Royal Street Sessions

Episode #20 Featuring Good Friend, Paul aka Sir Dollfin (Twitch Streamer)

Angel and Josh

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Get to know our good friend and online personality, Sir Dollfin aka Paul. You could also go into his chat when he's live and subscribe so he can shotgun a White Claw! You could also just simply follow him, support and learn about all the easy ways you can support any streamer, learn some facts about Paul you probably don't hear on stream, and learn about his top favorite streams he's done and all the things in store for the future. If you haven't noticed, we started video, the cameras died on us, but that doesn't stop the video of Paul when he did drag and did the waxing stream with 2chicks1game going in!

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Royal Street Sessions.

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We're on? Welcome here, episode 19. Whoa, what is wrong with me? Episode 20. We are here, episode 20. Special guests in the room. Even more special than number 19.

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Yeah, fuck Tristan, dude. Yeah, fuck Tyraste. Yeah, 19. Fuck 19, dude.

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No, shout out, Tristan. Thank you for being on our show. Uh, but here we have in our episode. Sorry, I can't even talk. He's still making me nervous. He is making me nervous.

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This is the it's the air. This is something in the air.

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Good friend. We've known him for a while. He's also got a Twitch personality. Really good man, really good person. We got Sir Dolphin in the room. It's good. What's good? Thank you for being here. We know him as Paul. And the real people who know him is Paul. You guys know who you are. Anyways, uh, Twitch, Twitch streamer here in the room, um, which is pretty cool. We'll get into that later. Uh, but we are here, episode 20, technically 20 weeks. 20 weeks. If you think about it. If you think about it.

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We did the one last night, so I think it's just 19.

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The listeners don't know that until you just said that.

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Nope. Actually, I lied about all that. So they didn't know that's right. It's actually 20 weeks. The gaslight's already real, man. 20 weeks in a row.

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Can you please tell me what gaslight means? No, no, yeah. I really don't. People say all the time.

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Like lying to someone, pretty much. Like lying to make them feel like they did something wrong. Like, okay. I'm famous as fuck.

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Yeah. I'm gaslighting you. Gaslighting you into thinking that he's famous. Oh.

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Okay, see, that's still confusing because I'd be like, You're I you're gonna I'm gaslighting you.

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It's a thing that ladies like to use whenever they talk about abusive boyfriends. That's two that's two shows in a row.

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Uh Bree said the word abridge, and I didn't fucking know what abridge was on 19. Wait, what the fuck does that mean? You did use the bridge. Oh, yeah, that's right. I already forgot what it means.

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Yeah, what did abridge mean?

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You were talking about she watched uh she watched Attack on Titan abridged, which means it was minimalized, condensed, uh to make the the story shorter to get you, you know, you get the point of moving. Yeah, it's a good thing.

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Because I don't have the time to watch like a full fucking anime. Yeah, those things are so goddamn long.

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Dude, she said it last night, or sorry, last week, and all three of us were. All three of us were like, huh? She looked at us like we don't know the word.

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I also didn't use the right word the first time, so I had to like figure out what word I was looking for.

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Also, before we get off the last episode way back when last week, let's talk, let's talk a little shit on Tristan real quick. Who doesn't know the word lull? That was crazy, wasn't it? Lull. Like LOL? I said no. Like you or I you and I were in a lull.

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I said, Okay, am I fucking stupid? Or am I fucking stupid?

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Oh my god, two guests on the road don't know the word. Do you know the word lull?

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LOL? I do now. Did you not learn it? Am I no no no no? No, I knew what it was, but I've never actually read the official definition of the.

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But like you've used yeah, like you're in a pause.

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You're at a yeah, you your friendship is at a as a yeah, you're at a standstill.

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It's like uh just a lull, like a anyways. I didn't know. But you're not you're not dumb for not knowing what Tristan is.

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I think for any word we don't know, I'm gonna pretend like Bree is Siri. So I'm just back Siri. What is can you define lull?

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You gotta say chat GP Bree. Say chat GP Bree, please look up.

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Chat GP Bree looks up plenty.

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That yeah, we look the reason for the screen. We got this. Look it up.

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Yeah, and uh uh shit. I don't know if you guys noticed yet. I hope you have, but we're actually doing video now. Um shout out to the YouTube watchers and uh sorry also for the people who think there's an there's actually a green screen we signed behind Paul. It's a literal green screen TV. Yeah, it's our Royal Grass Green. That's grass green, royal screen sash right there, dude. Yeah, it'll be looking green. So uh sorry for the listeners if that bot sorry, watchers if that bothers you on YouTube, but it is our first time we're trying, and you can see us sitting on the couch um through us Polaroid Cube action camera. Yes, you heard that right. Polaroid's still making shit and it's still quality.

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Yeah, it's crazy that they sponsor us, they send us that for free. It's wild.

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Like seven years, yeah, like seven years ago before they even knew we were gonna do this. Yeah, they're like, I even paid them on 200 bucks, like, hey, give this to me. Right. Y'all look like creatives. Just give me 200. We got this. What's cool too about it though? I have the head, you have the headpiece you put on your forehead. Oh yeah, and do a little jogging. Run. Oh, there you go. I'll take one.

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There you go.

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Oh shit, I didn't think we're gonna do that. Dude, it's just gonna be like You're gonna look silly, but that's all you're gonna hear. I'm gonna use one for my my OnlyFans, you know.

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Oh, do you have an OF?

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Not yet.

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Oh my god, are you thinking about starting one? I've been thinking about starting one for a while.

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We ran into a headache with uh OnlyFans. I actually get banned from OnlyFans. Uh, what kind of shit were you doing? My account got hacked. But um and they just bought like two grand worth of content and I got that refunded. What kind of content? I have no idea, because I never saw it, and my account was banned. But I was trying to make an account to post stuff on, and I had a whole idea of like doing uh a whole photo shoot professionally. So I don't know if you know if you hit the follow button on Twitch, it pops up a picture of me like naked, fully naked. Yeah, I'm just covering up my dick about it. Covering it. You are covering, yeah.

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Okay, full chest hair and everything.

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Yeah, like that. And uh I wanted to do pictures like that, but in fast food restaurants pretty much. Okay. So and that was gonna be my my whole OnlyFans cover. Is that legal? Um, yeah, if you get a pro like a permission, which I I think you might have to tape the butt crack. Well, I would come in with like, you know, like some underwear and just like make it look like it's like would you need your food handler's license? You need your T A B C just in case? I think as long as I don't go behind the counter. Oh, because you're handling sausage. Like a banana hammock? Okay. More like uh big cent blanket, more like sausage joke. There we are. It took me a second now. Oh, we're podcasting now.

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Now we're cooking with fire.

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Now we're doing the damn thing.

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Oh no, that's a pretty good idea. I was I was about to ask, like, do you plan on like trying to keep it like kind of similar to your Twitch? Like whenever they sub or something, you you know how you do your little chugging, but like some OF way.

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That would be a whole like different, like totally opposite, totally opposite thing.

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Like having sex with ladies on camera?

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No, it'll just be just literally like just posing naked, just like just looking like Will Ferrell, you know, and uh be a Jack Black type vibe. Are you showing dick and balls? No, okay. I'm just gonna be make it look like I'm naked, but I just want to be posing with like little Caesars in the background. I like that. Be for the gooners, like be covering up my dick up with like a CC's box or something. I like this.

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I like this.

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Got your dick in the box? A dick in the box. Nice.

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We'll get to that later about uh Lonely Lonely Island. What happened? That's another They got into something? No, no, no. No, that's his favorite. We'll just say it now.

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That's my go-to karaoke song. Really? Which one? Uh I'm on a boat. That's a great song. Is that Akon or T Pain?

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Who's on that one? Both. Is Akon or no? T Pain.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's T Pain. Yeah. No, yeah, it's uh it's when you when you see Paul singing that song, you're like, all right, he's just he's feeling it.

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Oh, I take over, dude. Oh, so I'll do laps around the bar. Yeah, I was like crowd works. Oh yeah, dude. I'll go up there and start like I'll just give you a lap dance while I'm singing it.

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Oh my goodness. Remember we talked about the Renfest uh yeah uh experience we had? He is a good portion of that experience. Well he's the one that helped us, he's the one that helped us get into that. Okay, but yeah, I mean that's a whole you know, just imagine.

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Yeah. I can.

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I am Camp Camp.

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I am.

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I have a fun story just because it's on my head now. Um, but I do this new song for karaoke. I don't know if you've ever heard of Dixon Dallas, good looking, but it's just a really gay country song.

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Sounds very gay.

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Like it's yeah, it's very, very gay country song. Dix in Dallas. Dixon Dallas, and the song is called Good Looking. This is just talking about fucking.

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Oh, the person's name is Dixon Dallas. Yes, yes.

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D-I-X-O-N. Yes. Oh, that's clever. But I do that song for karaoke, and uh this was like last week. Uh we pissed off a whole bar because I did that song, and I'll see that. I start giving Matt a lap dance. Shout out to Matt, by the way, he's another streamer on the Twitch realm. But he flew into town from California.

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I was gonna say, it's the redhead, right?

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Yep, yep. Yeah, he flew into town, uh, gave him a lap dance while I was singing that song, and I can just hear the slurs around the whole entire bar. Yeah. I'm pretty sure the bartender felt bad about it because they didn't like charge us for anything. Like the tab was like ten dollars, and we were we were getting lit.

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Did they think you were actually gay? Do you steal valor?

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I think they I think they I think yeah, they didn't see you twerk. I still valored it.

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Did they see you twerk?

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Yes, most definitely.

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Oh, then they definitely thought you were gay? Are you is it is the twerking like a bit, or are you actually like are you like too? I'm actually like the best at twerking. Yeah, he's actually like legitimately actually. You can bet on someone, bet on me. I mean, that's a hilarious bit. If it is a bit, I mean that's very funny.

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That's a good point. You want to bet on someone, you want to bet on him for twerking?

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Yeah. Between the two of us? Okay. I'll go against anybody.

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Megan Stalin, yeah, calling you out, Megan Stalin. Let's go. Let's run it. Let's run it. Talking about glutes, man.

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I'd love to see that. Megan Stalin just described OnlyFans.

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Bro, did you say that? You gonna twerk on the OL? Described to OnlyFans? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it in front of a fucking like again, Lil Cesar's fucking bouncing. Just have in a split.

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I can do it in a split as well. That's like Kinsey from Love Island.

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Yeah. Good reference, huh? Definitely seen it.

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Just bring the podcast to a screeching halt for a good reference that my wife would have liked. She would have liked it if she was in the room. Shout out to the wife, shout out to wife. She'd have been like, oh my god, we just watched that.

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Anyways, she's all over me. I'm actually a deeply closeted um uh Love Island watcher.

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Are you really? Yeah. I couldn't tell if you're joking or not when you doing that earlier. Are you serious?

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I actually do watch Love Island, yes. We do too. We watch it religiously. It's great. I couldn't I just I just got into it though, I'm not gonna lie. It's a great two seasons. The newest season? I saw no, not this one. Oh, okay. I saw last year. Yep. And I love I fell in love with Rob. Which one's Rob? Are we going are we going on a Love Island like transform right now? You and I are real quick. They don't know, but we'll do this real quick. Who's Rob? He's the guy who like hopped in the pool and started crying under the waterfall. Yes. I think I know who you're talking about. Fell in love with him.

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Yes. But Love Island. Who watches that shit, man? He's putting a note in there. He's going to skip all this. Just cut it out. Just cut it out. It's actually to tell me that they're gonna talk about it. Oh, well. Do cut it out, you're right. No, no. Actually, please cut it out.

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Uh doubt no one knows. No one knows. I get deeply closeted.

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What's up with uh why dolphin?

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Sir Dolphin, and it's spelled. The name is actually kind of disappointing. Um there was a girl I liked, and she like thought my spirit animal was a dolphin. So and then dolphin, the just normal spelled was already taken on every platform, so just went with a DLL F I N.

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Okay.

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That's understandable. That's understandable.

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And the lady, you're not you're not with the lady. No, no, no, no. Bomber.

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So so that's kind of unfortunate that it's disappointing. Yet it's not the coolest story, though, but yeah, I mean, yeah, but it's who you are. Well, that's fuck that bitch. Yeah, who cares? She's cool. That was a long time ago. I mean, never mind, not fuck that bitch. She's cool as hell, dude. She's cool. We still talk about it. Shout out. She's the coolest person ever. Yeah, that's a good one. Um uh shit, man. Yeah, we've known Paul at least six years now. We met you at Southern Star. Uh that was yeah, that's pretty much where we've met a lot of our friends.

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Probably pushing seven. Because we've been together for six. You've known him longer than me. I think it's longer. I think it's eight.

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You know what? You're right. Because I'm 29.

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And I've been going since 20, so I was 21.

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Well, you know, now that I'm thinking about it, I get Snapchat memories of October 2016 at Mosley's party where you were there.

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Yeah, yep. So I didn't that's we've hung up, but it was probably like nine years, I think. That's at least going to be a good one. Because I wouldn't go to those parties before I was 21.

