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Bryce & Manda Porter Season 1 Episode 8

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Bryce & Manda from Porterhouse Video react to their 9 year old daughter answering wedding questions and planning her own wedding!

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00:00 - Intro 
01:26 - Who is hank?
05:50 - Subscribe please?
06:04 - A 9 Year Old's Wedding Pt 1
34:21 - Looking for Vendors!
35:12 - A 9 Year Old's Wedding Pt 2
59:52 -  Outro


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SPEAKER_02

Hey lovers, welcome to For Better or Worse, a podcast where we talk about everything wedding, vendors, and love. Amanda.

SPEAKER_05

I'm Bryce, and we're two wedding videographers based out of Rochester, New York. Who are married. Yes. And we're both married today. Yay! Hey!

SPEAKER_02

Today, Bryce has something very special planned. I had nothing to do with this whatsoever, and it's gonna be purely me reacting to this today.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, I have interviewed our nine-year-old daughters. Almost 10. Almost 10-year-old daughters. Yeah, that I asked her a bunch of wedding questions about her wedding that she, you know, has imagined in her own mind. And I'm really, really excited for you to hear what she answered because they're great. They're really, really good.

SPEAKER_02

Only imagine. She's very excited about this. She said some of her answers were really, really funny and that she knows a lot about weddings. That's what she said. She's like, I'm surprised how much I actually knew about weddings. So I'm wondering how much you hyped her up and told her she was right, but she really wasn't, or how much she actually does know.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, he was very honest with her.

unknown

You're wrong.

SPEAKER_02

That's exciting. That's the only thing that we're actually gonna do today.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we're gonna try try it out just a single topic podcast. Uh, usually we try to fit like two or three things into it. No, it's all our daughter today. We're just going to do this one. You have to let us know if you like this or if you like when we try to cram more stuff into it. This is just a little test for today.

SPEAKER_02

What is this?

SPEAKER_05

A podcast.

SPEAKER_02

No, this thing that you have. I thought you were doing something for Mother's Day. I thought it was like a cute little Mother's Day-esque thing that you were planning with the kids.

SPEAKER_05

And then that would have been cute.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that would have been really nice. And then all of a sudden Addy's just like, uh yeah, no, we were talking about my wedding. And I was like, I'm sorry. I feel like if you're having a wedding, I should be involved in it. And she was like, no, Daddy'll show you. So I'm waiting to see what this was because it wasn't a Mother's Day present. So what what exactly are we are we doing?

SPEAKER_05

So I had this idea forever ago, and I actually like when we used to go, like in the next episode, we're gonna talk about this. Um, I said it in like episode like four or something like that. Our first, our first night episode. So maybe episode three. I do remember you mentioning that we're gonna do a uh a segment where a nine-year-old plans a wedding. Um, and then that evolved into me just asking her questions over a microphone. Because you know how our daughter is about asking stuff, about doing homework, about anything like that about anything like that. Her responses are so wild, her imagination is so awesome.

SPEAKER_02

And if we had tried to get her to like mad limit, it would have been like one-word answer. So I guess that it makes sense that yeah.

SPEAKER_05

She would she wanted to do like a Canva presentation, but I didn't want to set all that up, so I was like, I was like, well, here, I'm just gonna ask the questions on you know, and then I was gonna just write down her responses and read them to you. Um, I was like, but that that's not this is the whimsy of it being our daughter.

SPEAKER_02

That takes away all the tonality and like her thinking. I mean, like, don't you remember when we interviewed her once about like what Christmas means? And she was like, What is that? Think think think. I don't know what they soon are. Think think.

SPEAKER_05

There's still plenty of that here. You you'll you'll see soon. Okay. Um, so I have all of the questions. I recorded her answers. I'm so excited. Are we where are we gonna put them? We're just gonna go.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they're gonna be like right here. So we'll, you know. Over Hank. You you uh This is Hank, by the way. I don't know if we formally introduced Hank.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, this up here, this is Hank.

SPEAKER_02

This picture of this steer, his name is Hank. Bryce gave him to me on Valentine's Day of 2019. I was pregnant with our son. Yes, I was. Was that then? Valentine's Day of 2019. It was like two weeks before I had Keen. A little bit, you know, give or take, 12 days before I had can. And yeah, you gave it to me at Holyoke.

SPEAKER_05

There are this this is the original.

SPEAKER_02

This is the OG one from Target when you would go in like the home good section, like the wall art decor. This was the OG thing, and we always went by and we were like, oh Hank, what up, Hank?

SPEAKER_05

They have a million of them now that are different styles, different horns, and different cows and stuff like that. Different emo. Angos. Angos beef. Different angles and stuff like that, but this is the OG, it's the first one. And we when we first saw it, we we were like jokingly like, oh Hank.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, Hank, what's going on, Hank?

SPEAKER_05

I was like, if we ever bought that, that would be legit like our family centerpiece, and like the first heirloom.

SPEAKER_02

It's not like a family photo, like one of those like big like family portraits.

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Or jewel or jewelry or something like that.

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Kiddish cup of for our family.

SPEAKER_05

It's literally a uh a Target art piece, a mass-produced art piece from Target four foot painting or a picture of a cow.

SPEAKER_02

I actually had somebody uh comment on uh one of our like I think it was either on TikTok or Instagram or whatever, and they were like, oh my god, I have that same cow picture. And I was like, Oh, this is Hank. And he was like, Oh, our name is Bessie. So, like, how everybody does it, everybody's got a name. So if you have we'll send TikToks back and forth to each other that have nothing to do with anything in our life, and then all of a sudden one of us will go, Oh hey! Oh, it's Hank. Just only send it because Hank is in the background and we get very excited for him. But if you have a cow picture, specifically this one, I want to I want to know what it his or her name is and where you have it displayed because Hank's Hank's really cool.

SPEAKER_05

Hank's always been the center of our room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

We have two children and our life revolves around our boy Hank.

SPEAKER_05

So he's gone through three different apartments or uh one apartment. One apartment and two households now. So hey, we need a headcount for our caterer. He needs to know how many subscribers we have. So if you're not subscribed, click down below so you can be part of our wedding. Let's see. So I have um I'm so excited. Let's see, let me let me all the way to the bottom. I have 35 different questions that I asked. Help. Oh, geez. Well, I can't help you.

SPEAKER_02

Can you get up and grab me a napkin? This is like, so one time we were going to McDonald's and I got stuck holding a drink tray, and Bryce hit a pothole, and one of the lids wasn't secure, and the entire thing just dipped down my pants, and I had to ride with ice on me. I'm just gonna like do this with my shirt so you can't really see it. Is that better? Okay. So mad. Don't rock and dr. See, this is the problem. We don't have like a front porch for me to sit on and learn how to rock and drink. So, like, this is how I learn. So when I'm older, my grandkids will be like, Wow, grandma, you're a really good drinker. Thanks, honey.

SPEAKER_05

I've been doing it since I was in my 30s. So, anyway, I have 35 different questions that I asked Addy.

