Celebrity Halloween Costume Breakdown

Kayla Nicole won but we break down our favorite and least favorite celebrity Halloween costumes of 2025.

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SPEAKER_02 0:13

Welcome back, No Takers. This is Noah Aaron with the Honor El Note Podcast.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

And this is Aiden. We are back for another little cute little episode getting up for the Halloween of it all.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

Right. We are going to be spending this week's episode talking about our favorite and least favorite celebrity Halloween costumes, looks, extravaganzas, whatever you want to call it. Whether, you know, they went to an event wearing this, or have it never made it, you know, past the Instagram grid. We don't know.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

And maybe some of them shouldn't have. Maybe some of them shouldn't have. Actually, I'm just being mean. I quite like most of what I saw this year. You know, but both on the internet and Instagram and in the streets of West Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Yes, where we were. We were on the streets talking to people like real journalists. Unlike Portia fucking Williams. Yeah, unlike that fraud Portia Williams. Um, but yeah, it and overall, how how did you enjoy your Halloween this year?

SPEAKER_01 1:13

It was fun, it was festive. Even though Halloween night itself was quite chaotic. As if you are familiar with the West Hollywood Halloween parade, we were there. But maybe that was crazy. That was crazier than pride. So many people, so many street closures. And I got too many hoes in LA for people to just be walking and commuting. I see why y'all drive everywhere. So I'm gonna start shutting my mouth on that. But I I still had a good time. I still had a good time.

SPEAKER_02 1:41

Right, right. It was a lot of it was a lot of fun, but like you said, it was it was crowded and chaotic, but the vibe the vibes were there. You know, I think it was it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun costumes, interesting costumes, um, a few very scary costumes.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Oh lord, oh yes, yeah, accurate Jeffrey Dahmer.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

But you know, that that's another that's another topic for another day. Because today we're talking about famous people, not that, not that fucking loser.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

You know, that's for Patreon. That's for the Patreon. That's for the Patreon.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

But yeah, so basically how this episode is gonna work is Aiden and I are just gonna do a little back and forth just calling out the costumes that we want to talk about, either for all the right reasons or all the wrong reasons. Um, did you want to kick us off in and let us know what our our your first celebrity you want to bring up is?

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Yeah. And you know what? This this couple holds a little bit of a special place in my heart, even though we drag this girl and her daddy and her uncle. I don't even know. We we we drag her family all the time. Miss Haley Bieber, Baldwin, Baldwin Bieber, and Justin. But I remember on the podcast, it was one of the predictions I got right that they was gonna pop out of the baby. So it's cute seeing their little baby on Halloween, and altogether they were the incredibles, which I thought was cute because the baby's name is Jack, and the baby in the incredibles is Jack Jack. And you know, Justin looked healthier than he does when he's doing that Twitch streaming, whatnot. And I've always thought that fatherhood was a good look on him, but you know, yeah, he wasn't looking cracky, they were looking all cute together. And then there was another one of the baby dressed up as Justin Bieber in his little initial era. You know, when he we first got to know him with the purple hoodie, the white denim jacket.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Why he was known as baby baby baby.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Exactly, with the little shebang. Also, I didn't even realize till now that they were one of those faceless baby couples. I guess I never really thought about it, like, you know, went went too far into it. But I like how they do it without being like annoying. Well, not annoying, but you know they throw an emoji on and it's just like a blurry emoji. Are like, I don't know, they're just like turning their head in a way that's so obnoxious. Like they they always make it look tasteful, which I'm sure they have the money to, you know, get some art direction or I mean Haley got nothing else to do, I'm sure, but it's cute. I like how they do it. I like how they do it.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Well, maybe they got that baby on sedative, so you can just turn the head whatever way it needs to be. Um, but I I saw I saw the little family costume you were talking about, and yeah, it it was basic and boring, but so are they. So I well yes. But it was cute, it was cute, it was cute.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

But but what else could you do for the Incredibles Noah?

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Well, they could they they could they could have put uh they could have slapped a bob on that baby and made him edim. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

You you want a hale to start fucking stretching it? You want her to extend her arms to next week?

