Anonymous! Mismatched thoughts...

Geese,.... LMAO special guest " bleep bleep" 

Speaking about things most don't speak about

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unknown 0:00

All right.

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Same color just missed match. I'm here with.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Yeah, man. Yeah, we're right here. We just um we're just spontaneously in a city over over the hill from the valley. I'm not gonna say what side.

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Over the hill.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

You know, there's a lot of hills. It could be Beverly Hills.

SPEAKER_02 0:17

At least it's not over the range.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

It could be Simi Valley. It could be some valley.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

It could be San Gabriel Valley.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

We're just over the hill.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

We're over the age. We're almost not over the hill with our age though, because I'm young.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

That is true. That is true. It might be over that hill. Wait, like give me give me two months. I'm gonna get some Botox and I'm gonna be young too.

SPEAKER_02 0:35

Yeah, but like all like hard hard-faced.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

Like Jim Carrey.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

You're like, hey, my cheeks don't move when I smile. Like that's what happens, right? You know, Botox moves through the face. It can like travel.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Yeah, and yeah, it's not like a one-time thing. You gotta keep paying, you gotta keep the treatment freaking Botox fillers?

SPEAKER_02 0:52

Yeah, it's not like um go get your fillers on.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Every six months, zero interest for 12 months.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Yeah, you're like, damn. You're like, you're like, you're just putting some crap in my face.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Everyone's approved.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Like, oh, take a look at my wrinkles with that botanism, botanism.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Hey, what were we talking about? Look before we got into this. Let's keep going to that.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

We're talking about life.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

That's here's yeah, life, you're right, you're right. So, karma, parentheses, brackets, life life. And it's like, fuck, man. Like, you just gotta know. You don't have a guidebook to life.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

But you gotta know how to make decisions, man. That's what it comes down to. How to move. Everything's a choice. Everything is a choice.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

It's like, ah no.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

I choose to be here.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

I'm here because I choose to be.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

I choose you.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

I choose you too.

SPEAKER_00 1:38

I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

We have anonymous here, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

You can either higher the pitch or lower the pitch. I don't care. Just kind of like make my voice sound deeper. Be deeper. Yeah. So oh, we like it deeper. Oh, deep. It's gonna get deep. Oh, we like it deep. So that that question is like no, not a question. It's like a phrase.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

I would hope it's not a question.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Are you is that a question? Nah, nah, we could do that, but we're not going to right now, guys. We're too good at that. We might we might keep it going for quite some time, but life is a is a is a great one. You gotta you choose what you want. They choose what your life is, you know.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

We only have one life.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

For us, for us, man, it's like for me, it's like it matters. It does matter. Things matter, you know?

SPEAKER_02 2:27

Life matters. The little things, the little things and big things, medium-sized things too. They all count.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

They do.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

They all add up like a bunch of sand.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Eventually.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

And like a little like little hourglass, and then you flip it over and you're like, shh, that's what it that's what it reminds me of. You know? All these like little endeavors and all these little things, it's all like sand that just goes into like the little hourglass, you flip it upside down, your timer is going.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

Are you trying to hypnotize me right now? Because I'm like, I'm picturing that shit right now, and we're just really relaxed.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

Like, oh like um being all of a sudden. Be the sand. Be the sand. Be one.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

All of a sudden I'm not sweating.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Right?

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Oh yeah, how the extra twitch has just gone away.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

Twitch, twitch. Like, um, have you tried biting your ear recently or no?

SPEAKER_00 3:15

Why you saw me? Did you catch me doing that shit, man? Fuck. I've been trying. I've been trying. I've been cutting down on that, you know?

SPEAKER_02 3:23

It's just um I try to see behind me, you know, so I understand. So while you're trying to catch your ear, I'm trying to like see behind me, and like you know, be like an owl reaching my head around, like, ooh.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

Yeah, I can see I can see that. You see behind you.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

No vertebrae. I think that's no vertebrae, right? I don't even know the the fucking name, but the bones, but we're something like that. I think it sounds right, or the spine.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

But that's just a trip though, right? Where I was telling you, like, that's just crazy. Like the the for it to be like you're the person who brought you to this world to like sponsor that to have.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Yeah. That's fucking weird. You're like, you're like, yeah, go, go, like, go. Like, it's like making literally making them what you want them to be.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

That's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Literally, it's pretty fucked up because you're like changing their whole life for your for your own months.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

And you know what's crazy is like yeah, it's it gets even more fucking like I don't know how to put it. It makes more sense. It with time, it made more sense because like the vulnerability between my boy Slash and uh myself were like it he opened up to like the shit he went through when he was so he was no like how how he got abused and you know.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

So he was right, he was, he was. It had to be it has to be because what else would it be?

SPEAKER_00 4:38

And I remember the time that that was brought up, that topic, it was I was with one of um one of his homegirls, you know, like a girl, like like a real girl, real, yeah. And and it was so intense that that person asked her, like, so so what is it that made you like dick?

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Wow, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

I was like, whoa.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

And what you think?

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Like when did you realize when did you when did you realize like you know what? I want to get fucked. That's what and I was just like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Yeah, let a let a woman ask that question, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:10

And I'm just like, damn, like, and then I just fucking piggy writed. I'm like, so yeah, no, that's a very good question. What what did what Yeah, I'm wondering, yeah. What the fuck made you like like dick, you know? Like what did they say? And she's just like, I got molested when I was seven by my uncle, and I liked it.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

And I liked it, huh? That's usually what how it starts because they're not born like I'm like, fuck, nigga. So some abuse happens.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

I'm like seven, you were you seven, you were seven, so when when we went in middle school, when we were in middle school, this had already happened. And and and then she he explained the transition of like becoming the opposite gender.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Now, did the mom know that the molestation happened? Or did it just go with it? Like, oh, you want to be this, let me just support that. Or did they or was it her brother that was the uncle that molested her? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

There's a lot of gaps into like the I just I would just listen more than ask, you know?

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Once in a while I gotta ask those questions. No, of course we just asked. Is that your mom's brother? Is that why your mom's okay with transitioning you? So the to cover it up or make you feel a bit more comfortable with like what happened to you because it might have been her brother who molested it?

