Episode 10: Tiny Icks, Big Deal

In this episode, we’re talking all things icks—those random, sometimes irrational little things that can take someone from attractive to absolutely not in seconds. We’re sharing our own most unhinged icks, and debating whether some of these are actually valid dealbreakers or just pure delusion.

From the subtle cringe moments to the ones that make you physically recoil, nothing is off limits. You’ll be laughing, judging, and definitely thinking about your own list by the end of it.

Fair warning: you may never look at people the same way again.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of WorkWives. This is Ashi.

SPEAKER_02 0:03

This is just yeah, it is. Fuck yeah. Happy baby. So today's episode, we're doing icks. Icks. Things that give us the ick. So everybody listen up, bitches.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

And fix yourself. If you're on this list, fix it. Change it. Um you're not good enough. Post haze. Oh my god, that was what is that.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

Okay, are you gonna start? Do you want me to start? I do. Ears are probably unhinged.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

They're not too bad. I think they're calm for the most part. There's nothing calm about each. Okay. I my first ick is when people are rude to people that work in customer service.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Ooh, I have one of those too. Mine, I agree. Um, I was gonna say waitresses or waiters. Yeah, I hate that.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Me too. Because what do you get out of that? Also, I used to work in customer service, yeah, and like low-key, I kind of still do because I answer calls from different accounts. And oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

Yeah, people are mad rude for what? Seriously, for literally what? Like when you immediately just get a call and they're just rude right out, or just even being somewhere, and they're like so mean, and it's embarrassing when you're with the person.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

Oh my god, and then you just want to fucking die.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Another one that's like related to like uh waitresses is like when you complain about the food all the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Oh, like people that are like uh this actually wasn't good enough. Like you just try not to pay.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Like you eat the whole thing, and you're like, So there was a herring.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

So actually, I hated every case of this, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

But I ate it all just because.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

I know someone like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

And every that's giving frugal, that's giving stingy, that's giving my god, it's so bad. It's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

I won't go out to eat with them anymore. I can't I can't say who it is, but I I will never go out to eat with them anymore.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

They just don't want to pay.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

It's so bad.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

That's embarrassing, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

It's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

When when like a waitress or a waiter like gets your food wrong, do you correct them?

SPEAKER_02 2:26

It depends. If it was like something I really don't like, or you know, um then I might, but if it's just like onion on my burger, I'll just pick it off. It's not a big deal, yeah. But like if it's you know, like really messed up or like my burger's like bloody, yeah. I I can't I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

Then you would say something.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

I'd probably say I'd like this cooked a little more. I there's a fine line because you're paying so much money for food, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 3:00

But maybe I'm just a really good person because there could be like a raw steak on my plate. I'd be like, this is this looks great, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

Because I don't want them to feel bad, like even though it's well it's not their fault, and I wouldn't feel raw steak, and I would say that this isn't your fault, but but I'm really not one of those people that complain like that.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Yeah, me neither. Even like when you would have dunked in your coffee isn't the right color, I still don't say anything. No again, yeah, just slug that bitch down.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

The same. That's swamp water. My mom sometimes like if they forget something, my mom will go back, obviously, because she paid for it, you know. But there's been a couple like my nephew doesn't eat meat, so like if he gets like a egg and cheese and they put meat on it, she has to go back, you know, because they they fucked it up because he doesn't eat meat.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

Right. I um when I was working at Starbucks, we had this customer and we would have to make it. And if it just tastes a little off, she'd be like, remake it. And I we sat one time and made it seven different times for her.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

Okay, that's just wrong. I I'd be like, you can no longer come here. I wouldn't serve her. I I'd be that person behind the counter that turns around and walks away when they walk in.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

Like go on. I'd be like, I gotta shit. You gotta go take a shit.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

They stand outside the bathroom waiting for you.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

I want you to make my coffee.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

Well, people suck, man. People are just miserable, they really are, and it's so uncomfortable. Like, oh, my aunt came in um for Christmas, and I had to take her to the hotel, and there was a lady in line before us, and we stood there for solid like 15 minutes while this lady argued with the lady behind the counter about her piece of paper and like what was credited and what wasn't. And the lady was like explaining to her, and even I at the point was like, Lady, you're credited, you got it, you know. It was like just go home, and it is she just it was like, Oh my god, it's so exhausting.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

Well, remember when we had that one account?

SPEAKER_02 5:08

Which one?

SPEAKER_01 5:08

The one that kept calling me Ashy, and I thought I hung up the phone. I'm like, Why the fuck don't you keep calling me Ashy? And then he called right back and said, I'm so sorry. I thought you're I mispronounced your name, Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 5:22

That's why I make sure you hang up the phone every time now. Oh my god, that was so humbling.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

I mean, he felt the same way though. He was probably like, Oh my god, yeah, it's how callback.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Thank God we weren't like, what a fucking idiot of your fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Oh my god, that was so embarrassing. That was like months of going back and forth with this guy.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

I did that one time though. Someone called me about uh an account and I was like, Jesus Christ, he's like, You're on speakerphone. I'm like, why the fuck would you do that to me? And like, don't ever do that again.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Um, I make like with the drivers call me and they need a code or something, and I'm like, oh my god, really? I make sure that I'm not on speaker because one time that happened to me. And they were like, luckily, I said something kind of funny because the account started laughing, but I'm like, Can they hear me?

