90 Day Fiancé OG Season 12 Ep 1

Have fun with Sam and Alex talking about the new season of 90 Day.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Hi, this is Sam. And this is Alex. Welcome to Reality Whatever, where we talk reality TV, celebs, whatever else is on our mind, including some of our own personal ridiculousness. Oh, Sam. All right. Before we kick off with um with season 12, episode one, how's your week going?

SPEAKER_01 0:29

My week is going just fine. I want to hear about you.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Oh. Okay. That was a that was a quick back at me. Um, okay. So, you know, actually, you know how I've been, or maybe you don't know this, but I pulled my back out or whatever. Her needed a disc earlier this year, and like a little old lady was bedridden for just about a week. And it's a slow, humbling recovery. But I've been in physical therapy. And I've actually been going because I realize, you know what? Getting older, still hot, just a reminder, but getting older, want to make sure my Ellers Danlos scoliosis and Ashkenazi Judaism comorbidities don't compound more. And um, just trying to take care of my body and do the things that I would normally put off, but that I'm like, okay, body's catching up. So anyway, I go to a very niche physical therapist. She specializes in hypermobility and Ellers Download syndrome and sports medicine, which is like a very interesting combination because I like to think I'm still athletic. I still ride my Peloton, I still dream of riding my bike. I haven't given up on any of that. But you know, I'm still sporty-ish. Peloton's hot. Peloton's hot. Well, it is hot, hot and sweaty. But um anyway, I'm in there and I'm like, hey, do you have any good pool physical therapy exercises? Because we just opened our pool. And she's like, Oh, yeah. So you can get, you know, these weights or these things, or you know, she's telling me all this equipment that I can get to to use in the pool. And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, no, I have all that.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Does this end does this end in a happy ending? Just yes or no?

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Happy ending like a blowjob, like uh whoa.

unknown 2:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

Physical therapy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

I don't know. That's where my mind went. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

So this is not like a Shay and Annabelle situation in the shower here. Nobody's like trimming my toenails and washing my butt crack.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

Okay. Hold on. So, okay, so what pool toys.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Yeah. Sorry, I've been a little thrown. Okay. Someone's mind's in the gutter here. Um, okay. So anyway. I'm like, oh yeah, I have all this stuff. Love water aerobics, big fan of all the old lady workouts, right? And then I put my hand over my mouth. I was like, oh my God. Like thinking, like, I'm in a physical therapy place. I probably just offended a bunch of old ladies getting physical therapy. Oh, you literally said that. You didn't think literally said it out loud. Okay. So then I look around and I realize I'm the old lady. That's hot. Like everybody else in there is like a 20, 25-year-old male athlete, like rehaving their sports injuries, and I'm the only old lady. Like, I'm sitting here thinking, I'm worried about offending a little old lady with my You're the old lady.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

I'm the old lady. You know what used to be my benchmark? I used to think being old was when you're older than the weather woman.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Weather meteorologist. I think that's fair, but it's hard to tell how old they are because they kind of look, it's like you could be 25, you could be 55.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

That's so true. It's all right.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

It's kind of like Shay. It's all Shay, our buddy Shay here in uh this episode, episode one, season 12, Getting Married Era of 90 Day Fiance. We are here to kick off. How'd you like that segue?

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Uh, pretty good, grandma.

SPEAKER_00 4:33

I'm still quick. Granny still got it. Look, I've I'm no young whippersnapper. I'm not, you know, talking about anal on the subway, but I still got it.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Was that a reference to this episode?

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

What the hell? How did I miss that? Okay, let's look.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

It was easy to miss. It should have been front and center, to be honest. The producer kind of got in there and haggled a little bit, was um uh Kate.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Kleinfeld cleaning?

