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Pour Choices Only Podcast- Episode 11 - "9 Am Glizzy"
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Welcome, welcome back. Poor choices only. Episode 11.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00James. Kabassier. We're here. We're back. We're here. We're posting more consistent.
SPEAKER_05We're getting out there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. We're going down the right path. You know, definitely. Going in the right direction. Everything's going uphill. You know, definitely just appreciate you guys. So we need you guys just in tune, you know. Continue to just show us love, you know.
SPEAKER_00Make sure y'all are liking the videos and commenting if you can.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, definitely give us a comment on there. Tell us something if it's funny. If it was something that you saw. Something. It don't matter anything. First thing that comes to mind, give us a comment. We just want to hear a little bit of feedback. That's that's it. So we can make the next episode somewhere off that based off that feedback, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00Exactly. But yeah, let's go ahead and get into it. Start off with our weeks. Why don't we start with Bodhi today?
SPEAKER_03Oh, uh, bro, this week's been chill, man. Played golf a couple days. Um I hadn't done that in a while, so that was fun. Um just trying to get ready for you know the upcoming trip. We leave in like two weeks, so I don't know, just trying to lock in for that. I didn't really get too many shifts at work, so it's been chillin', bro. It's been nice though. It's been nice to take a week, you know, just enjoy summer, bro. You know what I mean? So how was y'all's weeks?
SPEAKER_01I mean, I can definitely probably say the same. It's been a chill the time, enjoying the summer, enjoying the days because when I did work over the weekend, but it wasn't really busy. It wasn't really not that pretty just chill. Like, I don't know, so the whole week was chill. Like Friday was not busy, Saturday. Not crazy busy. It wasn't even like busy. Sunday. Sunday brunch was Sunday brunch. It can be hectic, sometimes it don't, but I think I had a good week overall just because how chill it was. So I mean I definitely compare.
SPEAKER_00He was dodging my calls all week. I don't remember none of that, but uh I remember it clearly. You need to go to I think I called you twice yesterday, you didn't answer.
SPEAKER_01You need to go to ATT and pull the phone records, you know. Check it out. See if they're there.
SPEAKER_00Called him on Monday, didn't answer.
SPEAKER_01Sleep Monday. I got that one.
SPEAKER_05Yesterday. Call of Duty. What can I say? It's valid though.
SPEAKER_00I guess. Uh my week was uh okay. So last last episode I talked about how I knew my limits uh on when it comes to drinking. Uh it turns out last Wednesday I did not know my limits, or I just ignored them. Poor choices only. Correct. And uh we're not gonna get too much into it because in the sake of embarrassing myself, I embarrassed myself. And yeah, we're gonna leave it at that. But yeah, I gotta, you know, had too much of the liquid courage that day.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, if I gave y'all a hint, it'd be veggie straws. If you know, you know, right? If you know, you know.
SPEAKER_00But uh other than that, we was chill, worked, didn't pick up any shifts per usual, as been the the the latest. Um nothing exciting too much other than that Wednesday, you know?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you talking about that Wednesday. Yeah, that Wednesday was a fun day. It was a lot of good that came out of it. I had some tea, you know. This guy was a good time. You want to tell anybody about your services that you got? Chill out. You know, anyway. We always give hospitality. You got some good hospitality.
SPEAKER_00I mean, I was taken care of, there's a difference. Anyway, this guy. Hot tea too.
SPEAKER_01Chill out anyways. Hot tea. We had a tea party. A tea party.
SPEAKER_00Anyways, but no, I've just been work uh gym. Speaking of the gym, you know how y'all were calling me Big Meach yesterday or the last last episode? I went to the gym on like Tuesday, and I forgot my shoes. So what do you think I did? You think I went back home and you worked out on your feet?
SPEAKER_01No. You worked out on your feet.
SPEAKER_00I went walk went right to the dicks and bought a new pair of shoes. Big Meach. He said, I don't need a new pair of shoes, Bill because why not? Big Meach. I said Big Meach. I said, I said, bro, I said, the gym right there. Dicks is right there too. I said, I could either go two men walk to dicks, grab me a pair of shoes.
SPEAKER_01That boy went to Dicks and bought him some Roshis, some uh some Air Force Ones all white.
SPEAKER_00I said I could go there, buy a pair of shoes, or drive 10 minutes back home and hit every I could possibly hit every red light. Ten minutes.
SPEAKER_03I just worked on all my socks, bro. Honestly.
SPEAKER_00No, I had my slides on. With a light, it would have gone light. It's a on day. It's a on day. It would've went light. So I was just like, you know what? I'll just buy a new pair of shoes.
SPEAKER_01Big Meach. Thoughts on that? That's Big Meach, man. If y'all don't know who Big Meach is, you need to go. I can't tell you everything. I mean, BMF. That's all I can tell you. BMF, go watch BMF. It's Big Meach. I am not Terry, but this is Big Meach.
SPEAKER_00I'll tell you what, too. You know who, you know the type of people that don't deserve to see the light of day? Who? People who work out in the gym in like regular clothes. I saw that the other day. Buddy was in jeans and a polo.
