Couples Court

Couples Court is officially in session, and we’re dragging the little stuff we all do into the light. We start with the classic question that can wreck an entire evening: why do we say “I’m fine” when we’re clearly not? From there we dig into what’s really happening underneath that phrase, how feeling unheard turns into shutdown, and why “we need to talk” can sound less like a conversation and more like a sentence. 

Then we switch into a guilty or not guilty game that feels way too relatable: keeping score in a relationship, starting an argument before bed, watching the next episode without your partner, getting mad over something that happened in a dream, and sending your partner to the store only for them to come back with everything except what you asked for. It’s funny, but it also points to real marriage communication issues like mental load, mismatched expectations, and the way small patterns become big fights. 

We also get into apologies and why one quick “sorry” doesn’t magically fix trust if there’s no clarity or change behind it. And yes, we talk about how TikTok relationship advice can feel convincing in 30 seconds, even when it’s missing all the context that real conflict resolution needs. If you like honest relationship talk, playful banter, and practical takeaways you can actually use, press play. Subscribe, share this with your partner, and leave us a review with your verdict: what are you most guilty of?

Transcript

Cold Open Couples Court Energy

Twonn 0:04

I'm taking Whitney to couples court.

Whitney 0:07

You taking me to couples court?

Twonn 0:08

I'm taking you to couples court.

Whitney 0:10

All right. Here we go. Don't wish for something you don't want for real. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 0:16

Guilty. Take it to jail. Guilty. Take it to jail. Guilty. Okay.

Whitney 0:27

I'm guilty at times. I am.

Twonn 0:31

Hit the gap.

Whitney 0:32

You making me take this one?

Twonn 0:34

Hit the cavel.

Whitney 0:35

He's a liar.

Twonn 0:36

Hit the cavle. You know you something else. You know you something else. Who? I was watching that last part. You know you got you got some you got some some ones off on me here and there. You got some ones off with this mom dad situation.

Whitney 1:13

I didn't really get no. You got one off on me before, and I didn't even catch it until I watched the playback. Then I was like, this motherfucker.

Twonn 1:21

Yeah, yeah, same here. But um, I got a bone to pick with you.

Whitney 1:26

Why?

Twonn 1:26

But we're gonna get into that a little later. Yeah, okay. Get into that a little later. But anyway, with Tuan.

Weekly Catch Up And Birthday Talk

Twonn 1:35

Hey y'all, welcome back to Flaggus. I'm Twan.

Whitney 1:39

I'm with.

Twonn 1:41

And this episode, um, I'm gonna switch it up a little. Just a little bit. Because Whitney, I got a bone to pick with you. Don't you always a few bones to pick with you.

Whitney 1:56

Okay. But anyway, how's your week? My week is good. I've actually been really busy.

Twonn 2:01

Yeah?

Whitney 2:02

Busy with work.

Twonn 2:03

Yeah, me too. I'm still preparing for this uh vacation. Vacation. Whitney's birthday is coming up.

Whitney 2:10

Yes.

Twonn 2:11

Yo, you know what I was listening to yesterday.

Whitney 2:13

I'm about to say, don't you dare say my age.

Twonn 2:15

Uh no, I wouldn't do that too. Okay, thank you.

Whitney 2:17

Touch a sweetheart.

Twonn 2:19

Oh, yeah. I was listening to that uh We Took You for Your Birthday. You said what? We take you for your birthday. Oh, we ain't taking We Take You For Your Birthday. It's so happy. What's so about being married to a bum? That album is pretty fire. It's a Drake album. It's pretty fire. Um my week. Work. Editing. Meetings. Same old same old.

Whitney 2:46

Yeah, it was definitely just a work week for sure.

Twonn 2:49

Haven't really gotten to too much, but um, but yeah, back to my bone to pick with you. Here we go. Here we go. I'm taking Whitney to couples court.

Whitney 3:02

You taking me to couples court.

Twonn 3:03

I'm taking you to couples court.

Whitney 3:05

All right. Here we go. Don't wish for something you don't want for real.

Twonn 3:09

Alright. This couples court.

Whitney 3:13

This man is really taking me to court, which is crazy.

