The Rise of Club Chalamet

How did a Timothée Chalamet fan account become one of the internet’s most infamous parasocial case studies? From her Michael Fassbender LiveJournal era to the Kylie Jenner of it all, Aidan and Noah unpack the full Club Chalamet lore

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:06

Welcome back, note takers. It is Aiden from the Honor Real Note Podcast. And I am now announcing my new side hustle Instagram, Club Hanks, dedicated to Shat Hanks. Not Club Hanks.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

You don't want you are you gonna follow my Club Hanks page? You know, I will follow it to be supportive, but I I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to unfollow somebody because we gotta keep that follower, that following count right at 99. It can't go to 100. I'm I'm trying to be on my Beyoncé show. Well, she follows nobody. Oh my lord. Well, what happens when I have my cat? Somebody else has got to get on an unfollower. Yeah. I guess Evan Lamassella is going down.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

I'm crying. Well, maybe one of my defunct projects you could unfollow if you still follow them. Do I still follow the push-pull factor?

SPEAKER_01 0:53

I don't I don't know. But you know what? That was that was great journalism. You should have won like a peabody for that. Right? I should I should have won something. I should have won something. I I found I found your interview of Abby Maria Gums very insightful, very powerful.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

Thank you. Thank you. You know, and I've interviewed two of Survivor's most iconic villains. Well, who else can say that? Right, right, exactly. You can't even say that. Yeah, well, she was on the front line, so of Epstein Island, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

I do not endorse that statement. And then and there goes my cat ruining the shot.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

But yeah. Well, this is a good time to say that we love smalls and what they got going on there. And Chanel, my niece, would love to be gifted some smalls. Sponsor. Right. Oh, I I need to intro the episode. But this week we are, I mean, the title tells it all. We are getting into Miss Simone Cromer, who I have a lot of adoration for. I, you know, jokingly refer to her as my internet auntie. But I met people do too much on Miss Club Chalamet sometimes. And I just, you know, I feel like she needs somebody in her corner. Right.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Oh, I think I think everybody needs somebody on their on their team.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Right, except Aaron Grease, who might be making her return to reality television. But that is a whole episode. That is a whole episode in itself. So stay posted. But you know who actually deserves an episode? Who also deserved her Wall Street Journal feature? Simone Cromer, the face behind Club Charlemagne.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

An iconic black woman. Arguably the most famous Timothy Charlemagne Stan. Probably the most famous Dan account in the world. I'm not even gonna say the most famous black woman.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

I was like, oh I mean, I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

I don't know how to give that to her. I mean she's the most famous with a Kamala haircut next to Kamala.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

I don't know. Right. I'm I'm sure she I'm sure on famous birthdays, she's in number one in one of those categories that they put down there. Those random categories.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

Do you think she's I mean, I feel like with the category, like the qualification level that they have, she definitely should be out in there. Oh, absolutely. I've seen I've seen people that are fucking nobodies on there. Right. I feel like, you know, a few more thousand downloads, we can probably be out in there. Right. Oh god. Not that I want people having my tea like that. I mean, I guess birthday is so inconsequential.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Right. I mean, as long as like the little bio, because I see I see some people on there. The bio is very basic. It's just like, oh, here's what they do. That's it. And then I see other people's bios where it's like, it's like talking about they were in prison or something. I was like, oh. Noah got a DUI in 2027. Now that's not true.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Wait, did you say 2027? I did. You're clotting on me. I know you're saying that's not true. I'm like, well, it can be. It can be.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

It could be, huh?

SPEAKER_02 3:51

Well, I will not try. But yeah, no, I know I kind of propose this episode out of random, but she feels so unique to discuss. Like it's modern, but it's she's also kind of encapsulates years of internet fandom and what fandom looks like through her fandom career, so to speak. And it's kind of blown up in touch a figure. And I think what's probably the most contrasting thing that you know draws out people is that she is a Gen X woman doing stan activity, which is you know typically associated with you know the teenage years, maybe early college. Yeah, I think we can both relate to that. I think we are both a bit more chronically online than obsessive over our faves than than we are now.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Right. When I think while stan culture and like super fans have existed for a long time, I feel like when we were kind of like in our because like I mean, we're like very, very like late tail end of being a millennials, damn near Gen Z, practically Gen Z. Um Zillennials, if you will. Yeah, Zillennials, if you will. Um I feel like when we were kind of like teenage years in high school, that's like when stan culture really started to kind of become what it is today and what people recognize it as today. So I feel like we kind of got to see the buildup and the building blocks and foundation of it. Um so I think we're quite qualified to discuss this. And, you know, with Miss Simone, Miss Club Chalamet, you know, I refer to her as like the parasocial final boss. You know, she's like up there.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

I mean, you could argue, you could argue. When you're right. Well, you know, I'd like, you know, I think she acts more like I mean, I think there's a parasocial element there, but I think she thinks she's his manager. Or she's these people's managers. Right. That the chief's their friend. And that's what entertains me so much about it, maybe. Right. Well, it's kind of like you talk about the the campaign try to do the shit for Oscars, and I'm like, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 5:42

That's true. I mean, she does, she talks like a lot of these people do. She just has like the a bigger platform to do it on, I guess, than these people that have two followers on X.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

Um And more critical thinking skills, uh I would guess from the average 15-year-old. I wouldn't that's that's but she comes across as like a smart, experienced like woman who like works, you know.

unknown 6:01

Right.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Well, she must work. She'd be traveling to every film festival across the across these United States. Not even these United States. She'd be worldwide, that passport being stammed. Mr. Mone must have a good job because why she'd be at these events.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Right. Well, I think I was reading that she um that she works in healthcare. I don't know exactly what she does, but that she works in healthcare. So I don't know if she's a nurse, if she's like one of the financial people in the healthcare industry.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Um, she gives work from home. It doesn't give it in the feeling. She's got she's not free.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Um, I think like you pointed out, her age and everything, I think it does make her a little bit more unique and stand out a little bit more, like in this kind of crowd.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

Taking a step back, when is the first you heard of her? What was your first reaction? Was it the same as kind of seeing her face and identity? Like, how was that whole experience for you?