SPEAKER_01He just got off work. He should have brought a bag. He was grinding. He forgot. He said nothing get in the way.
SPEAKER_00He said he's gonna work out. Bro, that's just like I mean, do your own thing, but it's like, bro. You sick out like a sore thumb when you when you're doing that.
SPEAKER_01He got in his bag, so that's what I think. I think he got his bag. In some you know him personally? Nah, I don't know him at all. I ain't even seen him. That's the crazy part. I mean, I think I'll go to the jail maybe before. And maybe one day, maybe somewhere. Put on some regular clothes, you know, go. Nah, I would never do that. Sorry.
SPEAKER_00That's how you got hit on by a gay man on Monday.
SPEAKER_01You know that is nothing wrong with it.
SPEAKER_00Very flatter, don't get me wrong. I'm saying, like, it's a thing.
SPEAKER_01No, there's nothing wrong with it.
SPEAKER_00It's a common thing for me. I don't know if it's I don't know if it's what he's looking at. It's probably my nice badonk. It's probably what he's looking at.
SPEAKER_01Sturby provoting us. I guess.
SPEAKER_00A restaurant provoking us. With the the pants we be wearing sometimes, I leave nothing, nothing to the imagination.
SPEAKER_01So pants. And then many times as you wash and dry these pants, these pants are only getting smaller. Correct.
SPEAKER_00But you know, you gotta make them tips sometimes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, for real. I'll leave that to y'all. Y'all can bring them up. I'd be goated.
SPEAKER_01Nah, if if we can make us some real money, I'll take that polo off any day.
SPEAKER_00Oh, babe. Oh, 100%. I've been asking just a bartend and just a bow tie.
SPEAKER_01I'll be and pants. I'll be on a bow tie, pants, and a tank top. That's why I'll be back there. I'll give him a tank top.
SPEAKER_00Anyways, this man um I came up to and you know, gave him his water. I was by myself. It was a Monday morning, and he just started talking to me. He said, I like your bow tie. I said, Thank you. He said, I got some at home. I'm gonna come back and see you and give you some more. I said, I don't even know your name. He told me his name and we kept talking. He's he was talking to me about the World Cup. Kept talking about the World Cup. I'm not that interested in the World Cup. But I know some things. Like, you know, Messi going crazy right now. For real. Other than that, but yeah, he was telling me how we should hang out sometime. I was like, Yeah. But yeah, I'm okay with you know new friends. So we'll see.
SPEAKER_01What made you know?
SPEAKER_00What made you think that you know that he ever Oh he came into the bar with uh a cutoff and was straight in short shorts and it was straight showing straight nipples straight nipples in my face and his his shirt was uh rainbow colored so that's a pretty giveaway. Should have bought it off of him, but should have bought the shirt. I might I should probably should have. But like I said, flattered though, very flattered, but you know, don't swing that way. Okay, yeah. But anything exciting in your week other than that? Than than my little little tidbits?
SPEAKER_01Nah. To pretty chill week, man. Fair enough. Weekends was pretty chill. I mean, you know, on weekends at work, I kinda have a gravy. Got it the way how things go the way that I like it, you know. Speaking of gravy, I get to enjoy myself anyway. Speaking of it, you know, there's only one person maybe out there in the world, I guess to kind of, you know, understand what I mean. I enjoy myself on the bar top. Oh you know.
SPEAKER_00Speaking of. Speaking of gravy, um, I was watching this TikTok the other day. And this this late, so the lady put on, I forgot what music it was. It was music, and then it was just her in her normal clothes, and she transitioned to putting peanut butter all over herself. I was like, bro, what? Of course, when you do that, you go straight to the comments, see what people are saying. Bro, the top comment made me laugh so hard, bro. It said, it said, likes must be getting low, huh? That was the best thing, bro. So that brings me to to asking guys. So, you know, we're we're getting into our content bag and being creators a little bit, trying to. What is what is the the the lengths of you would go to to get some likes or views?
SPEAKER_05Hmm.
SPEAKER_01You know what? I I won't say nothing. All I'm gonna say is if you guys can give us some comments and do some things and dare us directly on what to do. We can find those limits, huh? We can find them limits. Might actually make them come true. Might actually, you know. So I'm not gonna tell them. If I tell them, then what? They're gonna start asking for it and whatnot. Shoot a comment, okay? Shoot us a comment. Tell us something that you want us to do. And I promise you, we might just do it. We just might do it. Depending on what it is. I can't promise that hard, but I promise. I'll try.
SPEAKER_00Another weird thing I saw last night was so I went to I went to the gas station late last night, so I saw them Gatorades on my counter. Uh I was I was craving a Gatorade. So I was like, how do you go?
SPEAKER_01So don't feel bad.
