Booty poppin’ Summer??

All things graduation, summer goals and poppin it

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Two moms. Zero still. And a serious case of California withdrawal. Sorry, I don't want to look like. It's been a second. It's been a long time. I miss you. I miss you. I miss this. We've been so busy. We've been so busy, but we're back, bitches. We're back. Like we're back back. Well, we said we were back last time. I know, but this time we're like back. Okay. And it's summer. And it's summer. She her family got sick. Yes. Yeah. So we couldn't record. And then I had a bunch of stupid shit. So I couldn't record. But now we're like, yes. We don't have to get in the groove again. Like we were texting, hey, are we gonna record? I was like, well, I don't wanna get your family Ebola virus. I don't know what the heck we had. Right. Luckily I didn't get it. But three of the six of us, and yeah, that was crazy. Yeah. And it lasted a long time. Like it just didn't go away. It was weird. Yeah. But yeah, it did last a long time for you. Yes. But I feel like I feel like there's a weird, I don't know, I don't know what it is going around. And then summer virus. Yeah, and then there's so many strands of different things that go around and we're just we're just we're freaking stuff, yeah. I did a cockroach at my house. Oh yeah. I did cockroach. Listen, okay. For anti or for people that don't live in Texas, especially Houston. Especially Houston. Yes. I don't know if anybody knows this. Well, you might. Okay. But tell the people. But if they don't know. Houston is below sea level. Yes. Below sea level. Yeah. We drive and there's like octopuses. It's like is octopuses. No, no, no. But so when we first moved here, we had roaches really bad. In California, at least in like where we're we are. Yes. When you have cockroaches, it's associated with like filth. Yeah. Like you're dirty. Like hoe. You are disgusting. You're gross. You need cases. Yes. To clean. And an exterminator. Yes. Because you're nasty. And so when we first got here, our house was vacant for like six months before we got here, which we didn't know, which is fine. But we had like an infestation. I cried almost every day because I was like, yours was just bad though. Yours was bad. Yeah, it was disgusting. And I was like, I don't want to be here. Like, whatever. Yeah. So we finally got our bug thing under control. And now occasionally you'll see like the tree roaches, which are a thing too. Yes, but they they're a thing. You guys, the roaches here are massive. California. Yeah. Like dirty roaches are like this big. But that's why. So I I like all this. So German cockroaches, which is the name, I'm not being discriminatory, uh, are like the ones that like infest they're the little ones. Like that are dirty. Yes. That like we have more commonly in California. Okay. And then like the big ones, like there's the water bugs that look like roaches. Yes. Yes. Roach family. Oh, oh, go, that's good. Yeah, I love that. Love that for me. Yes. Um, and then and then there's like different types. But so like the big ones, even though they're gross, and guys, we have flying cockroaches here. You've got flying. They are so it is, it is my nightmare come alive. Yes. And they're they're massive. Okay, here's my phone. Like this. How can you okay? It's a large one. How can you what do you compare it to? Um like a finger, like your like little finger or your your ring finger. Ring finger, yeah, for sure. They can be like bigger than that. Yeah. And I've had some in my pool recently that I've fished out that are that big and thick. Like they're they're round, yeah, dense. Yeah. So I got this, I got like our whole cabinet. One of our cabinets has like all the bug spray in the world in it. And we got the Zevo stuff, which is amazing. Plugged to Zevo because you guys are doing something right. I freaking love it. It I have all the plug-ins like in the wall that catch like the gnats and mosquitoes stuff like that. And then I have like there's the on-body spray, so you it's safe for you to spray. And I have all the things, right? That you know what which other one is good is the um Avon one. I've I've heard that, but I haven't used it. Dude, it's oh so good. Okay. It's so good. I'll bring it next time, I'll show you. Okay, so we get eaten alive by mosquitoes. Like we're our house is backed into like it's called a gully. Never in my life did I think I live next to a gully. Um, but we have mosquitoes and we get treated all the time, but it's just inevitable. They're here. Yeah. We can't help it. So we it's just it's crazy. It's a whole different