Episode #5 A Lil Music Talk

For this episode, we could've talked so much more and it could've been so much longer, but we want to keep your attention so we had to limit ourselves! Join us this week as we talk about our love for music and so much more, including Josh wanting to learn guitar, Angel getting the wrong bands mixed up, Randy Newman, Randy Travis in Hey Arnold and even some singing for you guys. What is your favorite genre of music?!

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SPEAKER_02 0:16

We're fucking back, dude.

SPEAKER_04 0:19

You guys have no idea how funny it is to see Josh get all nervous and short before we actually start talking and recording. We're back. We're back, Royal Street Sessions. You heard that right. You heard that intro. That is us. So we sound like an electric guitar. I did that on purpose. Yeah, it's pretty sick. You like the alien Tams though?

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Yeah. I'm coming down from that high. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 0:46

It's hard not to crack out.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

My heart rate doubled. But I get it. I get it. It's like we're like, oh shit. TV, like, you know, about it.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

I felt like the light, yeah, the lights came on. Like click. Trying to bring the energy more. I was listening to our other episodes. I feel like a dickhead. Just trying to fucking. I'm getting I'm in here.

SPEAKER_04 1:06

Well, you shouldn't feel like a dickhead. We're doing it. You shouldn't feel like a dickhead. But I there are times still. There are times though. I get it. Like I heard myself. I'm like, oh shit, man. I feel like it. I need to wake up. I need to I know, right? Something.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

I listen and I go, hey, snap out of it. Oh, we're good. We're here now. I'm fucking fired up on this one.

SPEAKER_04 1:29

Talking about music, right? Yep. That's uh gonna are we trying to do topics, right? Every episode, right? That's what we're going for now.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

Yeah. Topics on every up, music on this one. I think we're gonna talk a little bit about weed. That's fun. Oh, yeah. All right. Dogs are in here, we got ladies in here. It's a fucking party. It's time to go, dude. This is gonna be the high energy episode that people have been waiting on. We got that podcast. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

All right. We got that podcast intro button now.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Yeah, that's sick. We gonna play it again just for fun. We're coming on up. We're coming on up. My heart is, I mean, I have a full adrenaline dump. Like sweating. I had tunnel vision for a second. It's full panic.

SPEAKER_04 2:10

Dude, I get all the I get that all the time, especially at concerts. And like tunnel vision? No, not tunnel vision, the whole what everything you said before that.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

Yeah, just panic setting in. I get that way. Yeah, concerts are terrifying, especially if you're in like the crowd and you're like shoulder to shoulder with people that are having way more fun than you. If we have Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 2:29

If we have to be at those, we'll be at those. But for the most part, we like to like we like to be in the back.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:36

Away from the like the crowd, or we're still jamming out like crazy.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

Yeah, we went to a music festival with me and my buddies in Chicago like five years ago. Damn, that was a while ago. Like four or five years ago.

SPEAKER_04 2:46

It's crazy, right? Every time you think like memories, you're like, shit, it was like five, six years ago.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

It was 2021. But uh, yeah, my boy Casey, he's all for it. I don't know if he still does, but he was all in the mosh pits at all the shows and everything, and I was back row on all of them. I was there's no way I'm getting in there. Yeah, it didn't I did on one because I was drunk, but the rest of the the rest of the shows for like the last three days, I was standing in the back bobbing my head.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

I think for me it depends on how big or how chill the m the mosh pitch is.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:14

Like I can't do the full-on, straight up flicking. I say flicking, like throwing your arms around, kicking everywhere. Yeah, but like if you're just like quick little jump and push, just bumping into each other, little bumper cars, yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

I've only moshed one time ever. That'd be cool. And it was to a band named Joyce Manor. Okay. Shout out Joyce Manor, very fun band. Okay, Joyce Manor. I want to say I might be doing them wrong, but like a little pop punk band. But they opened up Riot Fest in Chicago 2021 on the Thursday pre-show. I got drunk, and then at the end of the concert, we were in there, and then they they covered Helena by My Chemical Romance. Yeah. I got fired up. I got fired up, started jumping around. What were we talking about before? Why did I bring up Joyce Manor? We're just talking about music. Mosh Pitt, no, we're talking about Mosh Pitt. Yeah, music and mosh pitting. That's what it was. Yeah. Okay, we're back. I'm in it. I'm in it. We had to take a little, we're good.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

For those who don't know, we had technical difficulties. If you can't tell by Josh's panicking. I ruined it. What's going on over there, baby?

SPEAKER_02 4:18

We good? Dogs freaking you out? I think you're giving him anxiety. There's just a lot going on right now. And I think everything's gonna be good. We're good. Okay. They're playing. Dogs play. That's alright. Dogs play. And we're back.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

Dogs play?

SPEAKER_02 4:34

Dogs play. What? Yeah, they're having fun.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

Do they play music? Do you think do you think they jam along with you? Like when you guys are jamming? I think dogs like certain kind of music. I bet. But do you get what I'm saying? Like, do you think they think they like subconsciously?

SPEAKER_02 4:50

Do you know how people like it?

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

Yeah, could you know how they say sometimes your dog is you?

SPEAKER_02 4:59

I think, yeah, I think dogs just want you to be pumped up, so anything that gets you pumped up probably pumps them up. Yeah. So if you're listening to something getting into it, and they're they're probably like, fuck yeah, dude, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

Like, I'm sure we could totally mosh pit with our pit bull. Yeah, I moshpit up. She'd kick our ass.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Hank and I, what do we call it, babes? Rough and tumble play. What do they call that? What was that in? What? I'm asking off fucking mic questions already. I'm so bad at this, dude. They called it rough and tumble play. Oh, it was a little Instagram short we watched or something about mothers or fathers and sons playing, but they called it rough and tumble play because they were British. And I thought it was funny. So now I call me and Hank's Roughhousing Rough and Tumble Play.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

Yeah, it's kind of the same thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Yeah, that's what it is. That's what I'm saying. You guys both uh I beat the fuck out of that dog, not in like a mean way, sometimes in a mean way, but mostly like in a playful way. We wrestle hard.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

Our dog has our dog is a straight muscle. Yeah, she's a beast. So and that bitch is thick. I was about to say, and she doesn't know her spatial awareness whatsoever. Oh my god. What did I did I talk about? I don't know if I talked about it. Uh we're trying to grill one day and she was just and I grill on the porch and I bring a fan so the smoke doesn't stay under there so we can hang out under there. But anyways, she was just in the way and bumped the grill down the stairs. Oh shit. Knocked it down, knocked it down, charcoal everywhere. What were you grilling? Uh I think we were just making their burgers. Okay, good. Jalapeno cheeseburgers. There was nothing in it yet, though. It wasn't lit. None of it wasn't lit. She just fucked up the fire. It wasn't even lit. No. Oh, okay. But she got I was ready to light it. Yeah. I was ready. She wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

She said none of that. It's probably, she probably saved her life. Dogs are good like that.

SPEAKER_04 6:47

Her muscle was just like bam. She couldn't feel it. Yeah. I think it was her side. Damn. Just bumped into it. She just turned around and all she did was turn around. Yeah. That shows you how big our porches are.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

Yeah, no, dogs are spazzes. They suck. Um no, but I really do wonder, like sometimes, like, do you know when they hear your music and they see you like especially when you're working out, you know?

SPEAKER_02 7:14

True. Dogs, yeah, dogs. Because you work out your vibes. You work out a lot. Change people's lives. You suck, dude. You know, you do that.

SPEAKER_04 7:24

And you do that. I'm gonna do that every single time.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

Dogs are uh dogs just live off vibes. So I think if the vibes are good via music, they like that music. That makes sense? Yeah. That's what I think. Yeah. I don't uh I don't play music around the dogs a ton, though. I don't play it in the house a lot. Every now and then I do. But I doubt that they have like uh an actual reaction to it because they're not like I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I'm real bad at that.

SPEAKER_04 7:52

Our dog's deaf.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

That changes everything. She doesn't like music. She's fucking deaf.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

She's uh it's a pointless conversation. No, it's not. She does like chasing lights though. There you go. And I guess to cover her not listening.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Yeah, she probably likes the vibrations. She probably got daredevil hearing and just deaf vibrations, depth of vibrations.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

You have to our house, our style house. You know, you can feel the kicks and everything. So that is one we we get her attention.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

Or our Nerf gun.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

What a bomb to drop two minutes into a do dogs like music question. My dog's deaf. Hey, that doesn't mean she fully deaf.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

Yeah, actually. So apparently her mommy sat on her as a puppy on her head. On her head. Like for real? Like that's why she's going on eight years, right? Oh my god. She's gonna be nine this year. Holy shit. Yeah. And her mom's seven. When I first got together with Brie, I was like, you know, she's deaf, right? She's like, no, no, she's deaf. I was like, you're I was like, you're in denial. I was like, she's deaf.

unknown 9:02

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

And then she finally realized and understood. Like, that makes a lot of sense now.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

That's sad. My friend Paul had a blind cat and he said it just sprinted into the wall all the time. And that fucking kills me still, thinking about it.