Twonn 3:16

Taking your ass to couples court.

Whitney 3:17

Oh, okay.

Twonn 3:22

Alright, we got some questions.

Whitney 3:26

I thought we were good.

Twonn 3:28

We are good.

Whitney 3:29

You feel the need to take me to court?

Twonn 3:30

I do. I do. I do. I do. I need some payback. I need some payback. I do need some payback. Payback from way back? I need some payback. Definitely need some payback. All right.

Why We Say I’m Fine

Twonn 3:41

Whitney, I'm gonna have to put you on the stand.

Whitney 3:44

I get to do the same, right?

Twonn 3:46

Uh yeah. I guess, yeah, yeah. I didn't think that through. But nah, nah. You're first.

Whitney 3:53

Okay, okay. All right.

Twonn 3:54

Well, go ahead with your little questions. Why do women say I'm fine when they're absolutely not?

Whitney 4:07

I would have to say it's because if I say what's really on my mind, like if I really sat there and explained to you what's really on my mind, all of a sudden, you got somewhere to be. You don't really want to hear it. So I feel like when I say I'm fine, it's kind of like my get out of jail free card.

Twonn 4:31

Get out of jail free card, huh?

Whitney 4:33

So I think you should use that time to figure out.

Twonn 4:36

But not now. You're gonna write to jail. Take it to jail.

Whitney 4:40

What? Absolutely not. I'm giving you a get out of jail free card. So I think that that's I think that that's more than enough. I'm allowing you that time to figure out what's wrong with me so you could fix it.

Twonn 4:52

Oh, wow. Quickly. So why don't I just say that?

Whitney 4:55

For what?

Twonn 4:56

Why did you just say I'm fine?

Whitney 4:57

Why you just can't fix it without my help? There we go.

Twonn 5:01

When men just needed to be. You should know. You should know.

Whitney 5:07

But you know me, right?

Twonn 5:08

I do know you.

Whitney 5:09

Oh, but not that well. What's wrong with me? Anyway, next question for you, sir. Why do men act like they can't find anything that's literally in their hand?

Twonn 5:26

First of all, we can find anything that's in our hand. If we're going around looking, we need details. We are a more of a detailed, you gotta tell, look three shelves up. Two over. You know, you gotta be real detail-ish with your instructions. But uh just telling us, oh, go look over there. Man, I don't know. Sometimes I act like I don't, I can't find it. So you could just come and just look at you. You just come and you just find stuff automatically.

Whitney 5:57

So you mean to tell me that you have never had your phone in your hand and you was like, Where's my phone at? Or on your phone and say, Where's my phone at?

unknown 6:05

Literally in his hand.

Whitney 6:07

Literally in your hand.

Twonn 6:09

I've done that. You have oh, okay, okay. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.

Whitney 6:13

Take him to jail. Guilty, guilty. Bailiff, bailiff.

Twonn 6:17

Guilty.

Whitney 6:18

Where's your bailiff?

Twonn 6:19

Guilty. He's on vacation.

Whitney 6:22

You're doing this one solo. Good luck.

Twonn 6:27

All right. All right. Uh next question. Hmm. Uh, why do women remember arguments from 2019 with full details?

Whitney 6:41

Oh, so you coming. You coming for us women, huh? Mm-hmm. Okay.

Twonn 6:46

Full details at that, too.

Whitney 6:49

We are in couples court, correct?

Twonn 6:51

We are in couples court.

Whitney 6:52

Okay, so let's see. I can't speak for all women, but I would say that those memories have now been stored as exhibit A, as evidence to a solution where you told me something that, oh, it's not a big deal, or you tripping. And then when that situation becomes a big deal, I need my receipts to be able to speak on it. No? Um exhibit A and exhibit B. Evidence.

Twonn 7:28

But then I don't remember what the hell. So And that's why I'm here. You're just getting stuff off. Because it's like who remembers that?

Whitney 7:36

And it's like, oh, you said I don't remember I said that, so now I'm fighting for my life. Exactly. Then you should have remembered. Maybe you should think about taking notes. Maybe you should take a page out of us women's books. So when things arise, you have receipts to provide. Because you're gonna have to prove me wrong first in order for me to agree or disagree with what you have to say.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

So guilty! Take it to jail. Guilty.

