Episode 9: Is Denver Airport Hiding Something HUGE?

What’s really going on at Denver International Airport? From its bizarre murals and apocalyptic artwork to rumors of underground bunkers, secret societies, and a certain glowing red-eyed horse (yeah… that one), this episode dives headfirst into one of America’s wildest conspiracy theories.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Workwise. This is Ashi.

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This is Jess. Oh my. We're committed.

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You guys ever been to the Denver Airport?

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Yeah.

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I have.

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I have.

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Jess is the Illuminati.

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Don't put me in that class. So don't mind my voice. I've been very sick, but we are very committed. So today we're gonna do an episode, another conspiracy theory, and it's about the Denver Airport.

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So the Denver Airport was built to replace this the Stapleton International Airport in 1995.

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Yep.

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All right, so there's my piece. You guys are lapping this. Alright, so it was built, what was it, 1995, right? Yeah. And uh it's the biggest airport in the US. Okay, it's in the middle of Colorado, and it's bigger than Manhattan. Don't hate on my baby.

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What white gammy? It's very good. What is it called that? White gammy.

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I don't know, but I like it. So it's bigger than Manhattan, and it's built um like miles away from the city. Um, and some people believe it is not really an airport at all. Like it is, but it's not serving as an airport. All right, I don't know if you've ever heard of some of this stuff or not, but um there is a horse that stands 32 feet, okay, with glowing red eyes, that greets you when you get to this airport. Um we'll talk about that more, but there's murals and all sorts of stuff that depict war, death, uh, the end of humanity, um just crazy shit on the walls. And apparently beneath your feet is miles of tunnels, underground tunnels that is not meant for the public.

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So I think we should dive into this horse quick.

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Okay, so the horse that stands 32 feet you ready for its name? Blucifer. It's a big blue horse with red eyes, okay?

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And the guy Luis Jimenez, huh? Luis Jimenez.

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Is that his name? That was creating this horse. The horse fell over and killed him. Now I don't know like all the details, but he was like building this horse and it fell and it crushed him.

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So already there's bad juju with this horse. 100%. So his eyes, the horse, are red and they're glowing. Okay. Yeah. It was said that he made them red because it was to honor his late father who ran a glowing stop sign and died. I feel like he was just like, how convenient.

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How convenient.

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I feel like he was just like picking, like trying to find something like what he's gonna dedicate this to. Oh, my dad ran a stop sign and died. That's it.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

Is that really what they say? The claim is he did red eyes, not the color of his dad's eyes. He didn't he did red eyes because he ran a stop sign.

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Because his dad couldn't see a glowing red stop sign, apparently.

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Oh my god, well, he'll see these glowy eyes.

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What is it called when you're just like trying to find like you're just picking, yeah, you're just picking what like picking for scraps or something? No, what is it called? You know what I mean? Uh there's like a saying, yeah, there is shit.

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I don't know. Well, while you look that up. So the conspiracy behind the horse, okay, because it's a blue Mustang. Its fucking name is Blucifer. Not to mention they believe that it's a symbol of death or apocalypse. Some say one of the four horsemen. And some people believe that the red glowing eyes not only is an evil symbolism, but also surveillance, which I could definitely see that. Yeah, seriously. All right, did you find the saying? What saying? Oh, I thought you were looking up the nitpicking or whatever.

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Oh no, I couldn't find it. So I looked up why a horse for Denver. And then I'm thinking in my head, oh, maybe for the Denver Broncos, right? The white was saying. Yep. And now it's saying to represent the wild spirit of the American West and to serve as a dramatic, energetic symbol of New Mexico and Colorado culture. I bet.

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I was okay. I don't know if it killed the creator by falling on him, I probably wouldn't still put that statue up.

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Yeah.

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That's just creepy. I bet like in a time of war, he can like fly up in the air. I wouldn't fucking doubt it.

