Episode 7: Are WE Trash?!?!

This week, we took a hard look in the mirror... and immediately smashed it. We made the most unhinged, slightly concerning, and definitely cancelable "How Trashy Are You?" questionnaire- and yeah... we answered it honestly 

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:01

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of WorkWise and Censored. This is Ashi. This is Jess. Are you trash? Or trashy? Probably. Probably.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

Or are you just real? So today we're gonna do um a questionnaire and see how trashy we are.

SPEAKER_05 0:25

Yes, we're gonna ask each other some questions and you guys can decide if we're trashy or not. All right. You want me to start it? Yeah. Okay. All right. So we're gonna ask each other questions, but we're gonna do it in like different segments. So the first one we're gonna do is food edition. Okay. So first question is have you ever eaten food off the floor?

SPEAKER_03 0:58

I have, but there's stipulations to that. What the three-second rule? If there's hair on it, I will not eat it. If I drop it at work in my office, I won't eat it.

SPEAKER_05 1:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10

But if it's at like my parents' house, I don't really care. They don't have any animals, so yeah, or whatever. But I have two cats and they shed like a motherfucker, so there's always gonna be hair.

SPEAKER_05 1:23

Yeah, hair everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

Um, and it depends on what it is. If it's like something that's wet, fuck no. If it's like a chip, all right. Yeah, but seriously.

SPEAKER_05 1:33

All right. Um, I have also eaten food off the floor, to be honest. Um, yeah, I agree though. If it's like a chip, yeah, hell yeah. If it's like um, you know, like a pizza like pasta sauce noodle or something.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

Oh my god, absolutely not. Can you imagine licking up the pasta sauce off the floor?

SPEAKER_05 2:01

Just like grab a spoon, just lick it off the rug. Um, I don't know that I would eat it off the rug. I well, again, if it's a chip, okay. Yeah, but I have a dog, so most of the time if I drop something, he'd get to it before me anyway. So your personal vacuum cleaner. Exactly. Oh, that's hilarious. All right, where did real quick, yeah? The three-second rule. Whoever made that? I wonder where that came from. I have no idea. I gotta ask Siri quick. It can't be that bad. Hey Siri, where did the three-second rule come from when you drop food on the floor?

SPEAKER_03 2:42

Here's an answer from healthshits.com.

SPEAKER_05 2:44

Why is yours English? She's like Irish or something. The three-second rule is popular, it's a popular myth that suggests food dropped on the floor is still safe to eat if it is picked up within three seconds. This rule is often attributed to the 13th century Mongolian rule, Genghis Khan, or ruler, who is said to have had rule rules that foods that fell on the floor would stay there as long as he saw fit. He was a weird motherfucker for real.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

A chicken bone on the floor for like three days. When you have so many kids, you really gotta save that food, man.

SPEAKER_04 3:26

This is true.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

He's a crazy dude. Bang, biggest con. Gang gang.

unknown 3:35

Gang gang.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Okay, what's your time limit for it's still good?

SPEAKER_05 3:43

Okay, so obviously it depends on the food, but like lunch meet, my mom is a freak about it. She's like three days, and that's it. And I'm like, no, I'm like, come on, oh at least a week, like, if not longer. I looked it up one day because we had like this whole argument about it, and it literally said like three to four days that lunch meat's good for.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

Have you ever smelled bad lunch meat?

SPEAKER_05 4:14

Yeah, I have it's nasty.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

Projectile bombs all over the place.

SPEAKER_05 4:18

Yeah, but I have definitely pushed lunch meat past three days. I'm still here, everyone. It's okay. Not hysteria today.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

It depends on the food, like you know, um leftovers, you know, a few days, but I wouldn't like eat, you know, like chicken that's been in the fridge for like a couple weeks or anything like that, or strawberries with green ozz on them. Just cut that out, eat around.

SPEAKER_05 4:51

Just cut the bed parts off. What about you?

SPEAKER_03 4:56

Yeah, it depends on what it is. Like if there's mold or it's fucking boring, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_05 5:03

Yeah, like eggs, I'll check them. How I just put them in a glass of water. Oh my god. There's a trick to it. You really go through all that. Well, yeah, if like I have three eggs in the sitting. I almost cooked them today and I I didn't. I did it. I didn't, but I was gonna check them. And you put them in a glass of water. I think it's if it floats, it's you have to look it up. If it floats, it's okay. If it sinks, it's bad, or vice versa. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

Yeah, I don't do all that. You should really you think eggs can really go that bad.

SPEAKER_05 5:46

Processed eggs, yeah. Like the eggs that you get from a grocery store or from a hen, if you have your own chickens, I don't think I think they last quite a while, and you don't put them in the fridge.

SPEAKER_03 6:03

What about if that goes past the expiration? I smell it.

SPEAKER_05 6:05

Yeah, same. Because like it's usually good for a couple days after. Yeah, and not to mention the expiration date on it is usually sell by day. If you look, it's a cell by day. That's like when they have to get it off. You're twirling your hair very fast.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

Yeah, I don't know. Milk's weird because one time we got milk and it expired, like it smelled so bad before that stuff on there, you know what? And then sometimes it's good for like a couple days after. I agree. I maybe it depends on the milk too. Okay, forgot.

SPEAKER_06 6:45

I forgot. But yeah, it depends on what the food is. I agree. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 6:52

What about yeah, you know, milk? That's a turkey one. Um have you oh here, have you ever eaten something that expired and risked it?

SPEAKER_03 7:04

That expired. I'm trying to think. I feel like I made something and I'm like, well, that expired a little bit ago. But it wasn't anything that could like kill me. It was probably like a dry product or something. Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't think so. But I haven't really checked the dates like that. So I'm honestly product it up.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

I definitely have.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

What was it?

SPEAKER_05 7:28

I've done it with a few things like um like if I'm cooking and I have heavy hooping cream, I'll like smell it and check it. I'll use it.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 7:39

Um canned stuff kind I actually canned stuff kind of freaks me out because it's like so processed with shit that I I know it's still good, but I wouldn't do it like super past the day. You know what I mean? If it's like a year, I wouldn't. But yeah, I have. Especially stuff if I've had like have had it frozen. I'll still use it.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Oh my god, you know what? I lied. I definitely had something that was expired. So Leo one day was like, Oh, I want yogurt. I'm like, all right, period. So he gave them to me yogurt, and he tried it. He's like, this is disgusting. And I thought he was just like being dramatic because I don't know. And then I was like, what? This is you always eat this yogurt, and I tried it and it was so disgusting.

SPEAKER_05 8:27

That actually happened um with with uh milk one time. Um, one of my kids wanted cereal and I poured milk over it, and she took a bite and she was like, Oh my god, this tastes so bad. I'm like, What? You know, I I would same thing. I was like, You're being dramatic because they'll do that, they'll want something from the store, I'll get it, they'll eat, you know, like a cereal or something, and they're like, I don't like that kind anymore. So I would thought that was the case. So I opened the milk and I checked it, and it was like, Oh my god, I'm so sorry I gave you sour milk.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

When Dem I was making Leo cereal and I went to grab the milk and I tore it in there, just chunks were flying outside. Oh my god, fucking mad. I puffed it through the bowl right in the sink. I was so mad that that really set me off.

