Episode #8 All Over The Place

In this episode, we are all over the place with the conversations. From trying some snacks from Japan and London (Josh just got them at HEB. LOL) gummies and shrimp chips, surprisingly good, Josh teaches us a little bit about David Allan Coe, and spoiler alert, we talk about the show All Her Fault too. So many more good conversations and laughs, you should listen and tell us your favorite part about it!

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SPEAKER_06 0:07

Street Sessions.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

Welcome back this week. Oh my god, I can't even talk. Welcome back to this week's episode. We are here, Royal Street Sessions. My name is Angel. We are sitting next to, I say we. I am sitting next to Josh. And we have our lovely. She meant to say Chad. Chat GP Brie. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Give it a fucking program. We are here on this rainy day over here in Condo, Texas. Because you guys already know that, right? Throw your C's up. This is the day of May 1st. You guys will be listening to this May 12th, I believe, if I remember correctly, looking at this thing over here. Um episode seven. I hope you guys had those hangover uh cinquidemile cures stuff ready. You know what I'm saying? Is it menudo? What is it? That's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 1:10

Thanks. That's a very good one.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

Did you mean the reference, or like menudo is a good hangover reference? Is it no? That's a good yeah, is good for hangovers.

SPEAKER_06 1:18

What is menudo?

SPEAKER_04 1:19

It's uh tripe. What is tripe? It's pig lining, skin, stomach lining. And eat your made into a soup. And you know what posole is, right? Of course. Sometimes it has hominy in it. Hominy? Like the the corn. Like chickpea looking thing? Yeah, it's basically uh it's it's corn um kernels. It's kernels that have been sitting and soaked up all the all the juices. Turned into hominy. What juices? Whatever brine it is Mexican, yeah. Just Mexican juice stuff. Just plug a modello. That's I mean maybe.

SPEAKER_06 2:02

Interesting.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

Shout out, Love on the Spectrum. Shout out Dolan, dude. So I was thinking about that when you showed me that. And then I thought, I'm okay. I might use my nephew when he becomes old enough. I might use him for to uh to audition to be on the show. He's he's distinct. He's uh he's low on the spectrum. Okay, so he can communicate. Okay. He's like a Dylan. Uh he can he can wipe his I can wipe my own ass. Like from Big Daddy. Great movie. He's in he's in pre-K, so good for him.

SPEAKER_06 2:38

Me and my cousin used to beef over that movie, dude, because I read the back of the VHS and it said that Dylan and Cole Sprouse both played the uh kid. Yeah. And she swore up and down that it wasn't. And it was one of those, it was just a fucking girl argument on her part. We were like 12 and 10. And I was like, read the fucking box, Taylor. And she was like, I swear it's not them. I was like, it's on the box. She's I'm not gonna fucking read the box.

SPEAKER_04 2:59

Anyway, so I I never knew they would switch. It's just like with Full House, they switch between Stop looking at your wife like that.

SPEAKER_06 3:06

Very good, Nashley. I was looking, I was looking for validation, she didn't even look up. It's all good.

SPEAKER_04 3:10

It's the same thing like with them, full house. Yeah, they they switched out the girls, yeah. And I'm pretty sure they did that. Wait, never mind. Parent trap. That was there's no two Lindsay Lohans. That's so funny. There's only one Lindsay Lohan. But you get the point. Yeah, they did that with that. Yeah. Um, and then growing up as an adult learning that that was them, I was like, holy shit. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And that makes sense, you know. Every little every actor starts off as a child actor, every successful one, most likely. They started off as a kid. I don't know, and then they eventually have their own.

SPEAKER_06 3:43

There's like the big ones, like Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, and all of them. They didn't get famous until they were like 50. Yeah, and like started acting. You're right. But I'm yeah, I mean, there's a lot of child actors, right? Jyllenhaal started young, right? What was Donnie Darko? Was that his first one? Or not first, but like a young Gyllenhaal was Donnie Darko.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

Dylan Hall, Donnie Darko, that could be one. That makes sense. He was in there with his real sister, right?

SPEAKER_07 4:01

Right, babe?

SPEAKER_04 4:02

Yeah, Daggy Gyllenhaal. Who was his sister? Maggie Gyllenhaal. She's in a bunch of shit. She's popular. Which one was she? What was uh what was her character in the show? The sister. Oh, that was his actual sister. Yeah, that's his sister. I actually showed that movie to her in the last year.

SPEAKER_06 4:14

She showed me recently.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

I didn't like it. Did I like it? No, I thought it was dumb. It's dumb as fuck. It's definitely not your average movie. No, it's weird. It's definitely weird. Um I didn't fuck with it. It's like a supposed to be scary movie. It's more is it? Like supposedly, but it's not it was a little spooky. It was a spooky vibe. It's more like thrilling slash like mind-bending. Yeah. Especially with that whole like him being guided by his soul or whatever the hell that was in his chest. I don't know if you remember that. No, fuck Donnie Darko. Have you seen Arrival?

SPEAKER_06 4:49

I do know I have not. Oh my god. We just rewatched it. Incredible. Arrival? Yeah, it's an alien movie. Oh, okay. Dude. Have you seen it? No. Fuck. It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

I have a correction though. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_06 5:02

Is it not his sister?

SPEAKER_01 5:03

No, that not the correction I was gonna make. Oh, go, go, go, sorry. Jake Gillenhall's first movie was actually City Slickers in 1991.

unknown 5:11

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 5:11

Yeah, we weren't even born yet, so I had no idea. It's like uh again with child actors, they they're you find them in stuff that you've that came out before we were born. Yeah, yeah. Like exactly like with that. Yeah, yeah. That's happened with a lot of people.

SPEAKER_06 5:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:28

Uh I think Dakota Fanning.

SPEAKER_06 5:31

I feel like she's still a child actor.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

No, she's in uh all her fault on Peacock. Very good show.

SPEAKER_06 5:37

Oh, that's right. We just watched that.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

It's an amazing show. That's so good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:41

Let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_04 5:43

I thought it was the mom's fault the whole time.

SPEAKER_06 5:45

Hold on, let's hit spoilers. Spoiler alert. Okay. Alright, all her fault on Peacock. Spoiler alert. So if you y'all should watch it, it's very good. Yeah. I think I'm thinking of the right show. Someone where the sun goes missing? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

And every episode is a new twist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you really sure what is going on?

SPEAKER_06 6:03

I was getting that and his and hers mixed up. All her fault. I remember that. Yes. His and hers. His and hers is the new one with John Barenthal about a small town murder. That's a good one, too. It's on Peacock as well. That's good. Or no, that's on Netflix. Either way. Who cares? Not talking about that. Talking about all her fault. Don't remember as much about that one. Let's go ahead and get into it though. Who did it end up being?

SPEAKER_04 6:28

Plop. AKA Peter from uh Pete from the office. The dad. The dad. The dad.

SPEAKER_06 6:35

What did the dad do? Why am I not remembering any of this now?

SPEAKER_01 6:38

So, long story short, originally he ended up in a car wreck. Um, they had just had their child before this car accident.

unknown 6:48

I'm remembering. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:50

But the baby died.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

But the baby died.

SPEAKER_06 6:52

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

That's right, that's right.

SPEAKER_06 6:56

Yeah, and he swapped the baby. Yeah, that was crazy. That's fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_01 7:01

Somehow in in the God screen earth, the uh the actual bio mom found the son and steals him back. Jesus. Which, you know, logical. It it's my son. Like I'd why did you steal my child? Jeez. Um, and then there's a whole season of just plot twists.

SPEAKER_04 7:22

That show's good. Interesting. Plop. As soon as I What is Plop? Plop, he's in the office. They're the interns. Okay. You know, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, wait. I think so. Did you watch that? I don't remember doing that. How far in? They're towards the end. I watched like five seasons. Okay, you know, they're like nine or eight, eight and nine. It's Clark and uh Clark is the guy from the hot tub time machine, the young one. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Season six is when the interns come in. Is that after Wolf?

SPEAKER_04 7:52

I meant the Oh the uh young Dwight and Is that after Will Farrell?

SPEAKER_06 8:01

We stopped like right at Will Farrell. Before. They showed up before Wolfell. I don't even remember who the fucking dad is in the his and hers. Not his and hers. Hey, I'm bad.

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Yeah, that's I mean that's the only way I can explain it to the listeners is Plop from the office. Yeah. I'm sure he's been in another a bunch of stuff too, but he's probably got a name. No, I know. I'm sure he does. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 8:22

Season nine is actually when the the new Dwight and Jim uh what is his name?

SPEAKER_04 8:27

Oh the dad and Jim? No, it was just a joke in the show. Oh, okay. Because they're the young versions of them.

SPEAKER_06 8:36

What happens with the final? Like, what happens in the office? How does it end up? What happens with Jim and Pam?

SPEAKER_04 8:41

Uh so Jim and Pam end up together. Jim starts a sports marketing company with Daryl from the warehouse. Well, he brings Daryl in. Craig Robertson. Craig Robertson. He brings Daryl in later. Anyways, they end up moving to Austin. Oh. Um, and then Dwight and Angela. Uh Angela has a baby and she's dating the senator at the time. The state senator.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

She's dating him at the time. But whenever they go to visit the baby, they think it's a premature baby, but the baby's already been born for a few months. Anyways, it's Dwight's baby. Oh, Dwight's baby. Angela and Dwight eventually end up together. But Angela didn't want to let Dwight in because she wanted him, her to love her for her, not for the baby. Weren't they dating for a long time before? They dated for a long time. Yeah. They they were dating like basically like the baby's. So she was having an affair? No, they they're they How was it Dwight's baby? Oh, she started dating. She was having an affair with Dwight.

SPEAKER_06 9:50

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:51

Oh. She was a slut. Fucking whore. Angela.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

And correction, the baby was supposed to be a premium based on the conception date, but the baby was born at the same time that the due date was supposed to be, um, but the conception date was wrong, so it was a a fully matured baby.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

They ended up together, yeah, Dwight and Angela, and they bring Michael back.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

It's adorable.

SPEAKER_04 10:16

Yeah. I like Dwight. They get married in their graves.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 10:21

Yeah, it's a it's a it's a shroot family thing.