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Seriously, he just starts fucking laser beaming people. Oh my god. So there's also different murals in the airport. And I like I said, I've been there before, so it it really is very creepy when you see this. Like there's different murals that change, and it's like lizard people, and uh like children crying, and like so there's soldiers with gas masks and weapons, um scenes of like environmental destruction, things like that, basically depicting a new world order where the world's gonna end, and that's kind of the feel it gets.

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It's like a stage apocalypse, and there's like random writing that's shown to be a like different languages, like some of them are like a Native American language, but other ones are like just some random language that they believe to be like lizard language. That sounds so stupid coming out of my mouth.

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No, it doesn't. Oh, it does not creepy. So back to the lizard thing. Um, there's claims that reptilian elites operate from the Denver airport and in the underground tunnels, and that it's like basically an underground base for these reptilian elites. And the claim is with these reptilian elites that they feed off of children, and that this is like their base for that, and and trafficking and all that.

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So as I'm reading, I see that somebody said that the Denver airport is constantly under construction. Yep, and I think that they are always under construction because they're trying to cover up something, which obviously we're talking about in this episode. But like maybe like in order to get what they need from the children, you said that they have to torture the children, and I feel like that could get really loud, right? You think so? If there's always construction, right, and not to mention with the planes taking off and everything else that an airport does, and it's like in the middle of nowhere, right?

SPEAKER_04 8:37

I think it's to cover up sounds, and what's weird is apparently a lot of these tunnels were there, but like you said, it's constant construction. Some of the tunnels are off limits, supposedly, while others are accessible but not to the public. And yes, like baggage and things like that, but we're talking like legit underground tunnels.

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Fuck, it's so creepy, it's very creepy.

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So um apparently they went over budget by like millions of dollars, or no, I'm sorry, billions of dollars. And like you said, it's still always under construction.

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We're talking about the billions of dollars that they want to work.

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Yeah, so they apparently went into debt or over budget by billions. So during construction, workers reported something strange that entire sections of the airport were built, then buried, not remodeled, not repurposed, but buried, like fully covered up. Um, and apparently a lot of the workers said they were told not to ask questions. Um, but this is where it gets interesting over the years. People have come forward. So uh one former construction worker claimed there are multiple underground levels deeper than publicly acknowledged, not just baggage tunnels. Um, a traveler said they were accidentally led down a hallway by staff only to be redirected quickly when they asked too many questions. Um so sorry. Airport employees have posted online saying there are restricted doors that don't appear on any official map, and then there are people who swear they've seen military personnel in non-public areas far away from where security should normally be. Now that could be just security, but why would they have military personnel at a frickin' airport?

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Ah, they're probably using them because we have security clearance.

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So inside the airport, like I mentioned, there's like different murals, and there's a soldier in a gas mess holding a weapon. There's children mourning, like cities being burnt down, and then changing to a new world, aka new world order.

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Um, I'm looking at pictures of these um murals right now, and I think there's like one that doesn't have children in it. It all have children in it, creepy, right? Extremely creepy, it's very creepy, like a child in a casket. See, it's fucking weird. That's a little unnecessary, I think. I think they're trying to be like children friendly.

SPEAKER_04 12:19

Yeah, no, I don't think so. A children friendly, if my kids saw a child in a casket on a mural, that's pretty disturbing. Not to mention, literally, again, the guy that built the horse died. So let's start at the airport entrance with a death symbolism right there. Oh my god, there's mad gargoyles in there too. Yeah, that's another thing that's right. I forgot about that.

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The gargoyles, yeah. I forgot about that. There's a lot of them, and they're all like sticking out their tongues.

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Yeah, yeah. I completely forgot about that. The pointy nose like this, yep, or the beak. Um, apparently there's also a dedication stone, and it references something called the New World Airport Commission, and it includes a Freemason symbol. What does the symbol look like? So it almost looks like a baseball symbol, like it it's got it's a triangle, like an A. Look look it up so you can see for is it like the Illuminati symbol, kind of? So the Illuminati is gonna be like a triangle. Yeah, this the Freemason, typically their number's 33, like 33 degree. Um but it's like an A, just not with the line in the middle, and then like two, yeah. So it almost looks like a baseball field, you know what I mean? Like the bases almost kind of is the best way I can explain it.