SPEAKER_02 6:16

And they're like, Yeah, I'm like, Yeah, okay, I was it was something and I'm like, Jesus Christ, you know, like what the fuck? You know, he's like, You're on speakerphone. I'm like, you fucking asshole. I am not somebody that you put on speaker. No, me neither. And you know who does it all the time. Yeah, Jason, yeah, he does it all the time. He walks around, literally.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

You know those people in the store that talk on speakerphone? That's Jason, but at work all the time, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

And like, you know, when you're and he sits, you know, in an area where a lot of people can hear him. So if I'm like, I learned that real quick when I have to call him, you know, so now I just fucking put him on speakerphone and I'm like, yeah, say something. I dare you. The dirty nails that's what I was gonna say. If it's like ew, if it's like straight dirt under your nail, like if it's like a really hot mechanic, you know, who like does work on cars and has like grease, you know, yeah, that that's acceptable.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

But like if it's very long nails, or like uh uh one of those like coke fingernails, like the pinky just the pinky slob, or like sniffing coke.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

So, anyways, back to the fucking dirty nails and bad breath.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Yeah, that's terrifying or like being up so close, and like you it's like hard to want to make out with somebody with that. Oh yes, such an ick. The dirty nails, okay, yes, and in different situations, like if he's blue collar, whatever, yeah, but like, yeah, if you're just like dirty, I mean just like net chip dust under there, yeah. Cheetos, cheeto binger nails, then he tries to like finger bang you with cheating. Oh my god, you get a fucking immediate UTI, fire, fire hot, fire hot crotch after that spicy cheeto goochie. Oh my god, could you imagine? I would feel like one of those Doritos Locos tacos from Platinum. No, if you're a man and you are able to and you don't work. Why are you staring at me like that? I'm waiting for you to finish your stuff. I'm staring into your soul when you don't work and you live on the unemployment line. Yeah, that's cringe, like get a job.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

Yeah, at least be actively trying.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

You know, I used to um talk to somebody who didn't have a job, and I said, Why don't you try to get a job? And their answer was, I like what I'm doing right now, which was absolutely nothing.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

So honestly, and how to listen, if I could not work and be able to live, I'd do it.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

Me too. Okay, let me let me rephrase that. Men who can work are not trust fund babies, yeah, and they don't work.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

That that's an egg, that's a huge egg, or are not trying to do anything to work.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

You know, I wish it was like the 1800s where women just do nothing, I know, except for pop their pussy in the kitchen, pop out bad kids, and the men had to work all day long. So thank you, whoever gave us the right to work. I know, right? Appreciate it. Who was it? Probably some fuck, some bitch. My god, I lose my job tomorrow. You walk in, have to get your own firing packet. Oh my mail it out to myself. I can imagine.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

I wonder what this is. It's either insurance or my firing packets.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

That's crazy because I'm still on my mom's insurance, so I know it's not insurance.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

Um all right, what about chewing with mouth open? Like Jason.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

Okay, that bothers me, but what bothers me, even if you have your mouth closed and you're eating like something like like soft, like for instance, a donut with cream in the middle, and you're and I can hear it even though your mouth is closed.

SPEAKER_02 10:42

So I'm like a big gulper. People make fun of me. Like when I drink a sip of water, I'm like, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

Oh god. I kind of like that. Okay, so that's not crazy. No, I pass the test. What do you I wish you would gulp me like? What do you guys I do every day?

SPEAKER_02 11:06

What do you guys think about that?

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Do you like gulping?

SPEAKER_02 11:09

I get yelled at for the way I snap my gum. So I'm an ick to some people.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

I love chewing.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

My boss yells at me all the time. I'll be like in our meetings and I'm like, you know, popping it. And he's like, if you fucking pop that gum over time, I like it. I do too. And you know what I hate though, and I hate it because I can't do it. Like, I can pop it with my tongue, but you know, like when you're just chewing, my mom does it really good. You know, when you're chewing and it like pops while you're chewing it, it like makes a bubble in your cheek. And I'm like, she does it all the time. I'm like, I get so mad because I can't do it. I'll do it every once in a while, and I'm like so proud of myself.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

I like that. I can do it. Of course you can. Okay. Arrogant people, people who think they're awesome, they know everything. Yeah, I hate when people act like I'm dumb.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

Yeah, and they're like I know a couple of those people that treat.

SPEAKER_01 12:07

Why I'm up. I know a few of those people, and they're like trying to explain something to me that I like already effing know.

SPEAKER_02 12:13

And they talk to you like you're literally a child, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

Or like they'll try to like always be right, so that they have to like keep keep digging at it until they find truth in what they said.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

Yeah, I or like they repeat the same thing but in five different ways. You know, just so yeah, but you didn't do this, yeah. But what about this?

SPEAKER_01 12:37

Oh my god, I know.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

Sends me over the edge. Yeah, I don't like when people can't just be like, oh, okay, you're right. You did, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good. They have to like it's so annoying. What about an ick for me is people that don't return their shopping carts? I get really oh yeah, I get really mad about it.

