Ep.9 B&E DoorDashing Featuring Colt 45

This week on Trip to the Beer Store, things get messy in the best way. The crew gets into the DoorDash incident where the girl recorded the guy and the internet immediately did what it does best, picked sides before knowing the whole story. Then they crack open a Midnight Special and give their honest take while the conversation spirals into some brutally honest hot takes about red flag friends, you know the ones who always bring chaos, bad decisions, and somehow still make it into the group chat.

It’s unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of episode that starts with beer and ends with everyone questioning their friendships.

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:10

It changed my life. Trip to the best hole. On the trip to the pistol. Gotta have a situation on trip to the best hole. I had a revelation. Yeah, more lives.

SPEAKER_10 0:28

Guys, I think DoorDash needs to be reined in. It's becoming a serious problem.

SPEAKER_09 0:32

I have ethical issues with DoorDash, but um I agree wholeheartedly.

SPEAKER_10 0:38

So are you guys familiar with the DoorDash Girl?

SPEAKER_03 0:41

I am a little familiar with the DoorDash Girl.

SPEAKER_09 0:44

Is this the one who opened open the or the door was open and she like popped her head in? Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:49

And we'd like to welcome Cody back from his travels.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

Oh, Cody Ward. Hey, hey, hey. Glad to be back. Thank you guys for having me.

SPEAKER_10 0:59

So there's a 23-year-old DoorDasher in Oswego, New York. Her name was pronunciation. Olivia Henderson. So she picks it, she picks up her order just like she does for all the other ones. She goes to make her drop off, right? And according to her, when she arrived at the address, the door was open, and a man was laying on his couch completely nude and passed out.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:31

What do you do in this situation?

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Uh drop a food off and dip. Yeah. I mean, just set the food down and uh I mean Yeah, high tell it, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

I seen the video. And it it seems like she pushed the door open a little. Is that not true? Well, so it is. And he's laying there. I mean, granted, he is laying there in a position that's like Step Bro, is that you? But I'm saying, like, I'm pretty positive. Didn't she push the door open?

SPEAKER_10 2:04

I mean, there's a there's a lot that went on with it, but the but the biggest problem being is instead of you know dropping the food bag, GTFO, I got work to do. Yeah, she pulls out her phone and she records a video of this guy. Oh.

SPEAKER_09 2:20

And now there's a countersuit, right?

SPEAKER_10 2:24

She's been in she's being in the There's there's a whole lot going on with it. And so not only did she record this guy, she went so far as to post it to TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

Oh man. What kind of world are we living in when a man can't just pass out naked on his couch?

SPEAKER_03 2:40

Waiting on your food, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_10 2:42

I mean, who of us has not done the exact same thing? I mean, I don't leave my door open, but who of it who of us has not passed out naked?

SPEAKER_09 2:50

Many, many times. Many times. Never after ordering DoorDash, because I don't order DoorDash because I have ethical issues with DoorDash.

SPEAKER_10 2:58

So even after you're you record this man in the privacy of his home, you upload it to TikTok, and then you've got the nerve to claim that you are a victim of sexual assault now.

SPEAKER_09 3:14

That's crazy. So if what she's saying is true, I could see how if he ordered the food and was like, well, I'm gonna see if she's gonna drop off of food and maybe come in for a minute and like left the door open.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

But how would you have any clue that it's a girl? Well, it tells you their name, I think. Right?

SPEAKER_09 3:36

So I've never used DoorDash, so that's why I believe it tells you your Dasher's name.

SPEAKER_03 3:40

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_09 3:41

Um He's like Tatiana. He's like Oh Olivia. I I could see that was her name, right, Olivia. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_10 3:49

I'm gonna check and make sure Olivia Henderson.

SPEAKER_09 3:52

I could see how that could be that could be perceived as predatory right behavior. But if I believe in the video, she like kind of pushes the door up. That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Um that it was cracked and she pushed it open and he was just laying there naked.

SPEAKER_09 4:06

Yeah, so if that's the case, then probably should have just dropped the put the fries in the bag, leave the bag, tear out, you know.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

I mean, he wasn't like bricked up or anything. I mean, you know what I'm saying? I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 4:20

Slow stroke.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

He might have just I haven't seen the just laid there passed out, you know.

SPEAKER_10 4:25

I hadn't seen the video, so I'm but I mean, you know, sexual assault is one of the you know loudest things in the media right now is a whole for sure.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

Yeah, I think this is definitely one of those uh victim mentality kind of things, right? So just drop the food and fucking leave, you know. Creep with guys are creep.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Don't they usually do that? Was it in so there was something on there about like you can just request that it's left at the door, take a picture? Well, you're supposed to. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10 4:53

Like there's no reason you don't have to knock on the door, you're not supposed to go in the house, you're not supposed to do any of that. You drop the food at the door, you take a picture of it. It may say like hit the bell on your way out, but you're not you don't hand food to people anymore. That all went away with uh COVID.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

So now it was breaking and entering. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 5:13

At least entering.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 5:15

Hey guys, we're about to pull a B and E. So what's the what's the most recent update? Oh, yeah. So uh um, you know, that that all happened in October of last year. Um so in November, or no, sorry, late October of last year, she gets banned from DoorDash. Like permanently banned, never have a job with them again.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Seeing her do something wrong, you know.

SPEAKER_10 5:39

I mean, yeah, I mean, how do you not? Then early November rolls around and the police get involved. And the police say that their finding contradict Henderson's story.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Oh. So she twisted the doorknob before she hit record.

SPEAKER_10 5:55

The investigation indicated she entered the home and that the man was intoxicated and incapacitated, not actively assaulting her, and that she filmed from inside or just outside his home, making the image a violation.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

Oh, he was drunk ordering food, passed out on the couch. Hey, look, that checks all the boxes, right?

SPEAKER_08 6:12

Who ain't been there?

SPEAKER_09 6:15

My boy was just tore out the frame and needed some Taco Bell, something fierce.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

They didn't know she was gonna go beeping on him.

SPEAKER_10 6:24

So November. Yeah, so she's the beeping Tom.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

Yeah. And then put it that's the thing, like, isn't it a felony to we're getting there? Naked pictures of a somebody else online, or you know.

SPEAKER_10 6:36

Yeah. So as my next bullet point here.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Sorry, skipped ahead.

SPEAKER_10 6:42

November 10th, she's arrested by the Oswego County, city, police, whoever it is. She's charged with two felonies. One is unlawful surveillance in the second degree, meaning that she recorded somebody without their consent in a non public space. Gotcha. And number two being the dissemination of an unlawful surveillance image in the first degree.

SPEAKER_09 7:10

So she's done. Yeah. They're gonna get her. I wonder it is. I wonder if that's play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wonder if that's like a sex offender charge if you'll have to register for that.

SPEAKER_10 7:20

Well, I I don't think it would be well, I mean, uploading porn to TikTok is probably a crime, but um it doesn't specifically, you know, state it's of a sexual nature. What the recording here is, is that she recorded illegally and then uploaded an illegal recording. So probably won't get tagged with the sex offender on that one. But as of two days ago, um she was um well uh I don't know why it didn't update correctly, but as of two days ago, she was indicted by a grand jury, so she'll actually be going to trial for this.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

Wow. Cool. Well, here's the deal. They obviously uh saw sufficient enough evidence if they here's the deal, man.

SPEAKER_09 8:09

I know y'all, y'all, when y'all were kids, like the internet iPhones wasn't a thing. And when I was a little, little kid, it wasn't either. But I remember like having a having an iPod that had access to the internet. And having all these adults in my life that said, hey, look, this internet thing is kind of taking off. Before you you post anything, understand it's out there, you know, forever. If if I say something across the table to Lane and there's nobody in here, that's between me and Lane. If I post something on the internet and tag Lane in it, that's me and Lane and every single other person who's on the internet. Everyone. And I think some people have forgotten that. You know, you see some stuff get posted on Facebook or TikTok or wherever, and you're like, is that gonna age that well in 10 years?

