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Episode 6: Let's Go to Florida!

Taylor, Samantha, & Dajana Season 1 Episode 6

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Hi hi hi! We love Karmel so much that we just had to have her on for another episode! Lucky for us, we will be seeing her soon in Florida! In this episode we tried to plan out our Florida activities, but we got a bit sidetracked along the way. I know I know, not like us at all to get distracted and veer off topic! (literally at one point we could have been classified as a sports podcast thats how far off topic we got) buuuuuttt we hope yall stick with us and enjoy this episode! 

SPEAKER_00

Welcome back to episode number.

SPEAKER_02

I don't even know what it is. I think it'll be six. I think it'll be six episode number two. Second one we're recording right now because our special guest is still here. Carmel's in the house.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

It's back to being Cicerelli's now. Yeah, did you want that? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. It's not open yet, but it's reopened.

SPEAKER_02

If it was, it's really Haze Social, formerly known as Cicerelli's, is now again gonna be Cicerelli's. Yep. Did back to the roots. Back to the roots. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Cicerelli's is coming back. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Go there when it was the Haze Social?

SPEAKER_05

No, but I I heard they had polls there. Shut up. And go-go dancers.

SPEAKER_04

Girl, the way I thought you meant like polls, like at least the thing at work.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Could you imagine your voting station is Cicerelli's? At least they had go-go dancers.

SPEAKER_00

I might be making this poll soon. No, I think you're right. I think they did. Go-go dancers, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. It didn't take off. Matt went to Cicerelli's one time with his friends. Like they just like went on like a whim. And there were like, he goes, dude, there's pe like women there who were literally just had like tassels on.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

And he was like, I was like, did we miss they were having some sort of like white party? Everyone was like dressed in white, and he was like, What we missed some mum. They just went there to like get some drinks. Missed a chapter. He said it was he's like it was crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Interesting.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so it's back to Ciserolis. I don't I was gonna say we should have we'll have to go back, but we literally don't want to go back.

SPEAKER_00

We're down by 10 now.

SPEAKER_02

I think we can catch up.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_05

Um we probably could, but we'll we I don't know. We're a second half. All of a sudden we're a sports podcast. Oh, literally why we're a commentary. That's we're like, oh, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02

Watch out, Shaq. I'm coming for your job. What's the other one? Uh I don't want to say it because it's gonna sound dumb if it's not his name. Charles Barclay, doesn't he do? Yeah, doesn't he? Thank you. Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know why you're taking that confirmation from me. I think, but but I like as long as someone else thought it was right, it should be right. So that's like 90%. Diana?

SPEAKER_03

What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Does Charles Barclay?

SPEAKER_00

No, we didn't.

SPEAKER_04

The commentating.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I don't know the names.

SPEAKER_04

No, he has like a sports, he has like a I'm pretty sure he does.

SPEAKER_02

Let's look him up. I think he's with Shaq. They do it on the same panel. Yeah. Charles Barclay. I think so. They're on opposite ends. Yep, there he is.

SPEAKER_00

Thank God.

SPEAKER_02

Whoo, that was spooky.

SPEAKER_00

Charles. Charles. Charles. Charles Leclerc. Oh my god, that's back this weekend. I know.

SPEAKER_02

Miami. Miami. Welcome to Miami. I like forgot Formula was even a thing because it's been gone for so long.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I was really hoping that there was going to be a race while you guys were here. Dang. Next time. We'll get there one day.

SPEAKER_00

Next time. Will it be a game we'll do? Maybe next time we'll just go.

SPEAKER_02

No, that's what she meant.

SPEAKER_03

There won't be a race when we're there. There won't be. No. No. Maybe next year we'll just go to the Miami Grand Prix. Miami Grand Prix. I wish I was. That wasn't so expensive.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, I know. And the thing is, like the cheapest tickets, we would just be boiling in the sun with no shade, I feel like.

SPEAKER_04

Because we looked. We did.

SPEAKER_02

It was like $900 for like a lawn seat with no covering. It was basically $900 with a guaranteed like risk of sun poisoning. Oh. Yeah. So for three days shakes.

SPEAKER_04

It's for three days shake. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Or you probably just see them like pew.

SPEAKER_04

That's it. And then you have to pay $150 for some nachos.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And like I'd have to buy merch. It's so expensive. So you're spending like about two grand. Oh yeah. Yeah. Easy. It's ridiculous. Yeah, so like my dad bought me like a shirt and a keychain when he was in Vegas. When like the Vegas Grand Prix was going on, and it was it wasn't even when the Grand Prix was going on. I think they just have like an official store there. Yeah. Literally the shirt was like insanely expensive. And it wasn't even I don't even know. You're right. We should just go to Europe. Yep. We should. We should. We should. We should. Alright. Um, I forgot we like to do that. Next girl's trip. Well I would be down. I gotta renew my passport. I need a passport.

SPEAKER_00

I need to renew my passport guys. Yeah. We'll do it. We've got time. We got time. I keep telling myself I'll do it and I just don't.

SPEAKER_05

We have five years.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_05

That was the last time we went on a girl's trip. Well, now we should. Yeah, it was 2021. Yeah. It was Chicago. Like two weeks before I moved to the U.S. talking about that. Literally.

SPEAKER_02

With my coworkers.

SPEAKER_04

And we had a lot of baggage with us. Too much extra baggage.

SPEAKER_02

Ain't that the truth? I will say though, the hotel we said, apart from it smelling like weed for that little bit, so nice. So nice. It was great. It was like not expensive either.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, also, probably one of the best hotel rooms I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_02

I would agree. To set the scene, we walk in. We're falling, we're like downtown Chicago kind of. We're like right next to the fire station. We walk in, little like kitchen area with like an island. And then it like turns a corner. The corner is all like glass windows with like a TV and a desk and a couch. And then you go in and there's like the bedrooms and the bathroom. It was we also had a full dining room table because we ordered sushi the one night. Yeah, we had full dining room. Literally. It was so it was insane. It was really nice. It was a crazy table. It was so and it was not expensive. If it was expensive, we wouldn't stay there. Yeah. No, not our cheap asses. Especially five years ago. Nope. We're young. Nope. But anyway, that was fun. That was fun. But speaking of girls' trips. Um, we need to go over our agenda for Florida. Yes. Yeah. And we have the expert herself, Carmel. So wow, guys. Let's pass it over. I don't know. What's on the list?

SPEAKER_04

There's so many things that we can do. I actually love that you passed this over to me. But I'm actually gonna pass it back to you guys because I want to know what you want the vibe to be so that I can curate our itinerary. I have ideas. Okay. But like I need to know the vibe.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I've like never been to Florida besides Disney twice, so I have no clue what to express. I've never been to a beach besides Michigan Beach. That's insane. So you're getting a lot of words.

SPEAKER_04

We've never been to an ocean. No. Wow. Dude, the first ocean every day.

SPEAKER_02

Only been to the Great Lakes Bay waved me out. Really? Rosen Punta. Like, obviously, it's salt water, so like you know it's gonna be like salty.

SPEAKER_04

What? Wait, are you thinking for real?

SPEAKER_02

No, just kidding. The first like wave that hit me in the face, I was like, this is actually pure salt. Like, I think I just dumped the whole salt. Like, yeah. You know it's salt water, but you don't expect it to be like insanely salty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And I was just like, like saltier than salt water. I just hate when it gets in your eyes. And then I'm thinking of myself. My eyes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna need goggles, guys. We're gonna bring goggles.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And like boogie boards? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What about the boogie boards?

SPEAKER_04

I already I have a surprise for the goggles? No.

SPEAKER_02

Cheryl coming.

SPEAKER_04

Dude, could you imagine?

SPEAKER_02

My mom said I showed her the Airbnb. She goes, I'll stay in that bunk bed. Yeah, first bed was like the bunk bed. Dude, I was like, I didn't even see it. It's two, it's two king beds, and I was like, honestly, we could just do two and two. Yeah. I wouldn't even be mad. Yeah, I don't care what we do. No, yeah. I'm sorry. I'll sleep on the couch for all I care. I'll sleep outside in the tanning chair. No, literally. But um, you know, she was like, I'll come.

SPEAKER_04

The salt water is different.