Whitney 8:02

I'm guilty because you can't remember nothing.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

Take it to jail. Guilty.

Whitney 8:06

Yeah, okay. All right. Tuan, why do men go silent instead of just saying what's wrong?

Twonn 8:19

Um, that's easy. Come on. Uh, because men aren't emotional creatures.

Whitney 8:28

But you want us to speak up when something is wrong with us. I can't say I'm just fine, but you could just be silent.

Twonn 8:33

More men are just, I'll figure it out. I'm good, I'm good. We carry more weight on our shoulders than women do.

Whitney 8:40

So that's not always the case.

Twonn 8:45

We do. We are way more uh I wouldn't say way more stressed, but we carry more of a burden of being a black man or being a man or just every day. So you can't just sit there and be super emotional when something's happening. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm all right, I'm all right. And sometimes we keep saying, I'm all right, I'm all right, and we believe that shit.

Whitney 9:05

Okay, and we not. I can see that. All right. You're still guilty, and I feel like you need your bailiff here because you shouldn't be on the stand.

Twonn 9:20

Acting like you're speaking the truth. Next question.

Whitney 9:23

Okay.

Twonn 9:24

Why does we need to talk always feel like a court sentence?

Whitney 9:35

I feel like us women, when we say we need to talk, I'm probably gonna charge you with a crime that you didn't even know you committed.

Twonn 9:45

Oh, so you got respect. You got receipts and all everything. You just wanna so it doesn't, we need to talk. I need to accuse you of some shit.

Whitney 9:52

It's probably, yeah, I'm definitely gonna charge you for something you didn't even know you committed, which you probably did commit, but in your mind, you probably think that you didn't, because y'all, man, think y'all don't do anything wrong. So, yeah. I think um in that moment, I'm telling you, like, hey, I'm finna, I'm finna come for blood.

Twonn 10:13

So let's make sure we uh So this is why we avoid talks.

Whitney 10:16

You just no, you just stay calm and work on your uh de-escalation tactics. Or whatever you gotta figure it out because I'm definitely coming for your throat unless you can prove what I'm saying is incorrect. So yeah, we need to talk. We definitely need to talk. After this couples court, we need to talk.

SPEAKER_03 10:37

Guilty! Take it to jail, guilty.

Whitney 10:41

Okay, okay, so when it comes to men, why is asking for direction is treated like a personal failure?

Twonn 10:54

Because it is a failure. You don't know where you're going, fam? You don't know where you're going, fam? That's the worst thing in this world is to be lost. You don't know where you're going, fam? Like, come on. Like, like, how would you feel if we're out?

Whitney 11:14

Oh, you already know how I feel when we lost.

Twonn 11:16

Whitney is Whitney will get an automatic attitude. Might as well take it. I don't know where I'm going or I missed the exit. Take me home. We fought like that one time. We did. Take me home. Take me home. She jumped out of the car.

Whitney 11:27

Well, we on the highway. Did you jump out on the highway? We were looking for the hotel, and you thought it was so funny. I definitely jumped out. We were in Dallas.

Twonn 11:35

She jumped out of the car. Like, I missed the turn, and I'm going around, just going around the block. What, two minutes?

Whitney 11:42

We went around the block like three times. Three times. And you thought it was so funny. I was so irritated. I hate being lost. Like.

Twonn 11:50

She jumped out of the car. Guilty!

Whitney 11:54

How am I guilty? That's your question.

Twonn 11:59

Guilty. Take her ass to jail. It is what it is. You're gonna need bail after this episode. Who? You. I'm making sure your ass go to jail.

Whitney 12:11

You got my bail money.

Twonn 12:14

I'm broke, baby. Ain't got no money.

Whitney 12:17

Alright, let's get into

Guilty Or Not Guilty Game

Whitney 12:19

flags.

Twonn 12:19

Yeah, yeah, let's um get into flag on the play.

Whitney 12:23

Um, I'm feeling threatened. Why are you feeling threatened? Because you're trying to attack me.