SPEAKER_04 9:15

That's so funny. Our dog literally will run and back and forth chasing shadows.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Like a cat.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

Yes. Especially with a laser. You should see her when we when we mess with her with our laser.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

Really? That's so cute.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

She'll try to bite it and try to eat at it. That's fun. It's pretty cute. You're right. I don't know how this got, I don't know how we got to that. Oh, you're talking about dogs like music. That's good. Oh yeah, and Ars being deaf.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

Yeah, that's hilarious. Not that she's deaf, but wait, so it fucked her ears up. Her mom sat on her? Yeah. On her head? Yeah. And crushed her ears. Yes. Damn, that sucks, dude.

SPEAKER_04 9:51

At least crushed her or whatever. What do you call that?

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Eardrum.

SPEAKER_04 9:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:55

Do dogs have the same ears as us? No. I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. Music. What kind of music do you like? You said in English earlier when we were talking about do you listen to mostly Mexican music?

SPEAKER_04 10:09

I at what point did I say any of that?

SPEAKER_02 10:15

When we were talking before, I swear you said I only found a couple guys in English that I like. Rap. You like Mexican rap.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

So the rap Angel's a big Mexican rap guy.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

I don't even know. I can't even name you one right now.

SPEAKER_02 10:30

SPM?

unknown 10:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

That Mexican OT?

SPEAKER_04 10:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

Come on.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know we were going that route. The Texas rappers. Shut up. Uh I think I was talking about the rappers of today. Yeah, yeah. You don't fuck with the right. It's hard to find good rappers of today. And the ones I said that I did like was Connor. One of them was a huge one, is Connor Price.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

Oh, he's a rapper.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

So he's a rapper. He's a family friendly rapper. But when you listen to his music and you listen to the bars and all the everything he says, you're like, holy crap. I could totally jam Okay. Jamie.

SPEAKER_02 11:12

You say family-friendly, he doesn't cuss. Like NF?

SPEAKER_04 11:15

He doesn't cuss at all.

SPEAKER_02 11:16

You know NF?

SPEAKER_04 11:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

Yeah, he's fun.

SPEAKER_04 11:18

Is he family?

SPEAKER_02 11:20

I mean, he doesn't cuss, yeah. He's like a clean rapper. Or at least he used to be. I think he still is. He's very angry and sad, but this guy Connor Price was an act.

SPEAKER_04 11:30

He grew up as an actor.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_04 11:31

So he he was in a bunch of shit. Like, I feel like I've heard the name.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Was he popular?

SPEAKER_04 11:36

He's he's still kind of he I'm pretty sure people still use his songs on TikTok, Trendsetter.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:43

Trendsetter's a big one. Um Connor Price. Up with uh Forrest Frank. This guy is uh uh I was done with no um oh yeah he is cute.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

He's a little guy.

SPEAKER_04 11:58

Well Twink boy, he is a little guy. We saw him live Canadian, Canadian, yes. Wow he's married to uh Vietnamese.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Yep, there she is with fake lips.

SPEAKER_04 12:08

And his little boy, his little boy and his little girl got a got the mom's eyes, cute the little got the little Chinese eyes, Vietnamese, Vietnamese. That's fun. So he uh so yeah, Connor Price is really good. Forrest Frank is a huge one that I'm listening to right now, and Forrest Frank, I think I told you about it, and yeah and you brought it up once after about the rodeo. Yeah, the rodeo. Uh but he's huge that we've been listening to that we're kind of stuck on.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Now we're kinda we're not kind of stuck on it. We just love we just love it.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

I feel like I listen to just so much different shit, and I don't really stick to one thing very very long at all. Yeah, I just kind of bounce around, it's very indicative of my personality. I'm just very everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

Yeah, I mean I'll jump like rap, the rap part is harder now. I say harder. I always play the white rappers now. That's the best way to put it, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

You like white guys? Like it's you like white guys more than black guys. It's hard to get that.

SPEAKER_04 13:18

It's harder to listen to like like uh Dr. Young. What?

SPEAKER_02 13:23

Oh he's a who?

SPEAKER_04 13:27

I'm trying to think of the rap the the dudes, the rappers now, like uh Young Dolph or Young.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

Oh, you're talking about like just the popular ones? Yeah, I think Young Dolph might be dead. They all die, is the problem. He's is he one of the dead ones? I don't I don't know. I think Young Dolph is dead. Uh I know a lot of them have died. Juice World was big for a while. Juice World was huge, but he was good. He was great. Nipsey Hustle. Nipsey was great, got shot. He was good too, though. XX, uh Triple X. He had his he got killed. Um Lil Peep died. That was like his annex over there.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

I didn't like uh rest in peace to him, but I didn't like him. I didn't like his music.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

It was very like sad boys annex music.

SPEAKER_04 14:06

Very too sad.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

Yeah, very he's the one with like a really deep voice, I think. He's got like a he's got a cool sound to him. Uh yeah. There's some good ones out there. I couldn't he's dead. Dead, never mind. Assassination. That's a cool way to put murder, just an assassination. Murder. Yeah, that's a bummer. They all just die. It's a crazy world. I mean, it's a crazy world.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

That's unfortunately true, but you know, it's watch what the people you hang with, you know, that's what they say.

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Yeah. Do you know about like the drill rap community in Chicago and all that?

SPEAKER_04 14:44

The what?

SPEAKER_02 14:45

The drill rap.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Drill?

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Yeah, it's called drill rap. Like the dudes that are just screaming in a microphone being like, I fucking killed Lil Toozy over there.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

And then they yeah, they get arrested sometimes. They're like, You said it. And then they go, no, and then they die because they're it's just a it's a gang war, but they put it on rap. It's crazy. They all like they all die. Oh, no. But they're just beef. It's literally gang beef, but like on they lay it on the track. And then and then get killed. Yeah. It's pretty fucking crazy. There's like many documentaries on it on YouTube. It's fucking brutal, dude. That's a crazy life. But you know, O Block. Fuck you gonna do? Okay. Anyways, I don't really listen to that stuff much, but it's cool to hear about it, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

Not cool, that's a bummer, but John Bellion, I brought him up a bunch of times. Or our I will continue to. Um, he has his own shit, but he makes a lot of shit for a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

Is he so he's a producer too?

SPEAKER_04 15:38

He's a producer, composer, everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

Like what's he look like? Piano player. He's Italian. Handsome boy? I think so.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

I saw the cover art for that one song we were talking about, and he looked it was like uh like an animated version of him, but he he looked like a cute boy. Oh yeah. Yeah, he's Italian. Yeah, that's Italiano.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

Italiano.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Full blown. Babe, take a look at that. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Thumbs down, that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

Yeah. He's not full American.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Think of that. That's why I never gave a thumbs down. That's hilarious. No deal. Um, yeah, no, I listened to some of them. He was good. Um you listen to country music at all?

SPEAKER_04 16:27

So the ones that I okay, so no. Okay. Yes to no. Okay. Mainly no, though. The ones what's the yes? The yes are the ones featuring.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

Oh, like John Bailey and Luke Combs.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

Bing bingo on that one.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

But for the most part, uh I think I'm I might have liked, I think I like one post Malone's long after he went to country.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

Yeah, yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_04 16:51

You don't you don't fuck with any old country or nothing? So, I mean, I'll listen to them and I've been and I'll jam them if they come on, but I don't like Okay. Like, no, I do not.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

I'll seek it out.

SPEAKER_04 17:02

I don't seek it out, no. Yeah. Um, I'll listen to like uh Christian Okay. Do you listen to those guys I sent you? I think Brandon Lake is one of them.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

No Brandon Lake. Do you listen to the guys I sent you, the Red Clay Strays? Oh shit. No, I'm sorry. Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

I don't know if they're technically a Christian band, but they're pretty heavily religious. But they're great. They're so good.

SPEAKER_04 17:25

I looked it up too. I just never played a song.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

No, they're good. You should check them out. Red Red Clay Strays. Red Clay Strays. Yeah. No, they're great. I've been big on them lately. Um, no, country's great. I love country.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

I'll always go and then I'll always go back to the old I mean Blake 182 is my favorite band ever. Okay. So like there's nothing of them that I'll I mean, I'll always play their shit. Yeah. Doesn't matter how they putting out new shit? I mean, it's been a minute, but yeah, they did for a while. Um but yeah, they did. They have.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

I think we were we were in Austin at the same time seeing them. We weren't at the X Games Before Amber and I were even together. I was there with some friends.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

At the X Games?

SPEAKER_02 18:08

Remember X Games in Austin, we saw Blink 182. That was X Games? Wasn't it? Yeah, that was X Games like 2016. Oh shit. Yeah, it was like 20.

