Episode 14: Would We/ Have We Ever

In this episode, we put each other on the spot with the most unhinged “Would You Ever?” and “Have You Ever?” questions we could think of. From questionable decisions to mildly concerning confessions, nothing was off limits. Some answers were shocking, some were embarrassing, and a few probably should’ve stayed private. If you’ve ever wanted proof that we have zero shame and even less self-control, this is the episode for you.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Hi everybody, and this is Jess. Welcome to episode 14. This is Ashi. Alright, so today we're doing an uh episode on would you ever and have you ever? Um, so we're just gonna ask and then give our answer. Um, all right, so easy dating ones. Let's see. Would you ever date someone 20 years older than you?

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Um probably.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Yeah. See? Would you date somebody 20 years older than you?

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Yeah, maybe. Definitely would have to have money. Push in fifth 50 something.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Alright. Yeah, 20 years, that would only be 40 for me. Yeah, that's not bad. That is not bad.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Yeah. I would.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

20 years younger? No.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Well, no. Yeah, you would be in jail. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

It would be five.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

If I dated somebody 29 years old.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

Oh, that's actually bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Yeah, it's a fascating kind of.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Yeah, we are.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

We are. We do date. It's fine. Everything's fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

Have you ever wanted to ruin someone's life a little bit?

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Uh yes. I have.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

Do you want to elaborate on that?

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Someone who's put me through a lot of shit. I have wanted to fucking destroy them. We're going to destroy them. But I'm the bigger person. That's why I need you in my life. Well, we don't have to be. This is true. I'm the little devil on our show. Only a little bit, you know, just like revenge a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Yeah, it's just a big rope to them.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Have you? Have you ever wanted around some? Every day.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Every day. Your yeti hot coffee. Yeah. Cute. Thank you. You're cute. Go. Ready? I like it. I can't even do it.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Uh okay. Would you ever marry someone after only three months of dating?

SPEAKER_02 2:17

I think time means nothing.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

I do agree with you on that.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

So maybe if it interested me more than it does now.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

If that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

I agree with you though. I don't think time means shit. Um, you know, I think the standard for people is like, that's too soon, it's not gonna work. But I I definitely believe like you could meet someone and know them for a few weeks and have more of a connection than with somebody for you know three years. So I mean, I have my feelings about marriage, but you know, you already know that. But I I agree with you on the time thing.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Yeah, I think time doesn't matter. Yeah, I I agree. Have you ever reread old messages just to upset yourself?

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Oh, yeah, I have. I have. I try not to do that anymore, but I definitely have. Like where I go through them and I'm like, motherfucker, you do this.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Are you stupid?

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Yeah, I got it.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Sends me.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Me too.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Sends me, and then and then like you'll be like, Oh, I should have said this.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

No, I'm like, I gotta start this over again next week. I'll do it again. I'll start the argument again where I left off.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

By the way, um okay, would you ever do a long distance relationship for five years?

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Like, why are we doing long distance?

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Okay, say you met someone and they had to move for work or something, and you couldn't go. Like, would you do you guys got to see each other fly back and forth, whatever, but would you ever do a long distance five year um or long distance at all? It doesn't have to be five years.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

I would have to really like the person because I lack trust in others and that would destroy me.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

I don't think I could do it. Like, like it's serious long term that long. I don't I don't think I could do it. Yeah. Also, like I mean, I guess if you find someone, sorry, I didn't cut you off. If you really like someone, you know, and it and it's like for good reason or like you guys will be moving at some point together and you make it work, but yeah, trust is it would just be hard because like when I really like a person, I want to be with them on the time.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

All the time.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

I know, I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

As bad as it is.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

No, it's not. You're you get like addicted, you just want to addict, addict it too. Yeah, that's the other thing. Could you imagine? I would die five years, like no sex.

SPEAKER_02 4:48

A lot of FaceTime masturbation, yeah. For real, make your own like corn notes over the phone. Yeah, screen report. Five years is a long time. That is a long fucking time. I'll be 30 by then. Good lord, old lady, old hag. Have you ever lied about your body count? I have not, actually. These fucking lights are gonna send me to dialogue. Have you?

SPEAKER_03 5:18

Oh, my one body?

SPEAKER_00 5:23

Just one. That's how Leo's here.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

I think just one.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Have you? Answer the question.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

I think my answer just answered the question.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Your no answer just answered the question. No, I actually haven't. Um, if I did it was an unintentional, like forgetting someone like wasn't worthy to remember, but it's not that high, anyways.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

I don't feel like older I can count it on one hand. I feel like when we were younger, people would ask that a lot, but like now that we're older and my frontal lobe is almost developed. That question doesn't really come up a lot. Even though I want to ask everything I ever see.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

Yeah, I don't know. I I agree. Like now that you're older, I mean it's not something I think about, like you know, to ask like regularly. Like, I don't know, just like random guys. What's your body count? I need to know. I need random, I need to know. Like, start asking random strangers in the grocery store. Excuse me, ma'am. What's your body count?

SPEAKER_02 6:22

I always want to know.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

She's like 90.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

That's like this disgusting human. I would die. Um also ignorance is bliss sometimes, and like, uh, do I want to know the thing? Yeah, do you want the answer? Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Because then you're just like, who are they? What they look like. I know what were they good to know? Yeah. When was this?

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Yeah. Where'd you do it? Seriously.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Um, would you ever marry for money? Like, actually, if you didn't like the person, would you ever marry for money?

SPEAKER_02 6:53

I think if I was like older and somebody like, you know, like I've already passed the kids' stage and everything, like whatever. And somebody had a lot of money, and like I don't really like them like that. I'd be like, yeah, fine.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Like it's like a contractual agreement. Like we both benefit each other somehow. We like each other's company, but like we're not in love. Yeah, you know, I have a lot of money, I'll take care of you. Here's an agreement.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

I would do that, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

Like you could see other people, which I guess is kind of weird.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Ooh, an open relationship, and the guy's got a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Like, if something happens, you get half the money. It's like the agreement.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Something happened.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

I meant divorce at death at all. She's like plotting ways to kill them. No, her imaginary rich husband. Your turn, baby.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Would you ever fake an emergency to skip oh to escape a date?

SPEAKER_01 7:54

Fuck yes. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Well would it be? Like would be your emergency. Would you use your kids as a way out? I was gonna say that, but then I feel bad. Like my kids vomiting everywhere. I remember back in high school, I was chilling, like hanging out. Yeah. Some guy we were just uh he was just like swimming in the pool and I was just like sitting outside. I'm like, I do not want to be here anymore. So it was like a fucking random ass day, a random ass time. I'm like, oh my god, my friend's graduations right now. And I just oh my god, really? Yeah, swear to god. Like I texted her, I'm like, please call me and be like, my graduation is in an hour. Are you coming?

