The Round Up

Welcome to the end of the season! Rounding it off with Cowboy and Tinkerbell, some future plans, and what's up next.

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Hold My Bee is two friends and some guest stars talking about the unbelievable things happening in their lives. Think of this as a form of therapy, for us at least, drinks will be shared, songs may be sung, and for the most part, the sarcasm is heavy.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Hi, I'm B. And I'm Morgan. And welcome to our podcast where we talk about truly random and sometimes unbelievable things that happen in our lives.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Mostly yours.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Not today. We will sit here and try and get a buzz while you listen and judge. Normal life drama or straight up trauma?

SPEAKER_01 0:21

Still trauma, but this time it's mine. Yes. Uh so to cover our bases, what are we drinking?

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Red Bulavaka.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

It is another late night shoot, but we are doing our best.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

We will try and avoid this moving forward because we have realized what we go on way too many tangents.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

And it is not good for us or you guys.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

Also, because it's a late night, we are starting to hear shit. Uh let us tell you why.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

It all started uh nine hours ago. We've been doing things for that long. Yeah. So we're a little delirious.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Just a smidge. And so we're sitting here in between takes because I I may or may not have traumatized Morgan a little too much with our first episode earlier. Uh a little bit. Um, and we're in our our corners. We're in our little timeout zones. Our we need a break, but we still love each other.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

Yes. Um, and I'm looking at the computer, trying to do some editing on stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

And then I hear something, and I look up, and I'm looking at Morgan, and I was like, hey, we're we're supposed to be alone here, right? Like, is someone in the house?

SPEAKER_01 1:32

And it's just it's us and the cats. Everything is locked.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

Yeah, because the dog's not even here. Because I if if the dog was here, I would have been less concerned, to be honest. Because one, he barks at everyone.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

And two, he's a bigger dog. It would have made sense the noise. The noise would have made sense.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Um, and that's not what happened.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

No, because she's looking at me and she's like, No, I think you're going cra and then it happens again.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Yeah, it was a full like, no, that's not. We um hear what we thought was a crash. Honestly.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

But like, actually, no, it didn't sound like a crash because if it was a crash, we would have assumed that the cat's knocked something over.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Yeah, but it the way it sounded, it was bad.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Yeah, like it sounded like someone was walking.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

And we were like, okay, no. We're we don't have our headphones on, we don't have anything else. We're like we're fully immersed into the our our surroundings and like we're enjoying the quiet.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Yeah, because right now we can't, we wouldn't be able to hear shit. No, because we can only hear each other in our headphones.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Yes. But we decide we're gonna go investigate like the white girls we are in a horror movie. However, unlike some in those movies, we came armed.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

Literally. Um for those of you listening and not watching, we are holding our podcast dance.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

So it is a heavy metal base, and then it's like an aluminum pole, and then it has like a U shape to hold mics usually. Um, that's not what happened today.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

We decided if you've ever seen the movie Clue, it was basically our version of a candlestick, but a lot heavier and multi-purpose, because we could have just like cracked you in the head and then stabbed you.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Yeah, like we were fully prepared for someone because we are paranoid and we played too many games.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

We really do. And also, like horror drama is everything.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Like that's that's our jam. Which is funny, but also neither one of us is good in the dark.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

No, but also my my guns are at my house, so we didn't have anything real.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

And all of the ones that are here are locked up with a code I don't know. There's one person that knows the code. He's overseas.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

I mean, to be fair, they are his correct. That's why my head I don't I don't you don't want that stigma.

unknown 3:44

No.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

But anyway. Um, so what we we've learned several things. Don't worry, we were fine. Yeah, I think it was the cats trying to get to a treat or something in Colorado wind. Yeah. Um, but next time we're doing a podcast session, especially late at night and alone, I will be bringing protection.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Yeah, uh, because that was that was special of us. So special. Well, I'm so proud of us because we cleared it.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Or at least we didn't go empty-handed. No. Like, listen, our op we have crafting supplies, okay? What are we gonna do? Stab you with some scissors? Uh we've seen that in a few movies. Honestly, you know, the pen in the eye might have been a thing too. Yeah. We would we would have made it work.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

We whatever we had, we would have made work.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

But also, we didn't talk about it. We both just instinctively grabbed the podcast.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

