Chaos Crew 2
Little Chomp and Lio the Lion set out together to explore the digital and human worlds in a homebrewed ttrpg system based on Digimon Beatbreak. Follow Shelbie Koji, Wispy, and Sangomon as they fight the chaos that threatens to destroy everything they love, form bonds strong enough to stand the tests of time... and do their best to get to work on time so they won't end up fired.
Chaos Crew 2
A Very Busy Morning
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Shelbie and Wispy are on their way to the board meeting that will determine whether or not Shelbie gets fired today when an Ogremon leaps through her classroom's window and attacks them. Can Wispy defeat a champion-level monster without Polio's help, or will this be the end for both of them?
Meanwhile, in the digital world, Sangomon follows Polio back to Elecmon's house for a "talk," but it's probably an ambush or something. Everyone knows that Elecmon's a big meanie jerkface!!!
The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.
Hi. It's Lil Chomp. And welcome back to the Chaos Crew 2. Last time in the digital world, Alecmon and Sangomon fought in an epic battle in which neither one of them could actually find the other's weak points, and they basically just splashed around and zapped each other. Um Shelby tried to pick up the pieces of her life as well as she could back in the human world. She and Wispy got registered as cleaners. Um they tried to talk at home, but Wispy still can't use words, so that's great. Uh, all of the cleaner teams she got an application for kind of suck. And then when she turned on her AI in the morning to have it read her email, she found out that it's a metalhead who's insanely focused on privacy and has uploaded all of her data and encrypted it and all of this stuff and downloaded 8 gigabytes of metal and um is deleting messages before she could respond to them, which is fine for sure. Nobody is gonna react badly to that. Um, but but principal said that we have a meeting after first period, which means she's not fired. So she goes to school and gets yelled at a bit by the principal. But Isobe, the math teacher, who offered to buy her a drink at the bar, uh put his tenured career on the line with hers. So, you know, if she gets fired in the meeting with the board after first period, then so's he. But uh, at least sh she's still hired long enough to make it to the meeting. So that's that's something. She goes to the room, starts class, it's a mess. But then as the kids are leaving and she's packing up to go to the meeting, another green monster breaks through her window. This time, instead of Goblin Mon, it's Ogre Mon, and it's quite a bit bigger than before. And then, you know, back over in the digital world again. Tolio has put Elecmon on a stake over a fire and is torturing him for information. But um, yeah, it's it's it's all good. Oh, and um the first part of this recording got cut off. So we just started the battle with Ogremon, but we've only made it about one round so far.
SPEAKER_11Okay. Alright. Alright. I fully forgot where we were at. Um, 5-5. So I got to make a counterattack, and Wispy kind of turns into smoke, float around the bone crushing attack, and then was gonna send a big cat wisp at as the giant cat wisp sort of comes out of its mouth as if it were blowing a massive bubble, as it lines up as a Yeah. Uh as it just chomps down. Um, you can give me a uh let's call it. I kinda wanna say grit.
SPEAKER_15Okay.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, give me a grit roll.
SPEAKER_05Um, since this is the same round, do I still have Shelby's bonus from the help action? Or not?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, you always have that during this whole thing. Holy fuck. Um. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_05I mean it was a free attack. So. Okay. Oh no, I rolled it doing that. A two. On a four, I have. Oh, right. I only have one of these sheets up on the stream at a time. Anyway, I have two adversity tokens right now, so we're gonna spend those. To ladder this.
SPEAKER_11Also, ignore that 34. It's not that, it's a 14 plus eight.
SPEAKER_05I would love for it to not be a 34.
SPEAKER_11Cause yeah, it's not it's only meant to blow up if he gets both.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_1120 and uh eight. Uh cool. So 18.
SPEAKER_05So what's his actual durability against this if it's not 34?
SPEAKER_1114 and 8 is a 22? 22. So it's not five below.
SPEAKER_05Uh how many times could that trigger in a single?
SPEAKER_11You can just go back and forth.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh it was one away. You almost got a a reply there. So take uh adversity. Two for missing.
SPEAKER_15Yep.
SPEAKER_11Uh, and that is Ogumon's turn. Uh Wismon, you are up.
SPEAKER_05Alright, back at the top. Okay, um.
unknownGreat.
SPEAKER_05So we're rolling with advantage. Our thing. Yeah, I love how I'm like, I'm gonna strategize. Then it's like nothing changes. You are a rookie. You do. You do rookie things. Okay. So I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna move because we don't like that bone. The bone clum. Even though we're an incorporeal ghost. I think we're still gonna move. Um. And then I look at my dice and I'm like, what kind of description do I want to give to see if I can roll a specific thing? Um. Right, so Wispy is fire. Does Ogremon have an element that interacts with that by any chance? Don't tell me if like what it is. Well, I guess you can. Why?
SPEAKER_11Uh, he's Uh. He's an Earth element.
SPEAKER_05Okay, we're in separate triangles.
SPEAKER_11Yep.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Um. I guess if there's still like can there be embers around him from the last attack that we just caused to like flare up to burn him? Because I don't want to just shoot cat ghosts all the time. But like Yeah. Basic fire attack.
SPEAKER_11Definitely can. This would be a basic fire as you launch the fire forth at him. Uh, you can give me another grit check as you move it around and just pulse it forth.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Um, we're gonna have Shelby give up her turn as well, but this is not the signature technique, so we'll just add three. So that's I do not have enough things to ladder, so eighteen.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11Wait, no, it's not. It's seventeen. Oh, but big difference. No, it's not. Oh wait, three. Yeah, seventeen.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_11Sorry, I've got I'm gonna have to fix that later.
SPEAKER_13That's real people.
SPEAKER_11Because it's reading them as individual dice. That should be one clump of dice.
SPEAKER_06It's okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh so 17, that is five over. Uh, you are at a distance, yeah. So he's gonna have to do an attack. Oh which will be a for him is a grit check.
SPEAKER_07Sure.
SPEAKER_11Uh, alright. Uh he has a bit of a grit. A bit. Oh shit. It was day 12.
SPEAKER_05He has a bit. Um, I'm gonna use after image step and force you to re-roll that. Good choice.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna hope it's better, but that's my one use. Okay. 16 is better.
SPEAKER_10You can give me durability.
SPEAKER_07Oh, okay. We marked out that I've done this.
SPEAKER_05They don't have resource tracking, but I still have the habits from before. Alright. Durability. Is Shelby's plus three on everything or just?
SPEAKER_11You can make that re-roll once per round, but not just like a turn. It's not just per fight.
SPEAKER_05Yes. Okay, never mind. Not a resource! Good job, Wispy. Okay. Um, does Shelby's bonus go to all rolls or just attacks? Uh, all rolls. Alright. 15. Okay. Yep, two is not gonna do anything about that. That seems like a failure. Do I get tokens?
SPEAKER_11You could uh step that up by two, getting you the ladder from a d10 to a d12.
SPEAKER_05What did I roll?
SPEAKER_11You rolled the bottom one? Oh, the bottom one is an advantage. Then you rolled an eight.
SPEAKER_05Okay, then yes, I will go ahead and ladder that.
SPEAKER_11Damn. Uh that is that is over five as well. You can make a counterattack as this earth raises it up and like he uh he stomps the ground as a just wave of earth rushes towards you coming at ya, and then as it hits Wispy just burns it away, the heat off of him just ripping it apart.
SPEAKER_05Since this is an anime, can I go ahead and send like the cat's wisp back down the exact same line that the fire came or that the earth came and it's like consuming it and then it reaches him?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, sure. Uh roll me a brain's check. Okay.
SPEAKER_06It's a D4.
SPEAKER_11It's just I wonder. You know, you see we might win this one.
SPEAKER_05You see those beams go again. Okay. I mean, that's not amazing, but I do appreciate the double ladder there, which be great, buddy.
SPEAKER_11You did pretty good. You don't have any I don't I'm guessing you don't have seven. No, I don't have seven. Sorry, it's uh five.
SPEAKER_05No, I don't have five. I have zero.
SPEAKER_11Alright.
SPEAKER_05He I might have two now.
SPEAKER_01It's going to counter. I believe I just two.
unknownOkay, okay.
SPEAKER_11Wow, this is back and forth. Alright. Uh nine. So it's durability. Yep. Okay. And it's fire lashes up as he makes it to the face, turning as he uh just slams his other foot into the earth, sending it at you. As Whispy takes the first one, tanking it, does this, and then the second one hits him again, staring each other down.
SPEAKER_00As this guy, you're pretty good, little guy. But I'm better.
SPEAKER_05Wispmon reshapes one of the little wisps. What heaven was that? Presumably his, you'd have to scroll up to the top. Wispmon reshapes one of the little wisps that he has into a mouth and is like doing the like blah blah blah talking thing with it. Because he still doesn't have voice. Okay, um. You rolled a 26, and then I rolled after image step, and I think that's where this whole thing started. So I think that was his turn. Hurrah. Mm-hmm. Okay. So back to Wispy.
SPEAKER_11I gotta keep on top of that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I I think it might be wise to limit the rallies, but we'll see how it goes.
SPEAKER_11The rallies are great.
SPEAKER_05Well, for two people they're fine, but like if it if you had a party, then somebody's just watching somebody else's turn go for 20 minutes because of the rallies. So just thinking about we'll see. We'll see. Okay. Um, he's focusing on me. We don't like that club. I'm gonna move just a little bit like we're just circling. Um, I'm gonna use the signature technique again. This is my second safe use. Um, so we'll go ahead and fade, reappear somewhere else, shoot a big old fire wisp. See how that goes. What would you like me to roll? You're not gone. Did you say grit?
SPEAKER_11Yes, grit check. Sorry, I was just turning things off.
SPEAKER_05That's fine, I was like, don't do this again.
SPEAKER_11If I did, I would- 25!
SPEAKER_12Good boy!
SPEAKER_1125. Alright.
SPEAKER_12Never mind!
