Royal Street Sessions
When you live on a street with the same word in it, you start a podcast. Were just two friends who happened to live down the street from each other, who want to grow as content creators and talk through a mic while we go through life with family, friends, work, many laughs and good times!
Royal Street Sessions
Episode #21 Lawnmower Memories
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We tried following up Sir Dollfin's episode with this one, not as great, but still very good. You tell us! We will be working on getting the right camera angles, lighting and other aspects to give you guys the best video experience. We're kind of all over the place on this episode but we talk about a dogs dream walk, new marijuana laws, and everything going on in the music business from Modest Mouse to North West. (Kanye and Kims daughter) Listen for Josh's theory on Hispanic men and Avenged Sevenfold shirts.
We end the episode on drunk Josh calling his boys, sharing the Lawnmower beer memories and let him know he doesn't ruin the endings of episodes.
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Street sessions.
SPEAKER_02Hey everybody, how you guys doing? Good. We're fucking back.
SPEAKER_01Week 21.
SPEAKER_0421's so sick, dude. The vibe's different this episode. Yeah, we finally don't have a guest in here. We can have fun. Not a camera looking at us. JK, JK. Not a camera in our face. Yeah, the no cameras actually pretty much.
SPEAKER_02So unfortunately, I mean it's not unfortunate. I mean, but it is. It's actually just me. I'm very perfectionist when it comes to this stuff. Uh uh, and now that this is my podcast, our podcast. It's because you love what you do. I need to make sure it looks good. And I get it. Not saying it didn't look good because Josh was in there, so it looked good the whole time.
SPEAKER_04I love when you call me hot.
SPEAKER_02But it does something. The the camera quality is not exactly how I pronounced I thought it'd be. Yeah. I I upped it so well. I was like, the Polaroid Cube camera looks so good in quality, and it looks like shit.
SPEAKER_04Nah, we're gonna get it figured out, man. People don't need to see us yet, anyways. Who cares? It's fine.
SPEAKER_02Paul looks really good though.
SPEAKER_04The Paul episode, the Paul camera was great.
SPEAKER_02Shout out, Sir Dolphin.
SPEAKER_04Shout out Sir Dolphin, shout out Twitch, shout out the fucking Royal Street Sessions, dude. The podcast was so tight having Sir Dolphin on. It was so sick, but I'm so glad it's just us now. We can have a ball.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna have a ball. I understand that though. It's such a vibe when it's just us. Yeah, I understand what you mean by that because it is finally just us. We're not like, oh god, there's somebody over there. I gotta bring my chair, I gotta make sure they're comfortable.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, let's figure out things to talk about with them. Let's let's think about questions like the week before.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's stressful. It's a lot of prep. It's good though. I like it's I like having the butt for yeah, the four people, it's just a lot going on, and I like when it's the three of us, I like it a lot, and I'm I'm just so fucking glad to be here. I'm just so happy, Angel.
SPEAKER_03What what happened today? It's August 1st. What the hell? August 1st, yeah. What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, August 1st. Uh this episode will be released in the next two weeks, actually.
SPEAKER_04Not oh yeah, we're we're behind again now.
SPEAKER_02We're ahead, actually.
SPEAKER_04I meant that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, behind has a negative connotation. I didn't mean it like that. I hope you didn't take it like that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I messed up. What? I don't know. No, no, no. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04No, everything's totally fine, dude. I'm so August 1st, though. The vibes are so sick.
SPEAKER_02August 1st. Um, I think I remember something happening August 1st in 1774. What happened August 1st, 1774, do you think? Just take a wild guess. Something about oxygen being treated?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I think it was something about I remember this in like science class in like seventh grade, something about it being like in its gaseous state.
SPEAKER_02Some uh English chemist guy named Joseph something?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, what was it? Like Presley or Priestley, Joseph Priestley in 1774, right?
SPEAKER_02Two years before America was founded?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_02Do you think he's do you think he stayed with us or do you think he went over there?
SPEAKER_04No, dude. He worked for the fucking the Brits. Fucking he's a fucking red coat. Uh turncoat. Oh. I don't even know that's the proper term. I just call Brits turncoats. I don't even think that's right. I think that's a I think that was an us thing. I don't know. It's like the red coat. Fuck him, dude. Fuck Joseph Priestley. That's what I gotta say about it. I don't even like oxygen like that.
SPEAKER_02We haven't had to use it like that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, who cares about oxygen?
SPEAKER_02We haven't had to die or almost die in an airplane and get the oxygen masks.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04I've always just had oxygen, man. Before we even discovered that shit was around. If that guy never discovered it, I'd still be breathing that shit.
SPEAKER_02That's very true. Yeah, who cares? I know, right? I wonder how that went. Like, hey guys, I finally figured out what the what we're uh breathing out.
SPEAKER_01What a portion of what we're doing. Breathing in.
SPEAKER_02Breathing in.
SPEAKER_04He's like, yeah, man, I figured out that like this is kind of what we run on. Everyone's like, okay, does that change anything about anything? And he goes, no, not really.
SPEAKER_02There's a name for it now. Yeah, now I can call it.
SPEAKER_04I wonder why the fuck you named it oxygen.
SPEAKER_02Say it, babe. Breaking bad edition. Science, bitch. Yeah, but no, that's uh, yeah, we just uh try to pretend like we're like we were uh No, it was original that was good.
SPEAKER_04We just thought it was. Oh yeah, we didn't pretend we were in Oxford. No, it's not no pretending about it, dude. That was just a recollection from like fucking chemistry and whatever grade you take chemistry seventh or eighth or ninth or tenth.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't gonna bring up the birthdays too, but uh, I think the only one that I actually I think really liked was Coolio's recipes. Jerry Garcia.
SPEAKER_04Jerry Garcia's a big one. He's a big one. Who's I don't know who Trevor Burbick is. Looks like he's shout out him, though. He looks like a boxer, he's holding up the dicks.
SPEAKER_02Oh, he definitely was a boxer with the dukes like that.
SPEAKER_04Shout out Coolio, shout out Sam Mendez and Jason Momo. Who's Sam Mendez? Why does he look like that?
SPEAKER_02And that's not the other Sam Mendez that sings that one song. That's Sean Mendez. Oh, Sean Mendez. You would know that. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I just love Sean Mendez. I wonder if they're related, actually.
SPEAKER_03He's a British filmmaker. These fucking Brits are taking theater director.
SPEAKER_04Oh, he directed Skyfall. Is that I just made it? Oh, he directed 1917? Yo, the movie's so good. Shout out this guy.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna pretend like I'm not gonna know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_04You gotta watch 1917. It's a movie about World War I. It's so fucking good.
SPEAKER_02Jarhead, that's um Jake Gyllenhaal, right?
SPEAKER_04Yep, shows his butt. Yep.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you would remember that.
SPEAKER_04Nah, pause.
SPEAKER_02Speaking of that, all right, episode 21. We're here, we're able to drink now. Yeah, we're eligible now. True. It's our birthday again. Fuck yeah, Tristan made a good point. Was that it was our we did care about our birthdays for the 15 and 16. Yeah. 17 was whatever. 18 and final legal, right, Josh? I hate this running bit. But I'm a pervert.
SPEAKER_04It's not a thing, it's not a real thing. I'm very happily married to an actually an older woman, and she would hate that I said that, but you know.
SPEAKER_01She's absolutely beautiful and the best, dude.
SPEAKER_04She's hot and cool. You called her older.
SPEAKER_03Older than me, it happens to be, but there's nothing bad about that, dude.
SPEAKER_04That's true. Thank you. What were you gonna say though about birthdays? Tristan made a Tristan didn't fucking say shit about she would not agree with him. That's true. Tristan's dumb as hell. No, wasn't that that was fun? That was a good episode. That was fun, man. Having Tristan in here was a ball, but um, wait.
SPEAKER_01That was something else.
SPEAKER_02It was a lot, it was a lot going on. You think he'll keep listening, or you think he only just did his homework because he was on it?
SPEAKER_04No, he listened to the app he was on it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he likes it. He likes the show, it's good.
SPEAKER_01So he thought we were celebrities.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was funny. That was funny. Yeah, Bree told me about that. Yeah, he's she felt she felt it even after we left.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02He was starstruck. That was pretty funny. That was good though. That was fun. I did make a good point to try to get the whole working out in the videos and the little reels.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, yeah. We did some push-ups. I teabagged him. That was fun. He got a little drunk, but I think he held himself together pretty well. When I listened to the episode, it's fine. You can't really tell. He's fine.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you couldn't really tell.
SPEAKER_04No, he's fine.
SPEAKER_02But um then when I got that flexing thing, yeah, he looked good. Yeah, that was a good one.
SPEAKER_04He gets he's jacked, man.
SPEAKER_02He's a jacked. I kept those in there on purpose.
SPEAKER_03That's so cool. I did that on purpose. God, he was such a loser.
SPEAKER_02I took out the one where he was messing with your butt, though.
SPEAKER_03What? You had fucking video of him messing with my booty? She took it.
SPEAKER_04Oh, was it when I was doing push-ups? Yeah, yeah, he was in that shit. And he was fucking with you and you didn't like it. No, I actually did. Yeah, I was like, hey, stop. I'm doing push-ups. I'm fingering my asshole. He was genuinely fingering my asshole. But that's just, it's all in good fun, man. That's just a bit. Bitting with the boys, you know how it goes. Angel, what we got. Bitting with the boys. What do you mean? Angel what we got.
SPEAKER_03Look at throw something else. He's the captain of the ship.
SPEAKER_02Captain of the ship. You're the um I was gonna bring something up though.
SPEAKER_04Better be about captains or ships.
SPEAKER_02Did you guys know about um you guys know about the band Modest Mouse? No. You know that song? You know the song. Ferdinand, France Ferdinand. Oh, Floatum. Oh, Floaton.