SPEAKER_00 6:13

It'd be a whole series of questions, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

Because how does the mom enable that in a sense?

SPEAKER_00 6:20

So the the the fact that this girl that asked him the question was like very, really like fucking like, damn, that's that's fucking bold, right? So that is what started the explanation the reason or the root of like why she he is what he is now. And how and then the following along with like the questions as to why he liked it. He liked it.

SPEAKER_02 6:42

It's like you're seven years old, how do you know what you like?

SPEAKER_00 6:45

Exactly. So they got that motherfucker, that motherfucker did it in the worst timing in his way being changed, yeah. And for him, like it's in the best time because he did it where it's like they kept he kept doing it.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Mmm. And groomed him.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

And it even got to the point where like he groomed that. She would we be like looking for him.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

Oh, like waiting for that.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

Instead of it being the fucking adult to finesse it to happening, now it was him just going and doing like little gestures and like where he knew that the attention was gone and eventually became that.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

Yeah. Yeah. It's thick, it's fucking disgusting. And then and then it would be like a chuckle after like saying the story, like it would move to be like, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

You're like, wow, that's right.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

And then she kind of grew like it kind of grew like this sense of pride of what sh what it is now. And I don't I'm just like, man.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Yeah, that's rough, that's rough.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

You know what? You like the dope? Is it good? Yeah, all right, cool. I'll hit you up, thank you, I'll see you, and I'll I'll be gone. That's what I would do. I could I wouldn't stay overnight. I wouldn't stay. No, because I always, you know, I'm always moving and shit. Like, I I just I wouldn't. It was in that something I did. And I never overstayed my welcome. Like, I'll it would be like, hey, you wanna kick it? I'm gonna go to work, I'll be back. I'm like, nah, uh. No, I'm good, man. Thank you, you know. Thank you. But when I started, like, you know, we all have our rough times. Even then, like, I'll go, I'll like shower up, and then just like, but he'll leave, you know, like she'll leave. And like, I appreciate it. Like, it's still good people, man. I have nothing bad.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

Yeah, but it's interesting, it's good to learn from.

SPEAKER_00 8:21

It's just very bizarre, man. The stories that he'll tell me about, like the people that would pay him to do whatever they yeah, all kinds of people. One of them was a golden shower. That was a more bizarre, the one of the most bizarre ones was the Golden Shower Brothers. We call them that.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Oh, yeah?

SPEAKER_00 8:36

Golden Shower Brothers is like a consecutive customer that calls her on a yearly basis. Maybe out of the year, probably like six times. Like, and there were brothers. There were brothers, right? Hindus that would pay top dollar for them to pee on her. On her, and him, on him, on him, not him pee on them. It became that, eventually it became that as well.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

Oh damn, like let's just pee a pee a pee festival.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Which he which he got really smart on in the in the business perspective and added a fee that was substantial, but they paid it. So it's he'll be cashed out, like he'll be What do you think he's able to maintain that lifestyle with the fucking palms? You know how much you know how much you know how much the rent is on a monthly basis to pay what those rooms have?

SPEAKER_02 9:22

A lot.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

Let's do the math. Two months. I don't even know what it's like what a hundred to So we'll we'll multiply how much is the room rate? 140 times seven. 140 right there?

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Yeah, that's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

Let's just run it real quick.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

You gotta run it on yours because I have the 140 times.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Maybe you have it. You have it yours?

SPEAKER_02 9:40

140 times uh 30?

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Oh, I have no no one for 30. Let's say on the big 31. What the month I have 21 here. You want some of this? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

I don't know where oh, is that your phone right here? I have done it.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

But damn.

SPEAKER_00 9:55

But um, isn't it isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Wow, so what was it what was the fee like? It's like an add-on fee for them being there? No, it was like like a substantial fee. So it was like, oh, here's this for the action, but then you have to pay me for another, like a like a cleaning fee or some shit.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

So the the number, I'm gonna give it just a like a ballpark was um somewhere with closer to 2,000 just for the whole urinating on her. Her uh him.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

But not that was right.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

But then it became like a oh well, would you be willing to urinate on us? That's your manager. If he didn't like being a he, that was like getting out of his comfort zone. So he now had to unduct tape his process. Yeah, yeah. So now he has to pay for that taste. Now if they ask for this, it changes everything because she can't wear what she likes to wear because it's gonna be showing. You feel me? And now she that now it's out of it's he's out of his comfort zone now. So it got it got a little if there's the work to it on his end.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

That's that's I mean, like out for my uncomfortability, for my for me doing it to you, that's it, hold another fee and another fee, and then you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 11:02

Like so he had re- There was And then cleanup if it's not in the bathroom? That's uh I don't know. Fee for that too. Oh please, can you please not talk about the cleanup? Thank you. I would appreciate it, please. I just I have a weak stomach, you know?

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Me too.

SPEAKER_00 11:14

Alright, just talk to the crew, eh guys? Can you make sure she's there's under like a script right here in the background? Please, guys. I make sure you should be. It's very important for me to like stay in the shower, but I'm jet- my fucking stomach is very sensitive, like oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

Stay in the shower, stay in the shower.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

That's you showering. Oh, so what the fuck? What the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_03 11:32

Woo!

SPEAKER_00 11:34

Alright, so we're doing the math. What uh what a what a um a exotic escort? 140 times uh to make at the Luna motel.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Luna's a popular area.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

That's crazy if it's that much for that.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

So each room is 140 a night. That's crazy. For that place, that's crazy. It is cracky fucking whack, right? Yeah, it's like you would at least think it's decent. Go to best western for that price. Times seven, because seven days in the week, that's 980. On a weekly basis. Times four equals 3,920. Let's add 140 for the days that has 31. 4,000. 4K for a fucking low quality fucking room. Like one of the worst things. Full of crackheads full of violence, full of crushes. Every fucking thing. Every fucking thing. That one dude you fucking hate in high school that's on drugs, is there, he's been there in the same place. Like that, that type of environment.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Mm-hmm. Yeah, worth it.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

Would you do it I want to repair fucking a fortune? Not for that.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

You could be in b- You could be somewhere in the middle. You'd be having your own two apartments.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

4,000 a month?