SPEAKER_02

Um, that's more than we ask brides on their wedding days.

SPEAKER_05

I know. I um I want to get a real like, you know, retrospective on like all of the things a nine-year-old thinks.

SPEAKER_02

We gotta make sure we hold on to this so we can show it like at like her rehearsal dinner. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah, yeah. I'm thinking ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, of course, of course. All right, let me see, let me see, let me see.

SPEAKER_05

So here I'm just gonna go through they're all they're all just audio only. So you said they were all videos. I'll um we'll sync it up after so it's a lot clearer. But yeah, let's here's the first first one. This is the intro and question one.

SPEAKER_01

My name is Addison Porter and I'm nine, almost ten years old.

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I'm gonna ask you some questions. Almost ten. Your wedding day.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

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How much will your wedding cost?

SPEAKER_01

Probably not too too much. Okay, I'm holding you to that. Probably in between fifty and a hundred dollars. Okay, it's it's between fifty, wait, no, not a hundred, between fifty and seventy dollars.

SPEAKER_04

Is it fifty and seventy dollars? Okay, very frugal. I like that.

SPEAKER_01

It's a better idea.

SPEAKER_02

I love her so much. The fact that even at nine, almost ten years old, she's still like $50 is a lot of money. And then the fact that she changed it from $100 to $70, like, man, I cannot wait until she's like, Mom, I'm engaged, and I'm gonna be like, honey, I've been budgeting for this since you were nine, almost 10. And I'm gonna slide her an envelope that has a $50 bill in it, and you're gonna be like, well, well, well, I'm gonna help out too. Yeah. And slip her up to 20?

SPEAKER_05

Like, that's all you need, honey. At least have a hundred. No, no. Whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_02

We talked about this, and you're the one that said, Oh god, go talk to your grandparents. I'm not doing that. I budgeted for this.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man, question two. How are you paying for the wedding?

SPEAKER_02

Um, Venmo.

SPEAKER_04

You mean Venmo, like all your vendors and stuff?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. How are you how are you gonna pay for your wedding?

SPEAKER_05

Venmo? I don't deal with cash. She took that literally. Like how are you gonna pay for it?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, Venmo, I guess. Also, I didn't know she really knew what Venmo was.

SPEAKER_05

Right? Yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea how what she knows Venmo is.

SPEAKER_02

Where did she hear that? Like, she's never Venmo'd anybody. She's only ever gotten gift cards or cash. Where did she hear that from?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

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How are you gonna pay for your money? Venmo? Idiot?

SPEAKER_05

My Venmo, probably. Question three.

SPEAKER_04

Where are you gonna get married?

SPEAKER_01

Um, I don't know. Maybe like at like a lake, or maybe where Auntie Kelsey got married. Yeah, like something like there. Or maybe I would get married on a beach.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, girly wants like waterfront. Like she seems like New England waterfront.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

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That's the vibe I'm getting for okay. Um I'm dude, we could totally get married on a public beach in in Massachusetts somewhere for like $50. We could swing that, babe. I could do that. All right.

SPEAKER_05

Absolutely. Here we go. Question four. How many people are going to be at your wedding?

SPEAKER_01

So probably me and my um husband are probably going to split a number in half, and then we each get to pick like those people. Like, like, pretend we're gonna invite 24 people. He gets to pick 12, I get to pick 12. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

How many think people are gonna be there in total?

SPEAKER_01

64. So we would each choose She's doing multiplication.

SPEAKER_02

It's doing large multiplication. Okay, honestly, that's like a good that's like a good amount. That's more than a dollar a person. Yeah, if we got a $50 budget. Hell yeah, we're all getting dollar menu things.

SPEAKER_05

Their dollar menu doesn't even exist anymore. They're gonna bring it back by the time she gets married. It's a three-dollar menu.

SPEAKER_02

They're gonna bring it back by the time she gets married.

SPEAKER_05

It'll be good. Question five. Describe your ultimate wedding dress.

SPEAKER_01

Um, it'd be it'd be like like a nice blue. Like a pretty blue. A blue dress at the end. Like a really, really, really pretty blue dress.

SPEAKER_02

A blue dress at the ocean. That's my baby not wanting to conform. Yeah. She's gonna wear a blue dress to her wedding at the beach with her husband. Ugh! I can't wait till she's older and she puts on like a white wedding dress. And I'm like, honey, I planned for a blue dress. I've been thinking about this since you were almost 10 years old. Yeah. Like, I need this blue dress. I'm gonna make her try on a blue dress just so I have that vision. I mean, it's funny because if you think about it, every single one of her Easter dresses pretty much has been blue.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

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And anytime we're like, yeah, let's pick out a dress, she picks out a blue one.

SPEAKER_05

It's always like a light pastel blue. Oh cry. No, I'm thinking about my baby getting married. Oh my god. All right. Uh, next question. What is your partner going to wear?

SPEAKER_01

For the wedding, he would wear um like a yellow suit.

SPEAKER_04

A yellow suit? Yeah. So you're back out? Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_05

A yellow suit. It's like the yellow guy from From. When she said that, I was like, uh Did you like peek your head out when we were watching that or something?

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. You know, like if she was to wear a certain color blue and he was to wear something with yellow on it, they're at the beach. I mean, honestly, if you think about it, Nan's two favorite colors were Nan loved blue and yellow show. He said they complimented each other better than any other color. It could be absolutely beautiful.

SPEAKER_05

When I think of Nan, I think of blue and yellow because her her her house was painted yellow and all of her furniture was blue. Except for her yellow couch. Except for her yellow couch, which blue diamonds on it. Yeah, exactly. Oh, it was always that like Easter yellow and blue was awesome.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I'm gonna cry. Okay, keep going. This isn't even real, and I'm getting so emotional. Here you go.

SPEAKER_05

Next question. Oh my pumpkin. How many bridesmaids will you have? And what color are they gonna wear?

SPEAKER_01

Well, we're I'm gonna have to go. Like, most of like like the girls, like, Mom, Nina, Mimi, Monty Kelsey, like that.

SPEAKER_04

How many do you think they can total?

SPEAKER_01

Probably 24.

SPEAKER_05

24 bridesmaids?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Cool. And what color are they gonna wear?

SPEAKER_01

Um, wait, did I say 24? So we're probably gonna split the two colors I want to do in half each. So we're gonna split it in half, and then 12 bridesmaids will get one color, and then multiple.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, what are those colors?

SPEAKER_01

So the first color is gonna be like a nice like silk green. Okay. And then for the other half, it'd be like, let's see, let's see. Like like a pretty beige or like a pretty ruby red.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, uh the beige would look really nice with the green, like the two, like, like uh in her blue dress. I mean, honestly, with a blue dress with like a pretty like satiny green color, and then like a really nice, pretty like champagne beige color.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Girls got and then her husband's all in the yellow.

SPEAKER_05

I feel like she's got like the blue dress is the the sea, he's the sun. And then we got the sand in the trees. We got the ruby red. No, there's no ruby red. She saw she saw green and red and was like waking up. Half of the uh bridesmaids are the sand, and then the other half are an unclean fish tank.