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

And I fucking dipped out of there, and I never looked back.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Um a friend of mine, a girl I know, she went to the movies the other night with a guy, and she's like hooked up with them before, you know, but they're at the movie, and she was like, Yeah, we went out to the car to like hook up in the mall parking lot, and she's like, I just wasn't feeling it, so I was like, I gotta go. Like mid-hook up and like got up and walked out of the vehicle. I'm like, Jesus Christ, well, good for you at least. Yeah, if I was like uncomfortable or like didn't want to be there, I would definitely make something up to get out of it.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

There's one time I didn't even make anything up, I just simply got up and just walked right out of the house, got in my car, and fucking left.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

Good for you.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Yeah, it was awesome.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

Slay. Slay, queen.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

I was like, well, this is uh I've gotta go now. Yeah, I didn't say anything, just got up.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Did he text you or say anything?

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Yeah, he's like, Where'd you go?

SPEAKER_01 9:38

I left him out of that. Oh, that's funny. Would you ever quit your job without another one lined up? You know what I think about the stairs? Be honest, be honest though.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

I think that I wish I could. Yeah, but that would freak me out way too much.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

Because we're so like we don't like spending money.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Oh, we don't like spending money, and I if I don't have like income coming in, then I know.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

Well, especially like uh dude, I I do it all on my own, I would freak. I would have such bad anxiety all the time. I'd be on the street in a cardboard box. Literally, I don't think I could.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

I couldn't either, and like I see girls on TikTok that are like, I just quit my full-time oh my god, my full-time job, and they're making like pretty decent money on TikTok, but not like it's not consistent, right? You know, unless you have like millions of followers and the same number of views, right? But um, I'm like, fuck, I couldn't I live in these like fucking three thousand dollar apartments. I'm like okay, I would pass the fuck away, I fear.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

If yeah, like if I had help, you know, and I knew I had study like child support or whatever coming in, that'd be different. But right, no, I I'd have to get something else.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

I think even if I was making pretty good money doing social media, I would still like at least work part-time or something because when I was uh with my Lila's dad, um, I had worked part-time at a doggy daycare and I loved the job, but after I had her, it was like meh, so I didn't work for a little bit, but I couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

I I feel like I have to work. Bless you, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

I just shoved my fucking nose ring so far up in my nose. Okay, that worked for me. Um that works. I have to work even part, like I yeah, you have to have that income coming in.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Yeah, I just for myself.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

I could be making like ten thousand dollars a month from social media, and I'd still be like sorted and out.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Yeah, I gotta do something. Yeah, although I think that's a lot of time, like making some of these videos. Oh my god, they some of these edits post like seven times a day. I know, I don't know how they do it.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

I know. I'm like, where do you get the ideas? But some people literally just post what they do every single day, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

I know and they can't.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

Fuck, I just want a PR package.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

I know, right?

SPEAKER_02 11:55

I don't give a fuck about the money. Give me free.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Just want some free product.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

Literally.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Um have you ever checked an ex's new partner and thought, oh, I won?

SPEAKER_01 12:09

Hmm. Uh yeah, I definitely have like done a little stalking and been like, ooh, yeah, have fun. Good luck. It depends on sometimes I'm like, ooh, and sometimes I'm like, but more like no, uh more winning for me than anything like not to sound like that, but like, um because then you know how to like because they're such a shit show, it's like have fun with that, right?

SPEAKER_02 12:37

They can ruin your life now, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

100%. Yes, I have.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Like, I talked about him before, but that one fucking stupid ex-boyfriend that I had that told me I need to go on Weight Watchers, his like next not his direct ex next girlfriend, because like I actually like her, she was really nice, she reached out to me or whatever, like after they broke up, but was like, what the fuck? Like, why didn't you warn me? And I was like, I was just letting you have at it.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

Yeah, she literally texted me that I'm like not the one that was in the house, right? It was a different one.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Oh no, I crushed me with that one. Okay, I hate that bitch, but um, no, it's like his next girlfriend after that, after they broke up, she texted me and was like, Oh my god, we need to get together and talk about this because what the fuck was even that? Yeah, and like we had some of the same experiences, but his next girlfriend after that had like 150 pounds on me, and he told me I need to go on Wigg Watchers.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

Oh, isn't that wild? Yeah, yeah, it sure fucking is. Yeah, it's kind of crazy to see like where they end up after. I was like, I was expecting it to be somebody like stick skinny, yeah, right? After he was like, Yeah, but some guys do shit like that just so they can put them down, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 13:51

Like makes them feel superior, ew, yeah, like going after 100%, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

I know I I know all about that.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

He should be more secure, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

It's true. Would you ever spend $10,000 on a vacation?

SPEAKER_02 14:09

Do I have to pay for it myself?

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Yeah, you.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

I think if it was a nice lengthy one and it was like a really cool place, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

Like if it was like a month-long vacation somewhere anywhere in the entire world.

SPEAKER_02 14:23

I would I would rather spend ten thousand dollars on a vacation and memories than a fucking Louis Vuitton purse. Oh, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

Somewhere with like crystal clear, sparkling fucking water.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

The Maldives have a hole right on the water and dip your dick in that space. Literally just walk around naked. I would love that. I want to go to the Maldives.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Have someone bringing you fucking drinks all day. Fruit on a platform. Oh god. For real.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Yeah, I would spend ten thousand dollars on that.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

I I definitely would. $10,000 for everything. Fuck. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Fuck yeah. Fucking writing a check.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Best food. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

And you guarantee your job when you come back, even though you don't have enough time off to take them on?

SPEAKER_01 15:07

Fuck it. Fuck it. Do it. I definitely would. Me too.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Have you ever had beef with someone who had no idea? Who had no idea? If you say no, I totally believe you. Because I don't think you're like you're not like me, we're I fucking hate everybody who doesn't even know me.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

I mean I have good reason, but they don't know that I have beef with them. Yeah, I don't think so. I think like they would know about it. I'm trying to like think about life experience.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

Like, I don't feel like you would start a problem internally if the other person didn't start it with you first.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the exact opposite. I know. It's okay. I have so many internal wars in my head. I have internal wars, but it's more like you. Yeah, and they know about it.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

I might not speak on everything like that bothers me, but they definitely did something to me and like they know.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

You know, a hundred percent, yeah. But not just like random people or like even people I'm close with where I'm like beefing about something.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Yeah, you know, about it.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Yeah. Um, would you ever sell everything and live in an RV?

