Episode 12: The Male Perspective: Icks Edition

This week, we asked guys one simple question: what gives you the ick? From oddly specific turn-offs to absolutely unhinged answers, nothing was off limits. We react to the funniest, pettiest, and most controversial male icks — and some of them honestly caught us off guard. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe question everything. 🎙️💀

Transcript

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Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Workwise Uncensored. This is Ashi. This is Jess. So today, instead of us telling you our eggs, we actually asked some people that we know what their eggs are.

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Men, preferably. Yes. It was all men. We wanted to hear from men.

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And then you are so lame with these answers. Some of these answers are I don't know. I said I got a couple.

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Yeah, boring ones. I got a couple good ones. But honestly, like no one said anything. It was all like um kind of not vague, but like normal everyday things. No one's it wasn't like it wasn't like you know sticking a finger in the butt and choking.

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Yeah. I'm sure men hate when they get a finger in the butt and then they have to smell it. They didn't say that, so you guys must love it. You must love it. Uh you like it. Probably.

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All right. You want to start us off, baby? Sure.

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So I first have people that are spotty texters, but when you're together, they're always on their phone.

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Oh, that's a good one.

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That is a really good one. You're not the answer. Yes, we said that.

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Um, let me think here. We can't put their name in here.

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This one we can. We have before.

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Jason.

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Yeah. Really?

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Isn't that a good one? Okay. Okay.

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I can agree with that.

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She said this one, but this name we can. This one we can. Doug giveaway. Now that he's listening. Hi Jason.

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Hey Jason, what's up? We love you.

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That was a good one. I like that answer.

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Very like a lot of thought was coming to that.

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When you're on Tinder, okay, and a woman has her profile that says, if you're holding a fish in your picture, just wipe off.

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That's an egg friend.

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Yeah.

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Does he have those kind of pictures?

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Uh, I don't think it's like his main picture, but he does have them.

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That's an egg. That's hilarious.

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Yeah. I don't that wouldn't bother me. Like if a guy had like a fishing. I I do know that like when we looked them up for women just to get like an idea of what other women's were, there was one of those that was like men with profile dating pictures with fish in it. I was like, that doesn't it mean it has a hobby, like right. It doesn't bother me.

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I think men with cars says their profile picture is more ick.

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Yeah, I'd agree. It really doesn't bother me. Like I'm not on it, but like if I was and some guy had that, you know, I'd be like, whatever.

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Right.

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So his is if a woman like on Tinder says that.

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And her bio, there's probably a lot of people that say that.

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I would think so.

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Which is dumb.

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Yeah. Okay, what's your next one?

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Okay, this one is kind of funny to me. When girls ask to go for a run or go to the gym.

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What?

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Right.

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Why?

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I was very confused. I don't know. He just said that that was one of his.

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If they asked permission or like if you want to go on a run together?

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Like that was an active or go to the gym together? Or go to the gym together.

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Really?

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Yeah, that's what I said to him. I'm like, really? I'm like, I honestly would probably never fucking ask anybody that. But I was like, that's kind of crazy.

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I mean, I would just to like You would say let's go on a run together? I don't run. But the gym, hell yeah. I'd be like, you want to go to the gym together? And that's an egg for him. Okay, I need more detail on this. Is it like a girlfriend that might say that or it's like ew, or like a girl you're talking to and she's like, oh, do you want to go work out together?

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Either way, what I don't I don't know. It was very confusing. He goes, When girls ask me to do anything athletic with them, like go for a run or the gym. Mind you, his girlfriend literally plays across.

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Okay, so is he like into the gym?

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I don't know. I'm so confused. I don't know.

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That's yeah.

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It was odd. That's okay.

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That's a confusing one to me.

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That's a nice thank God.

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I know, right? Um, okay. Another one was women who basically vlog their day as if anyone gives a flying fuck on Snapchat or Instagram or Facebook. Like you're not a celebrity, uh, no one gives a fuck. It's the most cringe attention-seeking behavior. Women are 10 times more guilty than men at this. And I have to agree with this statement.

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Me too. That feels very strongly about that. Oh my god.

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Very strong about it.

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If I was famous, but I have to agree. If okay, I would love to do that now, but then just like vlog your little be like, ew, you're annoying. Yeah, okay.

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I don't know. I I don't think I could I could ever be like that. Like my whole day, like shaking my supplement bottle.

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Here's me getting in trouble at work. Yeah, guys, I'm gonna quit.

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Here's me taking my vitamins, here's me cooking dinner, here's me pissing.

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Yeah, here's me spinning the disc. I'm sure they'd pay to watch that, but maybe they'd be interested if I was doing that said.

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I'm sure that's great.

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Yeah, I can see how that's annoying because when men do it, it's cringe.

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Yeah, I agree.

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Okay, when a girl says I'm just a girl after doing something stupid, I do that. Uh no, you don't. I'm just a girl. I don't do anything stupid. Exactly. So, like the one time I do, I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl. I love that.

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Do girls really say that a lot? Really? I'm just a girl. I'm just a man. I'm manly mad. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Um, okay, also when women, another like dating profile one where they're like, must be over 5'10, own a house, own a car, and make X amount. And I'm like when girls say that, yeah.

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And I'm like, women really do that, and they're usually the women that are like so repulsive, have six children, yeah, six different baby dads.

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Yeah. Oh yeah.

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Yeah, that's annoying because also very bold to put in your Tinder profile.

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I know. I'm like, why are you? I mean, I'm all for preference, but Jesus, right?