SPEAKER_05 9:14

I know.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Oh god, current milk. When he was a baby, this is so disgusting. When he was a baby, one of his bottles had fell behind the bed, and I never knew.

SPEAKER_05 9:30

That happened to me, dude.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

I was cleaning under the bed one day, and it was red inside, red mold, and that's so bad for you. I fucking threw that shit away. I didn't even know it was back there. It was red, it was like red. I don't know that I've ever seen red mold. So I looked it up and it said that it was really dangerous. So I didn't even bother opening it, cleaning it, or nothing. I just threw it in the dark.

SPEAKER_05 9:50

Oh, yeah, the whole bottle.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

I was like, what the hell? It was formula. You don't want to be like actual note. It was so disgusting. It's fun. Have you ever double dipped when no one was looking?

SPEAKER_05 10:08

Yes, I have.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

You know, I have me too, and I'm so proud of it. I'll do it right in front of you. I definitely have. Some people are, you know, those OE people. Actually, you probably do this, but they like if they have a carrot stick and they dip it in ranch and then they flip it a little bit. I do. I'm dipping your duel. I do. I'll double dip if I'm like with my family, but if it's like an outing on it.

SPEAKER_05 10:31

My mom is so weird about it. She and she's like one of those people, like when we have like events at our house or whatever, everything has to have a spoon for serving. She does she nope, kids. My kids are trained. You are not allowed to just go up and just like eat out of even chips. She'll have like a picker-up or thing for chips. It's like, oh my god. And like if we go to like someone else's house, like in a gathering. I remember, I don't remember what the event was for, but these kids were like running around and just like you know, freaking playing and not watching. Oh my god, she was like freaking out about it. But yeah, I have. I actually did it the other day at the restaurant. Um, I went out with my family, and my brother-in-law was like, Did you just double dip? And I was like, Yeah, that's a big deal.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

And then he got those people that just out eat when you do it. Oh, he definitely out of peace. He definitely out of peace. It was it was funny. My mom used to hate when we would like drink oranges straight out of the container. Get just all the enzymes from your mouth, break down the food. Oh I'm like, okay, that's fun. My mom would say something like that.

SPEAKER_05 11:46

Oh, have you ever eaten straight out of the pan? Yes. Yeah, I do that every time I cook.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

That's so dumb. I know. So good.

SPEAKER_05 11:56

You wipe to I get a plug eat.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

I do it the taste test. Sometimes, like when I make orange chicken, Trader Joe's spices so fire. I'll just pop the serving spoon. And then I will put it in my mouth. The whole serving spoon in my mouth. It's so good. Oh that one's silly. I feel like a lot of people do that.

SPEAKER_05 12:22

I do too. Well, what about if you're like yeah, I mean, I'd still do it even if I was cooking for people. Yeah, I would sorry. If you're coming over for dinner, you're I'm definitely eating out of the pan. The taste us.

SPEAKER_03 12:38

This one is kind of like the same as the no second uh the three-second rule. Have you ever eaten food that fell in your bed?

SPEAKER_05 12:46

So I probably have when I was younger. I have a rule that I don't eat in my bed. Once in a blue moon, like if I'm having a really lazy day, but only mentioning in our bed. I don't oh, I saw what he did there. That was a good one. That was a good one. I yeah, uh, I mean, you know, my kids are older, they're messy as shit, and they're not even allowed. I don't even like them having food in their rooms because they're so fucking lazy sometimes. I'll go in like why a little sneak candy in there. I'll go in and I'll like find wrappers. I'm like, are you kidding me? So I try to make sure they don't eat in there. But when they have like a slipword or something, well, yeah, but they usually like prop up everybody on the floor, yeah. But I don't usually eat in my gut. All right, um have you ever hidden snacks so you don't have to share?

SPEAKER_03 13:48

No. I mean, when I was still living with my siblings, probably, or like my leftovers, I would hide if I went out somewhere. But sometimes I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna hide this from Leo because I know he's gonna eat it.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

Oh yeah, I've definitely done that before with my kids.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

But I always give in. Yeah, please, my baby, and he's also not even three feet tall, but he is a climber, so he will find everything.

SPEAKER_07 14:15

Yeah, he is.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

So I have like a guilty pleasure zebra cake, as you know, and by the sides of me. Oh my god, and he loves them too.

SPEAKER_05 14:25

Yeah, I definitely have done that, especially like and they find it. I'll hide it like in a bath, like a basket on my counter, you know, or like underneath. And like they they find it. I swear to god, they find it. I don't, it's like a fucking rainar button that goes off. I'll hide it under the bread if it's like a candy I really am in the mood for, you know, especially like if I'm on my period. It's like now I tell them this is mine, don't touch it. Friggin' one of my kids' friends, noah, I love the handies candies, and bought me like a whole box of them. Oh my god, they found them and they're like, Can I have one? I'm like, you can each have one. There was like a box of like a hundred.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

One is it. My mom used to eat those like fucking Eugene sized bags of the Cadbury eggs, and she used to have a few of them. Oh my god, you would always find them shit out. Hell yeah. Every single time.

SPEAKER_05 15:30

Have you ever eaten something questionable and just said I'll be fine? Questionable as in okay, so I have an example, but I actually didn't eat it, but I almost did. So I got food, this halal food from the place the other day, and I ate some of it and I had leftovers, and I had it in my fridge at work. So yesterday when I left, I'm like, ooh, I want to ring this, so I have it later for dinner or whatever. And I had all that driving around to do, so it was in my car with me all day yesterday, and it wasn't like hot, hot out, but it was warm out. So today for lunch, I woke up. I threw it in my fridge when I got home and I woke up and I was like, Oh, I kind of want that. And I was like, Yeah, but it was like in my car for like six hours, like you know, so I I ended up not eating it, but I've I've done stuff like that before where like you know, it's like leftovers, and you're like, Oh, this has kind of been a couple of days past, yeah, and then I've eaten prayed for the best.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

Um, not that this is like super questionable, but I one day went to the like wind men's under Lake Hot Bar and got Chinese food, and that might be questionable to some people, and you know what? It should have been because I got such bad food poisoning. Oh my god! Chinese food for almost two years after that because I had like so much PTSD from it. I was fucking ramming the buck up. I was shitting my hands.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

I'm like, oh my god it was horrible. And it was like from the bar there where you can get what I'm so sad, and that's just expensive as fuck.

SPEAKER_06 17:14

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

See, I get scared to eat at all anymore. So I've never been to a golden crow.

SPEAKER_06 17:20

It's mean either.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

And I don't think I'm scared of it because I'm not scared of food. How is it? And but I'm just like, I don't want to get quite nice. That's the worst I've ever thought.

SPEAKER_05 17:30

Why why did you pick out why'd you call golden crayol out specifically?

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Because they're like buffet.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

But a Chinese buffet? Like an actual one, an awakened one? I'll fuck that up any day.

SPEAKER_05 17:44

Yeah, I'll never eat it now to eat a set up. What white it's fucking Chinese?

SPEAKER_03 17:50

I was so upset. My sister's like, I really want sushi and I love white sushi.