SPEAKER_02 12:39

You can have two apartments. You can have your boyfriend and you in different apartments.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

But the food owners, they're used to working out with them. And in some, I eventually found out, I ended up finding out that they they would take booty for a payment. K2. K2 was the one who like they was doing that. I was just like, what happened? The call food just I got a- I got a trick, and I'll end the trick would be the owner to come like do the checking and all that. And I was like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

They own the they own the same one that's down the street from my house, the townhouse. You know how I know? Because the same cleaners are right there.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

Really?

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

They own both of those places. They own that one and then the one townhouse. The young dude, um, he's I want to say they also own the other one by across the street from Target. Um Burbank. Like Al Cortez or like a banana. Oh no, no. No, no, no. The no, that was like more past that. So it's like uh it's before, it's like right by Target, like the Al Cortez, like cabal.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a white tall.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

I think they want to own one of those too, one of those.

SPEAKER_00 13:39

But I think I know what's in I think I know what's been talking about. It's like the fuck, the cabanita or something.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

Uh-huh. Right next to the Al Cortez.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

Ratchet, that one was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

Al Cortez is nice now, though.

unknown 13:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

They redid it. There's nice.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

It's pretty mm-hmm. It's pretty nice. You got a good night there?

SPEAKER_02 13:54

It's pretty nice, huh?

SPEAKER_00 13:56

Let's be honest. Even though even the cheapest room, there is a good time. You know, as long as you bring yourself, yeah. Because you know, you go just down the street in your home.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

Jump on the bed.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

Make the noise, it's like, yeah. It's a weird thing. Bouncy bouncy, I jump on the little fucking desk with the lamp over the fucking where you can just see it. So you can see the detail on the food.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

Yeah, that's if you get the lamp.

SPEAKER_00 14:16

Cheese.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Yeah, basically. Or like you're like, what the fuck is on that wall? Like, what the hell is that shit? Like, they don't know how to paint this shit.

SPEAKER_00 14:23

Like or you just walk into it and there's a whole fucking podcast going on spontaneously. I'm just like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 14:29

You're like, hey? Hey, what is this?

SPEAKER_00 14:30

What's going on right here, Mike? And then we did one remember that. Yeah, we sure did. The early days. Early days would make this back in the day. It's probably this today's unfiltered.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

The unfiltered rah rah rah. Hey, hey, hey, look at this guy. I want to be like him when I'm older, like all old, walking with that wedgie. You know what I mean? Like like walking with something.

SPEAKER_00 14:50

Like, you know, like I don't know if I want to fucking live that long.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

I do. I do, because I want to be like, I want to be like to my grandkids, you know why you tell a motherfucker?

SPEAKER_00 14:57

If I'm not getting my dick sucked or fucking at that age, there's no really.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

I think they are still all the time. Why wouldn't they? There's somebody probably just as old as them, like doing look how he's walking. Wait, you know what? He has them little peppins in his step. He's getting his. He's looking at him.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

He's getting fucked.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

He's getting his. He's like all happy, like doo-doo doo look at him, shake his butt, whether whatever team he plays in.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

Maybe old boy is doing that, you know?

SPEAKER_02 15:17

Yeah. Uh-huh. He might be doing the second.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

You got what did we tell crew members? You guys didn't remind her that you have a weak stomach, man.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

I know. I know the old old weaning.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

You can put vomiting noises here just to like you know, like, or yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

I mean, he has a nice little pep in his head, though. He's like walking with it, but maybe he's butt plugged. Maybe, maybe, but you maybe I mean to I mean, like it has to be a certain certain length to keep it in.

SPEAKER_00 15:44

This is like the little fucking plugs, you know?

SPEAKER_02 15:46

Those are like, those are just the corkscrews. Those are just to be like cute. Like the little diamonds. Accent?

SPEAKER_00 15:51

Like a little accent.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

Yeah, like just a little decoration. You know, like how they get little gems on their cheeks and shit, like diamond on top of the cake? Yeah, little little sprinkles and shit.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

You're like, don't laugh or cough. It might go pop. You're like, where'd the fuck it go? Oh now.

SPEAKER_00 16:09

Oh, fucking nasty. That's fucking nasty.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Now you see it, now you don't.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

No, I still see it. It's fucking it's like the fucking expensive fucking. And if it's the lighter one, then you can go. On the top where you shouldn't be like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 16:25

It's a little uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

It's the experience.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

I mean, you never you never know.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

It's the experience.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

If you exercise with it in your butt and you exercise, it'll make your butt grow a little bit faster.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

You know, those days, chip on this, now that I'm thinking I'm talking about the other day I was with Domin. Uh, we're not gonna this is a very uh this episode is brought to you by the no name production. Anonymous beep beep fucking and I'm like, hey fool. We get I'm like, where's the where's the um you know the food? And he's like, oh, hold on. I hear all these noises and shit. And I'm like, I'm I was on my phone, and I just hear like a and I'm like, oh, what was that? And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, wait, nigga, we just walked, like, why the fuck is it? Why do you have any up your fucking ass, nigga? And he's like, you never know, dog. I'm like, nah, fuck no, nigga. What do you mean you never know? Do you like that shit up the dick or what? Like, what the fuck, dick? You don't see no police. We're not in jail, my boy. Like, we're not in jail, fool. Don't that's your shit. I'm gonna get I'm gonna call home and get a new one. That's your shit right there. I ain't gonna vibe no smoke, though. Like, dookie dope.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Man, man. Dookie dope. When you said when I used to make fun of my uh my uh my ex's brother, he'd be like, one, two, three, hoop it. One, two, three. So I'll be like, are you practicing in the mirror? One, two, three. Cops. I was like, cops, like see how fast you can get in. That was it, one two, three. That was just one cops. Like you say, cops are like going for the acid right, but you're like, dude, like I just said cops, like you're already reaching for your butt, trying to throw it in it. And then I'm like, I don't ever want to, I don't want nothing from you, type shit. Cause like, man, and then another time, like carrots, carrots.

SPEAKER_00 18:02

No, the carrot, that's why you were that oh fucking. That's one of those nice things. It's all leaned.

