Such a Good Trick

In tonight's episode, Ilya and Shane have just had sex for the first time and discuss the upcoming Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia.

Cast:

Shane Hollander: Orlando Segarra
Ilya Rozanov: Chris Russell
Scott Hunter: Andrew Harvey
Carter Vaughn: Tiffany Langston
Man in the Crease Announcer: Alison Spencer

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:12

This is Radio Rivalry, a production for loons by loons. The title of tonight's episode is Such a Good Trick, starring Shane Hollander, Ilya Rosenlove, Scott Hunter, Carter Vaughan, Man in the Crease announcer. Our scene opens with Ilya and Shane in the stairwell at Shane's apartment directly after they've had penetrative sex for the very first time.

SPEAKER_05 0:55

So uh obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:02

Your family must be happy there in Russia.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:08

My parents are pretty psyched for me. They're pissed they can't come, but my mom's threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game. I bet your parents will be there, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:22

My father, yes. Maybe my brother, but who knows?

SPEAKER_05 1:28

Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Dreaming of what? Rolling metal. Remember when I made you come and fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_05 1:50

Your cat is definitely here.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

And there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia. What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team. A hard pill to swallow on home right, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanov, chosen as his country's captain.

SPEAKER_04 3:00

Hey. Holy fuck, can you believe Russia? Be nice, Vonnie.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Be nice, they fucking lost the Latvia. Did you see that game?

SPEAKER_05 3:09

Yeah, it was a straight up shit show. Uh debacle.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Hey, what did Ron say about it?

SPEAKER_05 3:17

I don't know. Nothing to me, that's for sure. I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Uh-uh, it's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you. Trust me.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

Okay, okay. You'll look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Oh, good one.

SPEAKER_05 3:48

Does your room have that smell? Yes. Yes, it does. Is it black mold? Because that's what JJ thinks it is.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

He's probably right.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Good news is we're not gonna be here long enough for it to Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating?

SPEAKER_05 4:06

My buddy Joe is in that program. We trained together. Would you guys be cool to do that? I I'd love to show up for him.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Hell yeah, man. I'll show up for any dude who's that brave. What do you mean? Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay? I mean. Fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me. Russia is not safe for folks like that. Fucking balls of steel, man. Yeah! Woohoo! Wow, man, your buddy fucking killed it.

SPEAKER_05 4:55

Fuck yeah, he did. I'm gonna go find the bathroom. Hey.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

Not here.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

No, I I'm not. I I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

Fine. Go sit down. We We are not anything. Go away, Hollander.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

Are you okay? Please. Go. You didn't answer my text.

SPEAKER_03 5:38

No, I did not answer your boring text. Now, will you go?

SPEAKER_05 5:43

Fine.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Fuck. And scene.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

I'm Orlando Seguerra. Tonight I played Shane Hollander.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

I'm Chris Russell. Tonight I played Ilya Rosanoff. And you can find me on Threads, Instagram, and TikTok at Chris Russell NYC.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

I'm Andrew Harvey. Tonight I played Scott Hunter. Find me on Instagram at Andrew Harvey underscore official.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

I'm Alison Spencer. Tonight I played the man in the crease announcer. And you can find me on Threads and Instagram at MS Allison Gene.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

I'm Tiffany Langston. Tonight I played Carter Vaughn. I'm also the creator, director, and producer of Radio Rivalry. You can find me on Threads, Instagram, and Blue Sky at TiffLangston. And that's our show. Please rate and subscribe wherever you download or stream awesome podcasts. You can find us online at RadioRivalry.com, across social media at Radio Rivalry Pod, and you can send us an email at Radio Rivalry at gmail.com. We'll be back soon with a whole new scene and a brand new cast. So until then, we'll catch you at the cottage.