SPEAKER_05 17:54

I do too. It's one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

And uh, I was like, all right, but I'm gonna pizza food, like whatever. No skit off my dick, and I almost died. Oh that was horrible.

SPEAKER_05 18:08

God, I know.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

Shall we switch to home habits?

SPEAKER_05 18:11

Yes, um, wait, have you ever? I got one more. Have you ever like eaten off of somebody's plate or like their fork that might have been questionable? Like been in a restaurant or out with people or whatever, and like eaten something off their plate, or like taking a bite and like or if you've ever been offered food from somebody and you're like, I don't know if I really want to bite that off your fork.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

Well, does it ever happen to you? Not anybody that would be questionable to offer you. You know what I mean? I just thought of that though. Um I've definitely eaten off of some notes today. Uh how do you feel about eating food where you don't know where it came from? Like if we had like pop up somewhere, yeah. I probably wouldn't me neither, and it depends on what it is. Like mac salad without two and off any mac salad was so nasty, but I don't know where it came from, or like mac and cheese, if anything like voice, like yeah, count me out. But if it's like a cookie, all right, yeah, for like a baked good, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

Yeah, I guess it would depend on what it is. If it's like chicken wing tip, sorry, I'm eating that shit. Because that's one of my favorite fabric things to chicken wing tip, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

Yeah, I love it. I kinda kinda have to see the person where it came from, yeah. But you know what doesn't affect me? And when I was doing the ride-along at work, I was talking to the driver, and he was like, you know, I like this, I like doing this because I can see inside these restaurants of what the kitchen looks like. Ah, and you know what I told them? I don't think that would affect me. Really? Like somebody could be like, Oh, they had rats in their kitchen, I'd still eat there. That would not bother me.

SPEAKER_05 20:05

If they had rats in their kitchen, you'd still eat for one or two.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

If it's like okay, trashy, trashy, trash alert. Um, yeah, no, I don't think they'd bother me. Like, it's like I've seen some of Libro's kitchens. Like uh ignorance is blows. Ignorance is bliss.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

All right, so if you were told, say by someone you knew that worked in a restaurant that actually worked there, that they had rats, you would still eat the food there.

SPEAKER_03 20:38

Are the rats in the food or are they just chilling on the ground?

SPEAKER_05 20:44

Possibly in the food with rat droppings. If there's rat droppings in the food. Oh my god, if they have rats, there's probably gonna be droppings in the dang food.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

But like, why it's in the oven?

SPEAKER_05 21:00

Baked rat turn up front. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

But like the cleanliness of it. Okay, scratch the rats, all right.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

I can't ever scratch the rats from my brain now that you said that. That's alright. Ignorance is blessed. I don't have to know they pass or detection.

SPEAKER_07 21:19

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 21:21

As long as I don't take foolish boys, I'm chill. I'm full. Alright. Move on to home hat. Let's now have you ever worn the same outfit multiple days in a row. Yes, I am. Oh my god, me too.

SPEAKER_05 21:38

I will come home and the first thing I do is rip my bra off and throw a hoodie and sweats on. And usually it's the hoodie and sweats that I wore the day before.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

If I didn't have any responsibilities, here's a really fat fucking chance. I'm wearing that sand on for like full days.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

Yeah, I mean obviously ever removing it. I ever oh, like without changing at all. Like if you don't have to leave your house and not even showering. Probably. It's such a task to shower and all that. It really is.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

And you know when you get in that outfit and you're like, oh, I really don't want to get out of this. Yes, so comfortable.

SPEAKER_05 22:16

Yes, every morning. That's me. Every morning. I'm like, I really have to put pants on today. I really have to wear bra and like brush my hair. Yeah, no, I hate it. I definitely have worn the same outfit before. Yes, I've done that. Have you ever slept on sheets you knew needed to be washed? Yes. How often do you wash your sheets? Oh god, this topic sends me. It sends me. Because they say you're supposed to wash them at least once a week. I do not fucking do that. I do not do that. I will definitely try to do every other thing. If I'm lucky. I try to do every other thing. But it's like such a fucking task. You know? And I have a clean size bed, so it's like big ass sheets. And then putting it back on or swapping sheets out. But yeah, I definitely have done that too. I've done that.

unknown 23:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:19

No. I mean pillowcases are a big thing for me just because like my hair. Um, but the sheets, it's like, you know, I definitely do not wash my sheets once a week.

SPEAKER_04 23:32

That's a lot.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

And I just read something about towels. That if you technically, after one time of using a towel, that um the moisture and stuff from using it one time can collect bacteria bacteria and like um yeah, like fungi stuff. And I'm like, oh my god. So now I just fucking air dry. Oh, I run around my bedroom. You don't even use a towel.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

I do, but like I know because you would need like 40 fucking towels on the house.

SPEAKER_05 24:14

There's no no one is the video was literally like you should after every use swap your it's like who does who does that?

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Well when I was at my when I was at my parents' house, they have enough towels, and my mom would always be doing watery, so we could use a towel and wash it. Towels aren't fucking ten dollars a pot for good ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

It's crazy, and you can tell if you get like the five dollar towels from like Walmart or something, they feel so bad. I can't use those, they feel gross, but like, yeah, I just heard that about towels, so I try to do like every couple, yeah. Like well, yeah, right. No, but they do.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

Have you ever ignored a mess for way too long?

SPEAKER_05 25:08

Yes, 100%. And I'm I'm kind of OCD, like I'm one of those people that will be like, sorry, my house is such a mess, and everyone's like, Are you stupid? But yeah, I mean, there's definitely been periods of my life, but or you know, as an adult where I'm like, oh my god, like laundry, yeah, a pile of laundry. I usually never have dirty dishes in my sink just because you know my kids are older, they rinse them off for me, and I just wash it. I am one of those people that I wash as I cook. Personally, I didn't used to be. That's like the new thing for me. But yeah, papers, gar, you know, like if I have my garbage because I live in an apartment and I have to walk it to the dumpster. So there's been times where like I'll have like a box, you know, and like my recyclables or whatever, and uh and I've left that for a few days, you know. It's like, oh my god, I don't feel like doing this, yeah, or like dirty laundry, just like chilling, clean laundry that needs to be folded. I fucking hate laundry, I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

That's my favorite tour. I'd rather do laundry than dishes.

SPEAKER_05 26:19

You can come over, I will pay laundry. No, I yeah, it does. You actually do have really good smelling laundry detergent. Thank you. I can smell it sometimes, yeah, yeah. I can sometimes, and I love that someone else that I know has really good smelling laundry and like laundry detergent, and like you can smell it on clothes. And um, I use like this organic lavender one. Stop.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

I hate lavender.

SPEAKER_05 26:49

Oh, do you?

SPEAKER_03 26:50

Yeah, I don't like it. I don't think you smell like lavender.

SPEAKER_05 26:53

No, and I feel like you can't smell that it's good, and I don't like that. I hate that.

SPEAKER_03 26:59

Well, okay, so the other day I was walking down the hallway and our HR lady passed me and she's like, Oh shit, you smell like laundry, you smell so good, and I'm like, Well, I can't even smell it. Yeah, and then she like sniffed me, sniffed my shirt, yeah, and she was like, No, it's you, it smells so good. I'm like, really? Like, I don't even notice it.