Twonn 12:29

They're gonna attack you, baby? They're gonna do that when you go to jail.

Whitney 12:35

Thanks.

Twonn 12:35

Oh, so alright, so this flag on the play is a little different. It's a little guilty or not guilty. You don't even need this. The flags, we're gonna do the gavels. Keeping score in a relationship.

Whitney 12:50

I will have to say I'm guilty at times. I am.

Twonn 12:56

Oh, so we're telling the truth. Okay, all right, good. Because I was about to come for you. Ooh, girl.

Whitney 13:01

I'm gonna say I'm guilty.

Twonn 13:02

I was about to come for you.

Whitney 13:03

But not often. You you it's ca you you get on my nerves sometimes. So sometimes you gotta bring it back.

Twonn 13:08

Here we go back to getting on your nerves. You get on my nerves. Guilty.

Whitney 13:13

You guilty too?

Twonn 13:14

I'm guilty. Okay. I'm guilty. Okay. Sometimes I'll be like, you know, but I did this. But I did this. Yeah. And you come with your receipts and whatnot, and then I gotta sit there and sulk and whatever. I didn't mess, I didn't create it.

Whitney 13:29

Yeah, because you don't keep receipts. That's your problem. All right. Question number two guilty or not guilty? Starting an argument before bedtime and then falling asleep first.

Twonn 13:43

Not guilty. But I know somebody who is guilty.

Whitney 13:48

I naturally just fall asleep early.

Twonn 13:50

You naturally start arguments before we go to bed, also.

Whitney 13:55

I don't even I don't even see you at night.

Twonn 13:57

Hit the gavel.

Whitney 13:58

I don't even see you.

Twonn 13:59

Hit the gavel.

Whitney 14:00

I don't even see you at night.

Twonn 14:02

Hit the gavel.

Whitney 14:03

You making me take this one?

Twonn 14:04

Hit the gavel.

Whitney 14:05

He's a liar.

Twonn 14:07

Hit the gavel.

Whitney 14:08

Guilty.

Twonn 14:10

Okay. Uh next one. Watching the next episode without your partner.

Whitney 14:19

Hit your gavel. What's the holdup? What's the holdup, Twan? Guilty. Guilty. Definitely guilty.

Twonn 14:27

Guilty. Alright, I'm guilty of that. I'm guilty of that. Yeah. Yo, you take so long to start a oh my gosh. Do you wait for like the whole season to be over before you want to start?

Whitney 14:40

No, because if I'm currently watching something, I prefer for it to because I don't want to be waiting and waiting. You know, I can just go to the next episode. But we our time, our work schedules are so conflicting. Like, so you're guilty. Just move on. Just move on. Just take your just take it.

Twonn 14:58

What about you?

Whitney 15:00

Not guilty. I'm not I'm not admitting to that nonsense. That's you. That's yours. That's all yours. I'm not guilty. What the heck? Guilty or not guilty? Getting mad over something that happened in a dream. I'm not guilty.

Twonn 15:20

I'm guilty. I'm guilty. It's times I done woke up, I done had a full-blown attitude with you.

Whitney 15:28

Because you thought I did something.

Twonn 15:30

Full blown attitude. I'm over here cursing you out. You done got me killed before. Uh what else is it? Yeah, you done got me killed before. You done cheated on me before?

SPEAKER_00 15:46

No.

Twonn 15:46

Yeah, you done cheated on me.

Whitney 15:48

Not little me.

Twonn 15:50

And you done stole from me before.

Whitney 15:54

Guilty? No, I'm dragging. I'm just kidding. No, I don't, I don't, uh, nope. Can't say that to me. You're next.

Twonn 16:03

Definitely got me uh in a dream, and I had an ultimate attitude. Alright, um sending your partner to the store and getting everything but what they asked for. Oh, that's you. That's not me.

Whitney 16:22

I I think I might have slipped up one time.

Twonn 16:24

I'm trying to remember the last time I've been to the store.

Whitney 16:30

That's why I don't send you. That's why I don't send him because he never gets guilty. Crazy.

unknown 16:37

Crazy.