SPEAKER_02 4:43

Yeah, maybe, maybe, you know, do a little do a little something, get creative with the angles. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Well she does get creative with the angles, trying to hide the baby's face.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Uh oh, well, there you go. Well, the first person I want to bring up is someone who is a mother to be, Vanessa Hudgens, who decided to dress up as Mother Earth. And I I thought it was corny. I thought it was corny and it looked better. Um I don't know if you saw it, but she just painted her she had her belly in toe. And she painted it to look like it's like.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

I mean, I and she I'm sure she does because anything I've seen of her publicly, she's been acting like Rihanna with the belly out.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

Well, I think she painted her her baby bumps to be like a globe.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

It's the damn planet Earth. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

I don't know why I'm gagged by that. She said, you know what? I just looked like she go to Coachella. This is just what she wears. She looks like she go to Coachella. Looks like what she's out for.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

I just felt the execution was raggedy. The execution was raggedy.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Oh, yeah. I'm looking at a photo now. I think she has the resources to do more. But I'm not gonna drag a pregnant woman for minimal effort. Yeah. But yeah, no, the the painting leaves a lot to redesign.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

Right. I just feel like it could have been so much better. It could have been so much better.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Right. It's like for that stuff that's a little off-brand. Like, I expect it's from Lana Delray or something. Not Lana Delray. I mean, I can literally see Lana just wearing this.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

I mean, yeah, I could I could see it. I could see it.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Not with a I'm cackling, you know, but that's what's having a time. She was having a time.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Um, it it was it was disappointing.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

It was disappointing. I'm gonna get to somebody who has reality TV roots, but I constantly see their name in the media for bad reasons. But that's not what we're here to talk about. But Winnie Harlow went as some Neapolitan ice cream, which as the model known for having been a Liga, I thought it was a bit of a gag. But also, it was, I mean, as you expect with a model, it was one of those like fashion shoot kind of Halloween costume things, which I'm always like, okay, whatever, but she she ate this. It looks like a it looked like a top model challenge, but Tyra didn't have to terrorize her.

SPEAKER_02 7:09

Well, and and I I can't I get what you're saying too about like you see some costumes where it's like, oh, this isn't really something that you could like actually wear out to an event just on the on on the damn on damn set, but but I I gotta and I saw the wear it out, but I don't know how like obvious it would be.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Actually, you could tell with these little melted ice cream tights.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Well, I um I saw her, I did see her in that costume, but I also saw her dressed as Whitney Houston as well. Yes, Whitney.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

Nothing I saw, but she just has a Halloween budget, huh?

SPEAKER_02 7:45

But people were kind of going come after her for that because she was dressed as Whitney during the I'm a survivor speech. Oh, oh my god, I'm seeing it.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

Oh my god. Why would you pick why would you pick that? Why would you okay? I mean, it's funny as hell. Oh, she did the little step out too. She's not messed. Not me leaks in the comments talking about I love it. Not not Mimi.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

I mean I mean, you know, we're we're lucky that fucking Lord didn't dress us the bathtub.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

You know what, bit? I think she's learned. I think she's learned. She's figured it out. She's figured it out. Well, yeah, I didn't even see her getting dragged. The only person I saw getting dragged was Miss Julia Fox.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Ooh, we'll get we'll get to that. We'll get to that. We'll get to that.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

That's what I pin in Julia right now, but it it's it's your turn.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Well, someone else, because you know, Winnie did eat in both of her costumes, but someone else who ate is Lizzo B. E. Dick, um, who dressed who dressed up as a mozzarella stick. Yeah. And I thought it I thought it was funny as fuck. I'm not gonna lie. The fucking the the dress has this like thing where it looks like melted cheese like oozing out, and then she's she's just got like you like you guys kind of know like the gag where people like wear the headband that makes it look like they've been stabbed to the head. Well, she did that with like a giant mozzarella stick that looks like it's going through her body. And she and she's like the cheese oozing out. And I don't know why I found it very amusing. I was like, oh, that's creative. That's creative.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

Right? And like I feel like I'm calculating at this one thing of her specifically trying to be like a chilies one. Because I I know a chili's mozzarella stick when I could see it. Oh yeah, she added them. Is she working on is it a brand deal or she just loved them that much? It could be both. But he's booked her either. I can't. This was creative though. She was like, you know what, this is this is on brand for you. I'm sure Azealia Banks hated it, though. I'm sure Azealia Banks hated it though.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

Oh, she probably didn't hate it.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

It's it's all because of Fat Lizzo. What was she doing on Halloween? Probably crap. Probably drugs. Oh, she's I'm glad we're in sync. I'm glad we're in sync.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

Oh, I I I I I had the decorum not to specify what kind of drug. I was trying to leave it open. I was gonna I was trying to leave it up to the imagination.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