SPEAKER_00 5:04

No. Okay, let's talk about that. So we've got all fresh new virgin couples. I mean, I don't know if they're fresh, but they're new to TV. New to TV, new to us. Well, not new to TV. We have the Kleinfeld gal. That was a little uh surprising but also delightful moment. I didn't know. Um, used to love say yes to the dress back in you know bridal days.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Same. I don't remember her, but I don't remember anything. So yeah, fair enough.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Tracks. Um, okay, so it's like we've met five of the seven couples, which is exciting. They're all new. We've got a Pentecostal prophetess that speaks in tongues, which is awesome. Like every show should have is it Aisha? Aisha, Aisha, I think. I think it's like oh yeah, that's right. So you know, I just need to ask JT, Justin Timberlake, um, because she got her calling from God when she heard InSync on the radio. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

That was great.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Good rock your body. Oh, that's JT though. It's like this is way long ago. In sync. Um, what was in sync? Was that quit playing games at my heart? I mean, you were asking the wrong person. Quit playing games with my tongue. Okay, I look. No, no shade to Pentecostal. I I I I I looked up a little bit about them, but actually, I think you sent me a meme middle through the week that had her wearing uh a tullus, uh Jewish prayer shawl. It was like, this this idiot, somebody a tullus idiot, she's wearing a prayer shawish prayer shawl. Um I thought it was funny. I did look it up, and not super surprisingly, a lot of Pentecostal beliefs are routed in Judaism. Um I mean, that's surprising to me.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

So it was that's surprising to y'all to all the what shik's yentas out there.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

Well, I will say, I mean, there's Messianic Jews, Jews for Jesus, which is a very confusing uh thing for me because by definition, Jews don't yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

I'm not I'm not gonna say out loud what's the point. I'm just gonna think it.

SPEAKER_00 7:25

Well, it's just a little bit of a you know, confusing oxymoron. Um, so this is probably similar, it's probably very routed in like, oh, but like if she believes in the whole Bible, I don't totally understand how she can believe in the old and the new test, whatever. Um, I I did think the meme was funny. Um, but I will say of all the couples, like on paper, her situation sounds the craziest and the sketchiest. Like we've got Nigerian boyfriend track record of Nigerian boyfriend on the show has not been great. We've got Pentecostal prophetess who uh you know worships God and Justin Timberlake and wears Jewish prayer shawls. But like when I actually saw them interact, other than the um, it was like, oh, they actually like put all that aside, seemed, you know, if you can put all that aside, it seemed kind of cute and maybe solid.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Like it seemed legit. Here's the thing, they they look kind of cute together, you know. Like it's not, I I feel looks-wise, I could see them being attracted to each other.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

Yeah, they're both, I think they're both attractive. Yeah. I think the age gap, um I don't know. How big is the age gap? Do we know? I don't even know how old I am, so no. It's a fair point. I don't fully know. I wouldn't bet my life on how knowing how old I am.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

Oh god, I need a new driver's license. Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

Anyway. Oh my gosh, I need a new passport, girl. What am I gonna do? What are we gonna do? Okay, so all right, so we got five couples. We get to meet five couples. So we got we got Shay and Annabelle. She seems adorable. I like that they're age appropriate, and he's got enough cray in his life. He's got like crazy nuts daughter who thinks she should come first even when he gets remarried, which I don't know. I'm not so sure. What what did you think about that? Wait, which one is this? Uh, the Shay and Annabelle, the guy, the like the 80-year-old that's 55 or 25. I don't know. That guy's been uh through the ringer, but uh she's from the Philippines. He's from where is he from? Somewhere, some he's got a southern Midwestern southern accent. The white-haired like Santa guy? Yeah, the said the Santa guy, the boat guy. Oh yeah, the auction the auctioneer who also speaks in tongues.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Yes, yes, the one who like is partly in love with his daughter. Yeah, and the feelings mutual. That one, yeah. So true. He's like so true. I just need to Annabelle only has three outfits, so I just want to get her some stuff to wear. No, I know, no like he's like like my daughter, no, really cute and fashion.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Because if you actually take that small detail out, I could see why he's like he's got some charm. He's sort of uh, you know, just this larger than life kind of, you know, alcoholic, clearly. Um, you know, but uh he's probably got two more years to live, to be honest. But he I see him being kinda, you know, charismatic and somebody falling for that. Like I I could see them being cute, but yeah, you're right. No, the the threesome with his daughter is a little disturbing and the feeling is mutual.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Yeah, it's the they're I don't know, giving me the icks a little bit. Um yeah, it's just funny that all these women are fawning all over him.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

I know the one gal who was like, Oh, if he was single, I'd be into him. I thought she was cute.