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I forgot that we were around the same age.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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See, okay. Last night, our Tristan, our Tristan, his Tristan, our guest. It's not mine, dude. I don't claim him. Yes, yes. He's 25. We can call him my guest, I'll claim him. Yeah, all right. He's 25, but he made us feel like old motherfuckers. That's what he does, dude. He kept trolling. He kept trolling, and it just I had a segment about stuff that doesn't that you know people don't do anymore because you know it's back now.

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Was he like talking in Gen Z terms like swag and Gucci? Not quite, but he was supposed to be. You're talking about your aura. Your aura? Modern aura. Your aura is lit.

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He was a little lit. He was pretty lit. It was kind of it was pretty cooked towards the end. Yeah, he got lit. Uh but yeah, he kept bringing up, he came up, uh, he kept uh fucking calling us old. Uh, but now that uh we have someone older, then then you probably and then you have older brothers, so you probably you live through this shit.

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Oh, yeah, one thing I was saying.

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Um so I'm gonna bring up some stuff that uh doesn't happen anymore because I wanted because I can bring it up now. What's a VCR, by the way? Hold on, wait. I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm gaslighting. Real quick before we get in there.

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Video gaslighting. What is MySpace?

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Yeah, video recorder, MySpace.

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Hold on, did life happen before the internet?

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That was uh Tom Tom the MySpace thing.

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I don't think I was actually the fuck was his name? Tom What? It's Tom from MySpace. Dude, that's when I found out I liked girls because MySpace time that's when you found out you like girls? Yeah, what'd you like before that? Dolphins. Uh happily the fifth. Just really love dolphins. Just strangely love dolphins a lot. Um what the fuck did you just threw me off with that? Sorry, real quick. What was her reasoning for a dolphin being your spirit animal? Is it like an intelligence thing or is it like majestic? No clue. She was just like that was her way of flirting with me, I guess. Okay. So women, women, all right. So there's there's that one lady that fucked dolphins. Um what's her name? Shout out. I forget her, I forget her name, but it was a uh it was like a science experiment where she like put four feet of water in her house and lived with a dolphin to see if she could eventually try to teach it to speak English. And she realized that the dolphin was getting too horny to try to learn, so she started like jerking it off. Dude. Dolphins are notoriously asking for friends. Dolphins be hard. Probably. I'll look her up.

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That's what that little e whatever fuck is like, hey, I'm horny. Yeah, they're horny. They're the one of the horniest. Is that really a thing? I don't know. Yeah, they make the little oh yeah.

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That's a good point. I don't even want to try it, dude.

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I don't want to try it. Like the guy from uh fucking Key and Peel. Yeah. That player. I can't even fucking do that. From university.

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Yes. Margaret, Margaret Ho Lovott.

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In the 1960s.

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Oh, hey. I forgot we have a chat GP Brie. I'm over here on my phone like a fucking ass. Sorry, dude. Go ahead.

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Why are you trying to take my job?

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Can you type in uh Margaret Ho Levet hot question mark and then images? I guess it's just go to images.

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Can you look up Margaret OnlyFans?

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Yeah, see if she had a little oh she's not don't think OnlyFans would have been a thing.

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Hit that the one too. Yeah, yeah. You know what? Oh hell yeah, dude. Smash. Go to the NASA funded experiment, the text up top. Yeah, let's see. She got a face right there. Uh smash. Smash. Yes.

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The dolphin, not the lady, but yeah, of course.

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We're talking about Peter the dolphin.

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Lady's up there.

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They hooked up. The girl who talks to dolphins.

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Yeah. Yeah. I can't tell what she is. Is she black? I'm so jealous of that dolphin, dude. It's crazy that the dolphin got just cranked off. It was a dolphin pink. I mean, she looks white. I'll show you real quick. Hold on.

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Touche. Boom. So wow. Alright, we're too focused on that. Yeah, sorry. Alright, I'm gonna bring up some things and I'm gonna let's see how you guys uh think or feel about this. Oh yeah, that's his name, Tom Anderson. Tom from MySpace. Oh yeah.

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55 years old. Holy shit. He's 55? He just looks like a white guy.

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There's that famous photo. From the guy Seth McFarlane?

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Seth McFarland.

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Yeah, that's right.

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That's a good point. That's a very good point. Alright, what's your question, Angel? Uh I mean it's not questions. It's really just shit that uh like uh in this case, it's we grew up in a world that no longer exists. I don't think I was old enough to do that. To do Blockbuster? I was old enough to go, but I wasn't old enough to be like, hey, every Friday, let's do a lot of things.

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Okay, but the fact that we went to a Blockbuster already makes us this no longer happens because there's only like a handful of them in the world.

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You you been to one? You been to one? You been to one?

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Yeah, yeah. I've been to one, but I was more of a Hollywood video kid.

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I was too.

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So for me, like that's how like I became friends with people. I was like, oh, you go to Blockbuster? Oh, you're rich, so I'm gonna just hang out with you then.

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So that means they have a game console.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I was like, I'm gonna be your friend now. Yeah, right. No, yeah, uh, mine was Hollywood Video. This is in California.

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Yeah, mine was in Rosenberg, just down south. I went to Blockbuster. It was always Hollywood Video.

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I only went to Blockbuster when I first moved here. That was it used to be that it's now the Jersey Mics off 336. Yeah, yeah.

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Did Blockbuster do uh video games too? They did eventually, yes.

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I know Hollywood Video did when I was yeah, they had Hollywood, it was was it game something?

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Game Video? I remember Blockbuster even like did the like the Netflix route where they would just send you DVDs or something.

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Yeah, you could have like a subscription to try to keep them alive.

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Yeah, didn't work. The fun fact, this is just because we're on the subject, uh there's a weird red flag for me where I went on a date before and she was like, You want to get a red box movie and go home? And I immediately thought she was doing heroin. Really? Yes, just see I'm on the other side of that, dude. I was a red box guy until way too late. But this is like modern day, like today. Recent recently. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, I just assumed she was doing drugs. Yeah, I mean, we have DVDs.

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We have DVDs and DVD players still.

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We also have streaming services.

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Okay, we do this when we lose power and we lose internet. We always talk about getting a red box movie. Make it red box stuff. Yeah, there's no more there's no more red box. Yeah, no, there is. You just gotta hit up like a Kroger.

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You just gotta find like a shitty Kroger and be like, You gotta be on the right type of drugs. When you put it that way, they don't show up until you're on the right drugs. It's like a portal red box. So that's like a smell.

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That's why we can't find them anymore.

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You know, it's funny. I actually found a video uh on my I was going through my laptop deleting a bunch of old shit, and there's a video of me getting video of one of our last times doing a red box.

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We bought the DVDs though. We bought them.

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Don't buy from Redbox?

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We did the last ones. Okay. Okay, new red plug. You buy DVDs from that was wild. I didn't know you could do that.

SPEAKER_03

It's been some years since it happened. Um, and it was more of an on a whim. We didn't feel like we just were like we stopped at the Red Box just to see what they had. There were like two or three movies that we actually were interested in. We're like, fuck it, we'll just pay an extra like dollar to buy it.

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I remember I would like go and buy McDonald's foods because they would give you coupons to get a free movie. So I was like, oh, if I can go get some food real quick, I might be able to get a free movie real quick.

SPEAKER_03

I used to be on their membership where you got emails for the codes once a week. Okay, all right, calm down, Jamal.

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All right, rich motherfucker.

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Holy shit. Jamal.

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Yeah, Redbox was sick. Redbox, man. Shout out Redbox. I was watching Redbox until I was probably like 20 21, 22. I would rent Redbox movies.

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Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'd the last one I saw here was on that CBS on your side of the freeway. We gotta edit that out.

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We gotta edit that out. We can't talk about locations, that is one thing. Oh my bad.

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Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm so confused. Nobody knows what we're talking about. Did I? Yeah. Subscribe to it.

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I make I might get that. This town.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, this town. I hate that word. Uh making plans with no group chat. This is a world we no longer live in. Which that doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_09

I only use group chat to make plans.

SPEAKER_10

That was honestly like before group chat was a thing. That's the only reason why I went to church. It's just like go group chat go make. I don't think I had some plans.

SPEAKER_05

I never did. I was at MySpace. I didn't have group chat. You had MySpace? I didn't have group chat though.

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I think I was just young enough, I never got MySpace.

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I used to get paid to fucking customize the profiles. Okay. You had MySpace?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. I was also late to social media in general. I didn't have Instagram until I was out of high school.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I mean I I had it during, but that's because I was I had Facebook, I think. Yeah, I definitely had Facebook. I was an audio video kid in high school, so I always try to have everything I didn't get Snapchat or Instagram till I was out of high school.

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Oh dude, that was like prime flirting for me, dude. Snapchat? Oh hell yeah. Apparently it was for everyone. I didn't get the memo until I was like twenty.

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The messages disappeared, that's why. True.

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You can stay like uh this one's true.

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Um and and it it I I think it still rings. Uh nobody the whole family no longer shares one computer.

SPEAKER_09

No, that that got me in trouble a couple times.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, my sister used to like too.

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I remember we uh grandma in California. I think the wireless keyboard just came out, and my sister was like flirting with some dude on MySpace, and she would take the keyboard and like go to the bathroom with it so we couldn't like take over. Oh. Yeah. I thought a bitch, right? I used to have I used to have IMs.

SPEAKER_03

No, that's a smart woman. Knowing that she has brothers, that's smart.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, it is. You got a lot of siblings? Oh yeah, I'm a baby of seven.

SPEAKER_06

Seven? Nice. I'm a baby of four. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_10

That's what you was talking about earlier at the beginning. Like like pretty much all my friends I grew up with, like I used to hang out with my brother's friends. Like siblings or my friends a little bit of siblings' friends. It's like all my friends are like in their forties and stuff, so Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I know. Yeah. I hang all of our friends are older. Besides you and Tristan.

SPEAKER_10

Tristan got down, dude. Yeah, I go all the way up and all the way down, dude.

SPEAKER_09

I think you. I'm the youngest. Younger. Yeah, I'm on the younger side. Yeah. That makes me feel good. I'm on the younger side too. That's what I'm saying. You guys are on the younger side. Everybody else is like cheers to the younger side.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Hold on.

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Thanks.

SPEAKER_10

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

SPEAKER_05

Cheers. Oh man, I had that freaking Oh that.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, that was hot. That's my favorite noise in the world, dude.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, this condensation's getting it.

SPEAKER_10

That noise makes me horny, dude.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. If I start doing weird things on the mic, you gotta like blur my face or something.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, give the listeners an update. We didn't give them an update on 19. Tell them about your AC.

SPEAKER_09

No, we talked about it. About how this room is still fucked. Hey guys, this room's still fucked.

SPEAKER_10

I'm currently moist titties right now.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, what are we at? We're at 77 degrees Fahrenheit in here, guys. That's exciting. We're not gonna sauna right now. Fucking sauna.

SPEAKER_05

I used to do this all the time. I used to burn CDs for people. Oh yeah. Oh, dude, thousands. I used to do that all the time. I remember my brother bought the fucking one where you put the main one on top and you can put like three or four CDs and it does them all together at the same time. Oh yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_10

I remember having a giant like book of just CDs.

SPEAKER_05

We still have her our fucking bootleg DVDs. Hell yeah, illegal shit. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03

Bootleg fucking I can't say I ever burned the DVDs or the CDs, but I have definitely owned plenty.

SPEAKER_09

Dude, my uh someone in my life had a friend whenever I had a PlayStation 3. So I was probably like 14, 15, 16, something like that. He would bootleg movies like from the movies. He would like go set up a tripod in the in the theater. There's a number of those in my in our cases. So I would go, I'd go to watch the shadows. He'd be like, yo, I got you in Glorious Bastards, and I would start to watch it, and there'd just be like silhouettes walking in front of the screen. Dude, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_03

The whole movie, you you just see like a row of heads just chilling. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. It was cool though.

SPEAKER_03

We have a couple of those.

SPEAKER_09

Get it before it's out on DVD. It's like you're in the movie theater. It really is. It's prime experience.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I would say those are even better. I'm sure if I tell my dad that if I don't know if his truck, I don't know if his truck still has um I don't know if his truck has CD players, but if I were to tell him that I still do that, like that I still could, he'd be like, give me this one. Make me that one, make me this one. Yeah, I don't think they sell that shit anymore unless you find it at the clearance. Yeah. Or at a goodwill. Is your dad not listening?

SPEAKER_09

He doesn't have like Spotify. No, he's not straight radio. You gotta get him to Spotify and like curate him a playlist. That's a good point. Just blow his fucking mind. It'll be with ads, obviously. So every song you've ever loved is on this one playlist.

SPEAKER_05

And he probably would though because he finally got a it's I think it's a 2023. I don't really know, but it's a new one. Car? New truck. Oh, yeah, it's Bluetooth. And it's Bluetooth, and he's in love with it. So I I'm pretty sure if I tell him, hey dad, do you want me to make you a Spotify with your favorite artist? See, see, vamos Por favor. Yeah, vamos.

SPEAKER_03

We still have to make him a decal for his car too.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah, he wants it. He called it the Panther because it's all black. So he wants he wants one that says the Panther. So gotta do that.

