Ep 8. Jurassic Purse

This week on Trip to the Beer Store, things spiral fast, in the best way possible. From questioning the existence (and necessity) of dinosaur purses to cracking open a new beer that may or may not change lives, the crew keeps it unhinged. They also dive into a Mount Rushmore of beer commercials, arguing over the most iconic ads ever made, while somehow getting wildly off track every five minutes. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:13

Trip to the pistol. On a trip to the pistol. Gotta have a situation on trip to the pistol. I had a revelation. Trip to the pistol.

SPEAKER_05 0:28

Memory live in the middle. Man, I've been a huge fan of Jurassic Park as long as I've been, you know, old enough to cognitively like. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 0:37

It's one of my favorite as a kid. Big poops. Like, what do you going in the poop?

SPEAKER_05 0:44

You know, big dinosaur, big poop. Big poop. So, how would you feel if I told you that right now in the wonderful city of Amsterdam, there is a purse made 100% from bioengineered, genetically created Tyrannosaurus Rex leather.

SPEAKER_07 1:13

Sounds expensive.

SPEAKER_05 1:15

That is absolutely the first, you know, that's the first thing, right? Um, so I found out that there is a biopharmaceutical company that has worked together and is the Organoid company in the lab grown leather LTD. And they partnered with a fashion designer to create genuine dino purse.

SPEAKER_07 1:50

When are they gonna make dinosaur condoms?

SPEAKER_04 1:52

That's what I need.

SPEAKER_05 1:53

Well, I mean, you know, it'd probably probably work better than cheapskin.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

I need the uh I need a t a pterodactyl thong stat right up that alley, you know.

SPEAKER_05 2:02

So those two companies partnered with the design brand in Finn LeVay.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

Great pronunciation.

SPEAKER_05 2:14

Oh well, my my pronunciation's horrible, so forgive me. But those three companies partnered together to genetically modify and create a purse made from authentic Tyrannosaurus Rex leather.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

Do they expect us to think that we're just growing the skin?

SPEAKER_07 2:37

Right. That's what I'm wondering.

SPEAKER_04 2:39

Like they've got the whole animal somewhere. Come on. They're pulling skin graphs off of Rex.

SPEAKER_07 2:43

Yeah, there's whoever made the movie was onto something. They're like, oh no, this is absolutely possible.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

They didn't learn their lesson, is what's happening.

SPEAKER_07 2:50

They're like, we finally found a mosquito.

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Yeah. We didn't learn our lesson with AI. So now Skynet's coming. Now they want dinosaur purses.

SPEAKER_07 3:01

So go with me if you want the real Lessa.

SPEAKER_05 3:05

Quickly. And you know, so we we asked about it last week, right? Like we asked, we said, you know, how much did you pay a raffle ticket for a Picasso?

SPEAKER_07 3:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:18

So there's a current X uh exhibition going on in uh Amsterdam at one of their museums of art, and it's got the Tyrannosaurus Rex, um, you know, skeleton and all that kind of stuff, but they also have the handbag that's currently on display. They're going to auction it off next month.

SPEAKER_07 3:40

There's no telling how much money that's wrong what the starting bid is.

SPEAKER_05 3:42

They're going to auction it off next month.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

I think we should put a bid in.

SPEAKER_05 3:47

What do you think that the starting bid will be?

SPEAKER_04 3:52

It's got to be north of a million.

SPEAKER_07 3:54

Oh, yeah. No, I'm going to say a hundred million. We think so? It's up to it. It's going to be so big. It's, I mean, because it's going to be for the billionaires. Something like that.

SPEAKER_04 4:06

A one. Willem Defoe's going to buy it for his new girlfriend.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

Well, so like, how do you think we buy it? Yeah. Like, before we talk about like hard numbers, like, how do you think we got here? Like, how how do we arrive at generating a T-Rex level?

SPEAKER_04 4:24

We're just goobers, man. That's what I think. You know, like all of our grandparents were like happy when they didn't have dirt floors anymore. And now we're like, you know, it would be great a T-Rex purse. That's our problem, man. I don't know, man. Well, so here's here's my thing, and maybe I'm wrong about this, but this is my feeling. This is gonna alienate some people, and I'm sorry. But you're an alien. Do you know about the ostrich skin boots? Like to me, they're so obnoxious. I hate those. I can't stand them. You can't even caymans right there.

SPEAKER_07 5:08

It's just not those gaiters.

SPEAKER_04 5:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 5:11

Oh no. I've never been huge into the ostrich. Um I mean, I like them, but I got the Cayman gaiters right there.

SPEAKER_04 5:19

Those are better than the ostrich.

SPEAKER_07 5:20

And those are awesome.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

The ostrich ones have little nipples all over them, and I just I can't get with that.

SPEAKER_07 5:26

Part of the skin.

SPEAKER_04 5:27

Yeah, it's like the So what's gonna be on the purse? There ain't no telling scales. But wait, wait, wait, time out. What was on time out? The T-Rex probably should look pretty similar to ostrich because they had feathers.

SPEAKER_05 5:38

I mean, like, truth be told, if we look back, the closest living relatives to a T-Rex is a chicken.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

Yeah, no, they were feathered.

SPEAKER_05 5:47

Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. They're closest living relatives to chickens.

SPEAKER_07 5:51

I'm gonna buy some ostrich skin boots and sell them as terrors.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Genuine Virginion. What's the what's the evil one that they make with all the different DNA in Jurassic Park?

SPEAKER_07 6:03

I can't remember the name of it.

SPEAKER_05 6:04

I mean, so it's just covered in blood. Yeah, I've recently went back and watched a lot of the movies, but it it seems like every time there's a new movie comes out, there's you know, a new huge, bigger, worse, more evil dinosaur to come out with. So it's like every time it's it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06 6:24

It just goes built-in speakers.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

I mean, there's a whole fucking genre of movies specifically dedicated to Jurassic Park. Like, I mean, at the end of the day, this is true, no one touches the Jurassic Park mindset. And here we are generating an entire somebody's about to get paid. You know, um, like well, we're here. It's about to move on. Like, I mean, how do you move beyond that at the end of the day? Like, you've seen the movie, the movie came out in like the 90s, right? Like, everybody's seen the original Jurassic Park movie. Yeah, Michael Crichton, phenomenal author, you know, wrote the book that it's based on. It's on my TBR, but I hadn't got around to it yet. But like, how do you, in good conscience, immediately say, hmm, you know, we read a whole book about this in the 80s or the 90s or whenever it was. Let's make a purse out of it, but we're only going to use the collagen fibers from it. We're not going to create a true, you know, small version of it. We're going to use AI to generate the missing links inside of the genome sequence.

SPEAKER_04 7:50

I'm proud of them for doing that because at least they're not making dinosaurs. At least we learned our lesson. There's no shaving cream cans around around the facility.

SPEAKER_07 7:58

Oh, that's a good reference.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

It's deep cut.

SPEAKER_07 8:00

Boy, did it go bad for that guy.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

Dude, he got he got ate up bad.