SPEAKER_02

The crimson tide.

SPEAKER_05

But it's got all the algae on it. Oh my god. Here we go. Some weddings have themes like birthday parties. What is your wedding theme?

SPEAKER_01

Beach vibes, like a beach theme.

SPEAKER_04

A beach themed wedding? I like that. Is that like like the sand and the seashells, or is that like the ocean?

SPEAKER_01

Uh sand and the seashells. And like bringing it back in 2010. Is that is like our exit's gonna be?

SPEAKER_05

Exit from the from the ceremony? Go ahead, come.

SPEAKER_01

Um, it's gonna be so they're gonna set up a water slide, and then me and my husband are gonna go down the water slide.

SPEAKER_05

Sweet. Sweet. That's uh at like instead of a sparkler exit?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, cool. Isn't she awesome?

SPEAKER_02

She's so forward thinking about it. Oh my god. You know what? It's funny because like I know a lot of people would be like, you're not gonna do that on your wedding day. I'm like, how could you not do that on your wedding day? I will make this happen. Yeah, absolutely. My husband and I are gonna go down a water slide. Can I go down the water slide too? Because I'm one of your bridesmaids.

SPEAKER_05

Can we all go down after? Can the camera people go?

SPEAKER_02

There's we there's 36 guests on her side and 32 on her side, and 24 of them are bridesmaids. Hell yeah, dog, it's a party.

SPEAKER_05

Here we go. Next question. You get one golden ticket to invite any celebrity or cartoon character to your wedding.

SPEAKER_01

It would be a cartoon. It's gonna be a cartoon. This is a tough one.

SPEAKER_04

Any celebrity or cartoon character to be a good one.

SPEAKER_02

Hold on, pause it, pause it. Okay. So I'm I'm assuming it's gonna be a cartoon character. And the only cartoon she's been watching lately is Bluey, has been a go-to, and Teen Titans go. Okay. I'm gonna take a real educated guess here. I don't think it would be Bluey because Bluey's a kid, like a little kid, and this is a grown-up wedding. So I'm assuming it would be the only girl from Team Titans.

SPEAKER_05

And is it there's two girls in the Teen Titans?

SPEAKER_02

Who are they?

SPEAKER_05

One is Starfire and the other's Raven. She loves Raven. She does like Raven a lot.

SPEAKER_02

That's gonna be my guess.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. She does guess a celebrity as well, a cartoon character and a celebrity. Do you want to make a guess on?

SPEAKER_02

The celebrity? Yeah. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01

This is a tough one. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_04

Celebrity or cartoon character at all.

SPEAKER_01

This is like really hard.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Raven from the Teen Titans.

SPEAKER_04

Raven from the Teen Titans?

SPEAKER_01

Or Livy Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_05

You know, they both are kind of the same flavor of person, so you're you're that's a choice.

SPEAKER_01

Livy or Rodrigo or Raven from the Teen Titans? Those are two very different things.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, I said they were the same flavor. They're like the same flavor of person.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh my god. At least I got one right. But anytime we're like, yeah, no, you could do something with a celebrity, and she's always like Dwayne the Rock Johnson. So I'm surprised. Here we go.

SPEAKER_05

Who is your efficient?

SPEAKER_01

Like, do you who gives away this bride? Yes, that's the official. Um Dwayne Rock Johnson.

SPEAKER_03

Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. You're kidding! You're kidding.

SPEAKER_05

You know hers too well. You know her way too well.

SPEAKER_02

That's the bet Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I told you she's obscure.

SPEAKER_05

She'll draw like a circle on a chalkboard. She'll go guess who this is. Guess who this is. It's Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

SPEAKER_02

Or she'll be outside and she'll be running around and she'll see a rock on the ground. She'll go, What up, Dwayne?

SPEAKER_05

Dwayne The Rock Johnson. She says that all the time. So I'm I know I'm not a surprise.

SPEAKER_02

We're gonna have to get him to officiate her wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, 100%. Dressed as the Scorpion King at the beach. Mr. Johnson, if you're out there, you're free in like, you know, 60 years. Yeah, like 15 years. No. Officiate a wedding. My baby. Oh my god. Alright, next up. Who will be your ring bearer? Um it can be anybody. It doesn't have to be a celebrity or a cartoon character.

SPEAKER_01

My brother.

SPEAKER_05

Your brother.

SPEAKER_01

Your brother is gonna be the ringbearer?

SPEAKER_05

Who will be your flower girl?

SPEAKER_01

Karen. Maybe. Let's see, let's see. Um wait, what did you say? Flower girl?

SPEAKER_04

Yes, who would your flower girl be?

SPEAKER_01

Could it be anyone?

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

My girlfriend. Avery S from school.

SPEAKER_05

Avery S from school?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know.

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What is Avery S gonna be throwing on the ground when she's a flower girl?

SPEAKER_01

Sand.

SPEAKER_05

She's gonna throw sand.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Okay, yeah. Because beach five birthday party. I bet beach five wedding, not birthday party.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we're just gonna add some more sand. Actually, it would actually be really kind of cool if like she got married on a white sands beach and they sprinkled pink sand as she walked.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I just got really excited about the prospect of doing that.

SPEAKER_05

That'd be actually really cool. That would be really, really cool. Oh my god. Uh next question. Who is walking you down the aisle?

SPEAKER_02

You.

SPEAKER_05

Me? Yeah. So she knows. She knows that. She understands the prospect of a wedding.

SPEAKER_02

I like how for a second, see, I'm I'm not, I'm genuinely surprised she wasn't like, um, probably like my health teacher. Because I don't think he's ever done that. Just to put it into perspective, Addy once made a Mother's Day gift at school and she came home and she's like, We made Mother's Day gifts today. And I was like, Oh, really? What was it? She goes, Well, I can tell you because I made mine for Keen. And I'm like, What do you mean you made yours for Kean? It was in her second grade class. And I was like, Why, why, why did you make a Mother's Day gift for your younger brother? And she was like, Well, because my teacher said it didn't have to be for a mother, it could be anybody that we love. And she started crying. And I I thought it's because she like felt bad. Like she realized, like, oh wait, no, maybe that's for like people that don't have a mother figure in their life, or you know, they have they're closer to their grandmother or something like that. And she started crying. I was like, it's just because Keen's never gonna get a Mother's Day gift ever. And I thought this was his only chance. I was like, I've raised you well.

unknown

What the heck?

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Yeah. That's why I asked her that question. Because I was like, it's either she's gonna be the right answer or she's gonna be like an alien. Framed Phil. Yeah. So here we go. Next question. How long does your ceremony last?

SPEAKER_01

Like the entire wedding?

SPEAKER_05

The wedding part of it. From walking down the aisle to Like you can kiss, you're married, and you went back down the aisle.

SPEAKER_01

Well, connecting to that, actually, um, it like sucked to stand for so long there at Kelsey's wedding. It sucked to be standing there. It was like 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_04

So how do you be there?