We looked around and went, this'll work. And then just went. And again, we didn't talk about how we were gonna clear the house. Nope. But we still did it with like one person watching an opening and then like the other getting the room.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

I mean, to be fair, multiple years in security.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

Yeah, so we like we know how we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

We know what we're doing. Yeah. Um we're not proud that we didn't have many options as of you know, a weapon, but we we knew we knew the basics.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

You you mean run, fight, hide, freeze? Oh, I can't wait to hear all the traumatizing I just did to everybody that listens. I hate you. The fact that it is not only the job that we were at, but it's at every job. I had to rewatch that.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

I know. Um, so also normally we would be drinking more, but we've discovered that these cups make a disgusting, like slurping noise with these new mics because they pick up everything. They're amazing. But for the comfort of your ears, we will chug at the end.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Yes. It's really bad.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

We listen to it ourselves, and we're like, We had to stop and start over because of it.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Yeah. Um, but this episode is another halfer. Yes. Um, I thought you said heifer for a second. And I was like, listen, cows are amazing, but rude.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

Um, a half. A half. The first half is one person, the second half is another. Therefore, it is a half er, not a heifer.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Yes, but they do seem to be my episodes or halves.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Uh it's not that I'm not traumatized by these people. It's it's so shared that I'm like, mmm. Do you remember this thing that happened? Okay, cool. Because I don't.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

Um She has selective trauma. So she literally it happens and then she compartmentalizes it and then forgets until like, oh yeah, I was there for that.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

That happened today, too. Um I'm aware. So we're gonna talk about Cowboy. Um he was featured in like episodes two, maybe three.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

Yeah, I mean, we've touched on them a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

A little, and that's why they're at the end, uh, because it's gonna be cowboy and tinkerbell. They're at the end for a reason. There's not much for them. They one of them um decided that she was just gonna cut us out of her life completely. For no reason. Really? I have no we'll get to that.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Um we'll get to that when we get to her half. But that being said, this is the last episode of this season.

SPEAKER_01 7:23

It is.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Um, just so you guys know, we're gonna transition after this.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

And it's gonna be amazing. And we're gonna do an editor's corner. Don't worry. Well, we'll tell you what's coming up next. Just not now.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

This is the end of her season. And we did it.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

We did it. I'm so proud of us. Um, so cowboy is a gentle giant like Shrek. He has many layers.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

He's an onion.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

He is an onion, he doesn't smell like one though. He has very good hygiene.

SPEAKER_00 7:50

Yes, thankfully.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

Listen, some sometimes big and tall people do not have the hygiene.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

I mean, I wouldn't even limit it to big and tall. Some people anyway. Uh um, so we shouldn't limit it to just big and tall.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

No, we're not gonna limit it to just big and tall, but with stuff like that, it tends to be like the big and tall people or like the short and squats.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

Um or and I'm not making fun of this group of people, but uh, for some reason, some of the hippies do not believe in bathing or bathing products, and I don't understand why.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Some of them will use like only specific things to find.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

And that's some of them use like natural stuff, and that's great. Love that for them. But some the ones that just refuse to bathe at all, I'm like, can you explain?

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Like, if if I have a reason, I'm out like I'm still not okay with the smell, but like now I have a reason to be like, oh. Well, like if you're going camping for like a week or whatever, like I mean one, it's you mean like Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts when they go camping?

SPEAKER_00 8:52

No, see, I was spoiled as a Girl Scout. We had a cabin.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

Ew. That's not camping.

SPEAKER_00 8:58

And then um, I went camping a little bit growing up, but uh tangent. Yep. But um anytime we tried to go real camping, something would happen and I'd I'd end up in like a cabin.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

Considering it's you, yeah. It doesn't surprise me.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

But you know, um we got flooded out and I ended up in a chateau. I didn't even know what that meant. Sometimes again, tangents because it's so lame.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Yes, sorry guys.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Um anyway, back to cowboy. Um gentle giant doesn't smell. Moving on.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

I know. I'm like, okay, so um I have spent time with him before and after everything.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