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Or it looks like kind of like two um what is it called? You know when you're trying to draw circles like and you put your pencil on the one side and then you use the other yeah, the projector thing. Yeah, what is that called? That's what it looks like to me. Yeah, symbolizes charity and truth. That's ironic.

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Oh my god. So again, a lot of these claims are that these are underground bunkers for elites, um, a base for global leaders during the apocalypse. Apparently, there's even been UFOs spotted, like alien activity beneath the runways and reptilian shape shifters operating behind the scenes. Here's the crazy thing though. The airport knows that all these claims are there. Like, where do people just randomly get these claims? And like, why this airport? Like, why would you know what I mean? Like, if you think about it. And the airport apparently has like leaned into this, and like they there's like a statement that's like we we welcome the Illuminati or or something like that along the lines.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

I think it's on their like website to like book a ticket, yeah. Because when I was just clicking around, I got onto their website and I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 16:05

Like they they literally joke about the Illuminati and lizard people. So I don't know.

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It's fucking weird. It says if you see all of the artwork in order, it tells a story of war and death, the rebirth of vibrant life, and it consists mostly of children at the end. But if they're feeding off the children, of course, everything is beautiful if you have children. Yeah, I don't know. So I guess on YouTube there's people trying to sneak into the bunker space. I should look into that. You should. Father, that's so creepy.

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So there's like claims from workers and apparently workers who helped build it. And apparently one construction worker claimed that while working below ground, he saw entire sections that did not match official plants, not just extra hallways, like sealed rooms, reinforced walls, and doors that led nowhere. And he said that some of those areas were deliberately closed off after after being completed. Apparently, there was also a traveler who shared a story online about getting lost near a restricted hallway said that a staff member approached them quickly, not annoyed, but just confused. And then escorted them out.

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What's the runway map? Oh my god. So if you look up the runway map of the Denver airport, it's in the shape of a swastika. Really is. It's fucked.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

And the new world order, which um made this airplar, or is the one that like so that's like the design behind it is basically showing about a new world, a new world order.

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And if you look that them up, you'll see that they practice Nazism. It's kind of weird, it's just too ironic. Like, even if none of the shit is true, it's just way too ironic. Exactly. And then to be 20 miles past Denver.

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And to think about that though, it's yeah, 20 miles past, and it's the largest airport in the US.

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And why do you need a big one in Colorado?

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Yeah.

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You know what I mean?

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And then why Colorado? Like nowhere. Like it's I mean, I get it for planes coming in and out, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

Like, I understand, but like But like there's three big airports right in New York. That's true. I I don't know. I feel like if you were to have big airports, it should be in like California, New York, Florida, maybe, because Disney and Universal are huge tourist attractions, but so there are doors in staff-only areas that do not appear on any map.

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Certain elevators require special clearance beyond normal security levels, and some underground corridors feel too extensive for just airport operations. Apparently, one post described, and this is a former worker, for walking nearly 20 minutes underground without reaching an endpoint.

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Oh my god.

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And not to mention, and this is a big one, a huge presence of military personnel, like at all times. Why, why, why would we need military at the airport?

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I don't know. I think they're doing it obviously to cover something up. They have something in those bunkers they don't want anybody to know about, so they're taking these extra precautions to cover that up.

SPEAKER_04 21:19

Yeah, and that apparently there's like multiple levels. Like some some claim that there's at least two to three additional levels beneath the known infrastructure. So imagine that if there really is like emergency bunkers or government command centers, and and even like with military personnel, if they have like weapons on there, yeah, weapons of mass destruction.

