EPISODE #3 RATE 1-BONE

In this Episode, Sandman and Seth rate your guys bone jobs from 1 to boned.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:25

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of Tragically Bone Podcast. I am excited. Me too, man. For today.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

We're in my basement. Anyways, man, it is great to be back.

SPEAKER_02 0:43

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

To the pod, man. Last week was so fun. We had Smash Maleka, aka your uncle, hop on and give us a great episode. And among other things, we did talk a bit at the end, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Dude, today I'm I'm excited for this because we are on a scale on one to bone today. We are fired. Fired up for today.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

We have actually three submissions. I'm surprised. And I'm surprised. I was expecting to get none. Like none at all. But we are so grateful for these submissions because we get to tell your stories, and I'm so excited to hear. Honestly, do you think we're gonna get a bad? I don't think we're gonna get that bad. I think we're gonna get like, I forgot to pick my brother up or something, right? Yeah. Like I don't think we're gonna get anything that bad because like we do that shit all the time. Anyways, like I said, in the announcement, the post earlier, we are talking sports, a lot of sports, because a lot of sports are happening right now. Um, one thing we should cover first is the Toronto blowjobs, I mean the Blue Jays. Yeah, what do you think, Sam Man? What do you think is going on with them?

SPEAKER_02 1:53

Okay, this is the thing. Okay, to Miami B fans, Blue Jay fans, um Is it too early? Is it too early to panic?

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Yes. I'll I'll put it like this it's not an NFL season where if you lose the first three games, your season's over. No. Because in the NFL, it is so hard to recover from that. Because you play once a week with guys who could get injured in those games. In the MLB, it's 162 games, man.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

We're acting like it's a 10-game season, like the season's already over. Apparently, the whole fucking locker room caught the flu or something. Like, and I mean, it doesn't help that Cody Ponce hurt him. Like, and I'm terrible, I feel terrible because it was his debut. Yeah, he's out for the season, Kirk's out for six weeks, and you could see how much we suck without him.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

100%.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

The other two catchers, Heinemann and Venezuela. Venice Vil, I think that's how you say his name. It is. Um, but he's a rookie, I'll cut him slack. But Heineman, he blew three different games.

SPEAKER_02 3:02

Yes, but yesterday, if you guys watch the game, we had the bases loaded. We're down 3-1.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

No outs.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

No outs. Okay, and then Springer goes on, but he gets it. It was like a sacrifice, like it wasn't deep enough. Pause. Yeah, I mean he got on base, but he did.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

I I do think the one team, the thing this team has struggled with the most, even since the World Series run, is scoring with the runners in position to score, no?

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

And if you can't, and when you look at game seven, back at game seven, we outplayed them the whole game. The whole game. And there were times where we had runners on base when we were up 3-1, but we couldn't bring them in to score. Yeah. And if you can't do that, you gotta fucking turn your notifications off, man. Because you keep laughing at it. Anyways, if you can't do that, you're not gonna win baseball games. You are not gonna win a game if you don't keep beating on your team on your like uh opponent, whatever it's called.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Like again, though, they they went um, they were in a 10-game losing streak last year, no?

SPEAKER_03 4:04

The Jays?

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Yeah, weren't they?

SPEAKER_03 4:05

I don't think it was 10. It was definitely like five. Maybe more. But I just want you guys to remember the Blue Jays weren't good last year until like midway. 50 games, not even midway, 50 games into the season. Wow. That's how the difference with MLB, the seasons are really like long, like really long, like 160 games. It's easier because it's not really a contact sport, not a contact sport at all, really, unless you get hit with a baseball, so it's easier for them to manage. What Toronto fans need to realize, and I the one thing I would always hate about Toronto is the media. We went to one World Series, we lost, and now they expect us to do it again.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

You got teams like the Yankees, the Mariners, the Tig is it the Tigers? Yeah. Yeah, the Tigers. You gotta get through those teams, and you can't even beat the Rockies or the White Sox. I get you're getting upset, but you gotta understand we're missing some of our top crop guys, man.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

Like it's too early. You're right. It is too early. No. Um again, it's baseball. I just to me personally, I don't think they start trying till like the 60 game mark.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

I think baseball is one of those games it's really hard to get back into after an offseason because you gotta re- you gotta lock yourself back in into that zone where you're able to look at a baseball and time it. You know what I mean? Especially hitting. I don't know much about baseball, I'm not gonna lie. I do not know much, so I can't talk about it a lot. Yeah, but I do know my blue jays, and you know your blue jays too. And what I see is that they're not being as patient as they were last year. Because I remember last year, they wouldn't swing at anything outside the zone of the playoffs. Nothing. And that's what made them best. And my question is to you right now why do you think they're struggling so much aside from the injuries?

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Uh again, it's it's tough to say because they they went to the world series, and then just like that, they're back in. They're back into the season. They they waited what two months? They had offseason for what? A month and a half, two months?

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Three months, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

That's nothing.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

That's nothing.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

There's other teams that got plenty out there, they're still thinking about it. And now that maybe I think that they're struggling is because they went to the world series and everyone's counting on them. Now the whole world's watching them. Oh, yeah. I mean, when you look at that team, because they don't have a super team. Like, look at the Dodgers, dude.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

When you look at that Jace team, that is the best Jace team, arguably even better than that 2015 and 2016 team.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

I think so.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

And when you look at what they were able to do, they were, and before they went on that crazy one, they were like 26 and 28 midway through the season. They won, what was it, 12 straight games, leapfrogged the Yankees for first in the in the division, and then look back once. Will they do that again? They could. I'm saying I'm not saying it's impossible, but I think we're counting them out way too early. But my problem is I think the biggest issue with this team is that your stars have not been showing up.

unknown 7:18

No.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

And I also think we're putting unnecessary pressure on guys like Ernie Clement, Andres Jimenez, because they had big postseasons. They huge. Like didn't Ernie break some type of record? Yeah, postseason hits. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

I think he had like 30 or something.

SPEAKER_03 7:35

And he's having a great start to the season. I think he's been fine. Jimenez has had the best start out of any player.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Yep, which is shocking.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

But when you Vladi needs a wake up when you look at Vladdy, exactly. He was on fire in the playoffs, played out of his mind in the world baseball classic. But the moment he puts the blue on, what does he do? It's just like Austin Matthews. He does nothing.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

It's just like Austin Matthews.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Yeah, but I do think it's media pressure is another factor.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Huge.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

But I think the I think the biggest factor is probably the front office or the players themselves. They're not playing like they want it.

unknown 8:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

Like it's way too early again, so we can't just go ahead and throw a bone at them, you know what I mean, and just grill them. But I think we're being too harsh. Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 8:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Now, what do you think about this Dodgers series?

