Somebody Died There Podcast
Somebody Died There Podcast | A True Crime Podcast with a Twist
Welcome to "Somebody Died There," the true crime podcast that combines spine-tingling thrills with a healthy dose of humor. If you love unraveling mysteries, exploring eerie locations, and diving into strange, unsolved stories, this podcast is for you.
Join Harrison and Kevin—and their pawsome producer, Rocket the Cat—as they explore creepy places, investigate fascinating true crime cases, and share those unforgettable “somebody definitely died there” moments that will keep you hooked.
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- True crime storytelling with a lighthearted twist: We explore chilling tales while keeping things approachable, engaging, and even funny at times.
- Perfect for true crime fans: Whether you’re here for the mystery, the history, or the spooky vibes, this podcast strikes the perfect balance.
- Unique stories and locations: We highlight stories you may not have heard before, paired with immersive sound design.
Whether you're a hardcore true crime enthusiast or love a good spooky story, "Somebody Died There" is here to entertain, thrill, and maybe even make you laugh.
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Somebody Died There Podcast
The Candle Marker of Burnt Hollow
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In this chilling installment of our true‑crime horror series, we uncover the dark evolution of Chopper — the drifter whose legacy of wax, vanishings, and quiet terror began long before the couple walked into the Pancake House in Burnt Hollow. Authorities finally located his abandoned railway‑shed hideout, revealing candle molds, fragrance oils, stolen identities, journals of twisted formulas, and a ledger of “test subjects.” But the most horrifying discovery lay beneath the floorboards: bodies preserved inside hardened candle wax, each infused with Chopper’s signature scent.
As investigators closed in, Chopper slipped away — onto a freight train, into the desert, and into the wind. Now, towns across the Southwest report encounters with a man handing out handmade candles smelling faintly of Warm Vanilla Sugar… and something far darker.
Perfect for fans of true crime, horror podcasts, creepy storytelling, and mysteries, this episode blends atmospheric investigation with bone‑deep dread. Listen to the story that Burnt Hollow still refuses to discuss — and decide for yourself whether Chopper is gone… or simply moving on to his next town.
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Until next time…
Stay curious.
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And remember: some stories follow you long after the episode ends.
Welcome to Somebody Died There, where small town secrets unravel into chilling mysteries. These are the stories that keep you up at night. Because you never know what's lurking in the dark. The Somebody Died There podcast features AI-generated voices narrating fictional true crime stories. Behind each story is a dedicated team of human writers who prefer to stay behind the scenes, focusing entirely on storytelling. Our unofficial producer, Rocket the Cat, ensures we stay positive throughout the process.
SPEAKER_01Welcome back to the Somebody Died There podcast, where we craft every single episode in a fictional, creepy, and chilling way. Each killer is invented, and every small town is a nightmare we made up on purpose. I'm Harrison. Rocket the Cat is supervising. And Kevin is double fisting snacks like it's a coping mechanism.
SPEAKER_02I present to you The Burnt Hollow Baptism, a 48-ounce slush puppy with a cornucopia of flavors in a color psychologists warn about. It's blue raspberry, cola, desert punch, and mystery flavor, which the machine labeled with a question mark. I'm drinking it anyway. To stabilize my system, I paired it with one king-size pack of Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies, plus one bucket, an actual bucket of the incredible Uncle James Cool Whip, and a fistful of plastic spoons because I keep snapping them under the force of my enthusiasm. My circulatory system is now 40% slush puppy, 40% cool whip, and 20% fear.
SPEAKER_01I know your doctor said, hey, you've got to eat more snacks. Well, buckle up because you're going to need them for this episode. Because tonight's story takes place in a fictional town that feels like it shouldn't exist. Let me introduce you to Burnt Hollow, Nevada. Population: 9,884. A town built around a railway spur, three motels, and a Walgreens that refuses to die. Inside that, Walgreens sits a full 24-hour pancake house, always open, always crowded, always wrong. Truckers, retirees, night shift nurses, sex workers eating strawberry stacks at sunrise, and for a while, nobody knew a serial killer was watching all of them. Tonight we're telling the story of a drifter who pretended to be Amish, a candle-obsessed murderer. This guy blended right in with the Amish community in this hidden nugget, about 15 miles from the cat houses in Nye County. He's a well-spoken fellow with a corporate fragrance background. And the town that unknowingly fed his legend. This is the candle marker of Burnt Hollow. Our story begins five years ago.
SPEAKER_02A traveling couple stops at the Walgreens pancake house for dinner. They order the strawberry stacks. They go to the restroom, they come back, and their table has been cleared. Like they were never there. The waitress swears she doesn't remember serving them. The couple leaves confused. They reach their car. It won't start. Then a beige 1970s Oldsmobile sedan rolls up. The driver is a woman with a smoker's voice, and the confidence of someone who's seen things leans out and says, You two need a ride?
SPEAKER_00I'm heading out to pick up my girls. It's donation only, but let me check with my boss. Breaker breaker! I got two lost lambs. Permission to scoop?