SPEAKER_07 8:04

What was his name?

SPEAKER_04 8:05

I feel like he gets murdered in every movie he's in.

SPEAKER_05 8:09

Well, that's Sean Bean. Huh? Sean Bean gets murdered in every movie he's in.

SPEAKER_04 8:13

Yeah. The Stamos doesn't die in that one. Or no, he does.

SPEAKER_07 8:17

No, no, he doesn't. Oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 8:19

No, he survives. He like sacrifices himself, but he survives in the end. Because he has that spaz 12 and he goes in the laboratory with all the raptors.

SPEAKER_07 8:28

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

But I don't think they end up killing him. He like survives.

SPEAKER_07 8:32

It's hard to remember.

SPEAKER_05 8:33

So if uh you guys as a moviegoer, where do we draw the line on Jurassic Park movies?

SPEAKER_07 8:44

They're like uh Fast and Furious. Yeah, there's 17 of them.

SPEAKER_04 8:48

What's the there's a new one, right? Like uh so bad.

SPEAKER_05 8:53

But like since the Chris Pratt one, yeah, no, Scarjo, Scarjo stars in it.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Yeah, there's been two since then, right?

SPEAKER_07 9:01

I can't tell you that I've finished it and tried to watch it twice. Yeah. It was okay, like as far as just gore and action, but it seems like the more they go on, they're just leading away. And it's becoming it is kind of like Fast and Furious. It's becoming like insane. So we they went to space.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

Like in Fast and the Furious? Fast and Furious.

SPEAKER_07 9:24

They went to space for family. For family.

SPEAKER_05 9:27

But you know, to me, it's one of those things where like if you do have you seen the Scarjo Jurassic Park yet? No, I have not. I tried to watch it the other day.

SPEAKER_04 9:36

It's dog shit.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

It was so bad that I couldn't finish it. So we had this discussion earlier today.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

Y'all tell me if you agree. Um, I just finished the season finale of Invincible. And if you haven't watched it, go watch it.

SPEAKER_05 9:51

It's I'm trying, man. I got too much to do.

SPEAKER_04 9:53

I haven't watched it. You should watch it. It's very good. But we got to talking about it, um, me and a coworker who also watches it, and I said, what I hope that they don't do, because the original creator of it is trying to write more material to make a couple extra seasons because it's perform performing so well, and I don't think there's anything wrong with like you have something good going, get paid, whatever. Yeah. But there there comes a point where like um what it what was it, like Walking Dead. It came out when I was in middle school and they beat it to death for like a decade.

SPEAKER_07 10:26

But you know I liked it up until they bashed Glenn's head in.

SPEAKER_05 10:30

Well, you know, put beyond even that, like think about like you probably weren't around yet, respectfully, Braden. You're old. But if you remember, do you remember watching Dragon Ball Z when we were kids? Yes, I do. Did you just tell me that I don't know about Dragon Ball Z? I didn't say you didn't know about it. You probably weren't around when it originally came out.

SPEAKER_04 10:53

I'll fly across this table right now. Come on, man. I'll go Super Saiyan 7 and destroy you.

SPEAKER_05 11:00

Do you know why the episodes are designed the way that they are in Dragon Ball Z?

SPEAKER_04 11:06

No, tell me about it.

SPEAKER_05 11:07

So the problem that they ran into was they were whoever their producer was, whoever the designer was, they had to do an episode a week. The problem was the people who were writing the graphic novel weren't producing at the same level. So the reason that you have literally six episodes and they encompass, you know, three minutes of total time is because they were running so far behind um in terms of writing that there was nothing for the animators to produce. They just so they had to generate well, and it's not even they were trying to get paid.

SPEAKER_07 11:51

There's like three episodes of Goku Go and Super Saiyan. It was on the next episode.

SPEAKER_05 11:59

Ah and I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 12:01

I hear there's a version that cut all that down.

SPEAKER_05 12:03

It's uh Dragon Ball Z Kai.

SPEAKER_07 12:05

Yeah, Stirdog was saying something about that the other day.

SPEAKER_05 12:08

Which I I'm I'm a big fan of. Um I haven't watched anymore. I'm a big fan I I haven't watched that, but I'm a big fan of cutting out all the extra.

SPEAKER_07 12:15

Dude, when when Dragon Ball Z was popular, we would go home. Now, this was back in the day, uh, we'd get home from school, I think we were in middle school. My brother would put a VCR tape in, shut up. A blank, a blank one, and record every episode. And he went down to Glover's pharmacy downtown and bought a tape every time to record Dragon Ball. Record Dragon Ball Z, and he had the entire collection. And recorded them himself. And I always thought that was pretty cool, but no, we we were all about that.

SPEAKER_05 12:47

Yeah, and I have no hatred for it, but it was like they got put in a bad spot, right? And so thankfully the audience at the time, for the most part, was children, young adults that were cool with that kind of thing happening. Because it could you imagine airing something like that today?

SPEAKER_04 13:09

Well, that's kind of what Invincible did. You know, they had the graphic novel and everything. Um and when they started making the show, he's like, fuck y'all. It's gonna be a year at least between seasons.

SPEAKER_05 13:23

No, but I mean, like, could you imagine actually televising? As you're writing it. Um, not only that, but just you know, the fact that we don't have anything to fill in this gap. Here's a three-minute scream, you know. Gotta power the fuck up, man.

SPEAKER_07 13:40

Well, there's also like 15 minutes on and 15 minutes off of on the next time in Dragon Ball Z, on the next episode comes back to Dragon Ball Z. He does that for like 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

The thing that gets me is the constant panning back and forth in fights. Like there'll be a fight scene. Well, the first the first episode in the six episode fight is just panning back and forth with them. Like, are you Goku, the strongest warrior?

SPEAKER_07 14:08

Like fixing, and then there's always like that five minute silence, and he just smiles and goes, hmm. Ah but you couldn't tell us you couldn't tell us nothing as kids. It was that was a good one.

SPEAKER_04 14:21

No, that was that was freaking entertainment. Yeah, no, I like Dragon Ball a lot.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

So, my fellas, fellas, this Tyrannosaurus Rex leather is currently on display in one of the museums in Amsterdam.

SPEAKER_07 14:35

Okay. We're taking a trip.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

Send the old lady who robbed the bank last week.

SPEAKER_05 14:40

We are going to consult a note. We're gonna consult with her about getting us a trip to Amsterdam. So May the 10th, this uh exhibition that's currently on display, which is a full tyrannosaurus rack skeleton, and this purse, once again, that's been created via AI filling in the genetic gaps.

SPEAKER_04 15:07

At least they didn't use the mosquito and the amber.

SPEAKER_05 15:10

You know, that's probably for the best.

SPEAKER_07 15:12

They may have. There's dinosaurs somewhere.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

They're going to auction off the Jurassic purse. Right.

SPEAKER_04 15:22

Did you see if it goes to a good cause or does it just go to some rich asshole?

SPEAKER_07 15:26

I there was no It goes toward funding the actual park. Yeah, so it goes toward some rich asshole.