SPEAKER_02 8:27

They won besides the Dodgers, you need to beat good teams. And they have yet to beat a good team. Like, okay, the A's.

SPEAKER_03 8:39

The A's were pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

They were decent. They're getting up there.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

The Rockies annihilated us.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

That's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_03 8:46

The White Sox was even worse. Way worse.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

I get if you're losing to the best team in the MLB, the Dodgers, because they are the best team. Look at their team. But you can't lose 14-2 the first game after a World Series loss at home. I thought for sure we're going to bounce back and beat them like six something.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

I thought we were going to win last night. And a guy that's been carrying us is Kevin Goswin. He doesn't get spoken about enough.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

This guy was a bullshit call.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

That was. Let's talk about that. We're going to talk about that balk call. That's what it's called. A balk.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

From what I remember watching, he just did his regular pitching. You know how he kicks his leg out when he pitches? Yeah, multiple times. Multiple times. He does it the whole game. They call that a balk. And what's funny, if you go back at the clip, you could see John Schneider. His face is red as fuck. He's screaming at this ump. The umps like fucking standing there, like that, speechless. Because he's probably thinking in his head, how did I fuck up this call so badly? And how can I get this guy on my face? Oh, I'll just toss him out. Yeah. It's ridiculous. And also, uh I'll probably we'll probably talk about this in another pod. I don't think we need umps anymore. We don't. They're useless. We have the uh I'm not calling them useless, I'm calling their jobs useless. We have the ABS system now.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

Just get a fucking robot to do it. Like, I'm so serious. We do not need them.

SPEAKER_02 10:07

You have AI now. It's it's everywhere. Fucking smart or not, but Jay, seriously, like wake up. Like, would people people don't want to be spending this money just for you to like lose?

SPEAKER_03 10:23

To bone. You're boning your fans. They're spending hundreds. You fuckers up the prices on fucking everything after the end of last season. Outfield tickets two years ago used to be 50 bucks. You know how much they are now? 150. Just because they made the World Series. And I think that's fucking stupid. I don't think it's fair. And for you to play like this and expect fans to pay these prices, fuck off.

SPEAKER_04 10:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:49

Seriously. Just look at the Leafs. No one's showing up to their games because they're last. When I'm buying Raptors tickets when they were dump a year ago, I would pay cheap because I'm not expecting them to be good.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

You're just there for the vibes.

SPEAKER_03 11:04

Exactly. Leafs. People go and and the leaves leaves are still charging a shitload of money because they're the worst. They're the worst.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

They're the worst. And you uh believe it or not. Okay. Watch soccer or not, the one tru the one Toronto team that prices are low and they'll always still be low.

SPEAKER_03 11:23

And they'll always be entertaining and good.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

The Toronto FC.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Toronto FC. They have been playing pretty well to start the season. And I love their group. I love their core. Um, I think they're gonna be just fine. I won't talk too much about them.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Yeah, because it's not a huge it's the MLS.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

But I think my biggest problem with Toronto Sports, we're going kind of in different directions here because we're talking about the Blue Jays, but now we're talking about all of them, is the ticket prices because I don't know if you I don't know how you expect DeFan to pay$300 for tickets for for five, no, three different people and for the team to be shit. Like if I were to there was a game in Toronto, I I think it was the Raptors, but they got blown out by 30 at home. And tickets for that game, from what I remember, I think you know where we usually sit like 318,$120 per ticket. Who would pay that? Dude, if if I'm down 30 at any point of the game, I'm leaving. I don't care, I'm leaving. That's not a fun time. It's not a fun time. It's just watching your team getting their asses whooped.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Which again, there's gonna be there's gonna be the games where you are gonna lose by 30, but for the Raptors, they if they lose, they lose pretty big.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

They do. They've been 50-50 this year.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

But you know what? They're not a good team and they're not a bad team.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

They're in the middle, and that's not good.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

It's not. But you know what? They're in there they're entertaining to watch this year.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

And I'm very excited because they got three games left. You gotta win the last two out a la at least two out of the last three because the Sixers are right there. And though, and that's a team where they will win.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

They will win.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

They have guys like Joel Mbitch, Tyrese Maxi, which is a he's out though for the season, no.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

No, he's back. He's back, he came back early. And that's a player I think me and you fucking love.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

I love him.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

I hate him when he plays us, but he is an incredible player. 100%. He this guy will pull up from the logo or run right by you like you're playing 2K. It's ridiculous, that fucking guy. Anyways, closing on the Blue Jays, just be better for your fans. I'm not saying, like, I know the fans and the media are putting pressure on the Jays to make another World Series, but I've been a fan long enough of Toronto Sports to know that that's not gonna happen like instantly. Like, my first thought after we lost in the World Series was we're not gonna make it next year, but the year after, that's when I think we have a chance. Because it's really hard to make back-to-back unless you have the fucking Dodgers type of team. I don't think we're gonna do it again this year, but I do think next year is definitely another opportunity. But all I ask is if you won't do it for your fucking selves, do it for the fans who spend to take the time out of day to watch you guys, who love you guys, who spend money on you guys, and you're just fucking them the way you're playing.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

That's not it's it's brutal. But anyways, stop the Toronto talk real quick. Let's go to the American side for the NFL.

SPEAKER_03 14:23

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Huge, huge NFL news. If you haven't heard two days ago, I believe Dexter Lawrence requested a trade from the New York Giants. We love the Giants.

SPEAKER_03 14:35

We are big Giants fans, huge, and Dexter Lawrence is our favorite player. Yeah, so this one stings. And what do you think of it?

SPEAKER_02 14:45

I was when I I was working and I pulled out my phone and I read it. I'm like, I'm like, Dexter Lawrence requested a trade. I'm like, no way. I said the first I'm saying that's bullshit. That is absolutely bullshit because I know this guy, he has a tattoo actually right here somewhere. He literally has a giant logo. Yeah, and I'm like, no way.

SPEAKER_03 15:07

I I mean tattoos mean nothing because he could get it removed or he could get it tattooed over something, you know.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Exactly. But that's one guy I know for sure he does not want to leave the team, and he doesn't want to leave the team. He's just threatening to leave because he wants money, yeah, and he deserves it. He does, but the last season he played terrible. He did.

