Chaos Crew 2
Little Chomp and Lio the Lion set out together to explore the digital and human worlds in a homebrewed ttrpg system based on Digimon Beatbreak. Follow Shelbie Koji, Wispy, and Sangomon as they fight the chaos that threatens to destroy everything they love, form bonds strong enough to stand the tests of time... and do their best to get to work on time so they won't end up fired.
Chaos Crew 2
The Things that Really Matter
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After something tried to steal Isobei's sapotama, Shelbie decided that he would be safest with her, but a misunderstanding between them set the stage for something much worse to happen. For the first time, Shelbie gets a real look at the stakes of her choices, and it's a hard lesson to learn...
The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.
Hi, it's Little Chomp. Um, welcome back to the Chaos Care. Last time on DigiWon, Shelby uh got a message from uh from Sobey saying that he needed help. She tracked his location to an apartment building in a really dangerous part of town and absolutely fumbled searching all the rooms. But eventually, after discovering two crimes in progress, she found him and they just decided to hang out for a while, drink some wine, write some homework. She told him that she wanted to know where the bounty office was, so he offered to take her there, and then they were like talking about everything that had happened. She had said that she had wanted one of her parents to hug her and just tell her it would be okay. And they hugged her. Um Yeah, so they also ran into um a really famous cleaner there. He's one of the top five. She didn't really know that. They left and went back to his place, found out that the glass in his apartment was broken. So she decided to take him back to her place to sleep on the floor because she thought that Digimon would keep coming after his Sapatama. Meanwhile, in the digital world, uh Orgamon came down the mountain and ran out of energy, turned back into Songamon, and then encountered a 14-year-old boy who was trying to save her from a Digimon she didn't know was a problem. The two of them ended up running away from the big Digimon together and talking and deciding to do adventures together. He's a Digidestin, and he doesn't have a girlfriend, and he's not gonna leave her. So, um they I guess are gonna play pirates and do fun stuff for two months, and then she'll go back to Shelby. I guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we picked back up after the night that was from hell. Nah, it wasn't that bad. It's a pretty chill night, honestly. Oh, um compared to other nights.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, not the worst night this week, for sure. Um, I wanted to also add in some stuff about her apartment real fast, because I thought about it after we went there, and he would have seen that. So she has like a pristine set of figurines from like the magical girl show that was really popular when she was a kid. So for discussion's sake, just imagine it's like every Sailor Scout from Sailor Moon, right? Um her closet would have been full of really bright clothes. Um I've decided she has like a character hoodie of the mascot from the Mac the Miracle Magical Girls show brain. Come on. Um, and it has like cute little ears on the hood and stuff. And then she would have had like at least, you know, a spare blanket and a pillow to give him, but they probably also um basically the vibe is like you're a college student and you have your own spending money and your parents can't oversee you anymore, so you buy all the stuff you always wanted to have as a kid. Um, so they're probably also either like cute or branded with you know anime characters.
unknownBill.
SPEAKER_03E is you know, non j no judgment, no judgment on surface.
SPEAKER_04That's fine, I'm just telling you so you know.
SPEAKER_00Not my place. Um not my place to judge you.
SPEAKER_16And then also, I suppose it'd probably be best if we could leave early enough to um let him pick up his bike so he's not just stranded at the school later.
SPEAKER_03You arrive back to his place as you would see uh it is there are police outside. Um as windows are smashed, things are broken in. Don't look great.
SPEAKER_18Like thieves have gotten into his place in the meantime as well.
SPEAKER_03Maybe the front door has been kicked down. It could be related to him. It might not.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03Oh see. I'll go ask if I can go inside. I need to grab the sapatama.
SPEAKER_18You didn't bring that with you last night?
SPEAKER_03You told me that's what they were hunting, so I thought probably better to leave at home.
SPEAKER_14Oh! Oh! I thought you had it! That was the whole reason that me and Wispy had to be in the same place as you.
SPEAKER_12You never explain that!
SPEAKER_11Okay. Um, yeah, may as well go ask.
SPEAKER_03Alright. He walks over, uh, starts talking to a cop as eventually they let him into his apartment. Uh, after a little while, you do see uh eventually a cop walks over towards you as they Excuse me!
SPEAKER_08Hmm.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, ma'am. Uh just wondering, you wouldn't have happened to see anything last night, would you, whilst you were uh were you around this area with your friend there?
SPEAKER_16Um really quick, what do I know about the police or peacekeepers or whatever?
SPEAKER_03Peacekeepers here are uh most so most of the like peacekeepers in Digimon are more in line with uh corporation thing, which this is another thing I wanted to bring up. Oh yeah. I stated previously that the five stars were the top tier, uh like the top of the top of Digimon. They are okay, however, they're not well known like that. It's not just a oh five stars, that's what your spider be. Five stars are not government employees in a way. They're employed by a shady corporation that essentially shadow runs the government.
SPEAKER_14Oh, is that something she knows, or is that something you're telling me?
SPEAKER_03That's something I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh for the most part, five stars aren't known. They're a part of that corporation as like the best fucking cleaners they are, but also they're compensated because essentially it's like they work for fucking Ferrari.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_03Compared to you guys racing independent.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_03They're also uh most of them are rich, most of them are powerful, they have a lot of pull in the city, etc. etc.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh, but not not a lot of people know what the five stars are, because they're sort of just like, cool. These are like really fucked things to appear. I learned this because uh Digimon Big Break has new episodes out.
SPEAKER_11Oh.
SPEAKER_03Yep, new dubs.
SPEAKER_11I'm behind then.
SPEAKER_03Yep, there's fifth uh five new episodes, up to fifteen.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_16So the police also work for a corporation?
SPEAKER_03Theory, yeah. They work for the government, but in theory they still work for the corporation.
SPEAKER_16Um I mean, we heard some sounds through the wall, like in the next department, but we mostly just graded math homework.
SPEAKER_00Is that a euphemism or no?
SPEAKER_16We were on staff at Ishido High School.
SPEAKER_22Oh, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03Um alright, so you heard something through the wall though.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Did you do you happen to know what it was? Any idea?
SPEAKER_16Uh was a loud buzzing? But I mean buzzing. I I don't know. If your friend's neighbors are being loud, are you supposed to go investigate that?
SPEAKER_03No, ma'am. I'm just trying to get a bigger picture of what happened here. Uh alright.
SPEAKER_16We were out when the windows in his bedroom were broken, and then we decided it wasn't safe for him to stay here, so I took him to stay somewhere else, and we're just coming back.
SPEAKER_22So the windows were broken but before this.
SPEAKER_16Two in his room, yeah.
SPEAKER_22Was the door down when you left?
SPEAKER_16No.
SPEAKER_00What if they break down the door when the windows were already broken?
SPEAKER_17I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Huh.
SPEAKER_03Very interesting. Um Yeah. Well, do you mind taking my number if you think of anything further? Just let me know.
SPEAKER_15Sure. Um, and what's your your name or um number or something so I can uh my name is Constable Aaron Smith.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Right. Gives me his number.
SPEAKER_03Cool. Uh as sobe comes out, he walks back over a little like trying to be inconspicuous. Uh, as he walks over to you very like Have you ever seen someone walk where they're like too rigid and stiff?
SPEAKER_13Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. He very much like that. Walks over as he oh hello, hello.
SPEAKER_21It's gone. It's not there.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_16Did you get anything anything that you want from this apartment? Because you're probably taking now. Just in case it's not safe for you to go back.
SPEAKER_02Do you think they'll let me back in? I kind of came straight out as soon as I saw that the thing wasn't there.
SPEAKER_16If you are okay abandoning whatever is in here, then that's fine. I'll pull up my sapatama and see if the location services are still turned on for his sapotama. It is. See? Look, it's right there.
SPEAKER_21We can Okay.
SPEAKER_16Do you do you wanna get anything? Do you wanna go find it? How much time do we have before school starts?
SPEAKER_03It's not too much time before school starts. You probably got maybe an hour.
SPEAKER_16How far away is the dart?
SPEAKER_03Uh, it is down towards the uh sort of like dock area. How far away are the docks? You think more roll me a roll me a grit check. Let's see how good at navigation in this city you are.
SPEAKER_16Sure. Wow, I have a D20 and I rolled a four. Uh eight.
SPEAKER_03Eight?
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Cool. So standing here, you very much uh you're pretty sure that sort of area is closer to the dock situation. It's there's industrial district near there. Some some stuff. You're not sure what would be in that area.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm. I meant like how long does it take to get there?
SPEAKER_03Like how far is it? Yeah, yeah, I'm getting it. I'm sorry. Uh yeah, you should be. Uh probably like uh it's probably 15-20 minute drive. It is out of the way of the school though. Okay.
SPEAKER_16I assume we have some space.
SPEAKER_03Um like nobody's talking to you, nobody's like coming up and checking with you what's going on.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_16Um so we could go there to try to get it back to a mission. What?
SPEAKER_20A mission.
SPEAKER_17A math teacher.
SPEAKER_21Yes, and the statistics tell me this is good I this is a good idea.
SPEAKER_18I almost got fired yesterday. If I do get fired, you get fired too.
SPEAKER_03They won't fire you on your first day, that would be crazy. That would be admitting they're wrong.
SPEAKER_25They have to give they'll give you a week before they fire you, don't worry. Not to mention, uh, I've already figured out you're allowed 27 late days before you're given any uh actual disimplation action.
SPEAKER_17Okay, no, I do believe we've gotten 27 late days.
SPEAKER_15Um wanna go for it like after school?
SPEAKER_06Then I would have to sit there and think about it all day with all those little all the children that make me mad.
SPEAKER_15But just focus on algebra.
SPEAKER_06How can I do algebra without a calculator?
SPEAKER_15You don't have to! They have calculators!
SPEAKER_25They have phones! And if I don't have a phone, do you know how much ridicule I will get from those children? Last week I wore suspenders to school! You know what they did for two weeks?
SPEAKER_17So last week you wore them and then they did something for two weeks, so they're still gonna be doing it next week. They're going to be doing it next week! Okay.
SPEAKER_12What? What did they do for two weeks? They called me Oh, they called me Mr. Suspender Boy! It wasn't creative.
SPEAKER_10Why were you wearing them over your uniform? I thought it would be cool! Okay.
SPEAKER_21Um I thought it would be a cool look, and they'd be like, wow, Isobe, you're so cool. You you make us look real uncool.
SPEAKER_25And then I got called things like Larry King or frickin' uh they come they called me f uh something that I don't even know.
SPEAKER_12They call me Doctor Who! And I'm like, I'm not a doctor.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_20Okay.
SPEAKER_03Okay. I I I can go get it myself if you want, it's fine. I've got my bike. I can track it.
SPEAKER_16How can you track it?
SPEAKER_03Well, I I can see that it's there, so I'll just make a map on my hand to see if it pulls it out of the pen.
SPEAKER_21Now I know the rough area. It's all good. Isobe's got this. You go, you have a good day at school. Leave it to Isobe.
SPEAKER_10You know my life used to be like calm and normal and stuff.
SPEAKER_06That sounds boring.
SPEAKER_10I liked it.
SPEAKER_03You uh you like boring.
SPEAKER_01Yes!
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_22Um what you go to school. You go to school, you be boring.
SPEAKER_06I'll see you when I'm uh when I get to school. Don't worry. It's so bad, it's on the case.
SPEAKER_18I'm gonna roll something to see if I think he has any chance of doing this safely.
SPEAKER_22Sure. Call me uh brains check.
SPEAKER_18Sure. Sixteen.
SPEAKER_22And eight. Sixteen. Oh, sorry, I'm looking at the one above.
SPEAKER_03Sixteen?
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I'm I'm gonna put the question to you. Uh normal human versus a Digimon. What do you think?
SPEAKER_16So I have a reason to believe there's a Digimon involved.
SPEAKER_03I mean, what else would take the thing?
SPEAKER_18I don't know. I don't understand how these things work, but there was a Digimon that broke in last night trying to get it, so that's right.
SPEAKER_03Which probably indicates the presence of a Digimon.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh, at the same time, you never know. So maybe it'll be fine.
SPEAKER_16Question for you. Um, because I have the Digitama app now, and I can I think there's bounties in that, or you can get them without having to go all the way there.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_16If we run into a Digimon, would I be able to scan it and then accept the bounty for it?
SPEAKER_03It's not scanning. It's it's old school.
SPEAKER_16Okay, but would I be able to accept the bounty for it while I'm there?
unknownUh.
SPEAKER_16But would it be better, like, with Ogre Mon to have looked it up when I had Punamon in my backpack? Or my briefcase.
SPEAKER_03It's sort of either way, not a big worry. Um It's very much the situation with uh collecting bounties where it's like, cool. Uh it would be great if you knew what you were getting, but and if you were like actually tracking it. But if you find it, beat it, first come, first serve.
SPEAKER_13Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_19Okay.
SPEAKER_03Like, people don't get pissed off that you've collected a bounty. Yes, it steps on toes, but it's like, ah, fuck you, you've stolen our bounty. Not uh
SPEAKER_15I need to talk with Wispy real fast.
SPEAKER_16Step aside. Talk to Wispy. Okay. So you remember when um we were going to have some apatamas in the school, and you tried to stop me, and you said the word bad, and I thought it was either Ogre Mon or Isobe. Remember that? It was yesterday morning. Okay. And you didn't try to stop me. Any of the times the people who already had Digimon tried to tap their Sapatama with mine. Okay. This thing still corrupts other Sapatama, doesn't it?
SPEAKER_14Okay, okay. Um, so okay.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so when this happened to mine, Olio did something and then Sangamon happened. Um do we have any ability to make Hisapatama hatch if we can get it?
SPEAKER_22Looks at you.
SPEAKER_03So confused. Oh as he shakes his head.
SPEAKER_15Okay, okay, sorry. Um okay.
SPEAKER_19So I wish you could talk.
SPEAKER_16Grit it is. Yep. Wow. Not much you can do if you roll seven. Eleven. Yeah, uh tell me when to take tokens, by the way. Take a token, but take tokens right.
SPEAKER_26Also take one for that eight.
SPEAKER_18Yeah, I did.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah. A little bit of frustration. It seems like that's uh yeah, wish we don't didn't like that.
SPEAKER_14Uh I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_03It's not your fault.
SPEAKER_16Uh um, okay, so the problem, right, is that I don't fully understand why they were coming after me when my Sapatama is like that. Because like it smells like old man apples or whatever. Fine. But are they trying to eat it? Were they trying to hold on to it knowing that it was gonna hatch into a Digimon? Like, why? And that makes it really hard to figure out what the consequences are gonna be for him if we don't do we just have to do something.
SPEAKER_19I have perfect attendance. Okay.
SPEAKER_16Okay, you ready to fight whatever the thing that came last night was again?
SPEAKER_03Uh Roll me another insight on Whispy. Sure.
SPEAKER_1020!
SPEAKER_03Cool. As you catch this, you're uh after going into it just getting upset with this thing, you can tell he's there's frustration there at the essentially the language barrier for sure. He's frustrated he can't give you the information you want. But more than that, after you just went off and your thing about perfect dependence, he just feels guilty, and you see him look really upset. Uh you think with a 20 keys taking it personally as if you are mad at him. His head goes down a bit as he uh whists over towards a sobe. Oh how are we doing? Um you all good? Uh he's looking to you.
SPEAKER_19I know.