SPEAKER_00I went to the the uh Circle K. The shell. No, no, the Yeah, no, not the shell. Circle K. The one that's right off over there. Okay. And it was like 3 a.m., right? And I'm in this, I'm in this uh, I'm getting Gatorade. I grabbed my three Gatorades because it's buy two, get one free. And so I go to the counter and I had to do a double take because there was a child in this grocery store at 3 a.m. I was like, bro, I was like, bro, what? Isn't she supposed to be in bed? I was like, I was like, there's a there's a little girl in here at 3 a.m. Like couldn't have been more than like nine years old. Not a school dot. It's all good, I guess. Summer.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's summertime.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but kids need that rest. It's summer.
SPEAKER_03Don't get it though. I mean, she could sleep from 5 a.m. though. She's gonna sleep all day. Yeah, she ain't going to aim, I guess.
SPEAKER_01You let your daughter upstair at 3 a.m. You just never know the circumstances. He could that could have been was it, he, mom, it was uh I think it was grandmother, I'm pretty sure. See, you never know the circumstances grandmother or mom. Could have been somebody who went to work, had to work at 2, 3 in the morning, kid got up to go with them. It'd be like that because I understand them situation. I understand the times. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00She had jeans and a t-shirt on, and she was still in her regular ass clothes. You you're saying you would let your daughter stay at the 3 a.m.
SPEAKER_01Depends on the circumstances. We don't know.
SPEAKER_00We're obviously looking for. It's a yes or no question.
SPEAKER_01Right now, would you would you let And as a father, I should sit here and tell you it depends on the circumstances. So when you have your little cotton kid, you see what I'm saying? It's gonna depend.
SPEAKER_02I'm saying like their own little I'm saying like your own little piece of cotton of yours.
SPEAKER_01Like, oh, like something on the It's not that. I'm saying like cut from the same cloth. If y'all maybe want me to get to the point, cut from the same cloth as you, it'll only make sense as it depends on the circumstances. I can't sit here and say yes, but as a father, it's like no. But if I had to take her to her mom early in the morning because I had to go to work or something, or had some other reason why she was up, she's up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do.
SPEAKER_00Kids do not need to be up. That young do not need to be up at 3 a.m. It's irresponsible.
SPEAKER_01You wanna know something? What's up? The more sleep, the more life you miss out on. For real. Don't sleep. It's very true. We're very limited on time, but we got a lot of time. But the more your eyes stay open, you don't miss a lot. You sleep more, you miss a lot. You eventually, you eventually add up your hours, your hours end up becoming equal to the time that you get to experience the life. See me, I want to watch the life. I don't want the life watch me. So don't let the sleep consume you. That's what them kids need to be learning, okay? But first off, make A's, make all the A's you can in school and be something great.
SPEAKER_00But you need to be asleep to recover and have brain power. Yeah, you can have days to sleep, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Kids need to grow from sleep. If we're talking about kids, yes, I understand. Yes. People they're still growing. I'm just playing.
SPEAKER_00Stir 16, 17, 18, do what the hell you want.
SPEAKER_01It's summertime. What do you want kids to do? It's summer. There's a difference between staying up. There were grandparents.
SPEAKER_00There's a difference between staying up at midnight and staying up to 3 a.m.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so you're saying her telling me like you don't know there ain't no 10, 11, 12-year-old little boy out there at 3 o'clock in the morning on Call of Duty going crazy war zoning right now. You're telling me he he shouldn't be asleep. He should be asleep. Oh, but he over there going crazy right now. At least that little girl was fine. She was good. She was out, she was in good hands. She wasn't going crazy on the game or something. Them kids are good.
SPEAKER_00Bad things happen at night, and going out at night is not good. You're right. Bad things happen at night. Yeah. Last Wednesday happened at night.
SPEAKER_05Bad things happen.
SPEAKER_01You just might as well tell him, man. Tell him, man. He looks like he wants to tell y'all. I feel like he wants to. He's kind of itching at it. No, I'm not. I feel like if I ask he's gonna tell you guys. No, absolutely. You know what? Definitely. James, tell him. You know what? You know why? You know why? If he tells you this, we will promise that we will do something that you guys dare. It ain't no. I might, it might not be no 50-50, so for sure. James, tell him. Tell him so we can do this. No, we're gonna do this 100%. We gotta give him something. We gotta give him something to put it in.
SPEAKER_00So last one. I'm just playing.
SPEAKER_01He ain't gotta tell them.
SPEAKER_02He's gonna piss me on my flight. See, I'm trying to I'm trying to help you, bro. I knew you wanted to tell them. Don't tell him. We're not gonna do that. I knew you wanted to tell them. He just baited the shit out of me. Oh no. I knew you wanted to tell him. I had a feeling. No, if we want to we can tell him.
SPEAKER_00I'm not playing this game with you. Moving on, because I'm gonna say vibes, go. Oh my god. Hell no.
SPEAKER_02I was just playing it, man. I was trying to say this game, man. I'm gonna stop you before you do it. Oh, nigga, you pissed me off. I'm gonna let you go out like that. As much as I know, as much as I know you fail, we're not telling them that.