This next one, you know, I I I I I like them. I like them. Cute girls, cute girls. I'm talking about the group Cat's Eye, who did a Mariah Carey tribute, where they were all kind of so it's a six-girl group, if you're not familiar with them. They went viral with the whole milkshake moment. So if you're aware of that. I'm talking about these girls. But yeah, you know, I was kind of interested to see what they do because I know a lot of them are into serving looks, and you know, I've seen Lara Raj is like wear some crazy outfits and just look the fuck good. So I was curious, oh, what's the cats I gonna do? I was a little underwhelmed. I mean, they're just in like video outfit, it's not really given Halloween, but I understand we're gonna do a little tribute, it just felt a little uninspired, but they look the fuck good.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Right, and I think I think sometimes um I think sometimes like a Halloween costume can look really great but be boring, and I can definitely see that with kind of like the execution of this. And I get because I feel like the thing is with Mariah Carey is I feel like in terms of her iconic looks, like I feel like her iconic looks are like actually for the most part, they're pretty simple. Like, she's kind of like a group, she's kind of she's kind of just she's she's she's a ball and gala girl, like Katie Ruffins, you know? She's gonna wear a gown.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Right, no, it's like the Halloween gowns. I will say the the rainbow shot is pretty iconic, which they do incorporate in a in a separate group shot where they're all kind of in it, which I think is cute. I think I think it's cute. Like I can see girls at a party in that and be like, oh, okay, but also without the backdrop in the photo, I would just be like oh are y'all highlighters? Are y'all pajamas? Like, are y'all are y'all sun? Are you a tequila sunrise? They look like some tequila sunrises. You order at the game bus.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

I love tequila sunrises. If y'all ever see me in public, order me a tequila sunrise, but I I I want it, I want it poured and in front of me and given directly to me with no Mickeys. And you know what? If he's already had two, he doesn't need it. Take a few. You know what? I'll I I'll I'll have as many as I want. Oh well, some someone else who, you know, has had as many as he wanted. Macaulay Culkin. Uh, he was a damn toilet. He he he was a damn toilet for Halloween.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

Well, you know, I think he's one of those people that you you you just can't tell what to do. I think he was just gonna do whatever he gave into his mind. Like, there was no way Brenda Song was gonna stop that.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

One thing, I feel like Macaulay Culkin to me, he's just like a funny guy. Like, he just does whatever. Like, he he doesn't like he has like a weird sense of humor and he just kind of does what he wants. And I feel like Brenda Song seems like some coke and kids. One thing, and Brenda's song, she seems like the type that's just gonna let him be himself. Right?

SPEAKER_01 13:01

She's like, all right, alright, alright, baby. Keep paying the damn bill. And I'll keep looking fine.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

Right, but I I cackled like his toilet costume, it was kind of gross, but it was like funny. Like it was I was out I cackled at it. I was like, I was like, I'll like it.

SPEAKER_00 13:18

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

But it's very on brand. Like, if you told me Macaulay Coke was a toilet, I bet yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Yeah, I think I literally I literally felt like Nini though being like juicy, you a damn out.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

You a damn toilet?

SPEAKER_02 13:32

I think if I saw him if I had seen him in Pug uh if I would have seen him in Weehub, I've been like, Macaulay, you you you you a damn toilet?

SPEAKER_01 13:40

I don't I don't think he was walking around with the bo with the pores in Wii Hub.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

Probably not, probably not. He he he he don't need to do that, he don't need to do that, not anymore, at least. Not not anymore.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

Well well who's the next in your line, huh? Well, you know what? Let's get into the controversial one. I feel like this was the only one that got heat this year. I mean, do you think there was any another costume that got as many headlines as Miss Julia Fox?

SPEAKER_02 14:10

Well, I saw one girl, I can't remember her name though, because she's so irrelevant. She's like some like conservative rage bait type figure. I think I think the only people that know her are people that like are crop like a mixture of chronically online and like way, like really, really into politics and discourse. Um so she's like some mixed race girl, but she looks very white, and she calls this to her because she did like a very Jim Crow look. Uh oh. Interesting. Yeah, and and and and then when people like went off saying that she did blackface, she said she did black Urface, and I was like, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 14:58

She caught it.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

That's that thing, yeah. She caught it.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

I mean, no, and it's it's blackface, my love, but you're not white. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