Um I really only spent time with him at work. Like he offered, like he invited me to like a footroll party and stuff. It's oh, that was when my car flitted.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Well, and he's he went to a couple of the parties um because of who he was dating.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Oh. Uh-huh. Good to know. Uh-huh. Well, that's a good thing I didn't know at the time, or else sharp objects would not have been my friend.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Um, but I think it was before they were doing things. Better have been. Um, because in access to knives. Uh yes, but like in a lot of our episodes when we do our trigger warnings, you know, blood, sarcasm, blues, physical the thing that we forgot to do in this episode. Yes. Um trigger warning. Cheaters.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

This episode will contain cheating.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Um, so I don't think they were doing things then, but I know he started to show up a lot, and I don't know if it was because of her or because of Blue.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

It could have been that or it could have been his ex.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Oh, I forgot about that one. Yeah. I didn't know him very well.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

No, he he was dating the other one.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

No, I I didn't. Yeah. Um, sorry, we still have snacks and it's still late and we need to keep our sugar up, so we're staying awake.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

So I don't pass out on you guys. And then Morgan has to be like, um, is she sleeping or is she dead?

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Either way, I get points for your dead body. It doesn't matter if you're sleeping. Um, so he was always like a very caring person, and he just kind of would get in the middle of bad situations. Um, so what I have of him is always good, but like so like when we had to do Tinkerbell's wedding. Okay. Um, Tinkerbell's a special human. Um, we'll get to that.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Yeah, I was like, you don't want to touch too much on that.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

No. Um, but like when we did the wedding, he learned a lot about me. He tried to hang out with me. Um, we both learned.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

From what I heard, he did step up.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

He did.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

But I was still in my anger phase during that.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

Um, but yeah, he did, he stepped up a lot. And at one point, we had about three hours where it was just the two of us. Um, because everyone decided they were gonna go all the way up to the highest part they could get to in a building.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

I know which building.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

Um, and him and I found that we don't do well with heights. I don't normally like to get in elevators that go up past seven feet. Or not seven feet.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

I don't like elevators in general after being dropped from one.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Fair. Um, but I was like, okay, cool. Uh I got my picture, I got my selfie. I'm leaving. You still have to take the elevator up and then down. There's no other way. The elevat we asked. We said we were willing.

SPEAKER_00 12:41

I would take the elevator up. I would prefer the stairs down.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

We asked. They're for emergencies only.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

This is an emergency. I'm about to have reventilate.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

Um, so imagine me, a tiny little 5'7 person, and this big, almost 6'11 guy. I don't know how tall he is. I it's not 6'11. 5'11. I don't know. He's tall. Listen, I'm short. I don't know. I don't know how tall people are.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

She's saying this to the five foot three-year-old, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

You're a five foot three-year-old. Three girl. Mm-mm. You gotta work on your enunciations.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

I don't know how.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Sally says she shores down by the seashell. Tangent. We're gonna have to do, I know it's still it's still a tangent, but we're gonna have to do shots every time we go on a tangent at one point.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Well, it was nice knowing you all.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Yeah, oh God, we'd be so dead. Um, but it was three hours, and we like uh we like talked, we learned everything about each other.

SPEAKER_00 13:48

Oh, they were up there for I thought you were saying it took you three hours to get down, and I was like, um that's a no. Um I'm gonna politely decline.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

So at one point you can like get off the elevator and they'll safely let you use the stairs. So we went to that floor. Um, and then they were doing construction. So we had to use the bathroom, and the way to get to it was through like a creepy little tunnel with the construction.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

And him and I why does it sound like the making of a horror film?

SPEAKER_01 14:22

Because it was like a horror video game. Because it was. It was like plywood walls, there was spray paint on them, so the workers knew what was where. It was supposed to be like stores underneath, but everything was getting construction. So cowboy and I I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

I wasn't even there and I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Yeah, no, but we like ran down the stairs. We got down there and we're like, oh thank god, it's the ground. I've never been more happy to be on the bottom floor.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

You must have been, because I I wouldn't have ran downstairs.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Listen, I don't run unless there's zombies or my life is in danger. Um she thought her life was in danger. I did. I don't elevators are terrible.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

I am highly aware.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

You know, if you stand in the middle, you're less likely to die if it crashes for your information, since you've already had that like twice.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

But I am that person. So, fun fact, do you know that the safest place in the car is um in the back, the back center.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

Do you want to know when I was in a car accident where the car drove off the road where I was sitting, and which one of us was the only one that was injured?