world. Yeah. Oh, I would say and uh we we got treated for it. Uh I don't know how many we had, but we got one. Yeah. And it seems like, you know, everything is back to normal now, but it was really gross. It's nuts. But when you're but when you're but that's oh, that's where we were going with that. If when you're not from here and you get here and then it's crazy bugs like that, and they fly. You're just not used to it. Well, and it's off hooding. It sounds off hooding because I got my best friend who lives by us as well. She's getting so I got this there's like this foam spray that Z Zebo makes. And it like so you spray, like, okay, so you see a roach or whatever, or fly, or it's for like all the bugs. Yeah. And you can spray it and it like slows it down, obviously, right? Because the foam like weighs it down. I've never seen that. Oh my god. So my best friend, no. Oh. My best friend, I got it for her. I was like, just try this. Same thing, they get treated, all of that. Yeah. She's like, friend, your spray didn't work. And I go, What do you mean? She's all my nightmare came alive. And I'm like, What? She said, There was a roach. Okay. So she grabbed this, she's like, Oh, I'm gonna use this spray. Alexis loves it. It's gotta be great. Brave it. That bitch flies. Shy. Uh flies for Casey. She said, okay, and she does not cuss. Okay. She's like, Alexis, I almost shit my pants. And she does not huge deal, right? And I was like, and I couldn't help but laugh. Yeah, right. She's hilarious. But I was like, I would die. I would die. I would die. If a roach came flying at my face, I would die. I would die. I would shit my pants. Yeah. I would shit my pants. You can't waiver say that. I can't. I can't. I just Oh my God. So with the heat, right? Yes. They come more with the heat, I think. Yeah. And so we had several weather for a long time this year. We did. It was really nice. But then when it wasn't, it was like we went from really, really nice to awful. There was no steady, like. But it was later. Do you don't you feel like it was later than the other thing? And they keep saying that this is like hurricane, like we're gonna get more hurricanes. Oh yeah, we're supposed to have seven. So Yeah, but we'll see. This is our like since we've been here, we've had one major one like, yeah, that you know, it was bad, but now I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna get. It's gonna be like uh Yeah, I'm we're supposed to get seven hurricanes this summer. Well, you know what? The only thing that we could do is be prepared. Right? That's the only thing we could do. How do you does one prepare for a hurricane? Water. Oh yes, and toilet paper. Water, toilet paper, generator, uh, canned foods. I was gonna say like blankets, but it's so hot. But you have a generator. Who the fucking is I have a generator. We do. So we have it in C. So we're like we're clever, but and we have each other. But I also told my kids that if anything happens to our house again, we're out. We're fucking out. I said the same thing, and our house was not nearly as bad as you but like no. No hesitation. Going home. I don't care. I don't care. I will live out of my car. I know in California. I know in a tent. I have I have a tent. It's a nice three-bedroom tent. You want to go? Let's go.

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And you want to have some lamp that we can put a tent on. Oh my god. We could go see your sister who graduated from San Diego. My baby sister. So last time headache and I took medic headache medicine, and I'm drinking coffee for the caffeine kit, so my headache goes away, and then water because you're supposed to. Um so I'm about time back and forth. But her sister graduated from San Diego. Last time we talked about it. Yeah. We watched it. Right after, yeah. Yeah, finished filming. And then we watched her graduate. We could have been in San Diego to physically be there. No. But we were not able to. What she didn't do was booty pop or do the splits. Girl. Girl. And Okay, so we're gonna talk about some graduations that we've come across. It is graduation. Some amazing, some amazing ones and some not so amazing ones. Okay, so let's start with the not so amazing ones. We'll do one not so in one. You guys heard about the girl in Chicago that walked across the stage, told the administration she was gonna do the splits prior. Prior, right? For like a couple of in her own words, she had told them for weeks that she was gonna do this. They kept telling her, No, you're not. Yeah. There's gonna be consequences if you do it. So she goes across the stage. She does the split. Yeah. But she