Nothing makes Sense

Nothing in this episode makes any sense. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Somebody told me that the number of use the bathroom here. Hello? Anybody? Anybody around? Mind if I just use the bathroom? Hello? Nobody in here. The place is empty. Go figure. I'll find a bathroom somewhere.

SPEAKER_05 0:33

Sorry, I can't hang tonight. You'll just have to excuse me. I've got a date with my earbuds. It's kind of serious. Sue me. Sorry, I can't hang tonight. You'll just have to excuse me. I'm listening to my favorite podcast. Dumper views. Dumpers.

SPEAKER_09 1:06

Alright. Here we go. We're watching some TV. Yep.

unknown 1:13

Why does he want to see us?

SPEAKER_09 1:15

Kids at school? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

No, I think it looks like they're going to the principal's office and they're not sure what they did wrong.

SPEAKER_08 1:25

Imagine walking in and finding somebody dead. Not just dead on the can, but they had clearly been eating while on the can. I suppose in a weird way that's a circle of life. And you are Randy.

SPEAKER_09 1:37

Randy.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Raven Randy. Yep. Howling Mad Murder.

SPEAKER_09 1:45

Uh so have you watched this show before?

SPEAKER_03 1:49

Yes, yes, I have actually.

SPEAKER_09 1:52

I saw this episode like five minutes ago.

SPEAKER_07 1:54

Baby, baby. Don't before we say baby. When the man asked, Who do you shoot? Just tell him it's me. I'll do your colonoscopy. Ain't nobody more interested in your ass. There was a test nobody else would pass. I'll slather a blue and push that tube through you like Lando flew through the Death Star, baby.

SPEAKER_06 2:31

And now it's open, don't you? I'll do your color.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

And if you use code sweaters dot dumper views dot water bottle dot beer, you will get 29, 99, 99, 99, 99% off your first deal.

SPEAKER_10 3:02

That's pretty close. Quick correction, folks. You will get nothing. Pretty good deal.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

What do you mean you get $35,000 if you use that code?

SPEAKER_10 3:10

Nope, nothing.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

No, you get a billion dollars.

SPEAKER_10 3:13

Yeah, deal's getting worse.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

My mom. Excuse me. Hello?

SPEAKER_09 3:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Hey, uh, just I'm looking for the bathroom.

SPEAKER_09 3:25

Um outside the school? They're actually eggs.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Eggs, okay. Do you know what the bathroom is? Oh.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Stereotypes are coming on the screen.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Excuse me, the bathroom? Tell me where the bathroom is. They look very bright. Hello?

SPEAKER_09 3:47

No, as in like shiny. Okay. Yeah, the new guys here. I'm just looking for the bathroom. Hello? Carlton, apparently. The blondie. I give up. I give up. So anyways. Is this your favorite episode of this show?

unknown 4:05

No.

SPEAKER_08 4:05

Imagine walking in and finding somebody dead. Not just dead on the can, but they had clearly.

SPEAKER_09 4:16

No, I said, do you want to watch uh the what what was this one called?

SPEAKER_03 4:23

The tape. This is the sweater, the last one was.

SPEAKER_09 4:26

Yeah, the sweater, right. I said, Do you want to watch the sweater? You're like, I don't want to watch the sweater. So we recorded, we rewinded, and then I I said, you're like, oh, stop. Don't go that far. That's the tape. We don't want the tape. Okay, so.

SPEAKER_03 4:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 4:41

Yeah, this is probably like the worst podcast.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

I mean, it's a reaction to reaction. I don't want to react.

SPEAKER_09 4:48

Yeah, and I'm not even sure what's going on. Tape is your favorite in like any of this stuff.

SPEAKER_03 4:53

Because the sweater is more funny and it's better to comment on. The tape is just a string of one offering. The more you pile on, the better it gets able to turn into a dumber views podcast video.

SPEAKER_09 5:08

So this one has more of a storyline.

SPEAKER_03 5:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 5:12

Okay. I get it. All right. And they will.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

I am your father.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

Why are we doing this?

SPEAKER_09 5:43

Gumball and Darwin should definitely call the police. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Why is there Bumbleon? Oh, that's because there are actually a lot of episodes where they don't even show up and Gumball and Darwin are just a little bit more. That makes sense. Nothing happens. I can't wait for this video to get chill. Apparently, Anais is off doing something in the neighborhood. Mom and Dad are at work.

SPEAKER_09 6:14

I don't really understand.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

They don't even remote pure five.

SPEAKER_09 6:17

This appears to happen like in an afternoon after school.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

I think this is in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_09 6:24

Yeah, I mean they got out of school earlier.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

This is in one afternoon. Right. Except the fight is like the day after, I think. I love how the um uh the black-haired guy is just like bumping gumballs at the face of his chest.

SPEAKER_09 6:48

Is this the part where they agree to like go to the fight?

SPEAKER_03 6:54

They don't agree to go to the fight. They just say that we're gonna do the fight.

SPEAKER_09 7:02

Alrighty, so. I don't know. Uh what were we watching here when we did this?

SPEAKER_03 7:08

The uh sweaters, I think.

SPEAKER_09 7:10

Oh yeah, sweaters episode. What tastes funny? See, look, I don't know what I'm talking about there.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

What?