SPEAKER_03 9:05

Like, yeah. Sometimes you gotta take a step back.

unknown 9:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

I've nearly posted some things and I'm like, ah, don't need that to trail behind me for a while.

SPEAKER_09 9:13

Not everything, not everything needs to be on social media, you know.

SPEAKER_10 9:17

Just like I'm I'm I'm flabbergasted by DoorDash right now. It wasn't that long we talked about nasty ass burgers, right? Yep, nasty ass. And you miss nasty ass burgers. There's this homeless guy living on the streets in Atlanta, got approved to be a DoorDash restaurant, and his entire restaurant was him grilling hamburgers on the side of a shopping cart under a bridge. Okay. And it and that got approved for DoorDash. Wow.

SPEAKER_09 9:49

Hey, dope fiends gonna hustle, brother. Man, it don't matter. I gotta hand it to him, really.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

I mean, he could have just been laying on a street corner with his hand out and got a nulla. The man's hustling. This maker burger was putting in work, you know. Listen, I'm starting with this shopping cart right here.

SPEAKER_03 10:07

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

I'm gonna move into a 93 Chevy Lumina trunk, right? And I'm gonna work my way all the way up.

SPEAKER_09 10:16

Yeah. I'm gonna own a McDonald's one day. Yeah, and he will. I hope he does. I got nothing but love in my heart for nasty ass burgers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 10:24

Did y'all hear about the other DoorDash driver? Um, this lady ordered a seafood boil. Okay. And the bag was dropped outside of her house, marked as delivered.

SPEAKER_07 10:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 10:36

And she went outside, picked it up, no seafood bowl in it. So goes to TikTok later on, and or this person posts, you know, like on the internet about it and stuff. And later on on TikTok, there's this um person of a with a different ethnicity than us that's on there bragging about how she's a DoorDasher and she stole this person's seafood bowl.

SPEAKER_09 11:05

Took the damn crab legs.

SPEAKER_10 11:08

And they bullied this woman on the internet until she deleted her TikTok.

SPEAKER_09 11:14

The person who ate the seafood bowl or the person who was mad about it?

SPEAKER_10 11:17

No, the person who ate it. They bullied every one of her posts going back like every one of them.

SPEAKER_09 11:23

I had a I had a boy.

SPEAKER_10 11:25

She creates a new TikTok and they find her again.

SPEAKER_08 11:34

Get her.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

There she is. Shame. Two-bit, two-bit shrimp bull eating bitch.

SPEAKER_09 11:42

You know, it's funny that you bring up shrimp bowl because the first thing uh I saw on social media today was around lunchtime, sat down to eat my lunch and opened up TikTok, and the first thing that pulled up was a shrimp bowl. And it made me consider texting our old buddy Cody Ward over here and saying Yeah, we need to do that. It's been on my mind a couple days too. Oh, yeah. Have you seen people drop the imitation crab meat off in it? Like just almost when it's done, you just drop it off in it.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

I'm not a hater. I do like the imitation crab.

SPEAKER_09 12:19

Oh, me too, dude. It's got great macros. Like if you're trying to lose weight, imitation crabs.

SPEAKER_10 12:23

Well, Linden Garden's my favorite restaurant.

SPEAKER_09 12:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that uh crab casserole thing.

SPEAKER_10 12:29

Well, that bacon wrapped imitation crabs.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

Yeah. Those are my two favorite things, too.

SPEAKER_09 12:34

Did you just say the words bacon wrapped and imitation crab?

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 12:38

Guys, we gotta wrap this up. I got somewhere to be. Never.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

You're joking.

SPEAKER_09 12:42

Never. We got someplace. Wrap this up. Cody, it's been nice having you on the podcast. We'll see y'all next week. See y'all next week. What about the beer review? Next week. Next week, we'll do two next week.

SPEAKER_10 12:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Um, we'll also be re reviewing the Bacon Wrapped Invitation Crap.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

Is it that's all it is? So look, let's door dash some and just sit here naked when it should.

SPEAKER_09 13:06

The door was closed. I don't know what the problem. You have a glass.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

Man, will you stop videoing through the window?

SPEAKER_09 13:12

It was just a poor nakedness.

SPEAKER_10 13:15

Leave the food at the door. And then on top of that, there was another incident where this woman, this DoorDash woman was mad because she didn't get a big enough tip. Gotcha. And so she opens the bag, pepper sprays the inside of the bag, and then the outside of it.

SPEAKER_09 13:34

Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah, I've seen this. Like I think the I've not seen the it was like a husband and wife that ordered the food, and I think that the wife ended up getting pretty sick.

SPEAKER_10 13:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

You know, you know, in light of everything that's happening, shit like this. Where have we got to? You know what I mean? Like, I mean, there was a time when people got punched in the mouth for this kind of stuff, and this stuff didn't take place, you know.

SPEAKER_03 13:56

That's but you know, also Well now if you punch somebody in the mouth, it's attempted murder.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

So that's right.

SPEAKER_10 14:00

And then also, you know, we the we you don't have to verify it. Yeah. Right. Like because the bag's supposed to be sealed.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

I was uh I was told a really good story by my brother, uh, shout out David, um about people stealing packages or you know, stealing DoorDash, whatever. Um, this lady kept getting her packages stole, and what she did was she put a bunch of um black widows in a box. I had a good one. And the guy went down the road and they got out and bit him all over. He nearly died. Well, he tried to sue her, and she was like, Hey, those were my pets. And and he killed some of them. She actually took him to court and was suing him for her pets. That's pretty smart. She was like, I no, I put them on the porch when she told the cops, uh no, I put them on the porch because they need it outside air. Yeah. I didn't think somebody would steal my boxers. Yeah, but my pets. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 14:53

In what kind of society do we live in when it's actually a crime to glitter bomb the folks who steal your batches? Like you cannot glitter bomb people. Like you will go to jail. Have you seen that?

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Yeah, I've well I haven't seen that it's illegal yet, but I've seen the guys where they were glitter bombing people.

SPEAKER_09 15:12

I like the one where they do the fart spray and they get a blue.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

The best one I seen was a U.S. Marine, and he had a ring door camera, you know. And uh he rigged up some fireworks, you know, put off a pretty loud bang. And there was a uh kind of a heavier set gentleman tries to steal the package, boom, it goes off. He flips, flops across the porch, and he's like, ah, ah, and he's limping around, he's he's hurt, you know. And then uh the the homeowner comes on, he's at work, so he comes on over to the ring camera and he's like, I'm gonna get you, you know, when I police is on the way right now, you know, he's threatening him and all this shit, you know. And dude's like, ah, give me a break, man. And he takes his hand and wipes his ass. He goes, he smells and goes, ah, I shit myself.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Have y'all seen the uh the guys that used to place the bike and it was always like uh tied to something? Oh yeah. But then there was one where the seat used to come all the way up. Oh, yeah, yeah. So when they bicycle away and go to sit on the seat, the bar just comes right through it up. Oh man, and it was it was doing some damage too.

SPEAKER_10 16:29

Yeah. But you know, I think it also says a lot about where you live. Because I have a I've had a package sitting on my porch. Like I I got home from work at like 3:30, 4, and I've had a package sitting on my porch for like the last four hours. And people drive by my house all the time. Yeah, right, and ain't nobody mess with it. So I think it kind of says a lot about where you live, or at least who your neighbors are.

SPEAKER_09 16:55

Y'all figure out Lane's address and SWAT Lane. He's got packages, he's got just gonna start going up with the floor.