SPEAKER_02 16:30

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Really?

SPEAKER_02 16:31

For real.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

I would.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

I see these videos of like people turning like uh buses and shit, and that's awesome, but I have way too many things, and I don't think I could pay with everything, even though I'm kind of like minimize, yeah, yeah, the clutter.

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Even though your house is not cluttered, it's adorable.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

So really, yes, but oh my god, yeah, I I could not, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:55

I have a lot of shit too, but if I could survive like money-wise, like if I had enough money, or like if I did social media and had income that way, and like it was steady, yeah, I totally would like homeschool the girls and just go fucking live wherever in an RV and like have it all decked out, but then you would have no peace.

SPEAKER_02 17:16

Sometimes what are you gonna do? Start high tailing down the road and the girls are driving the RBR.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

No, we would like post up places, like I would see the world.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

I don't I would rather drive around in the car and yeah, it's definitely I feel like living like that is not for everybody, definitely not, but I would I would try it. I would definitely try it.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Yeah, you would try it because you like camping.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

I do.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Okay, let's see. Have you ever searched your own name online?

SPEAKER_01 17:45

I have my fucking daughter. Did that search your name? Yeah, I'm like, she goes, I googled you. I'm like, ew, why? She's like, I don't know. And one photo that was like really old came up. I'm like, oh good lord.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

I have though.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

I've googled myself because I want to see what comes up because I used to have my YouTube account and sometimes my videos would pop up and I want I archived them and I wanted to make sure they didn't pop up. But I also looked my name up because somebody's like, I cannot find your real name anywhere. And I'm like, Yeah, because you're not looking hard enough.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

So I googled myself like your full government name, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

I'm a full government, and it's very hard to find unless you look at my address, or if you go to like the third page in, then you'll finally see my real name. Really?

SPEAKER_01 18:27

Yeah, yeah, I have. Um, because it also gives you like addresses that you dress phone numbers you're associated with. I know, yeah, it's fucking weird. Would you ever take a job you hate if it paid $500,000 a year?

SPEAKER_02 18:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

You would?

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Because I'm on a job now that I hate, and I don't know how to even make close to that.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Yeah, but you love it because you have me.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

Exactly. I don't hate the job actually. No, there's definitely some cons.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

Some days are better than others.

SPEAKER_01 19:02

I think I would, I guess it depends like how bad I really hate it. If it's just like a job, I'm just like, oh fuck, I don't want to do this. Yeah. I would, but if it was like to the point where like I was so fucking miserable because you know I was just treated so badly.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

I'd just stack as much fucking cash and then find a new job.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

I feel like I'm like so used to that. If I was being treated badly and I would I was making $500,000 a year, I think I would just like suck it up and fucking just do it.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

I know that's that's that's $500,000 a year.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

I'm doing all these every month. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

Would you ever go on a dating show?

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Oh fuck. Maybe for fun. What's the show though? Like the red balloon where they pop.

SPEAKER_02 19:59

It's a red balloon. You've never seen it? Is that like The Bachelor?

SPEAKER_01 20:02

It's like clips where like there's like a line of guys lined up, or women, and they all have a balloon, yeah, and they can comes out and they all just like pop it.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

I wouldn't even need to walk in. I don't need to run my mouth and all my balloons be pop. Um, would I do that one? Probably fucking not. Yeah, no. Some of those people are ruthless on that. Yeah, they are. And then like The Bachelor or like Love Island never could do because those girls are fucking so tiny. Yeah, they are. They all have like plastic surgery. I know. I would never make it on there.

SPEAKER_01 20:32

No, me neither. They take one look at me and be like, what are you doing here?

SPEAKER_00 20:37

You're the wrong water girl.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Maybe like you're on the wrong set. Okay, it's surviving in the wild. You look in air. We watchers.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Weight watchers.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Holy shit. Would you ever, would you ever would you ever fart on a first date and pretend it wasn't you?

SPEAKER_00 21:06

No.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

I clenched my ass so hard, it's just not coming up. Oh my god. Have you ever farted on a first date? Yeah. No. Have you ever had to take a shit out of her date? No, thank God.

SPEAKER_00 21:24

Could you imagine?

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Because the thing about me is if I know I have a date or anything, I'm not eating that whole day.

SPEAKER_01 21:31

Deadass. Deadass. You're just gonna starve yourself, not even water.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Where's off she? Oh, she's over there flying for the wind. She's dissolving.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

Could you imagine if you're like sits and your stomach? And it's like a quiet one and silent path. Oh my god. It just squeaks out. And you're like, oh my god, was that you? Oh, I've never embarrassed somebody like that on a birthday.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Yeah, but it was you. So you have to blame it on someone else. Imagine being like in a movie theater.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

We got in a movie theater if you let out if you juicy one.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

And you're looking around like, hey, who did that? Come on. You ever see those videos where the girls talk about when they're sitting down and their fart comes out and it goes out of their vagina?

SPEAKER_00 22:30

Like bubbles up.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Then you could just say it was a queef. You'd be like, oh my god, that fucking shit smells like shit.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Oh my god, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Would you ever hook up with someone you actively disliked?

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Hmm. Like when you say actively dislike, like there's sexual tension, but I just don't like them as a person. Maybe so. Uh, I'd have to be really hard up.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Really bricked up too.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Yeah. I don't know. No, if I don't like somebody as a person, don't roll your eyes.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

But what if you found them like so sexy?

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Mm-hmm. Then I'd feel like they'd just be a dick and judge me.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

But what if they like wanted you equally as bad, but they didn't hate you.

SPEAKER_01 23:24

Okay, then yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Easy. Yeah. Freezy people. Would you? Cover curl. Not one.

unknown 23:34

Fine.

SPEAKER_02 23:35

Is that I actively no, because when I hate somebody, I hate them.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

I mean, yeah, but if it's like like if I found them actively sexy. Yeah, and they were like super into you, but you just uh like they were an asshole and you just didn't like them, but like they were really hot and they were like really into you. I don't know. I think it would take a lot for me. Yeah, I just uh yeah, I probably would. Fuck it. Fuck it. Heads head. Heads head.

SPEAKER_02 24:07

Heads head.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

No, if they're fucking gross or like you know, cringy.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

What if they would you let somebody eat you well with no teeth?

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Ew, absolutely not. Fuck no, that's just weird. Ew, he like pops his teeth out.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

My god.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

No. Would you?