SPEAKER_06 10:26

Tradition.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

And then at the end they have to their chairs, their hay bells, their chairs for the the ceremony. He's like, grab the the the hooks. Complimentary hooks and bring them over to your tables. Come and eat or whatever. That's funny. Anyways, it ends up yeah, it ends up well. But a lot of people stopped watching when Michael left.

SPEAKER_06 10:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

When uh Steve Corell left.

SPEAKER_06 10:51

I bet. I think that's when I stopped.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

He carried the show.

SPEAKER_06 10:55

He was so funny.

SPEAKER_04 10:56

And then right now it's funny. We before we left, we turned it to Comedy Central and they're playing season two, and we can tell it's season two and season one. Dude, season one is like off-putting.

SPEAKER_06 11:04

It's so awkward. It's fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

It's the same reason. I never actually watched it until Angel and I got together. Yeah. Um, and I had to force my way through the first two seasons. Season three kind of picked up a little bit for me. Um, but I actually stuck with it for Angel.

SPEAKER_06 11:22

Didn't they like do something fucked up with his hair in season one? He looked crazy. It was he was just bigger.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

He was like thicker. And his hair was thicker. His hair was fucking weird. His hair was up and slicked back. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't like it. And he again, they were all he was thick. He was big.

SPEAKER_06 11:40

Yeah. He's jacked now. Well, I don't know about now, but he's been he's been in some movies. He's like like a jacked guy.

SPEAKER_04 11:45

Have you ever heard so you know Steve Crow? Yeah. You ever watch uh Bert Wonderstone? No, I've heard of it though. Where him and he's his him and his colleague are uh residents in the fucking I think it's Las Vegas Circus show or something. Anyways, he's like a showman. He's like he's like a performer in like tight tights and shit. Um water sorry, sorry, uh what the whistle dude what the B.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

Sorry, chat. Oh, Bert Wonderstone. Bertle Bert Wonderstone. Steve Krell, Steve Buscemi, there he is. Alan Arkin and Jim Carrey. Amber fucking loves Steve Buscemi.

SPEAKER_04 12:32

Really? What else did we just saw? We just saw him in something. He was a bad guy in it. And no, I'm not talking incredibles. Steve Buscemi and Incredibles? No, I'm thinking something else.

SPEAKER_06 12:43

That was Steve Buscemi and we just saw something.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

We just saw it's like, baby, look, it's or hear him. Listen to that. It's Steve Buscemi. Um, I was he's great. I always have to like explain. Well, I mean, she's getting better. She's getting really good at remembering people's faces and names. But I'll like say a movie, like it all he was this character in this movie. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 13:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:01

Like for the listeners, if you don't know who Steve Buscemi is, he's uh Mr. Deeds. Yeah, he's he loves his uh Oreos and French fries on his pizza. I think he's so he's so fun.

SPEAKER_06 13:12

Have you seen uh what's that peanut butter and gumballs? What's the Adam Sandler movie with him and Brendan Fraser? Airheads. Have you seen airheads? Airheads? No, I don't think so. Yeah, airheads. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

I'm thinking of Coneheads.

SPEAKER_06 13:26

That's a good one, too.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

But either way, no, I haven't seen Airheads.

SPEAKER_06 13:28

Airheads is funny. It's about like a radio station and these like rock and roll guys in the early, I guess it was like early 90s, mid-90s.

SPEAKER_04 13:34

Okay, I've seen uh it's funny. They like hold it, hold it hostage. I've seen pictures and shit of it. Um young Adam Sandler. Handsome Adam Sandler. Which one? We were just watching a a movie, an animated movie. Look up Steve Bushimi voice acting. That's a good that's a good point. Thanks, man.

SPEAKER_06 13:51

I'm a fucking great movie. That's a good point. If Googling was a profession, I'd be so nasty at it.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Yeah, you couldn't find a movie for 10 minutes, and I found it in like five minutes.

SPEAKER_06 14:00

You gotta watch what you say so. That's a good point.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

That's a good point. AI will get you.

unknown 14:04

That's a good point.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

AI calls you out.

SPEAKER_06 14:06

I still haven't fapped to that movie yet. I'll fire it up after this. Shout out frostbite.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

Uh so I I've yeah, when I was editing episode six, I uh got all the notes. So I know exactly when we started talking about it.

SPEAKER_06 14:26

The Frostbite?

SPEAKER_04 14:28

What you got?

SPEAKER_01 14:29

It's Randall from Monsters Inc. Well, that's the Bushimi? Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_06 14:33

The slinky little snake guy, the purple one? Yeah. Y'all were watching Monsters Inc. It doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

Actually, I think it was before the last episode.

SPEAKER_06 14:41

Hell yeah. No, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

I I was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 14:45

We were just watching this. Monsters Inc., I haven't seen that in so long. I never saw Monsters University.

SPEAKER_04 14:50

Uh I I I still like Monsters Inc. better.

unknown 14:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

It's because it's the OG. Yeah. Um, to answer your question earlier, Plop? Or the dad in all her fault Jake Lacey.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

Jake Lacey. Plop. Jake. Everybody's gonna say the same thing. Everybody who sees him and watches the office knows exactly who Plop is. Because he's always taking big dumps.

SPEAKER_06 15:11

That's why they call him Plop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

It's because Andy went on a retreat thing and came back with nicknames, and that's what he ended up with was Plop.

SPEAKER_06 15:22

The more you know.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

I need to find better um sound effects. I'm trying to think what we could use.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

We don't really uh so like in this case when we're thinking, we're like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

Like I hit that when a joke falls flat. Yeah, hit that when a joke doesn't fall flat.

SPEAKER_04 15:53

I I I hit it wrong anyways. I'm gonna fix that later. Oh 16 minutes. Tell us about this uh Edgar Allan Poe guy.

SPEAKER_06 16:04

No, don't put this on me, dude. I was uh I don't know. It's okay. I'm freezing up. It's not it's David Allan Coe.

SPEAKER_04 16:12

I was I okay, I jokingly said Edgar Allan Poe, but I was seriously, I was like, fuck, what's the what was his real name?

SPEAKER_06 16:18

David Allen Coe died. David Allen Coe, rest in peace. And you just didn't know who he was at all. But again, that's not for you.

SPEAKER_04 16:26

Yeah, once I heard the style and yeah, it's not. But uh today, this morning, my boss from Louisiana was showing us and was just singing. And every single person he asked in the room, which I thought was funny, we are like we were all not from Texas, or we're born in California or Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_06 16:47

No, no one knew it. Nobody knew it. I'm assuming he showed y'all the main one, the you never call me by my name. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:53

No, he showed us though you don't have to call me Darlin. Darlin. He showed you that one, right? He did that one and then the grandma one. And no one nobody in that room besides him, even Sergio. He's like 50. Sergio's from California, but he's 50. You gotta hear it. But then he's a Texas guy, right? Oh, born in Oregon or Akron or Ohio.

SPEAKER_06 17:15

Ohio. Oh, you're talking about David Onko. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm about to talk about Sergio.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

So before podcast, I said I did not know any of his songs. However, when you started saying Darlin, I was like, uh it's the one that everyone knows. Light bulb.

SPEAKER_06 17:31

Yeah. You don't have the okay.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

So maybe it's because me and Sergio were Mexican.

SPEAKER_06 17:37

Maybe that's no.

SPEAKER_04 17:39

There's another thing. That's definitely just kidding. There's Rachel's in there. Rachel's She's white? Totally.

SPEAKER_06 17:45

She's a white.

SPEAKER_04 17:46

Huh? She's she's a white. She's hot. She's very nice. She's very she's tall. She used to play uh volleyball.

SPEAKER_06 17:53

Shout out Rachel, dude. She's fucking describer, bro. She's a sooner. How old is she? Oh, she played college volleyball? She was a sooner, yeah. They've leave the room. I have questions.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

JK, JK.

SPEAKER_06 18:01

She's like older for sure. Yeah. How old? Uh maybe 50. Oh. That's backwards. Maybe low 40s. And this is this is not a good point by me. This doesn't even mean anything. So it's the same. Someone tells me they played college sports back in like back then. Bro, anyone could have. It was like 12 people back then. Of course you played college ball. She's still tall and yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:25

She looks like she's she's very competitive actually.

SPEAKER_06 18:27

Hey, Angel, look at me. Chill.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Chill, bro. I know, right?

SPEAKER_06 18:31

Sounds so bad. Yeah, she's still in shape. I'm sure she is, dude. That's great. She's a sooner. Good for her. I don't give a fuck about that kind of stuff. Not anymore. Nah, dude. Are you just oh, I got eyes for one woman, dude, and she's sitting in this room and it's Amber. And all of a little bit. Um that sounded bestiality-like, and I didn't mean it like that. I don't fuck my dogs. Neither of them. I do, I fucking I play around with hangs balls sometimes, I'm not gonna lie. I do flick them around a little bit every now and then.

SPEAKER_01 19:02

I don't think anyone jumped to that conclusion. Why does your brain work like this? I don't know. Felt weird.

SPEAKER_06 19:10

Oh, Amber raised her hand. Everyone pop the headphones off. She has something to say.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

She said she thought that. You really heard her. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 19:17

Oh, you got a headphone off. Yeah, smart, smart, smart. Smart. Smart. Smart.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

He's in my brain. Smart. Hank's balls for my nuts. Uh, sorry, for my notes. I yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:27

I mean, if he's because he does this thing where he lays on his back and like spreads eagle, and it's funny because he puts his nuts in your face. And every now and then I go, get the fucking out of flick his nuts a little bit. Sometimes I wish Chloe would like lay on her back and do that. It's the cutest thing ever. It's so cute. But he does. He's got a big old dick and balls, and he just puts them in my face. And every now and then it is funny to make him just kind of like I I do. Like I flick his nuts like a nut tap, and he does like a fucking night. Like, oh Jesus. Keep you on your toes, little boy.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Yeah, that little sensation.

SPEAKER_06 19:55

Yeah, you're playing a little too nice around me showing them fucking nuts. What the fuck's going on?

SPEAKER_04 19:59

He's got big ass balls, dude. Alright, enough about Hank. Showing your balls, boy. He don't even like me, dude. He wouldn't come over here. You think he's gonna let me know?

