Episode #19 Featuring Josh's Best Friend Forever, Tristan

Thank you for joining us Tristan, we definitely appreciated it, we know Josh did. The title says it all, but it doesn't mean we know it all, and with this episode you get exactly what you wanted. We get the whole scoop on how Josh changed Tristan's life through fitness, learn some facts about him, including his thespian days along with other things, all with good vibes flowing through the RSS studio the whole time. Do we have any T.G.O.L.B. listeners? (That's Josh's and Tristan's former podcast)

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:06

Royal Street Sessions.

SPEAKER_04 0:17

Welcome, listeners. Welcome here. We are back. Episode 19. Welcome here. Ty Rastin. Ty Rastin. Good to good to have a good to have you here in our studio. I just threw everybody off. It's Tristan. We have Tristan here in our episode. What's up, TX?

SPEAKER_05 0:35

Let's go. Yeah, I heard I did hear. That's not true. You told he told me we could talk during the intro.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

You can. You shouldn't.

SPEAKER_04 0:44

When I say that, that means literally just during those like first 10 seconds.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

Not the fucking not as it's like I'm about to talk.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Dickhead.

SPEAKER_04 0:52

But I caught it.

SPEAKER_05 0:53

Guys, I first time here, guys. First time guys, all time listener.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

We're like, hey, you gotta stop doing that. You can't guys do that. You can't do this. Yeah, I'm already nervous. Anyways, what's up, T-Rex?

SPEAKER_05 1:04

I did I did hear that. I just listened during my workout today. I just listened to the uh 18th episode, and I love all the different teas that y'all saw. I also, I was telling Josh, I think it's so funny. When y'all talk about other guests or other people y'all might want to have on or do a phone call with, it's always like, oh yeah, we'll ask them a bunch of these questions and talk to them about this. I'm curious about this. But when y'all talk about me, y'all go, Yeah, we'll have him on. Yeah, he'll do something.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Okay, but that is also because of the the relationship you have with Josh. Example. Like, yeah, we had some questions for October, but I also, yeah, I also referred to him uh and in the sister form, not the hey, I'm on a podcast, let me inter like interview you.

SPEAKER_05 1:48

Yeah, I just you know I'm interesting. I got fun things you can learn about me. Go, talk about it. Definitely an interesting person. Actually, I need questions for it.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

So hold on, hold on. I just I just like to point out the hostility by you. Oh, oh yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 2:02

He did hog so Josh's classic toxic uh masculinity. Oh my god, we got a gay lib on the show, dude. He loves me so much, but he doesn't know how to like express it. So I'm just like, oh like I'm actually mean to this guy. We're actually not best friends, and I don't talk about him when I talk about friendship for 20 minutes on a podcast.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

When it comes to guy friendship, yo. You hug him. I tried to.

SPEAKER_05 2:26

He said it like you gay boys like you hug him. I've seen it.

SPEAKER_04 2:29

I try to hug him. I'm I'm trying to I'm I see it. I'm just I just I see it. I know you guys work together. I know you I know he's your brother-in-law now. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 2:38

But uh We literally, I mean, there's no one's face. Why y'all serious? No, I'm not I love it.

SPEAKER_04 2:45

I'm having a great time. No, I know you are. I know you are. It's just bringing back old vibes, if anything. I'm definitely gonna ask you guys about T Gold, aka T G two Guys, one light bulb. It's the old me. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Nothing to talk about. That's the old me. That's old news, bro. Old old. I was a different man back then. Old news makes stuff posted on. We got the hot dog contest on there.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

Was that the last time that we saw each other?

SPEAKER_02 3:08

That was three years ago. It was the last time I saw them.

SPEAKER_04 3:10

No, no, no, no. That's the last time I saw you. I saw you at least one more time. I forgot when. And then it didn't happen. No, I think it was last year in February. You were my birthday. You were working out. We were working out. I think we all tried working out. You guys were doing a the heck was that? You guys were doing uh I think you guys did a pull-up thing.

SPEAKER_05 3:32

I don't think I ever saw you. I remember Josh talking about it whenever we were getting into it.

SPEAKER_04 3:36

We did a pull-up thing? Like just for fun. I think you guys were working out. You came in? I walked. I walked over.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

Maybe. I don't remember. Maybe.

SPEAKER_04 3:46

I only remember because I you're skinnier now and more fit than what you than you were then.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Let's talk about that. He is Jack now, right?

SPEAKER_04 3:54

And then the time I saw you before that was a hot dog contest.

SPEAKER_05 3:58

That's rough. So the fact I've seen you in like three. That was long hair, clean shaven, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_02 4:03

And fat. Yeah, you were fat. You were fat, okay. And you were a loser, and you ate a lot of hot dogs. Not as many as me. Why are you so hostile? No, that's what he does mean, bro. There's little Tristan over here and aggressive. So he was right. About what?

SPEAKER_04 4:19

The hostile masculinity thing. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

So you don't even know the gay the term is toxic masculinity.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

You don't know how to handle your love for him, is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

I wrestle with him sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 4:29

It's all love, though. It's all love.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

It's all I have overfollowing love with like love for him. Hey, fuck y'all, dude. I'm over this. I'm out of here, dude. Um Justin's taking it in.

SPEAKER_05 4:41

Yeah, no, uh, throwing it back to what was it first? It was in the first three episodes. But yeah, Josh did change my life, man. Oh, god damn.

SPEAKER_04 4:48

He did change my life. No, you're you he he every time we bro, that's from uh that's an Amazon box. Oh, sorry. Amazon probably does. Yeah, I don't know. Put hot ladies on Amazon box? That's where that's where our the the mic stand came from. Um, but yes, as much as you don't like talking about yourself. Who? You fool, you do change people's lives. This guy is a big example. I'm Josh. Not as big anymore. He is your he was your guinea pig. He was my little guinea pig. He ain't no guinea pig no more.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Don't even let me pet him.

SPEAKER_05 5:21

I'll die easily. Um, yeah, Josh, it's so funny. Josh does try the same tactic he used that worked on me for sure. Um, but he tries it on everybody, and it's so funny to see it fail so often. He like does it to like his mom and stuff. He's just all like, hey, why don't you work out? Did you beat a loser? It's just his mom. I don't know why it's not working. She's not listening.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

Not everybody could be me, bruh. Yeah, I prayed on a young man's ego, and I said, Hey, don't you want to be cool?

SPEAKER_01 5:51

When did it so you put people down to try to get them to work out? Yeah, that's hard. Well, he works sometimes.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

He only does that with someone he's really close with. He doesn't like put down everybody. Like someone he's not as close with, he'll be more like, hey, you know, you should just do this. I've also got you should do a monthly challenge. Hey, man, you should probably chill up.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

I've gotten nicer. Yeah, I was a little harsh with Tristan when I wanted him to work out. He was in rough shape. Can't be doing that.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

That's bad.

SPEAKER_05 6:23

It's so funny. Every time we talk about it, yeah. Every time we talk about it, like we love just sending old pictures of me.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

He tried with me, and I it all depends on the person. I obviously wasn't fully ready.

SPEAKER_05 6:34

Also, he spends seven days a week with me. Like he he was able to constantly ride me about it and be like, hey, we're gonna hang out anyways at my house. I have the stuff, let's just do it. And so that's why it was just doing I was gonna hang out with him constantly, and so I was already here doing the thing. It was like it was just here. So it was like, oh, we're just hanging out, and that's what it was. I didn't see it as like, oh, I gotta go to the gym. It was like, oh, I'm just gonna go hang out with my friend, and we're just doing this activity. And then now it's just a part of my lifestyle. That makes it easy, it makes it so easy, and I say that it's like it's not an easy thing to do.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

No, well, it it makes it easy to put your mindset to the oh, I'm gonna go work out because it's not I'm gonna go work out, it's oh yeah, I'm gonna go hang out with my best friend. Yeah. Well, okay. Calm down. Okay, my brother-in-law.

SPEAKER_04 7:22

Well, the hours make make it best friend. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

There was a point where Trissa and I were both unemployed, and he would come over here and we would we would hang out from about 6 a.m. to the best 7 p.m.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

Like a 13-hour shift.

SPEAKER_02 7:43

I mean one hour break. Like if that. We would go on walks together.

SPEAKER_05 7:48

Yeah, we once we once went on a walk. We were just like, oh, let's just walk for you know a couple miles, and we walked a half marathon randomly. We walked for like a what was it, a few hours?

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Just around the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_05 7:59

This yeah, yeah, we walked 13 miles.

SPEAKER_02 8:02

Yeah, that's insane.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

That's fucking crazy, especially knowing that this specific neighborhood is very uh up and down y. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

It's borderline gay.

SPEAKER_05 8:11

Yeah, dude. I was thinking that yet we we went on a walk two days ago, yesterday. I don't remember. Yeah, two days ago. I was just thinking, yeah, we're just two dudes just walking, chatting.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

And he he jokingly tries to hold my hand sometimes. We also have this two guys, one light bulb. Yeah, we have this bit great name where Tristan, every time we talk on the phone, there's a bit where like one of us will say we love you or we'll say I love you, and the other one won't reciprocate it. But it flip-flops, yeah, and it bothers me. I wish he would say it back.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

Well, I mean, there's time she says it, and I don't say it right away, but I love it. Don't love that.

SPEAKER_05 8:49

Yeah, we're actually, yeah, we're the same kind of relationship.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Well, I guess you're right, it's completely different.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

I mean, not I mean, we're close. Just and I are pretty gay.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

I mean, he married your sister. He's in the fam. Exactly. You guys are family. He's fam.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

You guys are gay as fuck. He grabs my wiener a lot. He grabs my wiener in front of customers. Okay, it's not.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

I don't grab his wiener in front of customers. The customer is in front of us. We're walking up the stairs, and his fat fucking ass is right in front of my face. Have y'all seen Josh's dumper? Post that on the fucking Instagram.

SPEAKER_04 9:24

We hear it all the time.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

Yeah, do before.