SPEAKER_10 17:00

Or send your ex-girlfriend there.

SPEAKER_09 17:01

Yeah, that too. That too. You can do them both. You can do them both at the same time. They're both gonna be bad for him.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

I'm gonna call the cops unless good stuff.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Yeah, I grew up uh, you know, in Bug Tussle. And uh man, we never locked the front door when we lived there, you know. And just wasn't a thing, you know. Right.

SPEAKER_09 17:22

It's a different time, brother. Different town.

SPEAKER_03 17:25

Different, different time, different town.

SPEAKER_09 17:27

Maybe stealing Bug Tussle, you're okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:29

I don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty sure dad don't lock the door now, you know.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

But Lord forbid you're there stealing when I get home. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Well, they uh he's got a uh a neighbor that lives across the holler, you know, and they kind of watch out for each other. And I remember one time they were they told dad, you know, they're like, hey, we're gonna be gone for a week or so or going to the beach or whatever. And dad's like, okay. And uh he seen headlights over there one night. He's like, all right, they ain't supposed to be back yet, you know. Loads up the old 270. Goes over there. They had come home from vacation early.

SPEAKER_09 18:08

That's good, yeah. I said, probably should have seen who y'all were before I sent that one through the engine block. That's my bad. That's my bad.

unknown 18:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 18:15

There's a there's a drive-by trucker song that I really like, and it one of the lyrics in it is uh, oh, uh, I keep an unlocked door and a loaded burglar alarm. Yeah, that's good stuff. I always like that lyric.

SPEAKER_03 18:29

I like those funny videos where somebody's breaking in and and the guy's like a tactical guy, and he's like, uh he's like, oh yes, yes, he's been waiting. I've been waiting for this. Please, please.

SPEAKER_09 18:40

Yeah, yeah. Uh one of my jujitsu students one time, he sent me a meme because I I joke about this a lot. Um he said there are two kinds of men in this world. One who fears when somebody breaks into their house in the middle of the night and they have to fight another grown man naked, and the ones who look forward to it.

unknown 19:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 19:01

Did y'all ever see any of those old videos they used to do when you could sing, you know, you can sing your old house like Alexa and stuff? Oh, yeah. And they would do one where it says, Alexa, lockdown. And all of a sudden the lights turn red. And it goes and from Shrek he goes, What are you doing in my swamp?

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Like the room in the room that gets leathered.

SPEAKER_09 19:23

Get him on, get him put a claymore on top of the room and let her go.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

So uh traveling around doing this construction, uh, I meet some people. You know what I mean? I meet some people, you know, some very fine people. And a guy was uh he was just talking shit in a smoke pit years ago, and he was talking about uh uh what you could do uh if you were ever outnumbered, you know, somebody multiple people come in your home or whatever, and he said, You just pull out a baseball bat and a box of rubbers. He said, and you tell them y'all might get me. But if you don't change their mind, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Uh wrong house, sir. We're sorry about that. So uh we got us a little beer review. You know what are we drinking on, Paul? Well, I have found this at um Trader Joe's. The the beer store?

SPEAKER_08 20:21

Trader Joe's beer store. Trader Joe's.

SPEAKER_03 20:23

Yeah, so um of course I seen a black can with a train on it, and I was like, ooh. So Autism activated. We have Yellow Hammer Brewing out of Huntsville, Alabama. Um Midnight Special, Black Lager.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

Great song, too, by the way. And we had a midnight special here. We didn't know so this is.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Oh, yeah. You hey, look, if you wanted to have a really good time that turns to shit very quickly.

SPEAKER_10 20:52

I gotta think of a couple of ways to do that.

SPEAKER_09 20:55

Um Lane. Yes, sir. I need you to educate me for a minute.

SPEAKER_10 20:59

I was actually gonna ask the same question you're about to ask me, so go ahead and ask it.

SPEAKER_09 21:04

You have mentioned IBU before.

SPEAKER_10 21:07

Yep.

SPEAKER_09 21:08

What because we had one that was like five IBU. What do we know what IBU means? Is that does that have something to do with the hops in it?

SPEAKER_10 21:20

So that's gonna be your international bitterness units.

SPEAKER_09 21:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 21:25

So it's a scale much like the Scoville, for example, when you would measure highness.

SPEAKER_09 21:30

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_10 21:32

So where we're at today, which is uh well, where's the IBUs at? 21.

SPEAKER_09 21:38

Yeah, 21 IBUs. Is that 21 out of 100?

SPEAKER_10 21:41

Yeah.

unknown 21:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

Well, I think it goes higher than 100, but it only had one notch on hops.

SPEAKER_10 21:47

Yeah. Well, so when you think about so hoppiness is gonna be that like your flavorful, like your flavor profile, right? But a lot of what most people misconceive. When it comes to hops, is that you don't matter what you're making, you throw all your hops in at once. That's not how it works. It's about when you introduce those hops during your brew process, is going to say a lot about that bitterness profile and the taste profile themselves. Okay. Because some hops, the longer they're in, it's going to change how those hops taste. And then some hops you throw in at the very end and it's going to completely change the profile from what you may have had earlier.

SPEAKER_09 22:28

You know what we should try to do, gentlemen? And we've talked about it. We've mentioned him on the podcast before. But you know who would be a phenomenal guest? And I think would be very informative for all of us because I like to drink beer a lot. I don't really know that much about beer, though. I know how I can drink 30 of them in quick succession. That's about it. Probably how to drink them. Yeah, yeah. I'm an expert in that.

SPEAKER_10 22:51

In fact, I'm better at showing people than I am and telling them.

SPEAKER_09 22:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 22:54

Don't believe me, watch.

SPEAKER_09 22:56

We should figure out how we could get good buddy of the show, Mason Boren, on. And I bet you he could educate us about some stuff. Because he made some fantastic beer.

SPEAKER_10 23:06

Yeah. I bet that man could be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Joe Latte. I'll never forget it. One of my favorite beers. I love the coffee-flavored beers. It was a good one.

SPEAKER_10 23:16

I was a big Red Hopkins fan.

SPEAKER_09 23:18

They had a bunch of good ones down at Twisted back in the day. You know? Man, I miss Twisted. That was a good spot. It is a good-looking can, man. It's a good looking can.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

But I'm going to be very disappointed.

SPEAKER_10 23:33

I thought you were going to ask me a different question.

SPEAKER_09 23:36

What question did you think I was going to ask?

SPEAKER_10 23:37

I thought you were going to ask me what a black lager is. Because I have absolutely no idea what a black lager is. I've drank a lot of beers. I've drank a lot of lagers.

SPEAKER_03 23:50

When I looked it up, it was it was it said something about the cocoa or the coffee type. Dark. Um, so we're gonna we're gonna find out right now. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's try it.

SPEAKER_10 24:04

Pop it up again. It doesn't smell bad. Can't be mad about it at all.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

Cheers, boys. Cheers.

SPEAKER_10 24:19

Cheers.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

That's very coffee-ish.

SPEAKER_10 24:23

You know, it starts to enter a struggle for me when I drink a beer and I don't know if it's a apparently a black lager. Yeah. Or a stout. Or whatever that other one was that we had.

SPEAKER_03 24:38

He drank a beer. So there is no bitter in this. No. No, this is a wonderful beer for what it is.

SPEAKER_10 24:47

Well, and so that was another interesting thing when I was looking up those IBUs on this. So it comes in at 21, right?

SPEAKER_07 24:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 24:54

So 21 IBUs is typically more of like an amber on the bitterness scale. It's not traditionally a dark locker.

SPEAKER_09 25:04

Does it have like a checkpoint? Does it say like what for reference, like what's like a black cup of coffee?