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How many people are over 5'10 that are on Tinder? Are what have a job, own their own home, own their own home, have their own car, like yeah, and are over 5'10.

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I mean, I'm sure there's probably actually a decent amount, but maybe not the own your own home thing. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, maybe not. I don't know. I feel like that's pretty shallow.

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Okay. Bad slash crazy sounding laughs.

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Oh god, they hate me.

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No, you don't have a bad laugh, and it's not crazy sounding, it's adorable. Okay, maybe like that's like that's like that, probably.

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Do I have a bad laugh? No, I love your laugh. I love I love your laugh. Really? I I fucking love it. I adore it so much. Seriously, I love it. It just it geeks me out even more even more when you do it. Oh, thank God. It does. He'd hate me. He'd be like, God, your laugh is so loud and annoying.

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No, it's not annoying. It's a little bit loud. Like, it's not bad or crazy.

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Okay, thank God. That's okay, fair enough. Like, I'm trying to think of like somebody's laugh who's just like, oh my god.

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Like, I could not be with because I'll make a lot of jokes.

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Yeah, with somebody who has a bad laugh.

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Stop. I know. I would never be funny again.

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Uh um, and ick is for this person is when you ask someone where they want to eat, and the you choose, I don't know who you pick literally shoots down every option until you land on where she wants to go. But that's me. I do that. I think all women do that, so you have to accept that one. Sorry, you don't get that one.

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Like, from my point of view, this is probably everyone's point of view, but like I want to pick something, and then they're like, uh, okay, and then they don't sound excited about it. But if they suggest it after like 20 tries, yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah. But I've been better. I've been like, what are you feeling? Like Italian, Mexican, it's still it's just hard to pick.

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Oh, okay. That is funny.

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Okay, this next one says, putting out people that put down strangerslash talk shit about people across the room.

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I agree with that one.

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Okay, if I'm talking shit about somebody, it's probably not a stranger. Yeah, okay. Eh, no. We if I see something in the street, I'm like, Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not gonna say it to their face. Maybe I'll think it in my head. Come on, we all know that.

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I know.

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Not one person can say they've never done that before in their lives.

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I think it's more like if you and I were sitting here and like this person was observing it, and we're just like, oh my god, look at that. Yeah, that's just me.

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Ew. And I've never done this like a friend, like yeah, me neither. Look at her. Yeah, no, I we'd give each other a look.

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Yeah, yeah, like but not, and you know what each other's thinking, so you don't have to say it.

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She don't even have to talk about it.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, this person must be fucking Mother Teresa because uh whatever.

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Okay, is it my turn? I don't know how many people or women this this guy has been around that has done this, but he said screamers or when they go, oh yeah, oh my god, or something like that on every stroke. It's the absolute worst, super obnoxious. Oh my god, and I think that's why they created a ball gap for.

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Oh my god, are you the first one to say a perverted one? That's crazy. I know. I wasn't me this time, I know, right? Hey, oh yeah, like oh yeah. That doesn't sound natural.

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No, and it's like every stroke. Uh yeah, I mean Jesus. I don't know what kind of women do that. Okay, or who he's like hanging around that does that, but women don't do that. Or screamers, he's inscream, maybe like yeah, maybe just like really loud, obnoxious women. I can be loud. Maybe you're just doing a great job, buddy. Damn, that's funny.

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Okay, okay, girls who aren't from the city, but then they like move to the city and then try to be hood.

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Oh, I can see that. I can see that, yeah.

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Like as a girl who's not interested in girls, okay. That's I don't really care, but yeah, as a man, like that could be like yeah, like this, yeah, yeah.

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I can see that. That'd be kind of like yeah, icky, yeah, not being like their authentic self. Um girls that go back to their exes a million times, yeah. We get it. The 27th time is a charm.

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Hey, uh you know all about them. Oh my god. Easy route, I guess. You're gonna have to relearn somebody, yeah, but 27 times.

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I mean, come on.

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Yeah, it's a little excessive.

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Yeah, for real. Oh my god, I agree with that.

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Yeah, armpet hair and women are just it's disgusting.

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Women that like just don't shave their and we're not talking like you don't have a man and it's like winter and you don't shave, but like I don't know, I do find it kind of skeevy, like I'm all for like all natural, you know, but there are ways to like you know, women that don't use deodorant or like or like you know, they want to be all natural.

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I used to work with this girl and she used to wear um tank tops and she her fucking armbush would just be popping, dude. Yeah, like that freaks me out a little bit.

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Yeah, I think it would send me more for armpit hair than it would like leg hair on a woman. Like it's like whatever. Oh thank god.

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Oh thank god. Can you imagine just like being a guy and like going to do sex with a woman and she just like lifts her arms up like this?

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And then it's like like we braid my armpit hair, honey.

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Oh my god, yeah, that freaks me out too, but that's a good one.

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I agree. Um, this person said posting too much selfies, uh, too many. He's like, There's gotta be a limit, not 12 selfies a day.

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Oh, I have to agree.

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Like, you can post a selfie here and there, like that's cute, but I special feeling yourself, yeah.

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Once a day is good, fit of the day, yeah, and like a selfie, maybe like a mirror selfie and like a fitty selfie and like put into a collage or something is okay.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, I think that's good, honestly. Like, they're probably pretty cool when think of that.

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Oh my god.