SPEAKER_11It's not 44!
SPEAKER_14I knew.
SPEAKER_11Because he rolled the 20. It's almost a 44. He rolled a d20 and a 7. So it's 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.
SPEAKER_05Alright, I'll just take my two tokens.
SPEAKER_11Okay, uh, he's gonna counter because he can with that.
SPEAKER_05Of course he can.
SPEAKER_11A good old rally. We've got a 10.
SPEAKER_12Alright.
SPEAKER_11Man, no in during this game so far.
SPEAKER_1517.
SPEAKER_1117. Alright, we're gonna limit it to the rallies then.
SPEAKER_05Wait. I'm gonna go ahead and ladder that because I have two and I can make that into a 12. So 37.
SPEAKER_11Damn. I'm definitely gonna give that a re uh reply then. What I might do is I might make the rally option. Uh the first one is if they beat it by five, the next one needs to be beaten by 10.
SPEAKER_05Like the dice are just going crazy back and forth.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Okay. If it's going crazy, it's one of those things where I want to reward it.
SPEAKER_05Uh another thing to consider if you had a group would be like because my durability tanked this, like, he's focused on me. Maybe my party member can attack for free. Like, they get the rally so that they're involved.
SPEAKER_11You might make a strength for that.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_11But um, for now, yeah, it'll be uh I'll leave it as every for the first one it's plus five. If they beat your thing by five, it's a thing. They beat your thing by uh then the next one if the defender beats it by ten, then the next one if the defender beats by fifteen, twenty, and so on. Sure.
SPEAKER_05We'll see how.
SPEAKER_11So you beat him by ten, so a hundred percent make a reply here.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I beat him by twenty-seven. Alright, um, what did I roll for my initial attack? Grit. Could I just roll that again? Yeah, of course you can. I'm not even looking at that. I don't want to know what that is. Okay. Um can't ladder that six.
SPEAKER_11It's not. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_10You could do it!
SPEAKER_05Let's spend those two tokens to get the first hit of the fight.
SPEAKER_11Cool.
SPEAKER_14Fifteen!
SPEAKER_11You don't have four to make it a ladder?
SPEAKER_14No.
SPEAKER_11Okay, cool. Fifteen is enough as it You only need to make it a fourteen, by the way.
SPEAKER_05Oh! Alright, well I'll take one of the most.
SPEAKER_11Did you uh you've been taking your tokens as they come in?
SPEAKER_12Yes, I have.
SPEAKER_11I have been laddering my dice like crazy. At this time it launches up as it just the heat this time hits his face, and you actually see a bit of it burn as he you little runt.
SPEAKER_00What was that?
SPEAKER_11Uh that is a turn.
SPEAKER_05Um Wispy kind of like leans back like he's laughing. He's still very new at this point.
SPEAKER_11It is Wispy's turn. I thought the first I thought that was That was his turn. 100%. Okay. And then it was a reply because you got 27.
SPEAKER_05Alright! This is hard. I thought it's I thought I rolled grit at the beginning of this. The 25. I thought was the start of my turn.
SPEAKER_1125, yeah, and then the 45. Sorry, I'm not gonna. So I think this is my turn. That is your turn. Uh Shelby?
SPEAKER_05She gave her help action. This round. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_11Well, you have to, yeah. Ogumon is up. He's gonna run at you again.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh, and he's gonna back this time.
SPEAKER_05Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_11He's gonna come in, he's got good brawn.
SPEAKER_05Oh good. Uh I'm glad he has good brawn. He does he looks he looks like a guy that has good brawn.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_1130 on an Wispy. Uh ignore it's uh 29. Oh. I'm gonna kill this thing in a minute.
SPEAKER_05That's fine. I need to talk to Whispy about the reaction thing that he doesn't have. Um This might be the fight where he learns that that would be a good thing to take. Okay. 19 highest roll is a twelve. I can't bladder that, so let's take a doken here. Alright. Hit me.
SPEAKER_11You take one instance of uh major damage, major injury.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Oh, yeah, it's ten above.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_11Just ten above. Oh.
unknownWait.
SPEAKER_11Ten above is two.
SPEAKER_05So Oh, that's bad. That would be out. I had one token. If I spent one to get to a twenty, would that make things any better?
SPEAKER_11I think what it might be is I might go, it'll be one and one minor.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_11Rather than two major.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Still the same question though. If I raised that to a twenty, would I be better than?
SPEAKER_11It'll just be one minor.
SPEAKER_05It'll be okay, yeah, we'll we'll do that.
SPEAKER_11Or one major, sorry. Yep.
SPEAKER_05We'll still do that. Because we're not Songon here. Song's Mon is a tank.
SPEAKER_11Songlomon could have took it.
SPEAKER_05Okay, speaking of which, though, uh, strengths are only two points. So I feel like this is the perfect time to buy injury resistant. And also, wait. I've not been using after which step. But uh, I am now one major injury. Well, I was before that. One major injury away from death. Do I get my ten points?
SPEAKER_11Uh, yes.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so I will spend the two on that feat and get the ten for adrenaline mode. Let's collapse this because we don't need to see the description of that. I need to do I need to force rerolls. This has gotta be a monitor note because I forget about it and it's gotta be core to my playstyle. I feel like movement is kind of pointless because I can move 30 feet and he can move. 30 feet, so then we're in the same like you can dash.
SPEAKER_11Dashing is an action.
SPEAKER_05If I dash, then I'm not attacking.
SPEAKER_11This is true.
SPEAKER_05And then I'm not making any progress towards.
SPEAKER_11You are putting him at the disadvantage though, because he's rolling attacks with grit uh compared to brawn.
SPEAKER_05Okay. So he would move 30 and attack me instead of also dashing.
SPEAKER_11Well, he if he dashes, he can't hit you. Well so he would probably move and then grit to attack you. So if you move 60. Uh and Shelby. Wait, sorry, dashing in dashing in this system isn't 30 feet. Oh, isn't double. It is triple.
SPEAKER_05Triple. Holy cow. Okay. Um, if Shelby is giving the health action, can she still move?
SPEAKER_11She can move, but she once again, uh, only 30 feet.
SPEAKER_16Sure, I just don't want her to be right next to me.
SPEAKER_11I would get away too, yeah. Alright.
SPEAKER_05This is just like Anne whisping up's pizza. You know what? She doesn't need to give her plus three this turn. He's not attacking.
SPEAKER_06You can also dash. Alright, most exciting turn. We run away.
SPEAKER_11Okay, he is going to attack at this distance.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_11It's still doable. Um I'm gonna say since Yeah, I'd say it's doable.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, why not?
SPEAKER_11Alright. 12.
SPEAKER_12Okay. We would like to try to dodge that with flight before we roll through a building.
SPEAKER_05Do I have I have one! We're gonna ladder that. Okay.
SPEAKER_06See that 20. That 20 is fine.
SPEAKER_11Okay. 20 is fine as yet. Uh it is over five for the first one, so it is a uh I think the first ladder should be over ten.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11The reply. Because otherwise we just get retaliation after retaliation.
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_11So I think ten is the thing. So not over ten unless you want to boost it by one.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Sure, why not?
SPEAKER_11Sure. Go ahead, and then you can roll another uh roll a reply attack.
SPEAKER_05It's also probably grit at this distance.
SPEAKER_11Uh yep. Grit. Uh grit or if you want to try and do some other way of attacking, you can. Like, obviously, snaking it along his thing's check. Uh there's things of like, if you wanted to Sangomon tried to kill the other dude with c with charm.
SPEAKER_05Um, I don't feel like Whiskey is going to try seduction rules on this thing.
SPEAKER_11You never know.
SPEAKER_06It did work out really well for Sangomon. We're not gonna try that.
SPEAKER_16Um, okay.
SPEAKER_07I have I'm just building dice this battle, that's all I wanna do. I have four, so we're gonna go ahead and ladder that.
SPEAKER_05What is the best four tokens I've ever spent.
SPEAKER_11Damn. Hot damn. Um Alright, Ogamon. Hold on. Ignore that.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_11Twenty-four. It was a 30. So that is uh level.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay. Well never mind. If it was an injury level, don't do it.
SPEAKER_11It's still an injury, so it is I heard somebody in. So 30. More than 10.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11Uh which means he takes an injury and a minor.
SPEAKER_05He's looking a little rough. Yes, wispy, you're doing it.
SPEAKER_11As he the heat just comes in as little wisp things just pressure towards him and just explode on contact with him. As he you see like the wounds here more like digital frickin' um like those little blocks of color, like the data's fading out. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_05Is it my turn to describe stuff? Are you busy?
SPEAKER_11Uh no, no, you are up. That was uh 20, it was over.
SPEAKER_05He moved and then rolled grit, so.
SPEAKER_11Yes. He moved, rolled grit, you flighted, then you rolled grit 45 to smash him. Uh, it is your turn.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_11Because that was uh I'm gonna use my signature move again.
SPEAKER_05I'll go ahead and take the minor injury for it. Um, I wanna combine all of his little wisps into one big one and just shoot a gigantic fire cat at him. It's like a charged beam version of the attack.
SPEAKER_11Go for it. Throw me a grit check.
SPEAKER_05Okay. And we'll add six from Shelby and the signature. 23 higher one was 13.
SPEAKER_10Ho ho ho ho ho ho.
SPEAKER_11That is uh eight uh ten. Twenty-three kits.
SPEAKER_07Good.
SPEAKER_11That is a major wound as Wispy draws back as this massive thing comes up and he just full spirit bombs this thing. Yes, as Ogamon sits there and say, Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He starts running as it hits him in the back, and an explosion of digital heat just rips out as Ogamon stands there and see, no, I just wanted the e pulse!
SPEAKER_00I just wanted the e-pulse as he shatters into digital code before you see a little black Digimon.
SPEAKER_11Uh a baby.
SPEAKER_06I wanna see it.
