Construction Talk with the Guys Jobs Gone Bad

We are joined by Frank today as he puts the finishing touches on the holes in the wall As a surprise Micheal and Jeremy throw those plans ary. Join us as we talk Construction jobs gone bad.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Oh hey everybody. It's another week here at the tavern. Don't have any big plans today. I closed off the tavern last couple weeks because I've had Frank working on the wall over here. He's just about done, it looks like. How's it going, Frank? I just setting the last clear cut of paint now for the gloss. Looks like everything's coming together quite nicely. It's looking great, honestly. I love the uh extra detail you added to the wall with the whole hand painted mural. I didn't know you were artistic like that. Ah man, I've been painting for years.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

It would be upsetting if I wasn't good at it.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

But yeah, no, anyway, as soon as you're done with that, let's get you over. We're gonna have a little drink. You earned one after today, and then uh I'd be sending you on your way.

unknown 0:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

Oh, you know what? Speaking of construction, man, the last time I was in here, besides, you know, working on the me and Michael sized holes in the wall.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

No, I don't recognize it. I think holes in the wall are fixed.

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Man, the the that drywall job that you were talking about, man, that was to make some new ones. That was sounding like a real interesting story. I know I love it. We can kind of bring it up today. Well, Jimmy, that's why I brought that up. You said you have a couple people coming over, some customers.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

We're gonna use C. Uh no, I actually closed off the uh shop today just because you were doing the finishing touches and everything. But no, yeah, no, I'll tell you the uh story about the drywall. Do you hear some beeping?

SPEAKER_04 1:24

Yeah, do you have like a like a fire alarm that needs a new battery? What what what is that? Whoa!

SPEAKER_01 1:32

Guys, Frank, are you okay?

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Yeah. Well what what was that? Frank, the wall! You've been working on that for three weeks.

SPEAKER_05 1:47

Three weeks!

SPEAKER_04 1:49

Oh, oh Danny, we're gonna have to build another loan.

SPEAKER_08 1:52

I like what you've done with the place since the last time we were here.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Jeremy, my is that you, Michael, Jeremy?

SPEAKER_07 1:59

Where are you where are you keeping him? Where are you keeping him? Where are you hiding him here?

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Hiding who? It's the tavern.

SPEAKER_07 2:09

Danny, you're hiding people?

SPEAKER_01 2:10

No, I'm not hiding people. I got a spriggin' room in the back, but that's that's different.

SPEAKER_07 2:15

Jeremy, check the barrels. Alright, I'm just pull the barrels open.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Oh, guys, can't you ever use the front door?

SPEAKER_09 2:24

Jeremy, pour the beer. Is he in is he inside the beer tap? If I drink all of the beer, maybe he's at the bottom of it. Yes, pour it again. I want one too. Twice as fast.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Oh. You know, Frank, I'm not gonna lie. This reminds me of so many other construction jobs that just went south so fast. I think it's time we have a little tavern talk, guys.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

I think so. There's no I didn't bring enough material to fix that.

SPEAKER_09 2:53

You gotta see something at the bottom of it, Mike. What is this? Yeah, I got it. It's a podcast. It's a podcast. It's a podcast. Blue collar Kyle's podcast. What did you do to blue collar Kyle and the greatest blue-collar podcast in the world?

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Look, look, there's only so much marketplace on the podcast realm to run a blue-collar podcast. And I like talking construction with the dude, so I had to, you know, snip snip the competition.

SPEAKER_07 3:20

I guess we have to separate blue Kyle, blue, blue collar Frank.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Either way, I got some uh mystery meat mutton if you guys want to try that. I gotta get rid of the stock.

SPEAKER_07 3:33

Well, Jamie, set the podcast down. I guess we're gonna do this here.

SPEAKER_08 3:37

I want my button cut up into sloppy joe.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Ooh, I I can make it sloppy Joe. Yeah, just give me like five minutes. I'm bringing out a slap.

SPEAKER_07 3:45

I love everything sloppy. I would like a very neat Joe, please. Very neat, tiny Joe.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

All right. I'll get you a neat Joe and a sloppy Joe. Frank, what can I get you? I know you've been working all day on these walls.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Man, just anything you've got. I don't know how how we're gonna recover from this.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Um, I am not paying for this job at this point, by the way. I'm gonna I'm gonna need a refund on my deposit.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Hey, these guys aren't with me. I'm with my guys. You remember the last time we came out here? I don't remember Michael and Jeremy being out here then.

SPEAKER_07 4:17

You guys want to start sweeping up this glass, so we're gonna go ahead and we got helpers for that.

SPEAKER_04 4:21

We got helpers for that. If you got time, we got time to clean.

SPEAKER_07 4:24

Slabby joves!

SPEAKER_01 4:25

I got I'm working on it. I'm working on it.

SPEAKER_07 4:27

Welcome to Michael and Jamie Stillier Podcast. Stay, Jeremy. Hey Mike, how's it? How are you doing? I'm doing good, buddy. How are you? I think this is gonna be great. Uh Jamie, we're stealing the greatest blue-collar podcast in the world with blue collar Kyle.

SPEAKER_08 4:43

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_07 4:44

And we're here the best one is right. The best is not the it has no equal this podcast, and we're stealing it's so good, Jamie. He only releases like one a year. Oh, yep. That's production. And we're Jamie. This is sort of like a podception thing that we're doing, sort of. We're stealing a podcast inside of another podcast here in Danny's Tavern, where Tavern the Tavern Talks. Our tavern talks. Welcome to the show, Danny.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Hey guys, welcome to the tavern. Um, I'm surprised you guys blew your way back in again and said ease in the door. But I mean it works out. We were gonna have another talk of construction with the dudes today anyway. So you have doors?

SPEAKER_09 5:28

Yeah. There's doors in your tavern? Well, now there's extra doors. Yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

Yes, I have mahogany doors, so thank you for not breaking those. Um, but yeah, no, we were gonna talk construction with the dudes in the tavern today, joined by uh my friend and guest Frank over here. It'll be alright. Uh trust me. We'll have work for you for the next three weeks again. You're paying hourly or peace. Oh, I'm getting a refund on the first one.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

You already know hourly. You already know hourly. I'm taking my time.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

You're on an audio show. How is this work?

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Hey, uh, your audio is going real quiet. Yeah, no. Real hard.

SPEAKER_09 6:19

Who, Mike?

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:20

Yeah. Whoa, dude. I don't know what's that. Hey, fix your shit.

SPEAKER_07 6:25

Sounds great over here.

SPEAKER_04 6:26

Yeah, Mike. You're so enthusiastic that Discord couldn't keep up with you.

SPEAKER_07 6:29

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, stop screaming at Discord. Oh my god. Well, anyway, welcome, welcome to the show. We're on your show. There's a little podception going on. We're still in the greatest, the greatest blue collar uh podcast in the world. Everybody knows it. We're on our tavern talks, and you're on Michael and Jeremy, steal your podcast.

