"The Radish Man"
Through a series of chilling recordings, police reports, and lost audio logs -- sent anonymously to an Investigative Reporter -- "The Radish Man" unfolds as a found-footage horror mystery, documenting one man’s descent into madness as he fights to save his family from an unstoppable terror. But the deeper he digs, the more the truth becomes clear: no one escapes The Radish Man. No one ever has.
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"The Radish Man" created by Star Chaser Productions, written & directed by Matthew Ewald.
Produced by Karen Ewald, Shannon DeSalvo & Matthew Ewald.
For my wife. On this and every world.
© Star Chaser Productions | 2026
"The Radish Man"
The Radish Man -- TAPE 21
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Through a series of chilling recordings, police reports, and lost audio logs -- sent anonymously to an Investigative Reporter -- "The Radish Man" unfolds as a found-footage horror mystery, documenting one man’s descent into madness as he fights to save his family from an unstoppable terror. But the deeper he digs, the more the truth becomes clear: no one escapes The Radish Man. No one ever has.
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"The Radish Man" created by Star Chaser Productions, written & directed by Matthew Ewald.
Produced by Karen Ewald, Shannon DeSalvo & Matthew Ewald.
For my wife. On this and every world.
© Star Chaser Productions | 2026
I um I don't uh I don't know how to do this. I'm not I am not a man of faith. I I have faith. I do have faith, but I I don't know if I believe in these manwritten Bibles like the the church the I heard a story once about where purgatory came from and and that the church was like hey give us money and we'll get your family out of purgatory and ever since I heard that it was just like our it's a scam It's a scam, so I don't like I believe that there's something more but this concept that I don't know I I know that those who are bound by a different covenant than I so maybe that's it. Maybe this is happening because I don't go to church every week, because I don't worship at the altar of God who sits by and watches our suffering and I'm sorry. I'm sorry to I'm scared and I'm angry and I don't know what to do. I'm at this this church on the outskirts of Mound. I'm at uh uh St. Mary's Which has a little slogan that says Church of the Church of the Irish Heart Because w why I don't know. It's about as good a plan as any. No, that I do know that's a lie. I do know why I'm here and why I didn't go to the church and mound or the I'm assuming there's more than one. Um it's because I was going to steal some holy water. Weaponize it against it. I don't know if it'll work, but it's worth it like it's maybe that's a note of the holy water. You started. You started Did you see it? Did you see it? It was it was it was there it's okay. It was there it's okay. You are safe. You're safe You didn't see it That it was only ever you of course you didn't I believe Of course you didn't I believe you Why? Why why I mean I I wouldn't believe me I mean look at me look at what I've become I'm I look insane I s I sound I sound insane Hm maybe maybe I am Claw marks on those paws my boy What?
SPEAKER_00The claw Regardless of what you may or may not be, imagination does not conjure such marks only something very real does I see ya The Lord sees ya The Lord The Lord sees me Well that's interesting Then the Lord is fucking complacent My whole family's gonna fucking die because your Lord is watching and doing nothing but great I'm really happy he sees me.
SPEAKER_02I hope he enjoys our suffering.
SPEAKER_01No matter how far I searched, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't find any record of Father Hewitt existing at all.