SPEAKER_04 18:21

I had already worked there and then moved back to Rosenberg and then me and a couple like me and a bunch of buddies and okay, so having having this little brain bullshit when it comes to memories, I have to keep repeating it to myself, and then it'll come to me like now I'm like my god, holy shit. I do remember the half pipe and everything, yeah, being behind them and everything. That's fun. Uh but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

Blink 182 released their last album in 2023.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

Thank you, AI.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

It's better than AI. She's real. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

She's real. She's real to you. You said when? I missed the whole thing. 2022? Yeah, my bad.

SPEAKER_04 19:07

2020.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

I was thinking about it. 2023.

SPEAKER_04 19:11

But they were they they separated for a while. There was some tension for a minute. Um I know Tom's big into aliens. And then he's the one that gave them the information. He's the one that he's the one that has literally given the government he's got the uh project guides and shit on where to look.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

Project something. He's got like a whole foundation. To the stars, yeah, to the stars academy. That's what it's like.

SPEAKER_04 19:34

To the Stars Galaxy, yeah, to the stars. He's got books, he's got yeah, dude. Go for that guy. He was in the news, like, mm-hmm, because the cops got the news from him, or whoever got the news of the aliens from him.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Yeah. Who are the other members? Who's the singer?

SPEAKER_04 19:52

Uh so it's it's Mark Tom and Travis. Mark Hoppis.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Mark Hoppus, that's what it is. Mark Hoppy knows Travis Barker. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

Mark Hoppus. So not I mean, not only is he a badass drummer, but he has his like line of clothes, he has his line of uh uh drums, and then he's married to Kendall Jenner, I think.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Yeah, no? Kylie. Kylie? Nope, Chloe.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

Chloe.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

Holy shit, Courtney? Courtney? Wow, the last guest. That's fucking crazy. Courtney Kardashian.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

I knew it was a Kardashian. I knew it was a Kardashian. I just didn't know which one, clearly.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

We did a job for fuck, I'm gonna mess it up now. It was Chloe's Remember Tristan Thompson, right? That's Chloe's baby daddy.

SPEAKER_04 20:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Khloe Kardashian's former baby daddy, number one overall pick for the Cleveland Cavaliers, Tristan Thompson.

SPEAKER_04 20:41

Okay. I did not know that.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

So Tristan Thompson's other baby mama lives around here, and we did a job at her house. Oh, okay. That's cool, huh? Yeah, that's dope. She's Eskimo sisters with Khloe Kardashian.

unknown 20:54

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

That's pretty cool. She looked like someone that would marry an NBA star. That was rude. That was bad. She had a big old fake butt, is what I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_04 21:04

But I was like, what? You profiling her?

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Profiling her butt? Mostly.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Their face a little bit. That's a BBL. That's fake. It was for sure a BBL. You can tell when they're fake. I think it's my only in-person BBL that I've seen, and I I've gotta say, not a fan. Didn't like it.

SPEAKER_04 21:23

I'm a fan of a real butt. Definitely. Definitely. Don't say her name.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

A lot of women with BBLs look like popsicle sticks with just like a big grape on top. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:35

That's coming to you from a girl with a real ass. We like to check them out. She she lets me uh check them out together with her.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

That's a fake one. It doesn't jiggle. Yeah, you gotta look for the jiggle. You can totally tell that was they can totally tell that one's fake.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

Yeah. The kids would say the jiggle physics are turned off. Stupid. All right. Um Um, what else we got going on? Mark Hoppas, Travis Barker has clothes. That's what you were saying. Famous, famous, and it's still brown around, too.

SPEAKER_04 22:08

Famous stars and straps. Doesn't he not wear a shirt on stage? Yeah, that's that's his thing. The irony. That's his thing. The tat just the tats. He's so tatted though. She got she I remember one, I forgot. I think the last show in 2024, she fell in love with him. For real? Well, I mean I was already in love with him.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

Well, okay. And then it just got closer. Just made it more.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

There you go. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 22:35

How close were you?

SPEAKER_04 22:36

Well, like it's it it's it's not the fact that like we were close, it was uh the big the jumbotron. Uh they're huge. Yeah, yeah. And we're at a balcony seats. So you had a good look at him. She got major good looks. That's what's up. We still have the penis.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

He's a hot boy. He almost died in like a plane crash.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Yeah, he was, yeah, I forget. He got fucked up. Yeah, you got he had to recover for a long time.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

Yeah, he's got like crazy skin grafts on like I think like 40% of the body.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

I think he started also, uh, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. No, you good. I think he started a a uh uh a clothing line for uh not clothing line, he started running and he started uh a group, I forget what it's called.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Like a running group?

SPEAKER_04 23:16

Yeah, like jogging running, you mean? Yeah, okay. Yeah, really? Like for marathon, like training for marathons, like a programmer. Really? He made something. I forgot what he did. That's cool. Because you know, he couldn't walk for a long time. Yeah, his feet are as moneymakers, so he started running. Yeah. Like after physical therapy, okay, and just continued and and now like uh it runs like I don't know how much he like runs the group or whatever, but he started a whole like that's cool, like a clan.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Yeah, clan. That sounds good. Clan's tough, but yeah, they kind of stole that word from us, but yeah, I get what you're going for. Yeah, he's a runner like you. I'm not like changed people's lives. No my gosh. Killing me.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

They do 5K's in Los Angeles and New York.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Nice for fun, right?

SPEAKER_00 24:08

And yes, and it is called the Run Travis um running club.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

Little narcissistic, but that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 24:15

Good for him. Yeah, see, but see what I'm saying? Like he's but but he's been going non-stop. Like uh, I mean, he made music with DJ AM, uh rest in peace to him too. Like they just it was just a collaboration where you know DJ made his own little mixes and then Travis played along to it.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Nice. He did some music with uh fuck I remember like way back in the day. I remember hearing Travis Barker, was it on Corn? He did an album like with Corn or something. I could be wrong. Skrillex? Ooh, Skrillex. I think Skrillex. He did something with Skrillex.

SPEAKER_04 24:46

Skrillex for sure is one of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

I remember listening to that back in the day, like like high school back in the day.

SPEAKER_04 24:52

I don't remember about the other band though.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

You like corn?

SPEAKER_04 24:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Yeah, they're fun.

SPEAKER_04 24:57

I could see him like stepping in. Yeah. But yeah, it looks like he did play with corn.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

I think so. Uh in 2018 he was with corn.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

It's perfect. That's exactly what I was thinking. 2018? Right after high school. Well, I guess that's four years after high school. But I can get it. That's the same thing. Same thing. Right after. I'm still right out of high school.

SPEAKER_04 25:16

Yeah, totally. We all are.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

Blink 182 is your favorite.

SPEAKER_04 25:25

Literally, I was born six months after they were created. Damn. After they're that old created themselves, yes. Holy shit. I think they started in June 1992.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

What? Blink 182 has been around for like 35 years.

SPEAKER_04 25:38

I'm 33.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04 25:42

No, yeah, they've been around for a long time. They've been around for a long time. Um so I thought it was very very huge whenever they separated. When did they separate? Um, we're gonna have to find that out soon. Coming up.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

But it was like a while ago.

SPEAKER_04 25:59

Yeah, long while you were a kid. No, I was still in high school, I think. Or I was after high school.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

Oh, so you were an adult and your favorite band broke up. Oh yeah. That's a killer. It was huge. It was a huge bummer. That sucks.

SPEAKER_04 26:12

Sorry, I'm sorry you had to go through that. Link 182, what?

SPEAKER_00 26:17

It looks like they split in 2025 uh sorry, 2005 and uh uh DeLong parted in two 2015 and they reunited in 2022.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

So you might be the DeLong one might be where you remember.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

2015 one, yeah. Because I think the I think the first one was with the first uh first drummer.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

That sounds Scott Rayner or whatever.

unknown 26:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:41

Uh what else were we talking about?

SPEAKER_02 26:43

So Bling One Aids, who's your favorite band? So I I don't think I have a favorite band, but do you have like a top five? Like you have like bands you like, like specifically.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Name some more. I want to hear about them.

SPEAKER_04 26:56

A day to remember.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

Okay, we just saw them.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

I love them.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

You were there too.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Oh yeah, we were at the same show. Yeah. We were literally at the same show. Did you like the show? Oh yeah. That dude, Jeremy, the the the guy, the main singer, main He's like, What the fuck? Like, what am I doing? He goes, like, I'm in Texas, he's talking a bunch of shit.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Yeah, he got a he got a little pissy at the crowd. He's like, What are you guys doing? Like, like well, he got pissy because he introduced his drummer or his bassist or someone. And I mean, you just it's a kind of a you have to know your crowd. Right. He's in Houston, and he was like, He's from Dallas, and thinking that would get a cheer, but like, know your regions. So he got booed, and the guy was like, What the fuck? He's from Texas, and everyone's like, I mean, everyone's fucking like jerk, like you know, fucking around. They weren't mad at him, right? But then him getting all pissy, everyone was kind of like, all right, well, I guess we'll double down a little bit. Fuck that guy. I was like, Yeah, I was like, he's got a little egotistical. Yeah, he did get a little shitty on stage, but continued to put on a great show. He's great. That's the first time. I never really fucked with him too much. I know Amber loves them. So I would listen to him every now and then, but seeing them live, they were good.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Yeah, they're definitely a band I listened to since fucking high school. Um, another one shoe Silverstein. I don't know if you know who they are. I don't even think I've heard of that band. Silverstein. I've German? Is it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Silversteen. Oh yeah, you're right. Jewish drink or something like that. I don't know. Jewish like that.