didn't just do the splits. She did the splits. And then she did kind of that look behind her and a few booty pops. I think there were three of those. She, I mean, let's be real. She did like the full-on stripper, like, and cool to each his own. I don't I'm not judging you, girls, but that was not an appropriate place to do that. It was not. Listen, there's grandparents in the crowd, parents, young children in the crowd. Yeah. Right? This is a you want your graduation. It's people are filming it. You want it to be a refined, yes, um, and sophisticated moment. And nobody is knocking you for celebrating. So it's a fun celebration. That's a big deal. Please celebrate, but not there's a class. Have some class. There is a time and a place for everything. And if at your post graduation party at your house. Yes. Yes. And if that's what you want to do, that's fine. Girl, get up on that rap at night with all your friends. Nobody cares. Do your thing. Yeah. But but there is a time and but and I always tell people, you know, these young kids are like, well, I do what I want, da da da da. And I always tell them, I'm like, would you do that with in front of your priest? Right. No. Would you do that in front of a police officer? No. Would you do it in front of your doctor? But you know what's sad though? But you know what's sad though? Is some of them would say yes to that. Some of them would. Some of them would. Let's be real. I know. Like this That's called a lot of this generation. Not all. Not all. There's some really great ones. But Oh, there's so many good guys. But there's a a percentage, not the majority. There's a percentage that I always say this, they are clothed and fed and they're loved, but they're not parented. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And that's a hard and again, we're not judging because I fuck up as a parent all the time. Um, but I like to think that my kids know how to handle themselves in public. They do, you know. Any of your kids. Well, let's just talk about your daughter doing that. Yeah. She knows better. Yeah. She knows better. And you see, my kid knows better than that. Right, right. It's just it's just strange. And then and then she's trying to say she was discriminated against because she's not getting her diploma. Well, no, you're not being discriminated against. You made a mistake. You did something wrong. Well, it was intentional though. Yes, yes. So, you know, yeah, not a mistake like, oh, I messed up. Like you did something that you knew you shouldn't have been doing. Her apology was well, she didn't know it wasn't an apology. No. She was she made a video like laughing about it. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you guys about my discrimination. Ha ha ha ha. There's no remorse. Yeah. There's no reflection. Yes. There's no parent to because I know you would kill your kid. I would like it. I would. But like we're the parents that are going, you know what? Yeah. Well, and then it's funny because that video that you showed me of like a girl like doing a duo thing, how I I'm old, I don't know what they're called. She was like commentating, like she's but she's like, you thought that everyone was gonna have your back, but no, girl, like this is messy. Yeah. And it is like you can't do stuff like that and expect everyone to have your back. No. Gross. Okay, but on the story. Great graduation. Yes, there's great graduation. There's the oh oh no. The other one. What? The other one, the Clayton High in North Carolina, where she was talking about like all the things Palestine and all the ice. Yes. They literally came up. The Valed Victorian. Valedictorian was talking about this. Beautiful speech. It wasn't she wasn't hussing. She wasn't. No, it wasn't it was well written and yet thought out. And the the principal took that mic from her. Yeah. It was so in the middle of her speech. And I just don't get it. Like we live in America, right? Right. Freedom of speech is still a thing? Or did he take that away? Well, there's but I mean there are limitations to your your high school graduation. I understand that. Right. But again, she's not talking about, hey, I'm slinging some dope. Does anyone want some? Well, and she's not talking about political parties. She's literally talking about right and wrong. Now, ICE, you could argue ICE is ICE is political. I mean, she did mention that. I don't know what she mentioned she mentioned it in a in a way, I think, and maybe because we're on that side side. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't it wasn't like, oh fuck ice, which please say that. Right. That's how we feel, but yes. But it was it again, yeah, still very politic or professional. Like it was Yeah, I wasn't. She's very tasteful. I get it, I get it. Yes, and I understand like like okay, the the administration has to do everything to like the administration of the high school has to do things to like keep it keep it neutral, right? But that's that you're allowed to say how you're feeling. Like if if it impacted you while you were in high school, your family, someone got taken from ice, or yeah, you know, whatever. Like, why why can we not talk about that? Well, as as we're talking about it though, here's what's like funny. I'm not changing my mind. Like, I still think that she should have been allowed to say what she said. But um, but I sort of understand, and I think that the way that they did it was kind of like crummy. Yeah. But if the shoe was on the other foot. Like if someone was talking about the other side of it, what would they have done? So I kind of like where the administration Yes, I get that. And maybe she was told to keep it simple and not political. Because you're supposed to turn in your speeches, right? Right. Or I have never been valedictorian. Oh, I was. I laugh. Just kidding. I wouldn't really know because I was not that person. What a lead jokeing. I could have never. But I don't know. Like, I know, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, like now that we're talking about. Devil that like would what were they supposed to do? Right, right. I get that. Yeah. But I just again I agree with her. Yes. I'm not saying I'm not saying I don't agree. Please know that. But like if they were pro like she's talking like, you know, Ice did this, I did that, but if she's talking the other way. Yeah. Would they have done? But see, that's the scary part. Would they have done it? Would they have done that? I bet you they would have, just because it's like the school district. Yeah, maybe. But then we have other cool graduations going on. So we had And it was very heartfelt. Like as she was emotional. They were they showed crap. Yes, they showed Paris like cheering her on, and it was beautiful. It was a really good thing. Yeah, it was. And and I think that's important. Stuff like that is so important. Yeah, it's very moving. Yes. And I and I'm a baby. I cry about everything. So it was very sweet. Yes. Oh my god. And then uh CSU Fresno, largest graduating Latino class in history. In history. And then what was the college stat? Like 90%. 90% of the graduates were first-time college student graduates, like first generation. That's nice. There was 1,174 graduates. This is a huge, a huge, huge, huge yes. So congratulations to all of them. Yes. And we need that. We need strong, diverse. Right. Yes. Diver. But it it is it is really cool. It's so cool because we we had um It's a very proud moment for everybody. Yes, yes. We went to our high school graduation and it I again got emotional. You know, my I call him. She cries. I cry very easily. Very easily. Like, don't judge me. We we listen and we don't you judge. She called me dead on the ass when I was uh but anyways, so my best friend's son, he graduated high school what? And then our like adopted son, he's not actually adopted, but he's our our son. And he graduated and then like a bunch of their friends, and that's right. It was it was really cool. It was just, you know, it's it's such an exciting time. Like they have so much ahead of them, and it's it's so cool. That's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. Oh now it's summer. Now it's summer. Okay, and it makes not hot girl summer. Just no, it is in it is bitch, get your life together. I'm not giving up on the hot girl summer dream, but I am. I am a hot I'm not even a hot mess. I'm uh I am a mild, lukewarm. I think we can hit hot girl summer, but I think what we need to Hot Girl Summer 2027. Bitch, you don't say this since 2022. Listen, this is the okay. It is 2026. Okay. Well, we're going 27. And I wrote it down. Okay, we're manifesting this. Okay. So Hot Girl 2027. Okay. But this 2026 is lukewarm. Yeah, 2026, we're kind of like, we're yeah, I'm just gonna lukewarm. Yeah, lukewarm sorry. It is very much a lukewarm. It's almost like it's almost like a cold summer. We're not going hot girl. But this is okay, so I am this is what we have to do. And my husband was talking about this the other day, and he's like, we have to start being a little bit more uh selfish and like getting our shit together and like really like focusing and and doing things for because every year after year after year, I've got this list of like things I want to do. Important things and then stupid