SPEAKER_01 13:01

Like people that just leave it. I see that way too often.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

I know, and like half the time it's like next to their car, yeah, and they'll leave it just like in the middle of the thing.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

I know that's so fucking rude. It's so rude, yeah, and also extremely lazy.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

You ain't lying. It's so fucking annoying. So return your fucking shopping cards, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

You motherfucker, so don't use one. Like basket, yeah, you fucker. Oh my god. A thing, and obviously not all guys do this because who would say this? But when like somebody actively talks about how small their wiener is.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

Like, can you not? Like, I A, I don't want to think about your wiener.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

Yeah, B, stop talking about your small wiener, like ew. Yeah, I don't I don't like that either. It's cringe. Even if you were joking. I know what what dicky do?

SPEAKER_03 14:03

Where your stomach hang out more than your dicky do. Ew, ew. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

Ew. Whitey tighties on men.

SPEAKER_02 14:25

Yeah, I don't it's cringe. It's ick for sure.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

This is okay, this is a really specific ick, but like Hanes underwear on men. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Hanes, like actual Hanes, whitey ties.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

No, like if they're even if they're like briefs. What did you say the other day, briefs? And I was like, ew, I don't call them that. Yeah, I was like, what am I supposed to call them?

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Boxer briefs, I said. Yeah. Um really the brand earlier for you?

SPEAKER_01 14:54

That really gets me.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

Like a t-shirt is fine.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

Okay. That's okay. But where you put your balls is not okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:07

Might as well stick them in a depend. Dude. Haynes underwater.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

What brand is acceptable for you? Like um, like Nike. Oh, or you have to be bougie and have a ton of money.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

PSD or Kelvin Klein.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Yeah, Kelvin Klein.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

That's nice. Yeah, anything that's probably not Haynes or so.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Basically, don't get your underwear from Waltz.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

So honestly, just go commando. Oh, men going commando in like normal work. Grace sweatpants.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

No, but unless it's like gray sweatpants season.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

Yeah, that's fine. What if they have a little wet dream and then they just leave like a dispatch on their pants? Easting. And you see the aw line in their tip right there.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

It's like a little dribble. Oh my god, that's cringe. What about like um what about guys?

SPEAKER_03 16:02

I'm trying to pick up clothes. What about guys that like tuck their shirt in?

SPEAKER_01 16:08

Oh no, that's fine. That's okay. Yeah, unless it's like a I mean like like t-shirts and jean shorts. Fuck no. Get away from me with the jorts. Like long jean shorts. Like okay, John Cena. Yeah. In like a white t-shirt. And they tuck it in on purpose. Oh my god, no. What about Volcro shoe? Are you kidding me? Valcro shoes. That's a grown ass man. Oh my god. Even Crocs. Get away from. Yeah, I don't know what women okay, but a grown ass man. Don't pull up and crocs. That's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

Our uh our biggest fan wears has a pair.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Yeah, and he wears them probably. Rubbers on your feet. Like, okay. Ah I don't even own a pair.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

I don't either. Lila has a pair, but that's it.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

Leo has a pair. Yeah. But they're children. Guys that we're crocs is so fucking cringe, dude. Even Converse get me sometimes. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

I don't really see a lot of men in Converse.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Grown men in Converse, get away from me.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

I guess it depends. I like a nice work boot.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

What about some Nikes?

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Yeah. That'll do it. And some Nikes.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

Yeah. What other shoes are acceptable for men to wear?

SPEAKER_02 17:51

What are those? Like, um, why are you pulling your eye out last night? Um sandals. Like socks with sandals.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Okay, like socks. Those are acceptable.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Oh like Burgen socks, yeah. Yeah. Flip-flops fuck no. No. I mean, if you're like going to the beach. No. Yeah, they have like some, they have a real like leather, like nice leather ones. Those don't bother me. Not like the stupid little flip-floppies like we wear, but like nice flip-flops. And you're going to the beach. No. I'm good with that. My dad wears those. Yeah. To the beach. Yeah. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Maybe my stepmom.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

I'll be your mommy.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Um, fuck no. Uh, let's see what other shoes. Your dad's attractive. Never look at him that way. What a shame. I know. Opportunity missed. Damn. Um, oh my god. What the fuck? What are those shoes called that I hate so bad? Yeah, what are they called? I don't know. I'm trying to think. Give me some shoes that men wear. Um, okay, so whoa. Oh, m vans are fine.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

Vans are good. Okay. Um definitely Nikes. Do you like when men? Definitely. Okay. So no, I personally don't. Like the Ugboot. Ew. Like the like the furry.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Like the slippers.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

I guess it's okay. I wouldn't be like, ew, get away.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

Um, the slippers are fine. Actual like boots boots, no, but they have like the tie ones. Like work boots, no? No.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

Oh, uh the Uggs?

SPEAKER_01 19:54

Yeah. They have like the tie ones. Those aren't that bad. Um, what are their shoes? Like sperry boots are fine. Yeah. Like bean boots.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

I've never seen a man in rubber boots, like rain boots.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

Like hunter boots.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

That would fucking be weird.