SPEAKER_01

Probably. Well, probably for um when we're like like where it's like, do you take blah blah blah as your lovely wedded wife? Your lovely wedding like be sitting. You may be sitting. She wants to sit at her own. So it would probably be like 15 or so minutes. Nice. Like 15.

SPEAKER_02

Nice from start to finish. That's like solid time. Solid time. Thank you, Abby.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Clearly, she's not having a Catholic.

SPEAKER_05

So sorry, Kelsey, you caught us stray in this one.

SPEAKER_02

Kelsey's was really long and my feet hurt.

SPEAKER_05

It was a Catholic Mass. A Ukrainian Catholic Mass.

SPEAKER_02

Kelsey's getting name-dropped in every podcast. She texted me today. She's listening to the previous one, and she's like, You name-dropped me again. And then a little while later, she goes, a second time.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, this is amazing. Catching a rare Addy Stray. Here we go. Will you read vows during your wedding?

SPEAKER_01

What is this?

SPEAKER_05

What do you think vows are?

SPEAKER_01

Vows? I thought you said vows.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_01

Like notes from people to you. Is that correct?

SPEAKER_05

No. No, that's okay.

SPEAKER_02

But it's cute. So how funny would that be if she's just like, and now time for the wedding vows. You owe me $10. I know, Mike.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's like pull them out of a fishbowl.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, apparently, uh, Jenny's allergic to penicillin. Didn't know that. Yeah. It's all these just little notes that she gets, little post-its all over the arch.

SPEAKER_05

The wedding bows.

SPEAKER_02

It's funny. There's an episode of Full House where Stephanie marries her friend Harry, and they go, now it's time for the wedding bows, and they just bow at each other.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my gosh. So she made a full house joke on accident.

SPEAKER_02

And then it's funny, they say, We're going to join these two in holy mattress money. And anytime they say matrimony at a wedding, I'm always like, You mean mattress money? Because that's what they said.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Here we go. Next question. What do you think cocktail hour is?

SPEAKER_00

Like, what hour is co time at? Five o'clock.

SPEAKER_05

What what do you think cocktail hour is? What do you think it is?

SPEAKER_01

When we all cheers with cocktails. Yes. Or we all go, here's to the groom. Here's to the bride. All right, Hamilton. With cocktails or like beer. Like for the kids. It'd be like drinks. Like little like water apple juice. Five o'clock.

SPEAKER_05

That's the time, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's five o'clock somewhere, Addy. Five o'clock. It's time for ced.

SPEAKER_05

I have no idea. She thought it was funny that she said 5 p.m. 5 p.m. Yeah. Like when it's time for my eyes couldn't have been any wider, and I was like, I can't believe she just fing said that. Can you do any anything or this again? Sure, here we go, ready. Bryce. What do you think cocktail hour is?

SPEAKER_00

Like what hour is cock time at? 5 o'clock hours is cock.

SPEAKER_05

It's because I laughed at her saying that, and she said five o'clock right before I laughed. And that's why she thinks you should do it one more time. What do you think cocktail hour is?

SPEAKER_00

Like what hour is co time at? Five o'clock?

SPEAKER_02

I the mouth of babes.

SPEAKER_05

The mouth of babes.

SPEAKER_02

Woo! Dog it. Oh God. Here's the next one.

SPEAKER_01

Moving right along.

SPEAKER_05

What food would you serve at cocktail hour?

SPEAKER_01

My number one favorite food. It's spaghetti and meatballs.

SPEAKER_05

So cocktail hour is like before. It's usually like appetizers.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, like appetizers?

SPEAKER_05

What mozzarella sticks? Would you want?

SPEAKER_01

Mozzarella sticks?

SPEAKER_05

Go ahead and say that again.

SPEAKER_01

Mozzarella sticks.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Okay, good. That's a hundred percent. When I wrote that question, I was like, she's gonna choose mozzarella sticks.

SPEAKER_02

That's my baby.

SPEAKER_05

What about your main course at your wedding? What's everybody gonna have for dinner?

SPEAKER_02

Spaghetti meetles. Most romantic of dinners, lady in the tramp style. Oh yeah. So romantic. Our little Italian baby.

SPEAKER_05

Mozzarella stick. I knew it as soon as I wrote the question. I was like, she's probably gonna say mozzarella.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sure she didn't say french fries, too. But the fact that we're like, uh, you need an appetizer, and she's like, mozzarella sticks.

SPEAKER_05

Describe your wedding cake.

SPEAKER_01

So it probably would be a split between chocolate and vanilla. So it it'd be like three or four layer clay. Clay cake. And um, um, it'd be like like an ocean and like a beach, like like so before a layer and um like the top the first two layers would be like an ocean and then wait no would be a s like sand. Wait, no, water, water, like ocean. Next two would be a beach, so for the next one be beach, and then the top one's yellow, and it has a dynamo sand castle on top with me and my husband on it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh right.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, she's got a vision.

SPEAKER_05

She's got vision, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. Isn't it sweet? She's gonna be like, yeah, when she's really planning her wedding, and she's gonna be like, and it's gonna be all death and blood. And I'm gonna be like, what about the sand castle in your yellow suit for your husband? We called Avery S already, she's on her way. We already set aside time for co at five. Everybody knows it's on the schedule. Oh, f okay.

SPEAKER_05

After a long night at a wedding, usually couples will have a late night snack.

SPEAKER_04

It's like, we're not sitting down, he's mozzarella sticks. What would you have for your late night snack?

SPEAKER_01

French fries and more mozzarella sticks.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You guessed, you're guessing so well. I just want to note that like I didn't remember this until I edited this morning, and she was not anywhere near, and I had my headphones on.

SPEAKER_02

You filmed this upstairs with her, and then today you edit this while I was doing stuff in our room, but you had your new headphones on. Yeah. I've heard I know.

SPEAKER_05

It's so funny how how well I know my kids. When I was writing some of the questions, I was like, I I think I can tell some of the answers are, but she surprised me a bunch, but it's so funny that you said before you're like, I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry she didn't say french fries, and then the fact that we're like, what are we having for snacks later? More mozzarella, I know my daughter.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Could could be in could be an emotional. I'm a mom, man.

SPEAKER_02

I know my I know my kids. Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_05

You are the boss of the DJ on a wedding day. What is your number one song that they have to play or they get fired?

SPEAKER_01

Shut up and dance with me. Shut up and dance with me.

SPEAKER_05

What is a song that is absolutely banned from the dance floor?

SPEAKER_01

The chicken dance. This is like actually like hard.

SPEAKER_04

You like a lot of music.

SPEAKER_01

I do like a lot of music.

SPEAKER_04

What about songs that you don't like?

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't do Soda Pop from K Pop Demon Hunters. Okay. I don't like that song.

SPEAKER_04

Really? Hot tape.

