EPISODE 2, With Eating Wild Host Smash Meleca

In this episode of Tragically Boned, Sandman and his Co Host Seth have Smash Meleca talk about Sports, Motivational talk and of course Bone Jobs. Don't Miss on how smash got boned!

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:01

What's going on, everyone? Sangman here from the Tragically Bone Podcast. I'm with my co-host Seth, and we have a special guest onto our second, very second episode. Smash Maleka here.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

Thanks for having me, guys.

SPEAKER_03 0:14

No worries, no worries. Uh, from the Eating Wild podcast. Very fired up to have him here.

SPEAKER_01 0:20

Thanks, man. Uh, how's it going? It's good, man. You know the weather looks good out there finally today. It's been an absolute gong show of uh winter.

SPEAKER_02 0:29

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Talking about bone job podcasts. It's a the weather's been throwing us a bone job for the past four months. I feel like I'm a uh I'm a freaking Eskimo. You know what I mean, boys?

SPEAKER_03 0:39

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

100%, man.

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Um, so the reason why we got you in here is like what made you get into podcasting?

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Well, we uh like you and Seth, me and my best friends, we uh we fish, we hunt. I'm a chef, you guys know that. Yeah, and uh it's funny because I used to do some cooking segments for the Fish in Canada show. This is going back like over 10 years ago, and Fish in Canada's been on TV in Canada for like over 30 years. Actually, I think they're celebrating their 40th anniversary on TV on Global. So everybody that grew up in the 80s, the 90s, the early 2000s, right up until the present time, grew up watching Saturday morning Fish in Canada show with Angelo Viola and Pete Bowman. And they are basically the you know founders, one of the founders. There's many of them. You got Bob Azumi, you got uh Dave Mercer. There's so many fishing um gurus that have been on TV since I was a kid growing up in the 80s, and you know, one day I got to meet Angelo and you know, our crop our paths crossed through the film industry because that's the industry that I work in. And he was like, Listen, I'd love to have you in as a uh doing a fish de jour, like an actual segment on our show where we catch the fish and you cook the fish, or you cook a fish, whatever. Maybe it's not the fish they caught. Yeah, and uh, anyways, we just started the relationship from there, man. It was awesome. Like these guys were I grew up watching these guys, and now of a sudden I'm working with them. Uh fast forward five or six years, and I had my own show. I had my own show with Fishon de Gagne. It was called Fish and Fire. So I was kind of already getting my feet wet in that sort of that sort of side of the business, combining Mike Chef and then you know the the love for the outdoors. And then fast forward after that, me and my buddies got approached by Viola, and he was like, We're starting a podcast network, we're starting the outdoor journal radio podcast network, and he he basically had you know us kind of doing the food, he had the Ugly Pike podcast, which just focused on musky. Then he had uh Under the Canopy, which is like a foraging wild mushroom sort of like chaga uh podcast outdoors as well. Then you had Diaries of a Lodge Owner with Steve Nidzwicky, who he he he was uh he used to hold the Shagier Lodge out in uh in uh the French River. So he he sold it, but now his podcast is about you know the back end of being a lodge owner and having all these amazing lodge owners. Uh so we kind of just uh got together, the four of us, and next thing you know, fast forward, we're second in Canada in the outdoors and uh wilderness program. So right behind Meat Eater, which is gonna be impossible, you know. Meat eater, that uh that's gonna be a hard one for us to catch. But we're not looking to catch anybody, man. We're just having a blast doing it.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

That's awesome to hear. That is great to hear. So you're probably thinking, why did we name it tragically boned?

SPEAKER_01 3:45

That was my first question for you guys.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

Well, actually, what do you think it sounds like? What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 3:51

The tragically hip? Like the like the Canadian bang, but you replaced hip with bone?

SPEAKER_02 3:56

No, that's that's not all it's like. See, I thought you were gonna say it sounds like a porn name.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Well, I mean, is uh do you get the parent advisory up on this podcast? Am I gonna get get sued by like perverts or something? No, man, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

Listen, uh Real Talks, you're my uncle. Yeah, okay, that's this is my uncle, the Eating Wild podcast uh host. You inspired me by doing podcast one, and two, you're the founder of Bone.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

I'm the founder of the Bone Job? Yeah, absolutely. Because how many times you guys have boned me playing video games as I was coming up into the Call of Duty world? Is that where you came up with the bone job?

SPEAKER_02 4:37

We could talk about that later, about the amount of times you know, uh Sam Man boned you on COD. Yeah, a lot of people. I don't know. You know who's underrated though, and we'll talk about later, Mahav boning you a cod.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Boning me a cod? Well, I thought you said boning in general. That guy needs Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

Uh no, so you inspired me doing this podcast and just the word bone. I'm like, you know what? That would be a great, great, great word to get out there to talk about too. Yeah. You know, like you go on the street, you're gonna see a guy with a bone shirt. Like you boned me. What are you gonna think of that?

SPEAKER_01 5:13

I mean, if I do see that on the street, I mean it would uh there's a lot of things that might go through my mind. The guy could be uh, I don't know, the guy could be a pervert, the guy could be uh like I don't know, maybe he's he likes pirates. But I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

But that's the thing. That's the thing, that's what I want people to think of. It's it's it's it's a messed up word, but it's not. You're bone, you're screwing me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:35

It should just have that meaning. Yeah. The meaning that we've been preaching for the last couple years. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Yeah, no, it's a great word. It's a great podcast. So, like, let me ask you this like, what is your podcast gonna be about? Like, what are you gonna have guests on? Like, what do you what's your plan with this podcast?

SPEAKER_03 5:51

So, our plan with this podcast is when we blow up, so we have an email onto our uh bio and our Instagram. You're gonna be sending us your first and last name or nickname or phone number. To be an alias, it doesn't have to be a real name, yeah, and where you're from. And you're gonna tell us a story on how you got boned, and we preview it, we review it, and we say on the podcast.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

You know what I mean? So you're you're asking people to give you basically their bone job experience of how they got boned in life. Exactly. Not just on video games, but in life in general.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

Yeah, like it could be a serious bone job, funny one, funny one, or you know, where you're actually pissed off. And I'm gonna ask you shortly on how you got boned, or if you boned somebody. You can talk about both, man.

SPEAKER_02 6:40

Yeah, you can have both if you want.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Yeah, no, I yeah, I get it. So that's gonna be a great pod. So I mean, uh your your demographics where you guys look in the target any age? Are you females, males?

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Any age, any age, any age, any age, anybody could watch this podcast.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

I mean, well, I would preferably prefer 18 plus because we do swear in it.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

We do swear.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

So I'm not saying kids should be listening to this stuff, but but kids is off is a main target as well. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Well, you looking at me, man. He said it.

SPEAKER_03 7:11

You guys are gonna Okay, man. Well uh kids are our main target because you can't tell me. You can't tell me kids won't go up to the teacher and let's say they got a 20% and the teacher goes, Can you sign uh can you tell your parents to sign it? You're boning the kid because you're gonna get fucking you're gonna get shit on at home.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

Well, no, he's right. He he's right. I mean, I want to put it like this I'd say kids are very easily influenced in our generation. It just takes them to watch a couple of TikTok videos and they're saying whatever they hear. You know what I mean? I mean I think that's what Sam mentioned.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

When I was your guy's age, I was playing street hockey with my friends. We didn't have cell phones, the lights came on in the front of the house, that's when we knew we had to come in. My my my dad used to whistle outside while we're at the park. That's when we knew that we had to come and eat. Now you're fucking in your bedroom texting your mother, hey Ma's dinner ready yet? Let me know, you lazy fucks. That's the difference between you guys and us.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

100%. But you see what I'm trying to say here. We want to like obviously it's not meant for kids, but if the kids start saying it, that's when everybody's gonna start saying it. You say it, man. You say it. So you got I got I got my girlfriend's mom to start saying bone.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Well, everyone says bone. Like, that's a that's a word that is is in the 80s, man. Did you ever watch Ferris Bueller like his day off any of those shows? No idea what you're talking about. Come on, man. Any of the classic 80s, like the bone job. Like you never heard of that before?

