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90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days Tell All Part 2
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Hi, this is Sam. And this is Alex. Welcome to Reality Whatever, where we talk reality TV, celebs, and whatever else is on our minds, including some of our own personal ridiculousness. Okay, Sam, we're here. We're finally here at the finale, the the final finale finale, uh before the 90 days tell all part two. I have a question for you. Shoot. Who's gonna get married first? Uh Lisa or Emma?
SPEAKER_01Wait, who does Emma have? Does Emma have somebody in the works? I forgot.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Someone's probably gonna walk by her and she'll you know get married. Get married. Or I don't know, something was brewing between her and Joshua's buddy Chris. Didn't she invite herself? I think like in the in the tell all, she like like basically, you know, hooked up with Rick, tried to invite herself to uh and forest and forest. Oh, that's right. That's right, I forgot. Um yeah, and then tried to invite herself to Australia. So I mean she actually I didn't hate the Australia pairing. I was like, you know, maybe. Um, who's gonna get married first? Who what was my other choice? Oh, Lisa, who apparently has planned her honeymoon, but she's not yet in the world.
SPEAKER_01Lisa's already Lisa's married two times over. She's married to her wife, and she's married to Daniel.
SPEAKER_00So no, it's true. I actually lost track. So, okay, so she's been married five times prior to Daniel to the women, right? And then there were some men in there. There were okay, oh, both men and women. Okay, and then she's still, I believe, legally married to her ex-wife, yes, wife, right? Last we heard, yeah. Yep, and then she's traditionally married, as you put it last week. Uh, they duped her ass into getting married to Daniel, uh, per Daniel at least. And then she's planning this new wedding of this guy, Ty. So what are we at? Six going on seven.
SPEAKER_01Six, seven. Oh no, it's dead this year. Oh, we my kids would disown me if they heard me say that.
SPEAKER_00We've come full circle now. Um, this is great. Uh, what if they married actually? I was thinking, what if they married each other? They could be like uh like a power wig couple, like share each other's share each other's wigs. It's terrible.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, the answer is too many times. So I'm gonna go with Lisa. No, it's probably throw another throw another marriage on the pile, you know.
SPEAKER_00What do we think about this guy tie and the whole this whole thing?
SPEAKER_01I think it's weird, and I don't understand why she feels comfortable leaving her daughter and going to live in Nigeria.
SPEAKER_00I mean, she did the first time around, so I guess you know, like that was what do you mean with Daniel? Yeah, she was gonna leave. Wasn't she gonna leave?
SPEAKER_01She was just like visiting. I'm just saying she never really did it. And this time she's proclaiming she's gonna do it, and I just feel really sad for her daughter that her mom's just gonna blow her off and go live in Nigeria, which sorry, but it's not a great choice all around. I don't think.
SPEAKER_00I mean, look, here's the deal the best thing is it hope or faith? Why can I not remember? I think it's faith. Faith. Faith. Look, the best thing for faith is probably some distance from her mother, and I don't think her mother has been reliably there for her anyway, with all the seven, six, seven, six, seven marriages that she's had. So I think it's par for the course, but she seems as supportive of this one. Faith has faith.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she does, and I don't get it.
SPEAKER_00I also in again in the history of 90-day lore, there has never been a successful move to Nigeria, um, nor has there been a successful move to the US other than Angela and Mackel. But I feel like that was a whole other deal, and that was just so many years in the making that you know, we know this this will fizzle out one way or another. Hot uh hot take. What if, what if this guy Ty, what if he's part of the scam? Oh, Daniel's scammering, yeah. What if he's like he's like Daniel's like cousin or something?
SPEAKER_01What if what if he was acting he like sold her the goat? The goat. Like he was already in the show and she forgot. Do you know what I'm saying? They're like, oh, she'll never remember.