Yeah. But like, she's like, I mean, she's just a troll, she's a provocator, she's always posting crazy stuff trying to get something, but she definitely didn't cause the shitstorm that Julia Fox did. Because Julia Fox caught Julia Fox was in all the headlines, she was in all the social media posts, her face was everywhere for that damn, that damn Jackie Kennedy costume.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Not just Jackie Kennedy in the little pink outfit. Like after the shooting, so blood stained all over the front, and she's serious. I mean, the hair is giving it, the hair is giving it. But she's fully serious, which I I see how people find it distasteful. I kind of gasped when I saw it. I was like, of all things. But what really shot me was uh her response. I need to pull up the response, I just remember it made me castle. Her decision not to change clothes even after being encouraged to was an act of extraordinary bravery. Which you know what? You know, I I'll give her that. But her trying to make it into a movement in a moment is what's really getting me because I'm you know, you know what she's who she kind of is. She's a bit of a stunt queen, and I'm like, did you expect any other answer? This is the most press she's gotten in a few years, so she's gonna ride it out. You know, good friend. Right.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

I'm waiting for her to do traders.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

She's been fine ever since her and Kanye were a thing, their little their little romance, she's been finding the most interesting ways to to get press over the years. Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

And Jack Slosberg, you know, the the fine candidate, the white girls thirst over on Twitter. So Julia Fox glorifying political violence is disgusting. That's pretty dangerous. I'm sure her late grandmother would agree. Not even bringing the grandmothers into it. Not bringing old grannies. I mean not as a costume, but as a statement.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

I mean, I feel like it's like I like like you, like I get why people would be put off by it or find it distasteful, but also it's like this is a political assassination that happened a long time ago, and it's not like Jackie Kennedy alive to see it.

SPEAKER_01 17:22

Whoa, her thought grandson is, her thought grandson is.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

One also frickin' I mean people have done like Julia is not the first person to have done this costume. I've definitely seen this costume plenty of times over the years. I think she's the I think she's probably the person who's like served the most face while doing this costume.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

Yeah, I think I just have to have seen a drag queen in or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Maybe without the blood.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

Maybe without the blood.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

I mean, I remember on Scream Queen season two after Chanel's fiance died, she changed out of the wedding dress into her Jackie Kennedy outfit.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Well, that's on brand for Ryan Murphy's bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

What I remember, because like, and I feel like I see it every year, like kind of pop up, but there's this one girl. I don't know, I don't know how old this image is or like what her name is, but I always see this one picture of this girl at a Halloween party wearing like the same exact thing Julia Fox was wearing, like the pink Jackie Kennedy outfit with blood and brain matter and everything splattered all over it. And just in the pic in this one picture of her, she has the most shit eating grin on her face. Like this is damn smart.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

Of course she does. I'm sure it was as wide of a smile as Monique Samuels at the Indian party. Pretty much, pretty much, pretty much. Um I still don't think this picture will be as widespread as Taylor Swift next to that Nazi, but we'll see what happens next year.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

I I definitely think in the future, like, for at least like a while, every time Julia Fox is brought up in the press, they're gonna like show this picture like it's a Candace tweet on Potomac. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, what else are we gonna have to mention? That she fucking.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

They can't use those from a Charlie XXX video. You know, she was already like eight Kanye cycles of bullshit a gun, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

I can't. Um well speaking of Potomac, one thing I want to talk about is I'm I this really pissed me off. Fucking Doja Cat. Um I I'm so mad at her because Doja Cat dresses a damn mime for Halloween, and somebody on the the RHOP subreddit posted the pictures of Doja Cat's costume saying that Ashley Darby dressed up as the mime from her and Karen sit down. I fell for it.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

I fell for it for a moment.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

So she was just a mime, not that mime. No, not that mime. But like it was fucking Doja Cat, and somebody said it was Ashley Darby dressed as a mime, and I believe.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Well, you sent me that, I thought it was Yeah, because I thought it was real.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

I thought it was Ashley. I thought it was Ashley Darby. They they got me. I felt like after after I found out that it was Doja Cat, I felt like one of those old people on Facebook that falls for like AI slot videos. I was gagged. I was like, excuse me? It makes sense. I actually couldn't afford this little art direction. Right. But like I literally thought it was Astrid. So I I was I was the the costume, the costume is cute. It's it's great and everything, but I was just mad because I felt deceived. It was a deception.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

I mean, there was a bit of a deception, but you know that's her twin. I think she was her last year, the year before, at some point. Yeah. She was giving it that costume.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Yeah, I think there was one year where Ashley Darby was fucking Doja Cat. She even had and she even did like Doja Cat from the early days with the bad wigs because she had the wig pushed all the way back. I don't know if it was intentional or not.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Um, probably with her messy ass. Although she was definitely giving a plan to her. I think she was trying to become a meme. She was trying to get some pickup. You know, Ashley always has a stunt in mind. She wasn't putting a fake spin on it. You get close to something, you called a fake spin on it. You think Karen dressed up for Halloween or I think she stayed in.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

I think Karen's staying in right now. I don't I I think Karen's staying in. I I I think she's staying in.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

I mean she she you sure?