SPEAKER_02 20:11

Unless it's like muck boots and you're hunting or something.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

No.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Can you imagine they just pull up in these big rubbers? The rubber stay hunt during sex. But naked, but big rubber. Only huge rubbers, yeah. Um, I think I think everything else is okay. Please make sure your clothes fit. Yeah. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 20:51

Don't have your dickie do hanging over here with a small.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Yeah, I don't want to see your fucking belly button. Um about those grandpa shoes? With the the new balances that are like really trendy right now that kind of look like grandpa shoes.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

Okay, so I like those for women. I think they're cute. And it depends on like the if they're if they really look like the old school like grandpa shoes, no, but they have some they have some nice ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

And if you style them correctly, yeah, and it depends on who the person is.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Um okay, man. I think I've been slandering you for a second. What about like a nice peenie in the winter? Yeah, that's fine. But they have to have like longer hair, I think. You like enough to like come out of the hat a little bit, like not like super long hair, but like enough to come out so you can see it, or else they just kind of look like a little wash, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:57

I guess you're right.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Let's see what else what else what else what about like talking on speakerphone in public?

SPEAKER_02 22:05

Well that doesn't really bother me except when Yeah does it no that doesn't really bother me because honestly sometimes I do it on speakerphone in public yeah like in the middle of the grocery store yeah I don't care and you're like what the fuck or like how about when guys beg what like oh can you please send me pictures please please yeah please that's cringe where they're like begging for it like sometimes I'll look it on like bag yeah yeah yeah then you're asking for it yeah but I don't really say that that often at all no but like if they're just like all the time repeatedly just constantly asking you for a photo yeah yeah that don't do that that's cringe I agree I agree oh my god you know what I hate lol like in text lol what why you're just mad because you do it like I don't care when it comes from you but like I do it all the time no you're like lol like I'll tell just something funny as fuck and she'll be like lol and you mean letters you mean just like lol and that's it nothing else and when she tells me something funny it's lm oh and I'll cap the letters whatever okay who tries harder for this relationship oh my god I'll do lol and a crying laughing emoji yeah or just dismissing me or oh my god from now on I'm just gonna get up and go ha ha ha please do I'm going to I'm gonna come in with balloons and everything when so well her office is literally right across from the hall from mine she'll be like lol I don't even hear a little bit of a laugh so I know she bullshitting I sit there and I'm like all right wasn't that good I guess oh my god sometimes I'll do L-M-A-O-O laugh my ass off I'm going through our text messages again I'm just gonna make it a very big point or the one word answers that sounds more gas I do that on purpose sometimes to people never to you but Jess was telling me something the other day about a driver and I was like oh my god and she goes yeah okay here's another one oh my god I told Jess that that was a lot of sucking and she goes l-mao oh oh that's acceptable see because you sent two text messages after that yeah oh she sent me one girl I would have been fingered by now I said yes she goes lol oh my god I can't stand you oh my god I did not say that oh I was asking her what to say one day and she's like send an emoji and I remember you put ill I said that's lame oh you go lol lowercase the letters oh my god see yeah and here I am thinking I'm over the top when I put three laughing crying faces I'm over the top and not well now I know that thank you for communicating your feelings with me properly yes you're welcome I'm glad we could do this for the audience oh my god okay your turn okay um do I do anything that's not you over the edge no come on dig oh god we might be here a minute no how about when I start a conversation with you in your office and I just start walking okay that I ate she will come in I'm not kidding someone else did that the other day and I go okay ashi who was that they were in my I heard you say my name and they they literally like turned around and walked out like they were paranoid like someone was coming around the I'm like okay ashi I'm like really or like in mid-sentence oh my god you know what Jason does it send me over the edge he'll like tell me something and walk out of my office and then answer from the middle hallway I'm like if you were on done talking why not you just say conversation maybe it was cheeks no I can't remember who it was that's fucking hilarious yeah I hate when you do that she'll literally be in my office like telling me the freaking a crazy story or like you know just shit talking like and leave me on fucking a cliffhanger and she'll turn around and run out when she thinks someone's coming it's like okay talk to you never see you later we started calling each other on the phone or we have to call each other now or trace time yeah I'm smoking we're our offices are literally like not even three feet apart from anything no I tried doing code duty the other day because I heard someone comment what the fuck was a code I was like he was still like anything I would probably would have been like it made it to you I know I I think you did give me one of those faces you're like and then all of a sudden you're like uh talking to somebody else my god you're back Delilah on the radio I fucking hate that Delilah on the radio how she talks like this I know so now we're gonna do this talk about our blessings oh an ick I have another egg it's so random missed match socks yeah that's so cringe to me I really hate that grown men actually do that is that well I mean for anybody my kid does that once in a while thanks I'm I'm glad I'm kidding for kids it's okay oh my god with the ick on your face there was this girl I used to know and she was like she would always wear mismatch socks and she used to think that was so awesome and that she was so cool that she did that and she'd be like yeah I don't care I just wear miss mismatch socks no I'm like stop uh uh no that that's cringe to me I don't know why people that clap when the plane lands hey I do that a couple times so many starts and you just have to continue it's such a white person thinks too plane lands a lot I feel like you don't have everybody's standing ovation give a round of oh my god that's embarrassing now that we're talking about it ew I'm in my fucking Hawaiian t-shirt my Bermuda shorts and a fanny peg it's an AI band sended to me her sunscreen on her nose oh my fucking god oh my god a neck pillow that that cringes me out neck pillows on the place oh