SPEAKER_09

Do you know that that kid, the Rizzler? You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I'm talking about. You know his like first ever popular video is him talking about the Black Panther? I don't know why I brought that up. It's a very funny video. That kid. But it's the camera. But there was the attic ladder was pulled down. Can you do that in slip my favorite? Oh yeah, it's that too. It's that. Maybe I was doing it wrong. You didn't have like a Rizzle raspberry? Yep. But the attic ladder was down and he's dressed as Black Panther. He's this little fat kid. It's very cute. And then the dad's like, go up in the go up in the attic.

SPEAKER_06

And he looks up there and he gets scared and he goes, Just because I'm Black Panther, doesn't mean I can go up in the attic.

SPEAKER_09

It's so funny. Yeah, that kid. That fucking kid. Can you put Black Panther behind that? Yeah, what a badass dude. Well, you just photos.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, he's so awesome. I will give him I mean cute. I'll give him props. I hate the other fucking kid and his dad that are Costco. I don't like them at all. Oh, the they're they're too the Boom Boys. Yeah, I think that's the name. They're too much. But I'll give him freaking being famous. Nick Thrizzler's awesome.

SPEAKER_04

He's so cool. That's what he got famous on that video?

SPEAKER_09

I think, yeah, that was his like first video. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06

Just because I'm Black Panther.

SPEAKER_09

Now he's making it. That's a really good impersonation, by the way. Thanks, man. I'm actually pretty fucking good at him. Angel doesn't let me like really off the leash a lot. He wants me to tame down the impersonation. He said, Josh, it didn't be too good. Why are you lying?

SPEAKER_10

I was fully convinced that that was just a sound bit that Angel played. It's because it's a racist once.

SPEAKER_09

That's gaslighting. Wait, what? Would you say the race my my impressions are racist? A lot of them are. A lot of them are very racist. Guilty. When I did your dad's voice, that felt bad, and I felt bad about that. See, please. Cabron. Cabron, what's fucker? Can't say that. We're gonna get demonetized, dude.

SPEAKER_05

We've been demonetized in the first 10 minutes. You're gonna have to blur my hands. I'm gonna zoom in on that, babe. Please tell me it's still recording. I'm gonna zoom in on that.

SPEAKER_10

Make sure you blur it out, but make sure it's like a tan, like put some tan behind it so people just think he's just naked.

SPEAKER_09

Just like my seam popped and I got a nut hanging out.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, you guys, there's a girl in here. Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_05

There's no nut hanging out.

SPEAKER_03

Uh do you guys Paul Paul knows better than that.

SPEAKER_05

Nobody really does this anymore unless you plan a game night playing split screen.

SPEAKER_08

Uh yeah. We still do that. Yeah?

SPEAKER_05

Unless you plan it though.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, we start in the same room or like we have to plan it yet.

SPEAKER_05

Online. That's what I'm saying. Like, you don't really do that now. Like, unless like normal, it was just a normal thing. You just, you know, we're at the you just start. But now everybody, you know, it's like the Halo parties, dude. And we didn't that we did at uh suddenstar. That one was great. That one had a lot of potential. That one that that whole thing had a lot of potential. Can I say something crazy? What's up?

SPEAKER_09

Go ahead. I've never played a Halo ever. Okay. I'm walking out now. That's crazy, isn't it? This shit's over with. I'm not like a big video game guy, but I've I've played enough that it's crazy. I've never I was never an Xbox kid.

SPEAKER_10

I was uh I used to be a professional Halo player, so I actually used to go and tour and drive out and do tournaments for himself. Fun fact uh if you don't know who Ninja is, he's like the probably one of the biggest, or he put streaming on the platform. Uh I lost to him on his first time he ever won a championship. Really?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Nice. You've actually played that full?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, we lost to him. We got our asses whooped. Nice.

SPEAKER_09

He's good, huh? Obviously.

SPEAKER_05

I was him for uh Halloween one year. Oh, that's right. That's right. I was the DJ for Halloween at I forgot you were like you were a ninja fan.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, did Ninja get in trouble or get sick or something? He got sick, I think, right?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I think he got cancer. He got some type of he got some yeah, he got some type of biopsy because he it was some type of cancer, like skin cancer or something.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So even I'm a little disappointed in you on the no halo. It's crazy because I'm not a video game person. Um, I actually started recently, well, I say recently, even AIs within like a decade. I stopped playing video games, and even I've touched Halo. I know, it's crazy. So I did tisk tis.

SPEAKER_10

I've never played it. Someone also played against that, I think you would know. Um, Sean O'Malley. Really? He was a professional halo player as well.

SPEAKER_09

Really?

SPEAKER_10

Before he was a fighter? Before he was a fighter, yeah. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_09

Yep. He still does some streaming stuff, I think.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I don't think I played against him, but we're in the same tournament. Nice. So that's cool.

SPEAKER_05

Isn't that a fucking yeah, that guy?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, he's a UFC fighter. Yep.

SPEAKER_05

Didn't you just win at the 250? Yeah, he did, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

That was a great knockout too. Yeah, that was a great card.

SPEAKER_05

I heard uh I saw a post interview where uh they are they were all walking out with like sergeants and generals and shit, right?

SPEAKER_09

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05

So I guess the the one that was walking with him was too fast.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, we talked about that on the episode right after, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's too fast for him, and he has a specific like pace that he likes to walk out at. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I think that was like one of the things he talked about with this uh 215. Like he like played a specific song that he played before that. I think it was one of his first songs he walked in with.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10

And that uh drawing back to his original like fit state pretty much.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, the fighters get just a little bit too old and they go, I gotta tap back into when I was 23. Yep, yep, yep. I don't blame him. Sometimes it works.

SPEAKER_05

Uh this next one I used to do. I mean, technically we also do it, but this time it's with phones. But I used to sneak under the covers with my Game Boy. Oh, actually it wasn't even my Game Boy, it's my cousin Billy. I mean Billy's depending on what I was doing, though. Now it's our phones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it is. It's our phones in Reddit, and I sneak under the covers. Depends what anime game I'm playing.

SPEAKER_08

Depends what anime game I'm playing. Yeah. Uh another from the street.

SPEAKER_05

Another one, uh, which is pretty good too. I mean, your parents had no idea where you were. They had a they had a little clue. Yeah, true. But they didn't have anything in the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_03

They had what you told them, and that was it.

SPEAKER_09

Remember, Game Boys back in the day didn't have the backlighting, so you'd have to get like a fucking headlamp or a thing that would clamp to your thing to shine. Or the one that plugged into it. Yeah, it would like come over. Yeah, it was a scope, get it through it, like a reading light. Those are so cool.

SPEAKER_05

Playing outside until the streetlights came on.

SPEAKER_03

That was a sign to get your ass inside.

SPEAKER_05

That was a thing. That was definitely a thing. Until I moved here, though. Not when I in California I had a we didn't have streetlights.

SPEAKER_09

Dude, this neighborhood needs sidewalks so bad. Yes, it does. It needs more uh crazy speed signs as well. Dude, people fly through this neighborhood. For no reason, dude. It's crazy. It's like a people just want to drag here, dude. This is the main road right here. It's a fucking nightmare. Because I have to start any walk or run right here, and just that little like 0.2 mile segment until I can get to a side road is a shit show. Jogging in the ditch, it's a nightmare.

SPEAKER_05

Jogging in the ditch, bitch.

SPEAKER_09

I'm taking up the whole couch, dude. Get on here.

SPEAKER_05

No, you're fine. All right, shit. No, I think that was the last. I'm gonna say one more. Uh I mean, not I'm not all of us did it. I did it a couple times. Did you guys play ding dung ditch?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah, dude. We get definitely dude. I got almost like got like arrested for it. Damn. There was one guy who would just like overreact every time. Like he would like come out the door chasing us. I like to say every time multiple times. Yeah, so like because we got such a good reaction from that one guy, he called the cops on us and like got a restraining order and all this other stuff. Jesus. Yeah, no, he definitely did.

SPEAKER_05

I only did that here when I moved here because again, California House was just there's only like four of us on the street. Yeah, that's not cool.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I would specifically go to like bougie ass neighborhoods and just had like this cringe anger towards rich people, and I just would just ding dong ditch the fuck out of them. I would even like get past like the neighborhood security just to go ding-dong those fuckers. Hell yeah. That's how you stick it to the man, you know.

SPEAKER_09

Just minor minorly inconvenience them on like five o'clock on a few. That's how you do a protest right there. Stick it to the monnosis. Based on a movement. What is that?

SPEAKER_05

Why do I know that? School of Rod. They're all dying uh from uh stick it to the maniosis. Guys, remember you're dying. You're dying. It's a great movie. Oh, dude, the fucking uh what's it Thursday? My uh we had uh at my aunt's birthday party and uh they had a mariachi, not a mariachi, a banda three-piece, and they started playing a song, and like why and I'm like, why the fuck do I know that? Do you guys know you've seen Nacho Libre? Hell yeah. We watched it last week. The scene where he sneaks where they sneak into Rams' party and he pretends to play guitar. And that chick has her secret tunnel. So that song comes out that they're playing. It's like the so no, not that one, but the one right before that. Where he's pretending to play, where he's got that face, like little smile. Yep, yep, yep. They were playing that song, like that whole song, and I'm like, why do I know that? And then I told my brother, I was like, Do you recognize this? And then and then I started doing the bum bum bum. He's like, Is that not really? It's like from Ramses' party. I was like, I told her, I was like, see, you know exactly what that is. That's funny. But I think I thought that was crazy because I was like, I it's it was hilarious.

SPEAKER_03

It was hilarious.

SPEAKER_10

It was just a that would have like start making the face though. We did.

SPEAKER_03

We did the face, and then also like not understanding a single word that they're saying, because it's all in Spanish, my brain is only going bum bad bum.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, it was it was pretty cool. Actually, we didn't expect to I mean we kind of knew we were gonna have a party for my aunt, but the band it's been the same band for like a decade. This band used to play for my grandpa and grandparents when they were alive. They just do that every year. Uh it's not every year.

SPEAKER_01

It depends on the party it is on what's going on.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, whenever it whoever what party it is going on, it it's the same people. It's really cool though, because they know what they're doing. They know crowd work, and it's they're just badass. They're really good. I got a video of myself doing they're like uh I don't know what you call it in English when you when you fucking string really hard, like really fast. Fredding? Oh, that's the word, you're right. Threading, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Is it called fretting?

SPEAKER_05

I haven't played guitar in a long time. I forgot, I forget my words.

SPEAKER_09

I was gonna call it piccadillying. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

Jerking it Yankin' Hog. So yeah, they're like they're like playing right, like fretting really fast, and like to the very point where they're like, they're not even on the fret, so just down here, like he's flicking it. But you hear it on the guitar, and like you're hearing like but the whole time I was dancing to my feet like really fast. So I got my work out. I'm glad that's on camera. I need to dance over again. That was the cutest thing ever. But like until it was going really fast, and then I was like, holy shit, how the hell do people do this? And it was fucking hot shit, too. It was like it's a day that it hit 109 or 101. 104. It was that day.

SPEAKER_09

The heat index like 120. Oh my god, that's crazy. It was that day.

SPEAKER_05

I'm getting hot just thinking about it. And we had fried chicken fried chicken for a Mexican party. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And potato salad and coleslaw.

SPEAKER_05

That's so white.

SPEAKER_03

Uh well, so the ant's the whitest size ever. The ant who planned the food happens to be with the white uncle.

SPEAKER_09

Bill? Yes. Let's go. Shout out Bill. Bill. I don't know. Something. White uncle.

SPEAKER_08

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Uh no, that was pretty cool, though. Um, yeah. All right. Let's get uh let's get into this real quick.

SPEAKER_03

Can I throw a dad joke real quick?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, fuck yeah. Sure. Dude, you threw a a really good one off air last episode.

SPEAKER_03

And I'm not repeating it.

SPEAKER_09

Damn it. I'll take it as my own in three episodes. I've never been so disappointed ever. We'll tell you later.

SPEAKER_03

What will happen if you eat aluminum foil?

SPEAKER_09

If you eat aluminum foil, you probably scrape your gums up.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, not the obvious. Oh um, like the lipstick joke. What happens? I showed him your reaction. Eat aluminum foil? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

You'll see metal.

SPEAKER_10

Uh I hate it here, actually. What did you want to get into, Angel?

SPEAKER_09

Do the do the physician. Oh, that was on air. Yeah, that one was on air. Oh, that's right. Never mind.

SPEAKER_03

Do you want me to repeat the one from last night?

SPEAKER_09

For Paul. Which one was the one off air? Now I'm getting them confused. Yeah, do it. I'll repeat it.

SPEAKER_03

I'll repeat it. Well, what do you call a bear with no teeth?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, yeah, that's right. Dolphin.

SPEAKER_03

A gummy bear.

SPEAKER_09

Uh that's better. That was a better. They're getting better. The one last episode was great. Uh, what was it called? Uh, what do you call a doctor? What is a what kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A physician?

SPEAKER_10

Okay, that's fucking badass, dude. She's got some bangers.