SPEAKER_04 28:19

There's a couple songs, a couple songs I can play on the guitar, acoustic guitar. It's really cool. I don't talk about Jewish.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Try Canadian.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

What? Canadian, eh?

SPEAKER_02 28:27

Canadian Jewish?

SPEAKER_00 28:29

It just says Canadian from Burlington, Ontario. Formed in 2000.

unknown 28:34

Huh.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Silverstein. Hell yeah. Alright. Canadian. Oh, alright. What are we talking about? Oh, I've said something. Oh, the acoustic guitar. I'm gonna learn how to play that. I'm putting it on wax. I'm doing it. I'm telling you. I dare you. I dare you to learn. I dare you to lose. You don't have to, I'm doing it.

SPEAKER_04 28:54

I dare you to learn a song.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

I'm gonna I'm gonna do something and I'll play it on here. Right now. I was fucking around before y'all got here. I was just in here with my foot kicked up exactly where Bria's sitting, just strumming. I don't even know what I was doing. I was playing with it like a toy. But I I want to learn it.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

Did you do the smoke on the smoke on the phone?

SPEAKER_02 29:10

No, I forgot how to do that already. But thank you for teaching me that. Please teach me that again. Because that was fun. For the two days I did semi-remember it, I was I was playing around with that.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

There are a lot of times where I will watch, I say a lot of times. I go, I've been going on hiatuses with my guitar. And there'll be times I'll pick it up, I'll play it for like three weeks, and then I'll put it back down again for months.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

You blew my mind when you showed me to play guitar.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

Now talking about it right now, I'd be like, okay, now I want to restring it.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:41

Play it.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

It's crazy because you want to play guitar. Yeah. You have to have an amp though?

SPEAKER_04 29:50

Oh yeah, of course. I mean, if you want the full effect. Yeah, yeah. But they're easier to learn on, you don't have to press down as hard.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

Oh, okay. Why is that? Tighter strings?

SPEAKER_04 29:59

It's just as um it's just the way the guitar's made.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

It looks like the distance from the string to the is that the fret or the neck? The fretboard. The fretboard? Yeah. It looks like it's more on the acoustic guitar, like it's a further gap.

SPEAKER_04 30:13

Uh so I mean, I think it's all the same. Alright, never mind. And I think it all depends on the the guitar. Yeah. I I see it more on the electric.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Well, it's all about where you're sitting, I guess. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I'm gonna learn it though. I was playing around with it, and I was like, damn, it'd be really cool just to actually be able to go in the kitchen and just serenade Amber. That'd be so funny.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

I want it tight. That'd be you should record it and put it put on the Instagram. I I want to hear that guitar with new strings. Which one? The acoustic? That ventura one, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Let me play a little something.

SPEAKER_04 30:48

No, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

I was strumming and going, damn, that sounds kind of good, dude. Imagine if I knew what I was doing. And then I tried like holding down some strings and talking about it.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

That's a good feeling. It's a good feeling knowing some songs.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

Should I just YouTube lessons? I tried, oh yeah. Just YouTube it, of course. Yeah, it's so sick.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

Verdict. The strings are higher or farther away from the neck on an acoustic.

SPEAKER_02 31:13

Let's fucking go, dude. I knew my eyes weren't deceiving me. I'm looking at it.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

Oh, okay. I heard you wrong then. I thought you meant like the spacing between the frets. That is what I meant.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Is that not what you said?

SPEAKER_04 31:24

Fuck. Yeah. Oh. No, I'm talking. She's talking about the the strings and the board.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

Yeah, yeah. That's what I was talking about. The distance between them.

SPEAKER_04 31:32

I'm thinking the frets, like the inches.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

Oh, I got you. No, no, no. I was talking about the string to the fretboard or whatever, the neck. Yes. It looks like it's further away, like you'd have to push it harder in order for it to touch. That's what I meant. Okay, yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah, I see what you're looking at now. You're talking about the actual gaps. Right? Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at the actual like frets. I'm glad we got there. Yeah. I love resolving issues. That's good. That's a good thing too. You mentioned the Instagram. I'm going to fire the Instagram up. I'm going to be popping on there, dude. I've been looking for a reason to re-download Instagram.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

I want, I want to do this right, man.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

We're going to do it. I want to do this right. I'm going to be on there. I'm going to post stories every day. It's going to be me fucking taking a shit, talking in the camera or something.

SPEAKER_04 32:14

I need you to okay. Maybe not. Well, it's fart into your phone. I need you to fart. Give us some talk about the fart jokes. All right, people here go. I want to hear my farts, man. This is Josh here in the bathroom. You can call me Josh, what the fuck. We could have a whole fart back then.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

Be surprised. They don't come as easy as you'd think. It's surprising how well you nailed that one. That one I showed you, that's exactly what that was.

SPEAKER_04 32:49

I will write this as my mic now.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

I need to I'm dead serious. If you played that next to that 16-second fart that I showed you, you might be on the money. That's exactly how it sounded and felt. It was dead on. I I do have to post that part eventually. That thing is insane. We need to make some joke about it. I'll play, I'll play it sometime on here. I can't do it right now. What's up with the skits, man? You're making me nervous saying stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

Not an actor. I'm not either, but I can turn on. Yeah? I can turn on it on if I have to. Let's do a scene. The girls are in here. We can't.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

We have to. Just you and me right now. Like we're reading a script. Let's do it. Alright, I'm gonna, I just got cancer. And you you just found out, and you're like, damn, that's a bummer. But hold on, let me think of a good scenario.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

I start playing the tiniest violin in the world from Mr. Krabs. Music. A callback.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

That's good. Skits make me nervous. I feel goofy.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

I could see I can I could just see it just editing and just seeing how terrifying awkward you you can be.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

Yeah, it's awful. It's so scary. Trying to act.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

I don't know. I say skits like openly, but I really have no idea when I like when I say it. Yeah. I'm just thinking of ways to grow as content creators because you know that's kind of the point of this. Kind of the point of this.

SPEAKER_02 34:25

No, I get what you're saying. It's more than a good thing.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

We can make money eventually if we do this right. True. You know, that's it. That's the thing now. Like kids, instead of saying, I want to be a doctor, I want to be a instead of like, I want to be a firefighter, I want to be a content creator. The dumb kids, yeah. I want to I wanna grow. They can do it. My wiener and me.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

Or like a uh a streamer. You can grow my wiener when I grow up. Grow my wiener? What the fuck does that mean?

SPEAKER_04 34:56

Shout out, Blue Chew. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

You've been on that Bluetooth, dude. What the fuck? You love Blue Chew. What is with your obsession of Bluetooth? Yeah, kids know. If I know anything, it's kids love growing their wieners.

SPEAKER_04 35:15

I saw the uh the friends keep secrets with Nick Kroll.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

Oh, they had Nick Kroll on? Yeah. He's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 35:22

And it's funny because they asked him a question about like, would you rather would you want to have Big Mouth as like a real setting? Or like real using real people, or would you rather keep it animated like you did? And his answer is like, yeah, because you totally want to see little kids growing up jerking off.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

I never watched Big Mouth. I saw like two episodes of it.

SPEAKER_04 35:46

I I think I started it, but I didn't like finish it.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:50

But yeah, it's basically like little kids, it's about kids growing up, little elementary kids and shit. There's a really old adult voice actors, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

I think there's a Key and Peel skit, or maybe he had his own Comedy Central show, but him and um Jordan Peel did a sketch called Ref Jeff, and it was about high school girls' basketball, and Nick Crow played one of the a referee with Jordan Peel. Dude, it's one of my favorite skits of all time. He's got like this weird big fake ass in, and he does like that like that weird Lordosis type of like run with his ass poking out, and he's got like a crush on one of the girls. It's so fucking funny. I'll just show you afterwards.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

You also know him, right? As uh the douche. Yeah, yeah, the douche.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

That skit was actually on the Kroll show.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

Oh yeah, I forgot he had his own, yeah. The Kroll show. That was on Comedy Central. Yeah. Yes, he did have his own show. Yeah, it was so Jordan Peel was on his show. It's so funny. He's great. He's got hey, he did a thing to handle it.