SPEAKER_05 27:19

Yeah, when you gave me those leggings, I could smell it. And they're like sniffing project reaction, dude.

SPEAKER_03 27:28

She wore them a displacement. She made me good money for that.

SPEAKER_07 27:33

Yeah, hey, you probably could make some good money on that.

SPEAKER_05 27:37

Yeah, but um I uh yeah, you do, you have good smelling laundry to change. Yeah, you do. You'll have to give me what you use.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

I think it's the beads that we use. We use like the oh, do you really? Yeah, we use beads. I mean plus the soap and the soap. Yeah, so we have like those.

SPEAKER_05 27:57

So you use soap, softener, and beads.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:00

So you spend like $300 just on laundry just to oh, okay, got it.

SPEAKER_03 28:04

Just to get a couple compliments here and there.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

As long as I have clean underwear and it washes, I'm good. I'll I'll be okay. I ain't got time for all that. I'm lucky I do my laundry. It's like, ugh. Especially like my youngest, she has so many clothes. I I mean it she has so many clothes. And like her laundry, if I do not do it every week, by the following week, there will be five, like, no joke. Five because she's one of those people too, where she'll wear it once and she throws it right at like I can wear a hoodie a couple times in a row, yeah, you know, like obviously not socks or whatever.

SPEAKER_06 28:41

That's trashy. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 28:50

So, yes, I have ignored masses in my house.

SPEAKER_03 28:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:54

For sure.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

It's really easy to do that.

SPEAKER_05 28:56

Especially when you work full-time and you're a parent. Yeah, and have pets.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Oh my god. When I was like in school and I like in college and I was at my parents' house, I would never have dirty laundry in my room because I would do it. I would take it downstairs or whatever my mom would do it. My bed was always made vacuumed every single day. Like I was so OD about it. Had a kid that flew out the window.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

See, it's funny you say that because for me, it was the opposite. Like, I never my mother was so OCD, and she still is. Like, she's so bad. She's one of those people. If you push a chair in and it's not perfectly aligned, she will adjust it. Like it's it's that bad. Like something on her counter that you put back. If it's not perfect, she will come behind you and she will adjust it. Um, so growing up, my rooms were always clean, you know, like our rooms, us kids, they were always clean. Um, but I wasn't like super big on making my bed. She would tell me that be like, make your bed, make your bed. And like I always had, you know, I always had like a pile of clothes in my room somewhere, you know, that I needed to fold or something. I always had like a pile of laundry, you know, that needed to be folded any given day. And now that I'm my age and my kids are when I when my kids were little, that's kind of how it was. Like I would do, you know, do my best to whatever. Um, but now that they're older and I'm like on my own, like I said, I wash dishes as I cook. I make my bed every single morning now. I'm like so OCD about those things now. And I think it really does have a lot to do with them being older, where they're a little more self-sufficient. Um, but for me, like I it me, I walk in my bedroom and it makes me feel good that my bed is made now, you know. And it's just me in my bed. It's just me. They have bump beds now, so they don't make their beds every morning. Um, but like my oldest, she's really good. Like, if I do like she does her own laundry, I will fold it for her, but she'll put it away. Oh, so she's really good about that. Um, and then like she'll get in these kicks where like she'll clean her entire vanity and then put everything away and organize it. Um, my youngest, she just kind of doesn't give a fuck about any of that, you know. Like she literally has a clothes hamper, she will take her clothes off and she will throw them on the floor.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

So then I come in and I'm like, Jesus Christ, you know, like whatever.

SPEAKER_05 31:41

But um, I think it really does have a lot to do with like the different stages, like as your kid gets older, the things might she you'll have you have more time for that when your kids are so little, you just you don't care as much about dishes or whatever, especially if they're a tornado. Uh yeah, 100%. And don't get me wrong, there's days, you know, but but I'm to a point now where I walk in my kitchen and if there's like a cup in there, I'm like, oh, so I wash it quick. A while ago, I wasn't like that, you know. I'd have dirty dishes and I had to just do them all. Now I do them as I cook, I have time for that for the most part. Um, but you know, like right now I have a pile of laundry sitting on my vanity chair, I don't give a fuck, you know. So, but making my bed and stuff, that's definitely I do that every morning. Yeah, yeah. Um, oh, right here towel question. Yeah, have you ever used a towel way past its prime? I definitely have done that. I 100% have.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Well, now that it's prime is one day, uh yeah, definitely. Seriously.

SPEAKER_05 32:50

Oh all right, well, we'll just give to the next one because we kind of discuss that. Have you ever freeze something instead of washing it?

SPEAKER_03 32:59

Clothes, hell no. But if it's like a couch or you know, a rug or something, all right. But it's kind of like my theory of hand sanitizer. I cannot put hand sanitizer on my hands unless I just wash them. Just because I feel like hand sanitizer, like okay, it's killing some germs, but I feel like yeah, all my hands are still dirty, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:22

And I heard that for or uh hand sanitizer actually breaks down the barrier of your skin where it does straight alcohol, yeah, where it actually can cause you more germs because it's like the ingredients in it are actually really bad for you. Obviously, I don't know how true that is, but it kind of makes sense, yeah, with everything else.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

But yeah, I just relate it to that. Like, I'm not gonna febreeze a shirt because first of all, you're gonna smell like Febreze, and people are gonna are you good. And also, you have a huge pizza stain right on your shirt. Well, okay, idiot. At least it's no, that's like the hand sanit, the hand sanitizer and hand washing thing. I yeah, you can't forbreze like a couch, okay. Yeah, I've done that. Stick that in your washing machine, yeah. Right exactly, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:11

But yeah, I've done it with a blanket before that I put over my couch. Okay, yeah, I've done that. I have where I I it was like it kind of smelled like the dog a little bit. Okay, um, not like wet dog, but just you could tell, you know, and it needed to be washed, and it was like a quick facelift, like just cleaning, and I forgased the blanket. I've I've definitely done that in my carpet, yeah. Carpet, yeah, but not I've never done that to my laundry. I think that's kind of weird. That's so that's trashy, yeah, it's grubbish. Yeah, that's like um yeah, that's like you just trying to get like a quick shower, smell nice, yeah. Have you ever had a laundry chair instead of putting clothes away? Hello, yes, I'm the queen of that. Um, literally, I will so what I do, I I've been like this since I was a kid. I will take something off, and if I think it's not, you know, like say, like we talked about, if I'm wearing, for example, this hoodie today and I wear it and then I get in like my t-shirt for bed, I will throw it on my chair and then I'll put it on tomorrow. So then, like, some of this shit accrues and like adds up. Yeah, and then at the end of the week, when I do my laundry, I'll have like a pile of clothes, and if it's clean, I'll fold it and put it away. If it's dirty, I'll wash it.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

Right.

SPEAKER_05 35:38

So, yeah, I'm infamous for that. Fucking notorious for it.

SPEAKER_03 35:43

So when I got older, I wasn't too bad about this, but in my childhood bedroom, I had a window seat like built in.