SPEAKER_03

That will get you laid. That will get you laid. I follow dad joke pages, which is the reason I have an arsenal of dad jokes just in my phone.

SPEAKER_10

I'm uh put that in my Tinder profile.

SPEAKER_03

It's good.

SPEAKER_05

Surely you'll work, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I was gonna get into your Twitch stuff, but I have I just thought of something else that I wanted to ask. Uh you said you started going to the gym, right? Yeah. And you've been on this weight loss journey for a while now?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, for like two years. Nice. Can I tell you about my diet that did to lose a lot of weight? Please do. Walk me through the entire thing. How big did you get? So let him know everything. So Southern Star used to give me free beer to shock in on stream all the time. It's dangerous. And then you know they switched donors, so they cut that off. And so like now that I don't get free beer anymore. I was like, I need to switch it up a little bit. I'm gonna start doing some seltzers, you know. Okay, get the get the calories down a little bit. And just doing that, and just like I don't I don't diet with food, but I just cut back on how much to eat just a little bit. Lost about 70 pounds. Yeah, it'll do it. Yeah, a little seltzer diet. Yeah, pretty much. Switch my alcohol up and then pretty much. Yeah. And then now I got stuck at I got stuck at like 290. Not 290, 190. I was like, God damn, carry your car. We must have the thickest quads on earth. Got got stuck at 190. And so now we're hitting the gym because I want to get it down more. But yeah, build some muscle, man. It's good. That's pretty much 70 pounds is from pretty much switching to beer to seltzers.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, a lot of calories in beer.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, a lot of calories.

SPEAKER_05

I haven't checked myself in a while, but I can feel it since we stopped drinking like just in general. And then uh my aunt well now, she's not my aunt, she's my aunt's best friend that came from Cali, uh from Mexico with her.

SPEAKER_03

Ah, Rosa.

SPEAKER_05

Rosie. Shout out Rosie. And uh she's like, You look really, really good. I just wanted to let you know. And I'm like, I'm assuming it's because I lose, lost weight. And I could tell with my I could tell with my work shirts because they close if I want them to. Yeah, and they overlap. Yeah, so they're they're like looser than I'm looser.

SPEAKER_09

Sounds like she might be she might be flavoring with you a little bit.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no. See, it'd be kind of weird. Uh I mean she's been around, but never a around the family like she is now, how she has been in the past like 10 years. That weird. Anyways, sorry. I saw it in the video that my brother recorded of myself doing that dance. I'm like, oh, okay. That dance is recorded. It it was uh it was a story. Oh, I want to see did you have it? It was a story, no, my brother. Unless he saved it, but I don't know. Umbrella defined that. I mean, I saw a video, I'm like, oh shit, okay, I can kind of see our people. But again, and I also feel it. But I I know with him, he's been doing this for a while, and then this is my first time seeing him, and I don't I think I'm telling you, it's probably Elder Emo night. Is it that been long?

SPEAKER_08

I don't think no, we've definitely been long.

SPEAKER_05

You've definitely hung out the hair.

SPEAKER_10

I would say probably like six, seven months.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and he's just this guy's oh god damn it. I got there.

SPEAKER_03

I just realized that point where I said something randomly, not even that specific wording, but I made the hand gesture and then my brain went and just said it, and I was like, I can't believe I just fucking did it.

SPEAKER_10

She did it in the car, she was pissed at herself. The big six seven guy. Okay, I'm I'm proud that I've not made a joke for it yet. Like, I've been I hate it when I gave in. Okay, so we were leaving. Never doing it. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03

We were leaving the HV parking lot. I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna go before or after, and then like I had like well switched my hand motion, and then my brain went.

SPEAKER_05

And she said it I said it.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, six, seven, and then I was like, oh my god, I just can't believe that that just fucking happened.

SPEAKER_10

It's actually an ongoing joke in chat that like they know I hate it, and so they'll like try to pull it out every single time.

SPEAKER_05

Bro, I hated it. I and that I mean I still hate it, but it then I you gotta hate some things you love sometimes, you know. Feel that. That's why I'm friends with you, Angel. Shout out, Tristan. Touche. No, but seriously, that shit is fucking it got me. I'm into it now. It's fuck he's in fact. Damn it, Josh. It's fun.

SPEAKER_03

I've corrupted you have corrupted one of us. I will stay strong. That was it. I was a laugh.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, I do that. I do that, dude. When you're at it, fucking rave, dude. You're feeling it, Miss Krabs. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Please tell me it's the hell yeah, I love that camera. Um but so okay.

SPEAKER_03

Talked about the weight loss.

SPEAKER_05

No, I know, I know, I know. Um Sunstar, then the weight loss thing. But you said you're are you working out to muscles now? Are you trying to try to actually like where you're working out? You don't have to say where.

SPEAKER_10

I'm just doing like backyard workouts, push ups and setups and stuff like that. Anatoli? Anatoly. Yeah. He does backyard workouts.

SPEAKER_05

Does he? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That's how he started.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. Um, you know who Anatoly is? He's the guy who plays a fake janitor inside of gyms. Oh, yeah. And then he'll like fucking do a whole 600.

SPEAKER_09

Exposed recently? Don't do this to him. For what? Don't do this to him. He's a huge fan. He just found him.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, like literally just recently, like all of his. Is he a pervert or something? No, he just all his videos are maybe a little bit.

SPEAKER_03

How do you fake that?

SPEAKER_10

All of his well, everyone who's like in the gym, they're like hired they're hired. Oh, they're hired actors. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Uh, okay. I mean, he's still a that's still heavy as shit. Yeah, he's still probably ripped his foot stuff. No, he's a professional bodybuilder. He's a very or power lift because he's a very, very, very strong man, obviously. But I get setting that up for content. Only 26 looking like that is pretty wild. But I'm not even gay, but I mean, good lord.

SPEAKER_05

You see that? It's not okay. That I I like the content is I love the reactions. Yeah, just everyone's high actors. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_09

That's not that big.

SPEAKER_05

Either way, I mean, look at him. That one in the middle is fake. That one doesn't look right. I said, I don't know, man. That motherfucker is well, the one right under the the the the similar ones, the Santa hat. Santa hats. The bottom one is fake, the one on top is real.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They defin yeah, I got you. Hit that one real quick. Lord on button.

SPEAKER_10

Just start yorking it, dude. That guy is. Please save those people. What a gorgeous body.

SPEAKER_05

It's for the fucking video. It's not for me. Oh. Drop that in the group chat real quick. No, I mean, whether those reactions are fake or not, that's just still hilarious. And I love when he does the fucking body pull-ups. I mean, it's entertaining still. So exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like he just walks up a fucking body scene.

SPEAKER_09

I can do that. I'm gonna do it for you after this podcast.

SPEAKER_03

I like the fact that like he does not hide the fact that he is hitting on the women.

SPEAKER_09

I hope he does. A thousand percent.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, he he is definitely hitting on these women, and he's like, number, like that's funny.

SPEAKER_05

I find it like home workouts. I do personal cardio.

SPEAKER_09

I do cardio. He can do that. Is a funny bit being that shredded, obviously doing like anabolic steroids and crazy weightlifting workouts and being like, I just do push-ups in the backyard.

SPEAKER_05

That's crazy. There's a video where the two girls were doing like sit-ups while playing with uh the medicine ball.

SPEAKER_03

The medicine ball.

SPEAKER_05

I dare you call it playing.

SPEAKER_10

I can't remember his name. The dude used to like eat raw meat that's super jacked. Liverking. Liverking, yes. He's a wild boy. Do you see this like his apology video? There's been a couple of them. Dude, it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_09

He's a weird dude. I loved it. He like went to Austin and was like, I'm gonna fucking murder Joe Rogan. Everyone was like, What? And he showed up at Joe Rogan's club and was like, I'm gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_04

Everyone's like, What are you doing?

SPEAKER_09

Give me some context. Do you know Liverking? I know who that is, but yeah, give us some context. Do you know Joe Rogan?

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Both jacked. Joe Rogan, I guess, said some things about Liver King on the podcast. Because Liver King always swore that he wasn't on steroids. Joe Rogan. It's very obvious that he was on steroids. So Rogan was like, he's on steroids. And then Liver King threatened to kill him. And then he came out and said that he was on steroids. Yes, he admitted that. The apology about crying. He was a very emotional person. I was just trying to like spread a good thing. I get what he was saying and going for, but it's it's just a strange, strange uh I thought it was hilarious. It's very funny. But the thing, I get what he was like, all right. I'm trying to like, I don't want to say that I'm on steroids because then that'll give kids the wrong idea. I'm trying to promote a healthy lifestyle and all this, but he's definitely just a grifter. Like he's a big grifter, and then he had like a mental breakdown and showed up in Austin and was like, I'm gonna fucking murder Joe Rogan.

SPEAKER_03

Let's you know, stuff.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Let's try to push healthy eating, but I'll healthy lifestyle and eat raw meat. Yeah, that guy.

SPEAKER_09

But he's actually eating raw meat. Oh, yeah, no, he's about it. That's crazy. I'm not I'm not opposed to a lot of his uh his ancestral tenets, but I mean you know, there's a love, there's a limit. Don't be uh don't be crazy, crazy, you know.

SPEAKER_05

There every time I hear his name, I think of um uh the fucking joke that Tony Hinchcliffe did with uh with the Burger King and Liver King and Randy King. Oh yeah, yeah, roast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

That was good. The roast Tom Brady Rose.

SPEAKER_05

The Tom Brady Rose? Yeah, that was good. Uh I'm trying to find it right now just because it's just funny. Talking uh it's a good wordplay. Yeah, he says uh he looks uh I found it, but then it it went away.

SPEAKER_09

What's he talking about? Like uh Burt Chrysler? Who was he talking about? He was talking about Bert? No, because Bert was oh, he was on the panel for that one. I'm thinking of the Kevin Hart one. Um Yeah, he must have yeah, he must have been. Look like if Liver King only ate Burger King, got beat by Rodney King or something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

As soon as I find it, it shit dies. There's a lot of kings, but he is Tiger, he is talking about Burt Chrysler, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

He looks like the liver the Tiger King and the Liver King only ate Burger King and had liver king. Had liver that looked like Rodney King. I see every time I find it fucking disappears. I gotta pay for the rest. It's like one of those article ones. Yeah, every time I said on Google, they're all fucking article porn. Stupid ones.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, those those always bum me out. I forget that things are behind paywalls.

SPEAKER_10

They'll like dictate you too. Like they're like, oh, you read this and you're about to get the two of the content, and then and then there's like, oh, here's an ad.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it's like New York Times. It'll be like a great article, and they'll let you read like three paragraphs.

SPEAKER_10

It's like watching porn but without the cum shot.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it could never be me. What's the point? What's the point, dude? Exactly. What's the point? Oh, there's a girl in here. I'm sorry. Forgot there's a girl here. What's the point?

SPEAKER_05

All right, let's get into this Twitch.

SPEAKER_03

Not a girl, just AI.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, it's a Siri.

SPEAKER_03

I'm better than Siri.

SPEAKER_05

Um All right, we talked about you being a Twitch streamer. What when when did you start when did you when did you start for the listeners that don't know? Because I I know we have some listeners that don't know. I started like four years ago, but I think that's crazy. That's time flies. Yeah, honestly. That is crazy. That is crazy. Is it four years ago?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, four years ago, yeah. Was it a year or like the um a certain sub number that you ended up doing the party at Southern Star?

SPEAKER_10

It was uh for like the first five thousand followers that we got. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, I remember that. It was the first. And how many followers do you have now?

SPEAKER_10

Uh we're at like 3,500. Okay. That's cool. And then we have like about 200 paid subscribers. So that's great. About 200 people just monthly. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_05

What's cool too that the real people would like sometimes, you know, those followers, like those amount of people that you probably met all of those people throughout your I actually know.

SPEAKER_10

I was talking to my brother about this because my brother, he he would not um hop in chat, he would never like make a twitch account and give a follow. So but he eventually did.

SPEAKER_05

Am I allowed to s are we allowed to ask which brother?

SPEAKER_10

Zach.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, so I got his song. Um, if you look at Zach Stallings, he's got some music on YouTube. But I made his song into Guitar Hero. And I was like, dude, I got a surprise for you. I need you to make a Twitch count. And so when he when he would hop on Twitch, he would watch me sit there playing his songs on Guitar Hero. That's awesome. Um, yeah, and then he was like, All right, so who do I know in this chat? And I was like, You don't know nobody, yeah, but all random strangers. He was expecting that was just all gonna be like local friends. No, pretty much everyone in chat is just random people. So that's gotta feel weird, huh? It it is weird because like when you start off, it is only just like friends, and then people just you know they they branch off whatever, and then at a point, like it's just random people. Like it it's what what really breaks my brain a little bit is like everyone these random people that are just like donating money to you to just me play video games, get drunk, and whatever. I'm getting more support from like random people across the world than like people I know RL. Yeah, which breaks my brain a little bit.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not gonna lie, okay, before you I know we can I know you're probably not talking about me or me or B, but I know I'm only talking about Angel actually. Oh I I tell Breeze I tell Breeze all I tell Bree not all the time, but I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we're not. Y'all show the most support of like all the RL friends.

