Episode #11 (Kevin Hart Roast Talk)

In this episode, we go into our favorite and not so favorite parts of all the roast, random tequila conversation based on Matthew McConaughey's co-owned tequila brand with wife, Pantalones Organic Tequila, and Netflix's show, Love On The Spectrum. 

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Street sessions. Oh no. How dare you do that? All right. You all right. All right. Uh welcome. Play it again. Welcome to episode 11. You guys heard that right. Correct. Uh Josh welcome the mic. Sting sorry, Josh's ass welcomed us. Definitely your mic. That actually stings I'm really small. We need to get that silver uh silver permanent marker that we have at our house. I could write something on our little dash. It's all good. It'll moves. I mean, we know. This is mine. I don't think metal retains fart. I don't know if that's science, but I'm gonna go ahead and say that metal doesn't retain whatever's uh whatever a fart is. Uh the beginning of this episode. This is episode 11. Welcome back. We are Royal Street Sessions. Hope you guys heard uh episode nine and are listening to 11 right after. No, 10. No, I know. Oh, Angel. That's cheap. That's tacky. On Memorial Day weekend, dude. That's fucked up. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we're gonna have to edit that one out, dude. Jeez. Dang, babe. I think we gotta go to church now. Gotta go to Sunday church. Yeah, you better repent for that shit. Damn, dude. I did not even think about that. Fucking America, boy. You know I'm in the tank. Alright. Was that the reason for the just like country music? No, you like that though? That was a vibe. I was just setting the vibe. Yeah, you're right. That was a good little vibe. It was a great vibe. I was not expecting that at all. Little Red Clay Strays, little Tyler Childers. That's what that is. Chris Stapleton, yeah. Okay. That's damn near gospel music. I only know one of those names. Tyler. Chris Stapleton. Yep. Yeah, yeah. He's great. We started this episode a little high, a little a little too much. You're not high? No, I didn't mean it like that. I'm not high on drugs. I mean it for the listeners. No, just caffeine. A lot of caffeine. They're probably wondering, like, what the hell? Why is he flirting on the fucking mic on the beginning of it? You guys have no idea how many farts happen. What the hell? Off mic? Off mic. Oh. Which I'm glad. I'm glad they're off mic. True. That was my toes. Sorry. I didn't think it was going to pick up on the mic. That was my toes popping. Oh man. Um episode 11. Sorry. I think for this one, uh I don't even know what we're doing for this one. Actually, I do know what we're doing with this one, but I'm pretending I'm uh filibustering. Is that the word? I don't think so. Filibustering. I think that's definitely wrong. That's right. Yes, it is. It's definitely wrong. No. It's not. It's correct. Filibustering? I'm just until I get to the point. I thought vamping was the word. I thought filibustering was like political. I guess it's all the same. It probably starts like it the basis of it is political. I don't want to talk politics on here, guys. Let's not talk politics after we have the whole UFO conversation. Shout out episode 10. Shout out episode 10. Hope you guys like that. Talked about the UFOs, dude. Pretty sick. Aliens are sick. Speaking of aliens, Victor Wimbenyama. Ever heard of him? I have not. Oh. Alright. Keep speaking. He's a basketball player. He likes aliens or what? No, he's the alien dude. He's seven foot five and plays like he's six foot two. It's incredible. Wait, you serious? This guy's seven foot five. Seven foot five Australian kid. Got handles for days, pulling up from Damian Lillard deep logo threes. He's incredible. He's um he's the next big thing. He's unbelievable. That's crazy. That is you're gonna know you heard it now, but you're gonna know his name. He's already like world famous for basketball, but like he's gonna transcend that dude's next level. I think he's gonna. This is my hot take. Put it on wax. I think he's gonna break the 100-point game record at one point. Put it on wax. That's the old people's thing, right? Put it on wax, yeah. I think so, yeah. Breed likes to throw me off with these old people's things. Old white people saying, put it on wax, Angel. Book it. Speaking of book it, speaking of Vinny, speaking of Texas All-Star Wrestling, Tristan is at Comic Palooza in Houston today. Oh, and they're they're performing there. Yeah, he's watching them right now. Dude, I'm wearing actually Jay Davis. He started off with a Texas All-Star Wrestling. Oh, hell yeah. I have a Mateo shirt I should have worn. He was there whenever we saw him at the brewery. Oh, yeah. I bought it from his merch stand. That dude fucking rules. Like I got big, like for the company. Oh, yeah. He got big. I was gonna say physically he's a monster as well. I was like that too. Thick boy. I follow him on Instagram still. He's awesome. Have you heard of a Titan? Parvise? He's big too. Okay. He's got I forgot I forgot the name of him and his group. It's him and his two uh something. Ah man like a tag team. Oh look at you, look at her. Yeah, they're pillars, they're just that big. Yeah, hell yeah. That's a great name. That's cool. They're big motherfuckers. Yeah, shout out Texas R-Star Wrestling. All right, sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, hell yeah, that's awesome, dude. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I forgot what I was talking about. Vincent D'Nofrio's there as well. Wait, what? Vincent D'Nofrio, the actor. Oh, is he like signing? Uh I think they're doing yeah, meet and greet panels and stuff. I think so. He's in Daredevil. That's like their whole, like they have a Daredevil. Is that that guy? The main guy? He's the uh the bad guy, Fisk. Oh, okay. He's the one you seen Full Metal Jacket? It's been a while. He's the one that blows his brains out in the bathroom. Spoiler. That's Vincent D'Nafrio. Speaking of spoilers, I hope the listeners for episode 10 of the sorry, episode 9, the food review. Hope they read the thing before they like, wait, I wanted to watch that. And then got mad when he started talking about it. Yeah, yeah. I think just you could just see the thumbnail and you kind of know where it's going. Right. Right. Yeah, but they'll be alright. Like I said, it's not worth if you're really on it. Yeah, fuck it. No, I don't know what I'm saying. Go ahead. You throw me off. Who are you talking about? Let's hop back to that basketball player you were talking about. Um we actually ended up watching a newer movie yesterday. I thought you were gonna say a basketball game. Not a movie necessarily that would probably be in your preference. It is animated. It's called Goat. And it's all these big It's all animal based, um, from like elephants, drabs, and whatever to like little hamsters. So there's like the littles, the mediums, and the bigs. Um and for the most part the basketball leagues have all been bigs. And this goat um is a small. Is a medium. Oh medium, I damn it. He's a medium. They call they consider him a small though, like in comparison to them. They're like, oh, you're a small. He's like, I'm actually a medium. Um, but he actually ends up like changing the whole game. It's pretty cool. Shout out Muggsy Bugs, dude. Steph Curry was actually a big part in that movie. Not only was it not only was he a voice, he's actually a big co-producer, uh executive producer, and stuff like that. Steph Curry fucking rules, dude. Yeah. You ever watch his highlights? No, but I know enough. There's uh there's one highlight you need to watch. It's him. Fuck, I'm gonna I'm gonna mess some of this up. So the Olympics are going against, I'm pretty sure, France, and they're losing by quite a bit, and he just takes over the game and hits like ridiculous shots to win the game. Yeah, I always every every single video I've seen, he's always making some type of It's absurd. Badass shot. He's incredible. Yeah, ever since I've heard his name come into the game, he's definitely changed it. He's changed it more than I'd say most people ever. I mean, he's the reason that kids only shoot threes now. People want to be Curry. Okay. I mean he's he made it efficient. No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Every time I every clip I see, it's usually a three. I mean, yeah, there's the three-point wave in the NBA yeah, it didn't hit until Yeah, until the Warriors really won championships with it. I mean, there were still three-point shots, obviously, but like pumping out that many a game as a team or as an individual player was not common until like 2014, 2013. Oh wow. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I may be wrong on that. I'm not though. Uh we actually So I'm thinking of a joke that we heard on the the roast, the Kevin Hart roast. Yeah. With Draymond, they made a joke with Draymond Hart. Oh yeah Draymond was on there, yeah. That's Steph's teammate. Okay. Sick fucking set. He said something about like you got all these something, the sun, but I don't know. Yeah, they yeah, the Suns eliminated them from the playoffs, is what it was. And um, yeah, I forget the exact joke. Draymond is he was getting booed heavily at that roast. I noticed unfortunate. We kept saying that too. I'm like, what did this guy do? Like he is a cunt. He sucks, but he's a great player, and uh he seems like a very funny and very chill dude from the interviews I've seen. He's a very smart guy, also. He's uh but he plays the villain in the NBA. He's a he's a good one. Yeah, he's a he's the role player of all role players. That dude, the Warriors wouldn't have been the Warriors without them, or without him rather. And um, yeah, just like a great six foot nine power forward, but can pass the ball, rebound. Doesn't score a ton. I don't know if he's ever had a season where he's averaged double digit points. I think he averages like nine points, eight rebounds, six assists, and that's that's a very good tool to have on your team. Yeah, but um defensively he's a monster, but he's got a he's got a knack for punching guys on the balls and kicking them in the balls. What he's a dickhead, dude. He sucks. He's a villain. He trolls people, he's been fined more than anyone in NBA history. I think he's been ejected from more games than anyone, maybe Rasheed Wallace. One of the motherfuckers getting booed. Yeah, well, he's also that was at the forum, and he plays for the Warriors, and the forum is like the original Los Angeles Lakers um stadium, and that's a rival. So I mean, it's like an in-state rival, I say. So I mean it's it's just a California team that that section of California doesn't cheer for. That's more uh the Bay Area. San Francisco is where he plays. Besides Kevin Hart, he was definitely the other one that I think mainly the crowd was like fixated on. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he was he got the most interactions, like as far as like the booze and the yeah, the booze, the woos. Seeing the rock come out always hits, dude. I love the rock. As a wrestling, also the rock was hammered. He was so drunk. Exactly. Really? Is that why he kept hitting on his wife? Dude, he was Kevin Hart's wife? No, I think that was the bit. That's funny, but I mean that he was fucked up. He was slurring. That dude, but he's he's awesome. Oh dude, I wasn't, I guess I wasn't paying attention enough for the city. He did get really skinny. They're making fun of him for getting it. I told her that. I told her that. I was like, he needed to, he's gonna die. You can't be that big. You can't be the rock for 60 years, you're gonna die. You had to get skinny. Batista did it, Cena's doing it. You had to you can't be a juiced up monster and into your 50s. You're gonna die of a heart attack. That makes a lot of sense because I did see a recent photo of Dave Batista, and he's all he's just healthy. He's just healthy looking. Which is what a healthy dude looks like. He was a fucking monster. Yeah. Just pumping, I'm assuming, anabolic steroids for 20 years. That'll take a toll on you. But you look like Batista, so you know what's the trade-off? I was I was totally I mean, I'm not well, I wasn't surprised that the rock came out, but I was surprised at some of the stuff he said. I was like, and again, a lot of these jokes, a lot of these jokes are written for these people. Most of them, yeah. But it's hilarious to hear them actually say it. The writing crew, I'm glad they they're getting a lot of shine right now. Um Nick Mull and Zach Amiko are both very funny comics that I've followed for a long time and they got a lot of shout outs. They weren't on the roast, but they were like head writers, and those dudes are the funniest of the funny. They're so good. Yeah, a lot of the people kept mentioning them mentioning the writers. These were written for me or like Yeah, that's how they say it. They wrote it for me. It's an easy way to get out of a one that didn't land so well. But uh what was it? Uh I heard that a lot with Draymond. I heard that a lot with uh Lizzo, I think. I think Lizzo was Lizzo was great. She was funny, she was so funny, and she was taking jokes very well. She did take them, yeah. They did. Shane Gillis was very mean to her. I think uh who Shane Gillis. They just kept calling her fat. She's used she's used to it though. Like that she's also used to be weight races is it, yeah. Um because of the fact that she's gone through and like made the changes and lost the weight. Like, she's she's so used to the body shame, and that's the reason that she um is so confident. Yeah, it works. Yeah, she was funny. Um, and again, your guy, Big J Ogre. Ogerson Ogerson. Big J Ogre is crazy. That's so mean to call him. Big J Ogre. Bro, I mean can you can you blame me? Yeah, Big J Ogerson. He's great. Oh, ogre. Ogerson. Not ogre. No. That's fucking crazy. I thought it was Ogerson with a G. No. That's why I said that. That's a cool name, though. I mean, he's also a big guy. He is a big boy. He used to be way bigger. He's on his impact. Uh, but I just like the way he spoke. I like the way he I like the way he delivered. His whole thing was he came up with Kevin Hart like early, early in the Philly scene, and then Kevin Hart left him in the dust and never talked to him. And then he brought him on his roast. I've they've stayed like friends, I guess. I've been a big fan of Big J. I love that guy. I was like Big J had his own fan base. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's huge. Yeah. But Kevin Hart's bigger than life. See why I call him Ogre? He's huge. He was he was a good one. Um, I was also curious too, like, and I'm glad they didn't speak. Any of the people in the back row? Uh are those all his friends or that was just his family? That's so sick. People were shitting on him online for having just his entourage. It's just his boys, like his brother was up there, and then a couple other dudes that are always like in his crew. I was curious. I was like, I think that's so sick. I was first of all, I was like, I've never seen any of those people. And I'm like, and when are they gonna speak? Yeah, no, you don't. They're just there to drink and laugh. Kind of glad they didn't speak, and that's pretty cool to do that, though. That's fucking awesome to be on stage. I remember watching a Kevin Hart special, and he's always been ahead of the game with his specials. This is back in like 2009 or 2010. He put out his third or fourth special, and he did like a miniature documentary to go along with it. And I remember seeing all those guys, like that's his posse. He had like this one dude named Spank that's always been with him. He's got a personal trainer that he keeps with him. Uh-huh. They got he's got like five or six dudes that are just with him, and then he was like, Yeah, you're gonna be up on stage with me. But they just didn't have to do anything. They didn't have to do anything. It's a sick fucking job. Just to be Kevin Hart's boy. Literally their front row, like straight up. So sick. I could see the back of fucking people's heads. Chelsea Handler's head, shaking her head, no. Top of her top of the boobs in the back. Those tits were insane. I'm surprised they didn't fall out of her dress. I wish they did. Um I believe for the sake of the internet, not for me. Yeah, yeah. I think the the series or the special you were talking about is Kevin Hart, I'm a Grown Little Man. No, that was the first one. It was um Read 'em off. Hold on. Read Read off JGB Pread off Kevin Hart specials from the year 2008 to 2013. I think Grown Little Man was his first. That was like a comedy central or an HBO 30 minute special, I'm pretty sure. And then he had um almost called like Laugh. Seriously funny at my pain. Laugh at My Pain, that's what it was. That one that that was 2011. Yeah, I had that on my iPod Touch. Love it. Shout out to iPod Touch. I also had that. Uh Never Too Late by Three Days Grace, the music video. Uh Beta Hook by Justin Moore music video. Anyways. I always again, I think I brought this up once. I always wonder what happened to all my all my iPods, all my yeah, they're just all my Pokemon cards, everything. I'm like, I don't know where everything is. I think they just evaporate. Everything's gone. They're just gone. The gremlins take them. I think there's yeah, there's tech gremlins that are like this is not useful anymore. Not just techs. It's gremlins of all types. Yeah. That's true, because I see pictures sometimes and I'm just like, where the fuck did those shorts go? Those were my favorite shorts. And I just they wiped my hard drive. I have no idea where they went when I forgot. I feel like as much as I loved a pair of shorts, I would have noticed them gone missing. And then it was six years ago. My mom threw away my tits shirt. You had a tits shirt? I think I brought this up on the show too. You did? Or maybe I didn't? It was only in prison? Definitely not. Tits stands for two in the shirt. I think I brought that up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You did. My mom took away my my shirts that were the girls' booties showing and the boobs. At least two of them went missing. Was it to like support something? Uh like breast cancer or something? No, I think it was just a raunchy company at the time. Oh, yeah. So sick. I actually now own two of those shirts that he passed down to me. They are sleep shirts. Nice. But your mommy got rid of your other ones? I'm pretty sure. What a dick. They're my nicest ones, too. Damn. Well, I can't say that. Nicest tits? No, I can't say that because the one she has, the Wendy's girl. Her tits are pretty nice. I gotta see these shirts. What do you is it animated? What do you think? No, these are real ladies. The Wendy's girl's fake. Well, they're obviously portraying their cosplaying. Yeah. They're cosplaying. I just found out that penthouse was really airbrushed and stuff, and that bums me out. Wait, what? Apparently they did a lot of work to those penthouse girls in my my old magazines. I