SPEAKER_02

It's just jarring the first time.

SPEAKER_04

Last time when you came, when Sam came to visit, I think both of us had like shaved our legs that morning when we went to the beach. Remember when we went in, we're like, are your legs burning?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh my god. We also drove, we drove to this beach. What beach did we drive to that we like went down that like little bridge? Oh my god. Okay, it's gonna sound so stupid. But it was like that little tiny like road that went to it was on an island.

SPEAKER_04

Uh it was Fort Myers Beach. We went across the bridge to Fort Myers Beach and went down to Bonita Beach.

SPEAKER_02

Was it? Either way, we were there for like five minutes with the flies. Which beach was that?

SPEAKER_04

Oh no, that was in Sanibel. Yeah, so we went to this Sanibel is so freaking beautiful.

SPEAKER_02

It was so pretty, but we got there and we sat down and like the biting fly, like sand fly situation that was going on. Ugh. We we unpacked our shit. We packed it right back up. I think we were literally for five minutes. We like it wasn't even fun.

SPEAKER_04

It was covered in bug bites. It was insane. I literally had like minimum 35.

SPEAKER_02

We gotta make we gotta get um sunscreen and bug spray.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Girl, I'm gonna stock. She lives there. She's stopped. I'm prepped for you guys. Yeah, no, that was really the beaches over on Sanibel are literally it was really pretty. Insane. They're gorgeous, but they do have like a lot of like the noceums and the sea sand flies. Sand flies?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, something like that. Horse flies. I don't know. Horse flies are huge. Oh yeah. There's a horse flies. There's a noceum. Cicadas. Because you ain't seen them. But they're biting you. You're feeling them. Yeah. But okay, so beaches are on the agenda, obviously. I would like to see a beach. I'm down for like literally if we went to the beach like every single day. I don't care. Yeah, I really don't care what we I will say too, like we get to the beach at like nine or like ten. Like we're there early. Yeah. So I feel like by the time we leave, we still have like the whole day ahead of us. Yeah. Yeah. So we're gonna have to do uh like a Barnes and Noble run. Barnes and Noble. Obviously, coffee. I think personal. I would love to do that. The outlet malls that TikTok you sent about the coaches.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh, wait, yeah, I have to bring this up to you guys because the Owl Hub Malls, they have like these adorable, like mini, not mini. No, just like little shoulder coach bags, and they were like It was a hundred dollars. Yeah, but I feel like I also saw this TikTok and I was like Perfect literally girls' trip souvenir. Oh, I'd be done.

SPEAKER_02

And I was telling him like it's cheaper than a piercing or a tattoo. Literally, for sure. So we might be getting a little parts of the outlet. Might. But um I think our first night, can we do like a dinner?

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so this is this is the thing that I was we can dress up and be cute.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I was thinking, I didn't know like what type of vibe if you guys wanted to like go and do something, but have it be like more chill, low-key, because there's a new it's called Slip Away Marina. Okay, and it's like a food truck um park kind of. Oh, yeah. And there's like a a bar there, they do like it's a marina also. It's so pretty. My parents have been there a couple of times, and they're like, you should really go. I haven't been yet.

SPEAKER_05

Is it just on Fridays? It's all week. Maybe I think actually we I could be lying.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe we should do that. Can we try it the first night? Because if we go out to dinner, I kind of have like a nice tan in these pictures.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, should we do like dinner like Saturday, Sunday night?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like a mid, like a mid. Yeah. Maybe Sunday, because maybe it won't be as busy because maybe people are like going back to work or something.

SPEAKER_04

And then I was like, I wanted to plan out our beach days. Yes. Yes. Because it's obviously easier to go to the beach during the week. I would agree. Yeah. But I feel like Tuesday, our last day, maybe we should do like a pool day.

SPEAKER_02

Well, what if we did Sunday beach day? Or is it really busy on a Sunday, do you think? I mean, we can go Saturday or Sunday. Because I was thinking then we could do like a beach day. That'll take like a good portion of our morning. Then we can hang out by the pool if we wanted and then do like dinner that night.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Because also if we want to go to the outlets. Right. Which, yeah. But we could also do that on Tuesday and then have like the rest of the day. And just chill. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, guys. I mean I'm literally down for whatever. Wow, this is crazy.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like the main days we'll need to plan is like literally just what they were on the beach.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Could we do two beaches?

SPEAKER_04

Okay, that's the other thing. I was like, do we want to do like um last time Sam came, one of the days we went like near Fort Myers Beach. Okay. Which was probably like 45 minutes. Yeah. And then the other time we went up to Siesta Key.

SPEAKER_02

So pretty. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

And that's really nice too. It gets so busy up there.

SPEAKER_02

Should we try to do that on like a Monday?

SPEAKER_04

That's what I was thinking. And then they have like a cute little shops, like beat shops.

SPEAKER_02

Remember the drunk guy in the restaurant? Oh my god. Dude, there's this drunk guy, like the poor bartender. He was just like the things he was saying to his like I don't know if it's his girlfriend or his wife or like his friend's girlfriend. I don't know. The most like vulgar inappropriate things at this bar. Keep in mind it was what? Like probably a weekday, like literally noon, 1 p.m. He kept talking about her boob job. Oh, it was like wow insane. Like it was cr I just couldn't even believe it.

SPEAKER_04

He kept making comments of like about her boob job in some way, and then being like something about money correlating to that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Like, oh, you paid good books for what I did. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was so weird. It was so off-putting. Okay. But yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And also it was like literally just like Sam and I and then like these people.

SPEAKER_02

And then like a family outside.

SPEAKER_00

It was so bad.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, yeah. We could do maybe we'll do Siesta Key. Like, is it Keys or Key? Key. Okay, the keys.

SPEAKER_00

I think me and you went to Venice beach. Sharkies. Yep. Yeah, Sharky's. Yeah. Sharkies was fun. I like that.

SPEAKER_04

That's a good vibe too. How far was Sharky's?

SPEAKER_00

Or like that beach?

SPEAKER_04

A little less than an hour, maybe.

SPEAKER_02

I'm I'm that anywhere the current is willing to drive, I'm going. That's how I feel.

SPEAKER_04

That's how far they are.

SPEAKER_02

Anywh anywhere you're willing to drive that you think will have the best beaches, I'm down.

SPEAKER_04

Cool. We'll go to Miami.

SPEAKER_03

Welcome to Miami.

SPEAKER_02

Let's do it. No, no, no, no. But um, yeah, I'm literally down forever. But yeah, maybe we'll do like CST key during like a Monday.

SPEAKER_04

Here's a question. Do you guys want to go out?

SPEAKER_05

I don't think any of us are like out girlies anymore.

SPEAKER_04

Which is not what I didn't think we were gonna keep that in our plans.

SPEAKER_02

No, I didn't know. I was like, you framed it like you were looking forward to it.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, like, I wouldn't mind.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, but like I would go like Ranger. Yeah. Like I'm not going to be.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like a go out at like eight and beat Lee by like 9 30.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I'd be fine with that. I'm not gonna lie. Also, like you saying like the food trick thing, the food truck thing, and there's like bars and stuff, to me, like we're going out. Yeah. No, I mean that is kind of like where did we go that one time that was like outdoorsy with like your friends? Bay Street bar. Yeah, like is that that's like the kind of vibe I was thinking of when you said the food truck thing. But like that one bar where it was like outside.

SPEAKER_04

Uh less than that. Flip away marina is a little bit less. They have live mus it it's like it's cave.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

unknown

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Is it like the live music like that they have at that one restaurant? Yeah, probably. We're just like it's not like uh you know Partridge Creek when like the band's playing all the old people dance. Oh, yeah. It was like giving that kind of thing. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Whereas like Bay Street Yard is more like a cute restaurant is like my version of going out. Like yeah.

SPEAKER_02

When you say going out, like I'm cute. Like, yeah, like cute.

SPEAKER_05

I would actually like maybe drink-ish spot, but yeah, like no club. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

But we're like beach, target, another target, beach, no literal. Burns and over. Outlet mall, Dutch bros.

SPEAKER_05

Swig.

SPEAKER_02

That's like our itinerary. Wawa.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, outlet mall. No, I like I'm down for whatever. Truly. Here's the other thing, guys.