SPEAKER_16She's just kind of staring at Wispy as it is sinking in. He's not looking at you. I know.
SPEAKER_22Everything okay? We're going to go. He shakes his head.
SPEAKER_19Wispy shakes his head.
SPEAKER_03Wispy shakes his head and points at you. And then looks back and just points to him and then points to himself.
SPEAKER_22What's going on?
SPEAKER_16I'm breaking things.
SPEAKER_22What are you breaking?
SPEAKER_19Are you she moves forward a little bit?
SPEAKER_03Whispering moves. Once again, he's head down. He just seems very dejected.
SPEAKER_19I shouldn't have said that.
SPEAKER_22Sobe comes over and sees, is are you okay?
SPEAKER_19I'm not one you should be worried about right now.
SPEAKER_06He's okay. How about you go? It seems like little the little guy is willing to come with me. We can go on an adventure and go collect my sapotama and then we'll meet you at school.
SPEAKER_21I'll we split and go for goals each. How's that sound?
SPEAKER_19I mean I should go where he goes, but I think I'm only making things worse. No.
SPEAKER_06You're just in a state lately.
SPEAKER_21You've had a couple of bad days and that happens.
SPEAKER_06Don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_19You're not the one who gets to let me off the hook for that.
SPEAKER_06You're not the one who gets to put yourself on the hook for this. Trust me. I have lots of brothers. Lots and lots of brothers. This will pass. Family fights is okay.
SPEAKER_19Is that what you actually want? Must be like the two of you to go.
SPEAKER_00Must be turns away from you. Almost puffing their cheeks.
SPEAKER_19I will very slowly set my sapatoma on the ground.
SPEAKER_06You can't not have your phone.
SPEAKER_16If he gets hurt, he's gonna need it.
SPEAKER_14I mean That's more important than class. I'll be fine without the curriculum.
SPEAKER_21It's okay.
SPEAKER_06Don't worry. We're we're super team. And I'll have a talk to him on the way there. It's okay.
SPEAKER_16It's just It has to go with him, and if he looks like he's struggling.
SPEAKER_18Okay.
SPEAKER_03Okay. As he picks it up, uh Wispy comes in out of his hand. As it bounces in front of you. Just full headbutts it.
SPEAKER_14What do you want? If you don't take this, you can't have any more e-pulse.
SPEAKER_08No response.
SPEAKER_18I think she's gonna just start walking slowly towards her car because she's not a hundred percent convinced that it's a good idea to leave him or the sapatama, but if that's what he wants, I mean technically her Digimon is with somebody else.
SPEAKER_22This is right.
SPEAKER_03If Sobei picks up your sapotama, runs after you as he gives it to you, as he look, keep hold of this.
SPEAKER_06That way, need be, I can find another Saputama, and I can call you if we have problems, okay?
SPEAKER_19Links over at wispy.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, the once again the power of the child. Turning his back.
SPEAKER_19Just careful with him, okay. He saved my life.
SPEAKER_06I'll be careful, don't worry. He's all good. All the candy you can eat.
SPEAKER_18Sure.
SPEAKER_16I'll take this applet on the back and get in my car and drive to school, I guess.
SPEAKER_22Uh yeah. As you head off to school, they head off to find a thing.
SPEAKER_03Uh cool. Cool, dope, awesome.
SPEAKER_15Wispy Digiballs for the first time off screen, cause you suck at parenting. Yes!
SPEAKER_03Hey man, this is how every good Digibrevolution goes. What do you mean? You ditch- Don't worry. Don't worry, yeah, pretty much. If you watch any of the good old Digimon animations, this has happened before.
SPEAKER_17Actually, yeah.
SPEAKER_18Well, it does very much feel like uh like tire Matt gets angry and stomps off and like I'm done with this or whatever, and then they're in trouble, and then they come back, and then it's all like magic of friendship.
SPEAKER_25Friendship. Guys, we gotta be together. We need friendship. What are you talking about? You like a man?
SPEAKER_16Oh, alright. Well, back to the exciting alternative to this life, which actually I think this is a good counterpoint for her because she didn't choose to give up the life that she had before, but it's gonna feel weird being back to just that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. As you head to work. I'm not actually gonna swap to Sangamon yet.
SPEAKER_09You cool, I can keep the emotional energy going.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Let's see at work fifth uh uh about 10, 15 minutes early. Uh you'd see in the everybody else here sitting there talking as they're just uh papers out, coffees. You walk in as they are done. You need to tell these uh these fools that they do not understand basic uh grading. It is uh the necessariness of tests is important as uh good old what's uh Shido I. Uh good old Haga sits there see There's no need for testing! We can just go off of students' individual bases and adjust to form them as she uh you sound like like a goddamn moron. Um You look you look ragged, honey. What's wrong? Have you been uh you weren't out partying last night, were you? Those tear lines? Oh and she calls out a makeup kit. Stand still. Um I'm gonna make sure that none of these children see this. You can't let them get to you like this. If you let them see your weakness, you are done.
SPEAKER_19So I'm gonna just like slowly pour a cup of coffee and look at her and look at Haga and just ask, like.
SPEAKER_16So did it work out the way you wanted? You guys a thing now.
unknownHoney.
SPEAKER_03I work at one of the shittiest primary schools in all of the city. I don't have time for things.
SPEAKER_24But yet, we are fucking. Okay.
SPEAKER_09Congratulations.
SPEAKER_03Oh, no labels though. Labels are how things go problematic. What about you? Are you bumping booties with anybody out there?
SPEAKER_18Well, are you jealous?
SPEAKER_25Oh I mean, she's got teeth! She's got teeth this morning then. Good!
SPEAKER_12I thought she was just gonna be sitting here all sad and lonely.
SPEAKER_03Tell me about it, darling. What happened? What's going on?
SPEAKER_19I would rather not.
SPEAKER_03That's when you should, though. That's how we all feel sometimes. Oh. Lee over there? Last week, her car got broken into, and her oh, they found out that it was by her ex who uh still had a grudge because she took their three children from him. We all have baggage.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But we don't carry it into work with us.
SPEAKER_16That's why I don't want to talk about it at work.
SPEAKER_03If you can't talk about it with us, who can you talk about it with? This isn't work. This is us. This is social. When we leave this office, that's when we go to war.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. Doesn't really feel like war anymore.
SPEAKER_03Maybe you're not doing what you love then. You gotta find a way to love what you do.
SPEAKER_15Or why do you Wait, do you love war?
SPEAKER_03I absolutely love war. The smell of it, the spineless uh children that don't know what they're they've done wrong when I yell, uh you stop right there! God, it's a thrill. It's a rush.
SPEAKER_18I see. Maybe I should yell at people now and then.
SPEAKER_03There's no problems with yelling, but that is my thing, so best oh don't step on my toes. You wanna yell at children? You have to yell correctly.
SPEAKER_18I could compile a list of insults from literature and then shout them at people.
SPEAKER_03Darling, you do what you want to do. But you leave me and my uh and my kids out of it.
SPEAKER_18Hey, if they're not in my room, they're not my problem, so that's fine.
SPEAKER_03That's right. I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, this coffee is dirt cheap and dirt water. I'm gonna go uh prepare a lesson. Uh good luck to the rest of you, she heads out. Get off that skateboard right now before I put it up your backside, mister. She walks off into the thing. You just hear yelling as she goes. She scares me. Yeah. Honestly.
SPEAKER_23Yeah, she does she's a time, but I also weirdly love her.
SPEAKER_14I've seen you yell at kids too, though.
SPEAKER_03It's completely different. Mine is built out of anger, hers is built out of desire to yell.
SPEAKER_11Oh.
SPEAKER_03I once saw uh I once saw her throw a kid's backpack about twenty meters. It was magnificent.
SPEAKER_14I was gonna say. And you're into that, but clearly you are. Twenty meters, huh?
SPEAKER_03Twenty goddamn meters. She doesn't look like a discus.
SPEAKER_14She doesn't look like she has that in her.
SPEAKER_03She has a lot in her that you don't know about.
SPEAKER_18Oh, just heads up, Isobe's gonna be so happy to hear about you two because he apparently just likes to matter.
SPEAKER_23No, don't tell him. Don't don't tell him.
SPEAKER_14Don't tell him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we don't we don't give Asobe what he wants. Sobe's uh is such a odd fella. Sometimes we sit there and he's just too happy.
SPEAKER_08Hmm.
SPEAKER_03Why There are days where we don't, you know. Why did we want to?
SPEAKER_14Why did you guys go get drinks with him? Instead of spending the weekends.
SPEAKER_03He invited us.
SPEAKER_14Huh?
SPEAKER_03He invited us. I don't think he has lots of friends. He's very uh he's been here the longest. He's the most he's the only tenured person here. He's been here for God, do you know Lee? Longer than I have been here, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_16How old is he then?
SPEAKER_03Not that old. He started here. This is the only place he's ever worked. This apparently is he loves it beyond everything.
SPEAKER_16Do you actually need a degree to work here or do you just need a diploma from graduating?
SPEAKER_03Uh here? Yeah. Yeah, just graduate.
SPEAKER_08Uh okay.
SPEAKER_03It's a lot easier.
SPEAKER_08Got it.
SPEAKER_03He we uh some of us have degrees. I I have my master's, but there was no schools. But the the main concept of here is you work here for a year, and if you can prove that you can stick it out with these monsters of kids from this school, most other schools are interested. The high turnover rate, usually people aren't here more than two, three years. But it's obey. I think you've been here at least at least six, right? I would say seven. Oh, I would say even longer than that, maybe. He's yeah.
SPEAKER_08Huh.
SPEAKER_03He just Oh, everyone that he gets close to people and then they leave him. It's really sad that honestly. Yeah, he's kind of a sad guy. I don't really want to hang out with him that much.
SPEAKER_14Sad happy guy.
SPEAKER_03Puts on a smile, but I don't think it's happiness. But what do we know? We shouldn't shit talk one of our fellow professors. Not that we're professors.
SPEAKER_14Right.
SPEAKER_03Honestly though. I'd I could see that dude ending up being just, you know. Nothing. He's just gonna end up staying here the rest of his life. Which everyone else has bigger goals. Oh well.
SPEAKER_16How long have you two been here?
SPEAKER_03Uh I'm on my two-year mark. I've only been here for seven months.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_15Well, good luck with class and stuff.
SPEAKER_22Cheers! Uh good luck yourself.
SPEAKER_19Thanks.
SPEAKER_22The bell's just a little bit away.
SPEAKER_16I will just go to class as well.
SPEAKER_22Alright. You get over to your classroom. Cool.
SPEAKER_18I walk into my classroom with my desk and or window fixed.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Both of them? Everything seems in Yeah, everything seems in nice order. As if nothing happened here.
SPEAKER_16What? Okay. I didn't think we had the budget for that.
SPEAKER_22You don't have the budget for that. You know they don't have the budget for that.
SPEAKER_16But how is it next?
SPEAKER_22Great question.
SPEAKER_15Um, is my teacher's aid or whatever here?
SPEAKER_03No. Teacher's aide. You work in like the worst school in the worst district.
SPEAKER_16I know. But do you remember the board meeting?
SPEAKER_03Oh yes, yes, yes. No, he's not here yet.
SPEAKER_17Okay. I like there was a whole thing about there apparently being funding for that, even though there's probably not funding for that.
SPEAKER_03And so like no is Sobey was supposed to find funding for that.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Alright, that's cool. Well, if they're not here, then I can't send them like across the hall to cover math. But then again, the school maybe already doesn't give him. Well, I don't I don't know if he has first period or not. That's fine.
SPEAKER_03He definitely doesn't have first period. They've learnt not to anything. Yeah. They're not stupid.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I suppose not.
SPEAKER_16Alright. I'll just get my stuff ready. And wait for the kids. And then I'm going to tell the how many periods worth of school do I get to do today without any interruptions?
SPEAKER_22How many do you want to do?
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um. I'll go ahead and tell everybody the stuff that I decided we should do. Cause with as bad as that went. I don't know. I mean, I could roll something part way through the day, but I don't know if she has her ditches gone. Let's do morning.
SPEAKER_23Yeah.
SPEAKER_16So I will tell like the composition class that they are going to be writing poems that we're going to be turning into songs. So anyone who also has me an instrumental performance, we're gonna be forming we're gonna be forming bands starting today, and then once we got the lyrics hammered out in this class, then the bands are going to be arranging and performing those. And that's just what we're gonna be doing for the next while because that's better than learning from the book, right?
SPEAKER_03I mean, yeah. So, first off, these are your students.
SPEAKER_15Oh, they're so beautiful! Look at our uniform.
SPEAKER_03The Bag Society. And this, this is your teacher's aid.
SPEAKER_16Is he like a student teacher? Like a college student that got a placement? Aww. He is.
SPEAKER_03As he walks in, he uh stands there to see, hi, um, I'm Jin. Jin uh Kazama. I'm here to be your teacher's aide.
SPEAKER_16Hey. It's nice to meet you.
SPEAKER_03It's nice to meet you too. It's so good to actually like come in and get to learn and do things with new people. He takes your hand and shakes it. I'm so excited.
SPEAKER_16I think there's a few seconds of like floppy handshake before it's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and then she'll actually shake his hand.
SPEAKER_03Awesome. Uh so what are we teaching first? What's the plan?
SPEAKER_16Hmm. So, for the composition class, we're gonna have everybody be writing probably ballads, but poetic form doesn't matter. It's gonna turn into song lyrics, and then in fourth period, we're gonna tell the instrumental class that they're gonna form into bands, and then they are going to learn how to arrange and perform the songs because they'll have lyrics, but they won't have melody. But first they gotta get the bands together and like get used to playing together in general so they know what genre they want to compose in later.
SPEAKER_03So okay, that sounds messy.
SPEAKER_16It is.
SPEAKER_03So at uh from the teaching school, uh, most of the lesson plans there indicate certain structures that are needed for these kids to essentially help assist them in music. If we let them sit there and choose their genre, we're gonna be sitting here for days with some of them arguing over whether reggae punk is cool or not anymore. It's not. It's dead.
SPEAKER_16But if we assign them genres and it happens to be like five cellos, and they can't perform the genre we gave them, we've set them up to fail.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's unfortunately the testing curriculum for most standardized schooling. Uh in that state, if uh if they fail, it's not really on them. It's sort of on us as teachers, right?
SPEAKER_16Okay, but if we give them assignments that are so boring they don't do them, they'll fail worse.
SPEAKER_03But it doesn't matter how boring assignments are. It's school, it's not a camp, right?
SPEAKER_16Hmm. You know what would be really, really helpful? So one of the other teachers is actually late today, and if when we get to- Oh no, I'm not allowed to I'm not allowed to leave your side during classes.
SPEAKER_03That's uh what I've been assigned for.
SPEAKER_16I see. Okay, cool. Did they also tell you that um sometimes I'm going to have to leave and you're in charge of running this class when I'm gone? That's right.
SPEAKER_02That's right.
SPEAKER_16Okay, alright. So you you understand and you're fine with that. Cool.
SPEAKER_12100%.
SPEAKER_03Well, you know, I think it would probably help just for the kids' sake, that maybe to start today, how about uh I take the first part of the lesson, introduce myself, let them all go. You can go grab a coffee or something if you'd like, and then come back in halfway through, and we'll get to that uh rhythmic jazz that you're talking about.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so again, this is the writing class, so don't start into fourth period now. You're trying to start the music class stuff during first period writing.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'm I'm talking about your uh concepts that that rhythmic jack, you know, the chaos.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_16Well, how about so that I can get to know you and how you operate, I just watch. Go ahead and explain poetry to them. They will need to know that for the test, right?