SPEAKER_11God damn it. Uh let me just check. But this is the right one for Ogmon.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I've got a Um, you've been playing Wispy, but is it okay if he comes over to like check on Shelby?
SPEAKER_11He does come over to check on you as he uh looks on you checking you out. Sorry, he is a little red one. It's Punemon.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_05If this thing is cute and I pick it up and it bites me, I am going to drop you kid.
SPEAKER_11Don't pick shit you don't know of.
SPEAKER_01Don't touch dogs that you don't know their temperament.
SPEAKER_06Look, it's been a weird 24 hours, okay.
SPEAKER_11Okay. Uh I've got his thing here. I'm just I didn't bother making any of the in-training uh things a thing, because I was like, they're not allowed to fight! That's called child abuse.
SPEAKER_05Nobody needs to see these things. Okay, what was it called again?
SPEAKER_09It's alright, I got it. You got it, okay.
SPEAKER_05It's like at this point I should just go to the Digimon wiki and be like, here it is, everybody.
SPEAKER_11You could have.
SPEAKER_05I could've.
SPEAKER_11You failed.
SPEAKER_05I did. I'm I'm just stunned.
SPEAKER_08I got two of my dissept on Punamon.
SPEAKER_05You did it I mean I mean you won you won yesterday, so I I believed in you and stuff, it's just um Can I have my sapatama back?
SPEAKER_11As it drops covered in goo again.
SPEAKER_05Thank you. I will dry it off. Wait, what but what? No, no, no! Trying to like dry it off in my hoodie and shove it in my pocket, and now I have to chase after this thing because I don't know how being a cleaner works, but I think I'm supposed to catch these. I'm gonna try to grab it.
SPEAKER_11Uh, cool. Uh roll a well, I already said there's they don't get uh skilled.
SPEAKER_14Um So I may struggle, but I get it.
SPEAKER_11It is trying to shake free as you pick it up. I terrified. Fully terrified.
SPEAKER_13Wow, okay.
SPEAKER_11He's just looking at it.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Um cool. So so so we beat him and it turns out.
SPEAKER_11Crosses on its eyes as it bleh and sticks out a tongue and drops its head to the side.
SPEAKER_05You wanna kill him?
SPEAKER_11Because he looks at the thing. I think we're supposed to He looks at you with as the cat sits there and starts forming a question mark.
SPEAKER_05I think we're supposed to call the Ministry of Civil Protection. Does my Sapotama work in here? I'm gonna try.
SPEAKER_11Uh it does not work in here.
SPEAKER_14I need to call the board, Peter!
SPEAKER_05I'm going to like hold Pewon tightly so it can't get away, but I'm gonna try to figure out how to get out of here. Sorry, Wispy's coming forward. What?
SPEAKER_11Wispy moves to the side here as he sits there and runs his ear along the air as it cuts a bit of a hole, and there is a portal back.
SPEAKER_05Do you want the best? I'm gonna like move towards him, hug him with one arm, the other arm is holding Punemon, and I'm gonna go through the portal.
SPEAKER_10Alright.
SPEAKER_11You head back through the portal.
SPEAKER_12I'm gonna look at the clock.
SPEAKER_11Lunala Rose redeemed a hydra, by the way. Oh.
SPEAKER_12Thank you.
SPEAKER_11I'm casually just checking it here and there. Um done! But yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um thank you. I'm gonna look at my Sapatama. How far in the second period are we?
SPEAKER_11Uh it was just ending the thing. Uh, it seemed like no real time has passed here.
SPEAKER_12Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_05Um great. I need to call the Ministry of Civil Protection, so I'm gonna uh do that as quickly as I can. Because I also am supposed to go to the board meeting and get fired.
SPEAKER_08Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_05We follow the rules here, so um yeah, I'll just call the military office where I signed up last night.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Uh as you call the s Ministry of Essentially Civil Defense as you call them up, they uh the help line answers as it uh you have reached the uh uh this uh the Ministry of Civil Protection heartline. Uh if you are a cleaner, please press one. If you are registering as a cleaner, press two. You have selected one. Uh if you are looking for bounties, press one. If you are collecting a bounty, press two. If you are uh working and need information, press three. If you uh for all other requests, uh press four.
SPEAKER_15Uh please hold the line.
SPEAKER_11We'll put you in touch with one of our service representatives. The current wait time is four hours.
SPEAKER_08Oh my gosh. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_09Alright, I'm gonna um Doo doo doo doo doo doo do I'm gonna set my sapatom in a mute.
SPEAKER_05Like, I know they might get back on the line and I could be in trouble, but whatever. It's fine. I'll set an alarm for four hours. I will put it on silent, I will leave the call connected, I'm gonna stick it in my pocket, I guess, and I'm gonna go to the board meeting. With this thing. No, wait, this thing in my briefcase briefcase.
SPEAKER_01We're not, we're not gonna drop it into a briefcase.
SPEAKER_11Sure. You stuff it in there, it's right, not a time.
SPEAKER_06It's so bad.
SPEAKER_05Also, like we still have the um the damage on the desk from when it came jumping in the window.
SPEAKER_11And then Oh yeah, that desk is smashed up.
SPEAKER_05And then like last shards. Uh like everywhere over here because it's smashed in. Alright, cool. Now that the damage is beautifully drawn. Uh uh, um okay, Wispy should probably be invisible for this, I think. I'm not sure. But we have to go. Or I have to go. You can You know, if you're invisible, I guess you can do whatever you want, and I won't know, but um I would feel better if you were there.
SPEAKER_10shrugs.
SPEAKER_05Just in case there's another one of these! Then I point at my briefcase that is probably like rustling around a little bit.
SPEAKER_11Oh yeah. Definitely.
SPEAKER_05Um, and then we're gonna go.
SPEAKER_07Gonna go to the meeting with the principal.
SPEAKER_11Hold me to go. Sure. You head over to the teacher's lounge.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh, initially, to Principal Esque's uh office, which is here. No one's here, all the kids are out, uh they're at like most of them are on second period, some are moving around the halls and stuff. But as you walk in, uh you knock on the door, because you're not a barbarian. Are you here? Right, sorry. Come in. Uh yeah, you enter in and you see Esk sitting there.
SPEAKER_05Am I late? I came as as soon as I could.
SPEAKER_11Uh no, in fact, you're quite early. Uh which is good considering. Uh, have you got your things?
SPEAKER_05What do you mean got my things? I taught first period, I came here.
SPEAKER_11Yes. Have you got all of your things on you right now?
SPEAKER_05No, there's still some in the desk and stuff.
SPEAKER_11Go collect your things.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh and then meet me uh m meet me by the bus bay. We have to go downtown.
SPEAKER_12Oh okay, okay.
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_12I'm sorry, my sapotomas.
SPEAKER_11I must ask, are you sure you're wanting to stay in this position? Because right now it feels like you're a little bit all over the place.
SPEAKER_05It it's been a very strange day, and my sapotoma glitched out, so I only got a few words out of your message this morning.
SPEAKER_11I And then it deleted it. I hate to be a principal here, but I didn't ask for excuses, Miss Koji. Oh I dn I don't believe that I don't believe in excuses. Uh I believe in results. This guy's a bit of a dick.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_11Would you accept uh my sapatama wasn't working as an excuse when you have children late, Miss Koji?
SPEAKER_05Hmm. I guess it depends on the kind of malfunction. If it kept them from getting on the train, for example, that would That wasn't a real question. I'm gonna go pack my things.
SPEAKER_11Very good.
SPEAKER_09Uh yeah, I guess maybe it's a thing you don't care. You just don't care.
SPEAKER_05You know, I try to be reasonable.
SPEAKER_14It really depends what issues the the students bring to me, because I don't want to be my dad, so like, yeah, I probably would.
SPEAKER_16Oh wait, you're my dad. Never mind.
SPEAKER_11Wait, never mind. I don't think you give a fuck.
SPEAKER_16I'm s I'm gonna keep the chaos criminal down for just a while longer. But I really wanna turn the AI back on on my phone.
SPEAKER_05You're not gonna do it. I'm gonna go, I guess, pack up all my things. When I get back to my room, I'm gonna write on the board, I beat up the thing that broke this desk. Do your homework and sign my name. I'm just gonna leave that on the board since I won't be here for any of my classes. Um and then I guess I guess I'm going to knock on Isobe's door real fast and just let him know.
SPEAKER_11You uh walk over to your sobe's door as he uh walks outside uh see do your work, everybody get back. Just stay quiet. Nice quiet time, do work. He walks out and see. Hey, how'd you uh how are you going?
SPEAKER_05Uh how honest of an answer would you like to that?
SPEAKER_11I hope honest. Okay. Honestly, I I feel like I I'm pretty Go look in my room.
SPEAKER_05Just just look in the door right now.
SPEAKER_11Walks fast to see. You oh, that doesn't look good. You really shouldn't destroy school property. I didn't uh you didn't?
SPEAKER_05No! Um remember how I got attacked by a Digimon yesterday? It happened again.
SPEAKER_11Why are they attacking you? They want to eat not. Heard about this one for years, but they've struck you twice.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. It's great. This is this is I like things to be kind of orderly. This is um, this is anyway. So right, it was very nice of you to put your job on the line to try to save mine. Uh I tried to go to the meeting and then found out I'm supposed to pack up everything. I haven't just leave to go to it. So I thought I'd let you know just in case they fire me anyway. Uh, that I appreciate it.
SPEAKER_11Okay. And it's really walks over, walks down the thing, dips into another classroom. As he comes back out as he uh, give me a second. Walks back into his classroom. As at this point, you would see walking out this way. Uh no, as she wokes up and she. How you doing, girl? You feeling okay?
SPEAKER_05Please tell me this is not some kind of like brute squad to beat up the prince. You know what? If this is a brute squad, I have music for this.
SPEAKER_11If I was going to beat up the principal, uh, he would be in the gutter crying already.
SPEAKER_03Okay. So what is this?
SPEAKER_11This isn't uh this is me saying you good luck.