SPEAKER_01 6:58

Well, so I actually didn't really know what this woman looked like until recently. Um and then also, because I don't know, I just never really thought to like look like really look into her like that. Um but also I'm like not 100% sure, but I'm like 99% sure that my first like discovery of this woman was through you. Like I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure you were the book. And I was like, who the fuck is like what is club chalomet? Is this like what is that? Um and like I think at first I like thought that like maybe that was like what his overall like fandom was called, like the club chalamet people or something. But like when I go, I think I Googled it, I was like, oh, this is like one lady. Like I thought that was like his version of the navy or whatever. I was like, I I I thought they were the Club Chalamet. I was like, they're not the Chalamites, or what are they? The ski chalets.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

But honestly, I might have had the first reaction because it is just like the handle name and it does sound a bit all-encompassing. Yeah. But I would just remember hearing about the page before I heard, you know, got the whole face reveal or identity of reveal of it all. Right. I remember acting like Avon Ab Elementary, like black. I was just very surprised to see an older black woman, an auntie, if you will. Right. You know, running the Timothy Shadow May Stan account. Right.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

But you know, I was kind of like, okay, look at look at her, top of her field in community management in standard because Well, yeah, because I feel like when you see Tim when you feed when you see Timothy, I'm like, I guess when you think of like what his fans might look like, I imagine a lot of like gay men and like young girls like Simone's definitely not like what I initially pictured, just when I think of a Timothy Timothy Chalamet fan.

SPEAKER_02 8:43

Which is part of kind of her origin story of like the whole club Chalamet of it all. Because I was reading her Wall Street Journal feature, which I still think it's iconic that she got a Wall Street Journal feature. I know. Like you would expect maybe like the cut or something, but the Wall Street Journal. I was like, that's like legitimate. Like you are that makes sense. It's kind of like the new economy, an extension of PR and marketing and community management is stand accounts. And the K-pop stands do it quite well. And I yeah, I hope that doesn't trickle over to what these American fans are doing, but who knows? Because MBTS fans, I think if you said you couldn't afford the concert, they they would have a little GoFundMe circulating around. They would get you a ticket to an Uber, you know?

SPEAKER_01 9:22

No, I've seen I've literally seen I've seen that with um Taylor Swift fans with the Swifties. I've seen them do things where because like they're very organized. They do like the listing parties, the stream parties. And I've seen them do, I don't know if it's necessarily like a GoFundMe, but I've seen them like literally like distributing money to different fans and stuff so they can make sure they're all buying the albums and they're buying various copies and things to like run those numbers up and climb the charts.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Right.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

And I have a Swifty friend who she has a job, she is quite well traveled. But I know she went to like four or five shows. So I was like, damn. That's expensive. She makes good money. What does she do? Like finance or something? I don't know. I've like I worked with her and I still kind of don't know. But but you know, one of the important roles where you'd be in the big meetings. Okay, okay. She's getting a good check. She's getting a good check. Well, no, Simone's whole ideology behind finding club chalomet was to kind of get away from like, oh, Timothy's my boyfriend, kind of analysis. You know, really focus on the art in her own words. Really, you know, positioning Timothy as, you know, a top-tier film actor rather than, you know, some cute hunk Hollywood heart throb. So that was really kind of her lane. And she also had an example where she kind of was like DMing somebody. They were like, Oh, how are finals going? How's school? And she's like, Oh, I'm probably old enough to be your mother, girl. And then she got blocked. What, you know, that seems appropriate.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

But right, right. Now, I mean, it either they blocked her, either their mama saw the message and were like, uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

But you know, it was she was trying to have a more mature page, which you know makes sense. She was trying to kind of build a lane for those older fans who do exist. Like, you know, the original fangirls from, you know, the 90s, 80s, 90s, NSYNC fangirls with cutting out magazine clippings and you know, doing like the OG fandoms, like, and then we got digital with live journal and all that, but I'm sure like standom did not like not exist back then. And I'm sure she was back in there, probably emailing clip-outs of magazines to different people. Because that's where you can really always see your fame if you have this specific magazine.

SPEAKER_01 11:24

So Right. Well, and it's definitely kind of I see because I I have I did I did see that that part of it is like she wanted to represent like an older version of fandom, and that maybe like normalizing the idea that someone of her age group could be a fan, like kind of be a fan of someone much younger. Because I think sometimes people do there, definitely is a reaction to see that as like creepy. You especially see it maybe like when an older man is like a fan of a younger actress or singer, or yeah, in her case, like someone like her would be called like a cougar or something like that. Or some guy would be called like a creep. You know, so they're definitely I could definitely see like the the stigma and like why she would kind of be like, well, let's change that. Right?

SPEAKER_02 12:09

Let me let me get something for the girls. Let me get something for my demographic, which makes sense. As I've gotten older, I'm like, I don't wanna, you know, I want to hang out people my age, because you know, doing discourse, doing analysis. I see it now with like the Euphoria subreddit. Sometimes I'm just seeing takes and I'm just like, oh baby, you are 19. You are 17. And it's like, I want to discuss this show with somebody my age. Right. And sometimes you just you just need that. And I feel the same with like getting into cat's eye, their fandom is real, excuse real young. And I'm like, ooh. Sometimes those takes are the emotional involvement.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Seems a little dramatic. Well, that, and I think, like I mentioned earlier, you know, we're kind of in that weird in-between millennials and Gen Z. So I feel like you and I, we kind of enjoy a lot of Gen Z cultural things, and we're into a lot of the same things as Gen Z, but we tend to scale a little bit older than a lot of them.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

So exactly. So we have our own unique perspective. Yeah. Which getting into Simone's engagement with Stan Culture, she was noted for being like a Johnny Depp stan back in the day. And then was very heavily participating in the Michael Fastbender fandom. Which they say she stopped doing that when he married Alicia Viconder. So once he got married, once he was off the market, she was like, uh-uh, on to the next. Yeah. Which is one red flag that people seem to point to consistently. Yeah. But she was kind of more in and out with Michael Fassbender and then she got onto Timothy big when Call Me by Your Name, which was kind of his breakout movie back in 2018.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Right. I mean, that's when I first became aware of him, was when he did Call Me by Your Name. I've never even watched that movie, but like just kind of all the hype around it and everything. Like I kind of heard about him. I was like, oh, okay, he's like, he's like the straight twink, and that's like his niche.

