Chaos Crew 2

The Things that Really Matter

Little Chomp Season 1 Episode 8

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After something tried to steal Isobei's sapotama, Shelbie decided that he would be safest with her, but a misunderstanding between them set the stage for something much worse to happen. For the first time, Shelbie gets a real look at the stakes of her choices, and it's a hard lesson to learn...

The Digimon system we're using is being homebrewed by Lio as we play test it. Our theme song and graphics were made using AI, and the background music in most episodes comes from M4S on Spotify.

SPEAKER_16

Hi, it's Little Chomp. Um, welcome back to the Chaos Care. Last time on DigiWon, Shelby uh got a message from uh from Sobey saying that he needed help. She tracked his location to an apartment building in a really dangerous part of town and absolutely fumbled searching all the rooms. But eventually, after discovering two crimes in progress, she found him and they just decided to hang out for a while, drink some wine, write some homework. She told him that she wanted to know where the bounty office was, so he offered to take her there, and then they were like talking about everything that had happened. She had said that she had wanted one of her parents to hug her and just tell her it would be okay. And they hugged her. Um Yeah, so they also ran into um a really famous cleaner there. He's one of the top five. She didn't really know that. They left and went back to his place, found out that the glass in his apartment was broken. So she decided to take him back to her place to sleep on the floor because she thought that Digimon would keep coming after his Sapatama. Meanwhile, in the digital world, uh Orgamon came down the mountain and ran out of energy, turned back into Songamon, and then encountered a 14-year-old boy who was trying to save her from a Digimon she didn't know was a problem. The two of them ended up running away from the big Digimon together and talking and deciding to do adventures together. He's a Digidestin, and he doesn't have a girlfriend, and he's not gonna leave her. So, um they I guess are gonna play pirates and do fun stuff for two months, and then she'll go back to Shelby. I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we picked back up after the night that was from hell. Nah, it wasn't that bad. It's a pretty chill night, honestly. Oh, um compared to other nights.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, not the worst night this week, for sure. Um, I wanted to also add in some stuff about her apartment real fast, because I thought about it after we went there, and he would have seen that. So she has like a pristine set of figurines from like the magical girl show that was really popular when she was a kid. So for discussion's sake, just imagine it's like every Sailor Scout from Sailor Moon, right? Um her closet would have been full of really bright clothes. Um I've decided she has like a character hoodie of the mascot from the Mac the Miracle Magical Girls show brain. Come on. Um, and it has like cute little ears on the hood and stuff. And then she would have had like at least, you know, a spare blanket and a pillow to give him, but they probably also um basically the vibe is like you're a college student and you have your own spending money and your parents can't oversee you anymore, so you buy all the stuff you always wanted to have as a kid. Um, so they're probably also either like cute or branded with you know anime characters.

unknown

Bill.

SPEAKER_03

E is you know, non j no judgment, no judgment on surface.

SPEAKER_04

That's fine, I'm just telling you so you know.

SPEAKER_00

Not my place. Um not my place to judge you.

SPEAKER_16

And then also, I suppose it'd probably be best if we could leave early enough to um let him pick up his bike so he's not just stranded at the school later.

SPEAKER_03

You arrive back to his place as you would see uh it is there are police outside. Um as windows are smashed, things are broken in. Don't look great.

SPEAKER_18

Like thieves have gotten into his place in the meantime as well.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe the front door has been kicked down. It could be related to him. It might not.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Oh see. I'll go ask if I can go inside. I need to grab the sapatama.

SPEAKER_18

You didn't bring that with you last night?

SPEAKER_03

You told me that's what they were hunting, so I thought probably better to leave at home.

SPEAKER_14

Oh! Oh! I thought you had it! That was the whole reason that me and Wispy had to be in the same place as you.

SPEAKER_12

You never explain that!

SPEAKER_11

Okay. Um, yeah, may as well go ask.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. He walks over, uh, starts talking to a cop as eventually they let him into his apartment. Uh, after a little while, you do see uh eventually a cop walks over towards you as they Excuse me!

SPEAKER_08

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Sorry, ma'am. Uh just wondering, you wouldn't have happened to see anything last night, would you, whilst you were uh were you around this area with your friend there?

SPEAKER_16

Um really quick, what do I know about the police or peacekeepers or whatever?

SPEAKER_03

Peacekeepers here are uh most so most of the like peacekeepers in Digimon are more in line with uh corporation thing, which this is another thing I wanted to bring up. Oh yeah. I stated previously that the five stars were the top tier, uh like the top of the top of Digimon. They are okay, however, they're not well known like that. It's not just a oh five stars, that's what your spider be. Five stars are not government employees in a way. They're employed by a shady corporation that essentially shadow runs the government.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, is that something she knows, or is that something you're telling me?

SPEAKER_03

That's something I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh for the most part, five stars aren't known. They're a part of that corporation as like the best fucking cleaners they are, but also they're compensated because essentially it's like they work for fucking Ferrari.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Compared to you guys racing independent.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

They're also uh most of them are rich, most of them are powerful, they have a lot of pull in the city, etc. etc.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh, but not not a lot of people know what the five stars are, because they're sort of just like, cool. These are like really fucked things to appear. I learned this because uh Digimon Big Break has new episodes out.

SPEAKER_11

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, new dubs.

SPEAKER_11

I'm behind then.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, there's fifth uh five new episodes, up to fifteen.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

So the police also work for a corporation?

SPEAKER_03

Theory, yeah. They work for the government, but in theory they still work for the corporation.

SPEAKER_16

Um I mean, we heard some sounds through the wall, like in the next department, but we mostly just graded math homework.

SPEAKER_00

Is that a euphemism or no?

SPEAKER_16

We were on staff at Ishido High School.

SPEAKER_22

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Um alright, so you heard something through the wall though.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Did you do you happen to know what it was? Any idea?

SPEAKER_16

Uh was a loud buzzing? But I mean buzzing. I I don't know. If your friend's neighbors are being loud, are you supposed to go investigate that?

SPEAKER_03

No, ma'am. I'm just trying to get a bigger picture of what happened here. Uh alright.

SPEAKER_16

We were out when the windows in his bedroom were broken, and then we decided it wasn't safe for him to stay here, so I took him to stay somewhere else, and we're just coming back.

SPEAKER_22

So the windows were broken but before this.

SPEAKER_16

Two in his room, yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Was the door down when you left?

SPEAKER_16

No.

SPEAKER_00

What if they break down the door when the windows were already broken?

SPEAKER_17

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Huh.

SPEAKER_03

Very interesting. Um Yeah. Well, do you mind taking my number if you think of anything further? Just let me know.

SPEAKER_15

Sure. Um, and what's your your name or um number or something so I can uh my name is Constable Aaron Smith.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Right. Gives me his number.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. Uh as sobe comes out, he walks back over a little like trying to be inconspicuous. Uh, as he walks over to you very like Have you ever seen someone walk where they're like too rigid and stiff?

SPEAKER_13

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. He very much like that. Walks over as he oh hello, hello.

SPEAKER_21

It's gone. It's not there.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Did you get anything anything that you want from this apartment? Because you're probably taking now. Just in case it's not safe for you to go back.

SPEAKER_02

Do you think they'll let me back in? I kind of came straight out as soon as I saw that the thing wasn't there.

SPEAKER_16

If you are okay abandoning whatever is in here, then that's fine. I'll pull up my sapatama and see if the location services are still turned on for his sapotama. It is. See? Look, it's right there.

SPEAKER_21

We can Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Do you do you wanna get anything? Do you wanna go find it? How much time do we have before school starts?

SPEAKER_03

It's not too much time before school starts. You probably got maybe an hour.

SPEAKER_16

How far away is the dart?

SPEAKER_03

Uh, it is down towards the uh sort of like dock area. How far away are the docks? You think more roll me a roll me a grit check. Let's see how good at navigation in this city you are.

SPEAKER_16

Sure. Wow, I have a D20 and I rolled a four. Uh eight.

SPEAKER_03

Eight?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. So standing here, you very much uh you're pretty sure that sort of area is closer to the dock situation. It's there's industrial district near there. Some some stuff. You're not sure what would be in that area.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm. I meant like how long does it take to get there?

SPEAKER_03

Like how far is it? Yeah, yeah, I'm getting it. I'm sorry. Uh yeah, you should be. Uh probably like uh it's probably 15-20 minute drive. It is out of the way of the school though. Okay.

SPEAKER_16

I assume we have some space.

SPEAKER_03

Um like nobody's talking to you, nobody's like coming up and checking with you what's going on.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Um so we could go there to try to get it back to a mission. What?

SPEAKER_20

A mission.

SPEAKER_17

A math teacher.

SPEAKER_21

Yes, and the statistics tell me this is good I this is a good idea.

SPEAKER_18

I almost got fired yesterday. If I do get fired, you get fired too.

SPEAKER_03

They won't fire you on your first day, that would be crazy. That would be admitting they're wrong.

SPEAKER_25

They have to give they'll give you a week before they fire you, don't worry. Not to mention, uh, I've already figured out you're allowed 27 late days before you're given any uh actual disimplation action.

SPEAKER_17

Okay, no, I do believe we've gotten 27 late days.

SPEAKER_15

Um wanna go for it like after school?

SPEAKER_06

Then I would have to sit there and think about it all day with all those little all the children that make me mad.

SPEAKER_15

But just focus on algebra.

SPEAKER_06

How can I do algebra without a calculator?

SPEAKER_15

You don't have to! They have calculators!

SPEAKER_25

They have phones! And if I don't have a phone, do you know how much ridicule I will get from those children? Last week I wore suspenders to school! You know what they did for two weeks?

SPEAKER_17

So last week you wore them and then they did something for two weeks, so they're still gonna be doing it next week. They're going to be doing it next week! Okay.

SPEAKER_12

What? What did they do for two weeks? They called me Oh, they called me Mr. Suspender Boy! It wasn't creative.

SPEAKER_10

Why were you wearing them over your uniform? I thought it would be cool! Okay.

SPEAKER_21

Um I thought it would be a cool look, and they'd be like, wow, Isobe, you're so cool. You you make us look real uncool.

SPEAKER_25

And then I got called things like Larry King or frickin' uh they come they called me f uh something that I don't even know.

SPEAKER_12

They call me Doctor Who! And I'm like, I'm not a doctor.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I I I can go get it myself if you want, it's fine. I've got my bike. I can track it.

SPEAKER_16

How can you track it?

SPEAKER_03

Well, I I can see that it's there, so I'll just make a map on my hand to see if it pulls it out of the pen.

SPEAKER_21

Now I know the rough area. It's all good. Isobe's got this. You go, you have a good day at school. Leave it to Isobe.

SPEAKER_10

You know my life used to be like calm and normal and stuff.

SPEAKER_06

That sounds boring.

SPEAKER_10

I liked it.

SPEAKER_03

You uh you like boring.

SPEAKER_01

Yes!

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Um what you go to school. You go to school, you be boring.

SPEAKER_06

I'll see you when I'm uh when I get to school. Don't worry. It's so bad, it's on the case.

SPEAKER_18

I'm gonna roll something to see if I think he has any chance of doing this safely.

SPEAKER_22

Sure. Call me uh brains check.

SPEAKER_18

Sure. Sixteen.

SPEAKER_22

And eight. Sixteen. Oh, sorry, I'm looking at the one above.

SPEAKER_03

Sixteen?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm I'm gonna put the question to you. Uh normal human versus a Digimon. What do you think?

SPEAKER_16

So I have a reason to believe there's a Digimon involved.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, what else would take the thing?

SPEAKER_18

I don't know. I don't understand how these things work, but there was a Digimon that broke in last night trying to get it, so that's right.

SPEAKER_03

Which probably indicates the presence of a Digimon.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh, at the same time, you never know. So maybe it'll be fine.

SPEAKER_16

Question for you. Um, because I have the Digitama app now, and I can I think there's bounties in that, or you can get them without having to go all the way there.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

If we run into a Digimon, would I be able to scan it and then accept the bounty for it?

SPEAKER_03

It's not scanning. It's it's old school.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, but would I be able to accept the bounty for it while I'm there?

unknown

Uh.

SPEAKER_16

But would it be better, like, with Ogre Mon to have looked it up when I had Punamon in my backpack? Or my briefcase.

SPEAKER_03

It's sort of either way, not a big worry. Um It's very much the situation with uh collecting bounties where it's like, cool. Uh it would be great if you knew what you were getting, but and if you were like actually tracking it. But if you find it, beat it, first come, first serve.

SPEAKER_13

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Like, people don't get pissed off that you've collected a bounty. Yes, it steps on toes, but it's like, ah, fuck you, you've stolen our bounty. Not uh

SPEAKER_15

I need to talk with Wispy real fast.

SPEAKER_16

Step aside. Talk to Wispy. Okay. So you remember when um we were going to have some apatamas in the school, and you tried to stop me, and you said the word bad, and I thought it was either Ogre Mon or Isobe. Remember that? It was yesterday morning. Okay. And you didn't try to stop me. Any of the times the people who already had Digimon tried to tap their Sapatama with mine. Okay. This thing still corrupts other Sapatama, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_14

Okay, okay. Um, so okay.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so when this happened to mine, Olio did something and then Sangamon happened. Um do we have any ability to make Hisapatama hatch if we can get it?

SPEAKER_22

Looks at you.

SPEAKER_03

So confused. Oh as he shakes his head.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, okay, sorry. Um okay.

SPEAKER_19

So I wish you could talk.

SPEAKER_16

Grit it is. Yep. Wow. Not much you can do if you roll seven. Eleven. Yeah, uh tell me when to take tokens, by the way. Take a token, but take tokens right.

SPEAKER_26

Also take one for that eight.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah. A little bit of frustration. It seems like that's uh yeah, wish we don't didn't like that.

SPEAKER_14

Uh I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

It's not your fault.

SPEAKER_16

Uh um, okay, so the problem, right, is that I don't fully understand why they were coming after me when my Sapatama is like that. Because like it smells like old man apples or whatever. Fine. But are they trying to eat it? Were they trying to hold on to it knowing that it was gonna hatch into a Digimon? Like, why? And that makes it really hard to figure out what the consequences are gonna be for him if we don't do we just have to do something.

SPEAKER_19

I have perfect attendance. Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, you ready to fight whatever the thing that came last night was again?

SPEAKER_03

Uh Roll me another insight on Whispy. Sure.

SPEAKER_10

20!

SPEAKER_03

Cool. As you catch this, you're uh after going into it just getting upset with this thing, you can tell he's there's frustration there at the essentially the language barrier for sure. He's frustrated he can't give you the information you want. But more than that, after you just went off and your thing about perfect dependence, he just feels guilty, and you see him look really upset. Uh you think with a 20 keys taking it personally as if you are mad at him. His head goes down a bit as he uh whists over towards a sobe. Oh how are we doing? Um you all good? Uh he's looking to you.

SPEAKER_19

I know.

SPEAKER_16

She's just kind of staring at Wispy as it is sinking in. He's not looking at you. I know.

SPEAKER_22

Everything okay? We're going to go. He shakes his head.