SPEAKER_02 18:05

It's all like, it's all fucking, you're like, oh hell, yeah, like you're like one, two, three, one, two, three. I'm like, you guys are practicing in the mirror on how to get it up there.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

I think they just do like one.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

You see cops? You're like, what you didn't even get to do the first syllable. You're just like boops. Like, I just saw a cop drive by and you're like, you're like, where to go? Look at the what are you africadabro?

SPEAKER_00 18:27

Yeah, why over here like still doing like a hell of a no spit, no loop, no nothing?

SPEAKER_02 18:32

He just like he just goes in there like instantly.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

No, he spits, bro.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

We put it in the prison drawer like this, hey? Not even, not I don't even think they put a spit. Uh you just hit cops and they're like reaching for the butt. You're like, yeah, your hands fast as fuck. That's a lot of people. That's why I'm like, ah nah. Like this one this one time. Oh, they're we're like playing duck deck goose.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

It's not gonna be the same.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

Duck Deck Goose, doesn't mean we were playing Duck Deck Goose, like, oh, cops like cars are coming, right? And then the cops pulled up and I'm like, don't move, okay? Because cops won't see you with the flashlight if you move, right? By the way, so if ever the cop flashes you, don't move because you won't be seen. Like, don't move, we're all frozen in different positions. And we're like, oh, you guys did not move. And the home girl, no, the home girl was like, if they ask me, my name is Maria. And then we're like, who the fuck are you, bitch? We're like, oh hell no, we gotta remember a fake name. We gotta remember fake names.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

She makes loving.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

And then she's like, and then she almost like, and then afterwards, we're like, Where's the where's the weed at and stuff like that? She's like, oh, let me get it. Oh, bitch, keep that shit. Nobody wants a little pussy, like pussy, like pussy on anything. Pussy juices go blend in.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

That thing is that I'm not gonna lie to you. If it's that, I want it'll be a pat. I wanted my I would get it.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

I mean, as well as coochie juice. I mean, my thing is like Michael, my okay, off the subject. My thing is you know, when a women have to when a women have to put it up there, do they put it up their butt or their coochie? That's what I want to understand.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

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unknown 20:04

Beep.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

No, but like, but women have it like where do they put it at? When women have to hide it. Yeah, where would I put it in? My butt or my cooch?

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Whatever. I don't wouldn't mind. No, I mean, like, is there no certain way? No.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

No, but with women, there's no, I mean I don't know. Is there I don't know. I never I never Atlist on the one who put it in.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

I'll tell you exactly how that happened. But let's just say it were to be that how, why, I don't know, but just like I'm gonna pack it this. I'll be like, okay. And this thing happens. But no pasanada. No, but come on, that's a nasty thing. That shit probably has hair in it. I don't know if you fucking eat some fucking carnitas, you know what I mean? Like motherfuckers eat some corny, some corn. Fucking eating some fucking chips at two in the morning and shit. Fuck some hot pot corners. And then wake up so it's not we're all we're all on fucking balance. You feel me? We eat, we eat a little bit like some hair out of buffings. I can already imagine what's coming out. Like with it.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

Some long ass fucking pubic butt hair.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

But no, you know, but it's but it's like for example.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

It gets so stuck in the hair. Imagine if they're trying to get in and there with like my my jungle down the hill. My but my bottle jungle fucking.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

Chill, chill, chill. Chill, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

That's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

No, no, no, no, wait, just wait, just chill.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

The fucking button?

SPEAKER_00 21:25

No, man. Jungle? No, but you see, like it would change gears is like if you say it's a yours, like, yeah, but I don't got a I don't got Jerry Curl butthole here.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

That's so that's okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:34

That's what it does.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

But like a man, it's like what if it is if he's all secondary? Shoot it. You want me to help you?

SPEAKER_00 21:39

I got shoes. Like if you're busy like on the phone, like emailing your work, yeah. I just I got there you go.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

Yeah, but a man, that's that's a whole nother thing. You're like, you're like nigga.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

Yeah, you have pockets, dick.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

There's a little pocket right there, you have to do it. The shoots are so shoes, right?

SPEAKER_00 21:56

It's the shits like this big why, like this, not even there's no music. There's no need for it. Throw it on the ground, yeah. There's no need for it to be.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

By choice. A whole ass fucking bitch. Totally by choice.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Oh man, I'm just like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Like, there's like there's no there's no thread around. You could you could have just threw it away or dropped it on the screen. Why you gotta put it in your prison pocket, in your prison drawer?

SPEAKER_00 22:17

Yeah, and this is where like we sometimes become oblivious.

SPEAKER_02 22:19

You know what's so funny? Is that the little banks, the little old school bank things that you know put the money in and go?

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Nah, nah, come on, man. You can't. No, but that's what bubble do.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

Like after a certain point, like they suck it up like you can't even get back. You know? Like I had a homegirl who lost a whole ass vibrator in there, and then she like that, and you hear it in her. And it's like it's that because I'm like, that's why you don't put bullets in your butthole. You put something that has a little handle so you can't get locked in there. And then, like, you know, it's like golf. Yeah. It's like, where does the fucking bullet go, bitch? Why would you put a bullet in your butthole, dude? Like knowing it's gonna the little thing is like a bank teller, it's gonna suck it up. Like, of course it's lost in your fucking body. That's why it has little handles for the butt toys. You know, there's a handle so it doesn't get lost.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

Hey man, shout out, shout out to to people who are putting things in their buttholes. No, to the girls that and enjoy to the girls that enjoy that that uh that experience of like eating it, getting eaten. Shout out to that, you know. Yeah, I just changed it. So I'm just gonna change up, make a quick right off the topic, because man, that's just fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

Yeah, only men be shoving shit up their butts. Like I've seen some shit.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

I mean, you know what?

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Some toy cars, some little jelly.

SPEAKER_00 23:29

If we can somehow erase the last two 2,026 years we've been living and we start off French now, I'm gonna have to say shit, man. You know what? You're right. Because we see it so much.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Yeah, we do.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

Like room, vroom, room.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

Nah, you see? That's when you fucking start making my stomach fucking twirl, nigga. No fucking soon. Yo, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Room, broom, room. The people say, way yo, way yo.