SPEAKER_02 24:33

I would not come near any. No. If you're like young and you have no teeth.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

And just because you're like maybe only core hygiene.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

No, no, I would not. Absolutely not. Would you ever wear the same underwear twice? In row? Yeah. No. Me neither. I'd just free ball it. Or free clit it.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Free clit. Just raw clitting it.

unknown 25:04

Just free clip.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Oh my god. Yeah, meaning like I would literally just not wear underwear.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

It's hilarious. Have you ever gotten the commit kiss?

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Yeah. Really? Definitely not anytime recently, but yes. Yeah, I have. Yeah, I have. What would you do after that? Push through it.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Family emergency now. Push through it. We had a fucking warrior over here. Thank you for your service, Jessica.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

I took one for the team. I earned my purple heart.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

What is it? Have you ever watched um Revenge of the Nerds?

SPEAKER_01 26:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

You were you were saving us all.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

It was really that bad.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

Yeah, cringe.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

Why?

SPEAKER_01 26:12

And I just it wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah. A good kisser is like top tier.

SPEAKER_02 26:23

That is very true. If you're not a good discipline, have you ever seen that video? It's like love at first kiss. And this guy goes up to the girl and he goes, Can I kiss you? And she's like, Yeah. And then he gives her like the weirdest.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

He's like kind of he's like kind of slow, right? Yeah. I know I just saw that video recently. He was like talking the whole video about how he was so excited he was gonna kiss her. Yeah. And then he walks up and like he's so fucking awkward.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

It wasn't even like his lips that touch her cheek, it was like his cheek, and he was like, it was fucking weird.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

Weird as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

What who would let that guy come on there? I don't know. Oh, so it's an actual show? Yeah, I think so. Really? Yeah, he broke into the set. Probably. I would have been sick if he's their water boy. Yeah, that's me on the Love Island set. Just sneak it in.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Oh my god. Would you ever accidentally text your ex, but on purpose?

SPEAKER_02 27:20

No, because I hate all of them really bad.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

I wouldn't either. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

You cannot catch me. I think all of them are blocked anyway. Except for like some high school that I yeah, that like don't matter.

SPEAKER_01 27:37

Or count like you know what?

SPEAKER_02 27:41

I think there's I only have like one real exe.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Yeah, like a serious axe. Yeah. I wouldn't either though.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

No, at least block out everything because I fucking hate that.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

Would you ever take back a gift after a breakout?

SPEAKER_01 28:05

Um I think it depends on what the gift is, but fuck yeah. Really? I would. If it was something really expensive that I bought and they like really did me fucking dirty. I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to like cause a whole fucking scene, you know, and be like, I'm suing you or some bullshit. But yeah, if it was like something really expensive and like and if they did you dirty, I guess I could see that.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

Like, why the fuck are you like keeping this even though you're an asshole?

SPEAKER_01 28:33

Yeah. Yeah, I definitely would. Um would you ever go a week without showering for $10,000?

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Do I have to leave the house?

SPEAKER_01 28:44

No.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Then yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

I would too.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Sold.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Fuck yeah, I would for $10,000 a week.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Yeah, I would.

SPEAKER_01 28:51

I definitely would not. My fucking hair would be so fucking greasy and gross.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

I know. I only take mine.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

I'd use sweat wipes to just kind of clean up secretly.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

To do a like a little bird bath.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

Yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

Yeah, for $10,000, then I'm going to Maldives.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

I'm gonna shower and then go.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

Hell yeah. Have you ever accidentally sent a screenshot to the person you screenshotted?

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Yes. That has happened to me and it's so fucking embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

So embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

It's humiliating.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

Or if you're talking about somebody and it accidentally goes to the person you're talking about, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

Um, yeah, uh I have. And it's very humbling. You're like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

And you're like, how the fuck do I get out of this? You can't because I mean, like, now this was before like the new update where you could delete your text message. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

But you still only have a certain amount of time to delete it.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

Yeah. But if they didn't, it's the worst when you sent it and you didn't realize you sent it to that person, and then that person answers and you're like, oh fuck. Fuck. Because now you can't really get out of it. Like before you can run, like, yeah, oh my god, I meant that's what I do. I'm like, oh, I meant to say this person, right? Not your name.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, would you ever pee in a pool as an adult? Yeah, I would too. Aubrey, so the other day. Oh, it's my mom's to help her open the pool. Aubrey is out and she's like, goes over to the grass and she's like, I have to pee. I'm like, no, I'm like, go to the bathroom. You know, like we're in the backyard. I'm like, no. She's like, no one's gonna know. I'm like, I know, go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Yeah, in the grass. Like, have you ever tried to squat and pee? Yeah, it's very hard. It's very hard as well.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

You should see when I take them hiking, and they have to do it.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

I oh, I've tried a couple times. I pee down my leg every single time.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

It always gets on my shoe. It always gets on my shoe.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

Do it, it's hard. I have to hold them up, you know what I mean? And then, like, it's just going everywhere, yeah. It's yeah, and then you're stepping in it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

So down your leg, and then it gets like sticky, kind of you can just feel like all up in my hiking boat and shit. Uh I feel like there's so many like my parents have a salt salt water pool. Like, do they really? That's what my mom has. But I feel like in other pools that have like so many chemicals in it, like marine and shit. It'll kill it as soon as it comes out.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Yeah. Remember when they used to say if you peed in a pool, it would trail behind you like a color green or yeah, blue?

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Blue, yeah. I don't think that's true. I don't think it is either. It's in the movie grown-ups, you know, when they're at the water. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. And they're all similar pigs.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

I don't I don't think that's accurate though.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

I don't think it is either. That's humbling. And there would be a lot of blue, I think.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

If all the kids in there, I know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Um, have you ever used a Ouija board? We tried it once at my friend's house and we knew her house was haunted. I just don't think we did it right. But um, yeah, her house is haunted. So there was she had a light by her house and two little kids drowned in it.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

And yeah. Are you fucking serious?

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Yeah, so they'll like see they talk about all the time how they would see like people.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

Was it two little kids that drowned at the same time? Or was it like two? Oh my god! Yeah, that's so horrible.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

That shit freaks me out though, kind of.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Yeah, they say Ouija boards are like really not good. Oh yeah, like it brings in like dark spirits. I would I personally would never use one. Ever.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Have you ever changed your personality a little to match someone you liked?

SPEAKER_01 32:45

Um my personality maybe slightly, but not like to the degree of like completely changing who I am.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

But maybe a little bit, you know. Not I don't think anytime rate like years ago. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever done that. I feel like maybe when I was younger, you know, like I might have a little bit, but now like as I'm grown up, you know.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

I think my personality is just too hard to hide. So even if I try to, it wouldn't last long.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

And I, you know, it's like you get to a point, like when you're younger, you know, it's different. But when you get older, you get especially like having kids and you're older and you're just like a boss bitch doing shit. It's like this is me. Take it or leave it, move on.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

If it's not, could you imagine having to hide your personality?