SPEAKER_02 13:55

Right. I feel like a bad gay that I've never seen Call Me by Your Name in Moonlight, but I mean, you know, but both plot lines don't seem interesting to me. I'm sorry, they just seem kind of traumatic. Right. What I've heard about the movie, I'm just like, this kind of just seems creepy to me. Right. I'm like, um, can somebody throw up high? Like, I think I'd be more into like a gay romance movie if they wasn't, if it wasn't giving Oscurbate, if it was giving more hallmark. Like, oh, I'm the young professional going back to my hometown for Christmas. Right. And this twink sells trees.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

And it's like, okay, you know, I'd watch that. Right. I just, I thought it was funny when I was doing research into um her because, like I said earlier, like I didn't realize that she had kind of done this before prior to Timothy. I don't know why I thought Timothy was kind of like her first like foray into like this world, but um, I thought it was funny when I saw that she like way back in the day, like in like the early to mid 2000s, ran like a Brad a Bradgelina blog, like a Brad and Angelina Billy like like couple stand blog or whatever. I was like, damn girl, you were supporting the homewrecking of it all. That ran that doesn't is not gonna like you.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Oh, well, listen, this has been her hobby and she's been curating it, and now she's taking it to the highest level because I think it I think it's revolutionary how she's put being a stan on the map. She's a professional stan in a way.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

I mean, yeah, to get the the level of media attention, she's gotten into kind of create a name for herself through it. I mean, honestly, the two biggest like stan account success stories I can think of are her and Nas Mirage.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Right? That's true. And I know one of like this lady who Karen something, she would like was on Britney's team. I think the evil side of the team, but she was like an N-Sync like Stan before and was like a community manager and then kind of got into entertainment marketing and PR. But honestly, it's a smart pipeline. Like Stan accounts, those fan people, they're doing community management. Like they will translate very well if they want to do those kind of roles in the professional work.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Seeing the bigger Stan accounts, they definitely monetize and like they're making money off of doing it. So I don't know. I don't know if Simone does necessarily, but I know at least some people are.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

I mean, at this point, Simone has her own whole pipeline of fans or newsletter that she could probably monetize if she wanted to. Yeah. She might be I don't know. I would assume that she has a career to be flying all around to these film festivals. So that might be not my yeah, that might not be her priority, but she could definitely get brand deals, a sub stack, yeah, a shop my page if she wants to. She can probably do Fashion Nova Mature. Do they have like a mature line? Well, they should if they don't. Right?

SPEAKER_01 16:35

That's an untop market. Because girls of all ages want to be baddies.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

But you know, I think it's admirable that she kind of supported Timothy from like, oh, he's a generational actor. He's a future Oscar winner. Which he didn't win those all three times, so that might be why she dropped him. But we'll get to that. We'll get to that.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

We will get into that. Um But yeah, I guess oh overall, I just I find her interesting because like I said earlier, like to me, she's kind of like the parasocial final boss to a degree. Um, like, because I feel like where I kind of started to like feel a little bit weird about her was like the Kylie Jenner stuff where she was like making like really weird comments and just that kind of made me like look at her a different way where I was like, oh, like what are you what are you up to, ma'am? Like, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_02 17:30

I don't know. That's definitely the villain era of it all, I feel like, when it comes to Miss Simone.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

And that's definitely what a lot of people know is her hostile attitude towards Kylie. Yeah. And I think it's important to note that she apparently stopped standing Michael Fazbender when he got married, which is an interesting dynamic. Yeah. But you know, she's rude to Kylie, doesn't mention her by name. In the Wall Street Journal article, they noted that this was the one topic she refused to comment. Which I'm just cackling at that. Right.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

It'd be like no comment when they ask about Kylie. Right. When I saw like the thing about like the implication that like Timothy was being blackmailed into a relationship with Kylie, I was like, that's if it's over the top. If it was a little 15-year-old saying that, I'd be like, oh girl. But like the fact that it like, and that's not, it's not about being ageist, but the fact that it is a fully grown adult saying it, I'm like, oh, that's a little weird.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

But yeah, no, at this point, it's like constant shade towards Kylie. Yeah not referring to her by name. Yeah. Analyzing paparazzi photos and being a little weird about it. Yeah. Oh. Being a little kooky over some of the public appearances. Yeah. So she definitely had a complex with Kylie. Yeah. I'm I would assume her whole hypothesis that she, you know, to quote, you know, the real outside of Atlanta, she was declassing Timothy, is what I think she probably thought. It was ruining his Oscar opportunity, which isn't like isolated to her. I think that's a theory, at least some people have definitely put out in the world. Which is why that goes. People were confused about the pairing, but at this point, it's been like two years.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

So Timothy clearly loved it there. Right. Well, that's the thing. And I I was gonna mention that that that's definitely like a sentiment I've seen amongst, I guess, the fans of him or whatever, because I remember one time I like stumbled upon like his fan like subreddit, and I had to double check and make sure it wasn't a snark subreddit at first because they were mean. Like they were being mean. And I and like I saw like, oh no, this is like literally his like fan subreddit. And they were like dragging him, they were posting like before and after pictures of him, like before he got with Kylie and after, and being like, oh, he's ugly now. Like he looks like shit because he's with Kylie. Like they're like a little bit crazy when it comes to Kylie, and definitely I saw that sentiment that they were like, oh, Kylie is like um, like you said, declassing the brand, that she's kind of like making him look like less of like a serious actor and everything like that.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

I mean, a reality TV, you know, spouse, especially a car Jenner, who are known to have a curse, is definitely a choice. Right. I'm just thinking if if you were advising a famous man in Hollywood and he was like, oh, I'm talking to Kylie Jenner, would you be like, oh I mean it it would it would honestly depend.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Like I mean, I I can see the idea that like, but the thing is like Timothy, he's also like he's got a hell of a digital footprint, and to to me, him and Kylie seem like a perfect fit based off what I know of him. But yeah, I I I get it though, with him kind of but I also feel like it's almost like he's kind of like ditched this effort to like be this whole prestige thing, you know?

SPEAKER_02 20:38

Like he's still doing like these projects, but like I mean he also like he collaborates with like Drewski, like I mean I still think that was part of the Oscars campaign, but I do think he doesn't want to insist upon himself, but I do think he has an im like a problem with how he wants to curate his image or his bread. Right. But at this point, he just needs to find the right project, right? Because I'm sure he's a fine actor. I mean, I like I liked him in Wonka, so I've seen him in something, but I'm trying to think about the projects are very uninteresting overall.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

I'm trying to think if I've seen any of his movies. I don't know if I have. You ain't see Wonka? I did not see Wonka now. Um Isn't Wonka? Was that one of those movies from that era where was Wonka a musical?

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Yes. It was in that era where they were not advertising the musicals as musicals. Yeah. So I was gagged, but Timmy did a good job.

SPEAKER_01 21:28

See, that's what I was wondering because I remember that like era like with like the Mean Girls musical and everything like that, where like they weren't disclosing that you were going to see a musical. Alright. It's like, why are we doing this?