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For real. Yeah, but that's annoying because there's somebody like I follow this one influencer on Snapchat, just the one, and she every time she gets dressed, it's like 18 different photos in a row. I'm like, come on, yeah, that's a little much, like we saw it the first time. I know I could just unfollow her, but you won't. All right, someone said rubbing teeth against fork when eating, and I have to agree because that's the worst sound.

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It is, yeah. Like nails on a chalkboard doesn't bother me. Oh, it does mean it sends me. Really? Actually, you know what bothers me? That actually doesn't bother the eraser on the chalkboard sends me. Okay, you know, like those notebooks that have like the um oh yeah, you go that I'm like I like twitch over it. I hate like um I can handle chalkboard like a metal bowl with a fork. Really? Oh my yeah, see that's how I am with the notebook.

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Really? I used to love doing that.

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Oh my god, aubre like Aubrey has a book and she would do it. And I'm like, stop, stop, don't do that, stop.

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Oh my god, that's crazy.

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That one just me out.

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But yeah, that fork on the teeth. Like, what what are you trying to do? Scrape the metal into your mouth?

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Yeah, that's a good one.

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That is you know who came from my brother.

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Really?

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Yeah, you know what my other brother said when I asked him what his six are?

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A lot.

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You period. Well, thank god we're not dating, right?

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Period. Um okay something. Girls that don't communicate or lead dudes on in no effort, something along those lines.

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You know, I've been told I suck at communication, which is crazy. I love to talk. Yeah, I agree. But yeah, that can be very frustrating if somebody's not a good communicator. Yeah. So I'm recognizing my faults, and I'm probably gonna still do it. Okay. I take what is it? I'm acknowledging. Yeah. What is it called when you like take fault on something?

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Accountability.

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Accountability, yeah, yeah. I need to fucking think about that one. Okay, gum to teeth ratio. Too much gum, not enough teeth.

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Oh my god. Okay, agreed, but they can't help it.

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You can get a surgery for now. Like, you can like get your gums moved up.

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Like what? Really? I agree. I think that is like kind of cringy when they have like really small teeth and like these big ass gums. Yeah. But like, who's fucking paying for that surgery?

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Well, hopefully the person with that problem. If I had that problem, it would be done.

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No, she's like, I gotta go in for surgery for what? My gums. My gums.

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I gotta push a tit job. You know, the whole nine yards.

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Yeah. Um, women that chew tobacco. Ew! Not even like a zen. It was apparently like a straight Copenhagen long cut.

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That's disgusting.

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Yeah, that is kind of fucking crazy.

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A woman? Yeah. Jesus, get a grip. Yeah, that's that's a bad one. That's really, really cringe.

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I don't like that. Oh my god.

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Okay, another one I have is dudes with earrings.

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Dudes with earrings? Okay, so this is like in general.

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Yeah. Okay.

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It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me either. Unless it was like only one and it was on the right side.

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Oh yeah.

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But that wouldn't bother me either. We just couldn't be together because we both like the same part.

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Yeah, exactly. We ness. We um yeah, that doesn't I mean I think it gives off like a certain vibe.

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Yeah, like a like you're just like a chill, like yeah.

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But I don't know.

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I guess I don't really think no one's got that.

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No, I don't either. Um that's funny. Okay. Girls that brag about ha having like a lot of guys and then complain when they can't find the right one.

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That kind of like cycles back to like when we were like ick when we're talking about um our icks. When we're like when we see people like guys post like, oh, I will never find love, fuck every bitch. Like that reminds me of that. Yeah, but yeah, that's annoying as fuck.

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I agree.

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PDA.

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Really? That does not bother me. So like if they're with someone and the woman wants to like kiss in public, hug. I kinda like that. I do too. Like you can grab my butt or like hold my hand, like I'm cool with that, or like, you know, I mean, and not like a full makeout session, like in front of everyone. Ah, she's like in target, like I love PDA. She's like the one that goes to like a concert and she comes out of the stall.

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Yeah, and I'm gonna sits on backwards. You want to know something so funny? One time I was at my friend's graduation and uh I was wearing this really cute romper. I'm like, why the fuck are the pockets in the back? Mind you, I wore it the whole time until the end of it.

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Oh my god.

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My whole shit was um inside out and backwards.

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Okay, but you have to know. I have to ask, why was it why? Oh, you put it on yeah that day. Okay. I thought you meant like at the end it was on backwards. I'm like, what were you doing?

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Then it was on an okay. It was just on backwards all the time. Oh my god, okay.

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That's embarrassing. That's awfully. That was really embarrassing. Oh my god. Um smokers.

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I got that too. I got fucking stoner, vapor, and shot. Like shot like it ugly, probably, I think.

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Or like shots at the bar.

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Definitely not that one.

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Okay. Stoners, vapors, and shot. And shot. Well, we're out of the question for that guy. I love vaping. I do too. I used to when I when I did smoke, I used to smoke and vape.

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At the same time?

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No, but like I'd smoke and then I'd like to.

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Oh, and to go inside. Yeah.

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Yeah. So it was like pick one.

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No, when you're outside, smoke. When you're inside, vape. Not anymore. Good girl.

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Very good girl. Maybe. Oh, is it my turn? Oh well, no.

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Well, I piggybacked off yours, kind of. Because you go. Okay. People that have the same initial for their first and last name. As if we get to choose that, right?

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Oh, thanks, mom and dad. Yeah, that's like, oh.

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You know what? Just for that one egg, I'm fucking changing my name. I'm gonna go by Princess. And I'll keep my last name. That's fine. Uh and you know what's crazy? So Ashi is my government, right? Yeah. My first real name starts with an A2, so I'm not safe anymore.