SPEAKER_05 15:33

Realistically speaking, yeah, it's gonna somebody start in Jurassic Park.

SPEAKER_07 15:37

Yeah. Can't wait to go.

SPEAKER_05 15:39

I saw I saw no definitives on it, like where that money was going to. Gotcha. But there is an auction that's gonna start after the uh the exhibition's over. I've been trying to swallow and it just keeps dying.

SPEAKER_07 15:56

How much do you have to drink today?

SPEAKER_05 15:59

Far more than I'd like to admit. How much do you think the starting bid is for this Jurassic purse? It is made from quote unquote genuine. Genuine Tyrannosaurus Rex leather with the genome completed by it's not genuine. Well, you tell that to you tell that to those people.

SPEAKER_04 16:28

I mean how how long ago did the dinosaurs go extinct? Like 65 million years? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 16:34

Depends on if you're a Christian or not.

SPEAKER_07 16:35

It's real antique purse. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

That that figure sounds right to me. 65 million years, I'm gonna guess that's what it goes for. 65 million.

SPEAKER_05 16:43

The start no, I'm talking about the starting bid, because it's gonna be an auction.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

Starting bid, it starts at a million. That's my guess. Yeah. Starting bid is a million.

SPEAKER_07 16:51

I'm gonna say a couple of million, maybe. Maybe ten million.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

The starting bid on this purse, and I want you to remember this at the end of the day. This is a purse.

SPEAKER_07 17:06

It's gonna be wild.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

The starting bid for a Tyrannosaurus Rex, genuine leather purse, is going to be five hundred thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_07 17:22

Let's put a bid in, boys. Yeah. Let's put the first bid on. I thought it'd be way more than that, but being what it is.

SPEAKER_05 17:28

But I mean, you gotta remember though, like, I mean, as someone who has spent a lot of time in the collectibles and cards market, like, you know, you don't start a bid where you want it to sell at.

SPEAKER_07 17:39

And let's let's be honest, it's still a bid at $500,000. For half a million dollars.

SPEAKER_04 17:48

And by the time I pay all my people, by the time I pay my lab coats, my scientists.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

I ain't asking for the world. I'm just asking for an eight ball and two million dollars.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

It's a wash. I hope that I hope that the people who listen to us they get some of these sound effects. It's a wash. You know, I hope they get the baby Billy jokes.

SPEAKER_07 18:17

And if you do not get baby Billy jokes, you need to go watch The Righteous Jem Stone's yesterday. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Because it is hilarious. They need to make a spinoff of Baby Billy. I am if if anyone in any sort of power hears this, please make a spin-off of Baby Billy.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

But I'm pretty sure that dude could just read the phone book and be funny. You know what I mean? Dude, he's just such a good actor.

SPEAKER_07 18:45

He's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 18:47

He was awesome in Fallout. I don't think they could have cast anybody better in Fallout.

SPEAKER_07 18:51

He goes, You talk about someone that goes the extra mile for the part. I mean, look at that.

SPEAKER_04 18:56

He actually cut his nose off.

SPEAKER_07 18:59

Now to put back on.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

Hey, don't be talking smack about Venus now.

SPEAKER_07 19:03

Venus? He went hard in that part, dude.

SPEAKER_04 19:06

Yeah. And that was a long time ago. That's gotta be 10-15 years ago.

SPEAKER_07 19:11

Um, let's see.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Because Suns came out in like the the aughts, did it not?

SPEAKER_05 19:16

Did it not come out in 07? Hey, shit your horror. I could be wrong. Well, considering that the later bike that Miles rode was in 08, um was an 08 Dino. So I mean, like, it would have had to start it far earlier.

SPEAKER_07 19:31

So it came out in 08. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:32

I thought for sure.

SPEAKER_04 19:36

For sure.

SPEAKER_05 19:37

So, you know, the this purse, right? It's gonna be gorgeous. It's gonna be beautiful. It's probably gonna look like a gun.

SPEAKER_04 19:44

It's gonna be the most beautiful, it's gonna be the most beautiful purse they've ever seen. Some would say that. I'm not saying that, but some would say that.

SPEAKER_05 19:52

And so this is gonna be a deep purple leather purse.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Deep purple leather purse. They're dying.

SPEAKER_05 20:01

No, no, that's gonna be the the skin tone that they've generated.

SPEAKER_04 20:06

They killed fucking Barney to make this fucking purse.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

Exactly, right?

SPEAKER_04 20:12

They cloned fucking Barney to make this purse.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

But so I love you. Damn, you love me. That's gonna be the song that plays. Messed up, man. And so I mean it was one of the one of the contributors to the generation that's pro uh to the generation that's progress is going to be the same group that got together in 2023 and created the woolly mammoth meatball. Have you guys heard of this?

SPEAKER_04 20:47

Yeah, I would I would take a bite.

SPEAKER_07 20:49

I have not. Yeah, so is this generated as well?

SPEAKER_05 20:52

Yeah. You know, they they they basically got a little tasty cakes of a little bit of mammoth DNA. Okay. Little tasty cakes. And so they took that, they filled it in the rest of the genome, probably with elephant, if I had to guess, and they generated a meatball that's never been tasted by humans before.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

Not not our generation, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:16

Yeah, mankind has not tasted this. So, like, at what point do we draw the line?

SPEAKER_04 21:23

That's the thing. There is no line. We're just gonna keep learning and progressing. And I don't consider that progression, though.

SPEAKER_05 21:29

That's like regression, in my opinion. Would you eat the meatball? Oh, uh there's no doubt I would eat it. But like so it's progress.

SPEAKER_07 21:37

Well, I mean no, it's not. Let's be honest. I mean, how how different is it from the fast food we get today? It's I guess there's not really that much different engineered meat. It's engineered.

SPEAKER_05 21:48

No, no, sure. I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing that it's you know not an engineered meat. I'm just saying, like, at what point do we realize we're stepping into a place where we will know. Longer be the top of the food chain. Because if you're dancing right now with generating Tyrannosaurus Rex, DNA, and protein, and collagen fibers to generate a purse, how long is it going to be before we are literally living in Jurassic Park?

SPEAKER_04 22:21

You know, cloning technology has been been around for two decades.

SPEAKER_05 22:24

Yeah, I mean, Dolly's sheep was like what the late 90s, early 2000s.

SPEAKER_07 22:30

So I've seen some double gangers out there.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

Shout out to my buddy. I won't say his name because I don't I don't know if he would want me to, but that is what he is.

SPEAKER_07 22:41

Now you have to.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

That is what he is in college for. Um he is a fancy pants, smarty butt, and um he is doing his doctorate on growing artificial heart valves. Like oh nice. Um, but that's what his specialty is in. So here pretty soon, dude, we're just gonna have little tubes. You know, all your meats in it.

SPEAKER_07 23:04

We've we've told multiple multiple of our friends about this whole IVF thing and what we're trying to do. Um, but I'm learning with the IBF that they can just construct what you want. They just build your baby into I mean, down to eye color.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:20

And probably even more. But I'm just now learning that. And they can do twins. Yeah. I I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

Ain't nobody got time for that. Calm down, calm down.