SPEAKER_05 9:26

Oh, I was thinking of clapping for some reason. Jesus, Tristan.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

He's done that in front of you? I mean, because he's done everything in front of me.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

Clap a little ass in front of Tristan.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

But if I could have a little bit of a gay relationship there. It's pretty gay. There's no hiding.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

I mean, I I I stepped away for a little bit. I gave him some space, but it got to a point where like me and Josh, and me, Josh, and Amber, we were just we were basically just a little family. Yeah, we just constantly were. Yeah, I was just lived here. My wife was so upset that I was here so often. And when I stopped coming over here, when I tried to distance myself a little bit, I was like at home, I was like, yo, I have so much free time. I have an unbelievable amount of free time. That's insane. I was dedicated for so long.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

Yeah, he's dedicating like five hours a day to the Wheedy Gardeners. It was pretty crazy. I love the weedy.

SPEAKER_05 10:21

Jesus Christ, I love the Wii Garden.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

There's a legitimate thing that Tristan and I do.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Your sister brought you it to him, right? What? Wait, yeah, that's how we met. Yeah, yeah. Your sister, sorry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:32

Yeah, I met Josh. We were moving uh Julie into her college dorm. That's the first time I like really like met Josh.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

That's when you lay your eyes on her. No, on me. No, they had already been dating. Yeah, we've been dating for a long time. Oh, oh, because I met Julie in high school. That's even funnier. I lived out of town. Yeah. I was like, I'll meet the boyfriend.

SPEAKER_05 10:53

Yeah, we have a couple uh pictures from that, and it's so weird seeing me and Josh not pose together or not be like around each other. We just didn't really like know each other back then.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Yeah, we were just in the same picture.

SPEAKER_05 11:03

Now we're fucking brothers.

SPEAKER_04 11:05

How long ago was this now, would you say? Seven years.

SPEAKER_06 11:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Oh, okay. It's like a year before a relationship.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Yeah. That would have been right about the time I started at Southern Star.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Did you bartend at Southern Star? You said you bartended?

SPEAKER_04 11:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got hired because of her fat ass. Hell yeah, dude. In a good way with a pH. With a pH. Pretty hot. And her great personality, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

I kind of fell into that job. It was not like a both things were bubbly.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt that. Bubbly personality, bubbly butt. There we go. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 11:44

Were you in that? I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

I didn't go out looking for a second job. I was working at a bank full time. Well, part-time, 30 hours. Shout out bankers. Still going to school at the time. No, I wasn't in school. I was doing banking 40 hours a week. Monday through Friday. And like every other Saturday. Anyways, so wait, why do you say shout out bankers again?

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Jacob.

SPEAKER_05 12:07

Because of my my previous best friend, Jacob. Previous best friend. My ex-bestie. The other lazy thinker. Yeah. Yeah. My other podcast burger. Happy to have. Sorry that we interrupted you guys.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Anyways, um, I wasn't looking for the job. I went to the brewery. Was supposed to be hanging out with a friend. A guy, friend. Oh!

SPEAKER_05 12:30

The start of the call off the fucking pod. I'm over the story.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

No, no, it gets better. It gets better.

SPEAKER_05 12:37

Fucking better, dude.

SPEAKER_01 12:38

The guy was a dick. Decided, oh, I'm only in Conroe this night the rest of the week. I'll be in Houston with my family and doesn't show up. He's like, no, I'm just gonna stay at home. I'm like, okay, well, fuck you. I'm going anyways. And this is coming from somebody who I'm an extroverted introvert. I'd rather be at home, not really doing shit. But I went anyways by myself. And I um I asked one of the other bartenders, I was like, what got you interested in working here? Just out of curiosity. Literally. Still have not gotten the answer. Seven years later. And he was like, Why? Are you took me to talk to the manager? The manager asked me two questions. Can you be a smart ass? And can you handle smart asses? I was like, oh yeah, that's that's like my whole family. Like I I was born and raised for this. So I ended up getting the job after I got my licensing, and literally the day the next day at work, I was doing it on my phone between customers.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

The licensing? Yes. I have questions about the guy. If that's okay with you.

SPEAKER_05 13:46

Penis questions.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 13:48

No penis questions. We don't say penis on this podcast.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

No. We say Mr. Wiener. Mr. Wiener.

SPEAKER_05 13:55

Who's this Mr. Wiener?

SPEAKER_02 13:56

I don't want to talk about stupid bro. I just scoot it. I'm a physical laughter, Angel. Please don't fire. You said I'm a physical laughter.

SPEAKER_04 14:08

I didn't see anywhere. I heard it, but I'm pretty sure you're you know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

So he doesn't. He doesn't. He gives that yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

He's half a light bulb, so he's he's good.

SPEAKER_05 14:18

Yeah, man. Actually, I've been doing this stuff for a little bit. But yeah, we actually do want to ask questions about this guy. How did you uh what do you say after that? Yeah, fuck the guy.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

I do want to ask about lazy thinkers. Am I allowed to ask about lazy thinkers? Of course. You can ask whatever you want. So tell me about lazy thinkers and why Okay, actually you told me why. We don't need to tell me We don't need to tell everyone why it's the stuff. Unless you want to tell us why the stuff is not anywhere. Why does it not exist?

SPEAKER_05 14:44

Uh we're just kind of uh well, yeah, we're just kind of So say who's we kind of me and my me and my boy Jacob. Me and my boy Jacob um we started a podcast when we were 18 or 19. I don't remember when we actually started. Jacob's always been a big uh creative. He's always right? Yeah, yeah, 25 years old. Um it was a it was a little bit ago. Um a lot a bit ago for you guys. Um but uh mean as hell.

SPEAKER_04 15:12

See how nobody laughs? See, it's not funny.

SPEAKER_05 15:14

Yeah, it's not funny to y'all because we're old as hell.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Oh no, I'm sure you saw the the head tilt out the corner of your eye.

SPEAKER_05 15:21

Um no, it's classic, dude. I've been listening to this podcast all week. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 15:28

I had to, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 15:30

But no, he's uh he's a big creative and he's really he's been big into the YouTube stuff even throughout high school. He had a whole his whole other channel that he did like skits and stuff. Um and he was just all like, hey man, I'm trying to do a podcast. And I was just all like, hey, you know me. I can talk. I love talking, of course I will. Uh we started that, and then he just but he's he's trying to figure out what exactly he wants to do, what kind of content he wants to make, and so it what we did before because we were still trying to figure it out. He didn't feel that was exactly what he wanted to put out, and so he's just wanting to start fresh, kind of with this new era he's in in life. He wants to kind of come up with something better, and he needs to trademark that name, dude.

SPEAKER_04 16:17

That's that's so sick. One of the smartest names ever.

SPEAKER_05 16:22

It was like, yeah, it was the same with T-Gulb. I mean, it's just we when the name comes, it's beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Two guys won Libul is such a sick name.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

It's so good. Like those two podcasts, I couldn't imagine naming it anything else. It's so I still can't believe we thought of those things. They're so great.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

Two two guys won libel, but I don't think we have actually said on that here. That was you and Josh doing the podcast. But that was you and Josh, right? And I noticed you guys made it to at least 27. That was the new ones too.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

We also rebooted a couple times.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

We rebooted once.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

Because I I saw Yeah, but then the Lazy Thinker reboot. That didn't count, so we didn't end up doing anything.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Your Instagram's still up. You're two guys, one light bulb. Oh, really? And the episode 27 was the last post. That's why I asked. You guys made it a while. I mean, did you guys have did you guys have a schedule too? Or did you guys just record whenever?

SPEAKER_02 17:17

That was every week. Right. I think it was every yeah, it was like every Friday. I think it because we have where the fucking thing is.

SPEAKER_05 17:26

I mean, we were still that was early, that was early, Josh and Tristan, like real friendship. I think the podcast was real friendship?

SPEAKER_04 17:33

He says, You know what I mean? No, I mean like that's when it really like kicked off. Like we were just like love.

SPEAKER_05 17:38

So me and Josh started off. It was just a bit where I was like, hey Julie, I want to fuck your brother. That was like the bit.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

Not a bit anymore.

SPEAKER_05 17:45

Um and then he moved, he moved to town. So he was like, he lived out of town, and then he moved into town.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Moved for you, not Amber.

SPEAKER_05 17:54

And he uh don't even get me started on that fucking Amber stuff. Josh is a little fucking anyways. Um shout out the episode 19, 19th Amendment.

SPEAKER_04 18:05

Yeah, women.

SPEAKER_05 18:08

We love you, Amber. Hell yeah. I have no idea what the fuck that was. What um but no, and then he was just like he I forgot. He was just looking for someone to do a podcast with it. He just wanted to because this was before we were working together or anything. Um and he was just all like, come on, do it. And me with the best friend. Even before I was his best friend. It's like he so he has a better collection of all this.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

We were already best friends. I don't know why he says it. No, we were already best friends. He's a liar.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

When did we st we start the podcast? It was post Amber.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

Yeah, that's why I moved up. You moved up for Amber? Yeah, I've been dating her for a year.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

Okay. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Y'all, y'all We did long distance for a year.

SPEAKER_05 18:50

The other one was just like was just like the first year, right? That me and Julie were together.

SPEAKER_02 18:55

The other one. You're talking about my ex? Yeah. That's insane to bring up. Tristan?

SPEAKER_05 19:01

The cooler one.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

You dick.

SPEAKER_05 19:05

I tried to be, I was just like the other one, the ex. I almost said the name.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

Don't be doing that. I did it. Yeah, um, I'd cut it out in here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

I got my dog from his ex.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Yeah. To rescue. The dog, not my ex. Um classic. Um, yeah, no, that was her. Hell yeah. For real though. Anyways.

SPEAKER_05 19:30

Um how did we become best friends?

SPEAKER_02 19:32

We were already besties.

SPEAKER_05 19:33

What are you talking? When did we become besties? What was the thing? A different life.