SPEAKER_10 25:11

So it it really only I think applies to traditionally to beers.

SPEAKER_03 25:16

What does it taste like? Does that not taste familiar? Delicious. I mean, it's it is pretty delicious, but um it tastes like something that I've had before. And I can't remember if it's a stout or devil.

SPEAKER_10 25:31

It tastes like a lot, it tastes like it's been in the room with a lot of stouts that I've tried. Yeah. Like I I don't put it at like a stout level, but it's a nice getting on point if you like lagers. Yeah. And you want to try something a little heavier in the beer world.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Well, Britt's a huge coffee person. She's she would like this. Because right out of the gate, you get that little coffee food.

SPEAKER_10 25:56

She didn't uh she didn't take mom tax today, so I'm a little surprised about that. I think she forgot.

SPEAKER_09 26:02

She will. She will. Um, a regular black of cup of just black coffee, um, while you were 100% right, the IBU scale is just for hop related beverages. Most people agree that it's right in the range of 40. Okay. That makes sense. So we're looking at like half. Half of that. Yeah. They said the twenty twenty to thirty range is bitter-ish, and then thirty to forty is where you get into your bitter flavors. Anything above forty is going to be extremely bitter.

SPEAKER_03 26:34

Can you imagine this with just a drop of creamer in it?

SPEAKER_10 26:38

Or hear me out here.

SPEAKER_03 26:41

Bailey's Bailey's in it. There's Bailey's. Bailey's. There's Kahlua or Bailey's one out there in the shop. Both of those would be good.

SPEAKER_10 26:49

We may have to take these two beers and two beers we got left and make that into five little drinks later. Yeah. On a knot.

SPEAKER_09 26:56

Yeah. What is the what's the new term for that drink because carbomb's offensive now?

SPEAKER_10 27:02

Oh, what'd they call it?

SPEAKER_09 27:03

Uh Irish Slammer? An Irish Slammer. We talked, I think we talked about that like in episode one or something. Carbom's offensive now.

SPEAKER_10 27:12

Well, Carbom has always been offensive to Irish people.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

Um secrets.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

Well, I always thought the Irish folk were badass because there was a drink called the Carbomb.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

Now that their feelings are now their CC's.

SPEAKER_09 27:29

I guess I guess it depends on which which side of Ireland you agree with.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

You know, I'm really gonna struggle with my Irish bloodline.

SPEAKER_10 27:37

You know, I think we talked about it on the Austin 316 says I just drank your stout. I just drank your stout or uh or that's cold. Stone Cold Steve Austin uh St. Patrick's Day episode.

SPEAKER_08 27:50

Yeah. I drank a bear and another one. Two bear. Three bear. Four bear. He just goes.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

Five bear.

SPEAKER_09 28:02

Five bear. Hey, I'm not a I'm not a big wrestling guy, but one one thing I will say. We talk about this dude on the show a lot. We got to quit. But Pat McAfee, if we're talking about people who have taken some of the best stunners in the world, he's up there on that list. He took a great stunner from Stone Cold back in the day.

SPEAKER_10 28:24

You know, I think there's a very fine line that you need to walk when it comes to like finishers and selling when it comes to wrestling. Because there's some people, it's like that's completely believable on the move. And then some people oversell. And you look back at guys like um Ric Flair, for example. Um I can't stop thinking about that.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

Where he's in the ring going, woo, and then there's another guy over there going, woo, and they just cut that out. They're like two dogs back and forth on the fence.

unknown 28:57

Woo!

SPEAKER_10 28:59

But like specifically, like even the rock.

SPEAKER_09 29:02

Big time out of the street.

SPEAKER_10 29:03

During the well, it was especially it was with Stone Cold because they actually in the back they turned it into a game. Who could oversell it? Sell the stunner like the biggest.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

I don't watch a lot of the new age wrestling, but I I did watch a little bit of it because my daughter was seeing like uh Ripley and all that. And um and so we were trying to watch a little bit of it, and then some of them just it was bad acting, man. It was so bad. And I was like, remembering this in the NWO era and like before that, even Hulk Hogan versus Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man, Sting, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, these guys were stars, right?

SPEAKER_10 29:42

I hate to break it to you, brother. But if you go back and you watch that now, you'll see the same bad act.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

No, I did. I did, and it seemed like but that to me, I was like, there's no way.

SPEAKER_09 29:54

That to me is the whole appeal of it, though, right? Because I have I love like real fighting, and I've known that it was fake forever. It's not fake, they're athletes. Do you remember it's choreographed?

SPEAKER_03 30:08

Do you remember time though you didn't know it was choreographed and you were just like staring at the TV from inch air?

SPEAKER_09 30:15

I watched I watched UFC before, like my dad's a huge UFC guy. I remember being a little kid and watching like UFC 1 on VHS tape. You know what I mean? So I watched UFC before I got into the WWE, or I guess back then it was what? The WWF. Yeah, back then World Wrestling Federation.

SPEAKER_10 30:33

Yeah, they got sued by the World Wildlife Foundation. Fun fact. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Goobers.

SPEAKER_10 30:38

Oh we can talk about this for the rest of the night if y'all want to, but we need to rate these beers before they get warm.

SPEAKER_08 30:45

Then I'm gonna drink another beer. Do more beer. What?

SPEAKER_09 30:52

Um I listened to a podcast the other day that had Brock Lesnar on, and he did a phenomenal Stone Cold impression. Oh yeah. He did a good one. Yeah, he did. All right, Bruden. Um, I really, really like this. This is like straight up my alley. Um I think the only beer I have given a five is porch beers. Um I believe that to be true. We'll have to go back and check. But I'm gonna give it. I'm really tempted to give it a five. I really, really like it. Okay. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go 4-8. Ooh, we got close.

SPEAKER_10 31:40

He's just the math hard when I'm down calculating these little.

SPEAKER_09 31:43

He's a spreadsheet guy. He's gonna use Excel. He's not gonna do any math.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

I'm uh I am super excited that this tastes this good with this can. Because I was like, I was like, there's no way. You know, you see a cool can, nine times out of ten, it tastes like, you know, crap. But um I'm gonna go four two. And the reason being is of course it's not my everyday drinking beer, but this is probably one of my favorite black lagers. I mean, we've had some stouts and some stuff like that, like the coffee flavor, like a little cocoa. This would probably be one of my favorite. It's very smooth, and it comes in a cool can.

SPEAKER_13 32:26

It does come in a cool can. Yeah, and it reminds me of a very badass song.

SPEAKER_10 32:31

Ah. You know, when it comes to this beer, I like as we start looking at it. I gotta think about also other beers that I've rated similarly, right? And so I think this is a wonderful beer. I love the can on it. But I don't think it stands up to the same level as some of the other beers that I've drank that are around this point. So for me, I'm gonna give it a 3-9.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

3-9. Yeah, um, you know, I was kind of uh thinking something similar to that, Lane. Uh this is something, it's very smooth, you know, but this is something I can imagine myself having a whole cooler full of sitting on a riverbank drinking, you know. So this is just like a um to me, it's a little notch above your domestics, you know, but it don't pack the um same uh punch and flavor as uh some of my favorite beers. So I think I'm gonna give it a 3-7.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Okay. Well, your your one of your favorite beers is Stout at the Devil, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 33:40

Yep, that's uh that's up there.

SPEAKER_10 33:41

Which was actually something that I was gonna bring up, right?

SPEAKER_03 33:44

Like, so like we just had that not too long ago.

SPEAKER_10 33:46

Well, we had it when he was last time he was there. That's right, that's right. So, like, I mean, for basically the same price point, right? Like if you put a midnight special next to a Stout at the Devil, they're gonna they're gonna cost about the same amount of money.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

These are $12.00 six pack.