SPEAKER_04 36:51

He did a thing. He was doing uh voice his voices, his voice acting, like yeah, while they're asking him questions, he'd like changed his voice. Oh, I got you while answering. It's impressive. He's got a really deep one or but like he sounds like something like from like the wizards. I forgot he was the dude. I say the wizards, I meant to say the fucking Lord of the Rings. I never saw Lord of the Rings. Well, he just sounds like something, like someone from there. Gandalf. Probably a little deeper, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 37:26

It's actually one of his voices in Big Mouth.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Deep as hell.

SPEAKER_00 37:30

Yes, it's Maurice. He's like the main hormone monster.

SPEAKER_04 37:33

Hormone monster, so there you go. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, she's definitely watching it.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

That's fun.

SPEAKER_04 37:38

Yeah, I know that. There's a few I think it's I think it lasted a few seasons. And then they cut it.

SPEAKER_02 37:45

Yeah. Those shows kind of run their course pretty quick.

SPEAKER_04 37:48

Yeah, and I mean once you like get to the point of what you're trying to the message. Eight seasons? Holy shit. Never mind. Was that eight or seven? Oh, eight. That was eight. I'm tripping. Let's go. I don't mind. I don't know why I thought one finger one hand had four and one hand and had three.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

She's playing fucking tricks on us.

SPEAKER_04 38:11

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

No, eight seasons is crazy. Good for him.

SPEAKER_04 38:15

Um but yeah, that's I mean, it's it's cool too because you know, it's music. It's the it's not a podcast, but it the host is uh Benny Blanco and Lil' Dicky. Lil' Dicky. Is little Dicky still rap? Uh so uh he still raps, yes. Um, but I think he's focusing more on his uh like filmmaking.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

Yeah. I saw a clip where Benny Blanco called him a comedian, and then all the comments were like, damn, I bet he's really bummed that he didn't call him a musician.

SPEAKER_04 38:45

Oh, I can see that. I can see that. I okay, so I apparently wasn't paying attention the first couple episodes of Friends Keep Secrets, but I didn't realize that Benny Blanco was also Jewish. Yeah. And the reason they get along so well, him and Lil Dicky is because they're both Jewish. Yeah. And they both grew up, you know, the same Jewish way, same routines, whatever. And then they got big in music and found each other. Interesting. They said they felt like they're best friends from like the day one from week one.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

That's cool. No, they're both very talented guys.

unknown 39:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

Lil Dicky has a very funny music video. I forget the song. Is it professional rapper? Yeah. Yeah. Where he goes on Snoop Dogg. Yeah, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 39:29

Yeah, he's that's great. He's literally like interviewing while rapping the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. No, he's great. And I need to watch Dave. I've been seeing so many clips about it.

SPEAKER_04 39:39

So we started watching it again, and then we're we're on season two now. We went we're on season two. I think there's four seasons right now.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

What the hell are we watching right now? Oh, the bear. Have you seen the bear?

SPEAKER_04 39:50

Oh, yes. Dude. So I think season five is coming out. Oh, really? We're on season three right now. I think season five's coming out. It's so good.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

There's three seasons of Dave.

SPEAKER_04 40:02

Okay. Oh. Nice. Oh shit, nice. Yeah, so we're on season two.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 40:07

Okay. Oh yeah. Yeah, the bear fucking rules. Hands. Hands. Right?

SPEAKER_02 40:13

Yeah, shut up. Shut up. Heard.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Heard. That's so sick. Jeremy Allen White. Yeah, he's great. He played uh Johnny was it Johnny Cash? No, did he? He played, yeah, the the depiction of Johnny Cash, I think.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

Really? He played. He played him. He plays a very he plays a disheveled guy very well, just like a fucking bummed out guy. He plays a guy with mental problems. Like just a sad boy.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

Bruce Springsteen? Not Johnny Cash.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

Bruce Springsteen, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

Still music, get it?

SPEAKER_04 40:49

Bruce Springsteen.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Only half wrong.

SPEAKER_04 40:51

Only half wrong. Yeah. That was me like, I can't believe I said that. That was that's what that was. And I got corrected. I thought you were doing a Bruce impression. I don't even. I mean, I know.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

I own one of his songs. He's called something. I think we own one of his songs. Yeah. He was born in the USA. Is it that one? Yeah. That's Springsteen, right? Yeah, born in the USA. Yeah. He's good. I can see that. I can see that. The general. That's what they call him. That's wrong. 2800? The captain. He's he's the something. They call him the something.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

On the bear?

SPEAKER_02 41:34

No. Oh. No, Bruce Springsteen. He's like the something. They call him, he's like, he's got a huge nickname. He's like the captain of the fucking world or something.

SPEAKER_04 41:42

I think he's the general. I don't know why I'm thinking Jimmy Buffett.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

I might be thinking Jimmy Buffett, too.

SPEAKER_04 41:49

Wrong person.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

Try the boss.

unknown 41:51

The boss.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

He's the boss. The boss. That's the boss.

unknown 41:57

Is he?

SPEAKER_02 41:58

Born in the USA. Margaritaville. That's Bruce Springsteen. Nope, that's Jimmy Buffett.

SPEAKER_04 42:02

Damn, dude. That's Jimmy Buffett. I'm bad at this. I don't know. I'm just thinking, I don't know why. See, yeah. Bruce Springsteen, definitely not my generation. Not at all.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

No. No, we're not supposed to know that kind of shit.

unknown 42:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

It's not for us. Yeah, I have no idea what I was like, what the fuck do I even say? Oh, yeah, he got a couple DWIs, I'm pretty sure. I think there's body cam footage of one of those. Bruce Springsteen all fucked up. Have you seen the Randy Travis body footage? Or body cam footage? Is it Randy Travis? I caught him like naked in Laredo or something. Yeah. Amber Seconderhead, yeah. You know Randy Travis?

SPEAKER_04 42:38

Yeah, he's uh uh you got a friend in me, right? I think that's definitely wrong.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

I don't think he's Travis, yeah. He's a country legend.

SPEAKER_04 42:47

Oh no, I'm thinking that's Mr. Wynne from uh Hey Arnold. The You Got a Friend in me? No, the the guy you're talking about. Randy Travis was in Hey Arnold? Yeah, he's Mr. Wynne. No chance. Yeah. Really? You know what I'm talking about? You fucking with me? If it's a singer, singer, same, singer, that name. Like a legendary country singer? That name sounds so familiar, and it's it's one of those people that I said.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

Wait, who what uh what character in Hey Arnold?

SPEAKER_04 43:12

Mr. Wynne, the Chinese guy.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

There's no way Randy Travis played Mr. Wynn.

SPEAKER_04 43:16

When he goes to that country phase, well, he's a country singer.

SPEAKER_00 43:21

Angel is correct on this one.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

No chance. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 43:26

Do you know what I'm doing you know exactly which episode? Or do you know who I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_02 43:30

No. I'm looking at him, yeah, yeah. But I Randy Travis played him. Was Hey Arnold your thing? Did you? I watched it, but it wasn't like my thing.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

That was my thing growing up. I was more of a rocket power kid. So I was all those. Yeah. But I would I I am always a Hey Arnold because I'm jealous of his room.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

Dude, that's so funny that Randy Travis was in Hey Arnold. He's the one that sings forever and ever, amen.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

You know, you'd know Randy Travis. He's got some bangers.

SPEAKER_04 43:57

I know who he is. Uh that amen. I think I've heard it.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Yeah, you you know it for sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like one of those that everyone you know it. He's great.

SPEAKER_04 44:09

That's funny. I thought uh you were thinking who the what's the guy's what's the guy's name? Who does the do you got a friend in me then?

SPEAKER_02 44:15

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 44:16

That's Toy Story, Toy Story, yeah. Oh yeah, well you never finished this.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Nah, don't don't look at me like that.

SPEAKER_00 44:22

Randy Newman, not Randy Travis.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Can you blame me? No, that's good. Can you blame me? There's not many Randy's out there. I'm thinking of a lot of Randy's now. I'm trying to think of some other one. Randy Orton. Not a singer, though. Probably. Who cares what I'm saying? Anyways. Yeah, man. Randy uh Randy Newman. Randy Baker is someone for sure. Randy Dandy. Alright. Music. Randy Travis, banger. I need to I need to start playing music again. I'm gonna learn the guitar.

SPEAKER_04 44:59

You you bet?

SPEAKER_02 45:00

You're gonna be so proud of me. I'm gonna learn the fucking guitar. I'm telling you. How long is it gonna take me? It matters how much. How long is it gonna take you? That depends on you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:09

That depends on you and how well you're able to continue. Um I've attempted learning and I was not great at it. So I'll put it down.

SPEAKER_04 45:17

Treat it like working out for your fingers.

SPEAKER_02 45:19

I don't work out very often.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

But you do. I don't. You do for fun. Sometimes. You'd be surprised.

SPEAKER_02 45:26

Not much. But you still do it for fun. Every now and then. No, if I get like I think I'm gonna get into it, and then I'll just I'll get like a digital. Build your calluses. I build I used to have calluses.