SPEAKER_05 23:34

Have you guys ever seen The Island? Yes. My my senior year of high school, we we were required to watch a movie and you were on the island? Maybe.

SPEAKER_07 23:45

Isn't there a couple of different which one were we talking about?

SPEAKER_05 23:47

I'm talking about the list. The the one with the list. Lane, lane. Do you need to talk to somebody? Are you more than likely? But we went we had to watch a movie my senior year of high school, and I'm pretty sure it was called The Island. And in that movie, it consisted of um basically what they did was they genetically cloned people.

SPEAKER_04 24:15

Which we can do.

SPEAKER_05 24:17

And those people lived on an island, and when the exceptionally rich, you know, were getting close to dying, and maybe they needed a kidney, maybe they needed a lung, maybe they needed, you know, a heart or whatever, they took those parts from the genetically grown people on that island. And the people on the island never had a never had a clue that that's what was going on.

SPEAKER_04 24:45

So the technology, um, this was my hybrid fixation for a little while. The technology for us to do this has been around, like I said, for over 20 years now. Um, and the only reason that it is not common is because of like the ethical thing behind it. The science is sound.

SPEAKER_05 25:05

There's no ethics these days.

SPEAKER_04 25:07

Yeah, they like to say there are. Um so the only reason that there aren't just people in tubes being grown for there are people in tubes being grown. We're just not in that tax bracket. Yeah, my sister's a test tube baby, it's funny. Yeah, so it's one of those things where the science is there. This is happening. Um we're just not there yet, you know. We gotta make some more money.

SPEAKER_05 25:30

It's not even the, you know, we're not there. It's just we're poor.

SPEAKER_04 25:34

Yeah. Well, I think it's doing it. It's the whole thing with uh it's the whole thing with stem cells, you know. Like I um from from jujitsu, I have some some joint injuries. And um I have a friend who's gone out of the country and done some stem cell stuff.

SPEAKER_05 25:54

Yes, Mexico.

SPEAKER_04 25:55

Um, and like genuinely within what would have taken a year or plus to like get back to oh yeah, full function.

SPEAKER_07 26:05

Yeah, I've heard of people trying to do that for like spinal cord injuries and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 26:09

Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 26:10

You think it's I mean, legit? I mean they got they're I mean I know it's I know the stem cell research and all that is is legit, but I mean you think they can bring somebody back that so here's the deal again.

SPEAKER_04 26:23

Here's the deal with stem cells. Let me educate you guys, you ready? Yeah. Right now, stem cells are very limited because um stem cells, if they got into your bloodstream, we don't have the technology currently, or at the time I was studying this, we didn't have the technology um to keep them from being one thing. So, like you inject the stem cells into your heart, they become heart cells. You inject them into your knee, into whatever tendon or ligament, um, they become that. The danger is that if they get into your bloodstream or they get into something else, we can't there's no off switch for them. Jurassic Park. So they in some cases, they have seen where it can like fast track some cancer. Yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 27:17

I'm still waiting on the zombie apocalypse, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 27:20

No, I've been holding on to the wind for a long time, man.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

Me too. I'm gonna smash a I've been preparing for that for years. I'm gonna smash a case of PBRs and figure it out, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 27:30

Just play games with it. No, I mean, truth be told.

SPEAKER_04 27:33

Figure out how I can attack attach a chainsaw to a Harley and just go down the road. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_07 27:37

What gets me is walking dead uh zombies compared to um what is the Brad Pitt movie? World War II Z. But those are two now. Hold on. Are they running at 90 miles an hour leaping out buildings?

SPEAKER_04 27:54

Fast smart zombie zombies. We're all screwed, man.

SPEAKER_07 27:56

Yeah, no, absolutely. But what kills me is did we just let the zombies from Walking Dead take over? What was the yeah, you know, people just walk up to them and kill them, right?

SPEAKER_05 28:07

Yeah, that's a you know what was the movie with Will Smith that came out in the early I am Legend.

SPEAKER_04 28:14

Yeah, yeah, but those aren't zombies, those are vampires. So did you read the book? Lane, I'm illiterate, I can't read. Oh thanks for bringing that up.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

But you know, but but truth be told, you're you're a hundred percent correct. That in the book they're they're vampires.

SPEAKER_04 28:28

Yeah, they're vampires, they're not zombies.

SPEAKER_05 28:30

And so it's like at what point do we get off? Like, I mean, sure, right? Like it's physically possible for it to occur, but like, where are we gonna draw the line at like what's technically, physically possible?

SPEAKER_04 28:45

And what's just make believe? Well, I mean, that's a weird, that's a weird discussion to have because like a few thousand years ago, if you got a cold, you just died. So like it would be it would that was impossible, you know. Like modern medicine was impossible. So right now we might say something's impossible, but um, like uh we were talking about Red Rising the other day. We were talking about some books, and Red Rising is an interesting book for a lot of reasons.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

I mean, you asked for recommendations for dystopian fantasy, and I don't really consider that fantasy, I just consider that the future.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

Yeah, because it's really interesting because it it is it is fantasy in some ways, but in a lot of ways it's just like okay, these characters are really, really relatable, and the path that they took to get to where they are is not far off from what we say that we want to do, you know.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

I mean, like, truth be told though, I mean, i I I at the end of the day, I would recommend that everybody, if nothing else, you read the first book, Red Rising.

SPEAKER_04 29:49

It's great, it's phenomenal.

SPEAKER_05 29:50

It's it's wonderful book series.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

You should read it.

SPEAKER_05 29:54

But you know, I I don't think we're that far away from trying to colonize a Mars or a similar planet. Like, we found similar planets inside of our galaxy.

SPEAKER_04 30:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:06

They could support life.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

I want to go live on the moon. It's made of cheese.

SPEAKER_05 30:11

If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 30:15

Then we'd have no moon.

SPEAKER_04 30:17

I want to go live on the moon and I'm gonna eat my way to the core. I'm gonna eat my way to the core of the moon.

SPEAKER_05 30:24

But at the end of the day, is the moon made of cheese? I need And would you eat it?

SPEAKER_07 30:32

Or are we about to get into this discussion?

SPEAKER_05 30:34

Is the moon a satellite that's hollow inside that's full of the chaos?

SPEAKER_04 30:39

Either way, I'm eating my way to the center of it. I need some swimmer's goggles, a snorkel, and an endless supply of townhouse crackers, and I'll get that done. I'll get it, I'll get it done. Lane, because we're already drinking.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

Dr. Kent Wow, or Dr. Kent Waller is who you sounded like. It's the Will Farrell SNL scientist that always talks about.

SPEAKER_05 31:03

I was trying to do Harry Carey.

unknown 31:05

He's like, hi.

SPEAKER_07 31:08

So he sounds like my wife drunk.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Oh, yeah, yeah. Look up, look up the Harry Carey infirst nations when you get a chance. And I think that, like, right. No, it's a cut.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

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SPEAKER_05 33:20

Hey girl, hey.