SPEAKER_06 20:09

His dick to body ratio is crazy. If my dick to body ratio is the same, I'd have a fucking two-foot dick. It's crazy. His dick is ginormous compared to his body. It's crazy. Like a horse? He's got a giant dick, dude. It's my fucking boy.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

Hank, let me see.

SPEAKER_06 20:25

Hank. Sure, guessed your penis.

SPEAKER_04 20:29

Alright, can we move on?

SPEAKER_06 20:30

Yeah, of course. David Allen Coe. How big do we think his penis was? I'ma say six and a half. Better than talking about Hanks, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Sorry. No more penis talk. It's gay stuff.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

Uh no, but uh David Allen. David Allen Coe. Coe. Coe, yeah. So he has the same middle name. As what? As Edgar.

SPEAKER_06 20:56

Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Okay. I got the yeah, I guess the Poe thing. So I was one third right. I drew. Yeah. I wonder if it's yeah, definitely. Nice. Think they're ancestors? They might be. Anyone with the middle name Allen? Oh. My brother's middle name is Alan. Robert Allen Garden. Last same Wien Gardner.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

It's definitely totally it. That's totally it.

SPEAKER_06 21:17

I uh I looked him up whenever he died, and he's uh not a looker. But how did he die? I'm assuming I but anyone that dies over like 80, I just go, they're old. They just die. But then that's not how that works. I thought people always say you die of old age. That's not a real thing. You don't just die of old age. Something stops working.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

Right. Yeah, I mean, but I don't know why people say that. They say that just uh broadly.

SPEAKER_06 21:44

Yeah, but that's crazy. That's not true. Oh, of course not. It's literally not a thing. I think I'm just realizing that. That's fucking nuts. Yeah, he died of old age. He was 93. It's like, no, you can keep living. Like old age would be like if that was a genuine death note, there would be like a fucking age that like you die at. Like, oh you made it to 95. You died of old age. No, you can make it to like 110. I don't think that's true, but whatever. What'd he die of?

SPEAKER_01 22:09

It doesn't officially say, but he got hospitalized back in 2021 due to COVID and has been under intensive care.

SPEAKER_06 22:17

So damn the whole time?

SPEAKER_01 22:19

I don't know if it's the whole time. It just says um bro was fighting for five years. Died at age 86 while in hospital event um intensive care unit. No official cause of death was immediately disclosed. He has been facing declining health and was hospitalized in with COVID in 2021.

SPEAKER_06 22:38

Yeah he looks like a guy that doesn't you know take care of himself too much.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

I'm sure he's well not anymore I mean there's something about older gentlemen that don't want to take their medicine and it's they take pride in that shit it's not just gentlemen.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

A lot of older people tend to not want to take their medications.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Yeah. So you know my boy Paul remember my boy Paul from work? Yeah yeah 87 is that Paul the 87 year old Paul? Yeah yeah he uh bac bacterial laryngitis infection right now right now right now he's just champing it he's not taking anything well he found out yesterday he left mid shift went to go see a doctor and he probably won't be back till like Tuesday or Wednesday is he a smoker? No. Really he's not a smoker he's not a drinker but he does not take his medicine what medicine is he supposed like for this specifically or is he supposed to be on something? Blood pressure. Oh yeah just all of them everything yeah I'm gonna be I'm gonna be that dude he doesn't use his hearing aids either fuck yeah why would you give a fuck?

SPEAKER_06 23:40

He's always yelling dude just being deaf just yelling all the time I'm gonna be that guy I'm 10 years from that guy.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

Bacterial laryngitis could be caused as strep or it could come from getting strep first.

SPEAKER_06 23:56

Oh you know what's funny to everybody well he yeah I mean everybody kept saying I hope it's not strep but his voice was like very like I feel like I'd rather have strep than bacterial laryngitis that sounds fucked up they both sound true I've never had they both sound like they hurt yeah true dude having I'd having a sore throat might be the worst thing on the planet. I could see that it's the fucking worst dude strep's terrible I've had it like three times it's terrible um bronchitis though I think is worse ain't nobody got time for that no anybody got time for that sorry interesting it echoed interesting interesting I love that guy you gotta watch the show it's the best show on TV I mean that a hundred percent those guys are incredible Love on the spectrum interesting is there an intro song nope that's it yep interesting is straight to the fucking point dude there's uh there's this one kid named uh Logan he's hilarious like a skinny black kid what's up are they the same uh level no no no same uh people every episode so it's been this is the fourth or fifth season they have no they follow they s they follow some of them for the whole show but then sometimes they are only there for a season they check in on some of them though but no they introduce new people every season but they they check in on the old ones too if there's like something to something to note they have a love on the spectrum Australia as well oh yeah it's good Key and the dude that made it is Australian and um yeah he's just done more US seasons but the Australian one no I don't know actually but that's what I was getting at so the dude Logan he's like the skinny black kid and um he's great he's so funny but he always calls Keyan who's the producer and the guy that always interviews him and makes the show he calls him Sean and he does it like four or five times throughout the season he's like yes thank you Sean and the guy goes I'm Kean he goes oh yes sorry that's right Kean so funny just to keep calling someone the wrong name and they're all just basically on the low spectrum obviously right it varies some of them no some of them are I was gonna say pretty fucked up and that's not the right thing to say like to where some of them are to where they like can't talk or to where they can't like yeah well there was this one so Abby ended up dating this guy not Abby who's the one that just got engaged to Tyler Maddie Maddie just got engaged to Tyler who's like this country dude he's the fucking man he's awesome but before that they set him up on a date set her up on a date with this guy this guy was not nonverbal but like showed up fully like rocking headphones and like every time she would talk he'd like pop a headphone out and then like keep then he she would stop talking he'd pop it back in and like continue eating and like not really initiate anything and I I I don't know where they go with that because it's kind of fucked up because you can tell like there is levels to it that's why it's called a spectrum obviously but like and I know love knows no bounds that's kind of the point of the show but putting someone because they all have their quirks too like some of them are talkative some of them aren't she is and she needs someone that is also so even the girls are the on the date on the spectrum all everyone oh I thought it was just the guys you thought it was just regular not regular fuck what's the way that's the one the video with the girl you should neuro regul neuro neurotypical typical neurotypical people dating just that girl she didn't I didn't get that vibe from the girl. Which girl the one on that interesting interesting no yeah they all the fact that she's like do you like aquariums at a number that's autistic as fuck now they're all very yeah no they all are and every now and then they'll set them up with like someone with Down syndrome or a different uh like disability or something they they kind of mix it up but it's mostly autistic and then down for love is down syndrome dating that's a whole separate thing. That makes sense it's a great show also not near as good though also on Netflix. Yes that's so good love on the spectrum is the best show on TV if you want to cry the happiest tears watch that show it's so good do I want to cry yeah of course you do I don't like crying already really I gotta fart how are we feeling about that and that's just normal for you test in the room I'm gonna let her up this this might be the first podcast fart. The door's open today's the day oh it's going away don't uh what the fuck was that babe tell him that's not how you normally fart squeeze too hard that was crazy you squeezed too hard I did I think I waited too long I waited too long half of it's back up in my wherever it goes fucking Narnia my body that was stupid Narnia hit the fucking crickets that's bullshit um yeah David Allen coe's dead sucks uh shout out uh David Allen Coe yeah shout out sorry you threw me off with that fart and then you switched to that it's all good uh uh what was I gonna say yeah uh yeah Texas Supreme Court talking well no let's do a segue and talking government now do you think David Allen coe ever smoked weed?

SPEAKER_04 29:08

You know what probably interesting smoke anything going on with weed right now he looks like he did yeah definitely he definitely did so they had a uh ruling uh another I guess that the interesting thing is killing me interesting okay so in March there was a temporary well not even temporary they didn't know it was gonna be temporary in March there was a ban on smokable THCA hemp products for all smoke shops in Texas okay that lasted about two weeks then it became a temporary ban to where they can sell it again. This is Delta eight delta nine this is THCA Delta eight delta nine okay CBD doesn't count because it's non-psychoactive okay um but now um anyways that got pushed back the temporary ban only lasted well technically it's it's we're back to it right now what was the reasoning for the temporary ban they were just like we gotta ban this shit quick Trump I hate that we're talking a little bit government but Trump reclassified it as a non-dangerous drug.

SPEAKER_06 30:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:22

Federally federally okay sick so yeah it's he's basically telling him like it's not dangerous.

SPEAKER_06 30:29

Like stop making it's insane that it took till 2026 for them to be like hey weed's okay like stop making it sound so dangerous it's not a schedule one drug.

SPEAKER_04 30:37

Exactly yeah it's fucking ridiculous like then that temporary ban they put that on so they but what's going on right now is that the smoke shops they're not uh they're not buying they're not like re-upping on their stuff because of this shit of this temporary ban uh but today may 1st there was a there's a hearing to where that it's it's a temporary injunction to where now it's it's basically the same thing. Yeah it's that ban but now it's moved to July 27th.

SPEAKER_06 31:10

So it's still banned.

SPEAKER_04 31:12

It's they prolonged the ban? So the ban sorry I threw myself off I might have fucked it there was a temporary ban okay then there was another hearing like two uh I think like four days later I was like it didn't last long okay I put a block on the temporary ban. So the ban was lifted the ban was lifted okay temporary block is what they called it okay smoke shops owners are not buying anything they're not buying anything new they're waiting to sell whatever they have now and until all this is over. So today that hearing gave them that opportunity until July 27th to sell smokable products. Okay. So that gives them the chance to buy stuff again if they're you know if they want. Like I was telling her I was like they need to buy their best sellers again and yeah hopefully they keep them in stock for the next month. Because they have a whole month and a half technically yeah almost two months so what's gonna happen then? We'll find out again. That's doing this they literally just keep pushing it back. Uh but today they moved it to where they don't have to worry about it till July 27th. Like the people it's a long time it's the day after Amber's birthday that's why that's why it sounded yeah I was like not only is it seven days after hers I was like why is it as significant no I'm talking about Breeze Breeze is 720 she's 726 no the noise fucked me up sorry that red Mustang fucking bullshit um fuck that red Mustang uh so basically now that temporary block is the here until July 27th but then today they also decided to ban Delta H T A C.