SPEAKER_04 45:39

I used to play so much. On your picking fingers?

SPEAKER_03 45:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

Hell yeah. I used to have like to peel my skin.

SPEAKER_02 45:45

I didn't have to, I chose to. No, yeah, I feel you. I'm I want to do it so bad. I want to know how to play guitar. So how long you know how to play guitar? You yes. How long did it take you?

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Uh okay. So I learned it when I moved here. I was I was 13 when I moved here. I already I knew my first song probably first two months in.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Whoa, a whole song?

SPEAKER_04 46:14

Yeah, the happy birthday song.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Which one, the white or the black one?

SPEAKER_04 46:18

There's a black one.

SPEAKER_02 46:19

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_04 46:23

So not the black one.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

No, just the regular. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I think that's the black one. Am I wrong? I think I'm pretty sure that's like how I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 46:32

I didn't know. Oh, well, there is a Mexican one. So I didn't know about that. I didn't think about it. I didn't that mean. What does that mean? That last part. I ain't that mean.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

What is that?

SPEAKER_04 46:48

Singing to Camp Camp. King King David. Oh, it's a religious thing. Yeah, I guess so. You're right.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

That's funny. I guess so. I didn't know that. That's funny. I just sang it. Singing to King David. Happy birthday, King David. It's true. So you learned happy birthday two months in. Uh yeah. What about smoke on the water?

SPEAKER_04 47:16

That's the I learned that in like a day. Yeah, me too. No, I'm actually no, I'm not kidding. I'm about a day. The whole thing. But that's just because I already knew the happy birthday song. Once you learn one song and then you like learn other songs, and then you find out like, okay, this one's easier when you're playing it. You're like, oh, it's easier than the other one.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:38

So I can just keep going.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

So you gotta start with a really hard song.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Uh no, I mean that'd be cool. Hell yeah. That'd help.

SPEAKER_02 47:49

What's the hardest song you know?

SPEAKER_04 47:51

Uh it's called Minuet by From First to Last. From First to Last is now Skrillix.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 47:59

Skrillix, aka Sonny Moore.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

The guy?

SPEAKER_04 48:03

His name is Sonny Moore.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

He had a band named First to Last.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

From First to Last.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

Minuet. Is Skrillix the one that wears a helmet? That's uh uh that's uh Aoki. No, hold on, I know this. Marshmallow. No, no, no, hold on, I know this. Yes. Yeah. Besides marshmallow, there's another one I'm trying to think. Look at the cat ears.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

Cat ears.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

Oh, dead mouse. Is it dead mouse? Dead mouse. That was dead maul.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

It was dead maul.

SPEAKER_04 48:32

Dead Maul.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

Yeah, dead mouth.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

No, he's just spelled the five was the S.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

Oh, okay, I gotcha.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

But he was he was a mouse.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

Nice. Dead mouse. Oh yeah. He was dead mouse DJing. So you so you knew that when you were 14, 13?

unknown 48:48

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 48:48

Coincidentally, Dead Mouse is also Canadian.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

Motherfucker, these Canadians.

SPEAKER_04 48:55

Justin Bieber. They got them all. Oh dude, I used to I used to dog Justin Bieber. Talk so much shit on him. Everyone did in elementary. Yeah. And then in high school. And then I don't know. And then I started listening to him.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

He's good. I fell in love. He's good.

SPEAKER_04 49:12

He's a very talented man. He really is. He really is. He really is. He's a great singer. He's a great dancer. Sure, he's a great lover.

SPEAKER_02 49:22

Yeah, definitely. Have you seen his dick?

unknown 49:24

No.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

I got leaving. Have you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

There's a dick to be seen, buddy.

SPEAKER_04 49:29

I've seen it. I I think I have seen it, actually. Yes, you're right. Big old thing. He's at my house right now. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 49:36

Yeah, no, he's probably great. And for being a child superstar, he's held it together decently well. I mean, he's he gets DWIs, but who doesn't, you know?

SPEAKER_04 49:43

Yeah, I mean, he he was on hard drugs for a while.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

Yeah, that's fine. It's Hollywood, and you have to be. I think they said Diddy fucked him, but who cares? That's oh yeah, you're right. That's a big thing. That was like a whole thing.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

That's a big thing with the whole baby oil bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Yeah. But he's okay. He's got like a chrome fucking Porsche or something. He's wrecking around every now and then. He makes great music though. He really is talented.

SPEAKER_04 50:06

Forget the last album. The name of the last album.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

No, I got no idea.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

I know maybe four songs. But he's good. I'm I remember we learned a piano, a song on piano, and then I don't know it anymore. I forget the name of the song too. Um what do you mean? That's what it is.

SPEAKER_00 50:23

Swag was his last album. Swag. Swagging coincidentally 2015.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

And Canadian. Oh wow, really? That long ago. Wow, good on it. It's been a minute.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

He made all the money. You need his own.

SPEAKER_04 50:35

So I mean he made all his money off of justice and purpose. Those are when he turned to when he found God. Oh, those were album names? Yeah. Oh, you know about the beeps. Oh yeah, I'm dead, bro. Okay. Telling you. Fell in love with that guy. And then one of our songs, too, whenever one of our iconic songs is from one of his albums. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 50:54

He did Swag 2, and that was in 2025.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

That's so funny. Swag. Swag 2. Swag the reboot. So funny. Swag. That's a great name for an album. Um surprised it wasn't taken yet.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

Then he got married. He got married. Haley.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:12

He met her. He met her on when they were like 12 at uh he was on a shoot. A music video shoot. The Baldwin girl, right? Is that her name?

SPEAKER_02 51:22

Yeah. Haley Baldwin.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

He's out Alec Baldwin's kid, right? Oh really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:27

Oh wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:28

I didn't know that. I just learned something new.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Look at that. That makes sense why they met each other when they were young. On set? On set. Yeah. You know, like dad being rich.

SPEAKER_02 51:37

Yeah. Daddy. Alec Baldwin guns. I mean, remember that? He killed someone. What? Remember on the scene or the set of that movie? Was that not Alec Baldwin? I'm for sure right on that. There's a movie called Rust that he was making and the gun went off and he killed someone. Oh shit. Am I wrong? About to find out. Here we go.

SPEAKER_04 52:00

There's not here.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

Her dad was Steven Baldwin.

SPEAKER_00 52:04

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

From Biodome? That's even better. But Alec Baldwin did kill someone.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

Yes, he did in 2021.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

Damn, that was a long time ago. But yeah, he killed someone on a movie set.

SPEAKER_00 52:15

Everything's a long time ago.

unknown 52:16

True. Damn it.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

That was five years ago. Fuck. We're getting so old. Fuck me. Five years ago. Alec Baldwin. Did he ever go to jail? I don't think he did any time or anything. He just went and he's you can get away with stuff like that. It was an accident. You can kill people if it's an accident. It's fine. Who cares? You're Alec Baldwin. So Stephen Baldwin's her dad, the goofy one. He's so funny from that one movie I watched for the minute.

SPEAKER_04 52:41

25 years ago. I will say he wasn't the famous one as much, right? No. He was Biodome.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

Pim and Paul Shore killed in Biodome.

SPEAKER_01 52:50

He also did a run as Barney in the Flintstones.

SPEAKER_02 52:53

Oh yeah, the live action Flintstones. He was Barney. Oh, you don't you don't remember what he looks like? Steven, he's the one with the didn't he have like cornrows in fucking Biodome or something? Steven Baldwin. Stephen Baldwin. He's like the he's got like a sultrier.

SPEAKER_04 53:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

Oh yeah, I do remember him in the Flintstones. He looks like if Alec Baldwin did drugs a lot. Damn, look at fucking handsome boys, dude. Early 2000s, Hollywood, that guy walking up to a party.

SPEAKER_04 53:25

That's a fucking problem. They're actually related, right? Yeah, they're brothers. I was about to say they don't just like a bunch of them. There's a couple bald ones. Alec Baldwin, he was the dad on uh Growing Pains? No.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

Damn, there's a lot of them. Daniel, Alec, William, Jane Sasso, and Elizabeth Kickler.

SPEAKER_04 53:47

Wow. I wonder if they played any like instruments. The Baldwins? The Baldwins, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:53

Probably. They're super talented. Talented people just do cool shit. You know? Yeah, like look at us. True that, dude. Local legends just fucking putting it down. And here bringing fucking heat.

SPEAKER_04 54:07

If you haven't noticed, or uh pretty sure you've noticed, because we're famous already. True. We're we're literally on every streaming platform you can think of.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

All of them. All of them. For the low price of 1999. We're on every stream platform. Don't tell them behind the scenes shit.

SPEAKER_04 54:25

Don't tell them what we're doing. Yeah, you gotta pay people to host your podcast. You gotta know. Not YouTube though, huh? YouTube's free, right? YouTube's free, completely free. Shout out YouTube. You just can't do it. Eventually there'll be video.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Certain words.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

Eventually there'll be video.