Twonn 16:38

You're not guilty. I don't remember the last time I've been to the store. You see, because I care about you. I know it's been. I don't even set you up for the stuff. It's been actually months since I've been to the store. Like months. Wow, yeah.

Whitney 16:49

No. Not guilty. I I sent you to the store to get groceries. You came back with a whole basket full of chips, snacks, no food.

Twonn 16:57

Daddy once. I don't remember the last time.

Whitney 16:59

And you took all the kids with you. I don't remember the last time I went to the supermarket. Yeah, crazy. Wow. Alright, guilty or not guilty. Posting relationship goes online while arguing in real life.

unknown 17:14

Nah.

Twonn 17:15

Uh, you can play the fifth on this one. Alright, I'll give you the fifth.

Whitney 17:18

Who playing the fifth on this one?

Twonn 17:20

You.

Whitney 17:21

I don't do that.

Twonn 17:22

Yeah, that's what I said. You play you plead the fifth on this one.

Whitney 17:25

Why would I plead the fifth on that one?

Twonn 17:27

Because it's like non non-void. Non-void?

Whitney 17:30

No, plead the fifth is. I don't want to talk about it because I'm guilty. So no, I uh I'm not pleading no fifth because I don't do that. I barely be, I barely even post.

Twonn 17:38

Yeah, I give you that. I get that. I don't post relationship goals.

Whitney 17:42

Nah, you probably do lyrics. I do lyrics.

Twonn 17:45

Yeah, yeah, I do lyrics. He's a lyric man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Asking fatter. Niggas on Instagram, like, damn, I need to call her. Yeah, that'd be you.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

Who? Huh? What?

Twonn 17:55

Nothing. Alright, back to the next question.

SPEAKER_00 17:57

Oh, okay.

Twonn 17:58

I guess be fatter, huh? Oh, Lord. Who came up with these goddamn questions? Uh claiming you're in the head of the household, but asking her where everything is. Not guilty.

Whitney 18:17

Guilty.

Twonn 18:18

Not guilty.

Whitney 18:19

Guilty. You're the head of the household, but yet I gotta do everything in here, huh? Not guilty. Guilty. Alright, next question. Since you don't want to fess up T. You know what? You're under oath. Did we score you in? Because I just I just where is the bailiff?

Twonn 18:35

No, we I'm not under oath. Oh, the Bible's in here. I'm burnt down since you walked in here. Which all right. Anyway.

Whitney 18:49

What you call me a witch is crazy. Okay, uh, let's see. Starting a sentence with I don't want to argue, then argue for an hour. Oh, you guilty too?

Twonn 19:07

No, you. I want to hear this.

Whitney 19:08

What?

Twonn 19:09

What are you about to say?

Whitney 19:11

I say guilty.

Twonn 19:12

Oh, that's oh, you saying guilty, okay.

Whitney 19:14

Yeah, but I don't I don't say I don't want to argue. I just argue.

Twonn 19:19

Okay, so it's a play on words. Guilty. I would definitely go to jail for that for sure. Um all right, guilty or not guilty. Saying do you want and getting mad when he does? Oh, saying do do whatever you want and getting mad when he does. You hit the gavel. Uh, we're waiting for a verdict.

Whitney 19:51

Guilty.

Twonn 19:52

Guilty. Okay.

Whitney 19:53

You were just waiting for that, huh?

Twonn 19:54

I was waiting for that one. I was like that.

Whitney 19:56

What about you?

Twonn 20:00

Um, not guilty. Because I don't know. I would never tell you, I would never say something stupid like, yeah, do what you want. That's the that's the dumbest thing to say to somebody, knowing you're gonna get mad at the reaction. Because people, the elephant sometimes with you, the elevator does not go to the top floor. And if I say do what you want, guess what?

Whitney 20:23

No, I'm saying do what you want because I want to see you do it. Oh, you want to see me do it?

Twonn 20:27

I want to see you do it.

Whitney 20:28

I want to see you test my gangster. So when you get home, you can hear it. And you you test my gangster all the time.

Twonn 20:35

All the time.

Whitney 20:37

You think I'm soft? Whatever. Um, expecting your partner to read your mind because if he really loved me, he'd know.