SPEAKER_07 33:23

Our buddy Lane has been off today, and uh he is feeling good.

SPEAKER_05 33:29

I'm proud of him. But I'll tell you what I'm feeling good about, and that's what we're drinking tonight, and that is Hey Girl Hey by Old Black Beer Brewing.

SPEAKER_07 33:41

It does have a really awesome can. It's a cool can. Tide with a bear. Come on.

SPEAKER_05 33:50

I have uh I have a hard time, you know, hating anything about the can on this beer.

SPEAKER_07 33:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:55

It's a cool can.

SPEAKER_07 33:56

Oh, it says pairs well with fish, cheese, strawberries.

SPEAKER_04 34:01

You can drink this on the moon.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

It's my chase. Now I will say this comes out of Madison, Alabama.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

Madison, Alabama.

SPEAKER_07 34:13

I spent a lot of time in Madison.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Shout out my buddy Nelson and my buddy and Hickey.

SPEAKER_05 34:17

For the first time in a couple of weeks, we're getting back to the basics, you know.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

We're back in the the state of Alabama. I was gonna say the great state. That's yet to be determined, but it is a state. It is one of them.

SPEAKER_05 34:31

The one that we live in, anyways.

SPEAKER_07 34:34

Real Todd.

SPEAKER_05 34:35

And I mean, this black beer uh or this black bear on this beer can is absolutely gorgeous. I didn't even notice it at first. Has its reward. You know, so I'm gonna give a huge shout out to our friends now. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_07 34:50

A huge shout out. Yeah, give a huge shout-out.

SPEAKER_05 34:54

To our friends down at uh Tammy's Fine Wine and Spirits in downtown Jasper.

SPEAKER_07 35:00

Tammy's fine wine and spirits.

SPEAKER_05 35:02

You know, um, apparently she's been a listener for a while.

SPEAKER_07 35:05

Thank you, Miss Tammy.

SPEAKER_05 35:07

Thank you. And um, I think that it's only appropriate that we support the people that support us.

SPEAKER_07 35:13

112%.

SPEAKER_05 35:16

And you know, so I think it's time we crack open this hey girl hay by old Black Bear Brewing. Shall we boil? And this beer is brewed with blackberry and key lime. It rocks a 4.6% alcohol by volume, and it is a 5ABU, so it should taste a little bit on the sweeter side.

SPEAKER_07 35:49

Let's go for it.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

Lane didn't go for a sniff at all.

SPEAKER_07 36:00

You just popped it open and Lane's Lane's in rare form.

SPEAKER_04 36:04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:04

Lane's in Thursday off day form.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

I mean Thursday off day. Um, you guys left me unsupervised. I mean, the hard part is for me, Caitlin saw me earlier coming downtown. I thought you were gonna pull in behind me too. And chose not to come and hang out with me.

SPEAKER_07 36:25

I I was on a mission, brother. I had so I had to come back home, I had to drop some stuff off, had to go get a haircut, had to come back, get my truck, go pick some more stuff up. So it's been it's been a day for K Dog.

SPEAKER_05 36:40

I mean, this sounds like excuses to me.

SPEAKER_07 36:42

And then I I had to go to Coleman, and while I was in Coleman, picked up my wife, this beautiful plant back here that she has fallen in love with. That's the most expensive plant in this house. It is a albino something. It's called an album something. Oh, well, fancy. Yeah, it's pretty fancy. Pretty fancy plant.

SPEAKER_05 37:04

But I feel like we need to get back to the beer because that's why I'm enjoying it. I've anybody listening to it.

SPEAKER_07 37:11

It's not bad. It's very it's got that berry.

SPEAKER_04 37:13

It's under key lime forward. I'm getting a ton of key lime.

SPEAKER_07 37:16

Yeah, which I like.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

Which I like. It's tangy.

SPEAKER_07 37:20

Um, no, I don't mind it. I don't think it's bad at all. I think um it's not like your regular drinking beer, but if you're wanting that little fruity with a kick, that's it.

SPEAKER_05 37:30

Uh, once again, I think we're back in the not a truly sour beer realm. It's just got sour ingredients in it.

SPEAKER_07 37:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:39

I'm I'm big on this. I like it. I like it a lot.

SPEAKER_07 37:43

It wouldn't surprise me if this is a big seller in Alabama.

SPEAKER_05 37:46

Yeah, I'm I don't know if you guys haven't, a, if you're a Jasper listener and haven't visited Tammy's, you should.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

You're missing out.

SPEAKER_05 37:55

But secondarily to that, I mean, this is just a damn good beer.

SPEAKER_04 38:00

So hear me out. This is this is where my mind immediately went. Y'all might think I'm crazy for this. This beer. I want you to picture yourself eating a fried bologna sandwich and drinking this beer. Because to me, that would go great together.

SPEAKER_07 38:19

I don't know. Uh it's tough, brother. Y'all don't like a fried, I do love a fried bologna sandwich. Shot. I don't know that that's the first thing I think of.

SPEAKER_04 38:27

No, it's just I was thinking like, when when would I drink this beer? And fried bologna sandwich.

SPEAKER_07 38:32

This kind of tastes like a warhead to me. Yeah, it's sharp. And I like that.

SPEAKER_05 38:36

Yeah. Yeah, I get a whole lot more of a hey guys, let's get together. We're about to go to the river. Let's go, you know, when I lived in Mobile, let's go to the beach.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

Um Hey girl, hey, let's go to the beach. Hey girl, hey.

SPEAKER_07 38:51

No, that's that's where this comes from. I'm telling you. They they let someone try it, and she was like, Hi girl, hi. Oh hey girl, hey. Yeah, that is definitely um I like it. It's a water girly, like um she wants to drink beer, but she needs a little flavor with the colour.

SPEAKER_04 39:11

Well, both of our wives, both of our wives had one of these earlier and said that they loved them.

SPEAKER_07 39:15

They love them, yeah. Yeah, they were very big on this. I hit the nail on the head then.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

Yep, yep. Hey girl, hey. I like it. It's very key lime forward.

SPEAKER_05 39:23

Yeah. I mean, the this whole thing, like, I mean, I even like they advertise this as an ale with blackberry and key lime. And I have a hard time pulling the ale out of this just due to the fruit forwardness of the beer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:40

If I if I was just drinking it and I didn't read the can, I would automatically jump to sour for sure.

SPEAKER_07 39:46

That's what I would, yeah, I would think the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

But I like it. It's good.

SPEAKER_05 39:52

Alright, so what do you think?

SPEAKER_04 39:54

Um I'm gonna go 4-2-5.

SPEAKER_07 40:02

4-2-5. I'm gonna hit it with a 3-9.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

3-9?

SPEAKER_07 40:09

3-9. The reason being What's keeping it from being a four? Because I just wouldn't drink this all the time. Not me personally. Now, I'm I like I said, people are gonna love this beer. I'm not a warhead guy. Not because of the sour or whatever, because I like, I mean, there's like what the um Sour Patch kids are like, you know, but it's given that strong warhead feel, and I've just never really been a warhead guy.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Not a big sour guy. I get it.

