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In this episode sandman and Seth break down the bone jobs power rankings.
What's going on, everyone? Another episode of the Tragically Bone Podcast. I'm Sandman, and this is my co-host Seth. And last week was a great episode.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that was the most fun, other than Tones, the most fun podcast we have ever done. Yeah. Some of the best stories and shitty and horrific stories that we won't get into. A quick recap of last week. We talked sports and we had our first one to bone segment where we had three submissions. Two of them were terrible. One of them was alright. And if you want to take a listen to that, go check out our podcast on Apple Podcast or Spotify.
SPEAKER_04Yep. Anyways. Or you could check out the uh Instagram Tragically Boned and watched underscore podcasts and check the clips out. You could also send us DMs there to um send us a DM to uh our Instagram and how you got boned or how you boned someone else. And um or the email. The email's always there. We haven't uh really been getting a lot of emails, but you know what?
SPEAKER_01It's more DMs than whatnot, but it's cool.
SPEAKER_04Anyways, um I'm gonna kick off the show today. You kicked off the show last time, actually. I don't know why this wire is making this time. I'm gonna kick off the show this time, alright? Yep. I have a question for you. What is your nationality? No, no, no, seriously. It's it's nothing, it's nothing funny.
SPEAKER_01Why is why is this important right now?
SPEAKER_04Because it's it has nothing to do with you, but what what's your nationality? Do you go like what's your nationality for real?
SPEAKER_01I'm Trinidadian.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01When people ask you what's your national nationality, what do you say? I say um Trini, but I'm also Portuguese because I look more Portuguese than I do trinity.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so hold on. Are you also Canadian? No. Okay, thank you for saying that. And that's where I'm gonna dive right in there because I am so sick and tired of people saying, oh, I'm uh, for example, these are examples. Oh, I'm Croatian or I'm Portuguese or I'm Italian. Like, what? Like, seriously, you can't, you can't, no, I'm Italian. That's my back, that's my background. No, you're not. You're American or you're Canadian. If you're American and you're from America, you're America. If you're Canadian and you're from Canada, you're Canadian. I'm done with this bullshit people saying, oh, I'm Portuguese, I'm Italian, or uh I'm Croatian, Polish, whatever. No, you're Canadian, you're American, whatever you are, stick to it. Like if people come up to you, what are you? Oh, I'm Italian. Yeah, I mean, I'm not. No, I'm Canadian. You're you were you were born here? Yes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, you were. That's right. He was born here. So I I would take it more like you were born here, yeah. You're you're gonna you're Canadian, but you have Italian roots through your family. Yeah, Portuguese.
SPEAKER_04But that doesn't you're not from Italy.
SPEAKER_01You're not from there. You weren't born there. You just have roots, you that's your heritage, but you're not from So So here's another thing.
SPEAKER_04Why when people ask you, who are you cheering for in the World Cup, who are you cheering for?
SPEAKER_01Portugal. I'm cheering for Portugal, and because I've lived here for the better part of 10 years, man, I'm I'm going for Canada. I mean, if they even make it out the group round, I mean, but that's not important, but yeah, I'm going for Portugal. And if Trinidad ever makes a World Cup again, yeah, I'd cheer for them.
SPEAKER_04First, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, for first, because I'm from there.
SPEAKER_04Okay, thank you. So I'm I'm sick and tired of these bullshit people. Oh, I'm Italian or I'm Portuguese, I'm Croatian, I'm Slovakian, Polish, this and that, yada yada. No, you're not. You're if you're from there, you could say that 100%, but you're not from there. You're from the States, or you're from Canada? Those are just examples of different countries. Like if you're from, I don't know, like I get what you're saying, though. Yeah, it pisses me off.
SPEAKER_01It's pretty frustrating. When you look at my little brother, you know, like the the he was born here, but he still has the Trinian Portuguese roots.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_01But the first thing my my mom, my dad, even my brother said, out of all of us, he's he's Canadian because he was fucking born here. Because he was born here, thank you. Because when I I I was born in Trinidad, I lived there for maybe five years before I moved up here. So I I I have the privilege to say I was born and raised there for a little bit. And you can. I was raised for majority here, but I still have those roots back at home. And I and I'm proud to say that I'm from there. But and I'm not gonna lie, what I I sound more whitewashed now, but that's because I've lived here for so long. But I'm not I'm not Canadian by any means. Will I root for Canadian teams? Yeah. You know what I mean? Because why wouldn't I?
SPEAKER_04Yep. I get what you're saying. Like when people ask me for the FIFA World Cup, because I'm I'm Italian and Portuguese. Who are you cheering for? I go, I'm cheering for Canada. Why? They're so shit. That's my country. That's my team. Like, okay, if Canada gets knocked out, Italians not even in the World Cup!
SPEAKER_01Oh dude, they suck. So does Trinidad, but that's that's a story for another day. But but when you look at it like this, what San Man's trying to say is don't I I guess don't try and claim culture that isn't there for you. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04No, because you're not, because you're not. I'm cheering for Canada. Like you're you're you're you can't listen, I can't tell you what to do or what not to do, but you just gotta be a complete idiot to go for, I don't know, Germany if you're not even German. Like, don't. Like, don't I'm Canadian, unless you're gambling, yeah. True. But I'm Canadian, I'm going for Canada. Canada's out, my second team's Portugal. Portugal's in. I'm cheering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just wanted to start off and just get that off the chef. Just get off a little a little rant. Um yeah, I I had to, but another another thing, Seth, honestly, that's really, really bothering me.
SPEAKER_02What's up?
SPEAKER_04If you don't know how to drive your car. Oh man.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, here we go. Don't drive. Do us all a favor. And get the fuck off the road, please. For the love of God. I can't. You know what I hate? What's the left lane for? Tell me what the left lane for.
SPEAKER_04Faster.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. Why the fuck when I'm trying to get to school this morning, right? Try and get on time. I'm in the left lane. This guy's going 10 under the speed limit in front of me. How do I know? Because I'm going the same speed, if not slower, so I don't fucking rear-end him.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_01And but when I go to the right lane, everybody's fucking speedy McGee.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_01It's it makes no sense. And don't get me started on the idiots on the highway. Don't fucking get me fucking started.
SPEAKER_04No. But here's the thing. Okay. Here's here's what bothers me is when I'm driving, and I don't know if there's different rules in different countries and stuff, but when I'm driving and I and I got to turn right, and the guy is going straight, why be in the right lane and not turn?
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_04If you know that and people got to turn right, it pisses me off because you're not turning right. I got to turn right. You're in the right lane going straight. Go in the left lane. No, I'm serious. I'm so serious. You're laughing, but it actually pisses me off.
SPEAKER_01It's because this is such a valid thing for you to talk about. You guys, you guys don't know, like, of course, our personal lives, but this guy would call me in the middle of the day. He'd be on the road. He'd be like, hey man, get the fuck out the way. And then I'll be like, What's wrong with you, man? What are you doing? He goes, Oh, sorry, man. There was a guy in front of me. He was going too slow. And then I'll be like, okay. And be like, okay, did you see the raptors? Fuck you! Fuck you! And then he'll just start blowing up on dudes. And I'm like, what's this guy on about? And then I'm thinking, oh, he's just on the road. Sorry for that. That was loud. But like, you know, I just had to get that out. But yeah. No, a couple of valid points to get started, you know? But again, driving. I mean, driving's a a weird thing because I feel like anybody could be good at it, but I I'm a big believer in being selective. You could selectively be stupid. You could selectively be a bad driver. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04And I feel like that makes sense. And I feel like people do that honestly just because. Just to piss people off.