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03I'm happy to explain and uh deal with that as a whole subject matter. What sort of things would you like me to touch on? Literary art, aesthetics, rhythmic, the metaphor qualities, but um know what sort of things or you just told me I could leave this in your hand, so I'm gonna watch. That sounds awesome! Alright. Well, you you go take a squat right in right over there. Uh we don't have a seat here, so that's a bit hard for you. But um, you go pop a squat and I'll I'll take care of it, don't worry.
SPEAKER_16Is he gonna teach you away from the desk?
SPEAKER_03Uh partially. He keeps coming back behind us.
SPEAKER_16Well, I'll just watch see how he does for the first half of class.
SPEAKER_03Cool. Jin is actually pretty good at these.
SPEAKER_11So good.
SPEAKER_03So he's gonna do a brains roll. He did pretty poorly on that roll. However, he doesn't need to uh he has skilled that. Uh so do I. So that is eight, nine, ten, eleven. Uh he also has another tamer strength that might actually come in handy here. Uh is uh Yeah, lucky break. 12, so that's a 15. Uh as he starts getting into it, he's also gonna roll a charm roll. He has half enraptured these kids. Really? Uh he gets them to listen to him through rapping uh and connecting with the youth in the like actual ways of like he shows them TikToks on poetry.
SPEAKER_16I love that he's like, no, you can't do weird stuff. It's gotta be the lesson plans, and then he just starts doing weird stuff.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh, but the weird stuff he does, it literally then with the brains check, you see that what he's talking about structure, he's literally going the stuff like the stuff he's teaching completely opposite of what you were doing, which you're making it so that it doesn't break their confidence and isn't just too much information for them. He throws the information down and is like, figure it out. He literally has one kid tell him he doesn't get it, and he sits there and explains it to him back, but the kid still doesn't get it, and he sits there and he goes, If you can't understand, maybe uh maybe you should talk to one of your partners in the class or that. Maybe they can assist you. And he goes back to the lesson.
SPEAKER_16You remember a few minutes ago when you said if they fail, it's on us.
SPEAKER_14Do you really feel like that was the best way to handle that?
SPEAKER_03If he can't understand the syllabus, the only way that we can help him is allowing him to uh take it on and fail. If he doesn't experience the failure, he won't experience the uh opportunity to come back from failure. We can't make everyone winners, but we can make people do better.
SPEAKER_16So rather than teaching literature, you want to teach failure. That's your primary goal.
SPEAKER_03I want to teach life lessons.
SPEAKER_16This is a school! That's not unstandardized testing. I'm really confused about your vibe here.
SPEAKER_03Um I'm sorry, is there an issue here, Miss uh Koji?
SPEAKER_16Yeah, you didn't even try to explain it differently, or give an object lesson, or have them practice the skills. You just said, hey, you're dumb.
SPEAKER_03Miss Koji. If you have issues with my teaching capabilities, I'm sure we can talk to the union about uh getting you another teacher's aid. However, this would reflect back on you in any meetings with the uh teaching uh the board, which from what my understanding is, is you're in a predicament, especially considering I'm the only person who put their hand up for this placement. So if you wanna judge my methods, maybe you know, take a look at them better than just judgmental. Uh there's a there's a great quote Be curious, not judgmental. Okay, thanks. Is he pretty much taps you on the arm and just keeps going? He seems to just be dismissive of you.
SPEAKER_16Oh I know that. I'm just trying to figure out out of everything that's happened over the last three days, if she has enough in her to fight in front of the kids, you know what I mean. I'm gonna roll both grit and brains just to see how the dice are feeling, okay?
SPEAKER_03Pretty good grit. Pretty good brains.
SPEAKER_16That's unfortunate. I don't know that I have that right now. With grit as like understanding social nuance. Do I have any insight on what would be a good way to handle this?
SPEAKER_03It's one of those situations where you're very much at a little bit of a standstill as well. If you start an issue in class, you're gonna have to deal with the ramifications of the school board pretty much hearing you started shit in class. You're you're essentially on the thinnest of ice. Uh but yeah, he's got you sort of by the collar of like he's sort of in that position there where it's this. You also, with that grit, don't think he's not listening to you. It's just very much he's a young dude, like he's probably still in school learning as he's teaching. This is probably like uh whilst learning, they come here and act as a TA for you. Right. But he's also in that state where he's like, cool, you don't think they've told him the best things about you?
SPEAKER_13Well, obviously not.
SPEAKER_03Especially considering the point that he's sitting here, like, with the concept that he's gonna have to teach your class, he's trying to make an impression right now of I'm capable. I can do it.
SPEAKER_16How's the kid that he called out?
SPEAKER_03The kid at this point has started talking to the people around him who are actively assisting their peer. His methods are weird, but they do have something underlying them. You don't think he's bad at teaching. You just don't think he's doing what you would do.
SPEAKER_16I would still like to slip out into the hallway and see if the marker has moved at all. If they're still there, because like No.
SPEAKER_03The marker is still there.
SPEAKER_16No calls, no messages, nothing.
SPEAKER_03Nothing. Uh you do peer into uh Sobase class. Uh you would see uh very um all over S. Yamahara, the principal, standing there as he. No, put that down, Jeffrey! Do not do not throw that! Do not uh perfect, perfect, Miss uh uh Miss uh God, what's your last name? Koji! Miss Koji! Perfect! Miss Koji. What? Ah How are you going? How are you doing?
SPEAKER_14Um the the teaching aid is teaching them rap and poetry at the same time. They seem to like they seem to like it.
SPEAKER_01I refuse to accept that.
SPEAKER_16They're actually helping another student learn.
SPEAKER_04That's not how teaching works. We teach children how to learn. Not other children! Hmm! How are we supposed to know? Okay.
SPEAKER_09Anyway.
SPEAKER_04I'll I'll discipline this child instantly.
SPEAKER_03Um, Miss Koji, can I ask you, have you heard from its hobe?
SPEAKER_16So, um yeah.
SPEAKER_03Maybe he's late, but he's he's pretty late.
SPEAKER_16His apartment got broken into last night and he doesn't have his sapatama right now.
SPEAKER_23I see, I see. Was he brutally injured?
SPEAKER_16Uh not since the last time we talked, but it's been How long has it been?
SPEAKER_26Probably a couple of hours.
SPEAKER_16It's been a few hours, and uh he could be injured. I might be able to find him.
SPEAKER_03Would you He puts his hands on your shoulders, Miss Koji.
SPEAKER_14Yes.
SPEAKER_03If you could do this, I personally will give you one free uh vacation day usable only in the month of May, between the 24th and the 28th.
SPEAKER_15Okay, May 24th and the 28th.
SPEAKER_03Don't look into it, just say yes.
SPEAKER_16Oh, if you promise me that, I'm getting that.
SPEAKER_23Alright, good.
SPEAKER_16Okay, well, um, I guess tell Jin that he's he's doing okay and he's got the rest of the day.
SPEAKER_04Jin is. Is that the rapping teacher? I'll go yell at him. No. He walks in there.
SPEAKER_16No!
SPEAKER_03No!
SPEAKER_16No! I'm gonna try to pull him back out.
SPEAKER_03Miss Koji. Uh you send me uh yeah, yeah. What what's happening?
SPEAKER_16Uh, there's an issue uh elsewhere that I'm gonna go deal with, so can you also handle um music later? And then if I'm not- I'm not much of a musical.
SPEAKER_03Uh sure.
SPEAKER_16It's okay.
SPEAKER_03I'll I'll take a look at your curriculum plan and get get on to it.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. The afternoon's more structured, you'll probably like it better.
SPEAKER_23Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Great. Leave him alone. He's got this.
SPEAKER_23I'm gonna go get Don't tell me what to do. I'm a principal.
SPEAKER_16Then fire me!
SPEAKER_09I don't care. I'm gonna go get a Sauve.
SPEAKER_01Fuck. Why do they all have teeth? Why are they all so put the teeth on me?
SPEAKER_23Uh cool.
SPEAKER_13Okay, I did write down that one free vacation day.
SPEAKER_22As you should. You've earned it. So.
SPEAKER_13Not yet, I haven't.
SPEAKER_03You uh you head out as eventually you head over towards the dot as you come forth, you find that it is pointing at a oh wait, I should uh do this.
SPEAKER_16Oh, should we actually do a teaching role before we just ditch that?
SPEAKER_03Yes! For sure, you can give me a uh uh brain's check.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh since you're putting trust and faith into Jin, I would love for you to make it at advantage.
SPEAKER_16Oh, oh wow.
SPEAKER_03Since you're allowing him the opportunity to teach in his weird way.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um, do you want me to still add my skilled at the relevant subjects thing or yes? Okay. 29. Okay, now I gotta figure out where on the sheet I put this. Where on the sheet did I put this? Uh I think it's in digital world notes because that was the only section that had notes. Yeah, it was. Alright. Let's see you going here. Two. It's not two. Three fifteen. Whoops. Formatting is gonna drive me crazy. 29. Teaching check. Shoot, he's better at this than I am.
SPEAKER_23God damn that child.
SPEAKER_16I know.
SPEAKER_18It's almost like going into an academic career when you weren't good at school was a bad plan.
SPEAKER_16Like, look, I have whole memory lore about why she picked this career. No one's ever gonna ask about it, but I have it.
SPEAKER_03I know why I'm here. I just don't know what the fuck.
SPEAKER_17What I'm supposed to do now that I am here.
SPEAKER_23I just came in and they were like, do you want to teach? And I was like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_19Okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_03Alrighty. Sorry, I'm almost complete here.
SPEAKER_16That's oh, that's a natural 20. No wonder it's so high.
SPEAKER_26Oh wow.
SPEAKER_16Right?
SPEAKER_26Good.
SPEAKER_16My dice are capped at D20s, aren't they?
SPEAKER_26Yes. Yeah, okay. They are indeed. The joys of being a human.
SPEAKER_16I know. But still critical success.
SPEAKER_26Heck yeah.
SPEAKER_16I hate it.
SPEAKER_03Which means it explodes.
SPEAKER_16So what?
SPEAKER_03So when it explodes, it just means that it gives another rolls another d20.
SPEAKER_26It should have done that.
SPEAKER_16Well, it clearly didn't to get to 29, because that's just my stat bonus in the modifier.
SPEAKER_26Oh. That's weird. It should have done that.
SPEAKER_03Is it maybe because it's with slash?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Should be. Slash R.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so 39?
SPEAKER_2639.
SPEAKER_16Oh my gosh, the stupid kid.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03Well To be fair, that's based off of your curriculum. Because he's willing to follow it. That's based off of what you told him to teach.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_16Well. So. Hope it goes great. Anyway, back over here at that other thing that's going on that nobody cares about because everyone wanted to just see the teaching game. What is this building? Go for it.
SPEAKER_03Uh so you would see that this is a storage facility. Uh it looks like whoever's here, yeah, it's made for basic storage and things. Uh no one there doesn't seem to be anyone about doing anything, but Okay. Yeah, it's very interesting.
SPEAKER_16Um. So no sign of Isobe or Wispy right now.
SPEAKER_22No.
SPEAKER_16Can I like zoom in on the location app and try to walk towards the dot?
SPEAKER_03Once again, same as the thing, it points to the building. It's the building. It's just the building.
SPEAKER_16One of these days it'll be in a corner of a building. You're like, no, you will always have to deal with your mortal enemy of doors.
SPEAKER_03You don't get doors are doors don't get freedom, and neither do you.
SPEAKER_16Okay, well uh, is this large door to get into the facility unlocked?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, to get into the facility. Yeah. This thing, you walk in. Uh as you walk in, you would see some trails, something sticky on your feet as you come in. The doors open. Uh you can see signs that say office uh this way.
SPEAKER_19Wait, sorry, which way?
SPEAKER_26This way. It's not showing. Nope.
SPEAKER_15Oh, okay. Um, this which direction does the sticky trail go?
SPEAKER_03Seems like it's everywhere. It's just something like a thin lay, like someone's dropped soda on the ground.
SPEAKER_13On the whole ground.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, just all around here.
SPEAKER_16Alright. Um, is it thick enough that there's footprints in it?
SPEAKER_26No.
SPEAKER_04I wanted to do ranger tracking. Okay. Um I know, I know you did.
SPEAKER_03Um yeah, no, it seems like whatever created this, if something walked over it, they've gone over it with the sticky stuff.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Well, I guess it is very dirty floor as well, so it's like, as I said, like walking on fucking spilt spilt Coca-Cola everywhere.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm. Um. I want to just pay attention to my surroundings in case I see or hear anything, but I guess I will walk towards the office for now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You walk heading towards the office. Uh roll me a grit check as you go. Sure. 17.
SPEAKER_16Oh, it's still at advantage. Let me turn that off.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, turn that off. Sorry.
SPEAKER_16At least You should be. So the first dice, if you're using that one, would have been 15. So I rolled on a limit.
SPEAKER_03Nah, just roll it again.
SPEAKER_16Okay. 16. Okay. Fine. Um. Yep, can't ladder that. Sixteen it is.
SPEAKER_26Okay. That's fine.
SPEAKER_17I love how I just somehow sense the bathrooms. It's just psychic.
SPEAKER_03They're over there for some reason. I just know. They have signage. There's signage to them. As you walk round following the thing with a 16 grit. You swear as you're moving through here, you can hear something in the there's a smell around here that you're just like, fuck. It smells gross. Like someone somebody shat their pants.
unknownOh no.
SPEAKER_03No. It's the smell of it's the smell of poo everywhere.
SPEAKER_14Okay, I feel like my brain is remembering Digimon, it's just not helpful.
SPEAKER_18Um I have a horrible feeling about the ground now. Um oh, sentences I don't want to say.
SPEAKER_16Is the smell of poop stronger in any like particular direction? Or, hey, first, um is this like an outdoor space? Is this an outdoor space or is there a ceiling above me?
SPEAKER_03There's a ceiling above you. Okay. It almost smells like it's coming from Is there a vent? Like the vents.
SPEAKER_18Oh, I wanted us to be outside for there not to be at all. Is there a vent access nearby? Yeah. I hate my life. Okay, um. Cool. How uh how tall is this? Because I can't just reach a vent from the ground. But this is a forklift. So I could, in theory, get the forklift, pick up the palette of boxes, climb on the palette of boxes, and try to go in the horrible poop vent.
SPEAKER_03You definitely could.
SPEAKER_18Wait. I should not do that. I don't have a digimon right now. You don't. We're not gonna do that. Um okay. Can I just like rush away from the ceiling vents and try to be really, really careful not to end up like under any of them? Yeah. This is flashbacks to Sunday.
SPEAKER_05What happened on Sunday?
SPEAKER_18She almost died. This is Tuesday, remember?
SPEAKER_26Confused.
SPEAKER_09Sunday Goblemon or Goblin Mon or whatever jumped out of a dumpster and almost killed her.
SPEAKER_14It was two days ago.
SPEAKER_23That's right.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_23Right.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah. Uh cool. So you so the roofs are fairly high up. Uh you're talking 15 feet at least.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh maybe 20. Like, there's a second. It seems to go up the the roof because there's a literal staircase to the roof.