SPEAKER_01 15:34

You were sitting in the back middle.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

Of course. Um, and honestly, I should have gone to the hospital because my pupils blew.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

I should smack the past you, but it's it's fine.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

I slipped it off. Horrible. Don't have to.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Don't do that. I didn't know any better. Um so like we got to bond for that trip, which I think really helps with like the in-between, because at some point we stopped talking, stopped being friends. He was gaming with everyone. You and I reconnected. Um, and I stopped talking to people. Other than me. Well, I had a lot of shit going on, a lot of dark shit. Um that I was like, I'm just I'm not gonna talk to anyone, I'm not gonna trust anyone. Uh, someone has already thrown me on the phone.

SPEAKER_00 16:22

Because that that was when you reached out. I'm not talking to anyone but B. You were the only one at the time who actually didn't do anything. Everyone else was. I was also the only one at the time that warned you it was coming.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Yeah. And the only one that I was like, you know, she was right, and now I'm regretting it, and I don't trust anyone else. Fine. Um, and then with work, he was the only one that like I actually trusted, which is funny because being at that place.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

That's so ironic. Given his friend group.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

I know. His friend group is very untrustworthy and is not someone I would give like trust my life with unless he's there.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

I mean, if I was looking to get taken out, I would trust him.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

Taken out as in like a date or taken out to end up in a grave?

unknown 17:17

I think you know.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

I do. That's the sad part. Um but cowboy uh pulled some shady shit um that caused B to uh be disappointed in him.

SPEAKER_00 17:33

Yeah, because that's the thing. I wasn't even actually really mad, I was just disappointed because I was like, bro, I expected better from you of all people. Like, how many times have we had these discussions about shitty people and you go and be one?

SPEAKER_01 17:45

Mm-hmm. He he was privy to all of it. He knew everything.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

That's what I'm saying. You go and be one. Like, how fucking dare you? Well, although now, given the fact I it has been brought to my knowledge that he did not know the full extent of his involvement.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Yeah. Well, and then he's friends with Blue. And Blue has Red Flag number one. Well, again, things we know now. Um, but like Blue had uh red flag choices, and he was still friends with him and didn't know about them. I I don't know how, I just know that like he had no idea what was actually going on, and then like everything came to light in like the last year, and he was still there when they tied the knot.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

That's what I'm saying. I know a lot of people were at that wedding that shouldn't have been.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

Mm-hmm. Um, speaking of weddings, we're gonna go to Tinkerbell because that's kind of there's not a lot of bad or good for cowboy.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

It's there isn't I uh my only caveat to that is that he needs to learn to make better choices.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Um, and he's heard that from my mother's mouth.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

She's I told him that before everything went down.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Yes, but he he's been influenced by others. His friend group included.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

You know what I'm realizing is that a lot of the guys that we know are very easily influenced by their friend groups. Mm-hmm. They do not know how to make a decision by themselves. No, and the ones that And it's going to be all of their downfalls. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

Because the ones that don't um are either not available or not in the state.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

Like, it's fine. Whatever.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

But yeah, no, a lot of the guys in our lives, it whatever capacity, they cannot make a decision without consulting their friend group. They're worse than a female. Yeah, like you think it's like you think it's funny that girls like need a counsel. No, these like a girl will make a decision and stand on it whether her friends like it or not. And if they are her friend, they will they'll be in the background like you're an idiot. I love you, but you're an idiot. Yes. Whereas a guy, I find like their friends, if you don't agree with them, then you guys are no longer friends, and that's bullshit. That's not friendship.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

It really isn't.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

You have to grow with each other, and they don't know how to do that, especially this friend group.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

Yes. Um, including Tinkerbell. Oh Tinkerbell is a whole other can of worms. She so Tinkerbell is a lot like Playboy.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

Um oh my god, you're right.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

I know.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Um also caveat, you get you uh lose them how you get them.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

Oh my god. Um so at some point she joined us at work. Um B was downstairs. I had Tinkerbell, T's, Big Red, and Cowboy at some point, I think, just with me around. So I made, you know, my tiny little friend group, like we said, and it was all of us hanging out. I would hang out with Tease by herself and I, and then I'd hang out with Tinkerbell and Big Red. It was just easier. They lived near each other. It was what we did. I am the person that will drive out to hang out if I feel like hanging out, unless it's podcast day. Do not contact me to drive somewhere. People are coming to me.