SPEAKER_04

I want to know what the surprise is. Wait. Oh, we're not gonna bring I'm not gonna get into that. It's a surprise. That's gonna be something that you're just gonna have to see. Maybe when if you guys bring the podcast stuff, we can update what the surprise is.

SPEAKER_02

Well, if regardless, the mini mics will be coming, so we can always do like podcasts, like like mini pods and like upload our own stories.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, did you guys ever hear of Sam and I, our podcast? No cellmates?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, maybe we'll do like a cellmate's resurgence. Oh my god. That was like exclusively my family. I'm literally watching it. But so actually, I think I sent it to like Kat and Julian Erica. I don't know. I knew it was so good though. But are you gonna bring up the dolphin tour? Okay. Oh, oh right. Guys, guys, I really need you to tell me. The last three times I've actually every time I've gone to Florida, so yeah, three or four times, Carmel has brought up, she's like, Oh, we could we could do this dolphin tour. I have a gift certificate. She has had this gift certificate to go on this like boat dolphin tour for four years. And she's never used it, and every time her dad's like, you guys can do that dolphin tour, we never use it.

SPEAKER_04

We never do it, we never do it.

SPEAKER_02

It would be fun, we just like don't do it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I would love to do that.

SPEAKER_04

And I've been on it. Is it fun? Yeah, I I mean, yeah, it's just like a little boat, and you can go see dolphins. They have like a sunset one. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02

Do they do they only do it on like certain days?

SPEAKER_04

Every day of the week. Oh 7 p.m. They're free every day of the week. I like it. 7 p.m. for the sunset, or just like for the sunset. Okay, okay. Does the sunset set at 7? And you know what? I was like, I don't think that's accurate anymore. No.

SPEAKER_05

No. Because it's here, it's close to nine now. It's not setting as well. Well, well, James.

SPEAKER_00

Wa. Wop womp. We'll figure it out. We'll be fine. I can't wait to do. I can't wait to take like cute pictures and stuff. Me too. I'll have to. Me. I feel like we don't have like a group photo. We haven't had one in a long time.

SPEAKER_02

You guys ever see those TikToks where it's like me telling my friends to take a photo for me, and then it's like their friend just being like, what uh what? Like, what do I do now? What? And then they're like, that's fine, it's fine, and the picture's like literally horrible. Yeah. It's literally me every time. Like, it's fine, it's fine. I have to remember to bring my little like um remote thing for my for my phone. I have like a Bluetooth camera thing for my phone. So you set it up and like take photos. Okay. We took really cute ones that first time I was in Florida. Yeah. And then I went downhill and we don't do it again.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

unknown

But it's great.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we took when we went we went to Siesta Key. Yeah, they were really cute.

SPEAKER_02

I took really cute ones. And then we didn't do that. I have to find that. I don't know where that is. I don't know where the mini mics are.

SPEAKER_05

I thought you said they were in the mail. In the mail? My mini mic? I don't know. I thought you said the mini mics are coming in the mail. The mini mics are coming in the mail. Did I just like totally imagine you saying that?

SPEAKER_02

I th I thought you were trying the mini mics are coming with us.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, maybe that's how you said it. And I just like something out of it out of context of they were in the mail. I was like, I have a camera. Like you just ordered them.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I thought you were talking about. The camera. The camera's coming. I ordered a camera.

SPEAKER_05

You did tell me that, yeah, yeah. Or you told us that you can.

SPEAKER_02

So that's coming, that's coming. Love. Okay, so hopefully that works. That's how that works, but we'll find out. But yeah, so so beaches.

SPEAKER_04

Beaches, locations. TBD. Yeah. We're not sure. But other than that, we gotta go to Wawa.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, go to Wawa. Dutch Rose.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we we have to go to Wawa.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Dutch Rose, Farmer Joe's. Do we have the dinners planned out? Like where we would go for dinner?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, what's the vibe?

SPEAKER_02

Should we just like get food and make it at the place? Obviously not every day, but like. Oh, what's that? Like dinner that we're gonna go like takey cute eat little. Oh. Yeah. I don't I wanna be like in a cute little dress. Yeah, yeah. And I'm thinking like sunset. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. Dinner time. Yeah. So like a like a nice, I don't know. You know, like the What's like good restaurants that you guys have? That like so like I'm thinking vibe of like um Cooper's Cooper's Hawk or Island Girl or Oh wait, like an Island Girl vibe would be fun.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Island Grill. Or like a Phil is not fancy. Um that was the place we were gonna take you to. I think last year when you were in town. It's like on a marina here. Yeah. But it's like a tiki bar.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and you could like sit outside.

SPEAKER_05

But it's like cute, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's like it's this, yeah. Yeah, it's yeah, like is there like a vibey spot? It's like a cutie little like outdoor. Oh, that is cute. It's like, you know, um, what's the one boat? What's the one like boat house boat house? It's like the interior's not the boathouse, but like the location type vibe is the boat house. Like on the water's boathouse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna have to think on it. We'll have to make a lot of things.

SPEAKER_02

We could also do record. I feel like we could do resources, like retro game.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we could just you guys pull up your phones. Oh let's do work here. I think that's a good idea. We could send each other a bunch of them and yeah, because I want to get like a cute little dress to wear.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, me too. I mean, we can do it more than once. This what?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

We could go to more than one. It's true.

SPEAKER_05

The rumors are. I know, but is that the vibe? Are we also gonna like grocery shop for like lunches or should we just like play it day by day?

SPEAKER_02

I think we I think we definitely do grocery shop for like overall snacks.

SPEAKER_04

I would agree. Yeah. Oh, one thing that I'm gonna do, because I I'm gonna take a half day the day you guys are coming. Yep. And then because I can't get into the Airbnb until like four. Yeah. And send me what like types of snacks and all that type of stuff you want. Okay. And I'll grab them before. Okay. Okay. Good idea, good idea. So I'm gonna have to worry about that when we yeah, especially the first like day. If we want to go to go somewhere that day. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, then we don't like overbuy either and then like never eat any of it, you know what I mean? So yeah, I think that's a good idea.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Good idea. Beautiful. Um that's that. I don't have anything else that's like I know.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like I'm kind of on the agenda. I'm like, my.

SPEAKER_05

Like I said, you could take me anywhere and I'll be excited. I plan on like being in the pool reading a book. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

50% of the time, and I plan on being on a beach reading a book. Yeah. Probably the other 50%.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, just like a tree. And uh, Taylor, what book are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_05

What I have a book that's tucked in my drawer from the same day I bought the one from August.

SPEAKER_04

So Oh my god!

SPEAKER_05

So Friends with Benefits. I don't know, it's a random one, it looked good, and I just picked it up. I bought it. It's in my drawer if you if you need me to pull it out. If you want to fabulous, dust it off. So honestly, guys, I think I I have to dust off the other one that's been sitting next to my nightstand. You know what's funny? It's August.

SPEAKER_02

I I was just like cleaning my room and I was like read like moving some of my restaurants in that book. I don't know what it's called, but the city one. Is that the one you're reading? That you never finished? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one, I like moved it and I literally thought of Taylor. I was like, she just hasn't finished it.

SPEAKER_05

Like, oh, she probably still hasn't read it. Yeah. Yeah. I should just probably bring it back to Lexington when I go this year. It's like decor at this point. It actually is. It's like literally sitting on my like like console table in my room as like decor. I kind of like that. It's cute. It's cute. It's cute. It's just fine. It's just sitting there. But I'll have some books. If I don't read, I can scroll.

SPEAKER_03

Plural?

SPEAKER_05

Plural's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

If I don't look crazy for me, if I don't read, I can scroll, she says.

SPEAKER_02

But it would be fun. Oh my god. I'm so excited. Does this does the Airbnb have a pool? Have a TV outside? I think it does. Does it have a hot tub?

SPEAKER_05

I don't think so. I don't think so. That's right.

SPEAKER_02

Are you guys hot tub fans?

SPEAKER_00

I love a hot tub. I am, but I can only sit in there for like 20 minutes and I'm I'm over it.

SPEAKER_05

If I if I never want a hot tub again, I'd be fine. See, that's my dream in life. I want a hot tub at my house. Interesting. Really? I love a hot tub.