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Never tone. I will tell you though, after our first two podcasts, well, technically our first podcast, but after all the clips Sam and I posted on Instagram, like a lot of people in my program are saying it. A lot of people. I'm not even lying. I and because they watch of because they they're saying it a lot now. Like at the meeting yesterday, dude, they said it at least ten times. At least ten times.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

That's what they mean.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

That's why I want you to-unday. They oh, they're going like we can't wait for Sunday. We can't wait till Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

So you're dropping a pod every Sunday? Every Sunday. Every Sunday. This episode might be Saturday because last week we got boned ourselves and we were having some technical issues. Crazy, crazy technical issues. We filmed on a uh my phone actually, and it was set up on a Cheetos box. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Yeah, we gotta start somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Jalapeno or it was the one in your your office.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

My office. What are you guys breaking into my shop? We're already in my studio.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

Yep. On the jalapeno um box, cricket. So I had to edit that to make it straight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

So you guys are just starting out, and uh, you know, there's a lot of time and a lot of investing you gotta do in your podcast. But absolutely. I mean, it sounds to me like your podcast is gonna thrive on the general public. Like you're gonna like how many times are you gonna come in front of the mic and talk about you getting boned? You need to hear other people's experiences in order for this pod to thrive.

SPEAKER_03 10:07

Exactly. And that's why we're gonna have different guests, we're gonna try to have different guests every week. And to the people, if we don't have guests, that's when we're gonna take callers. Callers are gonna call us, we're gonna have them live on the air.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

On the air. Or if they don't want to call, we'll just read their emails. Yep. And we're gonna we're gonna judge their bone job and we'll talk about if it would really a bone job or they just bone themselves.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

So how can people uh how can people watch your podcast? Are you guys on Spotify? Are you on Apple?

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Yes, yeah. So we are um yesterday we just launched, we're on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube. And then you could find our clips all on Instagram Reels that have all of our links into the bio. Just click it and uh might as well follow it, man. That's great, man. Didn't even follow it. So I think you're boning.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

No, it's uh uh be honest. I didn't I I don't I don't even go on social media that more. I don't even so Siege, co-host of the show of the Eating Wild Podcast, he runs our social media. I used to be linked to it, but now I'm not. And to be honest, it's a lot of work. It's a lot of like Siege is in sales, so some of the times he'll be you know in a parking lot or whatever, or you know, it's not as demanding. I'm not gonna say it's a hard, not a hard job, it's a tough job what he does. But he has more time while he's traveling to actually, you know, when fans or people reach out to us to respond to them because I'm brutal at it. I wouldn't be able to respond to people because I just don't check it as much anymore. And excuse me, a lot of that has to do with the horse shit that's going on out there. People always have something negative to say. Yeah, you know, me being a chef, I always have to teach my mindset, you know, don't take it personally, you take it professionally. And that's a quote from Gordon Ramsey. And if you don't put that in your mind, then every time somebody talks shit to you online, it's gonna bother you. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah, so I block it out now. I don't even give a shit. If you if you looked at me and said, buddy, you are dump, you don't know how to fucking cook anything, you're absolutely shit at your job, and you smell, I would fucking look at it and laugh because it just doesn't phase me anymore. But the thing is, is when you when you're putting yourself out there on a podcast or out to the general public like you guys are doing now, you're opening up a Karen division of a business because all it does is okay, let me explain something to you. Let me ask you, Seth. You ever gone to a restaurant and sent your food back?

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Maybe. I might have.

SPEAKER_01 12:50

Multiple times.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

I would say don't even lie. Actually, I had the Boston Pizza. The Boston P. Well, the Boston pizza was a different thing because I ordered a side of fries and it never fucking came.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

Okay, but okay, that that's their fault. I'm sure that you weren't.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

But there was one time. There was one time when I was um, but this was a good reason. One time when I was like eight years old at the car show in Toronto. We go to a Boston pizza, about to take a bike, my cheeseburger. My aunt goes, put that down. Fucking caterpillar on the piece of lettuce.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Alright, well, those are good I I mean, yeah, those are good reasons for sending back food. But let me add me rephrase. You want the obnoxious. No, no, no. I want to I want to rephrase the question. Have you been to the keg? Yes, I have. How do you eat your steak? Medium rare. Oh, perfect. Have you ever had a steak that came to you that wasn't medium rare? Lots of times. Did you eat it?

SPEAKER_02 13:35

Yes, I still ate it.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

Okay. Did you go home after and tattletale on the fucking keg on social media that your steak was dump?

SPEAKER_02 13:43

No, because you know, chefs make mistakes and it wasn't that bad of a cook. It's still we're acting like it was he he cooked it till it tastes like rubber. No, he cooked it to medium, not medium rare, it's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

That's my point exactly. This podcast that you guys are doing are is opening up a lane for people to tattle tail, and I'll tell you why. Because those people, we call them Yelpers. Yelpers are gonna watch just just to watch your show to pick out the negatives, and then they go and tattle tail to the world. These guys are dump. It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. They do it to us, they do it to me, they do it to everybody. So, all I'm saying to you guys is you have to be ready to take that on. And the only advice that I can give you guys is take it professionally, don't take it personally, because the moment you take it personally, you'll stop enjoying this. And the moment you stop enjoying this, it's gonna show in your show, and your show's gonna be shit.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Yeah, that's a uh great speech there, man.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

It's not a speech, man. I'm just trying to have a conversation with you guys because it looks like you guys need to put booze in your cups.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

That'd be great, man. Yeah. Um okay, question for you. In this podcast, we talk we're gonna be talking about sports and stuff and motivational stuff. Um before I get to the motivational stuff, um how do you feel about Team Italy going down in a World Cup while not qualifying?

SPEAKER_01 15:08

You gotta look at it as two things. Uh there's always, and I'll refrain I'll I'll go back to the Jays in the World Series being inches away from winning a title. Inches. We're talking inches. The Italians, to me, are the Dallas Cowboys, um, the Toronto Maple Leafs. I'm not even gonna say the Jays, because the Jays, I mean, the baseball, you know, you have it's a long grind, there's 180 games in a season. I'm talking about football here. There's 16 games, 18 games in a season, you're killing each other week by week. Hockey's probably the hardest sport to win. You can have Team Canada in the Olympics with the best team on paper by far and lose to an overtime three on three that makes no sense, right? Yeah. So going back to the question, the Italians have history. They have history. It's a team that you can't you can't look at calcio soccer as a sport that is consistent enough, like baseball. They play 182 games. Uh, you play a seven-game series against Bosnia in calcho and soccer, home and home, the way that you know playoff formats are, you'll probably most likely win the series 4-1, 4-2, or 4-3. You're not losing a seven-game series. Just like Team Canada, if they played the US in a seven-game series, I would put my money on Canada winning that series based on the team that they had. Yeah, right. Here's the difference, and here's the problem. To make the World Cup, it's a one-game, you know, you know how it, how that playoff format, it's one game. Anything can happen. You lose in penalty shots, winner go home. You're playing in a hostile environment like Bosnia, your teammate goes and gets a red card, you lose the game. The whole country is destroyed right now. So it's bad. It's been, you know, you're looking at the history of a team that has one of the biggest fan bases across the world. Forget their country across the world. Why? Because of the legends. Francesco Totti, Alessandro Del Piero, Buffon. John, you know, Gigi Buffon. You have um Canavaro, who one of the first defenders ever to win a golden boot. When have you ever heard that in 2006? A defender winning the MVP. You don't hear that anymore. You don't hear that, right? It's usually guys like Ronaldo or Messi, guys that score tons of goals and this and that. So you look at the history of the team and you say they failed. They failed miserably. Look at the Dallas Cowboys. They have the biggest fan base, in my opinion, in the NFL across the world. I mean, it's a North American sport.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

I would say almost in any sport, too.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

Dallas Cowboys. When's the last time they won? I was still swimming in my dad's sack. Do you know what I mean? Like, let's be honest. No, that's true.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