SPEAKER_06 32:57

That's a whole different it's a that's a whole different rule now?

SPEAKER_04 32:59

It's a whole different strain whole different rule. So you can sell the smokable stuff but not Delta 8 so yeah now okay yeah yeah but Delta 8's not the one you need to worry about I mean who needs to worry about I say you the the the the cops the people the potheads whatever oh people that are trying to get it banned like Delta 8's not the one that people potheads potheads aren't buying Delta 8. They don't care about that one yeah well don't fucking narc dude don't tell them which one to worry about well now I'm not going to all good just no it's obviously fuck the government though but right now is what I'm saying like the government is like they're they're putting a ban on one that doesn't matter it's ridiculous to people yeah it's just so just they're just showing people like or like the people I say people I don't know which people I'm talking about I'm talking about the people that like are anti marijuana anti-weed which who even is that anymore and like who the fuck is still doing that do you know anyone personally that holds it down still being like fuck weed's bad for you oh yeah really totally in my family yes family what yeah especially my family older folks specifically his family really older folks and I was the only one to be honest my brother tried it it wasn't his thing he told me he didn't like it he didn't like it yeah I don't fuck with weed either just because I don't it's not for me but it's still objectively not dangerous. I I stopped smoking a long time ago but yeah um I started at like like 17 yeah like 16 17 in high school yeah so but like yeah I don't yeah I don't people yeah I don't know I feel like even and then all they're doing with this temporary ban and this block bullshit is bringing the people back to their original dealers.

SPEAKER_06 34:43

Yeah like they're making them go back to the black thing yeah that's the whole thing is like if you want it to be safer you have to regulate it. Right. That's y'all's whole thing. Right. Dumbasses And that's what they did.

SPEAKER_04 34:52

That's what they have been doing for this past few years until they decided to randomly put a block on this and then they temporary banned the block I was like why even what's the point of all that to just keep it keep it fresh. Yeah keep it coming you know that's what's bringing the money in like speaking of smoking she just reminded me of something that I wanted to talk about.

SPEAKER_06 35:17

The UK is it UK fuck let me pull it back up sorry I heard about this on the on the radio or something the UK passed legislation in May 2026 creating a smoke free generation by banning sales to anyone born after 2008. I think I saw that that's about cigarettes. Yeah that's fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

Yeah that's insane yet vapes are still a thing.

SPEAKER_06 35:39

Well I think they can't it's vapes too it's it's all nicotine products cigarettes vapes shit like that in the UK for anyone I don't know if it's if it's passed yet but they're they're pushing for it. I see I saw which is insane to me. So that means there's gonna be in the future like 50 year old people that can't buy cigarettes. There's gonna have to be 60 year old people buying 50 year old people cigarettes because their date was before 2008. 2008 that's fucking R-worded bro that is I think that's R-worded as hell interesting interesting trippy though it's it's weird. Yeah I mean fuck I'm all for like I'm a big you know personal freedom I get it I'm I get it I just that's that's a weird thing to take away from people I think if you want to but I'm big on like you should legalize most things I'm a big legalizer guy personal personal accountability I wouldn't go as far as to say like heroin and meth maybe there's arguments for it but like I I I'm I'm serious but like I don't know I I don't taking that away from people is just weird to me. Like you're not allowed to it's like who the fuck are you?

SPEAKER_04 36:46

And that's literally just for the newer newer whatever anyone born after 2008. What are the kids? It's not is Gen Z or anything alpha. Gen Alpha?

SPEAKER_06 36:55

Yeah that's the new one that's literally they're they're doing it for the kids which I get like it does it leads to healthier things but we've done this before with prohibition yeah 2008 is Gen Z. But we've done this before that's they're 22 now no they're 16 damn this is bad 19 or 20 there you go I only know this because of my because of October. Math 2008 14 14 damn we all fucked it up yep nope no it's eight it's 18 18 18 18 18 18 plus eight hey that makes sense as why they passed the law it's 18 year olds now so that makes sense that makes sense 18 I thought it was 21 right now. It is but maybe not in the UK okay right it's true 18 seems like around but speaking of ages in UK I just heard about something with Russell Brand getting in trouble because he fucked a 16 year old over there and admitted it or something but that's their age of consent and this was my thought on it I think if you're a celebrity that's still insane. It's insane my my thought on it is like okay one sure if that's the age of consent over there whatever but that's that's weird you have to pick the highest one my thought exactly when I heard that is if you're a celebrity you're American now and you have to go by our standards. Because if you're a celebrity that means you're a celebrity here. And that's crazy. So you can't be a celebrity that technically yeah I live in the UK and I'm British. You can't be like yeah fucked a 16 year old because I'm over here it's like nah dude you're talking to an American audience predominantly you fucking act like it that's weird. You know what I mean? Like that's a weird thing to admit and also I don't even know if that's what happened. I just made all that up in my head.

SPEAKER_04 38:30

I'm pretty sure that's what happened. So I mean I don't know exactly what happened but I I did see him I was like why is he in the news again?

SPEAKER_06 38:36

But he's a fucking weirdo like that dude Russell Brand like that dude's been been weird. What you got you got it? Please tell me I wasn't crazy wrong.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

As of May 2026 Russell Brand is facing multiple criminal charges in the UK for rape and sexual assault that's a different thing.

SPEAKER_06 38:52

That's it he got in trouble for that a couple years ago that yeah that's now coming allegations yes there's a new thing where he just did an interview where he like kind of like brushed off like yeah fuck the 16 year old and people are like canceling him for it. It's not like legal action because it's not illegal. But people are like yo what the fuck don't talk like that chat gree will be right back with results on that rehearse that chat GP pre that's a tongue twisting it is a tongue twister it's hard and I practiced it a lot while I was taking that shit last week and that's why I said it so well chat GP Bree.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

I've said it a hundred times I got it thank you chat GP Bree that was good let's go anyways we bounced all over the fucking place there sorry about that no I mean that's going on that's kind of what happens whenever you we can't figure out a topic yes you heard that right we couldn't figure out a topic this is our first topicless episode since episode two I like that topicless it is oh she's back as of generating as of April 2026 Russell Brandon has publicly acknowledged having a sexual relationship with a 16 year old girl when he was 30.

SPEAKER_06 39:58

Yeah that's correct speaking on the Megan Kelly show uh brand stated that the encounter was legal under UK law where the age of consent is 16 but described his past behavior as selfish and exploit explo exploitative expectative yeah that's fucked up you can't like I said you're talking most of your audience I feel like even if you're a British celebrity is American we don't fuck with that over here dude you can't fuck 16 year olds we fuck with 18. There's even but it is a state by state thing but like most people think of age of consent you think 18. That's 18. And I would look at him weird if he said he fucked an 18 year old that's still kind of weird. Bump it up to 20 for you bro you're fucking old.

SPEAKER_04 40:37

Yeah we watch we watch a YouTube channel called Colorado Pet Patrol which is basically just a family started company pet owners they'll yeah they'll they lure them those are fun decoys yeah and they meet him and catch him online those guys I feel like though those guys are all mentally ill and they'd fuck anything walking that's my take on most of those guys well no that's why I'm just saying like that's crazy the fact that their age of consent is 16.

SPEAKER_06 41:01

Yeah ours is 13 ours is 13 no 18 oh tripping no thinking of uh uh no I'm sorry that's not an age of consent what is that uh they're not uh what did he say 13 year olds when please correct this they're not fully uh they're not fully developed he says there's a word I don't think we're developed till like our 20s though adolescent no there's a word you guys talk keep freaking so you're saying like well I mean that's when a teenager starts that's not age of consent um uh you just fuck goddamn oh good let's figure this out it's it's bothering me uh I'm trying is it like a legal term uh age of consent because I know there's a different term because I've heard perverts say this there's a different term before like people be like oh that guy's a pedophile because he fucked a 14 year old apparently that's not classified as a pedophile under law there's a different word something a file for guys that have sex with still underage people but they're not adolescent it's called something else and I don't know what it is so I don't want to just like take a guess but it's like a like a something else a file instead of pedophile something replaces ped. Really yeah and then that's like but that's like I don't I don't know the ages either it's like 12 to 18 or whatever it is. Like there's there's you know what I'm saying like sections of it. But I don't know. I don't know what the hell you were talking about.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

I can't I I I just gave up so I mean if it comes we should probably just not talk about this yeah we should probably not talk about fucking underage kids.

SPEAKER_06 42:29

All kids are underage fuck Russell Brand yeah that guy's just always been a little bit of a nut job though you know that's true and and even his characters yeah he play yeah off the walls he's just a wild boy get him to the Greek great movie though fun movie I haven't seen that movie in so long smoked the juice oh no I'm talking about big fat Greek wedding oh my big fat Greek wedding yeah stroke the wall that movie's so funny get him to the Greek is good Jonah Hill in uh Forgetting Sarah Marshall where he's the singer that's that's a funny movie too Jonah Hill playing his super fan as like a waiter that's such a good character and never mind we don't need to just reminisce on movies. What else we got? I got some fun snacks I brought some stuff to eat on the podcast crunchy and chewy. What you got? Hold on I should have been more prepared what look at Hank it look at Hank I think so fucking cute you don't have to be prepared this episode this was the unprepared episode this is the unprepared episode listen to this I sound like those TikTok ladies that are prepared we're just not this is what they do on TikTok I fucking finger their bags I got shrimp chips crispy crunchy flavored shrimp chips original from Calby made with wild caught shrimp let me see that real quick well I want to read it experience the true taste oh it's Japanese I'd hope so why because I mean they make the best true out of like ordinary flavored stuff they make some exotic shit not a very long ingredient list which is what kind of pumped me up on these because that's cool. Look at the ingredient list of shit we make here. It's not the greatest. We got wheat flour, palm oil, shrimp, starch, salt, MSG, sugar, sodium bicarbonate, ammonium, ammonium chloride. Contains crustacean, shellfish, shrimp, and wheat.

SPEAKER_04 44:20

So not for people with shellfish allergies. Or gluten allergies, yes. Or wait, gluten allergies?