SPEAKER_19

Wispy shakes his head.

SPEAKER_03

Wispy shakes his head and points at you. And then looks back and just points to him and then points to himself.

SPEAKER_22

What's going on?

SPEAKER_16

I'm breaking things.

SPEAKER_22

What are you breaking?

SPEAKER_19

Are you she moves forward a little bit?

SPEAKER_03

Whispering moves. Once again, he's head down. He just seems very dejected.

SPEAKER_19

I shouldn't have said that.

SPEAKER_22

Sobe comes over and sees, is are you okay?

SPEAKER_19

I'm not one you should be worried about right now.

SPEAKER_06

He's okay. How about you go? It seems like little the little guy is willing to come with me. We can go on an adventure and go collect my sapotama and then we'll meet you at school.

SPEAKER_21

I'll we split and go for goals each. How's that sound?

SPEAKER_19

I mean I should go where he goes, but I think I'm only making things worse. No.

SPEAKER_06

You're just in a state lately.

SPEAKER_21

You've had a couple of bad days and that happens.

SPEAKER_06

Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_19

You're not the one who gets to let me off the hook for that.

SPEAKER_06

You're not the one who gets to put yourself on the hook for this. Trust me. I have lots of brothers. Lots and lots of brothers. This will pass. Family fights is okay.

SPEAKER_19

Is that what you actually want? Must be like the two of you to go.

SPEAKER_00

Must be turns away from you. Almost puffing their cheeks.

SPEAKER_19

I will very slowly set my sapatoma on the ground.

SPEAKER_06

You can't not have your phone.

SPEAKER_16

If he gets hurt, he's gonna need it.

SPEAKER_14

I mean That's more important than class. I'll be fine without the curriculum.

SPEAKER_21

It's okay.

SPEAKER_06

Don't worry. We're we're super team. And I'll have a talk to him on the way there. It's okay.

SPEAKER_16

It's just It has to go with him, and if he looks like he's struggling.

SPEAKER_18

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. As he picks it up, uh Wispy comes in out of his hand. As it bounces in front of you. Just full headbutts it.

SPEAKER_14

What do you want? If you don't take this, you can't have any more e-pulse.

SPEAKER_08

No response.

SPEAKER_18

I think she's gonna just start walking slowly towards her car because she's not a hundred percent convinced that it's a good idea to leave him or the sapatama, but if that's what he wants, I mean technically her Digimon is with somebody else.

SPEAKER_22

This is right.

SPEAKER_03

If Sobei picks up your sapotama, runs after you as he gives it to you, as he look, keep hold of this.

SPEAKER_06

That way, need be, I can find another Saputama, and I can call you if we have problems, okay?

SPEAKER_19

Links over at wispy.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, the once again the power of the child. Turning his back.

SPEAKER_19

Just careful with him, okay. He saved my life.

SPEAKER_06

I'll be careful, don't worry. He's all good. All the candy you can eat.

SPEAKER_18

Sure.

SPEAKER_16

I'll take this applet on the back and get in my car and drive to school, I guess.

SPEAKER_22

Uh yeah. As you head off to school, they head off to find a thing.

SPEAKER_03

Uh cool. Cool, dope, awesome.

SPEAKER_15

Wispy Digiballs for the first time off screen, cause you suck at parenting. Yes!

SPEAKER_03

Hey man, this is how every good Digibrevolution goes. What do you mean? You ditch- Don't worry. Don't worry, yeah, pretty much. If you watch any of the good old Digimon animations, this has happened before.

SPEAKER_17

Actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_18

Well, it does very much feel like uh like tire Matt gets angry and stomps off and like I'm done with this or whatever, and then they're in trouble, and then they come back, and then it's all like magic of friendship.

SPEAKER_25

Friendship. Guys, we gotta be together. We need friendship. What are you talking about? You like a man?

SPEAKER_16

Oh, alright. Well, back to the exciting alternative to this life, which actually I think this is a good counterpoint for her because she didn't choose to give up the life that she had before, but it's gonna feel weird being back to just that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. As you head to work. I'm not actually gonna swap to Sangamon yet.

SPEAKER_09

You cool, I can keep the emotional energy going.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Let's see at work fifth uh uh about 10, 15 minutes early. Uh you'd see in the everybody else here sitting there talking as they're just uh papers out, coffees. You walk in as they are done. You need to tell these uh these fools that they do not understand basic uh grading. It is uh the necessariness of tests is important as uh good old what's uh Shido I. Uh good old Haga sits there see There's no need for testing! We can just go off of students' individual bases and adjust to form them as she uh you sound like like a goddamn moron. Um You look you look ragged, honey. What's wrong? Have you been uh you weren't out partying last night, were you? Those tear lines? Oh and she calls out a makeup kit. Stand still. Um I'm gonna make sure that none of these children see this. You can't let them get to you like this. If you let them see your weakness, you are done.

SPEAKER_19

So I'm gonna just like slowly pour a cup of coffee and look at her and look at Haga and just ask, like.

SPEAKER_16

So did it work out the way you wanted? You guys a thing now.

unknown

Honey.

SPEAKER_03

I work at one of the shittiest primary schools in all of the city. I don't have time for things.

SPEAKER_24

But yet, we are fucking. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, no labels though. Labels are how things go problematic. What about you? Are you bumping booties with anybody out there?

SPEAKER_18

Well, are you jealous?

SPEAKER_25

Oh I mean, she's got teeth! She's got teeth this morning then. Good!

SPEAKER_12

I thought she was just gonna be sitting here all sad and lonely.

SPEAKER_03

Tell me about it, darling. What happened? What's going on?

SPEAKER_19

I would rather not.

SPEAKER_03

That's when you should, though. That's how we all feel sometimes. Oh. Lee over there? Last week, her car got broken into, and her oh, they found out that it was by her ex who uh still had a grudge because she took their three children from him. We all have baggage.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But we don't carry it into work with us.

SPEAKER_16

That's why I don't want to talk about it at work.

SPEAKER_03

If you can't talk about it with us, who can you talk about it with? This isn't work. This is us. This is social. When we leave this office, that's when we go to war.

SPEAKER_19

Yeah. Doesn't really feel like war anymore.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe you're not doing what you love then. You gotta find a way to love what you do.

SPEAKER_15

Or why do you Wait, do you love war?

SPEAKER_03

I absolutely love war. The smell of it, the spineless uh children that don't know what they're they've done wrong when I yell, uh you stop right there! God, it's a thrill. It's a rush.

SPEAKER_18

I see. Maybe I should yell at people now and then.

SPEAKER_03

There's no problems with yelling, but that is my thing, so best oh don't step on my toes. You wanna yell at children? You have to yell correctly.

SPEAKER_18

I could compile a list of insults from literature and then shout them at people.

SPEAKER_03

Darling, you do what you want to do. But you leave me and my uh and my kids out of it.

SPEAKER_18

Hey, if they're not in my room, they're not my problem, so that's fine.

SPEAKER_03

That's right. I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, this coffee is dirt cheap and dirt water. I'm gonna go uh prepare a lesson. Uh good luck to the rest of you, she heads out. Get off that skateboard right now before I put it up your backside, mister. She walks off into the thing. You just hear yelling as she goes. She scares me. Yeah. Honestly.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, she does she's a time, but I also weirdly love her.

SPEAKER_14

I've seen you yell at kids too, though.

SPEAKER_03

It's completely different. Mine is built out of anger, hers is built out of desire to yell.

SPEAKER_11

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

I once saw uh I once saw her throw a kid's backpack about twenty meters. It was magnificent.

SPEAKER_14

I was gonna say. And you're into that, but clearly you are. Twenty meters, huh?

SPEAKER_03

Twenty goddamn meters. She doesn't look like a discus.

SPEAKER_14

She doesn't look like she has that in her.

SPEAKER_03

She has a lot in her that you don't know about.

SPEAKER_18

Oh, just heads up, Isobe's gonna be so happy to hear about you two because he apparently just likes to matter.

SPEAKER_23

No, don't tell him. Don't don't tell him.

SPEAKER_14

Don't tell him.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we don't we don't give Asobe what he wants. Sobe's uh is such a odd fella. Sometimes we sit there and he's just too happy.

SPEAKER_08

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Why There are days where we don't, you know. Why did we want to?

SPEAKER_14

Why did you guys go get drinks with him? Instead of spending the weekends.

SPEAKER_03

He invited us.

SPEAKER_14

Huh?

SPEAKER_03

He invited us. I don't think he has lots of friends. He's very uh he's been here the longest. He's the most he's the only tenured person here. He's been here for God, do you know Lee? Longer than I have been here, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_16

How old is he then?

SPEAKER_03

Not that old. He started here. This is the only place he's ever worked. This apparently is he loves it beyond everything.

SPEAKER_16

Do you actually need a degree to work here or do you just need a diploma from graduating?

SPEAKER_03

Uh here? Yeah. Yeah, just graduate.

SPEAKER_08

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_03

It's a lot easier.

SPEAKER_08

Got it.

SPEAKER_03

He we uh some of us have degrees. I I have my master's, but there was no schools. But the the main concept of here is you work here for a year, and if you can prove that you can stick it out with these monsters of kids from this school, most other schools are interested. The high turnover rate, usually people aren't here more than two, three years. But it's obey. I think you've been here at least at least six, right? I would say seven. Oh, I would say even longer than that, maybe. He's yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Huh.

SPEAKER_03

He just Oh, everyone that he gets close to people and then they leave him. It's really sad that honestly. Yeah, he's kind of a sad guy. I don't really want to hang out with him that much.

SPEAKER_14

Sad happy guy.

SPEAKER_03

Puts on a smile, but I don't think it's happiness. But what do we know? We shouldn't shit talk one of our fellow professors. Not that we're professors.

SPEAKER_14

Right.

SPEAKER_03

Honestly though. I'd I could see that dude ending up being just, you know. Nothing. He's just gonna end up staying here the rest of his life. Which everyone else has bigger goals. Oh well.

SPEAKER_16

How long have you two been here?

SPEAKER_03

Uh I'm on my two-year mark. I've only been here for seven months.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_15

Well, good luck with class and stuff.

SPEAKER_22

Cheers! Uh good luck yourself.

SPEAKER_19

Thanks.

SPEAKER_22

The bell's just a little bit away.

SPEAKER_16

I will just go to class as well.

SPEAKER_22

Alright. You get over to your classroom. Cool.

SPEAKER_18

I walk into my classroom with my desk and or window fixed.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. Both of them? Everything seems in Yeah, everything seems in nice order. As if nothing happened here.

SPEAKER_16

What? Okay. I didn't think we had the budget for that.

SPEAKER_22

You don't have the budget for that. You know they don't have the budget for that.

SPEAKER_16

But how is it next?

SPEAKER_22

Great question.

SPEAKER_15

Um, is my teacher's aid or whatever here?

SPEAKER_03

No. Teacher's aide. You work in like the worst school in the worst district.

SPEAKER_16

I know. But do you remember the board meeting?

SPEAKER_03

Oh yes, yes, yes. No, he's not here yet.

SPEAKER_17

Okay. I like there was a whole thing about there apparently being funding for that, even though there's probably not funding for that.

SPEAKER_03

And so like no is Sobey was supposed to find funding for that.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Alright, that's cool. Well, if they're not here, then I can't send them like across the hall to cover math. But then again, the school maybe already doesn't give him. Well, I don't I don't know if he has first period or not. That's fine.

SPEAKER_03

He definitely doesn't have first period. They've learnt not to anything. Yeah. They're not stupid.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, I suppose not.

SPEAKER_16

Alright. I'll just get my stuff ready. And wait for the kids. And then I'm going to tell the how many periods worth of school do I get to do today without any interruptions?

SPEAKER_22

How many do you want to do?

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um. I'll go ahead and tell everybody the stuff that I decided we should do. Cause with as bad as that went. I don't know. I mean, I could roll something part way through the day, but I don't know if she has her ditches gone. Let's do morning.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

So I will tell like the composition class that they are going to be writing poems that we're going to be turning into songs. So anyone who also has me an instrumental performance, we're gonna be forming we're gonna be forming bands starting today, and then once we got the lyrics hammered out in this class, then the bands are going to be arranging and performing those. And that's just what we're gonna be doing for the next while because that's better than learning from the book, right?

SPEAKER_03

I mean, yeah. So, first off, these are your students.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, they're so beautiful! Look at our uniform.

SPEAKER_03

The Bag Society. And this, this is your teacher's aid.

SPEAKER_16

Is he like a student teacher? Like a college student that got a placement? Aww. He is.

SPEAKER_03

As he walks in, he uh stands there to see, hi, um, I'm Jin. Jin uh Kazama. I'm here to be your teacher's aide.

SPEAKER_16

Hey. It's nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_03

It's nice to meet you too. It's so good to actually like come in and get to learn and do things with new people. He takes your hand and shakes it. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_16

I think there's a few seconds of like floppy handshake before it's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and then she'll actually shake his hand.

SPEAKER_03

Awesome. Uh so what are we teaching first? What's the plan?

SPEAKER_16

Hmm. So, for the composition class, we're gonna have everybody be writing probably ballads, but poetic form doesn't matter. It's gonna turn into song lyrics, and then in fourth period, we're gonna tell the instrumental class that they're gonna form into bands, and then they are going to learn how to arrange and perform the songs because they'll have lyrics, but they won't have melody. But first they gotta get the bands together and like get used to playing together in general so they know what genre they want to compose in later.

SPEAKER_03

So okay, that sounds messy.

SPEAKER_16

It is.

SPEAKER_03

So at uh from the teaching school, uh, most of the lesson plans there indicate certain structures that are needed for these kids to essentially help assist them in music. If we let them sit there and choose their genre, we're gonna be sitting here for days with some of them arguing over whether reggae punk is cool or not anymore. It's not. It's dead.

SPEAKER_16

But if we assign them genres and it happens to be like five cellos, and they can't perform the genre we gave them, we've set them up to fail.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that's unfortunately the testing curriculum for most standardized schooling. Uh in that state, if uh if they fail, it's not really on them. It's sort of on us as teachers, right?

SPEAKER_16

Okay, but if we give them assignments that are so boring they don't do them, they'll fail worse.

SPEAKER_03

But it doesn't matter how boring assignments are. It's school, it's not a camp, right?

SPEAKER_16

Hmm. You know what would be really, really helpful? So one of the other teachers is actually late today, and if when we get to- Oh no, I'm not allowed to I'm not allowed to leave your side during classes.

SPEAKER_03

That's uh what I've been assigned for.

SPEAKER_16

I see. Okay, cool. Did they also tell you that um sometimes I'm going to have to leave and you're in charge of running this class when I'm gone? That's right.

SPEAKER_02

That's right.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, alright. So you you understand and you're fine with that. Cool.

SPEAKER_12

100%.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you know, I think it would probably help just for the kids' sake, that maybe to start today, how about uh I take the first part of the lesson, introduce myself, let them all go. You can go grab a coffee or something if you'd like, and then come back in halfway through, and we'll get to that uh rhythmic jazz that you're talking about.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so again, this is the writing class, so don't start into fourth period now. You're trying to start the music class stuff during first period writing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I'm I'm talking about your uh concepts that that rhythmic jack, you know, the chaos.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Well, how about so that I can get to know you and how you operate, I just watch. Go ahead and explain poetry to them. They will need to know that for the test, right?