my oh my god yeah that's fucking hilarious I think I'm every single fucking ick uh I wanna see I'm gonna have a man on here and say what are your ix for women yeah I know text somebody right now get them on the line say what are your icks for women and then put it up to the mic okay hi daddy oh Jesus we're recording right now we're recording we're recording right now shot off for a minute we're recording right now and we're doing uh icks like things that make us go ick give me three icks that give you the ick for women three icks something that women do that are ick um today on the spot right now let's see here your turn's almost up you have 30 seconds i have 30 seconds all right yeah so basically red flags kind of okay well umes that think the should don't stay period back to my number one um the ones that at ghetto the white girls at ghetto wing fresh sashy um the third one i i don't know fine two is two will suffice thank you for your service you're welcome bye okay you gotta do one now because i did the plane clapping that was totally you okay cringe something that's cringe something that's cringe okay okay oh yeah delivering the radio i can't even say this is cringe because i do it but make everything inappropriate like perverted everything but i do that yeah so maybe i'm my own ick probably no that was lame next yeah especially well if they're not like acting different in front of friends oh i hate that i fucking hate that that gives me the ick so bad i hate that um like influencers that like set something up you know and you know it's fake it's like ew yeah i don't like that man influencers that don't like have like a specific niche yeah that that's kind of cringe yeah like okay you got like your workout guys your fucking hunting guys right conspiracy theory guys that like die but if you have no niche and you just do like it's niche right not niche yeah um hopefully hopefully or else I just gonna go fucking polo um yeah that's cringe that's an ick I actually yeah what about why am I doing all these your turn sorry um another ick when you mother we're podcasting right now sorry sorry okay so all right um also we're doing an episode on icks so do you want to tell us what your ic are when my daughter behaves irrationally my icks like something about when when people chew their food with their mouth no something better than that no that's a good one and we did that one though yeah we did that one so a better one okay do how specifically towards me my ix towards you yeah like what's something you do that really fucking bothers you that you do um nothing really oh so I'm perfect what a good mom I didn't say that um I can't think of anything maybe oh I don't want to is it premarital coitus that I do no oh period she loves that I do it here folks do you have any icks about your other children no i don't really have ics about any of you guys i know you're lying now what a good mom she's bullshitting you that's okay there's something that we do that just sends her over the edge um i don't think so i don't think so how about when we you oh my fucking god when we used to steal your Cadbury eggs that you would hide that I would hide we're not even that good anymore yeah no right the recipe that was a yes or no question oh no no not terribly um I guess maybe because you guys didn't really help out around the house I put my half of the dishes away wow are you kidding me the boys have quite literally never touched a vacuum in their whole entire lives you still claim Michael's apartment once every two weeks okay I think that's pretty much it who do you think turned out the best oh my god stop doing that to her don't answer that and so if you had you say me I'm not gonna let them feel any other way you guys are also working on yourselves good answer not a good answer don't look at me say me as long as you just keep improving yourself there making yourself a better person right stop it I feel like we're on Delilah on the radio right now you know that James girl that goes it's Delilah on the radio I don't know what not using there there there correctly or your and your yeah I know I'm a big your one I agree like you like you are yeah no like I use it correctly and I hate like I used to not care about that but now I do yeah I hate that or how about when guys misspell things yeah as long as they correct it I know we talked about this one and I think it was in a red flag no I don't know if it was in a red flag why do you sound so weird now why are you dying out like far away or something really did it change the audio what do I really sound far away now you sound better oh I suppose being a little bit quiet once in my life um I think we talked about this in another episode but I said when men trip oh my god like stumble over their feet what if they're like really attractive though and like they just accidentally trip will you be like ew I'd be like oh my fucking god I wish I never saw that in my whole entire life oh please please go away or how about um I was just you know um when my friends started to like somebody I used to say okay now imagine them shitting on the toilet dude get the ick oh my god now think of somebody that you like now imagine them pooping and it's like a really hard poop and they're like pushing for their life I don't want to imagine that stop this bubble is just blowing out oh my god someone come get her somebody come get her what if what if the guy only has one pair of shoes I thought you were gonna say one testicle I would say one but how would I know um only one pair of shoes ew what are they don't even tell me flip flops or crocs yeah no way no we're just saying what if ew or how about when guys have really small feet yeah I think that's weird when a guy has like small feet yeah I don't yeah yeah no how about thin lips on a man that would send me over the edge you're like really thin lips like paper thin that's cringe right yeah I agree what about bald headed no bald headed is fine do you know who Johnny sins is no porn star no I think he's bald googling going porn hub and then Google Johnny sins I'm just gonna see like is he the one with like the biggest cock in the world no you know who Ron Jeremy is okay I'm not that closeted all right what's his name johnny sins johnny sins he's a porn star yeah let me see oh he's hot he's only 47 he's cute he's bald headed yeah he's cute what's your favorite performance that Ron Jeremy has done oh my god I didn't know he was in movies too really you knew he was in a movie yeah I've only seen his other work apparently let's just say I haven't seen his other work I've only seen him he was on a show too what I can't remember he was on a movie he was on a show probably picking uh like one of those reality shows ew yeah he's disgusting ew his nickname is the hedgehog ew really maybe because he's a hog that plays in your hedge what about a guy who's like a really dry texter but super talkative in person or vice versa I hate that but I'd rather them be a better talker in person than in text but then over text I feel like I'm just bothering you.

SPEAKER_01 41:00

Yeah what I mean yeah yeah yeah um also what if you decided to become a porn star one day and you're like okay you know your first video you make a million dollars okay yeah but I have to give you the person and it's Ron Jeremy would you do it?