SPEAKER_04Oh, and then the show goes. Nope, that turned into Lupe Fiasco. But that's what I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I think I started singing a Lupe Fiasco sing. No. No, I was singing Show Goes On by Lupe Fiasco. No, I was thinking. No, I know. I started singing yours, but then it somehow went to Lupe Fiasco. Well, anyways. Oh, float on alright. Alrighty. Oh my god, I keep doing it. I don't know how it goes. But I know it.
SPEAKER_02I think that's the only one I know by it to be by them, to be honest. What happened with uh Modest Mouse? So unfortunately, it's unfortunate. Um the guitarist. Which one? I don't know. We could scroll down, they were right there. Didn't say, but uh Isaac Burns. The guitarist had to leave the band because of following accusations of sending inappropriate messages to underage fans.
SPEAKER_04Damn, they love doing that.
SPEAKER_02So the song we've been listening, the whole band we've been loving this whole since what does it say? Formed in 1993. What the fuck? When was float on? That's all that matters. When was flowed, right? Yeah, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_04Float on was 2004.
SPEAKER_022004. So 20 years ago. So 22 years. I mean, who knows? Quick mouths. Who knows how long this guy's been fucking with this person, but well, can't be that long.
SPEAKER_04Can't be 22 years ago.
SPEAKER_02That's stupid, right?
SPEAKER_04What?
SPEAKER_02Wait. No, I'm just thinking in general, the fact that the guy from the song that we used to love and know. That's a bummer. Is that it's happening.
SPEAKER_04That's what they do, though. Those celebs seem to really love to push the limits. The old rock star theory was that that like because you'd always hear about the rock stars being gay. It'd be like, oh, they're fucking dudes now. But the whole theory was like, man, they got through they went through so much pussy that they were like, man, I'm over that. What else can I get? I think these these freaks are like, man, I'd how can I push the limits sexually?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'm assuming I don't really know. It's a bummer. Right. This next one, I don't know how. I mean, she's only 13. I've never heard anything. The girl he was fucking with was 13. No, this is somebody else.
SPEAKER_03Oh, there's a 13-year-old pedophile. Motherfucker, let me finish.
SPEAKER_04Jesus. Angel, you're being so mean to me today.
SPEAKER_01Take a chill pill.
SPEAKER_04No, he's been y'all both being mean. You're ganging up on me, dude. Bring Nick D back up. I want to see him right now.
SPEAKER_01I was a little aggressive with the Charger, but I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04Charger was mean. You called me. Angel called me bitch about four times.
SPEAKER_01I haven't said anything, okay?
SPEAKER_04Apparently you like it. I do kind of like it. Apparently you like it.
SPEAKER_01What am I looking at? Who's 13? You don't have to, you know.
SPEAKER_02Nick D. Umce we're on there, just Nick D.
SPEAKER_0413.
SPEAKER_02What's up? Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's daughter.
SPEAKER_04What happened?
SPEAKER_0213-year-old Northwest. Yeah. She's 13 already? And she can't she canceled her tour. She's a her headlining tour days ahead. She's a singer? That's what I said. Oh, I didn't know. I'm like, what the fuck did you start doing music? Yeah, I didn't know. But anyways, she's been in the she's been in the media lately because of what she looks like and how she dresses and whatever. She's being weird? I mean, it's kind of over excessive. I mean, but if you think about it, if you think about her parents, her parents are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. If you type in uh Northwest, uh she's doing like the Jaden Smith thing you're saying? She's like look at her hair crazy shit. Look at her hair. Oh, her teeth her teeth are like black, freaking uh I don't even know what they are. Oh, weird. But that's like what she dresses like. That's what she looks like. Why is my teeth black? That's funny. And she cancels her tour a couple days ahead. Huh. Yeah, that's weird. And I had no idea she had she did music.
SPEAKER_04Twelve-year-old signs record deal and heads into the studio. Okay, that's a very funny.
SPEAKER_02The only thing I don't like about it, I felt like she was forced into that. Yeah, definitely, dude. And then obviously the way she dresses, like she took it into her own form of fashion. God can't Kardashian. Look at that. Are those face tattoos real? No. No, right?
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_02I'm dumb as fuck. Sorry. No, but like, look at like that's crazy, right? Like a day ago. Look at the one the blue hair.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_02I mean, that's I don't think those are that's not a good thing.
SPEAKER_04Northwest speaks out after first co-headlining. Scroll back up.
SPEAKER_02Those aren't real though.
SPEAKER_04Co-headlining tour is abruptly cancelled.
SPEAKER_02Piercings. Is that is that legal?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you can get your kids. It depends on the studio, the parental consent. Um, that that's really it.
SPEAKER_04Dude, if you're Kanye and Kim Kardashian, you can get your lady, you can get your kid uh pierced for sure. But people like pierce ears as newborns.
SPEAKER_01Well that's different to um I don't believe piercing your ears can actually really like mess with the different functions. Um however, like piercing like your nose or your tongue, like that could cause a lot of issues.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's a good point.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, people have been piercing like baby ears for forever.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the baby ears, yeah, that makes sense. I can kind of seen that. Um, but there was uh what I forgot what fest there was. I think it was the Rolling Loud that happened recently that she came out and you know, paparazzi was all over her. But she was walking in like these crazy high heels.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I think Lala Palooza was happening, right?
SPEAKER_02Boots and like you can tell like she was so uncomfortable. But she was wearing that, you know, just to be in the media because she's out in the world.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it says they're fake. But yeah, that's so what she cancelled a headlining tour. She's headlining? That's what I said. I wonder if she's any good. We should have listened to some of her music before. I'm glad we didn't. Let's look up just the name of her songs. Let's look up Northwest music and see what like let's see what kind of music she's doing.
SPEAKER_02Is I'm I'm even surprised she's keeping her name. That's a press as her as a rap name.
SPEAKER_04Pretty sick name. Is it a rap? Is she rap? Is that what it is? I mean, it's gotta be. April 30th, debuts. See, she doesn't even have like official songs. How is she headlining? Yeah, that's a little uh Ooh, what is Northwest diagnosed with? Let's get into it.
SPEAKER_02Diagnosed?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that little people ask me whatever it is. Talking once again.
SPEAKER_02She has five songs?
SPEAKER_04She got a song with Kanye West and Ty Dallasign. I love Ty Dallasign.
SPEAKER_02I mean, the Kanye West is that one's obvious. I mean, that makes sense. It's her fucking dad.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. But that's pretty sick to enter the music industry and then get a feature from Kanye immediately. That's I mean, that's pretty fucking sick. Yeah, that's pretty cool when you put it that way. Yeah. These are all years old, too. Or no, no, no, yeah. 2024 is the oldest. Okay. So she's been doing music for two years, let's say. Yeah. Her last song was three months ago. Yeah, Spotify, she has 500,000 monthly listeners. Okay. Wow. We'll have to listen to some afterwards.
SPEAKER_02There might be people in high school.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, I'm sure she's extremely fine.
SPEAKER_02It'd be weird if there were, I mean, if it was good, I mean, it might be different. I don't know. I've never listened to it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think of like any similar. I think the only person I could think that had like a similar trajectory was that bad baby girl. Remember the Cash Me Outside girl from uh Dr. Phil? And then she started rapping. Danielle Brigoli. Danielle Brigoli. But she had Yeah, but she had uh bangers. And she was real young when she started putting music out too, but then she had some, she had a big one with uh I actually jammed one. I can't remember the name of it right now. Yeah, I can't either. It was something about flip-flops or something.
SPEAKER_02Oh, she's dyslexic.
SPEAKER_04Oh, everyone's fine. Yeah, who cares? So funny. Big whoop, lady. Fucking try to someone who cares.
SPEAKER_01I'm not dyslexic, but I still can't spell.
SPEAKER_02Speaking of that, we'll get it. We're gonna have a spelling BL.
SPEAKER_04Shout out spelling. Let's get into it.
SPEAKER_02Shout out language arts.
SPEAKER_04Shout out LA. Shout out fucking.
SPEAKER_02Shout out my English teacher. Shout out uh reading.
SPEAKER_04Fucking shout out reading, dude. That's so sick.
SPEAKER_02ELA. They want to talk about something else that's kind of uh we've been talking about throughout the whole time of the show. This is about uh weed again. Hell yeah. It's back in the news. Blaze it. You can't anymore. Never mind.
SPEAKER_04Like at all. Don't blaze it, guys. You can't wink wink.
SPEAKER_01Unless it is CBD, it is fully illegal in Texas.
SPEAKER_02Really? Again? Yeah. Is that anything from Delta I think it's Delta 8, Delta 9, and any THC variant? Um it is illegal uh literally the 31st.
unknownWhoa.
SPEAKER_01So yesterday.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, you could uh from what I I think the the smoke shops, the last day to the sell anything with anything like that was the 30th. So if they had it the 31st still in their store or whatever, then they're fucked.
SPEAKER_04So people are stockpiling.
SPEAKER_02So and I think um I'm sure that's also where secret shoppers come in for that shit, you know? Oh yeah, they gotta send in secret shoppers.
SPEAKER_04Man, I had a but this is fine. I'll say I won't say any names. Maybe people from high school will listen to this. Maybe like some someone will know who I'm talking about, maybe not. But um I had a buddy in high school, which is a funny thing. I don't want to give too many details away. Alright, I had a I had a buddy in high school, and uh he used to do the secret, like he'd go in and try to buy alcohol from gas stations. And it kind of like a sting, you know what I mean? Like he was the decoy, and uh he would go in and try to buy, and it was always funny because he told us this, and all of us were like, yo, but you're a piece of shit. Like we he would act like the decoy for cops, but then he was also like he had problems, like alcohol and drugs. It's like but then he was also doing that as like a side gig, and it was always very funny to me that like he would do certain things and then just be like, Yeah, but I'm also a decoy on the weekends and I get these gas stations shut down. It's like, whoa. I don't know. That story was fucking dumb and I shouldn't have talked about it. We might have to cut that out.