SPEAKER_01They just wanted us to be funny. We just had to just be funny. I wanted to see if you was gonna give the world what the world wanted. And you know what? I got pulling about to.
SPEAKER_02I'm fully about to, but I had to stop my brother. I love you too much to see you do that.
SPEAKER_01So we good, bro. We good. Another day, another day. Maybe next week. We might tell him next week, alright? Might tell y'all next time, but today I ain't gonna let him do y'all like that, alright? Still on his conscience. So I needed to get it off his conscience for we can tell y'all. You see what I'm saying? Yo, I love you, man. I just won't let you know. You too, but jeez, it's put content. It's put content. Yeah, that was almost too much content. I wasn't gonna let you embarrass yourself right here on the content. That's how much I love you. Alright, vibes, go. Vibes really don't have a whole lot of vibes today. I mean, kinda just want to talk to the boys. I mean, I know we was talking about videos and what we saw on TikTok. So I actually saw something too. I'm trying to try to remember exactly what it was. Cause it was crazy. It's funny. But I just want to talk to you guys about anything, honestly. I mean, so spin the block on me. Come to me if anybody got anything on mind. Like if you got something you want to talk about. Or buddy, if you're feeling something different today, if you got something you want to say.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, let's do it. Um I don't know. Well, I mean, what's your like since we're approaching the 4th of July? What's uh what do y'all normally do? Like, what's this?
SPEAKER_00I will be working this this 4th of July. Oh Saturday night, I'll be working. Uh usually around this time I'm in Michigan. Yeah, don't you normally you go to like I usually I usually I usually go to my college roommates, um, his whole family goes on like an annual trip to Michigan around this time. So usually that's where I'm at, but uh I'm not going this year.
SPEAKER_03But lose your keys two years in a row.
SPEAKER_00That's a whole nother story. That is that's a dark time. In the lake, right? Never seen them again. Yeah, never seen them again. They swim with the fishes now. That's why we got backups anyway. Somebody's gonna go magnet fishing out there. For real. Yeah, they can have keys in my house. But anyways. But yeah, I haven't done anything like traditional in like fireworks in probably separate, huh? Four or five years.
SPEAKER_01I usually spend the holidays alone, so well, everybody, this is what we're gonna do this year. Everybody come in to see us at work. James says he spends the holidays alone. I spend the holidays alone. Everybody come in and spend the holidays with us. All right, come spend the 4th of July with us at stir. I know it sounds kind of boring. Bring the fireworks. We can shoot them off the patio on Station Street. Have us a good night, you know what I mean? So me and James don't spend the 4th of July alone. You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_03Buddy, what plans you got? Oh, I don't know. Probably go to the parade in the morning. Uh Dunlap normally has like a lot of parade. How don't we go to that? Um, I don't know, bro. Then probably just hang out, swim a little bit, eat some burgers, bro. That's like peak meal on 4th of July, bro. Um Yeah, probably chill at nighttime, go watch the fireworks.
SPEAKER_00If you are going out though, you know, be safe. You know. Be responsible. Don't don't be drinking and driving and just, you know, be aware.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because the police are gonna be out. It's not what we wanted to say, but it's a real thing. I mean they're gonna always be out, but they're gonna be out heavy on that day. So I mean, everybody be careful. Everybody be safe. Be responsible. If you get if you get a little wasted, you're having too much fun, stay where you at. There's no reason you need to leave. Remember that. Fair enough, yeah. But yeah, I mean my 4th of July is usually. If I'm not working, I'm usually at my dad's house. He's usually cooking out. We got the whole family to come out, we shoot fireworks, hang with the family, eat. It's probably about like late at night. But it's real, that's what you said. It's been like four years for you, it's probably been about four or five years for me.
SPEAKER_00You ever shoot fireworks with your daughter?
SPEAKER_01Or you I have over a few times. I mean, when she was first born, definitely did that first year, she wasn't wasn't much that she got to enjoy, but she was just turning one. And then she wasn't turning one, she was like five, six months, and then probably when she was three. Because all these other times I have worked of July. So I mean, honestly, I can't say that I have a whole lot of time that I have had to do things like that. Just because it's managing, I worked a lot of shelves, worked a lot of holidays closed. So I was at work on the night of 4th of July where you shoot fireworks at night.
SPEAKER_05So what is your favorite holiday?
SPEAKER_01If I had to be honest with you, I would say Christmas. And as crazy as that sounds, Christmas is honestly the only holiday that I really get off like from work. It's a solid off day everywhere you probably work, just cause it's Christmas. And you get to enjoy it with family. So I could say every Christmas. Unless you're in the medical field. Every Christmas, yeah, if you're in the medical field, yeah, that's true. But or 911 or anything in that way, in that field. Medical field, but not but like yeah, like service people and everybody like, yeah. So Yeah, I mean it's the only holiday I actually get to spend every year that I can tell you that I get to spend time with my daughter. Actually get to do something. So there's not a whole lot of holidays, like honestly. Thanksgiving kinda hard. I mean there's a lot of family. A lot of family in other places. I know you got family in other places, but it's like it's just the timing. It just all depends on like how we can get together. So Thanksgiving is holidays. My least favorite holiday? My birthday. I don't do nothing on that. I treat it like a normal day. It's not a holiday. That's a holiday. That's a real holiday. That's your holiday. You make that. Oh, sweeting of.