SPEAKER_03 15:31

Yes, and he wasn't the greatest. I do think that the problem with last season was the defense coordinator, the defense choices we made, you know. Like when you look at all those games we choked and sold in the fourth quarter, it's because we wanted to park ourselves into zone coverage where we'd leave the middle of the field open. We have guys like Brian Burns, Kaylon Thibodeau, even fucking um Dexter, Okarake, who else? You can name a few other Abdul fucking Carter. I don't think I remember blitzing once the whole season.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

I don't think I've seen those guys all on the field all that long.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Exactly. They weren't together. I remember in preseason, they put all of them on the field together like once or twice, and they blitzed. It was a sack every fucking time.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

It was insane.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

You they couldn't get anything through that pass rush. I mean, anything through the middle, sorry, for the offense. And to think that we're not gonna pay, to and here's what I think. I think John Harbaugh, especially in New York, I think he has more power than the GM does. Yeah. I think he is gonna overrule Joe Joe Shane, is that his name? Yep, and say, listen, you're gonna fucking pay this man.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

Uh with what money now?

SPEAKER_03 16:50

That and that's the thing. That's the thing. Do we have money to sign him? No, we're gonna have to let some guys go.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

We are fucked. Buddy, we don't have Okorike anymore, and he's a huge. He was a huge middle linebacker, middle line, middle linebacker, linebacker. They had him play everywhere. I wouldn't even be surprised because this defense coordinator was terrible.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

He was, he blew a lot of games.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

I wouldn't even be surprised if Bobby Okorke was a cornerback.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

But yeah, I do think that what he's doing, I know we all know what Dexter's doing. Miles Garrett did this last season around draft time. What did he do? Yeah, he requested a trade. He's not leaving. And then not even a month or two later, he got re-signed to a max extension. Miles Garrett did. I mean, playing in Cleveland's a choice. It is a choice. But Cleveland had the top defense in the league for the last two, well, not top, but you know, like a good defense for the last two years. When you look at the Giants, they can have that. They can have that, but if you lose a guy like Dexter Lawrence, when he is on one, he is the best D-tackle in the league. Yep, you can not. You can you could argue with me for hours and I will say the same shit. You could not name one player better than Dexter Lawrence when he's in his prime. You cannot at D-tackle. Can you? Are you laughing, man?

SPEAKER_02 18:12

No, because I'm just because I'm not worried at all losing him.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

Me neither.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Because even if we do.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

We're gonna get a hull.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

We're gonna get probably another top ten pick from this year's draft.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Knowing knowing the Giants, they won't do sh.

SPEAKER_03 18:25

They're gonna bone. Unless it's Harbaugh taking over.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

I don't we can't lose. Because he's a we can't lose him because he's a great captain.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

He's he's a huge, he's a huge leader. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

We'll we'll be winning games because of him.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

There are some games we have won because of fucking him.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Anyways, let's keep I mean we could keep talking about the Giants, but we'd be on for hours. I think the next probably the final team we could talk about, we gotten to a little, is the Toronto Raptors. Now, me and Sandra have been Raptors fans for a long fucking time. Since before the 19 championship, we've experienced the LeBron Belt over and over again. Yeah. Over and over. So to say we could say whatever we want would be valid. There are some fans that complain, I feel like complain way too much for becoming fans during that 2019 run. And I I get it, it was a hell of a run. Probably one of the best we'll ever see in our lives.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

But what do you think the Raptors need to do, not just to make the playoffs, but if they do go into the playoffs? Because their matchups are brutal. They are gonna face the New York Knicks or one of the New York Knicks, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Worst case scenario, they play the Boston Celtics.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

Okay, that's a great question because honestly, we have a great, I think me personally, not because I'm biased, but I think we have the best bench in the league.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

I'm 50. I see. I used to think that you have we have guys like Mammu. We have guys like, you know, you know who I love? Jacoby Walter. Yeah, I love too. He's grown into his own this season. Jamal Shedd is one of the best playmakers we have off the bench. Everyone else? I can't name a single person. Hold on. We had Grady Dick, who fits his name by the way. He's an asshole. I don't care if he listens to this. You act so high and mighty behind the scenes. Act like you're all this and that in a bag of fucking chips. This guy got drafted to be the next three-point king of Toronto, to be the to be our primary shooter. This guy couldn't hit a shot in average Joe's League. And that three-pointer is like mid-range. He is brutal. I I have no words for that guy. He went from being one of the top prospects in his class. You know, I remember someone said he has the potential to be like a Clay Thompson type of guy. No, not anymore. He's brutal. What do you think? What do you think of any other bench players that just haven't been playing good?

SPEAKER_02 21:11

That haven't been playing good or haven't.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

Who do you think needs to step the fuck up?

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Um, I'll tell you what, he's not a bench player, but I think he should be a bench player is Yakim Portal. A hundred percent. I was yeah, you know me. I cannot stand that fucking guy. You put you gotta put Sandro Mambu in because he could shoot threes. He's a rebound.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

He's six foot ten. He's six foot eleven, he's about seven foot. Dude, he's great. He's great, and and he you're right, he's shooting almost 40% from three, and that is really good for a big man. Like, really good.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

100%. Like he portal should not start. No, he's dude, he's terrible. He's he's ass, okay. But to answer your question, what what would do we need to do to Win a playoff series because we're not winning the chip. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

No, no.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

If we win the chip, if if we somehow manage to go all the way and we win, I will literally do anything.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Really? Okay, stop. Really now.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Whatever the top comment says on the Instagram reel.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Alright, Bet. But I do think wait.

unknown 22:26

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

If we want to win to make playoffs too, like the actual playoff, not play in, we need BI and Scotty State to stay consistent, and we need Darko to put in our guys properly. Don't play the bench midway first quarter. Like why?

SPEAKER_03 22:48

I do think there are some guys on our bench that should be playing that he sits out. Like, I know our main rotation is our starters, and then Jacoby, Jamal, Mammu. I feel like I'm missing somebody, am I? CM CMB, CMB. That's another that's another big guy. That's a guy who should be starting over Purdle. Him, him or Mammu?