SPEAKER_01Only if they behave. The couple refuses the ride, walks into the night. Their abandoned car is later found with a waxy resin clogging the engine. Burnt Hollow chalks it up to a weird desert mystery. But they're wrong. It was the beginning. Months later, Burnt Hollow notices a newcomer. A polite, soft-spoken man in Amish clothing, a man pulling a hand cart filled with candles, Jacob Walter Jensen. Though locals quickly rename him Chopper. He earned the nickname because he would chop firewood for the locals. Says he wants simple living, says he makes candles by hand. But none of that is true. Chopper wasn't Amish, wasn't Jacob, wasn't from any settlement. He was a rail hopping hobo from Ohio with a long, unstable history. A man who murdered a real Amish traveler near Toledo and stole everything the clothing, the ID, the wagon, the persona. A disguise that made people trust him. But even that isn't the twist. The real twist? Chopper used to work at Bath Body Works.
SPEAKER_02Before he ever hit the rails, Chopper was a stockroom employee at a Bath and Body Works in Columbus. Fired for behavioral concerns, an argument over fragrance purity, blocking a vent with wax, and ranting at management about the perfect candle formula. Co-workers described him as intense. Customers described him as unsettlingly knowledgeable about aromatherapy. Corporate described him as a liability. But he left with something important. An insider's knowledge of fragrance chemistry. He knew how wax blends carry scent, how essential oils affect the nervous system, how long certain notes linger, which compounds cause headaches, confusion, or emotional numbness, how to make a candle burn clean or dirty or wrong. And when he stole the Amish man's identity and drifted west, he brought all that knowledge with him.
SPEAKER_01Burnt Hollow became the perfect testing ground. Chopper's handmade candles started appearing across town, wrapped in brown paper, tied with twine, left quietly on porches. People assumed they were gifts, blessings, Amish kindness. But Chopper was experimenting. His candles weren't normal wax. They were mixtures of tallow desert plant alkaloids, industrial solvents, combined with those Bath and Body Works fragrance oils that he had stolen years earlier, and resin he refined in a shed behind the railway tracks. Burning one produced subtle but disturbing effects. People reported feeling detached, becoming unusually calm, wandering without reason, forgetting conversations, feeling like someone else was making decisions for them. Burnt Hollow began losing people, quietly, slowly, unnoticed, developing something he called in his notebook Candle 88 suggestion grade. The same resin that ruined the couple's engine was his earliest prototype.
SPEAKER_02Security footage from the Walgreens Pancake House resurfaced years later. And there he was. Chopper. Sitting alone at the counter the night the couple vanished, eating plain pancakes, watching them. He watched their table get wiped. He watched them leave. He watched their panic. He watched the beige sedan approach. He watched them refuse the ride. He followed. That night told him everything. Burnt Hollow doesn't question anything. Not strange cars. Not strangers. Not missing people. Not wax where wax shouldn't be. It was the night he committed to the town, to the experiment, to the legend.
SPEAKER_01You know, Kevin, when I first saw this footage, I paused it after three seconds. Not even because of what he was doing, but because of how still he was. People don't sit like that in real life. Like their bones are arranged wrong. Like they're waiting for a command you can't hear. Yeah, okay, good.
SPEAKER_02I thought it was just me. There's something, I don't know, marionettish about him. Like if someone yanked a string on his back, he'd turn his head 90 degrees without blinking. And the way he watches the couple, it's not curiosity. It's not jealousy. It's calculation. He's doing math.
SPEAKER_01He's deciding things. Authorities eventually found his hideout, a shed by the railway line. Inside were candle molds, fragrance bottles, stolen IDs, notebooks full of formulas, and a ledger tracking test subjects. The final line simply said, someday, they'll remember my scent.
SPEAKER_02You know what gets me though? They never talk about the other thing they found. Not in the reports, not in the news, not anywhere. Like they were scared to admit it. But workers cleaning out Chopper's shed found shapes under the floorboards. People shaped, bodies, preserved inside blocks of hardened candle wax, like he'd been experimenting with turning human beings into his own twisted version of three wicks. Some were older, some were recent, and some still had the scent on them. That same mix of sugar and something rotten. Like he'd been trying to make his own fragrance line out of people.
SPEAKER_01Chopper disappeared before they arrived. Onto a freight train, into the desert, into the wind, burnt hollow beliefs he's still out there, traveling from town to town, handing out candles, smelling faintly of warm vanilla sugar and something much darker. I'm never lighting a candle again. I'm switching to lamps or flashlights or glow sticks.
SPEAKER_02Rocket has written good choice on a sticky note. This has been Somebody Died There, where all stories are fictional, but the fear feels real. Don't forget you can listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Somebody Died There dot com, and more. It's always fun, always creepy, and man. Am I glad I brought snacks? Stay safe, stay aware, and if a stranger ever hands you a handmade candle, walk away.
SPEAKER_03Thanks for listening to Somebody Died There. For more, visit us at somebodydiedthere dot com. And don't forget to listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Until next time, stay safe and lock your doors.