SPEAKER_08 6:50

Is this some type of radio bit where you have to keep reintroducing the show every fucking five minutes? Every five minutes. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

It's like every producer tag. This is my guest, Frank, and my guests Michael and Jeremy.

SPEAKER_07 7:03

And our guest, Danny and Frank. Josh is here too. Hi. Say hi to the people, Josh.

SPEAKER_06 7:09

Hello, people. It's Josh.

SPEAKER_08 7:11

He's a real person, everybody.

SPEAKER_07 7:13

So this is technically a part two of a series that you're doing about fun stories about people working blue collar. You guys, I think you said uh so tell us more about part one. What have what have people missed already?

SPEAKER_08 7:24

Actually, I have a fun story that I would like to tell you. Oh, right before.

unknown 7:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 7:31

Objection, Your Honor.

SPEAKER_08 7:32

Danny, please tell us.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

Uh no. So, yeah, construction with the dudes part one. That was a fun uh talk we had. One of the stories that I went into was a roof on top of a roof, which I had never seen before. And I had to have to cut holes through the old roof to dense pack insulation into the original attic space while I was inside an attic space. So that's definitely a story to go and check out because not only was I able to tell it, but I also had one of my uh co-workers who was on that job with me give his opinion because while I was doing the cut and he was going in the trenches to dense back.

SPEAKER_08 8:16

Do you have any uh like pictures of this attic attic?

SPEAKER_01 8:20

I am sure I do. I'd have to go through my phone.

SPEAKER_08 8:24

That's why I ask. I'd love to see it. In roofing, I'm a commercial roofer, and usually you you can put up to two roofs, so there'll always be, you know, you put a new roof on top of an old roof. Secret roof. It's a secret roof.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

I didn't know that you would uh do that because out in Arizona, it's not something that I would have seen consistently, and I've been in well over a thousand, two thousand attics in my time of uh insulating. And this was the first time I walked into like or climbed up into a attic, like an attic space, but I had the full roof, like there's no drywall issues or anything. I'm not worried about falling through or anything because I'm just sitting on a roof.

SPEAKER_08 9:04

Um hot ass roof.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

Honestly, it wasn't too bad. I think we did it in like Octoberish Does this remind you of a story, Jamie?

SPEAKER_08 9:19

Well, I the only the only reason I asked is because um for pictures, because I'd love to see it in commercial, it's normal. I'm not sure about residential homes to just build another roof on top of a roof.

SPEAKER_07 9:31

I don't yeah, I don't think I don't see that a lot. Usually they do a teardown.

SPEAKER_08 9:35

So I've put metal roofs on houses, and you just put batons on the old roof and then just screw them the metal panels to the batons that are screwed to the old roof. I've done that, but to build a whole nother sloped roof on top of an already sloped roof, I've never seen it before. It's like paint on paint.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

Cats on cats, and I think that was the big thing is uh the original roof was a very low pitch. Um, it wasn't quite flat, but the actual attic space was only about two and a half, three feet um in there, so that's why they didn't actually have an attic. So at some point they added a roof with a much higher pitch on top of it while maintaining the low pitch roof.

SPEAKER_08 10:25

Mike doesn't know construction pitch.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Flawless pitch.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

Um a low pitch, Mike, is gonna be kind of like a flat roof. Like the lower the pitch, the flatter it's gonna be. Um, versus a high pitch, the higher you go, you're gonna get more of that A shape. Like pyramid on the top. A pyramid's gonna be high pitch. As you lose pitch, you get flat.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

Think of it like the Sims. You just drag the roof up a little at the point. Then that's the pitch. It's the angle of the roof.

SPEAKER_07 10:57

Do you like playing the Sims, Frank?

SPEAKER_04 11:01

No, unless it's um putting all the Sims into a pool and then deleting the ladder. That's funny.

SPEAKER_08 11:07

I always when I played The Sims as a young boy, I would I would take a person and I'd take the door away. So they were trapped in a room with a uh and I'd fill the room with wooden chairs and I'd set a fire. And they'd be like, Oh no, I gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_07 11:23

Yeah, I would take all the windows and doors off and then put Satan in there with them.

SPEAKER_08 11:26

Yeah, well, they would die and then the Grim Reaper shows up, and they're like, No, please. And they start begging the Grim Reaper to live.

SPEAKER_05 11:32

And then the Grim Reaper dies. Oh my god. What the heck did that segment become?

SPEAKER_08 11:39

That's what I did in the films.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

I love construct back to our original segment for construction with the dudes today. We want to talk jobs gone bad. So I am curious since Jeremy, you've already gone into a little bit of your roof and expertise. What's one job that just went horrendously bad? Whether it's because of you, somebody else, like what happened and what was that fallout?

SPEAKER_08 12:06

Okay. I got a good one. This is pretty fucked up. Josh blinked that out. Please, dude, I was I was doing a job in I think it was Jacksonville, Florida. And it was on the children's hospital. It's like a famous children's hospital in Jacksonville.

SPEAKER_00 12:29

John Hopkins?

SPEAKER_08 12:31

Very well could be. I was a young man. We did drugs back then. Drugs are bad.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

Okay. John Hopkins is the big one down here in Florida. We can double check.

SPEAKER_08 12:43

Yeah, double check. I think it was in Jack. I think I was in Jacksonville. And uh, so this guy had married the boss's daughter.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

And how was she of age?

SPEAKER_08 12:55

No, she was one of the children in the hospital pedal. That's what I'm talking about. No, we don't talk to that guy anymore. Um, sorry, Danny. Um, no, so he he had been given a promotion, he was running his first job, right? Uh-huh. And it was a torch-down job, but he didn't know anything about roofing. So with a torch-down membrane, you you gotta roll the membrane out and you use a torch and you heat it up so it melts as you roll it with like a shepherd's hook.

SPEAKER_07 13:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 13:30

And you and you of course. So you have to keep all it was winter, you have to keep all the propane like at a certain temperature for the torch. So I found that hospital, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

Well, which one it's Wolfson Children's Hospital, I believe. It's downtown.

SPEAKER_07 13:46

Okay. Did you do you see in your research the horrible tragedy?

SPEAKER_04 13:51

Oh, I I I hope not. Maybe, I don't know. Let's see.

SPEAKER_08 13:56

So uh so this guy came up with a brilliant idea, brilliant idea to put all of the propane tanks on a piece of insulation, and then we used other pieces of insulation and and screws and plates to hold it together like a structure to like insulate the propane tanks.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

Okay, I I could see how uh and you had the was the insulation like directly on it, or did you give any kind of gap?

SPEAKER_07 14:21

Jeremy, you're speaking Danny's language. As soon as you said insulation, he jumped on it.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

Well, I also found that video.

