The Party Never Sleeps

If there was a party, you could always count on these two to show up and instigate it. Welcome, FireBall and FlyBoy.

Hold My Bee is two friends and some guest stars talking about the unbelievable things happening in their lives. Think of this as a form of therapy, for us at least, drinks will be shared, songs may be sung, and for the most part, the sarcasm is heavy.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Anywho. Okay. Hi, I'm B.

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And I'm Morgan.

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And welcome to our podcast where we talk about truly random and sometimes unbelievable things that happen in our lives.

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Mostly trauma.

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I haven't gotten that far. We will sit here and try and get a buzz while you listen and judge. Real life uh drama or straight up drama.

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Sorry, did I throw you off with that one?

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A little bit. So Morgan, we um are recording back to back again, and Morgan is still a little traumatized from the last episode.

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It was a lot last episode.

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It was our longest episode.

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Yes, and the only episode so far that we finished our drinks before the end.

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Yeah, we didn't we didn't cheers at the end.

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Um we're having apple cider today.

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Yes.

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Um not sponsored. Um here are your trigger warnings. Um we're gonna start with, hey, look, we still have new equipment, but we're still learning. We just found out we could detach the mics.

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Small wins.

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Small wins. Um so the audio will be weird. We're doing our best. Shut up about it. This is to like the four people who give a shit about it. Shut up.

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You know who you are.

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They do. Uh however, the actual trigger warnings include, but are not limited to, in every episode, except for last episode, there was more. Uh sarcasm boosts, swearing sickness, mental health, physical health, breakdowns, and crash outs. Possible mentions of blood, vomit, and cheaters. There is definitely gonna be vomit mentions in this one. Is there we have an instigator in this one?

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Oh yeah, I guess that's fair.

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How do you think the pirate party I also think that she was the jello shot incident?

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I think so.

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With blue.

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I think so. It makes more sense.

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Anyway, this episode is about fireball. Beep beep.

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Okay, I gotta stop doing that.

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And fly boy.

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F-L-Y boy.

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Yes. Well, we already talked about the other one, so you should be good now.

SPEAKER_05 2:17

I am good. They might not be. And it's just it's easier to say. Plus, you know, we're integrating subtitles too, we're trying to.

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Yes, that was a suggestion.

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So I need to make sure it actually gets fally the first couple times.

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Now there's a song on top of my head.

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Okay, anyway. So Fly Me to the moon. Sorry, it wasn't that song.

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Okay, well.

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Um, that that's where our generational differences come in. No. Yeah. Well, because you're going more fake Frank Sinatra, and I was going more like 90s hip-hop.

SPEAKER_05 2:58

Okay, fair. Fair. I didn't do a lot of hip-hop.

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That's what I'm saying. That's where our generations are different. Anyway. Um, so Flyboy introduced her to the group.

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Yes.

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And I guess since we're gonna say Flyboy introduced her, we need to say how we introduced Flyboy. And honestly, how did he get in the group?

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For me, Flyboy was already in the group.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

That's what I'm thinking. You know what? Big Red was huge friends with his sister. That makes a lot of sense. And then, yeah, he got integrated that way, but honestly, like we ended up well, him and Fireball were like this, and then uh. And then um, me and him became like that afterwards. Uh when I went down. Downtown. Sorry. Music is not my friend right now. Um anyway.

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The ADHD is ADHD.

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I forgot to take my meds, and that's my fault.

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Good to know.

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My ADHD meds.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

Okay. I was like, I know you took the other stuff.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

That's why you said I forgot to take my ADHDs. Okay. Um, I don't like to take them on the same day.

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Fair.

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Anyway, um, so Firewall, she she was a lot. She was a lot. She was always like not in a bad way. Always. Some sometimes in a way.

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There was a couple instances where it was in the bad way. But she was generally speaking, always there, always a party person.

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She was always there. She was always down for a good time. Like you, if you were with her, you were on an adventure.

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Yeah, like you didn't intentionally like get lost or go on an adventure, but you best prepare for one.

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Yes.