SPEAKER_12Thank you.
SPEAKER_11Uh, as she adjusts your jacket. Don't do anything stupid, don't say anything stupid. Uh crime is completely legal if it is unknown. They cannot prove anything, they cannot prove that you have done anything. They have she looks down into your room as she. Oh dear girl, no. I know, I know, but but I'm hoping that when she pulls out her sapatama, calls someone, and she, Reggie, I need your glass man, and he needs to be here in the next hour. Oh my our thing not happening anymore. You can uh you can sit there and look at someone else's feet of the night. Uh you've got one hour, Reggie, and she hangs off. Don't worry, I'll take care of that.
SPEAKER_12You know, one of these days someone's gonna let me finish a sentence.
SPEAKER_11You won't. What are you trying to say?
SPEAKER_12I I was just saying, I was hoping that when the kids get in there and they're like, eh, I don't want to do my essay, whenever they would look at like the shattered remains of my desk. And do it.
SPEAKER_05And then maybe uh Well, I'm not gonna have your reputation, obviously. I'm I'm not. Honey.
SPEAKER_11My reputation comes from uh years of doing uh things that most people would get fired for. Right, exactly. I have tenure and they can't get rid of me. As a kid comes like running by, she puts her foot out and trips him as she are you running in my halls, Jeremiah? And see, I'm sorry, Miss I'm sorry. Miss No, that's right, you are. Get back to class. And see, I was going to the uh bathroom and see as she uh did it oh did I say you could go to the bathroom? Do you have a hall pass? Uh if you don't, I suggest you get back there and get one before you wet your britches on modern ground, boy! As he runs back to class.
SPEAKER_05Okay, fine. You know what? You wanna fix everything in my room before I get back.
SPEAKER_11Do that! Maybe. It'll take Redby an hour to get here.
SPEAKER_12Okay, great, cool. Third period, or second period, or whatever class this is.
SPEAKER_05Can see that. That's fine. Okay. I'm checking. I was gonna say I'm checking in my bag, but I just remember what was in my bag.
SPEAKER_14I'll check the outer pockets of my bag and then freak out a little and not open my pocket.
SPEAKER_00What are you looking for?
SPEAKER_13Uh just making sure I have everything before I go to the meeting, so I think all your stuff. Okay. Great. Um.
SPEAKER_11Honey, you seem flustered.
SPEAKER_13I just beat up the thing that broke my desk!
SPEAKER_11I've done that before. I honestly You just gotta learn to roll with it. Alright. As at this point, Asobo walks out, uh, jacket on his heat. Alright, they're all yours. Please don't make them cry. She. I don't promise you nothing. She walks in. Alright, let's go.
SPEAKER_04What do you mean?
SPEAKER_11What do you mean? What do I mean? Let's go.
SPEAKER_04Why are you coming?
SPEAKER_11Well, I'm not going to let them fire you for something stupid like you accidentally getting involved in a whole situation because you tapped someone's sabotama. Besides, personal references go far. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_05I mean, why do you even care? I was the substitute up until last week. I have not. Like, we barely talked. And then yesterday. Because we're friends. You uh launched yourself over the counter of a bar and made a public disturbance just because I told you there was an imaginary friend in the kitchen and you believed me.
SPEAKER_10Are you saying that there wasn't?
SPEAKER_05There it is. It's here as well.
SPEAKER_11I believe you.
SPEAKER_05Why?
SPEAKER_11Why would you lie to me?
SPEAKER_05I wouldn't, but I just am not used to this.
SPEAKER_11Well that's not away with it. Because I'm with you.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_11Alright.
SPEAKER_06I'm never gonna be able to pick one emotion because it changes too fast. What is that?
SPEAKER_11Nothing. Uh, cool. What? You guys head off as you reach It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Head off as you reach the bus bay as S looks up and see Mr. Norio. You're here as well, I see, as he. Where else would I be? Oh, Mr. Yam uh Yamara. It's Yamaraha. You see, I'm not going to say that right. I see. Are you intending to come with to the board meeting with the school district? As he of course! Tenured uh a tenured teacher attending would be much better than just you going alongside her. After all, I am part of the union. Uh in fact, I'm the union head of the school. As he I'm well aware, Mr. Norio. Well aware. Fine! We shall take two cars then. I will see you there, Mr. Norio. Miss uh Koji, you may choose to come with myself or Mr. Asove. However, I would suggest myself preferably, so we can get there around the same time. I'm not sure of Mr. Norio's capability of being uh on time considering his tardiness.
SPEAKER_05I can drive the second car. I always show up 15 minutes early.
unknownDo you see?
SPEAKER_11I s very good. I guess I shall see you down at uh at the community hall then.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_11As he gets in his car and just you see him talking to himself as he's starting up as a soap pages after you then.
SPEAKER_05I am so tempted to drive to the bar instead, but Oh try, we could make a stop.
SPEAKER_11Meanwhile. Alright. As you walk in, uh, you hear, alright, make yourselves at home. Not you sangle my mortal enemy.
SPEAKER_13Oh wait, sorry.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_13What am I trying to do?
SPEAKER_03I tried.
SPEAKER_11Well that's not my problem, is it?
SPEAKER_07Which building is he leading people towards?
SPEAKER_11So this is the uh you enter in here. Uh that's the stairs up.
SPEAKER_06Oh this is one building. That's the second floor. Oh, sorry. That's the second floor.
SPEAKER_05Has he let me into the Yeah.
SPEAKER_11He's let you in.
SPEAKER_05He's just uh cool.
SPEAKER_14I just wasn't sure how angry the like You make yourself at home, but not you. Like, am I just standing outside?
SPEAKER_11No, you walk right into his house as he walks in, gets up on a table as he uh this place is a mess, by the way. Here's a Digimon in a human home. Lisa, you may sit at my uh uh at my square wood. I like to call I like to think it should have a name, so therefore I called it Trevor.
SPEAKER_03Trevor!
SPEAKER_11You can sit at Trevor.
SPEAKER_03Trevor's a great name.
SPEAKER_00You don't get to say that, Sangamon!
SPEAKER_03Do I guess it's sitting, Trevor?
SPEAKER_01No! You must sit at Steve!
SPEAKER_05Oh shall scamper over and climb up onto the counter and start playing with whatever this little pile of stuff is.
SPEAKER_11Sangamon, my enemy. Why? Why stop playing with my things? But they're part of Sang. Now what how can I help you? What what would you like here? Is it eggs that you're after? Because if it is, I must murder you. Even though I failed last time, I'm assured of myself. As uh at this point, uh Holly I sits there and see Alright, well, actually what we're here for is uh we won't we're looking for the digidistant. The digidistant? Yeah, the digidistant. You see, they came through here a little while ago, and they have something that might be able to help me uh perb this as he pulls out your saptama as a Lekmon That looks visibly succulent. Has it well no, this this here belongs to a friend of ours. I understand, it smells so good. Can I please have it? And see, see, this is the problem, Sangamon. It's why we traded it. So she could take mine and I take hers, because otherwise things will just start coming after her.
SPEAKER_03Wait.
SPEAKER_11It's crazy.
SPEAKER_03She scampers down. You think I smell nice?
SPEAKER_11I don't think you smell nice at all of all the Sangamon.
SPEAKER_02It smells That's not true.
SPEAKER_11Digi eggs are big and you hatch out of them. I did that thing as electronics. You're not a leg you're not an electronic digimon. Uh I know. Uh uh polio just uh I'm sorry, saying, but he's right, you're not an electronic Digimon. You're not an electronic Digimon. Well, sort of. Uh it's confusing. It's a very confusing situation. This is a sapatami. Uh the sapatamis have the apples in it, and when it has too much apples, it's a whole thing. And the apples can give birth to digimens. As uh Elecmon nods his head as he. I understood none of that. Go back I you lost me halfway through there. Could you explain everything?
SPEAKER_03You're not very smart.
SPEAKER_00What's that, Sangerman? I'll take you down town! I'll fight you! Me and Trevor vs you and your boy your boyfriend over there.
unknownBoyfriend.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna just splash him with water, but I don't actually want there to be damaged. Can I just do non-lethal flavor damage?
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Roll the roll me a grip check.
SPEAKER_05Okay. It's appropriate that it's a D4.
SPEAKER_11Oh, DC is uh seven.
SPEAKER_06DC is seven? Oh. Damn. Really?
SPEAKER_11Call that call that right in the air. Yeah, as it splashes him, he mmm. I'ma get you, Sangaman. I'ma get you. And then you'll suffer the rag of Electman. But till then, Trevor and I uh had seen the uh the Digidest and they came through here a little while ago. The new guys they seemed really unsure of what they were doing. They headed over to the Metal Empire's uh whole big tower thing, the gear tower. Uh then afterwards they what did they do then? God. I really don't pay attention to people that I don't care about. Uh I guess afterwards they did shit oh they went off towards the firewall. As holy I just they went to the firewall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big wall of fire. Let's see. Okay, that's not good. Sangamon, that means we have to travel through the desert uh to head over that way. Why are they going that way? Probably to kill the abor mon ex. But what do I know? I'm just I'm just a Elecmon.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, she didn't hear any of that because right after he said, I don't pay attention to people I don't care about, she started going up the stairs to see if he cared about her or not, and he doesn't. So she made it all the way upstairs.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Just looking at the purple thing.
SPEAKER_11Just looking at Yeah, there's no reply.
SPEAKER_05It's just she's a child and she's not welcome in this meeting, and so you know.
SPEAKER_11Hey man.
SPEAKER_05It's okay.
SPEAKER_11It's not his fault.
SPEAKER_05Uh yeah, they seem to be talking downstairs, but um Can I look around to see if there is anything interesting? Because I think she's still distractable because she's very young.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Um give me a grip check to look around.
SPEAKER_05That okay. No, you know what? It's not fair that he really doesn't care and doesn't pay attention, and this is stupid. This is all stupid. I'm gonna stop back downstairs and act like I'm not mad.