SPEAKER_03

So oh cool.

SPEAKER_05

But it makes me feel a little better. But there are times where you're always live. I'm like, why don't we just go in there for like 10 minutes? Like, why why don't we or just lurk? Or just lurk. I mean, I know it's not everybody's ballgame, so like it's well and then it and then again we're not you know, we don't always have to watch you. And if you really have something to tell us, then you'll text us, you'll text me or whatever. But I just want to let that out. I've been holding that out.

SPEAKER_03

Well, no, it okay, so we're real. You we're you're we're with him. I'm with him on that feeling though, because like we get your notice a thousand percent of the time. Because what's funny is my watch will go off and then immediately he'll go, it's start off and isn't it?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, this isn't me like throwing any beef to oh my bad. Um, this isn't me throwing beef to anyone, but it's just a weird feeling to know that's in the air. Yeah, got it. Yeah, I understand why people don't watch Twitch, you know, like it's time consuming, whatever. Like I get it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and then I've learned through you though, like you don't always have to watch. You could just lurk, and with my phone, I I can put you on I can put my phone on sleep. It's not really sleeping, but you're still playing.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I mean, there's one of those people who live like let their desktop just stay online, yeah. You can just throw a patch.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you're just getting the the watch hours. It's called ad revenue, right?

SPEAKER_10

Lurk. Drop a drop a lurk. Okay. What do you uh what do you play on? Um I mainly play Overwatch and Valorant and Guitar Hero. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Did you stop playing the I play I dip my toes and everything though? The spooky one? I can't remember. Until Dawn.

SPEAKER_10

Do what? Until Dawn.

SPEAKER_03

Is it till dawn? No.

SPEAKER_10

I think the spookiest games I play is mapia. What is that? That one. That one's a so if you don't know, I'm a major pussy when it comes to scary shit. Yeah? Yeah, I can't do like scary movies. I have I'll have nightmares.

SPEAKER_03

So I like I like scaring him by redeeming my points for the the Oh, you can play like ghost noises and shit.

SPEAKER_10

Uh it's funny. Or when someone's knocking, uh look around like it. Yeah, phasmophobia. That game scares the crap out of me because they have like they have like an AI that you can like talk to. Oh my god. And it like reacts to you. And like, I don't like talking to a ghost, so you know, that's it. Gets my nipples hard a little bit. Prove it. Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_06

Prove it.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's uh what is it called? Phasmophobia?

SPEAKER_10

Phasmophobia. Is that like the fear of ghosts? I believe so. Oh no, Siri, can you describe asthma phobia?

SPEAKER_03

Hold Chat Chi Pee Pre is having a moment of technical difficulty.

SPEAKER_09

Take your time, dog. Artificial AI. Artificial AI. Artificial AI intelligence.

SPEAKER_08

AI my escape button wasn't working. That fucking pesky escape button.

SPEAKER_09

Can't you can't spell pesky without spit on it? Spit on it. Your AI, I forgot. You can't spit, my bad pimp.

SPEAKER_03

I also apparently can't spell.

SPEAKER_05

It's a 2020 2020. Paranormal horror game developed. Blah blah British indie game studio kinetic games.

SPEAKER_09

So you don't fuck with like uh horror movies or anything like that? Oh, I'll I'll watch them, but like I have to be forced to watch it. Do you live stream watch them?

SPEAKER_10

Um I'm sure people get into that. We can't really watch movies. There's a little little workaround that we do.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Like I like if I put it in a game. So another thing that's really cool is I I can put songs into Clone Hero and then I'll do like the background music of movies playing them. Okay. But we'll have it in the background like behind the highway uh notes. Nice. So yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Would you consider it Clone Hero? I mean, I want to say bootleg. It's a it's a community-made guitar. Community made. That made sounds way better than bootleg. It's a community-made game because again, like any songs. All the songs are free. All the songs are free, everything makes it, yeah. And you can make any song. Nice.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

That's how you did your brother's thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I gotta ask just because I'm curious, and I am trying to fact check myself. Um have you played Until Dawn? I don't think so. I know there used to be a scary one. I don't think it was Phasmophobia. Um, it you're essentially trying to escape The Quarry. A killer?

SPEAKER_05

I'm thinking Slender Man.

SPEAKER_09

I think Troil. Did you play that like Michael Myers game that was out for a bit?

SPEAKER_10

That one wasn't really a scary game. Oh. Well it was more of like a technical. Were you thinking though? It was more of like a like hide and seek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Friday the 13th, I believe.

SPEAKER_05

Well, you said something while everybody else was in it.

SPEAKER_10

Trials Outlast is what Trials Outlast. Okay. I think that what you're talking about reminds me of. That's a scary ass game, and they show dick.

SPEAKER_08

What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

So you can like hide under a counter and this killer will just have a massive and he's got the biggest dick ever for no reason. So you're about to write. The dude is just a little bit more.

SPEAKER_03

I know you played multiplayer normally, um, and y'all had to like start generators.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, you're talking about dead by daylight.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, that. Yes. Thank you. I was like, I know I'm not fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_10

That's not really a scary game either. This is another hike hide and seek.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, let me rephrase it then. Not scary, but a little more suspenseful than like some of the other games.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, we play that. I only play that to play with people though. I hate that game.

SPEAKER_09

Is Overwatch the is that the one where it looks like there's a lot going on? Yes. It's like really fast-paced and like it's like a is it uh first person. Yep, first person.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I I tried playing Overwatch when I had my computer, but I think it was too much for me. You do PC, right?

SPEAKER_10

I understand. I do PC.

SPEAKER_05

And then I stuck with Fortnite.

SPEAKER_10

I do I've been playing Fortnite lately.

SPEAKER_05

And I wish my computer worked again, but I could it just I never tried. So I just uh and I tried playing on my Xbox, but I only have the Xbox in the living room. It's on a big TV. You know, I need my 32 inches.

SPEAKER_10

I have to be licking the monitor. I need my have to be right there.

SPEAKER_05

So I have a I have a curve monitor. Oh, right, is that big? That I'd rather play on.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. Is it uh so does your like I don't know what to call them? Do you call them your followers or your fans or your chat? Like what is followers? Followers, chat. So like the do you take re excuse me, excuse that voice crack. That was crazy. Do you take like recommendations from them as to what you're playing? Or do you put like what there's some people who would just buy games for you to play them? That's alright, so that's kind of what I was asking. Or like if you're playing a certain type of game that you're really feeling, but the entire chat's like, this sucks, or you're like, damn, I can't play it now.

SPEAKER_10

Um, not necessarily. Like if someone pays and buys it for me, then like I'm gonna dedicate, I'm gonna try to beat it or dedicate a certain amount of hours. There's actually one game called um uh what's it called? What's it called when you like you're like working up people's bodies for funerals? Uh crematorium or morticians. There's a game where you're doing that, and I dude terrified me.

SPEAKER_09

That's creepy. Is it like a paranormal game? Like they come to life and shit? Yeah, they can move by. Have you seen the autopsy of Jane Doe? No, that sounds awesome. Phenomenal scary movie. If I mean, I know you're not into that, but like just a very good, like one-setting movie. It's so good.

SPEAKER_03

Is it the Mortuary Assistant or Mortician Friends?

SPEAKER_10

That is it. Yes, that is it. Oh, okay. Mortuary assistant. Holy shit. Someone said it's like a 15-minute game, and they're like, I'll give you a hundred bucks to play it. And then uh scary. It was not a 15-minute game.

SPEAKER_09

That lady with the big tits is terrifying. You hit that real quick?

SPEAKER_03

I've mentioned it before.

SPEAKER_10

Smash, definitely smash. My proudest vap, actually. That's a Gen Z term. Fap. There you go. Fap. I know what I know what that word means.

SPEAKER_01

Fap would mean even Chad Jupery knows what that specific word means.

SPEAKER_09

Um looks like Barack, right there. I think that is Barack on the bottom left.

SPEAKER_03

It's very interesting because I actually did um at one point think about going to school to be a mortician. So when you brought yes, yes, I did. I decided not to. You should play the game. You would love it. We're done. I I am a I am a ghost kind of person, but um, I don't know. That one might have me like, ah shit, having nightmares.

SPEAKER_05

If you start playing a game, then every time we go to a funeral, then it'd be easier. You know what I'm saying? You get used to the dead bodies, you get used to dead bodies.

SPEAKER_03

Don't think it'll make it easier. Funerals fucking suck.

SPEAKER_05

Some maybe it's a good thing you weren't a mortician then. That doesn't fit your personality. You'd be the sweetest mortician ever. It just doesn't work.

SPEAKER_10

Look at the pearl whites on that guy, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so we talked about we talked about um how channel points work. We talked about how uh subscribers were. We did a little bit, but not actually you're right. We didn't actually so channel points, people get them as you they watch you, correct? Yep. And the longer they watch you, the more they have, the more they're interactive, the more points they get, the more, right?

SPEAKER_10

I believe you get 100 channel points per 30 minutes. So I have things set up where you can like redeem, you can redeem me shotgunning a beer, you can redeem me twerking in a split, uh sound bits, you can play noises live on stream, and you can do that for free by just watching the stream and just building up channel points. Um, and also get paid ad revenue. So it kind of it's a win-win.

SPEAKER_09

So, how do you make or how do they justify paying you the ad revenue? Is it like if you're not a paid subscriber, they have ad breaks in your stream?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, so if you subscribe, you get you just it's ad free. Um I got you. Do a pretty good job by keeping everyone subbed in chat though, so most people don't have issues with ads. Okay, but um it's kind of a meme too. We're like, everyone, no, everyone has a fucking sub.

SPEAKER_03

Like that that is true. They the the You get followers will tend to yeah, they'll tend to gift subs.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I have the okay.

SPEAKER_05

I have the uh I guess the benefit from having Prime too. You do get free subs.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, so if you link your account with Prime, you can get a free subscribe.

SPEAKER_09

Amazon Prime? Yep. Does it have to be apparently there's a new one? There's Amazon Prime Ultra, because I went on Amazon Prime the other day and I was watching movies and there's ads, but I never had that in the past.

SPEAKER_05

Prime Ultra? Oh Prime Ultra. Yeah, they move on their out. And this isn't this isn't for selling, this is for watching. Yeah, this is for Prime Video, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Because I still have like one day shipping and all that, but for the actual video content.

SPEAKER_10

So if you have just Prime, you can watch movies with ads pretty much.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's what we have to do now, and all the shows that I want to watch on the stuff.

SPEAKER_10

Unless you would pay like $40 a month. Yeah, it's yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So you do obviously there is a plus to having is there a plus on your side for people that yeah, I get paid for free.

SPEAKER_10

The prime thing? Yeah, I actually get paid more from prime subs than normal subs.

SPEAKER_04

Really?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I gotta link my account.

SPEAKER_05

So hell yeah, I'm doing you good, man. Yeah, use it. I call myself I call myself the worst mod ever every time I go in there because I have the least amount of hours, watch hours, compared to everyone in their room. So I I acknowledge it.

SPEAKER_10

That's also like a competition with people in chat. Like some people are passionate about that. Like they'll so if you go in chat and you do Spoint watch time, you can see how many hours. There's people up in like the 4,000.

SPEAKER_03

I remember doing that.

SPEAKER_05

So yeah, I I'm like maybe maybe under 100, maybe more than 4,000. That's wild.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it is how many hours a day are you streaming?

SPEAKER_10

I normally do about 10. 10 hours a day? Yep. How many days a week? Five. Holy shit. From Wednesday to Sunday. Damn, bro. We're actually live right now. What are we? Yeah, on a bedroom.

SPEAKER_05

Twitch that TV slash Studolphine, right?

SPEAKER_10

So I went out last night and I got home hella late, drunk as shit. And then I was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna go live, which I normally never do. Yeah, normally never do. But also there's streaks. It's like Snapchat streaks they do on Twitch. Okay. I know if I went live last night, um, that it would fuck up everyone's streaks because they weren't I would I didn't go live the typical time I would normally. Okay. So uh to make sure everyone's streaks were safe, I just left my PC watching SpongeBob and it's just live right now watching an empty room. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Legit. Nice. Yeah. Do you have Twitch on your phone? No. How dare you? I don't think so. Fucking. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_09

I don't I've I've never really watched a Twitch, I don't think. Well now you know. Oh, there it is. Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_05

I love SpongeBob. Twitch. That's cool. I've always I've always when I first saw the Prime thing, I'm like, I wonder how much that actually benefits compared to just like a regular whatever, but because it also gives you a little blue blue crown.

SPEAKER_10

I think I get four dollars for each prime.

SPEAKER_05

And is that just every month?

SPEAKER_10

A month, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. Fuck yeah, I'm doing more than I thought.

SPEAKER_09

Twitch. I'm downloading Twitch right now.

SPEAKER_10

Just for you. I appreciate it. Congratulations. Um He's the only reason I've got to be able to do it. If you hop in tonight, um after this, if you hop in tonight, I'll shock in a beer for you for free.