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Right.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

But I mean, I like I enjoy a good musical, so maybe maybe I maybe I need to watch Wong at some point. Because yeah, I don't think I've seen any of his projects.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Yeah, no, no, I'm not gonna go see Dune part one, two, or three. Right. I'm gonna wait for him to sign up to something. Not even for Zendaya. He needs he's only to sign up to something a little more interesting, a little more camp, maybe. He should have signed up. Something where somebody throws up high. He should do a Jordan Peel film where he dates Kiki Palmer. That'd be fine. You see? You see? See the vision? Ideas. You and Simone really do need to manage him. I think me and Simone will make a great team. Club Chalamet. If you need representation, DM me. You know where to find me. We have email links in our bios. And if you don't want Noah in our shit, reach out. I'll give you my private email. Oh. Well, you know what? You know what? I still take a cut either way, so. No, you're not. You're not involved in the management arm. We have to talk about the LLC. But on to the next topic of discussion. I do think it's kind of wild how she's like had selfies with him, has hugged him up at fan events and film festivals. And it has me wondering like, does he know? Is he aware? Was he did he become aware over time? Was his team in on it? Because there was like a suspicious amount of like moments where she was just like with him, or popped up with him. I had this level of access that I'm like, his team is working with her. They're still the communication die.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

Right. Well, Timothy, he seems like one of those actually, and I feel like there's a lot of like celebrities like this where like, because I I don't really see that stuff from him like on social media. So I don't necessarily know if he's like super outwardly on social media, but I do think a lot of these celebrities are like lurkers. I think they have like their like burner accounts and stuff like that. Um and I think they do lurk. So to me, I wouldn't be surprised if he was pretty aware of her, if if he was maybe seeing it himself, or if not, that like people in his circle were informing him or like showing him things. Um and like, yeah, like you said, I think I could see that maybe at some point maybe his team decide to like lean into the bit a little bit with her. Right. One, you'd always get some impressions.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Right.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

What I feel like at his level of fame, because I mean he is like, he's very famous. He's big. Um, I feel like you can't like you don't just get easy access to celebrities like that. You know, like Timothy's not the type that you like get a lot of opportunities, just like walk right up to. So I feel like if she's not some bitch on the CW, you know? Right. I'll think I feel like if she's getting access to him, it's because she's being given access to him by somebody.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

Agreed. And if she's just somehow at the front row of the film festival fan area at all these events, just coincidentally. Right. It's like she's she's a lucky bitch. I mean, I think the self-yaccocella was probably part luck, part chasing him down, but the film festivals.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

That's the thing is some of these stands. I'm I'm shocked when I like when like I'm kind of like on social media and I come up on these some of these stand pages and stand accounts because like they really do track these people. Like they know like their whereabouts at any given moment. I'm like, how you you know exactly where they're going, where they're gonna be tomorrow, what like you know we were in high school through the one direction era of it all.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

So I remember being on Tumblr and these girls would have like airport footage, these boys' passport photos, and I'm seeing on my Tumblr dashboard, like, how did you get this? Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

I don't think I'm supposed to be CC in Harry Styles' passport photo. Right. It's like, how do you gain like how how do you get your hands on this? But I guess I'm gonna go to the house. I guess when you are dedicated enough, anything's possible.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

Right. No, like Taylor Swift was in like my neighborhood or the neighborhood next to mine, like yesterday, the day before, and I saw a whole Reddit post about it. And I was like, oh.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

People people love a little moment. And I um I'm I almost doxed to just now, but then I I I stopped myself. Um, but yeah, no, it's it's interesting. And that's to me though, that's where I think for me it gets a a little bit extra. Where like when I see kind of the stuff that she's saying on social media combined with the fact that she because I feel like once you've actually met this person like face to face and you've interacted, things change a little bit. So I feel like it's one thing to like say a lot of wild stuff about somebody, about their personal life, about who they're in relationships with when you've never like when they don't even know who you are, like you've never had an interaction with them. But like once you've had interaction with them, it's confirmed they know who you are. When you're at that point, I feel like the rules kind of change a little bit in like what you should be, how you should be kind of conducting yourself.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

That's true. And I think Simone, I don't know, she gets called parasocial. She definitely, I think, toes the line, but I've never felt like she's been like, Timothy is my man, and Timothy is this. I think she genuinely wants the best, and you know, that maybe like a heavy-handed mama jerk, ontager. Okay. But I think that I do think a lot of her notes and like the Kylie shade is excessive, but it's given, you know, Oscar strategy. What's the rollout? Like, how are we thinking about the campaign and your image and how reselecting projects? It's kind of how the barbs would treat Nikki, I think.

SPEAKER_01 26:51

Well, the I I yeah, I mean, the the barbs could be mean to Nikki back back back in the days when I was a barb, I remember they would be like, she would like do something, like they wouldn't like they wouldn't like like a look, and they'd be like, this stupid fat ass. Like she needs to get a TV. Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

Mina, all that to say, I feel like she sounds more like an awards pundit or like PR person sometimes, on top of being a stan. But I know it hasn't won in many Oscars, so that leads us to our next point. The the dropping of Club Salome and the rebranding to just Simone Cromer. Yeah, which is this her coming out as a celebrity and branding, you know, herself as an individual, or do we think we'll see Club Connor's story?

SPEAKER_01 27:36

Well that's the Club some other twink. That's what I've heard, and I love the way that it's framed too, because like it does like I mean, it's it's it's kind of I mean, I guess it's kind of fucked up because it does make her sound very predatory the way people talk about this. Because like I've seen the discourse of people being like, oh, she's going after Connor's story next. It's like it's kind of like that, like she's like a shark about to get him or something. Like circling the whole and I I like I like because you you know I'm a heated rivalry fan. Um you are, you are. And I so like so like Reddit suggests like stuff for me, like from the Heat of Rivalry subs and stuff like that. And I remember like um like at the same time that she kind of like officially like announced that she was kind of like stepping back from the Club Chalamet stuff. Like, I remember people on those heated rivalry subs are like, oh, Connor needs to up security. Because people post-heated rivalry stands don't play, they're ready to go to war with her. Well, Connor's story stands, yeah, they want to protect him from her because like, well, because I guess he lives in West Hollywood and he's just seen all the time just like out and about walking around doing his grocery shopping, and people like, no, he needs security. I'm like, what do you like? Do you think she's gonna like assault him in the street? Right? She has more class than that. Right.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Well and he's like, so she lives in a nicer apartment than him.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