SPEAKER_01That's what I mean. Like, if again, if you're on the road and you know you're not a good driver, why the fuck are you there in the first place? Or just take side roads. Yes, that's what I mean. Like, do you know how many accidents I've heard or even seen in person because some idiot didn't know what he was doing? I actually, I have a story for you. Back in, I think it was December over winter break. I was going to the casino with my cousins. I was driving. Uh, it was to uh, I think it's called Woodbine. Woodbine Casino. I think I've told you about it. We are on the way. I'm getting off on the highway ramp. This car is in front of me. He he changes really quick. I'm like, what's wrong? There is a fucking guy. I shit you not, in the middle of the highway. He's not even pulled over on the side. He's he's in the on the road in the middle of it. He is parked his car in the middle of the highway and he's standing outside this car. No accident. He just did it. It's almost weird. This car is probably dead. No, no, it wasn't, because he got in his car and drove off. He stopped, parked his car. I don't know why. I almost killed him. I'm I swear I almost killed him. I had to swerve, I had to like swerve into the right lane. Almost cut a dude off. Almost got caused a whole accident. I turn and look back. I'm looking back like, and I'm staring this guy down. He gets back in his car and just drives like nothing even happened.
SPEAKER_04Wow.
SPEAKER_01So so tell me why you are parked in the middle of the fucking highway. It makes no sense. What are you trying to do? What was he was he like, did his kids piss him off or something in the car? I'm being dead serious. I'm being 100% serious.
SPEAKER_04You know what probably happened if he had the kids? Because when I was a kid, I would do this too. I would turn on my flashlight and put it in the mirror.
SPEAKER_01And then my parents would always say, Don't do that because they think it's a cop or yeah, like no, no, but still, I guess the point we're trying to make is like Samantha said before we started talking, if you are a shit driver, just stay off the road. We're not calling people out on purpose. We're not well, I mean, we kind of are, but we're just saying if you are selectively driving like shit, like if you just feel like driving and you know you're not a good driver, fuck you.
SPEAKER_04I just like another thing is I feel like we're also wasting our time talking about this because Yeah, we gotta we gotta speed things up.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no. Not speed thing, not speed things up.
SPEAKER_04No, not speed things up. I just feel like we're wasting our time talking about this because at the end of the day, when I pack up my shit, I'm heading back on the road and it's just gonna be Yeah, you're gonna get boned.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're talking about it. Guys, he's gonna get boned. But yeah, that's I mean, that's a good way to open up. You know, it's a great way. Anyways, I think there's a couple things I'd I'd like to mention, you know, things that have been going on recently.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Um, I just want to say, I don't know if I don't know if you've been paying attention to like what's going on with you know Dougie Ford. I know we don't we don't talk a whole lot of politics on here. Did you see what they're planning to do with high school? High school's not? Yes. See, I am glad that I'm out of high school. So if you don't know, he's planning to make attendance worth anywhere between 15 to 20 percent of your final grade in high school, which I find is fucking insane. I do get that students skip class. They shouldn't. Did I skip class? Yes. Did you stick skip class? No comment. But yeah, um, skipping class again, it it's a very select you don't have to, but but you want to because you want to hang out with your buddies. You're in high school. It's one some of the most fun years you'll have in your life. But do I think you should get some of your marks removed if you're missing school because you got your arm broken and you to be able to be at the hospital?
SPEAKER_04No. I feel like that's that that could be an excuse.
SPEAKER_01See, I can too, but no, but knowing the government, I don't think they'll give a shit.
SPEAKER_04Well, the government, the the Canadian government boned us anyways all the time.
SPEAKER_01They bone. And and that's another thing. Have you seen the price of gas recently? I know sorry, he moved the table. I know, I know it's because of what's going on with the war and everything, and we're not we're not gonna talk about it, but I I do think that you can't do that.
SPEAKER_02You can't fucking laugh. You can't laugh.
SPEAKER_01I'm being serious. Okay, I I know it's a very serious thing, but these gas prices alone are pretty bad. Like they got up to 190 last week or something like that, right? It's not it's it's it's terrible. And to fill up one of the cars at my house, it's two dollars a liter. Wow, two dollars a liter, and that's and and when you look at everything else, everything's going. You know how much I spent after a workout on a fucking water bottle from Walmart? Just guess. How much do you think I should spend?
SPEAKER_04How much I think you should spend a water bottle? Yeah, shouldn't it be more than a dollar fifty?
SPEAKER_01Five thirty.
SPEAKER_04Five thirty.
SPEAKER_01Five dollars thirty cents, swear.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but I bet you a gas station would be more.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, it would be, it'd be like eight dollars. Yeah, it's insane. It's ridiculous. I should have just gone to a Starbucks or something and gotten a free water. Exactly. But yeah, and I I just feel like the government is focusing on things that don't matter.
SPEAKER_04Now, one thing with the Doug Ford and the school thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I feel like not all those kids deserve that. No, it's the fucking kids who that you wanna hear the kids that fucking deserve it are the y'all fam Toronto Tings here there.
SPEAKER_01Yo, fam, yeah, crude. You know that bullshit, bro. It's I want them it's those kids that will skip class, smoke, do stupid shit, and and get away with it. Just scot-free. And I I hate it because the kids who are really trying, they they suffer for it. Yep. And it's not fair to them. Yep. And and speaking of Toronto Mans, did you see the video of this fucking Toronto Man's? He saw Scotty Barnes on the street.
SPEAKER_04I I saw it, but I didn't play it with sound.
SPEAKER_01If we clip this, we'll play it in the clip. But it's it's a video of the guy Scotty's with his girlfriend. You know how he he got his girlfriend pregnant, they had a kid, right? He was with his girlfriend. So you could understand. He just wanted some peace and quiet, right? With his girlfriend. Okay. This guy drives by, want just wants to say hi. Scotty ignores him, starts just screaming at Scotty, calls him a waste man, calls him all this and that. What do you think of that? That's just weird, no?
SPEAKER_04If if it's true and the guy just sort of say, hey, what's up? Say just say hi. Say hi to the guy. Just I I get that's a good idea. Just say hi to the goof. Just say it. Because you know, you are a superstar, but like at the end of the day, you're still a you're still a human being. Yeah. Say hi to the guy. Because I bet you if reverse, if you were the other goof and he was you, Scotty Barnes, do I know if he would say hi? I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I just I think it was it's also he's really aggressive, the fucking guy who was getting mad at Scotty.
SPEAKER_04Oh, he got he got his attention, he got what he wanted.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he did. And he posted on his story, the guy who who was screaming at Scotty, because people were giving sending him like really hateful DMs, telling me he was a fucking idiot for what he did. And he said on his story to all the little youths hitting up my DMs and whatnot. You guys are a bunch of fucking losers. If a man says hi, a man should say hi back, yada yada yada. I was with my kids, I just wanted my kids to see a superstar, yada yada. I don't care. You gotta like I understand, superstar. Uh approach the fans, care for your fans, but he just carried. I I hope you know he he without him, we don't make the playoffs. Without Ingram, we don't make whatever. But with he just brought this team back to the playoffs, that's where we're treating him. I understand, and I know you hate it when uh players act all high and mighty. Because but at the end of the day, they're just human. She was with his girlfriend, he didn't feel like giving the energy, he didn't want to give the energy, and the guy tried to force his hand. To be honest, Scotty is better than me because I would have fought that guy. I'm 100% serious. He's better than me. I don't know how you feel about it.
SPEAKER_04Scotty can't because Scotty can't fight back, otherwise, he's done. Exactly. He's he's off the team. He's off the team, he's off the NBA, you're done, you're going to the China league.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, I mean, I I'm trying to think if there's anything else. Because I I one thing I've been wanting to do more on this show, for especially for you guys listening, um, is talk about things that are going on. You know what I mean? Things that I think are important. I'm not saying the Scotty Barnes situation is so, so important, but I'm talking about what I talked about with like affordability with like Doug Ford and the gas prices, just the cost of living in Canada. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04It's brutal. And when we it's gonna be very, very hard for us to move out.