SPEAKER_11Well, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, it seems like the office sign is pointing down here. Uh down to here. Sorry.
SPEAKER_18But down to where? Don't worry. I'm zoomed in so I can't see. Ah, okay.
SPEAKER_03Um, you're planning to go down there and um yeah.
SPEAKER_16I don't know. There's not a plan. She she doesn't have a plan anytime she goes into a building. But um.
SPEAKER_03Hey, who has plans? Uh who needs plans when you have friendship?
SPEAKER_16But she doesn't have friendship right now.
SPEAKER_03Oh no!
SPEAKER_16Right. Oh no, she's lacking. We're gonna try to not do breaking and entering on every single storage unit, because like that didn't work out well yesterday. We did try to report the mafia torture room, but like, you know, who knows if they'll do anything about that.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they found it.
SPEAKER_16Oh, good. They definitely found it.
SPEAKER_11Good!
SPEAKER_16Uh oh, maybe the office has cameras. Are there cameras in the hallways?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04Okay, now you head over.
SPEAKER_17Let's just hope there's nobody in here.
SPEAKER_03Go to the office? Yeah. You knock?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_03No answer.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_13Is it locked?
SPEAKER_03You try the lock, uh try the door. Uh it is not locked, but as you push, something is stuck behind it.
SPEAKER_16When you say stuck, do you mean like it feels like the door is running into like a box or something?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, something like that. If I can give me a brawn check.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I was gonna say if I try to push it slowly, is it the thing that'll move or is it completely blocking that door?
SPEAKER_03It doesn't, you try to move it slowly, it doesn't feel like it's gonna move.
SPEAKER_16Okay, I can ladder that, so we're gonna ladder that. And I've rolled a two on a 10, so that's not going up anymore.
SPEAKER_0310 is enough. Uh, as you push, push, and then eventually whatever this is just finally gives way as you open up the office and you see what was on the floor uh is a oh no. Digimon. No, it's not a Digimon. You're fine.
SPEAKER_16No, it's just Sobra's broken body.
SPEAKER_03It's just a dead man.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But hey, someone who died, you know.
SPEAKER_16This time he didn't get close to people and they left him. He started getting close to someone and then he left. So that's great for him.
SPEAKER_03You see, this uh a random dude, just a random person, uh pretty much like on the floor, pushed back, as he is covered in a chrysalis of what looks like green slime.
SPEAKER_16As he okay, I'm gonna look at the ceiling real fast. Is there anything on the ceiling?
SPEAKER_03Doesn't uh there is slime everywhere here. You can see the computer desk in the corner is just green slime coming out of it.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_16Okay, uh, but there's not like uh um a pile or mound or area that looks like it might be like a body of the slime. Just looks like a coating.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_16Alright, um I'm gonna try to get the slime off of him. You said chrysalis, is it hard?
SPEAKER_03Yes, you try and grab it, it is just fully hard.
SPEAKER_16Um, um so it can't be covering like his nose because you've gotta still be able to breathe, but it's covering his mouth clearly. Um is there any does it Okay. I'm trying to ask two hashes at once. So, first, the slime over the bottom of his face. Um are there any areas where it looks like if I could get um some kind of tool like against his skin that I could like slide it down under the slime and pry it off?
SPEAKER_03Maybe you'd probably be like tearing a little bit.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Second question, just so I know. Is there anything small that I could use more like a hammer to try to crack the slime?
SPEAKER_03Uh not here. Definitely not here.
SPEAKER_16Okay, uh. Um. I'm gonna look around the room, see if there's like anything else that I could possibly notice or use.
SPEAKER_03Doesn't look like there's anything in this room.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_16Are the cameras on?
SPEAKER_03Uh the computer's so gunked up with uh stuff it wouldn't you wouldn't be able to look.
SPEAKER_14What am I supposed to do? I wish you could talk! Why can't anyone speak to me?
SPEAKER_10Okay. Um shoot.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so I would love to be able to uh breathe this guy's mouth at least so he could talk.
SPEAKER_03You can give me a warm check. To what pry it off of pretty much pry it.
SPEAKER_16Alright, we'll try. Sorry if I hurt you, dude. Yeah, that's a two when I don't have enough to ladder that. Pulling as you just say, front, fro! Oh! Stop! I understood that. Okay, um Okay, can he still move his head?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, somewhat. It's like his neck is in his chest at this point. With the surrounding chrysalis.
SPEAKER_16Okay, well, I basically want to do one of those like this. Can I see his face?
SPEAKER_26Yep.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Alright. Um blink like okay. Blink once for yes and twice for no, okay? Do you understand?
SPEAKER_23Blink?
SPEAKER_16Okay. Was this a monster?
SPEAKER_23Links.
SPEAKER_16Have you seen a red ghost?
SPEAKER_00Blink twice.
SPEAKER_16Ugh, okay. Is the monster gonna come back for you in here?
SPEAKER_23He looks terrified.
SPEAKER_16Okay, okay, okay. Shh shh. It's alright, it's alright. Uh is the monster bigger than I am. Kind na same size, sish.
SPEAKER_18I've tried so hard, dude. I don't know.
SPEAKER_15Um okay, all right, great.
SPEAKER_16So, uh great. We only have yes or no.
SPEAKER_26Um, two rules.
SPEAKER_16Uh have you seen a man with like shin well a little longer than shin length blonde hair here?
SPEAKER_09Maybe I think you're cheating on the blinking game.
SPEAKER_07He blinks twice.
SPEAKER_09You haven't.
SPEAKER_11Uh okay. Oh man. Okay. Um right.
SPEAKER_16So I don't really want that thing to come back for you. And I don't know how long the next thing I'm gonna have to do takes. So um would it be okay with you if I go get the forklift and we kind of get you on it, and then I take you to my car and I lock you inside my car so you're at least there instead of here waiting for the monster.
SPEAKER_05Massive blinking.
SPEAKER_16No, no, no, no, don't do that.
SPEAKER_12He blinks once, then blinks try that he doesn't know what to do anymore. Okay. He's lost it.
SPEAKER_16Alright, alright, that's fine. If you you wanna you wanna stay here, that's okay. I just thought oh! Shoot, I have a team!
SPEAKER_14I'm gonna call um I should call Tomanaga because it's funnier.
SPEAKER_04You could call uh No.
SPEAKER_14Uh Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna call Tojiro and see if he answers.
SPEAKER_03You call Tojiro as uh it rings for a few moments before you hear what you want.
SPEAKER_16Uh there is a Digimon attacking uh storage facility and Wispy and I are what there is a Digimon that is either made of slime or poop, or maybe there's two attacking a storage facility that I am at. Wispy and I are separated right now.
SPEAKER_03What fucking storage facility?
SPEAKER_16I'll send him my location.
SPEAKER_20Motherfucker. What you're what? Where are you?
SPEAKER_16I just sent you my location!
SPEAKER_12Yeah, yeah, I know. Where are you?
SPEAKER_16I'm in the office. What? Are you here?
SPEAKER_03You hear uh something open like in the room? Outside, you hear one of these uh things open. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_16Like one of the storage rooms?
SPEAKER_03One of the storage rooms.
SPEAKER_16Okay, uh just stay here, mister Where is it?
SPEAKER_11How far down?
SPEAKER_05You don't know. It is outside. It's none of these ones.
SPEAKER_16I can't see what you're pointing to. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03It's none of these.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Anything that's black is still unspeakable.
SPEAKER_16Um, before I come wandering through everything, there is a dude encased in hard slime. Should I be dragging him with me if you're here?
SPEAKER_23Nah, fuck that guy.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Cool. What are the odds, man?
SPEAKER_23Where are you?
SPEAKER_16Uh I told you I was at the office, I'm turning the corner.
SPEAKER_03You turn the corner as you see down the hall, Tomanaga and Flame Wizard.
SPEAKER_13No, it's not Tomanaga.
SPEAKER_03Oh, sorry, uh, Tojuro. Flame Wizmon. See, the fuck are you doing here?
SPEAKER_04What I'm gonna- Are you stalking me?
SPEAKER_16No. No, I didn't think you were here.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_16Uh shoot, so okay. Is it safe to talk here? It probably is safe to talk here. A safe ish.
SPEAKER_03Um I've I've been in my unit the fucking just You live here? No. I live in a fancy ass fucking mansion. God damn it. He walks in and sits down. I am s playing with Munch. Yeah, yeah, we live in mansions and stuff. We don't eat out of a cooler. Let's see, flame flame shut shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_11Okay. Okay, um.
SPEAKER_03It's temporary.
SPEAKER_14Cool.
SPEAKER_03What that's fine. What's your deal? What's going on?
SPEAKER_16Uh so uh I'll hang up the call. Um this Sapatama apparently infects others, and I accidentally infected a co-worker's one, and then it got stolen from him overnight, and it's somewhere in this building, and he was going to look for it, and he hasn't come back, and so now I am trying to look for him, and it you just happen to be here.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_16Uh um. And I need help because without Wispy there's not a lot that I can do.
SPEAKER_03Why are we pulls out bolt cutters, fucking hands them to you. Uh you take the ones on the left, I'll take the ones on the right.
SPEAKER_16We're just op we're just opening them.
SPEAKER_03Oh he just kicks the lock. Uh, I'm gonna roll his strength. Uh uh Braun is really good at Braun.
SPEAKER_18Not surprised.
SPEAKER_17Well, I'm glad he got through one.
SPEAKER_23Uh well. He didn't as he tried to get through as- 12's not enough.
SPEAKER_03Uh no, you can just get through. You don't have to roll anything. Oh, he's You have the you have the cutters.
SPEAKER_15He doesn't have me.
SPEAKER_03Uh as he fo Oh Flame, what are you doing? Come on, man. Step up as he Oh, watch out, I got this. As he steps up, grabs the thing, and it just melts in his hand as he whisps this one open as he goddamn. Alright.
SPEAKER_16Sorry, I'm gonna open this one.
SPEAKER_24Cool.
SPEAKER_16Uh okay, I'm gonna get these like three as fast as I can and then get back up there to him because Flame Wizmon is being cool.
SPEAKER_03Flame Wizmon uh goes through these two pretty easily. Uh you are in theory committing breaking and entering.
SPEAKER_16I did it last night too. What do I have to complain about?
SPEAKER_03You run back up here. What are you doing?
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_03I take the top, you take the bottom.
SPEAKER_16You said left and right.
SPEAKER_12I did I changed my mind.
SPEAKER_16Okay, do you want me to get these two attention to-that's left? Fine, sure!
SPEAKER_12That is fine! Sure!
SPEAKER_05God damn fucking shelving goddamn couch!
SPEAKER_17Okay, but open this big one.
SPEAKER_03Go you open it as there is just books and things in the world. Oh, that's so cool! You wanna go that one or the other one to the other side? Oh, big ones are more likely to be a problem, you think, as well.
SPEAKER_16Also there's I thought the door for this what that one was at the top. Yeah. Yeah. The big ones are more likely to be a problem, I think. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh you're more likely to get jumped if there is more than one thing on a big one.
SPEAKER_16I mean, I but he told me to open these ones. I guess I could save the big ones until when he comes back and just assume that he will try not to get me killed. Okay. We'll just bypass those for right now. I guess.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Can I open some more? He's going through them. Yeah. Uh which ones are you opening?
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna try to get some of this aisle. Is he continuing?
SPEAKER_03Actually, whilst you're here, can you roll me a perception check? Uh back over here.
SPEAKER_16So grit?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, grit.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_03Cool. You do hear something in this one.
SPEAKER_16What does it sound like?
SPEAKER_03You hear you also hear something coming from this one.
SPEAKER_08It's a lot less heavy sounding, but you do hear like a this one sounds like there's like just all the time.
SPEAKER_17Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and make that sad wine and like run around the corner.
SPEAKER_04What? What's going on?
SPEAKER_16Uh, I think I figured out where the slime things are.
SPEAKER_03I still let's see. Okay. Uh the fuck's a slime thing at?
SPEAKER_16Uh down here. Probably.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_16Like they sound like slime things. I wish Whisby was still here.
SPEAKER_03Oh, it hurt. Cool. Something as you are down here, you see uh Tojira up there as he. Right, well, we'll uh you hear a as something bursts out of this room here. Let's see. Oh Jesus, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_09Is this like before I turned the corner when we were still like here?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Okay. When you were there. Okay. As Tojiro and Flame Wizmon heat turns and see. Alright, fuck! Find find your goddamn Digimon!
SPEAKER_16Okay. Open thing, open thing.
SPEAKER_03Open that thing.
SPEAKER_16What is that? Is it some really cool outfitter along the back wall, not a Digimon, okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh this one up. Now I'm gonna roll into initiative.
SPEAKER_16Oh, and this do I go into initiative to open these things as well?
SPEAKER_03Uh yes, you're gonna have to run the initiative as well.
SPEAKER_13Alright, click on nothing.
SPEAKER_14Click on initiative. Oh I can't believe he lives here. I just expected him not to answer the whole.
SPEAKER_03As birth uh as I might as well reveal this one.
SPEAKER_16I still don't know why we're ignoring that guy in the office.
SPEAKER_03Uh cool. Uh can one so flame wismon is going to just start opening fire uh on this one. I'm gonna ask, are you gonna try and get involved in their fight here?
SPEAKER_16I am opening these things as fast as I can because if I can find wispy, then yes. But if I can't find wispy, then there's not much I can do.
SPEAKER_03You're not wrong. Alright, I guess I will roll a check. He's gonna do a brain check to open fi uh grit check to open fire.
SPEAKER_16I mean, I can't really Oh wait.
SPEAKER_03Um He's gonna use his Crimson Sigil Burst or Signature, uh Tresplacing Runes on the air before detonating it. Contain explosion that scorches enemies without harming allies. Oh nice. It just blows up. Uh what does he have? He has extra minor wounds. He has Ooh, it's following Once per scene, add an extra roll of the dice falling. Yeah, he's got signature move.
SPEAKER_19Oh nice.
SPEAKER_03That's cool.
SPEAKER_19That is cool.
SPEAKER_03And he's got some cool ones. Cause he's got uh he's got signature move and he's got double down.
SPEAKER_09Oh.
SPEAKER_03Um. So he can roll that again. Oh wow. Uh, and he can roll it one more time and add it together.
SPEAKER_16And he's getting a bonus from Tojiro as well? Where is Trojiro still using his action?
SPEAKER_03He's getting a bonus from Tojiro, which is a plus three. Okay.
SPEAKER_15I'll see him as line.
SPEAKER_03Yep, he's a rookie as well. 31 plus 30. I'll extra roll of size fall on your initial one. I both toe. So that is a 61. As you watch fire. Oh, sorry, 61 plus three, so 64. Uh, I'm gonna roll Numamon X's thing. You see uh Tojiro as Flame Mon starts going is a little like steps back and just roll me a grit. Let's see if you can gather what's going on in Tojiro's head.
SPEAKER_16Sure. Uh yeah, 12.
SPEAKER_0312? A little bit of fear towards Flame Wiz, but he's very like hesitant. Uh you can take a token, but um, that fails. That is more than 10, so Numamon's going to take two fucking wounds. Uh thankfully he's got injury uh injury fucking resistant. Because otherwise he would be dead.
SPEAKER_16Okay, I wanna do something stupid for flavor.
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_16While this whole thing is going on, since it's well established that I think Flame Wizmon is fantastic, I've gonna actually take that picture that's gonna last longer. So I'll like pause, take out my Sapatama, snap a picture of it away.