SPEAKER_00Okay, kind of hoping that she's in the next season, but um, because I want to see her go through all of those those traditions with like the you know, the jerk-off priest and the Lion King stuffy situation. I wanna oh the goat, I want to see it all over again and just like what what is this this woman gonna endure this time around? I don't know how this will go wrong, but we know that it will. Uh he also looks young AF. I think he says he's 30 something, 35 or 30 or something. He's like 25 years younger than her. Okay, but then again, she did get knocked up, sort of, right? So that whole thing. Um, the uh the ectopic pregnancy. Oh, did they cover that this time? They did. Thank God Sean was like able to give us like a good web MD um uh understanding of what it is. Like it's not a pregnant. I mean, it is technically a pregnancy, but it's not it's not actually ever uh you know a viable real pregnancy because it's outside of the uterus.
SPEAKER_01But um, I don't know if this if this tell was boring or my ADHD was just ripping because I don't remember that. I believe that they had this combo. Are you shitting me?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, she had nectopic pregnancy, and she also had already had a partial hysterectomy, so fancy that. But she blamed it on the curse.
SPEAKER_01Like she was like, she was oh, that's why she went to the hospital.
SPEAKER_00Well, so yeah, so alleged, allegedly, um, allegedly, she got pregnant. She was and and so and she says on the tell-all that Daniel knew she was pregnant and that he didn't want to tell anybody, they didn't want to tell anybody, and so she didn't tell anybody, including Faith. And then, of course, the pregnancy, if you have an ectopic pregnancy, it's gonna show positive on pregnancy tests. You're not gonna know it's ectopic, so you're just gonna be here. You go, you know, here's what I think she's 55, here's 55-year-old partial hysterectomy Lisa, like living her life thinking she's gonna have uh Daniel's baby, which you know is very sad if that's what she wanted. So, um, you know, like of course, I'm not trying to make light of that horrible situation. I just am in shock a little bit that somebody of her age and of a partial hysterectomy can even, you know, have even the the the beginnings of what could be a pregnancy, dude.
SPEAKER_01Lisa, she never fails to disappoint. I mean, it's one curveball after the other.
SPEAKER_00It's one curveball after the other for sure. Um, although somehow none of this feels surprising just because we just know it's gonna be messy and hard to believe, and who knows what to believe. Maybe it's maybe she's just full of shit. Maybe she's gotta go fund me somewhere for paying her medical bills, and it's all just a big, big ruse. Who knows?
SPEAKER_01Who knows? Um, all right. Well, who who else should we talk about?
SPEAKER_00Well, um, Rick has ruined fried chicken and all upholstery for me forever and ever. So, okay, here's a direct quote. This is what this is what Sean says. She says, Okay, Rick, let me get this straight. In the brief time you and Trish broke up, and before you said goodbye at the airport, you met another woman and then had sex. Right. He's like, Yep, he's just such a dirt ball. We knew it. He's so disgusting, and okay, I know that we have this agreement that I'm no longer gonna bring up the uh said tarp, but Sean brought it up and asked him what we all wanted to know. And I guess he does reuse the tarp. So disgusting.
SPEAKER_01I felt so seen. I felt so seen when she asked that. I was like, oh, all right, finally, it's not just us.
SPEAKER_00You know what? She gets so much heat for not asking the provocative questions. I feel like she read this was redemption for you know 10 seasons of not getting the the tell any. This was like, all right, she's like, let me do you a solid here, or let me do you a liquid, I guess. Ew. Well, doesn't Forrest had some funny ones, doesn't he? Say, oh, it's like a slip and slide or whatever, dude.
SPEAKER_01Forrest is a character.
SPEAKER_00I just freaking character. I was really disappointed to hear that he makes what $780 a week or whatever as a pharmacy tech. He seemed very proud of the amount and happy for it. I'm sure he feels some degree of you know, just value in working, but my god, how can you live off that? It's not like he lives in you know Alabama or somewhere where there's a low cost of living. He lives in Oregon. Like I assume maybe not in Portland, but I don't know that that's even above poverty levels. So I do feel for him that he's you know working that hard and full-time and that that's what he's making.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but I'm proud of him and I'm excited for him that he's doing something else and getting out there. And absolutely, yeah, yeah. I think it's good.