SPEAKER_01Uh dude, I'm gonna be living here until I'm like 40. That's like that's like worst case scenario. Like, I'm not saying that will happen, but I'm saying that's fucking worst-case scenario. It's terrible.
SPEAKER_04You could ask the government is boning us, and you see, and it connects the to the tragically boned because you're boning.
SPEAKER_01They're fucking us. They're fucking us with uh their fucking uh the school shit. They're fucking the high school kids with this school shit, they're fucking us with the the prices on things. They're boning us, they're boning us.
SPEAKER_04The F-word is uh it's a little too much here.
SPEAKER_01It's too much.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, the F word is a little too much.
SPEAKER_01Why?
SPEAKER_04Because they're boning us.
SPEAKER_01Alright, man, they're boning us with all that, but like it's fucking whatever. Um, but yeah, that's I just wanted to cover that a bit, you know what I mean? Because I feel like it's important we get we we we've I wouldn't say voice our opinions, but more or less voice our concerns, you know what I mean? And voice what what we think that what we think could help you know what I mean? Not not just us, but people listening. I just I think it's kind of ridiculous how um this uh how we've handled ourselves the last few years. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, for real, and it it's getting worse and worse and worse, and we cannot just we can't go anywhere for now because it's terrible.
SPEAKER_01You know where our last leader is? He's out here piping a uh a former teenage pop star, Katy Perry. That's where he is. Then the moment he stopped um uh leading the country, he just he retired basically. He's done. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Do I hate him?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I hate him, but like he's living his life now.
SPEAKER_04Can't blame him. He's not doing anything wrong for us now.
SPEAKER_01No, no, but uh, yeah, that's that's pretty much all I wanted to cover before we get into the other stuff.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because we have a lot. Last week we talked sports. You know, we talked a lot sports, but this week we're gonna dumb it down to two things Dexter Lawrence and the NBA playoffs, because that are coming up this weekend. If you guys didn't watch or see the time we are recording this, so Wednesday, right? Um, last night the Hornets beat the Miami Heat in the playing game.
SPEAKER_04Good game.
SPEAKER_01Great game, one of the best playing games I've ever seen in my life.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I do think the Hornets are one of those teams where I'd be scared of if I was a higher seeded team.
SPEAKER_04I don't um if you're the Detroit Pistons, yes, because I cannot wait for that. I can't wait for that. It's the next big rivalry. I think so. It is, but there's fights every time, every game. And I love that. I'm okay, listen. One thing with me is I love any sport that will have a good old dance. If you want to dance, I w I'll watch it. And what I mean dance is fight.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_04Because you got the mellow ball won't fight. Lily?
SPEAKER_01He will like you just get in your face and he will just get in your face, he'll say shit. Knowing him, he will just say some shit. Like he'll he'll like shit talk, but I don't know if he'd actually fight.
SPEAKER_04But one guy I do I would be scared of, and he looks and he wasn't in the scrum last last game. Who? What's his name? Stewart?
SPEAKER_01Isaiah Stewart. Isaiah Stewart. Dude, that guy is nuts. He dude, he he could have been a football player. He's fucking huge.
SPEAKER_04But he didn't.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, I mean, um, but continuing on the playoffs, I uh we'll talk about it for like a few more minutes before we get into the Dexter Lawrence Sitch. But um, what are your predictions? I'm gonna pull I'm gonna pull it up right now. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna pull it up right now. So my my predictions, I I think. I have a list somewhere in here.
SPEAKER_04NBA standings or um playoffs.
SPEAKER_01Should have had this right. Okay, I got him. I got him. So the series we have are in in the east. Let me see. Fuck. I thought I had it. You have it?
SPEAKER_04No, because you told me you had it. Fuck. I just boned you.
SPEAKER_01I just boned you.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you're you're just I got it.
SPEAKER_01I got it. This is it. Okay. So in the east, the current matchups we already have confirmed. Cavs, Raptors, Knicks, Hawks, and then the first seed, second seed, the winner of the 7-8 seeds. So the winner of uh Philly and Orlando, they play, guess which team?
SPEAKER_04Boston.
SPEAKER_01Boston, yes. They play Boston. And the loser plays the Hornets, and whoever wins that game, the Hornets and the losing team, they play the Pistons. Who do you think is gonna win that?
SPEAKER_04So you know the Hornets made it. Oh no, no, because you make because you got up. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So personally, I think the Sixers, even without Embiid, if they're gonna obliterate Orlando. Yes. As much as I love Orlando. Sixers are winning. Orlando is gonna get pounced, and they're gonna they're gonna play against the Hornets. They're gonna get pounced against the Hornets, and I think the matchup's gonna be Detroit Charlotte, which I'm gonna love. I'm gonna be watching that.
SPEAKER_04I feel like, I feel like that game, Detroit Charlotte, because it's gonna be a tough fighting game. I think it it could go to six.
SPEAKER_01It could. I won't say we'll we won't, I don't think we have time like because we don't want to take too much time talking about sports. We'll just say who will who we think flat out was gonna win the series and who we think flat out's gonna win the championship. I think that's fair.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so you tell me and I'll answer you. Okay.
SPEAKER_01So you said Detroit in six games, right? Detroit, uh whoever went, whoever makes it, Detroit's gonna win. So this one we talked about a little bit last week. We have the Toronto Raptors, first time in the playoffs, in five years.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01Five years, taking on the Cleveland Cavaliers with James Harden and Donovan Mitchell.
SPEAKER_04Not because I'm biased or anything, but I really do think the Raptors are gonna win. And the reason why I say that is because playoff James Harden is a ghost. He's cast with a ghost. Nothing. He's going nowhere. Okay. And whoever's guarding him, who is it?
SPEAKER_01I imagine that, you know, Jacoby Walter. Okay. I imagine that he's gonna start in this series and he's gonna probably be guarding Donovan Mitchell while Scotty's on James Harden. So that Raptors, next. Um this one is I find really interesting. It reignites a new rivalry. Um, the New York Knicks versus the Atlanta Hawks.
SPEAKER_04Okay. This one's gonna be tough. This one's a coin toss. This one could be a seven game series. I really do think it could be. I didn't I think it will be. Um it could oh my god. It could be. Um, but I those you could just really flip a coin. You could flip a coin.
SPEAKER_01You could.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna say next and seven.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you can't you can never shy away from New York. And then this one's easy, Boston versus the 7-8 winner. Boston's gonna spend like it's it's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_04Boston and five.
SPEAKER_01No, Boston four. It's a sweep. Any team he plays, even if it's embiad, it's a sweep. And then the next round, um, well, I I don't know how the next round matchups are gonna look, but I'll just talk about West. West, you have let's see. Lakers, Rockets, Nuggets, Wolves, and the Spurs and the Blazers. And the winner of the uh game between okay, hold on. The nine and ten. So whoever wins that game, it's Golden State versus the Clippers. Whoever wins plays Phoenix, and whoever wins that game gets OKC in the first round. So I think my predictions, OKC smacking anyone in the first round. OKC. Lakers without Luca or Austin Reeves, they're getting probably James might start. And um Nuggets Wolves, this is gonna be the series of the first round, if you know what I mean. It's gonna be the best series, in my opinion. That's a seven-game series if I've ever seen one. See that that side's so much harder. See, it could go anyway. It couldn't, but I think I'm going with the Timberwolves here. When you when you look at the Timberwolves and what they did last time um against the Nuggets in a seven-game series, they didn't just win game seven, they completely shut shit down in the fourth quarter. And when you look at a guy, you I know you love Anthony Edwards. I know you love him. He's one of those guys, especially in the playoffs, where you think in the fourth quarter he's getting the ball every time. Yep. And he has proven that he can make those shots, especially in games like these. So I'm taking the Wolves. Can you? I mean, other than Jokic, can you really name? I mean, there's Jamal Murray too. Shit. I mean, that's gonna be a hell of a series, but other than those two guys, who's hitting the shots for the Nuggets?