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Yeah. CMB, dude.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

I've been to multiple games where CMB has started and I haven't seen I haven't seen the team look better defensively with Purdle on instead of him. When I remember when we first made the Jakob Purdle trade to the Spurs, when I saw that we gave up a first round pick for him, I was pissed because we got a center. Yeah, we finally have a center. He can't fucking shoot the ball. He's slow. I could probably beat him in a race with my fucking one foot. Yeah, he's and all it takes is and he's not a good defender anymore. I don't know if you watched the Celtics game. Every time he was in the game, we'd give up 10 points in a row.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

He can't make he can't make a shot. Anyways, Raptors.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

Bummy. They suck. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. No, dude.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

I was gonna say, dude, they're they're I think I was expecting way less.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

Way worse. Way worse. Even if we had BI. I didn't believe in this lineup, but I think we are a playoff team. If we get mashed up with the Cavaliers, we have a chance.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

Huge chance. Knicks go.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

Knicks, no. Celtics, no.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Nowhere close for Celtics.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Cavs is our and we're not gonna get the Cavs. We're definitely getting the Knicks round one. Yeah. And I love New York. I love the Knicks. I love them. But the Knicks fans are fucking atrocious. They're assholes. Yeah, but they're funny. They're funny. But I do think I was a Knicks fan for one year. It was the year the Raptors sucked, and he just gave up on them, so he became a Knicks fan. But anyway.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

And we are excited to announce the draft picks. Like the NFL.

SPEAKER_03 25:00

No, I mean, dude, we're not gonna. Okay, man. He's he's okay. To announce every pick. Do you know how many fucking picks there are? Just the 10 picks. Just 10 picks? I was about to say, man. We're gonna be here for five hours. This guy wants to announce all 100 picks in the fucking first round.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Oh, but let's start with the Giants again, real quick. And then we'll get to our main subject. Kenny. New York Giants, you have the fifth overall pick. Your GM. Who are you picking and why are you picking them?

SPEAKER_03 25:34

And this is just like anybody, like who gets picked before though? Or does it not matter in this?

SPEAKER_02 25:40

Well, you're not gonna get you're not gonna get.

SPEAKER_03 25:43

I know you're not gonna get Mendoza. You're not probably not gonna get Jeremiah Love. It depends. I think that I think the Chiefs are gonna get that fucking guy. Somehow, somewhere. The Chiefs? Yeah. They're gonna fucking don't they have a top uh pick this year?

SPEAKER_02 25:56

I don't I don't I actually don't know if they're top pick.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

I think it's just outside the top ten, but they're gonna somehow get them out of the page.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

I think Tennessee's gonna get Jeremiah Love. Don't get me wrong. For me, I would love, I would love Jeremiah Love. I would love Sonny Styles, and I would love Caleb Downs. But out of those three guys, I would say we need, I would say, I would have if we didn't get Darnell Mooney and and uh Calvin Austin. I would have said get Cardinal Tate. I would have said, yeah, exactly. I would get a wide receiver, but since we got those guys, it goes down to defense road tackle than Derrick.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

Out of all those guys, you have to take Caleb Downs. He is he was one of the best safeties, and he plays traditional safety too. So he is one of the best safeties and best and regarded as probably the best player in the draft.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

And the reason why I think we will take a safety is because John Harborough loves his safety.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

Look at Kyle Hamilton. Yeah. He came into his own. He's a fucking animal.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

I think he's Canadian. Is he Canadian?

SPEAKER_03 26:59

I don't think so. No. I think he's American. But Caleb Downs would make our he would elevate our defense. He would put our defense over the top, just having an actual good safety. We haven't had one in I don't know how long. No.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

This defense is going to be very scary if we do pick him up. Yes. But I would see here's the thing. Another reason why I don't think we'll be picking up Jeremiah Love is because we have Scatterbooty and Tyrone Tracy, which people hate on Tracy, but I think he is the most underrated player on the team.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

That guy has back-to-back a thousand yard seasons. I like him a lot. I love Tracy. But I like Scatterboo a lot more because of his style of play. He's this guy's an animal, obviously. But I do think, and again, the draft, we're definitely doing a live stream. Yep. We don't know if we're gonna do it on Twitch, YouTube, or whatever yet, but either way, it's happening. And like Sam Man said, we'll be reacting to the first 10 picks, giving our thoughts on the first 10 picks, and then probably ending it there, I assume. But we're there for the Giants. We're there to make sure the guy we want drafted gets drafted, even though we have no fucking say. And believe me, if we fucking take some bummy ass dude, oh man, you know, we'll probably have to cut the stream early. That's all I'll say.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

But yeah, I feel like we covered a good amount of sports. I do want to go back to the Raptors for a quick sec.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:25

And just say that it's a really tough team to assess compared to the Blue Jays because the Blue Jays have their team now. They have a good lineup, and they they don't they didn't spend too much money, like Dodgers' money, to get that lineup. No. When you look at the Raptors, their starting lineup is quickly RJ, Ingram, Scotty, Purdle. You're paying Purdle way too fucking much, I'll tell you that for free. You're paying quickly way too much, in my opinion. Yeah. He's good, but not that good. And RJ was already getting paid by the Knicks, and we're just finishing the contract for him. Out of those three guys, and I don't think you're gonna let go of BI at all. You just got him. You're obviously not gonna let go of Scotty. The only way you let go of B.I. is if you trade him for Giannis. But out of Purtle, Barrett quickly, who do you think hurts the team the most?

unknown 29:19

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

That's a good question because Quist quickly cannot stay consistent. But Portal is, I just I might just say him because I am the biggest hater for him, but Portal does get you the rebounds. I don't know, dude. Like I I gotta say Portal because I I I'm I've just fucking can't stand that fucking tall piece of shit. You fucking loser. I cannot stand him. I can't. I I just can't. I can't. I can't.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

He's not a first-round pick. But he was. He was the ninth pick. He was the ninth pick in the 2016 draft, man.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Yeah, but what we gave.

SPEAKER_03 30:05

Oh, yeah, what we gave 100%.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

Shit.

