What if Heated Rivalry was a 1920s-style radio play complete with music and sound effects, where every episode is a different scene from the series, each featuring a brand new cast pulled directly from the fandom?
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In tonight's episode, Shane and Ilya do a joint press conference during All Star Weekend in 2011, followed by the shot accuracy competition.
Cast:
Shane Hollander: Frank Ilya Rozanov: Malinda Scott Hunter: Claire R. Announcer 1: Jo Announcer 2: Sakthi Reporter 1: Alicia Chantal Reporter 2: Emily Rausa
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Welcome to Radio Rivalry, the podcast for loons, by loons, that asks, what if Heated Rivalry was a 1920s-style radio play with music and sound effects, where each episode is a different scene (or two) from the Heated Rivalry limited series and each episode features a different cast of wolfbirds?
This is Radio Rivalry, a production for Lons by Lons. The title of tonight's episode is What He Said, starring Shane Hollander.
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Ilia falls in love. Scott Hunter. Announcer one. Announcer two. Reporter one. Reporter two.
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Our scene opens with Shane and Ilia about to participate in a press conference at the Nashville All-Star Game in February 2011.
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Here we are at the MLH All-Star Game, and the theme this year is Team Hollander versus Team Rosinoff. Oh wait, I'm sorry. I read that wrong. It's Team North America versus Team Europe.
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It's not subtle. Anytime the league can figure out a way to get these two kids in each other's faces, they're gonna do it.
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Yes. Shane, kind of the same to you. You've scored 31 goals. Any chance you want to speculate as to how the season is going to end up for you guys?
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No chance at all.
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Question for Ilya first, but it'll be the same for Shane. Boston is an original six legendary team that has struggled to get to the playoffs the past three seasons. How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general, to restore Boston to its former glory? And how much of that do you take on personally?
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Uh uh, sorry, not to jump the gun here, but with Razanam's permission. I know it's only been two seasons since Montreal has made the playoffs, but I think I get the idea. Uh, so look, my mom is the world's biggest Metros fan. She's obsessed, and like all Metros fans, she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly, and she wants us to win some cups. And I want the same thing. I want to be in the playoffs, and I want to win some cups. I feel pretty aligned with the fans because we all want the same thing. And at this point, it's my job to take that personally. Ilya.
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What he said.
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And here's the shot accuracy competition featuring Gasp, Shane Hollander, and Ilya Rosanov.
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The record set of this event currently held by the New York Admirals Car Hunter is four takedowns in eight seconds.
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And Rosanov breaks the record. There you go. He's a big kid with a big child. That was something else. I'll tell you that. Let's go!
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Jane Collander just stayed over a second off of the record that Ilya Rosenov just said.
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If that isn't a good night and good luck, I don't know what is.
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Good job. Thanks. You have fun last night?
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Last night?
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Yeah, with your team, you get dinner, get drunk.
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Oh yeah, I had fun, but I didn't get drunk. You?
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Yeah, it was great. No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans, so.
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So what? Just a bunch of Finnish guys uh talking about the cousins they're in love with.
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I think I'm going to bed early tonight. Oh yeah.
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One, two, two, one. Nice shooting, Rook.
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Thanks.
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Glad to see Rosanov didn't hold my record for more than a minute. What did he want anyway?
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Nothing, just talking shit.
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He's an asshole, right?
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I mean, yeah, basically.
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Lucky me, I'm in the room next door to him at the hotel.
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And scene.
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I'm Frank. Tonight I play Shane Hollander. You can find me on Instagram at uh Frank underscore granite 10.
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I'm Melinda. Tonight I played Ilya Rosanov. You can find me on Threads at Uncultivated underscore freeze.
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I'm Claire Rodriguez. Tonight I played Scott Hunter.
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I'm Joe. Tonight I played Announcer1. I'm a queer hockey content creator, and you can find me on TikTok, Instagram, and Threads at Stan Aquifour to see more heated rivalry content and stay up to date with my sapphic heated rivalry multimedia project.
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I'm Chucky. Tonight I played Announcer Two. You can find me on threads at heated.
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I'm Alicia Chantal. Tonight I played Reporter One. I am a nonfiction copy editor, proofreader, and authenticity reader. You can find me on Instagram and threads at fresh look underscore Alicia. And for heated rivalry content, check out my Mare Nightly poems on threads.
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I'm Emily Rausa. Tonight I played Reporter 2. You can find me on TikTok and Instagram at emoskates. That's E-M-A-S-K number eight S.
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I'm Tiffany Langston. I'm the creator, director, and producer of Radio Rivalry. You can find me on Threads, Instagram, and Blue Sky at Tiff Langston. That's our show. Please rate and subscribe wherever you download or stream awesome podcasts. You can find us online at Radiorivalry.com, across social media at Radio Rivalry Pod, and you can send us an email at Radio Rivalry at gmail.com. We'll be back soon with a whole new scene and a brand new cast. Until then, we'll catch you at the cottage.