SPEAKER_01 11:46

She was waiting like I I was like, girl, I don't know, go online, like go on Tinder, meet somebody at uh at the Dunkin' Donuts. I I don't know anybody, like she she just seemed pretty and he seems really smelly. I I don't know, but but I guess kind of funny.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

Um, she would that gal was pretty. But then again, like his, you know, his his um Filipino partner, I mean she seems cool, she's age appropriate, which I like. Like that. Uh obviously she adores him. If the first uh the first inclination she had was to clip his toenails and scrub his ass cheeks and crazy, like that's that's a done deal right there. I was so happy because now that I can't talk about Parmage on feet anymore from throwback to before the 90 days season eight every episode, bar I really you know what that like actually makes me want to throw up, like very literally. Okay, but what about the visual of um of Annabelle? Same, same, same because we're gonna talk about that.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

No, no, we're not.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

We're absolutely you know, you know, I will say he shows his feet to the camera and I thought they were those dogs were looking all right. Like that was the best looking part of him. Compared to God, like those feet matched his age.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

The the the body foot continuum was kind of crazy to me. Like the I feel like the foot was outpacing the body.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

Well, the foot, you mean the body was outpacing the foot? Like the foot was much younger. That's what I'm saying. Oh, right. Soft, it was like soft, and it was like it was like it was like he'd never walked on those dogs. When's the last time you said supple? Supple. I feel like I said it recently. It's kind of gross. It's kind of disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

I hate that word. I just after I said it, I was like, that's going on my no list. Yes, supple, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

Moist. Moist.

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Okay, if we ever had a listener, now we never did. Now we do remember moist sissy. I'm cutting off this.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

You are not. Okay, listeners. Just so you know, Sam still doesn't trust me with a final edit. I'm allowed to like do all the bitch work, but then when it comes time to actually giving it one final before it gets posted, I'm not allowed to do that. And there's good reason for that.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

You're a loose canon, okay?

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Moist sissy.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

See? Who who wants to listen to that? Coming that. Okay. Anyway, we digress.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Right.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

So we also have um wait, actually, hold on one second though. While we're on the sky, can we just talk about the ex-wife?

SPEAKER_00 14:30

Oh my god. What the F? Okay, I this poor woman who's gonna come to live here and be just running into all these like dysfunctional threesomes. Yeah, it should hit me. What do you got?

SPEAKER_01 14:45

She uh just like get out of the way. I I don't know. She what is she doing? Like, and why is she being such a she's being such a friggin' like tattletale, first of all. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 14:58

I it just Yeah, there's no reason for it. It's just to stir up drama and be evil. I think she she she and the daughter, one of those two, true villain. Oh, wait, which daughter? The blonde daughter? Yeah, the the the girlfriend daughter. The girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

Right, exactly. Oh man. Yeah, she's just listen, fine, call his ass out, whatever. I think she wouldn't be saying that if they weren't filming.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Yeah, it's kind of random and weird. It's sort of like get a life and move on, maybe. I don't know. Yeah. I think well, they weren't married that long either. What what he's been married twice, right? I think so. I don't really talk about why they got divorced either. I mean, yet. We're only episode one. That's fair, but I'm curious because it's like, I feel like you get what you get with him, like you get what you see. Like what happened? It was it the daughter, maybe, because it sounds like that they were not clear, like that was not a good thing. Like he, I don't think he changes. I don't think this man changes much. He probably is the same at 55 as he was at 35, you know, like he looks different, like but he's not acting different.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Is he the same at one schlitz as he is like 14?

SPEAKER_00 16:19

Yeah, but I feel like when you meet him, he's gonna have had 14.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

That's true.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Do you think he's drinking schlitz? Let's talk about this. Where was he from?

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Uh, where do they live? Shit. I don't know. Um, so it could be schlitz. Could be schlitz. I don't I my my kind of junk beer game is not great these days.

SPEAKER_00 16:44

But I feel like I remember liking Schlitz, but I remember also calling it Schitz, and so I'm wondering if it didn't go well for me. Knowing you, it didn't. You want to know what's funny. So I got back from a work trip. No, you know.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Okay, let's stick let's stick to the show.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Listeners, we want to hear from you. Did you want to hear my story about what was funny? If so, email us.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Listen, I've known Alex for so long and I know how that story ends. So okay, who's next?

