On Assignment...Again

Welp we have had another week of...Fun

Here's to us, here to you, and cheers to all, down the hatch!

Hold My Bee is two friends and some guest stars talking about the unbelievable things happening in their lives. Think of this as a form of therapy, for us at least, drinks will be shared, songs may be sung, and for the most part, the sarcasm is heavy.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Hi, I'm Breed, and welcome to Hold My Beam. This is a podcast that we talk about truly random and sometimes unbelievable things that happen in our lives. Bee and I have been out on assignment for the last couple weeks. And let me tell you, we've had some fun. So what we're gonna talk about real quick because B isn't here, she's still out on assignment, is taking another shot. This is Soju. That's what we're drinking right now. So I'm making sure, checking my notes because I have notes from B. So welcome to the podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Um trigger warnings still apply. I just don't have them with me. I know where they're at, but I didn't lose them again. I just didn't grab them. So we have our merch store. It is up. It is T-H-E-B-E-E swarm.com or at Shopify. Please head over and enjoy a lot of the stuff. Give us some ideas. Um I have been working, we'll go with tirelessly. I've been working tirelessly on, I want to make sure you can hear me, but aren't being blasted by my voice. So I've been working tirelessly on all of our designs. I have been getting approval from B on a lot of the stuff. We have a lot of stuff coming. We have a lot of stuff going. I would like input. So if you have any input that you want to give, you can uh hit us up at holdmybe podcast at gmail.com. Please send it over so we can get a good look at everything. You can also get us on Facebook or Instagram for any of that stuff. Um, any ideas that you might have, I'm gonna try to make a spooky season collection. Um we have stickers, we have let's see, there's stickers, there's hats, there's jackets, there's hoodies, there's even cups that match our original cups. So if you were watching us and you really liked our like plastic tumblers with our logo, those are up now. Uh prices have been adjusted. I made sure. So everything will be at least hopefully reasonable-ish. I hope. Delicious. Um our next episode is going to be the tornado. It was a twister of a time. Um, we've been putting it off because we want to get all of the correct facts and everything in order. But we also had a lot of life happen. Uh, B was out on assignment and she had so much happen to her all at once. And then I had a job change. I'm so excited for it. So I will be out on assignment for a very long time, like six weeks. So that's coming up. It's not yet. It will be announced. Uh, we'll let you know there'll be a slight change. We'll still keep the podcast going, but there'll be a slight change of um B's co-host. We are also going to run The Comb. We'll be running at that point. I already have merch up and ready to go for you guys on that one. So you can listen to Bee and her co-host talk about all the different Reddit stories and all the different things that pertain to life and the things that are changing daily, right? And even the updates that go with those. Wedding season is almost done. We have that coming up. Listen, I have her notes. I'm I'm this is her notebook. Sorry, it was reading. Reading. Don't read on. So, um, on a friendly note, don't ghost people. How about that? I had a wonderful date with a guy, and that's where I made my mistake. Is it was a guy. And I'm gonna talk about it. So that's what's coming up next. If you just want to skip over it, that's perfectly fine. Please check out our shop. Head to our YouTube, our TikTok, any of our socials to give us any opinions you might have on something. Totally works. Comb is coming up. Now we are at the five-minute mark. Here comes my story of the week. A mutual friend of mine and the guy reached out to be like, hey, sorry, the cats are in here and they're watching a bug and they're hunting it. It's great. Said, hey, I know this guy that you might get along with, and I need to know how you feel about him or what you know about him. I knew this person. I had hung out with this person in a group setting, and I figured, hey, couldn't be a bad idea. So we talked for a little bit beforehand, set up a date and a time, and our mutual friend was all super excited. However, this mutual friend had a ton of rules for us to follow. Because she wants me to have a very successful relationship in my life, right? Okay. They just got the bug. Sorry, distraction, ADHD. So she said, I must dress like it's PG 13, know anything of the uh intimacy nature until the fourth date. Enjoy ourselves, but like don't, you know, hanky panky, right? Okay. Well, she's about to find out that I broke that rule when this episode comes out. Why? Because I could, and I'm an adult. And I had permission from B. It's really I was like, uh, B, B understands. It's fine. So, me and this guy, we meet up. I go to his place. He's been to my place before, so it's totally fine for me. I drive out there, we start watching TV show. I'm like, okay, well, I'm gonna get all snuggle because I don't care. I I would like some physical touch. So I get all snuggly and cute and adorable. Is what I have to say to myself, is just uh knowing everything. Things progressed, right? Okay. Things they progressed within the way they weren't supposed to, according to this one friend. So sorry. So sorry, not sorry. Um yeah, I'm pretty sure you listened to this podcast. So I'm so sorry, not sorry. I can't wait to see all the messages I'm about to give from you. Um after that we decided we were gonna sit and eat dinner and we were gonna watch a movie. Mind you, great movie choice. We watched I Married an Axe Murderer with Mike Myers. I almost was gonna go with Michael Myers because of the serial killer, the Halloween killer. He's not technically a serial killer. Anyway, beside the point. So we were watching that and we're enjoying our time. We're quoting it, we're making jokes about it. It's not a silent, let's sit in silence and watch the movie and just enjoy the movie. No, we're having fun and enjoying ourselves, and then things progressed again. Right. So there is such a thing as after care. And let me tell you, he did after care very well, very nice. It was a good, enjoyable time for both of us. Um, as Barney Stensen would say, uh, self-five, right? Yeah, I should have known better. Should have, did not know better. So, what we ended up doing is hanging out, scrolling on our phones, kind of doom scrolling, and I went, oh no, you have to go to bed. You work super early. Let me leave. So I left, and he walked me out all the way to my car. When we get to my car, we're still being all cute, see? And this poor man at this point is so still in an afterglow that he kisses me goodbye and he goes, I love you. Oh fuck. No, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say that. Oh my god, no, huh? I was like, it's okay, it's okay. Don't panic. Things happened. You said things, it's okay. We'll go about our time, we'll go about our day. I'm not gonna panic about it. Why should I panic? He was already panicking. Get in my car, I drive home, I let him know when I get home. And that was I want to say Friday. Oh, yeah, no, I'm checking the receipts because I have the receipts still. And it's worth having the receipts for it. So we're gonna just, I'm gonna go check my receipts just real quick. Do, do, do. Oh, nope, hold on. I don't want to actually reply given everything. Okay, so Saturday was 4th of July. Oh yeah, it's that recent. So we talked Saturday, right? I was like, okay, and I reached out first. I've been reaching out first. I got tired of reaching out first. So you know what I did?