SPEAKER_01

I'm at a big hot tub.

SPEAKER_05

If I'm at a hotel, hot tub.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I think a hotel's the last way to be in a hot tub. I don't know why. I just but also there's so much chlorine in the hotel. It depends on what hotel I'm at. It depends on what hotel I'm at.

SPEAKER_05

If I'm comfortable at the hotel, I'm in the hot tub. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like Kat's grandma has a hot tub, and sometimes we go and like use her pool and we're in the hot tub, and I'm like, gotta stay in the pool. I love a hot tub.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like when I was younger, I really loved a hotel hot tub. But I almost feel like it's like the novelty.

SPEAKER_02

Because like no one and I really like my neighbor had a hot dog. Yeah, like it's all enclosed. It's like fogging up the windows. I'm like, this is great. You literally can't breathe. Did you know my sister, um, like Emily could not go into even like the room of the like the pool room at hotels because it would like trigger her asthma and she would like she literally couldn't breathe. Oh, yeah. I can see that. And then like the chlorine, even if she didn't go in the pool, it would make like her eczema would get so bad. Yeah. My mom would have to like shower her down because to like wash the chlorine off. Yeah, it was crazy. I just thought about that. That was pretty crazy.

SPEAKER_04

When Kevin and I went to Fort Lauderdale, um, when we went to see the heat game, um, there was a so nice hot tub like at the hotel we were staying at. We were staying at um a Weston, and I was like, I want to go in that hot tub so badly. See? Did you not? No, dude, because those people were like, hog in the hot tub. Oh, what is hot tub etiquette? I put a cannonball in be so for real.

SPEAKER_05

Like coming through.

SPEAKER_04

Splash. Literally. Literally.

SPEAKER_05

The last time I was at a nice hotel, a bunch of kids were in it while the parents were just sitting there. I'm like, kids.

SPEAKER_02

Kids are supposed to be in a hot tub.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Speaking of dude, I went to a Dave and Busters. Maybe I talked about this already in the podcast. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. You did. I did.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, yeah. I thought Dave and Buster's was like for adults. It's not.

SPEAKER_05

Well, first we got confused because. Okay, well, I thought you were talking about CJ Barrymore. Yeah, yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. We scratched. We have not that has not hit the pod yet. Yeah. I might have just deleted it, honestly. I don't know. Off the SD card. But it's gone forever. I think it was really like a filler one. I don't think anything crazy happened. I think we were just like literally talking forever. Like, we have to cut this aside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no Dave and Busters. I think at first it was kind of like an adult place. Guys, I love a Dave and Buster. Oh, me too.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I had so much fun in the Florida.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

I just assumed that like there was gonna be way more adults than there were, but there weren't. You know, there is a place like that where it's just adults only. It's called the casino.

unknown

Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Does a casino have like a human crane that you can get in and try to get all of them? I'm sure there's one somewhere.

SPEAKER_04

It's probably true. Sure, we can find it.

SPEAKER_02

I've never been in a casino. Ever. That's actually a lie. Oh. In Punta, we went in a casino. You had to go into the casino to get into like the nightclub. And I say nightclub very loosely. It was like one big open room.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Right. It wasn't really a nightclub, but I was 18, so. I went to the guitar. Um the guitar center?

SPEAKER_04

The hard rock. The new one that's in Florida? Yeah. I heard it's nice. Yeah, it was pretty nice. Should we go there? When I was there. Is it far? Uh yeah. Um but maybe next time. It's like two and a half hours away. Oh, that's fine. But the first time I went there, um, I was seeing, unfortunately, Matt Reif. Ooh. Ooh. Pre tough crap. Does Ronnie's like Matt Rife? Of course, you know, Ronnie's obsessed. Rodney's obsessed with Matt Reif. Especially when uh Shamar Moore came up on stage with Matt Reif. That's like his dream scenario. Um but the first time I went there, it was to see that comedy show, and I saw Tyreek Hill.

SPEAKER_05

Really?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. He's so exciting. Yeah, he was there. Very interesting. I know. I didn't even realize it at first who it was. I was like, who's the short man walking around with all these people? Who's who is Tyreek Hill? Right, right.

SPEAKER_02

Also, guys, Diana's been so locked in this basketball game. I don't know if you've got to. The three of guys to set the scene, Carmel, myself, and Taylor are like on one half of the couch, like completely like almost facing away from Diana. And Diana is turned away from us watching the basketball game.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, do you remember the first two seconds of this podcast when you fired her? Yeah, I did. So maybe she can't.

SPEAKER_06

She's blocked out. So I'm just chilling back in here.

SPEAKER_02

In her defense, we're only down by four with nine minutes left. I know. We are getting close. It proves us we're out, so yeah. Oh, hey, maybe get okay. I need to stop. I'm gonna turn to my mother.

SPEAKER_00

I'm like, maybe get a rebound. Yeah, I know. Have you guys watched Reminders of Him yet? No. So I bought it on Amazon Prime if we all want to watch it. Oh, great. Like when we're in Florida.

SPEAKER_02

With um Tyreek Withers. Yeah. I read that book, I would be interested. It's not really a big calling. So attractive. I've heard the book. You agree?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he's also so funny. He's so funny. I just want to be his friend. Who that in the bed?

SPEAKER_02

I just want to be his friend.

SPEAKER_00

I literally like why so I've already seen the movie on in theaters, but I was like gushing over him the whole entire time. I want to see that movie. Is it called Him that he was in? But like I want to see that too. Wouldn't recommend. Not good? No. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, we had a nice like girl's knife. We I bought it on Prime. We could put it on TV outside or whatever. We could watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Love Island going on.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's not. No, not yet.

SPEAKER_00

What? Love Island.

SPEAKER_02

Love Island. Oh, oh, oh. Because we could watch one time when I was in Florida, we watched Love Island outside in Carmel's pool with Kevin, and Kevin was locked in. Like locked into the TV. I love that.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like his pool noodle. Yeah, no, literally.

SPEAKER_02

He's like floating behind us. He's like, oh my god. We watched the wor Carmel and I watched the worst movies. We were just talking about this recently. Yeah. We watched Mala Influence Influenza? Influencia. Influencia. Uh aka bad influence for those who don't speak Spanish. As if I do. Yeah. But um, it was basically horrible. Uh this girl was like getting bullied and she got like a a threatening letter, and so her dad hired security, but the security he hired was someone from like a juvenile correction. Literally picked him out of like a yeah. What is this? It's called Bad Influencia on Netflix.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, no, it's not.

SPEAKER_02

It's called Mala Influencia. Yep. Um, it's in Spanish. Don't recommend it's actually horrible.

SPEAKER_00

It's like why did you guys pick that out of all the things?

SPEAKER_04

You know, every once in a while, well, Sam is so into like the Wattpad era TV movies, and it was very much giving that. That was like worse than anything. We bought, well, I already had the book, but Sam bought it while she was there when we went to do like a Barnes trip, and we were reading this book at the same time on the beach. Oh, oh, and it also matched with that. No, well, it was Constance. Oh. We kept calling it Monte. But yeah, and it was like a It was like a mafia boxer.

SPEAKER_02

So we were like, oh, this is gonna be great.

SPEAKER_04

So we're like, let's fit the let's go bodyguard.

SPEAKER_02

We were literally watching it like this. We were like, what is this? And then to wrap it up, we watched Constantine. Actually, that was before. Oh, right, right. We thought this surely it can't go worse than Constantine. Surely it's horrible. It's about like a I don't know, actually. A demon hunter? Extra. K-pop demon hunter? K-pop demonter. That's literally what I was gonna say. You guys picked those. Dude, it was so bad. It was so bad.

SPEAKER_04

I felt so bad. I literally picked up Sam from the airport and I was like, hey, there's this movie that I saw that I feel like would be really good. Let's watch it.