SPEAKER_00 21:22

I will hunt you down.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

Um, so I was always driving out. I was always hanging out at their house. Um later on when you know people started dating each other. I was like, okay, so everyone's around now. Yay, woo-hoo. Tinkerbell thought she needed to tell me of all of the different people the worked with that she decided to sleep with while in a very committed relationship. They dated for like two years, which is actually really long for her. Mm-hmm. But like they dated for two years. They were in previous relationships beforehand. When they met, they broke off. No, listen, listen. They broke off the relationships before they cheated.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

That is actually such gross. And I love that.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

And then she backslid.

unknown 22:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Because they realized, oh, the person I'm currently with and I want to be with, I want to be with that person. So let's break everything off and be with each other. Good for them. They did the thing. Two years.

SPEAKER_00 22:33

At least very mature.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Yes. Two years. There is a proposal, there's uh engagement. We do a huge wedding. Um, all fabulous things. I had the stupid insider knowledge of everyone that she was like, I've I slept with this one, I've slept with that one. And I was like, okay, why? You you have a very loyal, very committed, nice guy at home. He would have done anything for her. Honestly. But Tinkerbell decided she needed to go spread her pixie dust. There's not a nicer way.

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Nope. But then they decided as a couple, they were like, hey, um, this isn't healthy for our relationship, so let's move.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

They moved because she was still around and working with all the people she wasn't sleeping with anymore.

unknown 23:33

I know.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

Failure.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

So again, they moved, so the temptation wouldn't be there anymore.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

Yes, and even then, here's the worst part. She was bisexual. So it didn't matter to her. Because when they moved, his family did absolutely everything they could. They found them a place to live, they helped them get the place, they helped move them. They let them stay there while they were in limbo. They they supported them through limbo. They helped her get a car and her license, she didn't have either. And lo and behold, she goes to work, he goes to his job, and she finds someone to start fucking. Shocker, right? Even better, that person um was also married. Yeah, I was like, she was also married and was also being cheated on. Oh, I found so um Tinkerbell's girlfriend had a wife. The wife was cheating. The girlfriend found out, decided that she was gonna start cheating instead of confronting, started dating Tinkerbell, and they all decided to not do anything. They decided the girls, uh Tinkerbell and the girlfriend decided they were gonna move in together after moving across the country with her new husband. They hadn't even been married a year, and she decided that's what she was gonna do. Like, I went through a lot of shit for that. A lot of trauma went into that one. Just just the wedding alone was trauma. Getting we I did, I was very new at this, but I was doing hair, I was doing makeup, I was doing oh god, I got her dressed. We ran around the city with her in her dress to get really nice pictures.

SPEAKER_00 25:38

We'll touch more on that on a different episode.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

And it just was for nothing. For nothing. She threw it all away.

SPEAKER_00 25:48

And we tried to be supportive. I mean, we were like, listen, dot's dumb, you're dumb, but we love you.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

Whatever. And then like we kept in touch through like Snapchat and Facebook, and she would come into town to see her mom. Yeah, so we would see her. Yeah, and she'd she'd reach out and she'd be like, hey, I'll be in, you know, Colorado for like this amount of time. All right, cool. Well, we're actually available, we can meet up and we can do food. Ghosted us.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

Yeah, she didn't even tell us she wasn't coming, we found out on Snapchat. Mm-hmm. And then uh all of us got deleted.

unknown 26:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

Or unfriended.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

Unfriended. I was deleted from everything.

SPEAKER_00 26:25

No.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Oh I I'm I don't even exist in her pictures.

unknown 26:32

Sus.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

I think and this is really hard for Morgan because Morgan and her were like and I was I You were so close, and she like always was there for you. And I I I got so pissed off at it. I was like, really? After all of that.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

Well, because and again, like we literally told her, like, we don't agree with this decision, but if you're happy, we'll suck it up. Yeah. Um, and even then through And it we never said anything bad about the girlfriend, so it's not like she chose her, well, I mean, she did, but it's not like we were being toxic towards her relationship.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

When she was like, No, I want to be with the girlfriend versus the husband, I was like, Okay, have you told him?