SPEAKER_04No one, because I don't know who the hell's on that team beside those two.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. That's what I mean. I mean, at least, what's it called? The Wolves, they have Julius Randall.
SPEAKER_04Stop. But yeah. And Ruby Gobert.
SPEAKER_01Rudy Gobert, yeah. And the final series is this is a sweep. Spurs, Blazers.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01That's a fucking burden. And so I'll we we're not gonna give you guys the whole predictions for like the playoffs, but I will give you, we will give you who we think is gonna make it out, the East M West. Who's gonna make the finals? I'll give you mine first. I think it's gonna be OKC and Boston in the finals this year.
SPEAKER_04I think it's gonna be Boston and the Spurs.
SPEAKER_01What?
SPEAKER_04Boston and the Spurs.
SPEAKER_01No, no. Boston and Spurs. No, no, no. Let's go back. Anyways. No, what did you just say? The Boston and the what?
SPEAKER_04Boston Celtics and the San Antonio Spurs.
SPEAKER_01You did not say that. Yes, I did.
SPEAKER_04No, you didn't. Anyways, I'm not arguing with this.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04I'm not arguing. Okay. Listen. Now I can't wait for the NFL draft. I actually had a dream that, as you all know, I'm not Martin, Martin Luther King. Um I had a dream that the New York Giants drafted Sonny Styles and I wasn't happy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because you want Caleb Downs. That's who you want. I've been saying this. That's what you want.
SPEAKER_04We will be live for the draft. We'll be live on TikTok and Instagram while we'll while filming a podcast. So it's basically a live podcast. Yes, it will be. So I'm excited for that. Uh we're only gonna be doing the first 10 picks. Nothing too much crazy.
SPEAKER_01Nothing too serious.
SPEAKER_04But speaking of I want to think, yeah, hold on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04I want to start with the Las Vegas Raiders. Will they be drafting Mendoza?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You're gonna let Kirk Cousins be your starting QB.
SPEAKER_04They're gonna draft Mendoza, obviously.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Um, I don't even know who number two is. I have a question for you, Tennessee Titans. Not two, but I have a question for you. Who do you think they pick up? Are they picking up Carnell Tate, Jeremiah Love?
SPEAKER_01Tennessee?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01They're gonna pick up Jeremiah Love. You got your. He's gonna be like their next cornerstone running back, I think. If he really pans out. Who? Jeremiah Love? He's the running back. Yes. Oh, that's what you said. Sorry. I thought you said wide receiver. No, no. I think Carnell Tate, he's not gonna get picked as high as you think unless the Giants grab him, which I don't think they will. No. I think the only way they grab him is if Sonny Stiles and um Caleb Downs are not on the board anymore. But there's no way both of them are gonna be taken unless they've their stocks have really gone high.
SPEAKER_04Um and then the things that breaks my heart the most is we were doing so well in the offseason. Yeah. So well. So I see we're not deciding to sign our best player on the team.
SPEAKER_01And one of the best players in the league, Dexter Lawrence, star D tackle of the New York Giants. It was reported yesterday that the negotiations for a contract extension reached an impasse. And I don't know if you know what that word means. It means It went down to shit. It went down to shit, and there's no agreement, there's no more communication. But apparently a report came just before we began shooting the podcast that there wasn't an impasse, and there might be still still be somewhat of a glimmer of hope, but I I don't think we're gonna sign them. We have one of the cheapest GMs in the league, and when you look at all the signings we made, it has Harbaugh written all over it. Yeah, our coach making all the moves. Like I was talking earlier, well, last podcast, and a bit before the podcast, I was telling Sam man that when you look at the moves that Joe Shane has made, that's how you say his name, right? Shane or showing, whatever. Who cares? When you when you go back to Malik Neighbors when he was drafted, he didn't want to draft neighbors. He wanted to draft Romo Dunze. You know who convinced him to take neighbors? Brian Dable, our head coach.
SPEAKER_04And his son.
SPEAKER_01And his son, yes. His son is a better GM than him. Then when you go to the draft where we took Malik, uh not Malik, sorry, Jackson Dart, which was last year, we weren't gonna take Jackson Dart. We weren't gonna trade up for him. You know who convinced him? Brian Dable. Because Brian D'Able knew both times how much talent was on board and how much we were gonna leave on the board if Joe Shane made those shitty picks. And now Joe Shane doesn't want to fucking pick up or resign one of our cornerstone players because he's a little too fucking expensive. And granted, it is expensive, but he chose to sign him a couple years ago for no reason. I was telling you, I remember years ago, I was like, we shouldn't have signed him that early. Should have waited until the end of his contract so we have enough money to extend him. Because we would extend him, what, like five years? And then by by then, I would trade him in five years. Yeah, probably.
SPEAKER_04So that's gonna be a huge miss for the Giants. I mean, you never know. It could still happen. He could still sign with the Giants. He could I I I still think I really, really do think he's still gonna sign with us. But if he doesn't, I really hope we get a lot for him because he is the best, in my opinion. Not the best because I'm gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_01I think he's the best defensive line player in the league. Probably the best or best D tackle in the league, at least. Yeah. When you look at his impact. 100%. It's it's heartbreaking because it our D-line will take a loss, but whatever we get back. When you you know Quinnen, I think his name's Quinnen Williams from the Jets. He got traded to Dallas, right?
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_01Dallas gave up Quinn.
SPEAKER_04Quincy Williams, I think.
SPEAKER_01Dallas gave up a first round pick for that guy, and that guy's good. But Dexter is better.
SPEAKER_04Way better.
SPEAKER_01So we're gonna get, I think, at least two first rounders for him, which is insane. That's great. But I don't want that. I want him to stay on the team. Yeah. But yeah, that that's how we feel about it.
SPEAKER_04That's how we feel about it, and that's what uh how we feel about sports these days so far. So I can't wait for the draft coming up. I believe that's the 23rd of April. Yes. Or 24th. I can't, I can't really remember.
SPEAKER_01Speaking of sports, since we're on the topic, we have an announcement. Pretty important announcement. We've talked about it before. Our basketball season has restarted, and we will be live next week, Sunday. Is this the one for our season opener at Average Joe's Basketball League? Wow. That was loud. I just fucking uh whatever. I broke the sound barrier there. How are you feeling, Sam man? Bro, you're wearing the hat right now. Look at the camera. He's got the Huskies 42 crisp.
SPEAKER_04So you know what? While we're doing this right now, why don't you interview me? Why don't you? I'm serious. Why don't you interview me? Go ahead, interview me right now. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01All right, all right, interview voice.
SPEAKER_04Because you know I'm you know I'm you know I'm the captain.
SPEAKER_01He's the captain. I I'm the interim captain whenever he's not there. That's it, right? Okay, so so Sandman, tell us about the roster construction for this upcoming season.
SPEAKER_04Wait, before we before we continue with this, before before we continue with this, I am also the GM. So I'll be playing two roles here. The captain and the GM.
SPEAKER_01Go.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01This is the mic.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm good.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04Uh yeah, you know, the last two seasons with us, um, we had to rebuild, and our rebuilding is getting stronger and stronger as we got some major, huge pieces. We actually have a big man this time to get uh our boards and stuff, so we are excited and happy that we drafted him and um looking forward into the season.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's uh that's great to hear. Speaking of big men, I've heard you've also made another signing, The Opposite, and he wears number 0.5. Can you tell me a little bit more about him, like who he is, what his name is?