SPEAKER_03You goddamn fan.
SPEAKER_17Uh is that you or did Tochiro see me do that?
SPEAKER_22Oh Jesus.
SPEAKER_16I don't think so. He was staring at his Digimon.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. He's not. Tojiro doesn't notice you, is he just sits there and say, Motherfucker. Stop! Uh, cool. Alright. I'm gonna say that's Candleman's thing.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Uh Shelby, you are uh How many of these can I open in a round if I'm using my full action economy movement everything to just open move open? Whatever.
SPEAKER_03Gonna say three, but at the same time you should use this wisely, because obviously like you know where some noises come from.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh you don't know where other things are though. Oh okay, okay.
SPEAKER_16Um are you smart enough to think of that or are you freaking out right now? Alright. Okay, we're gonna open this one in front of us. Uh I'm gonna open like two! Okay, now. Do I wanna get too far down? Because I know there's some of those things over there, and then we'll be separated. Um I'm gonna use my movement to instead of opening more things, to just like get down here and look around the corners. There's still nothing coming from this hallway. Is it still clear?
SPEAKER_22No. Seems clear.
SPEAKER_16Okay. I will just tiny ones. Should I have been looking at the tiny ones the whole time?
unknownI don't know.
SPEAKER_16Do I want to open another one or not? I think no. Because if there were monsters in there, then I've gotten us flanked and I can't do anything to to deal with it. Which, like, was true with the previous two of them, but like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_14I think we'll I think we'll stop it too.
SPEAKER_03See. You know what? I already know Tojuro here. I'm gonna take back that three. Alright, um, that's your turn?
SPEAKER_08Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Alright, Tojuro is up. He runs in and punches the fucking goo. He's gonna throw hands with Digimon.
SPEAKER_18I don't recommend this.
SPEAKER_05He does a minor wound to the thing.
SPEAKER_09Well, that's great.
SPEAKER_05As you hear, yeah, Tojiro, get him!
SPEAKER_01Get the guy! What?
SPEAKER_06That's my team. Right there!
SPEAKER_01Me and Tojuro, we are the team to end all teams.
SPEAKER_04We are pausing in the middle of this fight to talk to me. It is Luka Monster. How great we are.
SPEAKER_25We are so cool, Tojo. I don't think anything could tear us apart.
SPEAKER_03Not anything ever. This thing's gonna try and swallow uh Flame Wizmon.
SPEAKER_17It's why is it gonna try to swallow Flame Wizmon when it has a nice source of E-pulse right here?
SPEAKER_03Doesn't give a fuck about the E Pulse. It gives a fuck about the Digimon that nearly killed it.
SPEAKER_18Okay, well that's Varagus.
SPEAKER_03Flame Wizmon sits there, sees it coming. Flame Wizmon is fantastic, but he is what would be considered in DD terms.
SPEAKER_18A glass cannon?
SPEAKER_03A glass cannon. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_16Uh-oh. Wait, wait, wait. Uh. Does he have to roll to attack? Does Numamon have to roll to attack?
SPEAKER_03Yep, Numamon did. He rolled 21. Oh, sorry, I whispered it. Okay.
SPEAKER_16I wanna use this.
SPEAKER_03Do you want me to re-roll?
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Even with 14, it still hits. Still does one major, which equates to two minors for uh fucking It's at least not over by 10 plus anymore. No. Wayne Wizmon uh has one oh has the four miners, but does not have anything for majors.
SPEAKER_26All right.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_03Cool. Uh it is Candlemon's turn again, uh, which is i I say Candleman, but it's that's the rookie form, yeah. Yeah, he he stays in his champion. Right. Uh he's gonna. He's so close that it's not gonna be easy. He's gonna try and brains it up as as he's uh as he's being attacked, he's gonna try and like light himself on fire. So brains, he's gonna do another signature to give himself a plus three. Uh 32, wow.
SPEAKER_10Now run!
SPEAKER_03Damn. Numon X uh will roll its durability. 22, that is a major, which is two minus. So Numon X taking a hit. Uh but that's their turn.
SPEAKER_26Uh shabby.
SPEAKER_11He just stays there.
SPEAKER_05Oh, he's gonna run. He ha! Ha!
SPEAKER_03I must separate! What I was gonna say! Oh this is cool. This is really cool. Look at this. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03He starts playing pinball.
SPEAKER_11Okay, great, cool.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03Alright, I'm gonna um just yeah.
SPEAKER_16You got time. It's probably fine. Okay.
SPEAKER_03He's zoned out. He is just playing pinball. He's forgotten about Numamon X, he's forgotten about Tojiro. He is just in the zone.
SPEAKER_16Okay, since these ones are smaller. Can I open more than three? You can say no, but I have to ask.
SPEAKER_26No.
SPEAKER_16Alright, open this one. This one. This one. Hiding in the closets, they're not hiding the wispy! I could actually just yell.
SPEAKER_03You hear something cry out this way. Muffled.
SPEAKER_16In the noisy rooms? Slimy room? How far can I get with the movement I still have? Okay, I started here.
SPEAKER_24Here.
SPEAKER_16There.
SPEAKER_03Yeah?
SPEAKER_16Okay, whatever.
SPEAKER_03Alright, Tojuro's gonna take a turn as he Oh Whismar! Whismar, what are you doing? He's playing Penball! Yeah, of of uh yeah, sure. Whatever you wanna do. See, god damn it! As he punches on X again. This time it doesn't go so well. That's above five, so that is uh Was it five or ten? We have the rules for it.
SPEAKER_16We do have the rules for it. I think I used my ability l was it last round?
SPEAKER_26Last round.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I'm gonna use it again now. Just in case I'll spend another token.
SPEAKER_03So it's not above five, so no rebound attack. Uh Numon X is going to try and plant Tojiro, though. Uh which Tojuro might not have a good day today. Yeah. He's gonna try and bronze it. Oh! Tojuro! This thing comes in with a punch, and Tojuro meets its punch with a punch, nullifying the punch. Tork. Let's see. Wizard mod!
SPEAKER_04Gotta work!
SPEAKER_03Let's see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but okay.
SPEAKER_09You ready for the rally rules?
SPEAKER_16Sure. The revised rally rules are we beat a check by 10, then you get to make a counterattack. And for a second rally, they have to beat it by 15. Because we started at five, but it was too much.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Uh I'm gonna roll a grit check for Flame Wizmon to get back in the fight. Nope! Gosh. With how high his stat is, I'm gonna call that a failure. As he is just playing pinball. Shelby, you are up.
SPEAKER_16Okay. This is technically further than I can run. Will you allow it anyway?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_16Okay, you said this was where the muffled scream was.
SPEAKER_03There's something it was the Well, you said something was the scream came from this area. So it's one of these two.
SPEAKER_10Are you here somewhere? I'm gonna listen.
SPEAKER_03Uh that will take your entire time.
SPEAKER_16The light response. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_18Uh this was the quieter of the two rooms, right?
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_16There's monsters on both of these. Blade was Mon is not participating. If I open the wrong door, I'm screwed.
SPEAKER_03Maybe. Maybe you're doing well.
SPEAKER_16I I think I have to wait for a response. Cause if I what? Why are you laughing at me?
SPEAKER_03Yep. I just love I love the indecision. That's great.
SPEAKER_22Okay, but like if what's the worst that could happen?
SPEAKER_16There could be monsters in both of them. I've unleashed more monsters. Flame was one isn't fighting. Wispy's in the other room, and I don't have time to open.
SPEAKER_00Well you just get the other room. I wouldn't fuck ya.
SPEAKER_16Okay, fine, I'll open this door.
SPEAKER_03Alright. You fall no, actually, you open the door.
SPEAKER_25Guns. Guns everywhere, as you do, you also see.
SPEAKER_04Wow. Mafioso black Numimon turns as he Oh okay.
SPEAKER_17Can I run in and grab a gun?
SPEAKER_05You should have run in and say hi, hi, hi, hey! This is these are mine! These are mine! These are mafiosa black darnoms! You can have these.
SPEAKER_01Of course I can talk!
SPEAKER_10Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_16Uh we can we could we could be we can work this out. Alright? Cause all you want is for me to not take your guns, right?
SPEAKER_05That's right. No guns, and don't tell the other pneumons that I'm here.
SPEAKER_16Okay, uh there are more pumamons in there?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's where they hang out. That's where they're they dragged the ghost boy and the boy.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Cool. Alright. Um you sure I can't borrow one gun.
SPEAKER_04Guns are nothing! I you can't kill Digimon with guns.
SPEAKER_16Who said anything about killing Digimon?
SPEAKER_05You're gonna kill the human that's in the Okay!
SPEAKER_04Let me get you one gun. He hands you a shotgun. That will be one Digital. I don't have any You know what I gun back to.
SPEAKER_17How about we just shut this door and then the other Pneuma Mons don't know, okay?
SPEAKER_05Sounds like a great deal, unless you got another deal for a mafioso black dawn numamon.
SPEAKER_17I'll try to find a digital and come back to you.
SPEAKER_05Okay! Well then I'll see you then.
SPEAKER_03So he jumps up his teeth, grabbing the thing as it slowly comes down.
SPEAKER_08Okay, okay, okay, alright.
SPEAKER_26Alright.
SPEAKER_18Can I get there?
SPEAKER_26I'll allow you to get there.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_18Okay, I'll I'm gonna go open the other door.
SPEAKER_03You open the other door as it flies open, you hear as looking up at you, you see first of all, two things as they Oh no!
SPEAKER_01She's here to take away what we stole! Get her, brother!
SPEAKER_16Get her Is Wispy restrained? Sorry. Oh yes.
SPEAKER_03Wispy is currently restrained. Uh he's in like in a gooey chrysalis. Uh as Sobey is essentially plastered to the wall with this goo stuff.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh as he was uh these ones will be entering the initiative tracker. Let me throw them down.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Oh, well, I can only put them as one, so that's fine.
SPEAKER_14They can move together, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh alright. Um Shelby, that's your turn. Tojuro stands there and see, Joey!
SPEAKER_18Joey, I really freaking, where are you, Koji? My Digimon, but it's it's gonna take a minute!
SPEAKER_25Give a Digimon!
SPEAKER_11No we kinda need him!
SPEAKER_25Saju, I'm kicking ass! As it stops as he Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, that because so that was over 10.
SPEAKER_18I love that he's shouting, I'm kicking ass, and then this happens.
SPEAKER_03Okay, that's enough. Uh he now needs real durability. He's pretty durable. I hope so. That's his best tra Oh second best. Uh not good. Not good as it slams into him. Uh he takes uh he takes a good fucking injury level there. Thankfully he has uh he's still got multiple mages.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh however that is more than 10 over? No, that's yeah, that's good. It's not more than 10 over.
SPEAKER_19Okay.
SPEAKER_03Well, it's more than 10, it's not more than 15. Oh wait, yes it is. 29 to 25 over.
SPEAKER_19Oh yeah, it is.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna have to roll another versus check here. Oh no, no, the rally is back and forth.
SPEAKER_16The rally is back and forth. Um so no.
SPEAKER_03Nothing thing. Uh it is more than 15, so he takes two injuries.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, I think that's it.
SPEAKER_03Alright, uh, as he stands there taking that hit, uh, it's now Numamon X's turn. Uh, which is great, because I've just rolled his brawn versus Nummon X's brawn.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Ooh, Tojiro's getting a bit fucked.
SPEAKER_16Uh I'm a have I done my I did my thing this round. I can't.
SPEAKER_03Uh Tojuro is down. As he's doing smashed into this thing as he goddammit, Flame Wizman.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_03What's what's going on? What uh what was there? Alright, it is the Numermon's turn. They are going to move to attack you.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_03Um I'm gonna do both of them.
SPEAKER_12They're pretty big, but they're not that big.
SPEAKER_03They're gonna do their brawn checks. You're gonna do two, just give me your holy fuck that first one.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um wait. So you can give me your Wait.
SPEAKER_16Uh My thing for the round is all foes in the scene gain disadvantage for the round.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16It's everyone.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Gotta remember to tell me that. Yeah, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_16Can we, um.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna go do Kajiros again.
SPEAKER_16Thank you.
SPEAKER_03Kajiros. Because there might be a chance that he doesn't die at least.
SPEAKER_16That would be great.
SPEAKER_03Uh he still takes a damage, but not But not like the 32. Yeah. Actually, no, he doesn't take any damage.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03He blocks it.
SPEAKER_16Ooh. That a burst doing work. Okay.
SPEAKER_03You are taking the tokens off the.
SPEAKER_16I am absolutely spending tokens every time I use it.
SPEAKER_03Beautiful.
SPEAKER_16Um, so since I'm a player character, I'm allowed to try to react before durability, right?
SPEAKER_26Yes, you are.
SPEAKER_16Okay, I'm gonna try to dodge. Well, and I also am trying to move closer to Wispy, but yeah, you can move close to Wispy.
SPEAKER_03Why I can't have enough.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so nine versus their ten and nine.
SPEAKER_03I Well, roll another one versus the second one. Okay.
unknownShoot.
SPEAKER_03Two attacks. So that's versus the nine. So nine versus nine, they win. Five versus fifteen, they win because attacker always wins. Uh roll me the durability chance.
SPEAKER_16What 15? I'm going against the ten and the nine. The 16 was against Tojiro.
SPEAKER_03Oh, sorry, 10 and the 9. So 10 beats 9. Uh 9 beats 5. 9 beats 5.
SPEAKER_16Two durabilities or one?
SPEAKER_03Two durabilities.
SPEAKER_16Okay. So the first one. That's a I'm gonna ladder that. Okay. Okay. So wait. Also, I would have failed twice there. So I should be at 10, and I'm gonna spend five of those. Ladder. I can afford to ladder that again, so I'm I'm gonna. So I'm gonna need the durability. 17. Or the ten. Now we'll roll again for the nine. Five.
SPEAKER_17I've like raced against one of them, but it leaves my back just open.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, as they 100% move. As this one comes in as it as you pull um, pretty much brace up blocking it as you uh meanwhile the one behind you just slams you in the back. Uh with a five. Uh yeah. Yep. Take a thing. Take the thing.
SPEAKER_16Token?
SPEAKER_03Uh take a or minor injury. No, not a token. Minor injury, yeah.
SPEAKER_16Well, I probably do also get a token for that failing, but crit check.
SPEAKER_03Are the minor. Not uh can of wand. Alright. Crit check. 21. He oh god, right, right, right, Tojira!
SPEAKER_12Thanks. Thank you. Goodness, you beir!
SPEAKER_03Okay, I got this Tojura. 22 dead. It's rolling really good. Uh let's lose. Mumamon X is going to roll. Durability.
SPEAKER_16I should probably just use data burst at the beginning of the round every round, huh?
SPEAKER_03Possibly if you have the things for it.
SPEAKER_16Nah, I do still have a token. We'll all go. We can all go disadvantage principle round two, then.
SPEAKER_03I feel like you've got to do that on your turn.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03That's fine. I feel like that has to be done on your turn.
SPEAKER_16I will leave the points.
SPEAKER_03It doesn't matter. I've already I already rolled it at disadvantage.
SPEAKER_16Oh, nice.
SPEAKER_03But yeah. Um, cool. So take the points. We'll roll it as that this round. Uh he takes one minor injury, which isn't doing much against him. Damn, this thing is tanky. Alright.