SPEAKER_00 54:40

Alec Baldwin was the dad in 30 Rock.

SPEAKER_02 54:43

Yeah. No, he was the he was the boss. He was the owner or the company guy.

SPEAKER_00 54:48

I just searched dad roles in shows and 30 Rock came up.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

Let me see what he looks like. His face. Alec Baldwin?

SPEAKER_04 54:53

Legend. I'm trying to think.

unknown 54:54

Also the dad and Beetlejuice.

SPEAKER_02 54:56

Yeah. The dad and Beetlejuice. I love that movie. Yeah, Beetlejuice. Dude, speaking of Beetlejuice, I saw a guy in Willis the other day. I'm driving, coming home from HEB, going on that back road, about to turn on 75. And by that liquor store right there with that meat market, you know that turn right there? There's like a shitty little parking lot. There was like five cop cars. They were huddled around this dude that had wrecked a car. They were pulling him up as I was driving by. So I'm checking him out. Bro looked just like Beetlejuice. He in a hobble. He was what? You said they lifted him up? Yeah, he was fucked up. He was in a hobble. I don't know what he was. He was like dead. He looked like shit. He was like ghost white. Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice hair. He looked fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

And I was like, damn, what a bummer. That sounds like he was. If he was white skinned, sounds like he's been dead for a minute. I'm not joking.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

He looked dead. But he was just like fucked up. He was like, ah, damn. And it just came out of it. I had to sit there for a while because the cars were backed up, and I was just watching this guy that looked like Beetlejuice.

SPEAKER_04 55:55

What's that? When you hear Beetlejuice, what's that one song you think of?

SPEAKER_02 55:59

Black Beatles in the City?

SPEAKER_04 56:01

Okay, no, I'm not talking about I'm not talking about eardrummers. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 56:07

Jump in the line. What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_04 56:09

When you the movie Beetlejuice. I've only seen it once. Oh. Yeah, I've only seen it once. So you don't know Talemi Banana. Nope. And my gum man, I wanna go home. That's the beheaded guy, right? He's in there, he's in there, he's in there. I know the song. Yeah, that's on. No, I wasn't just not thinking. What was the line?

SPEAKER_02 56:33

You said jump the line. Same song.

SPEAKER_00 56:36

It's the verse was jump in the line. It's called Deo.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

Jump in the line, got you. You know what song fucking rules?

SPEAKER_00 56:43

Or Banana Boat Song.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know what you're talking about. There's two.

SPEAKER_04 56:47

There's two big ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:49

I was gonna bring up a song, but I just realized I don't know the artist or the title of the song.

SPEAKER_04 56:54

Dali Banana. You know, I always think when I said as soon as I said that, I think of red, red one. UV40.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

White Rasta stuff.

SPEAKER_04 57:06

I'm gonna hang my voice when I edit.

SPEAKER_02 57:10

Dude, I was literally thinking of that driving here. I was like, damn, I hope I don't end up saying that.

SPEAKER_04 57:13

I can't believe I'm still going. It's not bad. No, it's not bad.

SPEAKER_02 57:19

Okay, cool. Thank you. That's why. I'll let you be the judge of it though. I'm gonna be like, fuck. That might have to be a soundbite. You singing red, red wine. Hell no. Nah, see, I can't. Yeah, it's insane. Red, red, red, you mean you still angel, don't do this to yourself.

SPEAKER_00 57:40

Save yourself. Stop now. Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

I love you, though. It's brutal. Damn. You hear that shit? That was fucked up, dude. That was fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 57:48

I said I love you.

SPEAKER_02 57:49

Yeah, you can't cover everything up with I love you. This one I can't.

SPEAKER_04 57:53

Yeah, we're on air.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

Yeah. UB40. I think that's the only song I've ever heard by them ever.

SPEAKER_04 58:03

Okay, no, I'm thinking of. I was like, there were in there were Indians, but I'm thinking of uh YMC I know YMCA.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

YMCA song, was it? The what's that called? The village people? Yeah. They were Indians? No, there's just one guy dressed as an Indian. Oh no, no, no. I'm thinking of uh fuck. They were also policemen and construction workers. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 58:22

Village people is very diverse. I'm thinking of something else completely. I forget I forget the name of the song. Hell yeah. But when you hear it. Tim McGraw, Indian outlaw? Definitely not country. Oh. It's the only Indian thing I can think of.

SPEAKER_02 58:36

Yeah. I'm an Indian outlaw. No?

SPEAKER_04 58:39

No, I can't think of it right now. Oh, Earth, Wind, and Fire.

SPEAKER_02 58:44

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:45

Yeah, I didn't know they were all I didn't know they're Indian. Oh, they are? I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

That September song? Yeah, yeah. What is it? Do you remember? Yeah. September. Yeah. They're Indians? They're all Indian. What kind? Like not all right. Like the here ones. Native Americans. Yeah. That's the way to say that. Let's not stutter on that for three fucking 30 seconds. Yeah. I didn't mean to say Indians. You said it a lot, actually. You should probably bleep it. I meant to say Native Americans. That's what, yeah, that's crazy that you said Indians. They had the don't do that.

SPEAKER_04 59:19

They had the feather and shit.

SPEAKER_02 59:20

Alright. The headdress angels called a headdress.

SPEAKER_04 59:24

See? Culture. See? I knew what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

Yeah. That's good stuff. I didn't know that either. I didn't know Earth Wind and Fire was uh engines.

SPEAKER_04 59:35

That's cool. How do you feel about the wobble? The dance? Do you wobble?

SPEAKER_02 59:40

Fuck no, dude. Look at me. I look like a wobble.

SPEAKER_04 59:43

Good point. I don't even know what the wobble is. What about the cubit shuffle?

SPEAKER_02 59:47

Oh, you're getting Amber fired the fuck up, dude. She hates this shit. No, I don't I don't know any of these things. I don't do the Cubit Shuffle. I might do the YMCA if I'm drunk enough. I'll give you that. What about uh um what's that other one? Oh man, I think we're about to find out they're not Indian. This is oh fuck, Angel. You might have misinformed all of us, dude. Let's hear it, guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:09

I could have the wrong band. Let's hear it, ladies. Could have the wrong band.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:12

They're African American.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:14

Angel. What is that? Oh my god. I'm thinking of a totally different band then. I'm just can you look up all Indian bands? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:21

Correct. Uh band. Wrong nationality.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:25

Can you look up an all Indian band? Yeah, there's definitely an all-Indian band out there. And there's a that's a song that everybody knows that they make. I'm excited to find this out. I can't remember it, obviously, clearly.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

They're typing away. I'm I'm very anxious to find out what the all-Indian band is that has a banger that you're alleging. It's a it's a song that everybody knows. I hope you're right, Angel.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:45

They're all Indian. For all of our sakes, I hope you're right. Earthwind Fires Black, obviously. I was wrong on that part.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:52

I'll say obviously. Obviously.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:55

Obviously, they called me out. That's what I'm saying. It was wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

Uh fuck. All Indian band. Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:02

I believe y'all are referring to Redbone, and the song is Come and Get Your Love. There it is. Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:08

There it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:08

Come and get Y'all Love.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:10

There it is. Banger. There it is. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 1. Thank you, my love. My AI.

unknown 1:01:17

My AI button.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:20

I know it's not going crazy on that part.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:23

Redbone. That seems different now that I know they're Indian. That's kind of weird. Because of the red thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:31

And then there's another uh the childish Gambino. Yeah, the red bone. Redbone.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

Yeah, yeah. That's a banger. That one is. That's such a banger. I forgot how it goes. Tell me. I don't think we can sing it. There's an N-word in the chorus. Sarah! Is it that one? Mm-hmm. Say the whole thing. Alright, stop. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:51

Yeah. Oh shit. Keep going, fuck it. I'm trying to remember.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:56

I can't remember. Yeah, it's one of those things. And then he did the This is America. Yeah, that's a crazy one. Have you seen the video? Boy, got a weird body on him. He got jacked as fuck for that weird uh Mr. and Mrs. Smith show. He got big old titties on him. He looked jacked as hell. Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Yeah, they made a reboot of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but it's a TV show on Amazon Prime. It's fucking awful, dude. We're watching that. No, it sucks ass. Don't watch it. Never mind. Amber watched it. Did you finish it?

unknown 1:02:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:26

No, it's like it. Did you actually like it? Fuck no, dude. The show sucked.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:30

No, I'm asking her.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:31

I wasn't a big fan. No.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

But you finished it. I did finish it. So you kind of fan.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

No, I'm not a quitter.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:37

True that.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:38

That's my girl. Oh, we fucking ruined it. You gotta shake the what? Shake it. Oh no, you gotta type in the password. Game over, dude. We ran out of air time. There we go. Oh, we're still on.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:53

