Lovers

In tonight's episode, Shane and Ilya announce their relationship to Shane's parents at their summer home. 

Cast:

Shane Hollander: The Hyperfixation Hotline Gals
Ilya Rozanov: IrinaRya
Yuna Hollander: Kyra Calaway
David Hollander: Ruby Barrett

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:12

This is Radio Rivalry, a production for loons by loons. The title of tonight's episode is Lovers, starring Shane Hollander.

SPEAKER_04 0:25

Ilya Razanov. Yuna Hollander.

SPEAKER_07 0:29

David Hollander.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Our scene opens with Shane and Ilya arriving at Shane's parents' vacation home after David catches them kissing at Shane's cottage.

SPEAKER_06 0:46

Hey, it's me, Shane.

SPEAKER_07 0:50

Hi. I left my charger at your place, and it's the old one that fits into my phone, and all the other chargers we have are newer, so it's okay, Dad.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

I'm sorry you didn't find out that way.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Found out what exactly?

SPEAKER_06 1:08

I'm gay, which I was gonna tell you soon. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

Uh and this is Ilya Rosanov, but you already know that.

SPEAKER_06 1:19

Hi. He's visiting and we're uh lovers. No, Ilya, that's gross. But you hate him. No, I mean I get that, but no, I actually I love him. I didn't want this to be the way how I told you. I'm sorry. Can we just sit down, please?

SPEAKER_04 1:56

Here I think we thought maybe you were gay.

SPEAKER_07 2:05

You did? I think we thought it was certainly possible. For how long? Hmm, uh for a while, I guess. We both know you pretty well, Shane. I mean, what we did not suspect was that you were so friendly with Rosanoff. Ilya. Ilya, sorry. I know. It's a long story. When did this happen? Wait. The All-Star game. You two had so much chemistry.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

No, it was before then.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

Wow. Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 2:54

So when? Since our rookie season. Since your rookie season? No, it's not true. Since before that. Not helpful. Before? The summer before. So you've been in love since No no. Just um just what? Um just just oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Just what? Lovers. Okay, no one is allowed to use that word again. Well, I would love a drink.

SPEAKER_07 3:50

And there were no nice men in Montreal?

SPEAKER_01 3:54

I don't know. Probably there were.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

And do your teammates know?

SPEAKER_06 4:00

No, nobody knows.

SPEAKER_07 4:02

This is good vodka. Thanks. I try to buy the Russian stuff. Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

You never I mean you never let him win, did you, Shane?

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Do you let Dad win a card?

SPEAKER_04 4:17

I'd rather die.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Same here.

SPEAKER_07 4:21

Alright. So is your plan to what? Just keep doing this in secret until you both retire or Probably.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 4:35

Probably, yes.

SPEAKER_04 4:39

Oh, no, that's sad.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

I know, we know. We just can't come out and like a night set.

SPEAKER_07 4:50

Ilya, I've gotta say I'm surprised. You have such a reputation as a ladies' man.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

It's not untrue.

SPEAKER_06 5:00

Ilien likes booth.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Oh it's true. I've been with many women, but I have only been in love with one person.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Same here.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

Only one. And scene.

SPEAKER_06 5:24

I'm Sarah from Hyperfixation Hotline, and tonight I played Irish in Hollander.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

And I'm Louise from Hyperfixation Hotline, and I play Northern Irish in Hollander.

SPEAKER_06 5:34

Find us on Hyperfixation Hotline on Threads, Instagram, and TikTok.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

And Spotify.

SPEAKER_06 5:39

And Spotify. And Apple.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

And I'm Irina Raya and I played Iliada Zanov today. And you can find me on Threads with the same tag.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

I'm Kira Callaway and tonight I played Yuna Hollander. You can find me on Instagram at not actually a Svensson and on the Zero Initiative podcast, Colonel Curse of Strahd.

SPEAKER_07 6:03

I'm Ruby Barrett. Tonight I played David Hollander, and you can find me at Loon Call Pod and at Ruby BarrettWright on Instagram and Threads.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

I'm Tiffany Langston. I'm the creator, director, and producer of Radio Rivalry. You can find me on Threads, Instagram, and Blue Sky at Tiff Langston. That's our show. Please rate and subscribe wherever you download or stream awesome podcasts. You can find us online at Radiorivalry.com, across social media at Radio Rivalry Pod, and you can send us an email at Radio Rivalry at gmail.com. We'll be back soon with a whole new scene and a brand new cast. Until then, we'll catch you at the cottage.