SPEAKER_08 14:27

It's rigid, it's rigid foam, uh poly iso uh poly iso okay insulation, Danny. Yep, and so uh we we built this structure for it, and he caught it on fire, one of the propane tanks inside when he was putting it in. He caught it on fire somehow, and he walked away, he didn't realize it. So the whole structure went up in flames, and we were on one of these levels of we weren't at the top of the hospital. We had the MacGyver box he built around the propane tank caught fire, yes, and all the propane tanks are inside. All of them, oh no, like and so, like I said, we weren't on the top of the hospital, we were on like a level, so there was windows to children's patients' rooms, like watching us work all day, and so it caught on fire. And the dude is standing there and he's like, somebody put that out. And we all went, I'm not getting close to that. It's an explosion. I'm not gonna walk into an explosion.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yeah, yeah, you guys aren't paying me enough for my life. I ain't superman.

SPEAKER_08 15:33

Yeah, I ran right to the ladder. I was like, Goodbye, children. Dude, he got so scared and like this is his first job he's ever run, knows nothing about roofing, doesn't know what's going on, just married this rich dude's daughter and was given a job, and he just runs into the fire, dude. And he starts stomping on the insulation and grabs a fire extinguisher, he's putting it all out. He did we did save 300 children that day.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

And you were right there on the ladder, you gotta remember that.

SPEAKER_05 16:11

I don't know if we is the proper term for that. No, you live on the ladder.

SPEAKER_08 16:23

We had the team saved children. I saved children's lives that day. Yeah, remember, it's the royal weight. They call us a fruit for a reason.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

Yeah, Jeremy on the ladder saved everybody's lives with the ladder.

SPEAKER_08 16:37

Someone had to let it be.

SPEAKER_07 16:42

Wait, let me let me see where is it?

SPEAKER_02 16:46

No, whoa, whoa, what was that that just flashed?

SPEAKER_05 16:50

Yeah, bring me back up on the screen. Yeah, we we saved the children. That's all of we right there.

SPEAKER_08 17:09

It was a collective, you know, everyone has their part to play.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_08 17:15

You're welcome, children of Japanville.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

I don't I don't know if anyone's gonna have a story to top that one.

SPEAKER_08 17:22

Yeah, I don't think so. They probably all did die of cancer later, though.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

So dark.

SPEAKER_04 17:28

Hey, Craig.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

You got a fun story?

SPEAKER_04 17:32

Sure. Yeah, I can I totally got a better one than an entire mountain of propane exploding and killing 300 children. Just top it, that's all. Oh yeah, let me top that. Let me top my my multi-million dollar mansion window story that I have. So I was uh working at a construction company. This was about I think a year and a half ago, maybe a little more or less, give or take. I was working for a remodeling company, and these people up in Sarasota, Florida wanted a like $2,000 storm-proof, like really big 200-pound window. Right? Yeah, it was terrible to get it up the stairs. So, you know, when we actually took out the other window and had like the plastic over it, so if it rained and nothing came in, we went up there, um, took all the plastic down.

SPEAKER_07 18:24

You think the uh you think these windows are gonna be able to take these children, protect these children in the hospital from fire?

SPEAKER_04 18:30

Yeah, no, you can't you couldn't tell the two thousand dollar window is is it's explosive proof, you know, because you know, we as an all of us are gonna protect the children, right? Together together as a crew, you know, on the ladder. Um we get this thing up the stairs. It takes us about like half an hour to get this thing up because it just the suction cups we used are just so bad, they're so old. Um, but we got it up, we got it ready to put in the window, okay? So we put it in the window, and I guess the window was like the frame wasn't big enough to support it. We're putting it in, okay? So we have this window in, and we're trying to just like you know, get it to sit settle in nicely so we could put all like the insulation and spray stuff in the sides of it so we can water seal it.

SPEAKER_09 19:23

Hey friend, get the window blue. I need the spray stuff, stack.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

So my buddy who got me that job, he has a mallet, and we're trying to get it in, you know. So we're not we're not not trying to hit the glass or anything like that. That's a good question. I'm not the lead on the job, I was just the helper on the job. I thought it was a bad idea. I was just like, we're just putting we're just putting the window in, you know, tapping it in, and then you hear crack. And I look over. Huge hole, crack across the whole thing. It's done. It's shot. It's it's shot. So me and the other guy, the carpenter, we're standing there like just staring at the the huge hole in the window, and or the yeah, the huge hole in the window now with the crack across the whole thing. And we had to call the bosses. It was a whole thing. I'm like, bro, this is like my third day on the job, bro. I'm getting fired. I'm like, man, this is this is crazy.

SPEAKER_08 20:26

Did they fire?

SPEAKER_04 20:27

No, no, I got fired actually from them for a completely different reason. But uh that that I was talking about. It was a really dumb reason. It was a really dumb reason. Uh, they didn't tell me they turned off the water and the utilities in one of the houses that I was in. So when I used the facilities, um, there was no water in it. I didn't have any water in my truck, and I that you know, it was the end of the day. I was like, oh damn, this is a poop story. Couldn't flush it, didn't have any water on me. If I had water on me, I would have put it in the back of the toilet and just flushed it, but I wasn't told about the utilities of it, so I got uh I got uh fired the next Monday. And they pay me actually a whole day for the work. Yeah, I got a shit can. Look, guys, it was just a shitty. It was a shitty situation. It was, you know, what a shit situation.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

It it it it's all right, buddy. We we've we've all been it's blue collar, we've all been fired for shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

Oh, I didn't notify the supervisor, and that's why they fired me. And I was near my 90 days, anyways. They they got rid of me.

SPEAKER_08 21:30

You didn't tell your supervisor you weren't being frank.

SPEAKER_04 21:35

I wasn't no, I wasn't being frank, unfortunately. But uh, yeah, mistakes were made. I mean, it's a lesson learned. I mean, you learn a lot of lessons in life. So don't poop the water with toilets. I guess so. Speaking I didn't know they turned off the utilities.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

Speaking of lessons learned, I want to tell you guys about a lesson one of my old HR ladies learned the hard way. So we're going back to when I was a project manager at an insulation company on this one.

SPEAKER_07 22:04

This is a sex story.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_08 22:06

I had sex with my HR manager. She was 78 years old.

SPEAKER_07 22:09

You had to learn the hard way.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

The craziest gum job.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

The craziest.

SPEAKER_08 22:18

Give them your practice.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

No, we were we were trying to hire. It was early uh spring, so trying to hire for our summer haul. Working in Arizona, attics get hot. We have a lot of very tight attics uh out here too because a lot of houses have uh very flat roofs.

SPEAKER_08 22:35

Um I've met a lot of tight addicts in my life in construction, if you know what I mean. Yep, real tight.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

Now we were going through a big hire phase. I was hiring a bunch of guys. Um, the owner of the company was hiring guys, and our HR lady hired one guy, uh two guys. One guy was cool little dude. He just had no ability to think for himself. If you've ever run into people like that on the job site.

SPEAKER_09 23:06

Umicapped? Mike calls those people liberals. I don't think he was handicapped.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Um, I know he did do some military time, but he was also only like 20. So I'm not sure what was going on with all that. I never asked him the details. Um and he always tried to uh be busy. It was just in the worst possible ways.