Beautiful. Beautiful. Thank you, Josh, for that installing. I was freaking out the whole time. Fucking the background on the computer. Sorry for the people, the listeners, the back the computer went to screen saving mode, but apparently it wasn't actually screensaving because we were recording the whole time. That was really weird. I was freaking out.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:12

Having to type in the pen code after it goes to sleep is weird. That's a setting you gotta change. Plus you're hiding something on there, then keep it on.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:19

That tells you already that it after an hour it'll go. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

Because I think we started talking. Oh, we fucked around with it like five minutes in because of my little the AI snafu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:34

Damn, it's been an hour already?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:35

No, I can't be right. Time flies, having fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:37

He doesn't have to hide things.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:40

It's a porn joke. I think. What?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:45

Is it a porn joke? No. Um coccino. What's that? I mean sicko, but a year it wasn't really. Cochino means sicko?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

That meant kitchen.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:54

That's cocina.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:55

That's close. It's not bad. You're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:58

I mean that's one letter.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:59

I want to learn guitar and learn Spanish. Which one do you think is easier? Learning Spanish. Really? Fuck. See. I was really hoping you'd say the guitar.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:11

You have to actually practice though, because if not, it is not going to stick.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:15

I did duolingo for like a year.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:17

I'm on La Maleta.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:19

She's almost at a year, actually.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:20

346 days will be today.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:23

That'll pass a porte. Well lesson you want.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:26

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:28

Pull it up. Let's hear it. La Maleta is a suitcase. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

Yes, I did. La Maleta.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:36

Good.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:37

Of course Angel knew that.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:38

I'm just testing them. Can't let you slip.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:41

I'm section two, unit 26.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:44

226, that's my birthday. Wow. How about that?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:48

Isn't she 726? Yeah. I remember that. You're 720. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:56

Oh, Mr. Pearl Harbor over there.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:59

Oh yeah. I was born 51 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:02

So what?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:03

What the hell? Sorry, sorry, we couldn't hear you.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:05

We got a thing going on here, babe.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:07

Angel's birthday is the anniversary of my grandma's death.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:10

Damn, and Pearl Harbor?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:12

And Pearl Harbor.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:13

What a bad day in history. A lot of people died. A lot of porn people died that day. A lot of soldiers and a grandma. She died at Pearl Harbor. You like that? You like that, babe? I love when you giggle at my shit. I was just a goofy boy trying to make his wife away. All of it.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:34

I didn't understand which way you were trying to go with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:36

That's me, dog. That's what we do. I'm over here just saying dumb shit, trying to get a chuckle.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:42

What was it? I was editing and I just remember I sent you that thing. Well that where I was like, should I take this out? Oh yeah. Like, is it because I'm being mean or because I'm doing this? I was like, it's because you're being mean. That's what we do.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:55

We're good.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:55

But I was like, You're not being mean. I was like, That's that that's telling her. I was like, That's them.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

Like this is just what we do. We banter like this and then we go have rough, passionate sex afterwards every time. That's how it that's how it works.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:07

That's how these relationships work.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:09

I mean, there's a reason you guys talk to each other when you there's a reason we just a hate fuck. Stupid. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:20

That's good.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:21

Um Earth, Wind and Fire, all black, red bone.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:25

Definitely play that song when you guys when you guys are doing it next time. Yeah, definitely. What was the song called again?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:31

September. 21st day of September. November. Do you remember?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:36

Come and get your love.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:37

No, I thought you were talking about the Earth Wind and Fire one. Perfect. Come and get your love. But you spell it different. Come. Wow, nice. That's fun. We can make a playlist with just innuendo songs. You could spell things differently and make them sexual. That's fun. Wait, what's the Earth Wind and Fire song called? September, right? Yes. Alright, good. 21st. I think it's just September.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

Do you remember?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:03

It's funny you thought they were all Indian. I mean, it kind of makes sense. Earth, Wind, and Fire, those guys are big on the elements. See? Indians? Indians love the elements. That's like their whole fucking thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:14

See, am I crazy?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:16

No. I believed it immediately. I thought it was perfect. I was like, it makes perfect sense. Of course they are. They're not. They're all black. What kind of black? Like what like where are they from? Are we talking African? What I mean is African black or African American? That's what I meant.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:32

I specified African American.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:35

You did say that. You did say that. Okay. You're right. My bad, my bad. Detroit? Or like. That's good. That's good stuff.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:45

Texas? Texas. Texas black?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:48

Age Town Black.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:51

Dude, speaking of Age Town. Do you listen to Age Town music? Yeah. Some of it. I don't do it on purpose.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:59

It just pops up. Like rap, you mean? Like Houston rap? Like the older shit? Like Paul Wallman?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:03

Big X, the plug, and that's Dallas. Big X is Dallas. Oh. But yeah, Texas. Hey, cool. Good for knowing that actually. I didn't know that. I could have sworn he was Texas.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:12

I mean, he's Texas, yeah, just Dallas. Oh well. At least he's still in Texas. Yeah, he reps like uh East Texas. Like Dallas, Dallas towards East Texas. Yeah. No, he's great.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:22

Um, but I like him. Um I and then who's the guy? Uh Forrest Frank, I think I said it once. Yeah, yeah. He was born here. But he doesn't he lives in Florida now, I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:34

So you like like Paul Wall and all them?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:36

Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's I mean, I again I won't play it on purpose. Like Mike Jones. It'll just play Who?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:43

You know the phone number? That's the real test of a Houston game. Nope. Why I said 1821. 281. 2813. Yup, yup.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:53

281 330. 3308004. Yeah, fo.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

Yeah. 800 four. Four doesn't rhyme with O. Yeah, there was a hotline back in the day. We would call it back when I was in like fifth grade. You'd call that number and it was just him being like, hey, it was Mike Jones. Appreciate you. I remember those. Yeah, that was always fun. You just call it like five times, just be like, ah, that's cool. Just because phones were new too. And you're just like, wow, that's fucking awesome. Just life was so exciting back then, man. There's fucking a lot of shit going on now. Just seems so stressful.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:26

Speaking of hotlines, too. I think uh well, we've talked about it in person, but the listeners don't know. We want to try having a call-in line. Dude, I'm so pumped on that. And you guys can talk shit, talk whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:39

I'm trying to think of what it could lead to.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:40

For the most part, though, I want to have topic or like ask a question. Oh, it's fun. But give us your thoughts on MAGA and you know, talk, get all political and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm totally instinct to bring up.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:58

Some of you guys know, I'm kidding about the political topic. Yeah, we're excited to get y'all's opinions on like abortion and just like things like that. We're gonna we're gonna make this a real fun show.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:08

That's fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:10

That's so funny. No, but I I get you. That's that's gonna be awesome. Um you could post it like on the Instagram. Well, we could post like this is what we're gonna be talking about, call in. But I think it might lead to a lot of editing on your part, which kind of worries me. Because what if I mean eventually, hopefully it's not just friends and family calling in down the road, you might get some people that say some wild shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:28

Oh, I I'll either cut them out or I won't. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:31

I like the confidence.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:32

I drop it with Mike and Ruby. I don't know if you notice too, although, when you search it, or not when you search it, but there's a big E for explicit. You have to repeat that it has explicit content. Yeah. Every every time. Every time I Yeah. Every time I edit. Yeah. But basically, yeah, um this was good. Anyways, yeah, dude, music, it's uh We didn't get around to your weed topic. Who doesn't who doesn't love music, you know what I'm saying? True that that that is the thing, like who doesn't? Like if you if you don't, like fuck you. Universal universal language. You know, straight up, straight up. Even like if it doesn't matter where you're at if you play something like that's everybody knows. Yeah, even dude, I'm on job sites. All the small things, all the small things is a big one. That's a big one. That's a banger.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:18

I'm on job sites a lot though with like Hispanic dudes that are putting up sheetrock all the time. They just bring they I don't know if you know job site hierarchy, they get the speaker every time. Drywallers get the speaker. You walk in there, they get there, I think at 3 a.m. and set up, and they already just have Mexican music blaring. And it's always great. I've shazamed a couple of them, the Los Tigres del something, they're great. Los Tigres del Norte? Del Norte. It's probably gotta be fun. They're fun. But yeah, we'll wrap it up. That was good. Music, that's fun. Hour 15 in, that's that's a good app.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:50

I think well, uh that's what it says, but who it's probably shorter. True. For the most part, yeah. Uh we we'd like to set up a hotline that's fun to say. It's what they are, right? That's gonna be fucking awesome. That's what they're called, right? A call-in line, right? A call-in hotline, make our hotline bling. Um, basically, see, basically uh go from the episode and go from there and see how we get the answers, see if we get any calls, see if we're popular or not.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:16

We'll have some people calling before we get like strangers, obviously. I'll just we'll set some stuff up. We'll have people call in. It'll be good.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:22

But yes, uh, thank you guys for listening. Yeah, we are here. This is Royal Street Sessions. Yo, we out.