SPEAKER_00 17:29

It's a happy ending.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

It's the only way.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Okay, who's Oh my gosh. Well, not the only way. We've got to talk about anal in the subway. All right, so we also have speaking of Katie and Josh. Uh I'm not gonna talk about her OCD just because I don't I don't know enough about OCD and I I I have mad respect for neurodivergence and and disabilities, and um don't want to make light or like breeze over something that is impulsive behavior because of her OCD, but I'm gonna say girls got a drinking problem.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

That is like I know she's like she she's like, when I drink, I have to make out with people. I'm like, babe, stop drinking.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

Right. She's like, I just don't know what I'm gonna do about this problem.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

I don't know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

If only there was a solution.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

Like there, yeah, there's no possible way I she could ever fix it.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

No possible way. Like, how about you like don't drink too much and then like fuck all these guys? Well, I guess she's just making out with them, but whatever. Like, it's just is like what wait, what? What totally that was so she wasn't like, oh, I have this like disorder where I have seizures and I don't know what I'm doing. It like it was like, no, it was like, oh, I start drinking and then I make out with a bunch of dudes. I don't know what I'm gonna do about this. Yeah. Dun dun dun. I don't know. Well, it'll be interesting to see that storyline. I don't wanna, you know, I I I I would imagine perhaps there's some self-medicating or compulsive piece that comes out, but maybe don't drink.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

It's it's not a terrible idea, right?

SPEAKER_00 19:10

I actually was thinking this this particular uh cast here, like it's like what everybody I think everybody's an alcoholic. I feel like everyone's an alcoholic. Nice. Well, what are you gonna do? Like, stop drinking. I feel whatever. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what they're gonna do. It'll make for good TV for sure because the the um results of them drinking too much and the impact to their partners is gonna be uh an issue. It's gonna be an issue. Yeah, yep.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

So yeah, we'll we'll uh we'll kind of shelf her for now. We'll put her on the shelf.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

We can shelf her for now. Um shelf. Shelve. I think he shelve. Shelf shelve. Shelve her. Shelf. Shelve her. I I think I think he what do we think of him? I mean Josh, I think it was cute. Like he was. Oh, I thought it was cute. Yeah. They seem they seem good together. Like I I uh if she can just like maybe stop making out with a bunch of dudes, um, then I, you know, maybe they could it could last. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

Yeah. Yep. Feels a little sketchy right now.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Yep. Yep. And then we got who else do we got? We've got uh so Marissa and Edward, so that's an interesting one. Um say yes to the dress.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Is it interesting? I actually don't so far, not super interested in them.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

I guess it was kind of an empty plot line. It wouldn't be interesting at all if she wasn't the CEO or CEO or whatever of Say Yes to the Dress.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

I but yeah, like my first impression is I like them well both well enough.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

But yeah, I guess so. But like do I need to watch a television show? I don't love, I mean, there's just this like underlying class gap. Like she's like, oh, his problems aren't real. Like, oh, he's complaining because a person was rude to him. Like, yes, working in customer service sucks balls.

unknown 21:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

Like, and he's doesn't have an opportunity to do much else. He lives in a poor country that's hospitality driven. Check your privilege. Check your rest.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Um yeah, I just like I feel like the the adult circumcision was supposed to make a splash, and I was just like, whatever. I don't know, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

Make a splash, make a splash made a split, made a splash of like blood. The blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

Oh yeah, it did. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

And then the blood, the blood, the blood.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Oh, yes. Yep. Mm-hmm. I was like, are you doing are you speaking in tongues about blood?

SPEAKER_00 22:12

I'm speaking in tongues. But I'm not, because I'm actually talking about the blood. Right. Okay. Not like talking about someone getting their visa application tonight. Which is what she was. I think that's what was happening when she was talking in tongues.

unknown 22:27

Right. Right.