And they still, and like those fans, sorry, those fans still give every other team shit.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

And it's a tough, and they're brutal. Like, like, we're okay, listen. In a week from now, we're gonna forget about this Italian loss. The World Cup's gonna come. There's gonna be one winner, correct? Yeah. So mid-July, when France, in my opinion, France or possibly Spain wins the World Cup, because it the Italians at the end of the day aren't even in that league. Like, if you look at those two teams, again, they get to spread their games out through four, you know, four uh group play, then they go into the round of 32, then the round of 16. So it's not one game. It's not one game. Those teams are gonna, one of those teams will win the World Cup. They're just, you know, you got Portugal who's got a nasty team. Argentina in Argentina's got a nasty team. So my money is gonna be on one of those giants. The Italians were never that good. They were not even close. But to get there, they're a very hard team to play when you're in a group playing multiple games. They're gonna smash Canada, they'll murder Iraq or Qatar or whoever else is in that group, and Switzerland's dump. So chances are Italy probably would make it to the round of 16. But once you start playing those Giants, it's a different game. Look at Norway, what Norway did to Italy. So, anyways, I'm ambling on. So, to answer your question, that's the negative of sports. That's the negative of how I feel about the Italians. They let a whole fan base country down by not qualifying. But this September, everyone's gonna forget about that because the Euro start, Euro qualifying. So that's that's the benefit of sports. We've already gotten over the Jays losing, right? It still hurts a bit. Yeah, it still hurts a bit. But that next day, I brought I didn't want to turn the TV on. I didn't want to even talk. My mom was calling me. Why you call me you nuts? Like, what do you like? Did you not know what happened? We lost the World Series by one inch. So that's the beauty of sports. But here's the positive. You ready for this? They're gonna fire all the idiots behind the scenes because they failed. You can't coach the Dallas Cowboys of Gaucho and fail. You're gonna be out just like the Leafs. The Leafs failed this year, Treviling, gone. Barube, he's probably gone. Probably gone right after. Right after.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Before we uh started this podcast, actually, Italy re-signed um Gatuzzo.

SPEAKER_01 20:23

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Gattuzo. Listen, Gatuzo has only got the chance to manage four or five games. You gotta remember that too. You gotta give you got to give people an actual tournament. You know, the Dallas Cowboys might start the season 0-4. I keep saying the Dallas Cowboys because that's a level we're on here. Um, and they might fire their coach, they might say, look, we're 0-4, you're out. But that's because it's every week they play. The national teams play four times a year sometimes until there's qualifying. Yeah, do you know what I mean? So it's different, it's a totally different sport, I get it. But I will say this the positive is they're gonna restructure the team, they're gonna rebound. You can't win until you learn how to lose. Do you remember that?

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

You know what I'm saying? Just like our calcio. Buddy, you can lose, and I try to tell this to my kids you can lose five times in a row. If you don't fucking learn from those five times how to lose and make yourself win, well then you're gonna be a loser for the rest of your life. I agree. And that's that's the problem with the Italians. It's been 12 years of fucking losing. Wake up, fix the problem, learn from it, and you're gonna be a winner. You might not win the World Cup again because it's a hard tournament, but you'll be successful. Exactly. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 21:43

Amen.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

I always thought it's it was kind of shocking because they won well the Euro before last. Yeah. And they did they murder I'm not even gonna say they they outplayed England that entire game.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

But look at the team, Seth. Look completely different. It was a completely you had you had different guys on there that are legends. Banucci Kellini. Those two guys on the back line are nut are absolute monsters. You had guys that scored goals in Serie A, Insigne, before he came here and turned into a shit bag. But when he was playing at Napoli, the guy was scoring goals, tons of goals. You watch that game against Belgium when you had Kesa and and uh insigne come down and just hammer goals like we don't have that.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

No, no, not at all.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

Who do you have? Whose jersey are you gonna buy from the Italian national team?

SPEAKER_03 22:32

No one right now because they're all rookies. That's the problem. That's why they're losing their the rookies. No experience.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Exactly. That's a big thing. I don't think people realize how much of a thing experience.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

But they have talent. They have talent, but they don't have nuts. You need a fucking sack to win a championship. You need balls. You need guys that are gonna go out there. The Leafs will never win. They'll never win until you got a guy who isn't afraid to break a nail in the corner. Yep. You know what I mean? You need guys. Look at Florida, man. Florida's won the cup multiple times in a row because they had guys like signing Brad Marchand at the trade deadline. He's not the best goal scorer. No. But he'll get it done in the playoffs. Buddy, that guy will go there and you're gonna he's gonna draw penalties. He's gonna piss you off. Goalies want to kill him. He gets in everyone's mind.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

And you'll start tucking empty netters at the end of the game.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Listen, man, I should be a GM. Like I'm being honest. I should be an owner of a franchise because I'm not gonna be a good one. Yeah, we all say that shit, man. Yeah, well, you know what? Play with other people's money, that's always the problem. But uh, if you need to build a team, you build it around grit, you build it around not just talent, you gotta have character. And unfortunately, the teams that I follow, none of them have it, other than the Jays.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

See, one thing I would say, comment about that, when you look back at game seven in the World Series, we had guys out there playing their hearts at like Ernie Clement, for example. Yeah, best playoff run by any player next to Vladdy. And but when you look at who closed the game for the Dodgers, Yamamoto. That guy pitched the fucking night. I was at that game. I was at that game. He pitched a complete game the night before, right? I believe. Yeah. And then came out at in the 10th inning and put the game to bed like it was nothing. He looked perfect. No issues. Those are the type of players I think you'd want on your team. World Series MVP, man. He was ready the entire series. It didn't matter who faced him, it could have been Vladdy. He could have even pitched against Shohei. Shohe could have fucking switched teams and he's striking out Shohei.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

Yeah. The only thing I would say about the Jays is it was a Cinderella run, but they have they had guys that showed up when it counted. They had guys that came out of nowhere, like Addison Barger. Where the fuck did he come from?

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Mid season pickup.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Mid-season pickup. The guy you know who's the other guy we had on the team that was literally playing for the Buffalo Bisons? It was uh uh Usavage. Usavage, yeah. Came from like, you know, next thing you know, the people are buying his jersey. So sports is uh sports is a great topic to have on the pod. It's very debatable. People watching this are gonna obviously have their own opinion on it, but I'm not saying I'm right. I'm not saying that my view of it is the right way to view things, but you know, I still think that I've been watching sports for my whole life. I've won, you know, I've watched Italy win two championships, I watched them win a Euro, I watched them lose in the finals of a World Cup and of a Euro, and uh it's heartbreaking, and that's the best thing about sports is like you know, you can follow a team, have the passion, but it breaks your heart. It's like it's like being in love with a chick and she just dumps you the next day. That's the feeling. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? 100%.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

It creates a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

But then but then you rebound, you find another chick, and then it goes away. Do you know what I mean? And that's just how I feel about it. Or in your case, dudes. Sorry?

SPEAKER_02 25:50

Oh, sorry?

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Come on, man. You know what I mean, guys. Yeah, come on.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

Yeah, I guess what you're trying to say. What you're trying to say is that uh as tough it is being a sports fan, it creates so many memories like that Jays run. I could think about that Vladdy grand slam, that Springer home run against the Mariners that I saw that we all probably saw live here, right?

SPEAKER_01 26:13

Yeah, and I think of Joe Carter hitting that home run. I think of Roberto Alomar hitting that home run against the A's in game six in California. So yeah, it's the same thing. This is the new age, how you feel. But buddy, I've been hurt by this team many, many years. Exactly. I've watched, you know, that one series. Again, I went with Chinx to the game when it was uh the Jays in Cleveland. It was the series where Bautista did the bat flip uh 2015 2015, and then me and Chinx went to the AL, it was the ALCS, and it was against Cleveland, and I was there for game six or game five. I can't remember. There's a picture of me and Chinx. Yeah, yeah. We're on TV. The bat flip game? No, it wasn't the bat flip, it was when they lost. What I'm trying to say is it was that series after. It was a series after against Cleveland. Oh, so and we got killed, and our just the guys just didn't show up. But, anyways, the point I'm trying to make is like I've been hurt by the Jays so many times, but I've also got to celebrate as well, you know, two championships, and then obviously the run last year. But that's sports, man. Sports is gonna do that to you, man.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

They'll hurt you, it'll bless you.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

So happens. Yeah. Oh, so that's uh it's gonna be one of the topics we're gonna be talking about here with uh special guests and then their favorite stuff. 100%. Um okay, we're gonna I'm gonna cut the shit real quick. Okay. Yeah. I need you to be serious. I need a motivational a little a little minute, two-minute motivational speech. Okay, cut the shit.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

I know we're putting you on the spot.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Motivational speech about what?