just found out that they like airbrushed the fuck out of them. Anyways. That's enough porn talk. You gotta say corn. Corn, sorry, that's enough corn talk. Corn. Oh yeah, I noticed I did say corn in like Instagram reels and stuff now. That way they can get paid. Yeah. Monetized. Yeah, we gotta keep getting paid for this. Well, first of all, you we failed already. Like we have the the first 10 minutes of every episode has to be nothing, no raunchy, no nothing. Is it the fart? What was it? I'm pretty sure we've said the F-word or cussed already. Oh, you can't do that? You can't you can't do anything bad, anything wrong in the first minute. You did you said something fucked up? Oh, you made a 9-11 joke in the first like minute. Yeah, it's fucked up. See, I didn't. You guys put it together as a 9-11. You shot that- We gotta start doing video because no, we gotta start doing video because you shot me a look. Don't throw that crazy. You shot me a look. No, I don't know. Don't loot me in with it. I know what I was seeing. I know what I was saying. However, last episode's energy, you you can loot me in on that one. But this this was not a me thing. No, please don't. Please don't. Damn it. And you and will you do that? I held it for you. Thank you. Will you do that when the camera's on? I'll fart on camera, yeah. But you won't show your your feet? No chance, bro. Bro, that's actually that's monetization right there. I mean, they're gonna have to pay for that one. Look at that, look at that toe spread right there. Bro, Patreon, Josh's feet. I'd be willing to show my feet for a buck, maybe two. Me too. Hell yeah. We could foot wrestle on the page. All right, now you went to Why? No, I'm just kidding. Okay, over there playing foot seats. We'll do it. We'll do whatever makes money, dude. I got no morals. No, I'm just just joking. Just joking, guys. Uh I have morals. I won't put my feet on it. I will actually. Um uh what's next? Uh no, no, no. Who was next? I wanted to keep talking about the roast. Oh, yeah, the roast. Who else was on there? There was that one. Cheryl Underwood. Who are you going to? I loved I loved her. She was great. I loved her. I loved her. The fact that she took it uh okay, Chelsea Handler took it really negative, whatever. She took it very personal. Yeah, she didn't do great. Um, and then there's Cheryl Underwood. They talk about her husband, the way he died, and whatever. Committed suicide. Committed suicide. And then she goes up, Chelsea Handler, she's a bitch in whatever straight straight shots at Tony and Shane. And then here comes Cheryl, nice and positive. The whole time she's like, Isn't this what we're here? Isn't that what it's first first amendment free speech, whatever is all about? Like, yeah, and it's an old the oldest, she's probably the oldest one on stage. Yeah, she's an old bitch. She was probably like 50. So for her to do all that, and then that's nice. And that's nice of you. Thanks. No, she's great. And uh her husband, yeah, he killed himself like 30 years ago, it turns out. I don't know. No, and I and I I just I I hated how Chelsea made it. Yeah. And then Homegirl over there, I'm sure she hated the I'm sure she hated it too. I'm sure I don't think so. I think she's fine with it. I'm I meant like as far as like I'm sure it brings up some shitty methods. What Home Girl was doing with Oh, you know. I'm sure everybody on stage felt it. Yeah. If we felt it watching it, imagine being on stage. Yeah. You're talking about Chelsea? Yes. Yeah, her bitchy little attitude. Exactly. That sucks. And then I'm saying, and then I love Cheryl because she turned it around, and when she came on stage, she was like, This is what it's about. Like, dude, and apparently Cheryl ad-libbed like 50% of her set. She just came up with some of it, like they were all on teleprompter. Right. She apparently ad-libbed like 50%, which is just incredible. I can see that that's so hard. Yeah. God, she's good. It was about a lot of sex. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. She's just definitely horny. Yeah. But uh Pete Davidson made a joke about it too. Pete's so fun. Oh no, it was Shane about having sex with her. Yeah. And she was like, Didn't you? Like, I'm gonna tell y'all what he just told me. It's like are we still doing it later? Or can we still do it? No, it was fun. It was a fun little roast. And uh, who was the other the lady that came out and bombed? She did like a weird bit. Tiana Taylor? Yeah. So I wait, no, no, no. There was two. Regina Hall. She didn't even go. Oh Regina Hall. Was she the one that did like your mom is talking to me from the grave? Some of that was kind of funny. That was definitely scripted. And I told Bree, I was like, she doesn't. I was like, why is she on stage? She also seemed miserable the entire time. Anyone said anything about it. Dude, two people went up there and like would make fun of people and then look at her and go, pass, and then keep talking. I think she's like notorious for being a B-I-T-C-H. Yeah, I told her, I was like, bitch. First of all, from the faces she was making, I was like, Yeah, you can tell she doesn't want to be there. And then two, I was like, I've never seen her as funny. No I was like, Yes, she's in a scary movie, but all that shit. She's a good actress, she's not a comedian. And again, with the whole mom stuff, that was she was being a good actress. Yeah, that was good. I think I my theory is she was super nervous. Super nervous, and they had her going last. Or close to last, so she couldn't enjoy anything. That's how I am. When I was at Tristan's wedding and I had to give the speech, everything leading up until my speech was like it's a fucking vague memory. Like I was fully not there. I couldn't enjoy myself until that part was over. So I'm thinking that's where she was. Yeah, like the anxiety. Yeah, just like constantly being like, fuck, I still gotta go. Hopefully it doesn't go horribly. That sucks. It's not her world either. She's not a comedian. That sucks. That was my thing. I was like, she does she's she's too much of an actress, not a comedian. Who else was there? There's a reason she was there. Yeah. Obviously, she there's a reason she was there. Who else was on the day is Tony? Tony fucking killed everybody. Tony was there. Pete was there. The guy next to Pete. Um, Jeff Ross. Obviously, the Roastmaster General. He's great. And then his uh guy, his friend, Naeem something. Oh, Kevin Hart's friend, yeah. White. That no one knew him. Yeah, no one knew. He was funny though. Yeah, he read he read his stuff well. Yeah, for sure. But uh, yeah, Tony, I get all the Tony hate because he's very outspoken, right wing, and um he's just a sassy little boy. And he's gay, he's definitely gay. But I mean, Kill Tony's still it's undeniable, it's a great show. And The Rock coming out and calling him a sassy little bigot was the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard, dude. Because I've seen I love Kill Tony and uh I've seen it live multiple times, and I think it's a great show. Oh yeah, but I've seen Tony's henchcliffe stand-up multiple times as well. Not for me. That guy, he's funny, and he's a good comedian, but it's just he's very he's got his lane and he's got his audience, but I think Kill Tony transcends that. It's such a good show. But people shit on him on Reddit and stuff all that. That's Reddit. Reddit is literally made for shitting on people, but he gets shit on a lot. But whatever. Uh Jeff Jeff Ross is. I didn't I didn't know he had cancer. Yeah, I don't know why I didn't know that. Yeah. Like I just found that out recently. Sad it for a while. Yeah, yeah, it was like a year, and then he got the uh he just finished chemo, I think. Right, and that's why he had no eyebrows and no hair completely. I heard him on Rogan like a year or so ago, maybe not quite, and I think he was talking about that. I think it was funny too that he dressed as an old version of Eddie Murphy. Yeah, with the raw because he knew Eddie Murphy was not gonna be there. He's like, I'm just like he's like, Whoa. Cat Williams coming out was crazy. That was funny. That was fucking hilarious. So good. I love I'm Team Cat all day over Kevin Hart. That was epic, though, the way he came out and like his little Batman hat or his little fucking cape. Such a fucking gangster, dude. But Kevin Hart obviously smashed him at the end with being like you got beat up by a child on camera. Have y'all seen that video? No, dude. That's what he that's what his roast was of Cat Williams. He was like, Yeah, at least I'm not getting beat up by a 16-year-old on camera. Dude, Kevin or uh Cat Williams was on a soccer field with this like 16-year-old kid, and the kid like choked him out on video. Oh wow. But this is during, I think Cat, I may be wrong here, but I think he was having a rough spell for a while. I know he did have a rough spell for a while. He put out like a special or two that I tried watching and was like, This is dog shit. But he's still, dude, his cameos and movies and his old specials, like uh the Pimp Chronicles, some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. He's so fucking funny. Yeah, I didn't know the beef, to be honest. I didn't know the beef. I remember there was a video a long time ago with Cat Williams calling out Kevin Hart, I think during his his like rough spell, and he was like doing his little voice. He's like, Kevin Hart, I challenge you. And he was just naming a bunch of shit. He's like, We can box, we can freestyle rap. We can do anything. He's just like he said, I'll put a million down. It's on you, player. So funny. That was a horrible Kevin or uh Cat Williams. I wish I could do one, but I can't, so you're good. God damn. See, exactly. I'm just not even gonna try. That was rough. No, we were all that was bad. He's hard, he's one of a kind. It's hard to do his thousand percent. He's so funny. Sweaty, sweaty little man. Like a fucking pimp. Yeah, dude. Oh, he does, you're oh yeah, like sweats. Every special got a little towel. That's a black comedian thing, though. I think they're just too high energy. Not too, obviously. There's nothing wrong with black people, but I think he's just too like Bernie Mack used to do that. He would carry a towel on stage. Craig Robinson does the same thing. Oh, he does. Yeah, they sweat. No, yeah. I mean, that's it. That makes sense. I mean the stage like when we do our annual like walk for our friend that you know got shot. Yeah, our our brothers sweat. Yeah, they always have a little always towel. Gotta have a towel. Remember? You see a black dude on a barbecue pit, he's got a towel for his forehead. They sweat. I think I genuinely though, I think darker skin, like darkness attracts heat. So I think they're probably hotter. Like if you wear a black shirt for the sun, it's hotter. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Science. They have more melanin, so I think it's just hotter. Like those stage lights apparently get really hot on like comedy shows. Oh, maybe they're just fucking like soaking that shit up. Right. No, yeah. I mean, because they're oh yeah, trust me, I know about those lights. I change I change spotlights at work and they're the same, basically the same bullshit. They're just smaller. Hot and they get hot. Yeah, that seems miserable. But yeah, they just sweaty. Oh no, but that roast was uh the last roast I saw, and I don't know if I saw it with you, but it was the Justin Bieber one. Oh, you didn't watch the Tom Brady one? No, oh, we saw clips. That was like a year. We didn't watch it. We didn't watch it like we watched this one. Tom Brady, but we watched clips. He was too actory. He was too fake. Too fake. He looks insane. He looks like ridiculous. Yeah, he looks like a fucking robot. I don't know. He was his I saw a post with all the watches that people were wearing. His his watch was like 2.2 million dollars. That's the highest. No, I think Draymond had the highest. It was like six. Okay. Or no, no, no, it was The Rock. The Rock. Okay. I can see that. That's an insane amount of money. That's crazy, bro. I think the cheapest one, it was like Bert Kreischer was in the crowd and he was rocking like a $200,000 one. Like, God dang it. Dude, I saw Bert. I was like, oh my God. Yeah, there was everyone. That's fucking hilarious. He's like, it's somebody I know. Yeah. Hey. He was sitting with uh, I think it was Julian Edelman. Oh, the guy to the left. Oh, the real handsome boy. Fucking next to John Stamos, Seth Green. Seth Green fucking just like style. He gave all of his yeah, he gave all of his youthfulness to John Stamos. John Stamos was so hot. God, he's hot. He's like 70. Drop dead, gorgeous. Really? No, I mean he's both he's definitely in the 60s. Yeah, he's old. Definitely in his 60s. Dude, he was yeah, he was like 30 on full house, which was in the 90s. Oh, you're right. Yeah, he was he's old. Who was it that he met out with on stage that called it? And then he's like, I remember he like gave her a wink back. Oh, yeah. I think it was Cheryl Underwood, yeah. Cheryl Underwood, yeah, they kissed for something. From back in the day. He's only 62. Damn. Oh. That's old though. To look that hot though. Hotter than Tom Brady. A thousand percent. Way hotter than Tom Brady. But Stamos is fucking Greek, dude. Those Greek guys are just literally odds. They're so hot. You know more than me. I didn't even know he was Greek. Oh, yeah. I mean, you get the complexion. Just olive skin, dude. I love John Stamos. I thought I had most Italian. He does look Italian, but he's Greek. He may be Italian also, but he's for sure Greek. Uh what was another people that kept showing um Burt Kreischer, John Stamos? Yeah, everyone was in the crowd. But Seth Green kept showing him. I'm like, dude, stop. He looked rough. Like, stop showing him. He looked rough. Well, if they were gonna show John Stamos, they had to show Seth. Of course, obviously. It's not his fault. It's like the that theory that girls keep uglier friends to make themselves look hotter. John Stamos purposely sat next to Seth Green to be like, damn, I'm gonna look so good. Yeah, I mean, it worked. Because Seth Green looked like a vampire. He looked so super pale. So white, so hairy. Hairy. Short? He looked short sitting down. I don't know how you do that, but he looked he looked tiny. He's already that's the sad part. He's a small man. I mean, shit. Did you see the the height difference once the rock sat down? It was like, oh my god, he's finally the same. That's so funny. Shout out to Kevin Hart for not sitting on his lap, dude. I thought that was gonna happen. Right. Please don't do that, Kevin. Please don't do that. He has enough dignity that you're gonna be like, I'm not doing that shit. Everyone on Reddit's gonna call it a humid a humiliation ritual. You can't do it. If you do that, you're Illuminati. You can't sit on the rock's lap. And thank God he didn't. Even Shane was like, don't. I think Shane got very real right there. He was definitely like, don't do that. He's like, just don't. Even then, I told her, I was like, please. I was like, don't. But that is, but in turn, hilarious bit by the rock to just keep being like, hey, sit on my lap. I mean, that's the funniest thing ever to do to your friend. Just to belittle them constantly and be like, sit on my lap. I'm gonna fuck your wife. I'm the rock and hot. Suck on my nipple. Yeah, suck on my tit. That's so sick. Oh, yeah. Did he pull out the area? Yeah, the rock rules. You know, he had uh he had titty surgery. He had a what is it called? Fuck. Early, early WWF. He wore a t-shirt for a while because he had the surgery. I think it's a massectomy where he got like some of his titty chopped off because he had that like steroid boob. Oh, okay. So you take steroids, you get like your puffy nipples almost, but like to the nth degree, and like your titties get big. But he had to get surgery on that. You're talking about that black shirt with the chain, or is that just a turtle? No, no, that was just a turtleneck sweater. But no, he he wrestled with like a cutoff for a while um right after the surgery. I forget what I think it's called a massectomy. Yeah, that sounds about right. But I forget what it's called when you have that. Oh it's it's called something when you take steroids and have like tits, like you can see it on a guy where it looks almost feminine, but it's because of steroid use. Or some people were born with it, but like that can cause it, which I'm assuming is why he had it. But who knows? Huh. Interesting interesting. You guys heard that right. I love Level on the Spectrum. I wish I wish those guys would get more involved in pop culture. You know how sick the roast would have been if they brought Dylan out? That'd have been awesome. Or Logan. Wait, which one's Dylan? Interesting. Okay, that's Dylan. Logan's the black kid. So y'all saw episode one, right? Of the new season? One and two. So do y'all saw him buy the suit? Yes. With him seeing the guy and being like, I want to look like that guy. I want to buy the suit, the blue, and then the camera cuts to him wearing it with the sunglasses. That's such that's an all-time moment on that show. That's so funny. And then he's fucking rules, dude. Uh, they set him up with a really pretty girl. I'm like, oh my god, this is gonna go awkward. And it was awkward at first. Yeah, you could tell. But then I you could tell, okay. I was like, she's she's she's on the spectrum too. Yeah, she's it's obviously more hypunctioning, not as awkward, not as not as uh shy. Dude, when she first walked in and you hadn't heard her talk or anything yet, I was like, that's a hot lady. That's what I said. I was like, that's a fucking hot lady, and then she talked, and you go, oh and then I told her. I was like, She's a lunch lady, yeah. What else did I say? I forgot what I said. I was making a joke because I was like, I was like, she's not from here. I was like, that makes sense why she's a lunch lady. Yeah, yeah. She's from El Salvador or some shit. Yeah, she had an accent. She definitely did it. She had the accent and the speech impediment. So it's like just two birds, one voice. But when it when it before it cut off to her, like she was like, she said it to herself. She's like, Oh my god. Yeah. Or I don't know what she said, but it it it cut off or like, oh shit. Like, she's gonna maybe tell the guy, can't was it Keenan? Uh Logan. No, the the the Ken. Oh Keenan. Keenan? Yeah, producer Keenan. She's probably gonna tell him like, hey, cut me off. Yeah, yeah. But it it was more so it could I like how they do that too. They they like make us think what they're cutoffs, yeah. But no, it was mainly her like trying to think of like what to say next. I don't know because he's not talking. The one thing about the show that does bother me, they do great with those cutoffs, but they do them too often. They'll show you two minutes of a date and then be like, all right, now we're over here. It's like, I was just getting into that. Like they jump around, but it works. That's good, it works. I it works, it makes you watch all of it really fast. It clearly works. You go, I really want to see what happens. Exactly. Well, that's why we're almost done. And I feel like it makes the show go by quicker too. Yes, because you only get like based on just one couple, you only get like eight minutes of a couple each episode, and you're like, Oh shit, I f I forgot we were watching them, and then the episode just flies by. That show's so fucking good. I think please say no, please say no, please say no. Have you seen that part yet? Dylan asks a girl, he's on a date with you. Oh no, no, no, no. Do you have siblings? And she goes, uh, and he goes, please say no, please say no, please say no. She goes, Yes. No, we haven't seen that part yet. It's crazy. And we we talked about this off-air too, but the Tyler, oh my god. The bear, big country, country. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Super country. Every time Bree hears him, he she just wants to sound like him. Not what? You have to. My brain does it. I don't I don't think about it. I just speak, and then I'm like, oh shit, that was super southern. And then I just am like, I'm gonna stop talking now. Do y'all follow him on Instagram? I'll just mimic it. No, he just released a song. He's a singer now. It's very clearly like Are they still together? Auto-tune. Spoilers, don't I tell you that? But you'll spoil the other stuff? What did I spoil? Dylan saying a funny thing? Yeah, nah, dude, because interesting. That was before I knew y'all gonna watch the show. I'll send you all clips. But I'm not gonna spoil Maddie and Tyler. Okay. Don't spoil it. You already spoiled it, but thank you. Did I? I'll tell you just by not telling us. Interesting. I'm just kidding. No, I can't, I can't. I appreciate that. It's it's worth not telling you. We'll probably watch it tonight. Finish it tonight and let me know. We'll probably finish it. I mean, it's really fast. We will only have like three or four of them. It's Josh. I love how he corrects him so nice every time. It's Kean. That's right. Kean, sorry. It's Sean. So has James been in this season yet? Or him and his girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah, he sang to his girl. He did the poem? Yeah. The poem was so cute, dude. He kills it. He's a fucking poet. But yeah, him walking around the houses trying to be like, is that LED or fluorescent? Oh no. We are like, fuck, I'm spoiling everything. You've already spoiled that part. This has been mentioned in the past. Him and his girlfriend are so sweet together. Yeah. They're great. I forgot her name, but she equals out his high energy. Yeah, she's mellow. She's mellow and yeah, she's very loving just like he is. Yeah. But they're they're he's very extra. Every time he gets off on like a tangent, he's like, I hope I'm not like overwhelming you. She just looks, stands there, and goes, No, you're fine. All right. Like, no, no, you're fine. Yeah. She's so sweet. Yeah. There's a there's a scene with them in the final episode that's very funny, very cute, very demure. I always love it, like seeing them fall in love because it it's just so fucking adorable. It's so cute. I like how quickly it happens for them too. They'll leave the first date and be like, she's the one. Like, hell yeah, dude. Interesting. Interesting. I think she could be the one. But yeah, he dated a different girl. I don't did who did he date when y'all saw him? Was he at the ranch? Oh, the white girl. It was a white girl, yeah. Yeah, the white girl. He was dating, they were sitting on the the merry-girl around. Or not the merry-girl around, the uh the fucking whatever, the spinny thing. You're right. At like a playground. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're on my bad. Right. It was like a white girl in like a dress or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't talk much. She looked kind of like that girl from Hereditary. I don't remember Hereditary. It's a banger. Watch it. I don't think that's one he'd be interested in. You don't like scary movies? No. Oh, don't watch this one. Um, he the I mean honestly spooky reason that he watches scary movies. Have you seen Hereditary? No, but I've wanted to. I just I it's one of those I never got around to. There's two scenes in Hereditary that are one's heartbreaking and one is really fucking scary. Not like jump scare. Like jump scares are obvious, and I'm not gonna call them cheap because that's an art in itself, but there's a scene in there that fucking kills me, dude. It's always hilarious when we're watching a scary movie. I know 90, I'll say 90% of the time when a jump scare is coming and it still scares me. Yeah. And then he's like, you said you expected that and you still jumped. I'm like, you don't get jump scared? Not really. What? No, I think it's just growing it was it was a thing growing up, not watching a scary movie, so I didn't like them. Yeah. I w I like them now. Yeah? You also watch Hereditary. Hereditary. Where is it? Oh no, I shouldn't recommend that movie. It's that on Netflix somewhere something. Uh doubt it. Oh, you're just guessing? Chat GP Bree can find it. It was like a big movie. I don't think Netflix gets those too soon. It's only it's only well, it's that was a while ago. You said it was a bad movie? No, no, it's good, but it's not like uh it's not uplifting or positive. Scary movies are dark and evil. Extremely yeah, so if if y'all were gonna be like, hey, should we watch Love on the Spectrum or Hereditary, for sure, Love on the Spectrum. Have a good night. Don't watch Hereditary and go to bed with being like, oh, that's that's like a midday movie. Because then you have the time to like kind of relax your mind from if you want to enjoy like cinematography and like a fun story, Hereditary's it's fun. It's free on Tubi, YouTube, Pluto TV, and Zumo. Oh, and also Fan Fandago at home and Plex. Shout out Fandago, shout out Plex. We have Plex. Let's go Plex and YouTube. It's free on YouTube. It says YouTube free. No way. See? It can't be. Go to YouTube. We gotta get video, dude. Gotta get video going. They don't even know what we're laughing at right now, dude. Re tried to fucking fight me just now. No, hereditary's good. It's the same dude that made uh I'm not even gonna say that. I don't even know if it's true. It's free on YouTube. No fucking way, dude. What? And that's on my account. Holy shit. That says something. I don't pay for my YouTube. How weird. It's a it's a decent movie. There's yeah, like I said, there's it's a scary movie. It fucked me up. Reddit daddy. Redit daddy. Interesting. I wonder I wonder if they'll I wonder when we'll get season five. Dude, they take so long to put shit out. They keep going, huh? Yeah, but it took so long to get this season. It's been over a year since the last one. It's a bummer. Okay, I think when you say forever, I think like way longer than a year. Sorry, I started researching the the uh the director or filmmaker, um, and he did Midsummer. I was that's what I was gonna say, but I didn't know. Is it Ari Aster? Yes. Okay, yeah, I thought so. I didn't want to be wrong. The same one that did um Begonia, which was already kind of a weird movie. Did y'all watch Bogonia? Yes, we did. I loved it. It was different. I loved it. It was weird. I like alien shit though. That's true. Yeah. I mean I do too, but if I I like when spoiler alert Spoiler alert to everyone. I like when the things come true. I like when there's the conspiracy and then it seems so far-fetched, and then they hint that it's like, nah, that's crazy, they're actually fucking weird, and then it happens, and you go, Oh, that's actually really fucking cool. And it's really hard to pull off because it did look corny as fuck, but I think the corniness is a fun part of it. Where she goes up in that spaceship and they look like fucking ewoks or whatever. I thought that was kind of cool though. I'm just like, oh, they fully dove into the corny and just are like, hey, these are the aliens on the ship. I thought it was so fun. Sometimes you just gotta lean into so I'm saying they were like, How about this? They were all a hundred percent correct. Was that uh Emma Stone, right? Yeah, because how they broke it too. I thought that was a really cool scene where she was fake admitting to it to try to be freed, but then eventually she comes back after she escapes, and you go, Why the fuck would she do that? And then he's standing there and she says, How many were there? Because he had talked about killing the uh what the fuck were they called? Um Andromedans because they were from the Andromeda um whatever constellation or something. But um, she was like, How many were there? And it's like, is she still fucking with them? And I was like, No, it's real. I thought it was cool. I thought it was a fun movie. It got a lot of hype too, and I'm glad it for me lived up to it because I hate when it doesn't. Yeah, you get like super excited, you're like, everyone's saying this is gonna be an amazing movie, and then you watch it and you're like, the trailers looked fucking awesome. Yeah. That's what made me watch it. I'm like, A, I love her as an actress, and B, I'm I like the kind of weird different movies. So I was watching it and I was like, ooh, I wonder if we could watch it. And he agreed to watch it with me. And quirky little independent film. Also, Stavros is in it. Talk you as he played the uh cop possibly pedophile cop that like molested him or something. Talking about