He's a big old buff motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

He could he could handle himself. Right? But maybe. Well, my thing is with that, isn't she attracted to like, you know, like Oscar potential actors? I I haven't seen the show, so I don't know much about Connor's story's acting, but from the gifts I've seen, it does it seems on T R it's like, you know, a Netflix Hunting Wives, a CW Riverside. Yeah. I don't think it was winning any Emmys, but but do we think Connor has that potential? Like, does she see that? Are do people just think that because he's like next and curly headed? It just seems against her MO, I think.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

W well, it's interesting because I know people kind of associate her with like younger upcoming guys. And I mean, he technically is younger than Timothy, but he's also like 26, I wanna say. So I mean, he's not that much younger. Like, she's not going for the barely legal ones. Um, all right. So I don't know if that nicely falls in line. Yeah, I don't like from what I've seen, apparently she likes Connor's story, but I don't necessarily know where people are getting it from that they think that like she's like gonna be going. I I see her more so, like you said, branching out to doing her own individual thing before I see her becoming like club story. Um but yeah, I don't know. I I don't know. It's definitely it it is funny to me though, just the way that people are like, keep her away from him. No, like specifically him. His name gets mentioned a lot. Yeah. Well, but to answer your earlier question, I do see him as having like potential, the potential to become like a really big actor. Because I mean, I thought he did a great job on the show. And what I saw is I saw a lot of people saying that, like, because that particular show, because it was produced in Canada, um, it's not eligible. It's like not eligible for Emmy consideration. But what I saw people saying is a lot of people were saying that apparently there was like the kind of buzz of like, if it was eligible, he could have gotten an Emmy nod for it. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:55

Well, no. Kudos to them.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Yeah. To that to them heated rivalry boys. But yeah, no, I don't I don't know if he's her next project. Possibly, maybe she wants to, maybe she wants to elevate him. But I think I think her, like I said, he's not like that much younger than Timothy. But I do think that if she like if she does, like her going from like Timothy to moving on to a younger, uh, a younger man, like I don't know, that doesn't help her case with the narrative about her.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

It definitely doesn't help her case. And I wonder if it's like the Kylie of it all, if she's just frustrated by losing. She didn't post this whole repost thing about it's so disappointing being let down by people and you know, signaling some emotional involvement that kind of surprised me to see. But essentially she seemed exasperated with Timothy.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

So Yeah. I don't know. I don't think she's a bad person, but I think she's a weirdo. That's my opinion. That's that's like where I fall on it. I think she's the best at what she does. The thing is, is like it would make sense. Like if she was actually someone's manager, like I would get it. But it's like the fact that she's not. That's like that's like that's what throws me. It's like she's not it's like you're not on his team. You're not on anybody's team.

SPEAKER_02 32:13

Well, I think she was the head of community management, if you ask me. If she put that in her resume after that, people would be like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

I mean, that's the thing, is like if she if she told me she wanted to manage me, I'd be like, Yeah, sure. Like, you can't. I would say yes, because it seems like she'd be good at it, but but also like I'm probably I'm too old for it now anyway. But probably maybe she discovered me a few years ago. I don't think you'll be in the kind of projects you'll want to promote, Noah. Right. No, I'm not really going for an Oscar. I uh at best, I'm at best, you know, we're going for that Grammy for best comedy album. Not comedy album. Maybe a creative arts Emmy.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Right. But I don't know, isn't there an Emmy for podcasting now? I think we should we should submit ourselves for that. So what what like how Kanda submits herself for her Grammy every year?

SPEAKER_01 32:57

I'm saying is is our podcast eligible for an NAACP award, or is that I I think so.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

You might have to submit some pictures of your grandparents, but I mean I've I feel like you and Para Jackson both look the same to me. So wow She might have something to say about that. Well, she should be working on her auditions because I want to see her in more pictures.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

I would like to see her in more pictures. I would like to see her in more pictures. You know what's funny? Sometimes who do I get her mixed up with? There's somebody that I get her mixed up with. Oh, um, Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily Rose Depp. Sometimes I get them confused. I feel like Lily Rose Depp has a lot more work. Yeah, no, she does.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

But also like But I don't know why sometimes I get those two confused. Speaking of Lily Rose Depp and actor Timothy Chalamet, apparently Club Chalamet was a big fan of her and like Timothy and hers relationship. Which is interesting compared to Kylie, but maybe because she's like an actress, has the deaf name. And I guess she used to be a fan of her daddy, so there's that connection. Generational.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Generational, generational. Yeah. Well, I mean, I could see like, I feel like Lily Rose Depp is like, if you look at her and Kylie, like Lily Rose Depp is probably taken a little bit more seriously because she is like an actual actress. She um she's kind of part of like a major like dynasty and and the entertainment world and everything like that. So I mean, if it if we are looking at a perspective of like what's better for Timothy's career and image and whatnot, I guess that's definitely giving like acting, you know, power couple, I guess the connection with her daddy for the for the Oscar.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

You know, Simone was thinking big. She was thinking big. Right.

SPEAKER_01 34:50

When I saw I saw I saw that Nasferatu remake and Lily Rose was good at it. So that's what I've heard. That's what I've heard.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

The idol, not her best work. With Simone would probably been pissed if they were still dating their idol. Right. She's the one what with a hairbrush.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

I know. So some Simone would definitely be confronting her, like Natalie Nine, you are fucking up the brand. You're not building the brand. I could I could see her cornering her in like a bathroom at one of these awards, at one of these events, being like, You're fucking up the brand.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Bienna, I'm very interested to see what's next for Club Chalamet, what this next era can be, what it will be. Because I don't I think my sis has some good things on the horizon. Like, I think there's a lot of her I would like to see. First, I would love to see her appear on Z-Way. I think she'd be a good guest for Z-Way. And then, you know, I think she's famous enough for Celebrity Big Brother, if you ask me. Okay, celebrated there. I mean, why not? Why not? Right? I don't think quite famous enough for the traders, but I would love to see it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

I I I that'd be hilarious. That would be fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 36:03

Not to be like, who are you?

SPEAKER_01 36:04

Right. That's they'd be like, who is this lady? Not somebody be like, Carmel. Not come. I mean, you know?