SPEAKER_05 35:50

I love those, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

I could not hang my clothes up. I don't know if it was because I was lazy as fuck or I just couldn't reach it. Yeah, I used to put all the clothes because I would have to put away my own clothes, all the clothes I need to be like hung up on that fucking bench, whatever. Yep, and I'd be like, Mom, can you please help me? And then I'd starfish on my bed and let her do it all. But yeah, I used to really rack up, and then one day I was like so sick of it because I had just so many clothes, and then I finally just fucking did it myself.

SPEAKER_05 36:20

Yeah, yeah, I definitely I'm terrible at that.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Yeah, but now I don't because there's no chair in the room. If anything, it stays in like the laundry basket that I bring up, but I put those away before I even take anything out of it.

SPEAKER_05 36:35

Yeah, I do that with my kids' laundry. Like I said, Aubrey will wash her own and then I will help her fold it, yeah, and then she'll put like her shirts on the hanger and stuff. She she likes to do shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

I love that for you.

SPEAKER_05 36:51

Yeah, I do too.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

Um, it's gonna start doing it when he's like 30 and moved out. Yeah, that's okay. Sorry. I asked him to give me pajamas the other day. He brought me two different shirts that weren't even in his pajama drawer. Oh, sounds like my youngest, and which is crazy because he knows exactly where his pajamas are. Yeah, I think he just wanted me to shut the hell up, honestly. So he's like, here, bitch, two shirts. Yeah, here, make it work. There you go.

SPEAKER_05 37:18

Put like the shirt on his legs.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

He did too. Oh my god, of course he did. And then he wads it up and throws it on the ground, and I'm like, There's probably can't hair on it. I gotta, I gotta put it in the wash.

SPEAKER_05 37:31

Do you how often do you vacuum? Do you vacuum all the time? Um, at least once a week, yeah. I'd I'd say that's so I have carpet too, and like I I try to do my best at making sure people don't walk throughout my house because it's carpet, and again, it's an apartment, but we've been there for like four years, so of course there's like spills and stuff like that, but I'd say like once a week.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

I've I yeah, once a week, yeah. I I like a freshly vacuumed room, like what I'm saying. Like when I was at my parents' house when I would vacuum every day, I had a black rug at the time and it would look so good when it was vacuumed.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

It's like uh it's like satisfying. Oh my god. I actually have a recliner that I really need to like deep clean.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

Do you have a little green machine?

SPEAKER_05 38:19

I don't.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

I do. You want to borrow it?

SPEAKER_05 38:21

Can I? Yeah, because like I it I've had the recliner for so long and it's still in really good shape, but you can like feel almost like an L and I'll get crusty a little bit. Yeah, not crusty, but like it, I don't know, it just feels yeah, and it it's like oh yeah. No, I have one. You can borrow it. Can I really? You can take it home with you tonight, baby. Thank you. I'll give it back to you tomorrow. I will ooh, I tomorrow. Oh, wait, Monday.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Oh my god, do not bring a vacuum to work. Always get it when I get it.

SPEAKER_05 38:53

I'll drive my other way back out here. Oh my god, you're not. I'll vacuum it, but it doesn't do shit, you know, because I have like a regular vacuum, so I'm like sitting there trying to vacuum it and it's like useless. Yeah, yeah. What about dusting? Do you dust a lot? Man, yeah, I will do that like when I do my deep cleans, and it's like, oh my god, this is so bad.

SPEAKER_03 39:22

I know I need a dust because it's so bad to breathe in, but it collects like you wouldn't fucking believe. One time my dad sent me home with fucking those dusters that you like the feather thing on the thing. Yeah, like what are you trying to tell me? I don't we don't have any ceiling fans.

SPEAKER_05 39:39

Oh my god, I do, and it gets really bad up there. One day, so Victoria, she does professional cleaning, and she's like, she and she's good, like she's really good. So one night I was like, I'm deep cleaning my whole place, like everything, dusting the whole works. So here I am, like you know, deep cleaning, like all proud of myself. She comes in, she's like, Oh my god, look at your ceiling. I'm not kidding you. There was like an inch of dust on that bitch, and she's short, so she's like up on a stool and like deep cleaning this fucking fan. I was I was so embarrassed, I couldn't believe who thinks of that.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

I know it's gross. Who fucking thinks of that? Thank God for no ceiling fans.

SPEAKER_05 40:31

Yeah, I have one, and I was ashamed that it was that bad.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

Uh should we move to on the go chaos?

SPEAKER_05 40:43

Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 40:44

Have you ever left trash in your car for an embarrassing amount of time?

SPEAKER_05 40:49

Oh my god, yeah. I have my father used to tell me all the time about my car being clean that, like, when people get in your car, that's the first thing they see. I was terrible, like in my younger years, about my car being dirty, like I just did not give a fuck. And then I would clean it, you know, like once a fucking year. Yeah, and this is like before kids and shit, so I didn't have that excuse. It would be just horrible, and not I shouldn't say horrible, but dirty enough. Now I'm kind of anal about it, like, and I have kids, but I'm really good about getting trash out now. Once in a while, I'll leave like a Dunkin' Donuts bag in there for like a day, but I'm pretty good about it.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

That's so funny how we're like so opposite. Because when I was younger and I had my my first car, I used to keep that shit so clean. I would take it to the car wash, I would fucking vacuum it. It's awesome. I would take all the trash out. I always had like an air freshener in there, and then now if you go in the car and you stick your hand down, you'll probably get a chicken nugget if you're lucky. That's so bad. That's because you have a kid, like so bad. But I used to keep that shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:57

Uh no, not me. I would do like once a year and clean it, like deep clean it. And uh now, like I am more and I I really do think like it's because your kids get like I don't have car seats in my car anymore, yeah, where shit collects, but my youngest is so messy, like she's just one of the like she's messy, she's still messy. So I'll go to like open up the back door and I'll find like gum wrappers and you know, shit like that. But um, and someone just got a stain on my back seat, so I have to clean it. Yeah, ooh, I'm gonna use it on my car. Oh, I need to get one of these. It's about hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

I need to get my car detailed, I do too, and then I'm laying down some. I know, but it really needs to happen.

SPEAKER_05 42:45

Yeah, and you say that I I said that when I got this car. No eating in my car, this is serious. Yeah, I know it's so hard.

SPEAKER_03 42:53

Okay, but you want to know something really disgusting. Oh god, when I had the Bronco, the only thing besides like the owner's manual for the car that was in my glove compartment was I had like a set of like pink fluffy like car decorations, so like the straps in your seatbelt, the steering wheel. I put them all in there because you know, during the summer you don't want to fucking do that. It's stupid. And I had napkins in there. Well, I'm going through it one day to clean it out, and there's like I must have had the envelope with the registration in it. It was like torn up. There's fucking mouse shit in my glove compartment. There's only like a couple pieces. But they literally like made like would go up there and eat the paper. I never found one in there and it didn't smell like yeah, the house or something. But I'm like, they must be like taking shelter in there during the winter because you know what I mean, because it's nice and warm and fluffy in there. I don't have a car anymore.

SPEAKER_07 43:51

Thank God.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

I miss my Bronco. I know, and she was like more than halfway paid off.