SPEAKER_08 23:29

Wait, did he get kicked out of the military during the time of don't ask, don't tell?

SPEAKER_07 23:33

Also, it's dishonorably just called a coming too soon.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

Good guy.

SPEAKER_07 23:39

I think it's kind of that's more like a negligent disjunct.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

But we're not we're not talking about this guy, we're talking about the guy that didn't make it three days. So unfortunately, and I saw I I did see this when I saw him walk into the yard because I didn't meet him before he we started him. He was a big dude. All right, well, fat very like just round too. It wasn't like oh belly or like every part of him round.

SPEAKER_08 24:11

I can fit in his harness.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

Now, at this company, we always start people out on the removal team. You have to climb up in those attics with the vacuum hose, and you're just gonna be removing for eight to twelve hours a day. And it's meant to do it because you get a little bit more time in each attic and you get to learn how to walk through the attics. We send this guy out, and about an hour after the guy's left, I get a call. Hey, we need to pull off today.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

Another poop story.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Why? Why why are we pulling off the removal crew an hour in? What's wrong? The new guy climbed up into the attic. W I was told didn't make it one step fill through the drywall. And I'm like, can you send me a picture? And they so they sent me a picture. I don't have these pictures anymore. They were talking like seven years ago now. But it was a giant gaping hole right next to the axis trim.

SPEAKER_04 25:21

Like literally like right next to like that hole over there in the wall.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Uh yeah, about that one.

SPEAKER_08 25:28

Now I mean you got two of them, they look pretty nice. Nothing wrong with the people.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

I'm advertised as a hole in the wall establishment, I think. Cheaper that way.

SPEAKER_08 25:41

Good for business. So we fell into the garage?

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Uh no, no, because the access was in the customer's uh hallway right next to their kitchen. That's even worse.

SPEAKER_09 25:51

So it went all the extra came down.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Uh your audio is cutting again.

SPEAKER_04 26:01

Yeah, Discord's not liking you, Michael.

SPEAKER_08 26:04

Well, welcome to Jeremy and Josh Junior Podcast.

SPEAKER_07 26:09

You guys can hear me just fine.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

But no, um so the other terrible thing about this is the drywall was popcorn ceiling. So I don't know how much drywall you've had to you guys have had to deal with before, but whenever it's popcorn, it's always an extra cost because of the amount of work that goes into repairing that and making it look good.

SPEAKER_04 26:37

So you gotta get the hopper and all that stuff and then spray it all on top of the drywall. I've done a lot of drywall and sheetrock in my life.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

I was able to get our drywall.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

Why? Why popcorn ceilings? I don't know what it is, especially down here in Florida. Everybody has it. I mean, even above me, I have popcorn. Like, I don't know what it is. It's just making everything more expensive, and it's stupid. But that's my opinion. Not everybody thinks that all the rich people apparently think, oh, everybody needs popcorn ceiling, or like the you know, the blotches of stuff on the ceiling, and then their walls are smooth as everything.

SPEAKER_07 27:15

So one time I went into an old lady's house to check her house for termites. Another poop story.

unknown 27:22

Nope.

SPEAKER_07 27:23

Uh I I yeah, so I went into her house, and I've never been in this woman's house before. Uh I I walk in and I'm starting to you know check, check for termite activity. Why are you doing that? I did not drill her. She's very old.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

But inside this building, Michael, how was the how was the gum job? Tell us.

SPEAKER_07 27:47

Well, if if it wasn't for the 40,000 creepy puppets and dolls she had, screwed about her entire. I mean, this woman hoarded haunted dolls, specifically, I'm sure. So she she has stored all of her ancestors and best friends who have passed into all these creepy dolls. They're everywhere. There was even one room I walked into, Jeremy, that had a stuffed doll of a dog in the corner next to the bed, and there was a bowl in front of this dog, Jeremy. Yeah, and that bowl was filled with actual dog food. There was no dog in the house.

SPEAKER_08 28:29

I mean, that's just a one-time purchase of a small bag of dog food. That's not that crazy.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

You open her quadruple.

SPEAKER_04 28:36

Okay, well, Jeremy's gonna be the creepy old guy that collects the dolls, I guess.

SPEAKER_08 28:41

I'll take the gummer too.

SPEAKER_07 28:45

And then I shit in her house. You're right.

SPEAKER_08 28:50

Can I use her toilet? It's just a stuffed plushie of a toilet.

SPEAKER_07 28:54

Yeah, it's real water in it. God, no. There's an there's an old man puppet head around the toilet with an opening gaping mom.

SPEAKER_08 29:05

Uh she had a stuffed husband in her bed.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

Yeah. Ooh. You guys are all familiar with Florida, right?

SPEAKER_08 29:13

No. No, anything about it.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

I've never heard of it. Damn. I live here.

SPEAKER_08 29:19

No, Danny, I identify as an American first and a Floridian second. So yes, I do know about Florida.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

So you guys know going down the interstates, right? You have those uh officer pass-offs, like pass-betweens.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

Yeah, the the the U-turns, the official use ones, the official use U-turns and all that.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

And for some reason, Florida can't get past one exit every 10 miles. I don't understand why y'all do that. Uh Arizona, it's every mile you get an exit. If not every mile, every two miles. You know what else you get every exit in Arizona?

SPEAKER_08 29:57

Tweakers with cardboard signs.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

Uh those are my local Walmarts, don't you? Every block, yes.

SPEAKER_08 30:03

Why are you shouting out my homospeaker?

SPEAKER_01 30:05

It's the walking tweaker out here sometimes. I'm not gonna lie. But it's still weird, too.

SPEAKER_04 30:09

My story and they're standing on rocks. Instead of the walking dead, it's the walking fent.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

My story takes me back to my time in Florida. I was not driving, but we were in one of the massive insulation box trucks with the giant insulation machine in the back. We were fully weighed down, and me and my buddies are uh head into our job, and he missed the exit. GPS rerouted. Oh, he didn't want to because he had to be home early that day. And he saw the GPS rerouted to next exit 10 miles.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

He said Which exits were you on? Which highway were we? We were headed north.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Uh 75 north. So uh we were past uh Sarasota.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

Yeah, Sarasota. So you guys were at like 200. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Yeah, so we were up in that area, and he has the bright idea in this giant box truck, right? Let's use the official use U turn.

SPEAKER_04 31:08

In front of all the traffic up there? That's like the worst area you could do outside Tampa. I'm sitting down.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

I'm sitting in the middle of this cab, and in the middle seat, if you guys have ever been in a work truck, half the time the middle seat has no seat belt.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

Is this an a zoo zoo?

SPEAKER_01 31:27

Uh no, it wasn't. It was it was something else. It was a big belt.

SPEAKER_08 31:32

Uh the the big insulation trucks that they can pump insulation out of into the attic through a tube.