SPEAKER_02I dude, I don't cut shit out unless it's never mind. We're not cutting it out. Unless it's fucking uh racist. According to I learned from Paul, uh no locations.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, did we yeah, we make sure we cut that out, huh? Good call on that.
SPEAKER_02Did you say a location?
SPEAKER_04Oh, you mean on ours? I did on Paul's. We're not supposed to talk oh, yeah, yeah. But we're not supposed to have locations on ours either. On any, apparently. People know exactly where we are. We named it after our neighborhood.
SPEAKER_02No, but they don't know. True. We didn't say the city. We but we did know we did say the name of my work where we met.
SPEAKER_04We talked about local legends. We talked about us being local legends in our city. That was our first like bit that we did. It was like, oh, we're gonna be local legends, and we said the city for sure.
SPEAKER_01The city was mostly like Paul is Ixnay on I think.
SPEAKER_02Well, maybe the we said Conro, that's more vague.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Joe.
SPEAKER_02Believe it. I'm not joking. I'm joking.
SPEAKER_04I don't care. Who the fuck? Who's gonna come? Paul has a genuine following, and people are crazy. We no one's gonna come fuck with us. That's it's not bro.
SPEAKER_02What if we get listeners from him or people from him and then they start listening?
SPEAKER_03Let a motherfucker try. Like, what's the worry? What are they gonna do? Kill us?
SPEAKER_02Well, it's your house, so I'm fine. That's good. Yeah, dude, we're fine. We're not saying street addresses. But you're putting it that way.
SPEAKER_04It's your house, okay? It is funny that we say the city, we say the neighborhood, and then I talk about vehicles in my driveway, and I'm like, yeah, you can't find us. Just look for the brown Astro van in Royal Forest. Yeah, anyways, that's now I gotta take that out. You're doing it. It's not a problem.
SPEAKER_02No one wait till we get famous, then it's a problem. You're gonna get squatted. Do you know what SWAT it is?
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_01That's it's stupid.
SPEAKER_02You don't want that.
SPEAKER_04I think it's a funny bit.
SPEAKER_01We're gonna be it's fucking stupid and a waste of resources.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, squat's hanging around doing nothing for the majority of the day. That's why we're training or something. Yo, that lava lamp's not doing shit. Sorry, what?
SPEAKER_01Anyways, the lava lamp is doing shit. Continue to watch it.
SPEAKER_02Did you uh did you see uh the wings that I posted on the Instagram? Wings?
SPEAKER_01Yes, wings. Oh chicken wings.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_04You saw that yes, it was national wing day. I was literally thinking, yeah, like angel wings for some reason. LOL. Angel Wings, that's funny. That's you. Um yes, I did. I saw you tossing some wings, and then I saw that you said it's national wing day. Yep. And then we were late, so we got be dubs last night.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were over there like I thought you were like I thought she was dying laughing.
SPEAKER_04Oh, she is.
unknownThat's funny.
SPEAKER_04That lava lamp's fucking, it looks pretty sick now that I talk shit about it. It's it's really putting on a show.
SPEAKER_02Uh shit. Um, I was talking about the the the weed thing earlier, right? Yes, weed's illegal now. Bummer. So yeah, under one under one gram is a state. What sorry, what'd you say?
SPEAKER_04No, you're good. I said it's a bummer if if y'all are into that kind of stuff. Like whoever's it.
SPEAKER_02I'm just saying it like just in case it's big news. It also gives us stuff to talk about. Yeah, it's big news. Under one gram, everything's a uh a felony at this point. What really? Yeah. Any possession? Yeah, under one gram state jail felony. Under a gram is a felony, up to 180 days to two years in jail, and up to a $10,000 fine.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_02One to four grams is a third degree felony felony, two to ten years with up to 10K. Four to four hundred grams, which makes sense once you start getting up to these. Yeah, it's like distribution numbers. Yeah, that's like, yeah. Second degree felony, two to twenty years, up to ten K. Over 400 grams, obviously a first degree felony, five to ninety-nine or to life. Up to 50k.
SPEAKER_04Bro, if anyone's getting life in prison for weed, I mean that's that's fucking crazy. That's a little ridiculous. That's so dumb.
SPEAKER_02That's insane. That is strictly insane.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's crazy. Did so did they go harsher on the penalties? Has it always been a felony for under a gram?
SPEAKER_02Um, so from what I remember, it was never not for not for flour.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I thought it was a mist a wiener for like anything under anything under like five grams.
SPEAKER_02It was it's when you man, dude, we we should have recorded on 7.10.
SPEAKER_03What's 710?
SPEAKER_02Upside down as oil. So another weed day.
SPEAKER_03Sick.
SPEAKER_02I only say that because we were in July last month.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I was I was at my grandma's the other day and I or I was at the at where she works, and it's a classic, but I always do it. I love doing it. I get the calculator and you type what yeah. No, I did boobies, and I just I flip it upside down and I just hand it to her. It's so fucking funny every time.
SPEAKER_00She just looks at it and goes, so funny.
SPEAKER_04It's just I'm fucking I'm 30. I spell out boobies on a calculator and hand it to my grandma. She goes, Child. It's so fun. Boobies is so funny. Boobs. Boobs. Shout out boobs. Shout out boobies. You typing it in right now? No. Oh. Oh well. Um we need to get a calculator in here.
SPEAKER_02You follow I mean you follow. You on the social media as much as I think you are? Hey man, what the hell's that mean? Are you? Not really. I try not to be.
SPEAKER_04On our social media spots.
SPEAKER_02On ours, like are you are you like looking at it? Like are you like following it?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I have the page. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, you know that you have the page, but like, I mean, are you mean? Are you like actually like looking at it every day to see who's liking it and who's doing like Yes. No, you're not. I swear. I swear, because someone just followed us. Oh, okay, maybe he is. Someone who was it? So you don't open my messages on purpose then. I purposely send He didn't open up.
SPEAKER_04Oh no, I don't open them. I don't open DMs. I don't. I'm like oh sorry. I saw a dog. I'm sorry. No, you're fine. Okay, it's a gold one.
SPEAKER_02I send my s I send the RSS page DMs from my personal page for stuff to talk about.
SPEAKER_04Sometimes I scroll reels on our RSS page and I send it to you personally because I think they're funny. But I forget that I'm on that page. I think that I'm just sending you reels as Josh, but I'm not, I'm doing it as the Royal Street Sessions podcast.
SPEAKER_02No, that's funny. I check it every time. I make sure every time. Yeah. Uh I mean, but yeah, that was I also wanted to see because yeah, we're getting some love. We're getting a lot of love lately. Yeah, it's exciting.
SPEAKER_04Our last like was uh Tristan. I saw that we're following more people than we have followers. Yeah. That's gotta change. That's that's a bummer.
SPEAKER_02By three. It's too many. It's three too many. By three people. It's because we're trying to reciprocate it.
SPEAKER_04No, I get it. We should probably should do that for like the first time.
SPEAKER_02See, like your sister, follow back. Don't follow her. So don't follow her back. Heck no, dude.
SPEAKER_04Shout out. Julie got her master's degree today. It's fucking sick.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, she's smarter than everyone. Way to go, congratulations. Extremely smart.
SPEAKER_01Amazing job doing such hard work.
SPEAKER_02She's great. I'm sorry you married Tristan, though.
SPEAKER_04That is a fucking bummer. I don't know how that happened. But you know, opposite detractor, whatever that is. Yeah, you love him. Me?
SPEAKER_00Yes, you.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Right then.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You did a look from Adam.
SPEAKER_04So that was a very physical bit on an audio medium.
SPEAKER_02Alright, here's another fact. Did you guys know that a dog's dream walk lasts an hour and seven minutes according to studies?
SPEAKER_04Like, what a pause.
SPEAKER_02A dog's dream? A dog's dream walk? Oh, like their ideal walk? Last an hour and seven minutes according to studies.
SPEAKER_04That's a very long walk.
SPEAKER_02The study found that an ideal walk includes around 16 properties to stop and sniff.
SPEAKER_01That's an excessive amount of stopping and sniffing.
SPEAKER_02That is an hour and seven minutes.
SPEAKER_04Wait, sorry, so I I I'm fucking lost. The perfect walk for a dog is an hour, seven minutes with 16 stops to smell things.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's very specific with the 16 opportunities to snoff stop and sniff, but that's where the hour comes in because the dog is doing its thing. Yeah, yeah. So the thing with fucking snopping and sniffing. That's what my brain wants to say. Snopping. That's like you heard it for a second. It says snuff, and then I said stop. Because my brain wants to say snopping and sniffing. A little snoffing and snipping. Because apparently I'm the Slexic and I sled, I sled. I said opportunities, sorry, properties when the word said opportunities.
SPEAKER_04Yo, you're on fire.
SPEAKER_02But speaking of dogs, my dog Winston Cook.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, shout out dogs.
SPEAKER_02You guys you met him at my birthday. He's a handsome boy. Yeah, with the curly hair. I love Winston.
SPEAKER_04Not in a weird way. Kind of in a weird way, actually. I'm not gonna lie about it.
SPEAKER_02Well, he's willing to be on our show. No, really? He's got a song, he's got a song coming out in September. Fuck yeah. And uh I talked to him today and he's willing to be on here, so that's gonna be pretty cool.
SPEAKER_04That's awesome. What that's so sick.
SPEAKER_02So prepare for another guest.
SPEAKER_04We have to make sure I have to get this room fixed before we have another guest. I feel bad putting people in this hot ass.
SPEAKER_01We got it. Do we we got a couple weeks?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, all right, good. I think that's a whole month. Literally, a whole month. Oh, it's a month away. Oh, he wants to do it before the song.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like right before okay, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02And if you don't, Otto, that's fine. He's fine. He's skinny, he's fine. No, it's hot in here. I don't want to do that to anyone else. It'll be fixed soon.
SPEAKER_04It'll be fixed within the next two episodes.
SPEAKER_02Paul did make it a good Paul was, I guess, for somebody that hasn't been in here, like us. You know, he made it his sweat, his sweat from his titties. Yeah, yeah. He did say that on the show.