SPEAKER_01

I don't like that song. I don't like it. I like your idol.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so it's not just because it's the Saja voice, it's because she doesn't like that song.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. It's okay.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_02

She was I knew she was gonna say shut up and dance with me. She's been saying because she knows we walked in to our wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Every single time it comes out of the ring.

SPEAKER_02

She's like, this is your guy's song we walked into at your wedding when I was one.

SPEAKER_05

We also don't, you know, we always are like, and now everybody introducing like a brand new couple. Blah.

SPEAKER_02

Anytime that comes on.

SPEAKER_05

So, you know, she I think she catches the joke a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

So I'm gonna cry, dude. I'm getting like genuinely emotional about this. Next question.

SPEAKER_05

Couples will usually have a first dance song at the beginning of the reception. What is your first dance song?

SPEAKER_00

I just thought of a song and then it just it stuck in my head.

SPEAKER_05

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

No, uh, I'll just say the song, but this isn't the actual song. The song where it goes, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Mercury!

SPEAKER_05

Usually the first dance song is one that like couples will dance to. It's usually like a slow song. They hold each other and dance the whole time. What is your like slow song that you're gonna do for your first dance?

SPEAKER_01

Can't help falling in love with just like me and mommy, huh? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Bahina! I I have to cut out a lot of her ADHD ramblings because she'll launch you do a story, and that was one of the big ones.

SPEAKER_02

It's a good one, though. It's a good, like, I just got a song stuck in my head. You guys were talking about music, so it was still on whatever, and she was thinking about silly songs that you couldn't play at a wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Next question. What song would you do for a father-daughter dance?

SPEAKER_01

We would have to decide together. Oh!

SPEAKER_05

What ones are you thinking?

SPEAKER_01

I actually really don't know that many slow dance songs. I'm trying to think of like there was one that we were going to do, but then I forgot it.

SPEAKER_04

That's okay. What about like can't take my eyes off of you?

SPEAKER_01

Can't yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Same.

SPEAKER_01

Used to so good to be true. Can't take my eyes off of you.

SPEAKER_02

Bah That's my girl, man. The man that she Oh, you guys would be like dancing and whatever, and then I know for a damn fact, like, everybody's gonna I know that's not the song that you necessarily want to dance to with her at your father-daughter dance, but I guess you guys did just decide together that that's the we can always play the other one, and you gotta be like, I asked them to play this because you got your dance, I want mine.

SPEAKER_05

The other one was Last Leaf, it's an okay go song. I know and she when she was uh still in your tummy.

SPEAKER_02

Because I used to sing it to my belly all the time.

SPEAKER_05

So, but uh can't can't take my eyes off you is a is just as good. So if that's what she wants to dance to, then that's the next one she is is obviously the next question I'm gonna ask is like a mother-daughter dance. What song do you think she's gonna say?

SPEAKER_02

If it's something Taylor Swift, I'm gonna be pissed. Okay. Because she's been doing that to me lately, but I'm dying to hear.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, here we go. What about if you were to dance with mommy, have a uh mother-daughter dance? What would you dance to?

SPEAKER_01

Same song.

SPEAKER_05

You can't take my eyes off you. Okay. Yeah. Any other ones that are specific to mommy that you might or maybe the tiki room? The tiki room song?

SPEAKER_01

The tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. You know what? That's like the number one song that me and Momelism do in the car walk.

SPEAKER_02

It is. We sing it together all the time. I love that. I love that so much. It's it's actually it's specifically the Hillary Duff cover up there.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, where it's just like we'd be in the audience too, but then we take like elements from the original and we always go, all together, we sing it. Oh man, this is.

SPEAKER_05

You guys are gonna have to do it now. It's gonna be like the That's fine.

SPEAKER_02

At Kelsey's wedding, there was during during time, it was all Broadway and Disney songs. I mean, literally, me, Amanda Jem, and Stephanie were all uh dancing to songs from Rent together.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Like we were very loudly singing on the dance floor to that stuff.

SPEAKER_05

I can see, remember how Claire and John, like Claire and her mom, did um uh what was that song? I don't remember the name of it. Moondance.

SPEAKER_02

I I think so.

SPEAKER_05

That was a it was so wonderful night or moondance.

SPEAKER_02

I just remember I that was it that was like very close to the end of the night, and they were they were jamming out, man. It was it was amazing.

SPEAKER_05

It's a good time. Hey Lovebirds, I'm popping in in the middle of this just to announce that we have started a new secondary podcast called Professional Wedding Guest, where we interview wedding vendors and ask why they love weddings so much. If you're a wedding vendor and you want to be a part of our podcast, please reach out to us either in the email for better or worsepod at gmail.com or you can DM us on Instagram and TikTok. It's GD!

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, but I don't know. I swear to God, I swear to god, Trice.

SPEAKER_05

We are looking specifically for wedding vendors who love weddings and love what we're specifically looking for wedding vendors who love weddings and love love. If you fit that bill, then reach out. Um, and we can't wait to talk to you on the podcast. Alright, next question What is an extra activity that you want people to do at your reception?

SPEAKER_01

Well, there's a couple. We're gonna paint photo booths. Okay in the photo booth, there's like these thingies that they're like like you hold a stick and there's like like eyeglasses or like a mustache. Oh, sick. Yeah, like those thingies like props. Or like in the bride. She's got ideas, man. Can't stifle her ideas. See, it's what, or the groom, if they're taking a photo, would like hold up one of them that says just married.

SPEAKER_05

What else?

SPEAKER_01

Good job. Maybe like it's like an like kinetic sand area. Like for like the little kids. It's a beach.

SPEAKER_04

Like a table with a bunch of kinetic sand on it. It's a beach theme still. Kind of goes with your theme.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_04

Anything else?

SPEAKER_01

Well, there's gonna be this like little like it's gonna be a tape. There's gonna be a table, it's a bunch of sand, and then um you like go in, you take like a sand shifter, and then you find you have you have to try to find seashells in the sand shifter.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. I love that.

SPEAKER_01

So like that's your little take-home present, is you get to find a seashell.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

And there would also be wedding word search.

SPEAKER_04

Cool. Oh, that's actually really fun. That's okay. What kind of words would you put in it?

SPEAKER_01

Love. Bride. Groom. Cake. First dance. Nice. Good job, dude. Right?

SPEAKER_02

That sounds fun. That sounds like a bitch in time. We've done those at weddings. Yeah. We've done wedding word searches. That's so. This is like a full rounded thing. So, like, if you're looking for a wedding planner, clearly Addy has a lot of ideas.

SPEAKER_05

I think a kinetic sand table at a wedding would be baller, dude.

SPEAKER_02

First time I ever went to the mall with your brother, we played with a whole bunch of kinetic sand. We had a great time. Right. We um that's actually kind of dope. It would be dope as hell. I would love that. I always love I always freaked out in preschool when I walked in and the rice table was out, and I was always just like, today's gonna be a great day. Could you imagine being at a wedding and just doing like a little kinetic sand moment?

SPEAKER_05

Not every table has kinetic sand at it. No, that's too much. When you the bride and groom comes to visit you during dinner, you're like, look, I made a mermaid.