SPEAKER_00 23:57

Boom boom boom boom. It's fucking then a whole playlist, and then you have some fucking Cisco in the playlist, too.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

Yeah, like fucking tip.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

Bad bunny featuring bad bunny shit, man.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Yeah, his gay ass, huh?

SPEAKER_00 24:11

Nah, but getting back in all seriousness, man, that there's no need for you to have that shit up your ass. Yeah, we're going to one. Now you see it that jump.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

What's the best little drawer, secret drawer that you have?

SPEAKER_00 24:26

That's not a secret fucking drawer. That's a fucking door that's not, it shouldn't be fucking open.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

It shouldn't be. It should not be. It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be like tampered with. It should have like a little warning sign, like you know, a little warning tape.

SPEAKER_00 24:40

Let's just make it, let's just remind the person.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

If the tape is taken off, you know it's broken.

SPEAKER_00 24:44

Just jumped in, somehow jumped into this part of the story. I'm gonna refresh your guys' memory. But holes. We're talking about men and women. But holes. But yeah, why niggas we fucking like, you know who you know who you niggas are, man.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Yeah, you love.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

I'm not gonna fucking say you know who the fuck it is, man.

SPEAKER_02 24:59

Yeah, and if you don't, at least at least do yourself a favor and do your partner a favor and let them know.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Are you questioning yourself right now? Why are you finding this podcast so fucking interesting? Yeah, I would too. It's fucking for you. I'm not even, you know, but anyhow. For you, you, you, and you. You guys walk around with shit up your ass, man. It's like fuck. I mean, like, but if you're going to prison, you're going to jail. I get it. That I don't even make your money. Whatever the case. But out in the street? Like, you're gonna go to the liquor store?

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Pull it out.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

It's damn.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

You're like, hold on, which which size do you want? You want to? Just in case. A dime or dub? Okay, hold on. Let me see what comes out first.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

Just in case.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

You yeah. You're like, where's the thread at? You just like putting things in the butt.

SPEAKER_00 25:39

The thread of the thread of it going into the butt or like the thread in the book. I know. Oh shit, man.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

It's like I need TP bar my bungalow.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

I don't know what to.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

Yeah. Corn huddyo. I'm corn huddle.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Nah, man, but for girls, man, girls, shout out to the girls that that that are about that, you know?

SPEAKER_02 25:57

Hey.

SPEAKER_00 25:58

I've had some girls that are like, they don't, they don't like that. I'm just like, hmm.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

You know what?

SPEAKER_00 26:02

Uh yeah, you have to do it the right way. You don't have to know how to do it. You do have to know how to do it.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

If you can't just like pfft, it's not it, because it makes a woman feel like they have to do shit.

SPEAKER_00 26:11

But then there's always that one that's like it, you're not even talking about it, and they're just like, I just one thing I don't do and it's not anal. That's anal. That it's a little more like a it's like a healthy boundary.

unknown 26:21

Hey.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Gotta have boundaries, yeah. I got and if you don't respect that, even prior to it already being access, like to you're gonna fuck, in other words, and you still do that, that's some weird shit, you know? In my opinion.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

No, it is. It is. If you have a if you have a whole if you have a pussy, then why do you go for the butt? If they put the boundary unless the pussy's loosey, loosey, loosey, and you don't.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

It's happened. Hey, you know what? Fuck, it's happened. I swear to you. And then I'm like, why the fuck will you be tripping on this? It just went in real quick.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

Like, yeah, yeah. Obviously it has.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

And then it comes out to like now you know it's just just like it was just like a cover up.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Yeah, yeah. But you're like, you're like, oh, it's like it's because remember, the butthole is like a big tail, it just sucks it in there, like.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

What's a makeup brand?

SPEAKER_02 27:03

Maybelline. Maybe it's Maybelline.

SPEAKER_00 27:05

This this episode is brought to you by Maybelline Maybe it's Maybelline or wet cover up or wet, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Cover up or wet. They're all kind of funny. Your names on it. You say that. Maybe it's Maybelline, or maybe it's just wet. Wet is one of them.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Cover up. Wet but clean.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

Yeah, wet. Mm-hmm. It's just wet and juicy.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

What about what?

SPEAKER_00 27:24

I mean, what about like I don't know, but mouth do you?

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Have you ever heard of a woman creep?

SPEAKER_00 27:28

I well men plenty of times. It's normal. And normally when I'm fucking, not not just normally or after we're done fucking because the air that goes in.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yeah, never gonna put air in a woman. You should never put air in a minute. I'm not mine.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

If it's coming out the pussy out of mine, if it's coming out the ass, it just depends how. Like, are you asking like in general or like when we're fucking or just in general, creeps? No, they don't bug me.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

I have one friend who goes, like, when does creeps sound like bad? I'm like, when is creeps?

SPEAKER_00 27:53

Like, is it bad for me to say that I might I might turn me turn me out?

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Are you like, are you catching the creeps with your mouth?

SPEAKER_00 27:59

I'll just be like, I'll just do like a quick finger, like a hook.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

Like when they chase the dragon? Are you chasing the dragon?

SPEAKER_00 28:05

The hook? Is that chasing the hook is called considered chasing the dragon?

SPEAKER_02 28:10

No, like chasing the dragon, like you're trying to catch the the cleef.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Oh yeah, yeah, no, no. Yeah, that's more like uh yeah, you just like follow it.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

Yeah, follow follow the cleaf.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Follow the ceef. Follow the queef. Sounds like a fucking cereal.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

And when men like men, this is like peef, I call him peef.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

It sounds like a novella. Like a little. It sounds like a soap opera in this episode of Follow the Ceef.

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Follow the Ceeve.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Jessica gets fucked by Jenny.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

And maybe and then maybe Mario might do a little peef with his penis hole.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

Fucking uh Mario tried drugging fucking Albert. And he gets caught.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

And yeah, and he got caught, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

He got caught in the act.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

And then what does he do? Mario goes, it's just a peef. It's okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

I don't want to ruin it for you guys. I've seen this, but it's like I kinda I kinda like I kinda're not gonna lie. That's pretty fucking smooth how it like smooth operator. Like how it didn't imagine what imagine it would be smooth operator. I can't think.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

Yeah, I'm imagining you would have been somebody's victim.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

Who me?