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Yeah, you're not. Tell the crowd what your real name is.

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I'm not gonna do that. Why it's so one million subscribers, I will.

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Yeah, it's a great name.

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Yeah, but I can't let people know my Troy identity.

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She's a Greek goddess over here, everyone. Stop! Okay, wait, I got one. I got one that because you just went, stop.

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Oh my god, one girl said that.

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When they're like, you know, like the parasol, and like, oh my god.

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Oh like drag out their words.

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Stop. My kids do that.

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They're like, what uh when I talk like that and in front of my dad, he'll be like, stop talking in California. I'm like, okay, you sound like California.

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I used to do it though when I was younger too, and I used to be obsessed with that show with uh Paris Hilton and Nicole uh Kidman. Nope.

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Nicole, oh Richie!

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And that's so funny because I literally was gonna say Nicole Kidman, and I'm like, don't say that word, do not say that. Yeah, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. And there was like this one term that they would use. I'm trying to remember what it was, but yeah, someone's ick was when girls are like, oh my god. So like when somebody's picking on me, but it's like well, okay, so they said yeah, because I did that, and I was like, oh my god. And they're like, well, when you do it, it's cute, but like when girls do it, like and they're just out and they're like, oh my god, oh my god, I'm hopping out at work.

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I'm gonna do it. Oh, there's like how to like that on that one, do it. I'd be like, hey, potty, that's hilarious.

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No one's safe, yeah, for real.

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Okay, thank God somebody said this. Okay, okay, people that wear clothes that do not fit, oh, like too small, like way too small.

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Because you'll see me in like a men's extra large.

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Just also girls that wear really bad clothes.

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Oh, that's so me.

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And thank god somebody finally said that because I suggested that to so many people that I've asked. I'm like, what about this? And they're like, no, that doesn't really bother me. I'm like, really? So I'd be giving this scenario. Yeah, they'd be like, Well, I wouldn't like my jaw wouldn't be on the floor. I just probably slick. I'm like, okay, but what if it's right in front of you? Like, doesn't it you? Yeah, well, I would never go for them, but yeah, they've scaved me out. I'm like, why aren't you just a good person?

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Why aren't she so wholesome? I I agree.

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That's those people have the most confidence, and I wish I had that.

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Uh dude, I wish seriously, some of these women are like, okay, so kudos to you.

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If my stomach shows too much in my pants, I go into Jessica's office. I'm like, does my stomach look fat? Do I look fat?

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Uh okay. Um, someone, another one was too full of themselves when women are like way too full of themselves, even if they're really attractive, there's a difference to have like confidence and then being like full of themselves.

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Yeah.

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And I have to agree, I I don't like women like that.

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I don't like that either. I actually got one that said people who aren't humble.

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Yeah, that's a good one.

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That is a good one.

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Um another one was when they use fake baby voices in public.

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In public?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, me too. Somebody said when girls use as you should, like if they're like, oh, I did this for you as you should.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

I feel like I've used that before, me too, but not like in that way. I think it was more like in an argument, and someone's like said something, and I was like, well, as you should, you know, like you should do that, like as you should. But yeah, that's kind of cringy. I agree. Um, being mean to other women for male attention. Oh, so a pick me? Yeah. Oh, I hate pick me girls. I do too. I like women who are mean to other women, anyways, and we like encounter that far too often.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

And by far too often I mean Monday through every day. I was just gonna say that.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

Every day, yeah. For no reason.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

Oh my god, and it's even worse if there is a male around. Her eyes twitching right now. She's like flashbacks Friday. Oh my god, no, it's horrible. When what uh fuck when men are around, I feel like it's just so bad, extra bad. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Playing hard to get after already showing interest.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

I know that's a good one. Where are coming? Just people I've asked. You guys are oh my god, what am I asking? Fourth graders, like no, you're just doubling asking like 12-year-old neighborhood boy. Yeah, putting her eggs. Oh my fucking god. That's hilarious. Okay, somebody said long nose hairs. I was like, really? That happens, and they're all like, yeah, sometimes I'll have like a like a straggler or whatever. If I ever get to that, like it's bad enough I have a beard. No way. Do not throw nose hairs in there. Oh my god, is there one fucking place they don't grow any hair?

SPEAKER_03 30:03

Oh my god. That's so fucking funny. Um saying I'm low maintenance, but expecting like full blown high maintenance, retreatment, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Retreatment, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

But being like, I'm so low maintenance.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Okay, so how about you don't actually fucking mention that at all? Yeah, no one cares.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Yeah, legit.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

For real. Oh my god, theirs are so much better than mine, I feel like. Not like your answers, but like my personal X. I don't we have an SV. I know, don't wear fucking Converse around me. Those are mine. I'm so shallow. You are holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Oh my god. That's so funny. Um is it your turn?

SPEAKER_02 31:02

Should it be? Yeah, someone that answers for somebody else. Like if you're asking someone like if I was asking you a question and like if your boyfriend or whatever was here and they answered for you, like not that, yeah, but obviously the other way around, right? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's annoying as fuck. I hate when people do that, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Like, can I pock myself? There's been times like where I'm in a conversation and someone's like telling a story, and I'll be like, Oh yeah, yeah, like this, but to to like answer for them, yeah. I guess that is kind of answering for them.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

No, no, no, you're just like finishing a sentence, you're just no, you're engaged in sensation, you're making comparisons, right? I think that's okay, yeah. But like, and for example, if somebody asked me a question and you were like, Oh yeah, she loves this, like yeah, oh yeah, okay, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

Um like having like a flex about being crazy and toxic, like it's a personality trait, like that it's hot. Ew, that's cringe, yeah. Like I'm super toxic, it's okay. Who would be I've seen I've seen women post that before.

