You Would Have Him Center Me?

In tonight's episode, Ilya and Svetlana watch a hockey game at Ilya's place, ahead of Ilya playing in the 2017 All-Star Game. 

Cast:

Ilya Rozanov: Irina
Svetlana Vetrova: Irena

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:11

This is Radio Rivalry, a production for Lons by Loons. The title of tonight's episode is You Would Have Him Center Me? Starring Ilya Rozanov.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Svetlana Vitrova.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Tonight's episode will be performed in two languages. First in Russian and then in English. Our scene opens with Ilya and Svetlana sitting in Ilya's bed at night, smoking cigarettes, and watching a hockey game.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

С каких пор тебя волнуют, что делает Колорадо? С каких пор ты опять начал курить? Я не начал. Так, иногда. Меня вообще волнует все хоккейные команды. Ты это прекрасно знаешь. Конечно. Особенно те, которые ставят хороших русских игроков в запас, чтобы средненькие канадцы могли тупо потратить полторы минуты в большинстве. Это Мэттисон средненький. Да. Ты можешь передать мои слова. Когда увижу его на матче звезд. Как стыдно, что он вообще там играет. Ну, зрители проголосовали. Он им нравится. Зрители ошибаются. Ты в этом году играешь в одной команде с Холландером, да? Он тоже средненький. Нет, он крутой. Эти руки. К тому же красавчик. Ну, если ты так считаешь. Что? Ты ведь знаешь, что он красивый, и знаешь, что он хороший игрок. Он очень хороший. Мне было бы интересно увидеть тебя на одной линии с ним. Не уверен, что он хорош на фланге.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

Но ты зелен. Ты бы поставила его центровать меня?

SPEAKER_02 2:16

Меня? Зрителям бы понравилось. Зрители ошибаются. Зрители ошибаются. Интересно, сколько нарядов будет у Розлендри? У нее такой стиль. Since when did you start smoking again? I haven't.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

Just every once in a while.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

I care about all hockey teams, as you all know.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

Of course.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Especially the ones that put good Russian players on the bench so mediocre Canadian players can waste a minute and a half of power play.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Matison is mediocre.

unknown 3:15

He's looking for math.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Yes. And you can pass that along. Hmm, sure. When I see him at the All-Star Game. Such a shame he's playing there at all. The fans voted. They like him. The fans are wrong. You're playing on the same team as Hollander this year, right?

SPEAKER_03 3:35

Is he also mediocre?

SPEAKER_02 3:38

No. He's outstanding. Those hands. And he's so handsome.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

If that's what you think. What?

SPEAKER_02 3:51

You know he's gorgeous, and you know he's good. He's very good. I'd be really curious to see you on one line with him.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

Not sure he's good as a Venga. But you are. You would have him center me.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

Me? The fans would love it.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

The fans are wrong.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

The fans are wrong.

unknown 4:23

One time.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

I wonder how many outfits Rose Langery is going to bring. She is so stylish.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

And scene.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

My name is Irina. Tonight I played Ilya Razanov. You can find me on Threads as Irina Raya. And my current project is a podfic for a fantastic fanfic called Oxytocin.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

My name is also Irina, and tonight I played Svetlana Vitrova. You can find me on Threads at Irisha. And I do a few things there. Mostly it's nonsense. I do write on AO3. All my fics are pinned there. I do make some edits, but all the stuff is there.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

I'm Tiffany Langston. I'm the creator, director, and producer of Radio Rivalry. You can find me on Threads, Instagram, and Blue Sky at Tiff Langston. That's our show. Please rate and subscribe wherever you download or stream awesome podcasts. You can find us online at Radiorivalry.com, across social media at Radio Rivalry Pod, and you can send us an email at Radio Rivalry at gmail.com. We'll be back soon with a whole new scene and a brand new cast. Until then, we'll catch you at the cottage.