SPEAKER_04 19:37

That should tell as long as I can remember. That should tell you that he considered you best friend before you did. Josh just said, I said it first for sure.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

No, he no, Josh was on the whole train of like, uh, dude, we're growing up as we're best friends. You don't have best friends. Are you kidding me right now? Are you fucking so Josh? I was all for it because like I I'm a lover boy. I saw Josh and I was like, yo, I spend this much time with you. You're my best friend. He's like, yo, dude, I fucking love all my boys from high school, man. Those are my best friends. You don't even come close. You do have your homies. You got to be homies. Yeah, that's cool. That's that's fine. You can have a different bond with them. And at one point, they were your best friends. I believe that. But like I wasn't around. Like, they're not me, you know? I'm different. Um, they don't do it like me. I'm literally a part of his family. I have a weird sexual attention with his mother, and uh I'm his I'm best friends with his wife.

SPEAKER_04 20:32

Don't just I think your mom listens. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

She does, she's one of our loyal listeners. Fucking weirdo?

SPEAKER_04 20:38

Okay, it's not an unspoken sexual attention.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Oh no, he's blatant about it. He tries to fuck my mom. Fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_05 20:43

I don't try to fuck her.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

I don't want to hear this anymore. Keep going.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

Stepmom's genuinely hot. His step if we're gonna do this, his stepmom is genuinely very attractive. It's hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 20:55

I love the trust point so much. Y'all need to get video.

SPEAKER_04 21:02

Um we start live stream. Yeah, it's gonna be right there.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

But no, no, no, no, no. T-Gold. We yeah, originally I was supposed to, I wanted to do a podcast and I was gonna do it with my friend Casey. And he didn't want to do it, and it's long distance. He was in Houston. So I was like, all right, who else? Shout out Casey. I was like, who else? And then I was like, there's a who's that guy that's dating my sister. Fucking and then I was like, yeah, maybe uh maybe Tristan. But we were really close before this. I don't remember when I just as That's what I'm saying, we've always been this.

SPEAKER_05 21:37

I just feel like it's always been just real close. I can't remember when we were just like other than the very beginning. That's the only time that I remember we were like just like, oh, it's just a bit. And then it became it's still kind of just a bit, but it No it's evolved into so the mic was just like whoa. The mic's I'm sorry, I'm I'm hitting levels of buzz where I'm like, yo, I fucking love my best friends.

unknown 22:03

That's great.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

With friendships like that, there is no pre-best friendship. Then it's soulmates without continuous, like, this is my person. The romantic part. Yeah. He is my best friend. My wife's my best friend. And if Bill's like, I've known him since before we actually knew each other. Not to mention all of the crazy coincidences in life.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

Tristan.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Do you love him because he's a thespian?

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Yes, let's get it. Transition. Let's go, chat GP3. I'm crossing off thespian now. Talk. Talk, thespian. Wait, wow.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you just start talking again. I'm sorry about that.

SPEAKER_05 22:47

I'm sure the podcast I shouldn't talk.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

So you're not a Cinephile. No, we know that. Don't let him get off easy on it. Hold on, hold on. Cinephiles, like he made a good point. Cinephiles know everything of every movie, of every question, of every scene, of everything, of every whatever Cinephile movies.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

It's not just liking movies. Cinephiles are like the whole movie making process. Like they know it. They know it. You talk about that shit constantly. Yeah, but we'll be talking.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

He goes, the score on that Odyssey movie was incredible. He says things like that and he means it. So dumb. The score counts. But I couldn't tell you the cinophile.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

I couldn't tell you who was the fucking who did the score. I couldn't tell. I don't know who Zimmer. That's a classic.

SPEAKER_04 23:25

We're talking about him now. He's the only one I got.

SPEAKER_05 23:27

But no, it's because the only difference between me and a Cinephile is I'm stupid. Yeah. That's the only difference. I don't know enough to classify as a cinophile. I do love movies. It's my favorite thing.

SPEAKER_04 23:39

Okay, a Cinephile is a passionate fan, expert, or lover of movies and the art of the cinema. Okay, so maybe you are Mitch you are a Cinephile actually.

SPEAKER_05 23:49

Hey, don't throw that shit at me. I am doing GP Free. Take that off the fucking screen.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

I am doing what Chat GP Free does best. The reason I'm on this, okay?

SPEAKER_04 24:00

So okay, for for someone to say the score of that movie was great is is definitely something that a Cinephile says. That yeah, I tell B, I tell her all the time the movie's great. The movie's great, they have good songs, but I never say the score.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

He says things we watched this the new Butterman movie, and he goes, Oh, the the animation on that. And he talks about who did the animation and what they've done before. Okay, there's times when we're watching into the Butterverse.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

There's times when we're watching stuff and I'm like, oh, look at I I love the way they like color corrected or whatever. But you were watching you know more than it sounds like you know way more than I do.

SPEAKER_02 24:37

And you're younger than me. Get this, get this. We were watching, we were watching uh what were we watching here the other night? No. What were we watching? Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling in the new alien movie, Project Hail Mary. We're watching it, and there's a flashback. And Tristan talks during movies a lot. I hate that.

SPEAKER_05 24:56

I remember that does that. Yeah, y'all do not want to.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

He looked at us during it's me. Sorry. I make a lot of noise. Um, I know. He's during the movie.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Apparently you talk a lot during movies too.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

Yeah, right. He you think I'm bad. Watch a movie with this fucking guy. So you're he looked at me during No. He looked at me during the movie and he goes, Oh, you can see how they they made the screen more gray so that in the future they can really put vibrant colors when the alien comes in. Bro, what? And he meant it. He was being like dead serious. He wasn't doing like a bit where he's getting.

SPEAKER_05 25:26

You don't have to be a smart person to see that. They were obviously sad and gray because it's and you know what the sun's burning out.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

This is the problem. This is the problem, is that the word has file in it. That's bad. I think a certain file has bogarded that that prefix, suffix, suffix. And it was pedophiles. And it gives it a bad rap. It is pedophiles.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

Synaphiles is a good thing, though. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 25:50

I was like, wait, it's not prefix.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

It's suffix.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

I think he doesn't give himself enough credit.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

That's what it is, too. He's a very humble boy.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

You have too much pride to accept it.

SPEAKER_05 25:58

I think it's because a lot of my other friends, yes, I do have other friends other than Josh. No, he doesn't. Um, they they are true cinephiles. Don't worry, we're they're in this. There's levels to it. That's the short film that I was in, is those guys. Like they're that's their life.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

Who are those guys? Those are those are more than cinephiles, though. That's more than a cinophile. You're a cinophile. You're a fan that like drastically enjoys them. They're the next level of it. They're not a cinophile. They're like Dorks. These literally aren't they literally producers? Like they make movies. I feel like I know a Cinephile.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

I feel like I know these guys already.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

What's their name? Say all their names. And say the name of the movie you were in and where we can. Is one of them named Eddie?

SPEAKER_04 26:37

No. Okay, then I'm I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

This is how big of a dickhead Tristan is. He's been in it. We talked about how much we love each other and we're best friends. That's disgusting. And at least it wasn't in the mic. Get this, Angel. My best friend was in a movie and he died in a movie, and he has this like scene where he died and all that, right? That's cool as fuck. He won't let me watch it or tell me where to find it.

SPEAKER_05 26:54

Because I was trying I was actually acting and I was long haired, clean shaven, bad as hell. Yeah. I didn't die.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Is it available right now on the internet? Just say you can't. I don't know. I can't find it.

SPEAKER_05 27:08

I genuinely, all jokes aside, can't find it. But you could call your. My friend showed me, I went to Austin. He lives in Austin, the the director of the film. Shout out Caleb. And uh Patrick. Yeah, Patrick. Hell yeah. Um, I went and he he pulled it up. Why have my headphones feeling weird? I can only hear it in one side.

SPEAKER_02 27:25

That's all it's all matters. You probably fucking got a thing on the cord. Yeah, why don't you fucking oh don't start with me?

SPEAKER_05 27:32

I don't even want to remember. Continuation. Um he showed me, he just had it because obviously it's his film. Um, but I can't, but he pulled it up on YouTube. I don't know if it was a private thing or if like it's on YouTube, but I've looked up the title of the short film and it doesn't come up, so I don't know how to find it.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

What's the title? Huh? What's the title of the short film?

SPEAKER_05 27:51

I can't remember it on the top of my head.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

She found she found the movie they used to crank to.

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Yeah. Yeah. Somebody couldn't find a movie after, I don't know, forever of jack off to.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

I used to jerk off to a movie about Snowboard and TikTok.

SPEAKER_05 28:06

Here's the thing about Josh. We're all talking together this time. There's a lot of movies that Josh has jerked off to. Josh is a fucking per sorry. A freaking pervert.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

Yeah, you can't cuss on this. Sorry, I'm trying to do that.

SPEAKER_05 28:19

I'm trying to get better. I'm trying to like really trying to get monetized, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to help you all out. I mean, I have once.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Once. Cuss?

SPEAKER_04 28:27

We'll probably bleep it out though. No, randomly did it to a movie. You've only jerked off to a movie one time in your life? A random movie. Not random. Hold on. Hold on. It was one of the final destination movies. Obviously, I've jerked off to movies.

SPEAKER_05 28:41

Final destination three. I'd be you'd be watching a movie and you're gonna like a go for a little jerk right now.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Wait, but that's the only movie you've ever cranked dog to? Ever. Like a random movie with boobs in it? Yeah, but what are you saying? Random movie, like there's other classifications. I'm not talking about porn.

SPEAKER_04 29:00

I'm talking about a movie in theaters. A cinema movie, yeah. Like that's the only one. Really? Have you ever cranked to video games? No. Yeah, me either. No. No.

SPEAKER_05 29:11

Movies? I have. Movies, yeah. Movies turn me on a great deal. You're Cinephile.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

Cinephile makes even make it makes more sense.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

Uh, Tristan, talk to us about Marvel. You're a big Marvel fan, right?

SPEAKER_05 29:28

We're really zooming through these topics, huh? We're already 30 minutes in.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

No chance.