SPEAKER_00That's what next week is. Holiday. Holiday. It's my birthday next week, Thursday. Yeah. Um, you know, and just to see what the boys got planned for me.
SPEAKER_01He's gonna have a good time. Yeah, it's gonna be far. Starting on Sunday.
SPEAKER_00We don't know. I could have a bad time. That's not happening. You're gonna worry Sunday morning. You're gonna worry Sunday morning.
SPEAKER_01Listen, man, it's okay if they miss me on one Sunday morning. It'd be alright.
SPEAKER_03I guarantee you at least ten people's gonna ask me where you're at. But Stir's still gonna make it.
SPEAKER_01Stir's gonna make it. Stir's gonna make it. Oh, yeah. Especially the band.
SPEAKER_00The band loves you. For real. Hate everyone else, but loves you.
SPEAKER_01They don't hate everyone else. I try not to talk to the man.
SPEAKER_00These people have said we don't like him to me.
SPEAKER_01Look, look, look, when you when you when you understand the little things in the world, what I tell you guys, the world is all about perspective and what perception. So when you look at it, he tried not to talk to the band. You, if you are on the bar top, you try not to talk to the band. So if your guys are trying not to talk, you're not creating some type of relationship or vibe where they want to talk to you guys. You see what I'm saying? They don't want to talk to you guys either. Because y'all don't want to talk to them. They don't want to talk to me because I talk to them. If our paths cross, yeah, I'll talk to them. Paths. My paths always gotta cross. Great. I'm by the TV. What did you expect? Yeah, let me tell you enough for that. I need y'all to stop doing that too, by the way. What? Every time someone wants something on TV, I'm not the cable guy. What do you mean? I put it on TV. That's Point's job. It's not Point's job. Yeah, it is. That's uh we need to let our managers know that's their job.
SPEAKER_00It's your job. It's not my job. It's your job. It's in the job description, point is to take care of the TV.
SPEAKER_01Look at it. Yeah. Show it to me. Alright, I will after this. Sterring that Stern got that much going on. Stering got no no no handbook that's gonna show me what I gotta do at point. You hear me? They ain't gonna finna do it. Show it. Show it to me. But yeah, man. It's hurting. But you know, Jane said it's my job. So when I gotta change the TV and I got some drinks to make, I'm just gonna call James Towner and tell him to come make my drinks. That's his job. Okay, give me drinks to make. I'll make it. I added to the list.
SPEAKER_00Just like you do with my drinks, I give you. No. You add it to the list. They might get it an hour later, they might get it in the next five minutes. Whenever you can get to it, right?
SPEAKER_01They're not your drinks. They're my drinks. In my well. Because they say Visa make, so they no longer they're they not your drinks because you ain't gotta make them.
SPEAKER_00But they're in my well. In your well. They're in my my responsibility. So I have to make sure they get made. And you decide whenever you want to make them, whether it's the next five minutes or the next hour.
SPEAKER_01You're right. I do dictate that. So I do. Because them people, they see me. Look, this is how I look at it. On the bar top, if I'm standing up and we're a little bit on the stage where we have a little bit more height over the crowd because they're sitting, they see us. If somebody asks the server to get me to make them a drink, and they see me getting beat on, beat on, down there already shaking my teens like a hot sauce shaker. You hear what I'm saying? Then they can understand that I'm gonna take as long as I need to make their drink.
SPEAKER_00If you can't multitask, just say that. No, bro. If you can't do two things at once, you can't make a drink for the bar top and the drink for the well at the same time, just say that.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Sorry, James. That's what you want them to hear. There you go. There you go. Make sure you make all of them, okay? All right.
SPEAKER_00Make sure you write down all the recipes. I'll get to it. I'm good. Wing it.
SPEAKER_01Wing it? Wing it. Okay. Wing it. Okay. Wing it. Sounds good. You know me. You know what I like. So just grab what you think I'll use. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00No problem.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we go to work. I want you to make the butter pecan.
SPEAKER_00Okay, every time.
SPEAKER_01The butter pecan live work. It's easy to make.
SPEAKER_00It's easy. Correct.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. What's the worst one you hate making?
SPEAKER_00Uh, the one I truly don't know how to make is the strawberry one. Easy. I think I think I know how to make it. I think I have a good idea of what everything else is. It's easy. What is it? Ounce and a half box. Are you gonna let everyone know your secrets like that? I think I know. He said I'll tell you after actually. I mean, I'm just gonna tell you guys. I mean he said, wait.