SPEAKER_10 34:06

Uh that's about the same price point. Yeah, yeah. And so when we look at it, like if I have a six-pack of Stout at the Devil, I've got a six-pack of Midnight Express, or Midnight Special, sorry. And I've got $13.20 in my pocket. Which one am I gonna take home with me?

SPEAKER_11 34:26

Right.

SPEAKER_10 34:28

For me, Stout at the Devil.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

I'm just gonna go ahead and grab that Stout at the Devil, you know.

SPEAKER_09 34:33

I'd have to drink them back to back. I remember really liking that one. I remember that it was real good.

SPEAKER_03 34:38

Um that's what it reminded me of, this beer. Um but it yeah, it is kind of hard after just a couple of beers. I don't know why. And having it before, it is kind of hard to remember like how how better was it? How I'd have to have them back to back.

SPEAKER_10 34:53

But I like this one. I think it's cool. It was a much more full flavor beer.

SPEAKER_09 34:57

So we went 3-7, Cody. 3-9. 3-9.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Um, what did I do? 4-2, I think.

SPEAKER_09 35:04

4-2 and a 4-8. Cool. I think it's cool that um as we do more and more reviews, um, you know, we're kind of learning and everybody else is learning what kind of beers we like. Yeah. You know. Right.

SPEAKER_10 35:18

Yep, and with that being said, is is this episode 10? Is this episode 10?

SPEAKER_03 35:24

This is episode 9.

SPEAKER_10 35:25

This is episode 9. Moving right along. So I'll get started up um in the next day or so and I'll get the numbers ran and get our star rating up. But if you're interested in a super cool a trip to the beer store t-shirt with the nice little pocket logo on the front and the first ten beers we've consumed with the star rating on or the bottle cap rating on the back of it, reach out to us on Facebook, which we're currently grounded on, but whatever. Um well, uh we're not grounded. We cannot be recommended grounded.

SPEAKER_09 36:01

We're we're shadow banned, as the kids say.

SPEAKER_10 36:04

So basically, what that means is that when we post stuff, it's still seen by all the same people, it's still suggested to people that follow similar, but they will not recommend our page even if people like similar things. You know, and I thought that's what it was because there was a post on the uh all things Walker County page the other day, and more or less what it said was my fiancee left his wallet in the bathroom at Dairy Queen, and somebody stole all the cash that we had in it. It was this big sum of money, and we called the cops and they said it's a felony and you're going to jail. And so naturally I'm a very sarcastic person, right? Right. So from the beer store page, I commented back on it and I said the only thing in that wallet was a flat dance coupon for Wesley's and an expired condom. And so I thought I upset somebody. I thought somebody reported me. But apparently I think they just don't like our name. Because when I look under the recommendation guidelines, it said something to the effect of you can't encourage the purchase of regulated products. Oh. And so maybe that's it.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

Now it's gonna have to be a trip to the dollar store.

SPEAKER_09 37:28

We ain't trying to encourage you to buy it. We just trying to encourage you to maybe we are educating people. Drink right 17 beers.

SPEAKER_10 37:38

This isn't this is an educational program about quality br.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Yeah. But regardless of reason. If you don't drink beer, we're not trying to tell you to drink beer, but if you do drink beer, we're telling you what we feel about this one.

SPEAKER_10 37:52

Yeah. And if you're a minor, we're telling you actively not to drink until you turn 21 because you know oh, that's even better. That's even better. Um, but yeah. It's too late for us. Reach out to us. Reach out to us on Facebook, reach out on us at a triptothebeer store at gmail.com. If you'd be interested in a super cool shirt coming out, we do get our first round of shirts. I should probably post a picture of what those bad boys look at.

SPEAKER_09 38:18

I'll be wearing mine. For sure. For sure.

SPEAKER_10 38:22

At least, you know, two or three times a week. I mean uh. Oh, yeah. Gotta break it in.

SPEAKER_09 38:28

Got to. Got to. By the time y'all see it, it'll be Heather Gray. I'll wear all wear all the black out of it.

SPEAKER_10 38:35

Who's Heather and why does she get a monopoly on the color gray?

SPEAKER_09 38:40

She just does, man. I don't make the rules.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

That sounds like uh, you know, like a professional's name.

SPEAKER_09 38:46

You know what I mean? Heather Gray. Heather Gray. Heather Gray, you know Heather Gray. Yeah. I think she was in that 50 Shades book. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 38:58

Gasoline and a ladder in a yet full of aluminum bomb fire called before it's time to get them.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

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SPEAKER_03 40:10

Delaine, you got a little game for us, don't you?

SPEAKER_10 40:12

Yeah, today we're gonna do some hot takes, right, guys? Yeah. I got lots of them. I want to make it a little spicier today. Today we're gonna talk about friendships. And we're gonna talk about some hot takes on friendships. And whether that person is a green flag or a red flag friend.

SPEAKER_09 40:31

Oh, gotcha. I might get hot.

SPEAKER_10 40:32

Based on the hot take.

SPEAKER_09 40:34

Are we about to lose friends? I may get hot on missing them, boys.

SPEAKER_10 40:37

Yeah. Are you already sweating? So if you're friends with someone, you have a moral obligation to tell them that you don't like their significant outfit or their significant other, their outfit, or anything of that similar nature.

SPEAKER_09 40:57

I think so. I think so.

SPEAKER_10 41:00

Is that a red flag friend or a green flag friend?

SPEAKER_09 41:03

I am that friend, so I think that's a green flag. If you look stupid, if if we're about to go out to a bar or something and you look like hammered ass and be like, hey, man, what I think Spiffy up a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

I kind of agree with that. I think it make I mean, a good friend would just level with you.

SPEAKER_07 41:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

You know, it's kind of like having a booger. I want a buddy of mine to be like, bro, you you're there's not hanging out of your face.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

Yeah, yeah, but it but at the same time, you know, like if I was a single guy, which I'm not, but if I was a single guy back in the day and this guy was like dressed obnoxiously, you know, like standing out. No, you're hell yeah. You don't draw all the attention over here, bud.

SPEAKER_10 41:45

You know what I'm saying? But let's roll it this way for a second. Just a second. What if before you and Dan got married, or before you and Ray got married, before you and Britt got married?

SPEAKER_09 41:57

What do you mean? Him and Britney have always been married every time.

SPEAKER_10 41:59

Always from all the beginning of time.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

All I know is my wife.

SPEAKER_10 42:03

But you know, what would you think if your buddy came up to you and said, hey man, love you to death, but can't stand your girl.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

I've seen her in a video you don't want to know about.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Brother, that makes two of us. Yeah. No, I am. I'm playing, man.

SPEAKER_09 42:22

I love you, honey. Uh I appreciate I appreciate the honesty, man. Because sometimes not in my situation because I love my wife. She's fantastic. I love you.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

That's all you know.

SPEAKER_09 42:33

I love my wife.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Well, you um honestly, uh that's weird because I don't know what it feels like being in that in that situation, right? Because we're we're a good group of friends. I feel like we all love one another. We're brothers, you know what I mean? And I love all your wives, you know what I mean? All your guys, uh all the wives are friends, best friends, you know, too. I mean, we got a good thing going, you know. And and I don't know how it feels, you know, to I've been that I've been that friend.

SPEAKER_09 43:00

I've been that friend a free few times. Uh I had a good buddy, I won't say his name, but that I went to college with. And this dude was like in a great mood, man. He's like just chipper guy all the time, in a good mood, having a good time, telling jokes and stuff. He got with this girl, and like within two weeks, they moved in together, man. Like shacked up. And all of a sudden, this dude's like murdering a case of beer every day, don't want to hang out with us, like tore up all the time.

SPEAKER_03 43:29

And uh talk.