things. Yeah. But you and I you and I do not do enough for ourselves. We run around like chickens with our heads cut off. I you do way less than than I like I get my nails done. I get my lashes done. Okay, you got your nails done and your lashes done. Yeah. Yes, but that I mean, and that is self-care. Yeah. It is because I feel like a troll without it. I know. So you're beautiful without it. But I know you feel like a troll without it. She's just a good friend to say that. But no, you're like you my two besties are just well, no. My bestie that's here is good about self-care because she works out every day. Like she knows. Like I have to get that from myself, my mental health, physical health, of course, but like mentally, like she's just thrown if she doesn't do that. Why is that our go to? Like, no, anything but that. Nobody. Anything but that. Anything but that. Yeah. I will go, but my self care. If I my self care would be like Shovin. Yeah. Going to I wanna show you. Because I need that for me. Yes. Right? Yes. I my self-care looks a lot different. You know what my self-care is? Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. I wrote stuff down. Okay. You guys are gonna laugh. I wanna learn to moonwalk. I love that. I wanna learn. Well, thriller by by fall. I know thriller. I just do thriller. Okay. I'm gonna perform it. Okay. Okay. On the podcast, by the way. So make sure you follow us YouTube, Instagram, TikTok. Yes. Because it will be posted. It will be, it's gonna be really good. Casey doing thriller. Thriller. Yes. Solo. Or do you want to do it with me? No, I want you to do it with me. Okay. I will you guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna kill it. Okay. Moonlock. She's gonna kill it. Thriller. I don't read enough. I used to read a lot, and I have not sat down with a good book in the longest time. And I'm gonna do a plug right now because this is really important to me. I'm gonna tell you the book I'm gonna read. And it is, I've read the first chapter. Okay. It is so good that I like. Were you a were you a big reader like before? Like when you were in college or high school? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I like I wasn't like I have a few friends that are like they read like a hundred books a year. Yeah. I was never like that. Because I don't have the time. Like I've never had a No, but that's why I said before. Like Yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah. I I wasn't the best reader, but I was a reader. Yeah, I was not. I never have been. I've read like a few, literally like a few that I like captivate me. And like there's some books that just like Yes, yes. I it it takes a lot to get my attention. Yeah. Because I don't have a lot of time. Yeah. So now when I start to read, I don't like I have to be like captivated. I read the first chapter and I'm like hooked. I'm yeah, I hooked. So this is the book you guys. It is available on Amazon right now. It's called Shadow and Honor. Okay. If you have not, by TC, the author James B. Cannon. Okay. Yes. I didn't know it was pretty interesting. It's actually it's really interesting. It's like a it's well, I don't want to give too much away. Yeah, like FBI agents and like all this stuff. And so um I'm gonna say, this is like not just this is genuinely a good book, but it's also written by someone that I know very well and that's someone that I love. Yes. And I would love for him to come on at some point and like check out this book. I would love that. But it's the first chapter is really good, it's very captivating. I'm in, it takes place here in Houston, and then it pivots to Paris, which is like that's my home away from home. It's really not, but I I want it to be. So she uh is Parisian at heart. Very Parisian at heart, yes, very much so. So, anyway, so he's gonna come on and talk about it. But I just wanted if you guys want a good summer read, this is a Shadow and Honor by James Buchanan. Super, super, super good so far. So, and I know it's just gonna be amazing after, but we're gonna have him on. He's a local Houston author, so yes. And speaking of books, because I'm very intrigued, I just ordered a book which I haven't done in I don't even know how long. That's for my kids. What book? It's called It's by Stephanie Land. Okay. And it is called it's they made a Netflix series, a just short series, but I finished the series in one I know, I know which one? Yes, in one day, because it was so good It's about DV, so if you have a hard time with that, maybe skip it. Um, but it's it's amazing. Single mom figures it out, has no support. It's called Hard Work, Low Pay, and Mother