SPEAKER_26Shelby, you are up.
SPEAKER_16Okay. I use my ability, blah blah blah. Alright, I wanna get over how much of Wispy is exposed right now?
SPEAKER_03Most of him.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Try to just give him my sapotama. He doesn't have a mouth per se.
SPEAKER_03As you try to hand him it, he backs his head away from you, looking away. Uh not wanting to look at you.
SPEAKER_16I'm sorry. Okay, I should have come in the first place, and I shouldn't have said that, and all of the stuff that I thought mattered probably doesn't actually matter, and I just need you to be okay right now.
SPEAKER_03He looks at you and if a ghost could cry.
SPEAKER_16Please just take my energy so you can get free. Please.
SPEAKER_03He looks at you. Can you roll inside?
SPEAKER_14Actually, no, as you sit there as you say, please, he leans forward a bit as he The feels are all worked up again, man.
SPEAKER_03He he moves closer as you just hear for one of the first second time you've probably heard him talk. First time as he really looks at you as hey me. I don't see the head goes down, and you can see he's very much ashamed. What a role needed. He's uh he looks like he's disappointed you.
SPEAKER_18The weirdest feeling.
SPEAKER_16It's not that I hate you because you can't talk. I hate that I can't listen to you.
SPEAKER_19I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_16And I'm just pretending there are not monsters behind me right now, and then So is probably not freaking out on the other side of the room, and that my friend from high school is not almost dying in the other hallway, but like But if this is my life now, then there's nobody I'd rather huh?
SPEAKER_06Whispy Don't like life. Don't like whispy.
SPEAKER_19That's not what I said.
SPEAKER_16I What do you want to do? You want to face them together? Because we're just talking about what I want, but you matter.
SPEAKER_21I want Shelby happy.
SPEAKER_16I'm happy that you're okay. I really wish we could keep talking, but we probably do not have time for this.
SPEAKER_25You totally do because Wispmon goes straight after you.
SPEAKER_16Look. I don't feel okay when you're not around anymore. I worried about you the whole time that you were gone. And I can apologize better after this.
SPEAKER_03And you see a ghost cat come up as it puts a hand on your hand and presses it down onto the sapatama. Do you have five adversity tokens? No. Cool. At this point. I'm not gonna look I'm not gonna worry about it, cuz I will say I have to. You've been wasting them.
SPEAKER_16I've been spending them giving everyone disadvantage once around.
SPEAKER_03Wasting. What a waste.
SPEAKER_17It saved Tojiro's life.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Uh Wispy, he I'm going to. Oh my gosh. He can he can do it. You have two?
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Tojuro's gonna spend six to give you three.
unknownWhy?
SPEAKER_03Because at this point he understands what happens when a Digimon Digivolves.
SPEAKER_09Okay, so we're spending all five of them right now, so zero. Right?
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. We're spending all five. We're gonna come down here. As you press it, golden light emanates from Wispy. Because as you stand there, uh coming forth. Rising up. I'd like to- What is that?
SPEAKER_14What is that?
SPEAKER_25As you hear. Oh hi there! I hear you're having some problems talking to Wispy! I'm Mr. Oh. I'm Mr. Whisperman's uh personal puppet pet.
SPEAKER_24And I'm here to uh tell you how he feels.
SPEAKER_17Okay, so the main body is still not talking, the puppet is talking to him. That is right um great puppet and what how does he feel?
SPEAKER_03I feel uh Wisp uh as you know him, Wispy feels fine and dandy. And I'm here to tell you uh that this is gonna be okay.
SPEAKER_12We can talk it out as much as you need.
SPEAKER_17So meanwhile, I'm gonna click champion.
SPEAKER_24Uh yep.
SPEAKER_17And I'm gonna look at my notes about what I wanted to do when he leveled.
SPEAKER_24See, since there's the story tell mom here will uh happily take care of it.
SPEAKER_10Storytell mom.
SPEAKER_24Storytell mom.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_16Story tell mom. So um things are kinda things are kind of bad here. I think Tojiro got slammed into a wall.
SPEAKER_24And that's okay. Uh that's okay because your feelings are valid.
SPEAKER_16I don't care about my feelings being valid. I care about him not dying.
SPEAKER_24Well, if he does, we can talk through it all night if you need to.
SPEAKER_25Let's do this uh story.
SPEAKER_17His new nickname is story, is it?
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_17Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_18I love that we're in the same space, so I just imagine we are way too close for this first interaction.
SPEAKER_03What storytellum gonna do?
SPEAKER_16Oh, he doesn't have a new signature attack because of the thing.
SPEAKER_03So his signatures would be based off wires.
SPEAKER_16Uh wires.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_16Okay, um can he uh send out like enough of them to wrap around both of these guys and then pull them tight to like cut through them?
SPEAKER_00Yep, can indeed.
SPEAKER_16Alright. We're making that a signature so that or is that a basic use of the wires?
SPEAKER_03Uh that is a uh basic use of wires, but you can make the signature something from that. I was gonna make the signature essentially uh things like taking control of other Digimon.
SPEAKER_16He can do that?
SPEAKER_03He can attempt to. It'll be his charm versus their charm.
SPEAKER_16Oh, versus their grit. His charm is a D4, so he will never succeed at that. You gotta boost that charm! I didn't know that was a thing.
SPEAKER_12You were never meant to.
SPEAKER_16Let's do the wires thing. Yeah. Because I am not gonna try the signature because it's going to fail. Can I hit both of them? Sure. Okay. What do you want me to roll for just a basic wire slicing attack?
SPEAKER_03Uh brawn.
unknownBrawn.
SPEAKER_16Okay, that's not good either. Nice. Okay, um Also, what?
SPEAKER_03Uh one second. I've just gotta check Wispy here. He is a vaccine type. Uh these things are weirdly vaccine. However, uh, he is fire, they are plant. Does that have an interaction on our wheel?
SPEAKER_16Um, I don't know. You were gonna revise it, but I don't think we gotta.
SPEAKER_03Fire fire trump's plant.
SPEAKER_16Okay. He only rolled a five.
SPEAKER_03A five? Cool. With advantage? No.
SPEAKER_16Why did he have advantage? Because you're fire in their plant. Oh, okay. We'll just roll that again and then I'll turn that on later. Yep. Yes, with advantage.
SPEAKER_12Nice. Bad.
SPEAKER_16Think it's organ. Hooray!
SPEAKER_03Oh, sorry, even they have disadvantage, but you know.
SPEAKER_08Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03As he sits there and immediately they turn back on him. Uh, cool. Uh he can roll me a attack, uh, uh defense, however, he wants to defend.
SPEAKER_16Okay, he does have quick recovery, so or not quick recovery.
SPEAKER_03The one that lets you do the thing, yeah.
SPEAKER_16I'm on the wrong that's Shelly's. Let's put let's put it on screen. Um, so I get to roll my response before durability, uh.
SPEAKER_03If you have the thing.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um then I uh I guess we're gonna try to dodge. We'll see how that goes. 12 12?
SPEAKER_03Yep. Cool. Uh I just need to roll the armaturability. Cool. Uh so the uh brawn does miss, but there is another brawn coming at you, which is a 9, because I've rolled them already, because I knew what was gonna happen.
SPEAKER_16Try to dodge that to you. See if that one works. 14.
SPEAKER_03That one will uh both dodge as he manages to win away. Alright. Uh Wispy's no form, Stan Zercy. Oh boy, uh, we might be in for some trouble.
SPEAKER_16It's okay, we'll figure it out.
SPEAKER_12We were not inclined to fight before this moment. Soju, Stanzerse, f you! I'm gonna kill you, you stupid big a big ass dung thing, whatever you are. We should probably nerd! Sorry! That's all you are, you goddamn nerd. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_18I uh really wanna yell back. He's a nerd. And I won't.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_16Did I use my thing this round?
SPEAKER_03Yep, it's already a blood.
SPEAKER_16Alright.
SPEAKER_03Okay, once again the rally happens as he goes for a thing, it cuts through the goo, it turns and like throws its tongue at him, and he once again punches the tongue out of the air. Uh Numimon X is gonna go for the Digimon here. Uh Mz.
SPEAKER_01Mizimon. Alright! I'm very fragile. Why did I come back? I should have stopped.
SPEAKER_17Stay fragile.
SPEAKER_03Uh he takes two He takes a full injury. Oh no! Uh yeah, it's Bub Five. Uh he takes full injury. Uh he goes down.
SPEAKER_09Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03Glass Cannon is the opposite of Tujiro who Fuck Wizard Wizardman down It's not gone.
SPEAKER_12Really?
SPEAKER_25I wouldn't know.
SPEAKER_03Alright, these two are coming in, they're gonna attack.
SPEAKER_11Really?
SPEAKER_12You wouldn't know, yeah. No idea.
SPEAKER_16No, I was always the smart one, you know.
SPEAKER_03So okay, seven and eight versus uh whisping.
SPEAKER_16Alright, we'll go ahead and try dodging before durability again. We got a 14.
SPEAKER_03Big dodge. We got a 12. Big dodge. Oh, sorry. Don't apply uh advantage to dodging. No, because advantage for attacks.
SPEAKER_16Dang damn it.
SPEAKER_03Only for attacks.
SPEAKER_16No, it's just I clicked it and then I forgot it existed. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_03No, that's okay.
SPEAKER_12Don't worry. Alright.
SPEAKER_16Alright, so 10 and also 10.
SPEAKER_03Still enough. Alright. Candlemon, I'm gonna roll a 1D100 for Candlemon. 16, that's low, but it's not low enough.
SPEAKER_21Good.
SPEAKER_03Shelby, you are up.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Great. Um I have to if I wanna give the bonus, I have to give my action to Storytellman.
SPEAKER_24Yep.
SPEAKER_16There ain't anything I can actually. I don't think there's really anything I can actually do. Um, I did get a token back. This is legitimately the only thing I can do to uh try to keep Tojiro from dying, so we're just gonna keep burning him, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Um Wispy is up.
SPEAKER_16Wispy is up. Okay, um. You were built for a very different kind of combat than this, my friend.
SPEAKER_26Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_16And yet there's part of me that's like, you remember the fan tale? Dice can explode at any time. And I'm like, This is true. I know, but doesn't mean they will.
SPEAKER_24Explode, explode, explode.
SPEAKER_16Okay, we'll try taking control of one of these guys with our signature, but I don't know. Beautiful if we can actually do that. So, signature move would be plus three, and then Shelby's help action is also plus three, right?
SPEAKER_03Yep, that's right.
unknownAlright.
SPEAKER_03So it's plus six. You have to beat a five. Hey! Cool. As you take control of this one. Uh down here. One sec. Oh my god. Stop. Stop. Damn. He's an ally right now.
SPEAKER_16Oh, nice.
SPEAKER_03This will only last until the end of Wispy's turn.
SPEAKER_16So what happens now that I have control of him? Can he attack immediately or do I just determine stuff on he can attack on Wispy's turn? Yep. Okay. I make him attack his buddy.
SPEAKER_03He's Okay. Let's see. No, what are you doing? Don't. We're we're breast friends.
SPEAKER_16But now that he's allied, he should not roll a disadvantage.
SPEAKER_03Uh it affects all Digital Flare, all foes in scene gaining disadvantage for one round, so it affects them already.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Okay. I guess technically he's still gonna be a foe after this. Fine. Uh which one was he? The 16?
SPEAKER_03It was the 16 with the brawn.
SPEAKER_16Okay, well, that's fine.
SPEAKER_03He rolled a D twelve wait one second. He can. Huh. Yeah, why not? He's gonna do uh he's gonna do a poop toss.
SPEAKER_13Oh.
SPEAKER_03As he and slams in with that, which would make it a 19 attacker wins.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_03One of them takes a minor injury. Uh Toturo runs up and is going to try and punch this dude. Uh he fly kicks him.
SPEAKER_17Ah he fly kicks him. What the hell?
SPEAKER_14What have you been doing since high school?
SPEAKER_03He's gonna spend two adversities to get there.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Wait, does he have to spend two or just one because attacker wins?
SPEAKER_03Uh oh yeah, he just has to spend one. Cool. He's got one left.
SPEAKER_08Nice.
SPEAKER_03The thing is on its last major injury level, but he's doing minor injuries and it takes it has four of those.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_03Cool. That is Tojiro's turn. Numimon X turns. Pissed off as it's gonna go for him. Oh no. Uh 14. Eleven. Ah. Tojiro's gonna take another damage level as he is here. Alright. It is the numan's turn. This one has wasted its turn. This one is gonna go for an attack.
SPEAKER_16Oh, very on what though?
SPEAKER_03Wispy.
SPEAKER_16No. Should attack the one who betrayed you.
SPEAKER_03No, it hasn't. It knows that the strings are coming from the big guy.
SPEAKER_16Oh 14 on flights. So I guess he's failed that.
SPEAKER_03Roller the ability. Don't forget to take a token. I did. 26. Oh damn. Wispy ain't no bitch. As it slams into Wispy as Wispy just looks down. That's more than 10. You can make a counter.
SPEAKER_16I need to start remembering to use his other special thingies. Okay, um.
SPEAKER_03I would ful straight up, you can spam that charm thing and make that thing. You put that thing under your control, and then on his turn put the other one under his control.
SPEAKER_16Which I didn't understand that, but okay.
SPEAKER_03So if you put uh if you counter and you use your signature ability on the counter, he would gain control of this one till the end of his turn. Then he can put uh on his turn he can do this one, and since you would be controlling them both, you can make it so they fail. AKA control who hits.
SPEAKER_16Fail their against this.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Wispy has full control of them. He could make them attack each other and make them deal damage.
SPEAKER_16Well, yeah, can he can he use that to sustain control to try to get them to come around the corner and attack the other Numon?
SPEAKER_03Probably not. Um just because of distance. He only has 30 feet.
SPEAKER_16Well, yeah, I thought you were saying he would have them fail the role against the charm checks so that they would get controlled again.
SPEAKER_03Not you can't make them fail the charm, but you can make them fail durability.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03So, in a sense, if you make this one here attack this one here, you can make this one here fail the durability and just take the damage.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um Also, I need to ask about this. I have to start using that. That's gonna count on the charm to control and stuff too, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Every check.
SPEAKER_16Okay, we're just gonna start it now because I should have used it already, but sure, we'll go ahead and try to uh try to charm the guy on the left. So there's the plus six and then the d4 is not that because I hit shift.
SPEAKER_03Of course it's a one. So that's why you're rolling like that.
SPEAKER_16What do you mean? Why am I rolling like that?
SPEAKER_03Oh, I see.
SPEAKER_16Because I have to add a 1d4 manually.
SPEAKER_03I'll fix that. Three! Fails.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh you wanna hold it till you can get the other one?
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Alright, I'm gonna roll for Candleman again.
SPEAKER_16Blue dot on the lead guy.
SPEAKER_03Damn. Damn, Candlemon. Uh Shelby, you're up.
SPEAKER_16What are you rolling for him? Is there an equivalent of death? There's that a death saving throw.
SPEAKER_03No, there's something else that for wizardmon.
unknownOh no.
SPEAKER_16Okay, um. Can I squeeze past them and get out the door? Yeah, if Cush can. I mean, I guess Wispy's controlling that one, so I have a chance of easily getting past that.
SPEAKER_03Run up. Easy.