SPEAKER_02 29:16

In general. Like uh anybody. Imagine like just being like, you know.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

Yeah, you know what? I that actually sometimes I And then not even knowing what like if they got pictures of that moment. Um the thought wouldn't last too long though. I'm gonna be honest with you, it wouldn't it just fade like it came up, it will come up, but I it's long as you enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00 29:36

What are we enjoying what? What are we enjoying? I'm enjoying it or not.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Like people I always say, you want to root for me? Go ahead and root for me as long as it just make sure I like it though, even if I don't remember it.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

But it's different for you girls, right?

SPEAKER_02 29:48

I mean, you know, like it's one of those.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

But why would a guy do it? You think oh of course you're men do it to girls, that's fucking whack, man.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

They know they got 15 minutes to get them out the door, usually with a G G H B M. They day rape them. They know within 15 minutes if there's too much, they're gonna be dropping. That's dead body weight.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

Like if they fall asleep too much.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

They're dead, yeah. Not dead, but yeah, dead weight. I learned that from a guy in the bar that was like, oh, that girl's that girl was like perfectly fine, and then she was like, like being brought out by that, and he's like, Oh, day rape. Men know how to like see that right away.

SPEAKER_00 30:17

I have some whack ass. You got some whack ass motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Or drug men to get dick or butthole.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Spending money to go out on dinner with these hoes, motherfuckers, and fucking just to fuck them motherfuckers. Sometimes don't even fuck them, motherfuckers. Shit, man.

SPEAKER_02 30:33

Well, you know, we gotta be ladies.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Go to the fucking support, go to support in Roll School and pay the fucking fee. You just get rid of you get done like in five minutes. Well, for the if you want to fuck it that fast, it can be that fast. I'm just saying, like, you don't have to do the whole rape route.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

You can just go buy the buy a sole prostitute. Whatever you spend on the fucking, whatever you spend on the fucking drugs, you might as well just go buy it, buy a hooker that's willing.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

This yeah, this episode is sponsored to you to buy all the hookers in Sepulveda. Go and find yourself one any time of the fucking day. So most of the time they're in the nighttime by that liquor store. That's not true. Go at 2 p.m. 2 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

They don't pass the banana on a victory.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

You know that's for liquor, also. There's a liquor store right there. You can just go buy the liquor. You might find yourself a prostitute. You can find all kinds. They bargain, work the price out.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Yep, just make sure you want to. If what you're looking for is what you get because you never know. There's like some of them are misleading.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Some of them, some of them don't even want to fuck. They'll they'll do you. That's that those it I can't really say it it's very common, but it will happen to you. So just be careful. You go there.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

I mean, just make sure if you're looking for a woman, is it really a woman after you take off the top and the bottom? Because you never know, you know? Because I mean there's a lot of misleading people that are like, it's it's false advertising.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

And if you're fucked up, you might not know until you put your hand down there and it might have a bigger dick than you do.

SPEAKER_00 31:48

Hey, let me tell you something. And then what?

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Then what are you going to do?

SPEAKER_00 31:50

It's a very it's a it's a what it's a prostitute thing to confirm that the person is not a cop. They have you grab their titty, right? Oh, yeah. They do this thing like, oh, let me see your grab my tit. They do that to save their cops, right? Oh.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

Oh, they'll ask you. Can you grab them? The cops can't grab them?

SPEAKER_00 32:04

If the cops can't.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Oh, you know what I noticed the cops can't do either? They can't take nothing from you. So if you go, like you want a piece of gum, they can't take your gum.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Or they'll be like, show me your dick. They'll do that. Like, they'll show them their dick? If we don't like if like you say you go to a hoe, right? Hey, what's up? How much? Are you a cop? No. Alright, let's show me your dick. And if you don't show it, I'll I know it's stupid, but if you don't show it, they think you're a cop, they they automatically you ain't fucking. You get me? So there's this weird things they do.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

You're like, you're not setting me up, buddy. Type it.

SPEAKER_00 32:30

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

So it's like let me see your dick. Because if uh what if they start showing their dick in their cops?

SPEAKER_00 32:34

So in this case, what we're talking about, because I was almost forgetting on why. It's like have them be like, let me touch your pussy.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 32:42

Right? Let me smell it. Touch my pussy, yeah. Put on your finger in there, let me smell real quick.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Yeah, because there's women cops.

SPEAKER_00 32:48

If it smells like cottage cheese, my boy, that's no fucking that's not an old fever, but that's a fucking bull.

SPEAKER_02 32:54

If it smells like bubble. That wasn't a coochie, that was the buy. I'm like, if you just get a crack, then it's probably tucked.

SPEAKER_00 33:04

That's just fucking crazy, man.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

Man, just like I mean, I think it I mean, I for the people who are doing it, I think it's very dangerous. More power to them if they're like, you know, false advertising. Because if I Are you talking about the training sort? Yeah, yeah, because like it's like it's it's dangerous. Because I'm not you know what I mean. And you look like more love a man than them. They do just like, oh, yeah, maybe you have to do that.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

So we gotta look at the hands. Things you gotta okay. So, look, we're gonna write out you guys are if you guys are viewing this on whatever platform, here's a chart of what to look out for to make sure it's Adam's apples could be shaved down. Number one, the shoulders. I'm gonna tap this to the shoulders. If you see bit like it's a little like too like, you know, it doesn't have like a little like it that's one thing to look out for.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

If they have posture, the posture.

SPEAKER_00 33:50

If they have posture, it's just it's a man.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

That's one of the things the small hips, when they go like like SpongeBob, then it looks like Spongebob, it's usually a man. Because they they usually go from big to little, like a little, and then they have like no hips or no waist. But a lot of men have butt, more butts than women. But when they have a little waist or like little whatever, like hips or whatever, whatever. I don't even think. Non-existent basically they go like a little, like yeah. Yeah, there's a man.

SPEAKER_00 34:14

So that'll be the second thing to look out for. That's a good one, actually. Um that's a really good one. I would say the third one, the item's apple sometimes has been hidden, like it's kind of hard with that one.