Twonn 20:57

Guilty.

Whitney 21:02

I guess I can be guilty on that one.

Twonn 21:04

Yeah.

Whitney 21:05

You're supposed to know. You act like you know me so well. Yeah, yeah, but I do. I do. I do. You don't think so? You're under oath. You know, we said we wasn't under oath. So yeah. Alright. Oh, that was a pretty little cool game.

One Apology And Moving Forward

Twonn 21:24

Let me get back to our uh original questions. Back to the questions of couples court. Let's continue this couples court, because man.

Whitney 21:33

Whose question is it? Is it my question?

Twonn 21:35

We're gonna put this one behind bars. Yeah, you can start off round two.

Whitney 21:39

But you're gonna you're gonna get me out. Are you gonna visit me when they lock me out?

Twonn 21:43

Um yeah, I'll send you some packages.

Whitney 21:48

A care package? Those are expensive. I just want you to know. So, alright. Question for you. Why do men think one apology fixes everything?

Twonn 22:08

Well, you found that question out. That's not what it says up there. Yes, it does. That's not what it says up there. That is not what it says up there.

Whitney 22:15

I'm the one asking the questions around here.

Twonn 22:18

But lie to these people. Apologi- I'm not gonna lie. Um an apology is an apology. If I'm saying sorry, why can it mean for all of it? Do I have to apologize for it individually? I'm sorry for eating your cookies. I'm sorry for leaving the water on. I'm sorry for leaving the lights on. I'm sorry I was late. Why do I? I'm just, yo, I'm sorry.

Whitney 22:46

I need to know what you're sorry for because. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. Y'all just think it's supposed to fix everything. It is. Yeah, I apologize. You know how hard it is to get an apology out of me? Yeah, but sometimes it's not genuine. You're just saying it to shut somebody up. So that's where it becomes an issue.

Twonn 23:05

Yeah, that too. That too. I can get that one off too. But an apology is so hard to give somebody. Like I really have to be sorry. And then the thing is not about being sorry. Now I have to improve. That's the hard part. It's not just the sorry, because you can't do it again. You can't say sorry and then do it again.

Whitney 23:25

But that's what y'all do. Y'all say sorry and y'all do it again. Who's y'all? Y'all men.

Twonn 23:30

Oh, I'm on court. Uh they got me a couples court for every man in the world. Ain't this a bitch? All the sins of men. That's what I'm on couples court for.

Whitney 23:40

Well, y'all typically are similar, y'all do. All right. Same thing. I'm sure other women out there are experiencing the same thing with their men, aren't y'all?

TikTok Takes And The Cold Myth

Twonn 23:50

No. Uh, why is I saw it on TikTok? Treat it like legal advice. When you see something on TikTok, you swear that it's Bond. Their word is Bond. It's like finding it. Like I don't believe anything on the internet, but for some reason, why is TikTok treated like TikTok?

Whitney 24:17

I wouldn't say it's legal advice. I would say some of those 30-second videos are very convincing. And don't let me like, I don't know, put a comment and then you got people hyping me up because they're agreeing to what I'm saying. Oh, that'll really get us going. So in the moment, I feel like them videos are very convincing, you know? And the world out there is getting.

Twonn 24:49

I think people need to stay off TikTok.

Whitney 24:51

Hmm. We're on TikTok.

Twonn 24:53

We are on TikTok.

Whitney 24:54

Black Huss is on TikTok.

Twonn 24:56

Well, people, oh, and they actually believe everything we say. That's crazy. That is crazy. They actually believe everything we say. That's insane. You people need help. All right. Next question.

Whitney 25:17

Okay. Why do men think they can survive anything, but can't survive being sick like a common cold?

Twonn 25:30

First of all.

Whitney 25:31

This one hits home.

Twonn 25:35

That's not what that says.

Whitney 25:39

They're my questions. I can ask whatever I want. Wow.