SPEAKER_05 29:32

I'm so sad. I don't want this to ever end.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

It's not gonna, buddy. Just talk to me about Marvel. Um strong. It's a it's a red carpet interview.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

Gotta be all alpha. No, just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

Rank every Marvel movie that's ever been put out now. Go. I can't. I don't even know all those movies. Who's your favorite superhero? That's dumb. Spider-Man. Which is your favorite Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_05 29:56

Yes. Which is my favorite? Andrew Garfield. Oh. Yeah. I'm young. Cineval. Remember. I think a lot of I I genuinely believe that your favorite Spider-Man is based off your age. I think that's the whole thing. I think younger kids. It's everything Toby is the strongest one. That's hilarious. Um he's addicted. I told you. I told you he's both. Now, hey, look, it's okay. He's y'all spidey and that's fine. He's great. I fucking love Toby.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

I think he's ranked last on most of them.

SPEAKER_05 30:25

I think Topfield.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Garfield, yes. Garfield sucks.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

That's funny. Garfield sucks out of Holland. That's cool. That's cool.

SPEAKER_05 30:34

Toby's Toby's the trends. He's like the he was the first one. It's hard to be all like it's a not put him as the GOAT, but I don't he's just not the best. I'm sorry. He's just not.

SPEAKER_02 30:47

What do you like about Garfield so much?

SPEAKER_05 30:48

He's the man. I think I just I don't I think it I genuinely believe I think it's just because he came out around the time that I was like I was fresh teenager.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

That's peak, like get into I mean, I okay, I'll give him the depending on your age is depending on whoever, but I think I might like Tom Holland more than Toby. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 31:09

I just think I think this next movie will set me over. I'm not gonna act like I'm like, oh, I've always been a Tom Holland stand because this next movie's gonna be fucking fantastic. I think that Tom is my least favorite Spidey, and then maybe this next movie will change it. It's looking like it will because it looks phenomenal.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Are any of the Toby movies in your top Spider-Man movies?

SPEAKER_05 31:28

For sure. I don't think that Andrew Garfield's movies are very great, but I think that Andrew Garfield is a wasted potential. I think Andrew Garfield is the best portrayal of Spider Man. I think he's just great. I think given a better script and a better plot, he would have been fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

You don't think that leans towards your infatuation with uh Emma Stone? I don't think that's the reasoning, Gus.

SPEAKER_05 31:47

Oh my god, I fucking love Emma Stone. He's in love with Emma Stone. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 31:51

Who happens to be in the Garfield Bidermans?

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Even my wife, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

This is according to what? I read it. Tom Holland is number one, Toby number two, Garfield number three.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

I feel like Tom to me just seems like Spider-Man, but it's also recently biased and I'm dumb. Fuck it, Miles Morales. True. Fuck it. Oh, what's his name playing him in the new one?

SPEAKER_05 32:12

What new one? What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 32:13

I heard they cast a live action Miles Morales, and it's the black kid from Stranger Things.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

No, that's just they just cast black kids, like black actors.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

Oh, that dude, really? Yeah, the flat top kid. They asked him on the red carpet. They said, Can you say anything about you playing Miles Morales? And he went, No, no, no, chill. His name's Luke something. Luke Combs.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

No.

SPEAKER_05 32:32

They haven't cast not that singer.

SPEAKER_04 32:35

No.

SPEAKER_05 32:35

Is it Luke?

SPEAKER_03 32:36

I think his name's Luke. Something. Black guy named Luke? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 32:41

It's a black superhero on Marvel Castle. Kevin Stranger Things cast. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Luke Cage is black? I think I get him and Johnny Cage mixed up. Wait, Luke who? What? Hey, whatever you say you're drinking talk, can you do it like a little bit louder next time?

SPEAKER_05 32:52

Hey, can you shut the hell off?

SPEAKER_04 32:56

Caleb McLaughlin. But his name is Lucas in Fucking.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

That's right. That's right. That's Caleb McLaughlin.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Yeah, he's just a newer black actor, so they cast Miles Morales as every new black actor.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

Yo, he looks wild in those pictures. He is currently not officially cast as Spider-Man. Alright. Well, yeah, but it was a secret.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. Okay. Um He's got a cameo and you're gonna be like, whoa, Josh was right this whole fucking time. He is. I love Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

Uh besides Spider-Man, um what else about Marvel that you want to tell us? That you want to tell the world.

SPEAKER_05 33:35

So yeah, the Spider-Man movie's coming out, so that's great. But there's also a movie coming out in December called Avengers Doomsday. And that's also very exciting. Kinda watched the trailer earlier. What the fuck you mean? I watched it. We kinda watched it. He watched it like a movie. Like how you all know how he watches movies or documentaries. Um he watched that even though it's only two minutes long. Um and uh it's it's I don't know. I don't know if I'm because I'm in Spider-Man mode because Spider-Man comes out next week, that I wasn't able to get excited, but I just it's it looks cool. Doctor Doom's my like favorite villain of all time for sure. And that's like the main guy. I don't know about Marvel. I'm just saying that.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I know those names, I don't know, and I know who that is, but I mean I don't know enough to be like to talk about like what was the last Marvel movie y'all y'all saw? That's a great question. That is a very great question. Was it a Spider-Man one?

SPEAKER_01 34:32

I'm trying to figure out if it was a spy it was a Spider-Man one because before that it would have been, at least for me, um, Avengers Endgame.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

Yeah, that seems about right.

SPEAKER_05 34:43

Yeah. Josh about to be stumped and drag him to rewatch and it's a good one. Yeah, I think for me too. No chance. You're gonna have to go. Endgame is me for me too. I'm not rewatching. They're adding new stuff, um, and I need you to be reinformed before.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

Just tell me, man. It's okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:59

I can watch it rewatch endgame. Because that's what you do. Yeah. But I like Marvel stuff, but we already saw Endgame. Josh, Josh likes Marvel stuff like he likes animated stuff.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Uh it's just like No, I like Marvel a lot more. Yeah, animated's if I had a buddy that was like super into animation, even like my best friend of all time, I would be like You like the end of the Spider-Verse stuff though. It's good.

SPEAKER_05 35:24

You like those movies.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

But that crosses over with the like superhero stuff. And I only gave that movie a shot because of you. I never would have watched that.

SPEAKER_05 35:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

So I was just I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 35:34

So y'all y'all y'all's is like either Spider-Man, I'm assuming No Way Home, the one with all the Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

I Oh yeah, yeah. Are those after Endgame?

SPEAKER_05 35:41

That's probably yes, those are post-endgame.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

Then I think so. That would have to be the last one. At least the last one that like we made an attempt to actually go watch. We don't go to we mm.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

I don't say you don't go to the movies. No, to be honest with you, we we don't a whole lot.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

Um we will watch newer movies once they go to streaming. Um but for the most part we don't watch a whole lot of like movies in the theater, but mostly just time and money.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Obsessions out on P Card.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

Um but the there are certain movies that'll like come out and we're like, oh we have to see that whenever it gets released. But as far as Marvel and I'm a I'm personally, I'm gonna even say like superhero superhero in general. I'm yeah. I'm not a huge fan, but I'm not like, oh, I'm not gonna watch those movies.

SPEAKER_05 36:35

I feel like superhero stuff, especially, it's like either you like it a little too much to where it's like that hey, you're weird, or it's just like yeah, it's whatever, it exists, it's fine. It's like it's because you can't argue, you know, you can't argue that it's it's not it's not bad stuff. It's or the reason it's so popular, but it's like some people like Josh with animation, but for some reason in their brain they're just like it's just whatever. It just doesn't but there's something about it, I don't know what it is. It tickles my brain.

SPEAKER_04 37:03

Wait, but you watch anime?

SPEAKER_02 37:05

No, no, it doesn't matter. Oh, I could have sworn something about anime earlier. I've watched some animes, like trying to get into them. I just don't I watched all of season one of Attack on Titan. That one's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

I only ever saw those dubbed.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

Is that with that's Japanese?

SPEAKER_05 37:21

You should see it, man. We're friggin' American. No, no.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Um let me rephrase that. Not dubbed.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Um fuck. Subbed? It's dubbed, isn't it? Dubbed and subbed.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

No, no, no, no, no. Like uh a spoof.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

Well you saw them you saw a spoof of attack on Titan? Porn parody of the Twitter.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

What's uh it'd be I can't think of the right word. Spoof.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

Spinoff?

SPEAKER_01 37:47

It yeah, it wasn't like the original attack on Titan. There we go. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

What'd you watch? It wasn't porn for sure. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 37:57

How often do I actually contribute to the porn conversation?

SPEAKER_04 38:01

I'm porn.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_05 38:05

It was porn, wasn't it? Chappie Bree, porn.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

Corky boy.

SPEAKER_05 38:13

Um yeah, uh Attack on Titan is a fantastic story.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

I think I'm thinking of the right one.

SPEAKER_05 38:18

I finished Attack on Titan.

SPEAKER_02 38:19

It's the one with the Titans, no shit, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:21

It gets deep, but yeah, if you're just gonna be all like, oh, write it off because it's animated, then like, yeah, that's just a it's like my my brain block with sports or whatever. Like I can't I get that it's inter I get the appeal. I get that it's fun, but for some reason when I watch it, I just don't feel that same like hype for it.

SPEAKER_04 38:37

I only get it when I'm watching the World Cup or I I've probably had this fucking multiple times, yeah. Like playoffs, world yeah, the Super Bowl or some shit. Yeah, like that.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

It's like a spectacle, but more so than like yeah, the actual sport.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

I think just there's just different strokes for different folks. I think some people just they have a different itch in their brain, and I think that's just part of it. It's not whether something's bad or you know, not as good. It's just some people like the yeah, preference. It's just I like you know, superheroes.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

The correct word I was looking for is abridged.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

What the hell is that?

SPEAKER_04 39:14

I don't know what that means. Abridged?

unknown 39:17

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Attack on Titan abridged. Damn, that popped up quick. Popular word. Made shorter condensed. Oh. You sped run it.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

Kinda.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

Yeah, I got you. Where the hell do you watch that? YouTube's time shorter than like makes it easier to read or listen to. I do that with game shows on YouTube sometimes. I watched the floor speedrun one day. I watched a whole season of The Floor in like three hours. The who? The floor, hosted by Rob Lowe. Oh. What is it? The dancing? No, it's trivia and it's amazing. It's what's a random speed trivia. Yeah, they stand on a floor, you have a square, you have a category in your square. Have you seen it? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

It's so um it was Wait, was that playing while we're out in the hospital? I think so. And also it's it played a couple of times when I was um GS when I was going to the eye doctor.