SPEAKER_06 44:25

Yeah, it's got wheat. Um, then I brought. I just looked at the picture of these. I thought these were jelly beans. They're not. That's funny. Ooh. Oh, people are gonna fucking hate this episode. All we did was talk about having sex with minors and make noises. That is not all we talked about. David Allencoe. He probably uh's from Great British Sweets, wine gums. From the UK. Yeah, these are from the UK. Speaking of the UK, that's why I brought these here. I've been pumped on the UK lately, and they don't have any of the red 40 and stuff. They're all colored with cool stuff. Let me see. Colored with vegetable juice, carrot, turmeric, turmeric, olecin, paprika, spirulina extract, and oleuresin. I already said that one. Pretty much close to this thing. Yeah, these are yeah, they're roughly the same. We got wine gums, and then what are the other ones? Jelly.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Jelly babies.

SPEAKER_06 45:22

Jelly babies. Should we go shrimp or sweet first? Probably shrimp, right? Have our main course then our dessert. That noise is crazy. People are gonna love it, dude. People are gonna love it.

SPEAKER_04 45:36

No wonder people make so much money off of the shit. You like it?

SPEAKER_06 45:39

That sounds crazy, dude. Is that ASMR? Yeah, totally. I'm gonna bust into these shrimp chips. We can't crunch on the mic though. Okay. So we might have to try them one at a time and then because we can't. Or should we pause and try them? Or how does it how does this work? I mean, we can fucking embarrassing work out.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

He's a personal trainer, people want to. Hold on. Oh, he's gonna tear it. I'm dumb. Alright, there we go.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

I mean, that's how the fuck me. God damn. Like the wild chips. You have to rip them open.

SPEAKER_06 46:08

Oh good lord, those dang.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 46:12

Oh my god. Baby smell. You like shrimp, I got them for you. It's not like horrible. You said you're gonna blind taste it? You're gonna get a whiff of that. That's fucking horrible, but it's like dried shrimp in your face. Yeah, that's rough. You got a whiff. That's great. It smells like pork rinds almost. That's true. That's bad. Alright. Free grab one. You gonna try, everyone? Are we trying them all at the same time? Just have a little quiet section.

SPEAKER_02 46:37

You got one? You got the couch one. You wanna clean them? That's fine.

SPEAKER_05 46:43

All right.

SPEAKER_06 46:43

Y'all go ahead. Actually, I want to watch y'all take y'all's first bite. That way we're not just silent for way too long.

SPEAKER_05 46:48

Uh there you go. I'm just gonna.

SPEAKER_06 46:52

Oh. That's fine. It's actually really good. That's not bad at all.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

Tastes way better than what they smell.

SPEAKER_06 46:59

That smells so fucking bad. Oh lee, that smells like uh Olive's anal gland issues when she juices on her couch. It smells a little bit like that. Shrimpy. Fishy. That's how we describe it to the vet. We go a little fishy.

SPEAKER_01 47:12

And now you can keep the chips.

SPEAKER_06 47:18

This episode sucks, dude. It doesn't. No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Alright, good. Dude, do you see this?

SPEAKER_02 47:25

They're pretty good. They're not bad. It's actually not that bad.

SPEAKER_06 47:30

They're not as shrimpy as I feel like they should be more shrimpy.

SPEAKER_05 47:32

I get the wheat flour. Yeah. It's just it tastes like a yeah, like a wheat chip. I get the wheat flour more than for like an aftertaste. It's not bad.

SPEAKER_06 47:41

Oh, good lord. That sounds crazy. Yeah, well, I'm over these, babe. That's all you. On to the sweet stuff. I'm excited about these. They're actually really good. They're pretty good. I feel like they'd be good dipped in something. I just can't think of what.

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Cocktail sauce.

SPEAKER_04 47:59

Crawfish sauce. Good call. You say cocktail? That's better.

SPEAKER_05 48:03

You say crawfish sauce?

SPEAKER_06 48:05

Yeah. These are huge. They don't smell bad. I just got way too close. These smell. Oh, it said the flavors on these also. What color is yours?

SPEAKER_04 48:17

Uh I'm gonna say raspberry. You're gonna guess?

SPEAKER_06 48:20

Raspberry color. Let's just do this every week. Let's just try to. Alright, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 48:28

They look like horse pills.

SPEAKER_06 48:30

They do, they're huge. Flavors. Reals, yeah. Okay, we got uh black currant, raspberry, good call, lemon, pear, orange, lime. I think mine's probably gonna be lemon, right? Or pear? This would be lemons, yellow. What color is yours? Yours is round. They're all long. Oh, they're different shapes.

SPEAKER_04 48:53

What is yours?

SPEAKER_05 48:57

That's gonna be oh, that's good. That's not bad.

SPEAKER_06 48:59

Yeah, I mean, it's good. That's not bad. I got a lemon one. I love lemon. It's my favorite starburst, too.

SPEAKER_04 49:03

I think it's raspberry, I was right.

SPEAKER_06 49:05

Yep. I love lemon starburst.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

Yeah, I love lappy.

SPEAKER_06 49:10

People don't fuck with the yellow one. I fuck with yellow everything, whether it's banana, lemon. I hate banana taffy, though. Oh, the laffy taffy? Yeah, I wanted to. Yeah, say that laffy taffy. That laffy taffy. Remember that song? What a banger.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

The lefty taffy.

SPEAKER_06 49:30

This is a good episode.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

This is also how y'all normally are, just off mic.

SPEAKER_06 49:36

We peaked at episode six. Or five. Whichever one's too exactly.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

There is no peak. You're right.

SPEAKER_06 49:41

They're we're climbing Everest right now, dude. Those are pretty fuck. Damn, babe, what you got going on there? Give me a give me a red. That's so good. I love these.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

I like the little like uh the harder chewing gummies.

SPEAKER_06 49:56

Yeah, definitely. I they make me feel healthier because they're not from America. And that's a bad thing. Now we touch feet again. I'm wearing shoes. Doesn't count. Doesn't count as flitsies.

SPEAKER_05 50:06

Let me try that orange one.

SPEAKER_06 50:08

You like orange stuff? I don't fuck with orange stuff at all.

SPEAKER_05 50:12

Good throw, babe. I love orange stuff.

SPEAKER_04 50:14

Oh, the circle. Oh, it's gin. Gin? Gin. Like G-I-N. No, like J-I-N. Gin oh like No, I was kidding, you're right. Oh I was fucking with you. I just didn't look you in the eye like a smart ass.

SPEAKER_06 50:29

We just had a uh tangerine coconut water. It was fucking disgusting. It tasted like orange juice with a splash of coconut water, and it was disgusting. I didn't like it at all.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

I like these. I like them because they're subtle in the flavor.

SPEAKER_06 50:43

Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. They feel healthier. It's not like artificial as hell.

SPEAKER_04 50:47

They're good. They're just super hard chews. I just took that whole thing as a Taverner's wine gums.

SPEAKER_05 50:52

And that's just those.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

That's not even the babies, huh? $4 for a bag.

SPEAKER_06 50:56

Not bad though.

SPEAKER_04 50:57

It's better than $6 for one coconut water.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

That's like Black Forest gummies are um healthier and more expensive.

SPEAKER_06 51:06

What's black forest?

SPEAKER_01 51:08

They're like the juiciest gummy bears, um, and they're like with natural juice. Um, so they're like a gusher. They don't gush, but you can tell that they definitely taste healthier, but they're so good. I'd I'm a gummy candy kind of kid. Um, so whenever I found those, um, those are definitely over haribo. Um, yeah. And I I kind of talk shit on haribo. I don't like haribo. I still don't really fuck it. Yeah, they taste like rubber. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

Once you see the logo of Black Forest, you'll probably recognize that.

SPEAKER_06 51:40

Okay. You know what haribeau also fucks up at? And it's not even their fault at all. This is more of a chiller beef problem. Oh, they're gummy, every gummy thing, if you put in froyo or ice cream as a topping, freezes and it's hard as fuck. You can't eat it. It's it's dumb. So science needs to fix that. Science needs to fix gummy not freezing. Does that make sense? I'm gonna go for another shrimp chip.

SPEAKER_04 52:01

Yeah, like if you're gonna put if you're gonna have like stuff like that on your menu, like make sure the maker makes it to where it doesn't do that.

SPEAKER_06 52:08

Yes. It's weird. They have all perfect ingredients to put in froyo, and then they throw these gummies in there. And of course, Amber's gonna grab the gummy worms. She loves gummy worms. She has no self-control.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

Gummy worms are the bombs.

SPEAKER_06 52:20

They're the bomb. Well, you can't put them in frozen shit because they freeze. These are so good. I'll tell you, I feel like these are gonna taste the exact same as uh oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Black Forest. I noticed that. I feel like the jelly babies are gonna taste the exact same as the jelly wet bag. I could see that. I could totally see that. What are these jelly what? No, wine gums. They're laffy, it's happy. Eat it with wine? Bust them open, bust them open, bust them open. Let's read the read the thing. What flavors we got on that one?

SPEAKER_04 52:51

Okay, flavors. If I'm reading this correctly, it might be the same.

SPEAKER_06 52:56

It was under the ingredient list on the other one.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

Uh black currant. Yeah, whatever that is. Same strawberry, raspberry, orange, lime lemon, lime.

SPEAKER_06 53:08

Okay. No orange. Oh, you did say orange. There was no strawberry in these. What was the other one? Raspberry lemon. Oh, pear in this one. I want to try pear. Where's pear? What color is a pear? Shout out to the pears. Do you remember that Rick Ross video?

SPEAKER_03 53:23

No, I do not.

SPEAKER_06 53:24

He lost a bunch of weight. And he said, I've been like eating like fruit and shit. Shout out to the pears. No, I don't remember that. It's so funny. Interesting. Oh, I ate the no pear. That's probably limited. Oh I'll get around to it. These take 30 minutes and two.

SPEAKER_01 53:50

It might be green.

SPEAKER_06 53:51

There's no green.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

I might have eaten the only one.

SPEAKER_06 53:55

You had a green one?

SPEAKER_01 53:56

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 53:57

Was it good?

SPEAKER_01 53:58

It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_06 53:59

These are good. These are powdered. What?