SPEAKER_11I didn't notice.
SPEAKER_03I know. You're meanie.
SPEAKER_11That's rude. Yeah, that's rude thing to call someone in their own house.
SPEAKER_01Get off of Michael No. Get off him! He's alive!
SPEAKER_11He's uh he breathes and stuff. Okay, okay. Shangman, let's maybe we should head out.
SPEAKER_03Did you guys finish talking about your stuff?
SPEAKER_11We did. I think I know which way we can go to head off the digitist.
SPEAKER_02You don't know what that is.
SPEAKER_11We just have to take him out and get one of their crests. And then from there should be easy. Take him out where we just have to steal a uh, you know.
SPEAKER_02Like to get food here.
SPEAKER_11The movie is sure. Yeah. I just need a digivus.
SPEAKER_02I don't know what that is.
SPEAKER_11Digivus? I can do. I can fix Shelby's thing. And then we can get you back to Shelby.
SPEAKER_08Yay!
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yes, you can go back to Shelby and not in a box.
SPEAKER_06But I'm gonna roll brains to see whether that sounds at all like a threat, or whether it's just like I won't carry you in a fun box.
unknownTen.
SPEAKER_11Song knows who knows what that means.
SPEAKER_14I'm just kinda gonna like inch along the wall on top of Steve. Just leave some space.
SPEAKER_00Before you go, Seguman, I must also tell you, uh, as you move forward, things will get harder and harder.
SPEAKER_11You're dealing with a lot of things. So the biggest worry you have to worry about is stronger Digimon. Specifically, you're probably gonna end up facing down someone of a champion or higher level.
SPEAKER_05Which one of them is talking to me? Because it's Alekmon's voice, but he said Digimon.
SPEAKER_11That's because he uh things are being rubbing off on him.
SPEAKER_07Okay, but it is a Lechmon that's actually warning me. It is Electmon.
SPEAKER_11What?
SPEAKER_07Okay. Sorry, continue.
SPEAKER_11Yes, so a champion level Digimon might come after you. If they do, you're going to be in trouble. And I can't have my greatest rival be in trouble. What will I do if you fall? I would be beside myself. And then I would have to raise you as your father.
SPEAKER_00Don't talk back to me, I'm your father!
SPEAKER_01No, you're not Don't say that! You'll hurt your mother's feelings. Shelby don't Whoever she may be.
SPEAKER_02Shelby, you wouldn't know you, and also What's the Shelby? No, that you would be happy! So don't pretend and I'm gonna stomp how to sleep on the door!
SPEAKER_01You need to come back, Sangerman! I'm trying to relay information to you! You need to understand! Sangaman! Come back!
SPEAKER_06Do you exit? Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp! Don't you stomp in my house? Get out! I'm gonna shoot water at him and then leave. One. Yep. Perfect. There's a puddle and I'm splashing it on my way out the door.
SPEAKER_01Splash and splash. Not cool, Sangamon!
SPEAKER_00That's not That's not cool at all! You're acting like a child. You're acting like an in-training Digimon.
SPEAKER_11That's ridiculous I was supposed to tell him about uh Digimon. Ah, well, I'm sure he'll figure it out. Ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna miss Sangerman, my greatest rival and greatest friend. Alright, I bet's go look after some eggs.
SPEAKER_06I wish she could have heard that, but no, he hates her. Yep, even hates her. The water tails were not enough.
SPEAKER_11As you exit out of his little house, uh you and uh polio move forth as Polio. Alright, well we're gonna have to head across the our gear planes. Uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_03But look, this thing looks like me, doesn't it?
SPEAKER_11No.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_12Then I'll like hold my mouth open.
SPEAKER_11Like looks like a tyrannomon. You don't know what that is. But when we see it, you're definitely gonna think that that's what it is.
SPEAKER_03Okay. So gears and planes.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, we gotta go across the gear.
SPEAKER_11Well, it's the gear savannah. As soon as we cross it, there's probably some dangerous Digimon out there.
SPEAKER_02Like Elecman.
SPEAKER_11Whilst we're moving, we got Elecmon's the nicest Digimon you can probably find out here. He looks after eggs and babies. That's the tippy top of the nice ladder. Uh, we've got so much that we have to do with things. Sangamon, how are you feeling right now?
SPEAKER_03Dad, because even the tippy top of the nice ladder hates me.
SPEAKER_11Sangamon. Oh, put a hand on your shoulder. Everybody hates everybody. It's just a factor.
SPEAKER_05I bite him.
SPEAKER_11Do you think people like me? Nobody likes polio. Polio's unloved. And that's just how life is. We go through it unloved, completely and utterly. You get it? Alright, you got it. I still ruffles you.
SPEAKER_05Ruffles the coral. Ow, ow, ow.
SPEAKER_11He does not say owl. Um he does not care.
SPEAKER_05I also bit him while he was talking.
SPEAKER_11No reaction.
SPEAKER_05Can I have a minor injury healed?
SPEAKER_11Uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Woo!
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11As he sits there and see. No, we've just gotta be careful as we move through this place because there are lots of Digimon that wanna take the forefront out here. Uh and lots of people that are in this as fr He looks down. There is an arrow in his chest.
SPEAKER_02Like somebody just shot him?
SPEAKER_11I I didn't I didn't put that there. Someone just shot polio.
SPEAKER_05Um, um, I'm gonna roll brains to see if I figure out where it came from. I'm not good at this. Well, I'm kinda good at this, but I still wanna see if I can at least tell which direction. No! No, I can't.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, just straight into his chest. Uh polio sits there as his hand comes up and touches it before it springs into code as Polio sits there as he that might not heal very well. Uh I'm gonna roll Polio's durability. Oh no! He's pretty good.
SPEAKER_05Polio's like one of the top-tier people dies and leave Songamon abandoned here. Then I guess never mind, she'll just die and then Alekwan will raise her. It's fine.
SPEAKER_1121. Billy's not more than a 29. Uh, he takes a full minor injury as he is shot as he. Sangamon, we need to run.
SPEAKER_02Whee! You need a way?
SPEAKER_11There is a Digimon sniping us. We need to get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_11Dip and roll, Sangamon! Uh can you roll me a flat check?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's a D4.
SPEAKER_11Ooh.
SPEAKER_05Um, can I have his trainer bonus or no?
SPEAKER_11No, because otherwise he would have to pretty much do nothing. One? One. Oh no. Alright.
SPEAKER_12I ran straight into the centaur. He's in this shrub.
SPEAKER_11Both of you take another minor injury, uh another major injury. Uh, as both of you slammed with an arrow in the side. As Polio just drops his head Sangamon!
SPEAKER_00Keep running! Don't stop. Fun the digitist and find them! You need to find them, Sangamon.
SPEAKER_11As you would see walking out behind Polio as he sits on the ground. This creature.
SPEAKER_08Why does he have a beard?
SPEAKER_11Yeah. No question.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_11As you rush up, this one seems to look at you as it tips its hat towards you, moving down towards this field and towards polio.
SPEAKER_05I feel like this is meant to be a choice, but at the same time, I'm not stupid enough to think she can take on both of them.
SPEAKER_11As no.
SPEAKER_05So I think she just has to run.
SPEAKER_11As you run, heading further into the digital world.
SPEAKER_03Wait, he still has her egg.
SPEAKER_11Meanwhile.
SPEAKER_03He still has her egg! I need that bag.
SPEAKER_05That's my okay. Hang on. Let me write my notes before we switch to the meeting. The tone shift.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_11He's I told you it would be a time.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's great. He's surrounded and dying. Little marker that I'm switching seams. Board meeting! exclamation mark. Okay, great. Alright, um, for the record, I do actually come straight here. I do not take any detours and I drive legally. But you know.
SPEAKER_10It's fun. Is the sobe in out of the car with you or are you taking your own car?
SPEAKER_05Oh, he was in the car with me. My options were his car or the principal's car. But like, if the concern is what happens if he's sobe is driving, then like I'll just drive. So if it's his car or my car, I don't know, but I drove it here. We got here on time. With a briefcase with a baby Digimon in it, but we run time.
SPEAKER_11You're running on time. You're here.
SPEAKER_14Uh I stand on the table.
SPEAKER_11I don't, I don't What a power move. I respect it.
SPEAKER_14They said not to say anything. They didn't say not to look down at them the whole time.
SPEAKER_05But I just love that this is a Digimon game. My to-do list for the session. Survive battle. Go to board meeting. Be a badass in third period, which I guess doesn't happen now because I'm not teaching anymore today.
SPEAKER_11Hey, people will know that you're a badass.
SPEAKER_05Tack talks to my dad. Talk to Sobey. Ugly cry. That's what I wrote down.
SPEAKER_11You're gonna get none of this.
SPEAKER_16No, I'm on number two! I'm getting there! Alright.
SPEAKER_11Alright. We enter into the board meeting here as you all come in, sit down, as uh Yamahara since there's he. Uh Miss Koji, these are the board heads. This is uh Mrs. uh Imaga. I'm waiting for you to tell me you got it.
SPEAKER_05Yep. Um, and she just like quietly nods in acknowledgement at each of these people as they're introduced.
SPEAKER_11Uh this is Mr. uh Choja. Uh Choja.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_11And Mr. uh uh Mr. Kessick.
SPEAKER_15Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh these these three men uh these three people you can tell that wasn't that was actually a slip, that's not me fucking up. Uh it seems like she's new here. These three people have been uh on the board for a fairly long time. They hold sway over most of the decisions regarding the school district, uh, and unfortunately they we had the luck of with your current situation having to bring before them a tribunal regarding your position. As uh Choja Sitsosi. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm less inclined to be letting someone who has all these difficult situations of civil protection need uh being involved in our schools? What if the military were to come in and deal with this situation themselves? We would be in a panic. Those children's days would be interrupted. How are you supposed to alleviate this problem, Miss Kochy?