SPEAKER_03

Sure.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I'm happy to explain and uh deal with that as a whole subject matter. What sort of things would you like me to touch on? Literary art, aesthetics, rhythmic, the metaphor qualities, but um know what sort of things or you just told me I could leave this in your hand, so I'm gonna watch. That sounds awesome! Alright. Well, you you go take a squat right in right over there. Uh we don't have a seat here, so that's a bit hard for you. But um, you go pop a squat and I'll I'll take care of it, don't worry.

SPEAKER_16

Is he gonna teach you away from the desk?

SPEAKER_03

Uh partially. He keeps coming back behind us.

SPEAKER_16

Well, I'll just watch see how he does for the first half of class.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. Jin is actually pretty good at these.

SPEAKER_11

So good.

SPEAKER_03

So he's gonna do a brains roll. He did pretty poorly on that roll. However, he doesn't need to uh he has skilled that. Uh so do I. So that is eight, nine, ten, eleven. Uh he also has another tamer strength that might actually come in handy here. Uh is uh Yeah, lucky break. 12, so that's a 15. Uh as he starts getting into it, he's also gonna roll a charm roll. He has half enraptured these kids. Really? Uh he gets them to listen to him through rapping uh and connecting with the youth in the like actual ways of like he shows them TikToks on poetry.

SPEAKER_16

I love that he's like, no, you can't do weird stuff. It's gotta be the lesson plans, and then he just starts doing weird stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Uh, but the weird stuff he does, it literally then with the brains check, you see that what he's talking about structure, he's literally going the stuff like the stuff he's teaching completely opposite of what you were doing, which you're making it so that it doesn't break their confidence and isn't just too much information for them. He throws the information down and is like, figure it out. He literally has one kid tell him he doesn't get it, and he sits there and explains it to him back, but the kid still doesn't get it, and he sits there and he goes, If you can't understand, maybe uh maybe you should talk to one of your partners in the class or that. Maybe they can assist you. And he goes back to the lesson.

SPEAKER_16

You remember a few minutes ago when you said if they fail, it's on us.

SPEAKER_14

Do you really feel like that was the best way to handle that?

SPEAKER_03

If he can't understand the syllabus, the only way that we can help him is allowing him to uh take it on and fail. If he doesn't experience the failure, he won't experience the uh opportunity to come back from failure. We can't make everyone winners, but we can make people do better.

SPEAKER_16

So rather than teaching literature, you want to teach failure. That's your primary goal.

SPEAKER_03

I want to teach life lessons.

SPEAKER_16

This is a school! That's not unstandardized testing. I'm really confused about your vibe here.

SPEAKER_03

Um I'm sorry, is there an issue here, Miss uh Koji?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, you didn't even try to explain it differently, or give an object lesson, or have them practice the skills. You just said, hey, you're dumb.

SPEAKER_03

Miss Koji. If you have issues with my teaching capabilities, I'm sure we can talk to the union about uh getting you another teacher's aid. However, this would reflect back on you in any meetings with the uh teaching uh the board, which from what my understanding is, is you're in a predicament, especially considering I'm the only person who put their hand up for this placement. So if you wanna judge my methods, maybe you know, take a look at them better than just judgmental. Uh there's a there's a great quote Be curious, not judgmental. Okay, thanks. Is he pretty much taps you on the arm and just keeps going? He seems to just be dismissive of you.

SPEAKER_16

Oh I know that. I'm just trying to figure out out of everything that's happened over the last three days, if she has enough in her to fight in front of the kids, you know what I mean. I'm gonna roll both grit and brains just to see how the dice are feeling, okay?

SPEAKER_03

Pretty good grit. Pretty good brains.

SPEAKER_16

That's unfortunate. I don't know that I have that right now. With grit as like understanding social nuance. Do I have any insight on what would be a good way to handle this?

SPEAKER_03

It's one of those situations where you're very much at a little bit of a standstill as well. If you start an issue in class, you're gonna have to deal with the ramifications of the school board pretty much hearing you started shit in class. You're you're essentially on the thinnest of ice. Uh but yeah, he's got you sort of by the collar of like he's sort of in that position there where it's this. You also, with that grit, don't think he's not listening to you. It's just very much he's a young dude, like he's probably still in school learning as he's teaching. This is probably like uh whilst learning, they come here and act as a TA for you. Right. But he's also in that state where he's like, cool, you don't think they've told him the best things about you?

SPEAKER_13

Well, obviously not.

SPEAKER_03

Especially considering the point that he's sitting here, like, with the concept that he's gonna have to teach your class, he's trying to make an impression right now of I'm capable. I can do it.

SPEAKER_16

How's the kid that he called out?

SPEAKER_03

The kid at this point has started talking to the people around him who are actively assisting their peer. His methods are weird, but they do have something underlying them. You don't think he's bad at teaching. You just don't think he's doing what you would do.

SPEAKER_16

I would still like to slip out into the hallway and see if the marker has moved at all. If they're still there, because like No.

SPEAKER_03

The marker is still there.

SPEAKER_16

No calls, no messages, nothing.

SPEAKER_03

Nothing. Uh you do peer into uh Sobase class. Uh you would see uh very um all over S. Yamahara, the principal, standing there as he. No, put that down, Jeffrey! Do not do not throw that! Do not uh perfect, perfect, Miss uh uh Miss uh God, what's your last name? Koji! Miss Koji! Perfect! Miss Koji. What? Ah How are you going? How are you doing?

SPEAKER_14

Um the the teaching aid is teaching them rap and poetry at the same time. They seem to like they seem to like it.

SPEAKER_01

I refuse to accept that.

SPEAKER_16

They're actually helping another student learn.

SPEAKER_04

That's not how teaching works. We teach children how to learn. Not other children! Hmm! How are we supposed to know? Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Anyway.

SPEAKER_04

I'll I'll discipline this child instantly.

SPEAKER_03

Um, Miss Koji, can I ask you, have you heard from its hobe?

SPEAKER_16

So, um yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe he's late, but he's he's pretty late.

SPEAKER_16

His apartment got broken into last night and he doesn't have his sapatama right now.

SPEAKER_23

I see, I see. Was he brutally injured?

SPEAKER_16

Uh not since the last time we talked, but it's been How long has it been?

SPEAKER_26

Probably a couple of hours.

SPEAKER_16

It's been a few hours, and uh he could be injured. I might be able to find him.

SPEAKER_03

Would you He puts his hands on your shoulders, Miss Koji.

SPEAKER_14

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

If you could do this, I personally will give you one free uh vacation day usable only in the month of May, between the 24th and the 28th.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, May 24th and the 28th.

SPEAKER_03

Don't look into it, just say yes.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, if you promise me that, I'm getting that.

SPEAKER_23

Alright, good.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, well, um, I guess tell Jin that he's he's doing okay and he's got the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_04

Jin is. Is that the rapping teacher? I'll go yell at him. No. He walks in there.

SPEAKER_16

No!

SPEAKER_03

No!

SPEAKER_16

No! I'm gonna try to pull him back out.

SPEAKER_03

Miss Koji. Uh you send me uh yeah, yeah. What what's happening?

SPEAKER_16

Uh, there's an issue uh elsewhere that I'm gonna go deal with, so can you also handle um music later? And then if I'm not- I'm not much of a musical.

SPEAKER_03

Uh sure.

SPEAKER_16

It's okay.

SPEAKER_03

I'll I'll take a look at your curriculum plan and get get on to it.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. The afternoon's more structured, you'll probably like it better.

SPEAKER_23

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Great. Leave him alone. He's got this.

SPEAKER_23

I'm gonna go get Don't tell me what to do. I'm a principal.

SPEAKER_16

Then fire me!

SPEAKER_09

I don't care. I'm gonna go get a Sauve.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck. Why do they all have teeth? Why are they all so put the teeth on me?

SPEAKER_23

Uh cool.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, I did write down that one free vacation day.

SPEAKER_22

As you should. You've earned it. So.

SPEAKER_13

Not yet, I haven't.

SPEAKER_03

You uh you head out as eventually you head over towards the dot as you come forth, you find that it is pointing at a oh wait, I should uh do this.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, should we actually do a teaching role before we just ditch that?

SPEAKER_03

Yes! For sure, you can give me a uh uh brain's check.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh since you're putting trust and faith into Jin, I would love for you to make it at advantage.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, oh wow.

SPEAKER_03

Since you're allowing him the opportunity to teach in his weird way.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um, do you want me to still add my skilled at the relevant subjects thing or yes? Okay. 29. Okay, now I gotta figure out where on the sheet I put this. Where on the sheet did I put this? Uh I think it's in digital world notes because that was the only section that had notes. Yeah, it was. Alright. Let's see you going here. Two. It's not two. Three fifteen. Whoops. Formatting is gonna drive me crazy. 29. Teaching check. Shoot, he's better at this than I am.

SPEAKER_23

God damn that child.

SPEAKER_16

I know.

SPEAKER_18

It's almost like going into an academic career when you weren't good at school was a bad plan.

SPEAKER_16

Like, look, I have whole memory lore about why she picked this career. No one's ever gonna ask about it, but I have it.

SPEAKER_03

I know why I'm here. I just don't know what the fuck.

SPEAKER_17

What I'm supposed to do now that I am here.

SPEAKER_23

I just came in and they were like, do you want to teach? And I was like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_19

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Alrighty. Sorry, I'm almost complete here.

SPEAKER_16

That's oh, that's a natural 20. No wonder it's so high.

SPEAKER_26

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_16

Right?

SPEAKER_26

Good.

SPEAKER_16

My dice are capped at D20s, aren't they?

SPEAKER_26

Yes. Yeah, okay. They are indeed. The joys of being a human.

SPEAKER_16

I know. But still critical success.

SPEAKER_26

Heck yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I hate it.

SPEAKER_03

Which means it explodes.

SPEAKER_16

So what?

SPEAKER_03

So when it explodes, it just means that it gives another rolls another d20.

SPEAKER_26

It should have done that.

SPEAKER_16

Well, it clearly didn't to get to 29, because that's just my stat bonus in the modifier.

SPEAKER_26

Oh. That's weird. It should have done that.

SPEAKER_03

Is it maybe because it's with slash?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Should be. Slash R.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so 39?

SPEAKER_26

39.

SPEAKER_16

Oh my gosh, the stupid kid.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Well To be fair, that's based off of your curriculum. Because he's willing to follow it. That's based off of what you told him to teach.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Well. So. Hope it goes great. Anyway, back over here at that other thing that's going on that nobody cares about because everyone wanted to just see the teaching game. What is this building? Go for it.

SPEAKER_03

Uh so you would see that this is a storage facility. Uh it looks like whoever's here, yeah, it's made for basic storage and things. Uh no one there doesn't seem to be anyone about doing anything, but Okay. Yeah, it's very interesting.

SPEAKER_16

Um. So no sign of Isobe or Wispy right now.

SPEAKER_22

No.

SPEAKER_16

Can I like zoom in on the location app and try to walk towards the dot?

SPEAKER_03

Once again, same as the thing, it points to the building. It's the building. It's just the building.

SPEAKER_16

One of these days it'll be in a corner of a building. You're like, no, you will always have to deal with your mortal enemy of doors.

SPEAKER_03

You don't get doors are doors don't get freedom, and neither do you.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, well uh, is this large door to get into the facility unlocked?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, to get into the facility. Yeah. This thing, you walk in. Uh as you walk in, you would see some trails, something sticky on your feet as you come in. The doors open. Uh you can see signs that say office uh this way.

SPEAKER_19

Wait, sorry, which way?

SPEAKER_26

This way. It's not showing. Nope.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, okay. Um, this which direction does the sticky trail go?

SPEAKER_03

Seems like it's everywhere. It's just something like a thin lay, like someone's dropped soda on the ground.

SPEAKER_13

On the whole ground.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, just all around here.

SPEAKER_16

Alright. Um, is it thick enough that there's footprints in it?

SPEAKER_26

No.

SPEAKER_04

I wanted to do ranger tracking. Okay. Um I know, I know you did.

SPEAKER_03

Um yeah, no, it seems like whatever created this, if something walked over it, they've gone over it with the sticky stuff.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I guess it is very dirty floor as well, so it's like, as I said, like walking on fucking spilt spilt Coca-Cola everywhere.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm. Um. I want to just pay attention to my surroundings in case I see or hear anything, but I guess I will walk towards the office for now.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. You walk heading towards the office. Uh roll me a grit check as you go. Sure. 17.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, it's still at advantage. Let me turn that off.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, turn that off. Sorry.

SPEAKER_16

At least You should be. So the first dice, if you're using that one, would have been 15. So I rolled on a limit.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, just roll it again.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. 16. Okay. Fine. Um. Yep, can't ladder that. Sixteen it is.

SPEAKER_26

Okay. That's fine.

SPEAKER_17

I love how I just somehow sense the bathrooms. It's just psychic.

SPEAKER_03

They're over there for some reason. I just know. They have signage. There's signage to them. As you walk round following the thing with a 16 grit. You swear as you're moving through here, you can hear something in the there's a smell around here that you're just like, fuck. It smells gross. Like someone somebody shat their pants.

unknown

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03

No. It's the smell of it's the smell of poo everywhere.

SPEAKER_14

Okay, I feel like my brain is remembering Digimon, it's just not helpful.

SPEAKER_18

Um I have a horrible feeling about the ground now. Um oh, sentences I don't want to say.

SPEAKER_16

Is the smell of poop stronger in any like particular direction? Or, hey, first, um is this like an outdoor space? Is this an outdoor space or is there a ceiling above me?

SPEAKER_03

There's a ceiling above you. Okay. It almost smells like it's coming from Is there a vent? Like the vents.

SPEAKER_18

Oh, I wanted us to be outside for there not to be at all. Is there a vent access nearby? Yeah. I hate my life. Okay, um. Cool. How uh how tall is this? Because I can't just reach a vent from the ground. But this is a forklift. So I could, in theory, get the forklift, pick up the palette of boxes, climb on the palette of boxes, and try to go in the horrible poop vent.

SPEAKER_03

You definitely could.

SPEAKER_18

Wait. I should not do that. I don't have a digimon right now. You don't. We're not gonna do that. Um okay. Can I just like rush away from the ceiling vents and try to be really, really careful not to end up like under any of them? Yeah. This is flashbacks to Sunday.

SPEAKER_05

What happened on Sunday?

SPEAKER_18

She almost died. This is Tuesday, remember?

SPEAKER_26

Confused.

SPEAKER_09

Sunday Goblemon or Goblin Mon or whatever jumped out of a dumpster and almost killed her.

SPEAKER_14

It was two days ago.

SPEAKER_23

That's right.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_23

Right.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah. Uh cool. So you so the roofs are fairly high up. Uh you're talking 15 feet at least.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh maybe 20. Like, there's a second. It seems to go up the the roof because there's a literal staircase to the roof.