SPEAKER_01 33:41

I can't because my personality is really big. It's it's huge, you know. Like it's just a big, I just have a big personality, so I could I couldn't imagine like having to hide suffocating that.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

Me not being a pervert for more.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

I know. You're just you are who you are. I love it, and I would never want you to change for anybody. No, nope. Um, would you ever spend the night alone in a haunted house? No, no, hell no, not by yourself, but with other people. With other people, yeah, like a group of people, and you know for a fact it's haunted, like people have there's like recordings and things.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

It'd have to be certain people because I feel like some people would try to scare me on purpose.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like people that you know and are comfortable with. Yeah, I would too. I would see what it's all about. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

Oh my god. Would you rather be feared than liked?

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Would I rather be feared or liked?

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Would you rather be feared than liked? Um, I think I would want some people to fear me, but not everybody.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Yeah, I guess I could see that. I mean I think yeah, yeah, I guess I can agree with that. Like, I wouldn't want everybody just afraid to talk to me. And I get I get that a lot from people that they're just until they get to know me. Like even like drivers, like, you know, the that have would never talk to me before uh just because of my face. Like, I guess I look mean, but I'm you know, now I'm really good friends with like a lot of them. Yeah, you know, like and I don't I don't like that to the degree where people like are afraid to talk to me because I look mean. I would rather people be like, oh, what's up, you know? Yeah, but it is what it is, and then when they get to know me, they're like, Oh, okay, she's not a raging cunt.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

If you asked me this like a year ago, I would have been like, I'd rather be late because I'm such a people pleaser. Like, I tried such a people please. You are people pleaser. You are, however, now I wish the people that it didn't work on feared me. Yeah, I know. They should fear me anyway. On the basket case. Yeah, they should fear.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Oh my god. That's yeah. For real though. For real, just like scared shitless.

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Yeah, like don't even look my way.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

Yeah, I'm trying to fucking. What's her fucking name? Um, Medusa. Yeah. Um, would you ever get hypnotized? I thought you were gonna say hit by the car. Honestly, I think about it quite often. I think about playing in traffic all the time.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Um, hypnotized to lose weight, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:49

Is that a thing?

SPEAKER_02 36:50

Well, oh, so my psychology teacher was telling us that her brother used to smoke a lot of cigarettes and then he went a hypnotist. Yeah. And they were like, every time you want a cigarette, like you'll think that your stomach hurts so that you don't want one anymore. Yeah. So then he went to pull out a cigarette and he was like, Oh my god, my stomach hurts. So that's how he quit. So if I've heard of that a fucking hypnotist to help me lose weight, fuck yeah. Or you know, be fucking calm for once in my life, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

There's like some crazy hypnotists out there.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

I'll tell you what. Uh yeah, I want to go to um a fortune, not a what are they calling fortune tellers? Somebody that can read your future.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Yeah, I want to do one. I've done it. Really? What do you say? Um, I so I went to this, she was an energy healer, and um I was like going through a lot, and I was having these headaches that were so fucking severe, and I mean it was like really, really bad. And I'm into all that energy shit, you know. So I went to this this woman and I walked in and she also did tarot. And oh yeah, I'm gonna do that too. She was fucking, I'm telling you, spot on. And I she's like, and I didn't say a word to her about my head, like nothing. I didn't give her any information. And um, she's like, have you been having a lot of headaches lately? And I'm like, Yeah, you know, and she's like, I'm gonna do some energy work with you. This bitch fucking did something with her fucking hands, and I shit you not. It was like someone had a grip of my neck and all of a sudden let go, and the headache just fucking went away. Dude, I started bawling my fucking eyes out. I I couldn't even stop it, like I couldn't help it. I just started crying my eyes out, and it literally just it was like the tension, like someone literally was like choking me from the back and it just let go and the headache fucking went away. That's awesome. It was a crazy ass experience. But if you do something like that, you want to make sure it's like a reputable person, you know, because some people just take your money and go, you know, it's like, oh yeah, so you have uh this and that. Like you want someone that you don't give any information to, and you know, actually went to one, someone I know went to one, and uh he did like the past, present, future, and he was like, Yeah, it's okay. Like they didn't, you know, they basically kind of gave me a roundabout thing, but my experience with this woman was fucking phenomenal.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

I want to try it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

And she was spot on with the shit that was going on in my life and everything. It was fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

I wonder what they would tell me.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

And like she even talked about like feminine and masculine energy, and like you know, that I have more masculine because of everything, like she could tell I had just been through so much, so like I'm my masculine energy is more taking over, and like I'm angry, you know, and that you gotta let that feminine in, and like, but when she did that energy work on my fucking headache, and I literally she's like, I'm feeling a lot of tension in your neck and head. Have you been getting headaches?

SPEAKER_02 39:58

I'm like, yes, and she was like, Hold on, where was she around here?

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Yeah, actually, right in Lincourt.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

Really?

SPEAKER_01 40:06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

Is she still doing it?

SPEAKER_01 40:08

Yup, yep.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Oh my god, I thought I would try it.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

It's it's fucking cool. Like it, it was. I literally just started bawling my eyes out, like just releasing all this fucking negative energy. I walked out of there, sat in my fucking car, and I was like, oh my god, holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

That's awesome!

SPEAKER_01 40:29

Yeah, I I I would. I like again, you'd I wouldn't like go to the fair and see someone, you know, like I would look into like reputable. She was really sweet, you know, it was nice and calm in there, and she does like other energy work, she does group stuff. She's good. I like her. That's awesome. Yeah, I would try it. I think everybody should try it at least once.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

Does she do your like future on her?

SPEAKER_01 40:54

Yep. Um, she'll give you like an idea. There's also people who um I know uh a group of people that their mom passed away, it's like a family, and they all went and saw someone who could talk to like you know, like paranormal, and like she would say things that like no one knew, you know, like she was like speaking to them. Yeah, yeah. When you get into energy work, like I was really, really big into meditating for a while, like I just got back into it. But when you really get into it and like you use like crystals and like you really focus on it, there'd be times that like I would close my eyes and I'd sit and meditate and I'd see like images of like a butterfly, or like I'd feel like something on the back of my neck, yeah. Um just crazy. And then when I got back after seeing her, my the time was like 444, which is like an angel number, yeah. And it was it was just it was weird, it was fucking weird that like your guides are like with you, you know. It was it was cool, it was a good experience. I highly recommend it.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

I'm actually you should.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

I'll get your information.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Have you ever gotten secondhand embarrassment so bad you had to leave the room?