SPEAKER_02

And then they did. But in your def- But I really do think that like Mala Influencia, I think I saw it on TikTok. I was like, this is gonna be great. So we were both striking out. It was It's not good. It's just say I wouldn't. Like, have you seen 365 Days?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my gosh, we're watching it. Okay, so there's like three of them we have to watch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Have you seen After? We have 40. Yeah, I loved After.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, have you seen all of them? Yes, I was obsessed. I know how like they slowly lose the plot line as they go on. So this is like 365 Days is like that, but like way more explicit and also like way less plot.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, it's to the point where like in the third one, I thought I had like skipped half the movie because I didn't know what was happening.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Oh but also while they have no plot, they are also using the same one over and over.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, it's like the same thing's happening after we're gonna be like, it's the same exact movie for all three. I loved afterwards. Also, did you guys watch My Fault London? No. Who showed it to me? The second one's coming out. It is soon. Yeah, I don't remember. They just I think they actually just released like a new trailer for it or something. I saw on TikTok that like footage was coming out. But yeah, it's coming out semi-soon, I think. Sometime in the summer. But I want to watch that. They started filming the Summer I Turn Pretty movie. I did see that. I saw clips of like the.

SPEAKER_00

I can't wait. Oh, I forgot about that. You forgot? I did. That's all I dream about. Really? I literally forgot that they were coming out with a movie. It's like my comfort show. I'm still at the cottage. I was like debating to watch like the whole three seasons. Huh? Of course. Wait, say everybody listening. To rewatch the all the three seasons.

SPEAKER_04

I never watched the last one. The last season.

SPEAKER_05

The last season's really good. The last episode I have probably watched 15 times. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

You know what's so funny is I recently just watched the last like 40. No, not how long the episode was. Maybe it was a whole episode, like clips of it on YouTube. I don't know why. I know why, because I'm obsessed with how I don't want to say anything because I don't want to like Karma's gonna watch it. But like when that one song's playing and then it cuts and he says something, I love it. That's why I was like, that's all I ever dream about. Yeah, that's why he said that. I love the musicality of that. Like the way they did that, it's just like so particularly.

SPEAKER_00

I liked the last season. It was really good.

SPEAKER_04

It's actually really good. The last episode I know about that season is Belly's ring. Water ring. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Dust particle. Which one? Dude, that was so funny. Oh my god. No. That last. Her ring, I'm dead. I forgot about her little I'm probably gonna have to watch that sort of thing.

SPEAKER_05

Her little dust.

SPEAKER_04

She's saying I'm gonna have to rewatch.

SPEAKER_05

I was thinking about it the other day, actually. But I haven't watched it in a minute.

SPEAKER_02

I think I'm gonna watch some heated rivalry. Dude, my brother had to like had to move up his subscription on HBO Max because too many people were trying to watch stuff at once. Yeah. And it wasn't working.

SPEAKER_05

I'm like, Matt, please. Wait, how did he find that out? I know this is a weird question. Because he not log in.

SPEAKER_02

No, because like um I went to user reverend and was like, too many users are using whatever. So I text in our family group chat and I'm like, hey, like who's watching HBO? And it was literally only Madden M only. No, it was only Yeah, I think it was only Mad and M. And only two people can use it. She looked it up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So my HBO Max, every time I log in now, it's like, it doesn't look like you're home. Because Keith is in Hawaii and he's been using it, and he uses it more than I do. And now it like does not let you watch it now? No, it does. I just have to send like a code to my yeah. No, it's because it's mine. Oh, oh, okay. And I'm like, why am I having to verify that this is my account?

SPEAKER_02

Keith's in the Philippines, like, hey, can you send me the code for the HBO Max?

SPEAKER_04

Literally. Oh god, it's really funny. Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Trying to log me out. On my own shit. That's crazy. I was like, Matt, one time, I was like, isn't we watching? He's like, I am, but I can get off. I'm like, did you really pay for the subscription? It's like, no, it's fine, I'll go off. I was like, oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like, I wasn't gonna make you, but that's like Keith pays for like the Netflix for him and my mom and dad. And now just my mom and dad are using it because it doesn't like let him watch in Hawaii anymore.

SPEAKER_02

And he's like, well. That's so dude, that's so annoying. Oh my gosh, Diana. What? He just stole it. Oh my god! Oh my god. Guys, this is getting crazy crazy. Guys, we're really about to turn to a sports podcast. Welcome back to the street.

SPEAKER_00

If they win this game, I am determined to go to the Sunday game after I get off work.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Wow, okay. Did you know?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know who else is gonna be there. Oh what time is it at on Sunday?

SPEAKER_00

Uh uh they haven't released a time yet.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so if they win in like eight minutes, you can text your coworker and be like, actually, can you take Sunday shift?

SPEAKER_02

Or come in a little early. Literally, and let me go. You're like, okay, I'll be texting you in seven minutes and four seconds. Oh, he's down.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, good. Rachel just texted me. How you doing, girl with the basketball motion? Oh my gosh, so I wonder what she's done. I wonder if she's watching it somewhere.

SPEAKER_04

Guys, we're this is like your guys' sports podcast now. That's what I'm saying. I think we have to change our category.

SPEAKER_02

We've probably lost interest for the view. We've lost, we've lost the plot, first of all. I think we've just yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Have the same plot as 365 days.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, which is not much. No.

SPEAKER_04

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_02

You know the best thing about our podcast that I love is like we'll be like, alright, I think we're gonna end it here. And then we talk for 50 more minutes because someone else brings up a point, and then I'm like, okay, we actually our last episode, I think we were like 30 minutes after we said, like, okay, we're gonna wrap it up. Yeah, it was like an hour and 40 minutes. And then you had the insurance story, and your story any update. Oh my god, the key. Guys. The key. Carmel has no clue about the key. Update you guys on the key. No. Afterwards, I don't know anything about the key. Briefs, brief backstory. Um, there's like a room in our basement. Our basement's just like storage. That's like a finished basement. It's not good. And there's like a little oh hell yeah. There's like a room back there that we just been putting like random storage in. But it used to have like music stuff and just whatever. My mom went down there one day and there was a key, just like like a like a house key in the middle of the doorway. Downstairs, right? And the reason and I found out about it because I came home and my my sister goes, Ask Sam about it. And I said, ask me what? She's like, Have you been downstairs lately? I'm like, like to get clothes off the line, maybe. Like, I don't know. She goes, Okay, there's like a key that I found. I said, What the hell are you talking about? I said, Where's the key? She goes, sorry what? She goes, it's downstairs. I said, Okay, good. So we ask Matt. And Matt's like, burn the house down. Right. Um, I go, is it the key for the door? Like to lock the door? She goes, No. I said, Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, cool. So update the house has been burned down.

SPEAKER_02

So I told them about so I told him about the key. Okay. On the podcast. I come home from talking about it. And I'm like, oh my, I told him about the key, like blah blah blah, whatever. And my mom gets up, she's laughing, and she walks towards the counter.

SPEAKER_01

I said, What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_02

She picks up a piece of like metal and she goes, This was at the bottom of the stairs this morning. And it's like a metal, like I said, first of all, why is the key and that piece in our kitchen? Get it away from us, okay? Come that's a few. But the metal piece knew what it was. It was like it came off of something that was on a shelf right by the stairs, and our washing machine like is on the fritz, and so it is like rattling the whole basement. So she goes, I'm losing metal. No, so so she thinks it like shook the shelf and stuff like fell. But the key we don't know, okay? Okay. Still have no idea. Don't know what it's for. So then I talked about it on the podcast. Okay. My dad texted me. This is what you guys don't know. My dad texted me and he goes, Hey, I was just listening to your podcast. I think I know what the key's from. Call me when you get a chance. I said, Oh, Jesus. So I call him, I'm like, hey, I'm here. Yeah. He goes, Okay, the keys like, was it? It was like for the room, the green carpet room is what we call it, because that's green carpet. I'm like, yeah. And he goes, Okay, he's like, I had put a key, like they had changed the doorknob out, and there's like a lock on the thing. He goes, I put like a magnet on the back of the key, and I just like uh stuck the magnet to like there's like a pipe that runs along the doorway. He's like, I just stuck it there.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

He goes, he goes, so it he goes, it probably goes, was there a magnet on it? I go, no. He goes, well, the magnet's probably still stuck up there, and the key probably fell and just like bounced into the thing. I go, okay. He goes, yeah, it's like a blue key, right? No. Oh. Oh. I go, he goes, yeah, so it's like a blue key. I said, oh no, it's not. It's not blue. Let's try. He starts laughing, he goes, Oh, then I don't know what to tell you. I said, Oh, okay, so now I feel like way worse about the situation. Oh my god. No, so we don't know what this is. Also, I was gonna go downstairs and check if the key that he's talking about is there. Is there, but I'm not fucking going down there by myself. No. Well, not with keys showing up. Not with not with key gate. So I'm like, I'm freaked out. So yeah, I don't know. It's and it's literally just like a like a house key. It's kind of like more square at the end. Weird.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe someone's living down there.