SPEAKER_02 32:14

I've seen women post I'm crazy. Yeah. Like that's so that's kidding me to me.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

It is like I'm super toxic, but it's okay. No, it's not. I feel like that would be yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

You can have some tendencies, but don't like everybody does openly admit that you're like toxic to somebody, yeah. If especially if you were interested in them.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

I know. Well, again, pick me. I think some women think it's like cute, and it's it's not.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Like I've had somebody tell me before that when they're in the workplace, they're very like rude, mean. But then when they're home or on the weekends, they're totally fine. It's like they have this.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Someone intermitted that to you.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

They have like a certain persona when they use at work.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

No. Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. So at least it's recognized behavior.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Oh my god. Do you think that's cool? Because it's making people like never want to be around you give it or not.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

Yeah. Isn't that wild? Yeah. Ooh, brother, ooh. Um constantly talking bad about exes.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

I think even just bringing up any exes, unless you're talking about not like once in a while, but like all the time. Like if somebody's like, my ex, my ex, my ex. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

I mean, like if you're like getting to know somebody and you're like talking about, you know, and you're opening up about certain things, yeah. I think that's acceptable to open up and like, you know, except like, yeah, this is what's happened to me, or this is what I went through, or like this is my experience. But when you're just constantly like every situation, oh my exercise, you know, I yeah. And it's like to it's one thing to like explain maybe what you you've been through in a situation, but to constantly just like talk negative, it's like you're just holding on to that energy.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Yeah, this is awesome.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

I have to agree, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

I have to agree with that one, and clearly they're not over that person.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

I think that would be yeah, yeah. I think that would be an equ for me too, like to constantly be talking about a crazy ex. Yeah. Like all the time. It's like, no. They've taken up so much of their brain that they can't even they can't even function without talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Flip-flops on anyone. Girls the sound.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

Really?

SPEAKER_02 35:02

I don't like flip-flops on men. Oh. I said really, I was like, really? I'm like, not even like I said, do you wear them? Or I was like, do you wear sides or like Birken sock sandals with those kind of things? Nope. I was like, what about when you go to the beach? He goes, barefoot. And then I was like, okay, but what if you're driving to the beach? Sneakers with socks, yep.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

I feel like oh my god. Really? Yeah, even on women? He doesn't like the sound. Okay, the sound, but like what about cute sandals? Um okay, acting helpless on purpose. Pick me. I'm just a girl.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

I'm just that's what someone said.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

Like it's basically like um that's what it reminds me of.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

Yeah, that's an I'm just a girl thing. And also, what was I gonna say? Yeah, that's to pick me.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

Yeah, I don't like that. Uh-huh. Go ahead. Somebody said, and it's just one word, bonnets.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

I'm guilty of this.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

Who said this? Wear it in public.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

No, I wear it to bed.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

I think wearing one to bed is fine, but like out in public. But then also see that doesn't really bother me. But I mean for men maybe. Because you know when girls don't have their hair done, they just obviously wrap it up or yeah. Like it's raining outside.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

I mean, I've never been one to like wear a bonnet out in public. I just wear it to bed because it's actually really good for your hair. But I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 36:36

If I wore one to bed, my hair would be in a fucking mat. Yeah, my hair knots way too easily. I know. That's the one, the single one he gave me. Bonnet. He only gave you one, and his bonnet. One more.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

Bruh. I know. Really? Yeah. Um, flirting for free drinks while you're in a relationship.

SPEAKER_02 37:04

That's the name of the game, baby. Like, stop.

SPEAKER_03 37:08

I'd be like, okay, give me my elements. Or like, why don't you ask them first?

SPEAKER_02 37:14

Like, you got a boyfriend?

SPEAKER_03 37:18

Yeah, but I mean I think if you're out at a bar and you're flirting, the impression is that you don't have a boyfriend. But although there are some men who are okay with that, yeah. Some men are like, yeah, get it.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Oh yeah, get it where you can stick it.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

You're getting you're coming home to me.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

So like just because soccer has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. Okay, now this one might be a little like really, but when you bring someone around your family and they're silent every single time.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Really?

SPEAKER_02 38:03

So I can be like that, like when I first meet somebody, like really fine and shy, but then like also like I have like a certain yeah, flavor of speaking. So like I don't want to have to like first tread the words.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

I get like the first impression, maybe even like the second time to like warm up a little. But like if you're going to meet somebody's family, I mean, unless you're like me and just fucking talk to anybody pretty much, I can understand, but even still it, I I mean there's times where I'm like in a setting where I'm like really shy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:41

Or like if I'm around certain people that definitely wouldn't not like what I say or don't believe in the same things I do, yeah, it's easier just to be quiet, right? I agree.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

Um being on the phone constantly during like a date. And if like multiple women are doing that to you, you might be the problem. You're boring as fuck, no offense. Same guy that gave me the one that I didn't understand.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

But yeah, you think I'm pick me?

SPEAKER_03 39:17

No, are you lying?

SPEAKER_01 39:18

No, I think I can be sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

I think we all can be sometimes in a certain setting. And any woman who says differently, I think it's full of shit. But there's just like straight pick me girls, yeah. Where everything they do is like that.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

Why didn't okay? I think somebody kind of said this, but I was waiting for men to be like when girls are just rude as fuck for no reason.