SPEAKER_01 42:13

Yes, yes, it yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

I don't think I've ever had to leave the room, but I'm like, I just like it's like a car accident, you can't look away keep watching it.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

What just happened not too long ago though? That and I said it's like a train wreck. Oh what was it? And I was like, I couldn't stop like why you know I can't probably something at work, right? I think it was, but I can't remember what it was, and I was like so mortified, but I had to like keep watching. I can't remember what it was. Shit, that sucks. Um would you ever eat a live bug for a thousand dollars? No, me neither.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

I think although I think a tiny fly flew into my mom one time, so we're supposed to be like a tiny fly, sure.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

Someone donate a thousand dollars for her. Seriously, yeah. No, I I couldn't. There's no way.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

Have you ever snooped in someone's bathroom cabinets?

SPEAKER_01 43:25

Yeah, really? When I was younger, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

Did we find anything good? No, no, you know who does that? Goes through their cabinets to see what kind of medication they take?

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Who? Yes. Is it some who?

SPEAKER_02 43:39

Our new bass fan. He tells me he goes there to make sure that they're not taking any like certain medications.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

Stop playing it with me.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

I'm so serious.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

Ew. Why is it just does he sit there and Google all the names? Probably. He's probably looking for like fucking. oxies or some shit like crackheads oh my god remind me to never have them in my house not that I have like you know have a cabinet full of mostly vitamins vitamins antibiotics desinfectionized it creams cream vagina itch cream monostat you can get from the tech store that's eating stuff oh my god that'd be fucking hilarious or the what is anal bleach anal bleach bleach for your anal hair or the stuff that you like put on your your clique your clique oh it's like enhanced yeah yeah yeah yeah oral oral gel where it tastes good you like helps with gagging makes it so you don't gag it off your cabinet just fucking an overall stuff the half a silicone body in your bathroom cabinet it's like a whole like girl or guy that'd be so funny oh my god would you ever shave your head for fifty thousand dollars yes because I can just get a wig this is true for fifty thousand fuck yeah although my hair kind of needs a little bit to grow oh my god I'd be so scared I think I would do it too I would have to have like a wig on deck 100% I would have to wear a wig because I don't think I would be a good bald no I don't picturing you bald oh my god cap one day to work if anybody says anything oh my god yeah if yeah I'm I would maybe do it for 50 000 fucking dollars I buy myself like a good wig yeah that kind of looks like my hair like a professional really expensive one yeah and then I would just buy it with the rest of the money go to the Maldives she really wants to go to the Maldives so bad do you ever this is like such a random question this is not on the list at all but do you ever get like embarrassed to play the kind of music you like in front of somebody I that has happened to me before yeah I'll like if I'm in the car something I'm like that I'm not like familiar with or anything I'll be like you can just play your music with you odds it's okay yeah because I'll listen to the same fucking song but I know your band that you love my sleep token that's all I've I've never I don't think I've ever heard them I'm gonna have to listen it's more like oh my god what video idea I'll play sleep token you'll react to it oh there you go I'll sing the whole entire time I'll sing the whole I have a really wide variety of music that I like though so for the most part and I don't know music is really big for me thank god you said variety after that why I have a really wide vagina no a wide variety of music so for the most part I think I nail it but I just like it some of them I think you would like it I think I will too just because it's more like a on the rock side kind of right yeah okay yeah I think I would I love it it's so good that's actually one thing we've never I like I knew that that's like your favorite band but like other than that we don't really talk about music too no like what do you listen to other some of the music you play in your office like you were playing Lana Del right the other day I like her I love her yeah she's so pretty she gets you she's married to somebody from um upstate New York yes and um he yeah they're adorable I just love she gets me in my feels like I'll just yeah I love to she's like smoking a cigarette on stage and then puts it on my thing it's like oh she's so cool I just love her I know she's so pretty too yeah she really is and her voice is like fuck dude just I could listen to that playlist the other day at work I was I had my airpod in the whole day I listened to the same song for eight hours straight it was I'll make a man out of you from Mulan oh my god I'm so serious really yeah I'll do that though like I'll find a song that like I really jam to and I'll play it like a couple times because it's just so good. It is so good and I love it but I have a I have a really big wide variety of music the only music I'm not super into is I like some country but I'm not a big country or like heavy metal okay heavy metal is not really my thing like the screaming like scream up yeah I love like old school rock rock rap hip hop RB I even like oldies like I have a whole oldies playlist because I grew up on it right because I'm that old eye roll insert eye roll here country's good yeah it depends like I have a few that I like but I don't know like what songs that's the thing I don't even know what they're called I have them in my playlist you have your phone right there let's do some search let's see here let's see if I know one oh my god this is gonna take me a minute let's see where does that one song I like you're gonna be like really just gonna doesn't sound like me there's like five million songs in here oh I like this one is it's Barry's Rutherford no Alan Jackson oh god okay what about Kenny Rogers that song is called the gambler that's a couple normal country music I like that song all right that's all I have for country those those are your options oh my god I got some Morgan Wallen you like Morgan Wallin I do okay that's a good one okay let me see my country music there's that's a good one I like you can look it up by category Morgan Wallen I got some fucking I like a few songs Cole Swindle some Russell Dickerson who cares Rascal Flats okay rascal flats I fuck with okay Florida George line okay I don't know if they're considered but tradeoak revival I'll take your word for it thank you is that Brian yup okay a couple too terrible as women I've heard Jason Aldean yeah Chris Lane and that's it period that's funny oh my god Jessica pulls out the fucking oldest fucking song player songs c a m p I R E S O N G song oh my god my camera was going off but do you ever shave off your eyebrows for 50k um yes me too my one eyebrow that I got rocking right now no you don't you have nice eyebrows oh my god no they need to be fucking plucked or waxed yeah I pluck mine I don't wax I gotta go get my wax um yeah I would I'd fucking just draw them on hell yeah I'd get mine tattooed on I don't mind tattooed on I know microbladed yeah I know someone who does it she did um I went one time to her not for microblading but it's like a permanent tint she does because I I was like I don't know if I really want to get into microblading and it's good but she's like one of the best around here um I actually used to work with her at Hooters and then she opened up her own yeah Holly her name's Holly yeah and she's she's fucking good I need to do something with all my she's really good yeah um would you ever get a face tattoo for a million dollars yeah I would too I want one anyway you do like for real yeah what do you want I don't know where like on your cheek right here yeah I would if it was if I could pick what it was and where I put it yeah I would do it for a million dollars fuck yeah hell yeah you know the only tattoo I wouldn't do was like in my lip even though that's like kind of trendy I'm like no one would fucking see that no I totally would love to get my throat done but I'm scared me too I'm so scared I want to do the side of my neck side of my neck yes I was looking up like trying to come up with a design I think I know what I want to do. Really I really want to get the side of my neck done me too I wish I could do like a whole thing I know my sister has her whole throat done and it's so fucking hot it looks so good on her and it's like all nice colored you know and it's big and I mean she's covered anyways like head to toe covered not she doesn't have her face done but she's got like her whole throat I think the only thing that she doesn't have done is her full back. Oh right I want a big back tattoo I have a tattoo on my back yeah you do and I would have to like go around it yeah I want my thigh done I want my whole legs done yeah I want a fucking pussy done I want my butthole done insert here just color pink yeah there you go insert here right now arrow yeah I'm ready for one I love how a piece of my hair is stuck to the light just hanging there are new decorations I think we just have to take these off I fear even though or it's too brick glue then but downstairs you would think I know but they stick better than these ones and they're still mad sticky I know but they can't fucking stick to the wall okay they are really sticky still I know okay your turn have you ever replayed an embarrassing moment before falling asleep yes me too and that makes you never want to go to bed I know I yeah that happens to me actually a lot where I'm like oh man I should have done this or said this you know it's like and then it's in your head and you're like what should I have done differently when like this thing or like yeah or like what are they thinking about me right now like what what's their mindset of me right now that was so embarrassing and humbling yeah that's definitely happening. Okay um would you ever spend a month without your phone for $25,000 no I couldn't even if I wanted to because of work so that was a stupid question.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