SPEAKER_02

Thanks for the little shapes. I made a star.

SPEAKER_05

Wow. Wow. That's awesome. Very pretty. Alright, see you later.

SPEAKER_02

Well, there won't be a lot of tables because there's only 64 people there. Yeah, yeah. So it would be it'd be bunch of. It's mostly bridesmaids. Yeah. So like Yeah. All of us in our ruby red dresses.

SPEAKER_05

Wedding is over and you are married. Where will you go for your honeymoon? Disney.

SPEAKER_01

Hawaii.

SPEAKER_05

Hawaii for your honeymoon?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

What do you want to do in Hawaii for your honeymoon?

SPEAKER_01

Norkel. Like let's surf. Like have fun, chill. Okay. Think of all the moments we've had. Woo! Woo! Okay. Right? Isn't that so sweet?

SPEAKER_05

Think of all the moments we've had. That is such a like deep nine-year-old phrase. Remember? Woo! Remember Groom when it was the Kinect Sand table at our wedding?

SPEAKER_02

Remember at five o'clock when we all had cock time?

SPEAKER_05

You and your boys loved that. This is cock time, baby.

SPEAKER_02

Woo! How many more questions are there? I need a break.

SPEAKER_05

There are a lot more, actually. Alright, uh, question 25. Here we go.

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25.

SPEAKER_04

If a guest shows up at a wedding and they're wearing white, like a white dress, she doesn't care, she's wearing blue.

SPEAKER_02

She doesn't care, she's wearing blue.

SPEAKER_04

If you shows up wearing a white dress at your wedding, what is your punishment for them?

SPEAKER_01

Um, they have to go behind the kit kitchen and clean the dishes.

SPEAKER_04

They have to clean the dishes from the wedding? It's actually a pretty that's a pretty good punishment to have to do if you wear white.

SPEAKER_02

That's genius!

SPEAKER_05

Isn't that a great idea?

SPEAKER_02

Instead of spilling something on them, because then like it makes almost you look bad. Like, that's always the thing. Like, I'm gonna spill red wine on whoever, or you know, like it makes you look crazy, even though the person who showed up to your wedding wearing white, when everyone knows that that, unless it's specified by the couple, like, no, we it's a white hot party, like I want everybody in white, I think it would be cool. I don't like being the center of attention, or if the bride wears a color other than white, right? Like blue at the beach. Right. Um, I think like it's just known, at least in this culture, that it's it's deemed rude and inappropriate. And instead of it being like a public shaming thing, it actually turns into like, okay, you got your time, now you're paying for it.

SPEAKER_05

Right.

SPEAKER_02

By washing the dishes from the wedding. Because like you can embarrass them. They're having fries, which comes with ketchup, they're having mozzarella sticks that comes with marinara sauce, and then we're having spaghetti and meatballs, which come with red sauce. You're staying in your own damn dress, cleaning up after everything.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my girl. I think it's a great punishment.

SPEAKER_02

You have to clean up not even help clean, you have to do the dishes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, if you're gonna wear a white dress to a wedding, you already don't have any shame. You're already doing it in order to know what you're doing. Exactly. So making them do like you can't post a TikTok about them. That won't embarrass them enough. They don't care. Yeah, you don't care. You can't spill something on them because then they get what they want. They become the center of attention. Because they just got shit spilled on their white dress.

SPEAKER_02

And they're getting more attention.

SPEAKER_05

Putting them in the back do behind closed doors physical labor is so sick.

SPEAKER_02

Making them miss out on everything and doing oh, that's amazing. Way to go.

SPEAKER_05

Way to go. Here we go. Next question.

SPEAKER_02

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_05

Your ultimate rule for your wedding, if a guest breaks this rule, they get kicked out immediately.

SPEAKER_01

Like there's two. No flash photography, except for you at the photo booth. Like, only the photo booth guy or girl can only use flash photography.

SPEAKER_05

Aquarium rules.

SPEAKER_01

If you use um flash photography on like your phone, you're kicked out. Hell yeah! Hell yeah. Um we're not invited and we're not and we're like, sorry, we can't invite you, um, and then like barge into the wedding and was like, I'm here we kick him out immediately. Okay, no wedding crashers. An unwelcome guest.

SPEAKER_05

No wedding crashers, huh? That's what that's called.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. I like that. We have a bunch of like guards at the um wedding that if like an unwelcome guest would come in, um, I would tell the guard and they would get kick his booty until he would get out. Okay. Like beat him up. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I get the picture.

SPEAKER_02

No flash photography. And if you're not invited, get out.

SPEAKER_05

You imagine accidentally being like beaten up.

SPEAKER_02

No time for you.

SPEAKER_05

Get out of here. It's the one one of two rules. The pride is laid down. You asshole.

SPEAKER_02

And you were invited, but you ruined it for yourself.

SPEAKER_05

Jackass. Um my god. It's good. It's those are good. Um, those are great, great answers, honestly, all around. Oh, here we go. What do you think a first look is?

SPEAKER_01

Um, when uh I know what this is. I s you've show when I see your weddings um film, sometimes I see a lot of first looks. Like on AFV once I saw a first look of um, it was like it was a boy and boy wedding. And he turned around and saw the other boy that he was marrying in a pink dress. So what they do is so the grooms turned around, um, the groom turns around, and then the bride taps um them on the shoulder, and um they turn around and see their dress. Because I saw the TikTok video with the first look thingy.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_05

That's so she's describing a a groomsman prank. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Which I love the fact that she thought it was a gay wedding. They didn't say that a pretty dress. And she was like, Use a pink dress.

SPEAKER_05

That's uh that's one for us. Parenting, email inclusion stuff.

SPEAKER_02

It was a boy and boy wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Boy and boy wedding.

SPEAKER_02

Um, that's so sweet, bro.

SPEAKER_05

That's so sweet. It's so funny. I'm glad she knows because you didn't know. There was a few times where I asked her, like, what is this? So I made a whole section at the end of this is what this is, is vocab of like, what do you think this is? This is the one that she nailed. All the rest of them are a little bit shaky.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm looking forward to. Is her I mean, like, we have what do you think?

SPEAKER_05

Cocktail hours at five o'clock. Yeah, cocktail hours are five. You know, time for cock time, maybe. Here we go.

SPEAKER_01

What do you think a bouquet toss is?

SPEAKER_05

It's um she's like, see, I I don't know what any of these are. Um what do you think a bouquet toss is?

SPEAKER_01

It's um these questions are like easy. Oh it's where um you the bride, the bride or like the bridesmaid sometimes, um, throws um the bouquet that the bride has in the air, and whoever catches it gets to keep it.

SPEAKER_04

Gets to keep it. Whoever catches this bouquet, what do you think they get to do?

SPEAKER_01

They would get to dance with me.

SPEAKER_04

Dance with the bride? That was very, very sweet.

SPEAKER_05

Right? I think I think that's better than the garter like exchange dance. Yeah, you get to dance with me.