SPEAKER_04Did he say it was hot?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he said, man.
SPEAKER_01Well, that was after we brought it up. Yeah, true.
SPEAKER_04Angel said, Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You said it's fucking hot in here. So hot. Paul responded with sweaty titties.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah, dude. I love Paul. It was just being Paul's amazing. Paul's the man. I got a buddy named Paul too. Paul, everyone named Paul's sick, bro.
SPEAKER_02Uh Sir Dolphin twitch.tv slash Sir underscore dolphin.
SPEAKER_04Yo, we hopped in his fucking D-O-L-L-F-I-N. Yes, Dolphin, not like the porpoise. Um we hopped in his live stream afterwards, after that episode. That was sick. I didn't realize you were in there for a minute. He's something squirrel. He's twitchy ship. Squirrel's a hilarious name, but yeah, I didn't realize that was you.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so the reason for the name, um, A, I am a little bit of a uh a Twitch slash spaz. Um also I've had the nickname Squirrel since like freshman year of high school. Um, I don't know if you've heard my hiccups ever. Yeah. But it sounds like a high-pitched squirrel bark. Yeah. Um, which I didn't even know was a fucking thing until I started hiccuping.
SPEAKER_03That was a good impression. That was way back.
SPEAKER_01No, I liked it. Um and the the reason the reason behind like me even learning that is I had I I went to Willis. It's a little more country.
SPEAKER_04Shout out, Dove City, boy.
SPEAKER_01So, like when I went when I was in school and I was hiccuping.
SPEAKER_04Remember to cut that out.
SPEAKER_01I had Oh fuck three! You fucking doxxed us. I had uh I had some very country friends, and one of them specifically was like, You sound like you're like a a high-pitched squirrel bark. And so I just took on the nickname squirrel and squirrel's bark? Is that what that is? Yes, it is called a bark.
SPEAKER_04That's cool. I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_01It's a very specific sound.
SPEAKER_04Squirrels are fucking awesome. They're so cute, dude. The morning. Yeah, squirrel. I didn't know they barked.
SPEAKER_01If I could own a squirrel, I would.
SPEAKER_04Dude, me too. I think it's not legal here. Why is it in there? Hey, everyone fucking settled. Angel gave us the hands to get settled.
SPEAKER_03Damn, bring it in.
SPEAKER_02Speaking of twitchy squirrel, shout out my love. Uh huh. Um, but another one that's willing to be in our show. Um you remember uh that food that you had, the the the The Fix by Umami.
SPEAKER_01No, Casa Umami Casa Umami.
SPEAKER_02Uh I got the thing. The fixed by PR.
SPEAKER_01Right here.
SPEAKER_02Taste taste the fix, Kas Umami. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04What about him?
SPEAKER_01Prior to Casa Umami, it was the fixed by PR.
SPEAKER_02So he's still. And it is still a truck. He still is. Oh, nice. The fixed by PR.
SPEAKER_04No, don't tell me PR is gonna come on.
SPEAKER_02PR is his name. He is willing to be on.
SPEAKER_04Yes, yo, get the fuck out of here. I love this podcast. That's so sick.
SPEAKER_02And I got one more that I'm gonna ask, and I'm sure they're willing to. And I'm also actually two more. I talked to one of them today. She cut my hair.
SPEAKER_03Um she's a legend. That's awesome.
SPEAKER_02When I told her, when I told her legend, she's like, I don't know about the word legend. I was like, girl, do you realize how many Mexicans, how many people's hair you've cut? I moved here when I was 13. I am 33, almost 34, and have been cutting my hair with her the whole time. What's her name? Her name is Erica. Shout out she owns Conroe Hair Salon.
SPEAKER_04Conroe Hair Salon, bro. Shout it out.
SPEAKER_02I told her today, and she was like, I don't know about the word legend. I was like, girl, you have no idea. Erica, I don't even care. You have no idea. That's just all you that's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01Even my brothers used to get their hair cut by this woman.
SPEAKER_02October?
SPEAKER_01October and and the other brother.
SPEAKER_02And my older brother. Hell yeah. My older brother.
SPEAKER_01The one that stands like you, bro.
SPEAKER_02Let's go tone.
SPEAKER_01I mean, the only brother that he has, yeah. Shout out Tony.
SPEAKER_02We might not FaceTime him later. I stand like him.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, sure, true, true. Sorry, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I got the whole my whole vibe. Everything I wear is from him. That's so sick, bro. But no, I did I did have I have a couple of guests, a few guests actually willing to be on the show.
SPEAKER_01We still have one that we would like to ask, but we haven't yet.
unknownWho?
SPEAKER_04Oh, wait, can we not say it? Don't say it, don't say it. That's fine. Chicas. Chicas. That is the third one. Who's this? The third one.
SPEAKER_01The ones you got the kettle corn call. Kettle corn and the ice cream and the lemonades.
SPEAKER_04Oh, the food truck. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, sorry. I correct. Yeah, full disclosure. I'm drinking a lot of vodka. And it's it's I'm not doing great. Yeah, okay, yeah. Chicas. The purple food truck.
SPEAKER_01It's blue.
SPEAKER_04Blue, blue, blue.
SPEAKER_02It's blue like her laptop case, actually. Oh, really? Literally. Yeah, it's my favorite shade of blue specifically. Memory of it. Nice. Okay, sick. Either way, um Chicas. I told Bree I was like, some some guests, I mean, they don't always we don't always have to like I guess force them or obligate them to come to the studio. Um, but my job, I think, is willing to let me borrow a building. Oh, hell yeah. There's plenty of buildings. I love that, man. I love that. No, this is that's so sick, dude.
SPEAKER_04This podcast is so fun.
SPEAKER_02I just think I uh I think it's time for us to use my connections. We've had we have a lot of connections that we've had since Southern Star, and I think it's finally time to like. But they're not just connections too, they're they're friends.
SPEAKER_01They're such amazing people for sure. Like every single one of them has they're they're just such a kind heart. It's amazing.
SPEAKER_04That's the coolest thing about people is everyone's got a story to be told. Oh, yeah. That's so sick.
SPEAKER_02Correct.
SPEAKER_04Whether it's small business owner or fucking weird tradesman, like whatever you got going on, man. Like, there's something to be told. That's so sick.
SPEAKER_02Just like uh Tristan.
SPEAKER_04I'm drunk, bro.
SPEAKER_03I'm so sorry. I got drunk. I'm so pumped on this podcast.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, M9M man. So many people have so many good stories.
SPEAKER_04I really hope this podcast can like encapsulate what I really want. Oh man, I'm so excited.
SPEAKER_03Oh, don't do this to me right now, Angel.
SPEAKER_02Um, I don't know why I had to do that, but I fucking love it. I needed to do that. My brain told me that. Actually, I do know. Um, I am an adult now, and uh tools get me excited.
SPEAKER_04I can't believe I haven't even got into mine.
SPEAKER_02I have I I randomly threw you off and and switched the whole vibe of what we were talking about.
SPEAKER_03No, but we're killing it, dude.
SPEAKER_02This is great. But I have a 12-in-1 ratcheting screwdriver now.
SPEAKER_04Those are the best. Husky brand shit's pretty good.
SPEAKER_03Oh, get the fuck out of here with that.
SPEAKER_04Put it closer to the mic for real. Get it as close as possible.
SPEAKER_03I think that's as close as it gets.
SPEAKER_04I got no snare on my headphones. Turn me up, bro.
SPEAKER_02Oh. All right, let's be able to do that. Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead. I think Bree was trying to tell me to do this. Oh, what?
SPEAKER_04Uh I got fucking goosebumps, dude. That shit's doing something to my fucking nibble.
SPEAKER_02So did Bree, but not the good ones.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Bree doesn't like you don't like asthma? Okay, no, so there's certain ASMR I do not like. Um it depends on how it hits my nerves. Um, example, if you go over a road that has been freshly like torn apart.
SPEAKER_02In the middle of being I'm sorry, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Ready to getting prepped to like be re-graveled.
SPEAKER_02Talking about chunky gravel.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. How I'm gonna do it. Yeah. Like when you're driving down it, it like. Yes, yes. My my brain can't, I I I don't know, I glitch. Um, I'm okay driving for like a a couple of minutes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But the further we go, the more I'm like, I have to like kind of like shiver out like the feeling that's in my like it it hits like kind of like the back of my like where my brain and my neck kind of.
SPEAKER_04That's your Medulla oblongata, bruh.
SPEAKER_01I don't like that. That's your brainstem.
SPEAKER_04Dude, speaking of roads making good noises, that 1097 bridge going towards the village that you were talking about where that that farmer's market is. If you're going 70 miles an hour, that betch you can't. There are how many miles I got. I love that bridge. You counted them? That's crazy autistic.
SPEAKER_02I think it's 73 or 72.
SPEAKER_04Really? Yeah. That's a lot more than I thought it'd be. But that that bridge is sick.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's a good bridge.
SPEAKER_04That's a good bridge, bro. Can I get through some of my notes real quick? I got it just because I'm gonna kick myself if I don't get through them. July challenge is over. Very tired of doing push-ups. Excited that's the case. LeBron's going to Philadelphia.
SPEAKER_02You're going so fast.
SPEAKER_04I just want to hammer them out. We don't need to talk about them.
SPEAKER_02Okay, you're right. The July challenge is over because we are in August. LeBron went. Yeah, it's over.
SPEAKER_04LeBron went to the Philadelphia 76ers. Shout out LeBron. That is huge. Yes, it's big. That happened literally a week ago. We should have brought it up earlier, but it's fine.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're right.