SPEAKER_05 43:58

Ugh. Shit, it's a big pillow to swallow. Have you ever eaten a full meal in your car? Like it's normal.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

Yeah, if I get like lunch. Yeah. I'm just like, or if like on a road trip, if we get like fast food or something, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:16

I've I've definitely yeah, I've definitely done that.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

Not like a fucking steak dinner, but like, yeah, yeah, no. My chicken with like mad mayonnaise on it.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely done that before. I've especially if I'm on the road for work, you know, where I'm like going to grab lunch somewhere. Hell yeah. I know I need to be better about not doing that either. I I am not going to sit in somewhere by myself and eat some lunch.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

So humbling.

SPEAKER_05 44:47

My mom keeps like um so you know when you go to Duncan and you can get like a medium drink, yeah, and they have two size straws. She gets both and keeps them in her car. No, she hates the large ones. Ah, hates them. She's like, it's gonna, it practically goes up my nose. So she does keep extra smaller ones in her car. This woman keeps a pair of scissors in her car. I'm like, you're gonna get pulled over, and a cop is gonna see all these straws and scissors and think you're a co-cat, ma'am, because of all of this. Yeah, she keeps wipes, all that shit in her car. That's so funny. Yeah, she's fully prepared. I love that for her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:39

Have you ever driven somewhere knowing your gas was way too low?

SPEAKER_05 45:43

Oh, I definitely have done this. Um, only once in my whole life have I ever run out of gas.

SPEAKER_03 45:50

I've never run out of gas.

SPEAKER_05 45:51

Yes, I did, and it was, I mean, so long ago. Um, I was working and I was driving, and my gas light hit come come on, you know, and I was still running around and I had to go to I don't know to an account for my old old job. And at any rate, I did, and I ran out of gas and it was right on Butternut Street. It's so embarrassing. Oh my god, so what'd you do? I called someone, they had to come and get a uh gas thing can put gas in it for me and come bring it to me.

SPEAKER_03 46:29

I'm sure you could have asked anybody to go siphon something for 20 bucks.

SPEAKER_05 46:32

I probably could have, yeah. But this, I mean, this was years ago. Now, no, if my gas light even now comes on, there's no like no gas stations on, but or not that and I think that's part of the was part of the issue. It was when I worked at the cell phone company, so we're talking like I was like eight, 19, 20 years old, maybe. Um, and I was leaving from one of my locations and had to go to another one, and like all the and I was not even I was collecting money or something, and uh yeah, so I fucking my gas light came on and I wasn't paying attention to it, and I fucking ran out of gas. Oh my goodness, never ever will it happen to me again.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

I don't like to let it get below like maybe a quarter of a tank.

SPEAKER_05 47:21

When when I was he when the girls were little little, I lived in Liverpool, had to travel out to um a little past Phoenix, and then all the way to East Syracuse for work. So there would be times where like my gaslight would come on and I'd be like running so late because when I was done with work, I'd have to go all the way out and pick them up. So I would definitely push it where I had to get to work, you know, and then I'd get gas on lunch. Yeah, my gaslight would be on, but I don't I don't do that now. Yeah, that freaks me the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. No. Um, have you ever used napkins as your main cleaning system in your car?

SPEAKER_03 48:11

Probably. I mean, I always have napkins in there, yeah. That's kind of a silly question.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

I mean, yeah, I guess. I don't think the majority of people keep like cleaning. Oh no, I pull up my Hoover that's actually in my backseat and do I well actually I have affordable vacuum oh yeah for your car. I have one of those. You keep it in there, yeah. I do. It's fucking pretty cool too. It has like all these attachments, and uh the only thing I don't like about it is like the suction, it definitely does vacuum, but if you have like a really bad car, it's messy, yeah. And I have in the past, you know, it's not the best option.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

But yeah, usually my napkins are my go-to, unless it's like really bad and I need something, but I used to keep wipes in my car, but when they run out, then I'm just like oh yeah, I have wipes in the car, yeah. But yeah, does that make me trashy because I use napkins to clean?

SPEAKER_05 49:12

No, sue me, no, not even a little bit. Have you ever had your tires low on tire pressure? Yeah, and like takes you a little bit to put air in them.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

You know, I drove to school one time when I was a senior in high school and my tire was flat the whole way, and I got there, and somebody's like, Ashley, you know your tire's been flat this whole time. And I'm like, honestly, no.

SPEAKER_05 49:35

That's happened to me before too.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

Like it was a little bumpy, but I I didn't know. Or one time we were going to school on I fucking hit a bunny rabbit. Oh, I was like, fuck. And then I my brother was in the car because we were in the same school at the time. I said, Can you go out and check? Because my the fucking bumper was already held up by zip ties. Like, can you go see that like if the zip tie held up? He goes outside, he goes, Yeah, you're good. I fucking drive and we're almost to school. I get to school and they're like, ah she your bumper's on the floor.

SPEAKER_05 50:07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 50:08

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? What is he good for? What is my brother good for at this point? Okay, I could have strangled him. I was so mad. Not that I would have been able to fix it, yeah, because I just don't have zip ties laying around. Right. I was like, Are you kidding me? That's funny. I was like, so upset, so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_05 50:26

My dad picked me up one day, so we talk about car with zip ties and shit. So when I was in high school, I was going to London at the time, and it's not a big school, okay? Everybody knows everybody, and my parents had like a car or whatever SUV car or something, and my dad wanted a second vehicle. Okay, let me just tell you you want to talk about embarrassing? It was a Buick, silver Buick. The fucking thing was the biggest pile of shit. A hoopty, if you will. Oh my god, this man picks me up from school in this fucking car, and I'm standing there with all my friends, and he pulls up. You couldn't even unlock the door without taking from the inside. There was like, you know, the panel where it has like the locks on it. Okay, he had to take that piece out to uh and like wire something to unlock it or to roll the window down or whatever. It had rust everywhere, it and it was loud as shit. He pulls up. I literally turned around and walked away like I didn't even know who he was. I would never do that now, but you know, when you're that age, yeah. Oh my god, my mother hated the thing, she wouldn't even get in it. She would not even get in the car. It was so bad. Well, I hope he didn't finance it. No, he bought it off of somebody just to have an extra car. He never made that mistake.

SPEAKER_03 52:05

Did it last time?

SPEAKER_05 52:06

No, not even a little bit. It was embarrassing. I was so humiliated over that. So bad. Oh my god. All right, so we're gonna move on to social dating behavior. Oh fuck me. Uh have you ever stalked someone's ax online?

unknown 52:35

Me?

SPEAKER_05 52:36

No.

SPEAKER_03 52:37

Oh yeah, I do actually. I I do. Correct. It's not called stalking, it's called being curious. But yeah. Yeah, I've done it. Have you?

SPEAKER_05 52:52

Yes, I have. I think everybody has.

SPEAKER_03 52:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:59

And I think you're full of shit if you say you haven't.

SPEAKER_03 53:01

And I think guys low-key stalk. I think too.

SPEAKER_05 53:06

I a hundred percent think so. This is not just a girl thing. No. But I definitely have. I wish we could tell your stuff. Dude, I stalk everybody.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

I know you do. I fucking stalk everybody. It doesn't matter if I know you or not. Or I even heard of you. I will stalk the fuck out of you. Oh my god, everyone, watch out. Online. I won't do it in person. Yeah. Have you ever checked someone's location slash oh my god, slash socials more than you should? Um probably.