SPEAKER_02 34:22

They can shave it down. Look at fucking nosy burzy. Yeah. You can tell she's carrying it.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

They gotta put fucking sun suntan on fucking cloudy day on a cloudy day.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

Yeah, with their yeah, exactly. You're like, they're like, we're gonna go right on the people right there.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

They bought that North Stick jacket when it was on the back.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

She's like, we hear people talking. Where are they coming from? Right in front of your face, baby.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

It's a mechanic, oh no, it's a it's a white, oh, it's a Mexican and a white girl. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

Yeah, I don't even think she's up. They saw us. She's all looking over there, like, I hear people.

SPEAKER_00 34:53

Sometimes the thing, it's it's right in front of you guys' face, and you guys don't even have to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

That's part about being low-key is not being low-key at all. Look at this guy, he should change his gear. He's all going off fast. Like, real people with bikes, that's why there's gears.

SPEAKER_00 35:05

It's all about the vibe though, because honestly, like some people would like eventually wake out here, they just choose not to like. I'm I'm gonna say it's the vibe.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

Yeah, it has to be the vibe.

SPEAKER_00 35:14

Right?

SPEAKER_01 35:15

Yeah, because people could spaz out either.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Because I'm hearing things, I'm thinking things, but I'm not acting on them. Like, it's part of the high. For me personally, like, I just look at it like that. Like, is that bad that I see it that way? It's pretty fucking bad.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

Like, I'm just so sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 35:28

Like, I'll be like, I know I'm hearing shit. You're talking to me, and I hear like, hey, I know I heard some I know, but I'm not gonna I'm not even gonna look, you know?

SPEAKER_02 35:35

You're like, they're like you're like, it's not calling me, huh?

SPEAKER_00 35:38

I'll be like he's not loud enough, you know. You can text me. Or she knows they could have they could get at me, you know, like they really want to get a hold of me? They don't have to yell at me that loud. You don't have to yell, motherfucker. Like, that's just don't do that, you know. That's just fucking pretty fucking hilarious. Have you ever had that? Somebody be like, hey, Sierra!

SPEAKER_02 35:56

Yeah, and I'll be like, I don't know nobody. I'll keep on pushing it like that.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

You do like a whole 360?

SPEAKER_02 36:01

I'll be like, no, I'll be like, uh, that's the devil calling me over there. You know what I mean? Like, fuck that. If they say if you hear your name, especially if it's a familiar voice, don't go there because it's the devil.

SPEAKER_00 36:11

Fuck, man.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Just like when you hear somebody knocking on your door and you don't see nobody, don't open the door. You're asking for the come on in, vampire. You know? Come on in. Dracula, you're gonna suck my blood.

SPEAKER_00 36:21

I'm gonna suck your.

SPEAKER_02 36:23

What's the voice? The number of the day is three, one, two, three.

SPEAKER_00 36:28

Do you believe in after at before life and afterlife?

SPEAKER_02 36:32

Uh, what do you mean before life?

SPEAKER_00 36:34

Before life meaning like you were reincarnated. So you believe that this is what you That's what you get. So I actually beg to differ. I want to say that I I do believe in before life. Why? Because I almost have like the feeling of what dogs feel when I see them. Like, for example, this morning when we were your boys, you know how he was like sniffing you and shit?

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 36:52

I don't know why I just like picture myself like a dog? Like I've done that before.

SPEAKER_02 36:56

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 36:57

But I mean, I was a dog and I died, and like I was reborn into I want to say my second life was the Neanderthal.

SPEAKER_02 37:04

You know like I make I make fire.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

No, I like no clothes, cold, cold birds, snow. You know? Yeah. Because I fucking hate the heat, man. I cannot stand it. And they had their problem was the ice, the ice before the ice age.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

I guess I don't know how all that shit works.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

I don't either. I just know that.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

I think T-Rex was a bird. I don't think he was a fucking big old well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

Oh, you think like they exaggerated?

SPEAKER_02 37:28

No, I think that he had wings. Because why would he have a little ass arms? And his body's and his body is shaped like a fucking turkey or something. Like if you if you think they're like he's like this, yeah. Like a chicken, a giant chicken.

SPEAKER_00 37:39

True, like with the you're right, because they have the little arms and shit.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Why he has little arms? Because he has big old wings, probably. Like fucking, like, imagine he's fucking a fucking big old bird.

SPEAKER_00 37:49

I would not, I would not fucking.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

I think it makes more sense than a fucking big ass animal running around with no barely have arms. How what is he doing with those have he has to be like right with like with his head?

SPEAKER_00 38:00

Well, you gotta remember this is before Christ.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:02

I I'm I'm not gonna make this a religion thing. I won't go that route. It has to be I'm a strong believer in God and I believe in God too. This is before God, so I wouldn't be surprised if that was different, you know, like the little arm things.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

Yeah, I mean I think they're all birds. The other dinosaurs had to be birds. Like, nah!

SPEAKER_00 38:17

I know what we can do. We can watch Jurassic Park the movie and that will confirm it.

SPEAKER_02 38:21

Jurassic Park is is Jurassic Park is interesting. It's like it's like how the first time. How's the fuck do you guys have that much of an imagination unless there's that is going on in like the Antarctica or some shit?

SPEAKER_00 38:31

The Northern Lights are fucking nice. Have you ever seen them? No, TV. And no, they're so beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

You're like, oh, you're like, what is that from the volcanoes or some shit?

SPEAKER_00 38:41

I I would be lying to you if I tell you what the fuck it is. And now I'm actually kind of disappointed. I don't know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

We might have a neighbor right here. Let's see if we get a neighbor pulling up. Fuck neighbor. To charge your cart. Nope.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

Is he Mexican? Because fuck them.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

Like, what's up with these lesbians walking in your roof?

SPEAKER_00 38:56

They're dykes.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

They're like lesbians.

SPEAKER_00 38:58

Dykes like fighting. Dykes like getting digged down too.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Not all of them.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Not all of them. No, no, yeah, all of them. All of them.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

No. It depends on the first steps or dykes.

SPEAKER_00 39:07

They just pick and choose when.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

Well, yeah, because technically they want dildos, no?