SPEAKER_04Uh, I had a guy call me the other day. No, no, all right. So I'm drunk. Let me try to explain this how I can. You know how like those the scammers can like spoof numbers? So they call you off a number that looks legit like an 832 or a nine, you know, or like a 936. Yeah, they just like spoof. Exactly. Yeah. So I got called from a 936 number and I was like, oh, I didn't answer it. I missed the call. I forgot about it. Called the number back like four hours later and was like, hey, I missed a call from this number. Didn't because I got a lot going on with the HVAC and stuff. I didn't know who called me. Call it back, and this guy answers. And it was a dude that was definitely like in the middle of overdosing on heroin. This guy was so fucked up, bro. It was crazy. Called this guy and he's like, Hello, dude, this is like 5 p.m. And I was like, hey man, I missed a number, or I missed a call from this number, and he's like, Oh man, I ain't I didn't call you. And I was just like, yo, that was so sick. Excuse me, sorry.
SPEAKER_02A woman did that.
SPEAKER_04But anyways, anyways, that was one of the notes. I wrote wrong number, comma, OD, comma, heroin. And then uh spelling bee. Definitely gonna do that a different day.
SPEAKER_01And then oh wait, wait, before you just just roll over before you just ghost past steamroll that one.
SPEAKER_02Go ahead. The spelling bee was supposed to be on today's episode, but uh things okay. No, we're not just gonna throw you out of the bus like that. Sorry. But things happened, and we're not ready for that exactly like we want it to be. So we're gonna record that separately.
SPEAKER_01That's gonna be a a little bit. It's gonna be a little bit good separate content.
SPEAKER_03That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02It'd be fun.
SPEAKER_03It'll be 20 minutes on video.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. It'll be good on YouTube. It'll be a longer Instagram slash. I think we need to make a TikTok. I think we need to make some more socials. I'll add some words. It's all good. I think we need to add I think we need more socials. I like it. I think we need to make a Facebook. That's gonna blow us up, in my opinion. Blow us up more. Yeah. Because Facebook. Just yes. Old school.
SPEAKER_01I get on Facebook more than anything else. Okay, but for marketplace and the the neighborhood. Half of our well, I can't even speak sp statistics, but a portion of our people, I'm sure, are more on Facebook than Instagram.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and we're getting old, huh? That's a bummer. We got boomer audiences.
SPEAKER_01The reason that I say that is because I actually share to Facebook. Like from my Instagram. Um, like when we do stories, I share to both my Instagram and my Facebook.
SPEAKER_02Do you really?
SPEAKER_01Yes. That is actually how one of our followers found me.
SPEAKER_02You can find so Facebook owns Instagram, obviously. So you got that option. But I don't I'm saying we need to make a Facebook because yes, more people see her uh more I guess, yeah, more of other people see on her Facebook.
SPEAKER_04We get more, yeah, we get more traffic on Facebook.
SPEAKER_02And and then in general, more traffic. I have yet to post a a post in general just to say that hey guys, I started a new podcast on Facebook? I have yet to do, did I?
SPEAKER_04Very early on. Because remember, I commented and was like, I'm the friend. Oh, like I started a podcast with a friend, but that was literally within the first three episodes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that was prior uh chat GP Bree.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that was before anything.
SPEAKER_02Well either way, I didn't know Facebook isn't even a name. I think Facebook is the one that's gonna help us.
SPEAKER_04Like Bam.
SPEAKER_02You know, but at the same time I don't care, and at the same time I do care. I hate it. Oh hell yeah. My brain's like no, my brain's like, uh yeah, do this because like this is something you've always wanted for the rest of your whole life. Hell yeah. But at the same time, like I don't care because like this we already have a job. The and this is for fun. It's so fun.
SPEAKER_01The follower that we have from my job found us because of a Facebook post that I posted. Yeah, so there's that. Nice that's part of the reason I'm like, yeah, we should do like a Facebook because not everybody is on Instagram, or some people choose Facebook over Instagram. They have both. I have more people.
SPEAKER_02I think I get on Facebook more than Instagram. I have more people on Facebook.
SPEAKER_04Marketplace, I have the uh the I think I already said this, but I have the the neighborhood page I go to a lot. If I'm on Facebook, it's because of marketplace or the neighborhood page.
SPEAKER_01There's two neighborhood pages.
SPEAKER_04I saw that, yeah.
SPEAKER_02We got beef in our neighborhood, the official and the non-official.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we have the people that want to abolish the HOA and then people that are like, I just live here and want to see the Can I lighten the mood?
SPEAKER_01Please do the nonsense.
SPEAKER_04Wait, no, no, no. I have one more thing on my notes. I'm really sorry. Go ahead. Please tell me it's a joke. Oh, that's so exciting. Oh my god. Don't mock me. Angel, do you have an Evench Sevenfold shirt, sick burp? Uh event sevenfold shirt? I never own a shirt. No, I do not. I'm working on a new theory. So I have two theories, and one of them I just realized one of them is racist and one of them is um one of them is uh misogynistic.
SPEAKER_01What you got?
SPEAKER_02What you got? And I'm starting again in attraction. Is that A7X? Unfold something? Sure.
SPEAKER_04Um I know it's A7X. I believe you. It's the later one. I'm I'm not a big fan. So I'm working on two things. And I'm gonna say both of them, and it's literally it goes against both of y'all's people. What's up? I didn't mean to talk while you were talking, I'm sorry. No, we're good, bro.
SPEAKER_01Continue.
SPEAKER_04Everything's fucking great.
SPEAKER_01Okay, misogynistic.
SPEAKER_04I have a misogynistic theory and I have a racist theory. And I realize that I probably shouldn't say either of them on the air.
SPEAKER_01No, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04The one I've been working on for years, and I stand by this. Women don't know history, and that's not a bad thing.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04Continue. You don't disagree, and that's okay. And then my other, my newest theory that I'm working on is hear what you said? You don't disagree. Do you think you know history? She flipped you off.
SPEAKER_05I don't blame you.
SPEAKER_01It is a bad theory. I know a little. And that's the thing. You gotta ask me a question.
SPEAKER_04What year did World War II happen?
SPEAKER_01Fuck, don't ask me a question.
SPEAKER_04Exactly, bro. They don't know. And that's not a bad thing. Y'all don't need to know. Y'all, y'all are great. But like 1907, that's crazy if you read it. Louisiana Purchase.
SPEAKER_02Oh, no. Sorry.
SPEAKER_04Okay. No, no, no. But my newest theory is that. Okay, what's the racist one? The racist one is that I think every Mexican, at least in Texas, from my knowledge, owns an Avenged Sevenfold shirt.
SPEAKER_01Angel does not.
SPEAKER_04So yeah, that's why I'm asking. I'm trying to build a theory.
SPEAKER_02Wait, what was the thing?
SPEAKER_04What was the statistic? Every Mexican in Texas, every Mexican man in Texas owns an Avenged Sevenfold shirt.
SPEAKER_01You should probably put like an age limit on that though, too.
SPEAKER_04Every Mexican under the age of 35 owns an Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt. Okay, Angel still doesn't. I'm the no then. How old are you? 33. New theory. Every Mexican male in Texas below the age of 32 owns an Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt. Every Mexican I went to high school with owns it, and that was a lot of Mexicans. My school was like 90% Hispanic. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Sorry, babe. Name other bands. I might have that say it.
SPEAKER_04I mean, that's my theory, but let's say my chemical romance for y'all. Y'all have a type. Uh no, Pierce the Veil.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_04No, Pierce the Veil?
SPEAKER_02Neither.
SPEAKER_04Um, let's go. What's the one? I'm not good because this isn't my genre. It's just a theory I'm working on. But what's the one? It's not my chemical romance. Fuck me, man. What the TV crapped out again. We're gonna figure this out. Oh, there it is. There's a little something. Continue. A little miniature burp for it. That's cool.
SPEAKER_02John can't John. His name is Josh.
SPEAKER_01Why do you keep calling me?
SPEAKER_03You called me John last week, too, you son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_02You can't burp. I can't.
SPEAKER_04Miserable people know. Um what's another no fucking why am I blanking on the name of this man? It's huge.
SPEAKER_02Follow boy?
SPEAKER_04No. That's too white. No. You're going crazy white. No. It's in the same vein as like A7X, Pierce the Veil.
SPEAKER_02Social distortion?
SPEAKER_04Panic at the disco? It's not. That is way off. It's not panic. No, that's a decent guess. It's not panic. That is way off from A7X, though. Chat GP Bree, please Google. No, no, no. Scratch that. Sorry. Scratch all that. Look up bands similar to Pierce the Veil. Bring me the horizon.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I can. You have a shirt? I don't have a shirt, but I lit I did jam the fuck out of them.
SPEAKER_04No, they're great. It's a new theory I'm working on. The women don't know history is a better theory.
SPEAKER_02Shout out all these things. Okay, okay. Shout out to the thing.
SPEAKER_01My question is what is your st your statistics behind that? Besides me not knowing shit, because I just sucked at history and English, apparently.
SPEAKER_04So, all right, let me try to tone it down. I am drunk and I'm sorry. And I'm this podcast is going off the rails, and I'm sorry. My genuine thoughts on this. The the Avenge Sevenfold and the Mexican things, I was trying to be funny, but it is a new theory I'm working on. My theory about women not knowing history is a theory I've been working on. I'm not bullshitting for like three years. And I bring it up to a lot of women, ones that I know won't get offended, like you, my mother, my wife, my sibling. Yeah. I bring it up to them. It stands, man. Women don't know history.
SPEAKER_01I can tell you things that happened, I cannot tell you when they exactly.
SPEAKER_04That's kind of my thing. And it's not like a bad thing, and it sounds like I'm going super ampere.
SPEAKER_01Because women are very involved in history. Well, I wasn't even gonna say that. I was gonna say very um they remember dates. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Normally. However,
SPEAKER_02Add to your sist statistics. Please do. You can meet my sisters.
SPEAKER_04No, so they don't know history. So here's the thing. Alright, so no, what I mean by this, and I don't mean it in a rude way, I swear to god, I don't mean it in a rude way, but when I say this, I hope you're listening, Luis Antonio.
SPEAKER_02What's her name? My brother. Oh, Luis. I was like, her name's Luise?