SPEAKER_02 21:22

I mean, depending on how she's adjusting to civilian life again, I don't know. She she might have been walking around the house in her in her yard shoes. Not the yard shoes.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

I don't know. Well well, Sydney sweetie surprised me because she wasn't something out outrageously slutty with her titties out, like I was expecting her to be. But but I saw a picture of her as fucking Yoshi. You know, from my Oh, I didn't see this. Maybe I didn't go look. I was like, oh I was like, okay, Yoshi, is this what we're doing, Sydney? We're not we're not doing anything else slutty. I mean she might have posted something else slutty, but I'm gonna all red for Sydney Sweeney. But she was also on the red carpet with her whole Ariolas out just a week ago, so maybe she felt that enough was enough. Well I'm mostly guys that Sydney Sweeney was clothed. Overall, it's a very boring and inspiring little Yoshi onesie, but a little off-brand, a little off-brand.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Yeah, you know, like you know, I feel like sometimes even a basic bitch like Sydney Sweeney can switch it up, right? I I I I guess we'll see. I guess we'll see. Um well someone someone who made me fucking cackle was Demi Lovato dressing as Poot.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

I love how she acknowledges that.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

That's like she I I loved it. I love well, because for like a long time she wouldn't. Like for a while she would not. She would not she would not acknowledge fucking poot for a while. Well, she she beat up her evil twin. She beat up her evil twin. So it's sending me now that she and especially because she she could she pulled it off so well. Like it wasn't just some lazy ass, like little whatever or some bullshit AI job or whatever. Like, she actually dressed up as Poot. Like she had it down, she did a whole little photo shoot in her garage. Uh-huh. She made it work.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

She made it work.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

She committed to the bitch. She had she had a bald cap on within a little like side swoop wig action, like a two pack. Like it was it was good.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

Like she's just having fun and doing something.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Right. I feel like she seems like lately. Demi seems to me like she's been just enjoying herself a little bit more and just doing fun shit and like having a good old time. And she's definitely been, you know, poking fun at some of her past shenanigans. Um and kind of like the things that the public has ridiculed her for in the past. So I'm glad to see her owning it.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

Well, I'm I'm gonna see her take a step forward. Even I'm not really streaming the music, but if it comes across my Spotify, if it comes across my Spotify.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

Right. Right. Um Well, I I know someone who you want to talk about.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Are we talking about the winner? Are we talking about the winner? Your winner of Halloween 2025, yes. Whoa, I feel like the winner of Halloween 2025 was Miss Kayla Nicole. Especially because you're probably like, uh who? This is the one that used to fuck Travis Kelsey. And she went Tony Braxton from the He Wasn't Man Enough era. And if you know that song, and if you know her act resident got engaged, who went Miss Taylor's what? You know this was the shadiest thing of the fucking of the season. And now I can't even scroll TikTok with, do you know what back then, girlfriend? Like, it's every other scroll for me. She might make Tony Chart again. But you know, the outfit was given, the Choreo was giving, she can dance Madison Taylor. Who you know is an actual like this is that's her job. And she went viral, especially for you know, someone who has no star power.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Right. Well, she she's definitely got Taylor pissed. She's got Taylor pissed. Oh, she has some fans in a tizzy. I've seen them on the TikTok. Oh, the Swifties have been going crazy. Well, the thing is, I feel like the Swifties have been bullying her from what I've seen for a while. So I guess at this point for her, it's like, well, if they're gonna bully me anyway, I might as well turn her.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

I might as well do something. I might go do something.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

That's like the Swifties are gonna threaten my life. I might as well give them a reason to be mad. Um, but yeah, I mean you and I have been talking about it for the last few days that we you you just know that Taylor is sit is in the studio ready to drop some beats. She's writing. She's writing.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

Um, she's writing some passive aggressive ass off. She ain't dropping no beats. She ain't dropping on this track.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

What would you do if uh if Taylor got on the sheet or beat?