SPEAKER_02 36:15

Why not? Put She Hanks on the same season as her, too. Oh. I want to see them interact. May maybe maybe maybe her and him can can make something happen. Right? I don't know. Well, she can't be Club Hanks, because that's I'm taking the handle as we speak. Oh. I mean, I don't know if you've seen Running Point, but I think he had a great performance in Running Point. I did not see that, no. And you know what? I think he could take after his daddy if they give him a Philadelphia. Okay. I mean, if you b if you believe in him. I believe I I do. I do. With all of my heart. I mean, have you seen Philadelphia? It was a moving script. I think if Chet has such good material to work with. I I did not know. That was his daddy in Philadelphia, right? I'm thinking of the right movie. The lawyer with AIDS. I have no idea what you're talking about. You never saw Philadelphia?

SPEAKER_01 37:09

I have no idea. The lawyer has AIDS. No, I don't know. I've never heard of a movie about a lawyer with AIDS.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

Denzel Washington?

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Tom Hanks?

SPEAKER_02 37:26

It was a big movie. I've never, I don't know. You usually know the pictures better than me.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

I don't know what's this is something apparently I was asleep. I don't know what happened. Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Antonio Banderas.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

I can't say I know.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

I hope I don't sound ridiculous. I don't know who this man is. Well, it's 1993. Tom Hanks' character is a lawyer with AIDS. Oh. And you know, obviously they're shady to him because he has AIDS. And that's all I remember from the movie. I definitely watched it in high school at some point.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Maybe To me, it's one of his dad's most moving pictures.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

So. Maybe I need to watch this. Maybe I need to. If I'm being honest, I feel like I feel like one of the only to like Tom Hanks movies I've seen has been like Forrest Gump. Well, I mean uh it's it's his most iconic film, I fear. Yeah. One of the most iconic films in American cinema. Okay. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know who who Club Charlemagne is gonna stalk. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 38:23

Speaking of, if you were to predict her next, you know, point of interest, if she were to go, we're gonna we're gonna stay another white man, I guess. Right. Who do you think she'd select? Who would you select for her?

SPEAKER_01 38:34

You know, I think I think I kind of I kind of do see the Connor story vision. Like I feel like I could see her, she's gonna do the Connor story thing, and then she's gonna start like taking shots at Hudson Williams. She's gonna be shading that man.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

And I I hear he gets a lot from the media already. Like they're on his ass. But it seems like he's feisty, like he's gonna fight back. He seems like the type talk shit in interviews.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Yeah, no, he he he's kind of like he's kind of like um, he's kind of like Renee Rapp, where people like loved her for like the lack of media training. It's a similar thing with him where people like love like how like outrageous he is, like whenever he's put in front of a camera. Okay, and good for him. Man, I know. Oh sorry. Oh no, I was just gonna say I could see that being the being the vision, but I do agree with you though that I I really do think she's gonna branch out and be more of like her own, like it's it's about Simone now. Right? The Simone Croman. The Simone.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

I want to see my name in shining lights. Right? Like, I feel like UTA might sign her soon, I mean I just uh if I was UTA, I'd be getting a contract out.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

I don't know what she's gonna do, but I mean at this point, if she wanted to, I mean, she's at a point where she could just be herself, be on social media, and make money and monetize, like be monetized and everything. Like she could do that if she wanted to.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Right? Her Oscar opinions. Maybe like a correspondent writer on like, you know, in during award season, I could see that. I know they hate to see her coming on that Oscar Ray subreddit. She would have some thoughts. She would have some thoughts. I'd have people love to see her film reviews. I would love to see her travel reviews. She gives me like luxurious auntie who, you know, flies first class. Like, I feel like she stays in like a nice hotel, maybe eat an oyster, drink some Sanseer. Like, I feel like she lives a nice life.

SPEAKER_01 40:19

I love to see her do one of those. Like, you know when influencers do like those traveling things with their fans where they're like they're like, they're like, oh, we're selling tickets, like come to Italy with me or whatever. I can see her.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

And I I might go to Venice Film Festival with um Simone. I might.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

I might. You know, I would I I would I would stay home, but I'll I'll when you post the Instagram. You don't have a passport. I can get one whenever I want. But you know what? When you post the Instagram story, I'll like it. I'll I'll give it a heart.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

Well, thank you. Well, thank you. Well, me and Miss Simone will be having a time drinking wine in Italy, chasing after whatever white boy she's standing there. Maybe she'll be in her own picture. Do you think she could do her own movie? I mean, I I don't think she wants to be in front of the camera.

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Yeah, I feel like she's more of like a coach. You know, like when they say like those who can't play teach. Yeah. And like, I don't know, maybe she can host a film festival. Is that a job? That'd be that'd be a cute gig for her.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

I mean, it it seems like it's such a passion for her that she'd be good at it. Well, she definitely enjoys the movies. No, I can definitely see her as like an iHeartRadio podcast if she wanted one. Like she's probably had these offers books, podcasts, substacks. Right. And she's clearly focused on the bag. She's playing the long game, but I wish I knew what her goal was. Because if you wanted to be a manager, I don't think that's the way to go, girl. Well, she she's she's clearly 12 steps ahead of the rest of us.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Can you imagine if Timothy fired his team and hired her? Well, I mean, the thing is, is if he did, and then next thing you know, he's got he's actually secured the Oscar. I'd be like, well, no results before like that. I I may have my criticisms there, but I can't I can't argue against that. Right. And I think after that she signs Austin Butler. Not Austin Butler. He does need some help. Right.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

I mean, he's trying to he's upped his profile that he's considered in that upper echo now. Right. Of like serious actors. Because before he was just that boy, you know.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

I feel like he's just lost himself since Elvis. I don't think he knows who he is. Probably, but well, yes.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

Well, yes. But I'm surprised Club Chalomet doesn't care about him. Maybe she thinks he's too lowbrow. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe she's like, that's a low budget bitch. Well, Miss Simone, I think we spoke of you, you know, credibly. So you should come on the show, get interviewed, give your insights, maybe around next Oscar season. If you think the drama deserves an award, because I think it was the best performance this year so far. But you know, we have a lot of movies to go. We have a lot of movies to go. Pyrofon's like 40, so I don't think she cares. Yeah, do we know her thoughts on Zendaya?

SPEAKER_01 43:02

Is she cool with Zendaya? I don't know. I I I I fear I fear what she might say. I fear what she might think. I I think she likes it. I think she likes maybe. Who doesn't like Zendaya? That is true. I feel like everybody likes Zendaya. I've never I've never seen somebody hate Zendaya.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

Sometimes people like to drag her acting skills, but I think she's showing range with her recent roles between challengers and the dramas.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Right.