SPEAKER_04Um Tony. Tony. Shout out, Tony. Luis Antonio. All right. So when I say these things, I genuinely I don't mean them in like a hurtful way. I think um so like things that I consider common history. Does that make sense? Things that I consider common history, I feel like the women in my life do not know that. And that's just a very like bro.
SPEAKER_02You sound like the fucking guy, the whatever podcast. What is that? The dude, the whatever podcast.
SPEAKER_04What's the whatever podcast? I've never heard of that.
SPEAKER_02It's just a guy who uh like has like a bunch of shit ton of women.
SPEAKER_04Oh the band sphere shit. He gets like OnlyFans girls on, he goes, You're a piece of shit. No, that's uh that's another guy. That's uh shout out that guy.
SPEAKER_02You're thinking of Marlon Gaines. Maybe he's very uh neither of them are jacked.
SPEAKER_04I was just saying because the name Marlon Gaines, he should be jacked.
SPEAKER_02Well, it's funny, his name, his podcast name is a fresh fit podcast, so he's a fresh, he's a fit guy, but he's not like huge.
SPEAKER_04Did you watch the Louis Thoreau Manosphere doc on Netflix?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_04All right, we're going all over the place. Go ahead. Sorry, what were you saying? Or either one of y'all would take hey, take over.
SPEAKER_02I'm over it, bro. I'm done. But what were we even talking about?
SPEAKER_01We were talking about his theories, and uh women don't know history. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's not a bad thing. Oh no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_03I don't mean it negative.
SPEAKER_04I get it, I get it. Y'all don't know history. Y'all don't know, like so like the one I asked.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I didn't either, so I'm upset. You don't know when World War II happened. I don't remember 1812?
SPEAKER_04All right, stop. See, I don't remember.
SPEAKER_01I know that that date's important. I can't remember.
SPEAKER_04Well, there's the war of 1812, is why you're remembering that number. Okay, but there's the war of 1812. And then when is it?
SPEAKER_021812. The Civil War. The answer to the Civil War or World War II. Whatever question you asked earlier.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so here's the thing. I asked Bree when that's my go-to question. But I think it is, yes, I think it is super biased to me, and I I know that running the experiment of this theory. I was obsessed with World War II growing up. I feel like it's common knowledge, but I know that it's not. Like, I understand that. So I do ask other questions, like the Civil War.
SPEAKER_02It is common knowledge, unfortunately.
SPEAKER_04I think it is, but like when I ask someone like Bree, when is World War II? It's not, it is kind of a gotcha question. Like, I don't expect like I don't know, it's just not like I don't expect you to know. It's not in a bad way, but like I don't, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Like it's not a bad thing. That's the question homeboy asks on whatever podcast. That's the first question he asks. His name is Brian Atlas. Oh, really? He has the same theory. Well, he has a he has a podcast that lets women go speak their shit, but they're also he's also a dick.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah. Yeah, no, most of the time. He's also a fucking dick. Oh, yeah, yeah. You've never seen that? Those videos of that.
SPEAKER_01Yo, there's that girl who looks like a dick.
SPEAKER_04You know what's crazy? That's remember like four fucking episodes ago, we were talking about I told you girls are doing weird shit. They're crossing eyes and sucking dick now. That lady is doing the thing in the fucking picture. Yeah, the fucking That's what these girls do now.
SPEAKER_02They cross eyes. Don't know the term.
unknownIt's perverted. Don't know the term.
SPEAKER_02It's like you're Tristan told me that's identity. You're being choked. It's idiot. Yeah, yeah. It's like you're being choked.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but you can't be choked sexy in real life. Like when you get choked, you you die. I mean, that's a real consciousness. That's a dom shit. Whatever. All right, let's not let's hop off this subject, bro.
SPEAKER_00This is crazy.
SPEAKER_01We're gonna totally switch topics. We do.
SPEAKER_04Um women know history, y'all are great.
SPEAKER_01Why are shoemakers such good people?
SPEAKER_04Why are shoemakers such good people?
SPEAKER_03Because you I mean, you need shoes.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_02You need shoes, you need sandals. You need a cobbler and you need some peach cobblers out there.
SPEAKER_04Yo, peach cobblers is such a sick fucking reference for cobblers. I love that. I love that.
SPEAKER_02Remind us of Joker.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01John, you son of a bitch. Why are shoemakers such good people?
SPEAKER_04Man, you just need good people out there. Why are shoemakers good people, baby?
SPEAKER_03Why are shoemakers good people? Because they have good souls. Fucking hey, that's good.
SPEAKER_04Mistawiener, good souls. What's the last one that was good? Lipstick. No, lipstick was perverted and disgusting, and I don't agree with that. Physician was very funny. Is it because of her vagina? Is that is it because of our lipstick?
SPEAKER_03He's all the vagina.
SPEAKER_04Man, we have fun on the show, don't we? Golly, this is fun. Anyways, 21 weeks straight. Look at us. That's so sick. Except that one week we had to fill in. But that's great. People don't know about that.
SPEAKER_02You know, it takes 21 times to become a habit.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that is actually a theory. Now we're a habit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We're almost a habit. It's 21 days. One more week.
SPEAKER_04I think it's 21 days they talk about for physical habits. Yeah, yeah. I just said the 21 though. No, yeah, that's a good reference. I actually didn't heard that in forever. Six hours. Stupid. Yo, we gotta get video because I my video? I have to because the drunken nonsense that I'm talking right now, it's all physical bits. And Tristan's listening, and he's one of our 19 listeners, and he gets it. He gets that I'm doing physical bits right now.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so I'm realizing after listening to episode 19 after it was released. Yeah. Um you and him have a lot of the same vocal expressiveness.
SPEAKER_04Mannerisms. We're the same dude.
SPEAKER_01You pretty much are. Like listening to y'all, it sounds like y'all are practically the same.
SPEAKER_04For whoever didn't catch 19, this is gonna be 21. Let me just run you. Uh if you didn't catch it, brief history of Tristan and I. We've spent countless hours together. Wait too many hours. We have the same vernacular. We say the same shit, we react to things the same.
SPEAKER_01You definitely react to things the same.
SPEAKER_04Identically. His muscles are bigger. Tristan's? Angel, you know that hurt. Angel, you know that hurt. But that's the thing. I'm a proud, I'm very proud of the fact that he's jacked now. It's so sick. You saw that screenshot of the one he sent?
SPEAKER_02I know.
SPEAKER_04I made the video.
SPEAKER_02I know. Oh, yeah, we talked about this already.
SPEAKER_04Hey, y'all. We're doing good.
SPEAKER_02Sup.
SPEAKER_04Sup. Yo, this is this one's off the rails.
SPEAKER_02No, it's not. Are we not? Are we good? I think you are, but we're good. No, I am off the rails.
SPEAKER_04I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02I'll be over. Sup.
SPEAKER_04S. Alright, I'm banging the button.
SPEAKER_02You made me laugh. It's pretty funny. Uh Tristan, though. Tyraston. I threw everybody out.
SPEAKER_04Shout out to your Rex, though. T-Rex. Shout out T-Rex. Shout out to Tyrannosaurus Rex. Shout out fucking T Dollassign. I love Tristan so much.
SPEAKER_02If people actually interacted with our social media and told us what they actually really like and what they don't like, then I feel like Tristan would be like a good one that they always want on here.
SPEAKER_04I think Tristan could become a regular for sure.
SPEAKER_01Or you know whether they actually like my dad jokes or not.
SPEAKER_04I I don't give a fuck if the audience likes them. I love them. I don't care. That's one of those bits that I don't care if we become a world famous podcast eventually. I want those dad jokes every week. I love them.
SPEAKER_01I got one more thing, and it's not really a dad joke. Um, it's I mean it's a joke, but it's different. Okay. So nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
SPEAKER_04Scattered, scattered tacos.
SPEAKER_02Scat.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Angel. What are we doing?
SPEAKER_02I'm talking about that kind of scat. Oh, you're not talking about shit porn. No. Okay, I got you.
SPEAKER_04My bad. My bad. I thought you were talking about scat porn.
SPEAKER_01I got one more.
SPEAKER_04Oh, please. I need it.
SPEAKER_01I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
SPEAKER_04Quack of dawn is so good. I thought it was gonna be a cock joke. That's so funny. Quack of Dawn is so fucking good. I gotta stop swearing on this. Eventually I'm gonna tell my daddy about this podcast, and I can't be swearing so much. He doesn't like when I cut. Yeah. Hey, hey, for the entire for the for all of our listeners, they're making fun of me when they say yeah, yeah. Because I say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing I do.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no. Let me let me tell the listeners. Let me tell the listeners that I'm a piece of shit that says yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01You're not a piece of shit. For one. For two, it's better than that's fun. That's fun.
SPEAKER_02Oh I was ready for that one. That's fun. Guys, that's fun.
SPEAKER_04I'm so excited to see.
SPEAKER_02But he has said it though. This podcast's so fun.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, but that's different, right? I mean, this podcast is so fun. That's different.
SPEAKER_02We're having so much fun. All right, we're gonna switch it up, alright? We're gonna switch it up with some little uh facts.
SPEAKER_04I love that.
SPEAKER_02These are some uh things that humans physically cannot do.
SPEAKER_04I I'll put that to the test right now. Oh Jesus, you tried to test me with one earlier and I didn't do it. Is one of them you can't lick your elbow?
SPEAKER_02No. Ready? Ready? You cannot breathe and swallow at the same time.
SPEAKER_04I've tried this one, you can't do it. If I can't do it, no one in the world can do it. You can't do it.
SPEAKER_02Did you try did you think I can't do it?
SPEAKER_04You can't do it because it's it, but they both involve the esophagus. I was gonna say, do you think the listeners tried it? What it is is trying your little epiglottis. It's your epiglottis. Yeah. It's trying to activate your epiglottis in the middle of a movement, and you can't do it. It's it's a scientific. This one I do always. Dr. Josh says that's a scientific fact.