Todd. Yes. Breaking Bad? No. Then who? Todd from Breaking Bad? Who's Todd? The other guy. He's the one in tires. I don't know, he's the main other main dude in Bagonia. No, no, no, no, no. He's on the poster. No, no, no, no. Not him. The uh the cop. He was just the cop. The one that came came to his house a couple times and kept apologizing for what he did to him in childhood. That dude's a really funny comedian. Stobros. I need to watch it again. He's like a short, fat, bald, balding guy. You'd know him. Oh, that guy. Yeah, Stobass. Yeah, he's he's he's he became one of the new jackass guys. No. This motherfucker, yeah. No. You're confusing him with uh Zack? No, that's Zackass. You're thinking of Zackass, that's Stobros Halkius. He looks just so like he does look like Zackass. That's so funny. I forgot, dude. New Jackass coming out. That's exciting. In the last one, too. Yeah, allegedly. Those dudes. It's the last one. They're making a bunch of there's a bunch of new people, dude. No, there's gonna be jackass new generation, there's gonna be jackass fucking reborn. There's gonna be a lot of them. Definitely Johnny Knoxville, last one. Yeah, for sure. I think all those guys Steve's declaring. I think Steve Bam's back in it. I think Bamba. I think all. Them, maybe cameos in the future, but they're done. They can't. They're 50. You can't keep getting hit in the nuts like that. Or you know, fucking breaking your neck. Being thrown by bulls. Dude, getting flipped by bulls and breaking your wrists and getting concussions. Or getting slapped by big ass hands and getting punched in the nuts by Francis and Ganu. Like it's fucking insane. You know what I'm talking about though with a big ass hand. Yeah. They're walking down the hall. The hallway, yeah, and they're like, hey, carry this thing of tomatoes. Do you happen to see the clip after or another one when Bam gets hit? His food lands straight in the trash. Oh, really? Interesting. Like it's it slaps it into the trash. That's funny. Yeah, like when they're like, hey, can you just take all these soups down the hallway? Yeah, I guess. God, that show's fucking crazy. You imagine living with that anxiety for that long? I wonder if those guys have like they have to have like an off-season of like a hey, we're not gonna fuck with each other for six months. Like, because you can't live like that. Oh, you mean like physically? Yeah, probably. Yeah, like it well, especially when they're probably talking to each other, like calling each other, like, hey, I'm not gonna tell you. No, no, no, but like you can't fuck with each other. Right. Like, because when they're on set and stuff like that, it shows all the behind the scene behind the scenes shit, they're constantly on edge. Being like, what's happening? What's happening? Why are you taking me in this room? And then there's a fucking bear in there or something. It's like, guys, chill. That seems like a miserable life year-round. But if it makes you a millionaire, you probably do it for a couple months. Yeah, like uh what the I'll know. I don't know why. Uh one I keep thinking of was Rayon with the bees. Rakeon, no. Rayon. Long hair. Uh they made him take off his shirt because of the bees. And they covered him in bees? Because the the camera, the the the design of his shirt made the camera look all weird, so they made him take off his shirt. Oh, that's funny. And then they blindfolded him and he played pinata with a the beehive. Fucking A man. That show's so fucking crazy. He's like, what is all this? What is it? And then he starts freaking out because it's bees. Dude. Just bees. Them hanging like uh God. Anyways, that guy, Ray John, out of all of them. I mean, they're all successful in their way, but that guy Rayon is like a professional, I don't know what kind of scientist, but he's like a he's a chemist, some type of chemist. And he's a part of the squad? Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, he came in, he they introduced him when uh in uh Viva Labam. Okay, but then they did uh you know movies and threw him in as cameo. Dude, the one that always fucked me up the most was uh what's the big dude's name? Uh Preston. Preston. They had him do the uh the the the fucking exercise bike with the suit on and they put all of his sweat into a funnel. Oh and Steve O drank it and puked. Dude, that literally right now is making me want to vomit, bro. They show the sweat going down the tube from his ass crack, and then Steve O's trying to drink it and puke it. Dude, those guys are fucking nuts. You gotta remind me of that. Ew. That's so fucking gross. I completely forgot about that. It's so gross. Those guys are nuts, bro. The start of Jackass 3 was them doing that little Godzilla skit on the they made that town. You remember what I'm talking about? Oh, the balls? No, those dick and balls. I think they do as nuts, but then there's like a mountain and they go, What the fuck is that? Oh, it's about to erupt, and he diarrheas, and it turns out that it's his ass. And he diarrheas like a fucking geyser. Dude, that what a weird life. I love the intro number two. Is it number two when they did that like stampede run? Or is that the first one? I don't remember. It might be two. They were like in Rome or Spain or some shit. Yeah, Spain. It was uh that was that two? I think that was two. Check it out. Yeah, it had this then. Raycon's a chemist. Let me see him. I don't I feel like I've never heard that name. Sounds like a rapper. Sounds like a part of Wu Tang. Looks like a part of Wu Tang. That guy's a chemist? Yeah, I don't yeah, and he was in the group. Looks more like an electrician. He was part of the group because of his face. Hey, y'all get that because his hair was all frizzy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've seen that guy. He's a chemist. Hell yeah. Cooking up fucking sick ass skids. That was funny. That deserved way more, guys. Okay, hold on. Let me give it to you. Ready? Cooking up sick ass skids. You motherfucker, dude. You motherfucker. Jackass 2 was the one where they did running with the bulls. Yeah, the intro. The intro. I love that. I actually have that DVD. I used to. It's somewhere in my mom's house, probably. I need to rewatch all those. They're so funny. Yeah. Are you sure it's not on our lovely bookshelf of DVDs because we're old school? It might be actually. I'm thinking people No, we still have it actually at the house. Viva La Bam. I have this Viva La Bam too the season one and two. Uh oh, I have season one now. Only season one now. What was the other show they had? Wild Boys? Wild Boys. Yeah. Uh that was definitely one. Yeah, those guys made some money. Bam's on Holy Union after Viva La Bam because he was getting married, which he never stayed married to her. Uh Wild Boys. There's I swear there's a couple more. There's just a jackass show, too, right? Yeah, just jackass show. Yeah. Yeah, there's probably a couple more shows. Those guys really capitalized on it, huh? And I know Steve-O right now, he still does his podcast. Wild Ride. Steve O's Wild Ride. Yeah. Rides around. He has a dick tattooed on his face right now. He's got a penis right here where Hank fucked me up. He's got a penis right there. Can't believe that. Hank and knocked the shit out of me right before the podcast, guys. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. You're just trying to be a good daddy. I was trying to be a good daddy. And he just boom. He headbutted the fuck out of me in the middle of telling you a story. Concussed me. Was that shortly after y'all came back inside? Yeah. Wait, when? Yeah, clicking at the truck. That may have possibly been my fault. You're rattled him up. A little bit. I said, Hank, come here and give your daddy a kiss. And he fucking ran into my head. So bad. I had a little goose egg on my noggin. My bad. Isn't Steve O like on a tour right now? Yeah, I think so. He's yeah, he does like a one-man show. Yeah, it's like stand-up comedy, but also stunts. I know like on his last one, his closer was setting himself on fire. And I think he's I think this is his last run as well, I believe. I hope so, man. That guy's gotta chill. Yeah. He's like insane. He also looks crazy. He got like fake teeth and stuff. He does he looks good, like healthy. He looks good. Yeah, he got completely sober. Yeah. Did you see the I don't know if you've seen that one photo where um it was an old photo of him laying down around a bunch of those little CO2 pods, the whippets? Oh, yeah, yeah. And then the one next to it was like 20 years later, and not because he's completely vegan now. It's all bit fruits and vegetables. Oh, that's cool. So it went from that to him now. Have you heard him tell the story of like his whole like his whole history? He has a lot of it documented. Like a lot of his abuse, like his uh substance abuse and stuff, because he recorded everything himself. I can see it. He has films of all of his like being trapped in a hotel room for a week at a time on a bender, like fully out of his mind. He recorded like 90% of it. Yeah, I think I've got it. And a lot of it's on emails where he would email like everyone across the board that he knew or had their email, like just crazy manic messages being like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself if you don't give me a movie deal. Like, and he has it all on paper. It's crazy. I could be wrong, but I think there's like a some type of documentary or something out there somewhere about that. I know he released some of it. Yeah, yeah, he released some of it and like did uh like commentary over it, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I forgot what it's called or whatever. That's what was tripping. I was like, damn, you're literally a completely different person. Like, yeah, it's insane. Like you're literally watching He was a wild boy. Literally. Sorry, I was a little too late. No, hold on, I'll do it. Hold on. He was a wild boy. Let's go. That's fucking that's comedy right there, guys. That makes sense. He's a one-man show though, right? Yeah. Yeah. And he's got that tattoo of a freaking the nuke that warning logo. Yeah, like the biohazard sign. Biohazard. Which is weird. That is a weird one. He's he's got a lot of weird tats. It's like, why'd you do that? But it's like on his face, isn't it? It's on his forehead. Yeah, he's got one, yeah, on the top like side of his head. His head? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a lot of weird ones. The penis, the biohazard. He's got one. Well, I think he got it covered up, but there was something like a baby fucking uh thing. It was weird. He's got some weird ones. You think James from Love on the Spectrum would ever get a tattoo? He seems like he would. Didn't they didn't they troll him about that on the show? They did? I think so. I think his parents brought that up or something. Or maybe he brought it up. He's like, I would never get a tattoo. Was it? One of them brought up a tattoo this season for sure. Maybe it was Connor. Connor seems like he would never get a tattoo. Yeah. But James, no, James definitely won't. Unless his girl wants one, he'd do anything for her. Sweet boy. Oh Tyler? No, James. If James's girl wanted him to get one, he would get one. Tyler also. Tyler probably already has some. Tyler's got a big ass cross on his back. For sure. He's got to. Oh, you're just assuming? Yeah, if I had to put money on, he's got a cross somewhere on that bod. Oh man. Do you know Matthew McConaughey is making his own tequila now? No, I did not. It's my favorite ad on the radio right now. It's called Pantalones. Really? He said, you know why it's called Pantalones? Because tequila's fun. So is pantalones. Is that his thing? Yeah. It's called Pantalones Tequila. He says, it's the best thing me and uh my wife have ever made with our pants on. Talking about his kids. Alright. So sick, dude. Matthew Mogani fucking rules. I'm gonna get some of his tequila. Will you try it on the air? Uh duh. Yeah, maybe I'll get a bottle. I'm not a big tequila guy, but I would like to try his. You ever tried any of like famous uh celebrity tequila or celebrity liquor? There's a lot of them. You know what? Think about it. I don't think I have. We also don't tend to drink a lot of t uh like liquor. We lean more towards beer. Yeah. The rock's got Terramana. Fucking horrible name. Apparently it's better than Kevin Hart's. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot. I didn't know Kevin Hart had one. They talked about it on the roast. And then um Dan Aykroyd has Crystal Skull or Silver Skull vodka. It's a sick fucking bottle. Pantalones. Pantalones tequila. Maybe they have it at that liquor store down the road. How much is uh how much is a bottle? If I can find a way to dollars or something like that. This one says yeah, $40, $49.99. Might be worth it. I mean, again, you might find it at fucking specs. Yeah. Do you know the difference between the tequilas? Because he said they have what is it like reposado, a niejo, and then there's a couple different ones. I just know that those are three different ingredients. Yeah, it's blanco, reposado, and agave. Oh, okay. I think his is agave. Well, I think they have all of them. I think they have all of them. But like, what's the difference? I don't light and dark. I don't know. Can you ask G I don't know? Judge Breed, coincidentally, I already pulled up. Let's go. Blanco is an unaged tequila featuring uh tasting notes of honey, citrus, and smooth vanilla. Amen. Repesado is aged for nine months in American oak whiskey barrels, offering a layered profile of vanilla cream and cooked agave. Sounds good. Anyo is a premium is a premium aged version offering deeper oaky profiles. Okey. Agave, I guess, is just the nectar. Big J oki Sin. Sorry. Yeah, agave is a nectar. That makes sense. Like tequila was based with agave. I don't think so. I just know agave is a nectar. I know it's the healthier kind. Yeah, it's cactus, ain't it? And agave cactus. Yeah. Nopalitos. Nopales. Nopales, no palitos. Tacos de no palitos. Would you guys ever cook those here? Uh I would try, yeah. They you have to be very specific on how you seem hard. Um, yes. They seem slimy. Yes, and if you do not cook them fully, they are bitter. Yeah. I've had no palitos, they're good. Like like breakfast talking. My family makes them a lot. Uh we don't make them at our house a lot. Like I think we tried maybe once or twice, but they were too slimy. But then I figured out, like, we eventually we got it, you know, made it look right. There wasn't bitter, but I was like, this is too much. Yeah. Um but yeah, I mean I grew up with it. My grandpa grew up on a farm, like maintaining a farm with vegetables and stuff, so I would literally eat it raw. This uh I I I I think I prefer raw, but really rather than cooked. Is it not as slimy? It's not as slimy and it's just tastes fresh. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, this taco truck right here has a ton of different options for their meats and stuff. Do you know what all those are? Like barbecue, is that face meat? That's what I've heard. I I love barbecue, I just don't really know. Cheek meat. It is cheek meat, right? Yes, and then lingua is tongue, right? I've had lingua before too, it's very good. If you cook it right, you won't be able to tell the flavor. There is a flavor difference. It's not the flavor, it's a texture. It's not texture. I mean, it depends how you cook it. Depends on the person, but yes. You got some bad lingua. You gotta get some good lingua. Um at a lingua burger. Trust me, she gets some of that good lingua. Oh my goodness gracious, Angel. But I'm talking about the food that uh I'm looking at this meat. You're talking about laughing up that back to yes, all tequila tequila is a cave. Oh, really? Yes, hell yeah. See pantalona. She was she was right though. I don't know why I went, I don't know what accent that was. So yeah. She's on the reposado. Tripa is uh intestines? That's like tripe, right? No, tripe is tripe is piglining skin. That's a menudo. Oh, tripa's different? Tripa is intestines. Ugh. Intestine like on purpose? How the fuck would you use that? It's cow intestines. Okay, have you had that? It's a great really it's a it's I do believe you. These are definitely texture and flavor. And yeah, mainly texture. Texture doesn't fuck with me, though. Like chicharronis, I like that shit. These have a chalkiness. Fuck that. Like liver? I hate liver. Flavor-wise, very irony. I hate iron. I hate liver. Yeah, yeah. Liver's very good for you. It's a superfood. Well, it ain't super for me at all. They make capsules like you really should get liver in your diet. It's very, very, very good superfood. Oh, bro. It literally freaking. It literally translates. On the menu? Says tripa tripe. That is wrong, people. Fucking ass. These are liars. That's at the taco place? Yeah. I'm looking, I'm reading it right here. Let's go tell them right now. Took a photo of it. Hey, motherfuckers. Biria, grilled beef? That ain't right either. Motherfuckers. Birya is like pot roast. It's supposed to be slow. Like slow cooked. Yeah, yeah. Jinx. Have you ever was it you that said some bullshit about jinx the other day? No, it was Amber's fucking bitch ass, dude. She said we were at lunch with her cousin or something, and she said um jinx. We got jinxed, right? We jinxed each other, and then someone was like, You can't talk until someone says your name. I ain't never heard that fucking shit in my life. You ever heard that? I have. I thought it was just you owe me a coke. There's either that or there's the owe you a coke. That's bullshit. She said, You can't say anything until someone says your name. I said, Shut the fuck up, lady. I'll say something right fucking now. I was more so like when you're like a little kid, like a smaller kid. That's like small. She is childish as fuck. You're right. She's the childish one. You're right, Angel. She is so childish. Sorry, reiterate. She's the childish one. So we got barilla, we got tripa. Chicharon. Chicharon. What is that? Pork belly. Yeah, I love pork belly. But uh it's not roasted, uh fried. Yeah. Um in lard, they gotta be specific. Okay. Asada grilled beef, which is literally, I don't know why. Asada is grill. These guys are. Redundant. Chorizo, you already know what chorizo is. It's like a type of sausage, right? Yeah, it's a marinated. It's like pan sausage, ain't it? Pork. It's like pork, yeah, like it's like a yeah, like a pan sausage. I thought that I knew that. I don't know why it didn't. That's the reason we cut it. But is it like a certain seasoning? I believe so. It's like all chorizo's orange. Uh it's it's it's because of the coriander and because of the ancho and guajilo peppers. Yeah. And that's actually the fact that it's pork is the reason we cut back on it in our diet. Chorizo fucking rules, dude. It's so good. It's good with greasy as fuck. It is so good. Yes. Chorizo. What else we got? Yeah. Why are you why are we even giving this fucking food truck praise? We haven't given it. We're not giving the food. We haven't even said their name. We haven't said their name. I do like that flavor. You're right. We have not said that. Wait, are we not saying that? I like them. Oh, shout them out. Fuck y'all. I don't know the name of it. You've already said to fuck them because they are their translations aren't right. No, the guy there was he was super cool to me last time, too. I mean, everything else pretty much makes sense. Barrackoa that says it's barbecue. It's completely wrong. It's cheek. It's like they had me translate this shit. Real barbacoa is cheek meat from a goat. What? It's really good. I've had it. I didn't know it was from a goat. Well, you could have also had the beef meat. Yeah, the beef version. It's the cheaper version. It's the cheaper. I probably had that. So there's uh you can buy a pound cooked for 13 uh the beef. Or you can get the goat version 26. Literally twice the price. Where at? At that meat market? No, it's down the street called uh Ramides Carnitas Ramirez. Damn. It's on the the county line side. No, not county line. Uh what is that? Is that 1097? 