SPEAKER_09 43:31

Eventually, I kind of like kind of pulled him aside after class one day, and I'm like, hey, what what what's going on? He's like, Well, we can talk about it. You can go to the house and have a few drinks. And I'm like, It's 8 30. We just finished class, but yeah, sure, let's go. And uh just kind of through talking to him, like he he was just kind of venting. I was like, Man, I I hate to tell you, it kind of kind of sounds like your old lady sucks, you know what I mean? And I ain't I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but at the same time. I'm like we've been talking for forty five minutes. I ain't heard you say one good thing. You know?

SPEAKER_03 44:05

I'm gonna say on that one, it's gonna be a green flag for me.

SPEAKER_10 44:10

You know, because I it's a green flag. I'm honestly surprised that we all agreed on this. Yeah because I'm I'm also the same kind of guy.

SPEAKER_03 44:17

It's very situational, but realistically, I I would want to be that good friend that's just like, hey man, let's talk.

SPEAKER_10 44:23

And you know, sometimes you miss, right? Because I've got a buddy of mine, and I, listener of the show, will not shout you out. Love you, buddy. Um yes, did uh he knows who he is and he listens to the show. But you know, I told him when him and his old lady got together, I was like, listen, man, like I don't think that's the move for you. But I was wrong. They've been together for years, they're married happily, they've got a kid, they bought a house together, they're doing all the adult things. You know, I love her. I can I can tell you when I mess up, you know. I think they're I think they're very good together, you know, now. I I didn't think so, you know. Yeah, 10 years ago or whatever when they started.

SPEAKER_03 45:06

Which brings me to a point, uh Lane, I think your imaginary wife's not good for you. Yeah. Well, if anybody finds her, could you send her?

SPEAKER_02 45:14

It's starting to stink. Oh, is that it? Dishwasher, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

He calls her Linda. If you touch her, just right, she'll cut you from the house.

SPEAKER_10 45:29

All right. So you do not need to talk to your best friend every day, every week, or even every month for them to be your best friend.

SPEAKER_09 45:43

I agree with that because I wouldn't have agreed when I was younger. You know, when we were in high school and there we none nobody had anything going on, nobody had families, nobody, you know, it there was no excuse not to talk every day. We saw each other every day. But now, dude, I got friends who live in Colorado, I got friends who don't live in the country that I can't tell you the last time I talked to them, they could call me right now and I'm on a plane. You know what I mean? So I I don't think I think once you have that bond, it don't matter, you know.

SPEAKER_03 46:20

Yeah, I have a lot of friends like that. Um, you just can pick up right where you left off.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

And I'd do anything for them. Um not a not a ton of friends like that, but I definitely have some. And when you talk, it's like you talked every day.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

Yep. Yeah. Well, you know, I I travel, you know, and I work long hours every single day of the week. I don't get days off. And uh a lot of times I get in and and after uh dinner, laundry, shower, you know what I mean? I got enough time to talk to the wife and kids, you know. So and it's the same thing Caitlin was saying, right? So you get back in town, everything picks up uh right where it left off.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

And there's been months we don't speak, you know, and then right back, hey, Code 45's in town.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Yeah, and it's it's the same for my work family too, you know, because uh there's some guys, you know, I might go a year without seeing, you know what I mean? I see them on a job and and we're happy to see each other. We're like, hell yeah. Just right back to being buddies. It's gonna be a good one, you know.

SPEAKER_03 47:18

Yeah, that's definitely a green flag friend for me. Yep.

SPEAKER_10 47:20

Yep, absolutely, because like, you know, I think we all have our best, our best friend. I think everybody has their best friend, and you know, a lot of times you don't want to admit that. Oh, is that true? It's my wife. It ain't it's no one at this table. But you know, I I went to a very swallow through the window. She has a gun.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Why do you have a gun, babe?

SPEAKER_10 47:46

I went to the game.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

She somehow tapped in listening. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 47:50

We're all just sitting here at the table naked. Can you stop looking through the window?

SPEAKER_10 47:54

Stop recording me.

SPEAKER_02 47:55

All of a sudden you hear the AK rack.

SPEAKER_09 47:59

You think it's green flags?

SPEAKER_10 48:01

Yeah, I I I actually do. And that's because, you know, I went to a very small college, but we were very international. Yeah. Like I think while we were there, I probably had friends from like 30 different countries in a school with like 1,600 students. Um But you know, it's it's a huge thing because, you know, my best friend, you know, we talk a lot more now, and I think it's something that both him and I have both been very intentional about this year. Yeah. Is making sure that we speak to each other much more often, check in with each other much more often. Um, but you know, I'd go six months and not hear from him.

SPEAKER_09 48:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 48:39

But, you know, when we got together or when we saw each other, that was the most important thing to the world. And I almost think that that's I think it's almost kind of a guy thing.

SPEAKER_09 48:50

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_10 48:51

Because like I'm I can list off, you know, 20 guys right now I'd die for immediately, and probably 18 of them that I haven't seen in years.

SPEAKER_02 49:00

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, and then and that and to add to that, I was speaking about my uh work family, you know, uh, you know, there there is times where we don't get the same jobs, and it it it goes a little longer than a year, you know what I mean? But uh uh when that happens, you know, um people like SIBO, you met SIBO. Oh I've met Sebo he texted me the other day, you know what I mean? I like that. Just to check in, you're doing all right, you know, that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

So SIBO and his wife, they're great, great people.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

Great people, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

But to be honest, you talk like this.

SPEAKER_02 49:35

Oh, you're a fucking dual.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

Here's a fucking shout-out for you right here. There you go. I hope they listen to us. You got to tell them.

SPEAKER_10 49:44

Sounds a whole lot like my buddy Adam.

SPEAKER_03 49:47

They're great people, man. We had a great time when they were down.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

Yeah, all right. Hey, can we tell the story real quick? Please. Oh, God. So so they're from Michigan and they they come down. Uh, we're taking a a class before we uh went on this big job. And uh so they came down from Michigan. I had uh another friend come up from uh Florida, uh Daytona, right? Old Pico. Yep. And uh we spent the week going to class. Uh they pulled their campers up here, they stayed on the lake, and uh and we hung out every day. And uh one night we made our round to all the bars, you know. And poor Ocebo had uh it was around Christmas time too, right? So they had the big toys for tots boxes out at the Crawfish warehouse. And uh and uh he had dropped uh uh his Jack and Coke. And we gave him hell, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 50:44

And then uh And every time we gave him hell, we we talked in their accent. Oh, look what the fuck you did there, dropping your fucking jack and coke everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

And uh the bartender was cool. She made him another one, you know. And he hadn't had it in his hand ten seconds. On around and dropped it again. And he the bartender just hell again.

SPEAKER_11 51:06

Oh fucking get. I fucking get what you fucking do, come down here to Alabama.

SPEAKER_02 51:11

So he starts smiling, you know, and he looks down and he just crouches down, and without even thinking about it, we grab that Toy for Todd's box, put it over his fucking head, and start stomping in the middle of the bartender. Thought we were being serious. I know around we were all laughing, it was hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Well, yeah, great Tom. Great Tom.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

It's good for you. It's good for you.

SPEAKER_03 51:40

So shout out, SIBO and Linda. We'll see you, SIBO. And you do there, Linda.

SPEAKER_10 51:49

Oh man. All right, so this next one is the borrowed gear friend. So let's say your buddy asks you for something like high value. Maybe like uh needs to borrow you truck to make a run or something. So your buddy brings you truck back after you go on your run. After he goes on his run, and is completely washed by hand, vacuumed out, and it's got a full tank of gas in it, and you gave it to him with a quarter. Is that a green flag or a red flag?