and Mother's Will to Survive, MAID. So it's incredible. Uh that book I would I would definitely read. Like again, I don't read. I'm not a big reader. Right. I I need to be better about that. I know it's good for us. I need to be so much better. Yeah at it. Yeah. But this is this this is the summer. Like I'm gonna read Shadow and Honor. Yes. And then after this one, yeah, I'll go to Maid. Yeah. That is Okay. Okay. We're doing this. Listen, you guys, we need to, we need some self-care. We need to do these things. We have to keep our brain sharp too, because we're getting older. So we need to do this in the world. I feel really old. You're not Ali. But I'm not. You're not. Not at all. But I feel like it. I don't know if it's the the weight of the world right now and just like even feeling. But you're just like, I don't know if everyone else is feeling this, but you just kind of feel down all the time. Yeah. Like, and it sucks, right? It's like, and and like you said, like definitely we need better self-care and more like time. But I think there's that mom guilt when we do things like that. Yeah. Like, like, oh well, if I get this for myself, then you don't get that for the kids. Yeah. The kids, not that they go without, but it's just a different. Yeah, it's just different. And so I don't know. It's it's it feels every uh and we've I've said this probably every every episode. Uh it just feels everything feels heavy. And so we need that self-care. We need to be selfish. We do. We need to be a little bit. Why is it selfish? I don't think that's a really good point. That's another thing. Why why do we call it that? Yeah. And and this goes for dads as well. Like, why do we call it selfish when it's just simply taking care of ourselves? Isn't that funny? Because I never Yeah, I I wrote it off as selfish and I didn't even think about that. Yeah. But you're a hundred percent right. Yeah. It's not selfish to take care of yourself. How is your family gonna be okay when you're not okay? Yep, you know, can't force from an empty cup. You can't. And and and it's easy to say that, right? Like we can talk as friends, we can talk each other through it, talk each other up. Hey, like, what do you need? What can I do for you? And yeah, you know, but then in return, well, what do I need? What can I do for myself? And I think we're we're bad about that. And not not because, you know, our spouse is like, oh, you can't do that, or yeah, it's not about that. It's it's us. Yes. We it's us. We block ourselves from it and mom guilt. Yeah. Sure. And dad guilt. Dad's dad's feeling too. Not all, not all. Not all, but some and some moms don't feel it. Some just they don't care. Oh yeah. They're like, sure, I got this done and that done. Their kids do go without give two shit. Which is awful, but yeah, that's a whole that's a whole other thing. Oh my gosh. But okay, the last thing on my list, I think our lists are probably very similar, right? Don't you want to learn how to main walk? I do not. Okay. I'm I'm good on the Clearly, only one of us. Okay. The last thing I want to do is try new restaurants. Okay. Do you remember? Oh, you guys, if you are in the Houston area. Yeah. Um, we went to one called Jalisco's a few weeks ago for our girlfriend's birthday. Yeah. Oh my gosh, it was so good. So good. Reasonably priced. Yeah. The drinks were bomb. The drinks were really bomb. The atmosphere was cool. The staff was friendly. Yeah. They were super sweet. The food was super sweet. Incredible. So we go for four of our birthdays. Yeah, we're like a birthday group. Yeah. Yeah. And whenever we go somewhere, we all try to get something different. So we can kind of like, oh, try the space. Yeah. And we all got something different. And everything we got was. Everything was good. There was nothing that I like. Yeah. Wouldn't it get again? You know what I mean? It was it was so good. It definitely drinks were good. Yeah. It definitely needs to be on our rotation. Yes. Yeah. We've been to a couple good ones. We'll talk about them. Yeah. You know, like as we go or whatever. Yeah. But we'll definitely talk about that. That was delicious. Yeah. And then we're and that's a big deal for us because like Mexican food here is just different. It is. We've talked about this too. This is like authentic Mexican food. It's n it this is I will process it by saying that Jalisco is not Tex-Mex. It is not. It is Mexican food. Right. Right. You know. And that's it's funny because there's such a big Latino community here. Yeah. But Tex-Mex is such a huge thing, and I'm just not a fan. Like I don't maybe if I grew up with it, I would be like, Well, you'd