SPEAKER_02 27:48

Just what drives you, man? What keeps you going? How how do you how do you work a catering bit? Because we know the film industry is tough, especially in catering, and you have a podcast on top of that. What keeps you going, man?

SPEAKER_01 27:59

That's a good question. That's loaded. So here, man, this is how I would say it. If you don't wake up every single morning and go love what you do, if you don't wake up in the morning and and you're excited to go do what you what you do, then the money doesn't even matter. We're all sitting here and we're rich. You wonder why you're rich, Rollins? Why? Are you healthy? Yep. Do you have a family?

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

Are you close with your family? Absolutely. How's everyone feeling at home?

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Great.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

Yeah? Do you eat food every night?

SPEAKER_02 28:28

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Do you watch sports?

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Do you pop?

SPEAKER_02 28:32

Absolutely. We haven't popped in a while, but yeah, we pop.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

Sounds like you're doing everything you love to do. Exactly. You're fucking rich. Do you know that? Because guess what? I do the exact same thing you do. I'm healthy. I got my family. I pop. You know, I work. That's all I do. What do I do that's different than you? Nothing. Nothing. So we're rich, man. We got lots of money in here. Now here's the difference. We all wake up every day to go to work for one thing, for money. Right? We got to survive. It's survive. Well, that's how that's how we survive. Back in the day, cavemen survived on hunting, foraging, taking care of their families, living in caves, making fires. Unfortunately, for us, we got to go out there and we need to get paper. We need to get dough. And dough, right now, is what buys our food, puts a roof over our house, puts the wheels on the ground for us to travel and to buy all those nice things that make us smile and think that we need these things because it makes us feel good. The truth of the matter is, is if you wake up every morning and you don't love what you're doing, you actually wake up and like, oh my god, I can't believe I gotta go do this shit. Then what's the point? Because now you're poor. We're talking, we're not talking about paper here. You're gonna get paid even though you hate that job or you hate that career or whatever the hell. You might have gone to school for this, paid lots of money for it, but then you go out into the real world and you're like, this is not what I thought it was gonna be. And that's okay. You know how many people in my industry, in the food industry, go to school for baking, and they're like, I want to be a baker, and then they go into the real world and they're like, I fucking hate this. What the hell was I thinking? And it cost them 20 G's. So it goes back to the original question. You know, you learned about it, and now you're gonna fix it, you're gonna move on, you're gonna go do something else that maybe you'll find it in your 30s, in your 40s, you might find your passion. You don't know, it just comes to you, right? So the only thing I can say is if you wake up every morning and you love what you do, I love what I do. I love cooking, I love talking to people, I love my friends with my podcast, I love fishing, I love hunting, I love cars. I got sick cars again. Those cars don't exist without money, but those cars don't exist if I don't wake up with the passion to make that money. Do you know what I mean? So it's all connected. So motivational speech, I don't know if that's very motivating at all, but I will tell you this it all comes down to waking up being passionate about what you do and going the fuck after it. Go after it because there's only a certain amount of time we have on this earth, and if you don't take that time to say this is what I want to do, there's people out there that do what they love and they don't give a shit about the money. There's no reward, there's absolutely no reward, they might make minimum wage. There's bartenders that I know, mixologists, that fucking love bartending. And the money is just it's it's it's nothing like you're not gonna become this millionaire from being a bartender unless you open up your own bar and you become an entrepreneur or whatever. But the fact is that they would rather mix drinks, watch you leave and take a sip and be like, this was the best cocktail I've ever had in my life, and that's what gets them waking up in the morning. Your reaction, and that's how I feel about food. When I feed a if I go on set one day and I feed a hundred people, and I cut people come up to me and they're like, Oh my god, that was the best food I've ever had in my life. Well, I did my job right that day. If people come up to me and they're like, that food was absolutely dumb. I don't that was totally I take it professionally. If I took it personally, then that might not make me wake up in the morning. So listen, man, you get you you get you know, if anyone listening, get after it hard. Don't be a lazy fuck, go after it because it's not gonna come to you. You know, you're not gonna wake up every morning and it's gonna be there for you. You gotta go after it. This is what you want to do, do it, and do it hard and do it the best. And if you're fucking dumb at it, what the fuck are you laughing at? Are you crazy? What's so funny?

SPEAKER_02 32:52

You can't no no like you can't fucking say that you're gonna do it hard, man. You can't say that.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

Do the job, man.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

No, no, no. No, you're in a serious talk. You're talking serious about motivational, and you're like, do it hard, wake up and do it hard.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

So imagine some more.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Were you talking about fucking?

SPEAKER_02 33:11

No, no, no, no. That's that's what people are gonna think, man.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

Well, if you're if you're thinking that, well then you're mahav. Because I'm trying to I'm trying to tell you something, man. Get after it, bro. Wake up, go after, make yourself a coffee in the morning, wake up and say, How the fuck am I gonna be the best version of myself today? How many times have you heard that? It's so cliche. You watch guys that are successful on TV. You know, the first thing they say, uh-uh, oh my god, I'm so nervous to accept this award. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, this, thank my parents and this. By the way, follow your dream and make it happen because I'm a perfect reality. This is why I won this Oscar. Yeah, it's cliche, but guess what? That's exactly what that fucking dude or that chick did. They woke up and got after it. So that's what I'm trying to say. It's cliche, boys, but listen, it's the truth, man.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

Absolutely, man.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

It's the truth. I don't care what you say. If you can't be a lazy fuck and things are gonna be handed to you. So go agree.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

Time's running short for you. Uh, how much time do we have for you here? I got five more minutes. Five more minutes. So it's time. So it's time. We're gonna ask you the two questions here, man. Two questions, and this is what our podcast is about, alright? You ready? Yeah, go ahead, man. Who in your life did you bone the hardest? It doesn't need to be the hardest, but it could be funny. It could be funny, serious, be like, okay, I really fucked up. Who did you bone? It could be like COD. It could be, yeah, it could be like a where you just didn't show up on COD or how shit you are on COD.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

Yeah, there is one bone job in particular I still feel bad about, and that's your little brother Matteo. Ducky. Oh no. Oh man, this was a bad bone job. I remember I think it was last year, and we were at your house, and Ducky, you know, little Mateo comes up to me. He's like, hey man, he's like, when are you going to the cottage? I'm like, we're going, we're going to the cottage in two weeks, man. He loves coming to the cottage, right? I'm like, we're coming to the cottage, man. We're going to the cottage in two weeks, man. He's like, oh, great, man. He's like, uh, I'll be ready. I'm gonna ask my mom. I'm like, cool, man. I'm like, yeah, you're invited. And then two weeks come by, and then uh I think only your other brother, Lucky Duke, came up.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

Oh, come on. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_01 35:30

And uh and Ducky didn't come up uh because I guess I I can't remember the reason why, but anyways, I remember the feeling I got when he called me and he was like, Thanks for the bone job, Zillotone.

SPEAKER_00 35:45

I'm at home here playing with milk and cookies, playing cod while you guys are at the cottage popping, and you didn't and you invited me and you forgot about me.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

I felt terrible. Buddy, he was crying the whole day. I know, I felt, and I still to this day feel so terrible that Ducky didn't come to the cottage and I didn't take him. We took his other brother, and your other brother rubs it in too. He's like, shut up, man, you weren't invited. It's like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

I remember and you still, even though you still feel bad, you still bone him. You still made the poor guy, okay? You made the poor guy download Call of Duty. The guy's only eight years old. Yeah, but he likes playing with you.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

He goes, Hey man, you getting on? And you go, Yeah, man, I'm popping. Next thing you know, you're you're you're falling asleep while eating a fucking whopper.