SPEAKER_03 39:44

Someone did that say that to me. Well, it was like stuck up and just constantly rude.

SPEAKER_01 39:50

Yeah, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

I don't either. Like, I I personally I think there's nothing more attractive about women that even if they are like there's more attractive women than you know, some are more attractive than others, but when you actually have a very attractive woman and she's very like kind and polite and pretty and funny, you know, like outgoing, but not I don't there's something about women who like are attractive and they walk in and they're just like immediately a bitch. I don't like makes them look witchy, they're just ugly, they're ugly, even if they're pretty, they're ugly. Yeah, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

When I see somebody that's like like a pretty girl, but they're mean, I like start like really like dissecting their features.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

Yeah, no, yes, no, they're not. It's at first first glance, you're like, oh, she's really pretty, and then you're like, oh no, she's got like a unibrow. I'm starting to see the hair. Oh my god. We had this same one posting every relationship issue online, yeah, like for validation, like from other people. Also, being like, oh my god, fuck him. Yeah, who would want to see that? Yeah, also being what also sometimes like those situations are meant to be between you two, yeah, and your best friend, yeah, uh, I don't know, like I when I was younger um might have like posted like a photo or like uh you know like a meme, like a quote, like a gay ass quote, but like I've never been one to I don't know, put out my relationship issues.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Yeah, no, that's wild. Okay, um-matching outfits.

SPEAKER_03 41:54

Meaning what?

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Like, you know, outfits that just don't match. I don't know how to further explain that. Um I could see how that could be bothersome to the eye. Well, it's like girls, but just in general.

SPEAKER_03 42:14

Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

Do outfits that don't match bother you? Like on an adult, on kids, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

I don't even like if my kids don't match. You know what I mean? Like she wanted to wear this outfit one day. Like, I don't like navy blue and black together. I think it is so this is not navy blue. This is like a royal blue. Continue.

SPEAKER_02 42:48

Fuck I don't like it either though.

SPEAKER_03 42:51

I hate like real navy blue and black. Yeah, it's so ugly to me.

SPEAKER_02 42:56

Like, I don't because you can I don't know if people like think sometimes, oh it's black, and they put it on the bottom.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

Oh, yeah, you can totally see like one day I had navy like like a blue legging on and a shirt, and it was pouring out. So I just quickly grabbed my rain jacket, which happens to be black, and I'm like walking. Oh, that's fine. It's full of coat. I look down and I'm like, ew, I'll just get wet. And I just I was like, Girls. Yeah, but that's okay because it's just a jacket. I know, but you could see my leggings. It was like, I don't know, it looks like your jacket wasn't to your toe. It's like a full trench coat, it's dragging on the ground. You have cranes like what up everything. I don't know. I just I don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Yeah. Or like I really don't like when people's shoes don't match.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

That really gets it's oh, so that's what I was gonna say is she wanted to wear this outfit, and it was like I don't know, pink, whatever. And then she's like, I'll just wear these shoes, and it's like her red, white, and black air max. I'm like No, you're not. She's like, but I want to wear my new shoe. I'm like, I don't care. Go change your shirt. Like, ew. I know. I don't I like when people nuts cut you off. I like when people have like sneakers like to match their. I think it's cute.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

I do I'd rather he does that a lot.

SPEAKER_03 44:18

And you do too. And I think it's really cute.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

I like the sandwich method.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Yeah, it's cute.

SPEAKER_02 44:24

Like, I don't Leo has some like different colored shoes. Like, he's got a couple pairs of pants that have different colors on them. Yeah. But like his everyday sneakers are like his little his little Nike Donks. They're neutral colored. Yeah. Because like I could never I don't have a daughter, but if I had a daughter, I would never buy like rainbow shoes.

SPEAKER_03 44:45

I know.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Never go with anything. I'd have to put her in like jeans and a black shirt every single day.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

I know. I mean, I don't know, right? Like so she's got a pair of wicked cute Adidas, but they have like these colored flowers on them. And they're not like small, like smothered over the shoe, but they're like, you know, they're big ones and it's separated, and it's like I think like a green, a red, and like a black. So I'll match with that, but it is like colored flowers on it, but it's cute, you know, and they're wicked cute Adidas.

SPEAKER_02 45:17

I think mixing patterns is absolutely fucking violating. Oh god, like circles and then like square pants. Yes, I hate mixing patterns. I think that looks horrible.

SPEAKER_03 45:32

Yeah, I don't not to mention, ew, yeah, don't know. That's like weird. Yeah, it's horrifying. It's weird. So someone said they're not feet people, but like women that don't take care of their feet.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

Okay, well, if Jessica would ever tell me when she's good to go or go to our pedicure, then we'd be great. Okay, but this one's not on the ice here.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

Oh, it's not, but he's he was like, I don't even like feet like that. He's like, you know, I'll I'll rub a foot. He's like, but I'm not a feet person. He's like, you know, I don't care for feet like that. He's like, but women that like have busted ass feet, and they don't have them painted, their nails are just fucked up. Yeah, if it's winter and I did not get the pedicure and I do not have my toes painted, I will wear socks 24-7. Socks stay on during sex, yeah. Literally, like, you will not see my feet.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

Okay, guys would not say a lot of things about body hair. Like, if I was a guy, I could be like, not okay, but how do I want to work this? Like, I would be like, No full bushes.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

That's what I was just gonna say. Like, uh, I'm curious, like I don't know, because there's some men who like hair, and then there's some men who don't, and I guess I can understand both sides of that. I I don't know, I'm so curious about it. Like, especially a few of these guys that we've talked to.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

I know, I want to be like, what are your preferences on pubes? So bad.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

I mean, all of all of our guy friends that no, but it's just I'm just it makes me geek, and I want to know. I know a I know at least one of these people's answers.