SPEAKER_05

Hell yeah. Tell me when you hop in. I want to be in there.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I did yeah, you're gonna have to show me before we leave today. Show me how to work Twitch and then it's pretty easy. You'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_05

It's you just literally just search his name and Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Cool. Yeah. What time are you going live or what time do you uh stream the night?

SPEAKER_10

I normally go live at 6 p.m. every day. Okay. And then I just go into a blackout. Blackout drunk? Yes. Every day. You drink a lot, huh?

SPEAKER_05

Yep. So 5500 channel points get you shotguns still, right? Yes. And then every time someone subscribes, he shotguns.

SPEAKER_10

I have it all like mathematically like thought out. So like I know how much if you redeem for 5,500 points, I know how much ad revenue you've watched. Or if you're subscribing, I'm making like at least like two dollars on each beer. So kind of to a T at least. What do you what are you shotgunning? White claws. White claws. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Um but um I think the camera died.

SPEAKER_09

Fucking eh.

SPEAKER_05

No, I mean I that's we need we need to see Josh's camo toe.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Push it twice if it if it stayed on. Anyways, um so that's pretty cool. It's probably gonna keep dying, which is fine. I'll just keep the video on Paul until it dies.

SPEAKER_10

That's the channel point stuff, but there's some other cool shit that's been happening lately. Uh, we've been traveling and just meeting people from the community like non-stop. I think we've been we've been going like I think doing a trip every month um just to go hang out with people. And we've also met a lot of cool people. They have a Twitch con where you all these streamers just go into one place and do like this big like nerdy festival thing.

SPEAKER_09

Talking about going and meeting other streamers, yeah. Not like fans, too.

SPEAKER_10

Like just anyone can go, but um that's where everyone kind of just goes and networks. Yeah, and uh we kind of got our foot in the door a little bit with some some big names. Nice. Do you know who Marketplayer is? I do know the name, yeah. Okay, so like he hangs out with uh Chris Melberger and Ethan, who these guys are like in the million subscribers. Yeah. Um but we got to shock in a beer with uh Chris Melberger, and like that just doing that alone like got me like two hundred followers. Oh that's yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And he was really cool too, like I've been I've been watching not like I mean I have Twitch, Twitter, aka X the everything appeared. Um And it shows like on my for you a bunch of people that I don't watch, but I've been watching them just because that's the only thing I have on my for you page. I I have a bunch of kick streamers. Um and uh this whole streamer university thing, do you know about that? Yeah. Do you know about that you heard about that thing too? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Apparently it did horrible though.

SPEAKER_05

So I heard I mean the the clips that I saw was like horrible as far as like they let it get destroyed. They let there was no security. Um anyways, I don't even know why I went to that.

SPEAKER_09

Like the actual brigand mortar, like the place got destroyed?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Oh. That's how it goes, honestly, at streamer houses like that. That's just that's just chaos. That's just how uh everyone's just content hungry.

SPEAKER_09

Do you have like a studio or do you do it in your room? I just do it in my room.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. Like last night I fell asleep and on stream. And you can do a category of doing only sleeping and uh you fell asleep on stream?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

He sleeps on stream a lot.

SPEAKER_09

Over under one person I fab too. You think someone fabbed?

SPEAKER_10

Uh I know people screenshot at my feet before. Ooh. You think you're on Wikifeet? I hope so. You might be. I need to check that out, honestly. Yeah, I'd be dope. But uh yeah, and just meeting people we got uh going in in like four days to go to California. Went to California like three times this year. Okay. Oh yeah. Nice. And that that's probably like honestly, like that's probably the coolest story about this whole Twitch thing just from streaming. The amount of people, like amount of friends we met. Another cool story, can I tell them about two chicks one game? Um Go ahead. Yeah. So we went we went to TwitchCon and San Diego and um we met these girls, uh, it turns out they were like local to us. Really cool story. Um we find out they're in Houston, and like what part of Houston, and then it turns out they're like right down the road from us. Nice. And we became like just really good friends, and they practically like gave me a beefy ass PC. Like a $3,000 PC. I gave them some money for it, but like I definitely got like hooked the fuck up. So shout out two chicks one game, by the way.

SPEAKER_03

Love them, they're so fucking sweet.

SPEAKER_10

And just going through them too as well. Like, we've had so many friends just pop up that little tree of friendship and whatnot.

SPEAKER_09

That's a sick name. Is it it's just two ladies that do uh streaming? They like that.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, they just multi- they're just multi-streaming.

SPEAKER_03

They're fucking amazing, they're super sweet, like the best personalities. Nice.

SPEAKER_06

So you know they're really shout out them. What two two girls on cup? I do. I do remember the.

SPEAKER_08

Shout out two two girls woke up, shout out, shout out.

SPEAKER_09

Shout out two girls on cup. Dude, these girls, I assume they don't do anything like that, right? No, my actual proudest fan. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it was a rough one. No, they're they're they're really cool. We met them at B-52. Uh we met just uh one half of them, and then we met uh the other half. Was it Sonastar?

SPEAKER_03

No, they were both at B-52 because um they were just hanging out with Paul and we had we headed up there.

SPEAKER_05

I just remember uh the baby. One of them was the other I I guess I mean we could say their names, right? Yeah, or you can say Frex and Danny's Danny and Frex, right? Yeah, the Frex is a baby.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that was at B-52.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know why I don't remember Danny.

SPEAKER_10

Are they a couple? No, no, they're not one is married. They just roommates, though. Right roommates. Yeah. Uh those are cool because uh what's it? Emo Knight. Uh oh yeah, can you can we can you talk about Carlos for a little bit? Yeah, Carlos also a really cool story. Um I met him at a Overwatch competition. Uh we're just staying in line for beer and we were just like, You want a beer? Yeah, fuck it, listen, you know, and we just yapped for a little bit. Yeah. And this is at San Antonio, so I never thought I'd see him again. Um, and then uh I was with Angel. Angel invited me to go to an anime convention in our local spot, and uh we saw him again. And I was like, Oh, dude, why are you here on our local spot? And uh turns out he lives here. And so uh he's actually he forced me to go to TwitchCon, and that's where I met uh two chicks one game. Um but I wouldn't have never gone to TwitchCon for him. Carlos Carlos?

SPEAKER_03

He's he's one of the trivia guys we were telling you about, who's also a thespian. Oh yeah, interesting. Yeah, we we talked about it um because he's done a number of the B-52 uh and uh the trivia nights and family feuds.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, he does the hosting. Oh, that's cool. He's also uh Space City Wizards on Twitch as well. Yes, he is. Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_03

He's the one who hosted our Renfare.

SPEAKER_10

The Renfair.

SPEAKER_05

Remember, I told you that take care of us and all that? That's him. Nice, dude. His hospitality is like through the 1,000% hospitality.

SPEAKER_10

I mean Corey? Is it Corey, the lady? The lady who took it. Oh, Corey yes, shout out to Cory. Yeah, she was she cooked for everybody. Claro and Corey. Amazing people. Like you go camping at Renfair with them, and like they'll have like a they'll pitch your tent, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, we can't. Um they'll even like a little goodie bag with their name on it and shit. It's really cute. They have a whack bar. You feel like you're a VIP like selection. Yeah, it was great. It was so good.

SPEAKER_03

When you don't think you're gonna be hungry, they already have food prepped.

SPEAKER_10

Hell yeah. They provide breakfast and dinner. Um, so like shout out the hospitality that goes through the roof with them. And then, yeah, so Carlos, he also uh he hosts the trivia, but he also has been doing like these festivals lately uh called Emo Knight. You guys should go to this next one.

SPEAKER_03

Um I'm fucking downtown shit.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Where?

SPEAKER_03

Where's the next one gonna be?

SPEAKER_10

Like on the street? On the street, then like it's a block party. Oh, cool. Um, I think the next one is going to be at B52.

SPEAKER_05

They're all songs. You grew up, we all grew up with like it's just like a dance party. Covers a blink, like blink like it just covers a Fallout Boy, uh everything.

SPEAKER_10

I show up and get drunk and dance to fucking all you gotta do. The bands are actually like they're phenomenal. Oh, it's live. I was yeah, I'll do a cover bit. I was a little bit worried at first, but like once I saw them live for the first time, like you can close your eyes and think you're out of five.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, take this to my grave, so so good.

SPEAKER_10

They're so good.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I actually do a bunch of Fall Boy covers, but just in general, they do like AFI, they do Bank 182, they do everything. What's the band?

SPEAKER_10

Take us to our grave. Take this to our grave.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, I thought you were saying, like, I'm I mean this so seriously that I'm gonna take this to my grave. They're really good. I actually that too for Dodo. Sure, that too. Oh god.

SPEAKER_03

I decided to hairspray my my hair a color during the last emo night, which is what made me decide to actually start dyeing my hair again. Oh, okay. Thank you, Angel, for my hair. He actually is the one who does it.

SPEAKER_10

Before that emo night, we had people fly overseas to come see it. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_05

I even told her I was like, it's been a year already or a year ago.

SPEAKER_10

It's been about exactly.

SPEAKER_03

It's it's just over a year.

SPEAKER_05

Because I'm getting I'm getting memories of uh Matthew, the one that just came. Yeah, he was carrying I can't remember the I can't remember his name. Barb. Skinny, skinny dude. He had black hair. Skinny dude with black hair. Uh his hair is normally not black, but he did it black for Oh Jolly. Jolly. Jolly. Shout out to Jolly.

SPEAKER_10

When's the next one? Uh I think it's gonna be in October. Hell yeah, dude. I think it's gonna be at B52.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, if it's in October, the weather's gonna be fucking perfect.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, it's gonna be sick.

SPEAKER_03

And last time it was so fucking hot.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, they built a stage specifically for Emo Knight. That's amazing. I'm I'm excited. Yeah, already, yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah. Uh that'd be cool. But it was cool. We had people fly over all season. We had I had like 10 people from Twitch that stayed at my house. We did a 4th of July party. Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_03

We did a whole party at his house.

SPEAKER_10

Funny story. That's awesome. There's actually a real great story. There's a clip of it too, if you want to see it. But um, so we we went to Emo Knight. Some people got drunk and they didn't want to stay out all night, so they went back to my place where they're staying at. Um, and then we go to the after party bar, we went to Molly's, and uh while I'm getting shots with Dorch, he flew in from Boston.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I still don't know his actual name.

SPEAKER_10

Dorch. But uh Dorch, he he's buying shots, he's like, Dolphin, you just went live right now. I'm like, what? Yeah. So they went back out at my house and went live. I remember that. And they started doing like truth of dare with chat. Um, and so like I was like, all right, cool. And I was I felt like Elon Musk for a second because I was getting paid while I was just getting fucked up. And they got like a level seven hype train, which that's like nice, that's probably a few hundred dollars. You've been getting those lately though, too. Yeah, just in general. Nice. Um it's a hype train, it just means you're gonna stream's popping off. People are donating, people coming in value, and then the more you donate, the more the level goes up. That's cool. Um just like yeah, sorry. We're shotgunning beers back to back, we start taking shots, and yeah. But he's like, dude, we're at level seven hype drain. I was like, this is badass. And then we stayed there until they closed, and then when we went home, they're still alive. Um, and shit just hit the ceiling, dude. Like we fucking I joined in, I was already hammered. Oh my god. Uh, we're doing truth of dare. One of the dares was uh Miss Muff. Shout out Miss Muffantastic and shout out Duchess for Dave. Fantastic? Yeah, it's her Twitter name. She's got an OnlyFans, she's hot. I think so. I think we agreed on she's pretty hot. Oh, she's hot. She's pretty hot. Yeah, she's hot. I'll show you picks. I think we agreed. Pictures of her Instagram, by the way. Pictures of Instagram. Yeah, they are on Instagram. Yeah, legal picks. But um public. One of the dares was they had to suck and bite my nipples while I shotgun to beer. Oh no.

SPEAKER_03

And it happened.

SPEAKER_10

Poor guy. I didn't know that biting nipples was awesome. Oh great thing. It's my first time. One of those, okay. One of those. I didn't know. I didn't know until that moment. You can see in the clip. You can see me like Actually, I know it works. You can see you realize it. You can yeah, you can see me like getting my tippy toes.

SPEAKER_09

Little extra thing like the obviation of it. Yeah, finding a kink live on stream is pretty sick. Yeah, that's that's what happened. That's pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_05

I need to find that I need to find that Pornhub sound clip every time. Anytime sexual talk, boom, boom, we don't know what actually I don't know what y'all are talking about. It's banned here in Texas.

SPEAKER_10

There's like lap dances. Uh there was uh we were changing outfits, we're wearing each other's clothes and shit just randomly. We're in bullshit with a room full of shit.

SPEAKER_03

I remember trying on Duchess's boots at the party.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah. That the spiky ones?

SPEAKER_03

Yes, the ones that are like fucking 10 inches tall.

SPEAKER_10

That you can like kill someone with that are like you beat someone over the head with it.

SPEAKER_03

They're they're knee-high, and I've never found a pair of boots that are knee high that actually fit my thick ass calves. And I was like, ooh, I want to try those, and I did, and I liked them. Will I pay like a hundred plus dollars for them? Probably not.