SPEAKER_00 27:20

I feel like that's kind of important.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Um, it took her too much time in my own point of view to tell him. Um, but that's because I liked him. He was a nice guy.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

Whether you like him or not, cheating's never okay. Just break up.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

Honestly, like do what you did responsibly the first time.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

That's what I'm saying. Like, before anything actually happens, break up. Cheating is the most disrespectful thing you can do to a person.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Honestly. But like that's that's kind of them in like a nutshell. It's that's Tinkerbell and Cowboy just.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

And that's the end of season one.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

Hey. But as reminders, just real quick, season one over.

unknown 28:02

Yes, amazing.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

We still have the hive on Spotify that has all the music that goes with this season. Um, we're gonna put in stuff as the second season rolls around.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

The hive won't change, it will just continue to add to it, but the songs will be in order.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

Yes, uh, everything will be in order. We are very OCD. Yes. Um, we have the swarm. I have found out that it is actually the dash swarm dash three.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

And that's why I couldn't find it when I looked it up.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

Um special. We wanna like we looked it up ourselves without the links to make sure everything works. We actually ordered ourselves some things.

SPEAKER_00 28:47

So once we get them, once we get them and see if we like the quality, then we'll put out the link for you guys. But by the time this episode airs, we are hopeful that that link will already be out.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

Very hopeful for that one. Um, we should have a couple of buzz episodes already under our belts by the time.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Yes, we should have a couple buzz episodes by the time that this is out. Um at least two, maybe. Um or um this is right before the second one. I think so. We'll have to math it. Math is hard. Math is hard late at night. Um, and ideally, once we get caught up, so and maybe by June we can start doing um the comb. Again, there's only two of us. We go late into the night sometimes, as of right now. Um, we've been working on podcast shit for 10 hours. Almost 10 hours. Yeah. Um, and and eventually we get so exhausted that like if we don't stop, we're gonna start sword fighting with our mics, and these were expensive.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

Yes, I we are updating as much as we can. I am working on all the websites and all the socials. B is there, she is helping. It's just mostly me right now. Um, I use B as the hey, does this actually look good? Does this actually sound good?

SPEAKER_00 30:05

Once everything gets up and running, I can be more helpful. But she's more of a behind the scenes kind of person, and I am not.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

And maybe one day we'll have a cocktail list of things that we've made.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Right now it's all the real basics because that's what's super basic because we do multiple episodes in a night, and we can't be over here with like slurring fancy stuff and slurring.

SPEAKER_01 30:30

Uh, maybe for um buzz episodes.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Yeah, for buzz episodes, we might be able to get a little bit more fancy, but our first buzz episode, we will not be doing it together. We'll be doing it via Discord because life be life in.

SPEAKER_01 30:43

Um, which you guys should already have.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

Yeah, by the time this airs, that episode had already buzz had already happened.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Um so that's what we have going on. We're hoping that the merch will get up and running. We'll have all of that. We do need to make more stickers um so we can start sticking them to lots of things.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

Throwing them out in the wild.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

Sticking them on stop signs.

unknown 31:10

Don't do that.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

I'm going to. People do it to the back of stop signs all the time.

SPEAKER_00 31:16

Oh, the back, yeah, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

Oh, I'm not gonna listen.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

It's I understand.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

I do understand. Okay, I understand how that was said.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

Um I was like, please don't. I don't I don't have bail money.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

We don't even know where our money is at right now.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

Thank you, bank.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Yeah, our banks um decided to cosmically they collectively hate us. Um, so as we update everything, we will try to keep you guys updated. Um, mostly on Instagram, I think. And Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

Instagram and Facebook is where we do a lot of the updates and then we do funny little TikToks every once in a while.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Yes. Um other than that, it's time to cheers. Oh Bed Bull kick. That was harsh. We didn't want that in your guys' ears. We did not, which is why it was so far away. I know you kind of heard the clink. I did.

SPEAKER_00 32:15

Normally we drink throughout the episode so we don't kill ourselves at the end.

SPEAKER_01 32:19

Um, but right, but these cups were not a choice. They were not the right choice.

SPEAKER_00 32:26

They were not. Okay. Have a nice one. We'll see you next season.