Okay say work is off the table for $25,000 fucking dollars now a whole month that's a long fucking time yeah I don't think I could do it I don't think I can do it either yeah um let's see here I had a good one would you ever survive a week without complaining absolutely not I do my best but I can't survive an hour I know like I I do my best to try not to complain too much just because it's like life's too short yeah no but yeah no I could not um would you ever tell your best friend if their partner was cheating yeah okay my best friend yeah yeah hell yeah but I wouldn't know how to break it and then I've been like oh what if they take it the wrong way and then they're mad at me because they don't want to know that but then I can never hide that from them I'd be like no fucking way I'd have to say something and just be like listen take take it if you want it take it in the butt.

SPEAKER_01 56:30

Yeah but this is how it is take it right in the pooper would you ever trade your love life for unlimited money oh well seeing as I don't really have one um heart equals broken now for the other party no uh for unlimited money no no well what if you get the unlimited money and then you just like hide it yeah but then you're cheating and that probably wouldn't work and they'd know whoever was paying me well what the fact no I'd rather have like a solid good love and like just live with what I have than not yeah yeah no I would not love is worth more than money yeah I would not trade my love for money yeah because then I would have to go no no I don't like that idea um would you ever date your friend's ex?

SPEAKER_02 57:41

No yeah no because if they're my my friend's ex there's a really sexy chance that I already hate the motherfucker yeah so why the fuck would I do that what if it was a situation where they dated briefly they just didn't work out and then you guys connected probably also no yeah because I don't feel like why am I doing all that yeah yeah I agree that's cringe have you ever thought someone was flirting and later realized they were just nice ooh no that would be so embarrassing I feel like nobody's actually flirting with me they're just being nice like I'm like the opposite like if somebody's like you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 58:24

Yes like I'm like oh they're just being nice because I don't see myself as somebody that somebody wanna flirt with really aweshi yeah that's crazy that you think that way you're definitely somebody that anybody would want to flirt with you flirt with me I flirt with you all the time that's because we have sex you're my baby I love you so much um no I don't I don't I don't think so because I'm also very like insecure and like and if like somebody was like flirting with me I would you know like I'd give it back but like I wouldn't know if they were being like serious yeah so like until I knew I took myself seriously right now. I know maybe would you ever date a coworker? Would you yuping so she's cheating on me guys never not even just like right now but just like in your lifetime like at any job ever.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

Yeah like would you ever date someone you work with or is it like a situation where you're like don't shit where you eat we know well and good that's not how I am like I'll take it wherever I want um I don't know I'd have to be very um I would have to know that it was gonna work out yeah well that's impossible so the answer is no then have you ever made a fake scenario in your head and gotten mad about it yeah me too all the time yeah where I'm like yeah yeah 100% just because where your mind just like starts spinning and then like what if this happened and then I'm like fucking did it did it happen oh my god maybe it did like that warrants coming out they walk in you're like fuck you my head starts spinning and all flings on pops right off would you ever report a coworker for something minor fuck no yeah me either because they could turn around give me for way worse also really reporting people yeah I mean there's people that report me and I could probably get them for way worse but here we are yeah here we are but I'm a good person you are a good person thanks baby you're welcome baby have you ever had a this will end badly feeling and ignored it have I ever had a what this will end badly feeling and ignored it yes me too I wish you never oh no I'm just kidding me waking up in the morning yeah and the day by like you know I don't know what but uh yes I have and ignored it or you just feel like it's like this is not gonna go well this is gonna be bad yeah you do it yeah yeah yeah I have um would you ever stay friends with someone who betrayed you depends on what they did yeah it would really it would not take a lot actually but it I would have to like think about what they did and then like did were they in the right for doing it?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:09

No I don't know I would have to like weigh our friendship and be like how long have we been friends like yeah like really I think for you it it depends on what the betrayal would be but well honestly it hasn't really happened too much so yeah I don't I've I've been betrayed by a couple people and like people that I did a lot for and it just and you're not friends anymore you no and you you can never look at them the same yeah you know it like really fucks you up so I wouldn't would you ever go someone instead of ending things honestly oh um like someone I'm like no I don't think I would I don't think I would you want to go somebody no if it's someone that like I'm you know not invested in at all and it's like whatever just not answering them yeah I guess maybe but if it's like someone I'm like you know into or whatever and I just I wouldn't just go with some no be lying it's the easiest way to go yeah but this is so random but would you rather go on a dinner date or like a fun day fun fun day dinner date if you get nervous eating in front of people yes I know yeah that is scary I know I don't yeah does that ever go away I don't know I think so well yeah I mean you know you see someone you start talking to them dating them whatever and then you're like eating and then I have a sexy mess when I eat remember me eating the bagel the other day oh my god you have cream cheese all over your face I walk in and you're like eating this bagel and I'm like honey you guys all over you guys actually white cream there oh my god that was something else or when you know you send me your coffee order and I go to the Duncan line and she says medium iced caramel whatever with man milk and and fucking whatever sugar and I read it and the fucking Duncan lady's like excuse me and I'm like uh hold on let me reread this order and I'm like I'm so fucking sorry that was my bestie who sent me this text I apologize man cream that's fucking hilarious I I was in the tissue and I had someone call me about an order I'm like okay yeah the I'm like uh medium caramel bowl of man milk and like excuse me she goes excuse me and I'm like did I read that wrong did they not carry this so I'm like rereading it and I'm like fucking Ashie bro are you shitting me I am after you texting you that that you said that out loud I fucking put my head on the vest just like this and I could not stop laughing I was like nobody comes in here because I'm like a brain I was laughing so hard oh my god that's so fucking embarrassing man milk man cream oh my god so funny fuck um would you ever would you ever let your parents choose your partner fuck no fuck no I'd be dating an altar boy probably a priest yeah the priest oh my god I really don't know like yeah I know would you ever want to know the exact date that you'd die no me neither I don't want to know how I die or when I'm gonna die To die. Yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:04