SPEAKER_03 30:08

I do think, and this, I feel like you're gonna question me with this. I think out of all those players, Jakob is definitely one of them. I'm gonna say RJ Barrett.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

And I know that sounds fucking crazy because he's the home, but I think we defend him because he's a home-down king. When you look at Scottie Barnes, he scores so much when RJ is out the lineup and plays so much better when RJ's out the lineup. When you look at, he went on a stretch um before his all-star pick where he had a 30-point double double, 25-8-7, and the same stat line over and over. That's why RJ was injured and it was just him and BI. And RJ was having the same problems on New York with Julius Randle and Jalen Brunson. He wanted to be the star. He wanted to be the guy. He plays like he's the guy, but he's not. He is, and don't get me wrong, I he does a lot for the team in terms of him being able to slash to the rim, shoot the three, but he's not a reliable defender. He makes a lot of poor decision makings on playmaking. And when he plays like shit, he's basically a pylon.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Scotty, when he plays like shit, you still got him defensively. Ingram's been coming in in his own defensively. And don't be wrong, I'm a big RJ Barrett guy. I love that. He's a great dude. We got a picture with him. Yeah, but that doesn't mean we have to like him. And it doesn't mean I have to think of him as a good player. He is a good player when he's ready, but when but there have been times this season against the Celtics, he played like horrible. Horrible. And he's sure he played all right against the Miami Heat, but that's the Miami Heat. They suck. They're no better than us. So I'll put it like this I think the player's hurting the team the most is Quickly and Purdle. Purdle, because he fucking sucks. Barrett's terrible. Because he wants to be a guy on the team where he shouldn't be a guy on. Like, if anything, he's the he's the he's the maybe the third option on the team. But yeah, that's my quick little rant about RJ Barrett. I think I think that's the I think that's the type of player he is.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

That's a uh good rant good rant there, Seth. That's a good rant.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Anything you want to close on for the Blue Jays, Raptors, or uh I want to go back to the NFL yeah real quick before we get into our segment, our favorite segment.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

Yeah. Um I'm gonna start NFC East. I'm gonna tell you my early, early predictions.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Okay, I'm sad.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Let's hear it. And I'm I don't want to be biased here. Yeah. Okay. Coming in at number four is the Washington Commanders. Okay. Yeah. They're old. Yeah, you got a great, great quarterback. I love Jaden Daniels. He's just he's so much fun to watch. But he's just not a not him, just the team. They're they're they're not all there. Healthy wise and old wise and age-wise, same thing. They're not there. I'm putting them at four. Three, and they're gonna start going from downhill, which they're they're not gonna be a bad third place team. The Philadelphia Eagles.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

I agree. They lost their they're they're losing their coaches, they lost all of their defensive studs. Well, not all, but they lost a lot of them.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

And I can promise you right now, they're gonna lose AJ Brown.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

I think he's getting traded. He's probably not in the offseason, but probably beginning of the season or midseason.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

I think he's gonna get traded for a draft.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

Probably. Because I don't think he wants to be there anymore. No, and I don't think some Philly fans want him there anymore. No, after he played in the playoffs. He dropped a lot of important passes.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

No, he's a great player. I like AJ Brown personally.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

I do too. If he was on the Giants, I'd love to have him.

SPEAKER_02 34:06

Okay. I have a really weird feeling he's actually gonna be go to the Giants.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

Seriously?

SPEAKER_02 34:15

Really weird feeling. Who would we give up for him? That's a thing. If we do probably Kayvon.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

It'd be Tibbs because Philly, Philly just lost a uh they lost a good linebacker. They lost um, what's the guy's name? The other white boy. Not Dejean. I know who you're talking about. You know who I'm talking about, but I I forget his name. They lost him too. But they do need a lot of help, more help on the pass rush.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

And that's here. They're gonna give Thibodeau's one of them, yeah, but I don't think Thibodeau's going. But if Lawrence were to leave, I think we would do a one-on-trade. Would be we'll give Lawrence for AJ and we'll get like a second round pick.

SPEAKER_03 34:56

And you see, yeah, I wouldn't do that. I would not give the Eagles Dexter Lawrence when they already have Jalen Carter. Yeah, that's true. Their defense would murder people. You wouldn't be able to run the ball up the middle. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

I I wouldn't, if the Giants were ever to do that. I wouldn't. I I can't see Dexter Lawrence. Again, we can't see him leaving.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

Yeah, he's not leaving.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Anyways, coming in at number two, I think I I have the Giants.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

I thought you were gonna put them one because you said I'm not trying to be biased, but number two, I think is fair.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

I think the Giants a lot of people have high hopes for them this year. Yeah. Because of because of Harborough coming in and the moves that he's done. I think that Giants will be number two. And number one, obviously, I I hate, I can't stand them.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

I hate to think it. The Cowboys. They had, I would say, a very unlucky season. They had a couple of injuries, but they showed that their offense with George Pickens has great upside.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

CD nuts.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

Their defense, on the other hand, is what they need to improve, I think. Just a little bit. Yeah. But yeah, I think they definitely have potential to top. Do I think personally, do I think they'll top and no? I honestly don't know who's gonna top. I just know it's not gonna be the commanders or the Eagles.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

I don't think it'll be the Commanders, but I I think I think the Cowboys are gonna do some real good damage here if they could stay healthy and if Dak could play like how he did.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Like last year, Dak played okay. More than okay. He played good.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Yeah. Uh uh I I mean I don't know. Fuck. But I do think that this is gonna be probably a really tough season. Like, it seems as a Giants fan, if you're watching this, you think it would be easy the season we have because of the team we have now, the coaching staff, it's still gonna be hard. I mean, look at our schedule.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Yeah, I'm gonna pull up my script, our schedule.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

It doesn't, we had we were the worst team the season before this, and they gave us the worst schedule. We were still the worst team, and they gave us another hard schedule. So it's kind of like uh we we gotta fight. That's all I'm gonna say. We gotta scrap and claw this entire season, and I think we will.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Okay, so these are our home home opponents.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

We got Cowboys, Eagles, Washington, obviously. Cleveland Browns, who I think are gonna be a really like a team to watch this year. I feel like the Browns. I hated on Shadower. But you know what? He proved to me like last year, okay, you know what, he could be their guy. Saints, Cardinals, Niners, Jaguars, Titans. Away. Cowboys, Eagles, Washington again. The Lions, the Texans, the Colts, the Rams, Seahawks. Okay. Biased bias, non-biased for the Giants. Cowboys for home. I think we'll lose. I think we'll lose one to the Cowboys, win one. Eagles, I think we'll win two against the Eagles. Ah yeah, I think we'll win two against the Eagles. Washington will split. Browns will be somewhat weird, but we'll come out with the win.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

Saints win. Cardinals win. Lost to the Niners. Lost to the Jaguars. Win against Tennessee. Texans. I feel like we'll win against the Texans. Beat the Lions this time. Lose to the Seahawks, lose to the Rams. And the Colts. Do we give Danny Dimes the win against us?