SPEAKER_01No, I'll tell him. I don't care. I'll give you one drink. It ain't gonna be as good. Listen, I'm not bragging. Gotta come see me. Let me make it. Make it really good. But I don't have a vodka. An ounce of strawberry. Then a 0.75 of uh liquor 43. And an ounce and a quarter of heavy cream. That's it. That's all it is. It's just a vodka, strawberry, the heavy cream, vanilla syrup, and liquor 43.75 to liquor 43. That's that's that's the thing. Fair enough.
SPEAKER_03That's it. I like the don't still cinnamon toast.
SPEAKER_00I forgot about that, but we haven't got an order for that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I mean that that's not I feel like you don't really make that.
SPEAKER_01I only tell a little people, I don't tell a whole lot.
SPEAKER_00I mean no, so I mean about to answer that live.
SPEAKER_01I was about to be like, bro. You know. Yo on the paw, what's up? But I didn't get a whole lot of the cinnamon toast, so honestly. It's good. I just wish I had a little bit more to actually make it taste like cinnamon toast crunch.
SPEAKER_00No, like we had like uh what was it, the the rumshada? Is that what is that that we're thinking of that what I'm thinking of? I wish I had some of that. If I had some rumshada, the drinks probably would be crazy. Oh man. But uh, yeah. Let's go ahead and just move on to top of the top, yeah?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, let's do it, boys. I'll let y'all get your boards ready. Um, and then yeah. Damn. Man.
SPEAKER_00Intern, you're supposed to have Ben had those ready. What are you doing?
SPEAKER_01Sorry, guys. Uh, excuse him. We do not talk crazy to any of our employees. He knows I'm playing with him. We just want to let you guys know we do take care of all the people around here. We do show them love and we do uh make sure they are cared for. Um so don't think that we do not love our people.
SPEAKER_00Uh you want blue or green? That's out of question. I believe I phrased it as a question, yes. Let's see what you get me.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, you gotta get that back. No, I'll take green. I'll take green today. No, I'm saying, like, you know what I mean? My favorite color is blue. You know, I thought you would have just I hate green though. So okay, brother.
SPEAKER_03Y'all uh, y'all ready, fellas? Yeah. Oh, just ready. What is it? A2? He did get a dub last week. If we get it last night, this would be huge. I feel like this is a good one, too.
SPEAKER_01Don't be hyping it up, man. That's when you guys, you know, shoot the energy low, man. Keep the energy high. Yeah, we're gonna keep it high. You know what?
SPEAKER_03We got uh today we have top five Fourth of July like things to do. Like things to do on the 4th of July. Shh.
SPEAKER_01Here you go. It's a good one. It's a good one. Oh, we get a little festive? I I'm at work all the time. How opposed to know these good. So am I.
SPEAKER_03It's just what I mean, what you would think of. What you've been thinking of. Yeah, like what you would think that people would do on the 4th of July. Not what you do, but not what I do. Yeah, work. What you should be doing.
SPEAKER_01Let's see what these people do.
SPEAKER_03We also don't have a top ten on this one just because.
SPEAKER_00Oh, there's no way that would be like I have three and I can't think of the next year.
SPEAKER_03I think like I mean seven would probably be like watching TV or something.
SPEAKER_01So like that would just be You said we don't have no top ten on this? No, it's just top five.
SPEAKER_05Barely a part top five. Yeah. Um I can't think of a fifth one.
SPEAKER_00Um I guess I'll just put this for five. I just don't know what to put it. Let me know when you are done. I can't think of one more. You only have four or two? I think this is gonna be a good one, bro. Like two two of my two of mine have like could be in the same category technically.
SPEAKER_01I don't really like this because it's kinda like Y'all just want me to lose, man. That's how that's how complicated. Let me give you a hand.
SPEAKER_00You know what you know what we should do? Should be out, I'll tell you after this. I'm doing a little game after this. Okay, but what's this little game? Go ahead and figure that out. I'll tell you. Go ahead and figure it out. I'll give you a hand, Consider.
SPEAKER_03You ready? It's what you said. One of them might be what you said you normally do. You probably have it written down though.
SPEAKER_05Oh, before you said you started working on the holiday. Yeah. Understandable. Um I win.
SPEAKER_01So funny. I don't really know what to put on here. It's like I'm sitting here thinking of something to do.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03Locked in. Done. Done. Y'all ready? Sure. Let's do it, boys. Um, at five.
SPEAKER_00You want us to read ours first?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'll let y'all read first.
SPEAKER_00Alright, at five, I have work. Four. Four, I have four, I put eat hot dogs. I said three, drink. That's when I was like, they could be the same category, technically, but yeah, but I meant I I mean like alcohol though. That's what I mean by drink. Okay. Yeah. Uh two, swimming, and one, I have fireworks.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Obviously. So five is work. Four is enjoy the day out. Like enjoy the day out around the sea. The people like to go out. You said what would you like to do on the 4th of July? A lot of people like to go out earlier in the day on the 4th of July. You didn't say a time. There ain't no time on 4th of July. Yes, as in like go out and you know how broad that is? I can't say.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna enjoy my day out today.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_01You know how broad that is, but where am I at 90% of the time for a 4th of July holiday? I'm at work. So you think I can see what people get to do?