SPEAKER_11

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um, it seems like the office sign is pointing down here. Uh down to here. Sorry.

SPEAKER_18

But down to where? Don't worry. I'm zoomed in so I can't see. Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Um, you're planning to go down there and um yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I don't know. There's not a plan. She she doesn't have a plan anytime she goes into a building. But um.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, who has plans? Uh who needs plans when you have friendship?

SPEAKER_16

But she doesn't have friendship right now.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no!

SPEAKER_16

Right. Oh no, she's lacking. We're gonna try to not do breaking and entering on every single storage unit, because like that didn't work out well yesterday. We did try to report the mafia torture room, but like, you know, who knows if they'll do anything about that.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, they found it.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, good. They definitely found it.

SPEAKER_11

Good!

SPEAKER_16

Uh oh, maybe the office has cameras. Are there cameras in the hallways?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, now you head over.

SPEAKER_17

Let's just hope there's nobody in here.

SPEAKER_03

Go to the office? Yeah. You knock?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_03

No answer.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_13

Is it locked?

SPEAKER_03

You try the lock, uh try the door. Uh it is not locked, but as you push, something is stuck behind it.

SPEAKER_16

When you say stuck, do you mean like it feels like the door is running into like a box or something?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, something like that. If I can give me a brawn check.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I was gonna say if I try to push it slowly, is it the thing that'll move or is it completely blocking that door?

SPEAKER_03

It doesn't, you try to move it slowly, it doesn't feel like it's gonna move.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, I can ladder that, so we're gonna ladder that. And I've rolled a two on a 10, so that's not going up anymore.

SPEAKER_03

10 is enough. Uh, as you push, push, and then eventually whatever this is just finally gives way as you open up the office and you see what was on the floor uh is a oh no. Digimon. No, it's not a Digimon. You're fine.

SPEAKER_16

No, it's just Sobra's broken body.

SPEAKER_03

It's just a dead man.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But hey, someone who died, you know.

SPEAKER_16

This time he didn't get close to people and they left him. He started getting close to someone and then he left. So that's great for him.

SPEAKER_03

You see, this uh a random dude, just a random person, uh pretty much like on the floor, pushed back, as he is covered in a chrysalis of what looks like green slime.

SPEAKER_16

As he okay, I'm gonna look at the ceiling real fast. Is there anything on the ceiling?

SPEAKER_03

Doesn't uh there is slime everywhere here. You can see the computer desk in the corner is just green slime coming out of it.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, uh, but there's not like uh um a pile or mound or area that looks like it might be like a body of the slime. Just looks like a coating.

SPEAKER_06

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, um I'm gonna try to get the slime off of him. You said chrysalis, is it hard?

SPEAKER_03

Yes, you try and grab it, it is just fully hard.

SPEAKER_16

Um, um so it can't be covering like his nose because you've gotta still be able to breathe, but it's covering his mouth clearly. Um is there any does it Okay. I'm trying to ask two hashes at once. So, first, the slime over the bottom of his face. Um are there any areas where it looks like if I could get um some kind of tool like against his skin that I could like slide it down under the slime and pry it off?

SPEAKER_03

Maybe you'd probably be like tearing a little bit.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Second question, just so I know. Is there anything small that I could use more like a hammer to try to crack the slime?

SPEAKER_03

Uh not here. Definitely not here.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, uh. Um. I'm gonna look around the room, see if there's like anything else that I could possibly notice or use.

SPEAKER_03

Doesn't look like there's anything in this room.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Are the cameras on?

SPEAKER_03

Uh the computer's so gunked up with uh stuff it wouldn't you wouldn't be able to look.

SPEAKER_14

What am I supposed to do? I wish you could talk! Why can't anyone speak to me?

SPEAKER_10

Okay. Um shoot.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so I would love to be able to uh breathe this guy's mouth at least so he could talk.

SPEAKER_03

You can give me a warm check. To what pry it off of pretty much pry it.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, we'll try. Sorry if I hurt you, dude. Yeah, that's a two when I don't have enough to ladder that. Pulling as you just say, front, fro! Oh! Stop! I understood that. Okay, um Okay, can he still move his head?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, somewhat. It's like his neck is in his chest at this point. With the surrounding chrysalis.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, well, I basically want to do one of those like this. Can I see his face?

SPEAKER_26

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Alright. Um blink like okay. Blink once for yes and twice for no, okay? Do you understand?

SPEAKER_23

Blink?

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Was this a monster?

SPEAKER_23

Links.

SPEAKER_16

Have you seen a red ghost?

SPEAKER_00

Blink twice.

SPEAKER_16

Ugh, okay. Is the monster gonna come back for you in here?

SPEAKER_23

He looks terrified.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, okay, okay. Shh shh. It's alright, it's alright. Uh is the monster bigger than I am. Kind na same size, sish.

SPEAKER_18

I've tried so hard, dude. I don't know.

SPEAKER_15

Um okay, all right, great.

SPEAKER_16

So, uh great. We only have yes or no.

SPEAKER_26

Um, two rules.

SPEAKER_16

Uh have you seen a man with like shin well a little longer than shin length blonde hair here?

SPEAKER_09

Maybe I think you're cheating on the blinking game.

SPEAKER_07

He blinks twice.

SPEAKER_09

You haven't.

SPEAKER_11

Uh okay. Oh man. Okay. Um right.

SPEAKER_16

So I don't really want that thing to come back for you. And I don't know how long the next thing I'm gonna have to do takes. So um would it be okay with you if I go get the forklift and we kind of get you on it, and then I take you to my car and I lock you inside my car so you're at least there instead of here waiting for the monster.

SPEAKER_05

Massive blinking.

SPEAKER_16

No, no, no, no, don't do that.

SPEAKER_12

He blinks once, then blinks try that he doesn't know what to do anymore. Okay. He's lost it.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, alright, that's fine. If you you wanna you wanna stay here, that's okay. I just thought oh! Shoot, I have a team!

SPEAKER_14

I'm gonna call um I should call Tomanaga because it's funnier.

SPEAKER_04

You could call uh No.

SPEAKER_14

Uh Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna call Tojiro and see if he answers.

SPEAKER_03

You call Tojiro as uh it rings for a few moments before you hear what you want.

SPEAKER_16

Uh there is a Digimon attacking uh storage facility and Wispy and I are what there is a Digimon that is either made of slime or poop, or maybe there's two attacking a storage facility that I am at. Wispy and I are separated right now.

SPEAKER_03

What fucking storage facility?

SPEAKER_16

I'll send him my location.

SPEAKER_20

Motherfucker. What you're what? Where are you?

SPEAKER_16

I just sent you my location!

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, yeah, I know. Where are you?

SPEAKER_16

I'm in the office. What? Are you here?

SPEAKER_03

You hear uh something open like in the room? Outside, you hear one of these uh things open. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_16

Like one of the storage rooms?

SPEAKER_03

One of the storage rooms.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, uh just stay here, mister Where is it?

SPEAKER_11

How far down?

SPEAKER_05

You don't know. It is outside. It's none of these ones.

SPEAKER_16

I can't see what you're pointing to. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

It's none of these.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Anything that's black is still unspeakable.

SPEAKER_16

Um, before I come wandering through everything, there is a dude encased in hard slime. Should I be dragging him with me if you're here?

SPEAKER_23

Nah, fuck that guy.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Cool. What are the odds, man?

SPEAKER_23

Where are you?

SPEAKER_16

Uh I told you I was at the office, I'm turning the corner.

SPEAKER_03

You turn the corner as you see down the hall, Tomanaga and Flame Wizard.

SPEAKER_13

No, it's not Tomanaga.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, sorry, uh, Tojuro. Flame Wizmon. See, the fuck are you doing here?

SPEAKER_04

What I'm gonna- Are you stalking me?

SPEAKER_16

No. No, I didn't think you were here.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Uh shoot, so okay. Is it safe to talk here? It probably is safe to talk here. A safe ish.

SPEAKER_03

Um I've I've been in my unit the fucking just You live here? No. I live in a fancy ass fucking mansion. God damn it. He walks in and sits down. I am s playing with Munch. Yeah, yeah, we live in mansions and stuff. We don't eat out of a cooler. Let's see, flame flame shut shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. Okay, um.

SPEAKER_03

It's temporary.

SPEAKER_14

Cool.

SPEAKER_03

What that's fine. What's your deal? What's going on?

SPEAKER_16

Uh so uh I'll hang up the call. Um this Sapatama apparently infects others, and I accidentally infected a co-worker's one, and then it got stolen from him overnight, and it's somewhere in this building, and he was going to look for it, and he hasn't come back, and so now I am trying to look for him, and it you just happen to be here.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Uh um. And I need help because without Wispy there's not a lot that I can do.

SPEAKER_03

Why are we pulls out bolt cutters, fucking hands them to you. Uh you take the ones on the left, I'll take the ones on the right.

SPEAKER_16

We're just op we're just opening them.

SPEAKER_03

Oh he just kicks the lock. Uh, I'm gonna roll his strength. Uh uh Braun is really good at Braun.

SPEAKER_18

Not surprised.

SPEAKER_17

Well, I'm glad he got through one.

SPEAKER_23

Uh well. He didn't as he tried to get through as- 12's not enough.

SPEAKER_03

Uh no, you can just get through. You don't have to roll anything. Oh, he's You have the you have the cutters.

SPEAKER_15

He doesn't have me.

SPEAKER_03

Uh as he fo Oh Flame, what are you doing? Come on, man. Step up as he Oh, watch out, I got this. As he steps up, grabs the thing, and it just melts in his hand as he whisps this one open as he goddamn. Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Sorry, I'm gonna open this one.

SPEAKER_24

Cool.

SPEAKER_16

Uh okay, I'm gonna get these like three as fast as I can and then get back up there to him because Flame Wizmon is being cool.

SPEAKER_03

Flame Wizmon uh goes through these two pretty easily. Uh you are in theory committing breaking and entering.

SPEAKER_16

I did it last night too. What do I have to complain about?

SPEAKER_03

You run back up here. What are you doing?

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_03

I take the top, you take the bottom.

SPEAKER_16

You said left and right.

SPEAKER_12

I did I changed my mind.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, do you want me to get these two attention to-that's left? Fine, sure!

SPEAKER_12

That is fine! Sure!

SPEAKER_05

God damn fucking shelving goddamn couch!

SPEAKER_17

Okay, but open this big one.

SPEAKER_03

Go you open it as there is just books and things in the world. Oh, that's so cool! You wanna go that one or the other one to the other side? Oh, big ones are more likely to be a problem, you think, as well.

SPEAKER_16

Also there's I thought the door for this what that one was at the top. Yeah. Yeah. The big ones are more likely to be a problem, I think. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh you're more likely to get jumped if there is more than one thing on a big one.

SPEAKER_16

I mean, I but he told me to open these ones. I guess I could save the big ones until when he comes back and just assume that he will try not to get me killed. Okay. We'll just bypass those for right now. I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. Can I open some more? He's going through them. Yeah. Uh which ones are you opening?

SPEAKER_16

I'm gonna try to get some of this aisle. Is he continuing?

SPEAKER_03

Actually, whilst you're here, can you roll me a perception check? Uh back over here.

SPEAKER_16

So grit?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, grit.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. You do hear something in this one.

SPEAKER_16

What does it sound like?

SPEAKER_03

You hear you also hear something coming from this one.

SPEAKER_08

It's a lot less heavy sounding, but you do hear like a this one sounds like there's like just all the time.

SPEAKER_17

Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and make that sad wine and like run around the corner.

SPEAKER_04

What? What's going on?

SPEAKER_16

Uh, I think I figured out where the slime things are.

SPEAKER_03

I still let's see. Okay. Uh the fuck's a slime thing at?

SPEAKER_16

Uh down here. Probably.

SPEAKER_03

Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Like they sound like slime things. I wish Whisby was still here.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it hurt. Cool. Something as you are down here, you see uh Tojira up there as he. Right, well, we'll uh you hear a as something bursts out of this room here. Let's see. Oh Jesus, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_09

Is this like before I turned the corner when we were still like here?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Okay. When you were there. Okay. As Tojiro and Flame Wizmon heat turns and see. Alright, fuck! Find find your goddamn Digimon!

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Open thing, open thing.

SPEAKER_03

Open that thing.

SPEAKER_16

What is that? Is it some really cool outfitter along the back wall, not a Digimon, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh this one up. Now I'm gonna roll into initiative.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, and this do I go into initiative to open these things as well?

SPEAKER_03

Uh yes, you're gonna have to run the initiative as well.

SPEAKER_13

Alright, click on nothing.

SPEAKER_14

Click on initiative. Oh I can't believe he lives here. I just expected him not to answer the whole.

SPEAKER_03

As birth uh as I might as well reveal this one.

SPEAKER_16

I still don't know why we're ignoring that guy in the office.

SPEAKER_03

Uh cool. Uh can one so flame wismon is going to just start opening fire uh on this one. I'm gonna ask, are you gonna try and get involved in their fight here?

SPEAKER_16

I am opening these things as fast as I can because if I can find wispy, then yes. But if I can't find wispy, then there's not much I can do.

SPEAKER_03

You're not wrong. Alright, I guess I will roll a check. He's gonna do a brain check to open fi uh grit check to open fire.

SPEAKER_16

I mean, I can't really Oh wait.

SPEAKER_03

Um He's gonna use his Crimson Sigil Burst or Signature, uh Tresplacing Runes on the air before detonating it. Contain explosion that scorches enemies without harming allies. Oh nice. It just blows up. Uh what does he have? He has extra minor wounds. He has Ooh, it's following Once per scene, add an extra roll of the dice falling. Yeah, he's got signature move.

SPEAKER_19

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_03

That's cool.

SPEAKER_19

That is cool.

SPEAKER_03

And he's got some cool ones. Cause he's got uh he's got signature move and he's got double down.

SPEAKER_09

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Um. So he can roll that again. Oh wow. Uh, and he can roll it one more time and add it together.

SPEAKER_16

And he's getting a bonus from Tojiro as well? Where is Trojiro still using his action?

SPEAKER_03

He's getting a bonus from Tojiro, which is a plus three. Okay.

SPEAKER_15

I'll see him as line.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, he's a rookie as well. 31 plus 30. I'll extra roll of size fall on your initial one. I both toe. So that is a 61. As you watch fire. Oh, sorry, 61 plus three, so 64. Uh, I'm gonna roll Numamon X's thing. You see uh Tojiro as Flame Mon starts going is a little like steps back and just roll me a grit. Let's see if you can gather what's going on in Tojiro's head.

SPEAKER_16

Sure. Uh yeah, 12.

SPEAKER_03

12? A little bit of fear towards Flame Wiz, but he's very like hesitant. Uh you can take a token, but um, that fails. That is more than 10, so Numamon's going to take two fucking wounds. Uh thankfully he's got injury uh injury fucking resistant. Because otherwise he would be dead.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, I wanna do something stupid for flavor.

SPEAKER_03

Sure.