SPEAKER_02 41:15

No for a million dollars you'd probably split me wide open now I'm gonna have to look up his wiener now you're bringing me to that what's your take on if you go out on a date and the guy I know like women probably do this but the guy orders like really expensive food and drinks just like the whole shebang and then once you just split the bill and you got like a salad I would be like what the fuck I'd be like ew I would probably never talk about this yeah I'd be like this is Dutch treat. Do you know what Dutch treat is no it's where you pay for yourself oh really I don't Dutch street no just in general if you go out to someone and they say it's Dutch street means you everyone pays for themselves.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

Oh that's gay well um or how about when a guy actively checks his bank account in front of you and they're like oh yeah I can I can spot that this week ew isn't that cringe ew just do it secretly and don't you don't have to vocalize it don't don't do that especially if you're not like together like you're just like stop talking so far away oh what sorry I can barely hear don't spank me daddy don't spank me what about if you what about if you are seeing a guy and you go over to his house and he has a blow up mattress on the floor are you kidding me or just a mattress on the floor no bed frame okay a mattress okay a blow up mattress be so for real or what if he's like hold on let me go get the bed already and he just turns it on and starts fumbling to it and then you go to like sit on it and it like deflates a little bit or what if he's really small if he's on one side he sit down and he fucking flies across the room I would oh my god I would die or what if he's like I want a cookie dinner and you go over and he gives you like uh paper plate plastic silverware that really wouldn't bother me I don't expect much from that honestly so um oh that's so funny oh my god what if a guy gives you a sweatshirt and he's like smaller than you and oh my god I would do one of those like old school golfing sweaters and just tie it around my neck it's like you want a tank top is blizzard and

SPEAKER_03 44:00

I wouldn't even attempt to put it on. I'd be so embarrassed. I would be like, what are you doing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

We need to stop at the store. A crop sweatshirt. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 44:09

Oh my god. Um what about if they only have one towel? Like you go to their house and like you want to shower and they only have one towel.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

Oh, and it's just damp as fuck and musty, crusty. Yeah. There's like white all over it. And he also uses it to wipe his mouth after he brushes his teeth. Okay, that would send me over the edge. I'm getting ill. That's freaking me out right now.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Oh. Or like if you have a fridge and you have like no food or drink in it except for like just beer.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

See, that wouldn't bother me.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

Like, I don't know if they didn't have any food or anything at their house but beer.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Yeah, that's like such a man thing to do.

SPEAKER_02 44:53

No, that's like a frat boy thing to do.

SPEAKER_01 44:55

Oh. Grow up. Right. Grow up. Yeah, and get have some sirloins in there, motherfucker. Yeah. And greens. And snacks. And corn on the cob. And fruit. Don't do yogurt though. I feel like that's a really woman thing to eat. What?

SPEAKER_02 45:10

I think like shit. Okay, Jason's a whole different level. What about men that like are fit or like who are into like protein and like and they eat a yogurt? That does not bother me.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

That that's cringe to me. Like, don't oh open your Chobani flippin' for me.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

Okay, that's cringe. Oh, that's fucking hilarious. Or like how Jason walks around the whole office eating his lunch. He comes in and shakes the salad in my face.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Then he comes. He's like, eats into mine.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

Yeah. He's like, I guess what I have for lunch today. I'm like, let me guess the salad again.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

He knows very well when he has tuna for lunch. He is not allowed in my office.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Oh, that's just I like tuna, but that shit stank. You like tuna? I like your tuna.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

Okay. I mean that's different. I mean, yes, you can. Let's dip right. But please don't tell the world it's tuna. Uh tell them it's fresh baked grandma's cookies. Yeah. Compare my vagina to your grandmother's cookies.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

How about just a cookie, not my grandmother's cookies?

SPEAKER_00 46:15

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

What about a guy who's like in his 40s and wants to go back to college and live on campus?

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Ew. How about somebody that actively posts about their political stance all the fucking time?

SPEAKER_02 46:29

I can't stand that. I cannot stand that. Oh, me neither. I cannot stand that.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Like, I know I should care about politics, but honestly, what is you shouldn't? What am I gonna do about it? Bro, we vote and our votes don't even matter. They really don't matter.

SPEAKER_02 46:44

I don't vote. I haven't voted for years.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

I'm not even registered to vote.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

Good for you, doll. Not going to. Your vote doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_01 46:50

I don't feel like it.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

My mother's been an avid voter her entire life, and she's not even voting next.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

It it doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Because you know what? We don't even get to pick. Like, it's not like, oh, if a million of us pick yada yada yada.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Um it's all rigged, anyways.

SPEAKER_01 47:09

The electoral college still has the last say, so our votes really don't matter. So why are we even doing all that?

SPEAKER_02 47:14

Literally doesn't matter. What about a guy who doesn't know how to do anything? Like, as far as like um like basic standard things at a house, like or living, like a guy that like, yeah, like who doesn't know how to like I don't know, fix something. Like, and I don't mean like electrical, because that's pretty involved, but like a guy who's just like I have no idea, like I'm not, I'll have someone do it. Just because they don't have any sort of idea, yeah, on how to do any of that. Like, can't even hang can't even use a drill and hang a picture. Okay, that's embarrassing. That's straight ick, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

That's ick.

SPEAKER_02 48:01

Give me a man's man, a manly man. Who knows how to do all that? Who could like build a house in the woods out of like brush?