SPEAKER_05 53:44

Yeah. Yeah. I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:48

Me too.

SPEAKER_05 53:49

Definitely. Definitely have. Um, have you ever sent a text and instantly regretted it?

SPEAKER_03 53:59

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 53:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

Yep, I have.

SPEAKER_05 54:01

Me too.

SPEAKER_03 54:02

Now we're doing that again, believe it or not.

SPEAKER_05 54:05

I know. And now, like with iPhones, like if you get to it quick enough, you can unsend it. I know. But if it's after like a certain amount of time.

SPEAKER_03 54:12

But if you try to unsend me a message, there's a really sexy chance I already read it.

SPEAKER_05 54:18

Have you ever accidentally sent someone a message?

SPEAKER_03 54:24

Yeah. And you know, in high school, I accidentally sent a risquet photo to a girl that was playing for field hockey team.

SPEAKER_05 54:34

Oh my god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:37

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_05 54:39

Oh my god. I yeah, that's sad.

SPEAKER_03 54:44

That's sad. Thank god it wasn't like super bad, but it's still fucking humbling as fuck. Oh my god. Have you ever done that?

SPEAKER_05 54:55

A photo? No.

SPEAKER_03 54:57

Thank God. Yeah, that would be wild.

unknown 55:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 55:03

Have you ever pretended not to see a message? Yes. I do that a lot. I'm like, what? I didn't even get anything. Oh yeah, I did. I did actually get it. She's lying, everyone. I got it. I read it. I dissected it.

SPEAKER_05 55:16

Yeah, got it. I definitely have done that. 100%. Um I know your answer to this one. Have you ever reread old messages for no reason? Yep.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

I have. I have. I keep everything. I have to.

SPEAKER_05 55:37

I can honestly say I I probably have done this, but not like it'd probably be more if I'm like talking to someone that I haven't talked to where I've reread them, but I don't go into like my old messages and just read them. I mean, I I probably have before, but not like to that degree where I'm like, oh my god, let me read these.

SPEAKER_03 56:02

Oh my god, you know, I was doing it the other day, like my old Facebook messages, because when we were younger, we would like me and my best friends would send each other pictures on Facebook Messenger.

SPEAKER_05 56:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:14

And I was like, I want to see if there's only like funny old photos of us. And there's oh my god, this is so humbling. I was like so far down, like when I first got Facebook. So like in 2008, I was eight, and there was a fan page, not a fan page, but it was somebody pretending to be Zach Efron. Oh my and I fucking messaged them. I'm like, hey Zach, I said, I really loved you in high school musical. You were awesome. I never got a response. I was dying. Oh my god, that was so humbling. Or like even the messages between me and my best friends. Oh my god. They were so funny. Like, hi, hi, what what's at? Oh my god, nothing, me too. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Like, that's all we would text.

SPEAKER_05 57:02

Yeah, that's like a lot of the messages that my kid does on her phone. Have to go to bed.

SPEAKER_03 57:08

Yeah, literally. I'm like, what was the point of us even texting?

SPEAKER_07 57:11

I know.

SPEAKER_05 57:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:20

Have you ever looked someone up before a date and judged them?

SPEAKER_05 57:25

Uh I don't I don't date. I don't I mean I definitely have yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's happened to me.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

Look semi-open.

SPEAKER_05 57:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:38

I've done that.

SPEAKER_03 57:41

Yeah. Yeah, me too. Obviously. I look everybody up. Name one person I haven't looked up before in my life. You're not gonna find anybody.

SPEAKER_07 57:53

Everybody.

SPEAKER_03 57:54

I've looked up everybody, probably.

SPEAKER_05 57:57

Yeah. Um, okay. Let's see here. We're gonna go to real life messy. Have you ever gone out knowing you probably shouldn't?

SPEAKER_02 58:16

Probably. Yeah, there's probably a really good chance of that happening.

SPEAKER_05 58:21

Yeah. I I've done that like where I felt after I've left the house or like um gotten to my destination where it's like, meh.

SPEAKER_03 58:31

And you kind of have like this weird guilt, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:33

Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, yeah, I'm I'm going home. Or you know, I just like what am I uncomfortable or like, yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 58:43

Have you ever canceled plans just to stay home and do nothing?

SPEAKER_05 58:46

Absolutely. I am I yes.

SPEAKER_03 58:49

Honestly, I'm not one to cancel plans, I'm usually the one being canceled on. Yeah, I know, but yeah, there's like times when somebody cancels and I'm like, all right, honestly, thank god.

SPEAKER_05 59:01

Yeah, that's happened to me but too. Uh uh, what be too? That's happened to me. B2. What was that? That's happened to me before, too. But um, yeah, I definitely have cancel plans just to stay home. I I like being home. Like, I I I like going out once in a while, but I don't know. I really think just the thought of like having to get ready and like figure out what you're gonna wear. If you're having a bad hair day, and I mean I always have fun when I do go, you know what I mean? But and it's different, like I like doing stuff with you and the kids, like I enjoy that, you know. We get to hang out, the kids get to play. I I actually really like to do stuff like that, and but like I don't know, just after like the long week and stuff, yeah, you know, and like having to get all ready, and sometimes I'll be like, fine, I'll just go for a little bit, and I end up having a good time, but there's definitely times where I'm like, nope, sorry. Have you ever lied and said I'm on my way where you weren't even close?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:14

No, really, probably not.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:17

No, oh my god, I have.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:20

Yeah, I know, because you said today I'm on my way at 205. We didn't get here until 248. And I know we did I really was on my way.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:28

I had to drop her friend off, but I wasn't you're safe for today, yeah. But I and I can honestly say I've never done that with you. Um, I my timing actually has been a lot better with you. Seriously, I've been on time every week, okay. Um, but I have definitely done that, and I I've done that to my mom a lot, where I'm like, I'm on my way, she makes fun of me for it. Uh or I'll be like, I'm just getting my shoes on, and then like an hour later, you know, she'll be like, What did you walk here? Like, did you lose your shoes?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:02

Actually, you know what? Now that you just said that about your mom, let me scratch that. When I was younger, my dad would be like, be home by this time, and then he would text me, but where like 20 minutes after the time he said he'd be like, Where are you? And I'd be like, Oh, I'm just getting ready to leave now. Yeah, but now, like, if I'm if somebody's like, Where are you? Like, if I'm supposed to be at work and I'm like a little bit late, I wouldn't say I'm on my way if I'm not. Yeah, I'll be there in like 30 minutes, like the exact time it would take me to get there. Yeah, or like how much longer else I needed.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:28

I actually have done that with work, like if I'm running late, I'll be like, I'll be there soon, or I'm you know, whatever. Um, I actually used to do that a lot in my most recent relationship, though. Like um, I would be like out with friends, and my most recent, like long-term relationship, you know, I'd be out with friends, and I'd be like, I'm leaving in a minute, like at the bar, you know? Yeah, and they'd be like, What the fuck? You know, it's an hour past, like, what are you doing? Yeah, so I've definitely done that. Yeah, yeah, huge, huge problem, huge trash. Yeah, serious. I've gotten better though. I've gotten a lot better.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:10