SPEAKER_00 22:29

Well, okay. So then, oh yeah. And then we've got um, we've got, oh gosh, Mallory and Rashid. Oh, I was up and down on them, I'll be honest.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

Is that the one who is self-proclaimed white trash? Yeah, she's a redneck, self-proclaimed redneck. Redneck, excuse me, excuse me.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, you kind of I think she'd say it. Yeah, she'd probably say it.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

She'd probably say it. She'd also say, My friends are like into the deportations. Like, oh my gosh. So I don't know about that. I was like, beep, beep, beep. Get the hell out of there, buddy. Rashit. Run. Run. This will not go well for you. I mean, he has like an idyllic life in Turkey. Like, he's like a captain. He's beautiful. I'm sure women are all over him. Like, he seems to have a good job. And then here's this like ice friend loving uh redneck queen who's gonna like not even take the time to learn how to say his damn name, which I think it's just rushy. Like, I don't think it's like right, right. The blood, the blood, the blood, the blood. Like, I don't think it's like anything crazy. I'm so glad I have a new sound clip or a new um thing that I can say all the time now that I can't.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

Um this actually, this this um this season might be very sound clip friendly.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

The blood, the blood, the blood. I think there's a lot. I mean, there's a lot. I there's like 10. 10 good sound clips. Alright. Wow. Just off of this. Score. Between, you know, anal on the subway and this. I think I think I I got my work cut out for me.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

You're the woman for the job.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

I'm the woman for the job. You are the old woman for the job.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Mm-hmm. That's yeah. Um all right. So they're yeah, I just I don't know if it's gonna I don't know if he's gonna make it.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Um, like who are we talking about?

SPEAKER_01 24:36

The the we suck at this. Uh the the redneck.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

Oh, the the the the the this is what happens when we record on a Friday after a work week. Um the redneck, which one? I was like, which one? We got Shay, we got Mallory, we're talking about Rasheed, yes. So they okay, in true redneck fashion, but also kind of not. They got engaged, um, they had like a one-night stand in Greece. So, like, okay, good on her for going to another country. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's that was surprising.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

Yeah, she seems um like she's trying to kind of broaden her horizons.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Yeah, I mean, she says she lives in Athens, Alabama. She's uh Mallory de Grange, 29. She's a certified medical coder. I was like, girl, that job's going to AI. So maybe you guys should be going overseas to I don't because you know what's probably not going to AI is being a boat captain.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

Right.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Right. Um, I mean, no like shade to medical coders, but I don't totally know the job, but from what I could imagine it is, yeah. She's kind of uh that's going to AI. Like tomorrow. Like tomorrow. Right. Right. Yeah. Um, but you know, otherwise she seems cute other than the like overt acceptance of racism from her redneck friends that are self-proclaimed.

unknown 26:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

Um, yeah, she actually goes to Turkey to get him, which I thought was actually kind of sweet. Like, where is she getting all this money? Like she's a medical coding.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

She's coding her ass off until uh they close close up shop.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

She's wanting what? Oh, coding her ass, medical coding her ass off.

unknown 26:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

She's coding it overtime hours. Yes. Hell yeah. In Athens, Alabama. And get a guess that's not too lucrative, but somehow who knows? I mean, seriously, though, she's flying to Turkey multiple times. Obviously, like she's been there, obviously been there before, I would think, when she goes to get him. Is not her doesn't seem like her first time. Listen, who are you?

SPEAKER_01 26:54

Forrest's mom? Like, I don't know, leave her alone.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Okay, fair point. Fair point. It's not my business, but I'm just curious. I'm not like gonna interrogate her. I just want to know.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Yeah, get off her jock. All right, I'll get off her jock. No, I don't know. Um, all right, so that's that's that red her redneck jock.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

I mean, look, there's you know, uh her her job, her, her job situation. Uh I think that will be outsourced AI, and I think her fiance will be, you know, ousted by her friends who are not gonna be accepting of anything different, but we'll see. He's cute though. I he seems like a really nice dude.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

Yeah.

unknown 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

Rosh sheep. So he's from he's a boat captain. She calls him Rash Rosh because she can't say his name.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

So brutal.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

I just I don't know. I mean, I think like she doesn't do herself any favors. I think she's sort of like affection in an affectionate way, like self-effacing. Like she's like, I'm a redneck and I'm trashy, and I can't say his name. I'm so done, but like, whatever. Like, she's got, I guess, enough brains to be able to afford going to Greece and Turkey multiple times. So good on you, Athens, Alabama lady. Keep it up.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Good on you.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

So who else? Who did we miss?