SPEAKER_01 26:21

You know I I hope Nas wouldn't clear it. I hope Nas wouldn't clear it. Nas not clearing it, that'd be funny. He doesn't need to be involved in that.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

Well, so my I I I'll mention my personal winner of Halloween 2025 was Janelle Monet and her cat in the hat costume because it was very well executed.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

She usually is showing out for Halloween.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

Well, I feel like because I feel like so she's not the only person that was doing cat in the hat this year, because Cat in the Hat had like a lot of meme resurgence the last few months, so a lot of people were dressed up as like the cat in the hat shit. But I feel like everyone else is just putting on like everyone else has been putting on some like spirit Halloween cat in the hat onesie and like painting their face white and leaving at that. But I mean she is like she is in like a full studio move like film replica type of costume. She's got the facial prosthetics and everything. Like she really went all out on this one. She fucking she got I don't know if those are like her kids or something, or if they're little people, but she's she's got some little people as thing one and thing two in the photo shoot.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

I would hope those are her kids, Noah. Does she have kids?

SPEAKER_02 27:42

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

That's the thing is I didn't know if she had kids or not, but maybe she hired some maybe she hired some people for some background work to come into the bit. Or maybe she got her niece and nephew. I know I put my niece and nephew up to this.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Alright. I I I I love the picture of her. She's sitting on the floor in the Captain Hat costume, and she got one of the kids, one of the things um is on is like lounge on the phone, is like rounge on the couch on the phone, and the other one's doing some kind of like um contortion ass move. Yeah, like uh uh like that that that one needs to go to the Olympics. The one doing the contortions something the one doing the back bend needs to start training for the Olympics.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

But um thing one doing all that in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Right. I don't recall all that. I don't recall all that, but I I I love Janelle, um, Janelle Monet's costume.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

Um 35,000 cost. I just see her up. I'd go down her Instagram feeding this guy. She always had something because she looked like she got beetle juice and then she got this vampire. Like, she was going all out.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

She was turning up for Halloween. She she you know what she was like, you know what? I I have the budget for it, so this is what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

And then she also did Sally for Nightmare Before Christmas for the children's hospital. And I think she just because she's always in a costume or something for her music videos, like it's always dramatic low darren. So I can see her being like a very pro-Halloween person and really loving it. So I'm not surprised. Yeah, this bitch had about 37 looks. Right.

unknown 29:10

Right.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

I love it. If I had the coins, I want to do it every year, but one year I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna have seven looks this year.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

One thing, yeah, if I think if I if I could afford to do a bunch of like fabulous costumes, I would. Um I guess just some on like some honorable mentions that I did want to like throw out there that I don't necessarily I don't necessarily need to like have deep discussions about them, but just that I uh they caught my eye. Um I loved uh I liked the Coco Jones Dream Girls costume, her recreation. Um I like I liked Heidi Klume's Medusa costume. That was uh I mean I I mean Heidi Klume, she's always gonna turn it out on a Halloween. That's like her thing.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

She's always shoveling out. She's always shoving out.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

She's always doing a very like her costumes are always very, very elaborate and like over the top. Um I also I cackle. I don't necessarily I'm gonna make it clear. I'm not saying that I like these girls or that I that I'm endorsing their shenanigans, but I did cackle. I did cackle at Trisha Paytas and Tana Mongu being fucking Helen and Madeline from Death Becomes Her. The Broadway production.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

You know, I think that fits them.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

I think that fits them both. Nothing. They kind of sent me with that. They kind of sent me with that.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Right, Trisha's kind of given with the hole with the hole in her belly.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

And you know, mix of Trisha's ass on Broadway now.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

I think she is. I think she's I can't remember what show she's in, but she is, and she's in some kind of broadway.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

They're always putting somebody on O'Mary.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Well, she always wanted to be on Broadway and now she's there. Oh, also honorable honorable mention is um for a couples costume, uh, Jessica Betts and Nisi Nash doing Kendrick Lamar. I love those lesbians. Doing Kendrick Lamar and Serena Williams at the Super Bowl, it fucking sent me.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

You know who I'm at they always have it fun. They always have it fun.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Right. I cackled. Um like I don't I I just thought it was fucking hilarious. I thought it was hilarious, especially like especially no especially niece's one, just as fucking Kendrick Lamar. Cause she she really committed to the bitch. She really committed to the bitch.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

And Nishi mask was a funny ass bitch. I can't hear cack, like, you know what we gonna do this year?