SPEAKER_01 36:34

Yeah, that's a true story, man. But you know what? At the end of the day, like, fuck. I felt bad. I apologize, and uh, you know, next time I I go to the cottage and he could come. It's just he was, you know, there was a lot going on, man. I can't tell. I felt bad, I boned him.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

And the funny thing about that, I remember I don't because you were on the Xbox that day, I think. And we got on with Salzic. I've never heard him that mad while playing COD before in my life. You yeah. You should have heard him, man.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

I feel bad.

SPEAKER_03 37:03

Yeah, yeah. And then uh last question here for you. Okay. You ready?

SPEAKER_01 37:09

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 37:12

Who or what boned you, as you say, hard, man? Like who who boned you? Who fucked you over?

SPEAKER_01 37:19

This guy boned me more than anybody I ever known in my life. Sorry? Sorry. This guy tells me he couldn't come ice fishing because it was too cold outside.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

No, that are you crazy? What was the excuse you gave me at the Malekka party? Hey man, um I can't come ice fishing this time. What? You already boned me the first time because you were sick. What's the sec? What why can't you come this time? Second time. Yeah, the second time. We went twice, man. We went, me and Joseph went twice. Yeah. The second time. So was it just you and Joe the second time? Too cold. No, man. My cousins, cousin Glenn. This guy had the best time of his life. We're cooking sausages on the lake. He's popping fish from the top. We're at everybody's looking forward to seeing Alessandro show up and where is he? Where is he? It's too cold outside. Too cold outside. That's the biggest bone job, horse shit excuse I've ever heard in my life. You're a bone job. This podcast is perfect for you, bud. Surprise you're not wearing a sweater.

SPEAKER_02 38:19

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

Is there anything else you want me to say?

SPEAKER_03 38:23

Buddy, I can list the fucking bone jobs you've done to me. Oh, God, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

How long's your show, pal?

SPEAKER_02 38:31

Oh man. He basically just said there's endless amounts. But one thing I would like to say, did he really say it like that, man? That was too good.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Yeah, he said it was he didn't enjoy himself the first time. It was too cold.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

Um the fucking door was open in fucking minus 30 weather.

SPEAKER_01 38:46

There's a heater in our house. We're in a house. Heater. Do you not open the door when you leave your car? A house. You complain that when you walk in from your car to your house that you're too cold?

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Buddy, the house was maybe the size from where Seth is to me. And I'm touching your balls when I'm sleeping.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Buddy, that's a fucking igloo. That's not a house.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

Are you nuts? Really? Yeah. Buddy, thank God you don't go into the outdoors. You don't have to bring a maxi pad with you. Oh Jesus Christ, you need Jesus. No, no, you need Jesus, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Guys, it's it's good Friday, man. I think we all need Jesus Friday. This guy eating meat.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

Are you serious, man? I haven't even eaten yet today. This guy was eating a bagel with bacon in it about seven minutes ago. And the best part is he's like, oh, there's baking in it. Oh well. And he still finished it.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

Buddy, hold on. Are you serious? That's a bone jump. Is none of Phyllis gonna watch?

SPEAKER_01 39:38

Is none of Phyllis gonna watch the podcast? And he's gonna Buddy.

SPEAKER_03 39:41

Yeah, uh when right when I walked upstairs, you're like, just called my mom and uh I told her I was at the d the Wendy's drive-thru smashing a baconator. Yeah, I had a bacon in it.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

But I also don't care. You you you're the one that has rosary beads hanging from his bedroom.

SPEAKER_02 39:58

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

It's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

You smashed a baconator this morning, right?

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Yeah, because I didn't eat last night because I was foaming from the mouth playing Call of Duty. I got drunk, I fell asleep on my couch with popcorn coming out of my mouth. And next thing you know, I woke up this morning, I was hammer uh hammered, then I was hungry, drove over to Wendy's and got a baconator.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

And that's not a bad thing. You were hammered, man.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Well, I don't get hammered, but I had a few pops.

SPEAKER_02 40:23

Well, yeah, but again, that's not bad. You said you don't care. Yeah. You don't care. That's okay. Yeah. Sammy, did you actually have bacon in your bagel, man?

SPEAKER_03 40:31

I had a bacon. I had I had a I had a bagel.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

That's you're not fucking answering me. Did it have bacon? Yeah, there was bacon in it. Okay, I think X fine.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

No, there was bacon in it.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

It's fake bacon. Man, shut the fuck up. It's fucked. Then where's the bacon? How do they make the bacon?

SPEAKER_01 40:46

You're so full of shit, man. This is what I mean. This podcast is fucking perfect for this guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

Anyways. Alright, we uh are heading off with uh Smash Maleka here.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

And uh you guys have a good show. Let me know how it goes. I'm sure I'll watch it next Saturday, but thanks for having me on. And you're welcome for using my studio. Don't get used to this shit, eh?

SPEAKER_03 41:07

Whoa. Well done, man. It's my only day. Thanks, man. It's my only day here, eh?

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Yeah, good, man. Make sure you clean the shit up too when you're done.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

I think he needs another bacon inner, man. He's grumpy. Yeah, you are fucking grumpy.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

Anyways, Eating Wild, go check them out. And uh, we'll be right back. Welcome back, everybody, to the Tragically Bone Podcast. We are so lucky and thankful to have Smash Moleca. Your uncle. Yeah, my uncle. From the Eating Wild podcast. Um it was a great conversation with him.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

I loved his motivational speech. 100%. You just gotta do it hard, guys.

SPEAKER_03 41:45

Do it hard?

SPEAKER_02 41:46

Like really hard. I wasn't trying to laugh, Georgia, but it's it's when um he said you guys gotta fucking do it hard. He looked at me and then I looked at Sandra and all broke loose, you know. You can't you can't stop that from happening. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

But anyways, great guest, great guy. Um I am speechless because I am happy with the uh equipment that we are using, like proper equipment.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Wow, compared to last week.

SPEAKER_03 42:18

You how can you find over the week? Yeah, let me let me explain this to you guys. You have no idea how bad the equipment we had last episode to this episode because I snapped and I'm like, I can't do this. I can't do a podcast uh with my phone because my phone battery just drains. Basically, uh No, it was off Amazon, right? But like it was a dump.

SPEAKER_02 42:42

It wasn't even that dump though, that's the thing. It's it's just it doesn't touch the fucking touch.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Yeah. Um let me explain my setup last week was. So we had my phone on a literal literally a cheat Halloween what you what you would give away for Halloween Halloween. Like that. We had a we had records everywhere. Everywhere. We had a terrible mixer that maybe worth 20 bones. And then we had um the mics were very terrible.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

No, I thought the mics were good. I the mixer though. The mixer on 5050 on because it was good for those mics. Like it was really good um for the price. But the bad thing about this mixer, it cannot use these type of mics here. No. It can't.

SPEAKER_03 43:43

And it isn't it didn't have it in a chip in the cord.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

That and the battery on it was awful.

SPEAKER_03 43:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Like terrible. While while Salman had his phone connected to it, it was using Salmon's phone to charge itself. And I remember Mid Podcast, he'd tell me this, and I was dying.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Yep. Anyways, um, we're gonna get uh right back into it. Uh first I want to again thank Smash Moleca, my uncle, and the Eating Wild podcast for being on our podcast. And letting us uh graciously letting us use their studio for the time being. So I appreciate that. I um also want to thank Here I Grow for these beautiful, tragically boned. I love them, man.

SPEAKER_02 44:26

I've been using this every day for everything.

SPEAKER_03 44:28

I uh appreciate that. So thank you very much. Shout them out. And uh let's dive into a proper rest of this podcast. Yeah, absolutely. The first one was just brutal. It was just brutal. 15 minutes was only allowed posted because it was on my phone. Um let's dive in, pause, into uh this podcast. So uh what do you want to talk about first here, Sethy?