SPEAKER_16Oh yeah. Um, you said before that dashing is actually triple instead of double. Yep. You sticking to that? Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay. So I'm gonna just run towards the other fight to see.
SPEAKER_03Okay, cool. You run up. What's going on? You see which is the non on the ground. Uh, and Tojuro and this thing just going at each other.
SPEAKER_16Wait.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_16Using my dashing as an action, right? Yep. Oh, that took the plus three away. Okay. Can you get me back 30 feet from the where I started? Because I'm not gonna take that bonus because charm is not something he's good at. Can you measure out 30 from where I was? 100%. Thank you. Perfect. Okay. Never mind.
SPEAKER_26No. Alright, wisp on.
SPEAKER_16Okay, and so I'm gonna guess stacking 1d4 means I'm rolling 2d4 to add to this now.
SPEAKER_08You are. Alright.
SPEAKER_16Well, it's really convenient that I took this without knowing how badly I was gonna need it. Love you rolling these ones, wispy. 13 on the other one.
SPEAKER_22Okay. Six. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Now when you attack each other.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. When you use all your signatures, that's a minor injury, right?
SPEAKER_03It doesn't even matter. They both only have one injury level.
SPEAKER_16It does matter. When you use all your signatures, it's a minor injury.
SPEAKER_03I wasn't talking to you. I wasn't talking to you when I was saying my thing. Yes.
SPEAKER_16Alright.
SPEAKER_03I was talking to myself.
SPEAKER_16Sorry, I'll fill that in. And then you cleared it back out.
SPEAKER_07Yep.
SPEAKER_16Did you give him the major injury?
SPEAKER_07Yep.
SPEAKER_16Why? You just said it was a minor.
SPEAKER_03What? I didn't give Whisby anything.
SPEAKER_16Why does he has he gotten hit?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_16Alright, I don't know why he has that. He started this at full health. And he's dodged everything. Yep. I'm gonna take that back off and leave just the minor one. Okay. Sorry. So the mutually assured destruction goes off and it's great. I can't control that token. But I would like it to move along with me. Now I can.
SPEAKER_03Yep, there you go. For those uh for those watching as well, uh uh and listening rather than watching, we have uh Storytelmon, who is a big humanoid sort of Digimon, still ghostly ever coming out, still floating in the air. However, wearing a full cat mask, his hood down at this point, and almost more adult human, uh, and an arm outstretched and coming out of the wires that lead down to a nice little cat puppet at this point. He also has like a cat puppet has a little vest and little uh little things done up. Uh yeah, he also is wearing a big hoodie.
SPEAKER_16Right, and like a robe now, so he almost looks more solid. Yeah. Whereas before he was just a floating coat with a ghost inside.
SPEAKER_03That's right. He's getting more and more solid as he goes.
SPEAKER_17Or he's just becoming more and more possessed clothing.
SPEAKER_03That's right.
SPEAKER_04The next one has pigs. Next one has shorts.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's not a good one, Tojuro.
SPEAKER_13Come on, man.
SPEAKER_03Did you use your thing this round?
SPEAKER_13How did I? No, I forgot about it. I could retroactively, but sure.
SPEAKER_03I don't care. Okay, I'll retroactively.
SPEAKER_13I'll delete it.
SPEAKER_03There. That's not over ten, so no reply. But it is no one's turn. Alright, Tojuro.
SPEAKER_13Come on, mate.
SPEAKER_03Right back. That's not good. He's gonna roll his durability. The 19 he tried and got so far, but in the end.
SPEAKER_16Didn't even matter.
SPEAKER_03What fucking Jesus man, why no one would say that. It definitely mattered. He did some big damage, but he does go down. Oh wait! Wait!
SPEAKER_25He's in the adrenaline zone!
SPEAKER_16Oh, he should be in the adrenaline zone.
SPEAKER_25He has ten fucking coins.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna spend. Oh I'm I'm a dick, aren't I? This is To Juro. Um, okay, so 14, 8. He needs. 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. He needs six to hit, so he will have four left. Uh he does a damage to Numon X, because that's what he cares about. No self-preservation on this match.
SPEAKER_08Oh come on!
SPEAKER_03Uh as for the next round, yeah, he can only get that to a 15. Oh, uh 14. Not even no, sorry, 20. Oh, 19 plus 4, 23. So still would deal the damage. He still goes down. Alright. That is Numamon X's turn. Candlemon is down. I do need to roll things to Candlemon though. Uh Shelby, you are up. I'm just gonna roll Candelmon's D100.
SPEAKER_11Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03That's pretty low, but it's not low enough.
SPEAKER_16Alright. Let's see. I mean it's more um trying to think. I'm like, it's more important that Wispy gets here. But I don't know if other Digimon No, they do. They can't eat other people's eat bulls. Um, does Candlemon look like dead or just like really messed up?
SPEAKER_03Pretty messed up. He's down on the thing. They are both in the like unconscious area. Uh they uh one more attack and they will die.
SPEAKER_16I wanna try to be attacked whilst down to send E pulse to Flame Wismon if that's a thing I can do.
SPEAKER_03And I'm gonna go ahead and move Wispy forward while we're you may take one major wound and your partner gains one major uh back.
SPEAKER_16Oh so if it's not my partner, they still You can't bring up someone else's partner. You can't.
SPEAKER_03Nope.
SPEAKER_19Oh okay.
SPEAKER_16Um I said wispy dash up your I don't think there's anything that I can do then. Alright. Um can I start dragging Flame Wismon like out of the way?
SPEAKER_03Sure you can. Okay. Uh at this point though, Numon X is going to attack with me. That's right.
SPEAKER_18I mean, that was kind of the hope.
SPEAKER_12Alright, 18.
SPEAKER_16Okay. I took an injury from my strain thing. Which makes it reset, so I'm back down to 1d4, but that's okay. Um I used Shelby's action to dash. So no bonus. And then the 1d4. So 15 for flight is not enough. So durability. And then a 1d4 for that. Yeah, it's true. We're a roll it. Wait, it's stacking. Is it 2d4 on this?
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_16Okay. So we'll roll the second one as well. Alright, so.
SPEAKER_03Doesn't mat doesn't matter. You still take it.
SPEAKER_09Would it matter?
SPEAKER_03It didn't. It didn't. Alright. I take what? Take an injury level. Which one? Uh just a minor.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so one major.
SPEAKER_03It resets your counter.
SPEAKER_16It does reset my counter.
SPEAKER_03I'm also thinking that counter thing uh might need to be you pay one to activate it. Because at the moment it's just uh, oh you just get it over and over and over, and it's like I think you need to be able to have to activate it, so I'm gonna make it cost one.
SPEAKER_16Especially if like lame Wizmon got it and just stood in the background while Storytellmon was tanking and just went boo, boo, boo, boo, and now he's doing 64 because he's not taking injuries because he's in the back line.
SPEAKER_23Yeah, it's very, very good if it just spend one.
SPEAKER_16Like to use it spend one token?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, adversely. Okay, got it. Alright. That's Numon X's turn. Uh Shelby.
SPEAKER_16Just writing that down. Okay, um I'm so in a way to that I can't um Okay, great. Um I probably can't sneak past pneumoniax safely, huh?
SPEAKER_26Okay Probably not.
SPEAKER_16Then let's drag Flame Wizmon down to like this one. So he's like clear out of the way.
unknownSure.
SPEAKER_16Um, I guess. Can we stick him in the room so he's like sure I don't care? Great, cool. Um I want to run around the corner and get to Tojiro, but I don't think there's any action I can take this turn. So I think I'm just gonna give Wispy the plus three. And then Wispy can roll the hit if you like. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Are you activating the thing?
SPEAKER_16Which one of my things?
SPEAKER_03The disadvantage thing.
SPEAKER_16No. As there's only one enemy that we're fighting at a time right now. But when there were like four. Wow. That's beautiful. Um after image.
SPEAKER_17Len attacks, never mind, ignore that.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. You're like, no. Okay. Um, I wanted to do probably just drawn wires. Just to try to like slice. But we'll see.
SPEAKER_24You're vaccine by light. You have advantage on him.
SPEAKER_16Oh.
SPEAKER_24Yeah, he's a virus type.
SPEAKER_16Okay. So switch that. I'll Mac down here. Okay. What are we at? We were at 2d4 last time. Do I have to spend a diversity token each time to use this or just once per escalation ladder?
SPEAKER_03Once per escalation ladder.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so I'm on three.
SPEAKER_03Until it's until it like drops down again. Then you have to re-spend to reactivate.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um that is five on a D8. I have two, so I couldn't ladder that anyway. So twenty three is not enough. I love how you watched me do the math to see if I can hit 35, but you know, it's okay. I need to practice mathing.
SPEAKER_0320, what did you get?
SPEAKER_1623.
SPEAKER_03So 10 below. He's gonna counter. Riley.
SPEAKER_16Oh, that's actually a 14 because of the that's actually a lot higher than a 14 because I should have rolled a 4d4 on that. But anyway, um, Wispy is gonna.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you've taken a you've taken an injury. You should be back to 1d4. When? You took an injury last turn because he hit you with a minor.
SPEAKER_16Why was I rolling 2d4 on that durability?
SPEAKER_24I don't know.
SPEAKER_16Because I rolled one D4. I don't think that one is not as written. Oh. Uh so it's each round adds another d4, so I shouldn't be escalating per roll. Yes. I've been using that wrong.
SPEAKER_03Okay. That's what I thought it was.
SPEAKER_16I was like, no, it should be. But you're right, yeah.
SPEAKER_03That high.
SPEAKER_16You're right. I'm very sorry. Okay. No, don't know about that. So ignore those three d4. That didn't happen. The dodging, I guess, did happen. Um, I'm gonna have Wispy back up just a little. Hoping that Numamon is gonna follow him.
SPEAKER_03Sure. Uh Numon X takes its turn, it's gonna follow him.
SPEAKER_19Fantastic.
SPEAKER_0318.
SPEAKER_16Alright. Try to dodge. Remember our three. We're not gonna activate the ladder thing. 29.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's enough to counter. Rally.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um. We're gonna 15. Yeah, we'll just we'll just keep using brawn. I will figure out how I'm gonna use the wires before next session after I have some time to really kind of process it. Yeah, that's not good. So we kind of tried to see.
SPEAKER_03Uh why using the wires would be brains.
SPEAKER_16I thought you had me all brawn to try to cut them.
SPEAKER_03Brawn was trying to cut multiple because you called brains that it was just pure whipping from uh the lot of them. So you can give me a brains check here.
SPEAKER_09Sure.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Similar, similar vibes. Uh, still not enough. Uh, Mrs. Shelby is up.
SPEAKER_16I feel like I've been missing some of the tokens I was supposed to be taking, but it doesn't matter. Took those two. I'm gonna run around the corner.
SPEAKER_03Run around. Um he's lying on top of okay.
SPEAKER_16Is there any equivalent to the help action or first aid or something?
SPEAKER_03Brains check.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_10Come on. It actually matters now.
SPEAKER_03Well is enough to heal a minor injury, but that you need to heal three of those to get someone back up. Okay. Because it needs to deplete the filled boxes and uh have them essentially there. So you need to you need to take away all minor wounds and then you dip into a major once you do the third one.
SPEAKER_19Okay.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Right. Wismon. That will take her action.
SPEAKER_16Yep. So no bless three. So annoyed I can't get people.
SPEAKER_14So what else is that she wants?
SPEAKER_03Just not how it works.
SPEAKER_16Okay, um. This is really messed up. You stop rolling durability before I decide what I'm gonna roll.
SPEAKER_03Well, he's gonna roll durability, I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_16I know, but now it's like, well, I don't even know. Where's what's the point in picking an attack? It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_17Like, I just wanna have the illusion. I have a chance.
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_16Use your illusion, and um I'm just I'm not gonna roll the signature because it's not gonna win because there's a 29. Whereas, like, I was gonna try it, but that's just it. Okay, we'll just roll brains and see what happens. Nothing, I don't know.
SPEAKER_18I really, really would like to get to roll first. Because this is really disheartening. Sure. Thank you.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so that failed.
SPEAKER_03I'm pretty sure that he still wins.
SPEAKER_16It doesn't matter either way, but it's over by 10, so I guess do your thing. Okay, I'll try to dodge. Nope!
SPEAKER_03Taking all the mina.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Also that's another four tokens there. Two failures. Another minor injury. You got it. Okay. Well, that was dodging. I haven't rolled durability.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Yep. Durability? Okay. Take a minor.
SPEAKER_16I I did. But it's my best dice, so there was a chance.
SPEAKER_03And then do it all over for me again.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Wispy, we need the dice now. I understand I have a dice curse, but like you don't.
SPEAKER_22Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_1627.
SPEAKER_03That is enough that you don't take a minor wound. Thanks, Wispy. It is Shelby's turn.
SPEAKER_16Okay, I'm gonna try to heal again.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_16What a weird day. Nope.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, over ten. Uh no.
SPEAKER_16Wait, over ten? Can I just spend three to get to ten then?
SPEAKER_03Sure you can.
SPEAKER_16Great. I spend three to get to ten.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Uh that's one more down. He needs one more.
SPEAKER_16Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Now, don't roll your thing. I wanna believe I have a chance.
SPEAKER_23Sure.
SPEAKER_17You can crush my dreams in a minute.
SPEAKER_23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Now we're gonna try controlling him. Uh is it the smartest thing? No. Would it be really funny if I could make him destroy himself? Yes. Okay, hang on. So it's a D4. I do have tokens from Phalanx. So we're gonna ladder that. That was two. I can ladder this as well.
SPEAKER_26Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_18I actually still have exactly five. So we'll ladder that again, destroy all of our tokens.
SPEAKER_16Okay, twenty two to control this guy. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Control the guy.
SPEAKER_16I would like to make him attack himself somehow.
SPEAKER_03Not possible.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh you can. Yeah, mo uh Digimon are immune to their own attacks. Um to themselves. They can't kill themselves. Um that would be a time.
SPEAKER_16It'd be a great use of my power, man.
SPEAKER_03I mean It's fine. It would be a broken use of your power.
SPEAKER_16I that's what that's what I said. You Okay, there's not environment. There's not environmental hazards that I'm aware of either, because we're just in a building. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make him move with me further away from the humans.
SPEAKER_23Okay, where are you going?
SPEAKER_16Yeah, because I just had that nice talk with my partner. And so we'll just drag him down the hall. Sure.
SPEAKER_24Uh shall we?
SPEAKER_17You are Okay Back to first aid in CPR class. Eleven!
SPEAKER_03Clease his turn. Eleven. That is enough as he looks up, looking at you all over him as he. Get the fuck out! Oh thank goodness! What are you doing?
SPEAKER_16I'm sorry. You were hurt. I I healed you. I tried to heal Flame Wizmon, but he won't take my e-pulse. But he's not doing well either.
SPEAKER_21That's because you suck.
SPEAKER_16Do you have enough energy to heal him or not?
SPEAKER_21Uh where's where's the goddamn?
SPEAKER_03He's over here. Okay. Uh that's your turn?
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Which one is that?
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um we switched sheets because I was almost gonna roll on Shelby again. Okay. Um I use my wires to stab him in one of his eyes.
SPEAKER_03You probably can, yeah.
SPEAKER_16I don't expect this to have any kind of stat bonus necessarily, but like it'll be great. When any if you're okay with brains, I mean it's a focused shot that's trying to cause a disadvantage, so I just picked what I was rolling.