SPEAKER_02

Well, no, so you need to stop.

SPEAKER_04

Why would you say that? So my mom, but the thing is, so the people He definitely would know.

SPEAKER_02

The the people who the people that own the house, like before my family, like before my parents bought it, that was like their son's room or something downstairs. And we never like renovated it. It's just like the room, whatever. And so my mom was like, well, maybe they like put a key like up above the door frame and just like over time like fell.

SPEAKER_00

Like, yeah. Okay. Definitely. And we're like, well, maybe. Which is even creepier.

SPEAKER_02

But not really, because they probably just stuck it up there.

SPEAKER_04

There's a definitely a creepier option available.

SPEAKER_02

So I'm thinking the reason the key doesn't fit in the doorknob is probably because like we changed the doorknob, so obviously it has a key. So it could have been that, and then that is on the same side as the washer and dryer, so like I wouldn't be crazy to think that like it just kind of like rattled over time. But also, like I have a feeling like we would have noticed in the what 29 years that it was there.

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Anyway, so yeah, that's the update on the key one. So where's the key right now?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. My mom had brought it up and put it like on the counter in our kitchen. Brought it up. Yeah, oh yeah, no, she brought it up. One day I came home and I said, What is that? She has the key from downstairs. I said, and it's up here. Because you hate us? Because you hate us. But also, like, we can't burn it because I feel like that's gonna release some burn it. I would I'm calling a priest. That was scary timing. There was like a motorcycle, it was a little loud. But yeah, so that's the update on the key. I really thought my dad was gonna be like, oh yeah, it's like blah blah blah blah. He's like, it's blue, right? I said, Oh no, it's not.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe he thought it was blue and it's I want you to check down there and see if there is a key on the ball.

SPEAKER_02

You want her to check down there? So I'll make sure I'll do it because I'm not doing it. Or both of you go down there. And then my mom's like, why do you scared to go down there? I said, Yeah. Yeah, actually. Hey, so me. Scary thing. So it's just like random shit, and I'm I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. So fair. Yeah, that's the update on the key. The update is that there's no update. And it got worse. And it gets worse. It's kind of like my update with the boy Snapchat. It just keeps getting worse and there's no update. Yeah, a little bit terrifying. Are you still on Hinge? Yeah. Oh my god, yeah, I am. And you know what? This guy liked me on Hinge. Maybe I liked him, I don't remember. And he s and he messaged me some big boring, just like hey, or whatever. Let me actually see what it says. Oh my god, wait, when did he send me this? That was crazy. Um, well, okay, never mind. Actually, let me just say, so he matched, he liked my photo and I matched with him on April 19th. Yeah. Okay, Sunday. He said hi. I said, hey. And then ran it back and forth, asked me how I was, said it was pretty good, asked how his weekend was, blah blah blah. Okay. And then I like he wasn't really giving me much to work on. And so then I sent so then I messaged him. He messaged me back like the next day, and he like made a count about like maybe seeing me soon. What I'm trying to give the context. Oh, he didn't do anything funny, so would have been better if I got to see you. Which kind of like that kind of bothers me sometimes because I'm like, You don't know me.

SPEAKER_01

So then I it's kind of a weird statement.

SPEAKER_02

If I don't know you, so then I said, Well, shoot, you should have said something sooner. Like just to be didn't reply. Right. Like, okay. So then Monday he messages me and he goes, I guess so. Maybe soon, how about that? No. Didn't message him back, right? Yeah. Wednesday, he messages me. Hey. Hey. I don't know you. I don't owe you anything. So I go, hi. And I thought he didn't message me back, but it turns out he has. What do you say? What do you say? How was your day? Okay. Let's not be doing that. Yeah, is he cute? No, he counts like a frat guy, and I only liked him because he already liked me back, so I was like, okay. This guy in the blue. But like this is his like main picture.

SPEAKER_05

Can I be really honest? Yeah, please. He kind of has crazy eyes. Wait, okay. Put it this way. That picture exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Pull up a picture of an agree more. Of your boyfriend. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. He has crazy eyes, right? I'm not like crazy. Oh my god. Do you know him? No, but that is scary.

SPEAKER_02

No, he has like crazy eyes. This is where I'm at, guys.

SPEAKER_04

I saw these girls.

SPEAKER_02

They like they put um, they like measured out six feet on their door frame and they marked it. It's like if guys said they were six feet tall, they would and they walked through the door, they would like catch him if they were lying or not. Well, I guess his dad is like six five, and his dad's like, you're short.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my me just picking up what Sam said. Right.

SPEAKER_05

Two single brothers. But they don't live here.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah. Moving. What use is he at you? What song is that? Um Chapel Rone. Thank you. Ooh.

SPEAKER_05

I'm moving to the subject.

SPEAKER_02

Touch your subject. Guys, Dana's so checked out. Yeah, no, like her mic is. What are we even talking about? The important thing for life. We've rambled this whole time. We rambled so is this so Oh, he's not happy. This man is not happy.

SPEAKER_00

That's Jalen Duran.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he's not happy. He's really bad.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, you know, the only thing that's going in my head right now is after you said about the dad is that sound it's like you're playing checkers.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm playing I'm mom Oh my god, so funny. Oh, that is funny. But no, I yeah, I don't know. I've been trying to be more like open and people liking me on hinge, and I'm like, oh okay, like I don't be so like negative Nancy and judge everybody, but then I'm like, ooh.

SPEAKER_05

You should be so open and then cancel the date and just go for it. What? What?

SPEAKER_04

They're like, think you're gonna cancel the date. Oh then go. Oh no. Well, she's saying you should be able to do a chili from her, but like yeah, just like do it.

SPEAKER_02

When you said chilies, I mainly thought of the last time we were at Chili's, and then that guy like just never attacks me back.

SPEAKER_05

That that was such a weird one off, though.

SPEAKER_04

The first time I ever met up with Kevin was at Chili's. Really?

SPEAKER_05

Because Chili's are the place to be.

SPEAKER_04

Like that was your first date? Well, I wouldn't call it a date.

SPEAKER_05

I don't even know if I know how you guys like met.

SPEAKER_04

Hinge.

SPEAKER_05

Unhinged. Actually, what did you call it? If that was like metal.

SPEAKER_02

Because it wasn't that wasn't the purpose. Everyone that I have like told to download hinge or have convinced to download hinge has found a relationship and I haven't. You made it with me. Yes. I made it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I'm like the fairy godmother, but like we were just up fairly.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, so okay, you met at Chili's, but it wasn't supposed to happen like that? Okay, so the colour was.

SPEAKER_04

He was a white. He was a waiter. Oh waiter! No, okay, so the original plan was me and my friends were going to um an Irish pub to play darts. Okay. And like have a couple drinks and on like a Thursday. Oh, did he have to pick you up? No. Oh, okay, right. He was supposed to, so he was in class still. Okay. And he was gonna leave class and then come meet us. Okay. And then last minute he was like, he ended up getting out of class like 30 or 40 minutes late. And then he was like, I don't think I'm gonna come, like it's kind of far away, blah blah blah. And I was like, dude, what the hell? Yeah. And then he was like, Okay, well, do you think you could be at Chili's in like 20 minutes? And I was like, sure, I'll go right now. And then I went to Chili's.

SPEAKER_02

Wow, knowing Kevin now, this is like so I feel like that's so Kevin. Did that like freak you out or you were just ready to go?

SPEAKER_05

Can this be like, can you be at Chili's?

SPEAKER_04

I really didn't Yeah, can you be at Chili?

SPEAKER_01

Can you just be at Chili's?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, no, and then we went to Chili's and then uh we like literally stayed in the parking lot until like I don't know like three o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. At Chili's. Chili's and Hinge should just sponsor us.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. But for our real first date, we went bowling and then to nice guys at the pizza place.