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Always. Like you were the she was the reason you needed a go bag in your car. Not because you were gonna stay the night, but because advanced- You never knew where you were gonna end up. And it was always like a oh well, I don't have the right shoes, or I don't have the she either had it in her car, or she didn't care. Or it was like, Okay, well, it doesn't matter, we're going. She's like, that's nice. Get in the car. What? She was our number one kidnapper.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

She was. She was. I'm a kidnapperisk, she was a kidnapper.

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Yeah, like she was the one who would be like, Okay, and she's like, That's cute. Did I ask? Um, excuse me, ma'am. We we just want to we just wanted to have a good time.

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We once drove to work in a blizzard because we were all dumb.

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Oh well.

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And then we were gonna get stuck there because they stopped running the shuttles to the employee lot, and she was like, the fuck we are. And we went on an adventure, but we got to our car.

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Listen, my mom, that same blizzard, she's like, You're not staying, we're not staying. We don't know how we're getting to the cars, but we're not staying. I was like, Okay, tell me what, because we were um, I was at least upstairs at that time with Joe. Um, yeah, because that's we were it was her and I up there.

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That was a blizzard that made me question all my life decisions. We almost died on the way there. I was in an elevator drop when I got there.

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I forgot about it.

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I was in an elevator drop when I got there. Um the world's whatever largest escalator broke on the way up after I got out of the elevator because I wasn't doing that shit again.

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People slid down that.

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Or actually, no, the escalator was broken, which is why we had to take the elevator. The elevator dropped. I said, fuck that, and I went on the escalator.

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Well, because they they try to block it off at that place when like weather gets really bad. Rightfully so, it's outside. Yeah, it's outside, and you go down inside something. It's a it's supposed to be a really cool like light sculpture.

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It's not. It's perfect. Oh, they they uh finally removed the projectors.

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What shocker.

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But anyway, um, and then we get inside and all the food places were shutting down. And I was trying to tell people, like, if you need to go get food, let me know. And then people were being smart asses, and we all know how well I deal when I'm already pissed off and have died like four times in a day.

SPEAKER_05 7:09

And they're hungry.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Yeah. Oh, and then I brought my food that day and I flipped it.

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Mm-hmm.

unknown 7:18

Yeah.

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It's a good day for you.

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Yep. And then they told me I couldn't go home. Not because they were forcing me to stay there, but because there was no way to get to my car.

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Yeah, because they turned all the shuttles, the roads got closed in and out.

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So I walked over to a friend of a special variety, and I asked, How do I get there? And he's like, All right, what you're gonna do is I never told you this, but you're gonna go down this road. It's closed, it's one way, you're not supposed to be there.

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Which is generally how we end up in situations.

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And uh Fireball had parked in the garage, and she was like, say less.

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Listen, if Fireball was always there for someone, she definitely had a big heart.

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She did, she did. Now, she she was a bit selfish in some ways, but like she was something fierce for her friends.

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Oh, yeah. Like, no matter what, even if you were wrong, one, she'd tell you like immediately, but she'd also just let you be dumb in your wrong. She'd be like, that's no, that's stupid. Don't do that, but do a backflip. She she was that meme.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

She was. Um, she also, though, she she was not the brightest when it came to her own situations, though.

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No, um, she had a lot going on.

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Always.

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Uh and she always had an excuse for why she was so stubborn.

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Why she was so stubborn, why she bailed last minute.

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And some of them were like, rightfully.

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Yeah, I mean, some of them were legit, but some of them were like, you you just wanted to go get laid, didn't you? Listen, she as someone who she had mad game.

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Always.

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She always had something going on.

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And it was never and like when she was like with just one person, you were like, oh, okay. No, no, no, she was loyal.

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I wasn't saying that.

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No, no, no, no, because she was calmer when it was just she was with that person. Yes. But the second she was single, she was feral. She had the game for everyone, and she winged people either side. Didn't matter. She was like, Oh, you want say less. I'm good.

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Cider is not our friend. No, cider is not our friend. We'll we might not finish this one.

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No, I'm sorry.

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You know who you are. We're very sorry.