SPEAKER_01Your epiglottis is. Everybody trusts Dr.
SPEAKER_04Josh. Dr. Josh says you can't do that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's a butt doctor. You should know. Yo, we can't do that. What are those called? What are those called? It's a uh It's not a pulmonologist. That's a sleep. That's a sleep doctor.
SPEAKER_04Don't don't bring it up, but don't tell me. It's a butt doctor, is a uh son of a biscuit, dude. I can't think of it. Just cover your eyes. Yeah, I'm not gonna cover it. I just want to see it. I don't care anymore. Oh, nice, you get two screens. Yo, Chat GP Bree's on fucking fire tonight. I wanted to see it. Did you find it? Did you find a butt doctor? Rectalologist.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's right here on the couch.
SPEAKER_04Yo, you're on fire. Y'all are both on fire tonight. Roasting my ass.
SPEAKER_02So is your butthole from that?
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh! He can't be stopped!
SPEAKER_02He's walling out.
SPEAKER_04I I broke the mic standard.
SPEAKER_01Okay, no, what is the name that you would think?
SPEAKER_04Give me the letter that it starts with. I bet I get it.
SPEAKER_01P.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's right. Poopologist? No, it's a P. What is it? A I don't know. Proctologist? A proctologist duh. It's a prostate exam. I'm dumb as fuck. Oh, yeah, it's a good point. I'm so dumb. Proctologist. Thank you, Chad.
SPEAKER_01You're welcome.
SPEAKER_02Uh what were you saying? Sorry, number two. A pulmonologist is a sleep doctor. That is not a fact from here, but it is.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah. Shout out those.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes I think she needs to. She used to need to see one. She has fixed her sleeping snoring. She has fixed it. You guys, there's ways.
SPEAKER_01It's because I snored really bad. I started using two pillows. Oh, yeah, bad. Like really bad.
SPEAKER_04What kind of snore?
SPEAKER_01Did you do like the cute, like no, no, no, no, no. Like mine was like a grown-ass man like snoring.
SPEAKER_02My grandpa in the next room.
SPEAKER_04My grandma used to tell me to shake the house.
SPEAKER_02And I unfortunately I am a light sleeper.
SPEAKER_01He used to like shake me like in the middle of the night to like wake me up.
SPEAKER_02And trust me, I felt guilty.
SPEAKER_01Um, which at one point I was like, don't move to the couch. Make me move to the couch. Like, I'm the one fucking up your sleep.
SPEAKER_04My grandma slept on the couch for a long time because she would say she would shake the house. She had a house built in the 40s. She would be like, Yo, I'll shake the foundation with my snoring. Yeah. Shout out, Mamma, dude. She snores hard as hell. That's my girl.
SPEAKER_01I've changed my pillow setup like, I don't know, four to five times since we've been together. Nice.
SPEAKER_04She finally figured it out. I finally Are you a side sleeper or a back sleeper?
SPEAKER_01I am a side sleeper.
SPEAKER_04Apparently, my boss was telling me recently he got a pillow specified for side sleepers where the arm is a cutout and it's typically. I don't remember the name. No, hers isn't it. He was telling me about it. It's not, dude, this one has like a bend for your arm because the arm goes in it. I have shoulder problems because of the way I sleep. My arm goes in, but apparently it has like a cove for your arm to lay in, and it's like it sits on your neck properly so that you don't snore. That's what he was telling me. I don't know. You know, I don't I don't know the brand.
SPEAKER_01I have the mellow pillow um and also a pillow under it because just the mellow pillow itself is too flat to the colour. Mellow pillow? Yes. Um M-E-L-L-O-W.
SPEAKER_02Just O, just O. M O W. Oh, no W? Yeah, I don't think it's that. Um Wow, look at that crazy. Yeah, what the fuck just happened?
SPEAKER_04We got a green screen all of a sudden. That was really weird. What is happening with the TV? The computer is being weird. That's crazy. Sorry. Anyway, yeah, yeah, sorry. Um I've never seen that.
SPEAKER_01That and like a like a smaller pillow under it. Nice. Um, like a more flat one. Because of the fact that I've learned I can't be too raised or else I get like a crook in my neck and my neck hurts all fucking the air. Um but if I lay too flat, then I'm definitely snoring. Um I'm 99% a uh side sleeper.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Um you sleep with one pillow?
SPEAKER_01I sleep with two.
SPEAKER_04But what so the smaller one underneath the one you were talking about?
SPEAKER_01Yes, and that's the one that has like a groove for my neck and then also like a groove for like the front of the pillow has like a groove for like my arm.
SPEAKER_04Because Amber sleeps with two of them. I only sleep with one pillow.
SPEAKER_01I can't.
SPEAKER_04I've never slept with it. I need it like my head like tilted, tilted.
SPEAKER_02I switched between one big, thick, long one or two uh very soft paws on that.
SPEAKER_04That was crazy. Thick, long, firm one. One thick, long one was so funny. I'd missed it. I'm too drunk to even catch that. Uh but um that's great.
SPEAKER_02No, I don't know why I did that.
SPEAKER_0421 has been a great episode, man. Fuck, this is good. Are you ending it? No, no, no. Sorry, yeah. I'm just I'm I'm actually great, man. I'm actually pretty drunk. And I'm never very drunk.
SPEAKER_01Back from the pulmonology. I'll do a four-hour episode.
SPEAKER_04We're gonna go back to the facts. No, no, back to the pulmonology.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no, no. Next fact.
SPEAKER_02We figured out the oh, y'all were getting it back on track. Yo, y'all are killing me. We called her out already on her snoring. We're we need we can move on to that. We can move on from that now, I think. But thank you, love. Sorry, she did change her ways of sleeping for me. But she's comfortable. Yeah, good. You're a squirrel too. Uh another one. You can't see your eyes move in a mirror.
SPEAKER_04Bro, what? No shit. You can't look at I've done that before, though.
SPEAKER_02I've done that. I'm like, oh. You try to watch your own eyes in a mirror? So I'll I'll look at my eyes, but like I'll move my head only.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that yeah, it's like the drunk people and they're like, follow my pin, and they go, Oh, I'm like, No, you're not doing it right.
SPEAKER_01Follow my pin with your eyes. Not your head. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And they just they yeah, it's bad.
SPEAKER_02No, I do that all the time, though. I like I'll look at not all the time, but like, oh, like look at myself.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, Yeah, I'll do that. That's always a funny thing about because I'm I'm drunk right now, so this is hidden home. But you know that I know y'all aren't drinking all, but then like that that drunk feeling of like being drunk. It just happened to me, is why I'm bringing it up. So like you get drunk and you're having fun, and then you go, I gotta go piss. And you do that thing where you're washing your hands or you look in the mirror, and that first look at yourself in the mirror when you're drunk, and you go, Whoa, dude, that's what it looks like right now.
SPEAKER_03You look in your own eyes and you go, Whoa, I look fucking crazy. Oh no. I never doing it.
SPEAKER_02I'll never forget all the time. Yeah, I'll never forget like one of the first times I got drunk in Austin. I'll never forget in my cousin's apartment. He was still in high school. High school in college. Yeah, yeah, sure. And I'll never forget, it was Bud Lights.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you got hammered off butt BL's?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Really?
SPEAKER_02First time ever.
SPEAKER_04How old were you? Oh, you don't have to say that if it's like implicating.
SPEAKER_02Nah, who cares? How old were you? I graduated after it was like nine, I was like 19. Whoa, you didn't get drunk till you were an adult? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I didn't really party. Oh, nice. That's cool. Actually, I think I'm lying.
SPEAKER_01You're lying.
SPEAKER_02I'm lying.
SPEAKER_01I know you're lying.
SPEAKER_02I'm such a liar. I was really high school. I was drinking four locos in the parking lot, and I was uh my last like three weeks of high fucking senior year.
SPEAKER_04Oh, but you were still like 18.
SPEAKER_02I was younger. You're younger though, right?
SPEAKER_04You're were you 17 when you graduated? No, I was 18 when I graduated.
SPEAKER_01No, he was actually 18 when he graduated. I was 17 when I graduated. But I didn't start drinking. Uh well, so outside of my outside of my family, it was only with one friend and I was like 16. Yeah, I think I was 16. Um, I did get actually pretty fucked up. It was Jack and Coke. Oops. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I was at my friend's house with her and her her guy at the time. Um didn't go anywhere, didn't drive, didn't I literally like for a legal reason? Went there stayed home. I mean, stayed at her house like for the whole night, whatever. Um I I was I was pretty fucked up that night. Um I learned jump well it didn't it doesn't help that the guy was like making like pouring more jack in every single drink. Like the next drink was more jack and it was like fuck. So I was like, I my first time getting really fucked up, I ended up just like sleeping pretty much over the toilet. It was pretty bad.
SPEAKER_04That's about everyone's first time.
SPEAKER_01And then my 21st birthday, like I didn't get that fucked up, honestly. Like I was out with a bunch of older people. Well, I say older, they were older compared to me at the time. They were like family friends of mine that I've known for years. We went out, um I stayed at one of their houses just out of safety. Um I got kind of fucked up, but I I had been worse already prior to that. Um the fucking lawnmower guys um actually ended up kind of waking me up early the next morning. I drove back home. You're on a toy. Uh not not that the the not on my 21st birthday. That was a couple of years. Oh, wait, what the young guys?
SPEAKER_04All right, so two things. One, you were talking, you were telling that story, and two things clicked to me. One, I don't remember what I did on my 21st birthday. I don't think it was that memorable. It wasn't a crazy thing.
SPEAKER_01I didn't get blackout drunk, so there's that.