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Somebody also said that they think it's the hub for biological warfare, so that could.

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could explain why why there's so much um so many military personnel yeah because they're working down there I mean it chat you know what I mean yeah I I can see that so facts are that the airport did have massive construction issues there are underground tunnels there are areas that are restricted and the design is unusually complex so the head of that horse fell off and severed an artery in the guy's leg and that's how he died the head just randomly fell off isn't that weird oh my god could you miss headless horseman who see headless horse but still and oh yeah headless I will make it a point to never go to this airport ever yeah I was there once and it it really is eerie it's it's eerie like just all the murals the vibes are just off even though it looks like a beautiful airport yeah but it it really is just like an eerie like you walk through and this is even like I said before I got wicked big into conspiracy theories but you walk through and it's just like why why do what why do you have that why is this in here now I'm thinking about the budget thing how their budget was like a certain amount and I feel like they said that their budget was that amount because why would they need any more for an airport there?

SPEAKER_02 23:48

You know what I mean? But they probably had like different contracts with other people like oh this is actually our budget but we're just gonna tell them we went over on accident whatever right you know what I mean yeah but they actually have other plans but they're not gonna include that in their budget proposal because how do you say oh we have a bunker with children and also biological warfare down there too so we need a couple extra bill I mean think about it though like again this is for entertainment only and we're just discussing conspiracy theories here but think about it say there really is elites that are lizard people okay and say they really are think about the amount of children that are missing and what if children really are being trafficked and underground for these elites okay I mean like you said the noise from the airport the all of that and then just the high high presence of military personnel and weapons like what if it was just a whole thing underground in Colorado like think about that it's and I bet there's so many more airports that are like this this one just stands out like that we don't even know about it's possible like this one just stands out because it's in a weird location yep weird fucking artwork yeah and not to mention there's claims that there's underground tunnels that go all over the United States yeah I mean we have no idea what kind of infrastructure we're sitting on what kind of things we're already here it's just crazy it's funded by the government it's constantly under construction largest land area airport in the United States billions over budget constant documented history of different mistakes during construction the director of aviation is a 24 year veteran of the US Army and again parts of the airport were built and then covered up and that's actually documented like that's actually documented why why do that's so creepy to think about master plan did you see the picture of it was at Coachella and one of the artists when he was singing on stage apparently turned like when he turned his face it looked demonic do you know who it was I can't remember his name it began with a Y. A Y I think so I've never type in the Coachella artist that turned demonic oh my god there's another like whole like rabbit hole on this yeah says that Coachella is actually like yeah it's it's a energy siphoning demonic coachella the hell's that rapper's name too oh my god was it Swaley yeah oh yeah I did you see the picture of it yeah that's fucking creepy and then there's a booth at Coachella and they have an Illuminati symbol in their on their tapestry what about what about Travis Scott's concert do you remember that? No what one Travis Scott the rapper yeah it is concert like people reported feeling like their energy was being drained and he just like the different symbolism at his concert and 10 people ended up dying and the youngest was nine years old because people they it was like the life was being taken from them they couldn't breathe and people started to panic and they started like running and people are getting just trampled and there were so many reports of like the air being removed from their lungs and that's probably why they have cochel on like a desert so people just think it's like the sand that's like yeah but somebody said Hollywood is full of devil worshippers and they put on these festivals to program your frequency and harvest your energy when you're most open to it.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