SPEAKER_16

While this whole thing is going on, since it's well established that I think Flame Wizmon is fantastic, I've gonna actually take that picture that's gonna last longer. So I'll like pause, take out my Sapatama, snap a picture of it away.

SPEAKER_03

You goddamn fan.

SPEAKER_17

Uh is that you or did Tochiro see me do that?

SPEAKER_22

Oh Jesus.

SPEAKER_16

I don't think so. He was staring at his Digimon.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. He's not. Tojiro doesn't notice you, is he just sits there and say, Motherfucker. Stop! Uh, cool. Alright. I'm gonna say that's Candleman's thing.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Uh Shelby, you are uh How many of these can I open in a round if I'm using my full action economy movement everything to just open move open? Whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Gonna say three, but at the same time you should use this wisely, because obviously like you know where some noises come from.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh you don't know where other things are though. Oh okay, okay.

SPEAKER_16

Um are you smart enough to think of that or are you freaking out right now? Alright. Okay, we're gonna open this one in front of us. Uh I'm gonna open like two! Okay, now. Do I wanna get too far down? Because I know there's some of those things over there, and then we'll be separated. Um I'm gonna use my movement to instead of opening more things, to just like get down here and look around the corners. There's still nothing coming from this hallway. Is it still clear?

SPEAKER_22

No. Seems clear.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. I will just tiny ones. Should I have been looking at the tiny ones the whole time?

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_16

Do I want to open another one or not? I think no. Because if there were monsters in there, then I've gotten us flanked and I can't do anything to to deal with it. Which, like, was true with the previous two of them, but like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_14

I think we'll I think we'll stop it too.

SPEAKER_03

See. You know what? I already know Tojuro here. I'm gonna take back that three. Alright, um, that's your turn?

SPEAKER_08

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, Tojuro is up. He runs in and punches the fucking goo. He's gonna throw hands with Digimon.

SPEAKER_18

I don't recommend this.

SPEAKER_05

He does a minor wound to the thing.

SPEAKER_09

Well, that's great.

SPEAKER_05

As you hear, yeah, Tojiro, get him!

SPEAKER_01

Get the guy! What?

SPEAKER_06

That's my team. Right there!

SPEAKER_01

Me and Tojuro, we are the team to end all teams.

SPEAKER_04

We are pausing in the middle of this fight to talk to me. It is Luka Monster. How great we are.

SPEAKER_25

We are so cool, Tojo. I don't think anything could tear us apart.

SPEAKER_03

Not anything ever. This thing's gonna try and swallow uh Flame Wizmon.

SPEAKER_17

It's why is it gonna try to swallow Flame Wizmon when it has a nice source of E-pulse right here?

SPEAKER_03

Doesn't give a fuck about the E Pulse. It gives a fuck about the Digimon that nearly killed it.

SPEAKER_18

Okay, well that's Varagus.

SPEAKER_03

Flame Wizmon sits there, sees it coming. Flame Wizmon is fantastic, but he is what would be considered in DD terms.

SPEAKER_18

A glass cannon?

SPEAKER_03

A glass cannon. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_16

Uh-oh. Wait, wait, wait. Uh. Does he have to roll to attack? Does Numamon have to roll to attack?

SPEAKER_03

Yep, Numamon did. He rolled 21. Oh, sorry, I whispered it. Okay.

SPEAKER_16

I wanna use this.

SPEAKER_03

Do you want me to re-roll?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Even with 14, it still hits. Still does one major, which equates to two minors for uh fucking It's at least not over by 10 plus anymore. No. Wayne Wizmon uh has one oh has the four miners, but does not have anything for majors.

SPEAKER_26

All right.

SPEAKER_14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. Uh it is Candlemon's turn again, uh, which is i I say Candleman, but it's that's the rookie form, yeah. Yeah, he he stays in his champion. Right. Uh he's gonna. He's so close that it's not gonna be easy. He's gonna try and brains it up as as he's uh as he's being attacked, he's gonna try and like light himself on fire. So brains, he's gonna do another signature to give himself a plus three. Uh 32, wow.

SPEAKER_10

Now run!

SPEAKER_03

Damn. Numon X uh will roll its durability. 22, that is a major, which is two minus. So Numon X taking a hit. Uh but that's their turn.

SPEAKER_26

Uh shabby.

SPEAKER_11

He just stays there.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, he's gonna run. He ha! Ha!

SPEAKER_03

I must separate! What I was gonna say! Oh this is cool. This is really cool. Look at this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

He starts playing pinball.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, great, cool.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, I'm gonna um just yeah.

SPEAKER_16

You got time. It's probably fine. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

He's zoned out. He is just playing pinball. He's forgotten about Numamon X, he's forgotten about Tojiro. He is just in the zone.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, since these ones are smaller. Can I open more than three? You can say no, but I have to ask.

SPEAKER_26

No.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, open this one. This one. This one. Hiding in the closets, they're not hiding the wispy! I could actually just yell.

SPEAKER_03

You hear something cry out this way. Muffled.

SPEAKER_16

In the noisy rooms? Slimy room? How far can I get with the movement I still have? Okay, I started here.

SPEAKER_24

Here.

SPEAKER_16

There.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah?

SPEAKER_16

Okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, Tojuro's gonna take a turn as he Oh Whismar! Whismar, what are you doing? He's playing Penball! Yeah, of of uh yeah, sure. Whatever you wanna do. See, god damn it! As he punches on X again. This time it doesn't go so well. That's above five, so that is uh Was it five or ten? We have the rules for it.

SPEAKER_16

We do have the rules for it. I think I used my ability l was it last round?

SPEAKER_26

Last round.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I'm gonna use it again now. Just in case I'll spend another token.

SPEAKER_03

So it's not above five, so no rebound attack. Uh Numon X is going to try and plant Tojiro, though. Uh which Tojuro might not have a good day today. Yeah. He's gonna try and bronze it. Oh! Tojuro! This thing comes in with a punch, and Tojuro meets its punch with a punch, nullifying the punch. Tork. Let's see. Wizard mod!

SPEAKER_04

Gotta work!

SPEAKER_03

Let's see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but okay.

SPEAKER_09

You ready for the rally rules?

SPEAKER_16

Sure. The revised rally rules are we beat a check by 10, then you get to make a counterattack. And for a second rally, they have to beat it by 15. Because we started at five, but it was too much.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Uh I'm gonna roll a grit check for Flame Wizmon to get back in the fight. Nope! Gosh. With how high his stat is, I'm gonna call that a failure. As he is just playing pinball. Shelby, you are up.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. This is technically further than I can run. Will you allow it anyway?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, you said this was where the muffled scream was.

SPEAKER_03

There's something it was the Well, you said something was the scream came from this area. So it's one of these two.

SPEAKER_10

Are you here somewhere? I'm gonna listen.

SPEAKER_03

Uh that will take your entire time.

SPEAKER_16

The light response. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_18

Uh this was the quieter of the two rooms, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

There's monsters on both of these. Blade was Mon is not participating. If I open the wrong door, I'm screwed.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe. Maybe you're doing well.

SPEAKER_16

I I think I have to wait for a response. Cause if I what? Why are you laughing at me?

SPEAKER_03

Yep. I just love I love the indecision. That's great.

SPEAKER_22

Okay, but like if what's the worst that could happen?

SPEAKER_16

There could be monsters in both of them. I've unleashed more monsters. Flame was one isn't fighting. Wispy's in the other room, and I don't have time to open.

SPEAKER_00

Well you just get the other room. I wouldn't fuck ya.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, fine, I'll open this door.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. You fall no, actually, you open the door.

SPEAKER_25

Guns. Guns everywhere, as you do, you also see.

SPEAKER_04

Wow. Mafioso black Numimon turns as he Oh okay.

SPEAKER_17

Can I run in and grab a gun?

SPEAKER_05

You should have run in and say hi, hi, hi, hey! This is these are mine! These are mine! These are mafiosa black darnoms! You can have these.

SPEAKER_01

Of course I can talk!

SPEAKER_10

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_16

Uh we can we could we could be we can work this out. Alright? Cause all you want is for me to not take your guns, right?

SPEAKER_05

That's right. No guns, and don't tell the other pneumons that I'm here.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, uh there are more pumamons in there?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's where they hang out. That's where they're they dragged the ghost boy and the boy.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Cool. Alright. Um you sure I can't borrow one gun.

SPEAKER_04

Guns are nothing! I you can't kill Digimon with guns.

SPEAKER_16

Who said anything about killing Digimon?

SPEAKER_05

You're gonna kill the human that's in the Okay!

SPEAKER_04

Let me get you one gun. He hands you a shotgun. That will be one Digital. I don't have any You know what I gun back to.

SPEAKER_17

How about we just shut this door and then the other Pneuma Mons don't know, okay?

SPEAKER_05

Sounds like a great deal, unless you got another deal for a mafioso black dawn numamon.

SPEAKER_17

I'll try to find a digital and come back to you.

SPEAKER_05

Okay! Well then I'll see you then.

SPEAKER_03

So he jumps up his teeth, grabbing the thing as it slowly comes down.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, okay, okay, alright.

SPEAKER_26

Alright.

SPEAKER_18

Can I get there?

SPEAKER_26

I'll allow you to get there.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_18

Okay, I'll I'm gonna go open the other door.

SPEAKER_03

You open the other door as it flies open, you hear as looking up at you, you see first of all, two things as they Oh no!

SPEAKER_01

She's here to take away what we stole! Get her, brother!

SPEAKER_16

Get her Is Wispy restrained? Sorry. Oh yes.

SPEAKER_03

Wispy is currently restrained. Uh he's in like in a gooey chrysalis. Uh as Sobey is essentially plastered to the wall with this goo stuff.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh as he was uh these ones will be entering the initiative tracker. Let me throw them down.

SPEAKER_19

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Oh, well, I can only put them as one, so that's fine.

SPEAKER_14

They can move together, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Uh alright. Um Shelby, that's your turn. Tojuro stands there and see, Joey!

SPEAKER_18

Joey, I really freaking, where are you, Koji? My Digimon, but it's it's gonna take a minute!

SPEAKER_25

Give a Digimon!

SPEAKER_11

No we kinda need him!

SPEAKER_25

Saju, I'm kicking ass! As it stops as he Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, that because so that was over 10.

SPEAKER_18

I love that he's shouting, I'm kicking ass, and then this happens.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, that's enough. Uh he now needs real durability. He's pretty durable. I hope so. That's his best tra Oh second best. Uh not good. Not good as it slams into him. Uh he takes uh he takes a good fucking injury level there. Thankfully he has uh he's still got multiple mages.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh however that is more than 10 over? No, that's yeah, that's good. It's not more than 10 over.

SPEAKER_19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Well, it's more than 10, it's not more than 15. Oh wait, yes it is. 29 to 25 over.

SPEAKER_19

Oh yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_03

He's gonna have to roll another versus check here. Oh no, no, the rally is back and forth.

SPEAKER_16

The rally is back and forth. Um so no.

SPEAKER_03

Nothing thing. Uh it is more than 15, so he takes two injuries.

SPEAKER_19

Yeah, I think that's it.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, uh, as he stands there taking that hit, uh, it's now Numamon X's turn. Uh, which is great, because I've just rolled his brawn versus Nummon X's brawn.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, Tojiro's getting a bit fucked.

SPEAKER_16

Uh I'm a have I done my I did my thing this round. I can't.

SPEAKER_03

Uh Tojuro is down. As he's doing smashed into this thing as he goddammit, Flame Wizman.

SPEAKER_01

Right.

SPEAKER_03

What's what's going on? What uh what was there? Alright, it is the Numermon's turn. They are going to move to attack you.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Um I'm gonna do both of them.

SPEAKER_12

They're pretty big, but they're not that big.

SPEAKER_03

They're gonna do their brawn checks. You're gonna do two, just give me your holy fuck that first one.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um wait. So you can give me your Wait.

SPEAKER_16

Uh My thing for the round is all foes in the scene gain disadvantage for the round.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

It's everyone.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Gotta remember to tell me that. Yeah, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_16

Can we, um.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna go do Kajiros again.

SPEAKER_16

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03

Kajiros. Because there might be a chance that he doesn't die at least.

SPEAKER_16

That would be great.

SPEAKER_03

Uh he still takes a damage, but not But not like the 32. Yeah. Actually, no, he doesn't take any damage.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

He blocks it.

SPEAKER_16

Ooh. That a burst doing work. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

You are taking the tokens off the.

SPEAKER_16

I am absolutely spending tokens every time I use it.

SPEAKER_03

Beautiful.

SPEAKER_16

Um, so since I'm a player character, I'm allowed to try to react before durability, right?

SPEAKER_26

Yes, you are.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, I'm gonna try to dodge. Well, and I also am trying to move closer to Wispy, but yeah, you can move close to Wispy.

SPEAKER_03

Why I can't have enough.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so nine versus their ten and nine.

SPEAKER_03

I Well, roll another one versus the second one. Okay.

unknown

Shoot.

SPEAKER_03

Two attacks. So that's versus the nine. So nine versus nine, they win. Five versus fifteen, they win because attacker always wins. Uh roll me the durability chance.

SPEAKER_16

What 15? I'm going against the ten and the nine. The 16 was against Tojiro.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, sorry, 10 and the 9. So 10 beats 9. Uh 9 beats 5. 9 beats 5.

SPEAKER_16

Two durabilities or one?

SPEAKER_03

Two durabilities.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. So the first one. That's a I'm gonna ladder that. Okay. Okay. So wait. Also, I would have failed twice there. So I should be at 10, and I'm gonna spend five of those. Ladder. I can afford to ladder that again, so I'm I'm gonna. So I'm gonna need the durability. 17. Or the ten. Now we'll roll again for the nine. Five.

SPEAKER_17

I've like raced against one of them, but it leaves my back just open.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, as they 100% move. As this one comes in as it as you pull um, pretty much brace up blocking it as you uh meanwhile the one behind you just slams you in the back. Uh with a five. Uh yeah. Yep. Take a thing. Take the thing.

SPEAKER_16

Token?

SPEAKER_03

Uh take a or minor injury. No, not a token. Minor injury, yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Well, I probably do also get a token for that failing, but crit check.

SPEAKER_03

Are the minor. Not uh can of wand. Alright. Crit check. 21. He oh god, right, right, right, Tojira!

SPEAKER_12

Thanks. Thank you. Goodness, you beir!

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I got this Tojura. 22 dead. It's rolling really good. Uh let's lose. Mumamon X is going to roll. Durability.

SPEAKER_16

I should probably just use data burst at the beginning of the round every round, huh?

SPEAKER_03

Possibly if you have the things for it.

SPEAKER_16

Nah, I do still have a token. We'll all go. We can all go disadvantage principle round two, then.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like you've got to do that on your turn.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

That's fine. I feel like that has to be done on your turn.

SPEAKER_16

I will leave the points.

SPEAKER_03

It doesn't matter. I've already I already rolled it at disadvantage.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah. Um, cool. So take the points. We'll roll it as that this round. Uh he takes one minor injury, which isn't doing much against him. Damn, this thing is tanky. Alright.