SPEAKER_09 52:23

That's the the gas is the bare minimum. You know what I mean? Washing it's going above and beyond. That's a that's a green flag.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

What did you do with it? What are you trying to apologize for?

SPEAKER_02 52:39

Yeah if I mean, I don't care if it comes back, you know, I didn't have to wash it, you know. Hold on. I'm living on borrowed time, you know what I mean? I I take I take a lot of pride in uh detailing my vehicles, but if I don't have to do it, hey, yeah, bud.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

We're all best friends here, and y'all never done that for me. Yeah, hey, you want to borrow it? You won't even return my letter.

SPEAKER_07 53:01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:02

To be honest, it says Lindsay on it. I'm not even sure it's yours.

SPEAKER_10 53:05

That's my alter ego.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

He he borrowed that from a friend. Yeah. You missed you missed the high hill prints in the ceiling.

SPEAKER_09 53:16

Lindsay. Yeah. Um that's definitely a green flag. I will say that that is even above a green flag because to me, as long as you fill it back up, that that's cool with me.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

And I would I'm that guy. I'm gonna put some gas in it or something, but I don't know about like going through and detailing it. Not unless I like seriously had to use it and got it filthy. I would I rush it, of course, but um that's uh it's like hey man, if you get pulled over tomorrow, uh you know nothing about cocaine. Yeah, oh okay. That's why it's so clean. Yeah, but it smells like ammonia. There was a dead body in the back. Yeah, that's a green flag. 100%.

SPEAKER_10 54:05

You know, I thought and I thought it would be, but yeah, it does raise some serious questions. Like what did you do?

SPEAKER_09 54:12

Hey, and honestly, just to just to be clear, I don't know how you guys were raised, but the concept of borrowing a vehicle or a lawnmower or uh anything like that. Yeah, gas is bare minimum.

SPEAKER_02 54:27

And bringing it back on E, my grandfather would beat me to death. I used to do that shit to my dad all the time.

SPEAKER_11 54:36

He was like, hey boy, I told you put some gas in that thing. I'm like, I did. And he's like, Yeah, and you burn it out too.

SPEAKER_09 54:45

My my papa called me one time. He was joking around with me. I borrowed his truck, I don't remember what I borrowed his truck for, but he had a nice, brand new RAM, just beautiful truck. And uh filled it up, used it, whatever, filled it up, took it back to him. And he has two or three different trucks, so it's not uncommon. He won't drive that one for a week or whatever. Well, a week goes by, week and a half, something like that, and he calls me. And he goes, Hey, um, I uh let you borrow my truck, and I said, Yeah, yes, sir. What's going on? He said, I ain't got no gas in it. I said, No, no, no, I I filled it up. And he goes, I'm just telling you, it's on E. I said, No, no, sir, I'm telling you, I promise you. I you know I wouldn't do that shit. He said, I've been driving around for a week and it's on E. You need to come fill a sink up.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

That's good stuff. I don't think you're understanding, huh?

SPEAKER_10 55:48

That's good stuff. So, how do you guys feel about the late night life update slash philosopher? That guy who calls you on a random night at 11 o'clock to tell you the most important thing in his life, or just wants to have a deep philosophical conversation with you.

SPEAKER_09 56:10

Man, I get up for work early, early in the morning. So, look, this is both my opinion on it and a public service announcement to you, motherfuckers. My phone's on. If y'all need me, call me. I'm gonna pick up the phone. But if you call me and go, hey dude, I've been doing some research and I'm serious right now. I think the moon's made out of cheese. I'm gonna tell you go fuck yourself and we can have that conversation the next morning.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

I've had those, I've had those phone calls, man. Um and I I'll tell you one thing that I feel about it. Even if you gotta get up early, you you wanna take them. You never know when it'll be the last. And we talked, Cody, about you always saying you love your friends when you get off the phone. Yeah, you take those phone calls. One day you'll miss them.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

That's right.

SPEAKER_10 56:59

Yep. That is true. I hug you big, smelly some bitches, every time I see you. Yeah, I tell you I love you every time I see you. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 57:07

Yeah, I'm I'm I'm the same way, man. I I think uh personally rather not live in regret.

SPEAKER_02 57:14

I got a friend. Um y'all know him. Uh and uh I love you, Gabe. Uh, but when his name pops up on my phone, yeah, I answer. Yeah. Because it's fixing to be entertaining. I know there's some shit coming, and I want to hear it all, babe. It's always good. Shout out to Gabe. You saved in your phone as Gabe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 57:42

No. No, he's crappy. He's scrappy.

SPEAKER_03 57:46

Oh, yeah, that's right. Y'all work together, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

Yeah, I like old Gabe, man. Yeah. Yeah, he's always got a, you know. Ah, man, I don't know if I could tell the story.

SPEAKER_10 58:00

Don't get the man in trouble.

SPEAKER_02 58:01

The first time we hung out. It was years ago when we were finna go do some hood rat shit, right? And I ain't never really hung out with Gabe. I seen him at a couple parties and stuff, you know, and got his phone number and stuff. And one night he calls me and he's like, hey man, uh I'm pissed off about this shit over here. And he said, uh, I got an old couch and uh a can of gasoline, and I wanna go do some mud rat shit. And I said, uh let's go.

SPEAKER_05 58:30

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 58:32

What's that like that uh the town?

SPEAKER_09 58:34

Whose car we're taking?

SPEAKER_03 58:35

Yeah, the town. Whose car are we taking? Yeah, that uh um I'm I feel like I'm that friend, you know. I try to be at least.

SPEAKER_09 58:41

I wanna be. I wanna be.

SPEAKER_03 58:43

I I want my friends to feel like they can depend on me, you know, 100% and be there for them. And I try to be.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

Um but we went reindeer humping one time. Y'all ever done that?

SPEAKER_03 58:54

Reindeer humping?

SPEAKER_02 58:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 58:57

Is that where you drive around and you look for all of the reindeer around Christmas and you set them up so that they're humping each other? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:05

Yeah, we are humping. We s we set them up reindeer orgies, buddy. Like pile-ups, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 59:15

There's people listening to this, they're like, so that yeah.

SPEAKER_09 59:20

You know them. Yeah, we've done some pretty uh calling the cops. Okay, dog pretty funny. You said you want to be that good friend, and you know, I ain't gonna ask you for the world. I really ain't, but I'm gonna ask you for an eight ball and two million dollars real quick, if you don't mind.

SPEAKER_08 59:37

I think I have that.

SPEAKER_00 59:38

Ain't asking for the world, yeah. I'm just asking for an eight ball and two million dollars.

SPEAKER_08 59:44

That's not asking for the world. I ain't asking for the world now.

SPEAKER_10 59:48

All right, so to wrap it up.

unknown 59:50

And I'm praying for him.

SPEAKER_10 59:53

I hope somebody's praying for me. I spend too much time with you guys for somebody not to be. Oh, baby Billy.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

And I'm praying for him.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:03

So your friend that's the roastmaster.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:07

Oh, love him.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:08

The guy who brings nothing else to the conversation, but he is gonna smoke everybody's ass in the room before the end of the night.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:18

I love him. Yeah, that's green flag. Yeah, green flag. That's how I show that's how I show love, man. Like I if I am nice to you and like hug your neck and never never bust your balls, I can't stand you.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:30

And it's big if you and in the in the um industrial work side of the world, that's how everybody, you know. When I started working in the mines, I was new to it. I was what 19, but man, did it come on strong. I remember the first thing I was called cute on the elevator down. You know what I'm saying? This guy just grabbed a handful. And I was like, oh my god, what's what am I getting into, right? Yeah. And then uh we got on the trip to go through the mine, and the trip before us was taken off in this big burly dude. I mean, why was he already greasy? We just got to work. He jumped out and he looked back at all of us because we were new, and he said, Welcome to hell. And from then I was like, I love it.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:16

Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

Oh, when but when you get that time in and you're the big greasy dude, you know what I'm saying? Oh, it changes it.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:24

Yeah, you see the new guy, the apprentice.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:26

Oh, and you're like, Brush me.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:30

I don't do well with like the positive, like, rub me on the back, tell me I'm doing a good job. It don't matter how good I'm doing. I need you to like come up and like slap me on the back of the head and be like, hey, what the hell you doing, man? Yeah, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:43

How you doing, piece of shit?