SPEAKER_05 54:02

Jelly babies from Taverners are powdered? I'm assuming it's the Oh, it's coconut. Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_04 54:10

It might be coconut. What's coconut? Are you teasing me? Give me the fucking coconut. They're like white.

SPEAKER_06 54:16

You're white. Are they sour? You're white. You're all white. Oh, it says they contain coconut. Beef gelatin, glucose. What's the coconut?

SPEAKER_04 54:26

The powdered part.

SPEAKER_06 54:28

Oh, the maize starch. Maïs. Yeah, maize starch. Mace. Maye starch. Maye is corn. Babe, you want a strawberry one? Psych. It's cornstarch. You don't like uh it's literally cornstarch. You don't like strawberry. Ooh. Oh, they're shaped like babies. That's weird. They're all like babies. I don't fuck with lime stuff. Sorry to put that back. What? Jack check. You don't like lime? I do, but I don't. Does that make sense? Black currant? Yeah, I get it. Oh, these are soft.

SPEAKER_05 54:57

Way like way soft.

SPEAKER_06 54:58

Oh, they're like hollow.

SPEAKER_05 55:00

Oh, those are good. Oh, those are good. That voice tone. Guys, those are good. Those are way better than these. They're just good. Oh jelly babies? I fuck with those a lot. Holy shit, those are good.

SPEAKER_06 55:17

Hey, I think that's a good thing. That's a new movie theater right there, dude. That's so good. Do you like them? I can't tell.

unknown 55:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 55:28

Jelly babies. Give you a bite of those. I'm telling you, those are incredible. Right? The texture throws you off for a second, but then you fall in love with it.

SPEAKER_05 55:36

Yeah, I'm about to do something. That's incredible. What you about to do? I'm about to do something. What are you about to do?

SPEAKER_04 55:40

They're gonna know exactly when I pop it in my mouth.

SPEAKER_05 55:43

Oh you ready?

SPEAKER_04 55:45

Pause on that. Yeah, what? This is exactly when I did it. That was good. You need headphones for that. See them. No, it's a little cork pop. Oh, super soft. Right?

SPEAKER_03 56:02

I don't they're too sweet.

SPEAKER_05 56:05

Really?

SPEAKER_01 56:06

That's a little odd because normally I'm the one who says things are too sweet. Yo, those are so fucking good. What even flavor was that?

SPEAKER_04 56:12

What color was that?

SPEAKER_01 56:13

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 56:14

I didn't even look at it. Oh, it was like purple. Grape? Or black? Probably the black line. Ew.

SPEAKER_05 56:23

You don't like them either?

SPEAKER_04 56:25

Give me another one. Like a not black currant currant. I keep going back to these shrimp chips. They're pretty fucking good. This one's probably lemon lime. Oh, they're literally babies. That's just lime. They're pregnant babies. No, it's lemon and lime. They're two different flavors.

SPEAKER_05 56:39

Oh, I got you. Yeah, yeah. It's like a pregnant baby, huh? I'll try a lime one. You don't like these?

SPEAKER_04 56:44

It's like a baby in a coffin. What?

SPEAKER_05 56:46

Mummy.

SPEAKER_06 56:48

I get what you're going for. Oh, look, they're literally hollow. Is there something in them?

SPEAKER_04 56:54

I don't think so. I think that's softer gummy.

SPEAKER_06 56:56

Oh god, lime soft.

SPEAKER_04 56:57

No, it's just the colors.

SPEAKER_06 57:00

That's not bad. I like these. I like these. Good call. Good call on buying these. I know. I was giving myself props. Props to Josh. Thank you. This is this is a fun. I might do this every podcast. I'm gonna go to a weird store every week and just buy some weird shit. I like this. These are great. Those not so much. Shrimp chips? I like them.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

It didn't work when I wanted it to. I was like, why aren't you working? Sorry. You like the harder ones, babe?

SPEAKER_05 57:38

Good. Cause I don't. These. I'm gonna eat the whole fucking bag of them.

SPEAKER_04 57:49

I looked at her when I said it.

SPEAKER_06 57:51

Hell yeah. That black currant one's gross.

SPEAKER_04 57:55

Yeah, that's nasty.

SPEAKER_06 57:56

That tastes uh tastes like medicine.

SPEAKER_04 57:58

Will you Google what that is? Black currant. Is that current? I was saying current. I kept saying that. Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 58:05

Oh, you said it right. Phonetically for her to spell it out, though. It's A N T. Black Current. So I don't know what that is. Like it's made from tide water. I feel like these will give me a tummy ache real quick. I guess you'll find out. True, I'm gonna eat all of them. I can't stop. No, I'll I'll save it for after the pod. That was a fun little session. Yeah, that's cool. People can are we doing the chapters in the podcast? What do you mean, chapters? Like where it says what we do each whatever, like for throughout the section. Synopsis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If people want to skip the eating part, is what I'm saying. They might people might want to skip this. Because of the smacking. Do people not hate that? Uh it depends on the person, I guess. You're right. Man, that's facts. Here, let me give them one more.

SPEAKER_01 58:48

Black currant is a bold, tart, and tangy berry with a deeply complex flavor, combining sweet, earthy, and slightly floral herbal undertones. That's why you said it tastes like medicine. Yeah. Anything that's like floral and herbal.

SPEAKER_04 59:05

I don't know how people like that. That's insane.

SPEAKER_06 59:08

Fucking pervert.

SPEAKER_01 59:11

What else? To continue, it says it is often described as a richer, more acidic cousin to conquered grapes or cherries.

SPEAKER_06 59:18

Fuck no, actually ain't nothing like grapes. I got grape flavor from it. Fuck you then, dude. Going against my shit.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

Y'all can't agree on everything.

SPEAKER_06 59:30

True. Black currant. Is that like a British fruit? Does it grow here? That's a good point. I feel like I've never heard of a black currant. That's some shit that's like that's some shit they would be like, yeah, we eat that for breakfast. What the fuck does it look like? Gotta get that TV fired up. Pull up a black currant on there. We got one right there. Right now, on it. True. Man, that was a visual joke. That would have hit if people were in the room.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

That was good. Black curtain.

SPEAKER_06 59:57

It's actually a studio blanket for the listeners. That's why our fucking audio is so good.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:02

Sometimes.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:03

Should I I'm a slurp on Mike too. Give it all to him, huh?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:07

Give him the tin.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:08

Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:11

Did the gulp pick up on Mike? I heard it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard it. Yeah, I'll give the neck on there. Is that coffee? Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, it looks like a grape.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:22

It's like a blueberry or something, yeah. No, it's a fucking grape. That's a grape. Um I am completely lost now.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:33

How far in are we? Oh, we're an hour in.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:36

What a great episode, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:38

We did it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:39

That's so good. I think I know that'd be cool though. Not just like I think we should. So you threw me off randomly. I didn't think we'd be trying off. I didn't think we'd be trying any snacks. I think I we should do that often. Got your ass, boy. Next time I'm gonna throw you off and bring something.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:55

Yeah. Okay. Well, hold on. Alright, let me stop eating.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:58

Let me podcast them. We're podcasting. Let me stop talking.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:02

Or eating, I mean. Fuck. From Boston? From Boston. Alright. I'm back. No more food. Baby, can you pull those away from me, please? So I don't eat them. Give me one more. Oh, that water is good from H E B. Those are so good. We have so many.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:15

That is so that is good. It is better than Vita.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:18

What the hell's V? Oh, yeah, yeah. V I T.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:20

Yeah. I bought the C2Os this time instead of those ones. I'm sorry. They're fine. I ain't tripping.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:25

I just I was just pointing out because I see it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:27

Um, the black currant berry thing is um the regions that it's normally grown in is Central and Northern Europe and Northern Asia.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:37

Yeah, we don't fuck with black currant over here.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:39

That makes sense why it's in the UK. Yeah. I don't like it. You have to probably like uh buy that uh seed off like eBay or something if you want to start growing that here.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:51

God, those gummies are good, man. Those wine babies are f or what are they called? Jelly babies babies from Taverners, so good. I went into a I forget what it's called, British Choice. It's like a British store. I went in there and it was for Christmas. I was trying to get some like quirky fucking gift for like Secret Santa or something. I went in there and was like, hey, my family, like, we don't really fuck with other food. Like, what would you recommend to someone like us to like try? Like, what would be exotic for me to try, right? So she gave me a bunch of like candies, and they were like Cadbury, and she was like, The Cadbury you eat here is bullshit. Cadbury is a British company and they they're like super proud of it and they love it. And they gave me a bunch of like authentic Cadbury shit. It's incredible. It's like malty, it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:43

They if I'm not mistaken, on Friends Keep Secrets, they were actually just talking about um Cadbury with who is their most freaking Russell Brand.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:55

Was it Russell Brand?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:56

No, it was not Russell Brand.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:57

I don't know his I don't remember his name. The guy from uh Saltburn.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:01

Oh, the handsome boy that everyone's on right now. Yeah, he's hot. This is the one that showed his penis on the show?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:06

Yeah, dude, he's super um he's super self-conscious. He is about his body. He's hot. But like, so he doesn't have Instagram above like he doesn't have his own. He'll bother, like he'll sorry, he'll borrow his brother's phone and like scroll through comments and find images of himself and like let the and he lets the comments get to him. Well that's dumb. Yeah. That guy's dumb.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:33

His name, Barry Coigen.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:34

Barry Coagan, yeah. Barry Coe, and they were like, do we say Koigen or Coigen? Coigen?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:39

Kohigan.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:40

But yeah, he's really cool. I forgot he showed his penis in the show until they brought it up. Yeah, and then I now I remember the whole scene again.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:46

We also only watched that yes. Yeah, I didn't watch it. It we watched it and it it's a very weird yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:53

I tried watching it and then I was like, nah, not for me, dude. Not for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:58

We watched it because of our um previous podcast that we were affiliated with.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:04

Everybody in the room, like like all we all watched it. So next time we recorded the episode, it was we all knew like what we were talking about.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:13

I was thinking we should do that with some stuff. Either like a documentary to talk about or maybe a movie or something. We should all watch something throughout the week. Or like I think we should do homework.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:22