SPEAKER_05 40:40

I I, however, am a big sour guy.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Yeah. And like you are you are a big sour gentleman. I agree.

SPEAKER_05 40:49

I I am. I'm large, I'm in charge, and I have a pretty bad attitude.

SPEAKER_04 40:53

He's sour.

SPEAKER_05 40:54

Pretty big attitude. Um I think that I'm gonna give this beer four and a half bottle caps out of five.

SPEAKER_04 41:04

Four point five. Four or five. Great, great rating. Overall, I think really fantastic rating. Great performance, great performance.

SPEAKER_07 41:11

And If that had been something I'm into more, I would I I could see just throwing a four or five on it or something, but I'm it's not something I would just drink regularly.

SPEAKER_04 41:20

It feels like it's gonna be a heartburn beer. Oh, no, personally.

SPEAKER_05 41:24

Yeah, no, I couldn't drink a whole lot of these, which would probably keep it from being higher rating. But yeah, no, I could drink one of these and be very happy.

SPEAKER_04 41:36

Very happy.

SPEAKER_07 41:36

I do feel like the cheese makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 41:38

Yeah, pair this with a nice cheese. Yeah, I could see that. I mean a nice gouda, if you will.

SPEAKER_04 41:44

I need a six-pack of this, an aluminum rocket ship, some goggles, a snorkel, and townhouse crackers. Y'all don't worry what's going on.

SPEAKER_07 41:53

What's the banana for? Don't worry, y'all. Stop asking the questions.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

I ain't asking.

SPEAKER_07 42:03

Bring the banana and some duct tape.

SPEAKER_04 42:05

I ain't asking.

SPEAKER_05 42:06

Give me a little bit more. I'm more concerned where the duct tape's coming from.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

The duct tape's to hold the rocket ship together on the way to the cheese mountain.

SPEAKER_07 42:14

Such a cool can, though. No, yeah, you do not see beer with that can, and the the label is a printed type plastic, like like almost like a wrapper you need to take off.

SPEAKER_05 42:27

Yeah, like I'm not gonna lie. When I walked in, like I looked at the I'm not gonna lie, I'm a I'm I'm a whore for the design of the can.

SPEAKER_07 42:37

Oh, they sold you immediately. If it catches your eye, you're all like they were like boom.

SPEAKER_05 42:41

Like I'm walking through and I'm looking for something that's gonna grab my attention.

SPEAKER_07 42:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:47

And we have a very, you know, uh tie-dye style with a black bear on it.

SPEAKER_04 42:54

Like it would go crazy at a fish show.

SPEAKER_05 42:57

Oh, yeah. Grateful or Grateful Dead. Um oh, I did have a juicy pale L by Dogfish Head today as well. Oh, how was that? You know, and I think and I think at some point we're gonna review it on the show.

SPEAKER_04 43:18

Yep, that's what I heard. It's on the list.

SPEAKER_05 43:21

It was fine. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 43:25

Like just fine.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

It's not gonna knock my socks off. It was a it was a pale ale, so we can associate that with, you know, the pale ale tastings. Yeah. Um, but I think it I think overall I can't complain about what it was. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_04 43:42

Fair enough. Fair enough. As long as somebody doesn't show up with the what is it, two two hearted, two, two fish uh two hard ale by uh Bells.

SPEAKER_05 43:51

Yeah. And you know, that's that's a keep that away from me. No, that's a really good IPA. Don't hate on it. You can keep that away from me. I'm not gonna do it. It is what it is.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Are you do you like snake handlers?

SPEAKER_05 44:03

I'll handle your snake, but that's a different story. I believe that. I believe that. You know, and I and I think that um I oh I actually had probably a new second favorite Imperial IPA today.

SPEAKER_04 44:20

What was that?

SPEAKER_05 44:21

I tried Crowd Control by Southern Prohibition. It comes out of Hattiburg, Mississippi. Hattiesburg.

SPEAKER_07 44:33

Oh, Hattiesburg.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

And I wasn't just blasted in the face. With Hobbs? With Hobbs. Ooh. And so I was like, I couldn't get down on this. Like if I was starting the night on this beer, that's a beer I could drink.

SPEAKER_04 44:51

I'm about that.

SPEAKER_05 44:52

It's like 8%, so it's it's not, you know, exceptionally high, but that is pretty high for a beer.

SPEAKER_04 44:58

It'll get on you.

SPEAKER_05 44:59

Oh yeah. You know, I drank 10, 12 of those, and I'm ready for a good night.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

Sauced. That's my I think that's growing to be my favorite phrase for someone who has been drinking for a while. Sauced. Yeah, I like it, I think.

SPEAKER_05 45:15

You know, and it's a very underrated phrase, and I don't think it comes from the U.S. as a whole. I think that's more of a Britain type style. Sauced. But sauced, yeah, I'm I'm down with that.

SPEAKER_07 45:28

So fetch.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

I don't like wasted because wasted sounds derogatory. I like rent. He just rent. They just rent, man. Yeah, but sauced. I like that one. Big fan. Big fan.

SPEAKER_07 45:43

We always just say fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 45:46

Homie fucked up.

SPEAKER_07 45:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

Yeah. That's part of it.

unknown 45:51

Hey!

SPEAKER_04 45:53

That's my son.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

That's my paw.

SPEAKER_06 45:55

That's my little boy. I'm so damn proud of him.

SPEAKER_05 45:58

I also have a game for us tonight. As you know, every week we do play a game of some sort.

SPEAKER_04 46:05

We got lots of good games. So what do y'all think? There's a saying, and I I like this saying a lot because I think it's really funny. But it's like um somebody will be talking about something, and it's like, man, that's so good. You don't need to advertise, it sells itself, you know. And to me, PBR is that you ain't gotta advertise, it sells itself. Um, but Uncle Lane was talking earlier about some beer commercials, and I've never watched a beer commercial and been like, that's the reason I'm gonna go get some beer. But I have watched some beer commercials and been like, that is the reason I'm gonna get that specific beer.

SPEAKER_05 46:45

Y'all, no doubt. Like I've I've had a lot of beers over the course of my life, right? A couple of few for sure. At a minimum, probably 500. Think so? Oh, yeah. I mean, I think I'm far closer to a thousand. Like, um, I sitting down at Jake's. We're talking about types of beer, right? I'm talking about individual beers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

Oh, you've had way more than a thousand individual beers.

SPEAKER_05 47:10

And so, like, I was sitting down at Jake's earlier and I was having a conversation with Miss Patty, the most wonderful bartender in the bird area. And she asked me, she, you know, she was talking about Jake Brown's, or I think it's Jake Brown's or Johnny Brown's or something like along those lines. It's a bar in Birmingham. Jack Brown's. Jack Brown's.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

They got beer and burgers.

SPEAKER_05 47:32

And that's what they have. They have beer and burgers.

SPEAKER_04 47:35

Delicious burgers and delicious beers.

