KIMBLE-ING

Kimble is a fascinating creature, often seen en route to somewhere or playing in the dirt. She wrote pieces of the demographic study for the Balanced Budget & Emergency Deficit Control Reaffirmation Act. Occasionally, she survives airplane crash landings. She can cook 5 minute oats in under 4 minutes. She is an expert in plastering corners, a hopeful romantic and an outlaw in China. She can learn most languages in under 6 weeks. She is friends with the former Premier of Bermuda. She enjoys vacant, drained pool skateboarding. On Fridays, after work, she gives marketing advice over beers at no charge. She had tea with monks at the Golden Pavilion and advised the British not to adopt the Euro. One Sunday, on a whim, she made her own mountain. Horses trust her. She dances, sings loudly and off key at inappropriate times. She has harvested four leaf clovers in 4 states and visited every pre 1990’s ball park in the US. She died when she was 15. She got better.