SPEAKER_02On 4th of July, I can see my eyelids open it. Oh, I gotta go stir.
SPEAKER_00When you wake up on the 4th of July, you don't go, man, I can't wait to enjoy my day out.
SPEAKER_01No, when people wake up, they're like, hey, how about we just go out and we just go enjoy the day out on the city? We're gonna enjoy the day out on the town.
SPEAKER_02We go out. It's the 4th of July. That's what people do say. How do you think people come to stir? They say we're gonna go out, we're gonna go enjoy the day. We're gonna go enjoy the day out downtown. Like, they're gonna enjoy the day out.
SPEAKER_00When I tell someone, hey, all right, Nick. Give me something about 4th of July.
SPEAKER_01Oh enjoy the nice day out.
SPEAKER_00What?
SPEAKER_01No. Go. Three. When do people ever go enjoy the day out? Go tell me. When do you go enjoy your day out? Wednesday. You can go enjoy your day out on your national holiday. Wednesday on your holiday, huh? You're gonna go enjoy your day out on your holiday, huh? Mm-hmm. You say we should do something on 4th of July before work, right? That's just gonna go enjoy our day out, huh? Okay. So look at yourself. Okay, then it's way too broad.
SPEAKER_02Too broad. Take this out. Go ahead and go.
SPEAKER_01Second, cook. First, I gotta say family and friends. I don't know if I said three. No, three. You made me miss one. Three. I like to say, see, this is the problem. I don't, I'm really not putting this in order. I'm putting this on my mouth. But three, says shoot fireworks. Two, cook. One is family and friends. I feel like that's that's number one.
SPEAKER_00Fireworks at number three?
SPEAKER_01It's crazy. That's a late. It's not. You're sitting here. Let me tell you something. But when you stop talking, let me speak. Because you're making me mad. Because you gotta say on every instant.
SPEAKER_02I got something to say. I didn't do you like that, didn't I? I let you speak your little whiteboard when you stay hot dogs with alcohol, didn't I? But you think people wake up at nine o'clock in the morning and want to put a glitze in their throat. What's wrong with you? But that's what you want to think about, right? I didn't tell that, didn't I? But here we are. But you know what? The reason why I said two fireworks for three, because fireworks, you don't see them in the daytime yet.
SPEAKER_01You hear people shoot little fireworks here and there, but you really get to enjoy it at the end of the night. Cause when it gets dark, so what are you doing before it gets dark? You're enjoying time with friends and family until that time comes. So, number one, it's about being around family. That's what I'm saying. Number one, it's about family. Honestly, it's about family.
SPEAKER_03This is gonna be a dog fun.
SPEAKER_01It's about family. But let's forget the fireworks.
SPEAKER_00The fireworks are we here? Fireworks when you think of 4th of July, the first thing that pops up is fireworks. Independence Day. No, that's not fireworks. Declaration of independence.
SPEAKER_02You hear me?
SPEAKER_00That's what I think of when I hear about And what did we do when we got our independence? Stop them fireworks at the end of the night.
SPEAKER_02And then shoot them fireworks in the morning and then do the evening. They celebrate, we're celebrating the nine. We're celebrating the nine. So what they do to do today?
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. Okay, then her they enjoyed the day.
SPEAKER_02You hear me what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Crazy around here, man. We want to talk about glizzy, but people wake up and slide a glizzy, man. People be like that time, glizzy.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I want a hot dog button and put glizzy on it. Right now. Hear me? That's what I want right now before July. Take me to the gas station. I'm gonna go on the hotel. Give me down there. I need my round 44 right now.
SPEAKER_03Get a dude. Oh man, go on. So number five would play like backyard games be like cornhole. Like we need to put games in there.
SPEAKER_01We need to put well, I mean, I'll talk about games.
SPEAKER_00Domino's space dominoes. No, you know.
SPEAKER_02No cornhole, no nothing. Space Domino's space basketball.
SPEAKER_03Better give the program. Number four with attend a local parade.
SPEAKER_02Let's enjoy the day at all. Easy to say wage broad. Oh hell no. I haven't been to a fourth parade. I didn't know there was one. I want to go to one. When we go nowhere, we're going to win.
SPEAKER_01I guess we're going to one Jasper in the morning. What's up? I've never been invited, you know what I mean? So like I want to go enjoy the day out.
SPEAKER_00We can swim before work at Bodie's house.
SPEAKER_01We do a lot.
SPEAKER_00You know, we do a lot. You ride.
SPEAKER_03Number three, spend the day on the water. Does that count swimming?
SPEAKER_00Are we going to count that as swimming? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Number two, cooking.
SPEAKER_01Thank you. Perfect though. Yeah. That's right on point. Yeah, you and your alcohol and glizzies over there. What?
SPEAKER_00I think eat hot dogs counts as cooking.
SPEAKER_01But it's not in the case.
SPEAKER_00I could have just said eat. You could have said cooking. Because on the 4th of July.