SPEAKER_02 44:56

Um, I'm just gonna put a quick, you know, note in here. I did a a really bad bone job this morning. Really bad. I was really late to the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

Like usual.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

Like, okay. See, first week I was on time. I mean, you guys were here before me, but I was on time. See, I had a big problem, got through it, um, came here, don't know, and I can't tell. Uh I'm pretty pissed off at my myself for what happened, but it was just a massive bone job. Um, won't go into detail because I don't want to throw anybody under the bus. Yep. But it's pretty bad. And anyways, one thing I would do like want to talk about is I didn't get the chance to tell him, Tone. He actually remember he gave me tickets to the Raptors game. Yeah. I got boned.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

What happened?

SPEAKER_02 45:42

At the game, I'm going, I'm sitting down. This guy, this vendor comes up to me. He goes, You want a beer? I'm like, I'm good, I'm good. And then 20 minutes later, I come back to my seat. He has the machine out, and he goes, Because he because there one, there's an empty beer can on my seat. I didn't drink any beer. Okay. Because I was with my brother, and I had to, I had to, after we got back to the train season, I had to drive home. So I don't want to drink. Yeah. And he goes, Did you drink this? I'm like, no, some guy must have put it on my seat thing. Because I had, I was, me and Caleb had a bunch of dudes around pause. We had a bunch of guys around us. And he goes, You're gonna have to pay for this. And I'm like, excuse me? What do you mean I had to pay for this? He goes, You drank this. I'm like, Did you see me drink it? And he goes, I could have sworn I saw a dude, I've been out in my seat for 30 minutes. Wait, so hold on.

SPEAKER_03 46:31

I'm gonna pause you right there. Why would you have to pay for it if the can is already there? Wouldn't that's what I mean? Wouldn't even not you not paying for it, right? Because I know you probably didn't drink it. No, I didn't. I didn't have any beer that night.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

Wouldn't that beer already have been paid if it's on the seat? Dranked? That's what I mean. That's what I tried, and I was so confused. I was like, This is already don't you have to pay before you drink it? You know what I mean? And he goes, Did you steal it? I'm like, yeah, because I snuck behind you, pulled a beer out of your ass, and drank it before you noticed. No, I've been out my seat. I think that guy was racist.

SPEAKER_03 47:12

Why?

SPEAKER_02 47:13

What do you mean, why, man? I think he was racist.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Why?

SPEAKER_02 47:17

Or he just didn't like me. I think you know what it was because earlier in the game, he was he was a really and it was it's bad because you're a really good dude. He was a really cool guy. Okay. He was, you know how the Raptors have like the defense chance. Yeah, yeah. He goes, Gold beer, cool, and he was walking around chanting that and it had me dying. He saw me look, oh, because I was thinking about getting a drink, you know what I mean? But I I shouldn't. And I guess he thought it was me, because I remember I asked him earlier about how much it was.$15 for a beer, by the way. I'm not paying that. Not paying. That's insane. That is a bone job on its own. But, anyways, while as is going on, I'm talking to this guy and I'm asking him nicely. I'm like, dude, please, I'm not paying$15 for a beer. I didn't drink. I'm like, I'm one. How could I? And this is what got him back away because what you said just now, how could I have drank a beer if I didn't pay for it initially? You know what I mean? He goes, Oh, so sorry. Enjoy your night, walks off. This world, man. And it ruined me because you know what I missed? I missed a Precious Atua poster. Precious Atua, yammed it. And guess who? Who'd he dunk on?

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Scotty B.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

Yep. Yammed it on him, put back dunk. And by the way, you know how I feel about Precious. He's one of your favorite players for the Raptors ever. I love that guy.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

Player in general.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

He scored 30 points and 20 rebounds on us while we had our best players sitting on their ass. Like B.I. was out here. I saw him on the bench. BI. He was out here la he was whispering something in quickly's ear, and this dude quickly giggled like that.

SPEAKER_03 48:53

Don't get me wrong, B.I. great player, great guy, but he just looks miserable. He looks grumpy.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

He looks like he's on the ZA 24-7. He looks high. Yeah. You saw him in person. We both saw him. Remember when we met RJ Barrett? Yeah. They and I'll put this like this. You'll meet, you'll meet these people. They're completely different off the court.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

100%.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

Completely different.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

You may think because in the interviews they're all nice, oh yeah, yeah, I donated to this hospital, or I went to go do um Thanksgiving at uh this charity. No. They do that because they get asked to do and they get forced to. They get to and they probably get paid to do. They're not volunteering, they're getting paid off camera. They're asked, you want to know something funny? That picture with RJ Barrett. I I try to ask RJ Barrett. You know who I asked? You know who I asked? I asked RJ Barrett's mother.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

And she's a great person.

SPEAKER_03 49:52

Great. Great person. We talked to her.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

RJ! RJ, get over here. No. And he was like, Ma, why? He literally did this. He was like, uh, fine, I'll take a picture with them. But granted, he was talking to one of his friends. Because remember, we met one of his friends who was watching the game. And one person who I'd like to throw out throw a bone out there, Grady Dick.

SPEAKER_03 50:16

He's a fucking dick.

SPEAKER_02 50:17

He's a piece of shit. He's a fucking I loved you from your rookie season, your sophomore season, because you played fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 50:25

Never did.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

That's fine. And I thought we drafted you because we thought you were gonna be the next gen Clay Thompson. Buddy, you're playing no better than I do on average Joes. You just chuck up bullshit. That's all you do. I I'll watch a game. You got benched. Darko is playing G League players. They're playing average Joe's players. They'd probably put in Jason T in there over you. That's bad. Wow. You gotta lock in. And for you, for these fans, remember, we saw fans waiting for him. They ignored RJ. They went straight to Grady. Yeah. And they were like, Grady, can we get a photo? Can we get an autograph? He goes, No.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Yeah, he did. He did say that's no.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

He didn't even say why. He just goes, no. And then the guys walk off. They look so upset. And I was like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 51:08

He's yeah, he is a he's something else.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

And you see, I could yap about this for hours, but I'm not.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

Yeah. So we can, but we are uh on a little time frame here as we first podcast was not or the full.

SPEAKER_02 51:26

This one is gonna be though, which is great news. Great news.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Yeah. Um, anyways. So we talked about the sports industry a little bit. We won't just be talking about Toronto teams, we'll be talking about other teams because we're Giants fans. Huge, and when the NFL season comes, we will we just we won't be talking about just the Giants. We're gonna be talking about a lot of other teams. Um, but I love the NFL. We'll be talking about the NFL draft coming up this month, actually. Is it this month? I thought it was in May. No, it's it was in May last year, no? What? Every every year it's in April.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

I swear it's in May. Okay, that's my bad.

SPEAKER_03 52:07

May is when the tickets go on sale. May is when the tickets go on sale. Yep. And I will a hundred percent will be buying New York Giants tickets. I will be buying Buffalo Bills tickets when they play the Bears, because that's my girlfriend's team.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

And the Bears balled out this year. Uh, we just don't we don't talk about what Williams did.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

They did. And um also, also, sorry, sorry. Go ahead. Shout out to all my it's not a word, but I'm gonna make it a word. Chicagoans.

SPEAKER_02 52:45

I thought you were gonna say something completely different, man. No, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

I come on, man. Sorry. Anyways, shout out to my Chicago people that follow me. Uh, shout out to my aunt that lives in Chicago that uh is spreading the word for our podcast because we have a few people from Chicago. A lot, actually, not a few that follow this podcast.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

I just want to say thank you to everybody that's followed us, watched us, liked our stuff, because we started, I mean, you started the uh not just the podcast, but the Instagram last week, all of last week, and we've almost masked about a hundred followers at 80 followers. So I'm gonna say that's almost a hundred because that's really fucking close.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

Yeah. And for f for a week today. A week today. A week today. Okay, we've got 80 followers.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

I and I I just that's insane to me because when you look at it, we used to stream, we still do stream, but it takes us months just to get even 10 followers on there.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

Not just 10 followers, but viewers.