SPEAKER_00 39:12

I actually had a homegirl that like was dating a strong dike. And like she was she was cute. And her girlfriend ended up like opening up to her, like, oh hey, what's up? I wanna I wanna fuck notches. You know, you think you can make it happen? And she's like, what? Alright, then let me ask her when she asked me, and I was like, And you did. But this the but the it was literally a dike. It was a dike, like no hair, like straight up.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Did you do it? Of course you did. Did you teach her what a man is?

SPEAKER_00 39:40

It was fucking weird. I got it with a big one.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

Because it was like you're fucking a man, anyway.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

But I mean my girl, my homegirl was pretty as fuck, so that's all I was looking at. But it was like like as I looked at her, it almost looked like if she was like, you know, doing this, like focus on on my girlfriend. And I was just it went down. I was just like, it was just weird because she had no tits, no hair, very skinny.

SPEAKER_01 40:01

Like a boy body.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

No ass. Yeah, boy body, like a lady boy.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

Little boy, little boy.

SPEAKER_00 40:06

But my homework was cute, yeah. Like you know, she was but I was just weird.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Yeah, the whole like boy looking thing, like it's kinda weird. I mean, my best friend's uh like she has more like more more.

SPEAKER_00 40:16

Have you fucked with her?

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Nope, never fucking like never, never, never have a we can talk about this after we're gonna be. We can we can talk about it, no, but I'm I've never I've never been with a woman.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

We could just pause that.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

She has she has all she has more game than most men. Where I'm like, I'm thinking she's a woman.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Them bitches have game and they have style too, they know how to dress. Fuck yeah, they're like And they have like the cologne that you're like, what the f do you want to get?

SPEAKER_02 40:36

You know, like yeah, you're like damn, like he has she has more game than most men, and I'm like, oh my dinner girl.

SPEAKER_00 40:42

Hey now, but by the way, I did uh I think nobody could top my cologne game out. It's like, but they will. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Like they will top your hat game and everything.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

Yeah, you're like, damn, then you make that shit look nice, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

Like Yeah, like you were like the hat for the.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

I wanna know where that orange rust, but fuck you, you know?

SPEAKER_02 40:59

Yeah, like you got it. You like okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:01

Next thing you know, and you like she's probably fingering the girl that you like, yep.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

And then just let me show you how it's done.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

Or in my case, you just end up with both. That was it was weird though, it was weird.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

It was like a half a man, half woman. Anyway, looked like a man, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

Yeah, and then when it was like many. They were both, they were both like like when they're they were stuck in my dick, like eventually she took over and my uncle was just like there watching. Cause I guess she had a thing for watching, so it was nasty, you know? Nasty. I didn't give a fuck. Fuck it, I don't care. It was a girl.

SPEAKER_02 41:31

You're like, yeah, it was a girl. At the end of the day, she had a pussy.

SPEAKER_00 41:34

Period.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

It was not the, you know, it was like even if it was flat on every angle, she still had a pussy.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

Yeah, that shit was crazy. That was a cra that was one of the oddest threesomes.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

Yeah, that sounds pretty interesting. It's almost like you get like the she got two and one.

SPEAKER_00 41:49

What was the do you remember?

SPEAKER_02 41:49

She got two in one. She got like, you know, you should have.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

Do you remember the like um one of those weird ones? Or should we not talk about that? You wanted to keep that.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

No, you can talk about weird ones. I don't really have any weird ones.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

No, like threesomes. Like, did you have a threesome that you thought it was gonna be like what it you thought it was, and it ended up being no, no, no. It was just always just either facials or what do you mean facial? It ended up like one. Do you think this face is gonna No, wait, no, I mean like when facial, you know? Like on the face.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

No, or this face is this face is beautiful because I don't get that stuff on my face.

SPEAKER_00 42:23

I heard it's very nutritional. Is it very vitamin?

SPEAKER_02 42:26

Only men say that shit. It's bullshit. It cannot be. It's like stem cells, bullshit. It's like it's fucking babies that are not that are not fertilized.

SPEAKER_00 42:33

Hold on, hey.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

Unfertilized babies. That's kind of creepy.

SPEAKER_00 42:36

Pull up, pull up the the benefits of getting semen on your face. No, only men who end that on people's faces. No, let me just pull that shit up. It's like, it's like Is there any benefit in the face?

SPEAKER_02 42:48

It's unfertilized babies. It's kind of creepy if you think about it.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

Yeah, that's if you fast forward into like eight, three months, four months at most, but unfertilized babies being spread on your face.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

That's pretty gross. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty uh barbaric.

SPEAKER_00 43:01

Barbaric.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

In a way, you know, like ah, let me just put my babies on the face.

SPEAKER_00 43:05

Ah, barbaric. Like, ah, good context. You use that very well.

SPEAKER_02 43:08

You know, like ah, like, like, I'm sure if I had a dick, I would probably want to put my babies on somebody's face too. Maybe. It kind of creeps me out. Think about it like a sex is kind of creepy. A man goes inside of a woman. You're not looking at it. You go inside of the woman's body.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

In the motion type part.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

No, no, I cannot. It's just like, mmm. No, but if you think about it, like what creeps me out is like men are not.

SPEAKER_00 43:30

I think we spoke about this one, but you're about girls squirting. Remember you said squirting is pee. You told me this. And you know you're the you know you changed the way I saw squirting. You know that?

SPEAKER_02 43:38

Oh, did I? Because it's the pee.

SPEAKER_00 43:39

Because I there was it happened again, and I'm just like, wait a minute. Fucking serious. Told me this is fucking peeing, you know?

SPEAKER_02 43:45

Yeah, and then you have to keep going so she could orgasm.

SPEAKER_00 43:48

So we're just needing more tea.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

So even even if we're seeing more human.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

Like, how many how long do we uh you touch this one?

SPEAKER_02 43:52

We could leave soon. Oh, it's a hundred sex, yeah. We could do.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

We could go to the nobody's there anymore.

SPEAKER_02 43:57

Doo-doo doo! Like like fucking Karen number two and number three. Okay. Now we have we have company, we got everybody. To be continuous mismatched slots, and uh censored. And censored. Out beep.