SPEAKER_00 10:31

I didn't reach out first.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

And I told our mutual, I was like, I've been reaching out first a lot. So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm not gonna reach out. Because I was like, ooh, I want to chill, I want to have a good time, I just, you know, want to enjoy company. I was having a good 4th of July, okay? I had a great 4th of July with my family. It just wasn't that. So then it becomes, oh no, what about this day for hanging out? Because if you have to work early and you're still awake, why aren't you in bed yet? He wasn't in bed. And then it got to the point. Oh, yeah, phone drop. Got to the point where I was like, hmm, I haven't heard from him in a day. Texted our mutual. She goes, mm, that's weird. That's not how that works. Like, mm-hmm. I think I'm gonna do something a little riskier, right? Because it was his Friday. So I have some not risky, but I have some nice photos that I've taken for myself, mind you, not for other people. For me. And I look at them and I go, I did that. Amazing. Following some boot uh boudoir tutorials, because a good way to do your own self-boudoir, set it in video mode and change the entire time, right? You put it in video mode, you record yourself doing something cute, something sexy, whatever you want, right? Boudoir is what you want to make it, it's what makes you feel good. So I had a couple pictures saved. You don't see much, you don't even see my face, honestly. And I got approval from our mutual. I was like, hey, what do you think about sending this photo and being like, ooh, happy Friday, don't get too excited, right? I got approval, I sent it. Did I need the approval? No. But it's nice to have the approval because I asked them, and they were the one that reached out with all this information. Monday goes by.m shift. So most of like Sunday after like 10 a.m., they're on their Friday. They're done with their day, they're done with work. So they could have answered. They did not answer. I was like, okay, whatever. I heard from our mutual friend that he was out partying and he was enjoying his time with his friends. I'm not gonna intrude on that. I'm stuck at work. Not my job, not my fun. It's okay. Okay, cool. I haven't reached out other than sending. I sent a smiley face, followed by the message, then followed by the picture. The only reason that's important is because he probably saw only one of those things and didn't see the other stuff.