SPEAKER_05Problem of the government coming to the school, sir?
SPEAKER_11Yes. We don't want governments in our schools. The moment the government gets involved and sends any of their politics, we have to oh we have to go through several years of red tape just to get certain aspects of it down.
SPEAKER_05And that applies for law enforcement? Specifically?
SPEAKER_11Are you saying you're law enforcement, Miss Koji?
SPEAKER_05I'm saying cleaners.
SPEAKER_11Are you like one of the our peacekeepers? There's no cops in this day and age, there are peacekeepers.
SPEAKER_05This is full of dystopia, this is a dystopia, this is a dystopia. I'm saying cleaners have oversight.
SPEAKER_11Cleaners have problems. As this man jumps in and see, I honestly, I don't see the difficult I don't see anything difficult about it. Uh her her home life is her home life. Um we had this discussion when one of the teachers was uh stripping for money on the side. We allowed that situation, why wouldn't we allow this one?
SPEAKER_14Back of my mind, I'm like, who is it, who is it, who is it, who is it, who is it, who is it?
SPEAKER_00That was hard, far different.
SPEAKER_11That required several working relationships with that strip club, as well as several uh visits and in assurances by the strip club that it would not impact their work.
SPEAKER_05You use school district funding to go to a strip club?
SPEAKER_11We use school district funding to uh investigate matters of school district, Miss Koji. I would presume you wouldn't be coming at us about certain things whilst you're on trial, would you?
SPEAKER_05I'm just surprised.
SPEAKER_11But uh I think surprise is very much a situation that we can deal with. However, they do make uh Miss Choja Mr. Choja makes a good point. How uh what are we to do if you have a Digimon emergency during one of your classes? How should we prepare for such a matter that you could just be taken from the children at a moment's notice?
SPEAKER_04Oh, so you know that the fight wouldn't endanger the children.
SPEAKER_11That's good. It does not matter about endangering them. It's a matter of as a teacher, if you are called to duty for the Ministry of Civil Protection, how are we supposed to uh fix that sit uh fix and help those students in those cases? We don't have the funding for a substitute to stand by.
SPEAKER_05That's a that's a legitimate concern. I would think about that.
SPEAKER_11I bet when I union uh I'm union rep Sobe Norio. Uh I just wanted to put some insight before uh Shelby answered this. Uh as union representative, we are willing to put into pocket some money to help that situation if necessary. To get someone in as perhaps a teacher aid to sit there and watch Mrs. Miss Koji's class whilst things are going down. As she and you can uh are you have approved this through the union. I indeed have. He definitely has not.
SPEAKER_16Oh.
SPEAKER_15Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh sorry to interrupt. Please go ahead, Shil.
SPEAKER_05Um Right, thank you for that, Mr. Norio. Uh I can control when I take bounties for sure, so that was always going to be after work hours in my personal time, like our adult entertainment co-worker. Umergencies that are big enough to call in all cleaners on short notice are probably going to disrupt the students anyway, don't you think?
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm. They can contact and request you personally. They can uh they can give you bounties depending on uh the necessity of your of them for you. If they are understaffed, they can call you in, is my understanding.
SPEAKER_05I got a very brief overview about that part. But if there is a teacher aid covering for things, I suppose it wouldn't be. Sorry, I'm really thinking about this one. I just put so much into trying to build this career for myself and to give back to the kids I hadn't really imagined life without it, and very quickly going from landing a job that I was very happy about to losing it potentially within a week has been very jarring. I'm sorry if I seem ill-prepared for this. It's not so much just being a teacher as being a teacher in a publicly funded school. Because these kids don't have a lot of the benefits that richer families do. And I just I don't know. I like to think we can still make something. You know, we look around the world and there's a lot of things that are broken, but surely if we can work together, we can still build something new, make something beautiful, write the songs that will encourage the next generation. I just want to be a part of making that happen. This is how I was trying to do it.
SPEAKER_11Uh me a chom check.
SPEAKER_07Oh no! That's three I all look at you two tokens. Oh gosh. I actually tried.
SPEAKER_09They look at you uh give you advantage on this one, simply because it was a good statement.
SPEAKER_14Thank you. I have no hope for the stice, but thank you.
SPEAKER_07Seven. I have one, we can ladder that. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_11That's good. Twenty-sixth! Holy fuck. So straight up the three? I wanna I wanna explain a different timeline as you say this. They all look at you as this one stands there nodding as he that was fucking stupid, right?
SPEAKER_06What kind of idealistic bullshit is this? What kind of fucking idiot are you? Gut up! You're fired.
SPEAKER_11However, as you run that over in your head, you look amongst them. As you see a small tear in this man's eye as he when I got into this system, I was I wasn't a hardened teacher like you. I'd I had hope for these kids, and then every year less and less kept going into the Shangri-Lai eggs.
SPEAKER_00And now I'm here and I feel like I'm chopping people down at the bit. Choja, I don't want to chop people down at the bit. I don't want to chop people down at the bit either, Kesik. I don't I just want people to be happy.
SPEAKER_01I went to the strip club outside of my house because I was just so excited to see someone doing something they love. I went to Alright, that's bad.
SPEAKER_09You both need to excuse yourselves.
SPEAKER_00It's alright! It's okay. We only spent a money.
SPEAKER_11Two minutes later, they are being taken out of the offices by security. We have two less to contend with.
SPEAKER_05Well, it's most of them.
SPEAKER_06Um, how did she respond to that speech?
SPEAKER_11Just hand in head, as she Miss Koji, that is very empathetic. I really do feel for you. And I understand that that is a noble cause, but I must ask, what what is your plan here if there is a situation? Do you have a plan? Can you can you do something to alleviate this problem? At this point your suitcase starts moving.
SPEAKER_09Does it of course it does?
SPEAKER_11Confused. Is it on the floor?
SPEAKER_10But it is on the floor.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_05Great. Um. I would like to adjust so that I can put my f I don't want to put my foot on the bag. That's gonna look weird.
SPEAKER_11But I want to pull it. No one could see you, it's under the table.
SPEAKER_05Alright, alright, then I'll I'll put my foot on it and just kinda try to hold it still without it.
SPEAKER_11It can't beat you. It's very uh weak as you put it on. It is like trapped on the floor. You feel it like rumble a little bit as it's trying to move, but it seems like it just can't.
SPEAKER_07I'm trying to think, do I actually have anything that could be construed as a plan? I don't think I do.
SPEAKER_05Um then I guess I have to try to spin that a little. Um first off, Mrs. Amaga, I do want to thank you for actually raising um relevant concerns. Because I can tell this is in the best interest of both the children and the school. What I'm asking for isn't exemption or immunity or any kind of permanent deal. My first year is testing things out anyway. I'm asking for a chance to try to figure this out, and I promise if it becomes clear that I can't do both without jeopardizing the children's safety or education, I will voluntarily step down at that point.
SPEAKER_11Roll me another charm check. She sits there, she nods. Alright. Then on a trial basis, Miss Koji, we will allow you to continue your work uh at Ishido High. Uh with funding from the union to teacher aid within the next week, please. As he I'll get right on it. Uh Mr. Esk, it seems you have a good set of teachers here, is he? Pains, but I know. Is she yes? Well, I must go. My uh colleagues will probably be going to jail, so I'm going to have to work on a few different things. Um Alright. Keep in touch, Miss Koji. I'll be keeping an eye out.
SPEAKER_04Thank you, ma'am.
SPEAKER_11Heads out. You were left in the room with Esk and uh Isabe? As Esk and drops his head to the table. That went better than expected.
SPEAKER_05I agree.
SPEAKER_11Good. Alright, well I'm glad I don't have to go finding another teacher to fill your positions. So, Mistress Sobe, I believe you have uh fourth period. Miss Koji, I would suggest take the rest of the day off. And we'll start again tomorrow after we locate a teacher aid to deal with things. Till then, I will call us up.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_05Um is gonna tell you they are done with their work. They are not, they're supposed to be doing performances too. Mr.
SPEAKER_11Let me stop you there. I have worked in the teaching industry for 14 years. The children have never finished their work. Uh I was head of curriculum for three years, I was a teacher for six years, uh, I was vice principal for uh another three years, and now I'm in this position. So, if they tell me that they have work, uh they finish their work, I will assure you it does not get them out of doing work. Alright. Asobe. Do not f do not be late back to school. Let's see. I might be, I don't know.
SPEAKER_05Oh, am I dropping him off or riding with you?
SPEAKER_11I would prefer you drop him to vent.
SPEAKER_15Sure.
SPEAKER_11I will see you back at school. I will see you tomorrow, Miss uh Koji. Uh it's good to have you as a part of our teachers. He heads out. That could have gone way worse.
SPEAKER_05Just like hat in her hands and leaning on the table. Yeah, yeah, they could have. And hey, you know what my threshold for good day or bad day at this point includes mortal peril, so this was always gonna go well. Comparatively.
SPEAKER_11If you approach every day as if it's gonna be a good day, then how can you have a bad day? Because I got to have fun. I got to have fun and come to a m uh a meeting where two people were fired for going to a strip club.
SPEAKER_00That's the best day.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11Don't don't stress so much.
SPEAKER_05No, no, no.
SPEAKER_11I'm just it works out.
SPEAKER_05I'm trying to think other stuff. Um, okay, right. Uh I I'm not gonna see you again today, so just in case, um I've got your number. And you wanted to see me after school?
SPEAKER_11That's a bit forward, Miss Gojia.
SPEAKER_15That's why I said I wasn't gonna see you again today.
SPEAKER_11I'm kidding. I thought it's a performer too. If you wanna hang out, I definitely have time to go for a drink. Well, I feel like you've got lots of shit to do today.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay, okay. Uh right, no, thing.
SPEAKER_11Uh I would suggest. I did some research during my first period. I was Googling whilst I made the kids do worksheets. Uh you know for a factor, uh 80% of cleaners uh join cleaner teams simply because then if you have a situation where you don't want to take a mission, you make the team do it!