SPEAKER_02

You get to dance with the you get like a girly dance with the bride.

SPEAKER_05

I think like then you can switch it because then you can throw your the bouquet at the guys and you can throw something else at the girls, like the groom throws something else at the girls, and they get to dance with each other.

SPEAKER_02

That's actually really sweet.

SPEAKER_05

I think that would be sweet as hell.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

My daughter invented the next new the replacement for a garter toss.

SPEAKER_02

Well, instead of doing it with all like the single women, you do it with all of like the older women in the crowd, like all the aunts and everything, and like all the uncles or whatever. And you throw it back and you get to dance with somebody who you might not have gotten a dance with for like the whole night, and you can have like a little moment. That's really key.

SPEAKER_05

I think that'd be cool as hell. I think it would replace uh the like a dollar dance too.

SPEAKER_02

I hate the dollar dance.

SPEAKER_05

I don't like the dollar dance that much.

SPEAKER_02

If you're already giving me a gift and stuff like that, I want you to pay for a dance with me.

SPEAKER_05

That's very just I think the framing of the dollar dance is what I don't like about it. I I think it's just like we're gonna play a song and you should like everybody come up and and whatever. But obviously, you understand that like it's a way to make the money for stuff.

SPEAKER_02

So it's cute in that aspect. Like people know what it's for.

SPEAKER_05

Um so yeah, but I think she just invented like a new tradition.

SPEAKER_02

We're gonna do that at her wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, oh my percent. Well, at that time it will be like the thing.

SPEAKER_02

The new norm. Yeah, she came up with it.

SPEAKER_05

Here we go. What does the best man do at a wedding?

SPEAKER_01

What he does is um he walks with um the groom down the aisle.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Does he do anything else?

SPEAKER_01

Um he stands there. Yeah. Um by uh right next to the groom while they are getting married. Okay. And it can be a girl.

SPEAKER_02

It can be. Just like at Kelsey and Uncle Jeff's wedding. It can be. It doesn't matter, it's your person.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, exactly. So that isn't that funny. Her frame of mind is just Kelsey's wedding, so thank you. Yeah, even though she's been to other weddings.

SPEAKER_02

She's been to other weddings, but this is the one she was like actively involved in, and she was a part of that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it wasn't just like she was.

SPEAKER_02

She wasn't a flower girl in that one. She was a junior bridesmaid, so she was important in that one.

SPEAKER_05

Excellent, absolutely. All right, uh, next one. What does RSVP mean?

SPEAKER_01

Restricted service, um, violence, please leave.

SPEAKER_05

Restricted service, violence, please leave.

SPEAKER_02

Bryce, do you know what RSVP stands for? Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Awesome.

SPEAKER_02

Restricted services, violence, please leave.

SPEAKER_05

That's what it stands for.

SPEAKER_02

Do you actually know what it stands for?

SPEAKER_05

I know it's a French word. R um let me hold on. Let me let me think. Think think think.

SPEAKER_03

Think think. Think think.

SPEAKER_05

Um Rendezvous very soon, please. Wait, rendezvous soon.

SPEAKER_02

Um it's like respond to C Vu play. Like, please, please respond. C Vu play means if you please.

SPEAKER_05

Respond to my seafood plate, please.

SPEAKER_02

It is a beach wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Can you just go to the next one?

SPEAKER_02

I tire of your antics.

SPEAKER_05

She was just like, violence. Please leave. Please leave. She's stuck on her guards.

SPEAKER_02

She really doesn't want any wedding crashers. Like, it's okay. Restricted service. Violence. Please leave. Like, it's a warning.

SPEAKER_05

What is a plus one at a wedding?

SPEAKER_01

Plus one. She's like, I know. Plus one at a wedding is where you have a wedding with like two people. It's like a group of three people getting married.

SPEAKER_04

Like three people are getting married to each other? Yeah. Like a thruple?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, a thruple.

SPEAKER_02

Teacher, what a thruple is.

SPEAKER_04

So you think a plus one is?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. That's pretty rare. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Her daughter doesn't realize that she discovered what a polycule is and she doesn't understand that she's a very good thing.

SPEAKER_05

It's very rare for them to get to the marriage part.

SPEAKER_02

So I've never shown her a single episode of Sister Wives, I promise. Like she doesn't know what that is. It's a plus.

SPEAKER_05

That's definitely not what I thought she was gonna say when I wrote that question.

SPEAKER_02

I thought she was gonna think a wedding plus one is like when you get like a second day of a wedding. Right? Like a second, like a wedding day plus like another wedding day. Like you get to like kind of like maybe like what we did, where you have your wedding and then you have like your like reception on another day, or like a big party on another day, but then she's like, yeah, no, it's when two people are getting married and they bring in a third.

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Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, it's so good. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_02

Woo! Oh, I love her to bits.

SPEAKER_05

The mind of you know of the mouse of babes. The mouse babes.

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Bird's back.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, next question. What does it mean if somebody elopes?

SPEAKER_01

Elopes. Elopes, elopes. Someone elopes, it means that they bring a loaf of bread shaped like an E. E-loaf. Elopes.

SPEAKER_05

That's what you think elopes is?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It's a loaf of bread shaped like an E.

SPEAKER_05

I'll give you a hint.

SPEAKER_01

E lopes.

SPEAKER_05

I'll give you a hint. Your mother and I eloped. It's usually something that somebody does instead of a wedding.

SPEAKER_01

You guys did this? Like just a honeymoon, no wedding. You just go out to like an area with some guy and he's like, you are now married, you make this bread. And then you just go out on your honeymoon.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. You know what? You're pretty close. That's a pretty good guess.

SPEAKER_02

I like the bread answer better from elopes. E-loaf. E-loaf? Elope. She's trying so hard to make it fit into what she thought it was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

We also filmed this right before. I was like, we'll do this and then I'll make dinner. Yeah. This was her telling me, like, hey, let's go. Let's go. I'm getting hungry. Getting a wee bit package. I love it. She was like, you just go somewhere with some random guy, and that's pretty much what it is. It's just some random. Shout out to Keith. Shout out to Keith who married you.

SPEAKER_02

The guy who married us. Our boy Keith. Our boy Keith. Hi, I'm Keith. I'm going to be marrying you today. Actually, no, Keith. I'm marrying Bryce today. He was like, I'm going to be marrying you. No, you're not. I'm marrying Bryce.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my God. Keith. Poor Keith. What a good guy. Wonder what he's up to. He's probably still marrying people. I hope so. I hope so. Here we go. Here's next. What is a bustle?

SPEAKER_01

A bustle?

SPEAKER_05

Good one.

SPEAKER_01

I thought you said a busthole. I was like, bustle?

SPEAKER_05

Busshole. So it's like a terrible like insult. You busthole shit.

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Bustle.

SPEAKER_01

Straight up bustholes.

SPEAKER_05

What do you think a bustle is?

SPEAKER_01

A bustle? Um, like the groom's parents that's uh like say goodbye to um like them and like you're moving out of our house, we'll miss you living in our house with us. That's the bustle. That's it, the bustling bustle out of the house.