SPEAKER_04Um, so that's something we've been teasing a lot this season. Um 0.5, and people are asking, well, I've never seen that number before in sports. Well, you're gonna have to wait and see in two weeks on Sunday. So tune in live, watch it, come watch it, and you'll see why this person is called 0.5.5.
SPEAKER_01He's nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty. So and my final question is comparing what happened last season where you guys won quote unquote won the the Dumpy League Championship for the eliminated teams, how do you feel about some player performances in that playoffs? So you've seen my performances, your performances in the second round of the playoffs where we but where we um played with blessing and Michael. Yeah, just us four. We had no subs. How did you feel? How do you think that performance propelled us to where we are now? How do you think we're gonna play coming into the season?
SPEAKER_04It's honestly I think it's a huge confidence boost because now we have the chemistry because those players will be playing with us besides blessing. Yeah, unfortunately. Or we make a nice play, or you know, we get an and one, we're always firing each other up. And I think that's a huge part of the game because you know, if the rhythm's not there and it's just dead and there's nothing like there's just no energy, you're gonna lose the game. And I don't care if you're a high skill level, a high skill level player.
SPEAKER_01If you're not having fun, you're not gonna win in more ways than one, if that makes sense.
SPEAKER_04And and see, and that's that's another thing that does piss me off, is when people say, just go have fun and play. I want to win, so I'm gonna take it serious. We all take it serious, but we also fire each other up.
SPEAKER_01You gotta be like, well Because if you're trying to win, but you're getting killed on the court and you're not having fun, then what's the point of playing? Yeah, like there have been times where we played basketball and some of the guys are just into it, and it's just us trying to hype each other up. You could see in their body language that they didn't want to be there, then just leave. Exactly. Because we've been there's been games where I've been down, we've been down like 20 points, and we've almost come back and won.
SPEAKER_04And that's we've been came back from like a 10-point game. Yes, and we were all fired up.
SPEAKER_01I'm pretty sure we won that game too. But it's like it's uh it is about winning at the end of the day, but it's also about having maintaining that fun and uh enthusiastic attitude on the basketball court, you know what I mean? Especially the basketball court, because dude, when you make a turn, when you're on a run, especially during a comeback, and you make one turnover, it kills you. It does because you feel like you've killed the momentum. But if you have that teammate going, that was a nice move, good going, get your ass back on defense, we got this, and then you score right after that, it's the best feeling ever.
SPEAKER_04It is, and I'm gonna tell you this I if someone's like talking shit to me on my team, like not the opposing team, but like my team, what the fuck was that? Do me a favor, get off, get off and don't like I we were on a good run, and then my dumbass decided to pull up from three, and we missed, and I missed, sorry. And then was like, oh fuck.
SPEAKER_01And what what what did I tell you after that? I was on the court with you. What did I say?
SPEAKER_04We'll get it, we'll get it back. And we'll happen like that.
SPEAKER_01What happened? We got it back, we got it back, and we came right the fuck back. And I remember it, I don't it was was it but then we still lost that game. Yeah, but but still there was one game, it was it's the playoff game where I I talked about our performances where we all played insane, where we were up the entire first half, we were up like seven, but we didn't score for the first 10 minutes of the second half because we were gassed, we had no subs. And it reached a point where I was getting pissed off, and you saw my face. You saw, and then this happens at San Mint, like he'll come up to me and he goes, Okay, that's it. Let's we're going, we're cooking now. All we have to do is say that, and it's like a fucking switch gets flipped.
SPEAKER_04It's like a light, you flick it, it turned on, and you're just shoot, we're just shooting threes.
SPEAKER_01Dude, that that there was a point in the game, in that game. I I like I know it sounds like I'm glazing myself, but that's some of the best basketball I've ever played in my life. Yep. There was a point where I just I completely took over that game. You did. There was like a stretch where I was getting pissed because the guy that was guarding me literally could not. He was shorter than me and he wasn't it was a mismatch. Yeah, and he could he he wasn't as strong as me. No. I remember the Ferrara was like, give me the fucking ball. And I I hit a layup on him, then hit a uh, what was it, a midi, and then hit a three at top of the key. Then we were up what like two with like 30 seconds left. I was like, give me the ball. I was in the corner, I shot it, and I literally screamed game time and I fucking made that. I was dying laughing because it was the most ridiculous thing ever. That was but yeah, dude, if you're not having and this goes for any sport, if you're not having fun while you're trying to win, then you're not gonna fucking win.
SPEAKER_04In a men's league, though.
SPEAKER_01It's men's league, but I'm just saying in any sport in general. Even if it's competitive.
SPEAKER_04And you know what's my dream?
SPEAKER_01Oh boy.
SPEAKER_04You know what my dream is? What if we wherever to do when we get huge and stuff, I will be creating a huge league to the point when I when we start bringing in the money and stuff. Yeah, I'm not using that money to keep it and stuff. Yeah, obviously I'll keep it. But I'll be I'm gonna be creating a huge huge men's league team or men's league um um league.
SPEAKER_01So just a league.
SPEAKER_04Not just any league. You ready?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It's gonna be like a professional league. I'm gonna be renting out, like, for example, um, the LA Clippers Stadium or the Scotia Bank Arena in Toronto.
SPEAKER_01Can we even do that? Do you know how fucking expensive that is?
SPEAKER_04That's what I'm saying. Once we get the if we had if we have money like so you'll just hold games there? Yeah, and invite fans. Dude, that's fucking nuts. No one had that idea.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm pretty sure that's a thing.
SPEAKER_04No, not a men's league.
SPEAKER_01Oh, no, not a men's league, but yeah. I mean, I think it's only in like a men's league finals they do that. We are getting out of hand.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we are getting out of hand, and it is time.
SPEAKER_01Well, thank you for listening to the sports talk, first of all, and everything else we talked about, but yeah, it's time. What's the time for?
SPEAKER_04Rate. One, two, bone.
SPEAKER_01I'm so fired up for this. So we have I think another two or three submissions, yeah? Yep. Um, but before we start, I've been boned this week. Or last week. Okay. Not not like that. I know that sounds like but that's the point.
SPEAKER_04That's the point.
SPEAKER_01I I got boned pretty hard, man. It was, it was, it was and it's not a funny one. I actually got really pissed off.
SPEAKER_04Okay. I actually want to hear this.
SPEAKER_01So you for those who don't know, I'm currently in school. I'm in my last week of of first year, and last week I had, or week before, I had a project due. I won't say in what class, I won't say what it was, but there was a lack of communication in the group, and one of our group members got a little got a little angry. That's what I'll say.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01He wasn't happy. And when at first I was with him, I was all with him, but then the other group member, the one that we were complaining about, joined. And that person was all for the help. She apologized and she was all for the help.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01And I was like, you know what? Let's fucking do this. I and I was fired up because we were gonna get it done. This fucking guy goes, no, no, no, no, no. You need to fucking explain yourself. You need a fucking this and that. And I was like, dude, this person's here now. She's here to help. She apologized already. Let her do the work. Now, if if you were in that situation, you'd say the same thing, no? Because that thing is due the next night. Or the next morning. Yeah. You just say, let's just put our heads in the books and get to work. He's still going on. Mind you, she wasn't, uh, she the person wasn't in the call. It was just me and this guy in the fucking call.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01And he starts ranting, and I'm like, oh, um, because the other person was back at home celebrating Easter with her family. Right?
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01And uh he goes, I don't care. I actually I don't give a fuck. And this is what pissed me off. He goes, I don't give a fuck about her religion. I don't fuck give a fuck about celebrating it. And as as a Catholic, I I don't I don't try and rub uh rub in if that makes sense being a Catholic or Christian. If okay, stop, stop. Not doing anything. You're like you're smiling. Not even doing anything. Okay, again, if if you are with any sort of religion, you shouldn't try and force people to listen to it. You know what I mean? But that made me pretty mad. You don't have to, you don't, you don't have to care about what they celebrate. You have I think I feel like you still need to somewhat respect it, no?