SPEAKER_03 38:51

I think we're gonna put Beltass on the Colts, all honesty. You got the you got if it's Danny Dimes, you have the Giants present versus the Giants past. Or technically the Giants' future in Jackson Dart against Danny Dimes, and I think we pump him. Like show no mercy. Because he ne the only time he played like that for us was in 2022. Never played like that again. But I think why are you looking at me like that, man? No, I'm just saying. No, no, you're like anyways, I think we talked a lot about we covered a lot, and we'll continue to cover sports every now and then. I just felt like we had to come on here, and well, I wanted to come on here and talk because we said we would talk about sports. We have yet to, and I feel like we covered a lot all the important stuff. Um, anyways, if you didn't know already, the Raptors, if you don't feel like watching the Blue Jays, the Raptors have three games left in the season. Three of the biggest games, because if they win all three, they secure their players' playoff spot at the sixth seed so they won't have to play in the play-in. So if you want to entertain yourself, I would definitely watch the Toronto Raptors. And if you don't watch football, become a Giants fan, man. What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 40:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:05

Big blue. Like what else can you do? Anyways, we are gonna prep and pull up the messages for our before we do that.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

Hold on. What? Hold on. If you have yet to beat your first NFL game and Giants game. For real. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

If this if this video gets over 10,000 likes and any NFL player comments at the end.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

Preferably a Giants player, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

I will take you, I will buy you any game you want this season and take you to your first ever NFL game. Dead ass? Dead ass. Look at the camera and shake my hand. If it only if it reaches 10k and any NFL team or player comments. Now, if the first here's the twist. If it's like, let's say the Chicago Bears or Seattle or any other team, if if I see their comment first, if they comment first, we have to go to their game.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

That we play them.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

And we ought to wear their jersey and support them. That one game.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

Okay. That's fair. All right. Okay. I appreciate it. Guys, don't fucking bone me. Please. Let's uh let's get ready for the next segment.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

Yeah. Are you ready? Let's do it. Let is do it. So yesterday. Welcome. Yesterday, you made a video of asking people to DM or email about their stories on how they got boned. That's the whole reason about this podcast is to preach out the word bone. You're boning me and boned.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

And dude, I was shocked.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

Like we said earlier, we got three fucking responses. That is awesome. And I just want to say you guys know who you are. Thank you so much. We appreciate you. Thanks for showing this video. Don't worry, we will take our time reading these. These are gonna be fun. I didn't I skimmed over one of them.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

I haven't I haven't opened up one. I got I skimmed one.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

I'm not gonna lie, I skimmed one. It's pretty I'm not gonna say much, but let's just say it was it was a bone job, one way or another. Um, anyways.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

And it's it's from one to bone.

SPEAKER_03 42:41

We got uh one to bone. It's called one to bone, but we rate it on one to bone, if that makes sense. Anyways, let's get started.

SPEAKER_02 42:49

Alrighty, do you want to go first or do you want me to go first? I'll go first, no?

SPEAKER_03 42:52

Yeah, you go first.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

Okay. Let's open up. I got so one of them was on DMs and two of them were on email.

SPEAKER_01 43:01

So I'm gonna open this shit up. Uh okay. I cannot wait.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Alright. Shit. I just dude, that's what I'm saying. Dude, I know I'm kind of nervous. I don't know why. It's not that I'm nervous, I just uh kind of like scanned it a little bit. Oh no. Anyways. Uh all right, first one on the day. We got sherobi dude from the big T Tennessee. Hold on. What? Who shobi.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

Sherobe from Tennessee. His name is Cherobi.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

Her or him, yeah. Sherobi.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

Let me let me see this.

unknown 43:53

What?

SPEAKER_03 43:55

Are you baked? What? This is Sharon B. Dude. It's like Sharon B, like B being her fucking last name. What'd you what'd you think it was? Shrobie. Why? Because there's a fucking B right there. There's a fucking period before the B, you dumbass.

SPEAKER_02 44:22

Anyways. Sharon dot B, sorry for mispronouncing your word. She's from the big T, bro, Tennessee. Tennessee, really? That's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_03 44:34

Okay. Um she has to say.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

Uh sorry for mispronouncing your name, by the way. I hope we don't get offended by that because I know some people do. Alrighty. Hey Sam and Suth. I want to tell you a story on how I boned my cat.

SPEAKER_03 44:52

What? How can you bone your cat? Not like that. Pause. How can you do that?

SPEAKER_02 45:01

You can't be saying pause for after bones.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

I'm sorry. It was because I paused after I said it.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

Anyways, carry on.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

Okay, so hey Sam and Anseth, I want to tell you a story on how I boned my cat. I left for two days. Oh no. Oh fuck. For what? I left two days to go to my friend's apartment. And I forgot to give my cat her pills.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

Pills for what? Why are you I I can't laugh. Sorry. Well. Okay, first of all.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Dude, stop. I'm scanning this right now.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

I wanna I want to critique. I feel like we should critique as we go. Why are you at your friend's apartment for two days? Like what are you doing at your friends? I mean, spending the night or something? Like, okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

Probably spending the night, but and pills for what? What does it say? It's saying it's okay. So I forgot to give my cat her pills. My cat has this condition.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Why are you laughing? What does it say? Stop. Stop. You can't laugh. She's probably listening to this right now. You can't laugh at this. You can't laugh. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

Okay. My cat has this condition where she has to take this medication daily so she can live.

SPEAKER_03 46:14

Dude, stop. Stop.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

You can't do this. You can't do this. It's not funny. Anyways, I get back to my house and she was.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

Stop. What does it say? What does it say? Stop laughing. Please.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

What does it say?

SPEAKER_02 46:35

I'm reading it. Anyways, I got back to my house and she was asleep on the floor.

SPEAKER_03 46:44

Shit, just wake the cat up, man. Why are you quiet? What's going on? What does it say, man? Why can't you say it? Asleep. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 47:01

I miss her so much and I feel terrible.

SPEAKER_03 47:03

Oh my. The cat fucking dies. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Rest in peace, Marley.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

Marley? That's that's a sick name. Um, I'm sorry. Um, but how the fuck do you fucking bone your cat like that? You forgot to give your cat, Marley, her medication. How do you do that? Because I I want to put it like this, Saman. She's probably had this cat for years. So it's a routine. She's probably forgot every now and then. You gotta stop. But I I wanna put it like this. How do you that's a bad bone job? I'm not even gonna say how, but that is a horrible bone job. I can't even say that's funny. I know, I know he was laughing. I was laughing because he was laughing, but stop. But that is a bad one. That is probably I was expecting to get ones like, oh, you know, I forgot my brother to pick him up from school, forgot this and that, boned myself, yada yada yada. This is bad. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 48:18

Dude, I want to apologize for laughing. I'm gonna I'm gonna read it. I I feel so terrible that I'm gonna read it one more time without laughing. No, no, I have to. No, I have to because we're short on time, man. No, we're not, no, we're not. I could just I could just edit this part. I could edit the laughing part because I feel terrible.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:48

Hey Salmon and Seth.