SPEAKER_00Yep, absolutely. Yeah, so we talked a little bit about Lisa and Daniel. We talked about the curse, we talked about the pregnancy. Was there anything else? Trying to remember. Um, I mean, that's that was a lot, let's be real. Um, oh yeah, Stig doesn't Stig. Stig is like this voice of reason. He's like, Lisa, the curse isn't real as long as you don't believe it. Like, okay, Stig, calm down, calm down. He's like, Aviva, I didn't have sex with 10 people while I was dating you, you know, unless you believe it.
SPEAKER_01I was like, Right, right, right, right. It didn't happen.
SPEAKER_00We've got a credibility issue here.
SPEAKER_01I don't know that you're the one to, you know, set this straight, but he definitely does, but at least he was trying, you know. That was his highlight of the entire season.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I know it's uh it was a good, good, good lesson from old Stig. Wise old Stig. Papa Stig. Papa Stig Papa Stig. Um, so okay, so Lisa announces she's married to the or she's uh planning um planning a honeymoon for the soon-to-be wedding and soon-to-be proposal of this guy Ty. Um, she says, He's no longer my best friend, he's my love of my life. Go figure. I mean, again, not sure who falls in love quicker, her or um Miss Emma, but not surprise. Uh she did seem happy. She seemed happy. I mean, it doesn't this kind of sad thing is it doesn't take much to make this woman happy. Like, you know, she goes one night, Daniel's, you know, berating her and kicking a spider at her, and the next he's cuddling her. Um, you know, and so and then she's like in love all over again. So it sounds like this the the the the bar's pretty low anyway. And the marriage track record was telling. Yeah, I mean she sees someone, they give her the time of day, and she's like, Oh no, I'm in love. So I I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Well, I hope she stays on the show for a while so that I can keep hearing you do her accent because no man Jeff's kiss.
SPEAKER_00No, I know. I I hope so too, because I I do really enjoy it, and I'm gonna have to find somebody else that I can um you know.
SPEAKER_01I'm I am not worried that 90 day will disappoint in giving you plenty of material.
SPEAKER_00I'm sure I'm gonna have to do the nicki nicky. Ew, no, no, don't do that. We do get to see that again, which is pretty great. Yep, yep, yep. That's pretty great. What was interesting was that Lisa, so Lisa's like, I didn't cheat on Daniel, like she's basically like, Yeah, we didn't because we didn't do anything. Well, of course, you didn't do anything, you're on Zoom or whatever. Like, what would you be doing? Right? And and like if she's falling in love with this dude and bearing her soul, I'm sorry, but it's not a friendship, you know. And so uh the other voice of reason, the other obvious voice of reason, Elise, is like, uh, that's emotional cheating, I'm pretty sure. I gotta agree. I don't know. What do you think?
SPEAKER_01I gotta give it to Elise. She she was right, yes. Sound advice from Elise.
SPEAKER_00Yep, sound advice. And and she didn't have to yell it and scream it on the top of her lungs, like she did at the the the brawl with Emma at the end of the show, which was confusing, like why anybody is yelling over Rob.
SPEAKER_01But okay, can we actually just talk about that for a minute? Sure. So Emma and Elise are fighting, and Emma's like, no, you were cheating. I have the screenshots, and then Elise was like, Well, can we just drop it? I don't want to talk about it, and then I don't know, cut to them like hugging and making up, and yeah, that was it. I was like, No, girls, Emma, we want receipts, like show us these texts. Why did she even bring it up? I don't understand. Can you explain it to me?
SPEAKER_00No, it was it was it was confusing for sure. Um yeah, I mean, I uh it seemed like Emma shook the coke can for sure. Uh Elise popped off, but I don't understand who technically would have been cheating on who, because it's like Rob was with Elise, and then Emma was like, I'm so sorry that I hooked up with Rob. But then it was like Rob said that you guys hooked up after we hooked up. So, in my opinion, nobody was cheating on anybody, and nobody should care about this guy. So uh it was some I feel like maybe it was maybe it was a bad edit, but there was something something amiss. Uh you guys uh do the old uh look and look it. No, I mean, I don't think I don't know. I mean yeah, we need Molly to get to the bottom of it, apparently.