SPEAKER_04100%.
SPEAKER_01And I I I I started go, okay. I was like, dude, you gotta relax. That that was fucked up. You can't say that. I was like, if they want to celebrate something with with uh the family, then you have to let it happen, right?
SPEAKER_04It doesn't matter what religion, Catholic, Christianity. Doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_01It doesn't fucking matter.
SPEAKER_04Even if you're an atheist, yeah, or or bashmal.
SPEAKER_01I have the messages on my phone. I have the messages with this guy on my phone right now. I don't I don't know if I'm allowed to read them. Because I don't know if he could he could be listening. He could be. Like he could. So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that. But he starts popping, he starts popping. So he starts screaming, he starts, well not screaming, he starts shouting, he starts getting angry, and I'm like, okay, I've had enough. Because this wasn't the first time he's done shit like this. He tried to force that same person, the one he was mad at, to do something that they didn't want to do. Like he wanted to practice the presentation, and this person isn't really comfortable because I know how me and you grew up, we weren't comfortable doing group presentations because we weren't really social, like that social. I wouldn't say she uh the person was the same socially, but like she just had anxiety presenting, and she uh they didn't feel comfortable, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Okay, so I have a question how did you get bone from this?
SPEAKER_01I'm getting there. So he's getting upset. I tell him to calm down, and then he starts blowing up me. You and you know me. I don't get mad unless like someone keeps pushing. I fucking blew up on that guy. I called him a fucking pussy, I called him a prick, I used every swear word in the box. Okay, and he he goes, I don't appreciate you trying to belittle me. I'm like, I'm not trying to belittle you, I'm calling you out on your bullshit, because you know me, I'll call you out on your bullshit too, Sam. And uh because I don't appreciate it. And then he leaves the call. I text him, and in this situation, you think I wouldn't apologize? I apologize first. Because I just at the end of the day, I want to pass the class. Would you want to fail a class? No, no, I just want to pass. I text him, I apologize. Hey, can we just get to work? He goes, Nope, I won't be working with you or or the other person, because I don't appreciate you using me as you using me as a punching bag. And I was like, I'm not using you as a punching bag, I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. If you're gonna act like an idiot and be an ass, I'm going to tell you you're acting like an idiot and an ass. And he goes, Well, there you go again with those insults. I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, what are you, a child? Grow up. You're an adult. And then he goes, Nope, I'm not doing the work. So he takes half of the research that we needed with him, and he does his own presentation the next day. Our mark got affected so badly because of him. So badly. We almost failed the project. We barely passed. And it's it, hey, I hate to admit it, that's how I got boned. Because I could have failed the project. You know how much that project was worth?
SPEAKER_04How much?
SPEAKER_0130% of 35% of my final grade. So if you, I'm gonna say this now. If you are that type of person to do that shit, just fucking don't do it. Don't don't fucking do that shit. Like seriously. Bringing the whole group down. First, I understand communication is a big thing, and I talked about that. I he and the person apologized for it. You right away, as soon as you hear an apology, just put it behind you until after. After the project's done, vent your frustrations. That's what the peer evaluation's for. That's why we have those things in college. But it's the fact that you're a grown-ass person, you're a grown-ass man coming at me like that. Moral to the story, when I got boned, two, act like a fucking adult. Don't bring others down with you, because that's what he did. He he took the ship and took everybody else with him. But why are you laughing?
unknownI'm not.
SPEAKER_01You're sm you're gonna you're gonna make a fucking face. But yeah, that's how I got boned. Now, I wouldn't say that's a terrible bone job, but to me in that moment, it felt like shit because I thought I was gonna fail.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I agree.
SPEAKER_01I'm not gonna rate myself or rate my bone job. Stop laughing. You smiling, dude. Oh my god. Okay, anyways, moving on to the submissions.
SPEAKER_04I have one they got sent to me. If you want me to read it.
SPEAKER_01I have one as well. I'm gonna pull it up.
SPEAKER_04I have mine ready.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Let's hear it.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Are you ready? So this person didn't tell me. Oh no, they did. They did tell me their name and where they're from.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay. So we have Terry from Boston. Boston, okay. Well, it says Massachusetts, but Massachusetts, Boston, right? I guess so. It is, right? I just want to make sure. Because I did feel geography. Anyways, that's not anyways. That's not a point. Terry from Boston. He goes, hey guys, this bone job is me boning everybody on the beach. Okay, so he's admitting that he did something. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Stop.
SPEAKER_04What? Okay. So this bone job is me boning everybody on the beach. I was having a bad day, so I decided to put laxatives.
SPEAKER_02Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. What? This sounds like a prank video.
SPEAKER_04I I know I know where this is going. Maybe it's one of those. Within 15 minutes, they started to shit everywhere on the beach and on some people, period.
SPEAKER_01Did he fold the laxatives into like bread or something, maybe?
SPEAKER_04I don't know. I don't even know. I don't even know what they look like.
SPEAKER_01Are there beaches in Massachusetts? This is the more important question. There's beaches in Boston, in Massachusetts. But I there's beaches there in that shithole? Well, maybe like sorry for calling your play. I just hate Boston. That's I hate your Boston teams. Anyways, that is a fucking massive bone job. Well, no, because now you have me thinking, does it?
SPEAKER_04No, there is no beaches.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna look this up. No, I'm gonna look this up. Keep talking. Is there any more? Maybe like lakes. Is there any more? That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_04No, that's it. I'll show you.
SPEAKER_01Beaches in Boston. Wow. Wow. I didn't even know what lakes are. Yeah, there is. No, though. Oh, there's some nice beaches. Look at that. So I I assume he he literally shot on everyone's parade, bro.
SPEAKER_04Can you imagine? I mean, like, if you're having like Terry, listen, Terry, Terry. Terry Rogier. Terry. If you're having a bad day, why like why ruin everyone else's?
SPEAKER_01Nah, I get it. He's right for that. Nah, he's justified for that. Because we don't know how bad his day was. He just said he was having a bad day. Like, like, what if like he got into a car accident, his girl dumped him, and fucking like someone stole his fucking uh wallet? That's an awful day. Anything like if if someone tells you, oh, I had a bad day, and they don't say what it was, it could literally be anything that happened. You know what I mean? He could have had the worst day on planet Earth. So that's what I'm saying. He could be justified for what he did. If he's having a bad day, everyone else should.
SPEAKER_04I honestly I totally forgot to mention this.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, talk to me.
SPEAKER_04I totally forgot to mention this in the in uh the start of the video. Um for rate to one to bone, we're gonna be doing starting next week, not this week. Um, whoever when you guys submit it. So if you guys submit it, listen carefully. When you guys submit your bone jobs or or how you bone someone, we will be rating it one to bone or the tragic.
SPEAKER_01Yep.
SPEAKER_04Okay, and that whole week, that whole week, we're gonna be giving away, we're gonna be giving away something.
SPEAKER_01And if yours is the worst one, or technically the worst best, that's what we mean. Like if it's like if it's a funny bone job or just a tragic bone job, if it's the best one, like if it's the best bone job, you will be winning a prize.
SPEAKER_04You will be winning something.
SPEAKER_01It could be merch, it could be gift cards, it could be sports games. Could be Blue Jays tickets, could could be Blue Jays tickets.
SPEAKER_04Well, it doesn't have to be Blue Jay tickets, it could be Detroit, Tigers, like anywhere. We'll just buy on Ticketmaster for them.