SPEAKER_04 40:11

It's a great show. Yeah, it was definitely that one. I love it. I remember Rob Lowe doing it. I'm like, what the heck? Because every time I think of Rob Lowe, I think of uh Chris Traeger.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Because you gotta ask like this the you gotta answer the question right, and then you like get to move and like expand yourself.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

Yeah, you take their floor space and then it gets bigger and they all get bigger, but there's a category of trivia, and it's like speed running definitely at the hospital.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

When we had nothing else to do.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

What the fuck was that? Sorry. It was quiet too long for you.

SPEAKER_05 40:43

It was not quiet, we were having conversations.

SPEAKER_04 40:44

No, you dumbass. Hey man, besides any of this, let's uh do you guys have anything since you guys work together? Anything cool happened at work? No, allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 40:53

Um actually don't work together anymore. Josh is doing other shit.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Oh yeah, he's going into sales. They'd rather have this pretty face in sales than a fucking sweating.

SPEAKER_05 41:02

I'm scared of hard work, soft hands, but that's fine. Soft hands. Um that's cool. Um it's fine, I guess. Yeah, we don't see each other much at all.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

They need a man who can do both. Yeah. Dang just then.

SPEAKER_05 41:16

Um yeah, working together definitely has had I've never in the early stages of our best friendship. Um we didn't have a lot of like fights. We didn't have like, yeah, we'd like, you know, get a little weird with each other, but uh working together for sure.

SPEAKER_02 41:33

Yeah. Tristan and I have we've had some.

SPEAKER_05 41:36

We've had some fucking I've literally, yeah, I've snapped at Josh. Me and Josh get real mad at each other. We're we've definitely hit sibling status. For sure. A little sibling fight, that's yeah, me and Josh has had that.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Tristan and I fucking spaz on each other, dude.

SPEAKER_05 41:50

Dude, so much. We hate each other because we really love each other so much.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

We freak out. We've gotten in like screaming matches.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

Definitely sibling vibes.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

It's it gets bad.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

We love each other, man.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

Yeah, I know that. I mean, I think we I think we established that earlier, right?

SPEAKER_05 42:06

I talk about it for the time. It's not uh I don't know how to I I need especially because he doesn't convey it on the podcast. Look, okay, I'm a listener, I listen to all the episodes, obviously, because I'm you know, I love this podcast. I'm a big fan. I genuinely, I genuinely was like, I felt like y'all were like, I don't know how to explain, like like lack of better terms, like celebrities. I was like, oh, I'm gonna see him. And then like all of I've just been listening to them for so long. It was so exciting. I was genuinely nervous to be on the podcast. Um, but I was listening to it and y'all had an episode where y'all talked, and I counted, I made sure and looked 20 minutes about friendship. It was you're doing the Instagram friendship thing. Yes, y'all talked for 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Oh, the the episode about like adult friendships? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:52

Yeah, I'm an adult. Um, and uh allegedly yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 25, you know, it still makes the cut. Um, and yeah, y'all talked for 20 minutes, and I get mentioned by Josh one time in passing as like a oh yeah, one of my friends that live like nearby. I got two friends that live close. It's you and Tristan. That's all I got. The entire conversation. Yo, that's crazy. You know how we just talked about spending seven days a week with each other 13 hours a day? That's insane. That was like two years ago.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Tristan, fact or fiction, we've been in a lull. What? We've been in a lull before this week.

SPEAKER_05 43:29

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_02 43:30

A lull?

SPEAKER_05 43:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Like a fucking low spot in our relationship. We went we low? Lull. Lull. L-verg of a lull? Narr. Well, it's a it's just meaning like we've hit a low spot. We've been distant. When we were recording that episode, you and I hadn't even hung out in a month.

SPEAKER_05 43:50

Yeah, but Tristan.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

All right, this is what happened. And I say this with all due respect. All due respect, Tristan. There's a lull. Yeah. All right. Tristan got married. God bless him. Tristan said, Oh, I'm a big married boy now. I can't have a best friend like that. And he stopped talking to me. Tristan stopped talking to me from his honeymoon on. Until this Friday. This last Friday. Every now and then I'll see him. I swear. I'll see him at work. He goes, Hey Josh, what's up? And I go, Yeah, what's up, man? He doesn't say I'm not even doing a bit. I'm not even doing a bit.

SPEAKER_05 44:27

No, he's doing a bit. I'm not. I mean, I didn't come out because okay, Josh does this fucking bit, freaking bit.

SPEAKER_04 44:34

I think I've seen your car once.

SPEAKER_05 44:36

That's what I'm saying. You used to see it constantly.

unknown 44:38

Right?

SPEAKER_05 44:38

Okay. Okay, okay. Here's the thing. I I started to realize, hey, I'm over a lot. I was like, I'm over a good amount. And there's gonna be a point where like I can't be around that much. I just I gotta like, I can't. And so I was like, okay, let me just be a normal person and not go around as much. And that's all it was. And it's only been it hasn't been since the honeymoon. There's no chance to do it. Get this.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

Angel, get this. This is gonna this is gonna blow your mind. Remember, he was you drive by, you see his car, we open garage, we're working out, right? Right. Tristan got a got a gym membership. Tristan got a fucking gym. I know Tristan got a gym.

SPEAKER_05 45:19

My wife found a gym that she loves. Oh yeah. Um my wife found a gym that she loves and she wanted me to check it out. And this is around the time where I didn't want to bother them. They were doing other stuff, dealing with other things, and I I was just like, okay, that's fine, I'll go to this gym because it especially with work. It wasn't I wanted to start working out early in the morning, and I'm not gonna come here and bother them early in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

He would have given you the Wi-Fi thing on your phone.

SPEAKER_05 45:46

They don't even know how to work that right now. It doesn't work right now, but he's got a good point. I can't figure out how to fuck it up. Um, but and so I was like, Yeah, sure, I need something else so I don't have to bother them because work right now in an attic, fucking 90 degrees.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

Okay, let's just say this. Since he's the youngest one in the room, and the sex this he's disagree. All that all that matters is that he was growing up. You're right. He's growing up.

SPEAKER_02 46:14

I had to let go.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

I think I sensed that you were losing interest, and at some point you're going to, you're going to sound like we got divorced.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

Is that why I came into the picture?

unknown 46:28

No.

SPEAKER_05 46:29

I sense that that Josh, he's he's not gonna want this 20, he's gonna, he's gonna grow out of having a 25-year-old kid running around laughing with him. It's gonna get old. And I need to mentally prepare to be like to be able to survive on my own. I've had just Josh for so long. I need to, I needed to prove to myself that I could do it without the Weedy Gardeners. Oh, also, let's not count out Amber. I love Amber too. They're both, it's a package deal. They're fantastic. I know y'all do. I know that you you you knew Amber first, right? Angel? Talking to Angel.

SPEAKER_03 47:06

Yeah, I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:07

Yeah, yeah. Amber's Amber's great. And them together, I mean, that's why I spent fucking 13 hours here. I get to work out with Josh, and then Amber comes home is like, yeah, what's up? What's good? And it's just so much fun. They're they're perfect for each other, and it's a fucking blast to be around them. But I need to be able to exist without them because one day I'm not gonna be able to be around as much.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

So that's why you married his sister.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

And that's why I married his sister. I was just gonna date her. I was literally gonna, I was like, yo, I need to get out of this relationship. But then me and Josh got close. I was like, I can't. Josh will never talk to me. I hear her forever. Oh, I love my wife. She's the fucking.

SPEAKER_04 47:45

But as you can tell, he you clearly heard him earlier. He had a lull.

SPEAKER_05 47:49

We had a lull. Yeah, it happened. I told you it's because I need to be able, I need to find the penny.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

He had a lull because he you guys had a lull because he, little boy's growing up. He's growing up.

SPEAKER_01 48:02

Little boy growing up, little boy growing up.

SPEAKER_05 48:04

Cup with y'all's old age. Keep going.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

SPEAKER_05 48:07

Not you, Bree. Chat G Pee Pree, you're young as hell. Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_04 48:12

Yeah, we had a lull, and it's fine. We're back now. I learned to accept that I'm the oldest one in here and that you're a shit talker when it comes to old people, and I guess. There's no old fucking thing.

SPEAKER_05 48:20

It's because I surround myself by old people because I think y'all are wise and I want to grow. You grew too much. Do you try to do that?

SPEAKER_04 48:30

You grew too much. Do you tell everyone that? Do you tell all the old friends? Tell all your old friends that? That they're wise.

SPEAKER_05 48:37

I have a lot of old friends actually. Wait, to what?

SPEAKER_04 48:39

All my friends are old except you. Huh? All my friends are old except you, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 48:44

Exactly. Yeah, I I think I which there's some people that surround themselves with people that are lesser than them. Um I love surrounding I love older people. I just I just mesh well with them. I think y'all are fun. Y'all are more fun to talk to. You try talking to someone my age, you make me sound so fucking old.

SPEAKER_04 49:02

Y'all are just old enough.

SPEAKER_05 49:03

I don't talk to like I'm not chilling with fucking 40-year-olds. Y'all are just older. Y'all are just older. Y'all aren't old. Y'all are just older to where it's like, okay, cool. Y'all have lived a little bit longer than me, so it's like, cool, hell yeah. Y'all are fun to talk to. I'm gonna get a little new experience. I don't want to just talk to people my age. I know what you're doing, dude. Just like doing it.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

I have a question. Yeah, hit me with it.

SPEAKER_05 49:23

Chat GP Brie. Nailed it. I've been practicing.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

What kind of a doctor is a Dr. Pepper? Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

Here we go. It's time.

SPEAKER_05 49:31

I'm so fucking excited for this. Um female doctor. What is it No, no?

SPEAKER_02 49:36

Don't say it. Don't say it. What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? I've heard this one. Piropractor. No. You stupid. I'd be Dr. Popper. Um I said that earlier. Dr. Popper. I was like, Dr.