SPEAKER_05

Is that a chain? Is there one in Tennessee? I don't know nothing about that. I'm just curious.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry. I don't know. Sorry, no. I don't know nothing about that. Or does not look happy.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_00

Excuse me, I just like a yawn. Damn, I thought the so Orlando Magic has never won an NBA championship. Have we? We have. The last one was in 2004, I believe. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, Emily wasn't even born, isn't it? Chauncey Bull, actually crazy. Ben Wallace. Oh, yes. My second first and second grade teacher, Mrs. Chaplin, shout out. She's never listening to this. But she loved the Pistons, and sometimes like during if we had like downtime, she would do Pistons trivia. And if we got it right, we'd get like candy or like a prize or something. She loved Pistons and the Brady Bunch. And so like sometimes on like days we'd just like watch a movie, we'd watch the Brady Bunch. And then we yeah, I knew all about like early 2000s Pistons team.

SPEAKER_04

Do you guys did you watch the documentary on Netflix of the malice at the palace? No, I have always wanted to watch it. You know my dad was at that year. Yeah, he told me that. Yes. I literally still think that's like the craziest thing. I watched it with Kevin, and then I told him that after, and he was like my his mind was blown.

SPEAKER_02

If I was Rodney, I would tell everybody that. No, I'm like that would be tattooed on my arms.

SPEAKER_04

He never like says that was at the malice at the time. I didn't find out until after I watched it for the first time, and I was like, I just watched this documentary. And he was like, Oh yeah, I was there.

SPEAKER_02

Because he's so low-key. He plays cool. Rodney's just chill guy. Right, right. Chill.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think I watched it after you told me to watch it or something like that.

SPEAKER_02

I always forgot about it, but I I need to watch it.

SPEAKER_00

It's really good.

SPEAKER_02

Let's watch too. Emily and Lucas just watched it recently, I think. Because we're all just Oh my god!

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Three!

SPEAKER_02

Oh, we got this. Update for anyone.

SPEAKER_00

Well, go there's currently three minutes, eight seconds left on the floor. What happens after this? We need one more game on Sunday to win the still have to play them again.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, because they were in the league of all the colours.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know, but I'm willing to pay whatever. I want to be there. Suddenly she can't come to Florida anymore. Yeah, suddenly selling all of her belongings.

SPEAKER_05

Like, oh actually, all of her pruneck. Yes. She's reselling the target shit that's gonna be on her.

SPEAKER_02

Literally, she's like, I'll take all of it.

SPEAKER_04

She's like, remember when you said about the reselling?

SPEAKER_02

It's on Facebook Marketplace. I'm like, wait a damn minute. So funny. Oh, man's got a hole in his shirt. Hello. I think it's so funny when like NBA players just have a t-shirt under their jersey. I feel like that's so like elementary school.

SPEAKER_04

Just like how like when football players have like that long ass sleep long sleeve underneath their jersey.

SPEAKER_02

When it's like loose-fitted, like some people have like a dry fit, like tight. That's fine. But that guy just has like a loose t-shirt or like the loose long sleeve.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Thompson, he always does.

SPEAKER_02

And I but I feel like especially in football, it's like the loose long sleeve is always like on the quarterback.

SPEAKER_04

And I'm like, when you're throwing, are you not like uh Jameson Williams does that? I think so. And I'm like, dude. Why are you doing that?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's just like it throws me off. Yeah, it's just like I mean it's a comfort thing for them. I mean it's got but I I like specifically, there was one kid in high school when you play basketball, he would always have like a loose t-shirt on. And I was like, Maybe.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you, Taylor.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe snipples Jake. Like, but then like wear a tank towel. Why are you wearing a like a loose-fitted t-shirt?

SPEAKER_04

Or like wear some, yeah, why is it loose-fitted on arms?

SPEAKER_02

Like Kate's got something on.

SPEAKER_04

But why is it why does the fit have to be loose?

SPEAKER_02

Let me ask you. Why does it have to be like a thrifted shirt that's been worn 14 million dollars? Why is it your uncle Lucky? Yeah, why is it like you pulled it out of the crowd? It's his baby blanket. You crowdsourced this t-shirt. It's his baby blanket. Guys, this is I'm gonna be editing this being like, what were we talking about? You're like, oh, so we're watching the game. Oh, so this is like a play-by-play. Right, right. Well, should we just like should we wrap it up and just watch the last three minutes or should we leave it on and see if we win?

SPEAKER_04

Um, well, it could go one of two ways. I think we're on a good luck streak. Okay, we should just keep it on for three minutes. Yeah. It's only three minutes.

SPEAKER_02

How's everyone's like I mean, I haven't packed a single thing, but does everybody like kind of have a vibe of what they're bringing for Florida?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think I'm gonna bring like two good dresses for sure for dinner. Bathing suits, obviously. Right.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, yeah. I have so many bathing suits.

SPEAKER_00

Um will it be chilly like at all? Like, do we think we need like crew necks or if you want to?

SPEAKER_02

Like, I'm bringing this is when we're into the airport, these sweatpants in this shirt. That's gonna be like the only thing I bring.

SPEAKER_05

And if I need it like at night, I'll just pull it out. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Or like maybe the Airbnb if we have the air on if we're chilly.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm definitely gonna bring hats because I get sunburned on my face.

SPEAKER_04

Because like right now, all week it's a high, like it's mid 80s all week.

SPEAKER_02

Beautiful. My biggest problem is always like shoes, because I don't wear a lot of different shoes, but I want to be bringing like tennis shoes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. What are you gonna wear on the plane?

SPEAKER_02

That's the thing, like I'm gonna have to bring a pair of tennis shoes. But I wanna be like wearing tennis shoes down there, but then like I don't want to bring like heels.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think I'm gonna bring heels for dinner.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but other than I don't know if you know. Obviously, what sandals? Yeah, I like black kind of like flip-floppy sandals that are nicer, I might bring those. I think I'll get my toes done. Yeah, me too. Three shoes? Three shoes. I think I might end up probably doing this.

SPEAKER_04

Well, you might need four. What are we doing? No, I'm like three into the show. Oh my god. That was such a dad joke. I need to know if you're gonna be.

SPEAKER_02

I was like in my swap's got.

SPEAKER_04

Um I'm so I'm so glad you're also. That man looks like Harry Jowsey a little bit. Like, a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. He played. Okay, coming from the one who was like, wow, that's Ryan Reynolds. I think he's from U of M. I get them confused. So funny. Wag Wagner RBC is my.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, if that's who it is, then yeah, I think you're right.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, um, sometimes when they show these people in the crowd, I'm like, are you someone famous that I should know?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like, did you used to play?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh, when uh we were at the the heat game, Kevin was taking a picture and I don't watch tennis, but one of like the number one tennis players was like sitting courtside. Dokovich? No, it's a younger kid.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, oh yeah, does his girlfriend play soccer? I think that's obviously. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

I don't ask me any questions, please. Okay. Um, but his best friend was like, oh my god, you got this dude in your picture. And Kevin was like, Who is that? And I was like, Who is that?

SPEAKER_00

When I went, uh Jared Goff was there, Rip Hamilton was there, Ben Wallace was there. A lot of that's crazy. Yeah. Oh, oh, usually Big Sean is there, but I don't think he was there at the second game. Big Sean's everywhere.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he has been everywhere. Wasn't he just at Coachello with someone? He was, yeah. With us, just Wally. Oh no, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

I know that's Trinity Rodman's boyfriend. And he's young. Oh yeah. But like that's all I have no idea. That's all I knew. I think it's the dude in the white shoes. No idea.

SPEAKER_00

Narr.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know, but the same weekend we were there was the same weekend of the Miami Miami Open. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Doesn't make sense then.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like, why would he be there? I mean, we can watch whatever you want to watch.

SPEAKER_00

Why would he be there?

SPEAKER_02

Why would a man be there? Why would a man be there?

SPEAKER_00

Have you guys been to a baseball game yet in Florida? Um, yeah. Is it like to?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. Um, not the one that I went to. Um, I saw the Tigers and the race. Oh, yeah. Tampa.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um Tampa rays. My parents have gone to a couple of the Tigers uh spring training games, though. Yeah. You got any like Savannah Banana teams there?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_02

Did you know Savannah Bananas have a whole like section on ESPN Plus? Yes, I saw it. You can do like an ad for it. NHL, NFL, really? Like all the things, and then it says Savannah Bananas. They have their own like broadcasters.