I think we should do that. I think we should uh maybe go out together all one day. Yeah, try something, talk about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:30

Yeah, no, we talked about the food truck thing. We need to do that. I want that food truck right there. Maybe the barbecue one? No, no, no. The one the taco one.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:39

Oh, okay. Maybe like right now. They're open and popping. Are they really? They're open until 11.

unknown 1:04:45

Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

There's also a crawfish place um down the street as well.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:49

Is there really? Yeah. We have a crawfish place down the street. It's called the best in town. It's a house. I think I know what you're talking about. It's outside of a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They turned the little uh trailer into uh like a kitchen. Okay. They have outside seating, yeah, yeah, yeah. Covered seating. And like uh they have TVs, they have fans. Did y'all eat dinner already? Uh we have not. We actually plan on making tacos.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:14

Oh, y'all are making the the lasagna thing. Oh, we're no, we're doing simple egg sandwiches tonight.

unknown 1:05:19

Egg sand means.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:20

You'll do that on Friday every night or every every week? Because y'all did that last week.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

Actually, we didn't do that last week. We were planning things last week. How dare you? What happened? Uh pizza?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:31

Oh, yeah, we brought Amber brought pizza. Oh, yeah. That's right. Amber hooked it up with the Marcos. When y'all left, I ate so much more pizza. I ate so much fucking pizza.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:39

You actually started right before we left. Yeah, yeah, that's right. We were walking out already.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:45

Yeah, we were watching the Rockets, which I'm about to go do again. Game six today, right? It is, and if they can pull off winning the next two, which I was about to say they have to win the last few, right? Yeah, well, they it'd be the first ever team to blow a 3-0 lead, would be LeBron's Lake. Right now, but that's probably not gonna happen. The team, you know, that is I mean, they've been playing fine, they're good. It's just you know, I just want to talk sports on here. I just heard they have to win the last three four or see that. So you have to win four out of seven, and they lost the first three, which is they were about to get swept, and then they've won two now, and then they play tonight, and they could tie the series tonight, and then they would have to go back to Los Angeles. I think I'm pretty sure they're playing in Houston, right? I'm pretty sure. They're the higher C. Yeah, so they're yeah, they're in the Toyota Center.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:29

My co-worker talks about it a lot.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:31

The WNBA is coming back to Houston. I saw that. That's exciting. I'm dead serious. That's fucking that's so sick. What's funny?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

Paul's like, why the hell? Why the hell why?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:41

We used to have the comets. Like we were fine without the comets. But the comets won the first four WNBA championships. That's just solid. They whenever the league was formed, they won it for the first four, I think, four or five years. They were like a solid team, solid organization. But um, no, I'm pumped on it because I like basketball and I like Houston.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

So Super Bowl happened already. So now it's this, and then what's after this? What's after this?

SPEAKER_06 1:07:08

Right now, what's going on is NBA playoffs and NHL playoffs. So we got hockey and basketball playoffs going on right now. Um, those will wrap up. Uh NBA will wrap up in June. I'm not positive about hockey. Baseball's going on now, so I'm assuming whenever that ends, baseball playoffs won't be too far behind it. And then baseball still? Baseball just started. Or I guess it started like a month ago. Yeah, you're right. I remember. Um Yeah, and then Yeah, you said the Olympics. When is the Olympics? It's this year. It's in Italy? No, it already happened. It already happened. The winter Olympics happen. Oh yeah, the Winter Olympics happened. Those Summer Olympics are in 2028. In uh Los Angeles.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:52

I'm thinking X Games as well. X Games just happened in Aspen.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:56

They still do X Games? The Winter X Games?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:58

Yeah, Winter X Games.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:58

Oh, okay, nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:00

The Hockey League goes through June.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:02

They do also, yeah, it makes sense because it's series of seven also, and they start around the same time as NBA.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:07

So I never watched it. Stanley hockey. I never actually watched it live. I uh growing up in California, my brother would play the the game.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:16

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:16

And like you can actually fight.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:18

Yeah, it's awesome. That was pretty cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:20

NHL's cool. I I want to get into hockey, and uh, I told Amber like playoffs are going on. I want to pick a team to like root for. I think I'm leaning towards the Chicago Blackhawks. I don't even know if they're in the playoffs. I like their logo a lot. Um, but I just because Houston doesn't have a team, and I can't root for a Dallas team. Do you guys watch games together?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:37

Nope. No. So would would she watch it with you?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:40

Or you I mean it'd be on the TV just like she watches basketball with me and she's on Instagram and I'm watching basketball. But like she'll hang out. We always hang out together, yeah. Yeah, so like if something's on, yeah, yeah. We're always hanging out. Right. Um but yeah, I I love basketball. But I want to get more into hockey. I do like hockey, but I don't have a team to root for, so I don't have like a vested interest. So I want to pick one. I kind of want to pick one like sight unseen. I want to do like full girl lodging and be like, I like the colors and just root for that one. I don't know. Blackhawks have a cool logo, it's an Indian dude, sorry, Native American. And then there's the Kraken, Indigenous, Indigenous. There's the Seattle Kraken, the Kraken, like like the fucking giant yeah, the sea monster, which is cool. I think it's Seattle, the Kraken. And then there's the uh there's another really cool one that I forgot. It's like a weird one. Oh, there's another it's like a weird, weird one. What the fuck is I'm gonna pull up NHL mascots here, and it'll be it'll be something cool. The Blackhawks have a sick ass logo, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:48

There's a team with uh lightning.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:51

Yeah. Tampa Bay Lightning. Calgary Flames, New York Rangers. I know about it. Yeah, the mammoth. Yes, thank you. The mammoth, like the fucking prehistoric giant woolly mammoth. So those are cool just based off like mascots, but I don't I don't know. I kind of like rooting for like a blue blood, like a fucking like an OG. And I'm pretty sure the Blackhawks' been around for a minute. Chicago Blackhawks, let me show you the uh the logo here. So sick. Oh yeah. Imagine wearing a hoodie with that on it. A hoodie with that on it? That's so sick, dude. Go to the casino? And I like Chicago. I've been to Chicago and I liked it. Walk into the casino a little bit. Yeah, sure they'd love it. But yeah, I don't know. Like Texas has a team, but I just off of like principle, just like sports guy principle, you can't root for a Dallas team. So I don't know. I was thinking about the the New York Rangers because I like New York also, like the Knicks on the in the NBA or my Eastern Conference team that I like. Um, obviously Western, I like the Rockets. The Rockets are like my team, but I like basketball more than I like the Rockets. So I root for a lot of different players and teams. And I like the Knicks a lot. But sorry.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:04

No, I know I'm listening. I'm losing. I learn.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:06

I learn every time. My bad. Oh, you're you're you're fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:09

But uh yeah, it's exciting. Hopefully they win tonight. I mean, it's not they're not gonna make a run in the playoffs, the Rockets I'm talking about. They're not gonna make like a run, but it'd be cool for them to just absolutely shatter LeBron's legacy. That'd be funny. Just to for LeBron to be the only guy to ever lose 3-0 or have a 3-0 lead and then lose the series. Become the greatest.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:29

I'm doing air quotes.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:31

He's the greatest, and that's fine. He's he's undeniable.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:34

He's ridiculous. I mean, he's I'm not saying he's, but we already know who was before.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:39

Talking about Jordan?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:40

I'm talking about Kobe.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:42

Hell yeah. Bomba mentality boy. I cried when Kobe died. I so it didn't hit me. No. Didn't hit in the room. It didn't hit me hard at like at first. I was leaving. And I grew up watching them in California. I watched Kobe's last game, and it was one of the coolest like sports moments I've ever had. I was sitting on my grandma's couch and I watched his last game, and he he dropped 60 on the Utah Jazz in his last game. Which is fucking I mean, obviously he's he's pumping out shots, but like whatever. That's still awesome to do. And then on the same night, the Warriors broke the record for the best record in the or the yeah, they broke the record for the best record in NBA history with 73 and 9. So that was like a really cool day in my life. I saw them break the record and Kobe drop 60 in his retirement game and then give the speech. Teared up during that. Then I was leaving uh jujitsu open mat, what was it, four years after that, and got an ESPN alert that he died in a helicopter crash, and I was like, what the fuck? And I cried in the parking lot of my apartment.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:40

Not a lot, but I teared up, it fucked me up a little bit. I mean, yeah, especially when you watch someone like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:47

Yeah, I mean, Kobe was uh I wasn't like a Kobe stan by any means. My first basketball like memories was I was a Celtics fan because I was on a trip and I would play NBA 2K and NBA live on the PSP, and I just loved Rajan Rondo. Still one of my favorite players of all time. Loved him. Point guard for the Celtics during that era, and um they were in the finals against the Lakers, which is like a historic rivalry, is the Celtics Lakers, and it was Kobe and like Lamar Odom and Ron Artes and all those guys. It was like prime Lakers, prime Celtics. But I was rooting for the Celtics, but like my first memories of watching basketball was Kobe, and I've watched him or I did watch him up all the way until his retirement then, and uh it was a weird moment.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:30

Yeah, mine was Kobe and Shaq. Yeah. That was I'll never forget that.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:35

And you were a California kid.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:36

Yeah. Yeah, I mean they were just dominant, yeah, just insane.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:39

Yeah. No, those, I mean, yeah, that's I love sports so much. That's so cool. I'm gonna get into it more.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:45

I have been throughout the years. Yeah. Trust me. I mean, don't trust me, but you can trust me. Nah, I believe it. I've been trying to, like, like I just I'll just ask I'll just ask questions.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:59

Let's go get tacos and watch the rockets. We can do it. It's Friday night. We can stay up late, pass our bed, we can watch the rockets and eat tacos.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:07

Somebody works in the morning. Oh fuck, that's right.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:09

You have work.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:11

Fuck you. That's the sad that's the sad part. The one one night that I'm like, okay, fine, we'll go spend money. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:20

Yeah. That sucks.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:22

But what time do you have to go in? I don't go in until eight. But that's early. It's it's early enough. I mean, it's it's later than I mean it's my normal time.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:31

You normally go in at eight? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:32

But uh since I'm not we I don't I don't drive, we only have one car. I get picked up. Yeah. I get picked up early and I just wait till eight o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:43

Yeah. But it's cool because it's a whole living room. It's a whole house. Okay. Um did you do that? Oh. Did Amber?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:55

What the fuck is she doing?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:56

Are we talking too loud for her?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:58

Sorry about the dogs.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:00

I think she was trying to avoid any extra noise. She might be about to be the dogs. Who knows?