SPEAKER_10

I don't think she paid a lot for them. Nice. I got a touch base with her. I could never watch walking heels. It seems like a nice one.

SPEAKER_09

I'll just walk in heels. Seems impossible. Stilettos or any of them, dude.

SPEAKER_10

How many how many give the subs for Josh the Walking Heels? I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna clip. Clipping that.

SPEAKER_09

I'll do it for seven more subscribers.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, that's another cool thing. Give me do an even 40. That's another cool thing. Uh with two chicks one game. Uh we did like a collab. We did a collab. Oh, I already know what you're talking about. We did a collab where like, hey, if we reach 350 subs, we'll they'll wax me. And so you're a hairy boy. And we we reached it. Oh, yeah. You see it already. There's more. Whoa. Oh, yeah. And uh we reached the goal. That's even so.

SPEAKER_03

I felt so bad for you.

SPEAKER_10

Uh I'm not gonna lie, I I like I kind of like pain. So I was really confident. The nibble biting. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Checks out. Uh I was really confident that I was not gonna make a noise at all. So we were making bets with chat, like I think chance, fat chance, shout out fat chance and Matt. Um they were like, we'll buy you like the fanciest guitar hair guitar if you don't make a noise. Hell yeah. Um, I still made a noise. I screamed, but yeah, they still gave me the guitar.

SPEAKER_09

So you are you're hella hairy. What are you? Ethnicity-wise. Like in terms of like bear. I'm white as fuck. You're just white. You're just a white dude. It's a white hairy fucker. You don't got another like Armenian or something in you?

SPEAKER_05

Uh don't maybe my cousin Billy's pretty hairy, so I mean it's have a head in me, yes.

SPEAKER_09

A little Armenian. Yeah, no, you're uh that seems miserable. It was it was weird. Being waxed, especially I mean, you genuinely, I'm seeing your chest hair. That's a lot of hair, and being waxed is brutal. It was way worse than I ever thought.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah. So we did a penis on my chest with balls. That's awesome. Penis. And then we did a nipple, we did the belly button.

SPEAKER_09

You did like on top of a nip, you went over the nip. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10

You like nipple stuff.

SPEAKER_03

As a woman, I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry for you right now, man.

SPEAKER_10

Uh did the belly button and then we did a tramp stamp. Nice. I think the belly button was the worst, honestly. How long did it take for all his hair to grow back?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, here we go. We got a vid. Uh I want to say like four months. Oh, it's in the belly button.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Turn it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_09

Who's uh this is two girls? Two chicks. Two chicks, one game.

SPEAKER_05

We hear it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Two chicks, one game. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Is that all the way up on the phone?

unknown

This is uh this is definitely an R, and I applaud anyone that does this for a job.

SPEAKER_05

Turn it to so you can see it too. Oh, just so the listeners are knowing too that there's no more video.

SPEAKER_07

Like, I will pay somebody else to do this. I don't give a fuck. Or I'll just keep shaving.

SPEAKER_10

I'm not gonna lie, I actually cried. You're bleeding. Yeah, I was bleeding, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, wax does that.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

But you're missing those uh shaving ones, huh?

SPEAKER_05

That's Danny with the pink and then Frax on the bottom.

SPEAKER_01

Do it all at once. Oh my god. I'll play this video in the video so there's context. Hey, here we call it off.

SPEAKER_09

Damn, dude.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, that's rough. I think we just take a bunch of things. So we just raised like 350 subs. I don't know what the math is, but like it's six dollars per sub, so three hundred and fifty times, whatever. But um nice.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's that's what I love about that. That's what I love about that.

SPEAKER_10

For him, that's cool. I think ri Chance made a deal. He's like, I will I'm gonna get like five subs every time because he didn't think I was gonna last long, which I didn't. Like per wax? Yeah, but he was getting subs each time I was gripping it. So even that just so we normally give a month to do like a goal for that. Um, and then like the day of streaming it, that also popped off too. So nice. And then I think uh I think two months after that, we did another goal where I'll do drag.

SPEAKER_03

Um I have pictures from that one.

SPEAKER_10

You know, Manny, right? Shout out Manny. Uh, but I had Manny come over and do drags. I think that was for like 400 subs as well. Yeah, you're full dragged out. I completely forgot this was at our house. I was like I was looking good.

SPEAKER_09

That's pretty sick. Did you do a show? Did you do a lipsy performance?

SPEAKER_10

I just uh I mean we played guitar here all that night. Okay. Um just chilling and dragging. But I just like just streamed and dragged pretty much. Nice. Um But there's a drag show coming up in November in San Diego, and uh I'm gonna try to participate in that one. A massive one at TwitchCon. Yeah. Um, so and it's got a massive crowd, so nice. And I think professional like people who are like actually famous, like Deer. Like Drew, like a RuPaul, maybe or some shit? Yeah. All those all those people are like the judges. So like probably I want to say probably in a crowd of like a few thousand people. So damn dude.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's sick. So what's like you said you had like goals, like monthly goals. What's the next do you have like a do you have like a countdown clock on like quit my day job this many subs, or is it like uh I've I've tried that before.

SPEAKER_10

Now my job will call me a lot, and then I will literally on stream be like fuck off and then hang up on them. And I'm allowed to do that because I tenured. Yeah. Yeah. Or I'll be like, I'm just shit faced right now, can't come in.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, true. Um I mean, I'm sure they know what you do too. Like at least you're direct whoever's above you or whatever. I'm sure they have an understanding of me and the owner's room. Yeah. But um So is there like an overarching goal right now, or is it just keep grinding?

SPEAKER_10

Right now, I try to do a monthly one right now. I think we have a mate outfit. Um Okay. I do something stupid. I think uh there's another streamer called Zoe Baby, met her at TwitchCon, also like kind of local. Sick. Um but like she's uh gonna come over and like bleach my hair and like color it and it'll let chat pick whatever color they want. Beard too or just hair?

SPEAKER_05

Ooh, I think you should match, bro.

SPEAKER_10

I think I don't know. Maybe I think beard too. I think beer too as well. We talked about it.

SPEAKER_05

You should make it like uh to where I mean where it won't affect I mean you said let chat pick so they could pick any color, you can pick whatever. Yeah, but you go to work that color too.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, we did shaving once as well. I had a for the longest time I had like uh the handlebars, yeah. Nice.

SPEAKER_05

I remember the chops.

SPEAKER_10

I rocked that for like until it grew back, so yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_09

You could do that because you have a great beard. Yep. That's so awesome. Zoe baby? I have a shit beard. Zoe Zoe span.

SPEAKER_10

I think it's spelled with an X.

SPEAKER_09

Which part? X O X I E. Oh, Zoe with an X. Yeah. Also not X-O-I-E. Zoe.

SPEAKER_10

X O I E? Yeah, Zoe Baby. And I think there's like no space. That's her. Zoe baby. She was an emonite as well. She was an emo night.

SPEAKER_09

This is a local lady as well? Local-ish.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. Was she inside? Um because I know a few of them were inside. Like Muff was inside.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, she was inside, and then also she went to the bar afterwards.

SPEAKER_05

Sick. I can I think I recognize her, maybe.

SPEAKER_09

She was a emonite. Calling someone calling her Muff for short is very funny. So I think Muff. Miss Muff. Yeah. Miss Muff. You just call me Muff.

SPEAKER_05

I think of uh that I think of that 70s show episode where the fucking uh Red shop Red's about to buy the muffler shop and you might have to be careful looking up Miss Muff, by the way, but oh, does she do OF stuff?

SPEAKER_10

I think so. I'm not too sure. I mean that that checks. I mean you should with that name. Just her Instagram alone is pretty spicy.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, really? Oh, she's like that kind of creator. Yeah. Oh, so it's not just like a bit. I don't think she's any of those. No. Who the fuck Miss Mufftastic? Sorry. Yeah, I'm not gonna say the names. Never mind. And then wait, which one? I was just looking at that second lady and I was like, what the hell? Yeah, that's her. There she is.

SPEAKER_05

Top corner. Curly hair? That's her. Yeah, I remember her from uh emo night and shit. Yeah, she's really cool. She's a really cool person. Nice. I don't think we actually like she wasn't at your house though to party. Like the first time. Like the first time.

SPEAKER_10

She showed up the day of Emo Knight. So she wasn't at the 4th of July. But she did stay at my house, though.

SPEAKER_09

So you got a bunch of people coming in for Emo Knight this year too? Um we're gonna try to.

SPEAKER_10

We'll see. Nice. You know, it depends. Just depends if people say yes or not. Want to be a part of it? Is I asking?

SPEAKER_09

No, I mean I'll try to make it. If it's in October and B-52, like I like that place. That'd be I'm not really like a going out type of guy, but I mean if we want to roll out with the squad, we can roll out with the squad.

SPEAKER_05

I go I go to bed at 8 30. Okay, 8 30, sorry.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, boomer. Interesting. Interesting. You ever watch? We have four topics on this show.

SPEAKER_05

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SPEAKER_09

It's a dating show for autistics. Like an actual show like that's a genuine. It's a reality TV show by Netflix, and it's an incredible show. And it's not like it's not exploitative. It's not it's funny in its own sweet way, but it's genuinely anyone hear a really uh adorable reality show that love?

SPEAKER_10

It's called um naked attraction.

SPEAKER_09

Oh yeah. I've heard of that one. Yeah, buddy.

SPEAKER_10

It's really romantic.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Very romantic. They just don't. Is that the one where they just show the penis?

SPEAKER_10

Uh they just show the bodies. Yeah. They they eventually show they have a like a curtain that slowly raises up after each round. That's right. And you have to purely judge off their body, and they're naked, showing everything.

SPEAKER_05

Like maybe I don't know the show.

SPEAKER_10

Not my proudest fab. My proudest. Yeah. But yeah, they just judge off bodies and they only say like one sentence and then they go on a date afterwards.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

It's pretty wild.

SPEAKER_03

Kind of like married at first sight, but like worse.

SPEAKER_09

Married at first news.

SPEAKER_10

But literally showing there's like one dude who had like an elephant tattoo on his on his penis? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Like a the that was the trunk. How? Elephantitis? That was the trunk, yeah. Was it a nice? Actually, not really. Dude, to have a mediocre dick and get an elephant trunk tattooed on is so funny. Kind of, yeah. That's a vibe. That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05

That's a vibe. Alright, uh, what is uh would okay, so would you say the the that waxing one was your weirdest? Yeah, what's some loco shit you have?

SPEAKER_10

Okay, honestly, um a little background. I've talked about this on stream too, but um the drag, dude, the drag was surprisingly very dramatic. Um yeah, dude, I got so many dick pics in my DMs. Whoa. Oh, okay. And then like high school, like people from like uh church high school thing, yeah, yeah. They were like sending memes to my mom about me burning in hell. Really?

SPEAKER_03

That's an intense response.

SPEAKER_10

They weren't pumped on it. That's these like RL friends too. Like I went to high school with, so that's like weird. It isn't even like weird people on online, you know, which you would expect it from. But um Yeah, just trolls. Yeah, but like this was like RL people that we know. Like, I can go drive to their house, you know.

SPEAKER_05

That's that is that's weird. That's another thing, too. Once you're online, once you have an online personality, man, you're fucking open to everyone to make shit about it. Yeah, you're so yeah, once you once I didn't once I didn't, I didn't realize that I'd fucking said the city. Oh, yeah, so you you're pretty hush hush about your location in general, like state and everything.

SPEAKER_10

No, I'll say I'm from Houston and I'll talk about local business. I'll talk about Southern Star, um whatnot. Like Emo Knight is downtown Conroe. Yeah, guys, but like I won't say but the one we say kind of narrows things down.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. I got you. Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I just I had someone try to DOS me before. Um really, yeah. Yeah, what's funny is that they like barely missed. Like they just they just like they gave me an address, they spanned my address in chat. They'll have bots that they'll pay that will just flood your chat. Yeah, yeah. And try to spam your address. Yeah, so that nothing else gets through. Um and they were just like barely off. It was like a it was like an address that was like that's five minutes down the road.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's panicking. Jesus.

SPEAKER_10

I just laughed, too. I was like, huh, missed bitch. Yeah, damn. You thought that's scary.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I get keeping it kind of chilled then.

SPEAKER_10

Have you ever heard of swatting before? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's that's a popular one. Have you been swatted? No, no. Okay. Guys don't do that.

SPEAKER_03

Is that when they end up like calling the cops and shit? Literally swat. It gets swat to rage. Why would you even that's such a fucked up weapon? I'm not gonna lie, though.

SPEAKER_09

Here's the thing about swatting. First guy to do it, best bit of all time. Yeah, best bit. I mean, that's the funniest thing. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

The first guy, but like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_10

It was actually a streamer. It was a streamer who got banned um because they were purposely getting people to SWAT them. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, that's just pulling resources. Purposely, yeah, she would just for content. And like she would like drop her address of purpose, and then like she got she was like the most swatted streamer ever. Yeah. She got banned from it.