SPEAKER_02 53:42

Viewers, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 53:43

And that's why I'm done. I'm not done streaming, I'll be streaming because I'm gonna be again in our first episode, which probably won't won't even be in the episode because I always I was only allowed to do 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:58

Oh, sorry. I'm a content creator, I want to start a content creating. He loves doing it. Podcast content, whatever. Like Sundays is when the podcast comes out, but I also will be streaming, I'll be playing basketball much stream. Me and Seth ourselves will be playing uh some basketball there. So if you ever do want to tune in live, you could uh do that.

SPEAKER_02 54:23

Exactly. We uh when does our season start? Let them know. The 26th of April. We don't know who we play, we don't know what time we start, but what we do know is that we're running show this time. No bullshit. 100. No bullshit. We had a rough season last last go around. A couple times actually. Um a lot of fights, a lot of mishaps. Yeah. Um, but me and Sam and put together individually some great a great season, I think. But we're gonna have a great bounce back.

SPEAKER_03 54:51

So yeah, so, anyways, I want to thank um, like how I said, I want to thank uh my aunt and all the people from Chicago following me. Um that means a lot. Um But I also wouldn't without this equipment and Instagram stuff and logos, like I wouldn't have done it without um my girlfriend. Uh she created this amazing logo. Um she's currently creating a link for us too. So like a website link.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

A website link.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

Yeah. Nice man. Yeah, okay. I think you guys might have heard that. If you guys heard that, it will be up and running by the end of the weekend. So check that out.

SPEAKER_02 55:37

Do you uh want to tell us what's gonna be on it? So just to let them know, do we know what's gonna be on it? The link. The link? It's a link. It's just a link. It's the link. No, nothing's on the website.

SPEAKER_04 55:47

No, it's a uh link.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

No, uh, our stuff will be uh on our link. Like we'll be like our Spotify, our YouTube, our Instagram, voice crack, Instagram, um latest episodes, and our description about us, you know what? It's it's stuff like that. So I want to thank her for that. Yeah, awesome. Um and moving forward, I think uh we'll be a this will be a great podcast.

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Oh, absolutely. Like just alone from having Tone on here. Yeah. Great, great guy, great guest. We asked him to other people questions that would could have just been one to two sentence answers.

SPEAKER_03 56:30

And he made it like a good 10 10-minute conversation.

SPEAKER_02 56:33

I'm not I'm not trying to say that in a negative way. I'm trying to say he's got the best personality, man. Uh-huh. He's real easy to talk to. And as you can see, he's the he's the founder of what we're trying to put out there. Bone. But he's also the best at doing it.

SPEAKER_03 56:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

I don't know if you heard. So it suits him. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 56:51

But but it runs in the family. Absolutely, it does.

SPEAKER_02 56:55

Absolutely. So what and why do you think you're here doing it? Exactly. And and it spreads, it spreads like wildfire because it went, he boned people, then when I met him, I started fucking doing the bone jobs.

unknown 57:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:06

So it's like, you know, shit happens, man.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

Yeah. So yeah, I want to get that out of the um out of the chest. So one more time, thank you. Um, sports, we talked about motivational.

SPEAKER_02 57:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:24

I for one thing with me, one thing with me, and this is I'm gonna post this clip on Instagram real. Okay. So one thing with me, I really want, one thing that I really want to get get boosted up with this podcast is the segment seven, which the segment seven for us is when the people DM us or email us. So please, I ask you, if you watch and listen the episode and understand what the word bone means, please.

SPEAKER_02 57:56

We'll put the email in the in the comments of the post too. If we do a post about this, we'll put fuck if if we have a phone number, gladly call us. Like, seriously. We will put the time we start the podcast, we'll post it a I think an hour before we start, and we'll tell you when we start, what time we're starting we're still gonna start the segment, so you can start calling.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

So please, please email or DM me on Instagram tragically bonedpodcast at gmail.com. You'll see it in the link in bio or just DM. We will answer whoever um DMs.

SPEAKER_02 58:33

But if you're gonna be an ass, we just won't accept it. We won't accept the call. And might add, if you guys are okay with us calling you in the middle of our podcast, you could leave your phone number.

SPEAKER_03 58:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

We won't do it if you're not okay with it, so just you gotta let us know in the email if you're alright with us calling you. Yeah. Because if you think you'd do a better job explaining it yourself instead of typing it and having us read off, because we both of us low-key cannot read for shit. Yeah, um, then go ahead. Because we wanna we wanna connect more with you guys. We want to connect, uh, we want to hear about your stories, you know. Yep. And even if if the call goes good, we might ask you to come back and talk sports, you know, like talk about anything.

SPEAKER_03 59:12

Anything, just you could honestly though the one thing with this podcast, Seth, yeah, is it could be yes we swear, but it could all it could be an all-age group because we'll be talking again, sports. Uh, you know, we'll get like the middle age, like what um uh booze is like on uh Zotone, his age, 40s, 40s, 50s, ish. Um, we'll talk about motivational stuff on how they keep going and stuff, and then we'll talk about teenagers and kids. Uh wait. Wait. We'll be talking about like games. Like we'll we'll probably we'll probably talk about um a five-minute talk about games right now. And speaking of games, actually, I have a ban list for names that I just cannot stand.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Alright, dude, that is not important. That is not important right now. We know we know how much I'm breathing like I mean if they want to hear it, but like I hope you know we're gonna be throwing shit at possible fans. Like, they're gonna they're gonna look at clips, they'll be like, oh my god, these guys are so funny. And then they're gonna be like, these are the fucking names I hate the most. Number one, Paul.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:32

I fucking hate Paul. Number two, and and and it's if you're soft, get out, skip. But one thing with me, okay, I fucking hate Paul. And to the people that watch my streams on Twitch, which I don't have a lot of viewers or followers, but go on my Twitch. I'm not, I don't even I don't even know why I'm trying to plug it. If you go on my um clips, look at a Rocket League clip, and the clip name is called Paul. I fucking hate Paul. You're the reason why you made me start everything because I fucking hate Paul. Okay, and he made he's the reason why I made a list.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:27

Again, not not all that important, no offense. I mean, we get it. You made a list. It it's I don't know if you guys watched Rest, probably not, but Chris Jericho has a list, had a list, and Salmon has a similar list, it just has names on it, not for the reason you're thinking, it's not that, it's just names he hates, like names he wouldn't name as kid. 100%. But yeah, um what I do want to ask you is though, because we we're gonna talk about this every podcast, any rec it doesn't have to be recent too. Any bone jobs you want to talk about that you've done or have happened to you, aside from the one I did this morning.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:03

Um, any bone jobs do what I would talk about. Okay. Um I'm just trying to think of a great one. Like a good one to where the people understand it properly. Yeah. Like I'm trying to think of a bone job that kids, teenagers, because a bunch of kids have iPads and phones these days. I didn't get my phone since grade eight till grade eight.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

Bro, my my parents didn't trust me, they'll fuck a phone.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:33

Um, I'm trying to find a bone job that kids will understand, teenagers um up to 20.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:38

And adults, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I get it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:41

And it's it's hard because uh it's just different genres. Because uh um Karen's I'm gonna put the eight like Tone talked about earlier. Karen's they understand stuff differently than than us teenagers and kids.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:00

They'll hear one thing that they don't like, yeah, and just blow up on you.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:06

Like they will they will rip you in a new one. It's and it's you could say the most unfunniest bone job, and they will fucking laugh.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:13

You could literally be serious about the bone job too. Like it's it doesn't matter, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:19

For the people that play games, like how me and you do, yes, I'll give you an example of a fantastic bone job. If you play Siege, I'm gonna and Siege is a great example, okay? Yeah, if you play Siege and you're having an unreal game 13 and 1, 13 and 0, like it don't matter. Yeah, if you're having an unreal game and I'm and you're at the bottom of the leaderboard with a fucking donut, flat zero donut, no kills, no assists, just five. And we lose that game, I'm ripping on you because you fucking boned the whole team. Because one kill does matter in that game. One game one kill does matter, but no, you had a fucking bone just like last night. Just like last night.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:09