See it's yeah it's energy harvesting and they say like and I I love music but there's a lot of music with certain hertz it changes like your energy and your frequency and so they're able to harness energy that way from you so when you have mass people in one place think about that I wonder if that's why they have Lady Gaga perform at Coachella all the time because she's like waking up the devil satanic performances yeah she's a big one so people that go to Coachella like I I want to go I I know I still want to I know it's one of those things like I've always wanted to go to it just to get expensive a spot just to get that experience but there's another one that's in a desert what is it called I know I was just trying to think of it like it's like music festival and desert damn it music festival in desert burning man that one's literally like in a desert burning man also yeah people wear like um face wraps and shit because it's like oh like they're a burn victim no like I was gonna say that's kind of fucked to cover the um oh sand and stuff or whatever burning man hmm and it's in freaking a desert black rock desert by the way black rock we were talking about earlier just talked about that and it's in fucking August in the middle of summer I wouldn't be desert I'd be naked okay most people are half naked why is it called burning man I feel like that's kind of a lookup conspiracy theory on burning man that'll be another episode uh I just think that like we said before there's a lot of shit that we don't know and there's mad bunkers so apparently it sits near the geographic center of the US so it's away from like coastlines and it's away from major natural disaster zones. So think about that though if you're you have a group of elites think about Fallout have you ever watched that show no it's really good it's literally about this where they build these bunkers they create a weapon that's mass destruction and these elites go down to these bunkers and they have like supply of food and they grow their own food and they pick certain people to go down and then the people on the top who survived have turned into like you know zombies or whatever missing body parts and you know just savaging through life trying to survive at the top while all of them have their own food and you know a supply of everything that they need for a certain amount of years until they can go back to the top and rebuild new world order.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

That's so fucked it is you know and think about like all the shit that is in our air and our food it's like we're one big experiment and like I almost think they built the Denver airport not only to like hide themselves and like make a bunker but also not to warn us but to kind of be like oh you guys were looking at it the whole entire time now this shit's happening.

SPEAKER_04 33:56

Right in our face I wonder if like people would be able to like break in since like some people talk about this.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

I bet people have tried oh I'm sure so a gargoyle sticking on its tongue has a different meaning well when you're in the airport in June when you go down look to see if you see anything and I'll look when we go in July are you going to Denver?

SPEAKER_04 34:33

No JFK uh Newark oh yeah but I'll just look look at the airport also Denver's an international airport right yeah so people that are flying in there are gonna see like like the one in the coffin the girl looks Scandinavian okay so yeah I do recall that like there being a lot of native do you think that the Scandinavian people come over and it's like why is our child in a casket right there yeah I know I would I'd be like okay it's fucking weird that is really weird so Denver gets the most of the spotlight but it's definitely not the only airport that has weird creepy symbolism or strange you know tales.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

Um some of them are more like weird designs ghost stories um than like a whole focal new world order theory but um apparently Bangkok airport um it's very unsettling people say I don't know how true this is you know again but there's a massive statue display of the churning of the ocean of milk it shows gods and demons serpents and giants didn't I just say something about giants pulling on a cosmic serpent uh it's tied in with like Hindu mythology can look straight up darker demonic um so some conspiracies lean givers we're talking about like the Bangkok airport in Thailand yeah um apparently represents good versus evil control over the world um apparently it's well known for its religious mythological story symbolizing balance not evil supposedly um apparently Mexico City International Airport is haunted it was built near ancient Aztec land um apparently staff and travelers have reported hearing footsteps in empty halls and shadow figures at night and feeling like they're being watched uh one night shift worker refused to go in certain sections alone this is a very old infrastructure long hours and light in it's weird apparently I don't know if you worked in you're too scared to go I uh like sometimes I'm scared to go upstairs at our work uh yeah well it is kind of eerie up there there's nothing going on this is weird it is kind of weird yeah so apparently Savannah International Airport has two graves are built into the runway yep and people say that they sometimes see the ghosts of the former landowners yeah I would shit I know says the Honolulu airport um is reported one of the most haunted they see ghosts um there was a plane crash site at Chicago Hare and they'll see ghostly figures yup and there's been ufo reports there too apparently there's been strange movement like it's been caught on security cameras there supposedly why are they doing all this people already have anxiety about flying and airports and then they're gonna be like bunker mmm creepy artwork and they don't let anybody chill so apparently Los Angeles Los Angeles International Airport is built over land with a long layered cast some workers have claimed hearing voices when alone and seeing figures in closed terminals why do airports attract these tank stories probably first of all because they're big they're loud yeah and especially with the international airports like you could have like elites from other countries come over that's true that's true I just think like that's like a hub like what are you gonna do the train station no nobody goes there anymore yeah no I mean they do but not I feel like an airport's a good one because then you can be like oh why do you have a tunnel baggage well see and that's what a lot of the people are saying it's yes like every airport has baggage tunnels but this is not that people are saying it's more than that at Denver it goes three layers deep restricted areas land like tunnels and and infrastructures that were built and then completely covered up why right but when they're making it if somebody had a question they could just be like oh we're a big airport we need big tunnels like you know what I mean and somebody's not gonna question that they're not gonna see that they're closed off they're just gonna see on the blueprint yeah but apparently a lot of the stuff didn't match the blueprint you know what else is crazy to me that people how much unclean luggage there is I know like oh my god that's crazy to me you get a ticket with your baggage if you don't get your ticket you go through this process don't you I like low-he feel like some of those people got camped and that's why their luggage is still up there let's see something quick because there's a place where you can buy people's unclaimed luggage which is also fogged what the hell what if they just forgot about it and they went on like a three month vendor you know what I mean yeah and then they're like fuck I left my luggage and then they just sell it.