SPEAKER_04Two, you said the lawnmowers. Yo, me and my boys used to get fucked up on lawnmowers. Do you remember the beer lawnmowers? Oh, yeah. Yo, that I totally I'm 30 now. From the age of 22 to 25, that was my beer, bro. And I drank copious amounts of lawnmower. That's so funny. I totally forgot about that until you just said that. I used to get hammered on lawnmowers. Yo, we got kicked out of a bowling alley on lawnmowers. That's crazy. Shout out U of H bowling alley. Shout out Casey. That boy still uses his student pass to go bowling at U of H bro 31. He goes, I'm a fucking, I'm a student. He's 31. That's so funny. I missed a call from him earlier today. I gotta call him back.
SPEAKER_02Bro, the bowling alley, listen to this.
unknownFuck.
SPEAKER_04Shout out to U of H bowling alley. No, we didn't. I'm sorry, sorry, sir. I'm stealing Valor. We didn't get kicked out. We got cut off. We got cut off. I said, Can I get another lawnmower? And they said, nah, the management said we gotta cut y'all off. We were being cornery, boy. We were being loud. Sorry.
SPEAKER_02The Southern Star owner. Uh he's that was his recipe.
SPEAKER_01The original Southern Star owner. The original Southern Star Owner.
SPEAKER_02That was his Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04That was his recipe. The original Southern Star owner came up with lawnmower. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know this fellow?
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_04Dave Fusion. Dave Fuseron came up with lawnmower.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_02It was part of yeah, him and uh Brock.
SPEAKER_01He's part of brewing that. Yes.
SPEAKER_04We go get lawnmowers right now. I'm gonna cry from nostalgia. Guys, I'm not doing good.
SPEAKER_02They actually made up the I don't know. They changed the logo since probably you were drinking it.
SPEAKER_04It had a guy with a crown.
SPEAKER_02Well, it's the same guy on the crown, but like they changed the complete like that is St. Arnold. Yeah, it looks different now.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'm dumb. That's all right. It just looks different. Can you Google lawnmower beer? Oh, this is so fun. How about we just do a five-hour episode where we pause for 30 minutes at a time every day?
SPEAKER_02Where you can't tickle yourself. Did you know that? Wait, what?
SPEAKER_01Random factory. What?
SPEAKER_02I'm not doing well. Tickle yourself. Yeah. So look at that. Does jerk and off knock out? Sorry. What is it? You're not tickling yourself that you're yo.
SPEAKER_04I need to call my boy Casey and be like, yo, remember lawnmowers? I bet he would have a crazy reaction.
SPEAKER_03He'd be like, yo, lawnmower.
SPEAKER_02The old school and the new school.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, all right. So I was I was only a bottle guy. That second one, dude. Oh my god, you're unlocking shit.
SPEAKER_02The new school far left. Oh, weird. That's the new guy.
SPEAKER_04Oh, there's a oh weird. There's a lawnmower. Okay. Yeah, it's funny too. Like so funny.
SPEAKER_02Before the brewery, we wouldn't have cared what style beers are. But now, like, oh shit, this is a fucking uh imperial whatever. Usually when something's imperial, it's usually a high percentage.
SPEAKER_01I don't mess with IPAs.
SPEAKER_04Was it crazy to call my boy right now? Yeah, I'm too drunk. That's dumb. That was so dumb. I'm so drunk. I was like, hey, let me just call my friend Casey. That's so dumb. Speaking of cutting off, all right. I think of it.
SPEAKER_05End of episode dumbness. I'm gonna call him afterwards.
SPEAKER_04This is gonna be a good conversation. This that's gonna be hilarious. The three of us are gonna talk to Casey on speakerphone later. That's gonna be funny. I can connect him to this right here. Yo, and we get to the ball.
SPEAKER_02Do you want to call him real quick? No, not right here, right now.
SPEAKER_04Yes. No, he's great. He's the man.
SPEAKER_02I was trying to sing another song.
SPEAKER_04I'll kill it with I'll kill it before a minute. Next.
SPEAKER_02Kill it before a minute, dude. I knew a song that's gonna be.
SPEAKER_04You know how I know he'll answer? He's my latest call. I missed his call earlier. If I call him back, he'll answer. Called you at one. He called me at 1 20 p.m. It's crazy time to call me. But yeah.
SPEAKER_00How dare you?
SPEAKER_04Are we gonna call him real quick or no? No, sir. Now I've brought it up. Not yet. No, he works at a he works at a cool place. I gotta bring it up to y'all later. So by the time all this happens.
SPEAKER_02Actually, um you know what? We're gonna end it actually with Casey. Uh babe, since you're connected. Please give him your phone. Are you gonna call? You're gonna call him off her phone and he's gonna answer. You're gonna throw the fuck you're gonna throw him the fuck off.
SPEAKER_04Wait, do I have to say his number out loud? No. No, don't do that. Don't do that.
SPEAKER_02Literally, she's she's gonna type her whatever.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. Sorry. No, I uh I fucked that up.
SPEAKER_02And babe, you don't say anything first because then he's gonna think he's cheating on Amber.
SPEAKER_00I'm not saying shit.
SPEAKER_04That's actually a good point. Yo, who the fuck was that? Don't say anything first.
SPEAKER_02That'd be crazy. Oh shit, but I'm not recording on the freaking USB. Actually, I'm lying. I am recording on the USB. Yo, let's go. We're recording on the USB.
SPEAKER_04Give him a call. Do I talk into the mic or the microphones or kind of? It's a mic.
SPEAKER_02That's so sick. Because we cool like that.
SPEAKER_03Well, it's a good thing. Oh, shout out Close City.
SPEAKER_02Shout out Casey. Josh's memories.
SPEAKER_04He's a fucking nerd. He might not answer an unknown number. Yeah, I do that all the time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I wouldn't either.
SPEAKER_01I wouldn't normally answer your call has been four weeks.
SPEAKER_04Let me call it mine. I'll just put it up to the speaker. It won't sound bad. It's fine. It's fine. We'll make it. Yo, trust me, it's not gonna be a little bit more.
SPEAKER_02While you're doing that, I want to move on to the next one.
SPEAKER_04He'll answer me.
SPEAKER_02Speaking while we're waiting.
unknownHey, what's up?
SPEAKER_02Oh, now you want to answer.
SPEAKER_04What's up, baby boy? Hey, hold on, pause. You're on a podcast. Don't say anything crazy or racist.
SPEAKER_02Okay, well, um, I'm gonna say something crazy and racist. No, no, do it, do it, do it! Let him, let him, let him, let him, let him, let him. No, alright, Casey. Not too bad, not too bad.
SPEAKER_04Yo, why did we go? Oh, alright, hey, Casey, real quick, you're on the Royal Street Sessions podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so uh, yo, something popped up in my memory bank on my on my mind. Do you wanna you wanna hear something crazy?
unknownUh sure, make it quick. I'm in the middle of something.
SPEAKER_04Yo, that's fucking nuts. What are you doing?
unknownI'll tell you later.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's sexual. That's cool. Are you on a date?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Alright, I'll let you go. Never mind. Yo, real quick, remember lawnmowers?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04How sick was that?
SPEAKER_02That was very sick, and I felt bad for the rest. He got done dirty.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, he's the one that got cut off. Alright, alright, I'll call you later.
unknownAlright, later.
SPEAKER_04Alright, bye.
SPEAKER_03It's so funny.
SPEAKER_04He goes on a lot of dates. Not is if the girl's listening, no, he doesn't. Sorry, I don't. That's what's in this. That's crazy. That's my boy Casey, though. He's the man. Shout out, Casey. Shout out Casey. Kinda, yes. Is he going to be more specific? He's the boy. He's one of the boys. Is he one of the boys from high school? He's one of the boys.
SPEAKER_02One of the ones that Tristan's jealous about. Yeah, that's one of the OGs.
SPEAKER_01One of the ones that you named before.
SPEAKER_04Casey is Casey's in like the three OGs, bro. Casey's Casey might be the OG now that I'm thinking about it. When I moved down there, I went to basketball camp. We were both like chunky freshmen coming into a I was coming into a new school. He was going into high school. We went to basketball camp. We were both just chunky freshmen coming into our own. And yeah, Casey was one of the first ones I met when I moved down there. Shout out my boy Casey. I fucking love Casey. Shout out Casey. I am ready. Yeah, we should not post this one.
SPEAKER_02I think me and Bree are ready to meet you now because Josh is hyping you up. I did you and your voice sound. You might have met him. No.
SPEAKER_04Did you come to the housewarming party? Yes. You met him.
SPEAKER_02Okay, then yes. He was there. Yeah. He was there. Yes. They were all here. They were all here.
SPEAKER_04Was he wearing shorts? He does wear cargoes.
SPEAKER_01That's the question that you asked me. He does wear cargoes. There's only a couple of things.
SPEAKER_04Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, yo, all my boys wear shorts. That's so sick. One of them, Garbs wears basketball shorts, Casey wears cargoes, Chris wears basketball shorts. Continue. I'm sorry. Yo, this was horrible, and I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_01It wasn't horrible. Stop downing yourself. You want to eat this marshmallow real quick?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. You like to ruin the end of episodes.
SPEAKER_01No, no.
SPEAKER_03Fuck.
SPEAKER_02I'm just kidding. I did that on purpose. I did that on purpose. I felt too real. I feel bad.
SPEAKER_04Gosh darn it, man. I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_02I told you you're the comic icon of the show, right?
SPEAKER_04You said I'm the comedic icon. Oh yeah. Yo, this is crazy.
SPEAKER_02Here's another fact.
SPEAKER_05Josh is a squirrel.
SPEAKER_02Here's three facts. One, Josh is a squirrel. Facts. Two, Josh is drunk. Let's go. Three. I think this is a great episode. It's perfect enough to end it here. Fuck yeah. Episode 21. 21.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, I got drunk on 21. That's perfect. Well, I won't do this again. I promise I won't get this drunk on an episode again. I swear to God. That was bad. I'm gonna. He's pissed. Angel, go. Sorry. We out.
SPEAKER_05Tap into the royal street session. You gotta tap into the royal street session. Session back in relation. Yeah, I know your day was long, but when you hear this on leave the street sessions is home