How I'm gonna throw myself under the bus. You had a great game. You went like we got swept.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:14

We I went, okay. I just want to say I went ten and two in four rounds. I don't know. Wait, no, sorry, ten and four, because I died all round, sorry. So ten and four, so that's how many kills around? Like maybe three kills the first round, three kills the second, and two in the last two. Yeah. Something like that. And that's hard. Ten kills in four rounds. Yep. That I was popping off. And it wasn't just Sandman's fault. Our teammates, one, I got shot in the head by my own teammate for one of my deaths. I don't know why, but I was I guess I walked in front of him. I guess my head looked a little juicy and he decided he wanted a taste. Pop my clead clean off.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

And usually no, because like I usually won't admit that I have a shit game. You know, I don't like admitting that. Yeah. I've I will fight for my case saying, you know what, first game on. Because it was our first game on.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:12

It was. And our only game. Only game, fuck that game.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Only game. Um so I boned, teammates boned. You you you could say that you fucking boned me. That's an example for all the people that play games. It doesn't matter what game you play, okay? You'll understand guys that are our age to like 30. A great bone job example, in my opinion, is sports betting. Yes. And your parlay's looking good, all you need is let's say one more. Happens to me all the time. All the time. That too. And that one team is probably the most favorite team.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

It could be like it could be like OKC playing fucking Washington. OKC playing Sacramento.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:07

Exactly. And OKC playing Washington, like how you said, or for football, we'll talk about um who's shit? The Jets and the Dolphins.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:18

It could be the Seahawks playing one of those teams, man. It could be the best top crop team in the fucking league. But when you have your fucking money on them, they will they play like they've never touched football before. They'll play like they know your money's on the line.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:33

Yep. And they absolutely boned they bone, they just completely bone you. And I'm tired of it. And I'm absolutely sick and tired of shit how I have to put in 20 bucks a month, not a month, 20 bucks a week on football parlays, or well you don't have to, man. You don't have to, but it's it's a hobby. Yes. It is a hobby.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:04

Gambling should not just be a hobby, but yeah, I guess it's a job. No, no. I I I will say though, um there there have been a lot a lot of times this year where that's happened where we lost by one leg. But we've had a lot of success this year. Yes. I think too. But I will I will say, definitely, Sam has a point. If you have sports bet before you've missed by one leg, you've been boned. You don't think it because you go like fuck my parlay didn't hit. You're mad because you lost money. No, you're mad because you got fucking boned. Yep. That's what I say every time. Every time.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:38

So that's an example for 20 and up, I would say. Now here comes the hard one. 30 and up, or I would say 40 and up.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:52

That's old, man. That's real old.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:54

Yeah, but there's still jobs.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:57

I don't know if you could drop an example for that. I feel like we'd have to ask.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:00

I feel like we have to ask, because like you have to ask because there's multiple things.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:06

I mean, because the being 30 to 40, what what can they do? What can they do to bone people? I feel like the only thing I could think huh? I was just about to say that. I was about to say, like, for example, you're in a you're you're you have kids and you go like, hey, hey man, uh, could you grab this for me? And they're like, yeah, sure. 20 minutes later, they're still on the game. That's shit I do all the time. And I'm not I'm not gonna lie. And I'm not gonna say I don't listen. It's because I lose track of time. And I know you've probably done the same thing. We've all done the same thing. And that's we're boning them though. That's the best example. If you have kids, stop if you have kids and um you ask them to do something for you, they say no, you look in them in the eye and say you're fucking boning me. Maybe don't say fucking, but just say you're boning me. And when they ask, but dad, what do you mean bone? What does that mean? You know what you say? Go watch the tragically boned podcast. That's what you tell those kids. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

And I am like getting distracted. Um that's a one of that's a great example. That is a good example for for those for those people. Um, anyways.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:32

Um we're we're running out of things to talk about. I'm not gonna lie, if if you're wondering why we sound so stalled, it's because tone one he blew he blew my mind with the stuff he had to say, and we covered a lot already. One thing that I think we could close on, we could talk about last week's podcast, because I know Sam Man touched up on it saying we had technical issues, uh the equipment we had wasn't really that great. It was shit, but thank you. It was I think the equipment worked just fine. Um I we could talk about the clips that came from it.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:01

Yeah, um it got the job done for clips. Yeah, like if you're looking just for clips, use that.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:07

In terms of the Jerusalem clip, in my opinion, it was my favorite and the most funny clip. Mainly because of how fucking stupid Sam Man sounds in the clip saying is Israel Jerusalem. I've never heard anybody say that, but I just wanted to say for the people that were offended, we do apologize, but we didn't mean to offend anybody. Like no, because he he genuinely, like me and him, damn near failed. Is it geography? Is that what it's called? I I failed.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

I got a 49.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:41

I almost I had a 50, dude. I almost failed too. But I had a 49 new pad. So um we yeah, so we don't know much. That's why we we were being dead serious. If you thought we were joking, we were doing a first bite. No, we were being dead serious, and that's why I'm apologizing. Because if you thought we were just made a joke to make fun of what's going on, we're not that that's what I kind of wanted to talk about.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:00

It's just how I am, and hopefully for next episode, I'll get um my girlfriend, my girlfriend, um, which is also the photography. Photographer, yes, photographer, sorry, see, my grammar. She'll be explained. She'll have a lot to talk about me, about my grammar, my so it's just gonna be the it's gonna be the roast of Sam Man next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:26

Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:28

Yeah, it could be. Yeah, it could be, and she will definitely have a lot to say, good and bad, probably. But like I'm just ready for it because I know because dude, you know me in school. Yeah, I didn't listen.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:45

Dude, I didn't listen. If we could talk about what we used to do in school, like I'm not obviously I don't think it's a good one. But it's not that bad. It's just dude, we got called disappointments by the principal. Yeah, what do you mean it's not that bad? I mean, out of context, it sounds really bad, but it's not. Um, anyways, going back to the clips. Um, was there any clips that you liked the most? I mean, anything looking back, because I always like looking back at what we do, you know what I mean? Because I feel like somehow that first podcast, it wasn't the best, but it'll probably end up as one of my favorites for sure. Like, like just reminiscing about it. Yeah, even though it's only been a week. But when you look back in like let's say three months' time, you're gonna be thinking thinking about that first podcast that got it going.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:27

I'd be laughing. Um one of my clips, favorite clips is um sponsored by Subway One. Um, I think it's a great clip. Um sadly, they are not sponsoring us anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:44

Yeah, sadly, Sam Man boned you guys. He lied. I don't know if you could tell. You gotta gotta do it. Maybe maybe we were Subway if you're watching. I love your six inches, Subway. Okay, that's my cue. That is our cue for uh no but all serious, to be sponsored one day would be a dream. Subway, if you want to be the first sponsor.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:07

Doesn't have to be subway, but subway. I think it should be. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:10

I think I think it's gotta be Subway. Alright. Eat fresh.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:14

We'll do it. Think fresh. Think fresh exactly. Think fresh, eat fresh.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:19

Anyways, we have been yapping for a while. Sorry. Anyways. Sorry. Um thank you so much for watching uh this tragically bone podcast. It's been episode two. I don't know what we're gonna title it. We're gonna probably cut uh title it Smash Tells You to Just Do It or something. Yeah, just do it hard. Do it hard. And yeah, I think we're gonna close on that. I have no.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:45

Thanks for all the support, everyone.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

Again, this will be up on Sunday. Um, so today, this will be up today. That's what I'll say technically.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:53

Yep. Um we'll be posting clips and appreciate all the support and uh everything you guys are doing, like liking and comment. So end to week three, guys. Yep, on to week three. Again, don't forget to uh DM us or email us on how you got boner. We'll be reviewing.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:11

We'll make a post, yes. We'll do we'll cover everything for you guys.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:13

Yep. And uh we'll review it next episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:17

Thank you.