SPEAKER_26

Shelby, you are up.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. I use my ability, blah blah blah. Alright, I wanna get over how much of Wispy is exposed right now?

SPEAKER_03

Most of him.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Try to just give him my sapotama. He doesn't have a mouth per se.

SPEAKER_03

As you try to hand him it, he backs his head away from you, looking away. Uh not wanting to look at you.

SPEAKER_16

I'm sorry. Okay, I should have come in the first place, and I shouldn't have said that, and all of the stuff that I thought mattered probably doesn't actually matter, and I just need you to be okay right now.

SPEAKER_03

He looks at you and if a ghost could cry.

SPEAKER_16

Please just take my energy so you can get free. Please.

SPEAKER_03

He looks at you. Can you roll inside?

SPEAKER_14

Actually, no, as you sit there as you say, please, he leans forward a bit as he The feels are all worked up again, man.

SPEAKER_03

He he moves closer as you just hear for one of the first second time you've probably heard him talk. First time as he really looks at you as hey me. I don't see the head goes down, and you can see he's very much ashamed. What a role needed. He's uh he looks like he's disappointed you.

SPEAKER_18

The weirdest feeling.

SPEAKER_16

It's not that I hate you because you can't talk. I hate that I can't listen to you.

SPEAKER_19

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_16

And I'm just pretending there are not monsters behind me right now, and then So is probably not freaking out on the other side of the room, and that my friend from high school is not almost dying in the other hallway, but like But if this is my life now, then there's nobody I'd rather huh?

SPEAKER_06

Whispy Don't like life. Don't like whispy.

SPEAKER_19

That's not what I said.

SPEAKER_16

I What do you want to do? You want to face them together? Because we're just talking about what I want, but you matter.

SPEAKER_21

I want Shelby happy.

SPEAKER_16

I'm happy that you're okay. I really wish we could keep talking, but we probably do not have time for this.

SPEAKER_25

You totally do because Wispmon goes straight after you.

SPEAKER_16

Look. I don't feel okay when you're not around anymore. I worried about you the whole time that you were gone. And I can apologize better after this.

SPEAKER_03

And you see a ghost cat come up as it puts a hand on your hand and presses it down onto the sapatama. Do you have five adversity tokens? No. Cool. At this point. I'm not gonna look I'm not gonna worry about it, cuz I will say I have to. You've been wasting them.

SPEAKER_16

I've been spending them giving everyone disadvantage once around.

SPEAKER_03

Wasting. What a waste.

SPEAKER_17

It saved Tojiro's life.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Uh Wispy, he I'm going to. Oh my gosh. He can he can do it. You have two?

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Tojuro's gonna spend six to give you three.

unknown

Why?

SPEAKER_03

Because at this point he understands what happens when a Digimon Digivolves.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so we're spending all five of them right now, so zero. Right?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. We're spending all five. We're gonna come down here. As you press it, golden light emanates from Wispy. Because as you stand there, uh coming forth. Rising up. I'd like to- What is that?

SPEAKER_14

What is that?

SPEAKER_25

As you hear. Oh hi there! I hear you're having some problems talking to Wispy! I'm Mr. Oh. I'm Mr. Whisperman's uh personal puppet pet.

SPEAKER_24

And I'm here to uh tell you how he feels.

SPEAKER_17

Okay, so the main body is still not talking, the puppet is talking to him. That is right um great puppet and what how does he feel?

SPEAKER_03

I feel uh Wisp uh as you know him, Wispy feels fine and dandy. And I'm here to tell you uh that this is gonna be okay.

SPEAKER_12

We can talk it out as much as you need.

SPEAKER_17

So meanwhile, I'm gonna click champion.

SPEAKER_24

Uh yep.

SPEAKER_17

And I'm gonna look at my notes about what I wanted to do when he leveled.

SPEAKER_24

See, since there's the story tell mom here will uh happily take care of it.

SPEAKER_10

Storytell mom.

SPEAKER_24

Storytell mom.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Story tell mom. So um things are kinda things are kind of bad here. I think Tojiro got slammed into a wall.

SPEAKER_24

And that's okay. Uh that's okay because your feelings are valid.

SPEAKER_16

I don't care about my feelings being valid. I care about him not dying.

SPEAKER_24

Well, if he does, we can talk through it all night if you need to.

SPEAKER_25

Let's do this uh story.

SPEAKER_17

His new nickname is story, is it?

SPEAKER_00

Yep.

SPEAKER_17

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_18

I love that we're in the same space, so I just imagine we are way too close for this first interaction.

SPEAKER_03

What storytellum gonna do?

SPEAKER_16

Oh, he doesn't have a new signature attack because of the thing.

SPEAKER_03

So his signatures would be based off wires.

SPEAKER_16

Uh wires.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, um can he uh send out like enough of them to wrap around both of these guys and then pull them tight to like cut through them?

SPEAKER_00

Yep, can indeed.

SPEAKER_16

Alright. We're making that a signature so that or is that a basic use of the wires?

SPEAKER_03

Uh that is a uh basic use of wires, but you can make the signature something from that. I was gonna make the signature essentially uh things like taking control of other Digimon.

SPEAKER_16

He can do that?

SPEAKER_03

He can attempt to. It'll be his charm versus their charm.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, versus their grit. His charm is a D4, so he will never succeed at that. You gotta boost that charm! I didn't know that was a thing.

SPEAKER_12

You were never meant to.

SPEAKER_16

Let's do the wires thing. Yeah. Because I am not gonna try the signature because it's going to fail. Can I hit both of them? Sure. Okay. What do you want me to roll for just a basic wire slicing attack?

SPEAKER_03

Uh brawn.

unknown

Brawn.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, that's not good either. Nice. Okay, um Also, what?

SPEAKER_03

Uh one second. I've just gotta check Wispy here. He is a vaccine type. Uh these things are weirdly vaccine. However, uh, he is fire, they are plant. Does that have an interaction on our wheel?

SPEAKER_16

Um, I don't know. You were gonna revise it, but I don't think we gotta.

SPEAKER_03

Fire fire trump's plant.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. He only rolled a five.

SPEAKER_03

A five? Cool. With advantage? No.

SPEAKER_16

Why did he have advantage? Because you're fire in their plant. Oh, okay. We'll just roll that again and then I'll turn that on later. Yep. Yes, with advantage.

SPEAKER_12

Nice. Bad.

SPEAKER_16

Think it's organ. Hooray!

SPEAKER_03

Oh, sorry, even they have disadvantage, but you know.

SPEAKER_08

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

As he sits there and immediately they turn back on him. Uh, cool. Uh he can roll me a attack, uh, uh defense, however, he wants to defend.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, he does have quick recovery, so or not quick recovery.

SPEAKER_03

The one that lets you do the thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I'm on the wrong that's Shelly's. Let's put let's put it on screen. Um, so I get to roll my response before durability, uh.

SPEAKER_03

If you have the thing.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um then I uh I guess we're gonna try to dodge. We'll see how that goes. 12 12?

SPEAKER_03

Yep. Cool. Uh I just need to roll the armaturability. Cool. Uh so the uh brawn does miss, but there is another brawn coming at you, which is a 9, because I've rolled them already, because I knew what was gonna happen.

SPEAKER_16

Try to dodge that to you. See if that one works. 14.

SPEAKER_03

That one will uh both dodge as he manages to win away. Alright. Uh Wispy's no form, Stan Zercy. Oh boy, uh, we might be in for some trouble.

SPEAKER_16

It's okay, we'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_12

We were not inclined to fight before this moment. Soju, Stanzerse, f you! I'm gonna kill you, you stupid big a big ass dung thing, whatever you are. We should probably nerd! Sorry! That's all you are, you goddamn nerd. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_18

I uh really wanna yell back. He's a nerd. And I won't.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Did I use my thing this round?

SPEAKER_03

Yep, it's already a blood.

SPEAKER_16

Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, once again the rally happens as he goes for a thing, it cuts through the goo, it turns and like throws its tongue at him, and he once again punches the tongue out of the air. Uh Numimon X is gonna go for the Digimon here. Uh Mz.

SPEAKER_01

Mizimon. Alright! I'm very fragile. Why did I come back? I should have stopped.

SPEAKER_17

Stay fragile.

SPEAKER_03

Uh he takes two He takes a full injury. Oh no! Uh yeah, it's Bub Five. Uh he takes full injury. Uh he goes down.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03

Glass Cannon is the opposite of Tujiro who Fuck Wizard Wizardman down It's not gone.

SPEAKER_12

Really?

SPEAKER_25

I wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, these two are coming in, they're gonna attack.

SPEAKER_11

Really?

SPEAKER_12

You wouldn't know, yeah. No idea.

SPEAKER_16

No, I was always the smart one, you know.

SPEAKER_03

So okay, seven and eight versus uh whisping.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, we'll go ahead and try dodging before durability again. We got a 14.

SPEAKER_03

Big dodge. We got a 12. Big dodge. Oh, sorry. Don't apply uh advantage to dodging. No, because advantage for attacks.

SPEAKER_16

Dang damn it.

SPEAKER_03

Only for attacks.

SPEAKER_16

No, it's just I clicked it and then I forgot it existed. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

No, that's okay.

SPEAKER_12

Don't worry. Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, so 10 and also 10.

SPEAKER_03

Still enough. Alright. Candlemon, I'm gonna roll a 1D100 for Candlemon. 16, that's low, but it's not low enough.

SPEAKER_21

Good.

SPEAKER_03

Shelby, you are up.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Great. Um I have to if I wanna give the bonus, I have to give my action to Storytellman.

SPEAKER_24

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

There ain't anything I can actually. I don't think there's really anything I can actually do. Um, I did get a token back. This is legitimately the only thing I can do to uh try to keep Tojiro from dying, so we're just gonna keep burning him, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Um Wispy is up.

SPEAKER_16

Wispy is up. Okay, um. You were built for a very different kind of combat than this, my friend.

SPEAKER_26

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_16

And yet there's part of me that's like, you remember the fan tale? Dice can explode at any time. And I'm like, This is true. I know, but doesn't mean they will.

SPEAKER_24

Explode, explode, explode.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, we'll try taking control of one of these guys with our signature, but I don't know. Beautiful if we can actually do that. So, signature move would be plus three, and then Shelby's help action is also plus three, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yep, that's right.

unknown

Alright.

SPEAKER_03

So it's plus six. You have to beat a five. Hey! Cool. As you take control of this one. Uh down here. One sec. Oh my god. Stop. Stop. Damn. He's an ally right now.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_03

This will only last until the end of Wispy's turn.

SPEAKER_16

So what happens now that I have control of him? Can he attack immediately or do I just determine stuff on he can attack on Wispy's turn? Yep. Okay. I make him attack his buddy.

SPEAKER_03

He's Okay. Let's see. No, what are you doing? Don't. We're we're breast friends.

SPEAKER_16

But now that he's allied, he should not roll a disadvantage.

SPEAKER_03

Uh it affects all Digital Flare, all foes in scene gaining disadvantage for one round, so it affects them already.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Okay. I guess technically he's still gonna be a foe after this. Fine. Uh which one was he? The 16?

SPEAKER_03

It was the 16 with the brawn.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, well, that's fine.

SPEAKER_03

He rolled a D twelve wait one second. He can. Huh. Yeah, why not? He's gonna do uh he's gonna do a poop toss.

SPEAKER_13

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

As he and slams in with that, which would make it a 19 attacker wins.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

One of them takes a minor injury. Uh Toturo runs up and is going to try and punch this dude. Uh he fly kicks him.

SPEAKER_17

Ah he fly kicks him. What the hell?

SPEAKER_14

What have you been doing since high school?

SPEAKER_03

He's gonna spend two adversities to get there.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Wait, does he have to spend two or just one because attacker wins?

SPEAKER_03

Uh oh yeah, he just has to spend one. Cool. He's got one left.

SPEAKER_08

Nice.

SPEAKER_03

The thing is on its last major injury level, but he's doing minor injuries and it takes it has four of those.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. That is Tojiro's turn. Numimon X turns. Pissed off as it's gonna go for him. Oh no. Uh 14. Eleven. Ah. Tojiro's gonna take another damage level as he is here. Alright. It is the numan's turn. This one has wasted its turn. This one is gonna go for an attack.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, very on what though?

SPEAKER_03

Wispy.

SPEAKER_16

No. Should attack the one who betrayed you.

SPEAKER_03

No, it hasn't. It knows that the strings are coming from the big guy.

SPEAKER_16

Oh 14 on flights. So I guess he's failed that.

SPEAKER_03

Roller the ability. Don't forget to take a token. I did. 26. Oh damn. Wispy ain't no bitch. As it slams into Wispy as Wispy just looks down. That's more than 10. You can make a counter.

SPEAKER_16

I need to start remembering to use his other special thingies. Okay, um.

SPEAKER_03

I would ful straight up, you can spam that charm thing and make that thing. You put that thing under your control, and then on his turn put the other one under his control.

SPEAKER_16

Which I didn't understand that, but okay.

SPEAKER_03

So if you put uh if you counter and you use your signature ability on the counter, he would gain control of this one till the end of his turn. Then he can put uh on his turn he can do this one, and since you would be controlling them both, you can make it so they fail. AKA control who hits.

SPEAKER_16

Fail their against this.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Wispy has full control of them. He could make them attack each other and make them deal damage.

SPEAKER_16

Well, yeah, can he can he use that to sustain control to try to get them to come around the corner and attack the other Numon?

SPEAKER_03

Probably not. Um just because of distance. He only has 30 feet.

SPEAKER_16

Well, yeah, I thought you were saying he would have them fail the role against the charm checks so that they would get controlled again.

SPEAKER_03

Not you can't make them fail the charm, but you can make them fail durability.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

So, in a sense, if you make this one here attack this one here, you can make this one here fail the durability and just take the damage.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um Also, I need to ask about this. I have to start using that. That's gonna count on the charm to control and stuff too, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Every check.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, we're just gonna start it now because I should have used it already, but sure, we'll go ahead and try to uh try to charm the guy on the left. So there's the plus six and then the d4 is not that because I hit shift.

SPEAKER_03

Of course it's a one. So that's why you're rolling like that.

SPEAKER_16

What do you mean? Why am I rolling like that?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I see.

SPEAKER_16

Because I have to add a 1d4 manually.

SPEAKER_03

I'll fix that. Three! Fails.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh you wanna hold it till you can get the other one?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, I'm gonna roll for Candleman again.

SPEAKER_16

Blue dot on the lead guy.

SPEAKER_03

Damn. Damn, Candlemon. Uh Shelby, you're up.

SPEAKER_16

What are you rolling for him? Is there an equivalent of death? There's that a death saving throw.

SPEAKER_03

No, there's something else that for wizardmon.

unknown

Oh no.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, um. Can I squeeze past them and get out the door? Yeah, if Cush can. I mean, I guess Wispy's controlling that one, so I have a chance of easily getting past that.

SPEAKER_03

Run up. Easy.

SPEAKER_16

Oh yeah. Um, you said before that dashing is actually triple instead of double. Yep. You sticking to that? Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay. So I'm gonna just run towards the other fight to see.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, cool. You run up. What's going on? You see which is the non on the ground. Uh, and Tojuro and this thing just going at each other.