SPEAKER_09 1:01:44

If you had a sister, I'd get her to do that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:48

Have you still turned that wrench with your purse or not?

SPEAKER_09 1:01:50

Have you seen the memes where it's like, I hate the day when uh my my wife gets the phone call that I died at work because somebody said uh you want daddy to show you how to do it?

SPEAKER_08 1:02:02

And and I go and do some shit I have no clue how to do, but I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I'm gonna find out.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:08

Yeah. Man, I I always use the same line at work. Um, you know, somebody come to me and they'll say, Man, my back's hurting. And I especially love to use it with like really small skinny guys. I'm like, man, you starting to get a little bit older. It's time to leave them big girls alone.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:28

I love them. I love her.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:33

No, but that that's green flag all the way, man. Yeah, that's the one thing that I was really nervous about before I got my current job is it's in a much more professional setting than I've ever worked in before. And I was worried, like getting into it, that it was it was gonna be like corporate HR or can't say nothing to nobody. And the first thing, first thing this guy I work with uh said to me, I walked in the office, walked into my my office, I'm setting up my computer, and he like walks by my office door, and there's two other guys in there with me. He walks by and like catches me out of the side of his eye, right? And keeps walking and like double takes, like comes back, walks backward, looks in the door and goes, Who's this John Denver looking motherfucker in here?

SPEAKER_10 1:03:26

Damn, if I didn't say if I didn't know better, I'd say you work with Joe Cole.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:30

That makes me happy.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:31

Yeah. I ain't spoke a word to him, don't know his name, don't know nothing. I'm like trying to set up a computer. Who's this John Denver looking motherfucker in here? If you listen to the show, you know who you are.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:43

Hey, let's take a uh what's going on, rooster?

unknown 1:03:46

Uh nothing but what are you up to?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:48

Uh, we're just recording the podcast. Decided to answer the phone on the podcast. So you phone call from a friend.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:53

Oh, okay. I figured while I was getting no responses back, I figured y'all was up to something kind of shenanigans.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:00

A little bit of shenanigans.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:02

You got the dime fixed up yet? Oh, not yet. Not yet. It's been working. I don't gotta get the dime first. Hey, there you go. That's right. There you go.

unknown 1:04:14

Trying to drive this on Mustang when the Whipple's sniffling running.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:20

We can hear. Yeah. Probably shouldn't leave first gear.

unknown 1:04:24

Probably not.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:25

I drove that thing neared it so much. I-22.

unknown 1:04:28

I-22 running 85 is kind of sketchy.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:30

Yeah. Yeah, just stay in first.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

Yeah, stay in first. He's probably not.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:36

First is probably where that power band is. I would probably be doing 35 and 5th. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:42

You should take the tires off and just grind to the house.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:45

Ride them rotors home, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:47

Yeah. I ain't gonna hold y'all up.

unknown 1:04:50

Y'all be good and hold her up here in a few.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:52

Well, all right, if you come uh if you're coming through town, stop by.

unknown 1:04:56

I'll be there in a minute.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

Alright, buddy in four.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:01

That car's that car's so fast he got here five minutes ago.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

I like when people call during the podcast because it's just a random throw in there, you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:10

You know, so I threw I gave you guys a lot of softballs this round, but I do have a red flag that I think we can all agree on. Okay, let's see. That friend who finds out that you're interested in something that they know nothing about, and they spend the entire next month learning everything about it, and then try to act like they know more than you.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:34

That's a quick way for me to fight somebody.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:36

Yeah. Run that by me again. So you let's say that you're very passionate about something. Let's say, uh let's say Mopar. Oh. And I know nothing about Mopar.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

But you googled some shit yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:49

But I spent Are we talking about the friend that always googles like why when you say you're the hand Google machine?

SPEAKER_09 1:05:55

That's the one up friendly. Actually, Cody.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:00

Well actually that wasn't on the 70 coda that came up with on the 71 on the special package.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:12

Quit drinking my beer. Close your ears, sweetie. Uh I dated a girl like that one time and it was didn't last long. Every time I would say something, she'd go pick up her phone and just like start googling. And at the time that was kind of new, you know, because I'm old as dirt. But no, that was that is a miserable red flag for that.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:34

That category of person, I refer to the one-up person. Like that's their that's their brand of people. That is the quickest way to get me to hate you. Like, quick like. If I say uh, and some biker guys are like this. Like every once in a while you'll catch a biker guy who's like, hey, is that your bike? Yes, sir. What kind of what engine you got in it? Oh, it's 98. Well, man, I got I got that one seventeen. Oh, awesome, man. That's really cool. And like everything has to be, well, it's bigger. It's bigger. You know, that irritates the hell out of me. Or, hey man, I uh uh I've been riding, I just finished building this chopper or whatever. I like when they invent parts that don't exist and say theirs as that. Yeah. It's just the the one-up thing, like you gotta be the biggest swinging dick in the room.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:30

I'm sorry, but that new meme going around.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:38

I put the aftermarket performance oil filter. Wait, put the pinhole up in there.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:45

Oil filter. High performance. Put the pin pole in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:54

And one third gear.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:57

In my tank. And third gear right before my red line. I'm doing 130. 135.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:07

I hate to tell you this. I smoke one. I smoke one of those.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:12

Well, and then he's like, I was trying to race a um Lamborghini or something like that. And then it was like, I was then he was trying to race a uh, what was it, uh, crossler C or something, whatever. He was like, and I was like 400 yards behind them, and then they stopped at the thread and I was like, hey man, what's in there? He was like, Stock. 400 yards behind them. Stock. Stock.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:43

But talking talking about like industrial stuff, you know, you get a guy who's green as hell, he wants to immediately tell you everything he knows. You know, you get some old head, he'll just sit there and listen to you talk. You know, he'll just sit there and listen.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:01

A little off subject with that. I worked with this old guy. And I mean, he was on uh service crew. So when you when you cut out of the mine, you got the miner that goes in there, cuts out, the pinner goes in behind it, pins the top, and the service crew comes in there and ventilates the air, right? This dude, big shout out to him because I had all the respect in the world for him, but he was near retirement, and he would get right beside a tool. Like his hand would be nearly touching it, and he'd be like, Rockstar, hand me that take measure right there. I'm on the other side of the piece of equipment. I'm like, oh no, it's right there. He's like, Yeah, looking away, he's like, hand it to me. Alright, yeah, let me climb over this huge, you know. Yeah, but you you just did it knowledge.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:56

And that's a hundred percent what he was doing. You know what I mean? He just wanted you to stop what you were doing to come hand him that tool.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:04

But yeah, we run into a couple of friends of ours when we were out of town working. Uh they were on another job. We had no idea they were even in the same town, they were just staying in the same place, even, you know. And uh we went to say hello to them, and uh one of them was in the shower, you know, and the other one's like, yeah, yo, come on in. Oh what's I ain't gonna mention his name. Oh what's the name in the shower, you know? And he was an old man, you know. So we sit there, we're dranking a very tough one guy, you know. And then uh buddy comes out of the shower. I'm sitting uh at the end of the bed in the chair, you know, and he flops down on this bed and throws his crusty fucking feet like three inches from where I'm sitting and goes, I'm gonna let you do my feet.