SPEAKER_09 7:16

What was I eating or drinking that tasted funny?

SPEAKER_03 7:18

I've absolutely no idea. We're reacting to reaction of a reaction.

SPEAKER_09 7:23

See, I just said the taste funny.

SPEAKER_04 7:26

We are the chipmunks. We rule the forests. Well, monsters and crack your nuts. The chipmunk came as taken over the forest. We drove out the tea and the ground on the wheel band.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

Oh where the bathroom is. The bathroom around here. Somebody said it was down the hall to the left. I checked, but I didn't see anything. Well, we're gonna go. Excuse me. Just looking for the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

What were you gonna say?

SPEAKER_00 8:55

I was gonna see I was looking for the bathroom. I was gonna put my foot up here. Uh wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

I see.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

Oh, but yeah, yeah, you see me over here.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

So now Principal Brown is talking about blinding people with shoes and I'm like I'll uh keep looking at it. There aren't very good effective blinding tools. Mud would be a lot better.

SPEAKER_09 9:13

Mud?

SPEAKER_01 9:15

Well we won't be able to hear us.

SPEAKER_03 9:25

Sorry about that. Just had to get rid of some gas.

SPEAKER_09 9:30

Shout into it! No.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Oh, past us. You told me to shout into it.

SPEAKER_10 9:41

And how we had to bleep some names into it.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Oh, the gut across the room. I mean, right now you're you were telling me, you were telling me to yell into it.

SPEAKER_10 9:49

Yeah, too. There's like there's the yelling, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

Yeah, you told me to yell into it, so I yelled into it. Slick Sam?

SPEAKER_09 9:55

Yeah, so Sam. Because I have to bleep that out. I don't think I'm gonna bleep any of that out. Alright, well, it's fine. Well, what do you think it should be?

SPEAKER_08 10:11

Maybe somebody dead. Not just dead on the can, but they had clearly been eating while on the can. I suppose in a weird way that's a cycle of what's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 10:24

Oh, let's see.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

How about uh the name? Ideally, it would be something toilet related, but Frankie Flush.

SPEAKER_09 10:41

Her name was uh Florence Flush.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Florence Flush. Is Florence Flush your wife?

SPEAKER_09 10:49

Patty Potty.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

Is Florence Flush your wife?

SPEAKER_09 10:52

Yeah, Florence Flush is my wife. Patty Potty is married to Steve Steamer.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Oh, so Mrs. Pellorite. Oh, wait, crap, you have to bleep that out too.

SPEAKER_09 11:04

Come on. Don't make my life worse. Anyways.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

Noodleman, noodleman lives in Chinese restaurant, man. He's a noodle. What'd you expect? He's white and stringy and all the things that a noodle is. He's made of rice. He's really. He's sometimes chunky, he's sometimes smooth. He's also sometimes very spicy, but that's just noodles for you. Raven Randy.

SPEAKER_09 11:34

Yeah, Raven Randy. Like Ravy.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

How about Diarrhea Dave?

SPEAKER_09 11:40

Oh, diarrhea.

SPEAKER_08 11:41

Imagine walking in and finding somebody dead. Not just dead on the can, but they've clearly been eating while on the can. Let's see, so we got to do it. I suppose in a weird way that's a circle of life. You know, sunrise, sunset. There's a phrase.

SPEAKER_09 11:57

DR day. Eating on the can. DD Day. Eating. D. Now just take the hit time. He has an idea. Which reminds me, um. Okay, so this is what you're gonna do. I'm gonna think about it. And then I'm gonna write up your- And it's gonna go right up.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

And then finally, I'm gonna twist your neck and throw you to the ground.

SPEAKER_09 12:31

And when we're both heavy, I'm gonna f use this. We definitely need a dumper. I will totally ruin you doing this. Right. Sam doesn't. Okay, and then what you're gonna do is you're gonna bleep out the sandwich. Yours was like diarrhea dan. No, I was diarrhea. Oh, diarrhea Dave, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 12:47

I'm also gonna pull your off.

SPEAKER_09 12:51

Yeah. Alright, but hey. You need to have a good dumb dumper view. Wait, but what is your name?

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Flush it out.

SPEAKER_09 12:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

Noodle flooper.

SPEAKER_09 13:02

Let's see. A name right now. Um how about uh no name. No name noodle pooper. Well what do you think?

SPEAKER_03 13:24

Uh I like no name noodle pooper. Triple NP, NNNP.

SPEAKER_09 13:31

Right.

SPEAKER_03 13:32

So he's number his episode for today. No name. And don't remember and remember to check out jump reviews. Dump dump dump.

SPEAKER_09 13:45

Well, I never did find the bathroom. And I peed my pants. See? You see right there the wet spot where I peed my pants that runs down my left leg? That's how things hang. Anyways. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to stink up your office. But I really would have been nice to find a bathroom around here. Well. I'll stop back later, kids. Uh, just tell 'em grandpa was here.

SPEAKER_05 14:20

Sorry, I can't hang tonight. You'll just have to excuse me. I've got a date with my earbuds, it's kind of serious. Sue me. Sorry, I can't hang tonight. You'll just have to excuse me. I'll listen to my favorite podcast. Dumpers. Dumber.