SPEAKER_04

How do you think the other teams that do the same thing feel about that?

SPEAKER_05

Well, okay, so we're going again to see them. Sorry, I did not read the photograph. You've seen them? Yeah, she saw them. I saw the party animals because my sister-in-law was like, oh, we have Savannah Savannah banana tickets. We got them for free because it was like a mess-up thing. But it was in Grand Rapids. It was not the Savannah Bananas. So then the party animals and the firefighters are coming again, but at America this time. Oh. So we bought tickets for like my whole family, and then my brother and sister-in-law are like, Oh, we can't go. So we might have an extra one to two tickets. Well, you're bigger boyfriend. Oh, yeah. I brought it up to him and he was like, I don't know, Taylor. Lame. Lame. He isn't like a big sports guy. He likes college basketball, but that's like kind of he likes lions. Lions and like college basketball. Okay. I mean, I kind of get it. Like, I don't know. Does he like a good time? Yeah, because it does like a good time. He was like, I don't know. And I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Does he like a soft serve ice cream cone?

SPEAKER_05

I haven't asked him. I guess you could find out when he goes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I guess what's going on. We're going for ice cream. That's the only way we're going for ice cream. Most expensive ice cream. Yeah. Also, I really hate to bring this up. It's way off topic. Um, we're not gonna make it a TJ Maxx tonight.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I thought you were gonna say Calvers. I was like, you guys, I have to eat. I almost wish you would have texted me to be like, please eat dinner. We can we can go after. Okay, because I say we I'm gonna have to get I have to drive Carmel home at some point. Oh yeah. I know we won't be out late. I'm just gonna grab food and we can come back. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'll have my ice cream and then leave and work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_05

I have to work tomorrow too, for like two hours.

SPEAKER_00

I have to work tomorrow too.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, me too. Really? No. Work from home. Yeah. We can work from home. No, TJ Maxx is fine. I'll just either have all I need is a little grater too. I forgot that. I wish I might have a grater. Guys, why don't you text him about it?

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna bring this up earlier and I forgot. My mom bought me the cutest beach cover-up for Florida. Where? Um, I think she literally got it from Coles. She put it in my Easter basket. But I got I got this um bathing suit from Marshall's. It's like uh royal blue. Oh hell yeah. It's like royal blue and it has a little like white, it's very 50s kind of vibe. Oh, yeah. The beach cover-up she gave me is like it goes like right, it's like just long enough to like cover my butt, but it's like all mesh and long sleeve, and it's giving very 70s, and the bathing suit's giving 70s. What color is it? The cover up is like cream or like white, and then the bathing suit is blue, but I was like, Mom, I put it on, I said this is literally perfect. I'm so excited. So I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_05

It'll be packed. I guess that's the only thing I have ready for Florida, is that one we bought it? Haven't tried it out. It's gorgeous. I hope it fits. It's literally gorgeous. I actually think I could wear it like as almost like a dress because I did buy like a brown body con dress under it, but it's like brown but long but mesh, and then it has like these cutouts. It's like crochet, it's gorgeous. Yeah, I got it at TJ's like randomly.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. Or no Marshalls. Marshall's. We went there and she was like, I get those confused too.

SPEAKER_05

Guys elements.

SPEAKER_02

I have the piece so bad, but there's 30 seconds. Oh, we're gonna wait. We're up by like we were down by like 30.

SPEAKER_00

We're like, this is what we're gonna live. I for sure thought we were done. My mom's probably listening to the city. You were literally like turns to be off. We won.

SPEAKER_01

I was so over it. We want to hold it for these 15 seconds.

SPEAKER_00

You think Cheryl's like so happy right now?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, she's so but she's gonna be so happy, but then she's gonna go, yeah, we almost lost it because they couldn't get their crap together for a second.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, well, now they have to win at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it looks like you're going to the game.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00

Yay, we're gonna go back to the card. Alright, guys, the pistons welcome to Miami. 93 to 79. They were down like what? Like literally like early 20s.

SPEAKER_04

At least 25. At one point, we looked and we said, Oh, we're done. Yeah, we're cooked.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh, at one point we were three and one in the series. Like we only won one game and they won three. And now it's three-three, and we just need to win one more. Oh my god, yay! Okay, Dora. Alright, time to go get ice cream. Go pee, so I can pee, and then we're going to get ice cream.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that guy's not happy. That guy's not happy.

SPEAKER_00

They're pissed.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, attendance. Wait, I'm gonna go to the boo, Florida.

SPEAKER_05

Doesn't she own a full home in Florida? Probably. She's Donna Kelsey. She's fucking Kelsey. She's probably got a Kelsey. That's MVP right there. Did you guys watch the Traiters? Yeah. I tried to watch not this past season that just came out, the one before that, and I thought I was gonna like it because I love Big Brother, and I I it's okay. It was more structured than Big Brother. I can try again. Right, you probably should.

SPEAKER_02

It was really good.

SPEAKER_05

I love the trainers. That was the first season I ever watched. I wanted to love it.

SPEAKER_04

Also, you have to watch that last season because that was like actually the most insane.

SPEAKER_05

Like the last last? The one that just happened. No. Oh. The one before Gabby and uh Efron? I have to watch that. I didn't watch that one. I'm like halfway through. It's like me and I just can't get through it. It's like reading books. I just can't get through it. Put it down. Maybe I'll get back to the day. You're not gonna be able to do that. It looks like I'm reading a book that you don't like. No, I like this book. It's I I don't think you guys know this about me. I can't read. It's like an actual Michelle. That was the first thing David realized about me. He was like, you can't read. No, no, that's the first thing you guys, but like it's like a What do you mean? It's like a serious convers I cannot read.

SPEAKER_02

If I pulled up a paragraph and had you read it, would it like not go well?

SPEAKER_05

I can read, but like I can't comprehend it. I literally graduated high school with a eighth grade reading level. Like I just can't comprehend, so that's why I don't read. Are you not to are you dyslexic? Not to like well, that's what David said I am.

SPEAKER_03

Like not to be like he said that.

SPEAKER_05

But like, no, but like also when I was in band, I would read music backwards. But you ever consider that maybe you're dyslexic?

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm pretty sure I am. Remember when Bella Thorne said she was dyslexic on Disney Channel?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I also can't hear either. That's also what menu does. We gotta wrap it up.

SPEAKER_02

We gotta wrap it up. Alright, guys. Thank you. I don't even know what this episode was. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

We're going to Florida. I don't even know if it's a little bit. We're going to Florida. The Pistons won. And Taylor can't read.

SPEAKER_02

Taylor can't read, and she can't hear. Yeah. That about sons of it.

SPEAKER_05

I promise he wasn't just saying it, just to say it. Like, I literally can't read you guys. That's why I don't read. Right. Okay.

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Alright.

SPEAKER_02

So right. So anything, everything we just said. Anyway. Everything we just said. Okay. So next so next episode, Taylor will be around. I'll read you the whole dialogue. She'll be reading. We're gonna have a script.

SPEAKER_05

I'll Tricia Paytas read to you. We'll bring it in. We'll bring Phonics to Are we smarter than a fifth grader? You can play that.

SPEAKER_02

That show was hard. Oh, okay. Show was hard, I'm sorry. I'm like, I did not own this in fifth grade or in college. That's what you're doing. Give me some reading.

SPEAKER_00

If we did like um like a quiz, like a trivia, I think Sam would win. Oh, I think so too. Oh. I do. Thank you. If it was like if it was like um because you're smart, I feel like yeah, you're smart in pop culture, but I feel like you're smart in everything. Like I feel like I would only be good in everything that's like.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, you don't have to flex.

SPEAKER_02

I don't flex anybody. I'm not really with the neat graduating level. Sorry. Can you imagine? Everyone's leaving. I need covered. Yeah, we have to get over to me to eat.

SPEAKER_00

I'll tell Noah to make us to give us free. It's there at least TN.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit! We gotta go! Because Tino Carmel's here. No. We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta wrap it up.

SPEAKER_01

Bye.