SPEAKER_05 47:37

I have not been there. So I looked at the I looked at the list of beers they had on tap, and I was like, I've had 60% of these. Yeah. No question about it. They have a great selection. So I want to pose to you guys tonight or this evening, whatever time it is, what is your Mount Rushmore of beer commercials?

SPEAKER_04 48:02

Okay. This one for me is is pretty easy. Um and they're not in any specific order because Mount Rushmore's not in any specific order, but the first one I'm gonna take is any blue moon commercial where the beer phases in behind like an orange graphic. You know, like a a a wheel, an orange wheel, and it'll fade in. Because to me, a blue moon with an orange slice drop down in it is one of my favorite beers in the world, especially on draft.

SPEAKER_05 48:40

So before you get any farther, I do want to ask though. Okay. Are we gonna we're not gonna do this draft style, right? But like, do you want to do one? K Dog does one, I want to do one, and like rotate through. Oh yeah, we got it. I'm not I I don't want to put you like on a spot to say.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:01

But like, first of all, you're taking a any blue moon that fades in.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

Yeah, like the so it reminds me. Have you seen the colorblind test where there the letter is like in the in the number? There were these ads where the beer came out of like an orange wheel, like it phased in. And to me, like I have I love a blue moon with an orange slice in it. And like something about that, there have been nights where like I'm watching something and a blue moon ad will come on, and it's like, cool, I'm going, I'm getting blue moons tonight.

SPEAKER_05 49:36

Oh man, like a blue moon for what it is. It's wonderful. It's hard to beat.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

Have you had the lights? They make a light blue moon now that's really good. I like it a lot.

SPEAKER_05 49:49

I feel like I need to dive in a lot more to the light side of beer, just as a whole just lacked it heavy. Because God forbid I drink 20, 30 beers on a night, you know.

SPEAKER_04 50:01

That are all 200 calories apiece.

SPEAKER_05 50:03

Yeah, exactly. I'm not uh I'm not a skinny fella. Yeah, but if I could find a light beer that's you know on par, I think I would be there.

SPEAKER_07 50:13

K Dog. So I'm gonna go, so I'm gonna start mine from back to my favorite, right? Um, I'm gonna have to throw in the Dosakis from back in the day. He is interesting. The most interesting man in the world. Because nothing ever made me want to have one more.

SPEAKER_04 50:29

Like dives off a cliff.

SPEAKER_07 50:31

I was like, I was like, why that does sound interesting, you know? Oh, yeah. So yeah, I'll I'll throw that on the last of my my row.

SPEAKER_05 50:40

So there was a beer commercial in the 90s, and it was for Guinness. I want to give a huge shout out to Guinness as a whole. God, I love Guinness. But in a time when Guinness was the other beer. Yeah. In a time when, as a whole, American domestic beers were trying to go for the funny ha ha style, Guinness released the surfer commercial.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

I don't think I've seen this one.

SPEAKER_05 51:16

And you're pro and realistically, you're probably not old enough.

SPEAKER_04 51:20

You're old.

SPEAKER_05 51:21

And I am. But if you go back and you look up the 1990s Guinness Surfer commercial. Guinness Surfer. I'll look it up. And if you watch that after the show, of course, it has been voted all time of one of the greatest commercials for a beer ever created. And so I've got to take, you know, I probably my number one spot on the Mount Rushmore is the Guinness Surfer. I mean, for for me, I got you. Like, once again, we're not we're not limiting this to simply a you know straight scale. So what's your Guinness commercial uh the Guinness Surfer.

SPEAKER_04 52:09

The second place on my Mount Rushmore, and this is unconventional, y'all can tell me if this doesn't count, but in my mind it counts. The second thing on my Mount Rushmore would just be a carving of Stone Cold Steve Austin's face. Because I remember when I was like a little, little kid, you know, I was never super big into wrestling, WWE, none of that stuff. But I had a stepbrother who was.

SPEAKER_08 52:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:37

And what? And seeing him just beat the crap out of somebody and then smash two beer cans together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:47

And like that Austin 316 said I just whipped your ass.

SPEAKER_04 52:51

And I don't know pretty good, brother. I don't know if he had a deal, like if he drank the same beer all the time or what it was. But just as an advertisement period for I mean, he was advertising beer drinking, that's for sure. For beer drinking. That's on my mouth rush board.

SPEAKER_05 53:09

Oh, I mean, it's hard to respect that. Did he have a specific beer that he drank? I think he drank several different beers of the kind over over time, but I'm pretty sure he was a heavy guy.

SPEAKER_07 53:20

K Dog, number two on your be my number four coming in. I would have to go number four, and you know, I drink more McLub than Bud Lott, but the Bud Light post-malone with Shangillis.

SPEAKER_04 53:40

Oh, those are really good. Those are really good.

SPEAKER_07 53:44

Those commercials crack you up, man.

SPEAKER_04 53:46

You know we can't drink this right now, right? What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, we have to wait. Yeah, it's almost over. It's all okay.

SPEAKER_07 53:53

Yeah, if it's funny, it's it's gonna give me so that that's definitely that'd be number four.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

Do you guys remember The Real Men of Genius?

SPEAKER_06 54:05

Real Men of Genius.

SPEAKER_05 54:07

Yeah, we were all singing that what last weekend. And I I don't know if I can like pinpoint a specific one.

SPEAKER_04 54:16

But just all of them.

SPEAKER_05 54:17

But as a marketing gimmick over time, it is incredibly hard to beat the real men of genius. Oh, yeah. And so that has to have a place on my mount rushmore for sure.

SPEAKER_04 54:34

Um next one. So this one's hard because I can't give it to both of them. But the UFC has done a great job with some beer ads. Um with specifically the modello ads, the uh brood brood for a fighting spirit, those were really good. But before they were doing modello, they had a fat tire sponsorship. And they did some really cool fat tire ads. And I, as someone who really enjoys fat tire, just generally speaking, um, all of the old UFC fat tire ads are really good.

SPEAKER_05 55:15

That that's probably on there, you know, and I don't think that I was really following UFC at the time.

SPEAKER_04 55:24

You should? Were you following fat tire at the time?

SPEAKER_05 55:27

I was drinking a lot of fat tires at the time.

SPEAKER_04 55:30

I like fat beer.

SPEAKER_05 55:32

I like fat tire. I like beer. I mean, New Belgium as a whole, they have so many good beers. Yeah. And I think that it, you know, it's overlooked how good they are as a craft beer um brewery.

SPEAKER_04 55:51

Yeah, fat tire is one of those that gets overlooked. Like when you're talking about really, really excellent beer, um it gets overlooked. Oh, yeah, and I mean like more people should drink fat tire.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

Oh, sh for sure. And I mean, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 56:08

We're we're I'm on my third, I would have to say. Is it the Bush Mountain Man? Oh that those were used to kill me, so that would definitely be my number three.

SPEAKER_05 56:25

That's I mean, it's so hard. Like, and and if you're a brewery, right? If you're Bush, like what more do you need than cracking open a beer? Gosh, that's it. And it just saying, Bush.