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Yeah, these ones are very bubbly and they're making it real hard for audio.

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They're very bubbly, so we don't we don't want to mess up the audio, so that we're probably not gonna drink the rest of this episode. Please don't be mad.

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And we're not chugging it.

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We are not oh god, no, never chug a cider.

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Well, it's not even cider. We don't do even shotguns with beers. We don't do beers.

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We don't do beers, we're not beer people. That's why I said cider.

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Yeah, we're like liquor and mixed drinks type of people. Um speaking of parties with fireball.

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She was such an instigator.

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Always I want to be sober tonight. That's cute. Have a shot. I have to drive in like three hours. That's cute. Here you go. Just spend the night. It'll be fine. It's we'll find room for you. It's not even it's not even your house. Yeah, I'll find room. You're offering space in someone else's house, and fair. There was no like stopping that one. No. Um, and then so B was very good at jello shots.

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It was. They were dangerous.

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Very dangerous.

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They tasted really good, but they were really strong.

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Like, I know we've talked about them before, but they were definitely like that was my specialty. Oh, yeah. Um, which is why some people didn't know when they were being fed them by Fireball how bad it was gonna get.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

So, in their defense, the average jello shot uh that you would get somewhere else, especially at a bar, is watered down and it's mostly jello. Yeah. I don't play that. No, yours is mine is two cups of alcohol to your one cup of water. Two shots of vodka.

SPEAKER_05 11:29

Uh two for me, one for you. But it always it always had been. Yeah, well, I and I if you were an experienced party goer, you would know how these jello shots were.

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To not take too many. Especially if they had an X on them.

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Mm-hmm. Because the X ones were doubled.

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The X ones were basically like, I'm not wasting the rest of this bottle, so they're going in the jello.

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And they still set up for however.

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Yeah. Like there wasn't everything I would do hundreds of jello shots at these parties. Well, not let me rephrase that. I would make, not do.

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Yeah, no. No, there wasn't a and there was the one party where someone did do that. That was his own dumb fault. It was, but like someone decided that that was what he wanted to do. Well, no, okay, to be and was instigated.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

They were instigated, and so normally when I do jello shots, I did vodka whiskey, ram, you know, the traditionals. This person had to be an asshole and was like, I only drink tequila. So I was like, Bet. So I made tequila jello shots.

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I don't think he's touched tequila since.

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I don't think so. Um, that's not true. I brought him a bottle after the fact.

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Listen, we learn things back. It's probably uh I hope it's empty.

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Oh, I don't want that bottle. I want a new one.

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Oh, okay.

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Anyway.

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Speaking of, we still have to find that bottle.

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Oh shit.

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Uh, we we found a really cool bottle and we want to collect it.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Yes. Um, anywho, so I made tequila specific jello shots for this individual, and when I was like, hey, you want to go for the ones with the teas, because tea means tequila. This motherfucker thought that he was supposed to eat all of them.

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And it was not a challenge.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

I didn't say to eat all of them. But you know who did?

SPEAKER_05 13:27

Was it Flyboy?

SPEAKER_01 13:29

No, it was Fireball.

SPEAKER_05 13:30

Oh no, Fireball? What?

SPEAKER_01 13:34

Yep. And at the end of the night they came to me with like a handful of them left. I was like, I can't do it. And I was like, can't do it. What? What the fuck are you talking about? I can't finish. And I was like, How many of these did you eat? And he's like, all but these, and I was like, oh dear god. Well, don't drive.

SPEAKER_05 13:51

Well, and I'm pretty sure, like, hadn't eaten, hadn't done anything, and then ran into fireball.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

That sounds about right, yeah. Cause they usually people would come to these parties just right after work.

SPEAKER_05 14:02

Yeah, and like so everyone knows that when you're at work and you're working like eight to ten hours, and that's before overtime. Mando. It was okay, I'm gonna drink as much water as I possibly can all day, but if I don't, whatever. I'm gonna have a pocket snack. Yes, generally, like some chips or whatever, whatever you can get out of your pocket quietly and still do your job and not get caught.

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And also not melt.

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And not melt you. Some people tried chocolate.