be more, yeah. Yeah. But like, it's just not. It's not my thing. No. It's really not my thing either. The only Tex-Mex place that I found that is I I really do think it's good is Lupe's. Lupe tortilla. Yeah, we still haven't tried it. I need to try it. It's really good. Their photos are delicious. Okay. But that is the only place where you're like if someone says Tex-Mex, I'm like, I'll go to Lupe's, but like I won't go to anything else. Yeah. Because it's just not. Yeah. I don't like Tex-Mex in general, but that place is good. And it's not um, it's like good food, good ingredients, chain, but it's a decent. No. And the price we pay for food nowadays, it's so expensive. So I don't mind going out less, but paying a little bit more for the good stuff. Yes. Yeah. Jalisco's, while it is very reasonably priced, it's still a sit-down restaurant. You have to tip and you, you know, you know, you have a drink or it's not anymore in the McDonald's, but it's so worth it. And it and it is a little bit expensive, but I was just sharing with um my husband the other day that I found that anything that is worth like like especially Mexican food. Yeah. Anything that tastes like like home to us is way more expensive. Yes. And but to us, because that's our Honestly, okay, so there's a chain here that I despise. I don't like it. And it is when we go, like for a family of four, like it's still What Jane, I wanna know. I'll whisper it to you later because I don't want to talk bad about them on the hair. Why? Because I don't want them to not be loved by some people. Well, some people can like you don't have to. Okay, listen, it starts with a P. Oh, I already know. And it's a chain. Yeah. And they have many, many and I just don't right there with my mom travels for here for work and she gets irrationally angry when she has like her clients say, Oh, let's go here. She's like, Oh my god. Yeah, I yes. And everybody loves it. Everybody loves it. And I'm like, why? Yeah. Because they have a And I heard it's pretty overpriced too, right? It is. Yeah. You spend enough money there. And I mean, I would rather, I would much rather even if it was four of us too, we ate. Yeah. We had entrees. We drank, like the four of us, like our birthday club. Yeah. We all had four had drinks. Yeah. And we got out of there, it was 200 something. Uh-huh. Yeah. We that's pretty good. Yeah. We had appetizers, yeah, drinks, and entrees. Uh-huh. We had four appetizers. Yeah, four drinks. Four entrees. Four drinks. Four drinks. And I think we all got a soda as well. Like calculating everything. And then because it was birthday. They gave everybody the birthday. Yeah. Yeah. And we didn't have dessert. No good. But we always get dessert. Yeah, we didn't. And then we were, well, everybody was so stuffed. Yeah. And like rolling out of there. Yes. But it was okay. Yeah. But it was really good. Like I'm like, and I want to talk about like good places and whatever. Because we traveled too, so I want to know what all the good places everywhere. Yes. Speaking of traveling. Yeah. We have a bunch of new listeners, and I'm You guys. So exciting. It is so exciting. Okay, so we are now. Okay. Give give hold on. Let me look it up too. Okay. We City of London. Woo! London. Melbourne. Nice. Hi, Australia. Tokyo. Oh my god. That's crazy. Riverside. California. Yes. Shout out to Riverside. Oh, I see it. I see it. Green. Ohio. Sugarland, which is here in Texas. Yeah. Riverside. We're in Brazil. Yeah. Turkey. San Juan Capistrano. Woo! Um. Uh we were in. Oh, we're in Edmonton. Can uh Canada. Brooklyn. Brooklyn, yes. Perth, which was one of like our first listeners. We love you still. Birdman, Oregon. We've got a few listeners there. Yeah. Fontana, Ontario. This is crazy. Morocco. Like. Dude, the list goes This is so cool, right? And it's cool because we can see our stats, but like it's just awesome to see that, okay, somebody's listening to us. Because sometimes we're like, are we that interesting? I mean, I thought I think we are, but I like honestly, oh, there's somebody at my ring. No, they don't even know. This one's just a person walking by. Have you like looked at your ring camera lately? Like it's it'll tell you now. Oh, I don't have I love ring. I love ring, but it'll we have blink. Oh, blink is good too. We have blink too. And it's cool because it's it shows you like a person or a dog or whatever, because AI, right? Right. Yeah. Well, ring started to like, it's more specific. Really? Yeah. So it's weird. Like like this one will it was like a person with their dog is walking on the street. Or like, you know, it'll it's very specific now and it didn't