SPEAKER_01 43:27

I mean, I feel like I feel like watching Zendaya and Euphoria, like the beat of sweat on her forehead during like the withdrawal scenes, like that deserves an Emmy nomination. Right? You would think she was really on crack. Right, exactly. She does it so well. Like we even saw, like, remember that viral video of that crackhead lady getting beat up and people thought it was Zendaya. Do you remember that? I do remember that. Because that looked like room.

SPEAKER_02 43:53

But either way, she was all cowered up. It was giving ruin the coordinate. I had to take in some fentanyl, she should have never took.

SPEAKER_01 43:59

Like, why? That video, I'm like, that's either Rue or Taylor Frankie Paul.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

Not Taylor Frankie Paul. Yeah, another great guest for Z Way in addition to Club Shadow.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

Oh god. Oh god. I think I've told you before, but if Z Way's gonna have Taylor Frankie Paul, and she better make sure those chairs they sit on are like bolted to the ground.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Oh, you know, she definitely needs a production team to check that first. She might get a chair launched at her.

unknown 44:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:24

Well, also you might get a great soundbite because I don't think Taylor knows what the Emancipation Proclamation is either. Well, in the and the words of Andy from Big Brother, you wouldn't like it. No, I I think she'd like it. I think she'd like it. I wouldn't go that far to her. I wouldn't go that far to her. That's true. Let me not be too mean to that lady. She's already got enough going on. Ryan, her bachelorette season will never see the light of day. And we and at least we can stay true to our word that we will never watch The Bachelor. Right. We almost we almost broke. We almost broke and we did it. We were ready. Taylor, Frankie Paul, you you had us to it. Well, then we were wrong. But then the claims have to ruin things per usual. Well, as he does. Poor Evertrue. Poor Evertrue. His life will be miserable. But you know, Evertrue's gonna be a star with a name like that. That is a hell of a name. I don't know. Will these Secret Lives and Mormon Wives kids be stars in 15 years? I wonder. I could see it. I could see it.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

I I think Macy's son is already a baseball star. Little League. Oh, that's iconic. That's iconic. Okay, Little League World Series. Yeah. Maybe one day, maybe one day he'll be in the majors. Not the me. I don't know why you say it like that. The majors. Oh, and you know about the Negro Leagues too.

SPEAKER_02 45:42

Let's make it clear I didn't say that. Well, I heard you were a fan of Jackie Robinson. I don't know. That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_01 45:50

Jackie Robinson's baseball, right? Yes, baby. Okay. Well, I I I said I'm not a sports person. Well, maybe with heated rivalry, maybe I'll become a hockey person. Who knows?

SPEAKER_02 46:00

Okay, hockey.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Maybe I'll start watching hockey.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

That angry ass sport. You know, maybe Club Charlemagne needs to be a sports fan. I think she was made for sports fandom, getting championships, running out looking at stats.

SPEAKER_01 46:12

That's the thing, is she needs to like, she either needs to become like a sports stan or she needs to start standing like musicians instead of actors because like it's it's way more fun to be a stand obsessed with the charts than anything.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

Maybe she likes just having it that being that one time of year where it's all the competition and resets annually, like a championship.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Music standom is kind of like forever, it's like endless. That's true. You gotta be. I mean, depending on who I mean, yeah, depending on who you're standing, you might have to be on on X.com fighting for your life every day.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

But no, I just feel like Simone, you will love the WNBA. Well, I don't know if you support women like that, so maybe the NBA. Tennis, it seems up your alley, you have to travel a lot with tennis. Yannick Center, Carlos Alcarez. You can get them Oscars.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

I think they're busy winning Grand Slams, but I don't know anything about tennis, but I do want to go to Wimbledon and like a cute little turtleneck like Ariana after cheating on my husband.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

Oh, we can eat the strawberries and cream. I mean, I want to go to Wimbledon too in general, so we'll go. We'll go. Okay, we're gonna have a moment. We're gonna have a moment. Right? Well, to wrap things up nicely and a bow, Club Chalamet. Reality, would you watch a Club Chalamet reality show? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_01 47:30

Like a day in the life show. The thing is, I feel like even if I didn't want to, we would end up covering on this podcast, so I would have to. So I feel like yes, I would watch it one way or another. But honestly, genuinely, I would be interested. I I know I know I I know I've had some criticisms of that lady, but like I would be interested. Okay, what about Club Chalamet dating show? Oh, watching her trying to find a man?

SPEAKER_03 47:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:55

I would only I would only be interested in that if she's gonna like lean into the gag into the bit, and it like all the guys are gonna be like 20-somethings and then what you're opening.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Okay. Club Chalamet's directorial debut. Would you go see it in theaters?

SPEAKER_01 48:12

I mean, that depends on what it is. My thing is I feel like she would want to make like a very Oscar bait movie, and that's like I'm not super into prestige films most of the time. Like, yeah, no, we're we're very campy over here. I want to be entertained, you know, like Okay, Peter Griffith. I'm saying there's no conflict in this movie. Somebody throw up hot. Like sometimes, yeah. Sometimes I'm sometimes I'll be watching a movie that like people are like, oh, this is like this is film. This is a film. Um and I'm just like a movie. Yeah, and I feel like um I feel like Peter, I do feel like Peter, or no, Brian Griffin in the theater with like that blind person, like nothing's happening, nothing's happening, something, something, nothing's happening. And I already got fired in that job the next day. But I also like I also I don't like to go like I don't like to go to the theaters to see a movie that's more than two and a half hours long. Well, I mean that's every movie nowadays. So I feel like most of them keep it just around the two-hour mark. Some of them go to two and a half hours. And but yeah, if I see like a movie that's like three hours long, I'm like, uh, I'm gonna wait for that to come to streaming.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

I know. Sitting through the avatar movies was like, ooh.

unknown 49:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

Like, damn, there's another hour to go. See, I've never watched an avatar movie. I'm strangely into that franchise. I know.

SPEAKER_01 49:31

Maybe some Charlemagne needs to stare one of the boys over there. I'll tell you, I've never watched one of those, but I I always feel so like out of the loop. I feel like whenever a new one comes out and like everyone's talking about, oh, I feel so uncultured.

SPEAKER_02 49:43

I mean, I feel like they kind of come and go, but I have a dedicated fan base. I feel like it makes a little noise. I definitely feel like the third one made less noise than the second one. Maybe because it was like as much of a gap. I thought people were like, oh my god, the avatar's back. Right. Because we had to wait a lot.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

People had to wait a long time for the second movie, and the third one came out like not too long after.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

Yeah, no, I think but it was like 2009, 2002, and then like 2000 2022. Yeah and then 22 to 25. So it was like. And I think the third one, it wasn't as easy to just like to jump into blindly. Like the second one, I kind of went in kind of blind. Like I saw the first movie years ago, but it kind of resets things. The third one, like you need to kind of have seen the second one.