SPEAKER_16

Wait.

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_16

Using my dashing as an action, right? Yep. Oh, that took the plus three away. Okay. Can you get me back 30 feet from the where I started? Because I'm not gonna take that bonus because charm is not something he's good at. Can you measure out 30 from where I was? 100%. Thank you. Perfect. Okay. Never mind.

SPEAKER_26

No. Alright, wisp on.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, and so I'm gonna guess stacking 1d4 means I'm rolling 2d4 to add to this now.

SPEAKER_08

You are. Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Well, it's really convenient that I took this without knowing how badly I was gonna need it. Love you rolling these ones, wispy. 13 on the other one.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Six. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Now when you attack each other.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. When you use all your signatures, that's a minor injury, right?

SPEAKER_03

It doesn't even matter. They both only have one injury level.

SPEAKER_16

It does matter. When you use all your signatures, it's a minor injury.

SPEAKER_03

I wasn't talking to you. I wasn't talking to you when I was saying my thing. Yes.

SPEAKER_16

Alright.

SPEAKER_03

I was talking to myself.

SPEAKER_16

Sorry, I'll fill that in. And then you cleared it back out.

SPEAKER_07

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

Did you give him the major injury?

SPEAKER_07

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

Why? You just said it was a minor.

SPEAKER_03

What? I didn't give Whisby anything.

SPEAKER_16

Why does he has he gotten hit?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, I don't know why he has that. He started this at full health. And he's dodged everything. Yep. I'm gonna take that back off and leave just the minor one. Okay. Sorry. So the mutually assured destruction goes off and it's great. I can't control that token. But I would like it to move along with me. Now I can.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, there you go. For those uh for those watching as well, uh uh and listening rather than watching, we have uh Storytelmon, who is a big humanoid sort of Digimon, still ghostly ever coming out, still floating in the air. However, wearing a full cat mask, his hood down at this point, and almost more adult human, uh, and an arm outstretched and coming out of the wires that lead down to a nice little cat puppet at this point. He also has like a cat puppet has a little vest and little uh little things done up. Uh yeah, he also is wearing a big hoodie.

SPEAKER_16

Right, and like a robe now, so he almost looks more solid. Yeah. Whereas before he was just a floating coat with a ghost inside.

SPEAKER_03

That's right. He's getting more and more solid as he goes.

SPEAKER_17

Or he's just becoming more and more possessed clothing.

SPEAKER_03

That's right.

SPEAKER_04

The next one has pigs. Next one has shorts.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's not a good one, Tojuro.

SPEAKER_13

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03

Did you use your thing this round?

SPEAKER_13

How did I? No, I forgot about it. I could retroactively, but sure.

SPEAKER_03

I don't care. Okay, I'll retroactively.

SPEAKER_13

I'll delete it.

SPEAKER_03

There. That's not over ten, so no reply. But it is no one's turn. Alright, Tojuro.

SPEAKER_13

Come on, mate.

SPEAKER_03

Right back. That's not good. He's gonna roll his durability. The 19 he tried and got so far, but in the end.

SPEAKER_16

Didn't even matter.

SPEAKER_03

What fucking Jesus man, why no one would say that. It definitely mattered. He did some big damage, but he does go down. Oh wait! Wait!

SPEAKER_25

He's in the adrenaline zone!

SPEAKER_16

Oh, he should be in the adrenaline zone.

SPEAKER_25

He has ten fucking coins.

SPEAKER_03

He's gonna spend. Oh I'm I'm a dick, aren't I? This is To Juro. Um, okay, so 14, 8. He needs. 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. He needs six to hit, so he will have four left. Uh he does a damage to Numon X, because that's what he cares about. No self-preservation on this match.

SPEAKER_08

Oh come on!

SPEAKER_03

Uh as for the next round, yeah, he can only get that to a 15. Oh, uh 14. Not even no, sorry, 20. Oh, 19 plus 4, 23. So still would deal the damage. He still goes down. Alright. That is Numamon X's turn. Candlemon is down. I do need to roll things to Candlemon though. Uh Shelby, you are up. I'm just gonna roll Candelmon's D100.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

That's pretty low, but it's not low enough.

SPEAKER_16

Alright. Let's see. I mean it's more um trying to think. I'm like, it's more important that Wispy gets here. But I don't know if other Digimon No, they do. They can't eat other people's eat bulls. Um, does Candlemon look like dead or just like really messed up?

SPEAKER_03

Pretty messed up. He's down on the thing. They are both in the like unconscious area. Uh they uh one more attack and they will die.

SPEAKER_16

I wanna try to be attacked whilst down to send E pulse to Flame Wismon if that's a thing I can do.

SPEAKER_03

And I'm gonna go ahead and move Wispy forward while we're you may take one major wound and your partner gains one major uh back.

SPEAKER_16

Oh so if it's not my partner, they still You can't bring up someone else's partner. You can't.

SPEAKER_03

Nope.

SPEAKER_19

Oh okay.

SPEAKER_16

Um I said wispy dash up your I don't think there's anything that I can do then. Alright. Um can I start dragging Flame Wismon like out of the way?

SPEAKER_03

Sure you can. Okay. Uh at this point though, Numon X is going to attack with me. That's right.

SPEAKER_18

I mean, that was kind of the hope.

SPEAKER_12

Alright, 18.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. I took an injury from my strain thing. Which makes it reset, so I'm back down to 1d4, but that's okay. Um I used Shelby's action to dash. So no bonus. And then the 1d4. So 15 for flight is not enough. So durability. And then a 1d4 for that. Yeah, it's true. We're a roll it. Wait, it's stacking. Is it 2d4 on this?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. So we'll roll the second one as well. Alright, so.

SPEAKER_03

Doesn't mat doesn't matter. You still take it.

SPEAKER_09

Would it matter?

SPEAKER_03

It didn't. It didn't. Alright. I take what? Take an injury level. Which one? Uh just a minor.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so one major.

SPEAKER_03

It resets your counter.

SPEAKER_16

It does reset my counter.

SPEAKER_03

I'm also thinking that counter thing uh might need to be you pay one to activate it. Because at the moment it's just uh, oh you just get it over and over and over, and it's like I think you need to be able to have to activate it, so I'm gonna make it cost one.

SPEAKER_16

Especially if like lame Wizmon got it and just stood in the background while Storytellmon was tanking and just went boo, boo, boo, boo, and now he's doing 64 because he's not taking injuries because he's in the back line.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, it's very, very good if it just spend one.

SPEAKER_16

Like to use it spend one token?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, adversely. Okay, got it. Alright. That's Numon X's turn. Uh Shelby.

SPEAKER_16

Just writing that down. Okay, um I'm so in a way to that I can't um Okay, great. Um I probably can't sneak past pneumoniax safely, huh?

SPEAKER_26

Okay Probably not.

SPEAKER_16

Then let's drag Flame Wizmon down to like this one. So he's like clear out of the way.

unknown

Sure.

SPEAKER_16

Um, I guess. Can we stick him in the room so he's like sure I don't care? Great, cool. Um I want to run around the corner and get to Tojiro, but I don't think there's any action I can take this turn. So I think I'm just gonna give Wispy the plus three. And then Wispy can roll the hit if you like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Are you activating the thing?

SPEAKER_16

Which one of my things?

SPEAKER_03

The disadvantage thing.

SPEAKER_16

No. As there's only one enemy that we're fighting at a time right now. But when there were like four. Wow. That's beautiful. Um after image.

SPEAKER_17

Len attacks, never mind, ignore that.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. You're like, no. Okay. Um, I wanted to do probably just drawn wires. Just to try to like slice. But we'll see.

SPEAKER_24

You're vaccine by light. You have advantage on him.

SPEAKER_16

Oh.

SPEAKER_24

Yeah, he's a virus type.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. So switch that. I'll Mac down here. Okay. What are we at? We were at 2d4 last time. Do I have to spend a diversity token each time to use this or just once per escalation ladder?

SPEAKER_03

Once per escalation ladder.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so I'm on three.

SPEAKER_03

Until it's until it like drops down again. Then you have to re-spend to reactivate.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um that is five on a D8. I have two, so I couldn't ladder that anyway. So twenty three is not enough. I love how you watched me do the math to see if I can hit 35, but you know, it's okay. I need to practice mathing.

SPEAKER_03

20, what did you get?

SPEAKER_16

23.

SPEAKER_03

So 10 below. He's gonna counter. Riley.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, that's actually a 14 because of the that's actually a lot higher than a 14 because I should have rolled a 4d4 on that. But anyway, um, Wispy is gonna.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you've taken a you've taken an injury. You should be back to 1d4. When? You took an injury last turn because he hit you with a minor.

SPEAKER_16

Why was I rolling 2d4 on that durability?

SPEAKER_24

I don't know.

SPEAKER_16

Because I rolled one D4. I don't think that one is not as written. Oh. Uh so it's each round adds another d4, so I shouldn't be escalating per roll. Yes. I've been using that wrong.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. That's what I thought it was.

SPEAKER_16

I was like, no, it should be. But you're right, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That high.

SPEAKER_16

You're right. I'm very sorry. Okay. No, don't know about that. So ignore those three d4. That didn't happen. The dodging, I guess, did happen. Um, I'm gonna have Wispy back up just a little. Hoping that Numamon is gonna follow him.

SPEAKER_03

Sure. Uh Numon X takes its turn, it's gonna follow him.

SPEAKER_19

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_03

18.

SPEAKER_16

Alright. Try to dodge. Remember our three. We're not gonna activate the ladder thing. 29.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that's enough to counter. Rally.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um. We're gonna 15. Yeah, we'll just we'll just keep using brawn. I will figure out how I'm gonna use the wires before next session after I have some time to really kind of process it. Yeah, that's not good. So we kind of tried to see.

SPEAKER_03

Uh why using the wires would be brains.

SPEAKER_16

I thought you had me all brawn to try to cut them.

SPEAKER_03

Brawn was trying to cut multiple because you called brains that it was just pure whipping from uh the lot of them. So you can give me a brains check here.

SPEAKER_09

Sure.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Similar, similar vibes. Uh, still not enough. Uh, Mrs. Shelby is up.

SPEAKER_16

I feel like I've been missing some of the tokens I was supposed to be taking, but it doesn't matter. Took those two. I'm gonna run around the corner.

SPEAKER_03

Run around. Um he's lying on top of okay.

SPEAKER_16

Is there any equivalent to the help action or first aid or something?

SPEAKER_03

Brains check.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Come on. It actually matters now.

SPEAKER_03

Well is enough to heal a minor injury, but that you need to heal three of those to get someone back up. Okay. Because it needs to deplete the filled boxes and uh have them essentially there. So you need to you need to take away all minor wounds and then you dip into a major once you do the third one.

SPEAKER_19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Right. Wismon. That will take her action.

SPEAKER_16

Yep. So no bless three. So annoyed I can't get people.

SPEAKER_14

So what else is that she wants?

SPEAKER_03

Just not how it works.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, um. This is really messed up. You stop rolling durability before I decide what I'm gonna roll.

SPEAKER_03

Well, he's gonna roll durability, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_16

I know, but now it's like, well, I don't even know. Where's what's the point in picking an attack? It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_17

Like, I just wanna have the illusion. I have a chance.

SPEAKER_03

Sure.

SPEAKER_16

Use your illusion, and um I'm just I'm not gonna roll the signature because it's not gonna win because there's a 29. Whereas, like, I was gonna try it, but that's just it. Okay, we'll just roll brains and see what happens. Nothing, I don't know.

SPEAKER_18

I really, really would like to get to roll first. Because this is really disheartening. Sure. Thank you.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, so that failed.

SPEAKER_03

I'm pretty sure that he still wins.

SPEAKER_16

It doesn't matter either way, but it's over by 10, so I guess do your thing. Okay, I'll try to dodge. Nope!

SPEAKER_03

Taking all the mina.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Also that's another four tokens there. Two failures. Another minor injury. You got it. Okay. Well, that was dodging. I haven't rolled durability.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Yep. Durability? Okay. Take a minor.

SPEAKER_16

I I did. But it's my best dice, so there was a chance.

SPEAKER_03

And then do it all over for me again.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Wispy, we need the dice now. I understand I have a dice curse, but like you don't.

SPEAKER_22

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_16

27.

SPEAKER_03

That is enough that you don't take a minor wound. Thanks, Wispy. It is Shelby's turn.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, I'm gonna try to heal again.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

What a weird day. Nope.

SPEAKER_03

Sorry, over ten. Uh no.

SPEAKER_16

Wait, over ten? Can I just spend three to get to ten then?

SPEAKER_03

Sure you can.

SPEAKER_16

Great. I spend three to get to ten.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Uh that's one more down. He needs one more.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Now, don't roll your thing. I wanna believe I have a chance.

SPEAKER_23

Sure.

SPEAKER_17

You can crush my dreams in a minute.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Now we're gonna try controlling him. Uh is it the smartest thing? No. Would it be really funny if I could make him destroy himself? Yes. Okay, hang on. So it's a D4. I do have tokens from Phalanx. So we're gonna ladder that. That was two. I can ladder this as well.

SPEAKER_26

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_18

I actually still have exactly five. So we'll ladder that again, destroy all of our tokens.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, twenty two to control this guy. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Control the guy.

SPEAKER_16

I would like to make him attack himself somehow.

SPEAKER_03

Not possible.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh you can. Yeah, mo uh Digimon are immune to their own attacks. Um to themselves. They can't kill themselves. Um that would be a time.

SPEAKER_16

It'd be a great use of my power, man.

SPEAKER_03

I mean It's fine. It would be a broken use of your power.

SPEAKER_16

I that's what that's what I said. You Okay, there's not environment. There's not environmental hazards that I'm aware of either, because we're just in a building. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make him move with me further away from the humans.

SPEAKER_23

Okay, where are you going?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, because I just had that nice talk with my partner. And so we'll just drag him down the hall. Sure.

SPEAKER_24

Uh shall we?

SPEAKER_17

You are Okay Back to first aid in CPR class. Eleven!

SPEAKER_03

Clease his turn. Eleven. That is enough as he looks up, looking at you all over him as he. Get the fuck out! Oh thank goodness! What are you doing?

SPEAKER_16

I'm sorry. You were hurt. I I healed you. I tried to heal Flame Wizmon, but he won't take my e-pulse. But he's not doing well either.

SPEAKER_21

That's because you suck.

SPEAKER_16

Do you have enough energy to heal him or not?

SPEAKER_21

Uh where's where's the goddamn?

SPEAKER_03

He's over here. Okay. Uh that's your turn?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Which one is that?

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um we switched sheets because I was almost gonna roll on Shelby again. Okay. Um I use my wires to stab him in one of his eyes.

SPEAKER_03

You probably can, yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I don't expect this to have any kind of stat bonus necessarily, but like it'll be great. When any if you're okay with brains, I mean it's a focused shot that's trying to cause a disadvantage, so I just picked what I was rolling.

SPEAKER_12

Nah, no disadvantage.