unknown 13:30

And I pity him.

SPEAKER_01 13:31

I pity the fool who doesn't check their messages when you're enjoying someone else's company. I don't care who you date or who you marry. I don't care. Male, female, non-binary, I don't give a fuck. You just got sent a sexy pick. And you didn't say anything. So we are now on Wednesday. Oh my god. The reason you I you guys get editors choices um is because uh B and I have life happen and we do things on Wednesday to record if we don't have anything. But don't worry because B and I are gonna record all of Friday. We're gonna record weeks worth of content. It's not even funny. And we are so tired. B and I are very tired, okay? But it's Wednesday. This man still hasn't either checked his message or reached out. I'm pretty sure it says delivered. Oh wait. I deleted it from my side. So there's nothing. And I'm trying to see if I can do this. I can. Hold on. We're not gonna talk about it. Right? Oh no, you can still see it. Never mind. I was gonna try to show you. But there's not a good way to do this. By the way, Soju, my friends, Soju will get you fucked up. Let's see. You might have sucked. You might not have, it doesn't matter. Plenty of messages. Plenty of messages. I even deleted it on my side of what I sent. And that's what it is. However, you might have heard the message sound. I did not send a message to him. I sent it to B. It's okay. On that note, I hope you guys have a good time and enjoy yourselves. Stay safe out there. Kohaka is about to pop in screen. There she is. She's very fascinated with my camera. Hi, baby girl. Hi. You can't be up here. This way you guys have a nice little story to hear because he hasn't answered me in days. And I don't think he'll ever answer. And that's just the way the cookie is gonna crumble right now. Kohaku, no one wants to see your butt. As cute as you are as a Japanese bobtail cat, no one wants to see your butt. So this is at least a half a bottle.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

And we're gonna finish it because it's not my Friday yet.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

But I'm about to essentially quit one job and start another job. So here's to me, here's to you, and here's to all the trouble out there, because we should all be in trouble and getting into trouble.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

That was a mistake. Yeah, that was um three very big gulps.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

That was a mistake, and that's okay. I hope you guys enjoy your weekend, enjoy your time. We'll see you next week. We upload every Thursday, every Thursday that we possibly can. And even when I'm gonna be absent and B is with her next co-host, it will still be every Thursday. I will move behind the scenes and do editor stuff, so I will be still here. I might pop in every now and then. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please check out our shop. It's linked in all of our videos, all of our audios. Please check it out. Give us feedback or you know, buy something. If the prices are too high, let us know. I'm gonna see what I can do about the prices. A lot of our stuff is uh predetermined by Printify and Shopify, who is what we're using to create everything because I can't I can't create it all myself here at home, even though I have the setup for it. I just can't making stuff for B and I I can do it for everyone else. I can't. But please let us know. And I believe I have a small code, I believe it's Hive H I V E 5. Hive5 gets you a little bit of a discount.

SPEAKER_00 18:27

If it's not already there, I'm gonna put it in.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

So have a good one, everybody. Stay safe out there. Don't stay sober unless you are already sober. I know who you are. You stay safe out there, everybody. Have a good one.