SPEAKER_12Oh yes.
SPEAKER_11So if you're looking to make it so you're not called upon all the time, it might be better for you to look for a team to join.
SPEAKER_12Perfect. Okay. Um right.
SPEAKER_05So now I feel like you know everything that happened pretty much because I told you honestly in the bar. Um I wanted to know last night, but then couldn't text you. What happened that made you think your imaginary friend was real? And do you still have them?
SPEAKER_11I realized that over time he fit that mold really well. I don't still have him. He's he's not here now, but that's okay. Um second He's more of a brother than a friend, though. He's I literally grew up with him. I thought that my mother had like bought an ape or something. I don't he was weird.
SPEAKER_05Oh Did your mother ever see him?
SPEAKER_01Apparently, I asked her the other day. She said, Yeah, no, he's real.
SPEAKER_12Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01He was around forever.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_11Alright, this might end up don't talk to her though. She is a nightmare.
SPEAKER_15Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Right, okay. Um, sorry. This might end up being nothing. What? Just in case. Um Wispy. This is the guy who made a distraction so I could get you out of the kitchen. Do you have any any desire at all in manifesting yourself? Because we finally have a minute where there's not something else blowing up.
SPEAKER_11Whisby doesn't seem to make one manifest yet.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Well, thank you for believing me that my imaginary friend is very real. And she like walks past him with the briefcase like jostling around in her arms.
SPEAKER_11I wish I could prove it, but you don't have to prove anything.
SPEAKER_12I believe you just are you like a mob boss or something?
SPEAKER_11Why would I be a mob boss?
SPEAKER_05There's gotta be something wrong with me.
SPEAKER_11There's plenty wrong with me.
SPEAKER_06What? Give me something.
SPEAKER_11Sometimes I like to take uh when I get a 30-minute break, I like to take an hour and a half. When when the Saputama has an update and asks for me to read service agreements, I never do.
SPEAKER_06You are so rebellious.
SPEAKER_11I live on the edge.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_11Alright, I'm gonna pull up my- And I'm asked when I go to a theater and they say that I'm I have a signed seating, I wait till the theater uh goes dark, then I go to the better seat.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I thought you were going to say you climb over people because you come in late. I hate those people.
SPEAKER_11I do that as well. All the time. I do it I do it when I'm not uh even when I'm not late. It's just fun to see people's reactions.
SPEAKER_07I swear, if we ever go to the theater together, you are not doing that. I will break your knees.
SPEAKER_11Can't break can't break my knees if you can't find them. Alright. Well.
SPEAKER_05Okay. I'm gonna drop you off. Um you can uh do whatever you want. I'm not gonna chase you into the school. I pull up my stop at Tom, am I still on hold?
SPEAKER_11Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_05Alright, um. Yeah, great. This has been.
SPEAKER_11Oh wait. One sec. Let me just roll for it. Yeah. Um, yeah, you're still on hold.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Then uh let's go. And I'm gonna drive him back to the school, and then I'm gonna drive directly to the military base because I don't know what I am supposed to do with the stitching mod.
SPEAKER_11As you do, you drive to the military base. As you drop him off in your car, you come back, sit down, as Wismon is in the passenger seat putting his seatbelt on.
SPEAKER_12Have you been here the whole time?
SPEAKER_11Nods.
SPEAKER_12Alright, um, Wispy?
SPEAKER_05Do you dislike the blonde guy?
SPEAKER_11He growls.
SPEAKER_05So when you said bad, did you mean the blonde guy, or did you mean the ogre mon? I know that's complicated to do with your wisps, but like Yeah.
SPEAKER_11He looks at you with just a really um one, make a one for the blond guy, or two for the Digimon that tried to kill me. He puts up a th he puts it is cats making these numbers, by the way. Right. Uh as two cats come together and it makes a three.
SPEAKER_16Something else? Okay.
SPEAKER_11Nods.
SPEAKER_16Okay, okay. Uh I wish you had words.
SPEAKER_05I wonder why you don't like the blonde guy. Alright. Good job today in the fight, though. Um I have no idea if you have to be a part of this meeting, but we're gonna go I guess turn in the baby?
SPEAKER_11As you head over to the Ministry of Civil Protection officers, as you arrive walking in, they're cleaner people, you're eventually put to one of the things, as the man sits there to see. Uh, so what have you got for me today?
SPEAKER_05Uh, I got attacked by Ogreman at school, and I beat him up and I don't know what to do with him. Yes!
SPEAKER_08Oh.
SPEAKER_12Uh I have the baby form in my bag if you need to see it.
SPEAKER_10He puts his hand out.
SPEAKER_05Alright, I will open the briefcase and hand over.
SPEAKER_11You open the briefcase? He goes to stop you opening it anyway. Don't open it in here.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_11Uh just pass me the briefcase and I'll look in.
SPEAKER_04Hey. I'll do that.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11He posed the C. Alright, you got a Punimon in there. That makes sense for uh Ogre Mon. I'll get a DNA check of him in a minute. Um, do you have your bounty?
SPEAKER_05Um, I got attacked. I don't know if there's a bounty on this thing. I don't know how this works.
SPEAKER_11There's definitely a bounty on Ogreman.
SPEAKER_05Great, cool! How do I find a bounty? So we didn't cover this last night. I just took team applications and left, and I thought they would explain it to me.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06Uh awkward smile.
SPEAKER_10He's uh he goes through his thing.
SPEAKER_11Sound of rules. I'm just trying to see if there's a thing about stealing bounties.
SPEAKER_05Stealing?
SPEAKER_11Because in theory you never took the bounty.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I didn't. I don't even know a bounty like I don't know what to call them, but like the bounty dealer, the people who have the like projector that's like, look at all the work.
SPEAKER_11I don't even know one of those. Did you uh did you capture the criminal sapatama?
SPEAKER_05Um I didn't see a sapatama.
SPEAKER_11Okay, so in order to claim the bounty, you need to bring in the criminal Sapatama and the Digimon tied to it. Uh if only the Sapatama's turned in, your reward is halved. Uh it does not say what happens if you only turn in the Digimon. Um Damn it, beatbreak!
SPEAKER_05Does that mean I have to take care of this thing and hope I find a random egg somewhere?
SPEAKER_11No, we can give you half the bounty. Uh we'll do the opposite here. Usually people bring the saptama, not the Digimon in.
SPEAKER_05I didn't see a person and it didn't cough up a sapatama, so I don't even know where it would be from.
SPEAKER_11It sh should definitely have a person with it. Uh Sapotama are made from malfunctioning sapotama. So. Them being there not being one with him means that someone has the sapatama, which means there's a person.
SPEAKER_08Oh.
SPEAKER_11Connected to this Ogre Man.
SPEAKER_08I see.
SPEAKER_11Um. It's fine. I'll take the bounty. Uh we'll transfer credits. Do you have a bank account?
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_11I'll give him the uh he gets your details. Uh are you banking with the civil union? That would be the most common bank.
SPEAKER_05Are you asking me?
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_05Um, I would assume that's where like mom and dad would have an account.
SPEAKER_08Yep.
SPEAKER_05Um, can I not have to roleplay setting up additional security features for my account?
SPEAKER_11Oh no, no. Not not a thing I'm doing. I just need to know whether he can see the account and tell you you have zero funds.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so I don't have to worry about putting money in here and it disappearing. It's okay for me to use this account. Okay, great.
SPEAKER_11Um, then whatever like the world union employees would use would be where my Yeah, he's just basically low on cash, it seems. No funds and no funds in the thing at all.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_11Alright, well, uh, we're gonna help fix that. Uh, you can push yourself back up to one resource.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_11As he filters things across, as he alright, uh we've transferred half the bounty in. Uh it's only a couple of like maybe a the bounty for Ogre Mom was pretty hefty. It was uh it was three thousand dollars. Oh, but uh we're only gonna give you one five.
SPEAKER_12Right. Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh we're also gonna take a fee of two, so it'll be one three directly to you.
SPEAKER_15Um just so that I know, what's the fee for?
SPEAKER_11Uh mainly the mainly processing and things there. Uh it's very much to do with uh registration. You won't have to pay that on further bounties.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_11You've just never collected before.
SPEAKER_05So it's just the first time only.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh, cool. Alright.
SPEAKER_11Alright. You're good to go, Miss Koji.
SPEAKER_12So I just open the bag and give it to you now?
SPEAKER_11I'll just take the briefcase.
SPEAKER_05My stuff's in there.
SPEAKER_11Give me two minutes, I'll go out the back and put it in a cage. I'll bring your thing back.
SPEAKER_15Okay.
SPEAKER_11He heads out the back. Uh, after a little while, you see. Wisp is very like reclusive here. He does not like it in here.
SPEAKER_04You can go invisible if you want to.
SPEAKER_11He shakes his head.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_11Uh eventually the guy returns back as he hands you a thing. I think it did a little bit of business in there. You open it, there's just a poo in there. That's just a thing Did you want to? Hey shit.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Well, thanks for your heart, I guess.
SPEAKER_00No problem, miss.
SPEAKER_11Thank you for using the civil protection offices.
SPEAKER_05How do I get bounties in the future?
SPEAKER_11Well, you can usually head down to the bounty offices. Bounty offices are across the city. They're cleaner only. They're sort of a lot shadier. But they contact us directly with everything we have there. They have little hologram tables to show you stuff. It's really cool.
SPEAKER_15Great. Okay. Thank you.
SPEAKER_11You're welcome. You head out. He sits there, see. God, I hate people.
SPEAKER_07I hate everything. Do you want to hear my metal AI scream at you?
SPEAKER_11He's he's good. He's he's set. Uh yeah, you head out. Back to the grind is where do you go from here?
SPEAKER_05I need to actually talk to my family.
SPEAKER_11Cool. So you head home.
SPEAKER_05Not home, I head to their house.