SPEAKER_01We're talking about hot dogs. We eat ribs, we eat everything on the 4th of July. I know James is over there. Just give me glizzy.
SPEAKER_00If we count in parade as enjoying the day. Yeah, no, we'll count that one. But if not, the new one. I wasn't going to count that one. Okay, then I won't count eat hot dogs. Okay. Because then we're going to have a tie ball game then. Because I'm going to get fireworks in the right spot.
SPEAKER_03That's fine. Fireworks at number one.
SPEAKER_01You just gonna get it in the right spot anyway. You still was gonna win if this was tied. James already knew he's fireworks all day. Oh, because you got one one. Yeah. And I got two.
SPEAKER_00No, because I got fireworks. You got three. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Right? You got fireworks at one, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You got cooking it in the right spot, though.
SPEAKER_01That's two. That's all I got. That's all I got. Yeah, I got oh, I did win. That's all I got. You won. You was gonna win anyway. Even if you would have got that one we added on here, and I got that one, you still was gonna be one head. Like we got nine to two now. It's nine and two now. Come on, bud. Sorry, y'all, for the hostile environment.
SPEAKER_00We'll do this for the next for the uh sorry for the hostile environment.
SPEAKER_01Uh James here, he was just talking about everything I said, man. Hanging out, hang out, what'd I say?
SPEAKER_02Enjoy the day. Enjoy the day. Guess what that was? Go see the parade. What they do? They woke up and tell me for the go out and enjoy the day.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna go enjoy the day. I guess you can definitely count that as swimming too and enjoy the water. That's enjoying your day too.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean, so that's what I say when I say that.
SPEAKER_00I mean I guess you can count that as backyard games, because you're enjoying your day. I can't stay here.
SPEAKER_01I can't sit here and swim because I ain't never been swimming on the four. I mean, nobody never invited me to come swim on the four. You know how to swim? Yeah, I know how to swim. Oh. You know how you want to know how I know how to swim? What's up? Because I drowned before, so I had to learn how to swim.
SPEAKER_00That's not funny.
SPEAKER_01It's not funny, but it's real.
SPEAKER_00I drowned.
SPEAKER_01I drowned, and then I was taught I learned how to swim. Never mind. You were drowned before. I wasn't made. Nobody made me. No, I know, but my drowned. Like you fell or? No, I was a little key. I was just being hard-headed. Not hard-headed. I was really I see that. I was being key, I was experimenting. I was looking at everything around me. I was seeing people jump in the deep end, and I was like, ooh, it looks fun. Like, I want to do it. And I was looking. So I was like down on this end. You know how they tell all the kids stay down here. This is where you're at. You're down there to the end where you can stand. I just wanted to be like everybody else. I jumped into the deep end. And I promise you, I was sitting there fighting for my life. I did not know how to swim. I'm sitting there fighting, fighting, fighting for my life. Finally, I know all I remember I blacked out. And out of nowhere, my stepdad at the time helped me. He liked he like bro, he helped me got me out. You're not supposed to be here with us, right? Yeah, I really would have been dead. Like seriously. So then after that, I learned how to swim. He taught me how to swim. My stepmom actually stepmom actually taught me how to swim a lot more than myself. My stepdad at that point. He started to try to teach me how to swim. Like last night, like try not to make that happen again, basically. Let's get past it. But my stepmom, she taught me really how to swim. After she heard about that, she was more on hands with it. Yeah, I drowned. I jumped to the deep end and I thought I was I'm glad you made it, man. I thought I was the hottest thing on the market. I thought I was him. I'm glad you're here, man. I jumped in there and realized this mermaid here couldn't swim. Glad you're here. Yeah, man. It's okay. You wanna knew me. Not at all. This would have been different. This probably wouldn't even be four choices only, you know? It's crazy. It would have just been another Cavassier right here.
SPEAKER_00I would have like knew from the heavens, I would have named my son Cavassier. See.
SPEAKER_01There we go. Or you could have been in here drinking them cognac and not knowing, you know. It could have been Cavassier. You see what I'm saying? Smart World.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That would have been my bar top.
SPEAKER_01See. Crazy.
SPEAKER_00We won't do it this time because we already have stuff to go off of, but next time let's do a holiday draft. See who has the best one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, let's do it.
SPEAKER_00Next holiday. I'm done with that. Which would be what, Halloween? Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's like the next holiday at the 4th of July. It's like, oh yeah, yeah. What are you looking at me like that for?
SPEAKER_01I guess I'll agree. I'll go along with this.
SPEAKER_03You gotta week to study up.
SPEAKER_00You know we're gonna be in costume for that, right? For the holiday. For the Halloween.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, so for sure.
SPEAKER_00Okay, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Okay. That's what we gotta do. Ooh, I can't wait. I'm gonna be at work on Halloween. Hopefully, maybe.
SPEAKER_00I think it falls like on a Wednesday.
SPEAKER_01Ooh, that's perfect though.
SPEAKER_05No, no, no, I'm trying to do it again. I wanna go to the Halloween party. Anyways.
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