1487. So technically we take county line to get there. It it's right after county line hits. Oh, that weird crossroad. Yeah, it's not I call that county line too, but it's like 1487 or something. Yeah, well, yeah, it's always on the on the weekends, it has like 10 flags up, like promoting like what they have until you're left when you're going into Worlds. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. That place that place is really popular by the Dollar General? Yeah, the little house. Yeah, yeah. It's like a house. Nice. But it they turned it into a restaurant inside. See, I can't go to places like that. You can though. The daughters speak English. You can't. Why? Look at me, dude. You think I'm gonna walk into some shack that's like carnita salia or whatever the fuck you said? Bro, you they'll hear your accent. I'm not welcome there. Bro, you would be more welcome there and think, okay, and they'll hear your accent and be like, okay, this white boy is actually trying. I said, give me some butterback. Exactly. I want the goat shit, dude. The real shit. The daughter would be like, okay, what would you like? You said a daughter? The daughter would be like, that's when she steps in. How's the daughter? But I was probably at least, I don't know. Don't worry about the daughter. Not your not your wife. Guys, I didn't even mean it like that, dude. You're fucking asking questions. She's at least 18. So that's how you made it sound. No, but literally, that's why she's there. She's bilingual. Oh, nice. She's but that's literally why she's there. Yeah. The dad is complete straight up. I don't know where or what from, but like you'll see you walk in, be like, hey, get it all right. You can't understand. Get your daughter, boy. Boy, that's crazy. I didn't mean it like that. Alright, whatever. Uh but it's it's really good. It's funny that I I pick on you for being like, I can't go there. I have never walked in there. He always send him in. Bree, real quick, what is that on the floor right there? Because that's where the shit incident happened earlier. Is that shit? You see it? Blends in with the floor. It's shit. I don't know what it is. I fucking spell fucking see. That's when that's where the room it was right outside this door is where the Roomba fucking that ran into the shit pile. So I'm thinking that might it looks like dog food though. That's what I was thinking. I was like, it could be dog food. I'm so scared now. Son of a bitch. That might be poop. Yeah, uh, for the most part, uh the this taco place. Uh I mean they're good. Do you want to say the name? I don't know the name, I forgot. This guy over here. That's dog food, right? Thank God. If that was poop, that would really stress me out. You were stressing me out. Your faces you're making. I thought I was shitty. You're like, I can't have shit in front of the guest. I feel like we would have like smelt it. You would think, but apparently there was a pile of shit in the hallway under my roombo for a fucking couple hours. I didn't smell it. Sorry. Current events. You guys know now. I thought you meant we were going into current events. I said, Angel, I'm not fucking ready for that, dude. I'm not prepared. That's currently what's happening in the what the fuck house. Literally an hour ago, I was outside spraying my roombo with a water hose. Just getting an insane amount of shit out of it. It hasn't rained yet. It's gonna get rained on. It keeps saying that, dude. It's been saying it's gonna rain all fucking week. Oh, it already did. Oh, it's raining. No, I brought it under the thing. Okay, see the windows. Oh, it does, it doesn't reach that far? No, I brought it. No. I guess the windows are overhang. But no, yeah, that's that fucking sucked. That was disgusting. No, I bet. I was gonna try to clean. You're right though, that they might be because of the weather, because our dog pissed in the house yesterday. Yeah, I think they're just freaked. And she's house trained. Yeah, these days, yeah, they're fine. They've never had that problem. I mean, they have, but like a long time ago. Yeah, ours too. It's been a long time. I don't know what the fuck would it cause. It wasn't even pooper pee, it was throw-up because her stomach was yeah, we get a couple throw-ups. Yeah. Because these guys will eat fucking anything. Grass. Nonstop fucking grass. Hank munches grass. Anything Olive's pissed on, he'll eat it. He's a nasty little fucker. We're giving our bitch fucking Prinna Perina Plus. Like the most expensive shit you can get. And she's out here eating fucking grass. They love it. Fucking assholes. They like the prona. She's still my baby. Yeah, they like the clover, I think. We got a lot of clover in my yard. Oh, we do too. Seems like they eat the tank cloves. Who knows? Start picking clovers and just being able to use your dinner. I was gonna say make some clovers, some type of clover clover dish. Yeah. Uh dehydrate 'em. Make it into the make it edible. True. Are they edible? Probably. I mean shims are edible, so it's just a plant. Most things are edible. They grow this high by now. But some of them, even if it's edible, some things are poisonous. So you gotta watch out. Poisonous, moisonous, dude. Chad GP Brie telling us. True, you're right. Avoid eating certain grasses outside. That makes sense. I'll just avoid all. I won't eat any of them. What else we got, man? How are we doing? How we doing on time? We're doing well. We're doing very well. You got anything else? No. I don't. I've been out for a minute. Just talking about the shit room, but no, that was good to know. I mean, that's good to know. People need to know what's happening with us, you know. It was a fucking disaster, dude. The car we threw the carpet away. I was like, I'm not even gonna try to clean that. You know, like we have you had that problem, you had that problem. People have their own problems. People do. Could theirs could be worse? Yep. Arts. You know, it all depends on the person. It all depends on who it is. That's why we want to tell you all about better help. Promo code. That'd be so sick if we're type in RRS. That's great. RSS. We'll get there, man. We'll get we're gonna get some. It's gonna be good. Uh on my end of here though, I will say though, Caso Mommy did message me and we're like, hey, what's this? They said, What the fuck are you doing with our shit? Hey, keep my fucking name out of your mouth. Acknowledgement. Yeah. They're like, What's this? And I'd let them know. Oh nice. We happen to get your food on Grand Opening Day and we record an episode. And it's we were and then he asked, Hey, where can I listen to it? What? And I said it's a good thing. Anywhere you can podcast are on YouTube, dude. I told him exactly where and uh and I we know I know exactly who's messaging, I know exactly who it is, but it's just the fact that like they noticed it already. That's cool. Like they're busy already enough running a restaurant and they're over here like acknowledging the fact that we shout out Castle Umami, dude. Yeah, Castle Umami tastes the fix. Shout out PR. Give us free food. If we get over a hundred listeners, I'm never saying your name again unless you give me free food. Dude, if you if you if you heard if you hear this, PR, if you heard that and you say yes or no, that's all we need to know. Yeah, true. That's we made it right now. I'll say your name. I'll say Castle Umami six times an episode if you just give me like free chicken tenders. Crunch strips. Crunch strips, fuck me. Those things are so good. No, anyways, I wanted to end it there. I want to tell thank you to thank you to Casu Umami for acknowledging. Thank you to all of our listeners for acknowledging. Thank you to ChatGPrie for being our AI. What's up? Hey. That's good. Thank you, Josh, for the house. Thank you for everything. Thank you, Angel, for coming and recording the podcast with me and stuff. Thank you for hosting us. Of course, guys. I'm sorry for the shit room, but I'm glad y'all didn't have to see that. And then I'm glad. I'm just glad to be doing this. And week 11, that's pump. That's that's got me pumped. That's pretty good. Hell yeah. I'm glad we were able to get this in. I was worried about the long weekend, and we seem to this is good. Oh, it's good. It's all good. We're here for good vibes. It's all good. We're gonna end it here though. Thank you guys for listening. Let's go. We out. We out. The Royal Street Sessions!