Have you ever stayed longer in oh what have you ever stayed in something longer than you should have?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:17

Yes, yeah, yeah, like physically, I know. What are we talking about here? Um, yeah, I mean, for sure. If we're talking about being out and about, yes. If we're talking about certain relationships, yes. Um, conversations, yup. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Work, yeah. Oh god, eight hours. Yeah, after about 40 minutes, it's time to go.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:53

Let me clock it and clock back out.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:56

Um, have you ever ignored a red flag because you liked them?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:01

Yes, yes, yes, I have. Yeah, give me one person that doesn't have a red flag. Me, probably Abraham Lincoln. I missed my shot with that one. Damn it next time.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:18

Uh yeah, definitely. I think everybody's got a red flag. Yeah, so I think so too. I think everybody has at least one red flag. Well, the other thing is too, yeah, everybody does because everybody has a different opinion or a red flag trigger or whatever. Are you religious?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:40

I mean, I believe in a higher power, yes. But I don't like go to church and you know that sort of thing. Do you think we reincarnate? I definitely believe in the loop. What do you think I would come back as? You would come back as my pet cat. No, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:04

Um so she's calling me a pussy, that's all I'm gathering. A big fucking pussy, a big trash pussy.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:13

A big trash pussy.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:16

Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:18

I don't know. Can I at least be like a sphinx so that I'm a hairless puss? Yes, I want one of them. Me too. I want them so bad. They're mad cute, they're so cute. I really want one. I know me too.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:31

They're just straight bosses, like they're so creepily adorable.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:36

Yeah, I want one too. Uh yeah, I definitely do. I think you would come back as like a blue jay. A blue jay?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:43

Yeah, I would want to come back as a crow.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:47

Okay. Um okay, so anyway, um, we're gonna ignore that.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:56

Yes, because their memory is insane, they're smart as fuck, they remember faces, they bring little gifts. So I would bring you a little gift to tell you I'm with you. They eat dead carcasses, yup, and I would enjoy it.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:11

And I'm a fucking house cat. So she does like a bird, she gets to fly away, and I get to be stuck in a house all day and shit in the same place, eat the same thing, and cause chaos. Cats are fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:28

Why do I have to be a cat? Somebody would probably like hurt me or put me in the shelter.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:34

You know, like alligators, I think it's alligators are the only other animal that have eyes like cats. Really? Yeah. Alligators scare me. There's no other animal that has eyes like a cat. Do you think dragons are real? Were real? Komodo dragons. I think they could be. I think everything's real. Do you know they say dinosaurs never existed? That's fine. False, they have huge bones. Apparently, they're not real. Cap. I don't believe that. Go down the rabbit hole of dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:09

So why would they do all that? Why would they make dinosaurs up out of all? Why does our government do anything?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:18

You don't do you actually believe there's no dinosaurs? That one is questionable for me. That one is. They've literally dug up bones. They have a apparently, apparently, any of the bones that are on display are not real dinosaur bones. What are they? And if you look okay, hear me out. If you look at a T-Rex, okay, this big ass fucking dinosaur with these little ass fucking arms. Get the fuck out of here. And then not to mention, how do they reproduce?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:56

They're reptiles, so they lay eggs. Also, okay, I don't believe that a meteor took out every single fucking dinosaur, but I do think there was dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:04

I don't believe that either. So back to what we were saying. So I definitely agree. I don't believe a meteor took out all the dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:14

I don't think so either.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:15

No. And I do you believe do you believe in mermaids and sirens? Do you think they're real? Well, after our talk that we had, yeah, I think so. I do too. I do too. I think there's a lot of things that are real. I think there's a lot of things that are real. I think vampires are real. Yeah, I think yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:37

And I say that, like, not like the the movie type vampire where they're like they wear those fucking clothes, yeah, right. Sleep upside down or whatever. I don't think all that, but I think there is like obviously cannibals, you could call them vampires. Yeah. I mean they eat people, they don't drink your people. Like I think everything is real.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:00

Yeah, I think there's so much that we don't know. I think I mean our oceans alone, we have not explored. It's like 80%.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:11

You know what we should do on here is explore conspiracy theories.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:14

I love that idea. So we'll go to slightly unhinged. Have you ever used something random as a plate?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:21

Oh, yeah, like I'll use my phone to hold food.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:25

What? Like for real?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:27

Yeah, like sometimes if I have like something, I'll just like put it on my phone.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:31

Okay. Yeah, I've done that before actually. Like if I'm in the middle of work, yeah, and I have to set something down, I don't want to set it on my desk. Right. I feel like that's kind of skeevy. So I'll I've put it on my even though our phone's fucking dirty as fuck, but yeah, I've done that. Also, like um uh uh I had a boyfriend that would make pizza and put it back on the cardboard box, you know, like the if it was like a frozen pizza. Oh yeah, I've done that, yeah. Um, and like a napkin.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:01

I mean, I I guess it doesn't really need a plate, but like if I'm eating like Chinese food and it's the fucking sand is so really hot, yeah, I'll put it on top of a pillow and then eat it. Oh yeah, yeah. You know, I've done that. I guess you wouldn't really consider that a plate, but yeah, I've done that. Kinda, yeah. Have you ever avoided eye contact so you didn't have to talk to someone?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:18

Yes, yes, I have definitely done that 100%.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:23

Yeah, or I'll like see him in the store and I'll fucking like book it. Yeah, I've done that.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:27

I've done that before too.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:29

One time we saw my sister's ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend at Target, and we were like low-key falling around the store.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:37

Oh my god, really?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:39

Yeah, but have you ever made eye contact with somebody on purpose, like stared at them so they'd make eye contact so you could talk to them? Have you ever been that person?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:49

No, or no, sometimes, yeah. I'll be like, Yeah, or you know what I mean? But there's also sometimes I'll make eye contact with somebody and that's continued to go on that way. Right. Because I'm like, uh, not really not an idea what to do.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:00

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So overall, I'd say we're pretty trashy. We're like the 14 toys, right? I'm trash. Yeah. We eat food off the floor, we don't wash our sheets, and that's that.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:16

Okay, well this wraps up our episode of trashy or just humid.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:23

Yeah. You smashed this trash. I would. I would. What's your garbage day? I don't know. I put it in the dumpster. Oh, right. How long? Mine's Wednesday. Just in case you care.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:43

Thank you. You're welcome. I needed that information. I was not gonna be able to sleep tonight if I did not know what day garbage pickup was for you.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:51

Thank you, thank you. I was just wondering when I should put myself in the trash to be put out. Uh big trash pickup, I probably have to wait for. God. Wide load. That's actually the end of May. So I'm still here with you guys for another one. Yeah, caution, wide loan. Oh my god, I have to like put me in the incinerator and then have another trash for the rest of my body.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:16

Oh my god, you're so dramatic. Stop.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:21

Well, if you haven't listened to episodes one through five. Six. Oh my god, one through six, go do that, please. Or else. Stop you.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:37

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SPEAKER_06 1:11:41

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SPEAKER_03 1:12:11

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SPEAKER_06 1:12:16

Seriously. Do it up.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:18

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