SPEAKER_02 47:19

What is it?

SPEAKER_03 47:20

They don't mind a little bit of hair. Okay, they don't mind a little bit of hair. How do you do yours? Oh my god, we are not having this conversation. I draw a letter in it. Really? It's an A.

SPEAKER_02 47:34

It's better be a actually an egg list. Somebody um whose name starts with A, so oh my god. Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Okay, well, I shave your initial image.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

I love that. At least she doesn't have the ick. Damn.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

Oh my god. What about like I mean this is we're not doing RX, but men that shave or don't shave.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

Doesn't bother me.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Yeah, same. It doesn't bother me either.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

I like hairy men.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

So I don't mind like some hair, but like there's this guy on Instagram. He looks like he's wearing a shirt. That's how hairy he is. Oh yeah. That's too much. Like a little bit of chest hair doesn't bother me. Or I think I'd be more I get I would be more skeeved out by a man that like had to shave everything. Prickly on you. Yeah. I would I think I would be more like I love would like the smooth, you know, like the smoothness, but like hair doesn't bother me. Like it doesn't bother me at all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:41

When you eventually come to groups with me, you'll see like half the men on the fucking beach look like they're wearing sweaters because they're so fucking hairy, but also I sent you. Jesus Christ, possibly fit into them. Like, I could probably put myself in there and you would be like, Where's Ash? I have no idea. Like, where's Waldo, right? Because I'm that fucking hairy also. Uh I want to go into a machine and just have them laser everything.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 49:09

You should have so much hair. Okay, I canceled one appointment. My fucking beard is back. Stop. So bad. Stop. Oh my god, could you imagine? Like somebody's like choking me and their fucking fingers get caught in my fucking beard. I'd be so embarrassed. I'd have to get a beard brush. Beard oil. What's the best one, guys? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:33

So this is the best beard brush and beard oil. Beard wash.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

Oh my god. Must be nice. Can I feel your neck? It must be so nice and smooth. You can feel it. I haven't felt like a smooth neck in so long. So fucking hairy, dude. It's disgusting. I'm so upset now. Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 49:56

She shaves and pews, but at her legs.

SPEAKER_02 49:59

Two things that are always shaved. And you don't see the money spot. Yeah. Back of the cloud. Oh my god. I might as well be wearing pants right now. I'm gonna show up to work one day and not wear pants. Everybody's gonna think I'm wearing pants. It's so bad.

SPEAKER_03 50:19

Oh my god. I thought mine got bad than the winner.

unknown 50:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 50:28

Jesus Christ. And I thought mine were bad. Like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

Mine are fucking terrible.

SPEAKER_03 50:37

My rose has been so dumb.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

I want to be sitting down for too long, like mush up together. Yeah, that's literally the back of my thighs. For a thousand dollars, I'll send you a picture.

SPEAKER_03 50:54

We accept Benlo and Kajap.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

Fuck dude.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

Well, some men are probably into that shit.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

Please don't contact me. I'm trying to be better about it. It's not GM since like September. The back of my thighs.

SPEAKER_03 51:11

Dude, that's a fucking hilarious. Remember when you were jeans on with ribs in them. Fucking hair is just popped right out. Can you see this? I'm like, oh my god. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

I couldn't even lie to you about it. Oh my god, the other day when we went to go visit my grandma in the hospital, it was me, my uncle, my mom, my grandfather, and my sister. And for some reason, we were talking about leg hair, and I fucking pulled up my pants. Oh my god. Holy shit, that's on any mind. It was. And then my mom was like, holy shit. My sister was like, holy shit. And then my grandfather was like, Holy shit! That's literally my legs. It's so bad.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Oh my god. And she's wearing shorts.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

Yeah, I'm having public today too.

SPEAKER_03 52:04

Oh my god, you did not. Yeah, my clothes. Oh my god. You went out. Yeah, like this. Like to a store. Oh. Like a public store. My god. Full of public people.

SPEAKER_02 52:19

It's sort of fun. I just like sometimes do not care. I wish I cared a little more.

SPEAKER_03 52:24

I love that you don't care. It's fucking awesome. But I would be someone's egg. I'd be walking watching you walk by and be like, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

Oh my god. I'm shocked that no guy said too much makeup.

SPEAKER_03 52:41

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

Maybe they don't want to offend me because yesterday I was literally wearing like 85 pounds of makeup.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

I'm actually I know that I know someone personal who has said that to me before, not like this, but who has said like they're like, you don't need that. Like you don't, and I'm like, what? You know, it's like just a friend of mine who was like, you don't need me. And I'm like, ew, yes, I do.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

I get that sometimes too when I'm like, no, because if I have my hair in a ponytail, I look like a boy.

SPEAKER_03 53:09

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_03 53:10

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_02 53:11

I'm gonna take a picture of myself right now, put it in like a boy.

SPEAKER_03 53:13

And you're gonna make like this kind of change.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

No, I'll do this.

SPEAKER_03 53:17

No.

