The Radish Man -- TAPE 25

Through a series of chilling recordings, police reports, and lost audio logs -- sent anonymously to an Investigative Reporter -- "The Radish Man" unfolds as a found-footage horror mystery, documenting one man’s descent into madness as he fights to save his family from an unstoppable terror. But the deeper he digs, the more the truth becomes clear: no one escapes The Radish Man. No one ever has.

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"The Radish Man" created by Star Chaser Productions, written & directed by Matthew Ewald.

Produced by Karen Ewald, Shannon DeSalvo & Matthew Ewald.

For my wife. On this and every world.

© Star Chaser Productions | 2026

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Oh my God.

unknown 0:33

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

Oh my God. It's Donald's. There's there's fucking Donalds under the house.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Fly light. Flashlight.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Turn on you fucking Okay.

unknown 1:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

Jacob. Jacob. Jacob.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Fuck. Jacob. Jacob. It's Daddy. Jacob.

unknown 2:04

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Oh, it stakes.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

That smell. That smells like it smells like it smells like rod.

SPEAKER_04 2:22

Jacob Jacob.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Jacob. Jacob shh shh. Jacob shh.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

Fuck. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Don't speak. Don't speak.

unknown 2:49

Come here.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Jacob. It's not a trick. Give me your hand. Good boy.

unknown 3:01

Good boy. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Okay, come here. Okay. Okay. Do not speak. Just look at me. Where is it? I just let you go. Yeah? That's good, good. Oh no, good boy. That's good. Alright. I'm gonna roll over on my stomach. I want you to crawl up the back of my legs onto my back. I want you to put your arms around my neck and squeeze as hard as you can, okay? I want you to bury your face in my back. We have to make ourselves as small as possible.

unknown 3:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

We don't have time. We don't have time. We're gonna do this now, okay? Whatever you do, do not look back. Do you understand me? Do not look back. If something grabs you, you kick as hard as you can. We are gonna move fast, okay? We do not speak. We close our eyes as tight as you can. I'm gonna get you out here, okay? We're a team, right? You and me.

unknown 4:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

It's not a monster, Jacob. It's not. It is something that we can fucking kill. Do you understand me? Oh, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. In a situation like this, we can fucking curse.

unknown 4:53

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

On three. Ready? You can do this. You're my hero. Remember? You're my superhero, buddy. I need you to be brave. So I can be brave. Can you do that? Oh shit. On three, one, two, three. Okay, get on. Crawl. Crawl. Don't crawl. Okay. Squeeze as hard as you can around my neck. Here we go. Here we go.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

Don't look back. Don't look back.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Okay, okay. Jacob, Jacob, crawl, crawl up, past me. I'm gonna lift you up. Your mom's gonna catch, your mommy's gotcha. Go go.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

I got some clothes of my own.

unknown 6:14

Come on.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

All right, you motherfucker. Come and get it. All right. Grab Jacob. Go upstairs, meet me by the attic door.

SPEAKER_00 6:56

I got one more thing to do. Go, go.

unknown 7:00

I love you.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Go, go, go, go, go.