SPEAKER_04

His family.

SPEAKER_01

Like leaving their house. And we're like, we'll miss you. We miss you when you were living in we'll wish that you still lived in your house. Have fun in your new house. Wait, did I see the bustle at Auntie Kelsey's wedding?

SPEAKER_05

Did you see the bustle at the end of the day? You saw the actual bustle, yeah, but you didn't see what you think the bustle is, though.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, no, no. I wanna I wanna take another guess. Like the bride goes out there and like thanks to like my dad and my mom for taking care of me.

SPEAKER_05

Like the same thing for the groom, but it's it's the bride. She says like goodbye to her her family or something.

SPEAKER_01

Like, thank you for taking care of me.

SPEAKER_05

No, that's not it either. But that's a good guess. You want to know what a bustle actually is? What? Wedding dresses are really long, and a bustle is when you take part of the wedding dress and you clip it to the back of the bride so that it shortens it up. But you know what? Symbolically, I like your answer a lot better. Thanks for giving a good answer for that. Did I see the bustle? Did I see the bustle in it? Kelsey's wedding. Yes, you did, but not the one you think that you thought.

SPEAKER_02

The bustle. We'll have to show her a pic uh the video from the wedding we did at Winter Garden where they actually did what she refers to as the bustle.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like for it was at Anusha and Assad's wedding.

SPEAKER_05

We also did it for I don't know. We did it for Justin and Archima's wedding. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Did we?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02

I remember I remember very specifically doing it for Anusha and Assad's wedding. But it's we'll be like, this is what you think a bustle is?

SPEAKER_05

This is the bustle. Yeah. The bustle. For anybody that doesn't know, at a Pakistani or an Indian wedding, um, they will have at the end of the night everybody parades out.

SPEAKER_02

It's a beautiful send-off.

SPEAKER_05

Awesome send off. Everybody parades out of the venue.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know all the symbolism that goes into it. There's a lot of moving parts and everything, and I don't know everything that goes into it.

SPEAKER_05

They put the couple into the hottest car that they can find and drive off.

SPEAKER_02

Send them off.

SPEAKER_05

And that's the end of the night. That's how it's nice.

SPEAKER_02

It's like the party's over, go off into marriage. And apparently that's the bustle.

SPEAKER_05

That's the bustle. That's the bustle now.

SPEAKER_02

Now, Volly.

SPEAKER_03

The bustle.

SPEAKER_05

Oh god. Okay. Um. What is a wedding favor?

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, there's like I have two guesses. Okay. But there's like one that I'm like really positive with, and when I'm just like, nope, that's not the answer. Go for the nope one first and then do the the nope one is um like when they like drive away. Where they like have a sign that says just married on their um. It's the favor. And they like drive away into the sunset.

SPEAKER_04

It's the sunset!

SPEAKER_01

And then my um other guest is um like where they're like like they did this for Auntie Kelsey's wedding. Here's our ring barrier and junior bridesmaid, Adam Porter, like when they did that at Kelsey's wedding. Oh, when when you guys were like announced and yeah, and then we danced on the shade into the stage. I was gonna do the dab, but I was like, nope.

SPEAKER_04

That's what you think a wedding favor is, you're sure?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Okay. Don't tell me what it is.

SPEAKER_02

She doesn't want to know. She likes hers better. Yeah. I love her so much.

SPEAKER_05

But isn't that so great?

SPEAKER_02

Or she's like, I was gonna do the dab, but I didn't. Had to get to work time.

SPEAKER_05

The wedding favor is either when you drive off with your betrothed, or it has to have a sign on the back. It's gotta have the sign on the back.

SPEAKER_02

And into the sunset.

SPEAKER_05

Um, or it's the announcements of the ring barrier. The intros. She she described the intros. Yeah. Like that's the wedding favor.

SPEAKER_01

That's your favor.

SPEAKER_05

Here we go. Next up, I think this is the last one.

SPEAKER_01

I thought that the last question was gonna be who am I marrying?

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

You can ask that question.

SPEAKER_05

Why? Why is it gonna be be quiet? Who are you gonna marry, babe?

SPEAKER_01

Sorry, can't say Sia.

SPEAKER_02

That's my girl. Is she sassy, dude? Wow. Yeah, that was amazing. Yeah, there's a lot of aspects of that that I don't even think she realizes, like kind of do really embody like the vibe of a wedding.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like 100%. It's what she wants, and it but it still follows the format of a wedding day.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like we're gonna exit and do an exit, but instead of doing it the way you guys do it, I'm going down a water slide. You know, like instead of you know getting married in a white dress, I want to get married in a blue dress because I'm gonna be at the beach. Yeah. Like I I love that because it's still like it's her.

SPEAKER_05

It's very, very it splits the difference between like a kid being like a couple and a zebra. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

People do have zebras at their wedding.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, she has at least a little bit of a concept of like what goes on at a wedding, which is hilarious.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, because she's gone to one as like a conscious person. You know, she's been to two other weddings before she reached consciousness, before her brain developed somewhat.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I mean, at our wedding, she was just like, there's a lot of noises and people passing me around, and then at Nico and Anna's wedding, if you look at every single picture of her, she's like every smile, she's like she's just so confused and scared. But so like this one, she was fully part like she knew the pieces of a wedding. You're gonna wake up, you're gonna get like she participated in the shower too. Like she assisted in the games at the shower and you know, present time, and she you know, knew what speeches were at the wedding, and she knew who all like the the players were and stuff, and it was great. So, like the fact that she has that much knowledge of what goes into a wedding I'm really looking forward to when she has one if she ever has one. It's gonna be a blast. It's gonna be a blast. A blast. Let out of that. But thank god. I mean, like, I don't know how we're gonna put that much money aside to save up fifty to seventy dollars.

SPEAKER_05

Don't worry, I've actually I've seen this coming and I started a fund and it's one cent per week going in.

SPEAKER_02

Just so you know, we have $59 saved in the coin jar right now.

SPEAKER_05

No fing way.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we'll just tell her that's your wedding fund.

SPEAKER_05

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. We can get like a cute jar for it. We'd have to spring some of the money from it. We've nine dollars extra.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. All right. We got some time, dude. We got some we can kind of. Hell yeah, we are parents of the year right now.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, dude. We got our daughter's wedding already paid for. My baby. She's nine years old.

SPEAKER_02

Almost ten. If you did any of these things at your own wedding, as silly as they may sound, I want to hear about it. And not just like we got married at a beach. I want to hear that you wore blue and your betrothed wore yellow. Like, I want to hear that. Or your girls wore green and Ruby red at the beach. Like, I need to hear this.

SPEAKER_05

If you have children and you ask them any of these questions, I want to hear their answers as well.

SPEAKER_02

I want to know what they think a bustle is, or what time cocktail is. Get out of here, you busshole. I'm trying to do my favors. So stupid. Well, that was today's episode of For Better or Worse. It was very, very fun.

SPEAKER_05

It was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_02

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