Twonn 25:42

We are in couple of court. Um this is deepening rap. Cause when I'm sick, it's like I'm the most vulnerable. Like, man, like the world is going to end if if if I don't get well. Like, shit stops. Shit will stop if I don't get well. Some men can't handle it. Like that. Nah, you understand the body ache and all that, but nah, that hurt. Like, we don't ever, well, the only thing we can be down for is a cold. But women, you know, y'all be down for your menstrual cycle, you know. You got y'all got cramps. Y'all down for like when y'all pregnant, giving birth and all that stuff. The only thing men have is a cold. Like, that's the only thing they Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

That's it.

Twonn 26:32

So it is the worst thing in the world to us. It is the worst thing in the world for us. You you women.

Whitney 26:37

You say you were on your deck when when you got COVID. Now that was really tough. That was better. But a common cold.

Twonn 26:44

What you mean a common? It's never common. A little bit. All you need is a little bit of a common. It's never fever. I got a headache. Things ain't looking right. I can't hear. Everything just starts shuts down. Yeah, everything just shuts down.

Whitney 27:01

Crazy. Alright. All right.

Twonn 27:03

I got a question for you.

Whitney 27:04

What's up?

Twonn 27:06

Why do women ask questions they already know the answer to? Wait, hold on. What the hell? I think this was your question, but alright. Go ahead.

Whitney 27:21

Uh, why? I wouldn't. Y'all don't know nothing of nothing. So why would I be asking you that question? But I will say, us women, we're not asking you because we're looking for like information. We want to see if you're actually gonna tell the truth. And based on like your response, it's gonna let me know how I should react appropriately.

Twonn 27:49

Oh, so if I'm if I'm uh I don't know what you're talking about, but that's when you start feeling and start pulling out receipts and exhibit A, exhibit B with my little pointer.

Whitney 27:59

Oh I'll put up a whole PowerPoint. You don't recall. Well, if you look closer at the screen, we're gonna have Bailiff roll in the footage, please. Take it. That becomes exhibit A and exhibit B. I'm just saying.

Twonn 28:16

Do not like all right.

Whitney 28:19

So, what do you think you should do? Should you just tell the truth right offhand?

Twonn 28:22

Um, first of all, we're not gonna get into this, but I'm gonna see what you know.

Whitney 28:29

No, you know before you respond.

Twonn 28:32

I'm gonna test the waters a little.

Whitney 28:34

And this is why.

Twonn 28:35

I'ma test, I'm gonna play stupid a little. What are you talking about?

Whitney 28:39

And this is why I'm crazy. What are you talking about? I'll play stupid. And that's what he does.

Twonn 28:43

What are you talking about? I'll test the waters a little just to see what you're doing. What are you talking about? If if if the if the information is getting a little juicy, then I'm ah yeah, you got me. Ah, yeah, yeah, I did it.

Whitney 28:53

Yeah, I guess you're not. The jig is up. Yeah, the jig is up. Back on the wall. She got me.

Twonn 28:59

You got me.

Whitney 29:00

All right.

Twonn 29:03

Well, that was a good question.

Whitney 29:04

Last question for you. You ready? Wait, oh that's for right. We haven't been doing our gavel, so you're oh no, we're done, we're done. Definitely guilty as hell. Anyways, uh, why do men act different around their friends?

Friends Mode Drama And Final Verdict

Twonn 29:21

Oh wow. How dare you!

Whitney 29:25

I just want to know.

Twonn 29:26

Like, first of all, we don't act different. You can't be a sucker ass sucker around your friends. Like, if I I love you, right? But I'm not gonna love you in front of my friends. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? I'm not gonna love you how I wanna love you in front of my friends. I it I have a reputation to uphold.

Whitney 29:50

What kind of reputation?

Twonn 29:51

Not to be no lovey devy ass. You ever heard that saying, wifeing in the club? Give me $20. That's where that saying comes from. Can't be wifing with the homies. Like, if it's all, we're all in like got a girls out a couple, cool. But if it's just you, why am I loving on you in front of the friends?

Whitney 30:11

Like, that's just not- Don't treat me different in front of your friends. Because when we get home, don't come here with that lovey double. Nah, I have to. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. If you couldn't do it out there, don't do it in here.

Twonn 30:21

Nah, I ain't gonna love on you so that way my boy looks at me like, yeah, I'm gonna love on her too. Absolutely not.