Like I would be in my room all the time. I really don't want to die. I'm not ready to die.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:08

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:08

I don't think I'll ever be ready to die. Yeah, I know. Do you think it's cringe when men thrift?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:21

Um I don't know. I think it's more cringy than like women do it. Women do and it's like cute. They find good shit. Yeah. If a guy was like going to like like if I wanted to go and I had a guy with me and he was like, oh, this is cool. I'm gonna buy this, it would be fine. But if like there's he's like, I'm gonna go thrifting this weekend.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:45

What if they found a podcast and it's like, oh I'm getting this.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:52

Yeah, no, I feel like a guy's just like spent his weekends thrifting. That'd be odd. I'd be kind of weirded out about it. Um have you ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:11

You know, one time. And I think I was in like middle school at the time. Yeah. No, it was in the ninth grade. And my global history teacher at the time was she was one of the field hockey coaches, but she was like, and I played field hockey, but she was kind of like scary sometimes if you didn't know her like that. And she was off one day, so we had a substitute teacher, and she like stopped me in the hallway and she had her hand up and she didn't say anything, so I high-fived her and she goes, Stop right there. And I was like, Were you talking in my class yesterday? But I thought she was like putting her hand up for a high five, which is odd because she's never done that before. So, like, why the fuck would I do you know? Right, like what made me think about it I would have done something, were you talking in my class and like freaking the fuck out? And I'm like, Oh, and I give her a high five, what the fuck did I just do? I was just yeah, I fucking wave at people that don't wave at me all the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:03

That's happening to me. Like, I was I think it was at this apartment I'm at, and I was like walking out, and someone was like, Hey! And I'm like, oh hi. Someone behind me, and I was so I was so humbled. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

Watching that happen to somebody else because it's yeah, it's fucking embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:23

So embarrassing, yeah. You just want to crawl in a rock and pretend you didn't see it. You're like turning your head.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:28

I know it's so fucking embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:31

Oh my god. Okay, have you ever tripped in public and pretended nothing happened?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:35

Probably. Or no, I never pretend nothing happened. I say, Oh my fucking god, I almost died.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:42

She's got me at all thing. So, not too long ago, there's two stories, not too long ago. You know the like keels I wear, like the yeah, yeah. So I had gotten out of work and I went home and I went to get out of the car, and I stepped down and there was a stone. Oh, but you like broke your angle a little bit. Yeah, I hate when that shit happened. And I'm like, fuck me. I'm like, I hope no one saw that. And then like last year, I think it was, I was it was winter and I was wearing my sneakers and I came into the building and I stepped on the metal part of the bottom of the door frame and both of my legs just went out and I fucking smashed down on the ground. Dude, I stood up and I just like shook it off. I had all the shit in my hand, and I'm like, I hope no, no, people saw it on the camera.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:32

Or you know that rug that's right out there? Um, like if you're coming from the warehouse back into the offices, how there's a rug right now, yes, trip over it. No, sometimes when it gets way too wet, it's mad slippery.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:44

Really?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:45

But I've never fallen.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:47

Yeah, thank god.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:48

Not yet. I'm gonna do it and then go on workers' town for a little bit. Just chill.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

Have you ever walked into a glass door?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:56

Yeah, at work the other day, so somebody rang the doorbell and I'm like, okay, I'll just grab it because I'm standing right here. I fucking went to open the door and my hand like hit the fucking doorknob. Yeah, you know, I didn't twist it.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:09

I fucking went right in my head's match right one night in my apartment. Um I don't know if like I had been drinking or like I smoked, and it was like a while ago. And um, I went to go walk outside and fucking the slider was shut. This it was the screen though in my defense. I fucking no smush smack bread.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:35

It was so embarrassing. It was so embarrassing. The guy just standing there.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:39

I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:42

What do you ever eat a guy's butthole?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:44

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:46

I'm editing the knot out. Absolutely. No, no, no, that's fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:54

I would never no, no, I would not.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:58

Bingleberries.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:00

Uh stop. Stop. Oh my god. Sorry. Ew. No. There are some things I will not do, and that is one of the things I will not do. What's another thing? I don't know. I gotta think about it. But that is on the top of the list. That's what I will not do. I can tell you that. Um, have you ever had a dream that later came true? Yes, that's happened to me too.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:32

It's kind of like deja vu, or maybe I'm not like sleeping, but like I see things in my head. This is I'm not crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:38

No, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:39

And then like it'll happen. I'm like, wait, I've seen that before.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:41

Yeah, I mean I had a dream one time about a really bad accident, and it was like so vivid. It was a yellow car and everything on on a dog lake parkway, and like a couple weeks later, an accident happened, and there was a yellow car that was involved. It was fucking weird. It was fucking weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:02

Yeah, yeah, that's happened to me. Yeah, that's really weird how that happens. I know almost like predict the people.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:10

Sense it.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:10

I feel like Raven from that so ramen.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:12

Seriously, yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:16

Um scared. These are stupid. Have you ever been on TV?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:34

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:35

Should I be? Yes. Yes. I have. I used to be in commercials.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:38

Really? What commercial? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:42

Um I used to work for um a cell phone company. And we used to do commercials. And I was in. Really? Yeah, I swear. That's awesome. I think that's it. I have other ones, but yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

Alrighty. Well, thank you everybody for listening. Whoop-whoop. Don't forget to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and that's where it ends, actually. I was like, uh, Snapchat? No, we don't. Oh my god, can you imagine we make like a that'd be fucking hilarious?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:22

That would be hilarious. We should. I like that idea. I still want to do a bloopers thing too. We have the funniest fucking bloopers. Oh my fucking god.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:35

Just a reminder this podcast is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed therapists, dating coaches, or role models. We're just two coworkers with microphones and opinions.

unknown 1:13:46

Perfect.