SPEAKER_01But I will say how how we'll do it. Um we do encourage you to listen to the podcast so you know what the bone jobs are, because we could we could uh we could do two ways. We could just have our opinions or we could have yours. We could do a poll on Instagram. We will list the bone jobs that got sent and we'll do a poll and have the people vote. Have the people vote, whoever they think the best one is. If you want, you could bone the other people and vote for yourself. We don't care, man. Yep, but we'll see. We'll we'll we'll figure it out. So, yeah, starting next week, you will win prizes for telling us your stories, your stories, your bone jobs, especially if it's a funny one or a bad one. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it.
SPEAKER_04The the badder, the better.
SPEAKER_01Yes, yes, yes. I agree. But yeah, so please, we encourage it. Um I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
SPEAKER_04I think so too.
SPEAKER_01I don't think we're gonna do a giveaway every every week, maybe like every other week. You know what I mean? But yeah, starting next week, we're gonna start doing giveaways for the bone job stories.
SPEAKER_04And so so that leads to what do you leave Terry? It's not tragic.
SPEAKER_01That's not tragic, but it's out of one and a bone, it's a bone. So like a 10. Like, dude, he fucking he fed birds laxatives and they shot all over people's faces. Like, that's bad. That is bad. So, but is it is it higher than than Sharon B's? No.
SPEAKER_04I don't think so because Sharon B physically killed someone.
SPEAKER_01So the power rankings, the power rankings would be um the anonymous guy for the funeral, Sharon B, this one. NFL draft. NFO draft. And we do have one more, actually, that we are gonna read right now. And this is from a guy called The Dawn. Okay. Actually, I think it's on your phone.
SPEAKER_04Is it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Actually, no, we have two more. Sorry guys. We have the Dawn, and we actually have one from a fan favorite. Do we? Yes, I will say who he is after the Dawn.
SPEAKER_04Okay. This is the first thing that just popped up. All right, here you go. You want to read or do you want me to read it? I'll read it.
SPEAKER_01I'll read it. So this submission is submission. This, oh, he sent two.
SPEAKER_04Okay, read one and then we'll save the other one for next week.
SPEAKER_01Actually, no, we'll do both. The fans deserve everything.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01I'm listening.
SPEAKER_04I'm listening.
SPEAKER_01So the dawn, this one, this one's a smaller one. Three on three. Oh, oh, oh, he's he's pretty close. Ontario.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Um, he goes from from the dawn. That's his name. 3v3 OT game. On the map chalet. And if you guys don't know, I think he's talking about Rainbow Six Siege. Um Ducky. So he knows Ducky.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01So this this has to be someone we know. Our team is up three. Our team is up in up three versus one in the final round. So if they're saying, so game eight. So round eight.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Just have to kill one guy in siege. Mahav. So Mahav was there. Interesting. Mahav calls out on your right to Ducky. And Ducky swings left. Team kills our teammate by accident. Then he gets killed, and we lose the round. Haven't seen Ducky on Siege since.
unknownWhoa.
SPEAKER_01So you're telling me you said go right and he swung. And I mean swung his butt to the left. And got killed. See, that's not a big bone job, but in the moment, that's a big bone job. You guys don't know. Siege games, if they go to round eight, they're an hour-long game.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_01Hour-long game. And Siege is one of those games, it's a super tactical game. You have to be smart. I'm not gonna say intelligent, you have to be smart. You have to have common sense. So, what what Miteo did's a pretty big bone job in video game sense? What do you think? What would you rate it?
SPEAKER_04Um, not tragic. In video game sense. Yeah. In video game sense.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I would rate that a bone. That's not a tragic bone.
SPEAKER_01It's a bone. It's not, but compared to the power rankings, I don't I think it's just over the fantasy football one. Oh yeah, it's over the fantasy football one. So he actually sent another one.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Mind you, we haven't read any of these before. We didn't skim them like last week, so because we just wanted raw reactions. So we have me and some buddies went to the bar. We found some good looking gals there. And you know, as the boys do, we have some nice pickle back shots. Sorry. For those who don't know, it's whiskey and a pickle slice. Okay. Okay. That's it's a drink. It's a drink. Okay. My buddy ends up going home with one of these gals, and let's just say those pickle back shots bit him in the ass, and the girl ghosted him. What do you mean bit him in the ass? A pickle bit him in the ass? Oh dude. Oh shit. Did he get pegged? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Dude.
SPEAKER_01Don, what the fuck? My buddy ends up going home with one of these gals. Let's just say the pickle back shots bit him in the ass, and the girl ghosted. Oh bro, it was a one-night stand. I can't tell if he got pegged or if it was a one-night stand the way Don word did this, man. A pickle bit him in the ass.
SPEAKER_04So he got a pickle went in. A pickle went in his asshole. Oh my god. Dude, a pickle, give me, give me my fucking hole. I gotta see this.
SPEAKER_01Dude, this is bad. That one, that one's bad. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04Let's just say those pickle back shots bit him in the ass.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_01Well that one might be tragic. That one might be tragic. If it if it is what we okay. If it's what I think it is, if it is what we think it is, that is that's worse than tragic. That is worse than tragic. He went home with a girl expecting to have a nice time. Little did he know, he got a pickle in his ass. Not the pickle you're thinking either. I okay, I can I can't talk about those. Yeah, and we have one last submission, guys. Anyways, yeah, that that was that one's tragic if we think. We have one more submission. It is from your fan favorite, Smash Maleka. Really? Antonio Maleka sent a submission. I can't wait to read this.
SPEAKER_04He sent it to you?
SPEAKER_01Hey guys, how's it going? Smash Maleka. As you know, last time I was on here. Well, he didn't say this, I'm just making this up. As you know, last time I was on here. Last time he was on here. Wait, so you are making it up? No, it's right here. Show the camera. Um, last time he was here, he talked about how Sandman boned him more than anybody he ever knew. This one is kind of on Sandman, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like this one could be, and I'm not gonna lie, you bone him a lot. I know you, man. You bone that guy a lot.
SPEAKER_04So he says I want to hear what this guy has to say to this guy. I really do.
SPEAKER_01This one is a story forward through tone to from Siege. So this is from Siege, technically, not from Tone. Um he goes, basically, in the hockey pool, Sam Man put together, Ducky and Juice boned Siege at the trade deadline, but Siege still won. So basically, at the deadline, they teamed up and made the stupidest trades to each other, like trading fucking Morgan Riley for fucking Connor McDavid type trades. So Ducky was sending his best players to Juice for basically popcorn and a and a and a bag of candy.
SPEAKER_02And he goes, they trade, they teamed up and made stupid trades, and Sammen approved it. And he goes, but Sam Men was scared of his pops to do anything. And he his last message is but Siege still won it, lol. Fucking pussy.
SPEAKER_04Okay, wait, hold on. No, no, no, no. I approved it because I'm the GM. And I and if those two people agree, I gotta accept it.
SPEAKER_01Nah, man, that's shady. That's a shady. Nah, man. How much money was put into that fucking league? Be honest.$20 each, right? I assume. Uh um, yes, it's$20. So let's say it was the same amount as our football league, so two to three hundred bucks to win.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01If I found out, I'd be fucking pissed. You can't approve that trade. That's a bone job.
SPEAKER_04But those two people agreed on it. You're boning everybody else. That's not me. It's you boning everybody.
SPEAKER_03You're approving it.
SPEAKER_02You're approving cheating. You're approving no, no, he's approving the cheating scandal that happened in this league. You can't do that. That's corrupt. How is that corrupted?
SPEAKER_01So two people. But what I'm saying is those two people agree to it, right?
SPEAKER_03They agree to the trades.
SPEAKER_04So let me ask you this. Let me ask you. Hold on. Let me ask you this. What happens if that person spectrum me? What? What happened if that person spectrum me? Like, not the smartest. Like, I can't find the word because it's I don't want to be what they expect from you. Like, spectrum me, like a little, like an idiot.