SPEAKER_05 49:50

Pepper, Dr. Pepper, what kind of doctor? What kind of doctor? Chat GP Brie. I've heard this one. What is it? What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

SPEAKER_02 49:56

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? Black.

SPEAKER_05 50:02

Oh, I'm picturing a sexy black doctor.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

Just a sexy black doctor with a stethoscope hanging over positions?

SPEAKER_05 50:08

Oh, fizz. Fizz. Fizz.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Also, I don't want it to be noted. I said a very perverted thing, and I'm sorry about that. It just got kind of overlooked, and I don't want it to be. I didn't hear it. It was gross. I heard it, I was ignoring it. It was bad.

SPEAKER_05 50:21

I was thinking of t-shirt ideas for y'all, and I was thinking of um like y'all having like kind of like titles, like name tags on the back of what y'all are. And like you're like chat GP Bree, obviously. Um obviously. Uh you're like like technically like like host, like main guy. And then him, pervert. He's such a pervert. That's what I've heard every it's so funny that after flashlands. Yeah, I've realized that Josh isn't a pervert because he's super horny. He is very horny. All right. Let's not get that twisted. He's uh he's a little boner boy, but uh, it's because Josh is so curious and interested in people. He's such a people person that even down to the fucking dirty hornyness of it, he's so curious that yeah, that's why he's always making the perverted jokes.

SPEAKER_06 51:17

But you gotta look past it, man.

SPEAKER_05 51:18

He's he's not just a little pervert pedophile, he's a cool guy.

SPEAKER_02 51:23

Pervert pedophile's crazy. You're a dickhead, dude. Oh I'm not I don't want to gloss over. Physician was very good.

SPEAKER_05 51:32

That's fantastic. That was good. Thank you so much for having a joke set up because I was so worried that y'all weren't gonna have it.

SPEAKER_02 51:37

Don't worry, she's got another one.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

I have yeah, I have another one.

unknown 51:41

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:41

Where do hamburgers and hot dogs like to go dancing?

SPEAKER_02 51:45

Hamburgers and hot dogs. It's a contact sport. I haven't heard this one. It's a contact sport.

SPEAKER_05 51:54

Hamburgers and hot dogs like to go dancing.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

Where do hamburgers and hot dogs like to go dancing? Barbecue barbecue barbecue. I've never I'm never gonna get any of I've never heard this one. I'm never gonna get any of these. What do you got? It is for the girl. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 52:10

At the meatball.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Oh, meatball. Golly, man. At the ball.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

I forgot balls are dancing. I was thinking of princesses.

SPEAKER_02 52:19

Like a gala. Nice. Balls. Physician is good. Balls. Shout out balls. Shout out balls. Hank. Shout out Hank's big ass balls. Man, I wish I could think of something.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

Alright, we're gonna go into a different we're gonna go into a different segment right now. Hell yeah. And uh I think this is the part where uh I think uh I turned the music up. I think there's I think there's a little background music going on here. Watch there not be any. Oh, there it is. Anyways, let's go down a little bit. Oh, it's getting louder. That means you guys have to be quiet. Okay, let's go. If you want to hear the music.

SPEAKER_02 52:53

We should play the quiet game on this podcast one time.

SPEAKER_04 52:55

Anyways, facts that sound true. Sorry. Facts that sound fake, but are true. I can't fucking read. You're making me nervous, Ty Rastin. I'm sorry. He does that.

SPEAKER_05 53:08

I don't do that. Uh Ty Rastin is very nervous and I'm so scared, and I'm gonna hate this podcast episode.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

Alright, double stuff Oreos are only stuffed 1.86 times. Not double. What about the ultra stuff?

SPEAKER_02 53:22

We just ate some ultra stuffed Oreos.

SPEAKER_05 53:24

Mega stuff, dumbass.

SPEAKER_02 53:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 53:26

No, I'm just I'm disagreeing with this thing though.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

Who measured the fucking stuff?

SPEAKER_01 53:31

People have too much time on their hands.

SPEAKER_04 53:33

I bet it's a range of stuff. They're 1.86 times, not double. So they're lying.

SPEAKER_05 53:38

That's a bummer.

SPEAKER_04 53:39

Next.

SPEAKER_05 53:40

These are these are uh facts that are true but sound fake.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

These are real. Sound fake but are true.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 53:47

That's what she said. Backwards.

SPEAKER_04 53:49

She said it backwards. Oh. I like that. Come on, man. This is our AI. You're really gonna question it right now? Yes. It was backwards. Every gold bar in the world could fit inside of a swimming pool.

SPEAKER_05 54:04

What's what swimming pool? You just said swimming pool. There's so many different sizes.

SPEAKER_02 54:10

The biggest swimming pool? I thought Fort Knox was like supposed to be full of gold bars. Well, it fits in their swimming pool.

SPEAKER_05 54:16

You can go inside the Alamo.

SPEAKER_04 54:18

That's where swimming pool probably is. That's a lot more gold than I thought. That's a shit ton. That's a lot of gold. That is a shit ton. I forgot how deep swimming pools are. That actually makes sense. This is obvious, but like the Sahara Desert was green just a few thousand years ago.

SPEAKER_05 54:35

There you go.

SPEAKER_04 54:36

I mean that makes sense though, right?

SPEAKER_05 54:38

Why does it make sense?

SPEAKER_04 54:39

Yeah, a desert used to be something. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:46

It makes sense. It was well like Oasis is Oasis I? Oasai? Oasai.

SPEAKER_05 54:54

Hey Chat TP Bree, can you look up the plural version of Oasis after this one?

SPEAKER_01 54:59

I was gonna say I'm looking up something else right now.

SPEAKER_04 55:01

That's a lot of fucking gold. There's no exact global count of individual gold bars, but data from the World Gold Council shows about 219,891 metric tone tonas?

SPEAKER_02 55:18

Tonas, that's tons in fucking French or something. Plural. Plural tons. Tonis. That's a lot of tons.

SPEAKER_04 55:26

A lot of met tons. The average person touches their phone over 2,500 times a day.

SPEAKER_02 55:31

There is a there's a feature on your settings that tells you how many pickups you have, and it's sad to look at. It's pretty crazy. Um it tells you that? Hey, Tristan drank too much. That's fun.

SPEAKER_04 55:44

This I don't believe because there's a shit ton of birthdays in July. True. True. September has the world September apparently has the world's world's most. What is birthdays?

SPEAKER_05 55:55

Ooh, this is actually a segue into a question after you say this, but say the thing.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

December. He said it.

SPEAKER_05 55:59

What?

SPEAKER_02 56:00

He said it. What was the thing? I'm sorry. September has the most birthdays out of any months.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

What is the most like what feel personally, what feels like the least birthday month to you? March.

SPEAKER_04 56:11

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Oh fuck, that's right. I'm so sorry. I swear it's not a bid.

SPEAKER_04 56:16

I'd say August.

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Actually, yeah. Weird.

SPEAKER_04 56:19

Yeah, I don't know if I know any August birthdays. I know my dad, but like that's definitely one. We have some August.

SPEAKER_02 56:26

Huh? Mine's April. Here's May or March, I thought.

SPEAKER_05 56:29

No, my birthday's in March, dumbass.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

Oh, your birthday. Your thing is April.

SPEAKER_01 56:35

I think I'm gonna have to go with August. August actually. I was going through the birthdays in my head that I I just have around my family. August is a good one.

SPEAKER_05 56:45

August is a good one for sure. I don't think of I don't know anybody in August.

SPEAKER_04 56:50

I'm telling you, just my dad, but that's it.

SPEAKER_05 56:52

August. But I heard someone had an April birthday recently, and it it just made me feel uneasy.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

Yeah. March and April, like spring, I get that. August seems like it's almost not even in a season.

SPEAKER_05 57:05

August is like a Thursday of a month.

SPEAKER_02 57:08

Yeah, it really is. Like summer, but it's like late. September weekend. Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 57:12

According to Chat GP Brie, February is the rarest month to be born in.

SPEAKER_02 57:16

Well, it was less days.

SPEAKER_04 57:18

Just because it has less days, yeah, probably. 28 or 29.

SPEAKER_05 57:21

Also, that's when they're fucking to make the babies.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

Other rare birthday months, April and December.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

So September has the most. When would those have been conceived? What month would that be? That's the ninth minus. So November is when they would have been conceived? November, December. That makes sense. That's that's prime fucking time. It's cold, it's cuddle weather.

SPEAKER_05 57:42

Oh, yeah, just a heads up. Josh constantly randomly talks about having like he describes in great detail having sex with me. Let's move on with that though. What's the next one?

SPEAKER_04 57:52

That's his own thought.

SPEAKER_05 57:53

He's doing a bit. That's not a bit, that's a real thing.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

I changed my mind on the music, I think.

SPEAKER_04 57:57

Yeah, I'm getting tired of it.

SPEAKER_01 57:59

I didn't even know it was there. The plural of Oasis is Oases.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

Oases. Nice. We were talking about the Sahara Desert. Used to be like uh like forest and stuff. And I was like, well, there's a bunch of oases all over the place, so I'm assuming those were ones bigger.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

You used it immediately. I like that. Thanks, man. He had it right the first time.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

I think, yeah, I think I did say that. Or no, I said Oasai. I said Oasai.

SPEAKER_01 58:22

And then you corrected yourself.

SPEAKER_02 58:23

Oases.

SPEAKER_05 58:24

He said all the options and you're sending it.

SPEAKER_02 58:26

And I was right. So how about you just give me credit, man? Oases. Angel, what's the next past September?

SPEAKER_04 58:32

You have already lived through the rarest moment of your life. What? Birth? That's what it says. What the fuck does that mean? I don't think that's true. We don't hate that. You want that weird thing I jerked off to. We're not married yet, so that ain't true.

SPEAKER_02 58:46

Yeah, that's a weird one. Did it not give any clarity on what that meant?

SPEAKER_01 58:49

They don't normally give a whole lot of clarity.

SPEAKER_02 58:51

I think it's talking about being born.

SPEAKER_05 58:53

Has to be. That is the that's not rare though. People do that all the time.

SPEAKER_02 58:56

It's literally the least rare thing everyone ever is doing.