SPEAKER_12Nah, no disadvantage.
SPEAKER_09Anyway. As long as you're okay with it being brains.
SPEAKER_03It was brains. All right. Sure, it spiked the twenty-four.
SPEAKER_12Twenty-four. Alright.
SPEAKER_08Where are you? No!
SPEAKER_12Jajura runs straight past you. That's what he can do this turn. Uh Numimon X is up.
SPEAKER_25He gets his turn back this turn. He's gonna strike it with Mon because he doesn't see the guy behind him.
SPEAKER_17I'm sorry. I'm just like still prona. Because like what Apparently I'm not accustomed to this.
SPEAKER_16Okay, 29 durability.
SPEAKER_03Cool. He manages to block the brawn check as he uh initially just takes it uh as Shelby, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_11Somebody's so smart, you are so frickin' stubbed!
SPEAKER_25Says you uh says you, dumbass.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_17I still have horrible memories of trying to attack one of these things mice.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_14And I spent all of my movement just getting there.
SPEAKER_16I I guess I'm gonna give Wispy the help action, but like in character, if he goes down, I'm dragging him back around the corner.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, for sure. Um, Wispy is up.
SPEAKER_17Oh my gosh! Meanwhile, Sovae in the other room.
SPEAKER_16Oh, okay. Alright, um I guess we'll just try to cut him again. Oh. No, I was gonna say, like, we could try to control him, but like that's only gonna encourage Tojiro's reckless behavior. That's not gonna solve the problem of this directly, so uh so we're gonna attack. Alright, hang on, hang on. I have no tokens. Never mind. Oh no, wait, I failed at flight. I should have two tokens.
SPEAKER_03So I can Why would you have oh yeah, eight token?
SPEAKER_16Because I have, yeah.
SPEAKER_0429? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Let's turn over.
SPEAKER_16Yep. Wow! Okay, we're gonna do the once when attacked for cereal.
SPEAKER_17I'm like, just watch it be higher. Just watch it be higher.
SPEAKER_03Hey, if he'd gotten like that was almost a print. Yeah, it was. 19 and an eight.
SPEAKER_16Can you imagine? Like, I hit that and you're like, alright, 36. Thanks.
SPEAKER_03It wouldn't be 36, because then it would explode and you'd roll two.
SPEAKER_16You're right. Okay.
SPEAKER_0322 will uh pass through, roll two.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, it absolutely will pass through that dodge. Maybe I should be doing that escalation thing again. Alright, 23 durability.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna spend three tokens. He's had a thing this whole time that every time you use a token, he gets a token.
SPEAKER_16Oh, I saw that one. Mm-hmm. Okay. So he just went up to what?
SPEAKER_03Uh he's gonna spend. Well, how many does he want to spend here?
SPEAKER_16He's the Not that I want to help you, but he's the attacker, so.
SPEAKER_03Each time you gain an adversity token, the Digimon gains one adversity token. Uh so every token you gained, he gained one. I think he gained about seven across the thing there, because he had to pick a target. And he made it you rather than Tojiro.
SPEAKER_16I appreciate that. Tojiro's probably insulted that he doesn't seem like the greatest threat, but I appreciate that.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna spend he's gonna spend all eight. Okay. So he's gonna turn that to a 30.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_16I mean nothing I can do to that except just take my tokens, cuz you just took a major.
SPEAKER_03Cool. Actually this major or two miners.
SPEAKER_16Oh well then I'll take two minors.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Every major is just two miners, if you have the thing. Okay. Every attack deals in miners. Alright.
SPEAKER_16Um that's just that was my turn, so Tojuro is up. Idiot.
SPEAKER_04Super kick.
SPEAKER_11Wow.
SPEAKER_03Tojiro runs around that corner, uh, jumps off the ground, and then just full uh missile drop kicks this thing through the face into the floor. Uh as it stands there, it as it shatters into a bunch of things, because that is the final that it needed. As Tojuro kills the Numamon X. And C stands there picking up the e-balls of the Sapatama of it as he motherfucker.
SPEAKER_11What is wrong with you?
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_11You could be dead!
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but I'm not. Here you go, rookie, as he passes you the uh in-training Digimon. Thanks. You can execute it or do whatever you want with it. Uh but uh we have the Sapatama here that caused all the trouble. Now we just gotta trace it and find the person that did it. Oh, did this cry.
SPEAKER_16Uh can I see that?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, whatever. He gives it to you.
SPEAKER_16Is it Tojiro's?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's Tojiro's.
SPEAKER_16Not Tojiro's, I mean his sobes.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, sorry, that's his soybees. Uh no, sorry. There is another one as he picks it up as he two uh tamers.
SPEAKER_20What a weird situation. I will find you, second tamer, and I will kill you.
SPEAKER_16I'm just gonna take the egg out of his hand, like Isobe's egg out of his hand. What are you doing? This is what I came here for. Hey! What? That's mine!
SPEAKER_12No I beat that Digimon!
SPEAKER_16But we need it back! Also, Hugh Late was mine! Please!
SPEAKER_03He runs over and he's gonna miss all drop kick you. Oh my gosh! 15 eleven eleven he takes me on the shoulder, roll the- Hang on!
SPEAKER_25Yeah fully dropped here as he picks up this thing as he Oh You want you want a bounty rookie, you gotta earn it! I earn everything! Look! This is mine and this is mine now.
SPEAKER_01Let me go wake up my Digimon.
SPEAKER_16He's trying to get you to do that earlier.
SPEAKER_01Shut up! Go! What are you even doing here? That's oh dude!
SPEAKER_03Go do dumb job things or something.
SPEAKER_16That's a patama right there.
SPEAKER_03Don't try and be a fucking sexy lawyer or whatever you are. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_11What?
SPEAKER_25Never mind. That's what you're dressed as, right? You're stripper or something doing sexy lawyer.
SPEAKER_16Dude! Hey uh. Right, anyway. Um that's not the top.
SPEAKER_25Like I'm crazy here?
SPEAKER_16No, I'm not! You're dressed. I just I am not. Are you attracted to me? Is that what you're saying?
SPEAKER_01Like that's that's why this is Fuck you! You're attracted to me!
SPEAKER_25Um Okay guys, I think we have a lot of tension here. Maybe we can talk it out.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_25What the fuck is that thing?
SPEAKER_16That's that's Wispy. He digivolts.
SPEAKER_03Ah, you need to get the fuck out of here. If Flame Wizardmon sees the Digimon that's bigger than him, he will kill it.
SPEAKER_16Uh Wispy, can you switch back? Is that a thing you can do?
SPEAKER_24Sure thing, if that's what you'd like. Uh I'd be happy to assist with that. We can get uh storytell mon right back down into his original form. Alright.
SPEAKER_16Okay, great. Fine. Alright, one problem solved. Tojiro, that sapatama belongs to my coworker who is in a the slime cocoon in the strip.
SPEAKER_23I am a teacher!
SPEAKER_16I am a teacher at a high school. Okay, for the love of God. Teacher the I teach art and music and literature.
SPEAKER_03Nah, that doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_16And my sopatama infected his and made it detach, and he is not a criminal.
SPEAKER_03Teachers would be at uh would be at school all day. How could you be here? That makes no sense.
SPEAKER_04There's a stupid- Tell me one thing about art.
SPEAKER_01Name one art fact.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Alright. Cool. So I was the only one actually looking at your art pieces in high school, and you never looked at mine. That's fine. I don't know why I thought you would have done that. Probably because they were hanging next to each other at the contests, but like, you know, who cares?
SPEAKER_01Fuck you, stop looking at my stuff. You don't know me? He throws the egg at you. Go away!
SPEAKER_25He closes the door and opens it. This isn't my unit.
SPEAKER_16I know. Set his bolt cutters down.
SPEAKER_25Good! Those are those are mine. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Thank you for your help.
SPEAKER_25Okay.
SPEAKER_09I'm sorry for making your day worse or whatever. Thank you for the Sabatama.
SPEAKER_03It wasn't that bad a day. I got to fight a Digimon. That that's pretty cool. But fuck you, suck. In like because because you because of the things that you do. It's it's just a general science.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Alright, cool. Can you try not to die next time?
SPEAKER_05Don't get to tell me what to do.
SPEAKER_16No, I don't. But I don't want you to die. And apparently somebody needed to tell you that. So try to stay safe.
SPEAKER_01Fuck you! You stay safe! Okay. Fuck no, God, uh uh What? I'm gonna go kill myself now! Don't do that damn it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah!
SPEAKER_12Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. That'll that'll show you. And your weird uh kinda cool cat thing.
SPEAKER_25I have no problems with it, but I'm trying to be mad at it right now. Also, your art is derivative of Fango.
SPEAKER_10Thank you.
SPEAKER_25Fuck you runs.
unknownOkay, okay.
SPEAKER_11Alright. Uh so um Wow, whisper okay? Right.
SPEAKER_03Uh ghost cat thumbs up.
SPEAKER_16Okay, great. I'm gonna uh hug him again.
SPEAKER_03He hugs you back.
SPEAKER_16Thanks for actually like picking me, I guess, because the first time it was just kind of polio choosing. And this time it feels different.
SPEAKER_03Puts his head on your head.
SPEAKER_16Okay, we're gonna buy you some more stuff. Not just silverware, we'll find you something else to play with.
SPEAKER_03I know a guy if you need uh suggestions.
SPEAKER_17We're just gonna talk to him through the wall.
SPEAKER_03You go back and peel the sobe down. He is unconscious right now.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um pause for just a second. So do I have to collect all three in training Digimon? Except for the bounty stuff.
SPEAKER_03Nah, it's fine.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03You only need a pneumon X.
SPEAKER_16Alright, so I've got baby pneumamon.
unknownUm next.
SPEAKER_07Uh my possession.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Um I will go ahead and start rolling heel checks on him, I guess.
SPEAKER_03No need. Uh I'll give you you'll eventually.
SPEAKER_16Is this just like the take 20 thing where like you take long enough you get it? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, essentially. Uh also it is a mochimon that you would find.
SPEAKER_16That actually sounds cute.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Actually, it would be a baby one, so it would be Bubamon. A Bub Bubmon or Pabu Mon.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Oh.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_16Um So yeah, I will just heal him, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Uh eventually he wakes up as he looks up and see Shelby.
SPEAKER_06Things didn't go well.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I noticed. Um you okay? By the way, this is funny. Oh my gosh, look at it.
SPEAKER_06Are you okay? Yes, I'm I'm a little bit uh embarrassed, but I'm okay.
SPEAKER_16Hey. Wait.
SPEAKER_06Are you okay?
SPEAKER_16Uh is Wispy okay? Wispy's fine.
unknownGood.
SPEAKER_16We're good. Both fine. And we beat up the bad guys, so that's good.
SPEAKER_06I'm happy. Yeah. That's good.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay. I'm going to sleep here now.
SPEAKER_16Uh, here's your Saapatama back. Um, cool. It hatched a Digimon, apparently. Or the other Digimon ate it? Or where is it? Is this his Digimon?
SPEAKER_03No. Cause it spat out another Sapatama. It's presumable that this one ate the Sapatama, but uh the Sapatama that Tojiro has is the real one.
SPEAKER_16Oh okay. So Isobase hasn't hatched?
SPEAKER_03You don't think so.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh you look at it. It is black screen now. It won't turn on.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03Um which was something that happened to yours when it did hatch.
SPEAKER_16Like at what point in the process?
SPEAKER_03That was the last bit of the process. It hatched and became a fucking thing.
SPEAKER_16Okay, but that then but the but the but the What does that mean he held the Pugemon is on there?
SPEAKER_17Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03Just means that wherever whatever his Digimon is, it's not here. Okay. If it's hatched.
SPEAKER_16Okay. So I'm gonna try to explain this as well as I can, keeping in mind that I am not uh good at this. Uh I think when we exchanged numbers earlier, my sapatama infected yours. And that's why they were hunting you.
SPEAKER_07And digital STD. Uh continue.
SPEAKER_16Please don't refer to it like that.
SPEAKER_03What would you call it?
SPEAKER_16I don't know, but I don't like the idea that my sapatama has like herpes or something.
SPEAKER_21Does it though?
SPEAKER_16I don't know. Uh okay, fine, whatever. So anyway. Um so then they they stole your sapotama, and I don't know if it's hatched, but mine. I mean I've seen another one get infected like this, and it hatched into a Digimon, and then the screen went black, and your screen is blacked. So I don't know if you actually have a Digimon somewhere or what, but maybe. Here it is! I just give him the softama back.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_06Thank you.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Um I have to go uh rescue a guy in the office. And then I don't know if you want to go to school today or not, but uh Principal Yamara was pretty pretty freaked out that you weren't, you know, there or okay or whatever.
SPEAKER_07Um It's fine, I'm tenure. He can't get rid of me.
SPEAKER_16No, actually worried about you kind of freaked out.
SPEAKER_07So That's that's not right.
SPEAKER_16It was a weird day.
SPEAKER_07Is he teaching my class?
SPEAKER_16Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he wasn't worried. He was he was overwhelmed.
SPEAKER_16Oh well, I get a free vacation day in one specific week of May because I saved you.
SPEAKER_03You son of a bitch!
SPEAKER_04Is it the 28th to the 20th or 24th to the 28th?
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_01That's when I asked off. Oh well that monster.
SPEAKER_14We can just pick different days, it's fine.
SPEAKER_06That's not how it works!
SPEAKER_16Sure it is. You take your time, and then I just don't come to work on like the 27th, and you can't do anything about it. Cause you're already gone.
SPEAKER_17And I just don't show up.
SPEAKER_21That's diabolical, and I I love it. Okay, well you might be my favorite person, coach.
SPEAKER_16Maybe. Oh, and I did ask. Yes, they are fucking. Okay, I'm gonna go save that guy in the office now.
SPEAKER_01Who? Who's fucking?
SPEAKER_25People are fucking. Is it just fucking or is it love?
SPEAKER_14I know he's not looking for love, apparently.
SPEAKER_12I need to know more.
SPEAKER_18I will walk off without finishing that conversation, but I'm gonna go back and save save the baghead.
SPEAKER_03You go save the baghead. As that's where we will end this session.
SPEAKER_18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03However, as we're rapping, we will have one little thing happen. As you continue wrapping up here. Nearby, watching this, a figure stands there as he hmm. How interesting it seems that uh the whole our little experiment managed to get away. And there he is, back at it again.
SPEAKER_06It has been a while, Whispers.
SPEAKER_03No. Uh you won't know this picture because it's wrong, but this is a man you have met.
SPEAKER_16I'm scrolling through people in my head, and I'm like, okay, there's like the angry guy in the cleaner district that I tried to get to ignore me.
SPEAKER_03Um stands there looking forth as he. I I best say that we must really work at this. After all, if not all, what else are we here for? As you uh this Digimon here.
SPEAKER_16That's actually kind of cute.
SPEAKER_03And his partner, the five stars. Oh with a new picture.
SPEAKER_16Shoot! I don't wanna fight the five stars!
SPEAKER_03Tagi and Kane.
SPEAKER_16And that's where we're gonna end the session.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_18I think this ended up being one of my favorite sessions because Tojira is adorable and I am looking forward to making his life miserable.
SPEAKER_16But anyway, thanks for coming. I appreciate the support. Uh, if you want to send us a message, go ahead. If you want to catch us live, come see us on Twitch. But otherwise, I will see you next week. Bye.
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