SPEAKER_01 48:15

How about men that love camping?

SPEAKER_02 48:18

That is not an ick, and you knew I was gonna say that.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

Fuck it. You can actually just pitch a ton here if you don't idiot.

SPEAKER_00 48:29

Pitch your tent. Pitch your tent.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

How about what if somebody just has like a raging boner in their word pants and it's just like sticking out?

SPEAKER_02 48:42

I don't know. I guess it depends on what they look like.

SPEAKER_01 48:45

And ew. Sorry, I had to.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

I had to. I'd if if I saw that, I'd be like, Can you go into Ashi's office? She has a question for you.

SPEAKER_01 48:59

I would have been like, I would have been like, just go immediately, get your friend, get your friend. How about guys that think it's funny to be mean?

SPEAKER_02 49:12

To be mean? Yeah, yeah, that's kind of icky. Yeah, like if you're teasing and joking and like make a funny joke, but when you're constantly just mean to a girl because you think it's like cute, I didn't ew, don't do that. That's so gross. Yeah, no, and you know who I think does that?

SPEAKER_01 49:31

Yeah, because he's a cock and a cuck, also. I don't know about cucks. What do you think about cucks?

SPEAKER_02 49:37

No, cucks are cucks. There's too there's too many of them.

SPEAKER_01 49:43

I I like that word cuck. I do too.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

I use it a lot. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

Me too. I've work when somebody passes by, I'm like, oh my god, they're a cuck. Yeah, I gotta stop saying that though why calling people cucks at work? Who cares? Not me, apparently. Who gives a shit? Would you rather be the bull or the cuck? The what? The bull or the cuck. What does that mean? So, like a bull is the person that's doing the fucking and the cuck is watching the fucking.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

I guess it would depend on what I'm fucking.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

Would you ever date somebody? It's like I want a cuck. Is that really what that means? I never knew that that yeah, like the a cuck is like somebody that sits there and watches you get fucked by somebody else.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

What that's like the real definition. Oh my god, I use that term way too much, way too loosely to not know what that means.

SPEAKER_01 50:53

You need to get more into porn.

SPEAKER_02 50:55

Apparently, I didn't know there was weight is on my shoulders right now. Really? We're just gonna do an episode one week of all porn terminology.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

Us reacting to porn. Next video.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

Oh, I like that idea.

SPEAKER_01 51:06

Can you imagine if that was it? I like I like why is it not legal? I mean, like they want to see what we're like reacting to, probably.

SPEAKER_02 51:15

Well, they can hear it. It's legal, it's on the fucking internet.

SPEAKER_01 51:21

Oh my god, we probably I don't know. I feel like we get into trouble.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Why by watching porn together and laughing about it?

SPEAKER_01 51:32

If you want to watch more than me, just say that. And we can reinvent the scenes. Okay, no pressure, none whatsoever.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

What about someone who wears sunglasses indoors for no reason all the time?

SPEAKER_01 51:46

Well, you're probably either fucked up, hung over or on coke. Or on coke. There's no in between, so I don't really care about that. I think it kind of looks mysterious. Some people think it's rude. I don't think it's rude.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

No, I don't think it's rude either.

SPEAKER_01 52:03

Um, what about oh my god, you know what I hate when you're like telling your drama to a man and they're like dismissing it? Like you guys are so dramatic. Yeah, like it's it's okay. You guys just no, give me I'm like, no, like I'm gonna fucking rammed this bitch by her hair. I know. I want you're telling us I want feedback, real feedback. Tell me she's a dirty whore and I'm awesome.

SPEAKER_02 52:26

Uh what about a guy that bites his nails or girl? Guy or girl.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

That doesn't bother me. Ew. As it's supposed to. Oh. I think it's gross. Really?

SPEAKER_02 52:38

Yeah. You have fucking parasites under your fingernails.

SPEAKER_01 52:44

What about the man?

SPEAKER_02 52:45

What about a guy that has a beard and like doesn't take care of it?

SPEAKER_01 52:48

How do they not take care of it? Like they don't brush it? Yeah, like like they got food stuck in it. There's like crumbs. Oh my god, there's little mice. Crabs. Oh yeah. Face pubes, crabs. Um yeah, it's cringe, like whatever.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

Yeah. But what about what about people who only microwave their food? That doesn't bother me. Ugh. Cook a fucking meal. Or what if people like uh people who microwave fish in the office?

SPEAKER_01 53:29

Ew. I don't like fish, so anything involving fish is disgusting. How about um guys that get those HelloFresh packages? That seems a little fruité to me.

SPEAKER_02 53:45

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Maybe I'm just jealous that I can't afford that. The HelloFresh. I've heard mixed reviews by me too. Um what about like people with excessive filters versus real?

SPEAKER_01 54:01

Like they never oh my god, you guys that only post photos if there's a filter on it?

SPEAKER_02 54:05

Yeah, like just filters ever. That's cringe city, especially when they're good looking.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

Well, I'm not too good looking. Oh my god, is there any cars that I could do out that guys done?

SPEAKER_02 54:17

I was gonna ask you that. A silver little SUV.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

Um, what about minivans?

SPEAKER_02 54:30

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 54:31

For some reason, I think when guys drive an SUV, that's my dad drives on SUV. Sorry, dad. Um, a little a little what? Like is that your wife's car kind of thing? What? A guy driving an SUV. Stop playing with it.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

I no, that does not bother me. What about orange stupid ugly little cars?