SPEAKER_05 58:58

You could do it easily.

SPEAKER_02 59:00

Yeah? I could be born right now, but I am fucking do it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 59:03

Give me a fucking uterus right now. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_02 59:06

Rick and Morty and shit. I watched the episode of Rick and Morty. No, you didn't. I swear. I watched an episode. Oh yeah. Yeah. Opinion? The first. I watched the first one. Fuck yeah. Opinion? It was something. It was there. Okay. It's animated. Recommending him an animated movie is crazy.

SPEAKER_05 59:20

Even though he would love it. It's fantastic. I love Rick and Morty so much. We keep trying. I don't know. It's just not something. It's just a it's just a waste of energy with Josh. Josh does this thing where he doesn't like good things. So it's fun.

SPEAKER_02 59:32

We're never even back on the pod. He's mean as hell with me.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

On to the next.

SPEAKER_02 59:38

Yeah, next. There are more. What? Sorry, I said cut all that out. Tristan being mean to me. I might. We might just cut him out of the episode.

SPEAKER_05 59:49

Don't do that. Just jump around a bunch. He said you.

SPEAKER_04 59:52

I'm just kidding. Alright. There are more Lego figures than people. That's about right.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

Like Lego blocks?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:00

Lego. The actual figures. At the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:04

I see that record.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:05

No, because then you're gonna then you're gonna scroll. I won't scroll.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:07

I want to zoom on the Legos. I want to see it afterwards. I zoom on the Lego tits. Stupid.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:12

You're a pervert, Tristan.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:14

Classic Josh. Chat G Peeper, what you're getting up to?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:18

This uh I don't know. This depends on the person. Uh the average person meets about 80,000 people.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:23

Damn. That's uh makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:25

I guess throughout throughout your life. No way. Throughout your life.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:29

80's a legal customers and stuff doing banking and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:32

A lot of repeat customers.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:34

Yeah, true. Yeah, but I've definitely met like mate. I've definitely met like What is Met?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

Quarter billion. Quarter billion quarter billion. I w I wonder what constitutes met. Like shake hands, introduce?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:50

Probably like talk to so do you consider back when you worked at QuickQuack the customers that would roll through? Oh yeah. You didn't meet them. I'm assuming like they didn't introduce themselves. You don't know their names. You didn't meet them.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:00

Yeah, but you met them. You know what that means. Like doctor's appointments. I say I wouldn't consider that.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:03

Doctor's appointments. Yeah, you introduce yourself to your doctor. Appointments and stuff like that. He used to work at a car wash. Do you think every customer that drove through the car wash counts as someone you met?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:13

Not unless you actually talked to them and like met them.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:16

You have to talk to them, but not to someone you've met them and you've experienced if they can show up in your dreams, you've met them.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

I definitely haven't met that many people then.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:25

Yeah, I don't think so. I've met like a quarter billion.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:28

I also don't tend to better second time.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:32

You don't dream?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:33

Not a whole lot. You don't remember your dreams.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:35

Yeah. Dr. Fucking Tristan over here is like you actually do dream. Trust me, dreams. Everyone has REM cycles, you just don't remember.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:41

Like second to movies is dreams. I fucking I'm obsessed with the science of the movie. I fucking love it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:46

Okay. Minifigures. Back to that topic. Oh yeah. There are 8 to 10 billion Lego minifigures produced globally. Well, it better be 10 because there's 8 billion people. Hey man, yeah, that's a lazy fact.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:58

Yeah, that's that's just bullshit. They're lying, bro. They're all lying. Peak race of every group manufactured. 23 minifigures a second. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:07

This one kind of makes this next one kind of makes sense because I mean homeless people would rather own a phone than own a toilet. More more people own a phone than a toilet.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:17

Yeah, definitely. I think I'd rather own a phone than a toilet.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

Toilets. I'd be shitting in the woods.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:23

Josh loves shitting. Big shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

Speaking of toilets, I actually changed the wax ring. Oh, sick side wax ring. I talked about it earlier, but uh actually I could change the wax ring.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:32

Yeah, I'm getting mixed up on stuff we talked about before the pod and stuff on the pod.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:36

The wax ring you ever, you know, you ever got to do any of those things?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:39

No, I don't even know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:41

I've seen videos of it and the old wax rings always look sharp.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:43

What is the wax ring gross? A wax ring is a gasket for a toilet, a home toilet.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:48

Yeah, it's a thing. You gotta do whenever every once in a while under the floor. Whenever you get it, like whenever your toilet is starting to like when you get up or like wipe it. After this last shit I had, uh probably if it starts to tilt and and then you try to tighten it and it's still tilting, then you need a new wax. It looks exactly like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:08

Yeah, it goes under under the toilet.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:12

What's that what's that goop that goes on it? Did you do that part? That yellow goop. What is it? Wait, was it caulking? Is that is that just caulk? What gooping? The the one her cursor's on.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:24

Yeah. That's wax. Sorry, that's the wax?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:27

That's literally all wax. Oh, he's taking an old one off there. Yeah, he's it disintegrates.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:33

Yeah, you scrape off the old one of what's left, and then you put a new one. Yeah, the with the black part disintegrates. Yeah, I got you. The black part disintegrates.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:44

Plastic or what?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:45

Some yeah, some type of plastic. I made sure to wear fucking gloves the whole time. Yeah. I don't know how my coworkers do it. Like they don't use gloves around toilets and stuff. That's so gross. I'm like, I used to clean toilets and stuff, but I always wear gloves. Yeah, dude. Like I know they're probably I piss all over toilets. That's definitely some alpha thing, right? Not wearing gloves? Not wearing gloves and some lazy thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

Yeah, because I don't wear gloves at work and we really should.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:09

Yeah, if I look like I need to wear gloves, but if I like go to grab gloves and I can't find them, I just go, eh. But I don't deal with plummet. I don't know what to do with that. When it comes to toilets and shit, if I was dealing with a toilet or something that would be.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

I deal with like rodent traffic.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:22

If I'm dealing with brat shit, I'll throw on some gloves.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:24

But every now and then you'll be climbing around the attic, you don't have gloves on, and it's just there and you're gonna go.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:28

Yeah, but if it's a surprise, it's like you know, but like if I'm expecting it, I'll throw on some gloves.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:32

Yeah, if it's like a nasty. Wear gloves, kids. Y'all should wear gloves. You should. You really should.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:38

Another good one, uh, your brain can store millions of gigabytes of information.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:43

Oh yeah, that's a terabyte. That's more than a terabyte. That's a thousand terabytes. Oh, thereby. Can I actually look something up real quick? Can we look up what a Lego factory looks like? I talked about making all those mini figs, and now I want to see the entire process.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:56

I think Josh and his wife would love Legos, but they're more puzzle people.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:59

Yeah, well the problem. No, here's the problem with Legos. That's what I'm saying. No, because we've tried, we've tried. The problem with Legos is you you can't work on them together. It's you do it in your hand.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:09

You can if it's a you can work on Legos together just the same way you work on puzzles. You work on different parts of the Lego set.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:16

You gotta get a big one.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:18

You click that Lego factory there. I don't like when I easily get disproven.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:25

Sorry, it was just too obvious.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:28

I mean, it makes sense when y'all said that. I just I feel like the couple times I've tried to. We've never done a big, big set though. I didn't mean to get on you either. No, I get it. That deserves are expensive. I said a dumb thing. They're expensive.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:38

They are expensive. I used I used to spend a lot of money on Legos because of October.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:43

They're like hundreds of dollars.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:45

Some of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:47

Oh yeah. I have a daily Bugle Lego set that's just completely destroyed in a trash bag right now that costs like five hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:54

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:56

You're telling me you have a daily bugle trash? Lego set.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:00

So I mean I had it I had a Marvel room in my apartment because I had a two-bedroom apartment. And I had to move into my tiny home. And then I I didn't glue it or do like something to make it like a display. And so when I had to move, it just got destroyed. And there's no chance I'm ever rebuilding that. But I still kept it. I have all my Marvel stuff.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:20

How many pieces was it?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:23

It was in the thousands. It was either a thousand or three thousand. Quarter billion. Look up the Daily Beeble set.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:28

And you don't have the the the manual, like the step-by-step. Well, you can look it up. I guess you could look it up.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:33

But I don't know how to like I don't know how to figure out the pieces. I've never tried. I mean, maybe it's easier.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

That could be uh damn six hundred dollars. Six hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:42

Oh yeah, it's it's expensive.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:44

Ah I got it for a birthday present. Three thousand seven hundred eighty-nine?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:48

Felt like it was gonna be way more and get this, Josh.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:50

Oh, the one I read the one the second one.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:52

Three people.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:52

Damn. Yeah, that that's that's that's a day. It took a day, right? Three people? A day?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:58

No, that had to have taken a month.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:00

Oh, and that'd take. We did it in one hangout. Really? Yeah. I mean you follow the instructions, it's very simple and it's yeah, you're not you're not having to think of how to make it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:09

Yeah, you have the instruction pamphlet.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:12

That I've always found the most I have a couple in our office slash. I I like doing the architecture.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:19

I'm really bad at doing Legos and Lego architecture stuff, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:23

I think the the most annoying part of doing a Lego set, if you're actually like following the instructions, is separating all the pieces.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:31

Yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:32

Well, me and Josh built a bench today. Imagine that, but on a smaller but bigger scale at the same time, you know what I'm saying? Like it's like a smaller but more detailed.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:43

Outside patio bench.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:44

No, we built it's a picnic table, it's just like a backyard. I've been a picnic table.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:48

But it's just it's fun seeing it come together. Like you start like, oh, there's so many pieces, but you follow simple instructions and then it's like a puzzle. You know, you're like, oh shit, it's a puzzle with instructions. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:59

Yeah, it was sick.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:00

It's fun. Lego sets are fun, but I get it, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:02

I like Lego stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:06

It's okay to not like stuff, Josh.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

I do like Lego stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:09

Well, you don't do it, so you don't, so that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:11

But I do Legos.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:13

They don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:14

I have multiple Lego sets in my room.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:16

No, you don't. I've been in the time.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:19