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Some people tried Skittles.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

Oh my god, no. If you eat them quick enough, yeah, but I'm like MMs and Skittles, you can't do those.

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They will never come out.

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No, you have to do like Starburst.

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That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 14:48

Oh, and um, not a cheeseburger. We had three incidents of those.

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Oh dear god. Anyway. Back to fireball.

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I'm just saying, sitting at the desk and you slip out a cheeseburger. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it happened.

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Anyway.

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We lost our spot.

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We did. We're talking about fireball.

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Yes. Angelo Shots.

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Angela Shots.

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Pirate party. Shipwreck Cove. She instigated all of that.

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Shipwreck Cove is the only party that I ever threw where people, multiple people had to spend the night, and multiple people needed a trash can. They all got their own couch and a trash can, and I dubbed it Shipwreck Cove. And then I went to bed because I do not do well with that. I was like, don't make a mess. Throw that shit out. I will see you when I see you.

SPEAKER_05 15:47

Yeah.

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I'm not leaving my room until you leave this house.

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And hopefully, you know, you don't die of alcohol poisoning.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Okay, well, obviously, but Listen, people are dumb.

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Sorry, I have to adjust. Oh, we're good. I just I'm good now. You sure? No. Okay. Physically I'm fine. Mentally, not so much.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Oh, well, if we were mentally fine, we wouldn't be here.

SPEAKER_05 16:13

That's that's accurate.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

We wouldn't have anything to talk about.

SPEAKER_05 16:16

We'd have lots to talk about. Um we do have to um kind of address that elephant in the room, though.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

What's the elephant in the room?

SPEAKER_05 16:25

Why we keep referring to her in a past tense.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

We we haven't gotten to it, but we have to. I'm just reminding you.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

Unfortunately, Fireball is no longer with us. Um and I don't mean that in a sense of she pissed us off and it's not in our lives.

SPEAKER_05 16:45

No. Um unfortunately in our lives, there are several people who have passed. Um, this is one of them. Uh Fireball was stubborn, and we loved her. We still love her, but very much. Uh Fireball made a life decision that we all have opinions about.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

It was a lifestyle, but it so it is.

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I will say that she was one of the ones that like maintained everything, had the safety stuff, like did everything correctly and to the T.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

What happened to Fireball was not her fault. No, but it was that of a young driver who did not know the rules of the road properly.

SPEAKER_05 17:34

And um forgot to look twice. Yes. Yeah. Um so that oh, that's the same month, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Mm-hmm. It's a week apart.

SPEAKER_05 17:48

That's what I thought. Um so I actually um thought about drawing something for her for the shop. Um, but I wanted to get your opinion on it too.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

We'll visit offline.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

But anyway, so enough beating around the bush. Fireball was killed in a motorcycle accident due to a negligent teenage driver.

SPEAKER_05 18:11

We weren't beating around the bush.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

No, I know what I just was gonna be direct.

SPEAKER_05 18:15

I know.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

But we also unfortunately for me, well, and I guess all of us, but me. This was the second time this had happened in a year.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

Um except for the first one wasn't a teenager.

SPEAKER_05 18:30

That one was uh more traumatic. It is more traumatic, but it also gives us um it gets us all more pissed off. It really does. Because like the teenager at least felt remorse. And I believe, if I'm not wrong, the teenager actually stuck around. She did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

Well, technically the other one did stick around, but he didn't really have a choice.

SPEAKER_05 18:53

Fair. Um, off topic. On but off topic is what it is.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:59

Um, because before that, it was her and Flyboy for everything.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

They were. They were attached at the hip, and then he got a better job, and he was he had to go away for training.

SPEAKER_05 19:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Um, but again, they they were thick as thieves. They were even roommates at one point.

SPEAKER_05 19:16

I didn't know that part.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

Yeah, they lived together. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:20

You I can't say that.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Nope. Um, but no, she was a bad instigator. Actually, she got me in trouble with Flyboy. What did she do to get you in trouble with Flyboy? So me and Flyboy and my ex were all going on a cruise together. But the day that we were supposed to leave, um, it was someone's Bachelorette, and I went downtown with Big Red, and I was supposed to come back home with Big Red, because me and Big Red live like five minutes away from each other. Um, and once I got downtown, Fireball was there because she was at the Bachelorette. I mean, as one is. And it was time to leave. And she convinced me to stay.