SPEAKER_02 53:18

Oh my god, I look busted as fuck. And why does my neck look so skinny? My shoulders are so broad. Oh my god. Why does my neck looks like it's so far to the side? Do I have shoulders? And my head looks so flat on the one side. Why does your neck look so skinny? These big ass shoulders. Like okay. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

Oh my god, I'm crying. That was fucking hilarious. Oh my god, I'm literally crying.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

Oh boy. It's like when kids make crafts and it's hot and mom's cute thing. Oh my god. Big ass head. That's a big head.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

No.

SPEAKER_02 54:16

Are you just telling me this?

SPEAKER_03 54:18

No. I will always be brutally honest with you. Oh my god, that's so fucking funny. Jesus Christ. Okay, what else do you have?

SPEAKER_02 54:32

I don't think I have two anymore.

SPEAKER_03 54:34

Yeah. Sagging pants. Ew. Oh, and I was like, women do that? Well, I don't know about it.

SPEAKER_02 54:41

So honestly, something else again. Um I'm taking that out because it's fucking embarrassing. Like the test for success in America.

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Not your leg hair or your beard, but you not having an ass is embarrassing. I love how you pick and choose what is embarrassing you.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

Because I feel like every single guy these days are like ass guys.

SPEAKER_03 55:03

I do get that feeling. There really are a lot of men who prefer an ass.

SPEAKER_02 55:07

You know, my yiddies used to be huge. Huge. Your what? My yiddies. What is a yiddy? Oh, your boobs. And now they're not, so I literally have nothing. Big stomach. See what I mean? Big ass now.

SPEAKER_03 55:20

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 55:20

Not anymore. Not how they used to be.

SPEAKER_03 55:23

I think they're pretty big. Do you want to feel them? Anyone with big hands would be sadly disappointed in my. It's like a little droplet.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

I don't think those are that small. It's like the nipple.

SPEAKER_03 55:44

Ooh. Yay. Yeah. It used to be as long like a lot of men would be like, just a handful. Yeah, so it was like big ass hands. So like, yeah, just a handful. It's like this big. It's like the aerial.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

Yeah, it's just the nipple.

SPEAKER_03 56:02

Oh my god, that's so funny. Fuck. Yeah, there are. I think there are a lot of men. But then again, there's there's a few men who are like, yeah, titties. I love me tits.

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Oh yeah, and they're all old and fat.

SPEAKER_03 56:19

No.

SPEAKER_02 56:20

Not us. Name Ten right now.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Oh come on.

SPEAKER_02 56:24

Exactly. You can't. Because it's not a thing.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

Jake, Hall, John, Alex, Jim.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

Do you know any of these people? Um, how about a great personality? Because I don't have that either. So what else is that?

SPEAKER_03 56:39

Yes, you do. If you uh link women who have body dysmorphia, uh have beards, don't shave their legs, are really funny. Um yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:56

I'm the girl for you.

SPEAKER_03 56:58

I I meant both of us. I get shit magic. I do too. I hate it. And it's true, like when you don't shave for a while and then you go to shave, your razor's just like foaming like hair. Okay. Yeah, and then it doesn't even come out because it's so thick and coarse.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

And then you have to go like this, and then you get like little slits on your pants.

SPEAKER_03 57:21

I go backwards on my leg to like get the hair out.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

I'm like, why the fuck would I want to bend over in the shower if there's nobody behind me? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 57:28

Yeah, 100%. What to shave your butthole? No, to like yeah, I know. I mean, why would you bend over to you to be shaving your butthole?

SPEAKER_02 57:39

How about hairy assholes, guys? You guys like that? No one's at anything about like appearances for the most part.

SPEAKER_03 57:46

I know that's wild to me. It's quite literally wild. These guys are boring as fuck. I'm sad. I don't know, there were a few good ones though.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

There yeah, very good ones.

SPEAKER_03 58:00

I mean, we got a feet one, that's yeah, like ugly feet.

SPEAKER_02 58:05

Okay. How about like huge like saucer knuckles?

SPEAKER_03 58:08

Oh my god. Do you have page?

SPEAKER_02 58:13

No, do you want to see them? Yes. Really? I already have. Wait, way more mature than me. Yeah. I feel like I thought of so many ics after hearing their.

SPEAKER_03 58:27

I know. I definitely can agree with some of these though. Yeah, me too. Thank God we're perfect and none of those are us.

SPEAKER_02 58:36

But you know what? We didn't do like icks about women. Like as a woman.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

That's what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 58:42

We only like pretty much based them on men.

SPEAKER_03 58:45

That's what I was expecting though from men.

SPEAKER_02 58:48

Was like icks. From women. About the women.

SPEAKER_03 58:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:52

I mean some some of them touched on men too.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

Yeah. You had one that was mixed match socks. I hate that. Yeah, that was kind of weird. I don't like that either. I don't like mullets. Mullets are fucking violating. I don't know. I've seen a couple that look okay. Not like full blown, but it's like clean on the sides. And it's a little longer on top, but it goes down a little bit. Not like full blown mullet. What about a tail? A rat tail? That's I like men that wear jewelry. Like what, anklets? Yeah, with a pineapple on it. Toe rings. No, like a nice like a chain or like a bracelet.

SPEAKER_02 59:49

Or like a card.

SPEAKER_03 59:50

Or like a nice watch. Watches.

SPEAKER_02 59:52

Yeah, watches are nice.

SPEAKER_03 59:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:57

Probably be our last episode on eggs for a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

Yeah. Thanks for listening to episode 12. Oh my eye just twitched.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:12

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