SPEAKER_03 48:53

You're already laughing. Okay, moving on. Okay, no, please, please. No, no, no, no, no. Sherron, I mean Sherron, Sharon, I apologize and um condolences for your loss, but you can't fucking forget to give your cat pills, the pills that keep your fucking cat alive. You can't do that. I don't know if you're telling a made-up story or you're being deadass. If you're being dead ass, if I'm a if I'm a fucking adoption person for for animals, and I heard about that, I'm keeping you as far away from my my animals as possible. Like, I'm so serious. That means if I if I'm your friend and I'm like, hey, can you watch my dog? I'm not letting you watch my fucking dog, man. That's true. That is nuts. You're insane. Anyways, thank you for submitting. On a scale of one to bone, what do you rate that? I'm pretty sure we could go way above bone. Dude, don't tell me you're going lower than that.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

No, because oh my god.

unknown 50:00

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_02 50:01

That is terrible. Dude, Marley's dead. I got back to my house and she's like, I know, I know, I know.

SPEAKER_03 50:14

Asleep, and I and it took me like a second, the cat passed away, and that's horrible. That's really bad. But again, I apologize for your loss. Just remember to give your fucking animal its medication next time, man. Thank you. I appreciate you. Now we gotta move on.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

Thank you. So I go thank you, Sherobi.

SPEAKER_03 50:37

I have the next via email.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

Email. You got an email.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

Email, yes. From oh, he didn't put his name, so we'll just put him as anonymous. So, anonymous, he says, Hey guys, I heard you guys are fans of football.

unknown 50:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Football guy. I do a fantasy league with my buddies, and we and we did one this year for over a thousand bucks. We did one, um well, to pause here, me and Sammy did one for like 250, something like that. Um, and this guy says, I made the finals.

unknown 51:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:12

That's huge.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

But oh no, I could tell where this is going. Someone boned him.

SPEAKER_03 51:20

Oh, dude, you couldn't be more wrong. Before the finals, I thought I was dialed. I thought I was locked in. I had the Texans defense and the best offense in my league. So he had the best defense and the best offense in his fantasy league.

SPEAKER_02 51:35

Well, who's his offense? You can't just pick the whole team as your offense.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Yeah. He had B. John Robinson and Matt Stafford.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

Okay, that's a good point.

SPEAKER_03 51:43

He goes, I ended up I ended up going to work as the finals were going on. When I got back, I was disappointed to find out I lost. Okay, that's that's not terrible. I don't know how you got boned. Let me keep reading. Um, he says, at first I wasn't upset, but when I saw I got blown out, I was confused. I got blown out by over 50 points. With Stafford and Bichon on your team? Blown out. Who did this guy have playing? Fucking Darius Slayton? And he goes, Okay, sorry, sorry, I'm going off track. He goes, When I went to go check, I realized I boned myself really hard. I forgot to sub in Stafford and Robinson.

unknown 52:28

Dude.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

That is fair. But because I had missed uh forgotten to sub in Bichon and Stafford, I lost out in over a thousand bucks. And a thing me and my friends do, even if you finish second, if you don't finish first in the finals, if you don't win, you have to do a mini forfeit.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

A mini forfeit?

SPEAKER_03 52:58

Do you know what a forfeit is? It's like a fantasy punishment. Let me check if he put it. Okay, he didn't say what the punishment was, but he said he had to complete the punishment the day after, and let's just say it wasn't fun. Anyways, thank you guys for reading this. I appreciate you, and I'll continue listening. I can't wait to hear you guys talk about my shit on here. Well, um, compared to Sharon, that is pretty mild. Like, that's I did that. I could I could actually talk about that. I was in the semis. I had who's the Steelers running back again? Jalen Warren, right? He was scheduled against Detroit, right? It was Detroit. Yep. And he was slated to only put up two points. So I subbed him out. Guess what put him for him? Hunt. Kareem Hunt. Hunt had eight points. You know how much points Warren had?

unknown 53:50

No.

SPEAKER_03 53:51

He had 40. Shit. I would have made the finals and probably won. Most likely won the finals. This guy. And I only lost out on 250. To me, that's a lot of money. Losing out on a thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

That's a lot.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

That's a lot of money. That's heartbreaking. I am so sorry. That is brutal. But on a scale of one to bone, I'd rate that like a five. Yeah, that I I I don't think that's terri. I think you boned yourself 100%. That is a bad bone job.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

No one boned you but yourself. I would put that around 3.54.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

Yeah. I don't think it's that bad.

SPEAKER_02 54:32

Honestly, not bad, man. Shrobi's terrible. Shirobi killed her cat.

SPEAKER_03 54:35

I don't think anybody's fucking topping that.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

Shrobi killed her fucking cat. I don't know what the hell is wrong with her, but.

SPEAKER_03 54:40

Okay. So we have one more. Um the final one. So so far, Sharon B leads the way in all-time bone jobs. The final one, an email from another another anonymous. Oh Jesus. I just skimmed it. This does not look this might be worse than Sharon.

SPEAKER_02 55:02

Why you laughing? I I so I didn't know. So I I gotta pause. I just I feel terrible.

SPEAKER_03 55:10

Really? This terrible for Sharone. Dude, I laughed. You got me saying Sharone now. See what you're doing? Sharon, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

Dude, I laughed.

SPEAKER_03 55:20

I only laughed because you laughed. You can't blame me. Just you apologized. It's okay, man. It's okay. You boned her because you laughed at her, but that's okay. Anyways, we gotta get moving. Anyways, this guy says, hey guys, I'm a big fan, but I honestly don't even know if this counts as tragically boned. What do you mean tragically boned though? Okay. Okay. So I'm at a funeral. I won't say who it was for, out of respect, but my whole family was there, including some friends. It was very quiet, emotional, and respectful. I was one of the pallbearers, I was chosen to be one of them. And if you guys don't know what that is, Samman could explain to you real quick.

SPEAKER_02 56:02

It's where you carry the dead body. Well, it's in a casket. It's in like it's in a casket. You, y'all, I'm pretty sure y'all know what it is.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

I've been to a funeral. I didn't see a pall bearer, but I know what a funeral is like. It is very quiet, emotional. Are you fucking serious? Are you serious? You guys can't fucking see him right now, but he's laughing. Yes, you are. Are you fucking kidding me? Anyways, I gotta carry on. Um he goes, We're carrying the casket, walking pretty slowly.