SPEAKER_05 20:00

Yes, because you can't leave when the party's started.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

So I stayed a little bit longer. My my plan had been to uh take a lift or anywhere home. That did not happen. When I looked up the prices, it was gonna be like a hundred dollars. And I just I laughed and I called Flyboy. I was like, oh yeah. What you doing? Because that's it's so much cheaper. Yeah, so he he came and got me to his credit, but here's where I got in trouble. So people tell me that I'm too type A and that I need to go more with the flow. So I, for the one and only time in my life, had not packed for this trip. So I am drunk off my ass. Flyboy picks me up, and we go to my house. And now in his mind, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 20:47

Sorry, I I was thought it was online. You're good. Sorry, I'm messing with the audio levels.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Yeah, and you muted my mic. I didn't know, I just turned you down. Anyway, I I can do that fine just myself. So his in his mind, he was gonna pick me up from downtown. We were gonna go to my house, we were gonna get my suitcase, because again, type A, I'm always like a week ahead. And this wasn't our first trip together. And um I think that makes it worse. I know. And then we were gonna go back to his place, get his his luggage, and then go pick up my ex while we waited for our flight. Because he had to work that day. That's not what happened. We get to my house, and I am like, Do you think this would look good? And he's like, I don't fucking care. Put it in the bag. Put all of it in the bag. Anything that you'll grab, put it in the bag. So so I put it in the bag, and then we went to his place and he like was gonna hop in the shower or whatever. So I passed, he's like, You can take a power nap on the couch and then I'll wake you up.

unknown 21:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:48

When he went to wake me up, I basically was like, No.

SPEAKER_05 21:51

You're notorious for not waking up well.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

No, I am mean. I'm so mean when I'm tired. Like he took a huge wreck. He was like, What do you mean, no? And I was like, no. He's like, I'm not playing this game with you. I was like, I don't wanna. He's like, I don't care. Get in the freaking car. I was like, oh, fine. And then by some miracle, I was like stone cold sober sober by the time we picked up the exit the airport. Because I guess I slept on the car and then I was fine. It was like a bee resurrection. I was just like, food. He was like, sure, whatever.

SPEAKER_05 22:32

I think to be fair, food does solve most of your issues. And if it happens to be potato based, then even better.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

It was even greater because we were on that cruise. And again, so I have issues with food. Like I'm never hungry, or when I'm when I eat, I get sick. And we're on this cruise, and I was it would be like 10 o'clock at night and be like, You guys hungry? And they're like, You're hungry? And I'm like, Oh, yeah, but I can wait. No, no, no. Let's let's go eat. Let's let's get some food in you.

SPEAKER_05 23:03

To their credit, at least.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Yeah, they were they were just surprised. They're like, no, we're not saying no. We're just asking if this is like a code or is this a cry for hope? I mean blink twice? You've only been with us. Like, which one of us is the threat?

SPEAKER_05 23:18

Blink the left one if it was this one. Blink the right one if it was this one. Can you wink?

SPEAKER_01 23:22

I can't wink in my right eye.

SPEAKER_05 23:28

So clearly it was the other one. Pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Also, speaking of Flyboy and Fireball, we went to Vegas together all of us.

SPEAKER_05 23:36

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

For her birthday. Because it was it was Flyboy, Dee and me in a room. And then it was uh Fireball and her ex or her girlfriend at the time. And we all went for her birthday. And another be getting drunk story. Oh god. I did great the entire trip until the last day, and then I died. And then I literally like went into the tub, turned on the shower, and I was just like, and then I puked, puked, and rallied. But that was the most disorganized trip I've ever been on. Because it was everything's last minute. The whole thing was last minute. Groupon was my friend.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

For Vegas? Yeah, for Vegas with the five of us. Who was supposed to plan it?