SPEAKER_01That's so funny.
SPEAKER_00Oh man, Molly, I can't wait to get there. Um, yeah. Well, why don't we stick with Elise and Joshua? Yeah, let's stick there. So they're back together. Um, and they make a big announcement that uh Elise is a trust fund baby. Just kidding. We all knew that. Uh apparently she's moving to Australia.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, he might have called that off by the end of that reunion or you know, tell all because the coconut went off again. Yeah, because she emasculated him, according to him, once again, by what was it talking about how she wouldn't share his money. Or do you do you recall he was upset?
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He I mean he he he handled it pretty well, but it did kind of make me sad because she alluded to like being under her dad's thumb, essentially, uh having to be a certain way. But I'm like, I kind of was like, and he's okay with this, right? Totally. Like, what is the bar? Like, what when when does he you know uh pull back the money if this is all fine? And like, can he please buy her like a shirt, like a proper shirt? No, he can't. Like, I know she likes her her her handbags and whatever, but like don't try to tame the tiger. I mean, but she's always saying she's cold. Well, she's always saying she's cold, so buy a shirt. You're you got a trust fund, buy a shirt. So, anyway, the part about him cold but hot, cold and hot thing. No, cold but hot. That's right. The part about him wanting her the or to be a certain way for her to get the money, that is just that's comedic gold because it's just like is he not watching? Did you just say comedical? Comedic gold. Oh, comedic it's not a word. I know that's let's put this thing right now. Yeah, comedic. It's comedical.
SPEAKER_01Um, yes, that is comic gold.
SPEAKER_00Oh, oh, so they get okay, they got tattoos, right? Name they got their each other's names tattooed. Yep. Okay, did you notice when she's showing her tattoo? I swear there were three other names that had been crossed out and lasered off. No, I swear. I was like, oh my god, she there was certainly some other tattoos there that she was trying to remove, and they looked suspiciously like names.
SPEAKER_01Okay, well, I'd like you to produce a receipt on that. So we're gonna need some type of screenshot, and maybe that will be our first post to at reality whatever on Instagram.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah. Speaking of, did we get any emails or um any uh you know connections?
SPEAKER_01You know what? We don't want to know the answer live on the air, so let me check that after the show.
SPEAKER_00All right, okay. I still can't log in to any of these things, so I feel too remember. I I Taylor Slash will personally email you back once I can figure out how the fuck to log in to that's right, that's right.
SPEAKER_01All our listeners are waiting. They are for your reply.
SPEAKER_00Absolutely your swift reply. My swift reply awaits. Just hang in there, listener. We got you. Um, haven't forgotten, or maybe I have, but I will again if I haven't now. So um, okay, so the tattoos. Uh I'm yeah, I'm pretty sure I will produce a receipt, but I'm pretty sure they were like laser faded other names or suspiciously looking like other names. So we'll have to we'll have to go go circle back on that. Um yeah, I don't know. There was a kind of a weird uh decision of permanence, I guess. Like, I don't know. What did she think about the tattoos?
SPEAKER_01Who cares? Like I whatever, they'll just get them removed. It's dumb.
SPEAKER_00I mean, it's not like she's gonna cover it up with a shirt, you know. Right, no, it's true. You know what I mean? Like it's not like she may as well put it on her forehead, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It's out there. She'll if if they break when they break up, she'll just get a tattoo over it or she'll have it removed, like the other three names.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, or crossed out. Either way, another bad decision um on her part, and just you know, glad she's gonna be.
SPEAKER_01They say the relationship to tattoo is the kiss of death. Now, I think it works for people that have been married a really long time, but I think before marriage, it's it doesn't usually pan out.
SPEAKER_00I think it's okay to go get tattoos together, but not like names or something so final, like matching tattoos is even a bit far unless you really love the tattoo.