used to be. So that's pretty cool. Oh, that's kinda cool. Yeah, yeah. That is cool. And watching us. Yeah, watching us, which is a little scary. I know. We'll talk about that. Well well, you know what? When when um James B. Cannon comes and talks, he was a police officer in New Orleans. So I'm sure he has a lot to say. So that'll be kind of cool to like get his insight on all this like big brother stuff. Yeah, because it's kind of yeah, it's it's a trip. It's a trip. I know. Anyways. Alright, should we go? We should go. We should get the fuck out of here. I have a lot to do today. Do you? Yeah. I don't have shit to do. I have a lot. Summer. Summertime. Summertime. Oh wait. Are you traveling this summer? We're trying to plan a trip to California. Yeah. I I want to. I want to. I just have to like drag her. Self-care, bitch. Self-care, self-care, okay. Self care. Okay, we're on a trip to California on my list. Yes. Yes. Okay, so I want to. Yes. I don't know that I will be able to. So I have oh, that's the other thing that I'm really happy about is my in-laws. Hey, we're gonna talk about that. They're coming. My sister-in-laws are coming, my nieces are coming, my nephew's not coming. Um that makes me sad because he's really funny. Yeah, he's hilarious. He just he says things and I just laugh. Yes. And he knows I'm like laughing. Yeah. Like him and with him. Like, but not in like a bad way. So I'm kind of bummed he's not coming, but my niece is coming, she's really cute. So everybody's coming, so I'm gonna have like a house full. Let's uh literally a house full. I'm really excited about it. Yeah. But they're coming in like a week and a half, two weeks-ish, or whatever. And then I don't know how long they're staying, and then we have to be back because of my daughter's dance schedule. Yeah. So I don't know if I can squeeze it in into this really tight time frame, but I'm gonna We're gonna do it. I'm gonna try. Oh. We're gonna do it, and then we're gonna film and record at the trip. That's for the trip, like real world. Oh, road rules. Um, we have a road. Yeah, I see. Okay. It's funny. Okay, we're gonna wrap it up. So now you know, like, it's like Love Island and like temptation and I'm like, oh my god, I can't. But that's equivalent to like real world. Our real world. Real rules, like it's the same thing, right? Yeah, I mean, now it's like exaggerated and well, yeah, it's so produced, right? Like it's like my son loves it. It's my oldest son, yeah, not my little. My daughter keeps asking me to watch Love Island. I'm like, um, absolutely not. But when you're 40, they think it's real. Like him and his girlfriend watch it like guilty pleasure kind of thing, for sure. And they're like, no, this is real. I'm like, no, it's not, dude. It's not. It's it's not scripted reality, which they're like, yes, because they got married in real life. Yes, because they got paid to get in real life. There is an element of realism to it, but it's not, it's very produced, yeah. But all reality TV. Oh, for sure, yeah. I still want to be a part of it. Oh, remember when I told you her a real house wife? They're not going to because they're bravos filming this show here in Texas, but in born, Texas. But do you see that there's a bunch of controversy about it? No. People like were petitioning to like get it canceled. Why? Because like they don't want that kind of publicity tied in with their city. Oh my god. Yeah. Stupid. Yeah. Well, okay, then cancel it and start filming us. Yeah. Start filming our reality show. We're not rich enough for a girl. Nobody wants like nobody wants our lifestyle. No guys want to watch you would be watching us mop. Yeah. Hey, but I like I like the I love cleaning videos. Me too. I love me too. Like landscaping cleanups, house clean, car clean. Like, those are my guilty pleasures. Yeah. It's so funny. You guys can wanna watch me drive to get an oil change? Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. Why can't we have a like we can be like the basic bitches of Houston? That's basically what we are. Let's do it. Let's do it. Bravo. Basic bitches of Houston. Yeah. We're right here. We're right here. We're right here. Let's do it. Alright. Then we'd be canceled at the first episode. We would. Oh my gosh. Okay. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I got to do this. We're gonna be consistent. We'll be back. Yeah. In a couple a couple of days. Well, next week for sure. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. We'll film. We got this. Yeah. Now it's summer, so we have time. We have time. Kind of. Do it. A little bit. Okay. Hey. All right, bitches. Bye. Bye.