SPEAKER_05 24:24

Fireball. Well, there's your I know.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

I know.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

Because you someone decided to leave her in charge.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

It was her trip. Okay, but even for like I'm not even sure. I don't even remember how I got invited. And then I ended up in a trunk.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

It was a whole thing. You got kidnapped? No, it was the taxi. I was sent back there with the luggage because there wasn't enough room. That's not legal. No one said it was. And then I took a I remember taking a Snapchat in the trunk with all the luggage and being like, I always knew this would happen one day. And you guys were like, wait, what? Is this like is this should we be mobilizing?

SPEAKER_05 25:05

We're all checking the location. Should we do something? Where are you? Meanwhile, the other like four people who have your location are in the car with you. Like that's supposed to help it.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

Oh, and then there was a time that Flyboy took a uh cruise and he didn't tell his family. And I had his his uh car because I didn't have a car at the time.

unknown 25:28

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

And it was so funny because um the other one knew and he texted me and he was like, Is he's he's on a cruise, right? Like, that's why you have his car? And I was like, Yeah. He's like, You want to let his family know?

unknown 25:44

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

And I was like, what do you mean? And do I want to let his family know? And he's like, Yeah, they're reaching out to me asking if they should file a missing person's report. Yeah, because he's like, I don't want you to get arrested for driving this car. And I was like, you know what? That is some shit that would happen to me. I have permission and keys to the vehicle, and I'm getting arrested for stolen cars.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

Listen, just because you have the keys doesn't mean it's not stolen.

unknown 26:10

Fair.

SPEAKER_04 26:12

Given your luck.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

Well, and he doesn't like to play play, pay for the Wi-Fi. So I'm like, I'm gonna, I'll shoot him a message, but I gotta wait until he gets to a port.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

Okay, so he'll do all of the all of the things for a cruise. Yep. But not the Wi-Fi. He'll do the package.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

No, because he wants to be immersed in the experience.

SPEAKER_05 26:34

Listen, I can be immersed in the experience.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

I am too much of I am too much of a flight risk.

SPEAKER_05 26:39

I have a feeling.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Could you imagine if I ever went somewhere without Wi-Fi or access to my phone at least once a day? At least once a day. I'm not saying I have to be on it the whole time.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

No.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

But could you imagine if I just disappeared for for a week?

SPEAKER_05 26:56

One, you'd be so pissed off about your snapstreaks.

unknown 26:58

I really would.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

I would be emailing Snapchat personally. I mean, like, bro, I got kidnapped, and if you don't restore these, like it would- It wasn't my fault. Do you want the police report? Actually, I would be talking to the the kidnapper and be like, bro, I'll give you the password. I'll give you all the information. I don't even care if you look at the the the certain photos, but keep the streak.

SPEAKER_05 27:20

You see those fires? I need you to keep them firing. I don't care if you send pictures of just a black screen.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

You can send help wanted. You can send the ransom note. I don't give a shit. Don't random die. No. Actually, that is how my ransom note's gonna go out. It's gonna be a snapshot streak. No, but that's the thing. I my kidnapper would like the sum of one million dollars. No, but it would be like, bro, I'm not worth that.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Nobody's nobody's paying that. No, but it'd be the only one that we'd actually like get and be like, oh no. I mean, if the streak dies, pay the dollar.

SPEAKER_01 27:54

Pay the dollar. Pay the dollar to keep it alive until I get back, I'll pay you back. He will though. I would. I'd be like, you better be paying that.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

It's because I think I think most of us tried to pay.

SPEAKER_05 28:10

I've had people pay it before because they don't want to deal with me being like so. Listen. What did you do? No one wants it. It's kind of like when a mom gets you.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

Yeah, because it's not, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. And it's like, no, be mad, please. I have people who don't even use Snapchat that still have a Snapchat streak with me.

SPEAKER_05 28:33

That's that's not right. You're a monster.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

I am a monster.

SPEAKER_05 28:39

That is something we will not ever make for this podcast. Oh no, no, no, no. Um, but we have made bum bum bum a Twitch.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

We did. We did make a Twitch.