SPEAKER_07 31:37

Every truck has insulation, Jamie. Okay, nice.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Now, as he makes the turn on, right? We all do think, right, it's gonna be just a straight, just straight drive over to the other side and then uh turn on. There was a canal in between the interstates. Vanities. So we get going, he sees the canal, we make this turn.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

I feel the box track start literally tilting.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

I'm sitting at like 45 as he's going along the bank of this canal to where there is a official use turn. We get on this narrow, narrow stretch of grass. He tip the pull up. I'm surprised he didn't. I thought we were gonna roll. As we get back over to the other side, the scariest thing is understanding the highway speed limit is 75 in Florida. That means in the left lane, they're going 150.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

We're increasing that to 80.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

And you're trying to get a 4,000, 5,000 pound box truck from zero to 110 to get onto the highway.

SPEAKER_07 32:55

Hey Jeremy, can you reenact? Can you reenact it? Where did you go? Where is it? Where'd you go? Oh, there it is. I don't see him anymore. Oh god, I don't know where your little box went. I love box. Trucks. Box chapter. So what happened? Did you fall? Did the did the truck explode?

SPEAKER_01 33:17

No, I I was just very scared to ever be put back in the truck with him. Because no, we actually did get on to the highway and we made it to the job. It only took maybe an extra five minutes instead of an extra 20. But we were paid piece rate at the same point. So we weren't hourly on the show. Yeah, I know. I I'm I am so surprised nothing ever came out of that. We were joking, hoping that the boss was watching the GPS because they had live GPS that they could just watch of every truck. And uh I was just hoping that he was looking one day like, what is going on here? As it just do do do do one time I was in one of those Azuzu trucks.

SPEAKER_07 34:08

Uh, we use them for our tankers for my job, and I was we were out there doing lawns. My buddy was driving, and we come up, we're going down uh to Barefoot Bay, and then there's some some train tracks right along uh US one, and we're going over the train tracks, and he's booking it because he's trying to get our work done for the day, and he hits these train tracks. I had my arm in a sling from uh from an injury, an elbow injury. And oh no, it was I was wearing a back brace because I hurt my back. I hurt my elbow later. So I'm in a back brace trying to work for the day, and he hits this bump by the train tracks, and the entire Azuzu tanker goes airborne over the train tracks. And we we I'm I'm I'm free floating inside. I'm not wearing a seatbelt. Fuck that. So I'm free floating in the cab, and then we come down hard, and then the suspension rockets us up into the air again, and then I hit the ceiling, and then I step back down, and then I hit the ceiling again, go back down. I'm wit, I'm in a back brace. You're trying to kill me. I almost died.

SPEAKER_08 35:29

I think it sounds like you guys made it through pretty fun.

SPEAKER_07 35:32

He was in the air too, and he was the one who was driving, and he was also in the air. It's very weird, dude. No one was driving. God was driving, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:41

Jesus took the wheel on that one. You can't tell if it was attempted murder or attempted suicide there.

SPEAKER_07 35:46

We all have cameras in the cabs now of all these tankers, and I wish there was a camera in there because I just would I I would get the footage and slow it down, and then just have Enya playing in the background.

SPEAKER_04 36:00

Where the day goes, just slow motion, like a UFC camera after they get knocked out, just slow motion, crutching their face into the side of the ceiling.

SPEAKER_07 36:11

Yeah. So that was a fun blue-collar story that I have.

SPEAKER_08 36:17

I have two quick morbid ones. You guys want that? That's the first one wasn't morbid.

SPEAKER_05 36:24

Oh, yeah, the 300 children exploding, that's not morbid. We saved him. Yeah, with your ladder that you used to put out the fire.

SPEAKER_08 36:36

Probably aren't fine now, but they were after the fire.

SPEAKER_07 36:39

I'm sure we saved all of them. The hospital does a great job.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

All right, Jeremy.

SPEAKER_04 36:47

Let's hear it, Jeremy.

SPEAKER_08 36:49

All right, so there was uh on this, this happened on the same job. Uh, it was a hot tar job, and uh, we had to remove the gravel in the morning, then remove the old tar, and then about four feet of insulation. It was on a military base. And then we'd go to lunch, and the steel guys would come in. Oh, well, we had lightweight, it was lightweight concrete deck. So we had to cut the concrete, remove all the concrete. We're standing on high beams, removing concrete. We go to lunch, come and the the steel guys would come in and put a steel deck over the beams, and then we'd put on the insulation and put on the new hot tar roof, right? And I was one of the concrete removal guys, and then I was the hot mopper where you gotta mop you gotta fill your mop bucket up with hot tar 750, 750 degrees, and you mop it on the scene.

SPEAKER_04 37:43

You totally want that on your leg if it spills.

SPEAKER_08 37:45

Oh, it's instant third-degree burn. I have little dots all over my body from it, but uh, so we had two crews up there from two different companies. I was a hot mop guy on mine, and against on the other side of the ponywall was the other hot mop guy. And so he was a new kid, and he went to put these mops get up to 120 pounds when they're full of tar. So you gotta hold them up and like spin the the stick and drip. You're like dripping the tar to seal the seam, you're not actually mopping, you're holding it up and you're like dripping it, right?

SPEAKER_07 38:20

Okay, you're playing rat guitar, right?

SPEAKER_08 38:22

You're playing upside down rat guitar, and uh, so this kid uh he puts his mop back into the bucket, but there was tar on the handle, and tar is very slick. And so when he put that very slick until it starts to flash off and dry, it's like really slippery, and so he put the mop down and his hand touched some tar that was on the mop handle, and his whole body went forward, and his hand went into the bucket of tar 750 degrees, and I was just mopping, I had my back to it.

SPEAKER_09 39:09

Jimmy, get back to work.

SPEAKER_08 39:13

And so uh I heard the most the most horrific scream I've ever heard in my life, and I turn around and look, and he's got his hand in the air, and it's like a tar-covered skeleton hand. It just burned all the meat and everything off of his hand, and he was just screaming, and it was like he had it was just black bones.

SPEAKER_09 39:34

Hilarious great times, good times.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

Yeah, that and you guys kept working.

SPEAKER_08 39:40

Well, yeah, he wasn't on our he wasn't part of our crew, so we kept working, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

You just you just keep going on with your day. You get paid at the end of the job, gotta get the job done. Somebody will come for him.

SPEAKER_08 39:55

One of their guys also fell off, so the deck had become steel at that point. Like I said, they came in and put the steel in. And there was another guy on their crew who was hooked up to, so there's different uh roof safe safety systems to keep you from falling off the wall. Fall arrest, you mean yeah, fall arrest and fall safety. This was one of those old school ones where it was like this steel equipment, and you'd put bricks in them that weighed a certain amount. So you weighed the thing down, and that would be enough weight to stop you from falling off.

SPEAKER_07 40:30

You tie the hemp rope around your waist, double knot.