SPEAKER_02 31:46

Right. She she she grabbed her mask and like, uh uh let's let's deal with this.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Well, my honorable mention is going to uh Miss Cynthia Bailey, who went as um, you know, a very familiar item from you know your school kit as a piece of Elmer's Glyph. Which I think this was filmed for the real hotspots of Atlanta, so we'll see it on the season play out. But everyone else is in like a usual Halloween getup, but we see Cynthia walk around some Elmer's glyph with some white stockings and a little cap and a tip. And I'm just like, girl. You can even be a glue stick, bitch. You the old liquid glyph. I can't. But she is the glue with a cast, so maybe that's what she was trying to get across. Or maybe she just threw something together last minute. But you know how my Cynthia bit. I love it. I like it. She Cynthia, maybe not.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

She's a funny lady. She's a funny lady.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

But you know, in in general with the housewives, I don't see nothing that impressed me too much. Portia, of course, looked like a street walker, a little red riding hood. But that's on brand. That's on brand.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

What would you would you have attacked her if if you rented her on a Halloween in your big bad wolf costume?

SPEAKER_01 33:00

I I mean, I I don't know. Porsche might fuck me up, but I might try it. That's one little red that, you know, she gonna hit you upside the head with that basket because there's a brick in it, bitch. You know? Yes, yes, yeah. Drew Sidora looked like low budget Beyonce. Shamia looked like a smurf with way too many lashes in. I think she just I think those were just her lashes. I don't think that was, you know. I don't think she's going for last smurfette, but she looks like last smurf fat.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

I didn't even I didn't even recognize her at first when I saw her and her damn smurf fat look. It took me a moment to be like, is that Shamia?

SPEAKER_01 33:35

You're like, who's in these lashes? She got about eight packs of lashes in, so I'm not surprised you don't recognize her. I think is for Phaedra is Gomez Adams. I I I I don't want to miscredit it, but but she's given a little masculine look. She looked better than Ashley in her drag king outfit. I'll say that.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

I know I saw that, and Phaedra was given a phase. She was evil.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

The Godfather. Well, she looks like Gomez Adams. I was wondering why he had a fur cup. Because I'm like, he doesn't wear that, but the godfather makes more sense.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

Well, especially for Phaedra since she likes organized crime.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Yeah, this was a little on the nose. It was like if if Wendy went as a prisoner or something for Halloween. But I'm assuming the Ocefo children just the Ocefo parent just, you know, brought bought their kids some candy at Costco. So we're gonna stay in this year. We're staying in this year.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

No.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

Are maybe they have um a family member take the kids? I don't know. But if I was facing charges, it's like the last thing I want to do is trick or treat right now, bitch. I I I can't. I can't. I don't have 15 minutes for trick-or-treating.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

I can't. Well, if I you know, if right you know, the other the other day on Halloween, if I were if I were Mia Thornton, I would have gone out dressed as as Dr. Wendy for Halloween.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

I'm surprised she did it. I'm surprised she did it.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

And I And I would have I would have worn some replicas of all the of all the fucking the jewelry that was claimed in the insurance claims.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

I would have not you walk around with four degrees.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

I I would have I would have had some happy eddy on me. I would have had it off. But you know, Mia Mia Mia's not that creative. Mia's not that creative.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

No, did she have that much of she would just put on a little bodysuit, like I'm I'm giving her and call it a bad.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

She would put on a bodysuit and like she'd have like some like fashionova type bodysuit on, and then she'd throw on some little accessory that like slightly nods to like what she's trying to be. Like there, like she would have a bodysuit on, and then like maybe like a little fucking red, white, and blue fanny pack or thing, and be like, I'm I'm Wonder Woman. Not not the Gail Godot, you know, Zionist version.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

But you know, I feel I feel I wouldn't be surprised if Mia didn't even know who that was.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

I bet we're surprised.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

Oh, that's that's the lady from the COVID video who'll sing it.

SPEAKER_02 36:06

I wouldn't be surprised if Mia didn't know who what a Zionist was.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

Now we're talking about the Lauren Hill song. Oh, I love that song.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Um, well, and I thought something that would be a little bit fun at the end of the episode. Here's a little surprise now that we've been talking about and critiquing these celebrity holiday costumes. I want to know what you think about a certain uh celebrity journalist costume, Noah Aaron. What do you think about him dressed as Cupid?