SPEAKER_01Right, like get a heart, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Get a freaking heart or get a you know, nickname thing they call you that's cute or whatever. Right.
SPEAKER_01Um get a sweater so she can say she is she does have a sweater.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, there you go. Perfect. Love that. Yeah, get a Coke can, shake it up, you know. I don't know. I just it just seems like such a like silly thing to do anyway, no matter how much you love someone. Like there's way better things to have tattooed on your body than a name.
SPEAKER_01Agree. All right. Who else? Who do we need to shit on?
SPEAKER_00I feel like Stig and Aviva. Who cares? Like, yeah, I mean, she wanted it to work. She's obviously still upset about it. I feel like he could get her back, which makes me sad.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, agree.
SPEAKER_00And you know, I didn't like how kind of mean he got. He uh is all mad that she didn't respond when she was on this trip or whatever. But that just seemed like he was just, you know, like grasping at straws or whatever. I don't think that then there was anything um you know really concerning nor do I think she cheated on him. Um I just think he's just trying to save his own character or whatever. But you know he's a dirtbag.
SPEAKER_01Yeah it was bullshit. It's nobody bought into it. It was weak.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I don't know who do we believe I I believe her. I don't think that she was actually cheating on him. Totally no he's like a mini Rick. Yeah I was gonna say he's gross like Rick. He's just younger. But when he's Rick's age he's just like he's looking in the mirror at his future right yep yeah like so we're done with them that glitter suit that's gonna be the glitter suit and tarp are you know going to be handed on to him he's wasn't forrest like you got I I've got your glitter on me yeah no gross yeah but he says it like it's a positive that's true like he seems to like Rick which is kind of weird oh forest sweet sweet forest for us really shown to be honest in this episode like I just you know I just I just adored him everything that he he had some good one liners he really seemed to be enjoying himself the the the end during the you know coke can shake up brawl with Elise and and Emma he was just like I I I don't understand what's going on here but I had promised I'd say goodbye so I oh he was so cute he was going to leave yeah and I'm like oh honey that's not because of your autism none of us understand what's going on here like don't right don't don't sweat it was funny was he was like oh she must have Emma must have slept with Joshua which was a fair assumption given how batshit crazy Elise was popping off. That's what I thought it was gonna be about like so he was you know he had a good you know but it wasn't it wasn't and then he was confused and like so are we forest and we were hoping maybe you could get to the bottom of it but apparently you know apparently not yeah so should we talk about him let's talk about forrest and sheen Forrest and Sheen so we so we've got the $781 dollar paycheck um for full you know full-time pharmacy tech um and he's still wanting to work towards the K1 but he says he cries a little bit which was sad he talks about being too tired to talk to Sheen after work he says it's hard on his body I totally get that I mean he's probably standing and doing repetitive motions all day and then exhausted from just dealing with people in general even though there's probably less so dealing with people as a pharmacy tech than you know a pharmacist probably but I don't know maybe with coworkers or whatnot.