SPEAKER_08 40:33

So he had a harness double knot. He had a harness like this, and he was attached to the thing, but he never put any weights in it. So he was working on the edge, hammering in the new nailer uh to make the new uh kind of little parapet wall that we would put scuppers into. And uh he was nailing him in and he fell. And the thing like caught him for a second, and he was like holding on to the edge of the steel metal. How high up? Probably 35, 40 feet. Uh it was on the military base, and he um he fell, but then the the contraption he was connected to without the weights also fell and started rolling towards the edge. And it ended up falling off, and he was attached to it, and it pulled him down. And we went to the site where he was, and there was broken bloody fingernails on the edge, like the last like three-quarter inch of the steel metal, had little dig marks in it, and that's where his fingernails broke off. Oh, and he fell because the thing pulled him down.

SPEAKER_07 41:43

And he was accelerated probably by it. Accelerated downward.

SPEAKER_04 41:47

Yeah, it would have taken him down with so he would have caught the edge and then it fell off the back and then tore him down.

SPEAKER_08 41:54

Pull him down. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

Oh man, that's that's one of the videos you see when you do you Osha 10.

SPEAKER_09 42:01

He he passed.

SPEAKER_07 42:04

Oh, he didn't make it. No, he didn't make it. Oh, that was that was the story about this man's demise.

SPEAKER_08 42:08

Yeah, that's and I didn't know who he was.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

Like game over on the scene, like he was just gone.

SPEAKER_08 42:13

Yeah, he died in front of a bunch of Air Force personnel on the ground.

SPEAKER_04 42:16

I mean, there's probably much you can do there. What are you gonna do? You have him CPR, he's probably just mush. There's nothing to push in.

SPEAKER_08 42:23

Nope. He broke almost every bone in his body, but he died on impact.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

Oh, that's at least good. At least he didn't suffer. But the worst poop story is terrible.

SPEAKER_08 42:32

I think he probably shouldn't have enough though.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

He pooped his he poked his pants because he died, actually. So it's actually no man.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

300 almost dead children, two one dude losing his arm, and then one dude losing everything. I mean, Jeremy, you're bringing the stories today, my man.

SPEAKER_08 42:55

Yeah, but you know, I worked with all these people. I got plenty of other stories where my buddies fell through the roof and passed away, and there's a lot of stuff happens on a roof. It's one of the deadliest jobs you could do. But hey guys, I'm still here after 15 years. Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_07 43:18

Tie yourself to something good and put weights in.

SPEAKER_08 43:24

Uh good times, though. You know. Danny, funny story.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Yeah, let me see.

SPEAKER_01 43:32

What do I have to let in the mood?

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Yeah, dang.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

You know, I do have a I do have a story of a job that honestly, not that it went bad, but it irked me because of the way that this guy was.

SPEAKER_07 43:46

So he was going to question you do a lot of you're doing a lot of insulation, so if you ever uh vacuum up a ghost in an attic, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

Are you Luigi?

SPEAKER_07 43:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

I mean, if you ever kill Will a snake skin count like the ghost. Of a snake because I've I've vacuumed up those. Um, I vacuumed up some rats before.

SPEAKER_05 44:06

Um imagine being the rat, you just see a huge tube come in, and then you just get sent to hell.

SPEAKER_01 44:14

Well no, it's crazy because like you hear the squeaking as it goes down the tube.

SPEAKER_05 44:21

Imagine being on the back end of that, and all you hear is squeak as it goes down.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

Unfortunately, unfortunately, there is a giant industrial grade steel fan that is powering these vacuum machines. So anything that goes in there, I found out the hard way day one when I lost my headlamp, it got sucked, it got sucked up. And I watched the same way, you can watch that light go all the way down, and I'm like, oh, maybe it just got chucked into the bag. So I asked uh the team lead, I'm like, hey, when you guys get to the um dump, can you look for my headlamp? And he's like, dude, if your headlamp went into the vacuum, it got uh like emulsolated, it is shredded, it is pieces.

SPEAKER_07 45:00

That's that's a part of the day. A lot of pink mists just came out of the so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:07

Uh let's see.

SPEAKER_04 45:09

I've also did they did they order red insulation in this place before?

SPEAKER_01 45:13

I've also had to aim fiberglass at scorpions, at a giant burn owl, um, bats, and rats again. When I'm just up there re-insulating and something comes at me, I'm I've got a cannon. And yeah, the animals uh stay away. Uh depends on where you're at. So, like uh in like the general city area, so Mesa, Scottsdale, PV, um, Phoenix, Glendale, not really. Like, if you're in the center valley, you're fine. But you go out to Cave Creek, Queen Creek, um, Goodyear, um, Lichfield Park, any of the outskirts, more deserty, or if you're anywhere near a mountain, yeah, you'll have a chance for scorpions.

SPEAKER_08 46:03

See, that's my that's that's the thing that gets me. Like growing up in Florida, I'm not scared of alligators or sharks really, or big lizards, or snakes, spiders, anything like that. But when I'm out on the west coast and I come across a scorpion, I just I'm like, oh god, get away from me, you freaking.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

Hey, you guys, you guys aren't scorpion free in Florida. You guys know there are water scorpions, right? In your state.

SPEAKER_09 46:32

Yes, that's right. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Yeah, look them up.

SPEAKER_09 46:34

We have everything down here.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

Look, look them up.

SPEAKER_04 46:36

Uh, I didn't believe it and somebody called it out. No, no, we get we get scorpions all the time.

SPEAKER_08 46:42

I mean What kills scorpions? What do I have my whole life at my house that kills scorpions and I don't have it? Frogs.

SPEAKER_04 46:52

Any heavy object that you can crush it with? I mean, I get you can drill it.

SPEAKER_08 47:01

Get out of here, you be. I guess I can pull out the full auto.

SPEAKER_07 47:08

Get out of my yard. That's just a BB gun, though.

SPEAKER_08 47:11

Yeah, but it's powerful.

SPEAKER_01 47:13

I still think the worst situation that I run into, and honestly, Mike, you might have some uh help with this. Um go into a newcon construction to find it infested with hornets' nests. And I ran into that more in Florida than Arizona, but I've had it happen in Arizona too.

SPEAKER_07 47:32

I don't get bothered by hornets and bees and stuff. As long as you're chill, they're chill. As long as you don't do any like aggressive movements or anything like that. I I can walk around hornets and wasps and stuff all day long. And I never get stung. Not not not for me.

SPEAKER_08 47:46

I got attacked.

SPEAKER_07 47:47

Well, you're in their business because they're making nests in like in the the the covered uh handles that you have to remove to get to a ladder.

SPEAKER_08 47:57

Yeah. Or just on the rungs itself.

SPEAKER_07 48:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:01

They just make their wasp nest and I have to crawl past it while climbing up the roof. That's rough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 48:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:07

You hanging 30 feet in the air with a a can of wasp spray, and you're spraying it above yourself to kill him, all the poison comes back down on you.

SPEAKER_07 48:16

Josh had a concern with that BB gun.

SPEAKER_08 48:18

Oh, did he? Josh, what's wrong with the BB gun?