SPEAKER_09

Anyway. As long as you're okay with it being brains.

SPEAKER_03

It was brains. All right. Sure, it spiked the twenty-four.

SPEAKER_12

Twenty-four. Alright.

SPEAKER_08

Where are you? No!

SPEAKER_12

Jajura runs straight past you. That's what he can do this turn. Uh Numimon X is up.

SPEAKER_25

He gets his turn back this turn. He's gonna strike it with Mon because he doesn't see the guy behind him.

SPEAKER_17

I'm sorry. I'm just like still prona. Because like what Apparently I'm not accustomed to this.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, 29 durability.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. He manages to block the brawn check as he uh initially just takes it uh as Shelby, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_11

Somebody's so smart, you are so frickin' stubbed!

SPEAKER_25

Says you uh says you, dumbass.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_17

I still have horrible memories of trying to attack one of these things mice.

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_14

And I spent all of my movement just getting there.

SPEAKER_16

I I guess I'm gonna give Wispy the help action, but like in character, if he goes down, I'm dragging him back around the corner.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, for sure. Um, Wispy is up.

SPEAKER_17

Oh my gosh! Meanwhile, Sovae in the other room.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, okay. Alright, um I guess we'll just try to cut him again. Oh. No, I was gonna say, like, we could try to control him, but like that's only gonna encourage Tojiro's reckless behavior. That's not gonna solve the problem of this directly, so uh so we're gonna attack. Alright, hang on, hang on. I have no tokens. Never mind. Oh no, wait, I failed at flight. I should have two tokens.

SPEAKER_03

So I can Why would you have oh yeah, eight token?

SPEAKER_16

Because I have, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

29? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Let's turn over.

SPEAKER_16

Yep. Wow! Okay, we're gonna do the once when attacked for cereal.

SPEAKER_17

I'm like, just watch it be higher. Just watch it be higher.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, if he'd gotten like that was almost a print. Yeah, it was. 19 and an eight.

SPEAKER_16

Can you imagine? Like, I hit that and you're like, alright, 36. Thanks.

SPEAKER_03

It wouldn't be 36, because then it would explode and you'd roll two.

SPEAKER_16

You're right. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

22 will uh pass through, roll two.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, it absolutely will pass through that dodge. Maybe I should be doing that escalation thing again. Alright, 23 durability.

SPEAKER_03

He's gonna spend three tokens. He's had a thing this whole time that every time you use a token, he gets a token.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, I saw that one. Mm-hmm. Okay. So he just went up to what?

SPEAKER_03

Uh he's gonna spend. Well, how many does he want to spend here?

SPEAKER_16

He's the Not that I want to help you, but he's the attacker, so.

SPEAKER_03

Each time you gain an adversity token, the Digimon gains one adversity token. Uh so every token you gained, he gained one. I think he gained about seven across the thing there, because he had to pick a target. And he made it you rather than Tojiro.

SPEAKER_16

I appreciate that. Tojiro's probably insulted that he doesn't seem like the greatest threat, but I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_03

He's gonna spend he's gonna spend all eight. Okay. So he's gonna turn that to a 30.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

I mean nothing I can do to that except just take my tokens, cuz you just took a major.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. Actually this major or two miners.

SPEAKER_16

Oh well then I'll take two minors.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Every major is just two miners, if you have the thing. Okay. Every attack deals in miners. Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Um that's just that was my turn, so Tojuro is up. Idiot.

SPEAKER_04

Super kick.

SPEAKER_11

Wow.

SPEAKER_03

Tojiro runs around that corner, uh, jumps off the ground, and then just full uh missile drop kicks this thing through the face into the floor. Uh as it stands there, it as it shatters into a bunch of things, because that is the final that it needed. As Tojuro kills the Numamon X. And C stands there picking up the e-balls of the Sapatama of it as he motherfucker.

SPEAKER_11

What is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_11

You could be dead!

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but I'm not. Here you go, rookie, as he passes you the uh in-training Digimon. Thanks. You can execute it or do whatever you want with it. Uh but uh we have the Sapatama here that caused all the trouble. Now we just gotta trace it and find the person that did it. Oh, did this cry.

SPEAKER_16

Uh can I see that?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, whatever. He gives it to you.

SPEAKER_16

Is it Tojiro's?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's Tojiro's.

SPEAKER_16

Not Tojiro's, I mean his sobes.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, sorry, that's his soybees. Uh no, sorry. There is another one as he picks it up as he two uh tamers.

SPEAKER_20

What a weird situation. I will find you, second tamer, and I will kill you.

SPEAKER_16

I'm just gonna take the egg out of his hand, like Isobe's egg out of his hand. What are you doing? This is what I came here for. Hey! What? That's mine!

SPEAKER_12

No I beat that Digimon!

SPEAKER_16

But we need it back! Also, Hugh Late was mine! Please!

SPEAKER_03

He runs over and he's gonna miss all drop kick you. Oh my gosh! 15 eleven eleven he takes me on the shoulder, roll the- Hang on!

SPEAKER_25

Yeah fully dropped here as he picks up this thing as he Oh You want you want a bounty rookie, you gotta earn it! I earn everything! Look! This is mine and this is mine now.

SPEAKER_01

Let me go wake up my Digimon.

SPEAKER_16

He's trying to get you to do that earlier.

SPEAKER_01

Shut up! Go! What are you even doing here? That's oh dude!

SPEAKER_03

Go do dumb job things or something.

SPEAKER_16

That's a patama right there.

SPEAKER_03

Don't try and be a fucking sexy lawyer or whatever you are. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_11

What?

SPEAKER_25

Never mind. That's what you're dressed as, right? You're stripper or something doing sexy lawyer.

SPEAKER_16

Dude! Hey uh. Right, anyway. Um that's not the top.

SPEAKER_25

Like I'm crazy here?

SPEAKER_16

No, I'm not! You're dressed. I just I am not. Are you attracted to me? Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_01

Like that's that's why this is Fuck you! You're attracted to me!

SPEAKER_25

Um Okay guys, I think we have a lot of tension here. Maybe we can talk it out.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_25

What the fuck is that thing?

SPEAKER_16

That's that's Wispy. He digivolts.

SPEAKER_03

Ah, you need to get the fuck out of here. If Flame Wizardmon sees the Digimon that's bigger than him, he will kill it.

SPEAKER_16

Uh Wispy, can you switch back? Is that a thing you can do?

SPEAKER_24

Sure thing, if that's what you'd like. Uh I'd be happy to assist with that. We can get uh storytell mon right back down into his original form. Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, great. Fine. Alright, one problem solved. Tojiro, that sapatama belongs to my coworker who is in a the slime cocoon in the strip.

SPEAKER_23

I am a teacher!

SPEAKER_16

I am a teacher at a high school. Okay, for the love of God. Teacher the I teach art and music and literature.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, that doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_16

And my sopatama infected his and made it detach, and he is not a criminal.

SPEAKER_03

Teachers would be at uh would be at school all day. How could you be here? That makes no sense.

SPEAKER_04

There's a stupid- Tell me one thing about art.

SPEAKER_01

Name one art fact.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Alright. Cool. So I was the only one actually looking at your art pieces in high school, and you never looked at mine. That's fine. I don't know why I thought you would have done that. Probably because they were hanging next to each other at the contests, but like, you know, who cares?

SPEAKER_01

Fuck you, stop looking at my stuff. You don't know me? He throws the egg at you. Go away!

SPEAKER_25

He closes the door and opens it. This isn't my unit.

SPEAKER_16

I know. Set his bolt cutters down.

SPEAKER_25

Good! Those are those are mine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Thank you for your help.

SPEAKER_25

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

I'm sorry for making your day worse or whatever. Thank you for the Sabatama.

SPEAKER_03

It wasn't that bad a day. I got to fight a Digimon. That that's pretty cool. But fuck you, suck. In like because because you because of the things that you do. It's it's just a general science.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Alright, cool. Can you try not to die next time?

SPEAKER_05

Don't get to tell me what to do.

SPEAKER_16

No, I don't. But I don't want you to die. And apparently somebody needed to tell you that. So try to stay safe.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck you! You stay safe! Okay. Fuck no, God, uh uh What? I'm gonna go kill myself now! Don't do that damn it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah!

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. That'll that'll show you. And your weird uh kinda cool cat thing.

SPEAKER_25

I have no problems with it, but I'm trying to be mad at it right now. Also, your art is derivative of Fango.

SPEAKER_10

Thank you.

SPEAKER_25

Fuck you runs.

unknown

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11

Alright. Uh so um Wow, whisper okay? Right.

SPEAKER_03

Uh ghost cat thumbs up.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, great. I'm gonna uh hug him again.

SPEAKER_03

He hugs you back.

SPEAKER_16

Thanks for actually like picking me, I guess, because the first time it was just kind of polio choosing. And this time it feels different.

SPEAKER_03

Puts his head on your head.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, we're gonna buy you some more stuff. Not just silverware, we'll find you something else to play with.

SPEAKER_03

I know a guy if you need uh suggestions.

SPEAKER_17

We're just gonna talk to him through the wall.

SPEAKER_03

You go back and peel the sobe down. He is unconscious right now.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um pause for just a second. So do I have to collect all three in training Digimon? Except for the bounty stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

You only need a pneumon X.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, so I've got baby pneumamon.

unknown

Um next.

SPEAKER_07

Uh my possession.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Um I will go ahead and start rolling heel checks on him, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

No need. Uh I'll give you you'll eventually.

SPEAKER_16

Is this just like the take 20 thing where like you take long enough you get it? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, essentially. Uh also it is a mochimon that you would find.

SPEAKER_16

That actually sounds cute.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. Actually, it would be a baby one, so it would be Bubamon. A Bub Bubmon or Pabu Mon.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Oh.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Um So yeah, I will just heal him, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Uh eventually he wakes up as he looks up and see Shelby.

SPEAKER_06

Things didn't go well.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I noticed. Um you okay? By the way, this is funny. Oh my gosh, look at it.

SPEAKER_06

Are you okay? Yes, I'm I'm a little bit uh embarrassed, but I'm okay.

SPEAKER_16

Hey. Wait.

SPEAKER_06

Are you okay?

SPEAKER_16

Uh is Wispy okay? Wispy's fine.

unknown

Good.

SPEAKER_16

We're good. Both fine. And we beat up the bad guys, so that's good.

SPEAKER_06

I'm happy. Yeah. That's good.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. I'm going to sleep here now.

SPEAKER_16

Uh, here's your Saapatama back. Um, cool. It hatched a Digimon, apparently. Or the other Digimon ate it? Or where is it? Is this his Digimon?

SPEAKER_03

No. Cause it spat out another Sapatama. It's presumable that this one ate the Sapatama, but uh the Sapatama that Tojiro has is the real one.

SPEAKER_16

Oh okay. So Isobase hasn't hatched?

SPEAKER_03

You don't think so.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Uh you look at it. It is black screen now. It won't turn on.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Um which was something that happened to yours when it did hatch.

SPEAKER_16

Like at what point in the process?

SPEAKER_03

That was the last bit of the process. It hatched and became a fucking thing.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, but that then but the but the but the What does that mean he held the Pugemon is on there?

SPEAKER_17

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03

Just means that wherever whatever his Digimon is, it's not here. Okay. If it's hatched.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. So I'm gonna try to explain this as well as I can, keeping in mind that I am not uh good at this. Uh I think when we exchanged numbers earlier, my sapatama infected yours. And that's why they were hunting you.

SPEAKER_07

And digital STD. Uh continue.

SPEAKER_16

Please don't refer to it like that.

SPEAKER_03

What would you call it?

SPEAKER_16

I don't know, but I don't like the idea that my sapatama has like herpes or something.

SPEAKER_21

Does it though?

SPEAKER_16

I don't know. Uh okay, fine, whatever. So anyway. Um so then they they stole your sapotama, and I don't know if it's hatched, but mine. I mean I've seen another one get infected like this, and it hatched into a Digimon, and then the screen went black, and your screen is blacked. So I don't know if you actually have a Digimon somewhere or what, but maybe. Here it is! I just give him the softama back.

SPEAKER_14

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Thank you.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Um I have to go uh rescue a guy in the office. And then I don't know if you want to go to school today or not, but uh Principal Yamara was pretty pretty freaked out that you weren't, you know, there or okay or whatever.

SPEAKER_07

Um It's fine, I'm tenure. He can't get rid of me.

SPEAKER_16

No, actually worried about you kind of freaked out.

SPEAKER_07

So That's that's not right.

SPEAKER_16

It was a weird day.

SPEAKER_07

Is he teaching my class?

SPEAKER_16

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he wasn't worried. He was he was overwhelmed.

SPEAKER_16

Oh well, I get a free vacation day in one specific week of May because I saved you.

SPEAKER_03

You son of a bitch!

SPEAKER_04

Is it the 28th to the 20th or 24th to the 28th?

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

That's when I asked off. Oh well that monster.

SPEAKER_14

We can just pick different days, it's fine.

SPEAKER_06

That's not how it works!

SPEAKER_16

Sure it is. You take your time, and then I just don't come to work on like the 27th, and you can't do anything about it. Cause you're already gone.

SPEAKER_17

And I just don't show up.

SPEAKER_21

That's diabolical, and I I love it. Okay, well you might be my favorite person, coach.

SPEAKER_16

Maybe. Oh, and I did ask. Yes, they are fucking. Okay, I'm gonna go save that guy in the office now.

SPEAKER_01

Who? Who's fucking?

SPEAKER_25

People are fucking. Is it just fucking or is it love?

SPEAKER_14

I know he's not looking for love, apparently.

SPEAKER_12

I need to know more.

SPEAKER_18

I will walk off without finishing that conversation, but I'm gonna go back and save save the baghead.

SPEAKER_03

You go save the baghead. As that's where we will end this session.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

However, as we're rapping, we will have one little thing happen. As you continue wrapping up here. Nearby, watching this, a figure stands there as he hmm. How interesting it seems that uh the whole our little experiment managed to get away. And there he is, back at it again.

SPEAKER_06

It has been a while, Whispers.

SPEAKER_03

No. Uh you won't know this picture because it's wrong, but this is a man you have met.

SPEAKER_16

I'm scrolling through people in my head, and I'm like, okay, there's like the angry guy in the cleaner district that I tried to get to ignore me.

SPEAKER_03

Um stands there looking forth as he. I I best say that we must really work at this. After all, if not all, what else are we here for? As you uh this Digimon here.

SPEAKER_16

That's actually kind of cute.

SPEAKER_03

And his partner, the five stars. Oh with a new picture.

SPEAKER_16

Shoot! I don't wanna fight the five stars!

SPEAKER_03

Tagi and Kane.

SPEAKER_16

And that's where we're gonna end the session.

SPEAKER_14

Okay.

SPEAKER_18

I think this ended up being one of my favorite sessions because Tojira is adorable and I am looking forward to making his life miserable.

SPEAKER_16

But anyway, thanks for coming. I appreciate the support. Uh, if you want to send us a message, go ahead. If you want to catch us live, come see us on Twitch. But otherwise, I will see you next week. Bye.

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