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Well, um, like like I told him to his face while we were getting ready for the red carpet, the pink carpet, that um he looked more like an angel than Cupid because there was no there was no quiver, no bone arrow, no heart. And I saw several people call you an angel, so I feel validated in that.

SPEAKER_02 37:01

Well, you know, I also I also had a few people call me Cupid, so well, if Cupid had a heart, he would make you mind.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

You remember that's not bitchy. Well well, I think the big bad wolf and cupid were a lit-ass duo. I think that should be the the premise of Hood Wink 3. And yeah. And I don't think people know what the fuck I was. They were just like, oh, oh, okay, fur hood. And you know what? It was fine.

SPEAKER_02 37:37

Yeah, I mean, I I I feel like it was pretty obvious, at least, that you were a wolf. I think that was obvious. I don't know. Maybe they thought you were a furry. Maybe that you were a furry.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

Not a partial furry. I don't know. I I feel like I mean the hood was giving them waterbenders, but I don't look like no damn waterbender. One year I want to be a waterbender. I'm gonna get one of I don't know where the the props department, what props department I gotta find one of the fucking polar bear hood motherfuckings they had on the NBH show, but well, I just feel like it's gonna do what you're fake.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

I feel like, and you know, I could be wrong in this because you know I say a lot of ignorant things on this podcast, but I feel like you're not really a furry until you own like a butt plug with a tail on it, like an animal tail of some sort. Probably not. I feel like that's I feel like what that's that's what I would consider. Like if you don't if you don't have that, I'm I'm gonna say that you're being a weak bitch and not trying hard enough to be a furry.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

I'm screaming. Well, I don't I don't quite know the community, but I would say it's something along the lines. But you know, I feel like they're inclusive people, so they'd ease you into it. Kind of like how you ease yourself into Hello? You gonna finish that? No, you you're supposed to put it the beep in in post, but I don't know if we can afford that.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

Oh yeah, we don't we we we don't have the the only sound effect we have is the as the one when it goes bing. That's the only one we have. Well we don't have tiny reading anything, so well, on that note, and I'm I'm glad that you had a happy Halloween, and I'm glad that I had a happy Halloween. Um taker.

SPEAKER_01 39:23

Coming up next, we have Hanukkah.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

Okay. Are you celebrating Hanukkah this year?

SPEAKER_01 39:33

Maybe so. I think I'm gonna do Hanukkah Christmas and Kwanzaa Bitch.

SPEAKER_02 39:37

Okay. I I think I think you just want as many gifts as you can get your hands on. You you you want you want as many you want as many Uber gift cards.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

Oh now I'm Karen Huger.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

Well, no, because you've never crashed a Maserati into a tree.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Not yet.

SPEAKER_02 39:56

Not yet, not quite, not quite, not quite. Although we didn't A T V. We we did we did have an Uber driver that sure was driving like Karen Huger down in LA. But he was sober as far as I could tell.

SPEAKER_01 40:09

Right? And I would still prefer him over one of them self-driving Waymo cars. I'll tell you that. Well, you know, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_02 40:20

Well, I mean, if they if they sponsor us, I I I'm I might talk about them, but I'm not actually I I'll I'll pretend that I took a ride and went.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

Well, I think we're both in cities where they're not in surface and maybe won't be. But I heard they're testing in my city.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

Oh, I don't think they're gonna come to my they're gonna come to my village. But um your remote village. He's gonna come to the village. I was like, what the fuck is that? Um okay. Well, note takers, we hope y'all had a wonderful Halloween too. Um, we hope you all had fabulous costumes, that you got to have something sweet. And uh, if you if you do like to get a little lit up, we hope you got to do that too. Unless you're on the road to recovery, then I hope you didn't.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

But if you have kids, I hope they had a great time, got some candy. I hope you stole some candy. And if you have a you feel like we missed, drop a comment. Drop it directly in Spotify. They have comments now on social media in our DMs. Let us know. On the TikTok, on the clock app. That's where we mostly are, but yeah. Just like candy, we're we're everywhere, huh? Or what'd you say? I'm international, bitch. Embedded in your motherfucking brain. I'm international bitch with Natalie None on Badgirl's All-Star V.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

I mean, she is international, an international pimp. But um especially now, allegedly. Thank y'all for listening. As always, give us them five stars if you haven't, and have a great rest of your day.