SPEAKER_01 50:20

Right. You might like the third one, you might need to like even if you've seen the second one, you might need to do a little rewash before you go see it.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Yeah, I know. Build up a little anticipation. Speaking of movie franchises, potential clients for Club Chalamet, uh maybe Mason Gooding needs some TLC in his career. I know he's a little, he might be darker than your usual, Miss Simone, but take a chance on him.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

Well, and the thing is, I'm like, damn, you bended the knee you bended the knee to Israel, and you still, you still didn't get that career boost. Well, maybe he has a franchise around the corner. A Marvel movie? I guess maybe because they are they are making a sequel of that movie Hard Eyes, that slasher movie. That's getting a second movie. I don't even know what that is. Oh, well, he that that was that that was that movie that came out. I think I can't remember if it was last year of the year before. That that one with the val it was like a Valentine's Day slasher movie. Yeah, he was in that. And I guess that's getting a second one. So maybe he'll I mean he was in Scream 7, so maybe being the hot guy in slasher movies, that's his gig. I mean that that's a lane.

unknown 51:26

Right?

SPEAKER_01 51:27

I mean his dad is such a serious actor. It's like, oh yeah, usually it's the hot girl in slasher movies, so maybe he's maybe he's he's setting a new press, a new norm. Oh, he's breaking gender norms, like Harry Styles. Well, Harry Styler, Harry Styles, he's losing to the gender norms. He's getting his ass beat every time he tries.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

Right. And and I'm sure he's not gonna try to act again, so he can't be a club chalomet client. Right.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

Even though he has the wig for it, he has a little hair piece for it. Right. Well, and he I mean he must be he must be not his career must not buy dual mall Harry because now he's back to trying to appeal to the gays again.

SPEAKER_02 52:03

I feel I feel like he's going on tour and he seems to have that core fan base who will go see him wherever, like the Jonas brothers.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

So I mean, yeah, I feel like all the One Direction guys, like they they have like their loyal stands. Each of them does.

SPEAKER_02 52:17

Well, I don't know if Zayn has fans anymore after he beat Liam's ass, but I mean Louis's ass. Louis's R IP Liam.

SPEAKER_01 52:24

I mean, I feel like I feel like the Zayn Malik stands, they're pretty on board. I don't think they're gonna abandon him. I mean those stands are those stands are abused because he like he like abandons every project, every comeback, everything like that. He he he barely feeds them most of the time. Oh Zane. Right? He had the potential.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

Right. I feel like Niall had the most talent, but I bet people don't care about him.

SPEAKER_03 52:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:57

And then which one passed away?

SPEAKER_03 53:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:01

He had some cute little RB bops. They sounded generic as hell, but they were cute. Right then.

SPEAKER_01 53:08

Sometimes that's all we need is a little generic RB. Sometimes that's all we needed for the moment.

SPEAKER_02 53:12

Right? So it definitely gives like Jason DeRullo, Did I want this song? Do you want it? And he was like, Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

I love it. I'm like, you know what? What's fun? I love those posts detailing like songs that people like where artists turn down. Right. I love it so much. Because I I like to sit there and like try to imagine if I could like hear, if I like it's like, oh, Britney Spears turned this down. I'm like, can can I see Britney doing this song? Right.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

And then you you you hear the demos too, and you're like, oh, this actually came out. My favorite is that they wanted TLC or something to do Slave for You by Britney. They're like, we're not singing we're slaves for somebody. And they were just like, oh. Well you eat it. And I guess Britney was like, you know. You want to change the lyrics to that during karaoke, but we're not gonna go into specific. And you know what? Club Chalomet, if you see this, come do karaoke with us. And if you're listening to this, you have recommendations for episodes, thoughts, what you want to hear or see from us next, let us know. Leave a comment on social media. Send us a DM. But more importantly, please rate and review. Subscribe so we are at the top of your feeds. If you're listening, wherever you are, subscribe. If you're on YouTube, please subscribe. And thank you for watching on YouTube and enjoying our lovely faces.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

Yes, absolutely. And if and if you have a lovely face, if you're a male age 18 to 25-ish and you have curly hair and you look possibly gay, but you're straight, you should DM Simone. She might be able to do something for you.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

Right, but but send some reels in with the DMs because I think she likes, you know, acting talent. Oh yeah, no. She needs to see you in a in a high-tier picture. Oh, yeah, no, she's not running no brothel. It's a serious operation. I mean, I don't know. Maybe she has like one Sean Cody boy in the back. She's better known, but saying a Maddie Perez internet pent now. Don't do that. It's not a right, it's not a Ryan Murphy or a Tyler Perry production either. No. But John is a wonderful rest.

SPEAKER_01 55:05

Y'all have a wonderful rest of your week. Thank you for thank you for listening to this episode. This has been a fun one. Um, and tune in next time because we are going to be covering Married to Medicine season two. We're gonna be continuing that series. And we have Dr.

SPEAKER_02 55:18

Heavenly joining us. No, we don't. Oh Dr. Heavenly.

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Dr.

SPEAKER_01 55:22

Heavenly, that woman. I would love if we did get Dr. Heavenly to join us. Oh, I would love to talk to Heavenly. I need to that that's one any anyone I see that with the name Heavenly, I'm like, I need to talk to this person.

SPEAKER_02 55:37

And if you are in Georgia, please vote for Dr. Heavenly for Congress. Do do your research before you vote, please. But yes, maybe vote for me. Yeah, I shouldn't just be endorsing bitches, but you know, I like Heavenly. It's not a paid ad. But do your research, but I feel like, I don't know. If you want somebody representing you, I feel like I know Dr. Hefley's gonna go up there to the to the city, to the state capital, and talk her about her demands for her constituents. I know that. But yeah, understand her her claims, what she supports, what she's going for, but I'd like to have her representing me down at the state.

SPEAKER_01 56:13

I don't know about you, but um I I I I I think I want Quad representing me.

SPEAKER_02 56:22

That's my you know, I think Quad would eat the debate. She would definitely get some attention at the debate. But um I think I don't know, quad or gavinuesum. Quad. And on that note, please follow us at honor real no pilot on all socials. And Gavanu. Thank you. And follow at Noah for Congress 2032.