SPEAKER_01So he's super sad because he can't talk to Sheena after work because he's he's you know says it's straining the relationship but what really was super sad was that he says he's he hasn't started the K1 paperwork because it's overwhelming and that he doesn't have a printer and I'm just like okay reminder earlier in the season that Molly took him to whatever Lover's package for lube and like what was there not also like a UPS store or FedEx or something or Kinkos like you can print out documents it's not that hard but obviously Forrest has a hard time with uh whatever executive functioning to to be able to figure out how to do that and that is such an easy thing that Molly can do that's actually helpful and not disgusting and creepy for her to be involved in yeah like is there not a printer within two miles of lover's package I don't know it's uh it's figure out or figure out a ball it's figure outable it's figure out and so I'm glad that people rally around him and even Rick Rick rick had a little bit of redemption he's like oh I can help you with that and Forrest is like you know oh thank you you know it's like I I mean oh that yeah that's sweet I was like man if I live near him I'd go help him I think Laura says she's gonna go help him yeah let's not let's not let pieces of printed paper stand in our way yes like it's insane I mean is there not a printer at the Walmart or whatever the pharmacy that he's working at hello no shit no that's yeah like there definitely is right so but anyway the point being of course he can't you know he's overwhelmed and he doesn't have the the skills to function to figure out something like that and it's just so easy for Molly to be able to help him and of course you know she doesn't she's too busy you know hell no she's like sat i'm gonna sabotage this shit no printer for you yes no printer for you like come on what the what the what that kind of made me sad um yeah I don't know so what do you think did Molly did Molly turn up a villain or are we also questioning a little bit of Sheena's you know it's kind of hard to tell is she she's not very clear Sheena is not very clear with her answers here's the thing I just don't really think it's Molly's business what Sheena does with her money like nobody ever was like so how do you spend your money like do you do you know what I'm saying like it's nobody's fucking business so I don't I I'm sure she nah's just trying to like get out of this stupid ass conversation that's nobody's business. Yeah no and also every time Molly goes at her of course she's gonna she's gonna you know like get thrown off a little bit because like Molly's gonna come at her so she's probably just trying to diffuse the situation yeah I I would agree though her her answers were like I just want to be like Sheena say this you know like don't the way that she's handling it isn't the best yeah uh I don't know like because she was like nope nope I'm done with that but then it seemed like she I don't know I'm just like listen just say that's your culture and tell everybody to fuck off because it's none of their business you know I don't know that's right and also she probably doesn't want to shame her family exactly like get out of there Molly just let just let it let it be because at the end of the day it it doesn't really matter I mean it's it really isn't her business but doesn't even matter because they're not getting the money right there's no lie where she's saying oh I'm not giving them money but she's actually giving the money that's not but also like like Forrest isn't really bringing any money to the table so why does she have to well he's bringing that seven hundred and eighty one dollars or whatever right now he was on disability which he was on disability to cover the expenses of his life and he deserves to be on that but like you know he he's just not yeah what you know no sheena probably makes more as a veteran like just shut up about it I don't know exactly well she probably doesn't make more in the Philippines no no it doesn't it doesn't matter what I'm saying all like it just doesn't matter it doesn't matter who makes what and whatever they're both working hard and like he could be wanting to marry someone that was unemployed what's Molly gonna do about it yeah what's it yeah what's it to you and I mean these two are they're pretty adorable like yeah they're so cute just get on board Molly love each other so freaking much you know yeah it's they're adorable just support your son your son is so cute he could be doing so much worse in the world you know like yes no exactly pretty pretty benign and like also adorable so no i'm i'm i'm with you there let's get let's get this guy let's get him a printer let's get him some boundaries with molly and a fucking chair to sit down in after his shift totally we're just team forest all the way all the way all the way yep um yeah the the the back and forth on sheena's family whether they asked or didn't ask that was just kind of you know oh but then Molly doesn't Molly so Molly gets called out on um on her uh intrusive lack of boundaries when it comes to the the nookie nookie she kind of doubles down she's like uh even though sheen's like it makes me uncomfortable it's not culturally appropriate and normal here and ew like where is it is that the nookie nookie nook like no like because she just kept going at it it wasn't like oh it was like I heard I heard some interesting sounds and then the nook nook and then she she makes for interesting yet cringe worthy tv like it's wild that she was doing that it's kind of fascinating but just like gives you the ick so yeah no it's thanks but no thanks you know it's totally totally gross but then doesn't Daniel Daniel backs her up he's like I love this woman so that's what I mean right I don't know I don't know where Dev is and all this but maybe they're the next thruple no oh with Lisa ew I like the way you say nooky nooky all set actually now that you're mentioned like Molly and Lisa maybe yeah no those two could be you know they could be they could be head in a lover's package together you know um I will say I think I know that I we had talked about this a little bit I think Molly looked really good yeah she did like I was like oh her hair looks fantastic she's a pretty bitch yeah I was surprised pretty bitch yeah I was like okay clean up nice like I mean you know like when you're walking in 110 degree heat and humidity and your hair is up and I guess