SPEAKER_00 28:26

Well, so Shay's the other. We talked a little bit about Shay and Annabelle. Shea's the other, the other uh southern uh redneck guy. So he's he's Kentucky, getting lucky in Kentucky. Okay, so he's a realtor auctioneer, boat owner. Definitely spent a lot of time roasting in the sun, from what I can see. And like maybe he's rich. I I could I don't know. It's hard to it's hard to gauge like what is rich in Paducah, Kentucky, and is being an auctioneer slash realtor slash I mean, he's got boats, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

He's on a boat. Boat.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

Wait, we're not talking about the daughter loving Santa guy, right? Yeah, we're back at him. Why are we back at him?

SPEAKER_00 29:11

I I feel like we didn't there's still like there's just so much to love. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

I mean love love on him. Go ahead. Yeah. Ew.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Ew. I mean uh do you have a do you have a nail clipper and uh uh cutting, cutting, editing. No! Listen, I'm gonna put this out there. I think about you every time I share a nail clipper because I will never forget the time I was staying at your house. I was a guest.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

I would have said tell the people, but okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

I was a guest in your oh, this I'm allowed to say, huh? Can't tell my Schlitz story, but finding the nail treatments. But the let's get to the crux of the the story. The crux of the matter is that I was a guest in your home and I asked for a basic amenity and I was denied. That's the crux. Which was a nail clipper. Can I borrow your nail clipper? And this is what you said to me. Do you remember? Do you know what you said to me? No. You looked me dead in the face and you said absolutely not. I think about it every day.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

I mean, that's gross. I'm I stand by my absolutely not. Like I've known you my whole life. Listener, what? So your your my fungus is your fungus. Yeah, that means your that means your underneath nail situation is all clean. No, no, no. You can't logging years has nothing to do with what's going on under a person's nail.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

Um it's not like I asked you if I could share your piece of dental floss. Practically. We can hear it. Yeah, right. Simmer down, Teddy.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

Simmer down, simmer down, Rex. Um, all right. Well, listener, please shoot us an email.

SPEAKER_00 31:21

Um, yeah, would you share a nail clipper with a best friend? Would you offer a basic comfort amenity to a guest who flew all the way across the nation to see you?

SPEAKER_01 31:33

Okay, one, um, this isn't a hotel, okay. Two, a basic amenity. I the basic amenity I juiced up your shower, please. Get out of here. That's nobody's you don't check into a hotel room and there is friggin' nail clippers on the sink.

SPEAKER_00 31:49

Yeah, but you can call down and they'll send you some. Listen, they have Instacart, okay? You want me to get Instacart at your home? Some where I get you sell coverage, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

PS, I would pack a nail clipper, okay?

SPEAKER_00 32:04

I normally do. Okay. Listen, maybe you knew where you were going. I did know where I was going. I knew who I married. I know who I married. You know who you're married. There's no chance you're getting nail clippers. No, you're right. And that's why it's like if you're out there, you're listening to this and you're like, oh my God, what what a bitch. Like, no, I'm gonna, I will defend you. I know who I married. It is not out of bitchiness that you denied me the nail clipper. That's right. It's out of your own irrational thinking.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

Yes. Hey, listen, the best part about this is my brother-in-law also asked for a nail clipper one time, and I think he took it very personally. And I was like, not you. And he didn't believe me. So what did you say to him? Uh, I was like, ew, no. Yeah, okay, that's rude.

SPEAKER_00 33:00

You're a bitch. Just kidding. See, I know, I know, I know you, but I'm glad that he's with me on this.

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Um, yeah, you guys can have your own nail clipper sharing club.

SPEAKER_00 33:15

Us, me and Shay have had it. You know what? I'm gonna take that fucking clipper and I'm gonna go clip Shay's nails, then I'm gonna clip my own. And then, and then you know what I do? This then I'm gonna make it a threesome. Not with his daughter, though. I'm like the show. I don't like this show. I'm gonna get Javon.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

No, this this whole show is just one big trigger.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

It's one big triggering for me with nail clipping.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

Sick.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

The other thing I'm gonna remind you of that I also think about you every night, uh, is when we were on a vacation together, just you and me in what one of my favorite moments or favorite favorite trips, and we're laying in bed in the hotel, and I start flossing my teeth as one does. And you look over, you go, You're really just gonna floss right in bed right next to me. That's like food particles. You're absolutely right. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. And like to be honest, I never had given it a thought until you said that. And then I was like, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

Do that on your own time, okay? In your own bed. Yeah. Wow. I had blissfully forgotten about that, but now it's I think you're welcome. It's all coming back. All the triggers. So triggered.