SPEAKER_04 41:01

There's way too much unclaimed luggage so this is interesting so I wanted to know how many people a year have been like reported missing. I was just gonna look it up from like Denver airport. There isn't any credible publicly verified number convenient yeah showing that people are going missing from the airport at an unusual rate okay okay what's a what's a usual rate um data says that the Denver airport handles 70 to 80 million passengers per year with that volume you'll naturally get misconnections lost persons report especially kids or vulnerable adults and occasional police accidents but there is no official statistic showing the pattern of people disappearing from the airport itself so this is weird general missing persons cases in Colorado being loosely connected to the airport a viral post claiming thousands disappear in the airport's existing conspiracy reputation which leads people to believe it's a the answer does not sit well with me.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

No because they're not they're like beating around the bush kind of they a hundred percent are it's like okay I feel like if you look statistically like how many people were reported missing even if they were found. Even if you look up like something like how many people went missing from this place it'll give you like oh in 2023 to 2024 there was this many people they're not even giving you that's my answer and it says right here this isn't supported by evidence but said to be that the Denver airport has a secret pattern of disappearances and that people are vanishing from inside the airport without explanation now again this is not supported by evidence of course why would it be or how about these airplanes that just go missing oh my god are they just on GPS no uh yes but are they actually disappearing do you believe in aliens like do you think there's extraterrestrial I think there's other life forms for sure yeah I I I think so too I love how it ends by saying word it this way without spreading misinformation Oh my god. In the United States, over 563,000 people are reported missing every year. It doesn't say from where exactly. Right. Denver Airport.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

Calling Denver Airborough. Or the fact that we're both flying soon. We're gonna get like fuck. Stop the customs. Maybe we should wait to air this till after our flight.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Oh my god. Or because we're not flying into the Denver airport, maybe we'll give us free tickets because they're like, oh no, we're gonna get more business. Yeah, right, because we're talking about them. Yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 44:40

Go visit your local Denver airport.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

Fuck. Or don't actually, you know what? Don't. Because that's just so odd.

SPEAKER_04 44:49

I do find it very weird though about the horse with the red eyes. I forgot about that. That's just so weird. It's it's very unsettling. It it really is. One of the four horsemen they say. Where's the other three?

SPEAKER_02 45:12

What airports are they at? Oh my god. I know. Okay. So the four horsemen of the apocalypse are symbolic figures from the Revelation 6 in the Bible representing conquest, war, famine, and death. Which one do you think this one is?

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Death.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

All three. War, famine, and death. So, oh, how weird is this?