nobody usually looks pretty good then but she looked amazing so that was amazing for her yeah where is Dev though I mean do you think I don't think he talks enough to give him a spot on the tell all because you have to tell you what though what I did go back and watch the cringe car scene where she does the nookie nookie and I hadn't caught this the first time around because he's so quiet but he does get on it with her like he's not just like he's I don't know he's kind of like being a little perv. He's like oh yeah I love to talk about this I'm not shy about it I find it very interesting I thought that was kind of a weird word choice who else Javon and Annelyn you know there wasn't much in the telepart two they were in the part one of course you know heart heartbreaks for her and her loss they show that unseen clip where he says he got tricked by her by her earlier behavior yeah um but I feel like they also were just maybe digging for something because they're they're kind of you know happy old married couple now they look pretty happy and peaceful and they seem like they've you know they've figured out their differences at least for now so um yeah yeah I have a little faith in them right now yeah I mean can absolutely judge him for Parmesan feet and every episode I wish if I could have shoved that phrase back in my mouth I know your universe you spawned it so you know now it's out there and belongs to the universe so disgusting no I know unwell I'm really unwell I won't be going back and watching that because that was no never um who else did we miss anybody yeah I mean the part one was really the um I don't think there's anything new uh with uh Emma uh Emma or um what's her name um Laura and um beer can and beer can yeah I think they're they are there wasn't anything new that was you know kind of uh revealed uh she seems remarkably not super phased about the whole thing of discovering that the fifty thousand dollar debt happened to be paid off uh the gambling debt paid off with the gambling and not buying it you're not buying it I'm really not yeah it just seems like too convenient I I don't know yeah it does and the the exact amount and the whole thing about him owning the property again which is just kind of a weird thing to not have shared yeah that was weird that was weird and PS like sell that shit well that's what she had said to him of like well wouldn't you want to sell it to pay off the debt and he said and what he said made sense he's like it's worth you know I paid 10 000 American for it it's worth 20 now it'll be worth 50 in 10 years like maybe that's true i i guess it's an investment property and his his parents are living in it now which sounds to me like uh no that's that's sweet that's sweet if it's all true I guess like I don't understand who he owed the the money to like a bookie yeah the mob like I don't understand kind of you know it's just hard to follow so you're right it's like did he take out a loan and how like can he just drop it and get the hell out of there and then it you know it is what it is or would it be a crime like I I just I don't know I couldn't follow it but if he was able to keep the apartment in a way maybe it wasn't that pressing and you know if he's letting his parents live there and he actually owns property I support it good on him.
SPEAKER_00Yeah although he had some kind of falling out with his parents he he talks about how horrible they are and how you know he does not get along with them but yet he's living with them that I buy yeah I mean if that's true if all that is true and he still is giving them enough grace to provide a home for them yeah then you know point point for beer can one point yeah he needs all the points he can get yeah yeah it's like he just got uh you know a ping pong in the beer cup one point in the solo cup one point for beer can there you go there you go so okay so we end the episode with the shakeup the cocaine shakeup with Emma and Elise and the Rob fight um yeah I mean I don't think we're gonna solve this tonight because everybody's confused and it's really hard to follow but I think so okay in part one elise talks to um uh or Emma confesses that she she was hooking up with with Rob and that's who Elise had sort of been she had eyes for in um hunt for love and then Emma's like yeah I was seeing him but it wasn't a committed relationship and then Emma says Rob told her that Elise tried to hook up with him at a party like that was just a few weeks ago but then there's all the screaming um elise denies that it happened says that Rob's a liar and there's the receipts that you mentioned that are that they're brought up but not shared and then Emma's like well he has no reason to lie which I guess is true I don't know why that would it's just like a really really weird thing to lie about I guess like he doesn't really have a reason to lie um and then what okay Josh defends Elise and then later on Emma thanks him for it yeah it just you know what I just thought it it was just like a big loud nothing burger I don't know it was just this weird dumb kerfuffle show us the text like if you're if you're gonna bring it up show us the text that's that's my stance on it that then they were like can we just not talk about this okay yeah no it's like whatever then fine I know I know why or or like bring Rob to the tell all sure let's get him in here he's been on the show you know you know I'm sure he'd take the money yeah so it'll be interesting to see I haven't really followed up you know to see if there's anything anything there but I bet he shows up on some future episode um so they go to war and then apologize and go to the bathroom why do these people not understand that they're still mic'd yeah they're always like let's whisper in the bathroom it's a classic reality TV show tale how do they not know they they're caught every time every time it it's so interesting because they're they're filming but not in front of a live studio audience but they'll be like okay cut you know what I mean but then they still show you the quote unquote behind the scenes maybe it's supposed to make it seem like it's really you're getting the T even though it's all just part of the drama and it's all planned but yeah I don't understand why they don't realize they're mic'd and we can always hear even if we can't every time it's like you're taught like my you know my four year old used to think when he closes his eyes that I can't see him. You know that's cute.