SPEAKER_06 48:23

Um, well, it's your fucking podcast, dude. So, you know, you want to wave some stupid shit around on on air, then that's entirely up to you, bud.

SPEAKER_08 48:34

What if I took the magazine out? Does that make it friendly?

SPEAKER_06 48:37

I think we're making out whatever you think, bud.

SPEAKER_04 48:42

It's not a monetized episode. That'll be that'll that'll be sure.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

Um, what's monetization?

SPEAKER_04 48:49

I wouldn't know. Money? We don't want that none of that. Talking about children being neither would these guys.

SPEAKER_06 48:58

Neither would these guys.

SPEAKER_04 49:03

Jeremy did just bring up like 300 children almost exploding with propane. Um, two dead guys.

SPEAKER_01 49:10

Yeah, they're I'm gonna definitely have to put a mature warning on my episode, I think.

SPEAKER_04 49:14

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're past monetization from Jeremy's stories alone before the gun was pulled.

SPEAKER_07 49:20

Hey everybody, like and subscribe. Um, I need that like. Uh I need it bad now. I need a comment, I need a like, subscribe, and go follow our tavern talk as well.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

Oh, absolutely. Share the episodes, and guys, go check out Michael and Jeremy's podcast as well. Like, we gotta send all the love we can to each other. And this is Frank. Thank you, Frank.

SPEAKER_04 49:47

Hi, I'm here.

SPEAKER_01 49:48

Thank you for being on here today, Frank.

SPEAKER_07 49:51

He used to be in the background. As we all know, Frank got fired for taking a shit.

SPEAKER_04 49:55

Yep. It was a shitty situation. Really was. Was it a good one?

SPEAKER_07 50:02

Oh, it had to have been. And he also part of the toilet.

SPEAKER_08 50:06

Well, then he would have known there was no water.

SPEAKER_03 50:09

I got all over the walls, too. That's really what happened.

SPEAKER_08 50:14

Oh, there's another there's another work story. I was working for the city of Lions, Michigan, and uh I did like basic maintenance for the city, and one of the things this is when I quit my job.

SPEAKER_07 50:26

Go Michigan Melonheads.

SPEAKER_08 50:28

Yeah, the Michigan Melligate Mellon Heads. Shout out. Love you guys. Hope you get better.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

You know, all I learned is like especially today, I'm gonna be very wary of if I have Jeremy work on any of my projects. It seems like there's a questionable in the wall. There's a questionable mortality right now.

SPEAKER_08 50:57

What is that?

SPEAKER_04 51:01

Yeah. Well, yeah, look you like cropped it out and like took a like a scalpel to it and like carved it out. I was telling Michael about it before when you had your cardboard cut out there.

SPEAKER_08 51:15

I um I was working for the city of Lions, Michigan, and and it was pretty, it was fine, right? You just kind of mowing grass on the highway and weed eating stuff. Um, but when it came to the state park, they wanted me to clean the restrooms. And so these restrooms were right above the river next to a waterfall, and there was a fish ladder that took the fish, the fish could climb up the waterfall. And love ladders. They love ladders.

SPEAKER_04 51:44

I was gonna say, what is it with you and ladders? I'm a roofer.

SPEAKER_08 51:52

No, we could put out fires with them if you get to them quick enough again. So the the toilets actually didn't flush, they went straight into the river. So when you looked through the toilet, it just went to moving water underneath. So I open up the Portageon door, and there is fecal matter all over the walls. Like someone just bent over and just diarrheaed explosive. It was everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 52:22

Sorry, guys, I had Taco Bell the night before. That was actually me.

SPEAKER_08 52:25

Frank, I didn't know we were in Michigan at the same time. We could have totally hung out.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

Yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, I just happened to be in Michigan in like some London times.

SPEAKER_08 52:34

So I opened the door and I saw it. I turned the light on, I saw it. I turned the light off, I shut the door, and I quit my job. Move back to Florida.

SPEAKER_07 52:48

Yeah. But anyway. Well, thank you guys. So where can people find you? Our Tavern Talks. And Frank.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Frank, I'll let you go first.

SPEAKER_04 53:03

I mean, when I do stream, you can usually find me on Twitch. You can also find my YouTube. It's Brah underscore sound effect underscore official. Such a lovely name. I figured it out.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

It sounds like a very mature name for a high caliber man like yourself.

SPEAKER_04 53:22

Yes, so high caliber. Look at me all high and mighty with my godlight behind me.

SPEAKER_08 53:27

I'd like to show you all my calibers, but Josh doesn't like it.

SPEAKER_07 53:30

They're tiny metal balls, Jimmy. They're tiny little balls.

SPEAKER_01 53:38

As you all know, I check out the twist, Daddy. Oh, I already, I already followed this guy. He he he has some interesting content. I'll leave it there.

SPEAKER_08 53:48

It's Josh, can you go ahead and subscribe to him to Frank real quick? Yeah, Josh, can you subscribe to us as well? Yeah, Josh, can you subscribe to the people you produce and then you but no?

SPEAKER_01 54:04

I am Danny with our Tavern Talks. You can find it on Buzz Sprout, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and just about anywhere else you can find a podcast. Uh soon to be on YouTube and soon to have a Facebook, but join the Discord. Uh join the community, get alerted every week for when I drop a new episode every Wednesday. So, and again, thank you, Michael and Jeremy, for having this podception episode. I'm glad you guys were able to blow another hole in the wall so I can keep a more fun, continuous story.

SPEAKER_07 54:38

I love blowing holes. And can you please jammy steal your podcast? You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please like and subscribe. And uh also, if you could, five stars. Not four, five, full five. I think easy. I think five and a half.

SPEAKER_08 54:58

Frank's eating ramen noodles right now, dude.

SPEAKER_04 55:04

We're eating pork right now. Sorry. Pork ramen.

SPEAKER_09 55:07

Tenkatsu, pork ramen.

SPEAKER_08 55:10

Pork ramen. Were you surprised that I knew what that was, Danny? Tenkatsu.

SPEAKER_01 55:13

No, I'm not. Pretty impressive. I'm not surprised.

SPEAKER_08 55:16

He's not surprised. My local publics makes it.

SPEAKER_01 55:20

I've worked with you guys too long now. Nothing surprises me.

SPEAKER_07 55:24

Craft mac and cheese.

SPEAKER_05 55:25

That's mac and cheese. Oh, yeah, it is. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_09 55:30

Velveeta. No, Velveeta's good. Velveeta's. Velveeta's shells are good.

SPEAKER_08 55:34

But when you are used to doing the shells, when you go back and buy a box of those craft powdered mac and cheese. Oh my god, it's so good. The nostalgia. It's so good. Love it. Check it out. Go subscribe to Kraft Mac and Cheese.

unknown 55:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:49

Like and follow. This whole thing is actually sponsored by Kraft Mac and Cheese, actually. Not sponsored.