I got Deshaun Watson, the Texans quarterback, as a miniature Lego set. Not a mini pig? That was the last one I built. No, it was a brick brick something. It's called something. I don't know. It's Lego though. And I built it. It was like 500 pieces or something. It was a little, it's like Deshaun Watson with a big old head and a little body. Sorry. And a jersey and everything. Okay. Uh shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:44

The last thing I built was uh the Empire State Building. For real? I've been there. It's like this big. It has been there. He went to New York for real. I ain't I ain't never been there. Like Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:55

Never been to New York.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:57

Did you go because of Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:58

No, I didn't go because of Spider-Man. It definitely helped, but helped the decision. But no, I just went and it's uh it's fine. It's okay. Just okay. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:08

It's not at least you didn't get you didn't get robbed or anything, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:12

No, I I did not get robbed. It did, it was a weird, it was weird weather. It felt I went in what month was it?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:21

You went recent. August. It was last year. This was last August already?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:24

Yeah, it was August. And it was like when you're walking around, you're when you're moving, you're like, oh, it feels great outside. This feels good. This is a good good time of the year. But as soon as you stop, drenched in sweat. Just immediately. And it doesn't stink as bad as people say it does. As like country people who go visit or whatever, it doesn't stink that bad. There are some parts because they're the you know, there's just fucking trash. But the subway also, not as many rats as you would think. I didn't see a single rat. Subway was fine and very convenient and very easy to use.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:55

You didn't see a rat eating a slice of pizza.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:57

No, I didn't see a single rat the entire time. I was in New York A's. I didn't see a single rat. What? Really? Yeah, not a single one.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:04

No rat tattoo.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:05

But people are cliche. Is true. People are rude in New York, though. You can tell.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:13

But that's anywhere in that area though, and even speaking to them over the phone. Yeah. That's a whole nother Yeah, they're me.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:21

The southern hospitality that we have here is definitely far removed over there.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

And it it's definitely a don't call me mammer, sir.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:29

Yeah, for sure. And there's so many people. There's it's it's an unbelievable amount of people constantly.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:36

Sorry, Angel.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:38

I would love to go new to New York. Where have you been? No, I said I would love to because of our my favorite artist, John Bellion. He lives on Long Island.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:49

We definitely have to go just to see him. I would I would go to New York just to see this artist.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:55

We went to uh classic Taylor Swift spots because my wife is a Swifty. Where have y'all traveled? Where have y'all been in your life?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:02

I mean you were from California. Together really nowhere besides like Texas places, but Texas is beautiful. I mean I've been to I've been to Florida. We've been to Mississippi together, actually. It was for unfortunate reasons, but we met in Mississippi.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:18

Uh yeah, I went to Florida. I moved here from California a long time ago. And then I went to visit uh Florida when I was 18. I went to go see uh Universal uh Universal Studios?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:34

Is that in Florida?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:35

I think this one was.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:36

It's in Florida Disney World.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:37

Does Universal have two in California and Florida just like Disney? Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:41

Okay. Universal's not Disney?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:42

I've been to Disney in Florida.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:44

It's not in the same park, I mean. No. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:46

Universal's a separate thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:48

Really? It's actually really cool. What do they have there? It's like so like that's where they shoot all the movies and everything. No, that's the Harry Potter world, the castle and stuff. Oh. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:58

Yeah, that's and that's where they shoot a lot of movies and make a lot of movies. Uh a big part of when you go to Universal Studios the park and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:06

That's in Florida? Yeah. Apparently. And Cali. Nice. Yeah, BOFA.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:17

What's wrong with your knees? Classic Cali. Classic.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:22

The furthest I've been is Mississippi. Like I I'd I've been to Louisiana and Mississippi. That's that's it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:30

That's that's one thing me and my wife are trying to do before we have a kid, is we are trying to try we love we want to travel so much and we want to see so much. And it's just obviously it's expensive and we're very financially irresponsible, so it still doesn't get in our way most of the time. But traveling has definitely been fun. We've never regretted a trip, even though maybe financially we should have not gone. Um but we've been to a couple places and it's always it's a bless. I definitely recommend trying to fit that into the financial plan and the schedule.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:01

I would definitely like to travel and not even just like local within the US. I actually have a couple of like a c like um just worldwide travel places that I would like to see. Um so Ireland would be one of them because I do have Irish descent um anywhere in England just just to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:24

Um no Colombian in there?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:28

Columbia?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:30

I'm just joking around.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:31

What? Columbia not safe right now?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:34

No, because we're big ass. Sorry, I was just fucking around. Anyways, good point. Angel!

SPEAKER_02 1:13:41

Did you say a pervert thing?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:43

What the hell? Talking about her, it's fine. I'm not a pervert.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:48

I'd also like to go to Scotland just because I feel like that would be an interesting experience.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:52

Yeah, that would be great. I would love to travel to Scott.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:54

Just the whitest countries ever. Those are all so white.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:57

No, the fun ones to travel to internationally. And also I'll I'll have less of a language barrier.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

Yeah, true. True. And you are, yeah, you're white as hell. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:08

I I am as white as a ghost, and I cannot get darker. I try. White as a ghost?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:15

Original, classic. Me and Josh have been to Mexico together.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:18

Oh, yeah, we did. I mean, I have to. We've been to Mexico together. We've been to she's been to the border. You went to the border? It's literally like a mile away.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:26

It's literally like a hop, skip, and a jump from the border.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:28

What is where you went? My aunt's. And it's actually pretty nice. Do you drive through? It's not too ghetto. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Five hours.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:35

I remember I went to the border one time when I was real young, and there was just a lot of like panhandlers and like food. That's all I remember. That's a thing. There was like a lot of like they were like set up and selling snacks and shit. Yeah, like selling like miniature guitars and snacks and like I want to say pinatas, but that feels probably probably not right.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:52

Weeds. I was about to say it sounds like you're weeds? You're talking about the movie Weeds. They sell pinatas in Mexico? The show Weeds. There she's going to Tijuana, she's trying to come back to the US from Tijuana. Tijuana. And there's a bunch of panhandlers selling shit, coffees, pinatas, fruits, everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:09

And then I remember we went to a restaurant and I was with my dad for some reason. And not not in general, like I don't know why we went down there. I mean, and uh we were in a restaurant and he was talking to me. He's like, Yeah, this is real Mexican food. But he was saying it like it was kind of scary, and I was worried about getting like diarrhea or something, but I don't remember if I did. I don't know how anything on that trip wound up. I don't know what happened or why we were there.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:28

I have hemorrhoids right now. I don't I'm scared of poop.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:30

No, yeah, let's talk about Tristan's turd real quick. We do have to end this because it's hot as fuck and I'm tired. But I want to hear about this gigantic turd that you you uh tell us how much you want to talk about. Tristan, he's gonna be coy right now. I'm gonna run you through it real quick. Tristan, before I saved his life, had major bowel issues, blockages, some would say. He would take shits the sizes of footballs, you know? He would take gigantic turds, and then I fixed him and he had normal poops for a while. But this this last week, was it two days ago, three days ago? Yes, you had a relapse and you had a big sideways poop. You you described it as he said, This is how a poop is supposed to come out, right? Like it's a rectangular and oval this direction, like comes out long ways. He said it was in his butthole like this, and I turned the phone sideways, and it's he said it was kind of like this, and it wasn't it wasn't coming out. And um, so talk us through that real quick.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:24

No, um yeah, just a bad poop and it hurt. Um, but uh you brought it up, you brought up the Hemis. Yeah, for because something was said that reminded me of it, but I poop we're talking about poop. Where are y'all?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:37

I brought up poop in Mexico, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:38

Poop in Mexico? Why would you say poop in Mexico? The whole the whole pot. Oh, diarrhea. You were saying you were gonna get diarrhea. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love diarrhoea.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:49

I'd actually I'd kill for some diarrhea. Bad poops today, yeah. It's pretty pretty bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:54

Josh also is so stinky. Um it's so gross. He just fought yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:00

All right, yeah. This show definitely turned into a shit show. Uh closing. It's good. You heard the man. So uh thank you much, thank you very much, Tristan. Uh as much as Josh probably doesn't feel it, we appreciate it.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:15

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:16

Thank you for you being here.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:18

Thank you for being on the show. Yeah, I I love it. I I think I I'm excited to be back on in uh another 19 episodes. Oh, don't just come back to a head of the case. We'll never have any back on. 19 episodes. Let's not get it twisted.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:32

This was awful.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:34

This was bad. This was this was this was uh a nice introduction. This was good to get a feel for the podcast. This is fun. Now in 19 more episodes, we'll try again. It'll be great.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:47

It will be. Well, I'll hold them up to that. 19.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:50

That's true. 38. Episode 38.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:52

38. 38 come back, we'll get a little, it'll be a good checkpoint.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:58

Do you still have that? We'll be on camera. We'll be on camera. Oh, no camera. He's gonna be jazzed. That's gonna be so sad.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:07

I thought y'all changed his life, dude. He still looks like a fucking loser.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:11

Yeah, well, I'll start that's when I'll start doing photos. I'll put before and after.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:15

True. Tristan, I I do love you, you know? And I'm I'm glad you came on the show too, and I appreciate it. I know that they don't think I appreciate it, and you know, maybe I'm not giving that vibe off, but I do. I appreciate it. Definitely we're not. I appreciate it. No, you were not. You were not giving off that vibe. Well, I'm a madagress. But you were at the same time. It's not mad-aggressive at all. I I love this and I love you, and I love everyone. So, I mean, it's just it's been good. I do have to fart. You want me to do it on mic? You want to film me or something? You want to exploit my fucking butthole right now? I'm going to later. Is that what you want to do? I'm not gonna end it.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:42

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing it. Uh thank you, Tristan, very much. No, no, no. God, you motherfucker. No, I'm gonna end it there. Scratchy. No, I'm just kidding. All right, thank you guys. We are finally 19. What was 19? Shout out women's they can finally vote. Yeah, women's suffrage, 19th Amendment. Shout out that.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:57

Women's suffrage is it's more women's suffering.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:00

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:01

Well, Tristan, we out and for the fashion for the fashion.