SPEAKER_00 34:41

All right. So Katie and Josh, we talked about them uh already. Who else do we have? Oh, she does go, she goes to the airport to pick them up. Uh, she's got cake pops and like lingerie. That was a little weird.

SPEAKER_01 34:55

I mean, better than the old Chinese food.

SPEAKER_00 34:58

That's fair enough. That's fair enough. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

She took the she was like airport lingerie. Airport lingerie. Lingerie.

SPEAKER_00 35:08

I I must have missed the lover's package uh store as I was walking through the airport. I went right to right to, I don't know, fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

He was like, please put that down. And where is the nearest British Airways kiosk? You know, he was like, get me the hell out of here. So embarrassed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:30

Yeah. No, he looked very uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

Yeah. As I I don't blame him.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

Yeah. I mean, that is super awkward. Also, it's like, yeah, he's like, uh, I don't really like PDA or whatever. Oh, he's like he's marrying the wrong person. He's marrying the wrong person because she's like, I like PDA, but not with you.

unknown 35:52

Right.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

I like PDA. Like the night they met, didn't she like bang three of his friends? Like, like, this is not good. This is doomed from the start.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Yeah, it's it's already over.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

It's already over. It's over before it started.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

So okay, so we met we met five of the couples. Um, there's two more, which is exciting. I two more waiting. What's in store for us next?

SPEAKER_01 36:22

What do you think? Did they save the best for last, or do you think they put all their good stuff out first to try to reel you in? Oof. What's the strategy?

SPEAKER_00 36:31

Wow, that's a really good question. I mean, from your experience, what do you think? Oh, it's been so long since they've introduced so many new people that it's like it's hard to say. I'm gonna I'm gonna say one of them's boring, one of them's gotta be bonkers. Because they gotta pull us, they gotta pull us in. This is, I mean, I think this was a pretty good, a pretty good start. You do. I do. What what do you think? How are you feeling?

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Uh my my money's on the uh philandering Santa. For uh for what? I don't know, for like just life, like top douche or or death, top top show idiot. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

America's got idiots, that's for sure. Yeah, yeah, no, it's gonna be good. Um, yeah, I mean, I think right now, if I had to hedge my bets, I'm gonna say Mallory and Rosh uh doomed. Uh Shay and Annabelle could make it Santa. We'll call them Santa, but the the countdown to the explosion of the wife, daughter, daughter, girlfriend, like whatever situation, not good. Like, this is not gonna go well. Yeah. And like, and like throw 14 beers on top of it, and then 14 schlitz later.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

Um, no, but this is what I'm saying. I'm you're kind of picking, I I want you to pick your horse for who do you think's gonna be the most entertaining, not who's crashing and burning.

SPEAKER_00 38:06

And not who's dying.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

No. I were we ever betting on that? No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 38:14

Uh, most entertaining. I such a good question.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 38:23

So my money's like it's gotta be Shay and Annabelle so far. Yeah, same. It's gotta be. Hands down.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:30

I mean, I think there's good, there's good, there's good in all of them. And by good, I mean nothing good, like total train wrecks. Yeah. Um, but I I I I do I I also think that we're gonna enjoy watching the horror of Rashid experiencing like a true redneck culture.

SPEAKER_01 38:54

I mean, I'm gonna experience that horror with him.

SPEAKER_00 38:58

Yeah, I mean, I think we all are.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

It will be I've not really been all all up in there, you know.

SPEAKER_00 39:05

Yeah, so we'll get all up in there like anal on a train. We'll get all up in there like nail clippings and a good butt scrubbing. The blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood. Okay, all right, I'll stop. Okay. Okay. All right, are we done? Did we do it? I I think I think we're done on the season 12 premiere. We're hopeful. This this show is healing me, I will say. And next week we've got what? Uh two more couples.

SPEAKER_01 39:38

And by next week, you mean by next week you mean tomorrow because we suck at getting this thing out on time. Fair enough. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Yes, tomorrow. Well, not quite tomorrow, but by the time we get this out, because somebody insists on listening to all my edits before they launch. Yes, it will hopefully be before the next show comes out. So, anyway, like, subscribe, share with a friend, and uh don't talk about anal in the subway.