SPEAKER_01 55:57

Let's try to get Josh out here. Michael, you're getting really good at these edits. I mean, that was like real time there.

SPEAKER_08 56:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:05

This is what we do.

SPEAKER_09 56:06

Thanks.

SPEAKER_08 56:08

Yeah, go find us on all the things.

SPEAKER_07 56:11

Please. We are on Facebook. We're everywhere. YouTube, TikTok, Instagram. Majizypod, MJ S Y P O D. If you want us to steal your podcast, you can email us at uh ja U-H-J-Y-E-A-H at Majizypod.com.

SPEAKER_08 56:29

Actually, Mike, I think I found us a new avenue for live stream.

SPEAKER_07 56:32

What's that?

SPEAKER_08 56:33

It's something I keep getting ads for. It's something called Live Jasmine. Live Jasmine? Yeah, I think we could stream on there. Is Jasmine okay with that? I mean it's live. Yeah. Is she hot? Has there ever been a Jasmine who wasn't?

SPEAKER_03 56:50

I don't know. I don't know any jasmins. The answer's no, Frank.

SPEAKER_09 56:57

You ever met a fat Jasmine?

SPEAKER_08 57:00

Never had a mature.

SPEAKER_07 57:01

Uh Josh, uh fat Jasmine nude. Don't share your screen. Let's go mess up the cameras.

SPEAKER_08 57:15

Right. Hey, I'd love to see some tasteful.

SPEAKER_02 57:20

Mature, mature word for sure.

SPEAKER_08 57:23

Does anyone out there uh leave a comment with the fattest jasmine you've ever met?

SPEAKER_07 57:29

And her coordinates.

SPEAKER_05 57:35

Is that right, Lucky? You're gonna blow her hole.

SPEAKER_07 57:38

I love blowing hole. Make a new poop story today.

SPEAKER_08 57:44

I haven't met a jasmine who is into poop play, though. I bet you have. That's another one of my work stories, but we'll have to do that on part three, Danny.

SPEAKER_01 57:51

Absolutely, guys. We'll work that out later.

SPEAKER_07 57:54

All right. We're back to you by Dungeon Studios, makers of fifth edition Dungeons and Dragons modules, as well as podcasts like the game. What?

SPEAKER_08 58:03

Fables of the Forgotten, Mike.

SPEAKER_09 58:05

That's it. That's one of them. It's Fables of the From the Forgotten. What is that? It's on the line. Obviously. Danny, tell us about Fables from the Forgotten.

SPEAKER_01 58:13

Fables from the Forgotten. I know it's DD, but I have not looked into it as of yet.

SPEAKER_07 58:18

It's an audio drama. Sort of correct, but uh points for trying.

SPEAKER_01 58:22

I did my best. I assumed it was DD. It sounds DD.

SPEAKER_08 58:27

Frank, you know DD. Tell us all about it.

SPEAKER_04 58:29

I have no idea about it. I haven't looked into that. I just started talking about the video.

SPEAKER_07 58:33

Well, let me tell you, Frank, it's a wonderful audio drama set in the original world of Eneron by Dungeon Studios. Voice actors, writers. Everything you could ever want in a story. All packed into one. Josh, he's never heard of it. Unsubscribe. What is hold on? What is this? What is this? What is this called again? The Forgotten.

SPEAKER_08 58:53

Yes. Very talented crew over there.

SPEAKER_07 58:56

While he does that, you can do it too. Please like and subscribe. I don't say it enough. I'm begging you.

SPEAKER_08 59:02

But also for us too, though. Us, we though, too.

SPEAKER_07 59:06

And Danny. Hey, it's free. It's free. Or if you want to give us money, we have a Patreon. It's patreon.com forward slash MJ S Y P O D. Help the show out. You know, these drills were expensive. We got them specifically for this episode.

SPEAKER_01 59:22

Hey Mike, I'm recognizing some pictures here. This isn't any like uh um personalized advertising, is this?

SPEAKER_06 59:35

Just for you, bud.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

Just for you. I'm up. I can see. No, I definitely have to look into this.

SPEAKER_09 59:47

Frank, oh no!

SPEAKER_04 59:49

I have an invader in the background.

SPEAKER_08 59:52

There's a ghost. Hey! Hey guy in the back.

SPEAKER_09 59:55

Don't let Frank shit in your toilet.

SPEAKER_04 59:58

He said, don't let me shit in your toilet. Don't do it. It's okay. He actually went into the bathroom after me yesterday. And yes, I did see that. And he sprayed it down because I left such a mean one. And that he like came in with fucking Febreze and sprayed the whole thing down. It was really funny.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:17

As we all would. I hate when my wife comes in while I'm taking a shit. She'll just do that. She'll just open the door and be like, I need to grab something. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Is your wife a Jasmine?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:27

No, but she's freaking Mike's just shaking his head now.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:36

I don't want to have to say it to work again, Jeremy. Don't say it.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:43

I'm addicted in your marriage, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:45

My wife loves me. I love my wife.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:49

All right. Well, thank you guys so much. We're not fixing anything.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:53

Let's just say that she has a daily routine of rubbing herself down with shea and coconut butter.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:59

As we all do, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:01

As we all do. Even our elbows get ashy, Mike.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:06

Not they don't because I cover them in coconut butter.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:09

I love shea.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:11

This was definitely.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:18

And she's a black conservative, so she'll love the based part. Uh shea butter based call it.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:33

We've even Michael and Jamie. Jamie, I love you. I love you too, buddy. Uh Danny, I love you.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:37

Love you too, buddy.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:39

Frank, I love you.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:41

Love you guys, man. You guys are awesome. Bye. Bye.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:45

Ciao.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:47

Peace. Nobody said they love me.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:53

Oh, I mean well, they're gone now, Frank. Um love those guys, but I need to ask you, when can I get a quote on the ceiling hole and the two other holes?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:09

Uh honestly, you know, at least they use the front door. I mean I mean, with the ceiling, we could we could put a nice skylight in, let some natural light in here, and uh I mean at this point I feel like we should just put some drive-thru windows in this place because these holes, man, I I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:28

I don't know what it is, but Arizona has drive-thru liquor stores.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

But might as well.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

Nah, anyway, guys, this has been another crazy week at the tavern. Um wanna say thank you to Frank for coming on, Michael and Jeremy for being a part of it. Um definitely go check out their uh side of the story. If you're curious as to how they came to the tavern, they have a different intro than what you heard on my podcast today. So go check that out. But aside from that, Frank, can you please once again let everyone know where they can find you?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:11

Uh you can find me on Twitch at um it should be bra underscore sound effect underscore official, and then on YouTube it is bra underscore sound effect underscore official.mp or uh occasionally I stream, and occasionally every once in a blue moon, I'll post a video out there. I'm trying to get better at it. So maybe it would be seeing more activity for me over there. But I digress. Uh from a very hot Florida beginning of the summer, that's gonna be my ado. Take care, Danny.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:44

And from a Milton, Arizona, that's another channel.