SPEAKER_02 45:39

Oh, there's pale black, red, and white, but this one's blue.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

Yeah, name fucking Blucifer. Why would you name the horse Blucifer?

SPEAKER_02 45:49

There's not a better name, like Bluey.

SPEAKER_04 45:51

Yeah. Seriously. Blucifer. Bluecifer, yeah with red glowing eyes. Come the fuck on. And then it says with a hazard sign under it. Important note worth mentioning briefly on air. Some versions of this theory overlap with older harmful conspiracy narratives about secret groups controlling the world. It's good to acknowledge that and keep your discussion responsible. Oh god, is this gonna get a shot? That's fucking creepy.

SPEAKER_02 46:33

That is creepy. Legit hazard side. Briefly on air. Oh my god, AI's on to us now.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

That is fucking creepy.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 46:51

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

Okay, next episode's on wiener.

SPEAKER_04 46:56

Seriously. We're just gonna talk about ditz and maternas next episode.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

The whole time. Before fucking bad energy is put upon us.

SPEAKER_04 47:07

It already is, apparently. Now I'm just gonna fucking my whole phone's gonna crash. They're gonna power my car down on the way home.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

The Secret Service is gonna bust through the doors right now. We're gonna get dragged away. If you're looking for us, we're probably at the Denver Airport. Underground. We'll be screaming. That's fucking creepy. That is creepy. I don't like that. That's fucking weird. You better apologize to your FBI agent on your phone. Sorry. Didn't mean it.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

Didn't mean to strike a cord. This is for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

We're just two coworkers with mic phones and also opinions. And also opinions. Perfect. Opinions.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

So basically, we want to know what you think. If you think the Denver airport.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

And if you've been there, like tell me your experience.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

Yeah, we want to hear your stories if you've ever been there or like what you've seen.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

It's very weird. Also, I recommend probably not going there if you were thinking about it.

SPEAKER_01 48:21

Yeah. Bum bum bum.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

Oh my god. It's yeah, it's scary enough why. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Wait. You know what the rep telling people kind of remind me of? The what? You know when K-pop demon hunters, when they're on the plane before the show in the beginning and they turn into like lizard demons. Yes. Hello.

SPEAKER_04 48:47

It's in your face. Mine? Everyone's. I look like a lizard. No. That is not what I said. It's in your face. Like figuratively. Yeah. Like they put it in our face. Got it, got it.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

Moral of the story. Do not fly into Denver. And if you are gonna fly into Denver, be very careful. Be vigilant.

unknown 49:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

Go into the bunkers. Tell me what you see.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

Try breaking it and let us know what's down. Play as a lizard and then go down there. It's linked to Area 51. Where is Area 51? You should do one on Area 51. I want to know who works there. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 49:30

Like of what kind of militar you know, like, because there's so much military there at Area 51. Just curious. And if they ever what they see. What I want to know is like how these people never talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

Like, I'm sure they're threatened and coerced, but yeah, and they have like signed something and they probably have their family locked up. Yeah, seriously. It's fucking horrible.

SPEAKER_04 50:06

Alright, everybody, what'd you think about that? If you have any ideas for conspiracy theories.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

If you're not following us on Instagram, we will send you to the Denver airport.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

Um the tunnels underground.

SPEAKER_02 50:19

The lizard people will eat you. Probably. If you're the FBI, please click off of this. And don't listen. If you're Donald J. Trump, also click off of this. Now we're fried. This is our last episode until we die.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Don't say that. Sorry. Uh listen to the rest of the episodes. If you haven't, what is this? Nine? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Yeah. Well, it's a good thing it's not number 666. Oh my god. I rebooked. Get your sage out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

Seriously.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

All right, everybody. Thank you for listening.

SPEAKER_04 50:59

See now my ear is ringing.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

Really? Yeah, I swear to God. Donald J. Trump is talking about you. DJT. And just a reminder this podcast is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed therapists, dating coaches, or role models. We're just two coworkers with microphones and opinions.