SPEAKER_07 56:46

It just tells you what it is.

SPEAKER_05 56:48

Like, I mean, like the beer itself tells you exactly where you need to be. So what would be your so number three for me are the frogs. Do you guys remember the Budweiser frogs? Uh-uh. And there was three of them, and they went bud. What? No. Zerr. I do not remember that. Nope. No, those frogs, they were so niche, and they were so huge for the time period. And truth be told, Bud Light is fine. I don't I don't give a damn what you guys say about, you know, in terms of like the modern the modernity, the issues that are going on there. It's perfectly perfectly fine beer.

SPEAKER_07 57:36

Budweiser and I love Budweiser. I just like McLean more now.

SPEAKER_05 57:41

Yeah. But you know, it's the it's the Budweiser frogs. The Budweiser Frogs. That's number three for you.

SPEAKER_07 57:47

Oh, yeah, no, no doubt. I played a round of golf and immediately went to McLobe.

SPEAKER_04 57:54

So for me, number four, last one, and I I feel like I it's insane that this one is still around. Um because it's so iconic. I think when you think beer ad, this is the first thing that jumps to my mind. And I grew up with um Belgian horses, so it's gotta be all the Budweiser, the Belgians. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:18

Are you talking about the Clyde sales? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 58:21

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:22

It's just that to me is the beer ad.

SPEAKER_07 58:27

So on mine for my number, what are we the my number two now?

SPEAKER_04 58:32

No, this is your number four.

SPEAKER_07 58:35

No, I I went backwards from five.

SPEAKER_04 58:38

Gotcha, gotcha.

SPEAKER_07 58:39

Um mine would be a specific Budweiser commercial, and it's gotta be that new one they just made.

SPEAKER_05 58:46

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 58:48

The horse that jumps over the log and it looks like he has wings, and but they like grew up together, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 58:55

I was like, oh with the ball down.

SPEAKER_07 58:57

Oh mine. Started as a little chick.

SPEAKER_04 59:00

That's not a Budweiser ad, though. It is. I thought that was a PBR ad.

SPEAKER_05 59:04

No, it's Budweiser. Budweiser has been the Clydesdale since the probably 80s.

SPEAKER_07 59:11

They went hard on that one for the Super Bowl. For some reason, I thought that was a PBR ad. Yep. Budweiser.

SPEAKER_05 59:18

Heck yeah. So are we at number three or number four? Four. We're done. Oh, we're done. So I got one more. Number four for me, number three for me, whatever number this is, God knows. Um, do you guys remember the red stripe commercials from the late 90s, early 2000s? No, we've already determined that I'm not old enough. Yeah, I was gonna say you weren't even born yet. You was born yesterday. But do you remember the commercials? And it didn't matter. It was like always two Jamaican guys in the house. And then all of a sudden, for whatever reason, it would pan over to like a goat eating something inside the house.

SPEAKER_07 59:59

I feel like I remember it.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:02

And it didn't matter. I feel like it's what was happening, but the red stripe commercials with the goat in the early 2000s was like I mean, it it just, you know, was a huge thing for me.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

No, I missed that one. I've never seen those.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:27

And that's unfortunate for your life.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:30

I'll have to check them out. I got two. Two to check out.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:33

No, you got a lot to check out. You got one more to check out because my final my so my my final.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:40

There are only four presidents on Mount Rushmore, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:44

So we're doing top five. We're not doing Mount Rushmore.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:46

Yeah. We're just gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:47

I don't know how many we still add a president one day. Eventually. Doesn't matter. Um let's see. I took uh Budweiser's number one for me, but it's got I guess because we're sitting here drinking coors light, but the the train going around the mountain with the big blue mountain in the background. Those are good. I like those.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:12

Just make you thirsty. Oh I'm gonna have to say, man, my last one, and I don't know that y'all have seen this Guinness commercial, but it's where the lady's back is going back and forth, and there's a Guinness beer sitting on her back. Now, I don't think this was released in America.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:32

No, no, no, no. You got a YouTube video.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:34

Oh, I looked some up. But the guy behind her grabs the Guinness, takes a swallower, and puts it back. And then a guy from the other side takes a swallower, puts it back, and then a guy from underneath and it said something like share with a friend.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:51

That's a good ads my number one. The peer ad I've ever seen of someone.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:57

Yeah, that's not a US commercial for sure. They wouldn't let that air.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:00

No, no. But you can Google it. If anyone hasn't seen it, go laugh.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:05

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:06

So I'm gonna hit the Wayback Machine for my number four. And it's probably from Before You Were Born. Okay. And that was the one second Miller High Life commercial.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:22

One second Miller High Life commercial. I have not seen that.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:26

So Miller during the Super Bowl, during their height of the campaign, like champion of beers thing, they bought a one-second ad during the Super Bowl. That's funny. And all it was was just an advertisement of Miller High Life.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:50

Yeah. I like Miller High Life. I ain't drank one in a long time because you've been on the Colorado Kool-Aids.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:56

Oh man, I've been drinking coolers. Who's the High Life guy? Jason. Jason's the High Life guy. J Daddy, episode number one. Check that out if you haven't heard it.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:06

Yeah. He was on episode number one. Shout out J Daddy.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:10

Yeah. We put we straight put five presidents on Mount Rushmore.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:14

Yep. I don't know how many presidents we put on there, but there's a damn good list of ads if you've never seen them.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:21

Yeah. That'll work.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:24

You know, and and Budweiser has done such a phenomenal job over the years.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:31

Doing lots of good ads.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:33

And it's so hard because like when you think about Budweiser or, you know, the the Bud brewing as a whole, they've got such a bad rap right now because of that one advertisement. Nah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:48

That'd be fine. There's still look, no matter what they do, there's still gonna be so many poor people like us drinking bush lattes.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:56

Bush latte. Bush shhh.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:58

Which is arguably their their best beer. I mean it's not a bush latte, but just a bush.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:04

Bush. We were drinking some bushes earlier.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:07

Or not earlier, but just the other day.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:11

I mean, it's a little bit more. If it's gold, it's a concern drink.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:14

That's the truth right there.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:16

I mean, if it's lukewarm, I'll drink it.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:19

We gotta start keeping our beers we bring here. I I looked it up.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:24

Stone Cold Steve Austin is quoted in an interview um saying, Hey Stone Cold, what beer do you drink in the ring? He says, the cold ones.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:35

You know, me and you know, uh did I cover it on the did it actually make the podcast where I talked about that I thought that Stone Cold was my uncle? What? I'm not sure what I don't remember.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:48

It may have gotten cut, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:51

I'm sure it did. But you know, when I was a kid, God, one of the things was that I always thought growing up.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:04

You were baby stone cold?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:05

No, not even that. So you had a bald uncle? I had an uncle. Oh, you did tell this story. I had an uncle who was bald. And he had a goatee. And he beat the shit out of me growing up. And I could have sworn growing up that this man was stone cold.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:33

Hit you with a fucking chair. Yeah. Dad, I don't want to stay with Uncle.