SPEAKER_05 28:51

We've made a TikTok, Instagram. My entire brain just uh was trying to go through it.

SPEAKER_01 28:58

But we have TikTok, Instagram, Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 29:02

Yes, YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

YouTube. We still didn't check on the thing.

SPEAKER_05 29:07

No, but we are on Audible.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

We yes, we are on Audible now. And it's free. So I don't want to hear about how you have to pay for it. I mean you have to pay for your Audible, that's on you. But if you have Audible already, it is free.

SPEAKER_05 29:19

And uh we have Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Spotify, and YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

And YouTube, yeah. If you want to see our lovely faces, you can only see them on YouTube right now. We are working and looking and researching on how to get the videos on Spotify, but you're gonna have to bear with us. There's only two of us.

SPEAKER_05 29:35

Yeah. Um life be lifing. Yeah, and if we can get a video up of us, awesome. My only issue is uh if I have to individually make accounts for all of them and then upload them, she's gonna kill us. I I'm gonna, yeah. There are certain people I I will. As you said uh a few weeks ago, here's looking at you, kid. So much.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

We're gonna look at it and see if we can just upload it from uh if we create the special Spotify account, if it'll take a video from our normal video account.

SPEAKER_05 30:14

Um, but life be lifing. Um neither one.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Why do you think we have to record so many episodes in one night? Because we we never know what our next weekend holds.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

Oh, you mean like uh one of us losing a bank card and the other one losing access to their bank? Hi. That was me last week and her this week.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

One day we'll have money at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 30:33

At least access to our money.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Not today. I mean, okay, to be fair, I have money. I just don't know where it is.

SPEAKER_05 30:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

It's in the interwebs at the moment.

SPEAKER_05 30:42

Um, we have that, we have our actual uh music one, the hive for all of your music needs at Spotify. That has everything that goes with our episodes. So all the music that we think of while we're doing our episodes. That's all on there. We have the swarm, which is a Shopify shop.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

And it should be up by the time that this loads or it should be up and loads. It should be up by the time that we post this episode.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

I should I shouldn't say running. It'll be up and limping.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

Um it's a work in progress. We're really trying, guys.

SPEAKER_05 31:18

Yeah. Um, we have heard your comments, your demands, and we're working on all of the replies. Trust us. Please. Um, we get donate. Let me just move the mic away. Um, I mean I can. Pull a B so we can't hear you.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

The problem is I can still hear you. Put your mic back.

SPEAKER_05 31:40

The problem is everyone can still hear me.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

I know. Why do you think I'm basically making out with my mic? Um people can't hear me.

SPEAKER_05 31:47

Yes, but you're also not a theater kid that knows you hold it at like your breasts.

SPEAKER_01 31:52

I can't do that because then I block our logo.

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Uh well, and you also move your head too much.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

I really do. Um I was gonna jokingly put it in my like, but um I don't want to flash people.

SPEAKER_05 32:04

Well, um, we will get censored.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

I don't want to get taken down.

SPEAKER_05 32:07

Like, ah, community guidelines.

unknown 32:09

Uh god.

SPEAKER_05 32:11

Um, but we have all the stuff up and limping, it's not running. It's you can access the store. Um, you can still buy things from it. We're working on other forms of pavement. You'll see when you get there. And I think we'll have a domain soon.

SPEAKER_01 32:33

Yes. We might already, we just haven't verified.

SPEAKER_05 32:36

I have to verify it all.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

We were supposed to verify it.

SPEAKER_05 32:38

We're listening life be life.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

Listen, I didn't even eat my snacks. Okay, come on. Give me a break here.

SPEAKER_05 32:44

You want a Kit Kat?

SPEAKER_01 32:46

Pettiwack, give a dog a sorry.

SPEAKER_05 32:48

I was going with the Kit Kat, give me a break. Break me off a piece of the Kit Kat bar. I am a child of the 90s and it shows. It uh, I'm sorry. We we have lunch trays and matching cups. I was there when we pop them. Uh, we're not chugging our drinks, but we can cheers them for you guys.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

Um, you know, you can't do it.