SPEAKER_01It's like that though it's like you know I don't know why they thought okay let's just like hug it out in here because that was crazy and you know let's just kind of kind of move on so classic classic reality TV like just bust i don't know people never learn so so couple still just to wrap it all up we got okay Elise and Joshua they're back on she's moving to Australia Laura and beer con what moving forward despite the Cypress gambling debt payoff and the property sure um there was some tea that I had seen that he was maybe he called it off right after the episode um but I don't I don't know I I haven't followed up on that to see if that that is true or what his other plans are but um but you know no surprise I guess yeah uh Forrest and Sheena K1 paperwork pending printer hopefully they figure that out Rick it's a big obstacle it's a big obstacle and if Rick if Rick is the one who's helping him with it as he promised then let's just hope that he doesn't get lured off by you know fried chicken uh and another woman between you know the printer and forest house because the guy just you know oh he's just past redemption yep agree and then javon and annalyn living together living their best life uh Lisa and Daniel are done Stegan Aviva are done Emma and Ziad who are they Trish is pregnant AF by someone oh we never talked about Trish we didn't really talk about Trish yeah she's she is pregnant you were you were right it was not IVF um in it wasn't IVF anyway because we were just talking about sperm donors which is like not even the same thing. We bungled that but that's fine.
SPEAKER_00Yeah okay Well, she uh got pregnant by some guy that I sounds like she kind of had a one-night stand with, more or less.
SPEAKER_01Um, the pregnant the whole pregnancy thing. I listen, people can go on and have great lives and blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_00I wish that she was with the person and yeah, I want that for her, but she she did seem pretty happy regardless. And um, yeah, it was funny by the way, when she said oh he's from Australia, I was like, uh like it's Joshua or Chris.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that would have been amazing. But that would have been that would have been a real plot twist. Forget all this nonsense backstage.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but she seems happy, so happy for her. And you know, Rick is gonna go be Rick, um, go be disgusting with someone else and leave this poor young girl alone to raise her baby in in peace. It's funny because he's still talking about how he wants he wants her to give him another chance, but there's no mention of the baby or anything like that. So it's sort of like okay, like she is pregnant with another dude's baby, and are you what you're gonna like step in and father this child? I don't think so.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that was weird. He's like, I'd still like to go visit her. Yeah, I was like, are well, what does this mean? Like, are you gonna be the baby daddy? Like it's almost perfect because he didn't want to like, I don't know, maybe he just didn't want his own baby, but he'd be down to clown with the new baby. I I don't know.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he didn't want to, I'm sure he would have preferred his own to this situation, you know. And if he truly wanted to lock this down because he's afraid of being alone, which apparently he means literally, because between you know the airport drop-off and the bathroom, he basically strips the woman eating the fried chicken. So, you know, I would imagine he would have preferred to lock it down, and that would have been a good way to do it. Yeah, but we shall see. I mean, I sadly I don't think well, maybe maybe it's for the best. I don't think we'll see her again, but I do I do wish her the very best. Um, I think I think that's a wrap.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think that's a wrap on the longest named television series of all time.
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