SPEAKER_02 56:37

Oh, don't tell me he drops it.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

Everything's going smoothly until my phone goes off in my pocket, and he says, Now, up until this point, I had forgotten to put my phone on silent, so my ringtone went off. Not just any ringtone.

unknown 56:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 56:58

Dude. He he put the ringtone that he used the name of it. Should I punch it in? Should I look it up? Yeah. Okay, hold on. I have to. Okay. If you did it, you have to. Okay, one sec. I'm gonna look it up. Give me one second, guys. Oh my god. Okay, I got it. Okay, making sure there's no ads. Okay, you guys ready? So I want you guys to picture. You're walking, you're a pall bearer holding a casket, and all of a sudden your phone rings and you hear this.

unknown 57:34

Your phone linging. Your phone linging.

SPEAKER_00 57:37

Pick my pick up your phone. Your phone linging. Your phone got to go to voicemail.

SPEAKER_03 57:56

Dude. Okay, hold on. This looks bad. I'm not laughing at the I'm laughing at the fucking ringtone, man. If you're watching this right now, there is something genuinely fucking wrong with you, bro.

SPEAKER_02 58:20

Is it hold on, is it weird that it's not weird.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

I gotta find. Sorry, I gotta pull the thing back up. Okay, I got it.

SPEAKER_02 58:30

The email. Is it bad that I think that he did that on purpose?

SPEAKER_03 58:36

You think he did it on purpose?

SPEAKER_02 58:38

With that type of ringtone? Carrying into the phone.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

It's it's I wouldn't, bro. If I knew I had that ringtone, my phone would be shut off. Hey? What are you fucking doing? Anyways, my phone would be shut off. I I probably would have left my phone in the fucking car. I'm not taking the chance. You're telling me in front of your entire family that shit happened. While it's quiet. While it's a dead quiet. And by the way, everyone's looking at him while this happens. Okay. There's more. There's a lot more. You think that be it? There's a lot more.

unknown 59:10

Stop.

SPEAKER_03 59:11

He goes, it's the loudest, most aggressive I've ever had it see set or heard in my life. Full volume. Completely inappropriate. I panic, tried to silence that shit, but I hit the wrong button. It somehow got louder.

SPEAKER_02 59:35

How does it get louder in a ringtone? I don't know. That shit's not possible.

SPEAKER_03 59:39

No way. He might be he might be lying. I don't there's no way. No, I'm trying to walk, carry a casket, and silence my phone. People are turning their heads. My cousin, the other Paul Bear, whiz is whisper yelling at me, calling me an idiot, cussing me. In the chaos, while all this is happening, I trip.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:05

Not a full drop, but enough to make everyone. Oh my gosh. Enough to take everyone else with me. For a sec, I genuinely thought I just launched my.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:23

I can't read this man.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:25

Give it to me. Give it to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:27

I got it, I got it, I got it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:29

I genuinely thought I launched the body into the afterlife early. We recover. We recover barely. Set the casket down. Dead silence. I've never been more embarrassed, judged in my life by not just the living, but for the poor guy's soul who's probably watching that happen in the room. I was tragically boned at a funeral. I don't think my family will ever have me at one again. I'm so sorry you had to read this out loud. Thank you again. I have no words. I dude. I know this podcast probably feels slower than others because we talked about sports, but now we're getting into this. But to me, this is probably gonna end up being the craziest episode in terms of what I just read.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:32

If that if that's real, there's some one serious issues with you. And two, that's you already hurt someone that's dead? And three.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:07

Honestly, I think we should implement a new rank. Tragic. I think we're called tragically boned. I think this is the first tragic bone job we have gotten and heard. Because I don't think we because I've I've had a lot of bone jobs in my life that I've done to people and had to me. I don't think any one of them tops this. Not a single one. I've I've never you see this shit in movies. You see, I don't know, you guys, I don't know if you guys have seen grown-ups. You see, remember grown-ups one, where they're all laughing when the guy's singing Ave Maria. That's what this shit reminds me of. It's just ridiculous. It is it sounds so ridiculous that I don't believe it's real. It could it could be a made-up story, but the way the guy texted that That's not a made-up story.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:55

That's a tragic.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:56

That is a tra that is tragic, man. Congrats. You are the first tragically bone job ever, ever on this podcast. And honestly, that's an honor.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:08

What was his name? Anonymous?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:09

It was an anonymous, he didn't put his name because he didn't want to get slammed. And and rightfully fucking so. Because if I had your name, if your name was fucking Paul and you're doing that shit, oh man, dude. We'd have problems, like big problems. I'm terrified. What the fuck, man? Dude, I'm terrified.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:30

Dude, what happens if that guy just woke up?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:35

Wait, wait, which guy? In the casket? What is wrong with you? Bro, what? Okay, okay, we're getting off track. That was the third and final submission we have got. Um, we don't have much else to talk about unless we Sandro has a bone job that he's experienced like he likes to mention, or I don't really have one that actually I might have, but I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it. Um, anyways, I think this was a fantastic episode. Yeah. We covered everything we wanted to with the sports. Yeah. And we are gonna release power rankings for bone jobs. Number one. Actually, we'll start with three. Number three.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:18

Number three is obviously the the draft one, the fantasy.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:22

And and it's a pretty big bone job. You lost money, but it's not compared to the other two. No. Number two, Sharon B.

unknown 1:04:30

Sharon B.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:31

You murdered your cat.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:34

Not on purpose. Not on purpose, but you know. Manslaughter, same shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:37

Yeah. And number one. Anonymous. You had your ringtone set to your phone is linging. That's what it's called. Your phone is linging.

unknown 1:04:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:51

Had it on full blast. You didn't have the silence, you didn't even have the silencer on. He could have shut his phone off and it went off during a funeral where you almost launched the body into outer space because you tripped and fell. That might be the biggest bone job I've ever heard. I read in my life. So you are number one and are the first tragically boned moment on this podcast history. A little round of applause. Do we have a round of applause button on here?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:16

Let me see. Let me see.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:17

No, no, no, no. Wait, I know which one. I know which one. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:21

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:22

Yeah. Congrats. Congrats.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:25

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:27

Uh, you're not getting shit, by the way. I'm not gonna lie. You just you got breaking right.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:32

You need holy water.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:33

Yeah, you need fucking Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:35

Holy water. And uh, that is it for this podcast, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:39

Stay tuned. We might have a special guest for next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

Potentially.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:43

Potentially. And another great podcast. Thank you guys for listening. We love you, and we'll see you next time. Ciao. Ciao.