SPEAKER_05

That bomber. Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah, that sucks. Um, so that's wait. So waxing, was it?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, you said the drag. The drag just with the mount drum that was behind it. They came. Loved it. It was a great time, by the way. Um, definitely gonna do it again.

SPEAKER_03

It was definitely entertaining to watch and also to see the final results.

SPEAKER_10

And the stream went went well, too.

SPEAKER_03

It was it was amazing. And what's even more hilarious is you happen to be at our house, is I'm not exactly in like my daily, like normal, girly kind of clothes. I'm in shorts that are like guy basketball shorts and a shirt from Angel. So I'm over here in like the guyest outfit, the most boyish outfit that I can wear, as I have Sir Dolphin next to me in drag, looking a thousand times better than I do, by the way.

SPEAKER_08

Damn straight.

SPEAKER_03

He he I I will say he does slay in drag. It's amazing.

SPEAKER_05

What I like too, it's been always it's always been a part of your stream too, because I was Manny was walking around your your first uh your thousand party. Yeah, you're in dragon drag. Yeah, he was in drag, yeah. Manny was walking around in drag.

SPEAKER_10

That was so funny too, because like uh remember I let Manny take over the stream. So we did the RL stream at Sudden Star. Yeah. I let Manny take it over, and like everyone's just getting horny as fucking chat. And my mom is like, What am I watching? Your mom watching your chat a lot. She'll peep in everyone's while.

SPEAKER_03

It's hilarious. I actually why is he so loud?

SPEAKER_10

Let me check.

SPEAKER_03

I was in the room with him getting ready.

SPEAKER_10

Well, we we did a practice run.

SPEAKER_03

No, like with with Manny for the for the thousand uh I was in the the room with him, like as he's getting ready, and it was just hilarious. Like Angel walked in there at one point, he's like halfway done getting ready. Angel's like, it's okay, I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I've said that multiple times on here, I think.

SPEAKER_09

Actually, we get pretty gay.

SPEAKER_10

I am known for being the gayest straight person ever, so shit. Listen to a couple episodes. Brother, I think I bet on Paul.

SPEAKER_09

I think I found a stream.

SPEAKER_10

We've kissed some dudes on there. Never mind. You win it. It's pretty good. You lost me there. You lost me. The chicken pointed. I mean, I guess not. That's I mean, the other person calls picking it. That was one of the clips I had kissed Matt because they dared us to, and I was like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_05

So this was recent.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, because I haven't seen that.

SPEAKER_10

Well, the night of the nipple sucking, I kissed Matt. Oh my god, you were just exploring all over the place. When I said it hit you, it's really fucked up. Wait, this was last year, email? Yeah. Yeah, I kissed Matt. There's a clip? Yeah. There's a few clips. Where's the display?

SPEAKER_05

I've kissed Matt twice. The redhead one. Yes. That's why he keeps that's why he keeps coming back. That's why he keeps coming.

SPEAKER_10

Did I tell you the Ryan story? That's why Zach disappeared. Uh so I've told this on stream, so I don't think he gives a fuck. But Ryan, um, he had a girlfriend a while back, and he was very passionate about her. And he got really drunk and was about to fiddle around with some other girl, and I stopped him from doing it. I stopped him from doing something. Good friend, good friend. You got a girlfriend, don't do it. Yeah. And then he was like, you know what, Paul? You're right. Come here. And he just grabs me and just gives me the biggest kiss ever. He said, I gotta get this energy out somewhere. Fast forward today, fast forward today, I'm telling the story to his now current wife. And uh, as I tell her the story, he's like, you know what? I'll do it again. And kisses me right in front of his wife, and she was just dying laughing. Is the wife the one that you saved?

SPEAKER_09

He was dating her. No, that was a different girl. Well, fuck. Still checks out.

SPEAKER_03

Just shows that uh you're one of the best friends like ever. Did your friends you watch out for other people, and we love that. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Your friends just like are some of the cool the funniest people I've ever met. Ryan and Corey. They're they're two you should uh dude. You already heard about Ryan. Fucking all right, you make a good point. Let me kiss you in the face. And Corey's just a whole nother story. Oh yeah. But you still talk to him, right? Right? Yeah, cool. All right, cool. I'm glad I didn't bring up nothing bad.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so could you refresh me on who Corey is? Because my brain's really bad fucking with names.

SPEAKER_10

I think I think the refresher might have to be in refresher.

SPEAKER_05

No, he was tall and tall and blonde. That's that's that's the only one I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_05

And he had that tone blonde, that's one. That's till you quit. He sounded like just like that. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_10

Um shit. So um you're thinking of Cody, by the way. I just realized you're thinking about Cody. I'm sure if I see pictures, I'd be like, oh yeah, I know that guy. When you said Corey, I was thinking of a different Corey, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I'm thinking you're right. I always do that. I've always done that. Cody Corey. I've always called him Cody. Corey.

SPEAKER_10

Cody's just one of my auto friends I've grew up with. Cody P. Shout out Cody P. Yeah, but he's a pimp. Is that what the P stands for? Yes. Nice.

SPEAKER_05

All right, uh, what what is something we haven't that you haven't uh sorry? I'm thinking of something that I haven't asked.

SPEAKER_10

I think we got recapped uh some of the friends we met. Shout out Carlos, two chicks, one game. Yeah, about to go to a bunch of uh about to travel a lot just through streaming, which is really, really cool. Letting me to go out and have so many friends in California now, so many friends up in New York that can just go crash out and make these places. Someone hooked me up with a uh buddy pass as well, so like flying is like super cheap now. Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09

Are you planning on staying around here, Houston area, or is it I know you're going to California a lot? Is that like end goal is over there, or is there a mecca for streamers? Or please don't.

SPEAKER_10

I mean, uh I would say yes, it's a mecca for streamers, but I don't think I'm gonna move there. Okay. I don't think I'm gonna stay in Houston, though. Texas or I'm not sure yet.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I mean, are you originally? No, I'm thinking of the other one. Never mind.

SPEAKER_05

I'm thinking out loud, but like how many big Texas streamers are there? Uh that's a loaded question. That's a loaded question. That's too that's too broad of a question. Not bad, that's too broad of a question. That's like asking where's Chud the Builder from.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. There's quite a bit.

SPEAKER_09

I know a lot of people move to Texas as well. Yeah, with the the Austin scene and all that stuff. But yeah. In Texas.

SPEAKER_10

It's also really cool too. The uh Dirty Bird, uh, he just raided me lately, and uh, he's like another local streamer as well. I like that. That I'm trying to link up with.

SPEAKER_05

Raid is when they the person had just finished their their stream and they send their chat to the next person to stream. So you just send all of your viewers to send all your viewers to the next person.

SPEAKER_09

So when you're hitting like a 10-hour stream, is it like constant influx in and out? How many are what's the average time that like your top people that are watching, how long are they tuning in for? Um uh that's a hard one.

SPEAKER_10

I would say like at least a few hours in. Really? A few hours in, and then like so we'll be at the two hour mark, and then you can feel the momentum of the stream going up. Yeah. Uh and then like I think once we like kind of get blacked out at like four a.m.

SPEAKER_09

they'll start participating. My only other question I had like planned for you was I know you sp I didn't know you spent 10 hours a day streaming. That's a lot. Um, and you work. But is there any streamers you follow consistently that you're like, I'm gonna pop into their chat on a regular basis?

SPEAKER_10

That's part of the game, honestly. Okay, like network working. Okay, you kind of have to be constantly hopping around.

SPEAKER_09

So who are you fucking with? Who is it like you got some names?

SPEAKER_10

I mean, I try to I try to hop in and say hi to everybody as much as possible. But I may I'm the same energy type guy, so like I give a lot of love to like two chicks, one game. Okay. Um I try to and you can drop lurks. I'll leave up a lurk while I'm streaming. So I'm at that's one way of supporting.

SPEAKER_09

So what is that again? So you put lurk in the chat and it shows them it gives them a view.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, just pretty much saying, like, hey, I'm leaving you tabbed up so you get a viewership at least. I'm not gonna be talking. I'm not actively watching and talking. Okay, nice.

SPEAKER_03

Specifically, explanation point lurk. Okay. That's how commands like the topics. Yeah, that that's telling it, hey, I'm just letting the streamer know, hey, I'll I'm here, but I'm not here.

SPEAKER_10

Cool. Yeah, and now we're on all platforms too. So like if I can get just a quarter of what I have on Twitch on to kick or TikTok or whatever, YouTube, um, dude, we'll be are you streaming on TikTok also?

SPEAKER_09

They do streams?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, they do labs, yeah. Nice. TikTok is a weird one though.

SPEAKER_05

How many are you consistent like at the same time? I'm on all of them consistently. You can do that all with say like OpenStack. Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Is that through OBS or something? I'm using Meld now, not OBS. Meld, okay. Yeah, it's a new software. Everyone's kind of switching over to it. It's probably easier. Probably more meld makes everything so easy. Okay, they make it sick. So if you're on OBS and you want to stream on all platforms, you have to like create your own server for your stream to be pushed out to all the platforms. Um meld, you just sign in and then boom. Nice, nice do it for you. So may make things really, really. It's funny.

SPEAKER_05

I was going, I was going through my my storage on my MacBook, and I can I can delete that now.

SPEAKER_10

I want to, I want to, I want to give a little story. I thought this was hilarious. So I have a scene, I have a little button that I can click and it'll switch scenes. I have a camera, I have a camera that's on my wall, but there's an overlay that's just a window, so it makes it looks like you're just sitting outside my window watching me. Oh, it's funny. And Angel, Angel Hobbs and Chad is like, Did you move? This is a it's a basement, by the way. I'm on the second floor of my house. Okay. It's a basement window, so it's a little more creepier, you know. Um Angel's like, Did you move, dude?

SPEAKER_03

Mind you, we've known him for some years, so we were like, Did you move?

SPEAKER_10

You're not they're not in a basement right now.

SPEAKER_03

You don't stream out of a basement? That's cool.

SPEAKER_10

And I have a scene that I'll switch over to and like I have a wind have a camera in my closet. And so like I'll have the door very peaked so you can be like lurking.

SPEAKER_05

Yep. You got a bunch of USB extensions and shit?

SPEAKER_10

Oh yeah, 1000%. We got that shit.

SPEAKER_05

I had to buy a 30 feet one because uh we got a I told this on a couple episodes ago, but we got a TV, but I wanted to use my I wanted to use my old sound system. Yeah so I had to I had to keep the cables but running through a sound uh processor? Sound processor that's next to our couch, but I needed fucking long cables.

SPEAKER_10

Yep. Uh d you see my I have cables just like hanging everywhere. It's like fucking spider spider webs everywhere.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so like in here it's not too bad. Obviously, they're all over here in one section, but I try to keep it as organized as possible.

SPEAKER_03

We're also in a condensed space, so I think that helps.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah. It's controlled chaos. Like literally spider webs behind my laptops.

SPEAKER_05

Uh no, yeah, I mean, um Oh shit, man. This this is uh this has been a good one. Yeah, yeah. This has been a good one.

SPEAKER_09

Um we've known you a while.

SPEAKER_05

Um but being here on this podcast, we really appreciate you for that. That's really cool. Um is there anything you wanna roll out?

SPEAKER_10

Anything you wanna say? Anything? Sir underscore dolphin d u L L L F I N. Can I end this on a on a shotgun? Is that cool? Can I do that?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, we have to film it though. We film it with a phone.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I'll do my phone.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, totally one shout out. Yeah, yeah, dude. If you if it's not a few, I'm a professional, so I won't spill.

SPEAKER_03

Are you uh particular about flavor?

SPEAKER_05

No, no, I'm not. It's not it wouldn't be you if we're not if we're not ending it on a shotgun.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, let's just hit the shotgun, Brie will hit the we out, and we'll we'll be out of here. Hey, will you give me a double angle with your phone, please?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you're a sitting guy.

SPEAKER_10

Oh yeah, dude. I'm that's what I'm doing. That's normal on streaming. That's what he does. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That's what I normally do on streaming, dude. All right, whenever you're ready on my side. Whoa. Oh, dude, I love the sound effects. Oh mama.

SPEAKER_10

All right, what are we cheering to? We are cheersing to uh Royal Street sessions. Appreciate it. Thank you. The podcast. The podcast cheers.

SPEAKER_05

There he goes. Yeah, dude, it really is a professional. I didn't see anything spill.

SPEAKER_09

There we go. There we go. That was a beautiful joke. That was incredible. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_05

Thank you so much. Gotcha, got you, man. Thanks so much, Paul. Thank you, Sir Dolphin. Shout out uh again, Sir Dolphin, switch.tv slash Stra Dolphin. Uh, thank you so much for listening. Instagram, TikTok, Instagram.

SPEAKER_03

Anywhere else we can find you?

SPEAKER_05

Find him.

SPEAKER_10

YouTube. If you if you're listening, if you come in and chat and say Royal Street Sessions, I'll that's a free shotgun.

SPEAKER_05

Let's go. Hey, I'll be here. Anyways, oh my god, thank you, guys. That was such a no no no, that's perfect. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Paul. We love you.

SPEAKER_00

We out and send them three sessions.