SPEAKER_06 1:15:05

True. She definitely is. Or no, she did way longer. Fuck it. I'm done talking. Who cares, dude? Hold on, I gotta sneeze. Let me do it on the podcast. Vamp! It's coming. It's gone. You ruined it. I hit a full, I was in H B. This is gonna be a very visual bit for the podcast. Uh, I was in H E B the other day. And uh I'm doing all right, hold on. This is a separate thing. All right, I was in HEB. Talk about I hit a full, like I had to sneeze, and you know that face you make, but you know how they go away sometimes. I stopped in the middle and was like ready to sneeze, and not like make a scene, but like it was coming. And I stopped and went like the full light, like eyes closed and all that shit, and then it just disappeared and I just went on my way, and everyone was looking at me, and I was like, interesting. That looks that our word, yeah, for real. Okay, I don't think interesting. Interesting, you can say they don't know what you mean, dude. Talking about fucking rat ass dude. There you go. Rat. I'm doing this, uh this is just for the listeners, y'all two don't even listen. This is just for me. Pop the headphones off. Um, I'm doing this bit now, literally right now, as we speak. I can tell Angel wants to end this. I can tell, dude. Me? Yeah. Oh, it ain't me. Even trying to close it out. I was doing a self-bit where I was trying to keep talking. I know. I see you look at the time, and I just keep bringing up new shit, and it's funny to me. But we can end it.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:32

You're not the one that has to edit, so.

unknown 1:16:34

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:36

I'm the asshole.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:37

Nah, nah.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:38

Let's do two hours.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:40

I think no. I'm I keep looking over because I think this is the longest episode we've had. We've done. That makes sense. We ate for about 30 minutes of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:48

You call yourself an asshole a lot. I am sorry, guys. You're not an asshole. You just come off as an asshole sometimes in the ways that you say things. That means I'm an asshole. No, no, no, no. Not an asshole.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:00

You just act like an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:01

No, you just phrase things a certain way. It's fun.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:03

Yeah. Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:06

One.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:07

That's good.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:08

I wouldn't. That wouldn't count. We're not counting them like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:10

I didn't even say it one time this episode. Which word? F-U-N. I used to have a fun alarm clock. Remember the Spongebob song? F is for friends. Oh, you did. Where's that at? U is for you. Where's the enemy? N is for anywhere. Where's this PSP? I used to watch porn on my PSP. It was the first time I ever got caught watching porn was on my PSP. I was on my knees on the edge of my bed facing the fucking door. I'm on the PSP and my stepdad barged in. I was looking at uh pornography.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:43

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I'd be I'd be lying if I said I didn't look that up either. I used to have a PSP.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:48

You looked at Pornog on your PSP? Yeah. I mean you have internet. Oh fuck, I said it. Back to my old ways.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:54

You have internet, dude. Fucking PSP.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:57

Early internet, yeah, hitting the PSP. Internet having to like use your the the little analog the analog stick to scroll up to the cursor to type in boobs. That's so sick, dude. I miss being a kid. Look at the porn. I sometimes get better.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:11

I sometimes wonder where all this my old shit is. I'm like, where the fuck did my iPods go? Isn't that weird? They just disappeared. Where's my PSP? Like gone. They're all gone. I have a Game Boy Advance, but that's because her brother gave it to me.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:23

I still have my Game Boy Advance also. That's why I don't play it. I tried to fix it. Oh no, I gave it to my brother to try to fix because the screen was all fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:29

And then my sister, or not my sister, yeah. She inspired me to buy the it comes with it's two PlayStation 2 controllers, and it's a it plugs in straight to your USB. Sorry, HDMI. Yeah. And it powers to H uh USB. And it's basically emulators. So like old PS2 games? All good all Game Boy games, PS1 games, PS2 games. Yo. Uh some Xbox depends. Full of Midnight Glow, dude, LA. Oh shit. I never thought to look that. Oh shit. Did you ever play that? I used to play that, and I used to play uh what the what that was that fight one Def Jam fights? Did you ever play that one? No. The rappers that's hilarious. I didn't know. She's rappers as fighters. Really? That's all had their own like Mortal Kombat style. Yeah, that's awesome. Rappers.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:15

Def Jam fights. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:16

Def Jam fights, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:18

That's cool. No, I didn't I never played that. I was more of a uh What did I play on the PS2? I don't I don't remember a lot.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:25

I'll never forget playing Spider-Man on the PS2.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:28

Yeah, the one that had the same cover as like the movie it looked like.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:31

Yeah, basically. Just the the original Spider-Man game. Yeah. I think anybody you bring it up to anybody who played it before, like Yeah, it was a cool one.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:40

I just watched an old yeah, a video on YouTube of a dude playing that one. Like playing like old nostalgic video games. They don't hold up as well as you think, obviously, because they were fucking PS2 games, but like still so fun.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:50

I think that one still holds up.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:52

You think? I think so. But I mean like graphics-wise is what I meant. Oh, the entire shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:57

No, I just think I I'll never forget playing that, like doing the uh jumping from building to building, whatever. Yeah. And then you try to go over the water, you're like, oh wait, yeah. There's a reason he does, he only stays in the city, he never goes over the water.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:09

Isn't it crazy that like we were mind blown by those graphics as kids? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:16

Mind blown. I had no idea what fucking uh uh game cards were. No, I didn't yeah I had no idea what any of the FPS was.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:26

Dude, I remember playing like 2K14 in my mom's living room and her walking in being like, I couldn't tell if that was a real game or not. And now, dude, it looks I mean, video games look realer than real. It's crazy. That Crimson Desert game I play, right? It's fucking incredible.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:40

Right.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:40

It looks so good, and it's a whole fucking country, dude. It's a whole world. That's a whole world. You get on top of a mountain and you look around, and there's an entire world, and you can literally go anywhere on it. It's fucking nuts. Yeah, it's so weird. We've come so far with video games. It's fucking crazy. It looks so good.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:59

My friend Chris just finished that Red Dead 2?

SPEAKER_06 1:21:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:03

Did he play the epilogue? I actually played the first one. Just finished the first one.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:06

I never finished the first, I never played the first one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:08

I heard it's great. Yeah, he's like, because you have to like go around killing civilians and all this.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:14

Yeah. Like a fucking Mustang's back. He probably went to go get taco. That threw me off.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:19

I almost like, what the hell is the laptop doing?

SPEAKER_06 1:21:22

Really excited to get back to those kill me. I'm always hungry. I haven't eaten you know what I've eaten today? This is childish. Three kolaches. The bread of another half of a kolachi. What else? A bag of those wild chips, chicken and waffles. Uh, and then everything you saw me eat, and then some like peanut butter balls that I got from H E B. Just nothing. I haven't eaten anything of substance all day.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:49

That sounds pretty childish here.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:51

It's awful. My boss brought kolaches to the meeting, and I looked at the box and went, that'll hold me over till 5 p.m. And then it did. I didn't eat anything else. All day.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:01

You have dinner planned?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:03

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:05

Whenever we say it.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:06

We talked about ordering pizza, but I forgot to bring it back up.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:09

Oh shit. Maybe she's hungry.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:11

Probably. Who cares? I told you she's been mean as hell to me.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:14

But just amber.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:15

I know. She's hungry. Yeah. She's probably hangry out there right now. That's why that's probably why she calls the door. That was probably. What's up?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:24

I need to. Oh, I'm sorry. I had you muted because you weren't talking.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:29

I need to. She said it twice.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:31

Feed her some fucking dick, boy.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:33

She's gonna love that.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:35

When she hears that, she's gonna love it. I had a feeling that was coming. Did I see her that coming? Oh nasty. Come on, man. Let's end this thing, dude. Okay. All right. Here we go. No, I'm just kidding. Shout out. Shout out Amber. Shout out Amber. Do you think number one listener? What do you think about the channel? I can't count you, babe, because you are on the show. Doesn't count. She's also listens to she has listened to every single one. Me too. I don't because I edit them. Yeah, but you listen. Yeah. I listened to him like three, four times. Yeah. Twice, actually. Um, but uh I've I've I've gotten messages from some friends. They're like, and my cousin Billy too is like, hey man, what? He's like, I send him the link. Let's go because he's in the episode the last yeah, this next episode. But I send him the link in general to have it. Uh he's listening to it. Nice. Getting some getting some positive feedback.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:34

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:35

I'm just waiting for the date of my coworker to listen to it and be like, hey, do you remember when you said this about me? I'm like, You didn't say anything bad though. No, I don't say anything bad, but I have a feeling that might come. I hope Paul finds it. I doubt it. I hope Paul finds it, dude. I doubt it. Anyways, we are here, Royal Street Sessions. It is a rainy May 1st for us. For us, not Forest. Rainy day over here. Let's get it. But we live in. We working. We're doing it, dude. Having a good time. Pod. Thank you, Josh, for the snacks.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:09

Eating. No problem, dude. My pleasure. I had a fun time. This was a good episode. Um, what else we got? Coming to you next week.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:18

We have. What should we do next week? We gotta have a we should talk on the podcast next week. Yeah, facts. Good call, good call.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:24

Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts. Let's do uh let's just save each other from let's have someone else call in for a little bit, too. I'm gonna set up something. We'll see how that works.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:33

We're gonna start a recording video by episode 10, I think. That's so soon. That's so scary.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:38

I can't wear PJs anymore. My funny socks.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:40

You haven't. You have a few weeks. All right, good. You can wear whatever you want. It's up to you, whatever you want the people to see.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:46

I gotta start working out. I gotta get jacked before we get on camera.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:49

I swear like you're not the healthiest person in this room.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:52

Tristan made me get up super early this morning and go to the gym with him before work. And then we worked fucking 11 hours.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:59

Alright, well, fuck that. We ended it here. Let's get into it. We will be here next week. Thank you guys for listening. We out.