Whitney 30:27

Cool. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Nah, that's where you're going with that. Absolutely not. No, don't. I I can understand the lovey double part, but don't be trying to play me crazy in front of your friends or talk to me any kind of way. And then get to the house and be like, uh, no, don't do that because I'ma I'ma get back with you.

Twonn 30:46

I wouldn't do that. You know, that's then it's not my flavor neighbor.

Whitney 30:49

But you know, some men do that. They act different, they act different in front of their friends because they don't want their friends to know that they're a certain type of way, but that's not fair to us.

Twonn 30:58

Nah, I don't I wouldn't treat you, I don't ever treat you different if a friend or family's around. I treat you the same. I joke on you, I crack on you, you crack on me.

Whitney 31:08

We do have a lot of fun.

Twonn 31:09

Yeah, we have a lot of fun. Alright, last question for you.

Whitney 31:12

Okay.

Twonn 31:17

Why do women say I'm not dramatic right before dramatic moments?

Whitney 31:26

Because we're not. We're not dramatic. But then we're not dramatic.

Twonn 31:31

But then the dramatic moment happens.

Whitney 31:33

No, we're just um we're just trying to mostly unstable. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're just trying to react appropriately because women react to men's the way men act, it causes our reaction. So depending on the situation, you cause a react for me. Depending, depending on the situation, depending on how you come at me, then I just uh I fall in line with you know how I should carry myself in the moment.

Twonn 32:08

You know what?

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Guilty!

Twonn 32:13

Guilty! Take your ass in jail. We're not dramatic. You guys are, but why not say I'm not dramatic and then become dramatic?

Whitney 32:22

Like because of the situation at hand, we are reacting appropriately to the situation that we are being given in the moment.

Twonn 32:32

Dramatically. Given in the moment. Okay, whatever. Dramatically. So the verdict

Sentencing Jokes And Closing

Twonn 32:40

is You're guilty.

Whitney 32:42

And I'm innocent.

Twonn 32:43

You're guilty. I think I escaped jail today. You will do the time. You did the crime, so now you will do the time.

Whitney 32:51

Am I being remanded until sentencing?

Twonn 32:54

Yeah, you will stay here until the next pod. Do not move. Do not move.

Whitney 32:59

I have to shower.

Twonn 33:01

Do not move.

Whitney 33:03

We're potting in about 30 minutes.

Twonn 33:05

I'm gonna bring the fire hose around.

Whitney 33:06

Not the fire hose. Okay, this was a good little, you know, you went into character today.

Twonn 33:11

Yeah, yeah. We tried a little something different. A little something different. I enjoyed it.

Whitney 33:16

Did you get one off?

Twonn 33:17

Um, no, no, not this episode. I didn't get one off.

Whitney 33:20

Okay.

Twonn 33:20

I didn't get one off. The last episode. The next episode, I got something coming for you. Ooh. So stay tuned for the next episode. Stay tuned.

Whitney 33:29

Sneak peek.

Twonn 33:30

Sneak peek? Nah. Nah. No sneak peek, but it's definitely gonna be a good one. It's definitely gonna be a good one. Okay, I'm ready. Alright, y'all. Well, this is another another episode of Flaggers. I'm Twan. I'm with. And she's still guilty. Flagger!

Whitney 34:01

You would make a very handsome little judge.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Oh yeah?

Whitney 34:05

Yeah. Definitely a handsome little judge.

Twonn 34:08

I can set bail.

Whitney 34:09

You gonna set my bail?

Twonn 34:11

Mm-hmm.

Whitney 34:11

So $2.

Twonn 34:13

You read my mind.

Whitney 34:16

I don't have a $2. Oh. $2.

Twonn 34:18

$2.

Whitney 34:20

I need a little more money because don't think we gotta pay 10%. 20.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Oh, you been here before, huh? Oh, you been here before, huh? Oh, see? Look at that.

Whitney 34:33

I think I I think I think you got that.

Twonn 34:36

I think I'll be a good one.

Whitney 34:38

I'll be out of here in.

Twonn 34:40

I'll be out of here in 24 hours. Who you gonna call?

Whitney 34:46

Ghostbusters.