SPEAKER_00 54:56

What who the f I got it's popping right now?

SPEAKER_01 55:04

I'm like, who yeah, I I don't know, like there are a little like pumpkin character. Who goes to a dealership and is like, I want the orange one? Come on. It was on sale. Ben, I'm not talking about you, buddy. Oh, I feel some type of way because I said something about the color orange. Ben, yeah. Um, how about yeah, I don't know, SUVs. Look at orange cars. That's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

You are talking about someone driving an SUV. No, there's some nice SUVs out there.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Yeah, but like a mom SUV.

unknown 55:54

My god.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

Um No, you cannot say that for some reason I have a tough time with Mustangs too. Or sports cars.

SPEAKER_02 56:04

But um What about wearing shoes in the house?

SPEAKER_01 56:13

I don't care about that. I could I literally lay in my bed with my shoes on. What? Oh my god. When I would come home from school when I was younger, I'd have my shoes on, my winter jacket on, and just lay in my bed. Oh my god. Um yeah, no, that doesn't really freak me out. How thou? Guys that don't drink beer or like hard liquor. Like they stick to like the the RTDs, the ready to drinks.

SPEAKER_02 56:42

And like that's all they'll ever drink? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:51

Um if that's if they won't if they won't ever touch like a mixed drink or a beer ever, and they're like, yeah, I'll take a white claw.

SPEAKER_01 57:00

I'll take a fucking sericide. I'll take a truly up my ass. Um explosion in my head.

SPEAKER_02 57:12

Yeah, but like, oh my god. The RTDs that have like real vodka in it. It's okay. Is there ones with fake vodka? Well, there's malt and then there's like real vodka. Malt is chocolate.

SPEAKER_01 57:24

Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

Um that doesn't bother me. But if they're just like, yeah, I'll just drink like a white cloth, then that's kind of yeah. I'll take the low calorie one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:42

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 57:43

What about a guy who like only eats like salad?

SPEAKER_01 57:47

Oh my god. Like we'll never eat like Oh, you're gonna hate my Big Mac body then. Body made by Big Mac. I'll eat all your food for you. Salad? Like, is it just like lettuce? Yeah. Like, is there chicken in it? No. I could go for a fucking chicken salad.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

Yeah, chicken salad. Slap.

SPEAKER_01 58:10

Um I'm trying to think of something that's cringe that men eat. Mustard. I like mustard. You're not helping me prove my point here. Relic relish. Like relish? No. Oh, I thought you were saying. I do not. Um my god, you know what's cringe? Like when guys walk around with like liquor bottles and drink right out of the liquor bottle. I don't know why that's cringe. Yeah, I don't like that. How about guys that think they can get every single woman? They're so egotistical. But like they can't.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

No. Yeah. It's a hard no for me. That's cringe. Um what about music? Is there like a music that would give you the ick that a guy listens to?

SPEAKER_01 59:06

Um, I don't think so. Maybe like opera. Like classical piano music. Yeah, no. That would probably is there any music that would print you out?

SPEAKER_02 59:21

No.

SPEAKER_01 59:23

How about guys that only listen to rap?

SPEAKER_02 59:26

No. Uh yeah, I mean have a wide variety. It wouldn't be an ick, but it would be like like more of like a nuisance-y kind of nuisance.

SPEAKER_01 59:39

Yeah. There's so many things that cringe me out. Like that picture of me right there.

SPEAKER_02 59:47

I what about a guy whose gas lights on and like waits till the last second to get gas? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 59:59

I don't think that would cringe me out. I'm trying to think of real life experience. You know what? That doesn't cringe me out, but if he was stuck on the side of the road because he never got gas, that would cringe me out. I was trying to think of real life experience. Oh my god. Or even when like the drivers would call and say that they were stuck and Tony had to come pull them out. That would cringe me out. I'm like, you are driving this big ass rig and stuck. I'm like, be so fucked up. And how the fuck would he get them out? He pulls them out with his in the white truck, yeah. In the big rigs? He he's pulled Joe out like four times.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:32

Mm-hmm. Joe's, what about a guy that like makes you order your own drink at a bar?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

Oh, that's fine. I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

Yeah, I guess it wouldn't bother me, but I'd prefer someone to be like, what would you like? What do you want to drink? Like, I'll pay for it, but like at least ask me what I want.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:54

Oh, yeah. All right, everybody. Can you guys agree with any of those icks? Tell us what your icks are. Are you guys a cuck or a bull? Take our online quiz to see which one you are.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:06

I thought you were gonna say take our online course.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:13

Our next episode. I was gonna say, I was gonna say this one's gonna get us like kicked off.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

Our next episode will be dissecting porn.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:26

So come along with us. Tell us which episodes we should watch. OG Mudbone versus the tennis player, or what?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:32

Give us your favorite porn. And we'll watch it and then dissect it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:38

And then we will react it out at the end of the video. Exactly. And when we're unemployed tomorrow, um just kidding. Okay. Just a reminder this podcast is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed therapists, dating coaches, or role models. We're just two coworkers with microphones and opinions.

unknown 1:02:04

Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:06

Yeah. You're so perfect. Oh baby. Oh yeah. Meet a lake.