SPEAKER_11On her own. Out in the middle of the forest.
SPEAKER_08Okay, hang on.
SPEAKER_11Sangamon. You move through the forest dealing with all the crap that has just happened. You uh not not having a great day. Uh polio and the toy village lay behind you as you come out uh near this sign, which you can read. It says Mount uh Mount Mihirashi.
SPEAKER_05You know, I kind of wish she had listened to the conversation now.
SPEAKER_11As you are here alone.
SPEAKER_05Did they say Mount Miharashi loud enough for me to hear never hurt? I would like to just look around and see if this place seems safer than where I just was, if there's more danger. Like, I need to know if I have to keep running or if I'm okay to be here for a little bit.
SPEAKER_11It seems like uh around you there's not a lot going on. Uh, but as you stand there, you hear it seems we have a m uh an intruder upon our ground. As you'd see this uh Digimon standing up here as he tell me, are you twentieth?
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_00Are you the twentieth?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_11As you hear surprise! As jumping out of the thing.
unknownOh no!
SPEAKER_11We don't know you!
SPEAKER_00You're new here! What are you doing in um near Mount Miharashi?
SPEAKER_11Running for my life Are you trying to take Running for your life? Yeah, we've been there, haven't we, Ludamon? I'm there every second well it's it's a time. It's a time That's my new favorite thing. Uh it's okay, Lunamon. It's one of our our duties as the great sword guardians. I'm a shield, I'm not a sword. See, yes, exactly, Ludamon, exactly. Sword and shield, the true uh a true bonding of the greats. See, I don't know what to talking about, but I'm down with it. I'm down with the Superman.
SPEAKER_00I'm really sorry for interrupting to us interrupting pulls out his shield.
SPEAKER_03Whatever this is.
SPEAKER_11No, no, no. You see, we sort of rule Mount Miharashi here. And you're now turf now, buddy boy. This is our turf, buddy boy.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh. Wait, buddy means friends, right? Are we friends?
SPEAKER_11That's right!
SPEAKER_00Best friends! Yeah, we're friends now, which means you gotta do what we say and everything that Zerman says.
SPEAKER_11Also what you say, Luderman. Yeah, whatever.
SPEAKER_03Again, I feel weird being in the middle of this. Like you guys just wanna stare at each other.
SPEAKER_00No, we're staring at you!
SPEAKER_11We're staring at you. Like are why are we staring at us, Ludaman? Well, shoviously a Nerdwell out here to take our twentiest! Um I don't know what a tonalist is. I've told you this before, Rudermon. You you need to keep up. It's you got ten, I got twenty. Aka Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um What's so much thorough?
SPEAKER_03I'm supposed to find a digitestin' right don't know what that is. Digestined?
SPEAKER_11My god! As he stares off into the distance dramatically.
SPEAKER_06Oh! Okay, then I'm really into this. I'm going to come and watch this dramatic monologue.
SPEAKER_00Uh I knew of the Digidestins once. I Zubon the Great. The noblest of the uh twentiest data. Um, I am the twentiest, I would often say. I despise the crookedness and the sharpness, the jake. Battle is what I live for. That's everything. Everything to me. As one of the legendary arms, at one point I was friends with the Digitest and Oh no. Yes, Zuri Yes, Ludamon! That's right, I was I was destined to be with the Digitest. But it seems that time changed that. Over time, little Cory grew up. And then he didn't want to deal with Digimon, he just wanted to deal with girls. And doing sick tricks on his skateboards. Oh no, I don't know what a skateboard is, but I hate this sounds really weird. It was really, it was really dumb. Had wheels and everything. I went to their world. I mixed amongst them I was his best friend. I was old.
SPEAKER_01And then he turned 18, and apparently that's like the cutoff date.
SPEAKER_11And what? A big timer appeared on his digivice, and then all of a sudden he forgot me. It's real fucked up. Yeah, that's that's how it goes.
SPEAKER_03That's so weird.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it's it's really odd. Super dumb, and I don't understand it. By the way, this is essentially the plot to the Digimon movie. It was uh one of the future movies they had. All of a sudden, Ty and Matt are too old and too mature, so they can't have Digimon friends anymore.
SPEAKER_06That's dumb.
SPEAKER_07If your girlfriend doesn't like your giant monster animal friend, then what kind of too busy.
SPEAKER_11Too busy thinking about girls and school and stuff to deal with Digimons.
SPEAKER_05I'm just saying, like, I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of people that if they're like on the fence about you, like, do I like this guy? Do I like this girl? I don't know. When you come riding up on like a giant wolf beast, and you're like, hey, what are you doing right now? You wanna go for a ride? Like, yes!
SPEAKER_11I used to be the 20s. I used to be so cool, I had like a f I dig evolve, Ludamon. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome. Can I dig evolve? No, Zumon. No, Ludamon! You're you're just not good enough like me. Nah, that's true. That's true. You are the best.
SPEAKER_03That's sad.
SPEAKER_11Nah nah, that's cool, because uh Zoom Zooderman is the best. And I'm not Zuderman. I'm Ludamon. You don't?
SPEAKER_03Kinda. I'm still confused because my person is 23.
SPEAKER_01Your person's 23? Dear God, they must be disappearing! You must be out of their memory already! Just hang them up!
SPEAKER_03Just met yesterday, so I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Sorry, he doesn't know your name. New Monry. You only met yesterday? Dear God, they've they've put you through a torturous regime! My god.
SPEAKER_03What? No?
SPEAKER_11How dare they? They brought you into this world just to forget you. Oh. I mean It's alright. We have Oh. The Digidestined are just a bunch of dicks. It's alright. We'll we'll be your friends, Newman. Me and Ludamon.
SPEAKER_03My name is is Tongomon and I'm supposed to find the find the Digidestin.
SPEAKER_11Songamon.
SPEAKER_02Maybe we just beat them up.
SPEAKER_11I don't know about that. That sounds Digidestin have the ability to digivolve, guys. This is this is a lot. This is a lot for us, Ludamon. Well, this is a lot. I don't know about this, Zugamon.
SPEAKER_08But I thought they were.
SPEAKER_11What about you, Lu what about you, Lumon?
SPEAKER_00Oh yours your name is Sangamon.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_00Oh my apologies.
SPEAKER_11That's one step forward. Good. This is let me see. Zubamon, Ludamon, Spartamon, Sangamon. No, we've already got an S. Can you be something else?
SPEAKER_03Does it have to rhyme or just not start with S?
SPEAKER_11Just has to not start with S.
SPEAKER_02Baby Coral Mon That's not enough.
SPEAKER_11What mon?
SPEAKER_03Coral, like my head.
SPEAKER_11Yes, Coralmon. I just need to see. Also You know what's super funny? That's another name for Sangamon. Yeah! Did not know that, but yes! Yeah, apparently uh known as Coralmon. Aww uh Canon without knowledge I love it This is good This is a this is a win we'll definitely go with this Coralmon Uh but uh between the four of us we can we can have our own spot and we can make a new new time Sangamon We can go out and be best friends I need to find a Digidestin But Sangomon but Coromon You can't find if we go after the Digidestined There's no telling what dangerous things could come between us and them Plus the Digidestin they only care about themselves and their girlfriends Oh man I'm sorry that's not fun times old man It just sounded Thank you Ludabom it sounded really important and then Mr.
SPEAKER_03Polyar is probably dead now or maybe if he's an egg that then that means Elecmon is his dad now. That's not so good.
SPEAKER_11There we go. So you don't have to do nothing now, because Elekmon's his dad.
SPEAKER_03So Do humans turn into eggs when they get hurt?
SPEAKER_11I think so. I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_11Cory was kind of a bitch. He always made me do the work.
SPEAKER_01He was always like ten feet back, and I'm like, Cory, what would you like me to do? And he's like, just do you, Sangamon?
SPEAKER_11And I'm like, you could like come up and I can turn into a sword. Would you like to fight with me, Cory? And he was like, no, no, you got it, Supermon.
SPEAKER_03Can I see the sword?
SPEAKER_11I can't do sword. Sword form is far too uh intense for you.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_11Maybe, maybe at some other point, Koromon, we'll show you the sword.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Um But only when a true a one truly worthy of it approaches.
SPEAKER_03So we can at least go on a trip together for now.
SPEAKER_11How about we head back to our place? You can meet Spartamon. He can help, he's smart. Well, Spartamon's real smart.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_11Alright.
SPEAKER_00Follow us to our secret hideaway.
SPEAKER_03Is it on top of the mountain?
SPEAKER_00How did you know?
SPEAKER_03You put a ladder here. I just thought there was something up there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Sh a Coromon might be as smart as Spartamon Ludamon.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna shoot impossible. Spartomon's so smart.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna shoot water out of my foot jets and like f jump up each level.
SPEAKER_06I am showing off a little bit, but you know, it's also fast.
SPEAKER_11As you head off towards spa uh the legendary weapons, uh the legendary armed face, you three going together. Uh in the distance, a figure starts walking forth.
SPEAKER_16Oh no.
SPEAKER_11Breaking the area as they look staring on as in their hand a black gear appears as they just I wonder. Oh. What will you do when you're presented with the problem? Coral bomb. Because that's where we're gonna end the session.
SPEAKER_14Scream like a child, thanks for ass.
SPEAKER_11No, that's good. I hope that uh it you enjoyed.
SPEAKER_05I did, but you said earlier you had to make a sobe super evil, and now I'm freaking paranoid because like being so nice.
SPEAKER_11I think that's even better though, because now you're fucking on edge at all moments, like, what the fuck's this like a wand?
SPEAKER_07I know. This is so sweet.
SPEAKER_11What is this? And I'm like, yes, yes, feel the hate.
SPEAKER_05Well, we've made it through another episode. I'm a little bit nervous about the digivolutions. One of them I did get to see at the end of the session. The next one is still a surprise. And I'm worried about voices. But all I can do is push ahead and try to catch up. I hope to see you next week. Bye.
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