SPEAKER_01No, man. No. It's like what happens if they're not all there? Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_04You know, Dunky's not all there. What do you mean by that? He's not all there. You know he's not all there. He's big.
SPEAKER_02You're called. Come on, man. Let me put it. I'm trying to find a good comparison.
SPEAKER_04The guy, the guy swung left when Mahab told him to swing right. And you're telling me that's my fault? Yeah, it is your fucking fault, man. It's not my fault.
SPEAKER_01It's your fault. You approved the trade. You should have said something. I'll put it like this. Okay. You could compare this to like. Fuck. I'm trying to like think. So from what I got from the story, two people, so Ducky and his pops agreed, and your pops too, agreed to an unfair trade that would shift the balance in the league. Don't lie. It did. Yeah, look at you. It did. You're smiling. It did. Okay. But I'll put it like this. That that's kind of like um shit you see in movies when a fucking when a guy pays off a ref in a way. He's he's helping a team. And since I didn't get paid. I didn't get paid. No, but the difference is the difference is, like, I sorry, it's a bad analogy. I'm just trying to find a good analogy. What I'm trying to say is it's it's fair for them because they agree between each other. But what about the rest of the fucking league? They have to witness that and deal with it in the playoffs.
SPEAKER_04I agree. I understand what you're trying to say, but at the end of the day. You boned them. That wasn't okay. Yes, I'm the GM and I approved it, and I should have fixed the settings of trades automatically going through instead of me improving it, so it does make me look bad. But one, you won the league. So why are you still complaining?
SPEAKER_01Because, dude, what if he did I'm what I'm I'm saying, what if he didn't win the league? But he would have been pissed. But he did. Yeah, because there's no what if yeah, because because the because the lord upstairs smiled upon him, saw the bullshit you were doing, and said, you know what? Siege deserves this W. And I think that is the most bullshit thing you could do in a league. I like it's I wouldn't say it's all your fault, partially your fault. What what Juice and Ducky did, unfair. You should have shut that shit down. That's why I'm saying you boned the league. You should've. You should have shut you shouldn't have allowed that trade. You should have all the trades. Apparently there was multi there was multiple.
SPEAKER_04I should have. But I didn't because you gotta think about it like this. Because what happens if it was Smash and it was Siege, and they both said, Oh, do this for me, please.
SPEAKER_02Hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_04Right or wrong, though.
SPEAKER_01No, no.
SPEAKER_04Am I right or wrong? Hold on. No, no. There is no way. Am I right or wrong? Answer the question first.
SPEAKER_01I will answer the question. Why did you whisper it like that?
SPEAKER_04Because I'm just imagining it. Whisper it again.
SPEAKER_01No, no, whisper it again. And just listen to yourself.
SPEAKER_04Answer the question.
SPEAKER_01No, whisper it first, and I'll answer it.
SPEAKER_04We're wasting time here.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I said, okay, fine. You're right. You're right.
SPEAKER_04Thank you.
SPEAKER_01But no, no. But why why did you say it like that? You went. You looked at me and you're It's the way you looked. You can't look at them like, would you do it for me, please? See? Sounds it sounds pretty weird. Yeah, just like bone job. Anyways. How would I rate that? I would say that's that's a bone. That's 100% a bone. We've had a lot of bones today. It's ups and downs. I think I think there's more bone job. I think juice and Ducky. Well, the common denominator here, Ducky's been in two of them. He's been in multiple bone job stories. The one with Tone, when we shot at his shop, two tonight this afternoon. The common denominator, I think, here, and the lesson where every Duck, whenever sorry, whenever wherever Ducky goes, a bone job follows. Whether it's him doing it or someone doing it to him. And when you look at these two bone jobs Ducky has done, they're pretty bad. He cheated in a fantasy league or helped somebody cheat. And he boned his teammates in a Rainbow Six Siege game.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_01Love Ducky, man, but come on. Come on, bro. Come on, man. You can't do that. Are you serious?
SPEAKER_04I um I don't know if you wanna I don't know if you want to talk about this in a pod. But I do. I know we said we would be talking about some motivational stuff.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Myself. Myself. I lost about over 60 pounds. I did, but you're laughing, but I did.
SPEAKER_01That's not why I'm laughing. I'm laughing at the at the shift in the conversation. We go from ducky to to to this. It's kind of how a podcast works. Yeah, true. But yeah, he did. Over the last year, he's dropped about 60 pounds. And the the couple years before that, I think I dropped 50. And we we were kind of supporting each other to do it. It was kind of like if you don't fucking do it, then we have a problem. You know what I mean? Yeah, we were.
SPEAKER_04Because we were tired of it. And and and it's it sucks because you know, we when we were playing sports, we would have to get off, do quick shifts and stuff.
SPEAKER_01That's not even it. See, I still get called, I still get called it, like get get called fat and stuff, but it's it's just a word to me now. I don't care about it anymore. It's like literally just a word. I used to get so mad about it. I literally used to get so and I know you did too. Oh, I'd get pissed. I used to get so mad when somebody would call me fat, and I'd I would try and kill them. I'd try to rip their ear off or something.
SPEAKER_04And and and and and don't laugh. But you're smiling right now.
SPEAKER_02Because you're saying don't laugh, and you did this.
SPEAKER_04Like I'm getting ready to say what I need to say.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_04So don't even laugh.
SPEAKER_02See, stop saying don't laugh, and you're smiling at me.
SPEAKER_04But you're laughing.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay. I'll laugh.
SPEAKER_04But you're covering your mouth, and that that to me is. Because I'm trying to lock in.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm not. I'm trying to lock in. How are you trying to lock in? Shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_04No, I can't. Why why you don't cover your face? Don't cover your face. When I was a kid. And you're laughing right now. I'm done.
SPEAKER_02You're not letting me focus.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna give you one more chance.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04So don't cover your mouth and don't laugh.
SPEAKER_01Just don't don't tell me not to do shit. It's gonna make me laugh. Just go. Go right into it. I'll give you I'll give you go right in. I'll give you 30 seconds. Go. No, I'm ready. I'm ready. Go right in. I'm like so dialed.
SPEAKER_04When I was a kid. Okay, you know what?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I swear. Yo, I swear. I'm not even trying. You can't pause. You can't you can't pause. I didn't pause. You're like, all right. When I was a kid. See, you laughed too. You laughed.
SPEAKER_01If I were to do the same shit, you'd laugh. If I were to do the same, okay, now for I'm I'm gonna walk in. Motivational speech. Here we go.
SPEAKER_04So before I go on, before I go in, um means that we're on like a meal plan together.
SPEAKER_01Ish. Ish ish for when? When what like last year or two years ago?
SPEAKER_04I don't know when, but it was last year when we were, but like we didn't use milk, we used almond milk. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Oh god. If you're about to do the fucking what I think you're gonna do, come on, man. What? We had almond milk, right around? Yes, we had almond milk. I mean, I at first I would mix the almond milk with the protein, you know. So I have a question for you, Seth. Oh god.
SPEAKER_03Is it the walnut? Stop, man. Squeezing out of the peanut?
SPEAKER_02You're not even saying it right, bro. It's like, but that's the question.
SPEAKER_03Is it the almond of the walnut? No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is they squeezing it out of the peanut?
SPEAKER_04And I always have an answer, and for that, I don't have an answer.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. Exactly. But yeah, I mean, I I by the way, I I thought you were doing a motivational speech here, man.
unknownOkay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Do not fucking start with when I was a kid.
SPEAKER_01Just go right to because that's when it started.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04I have to. Go, go. I'm ready. I'm ready. But dude, look at you. I'm not laughing though. So look at the camera if you're not laughing. I won't even look at you. I'll look at you. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. I'll look this way. I'm going this way. Look at the camera.
unknownI'm looking.
SPEAKER_04Okay. And please don't cover your mouth. I'm not even looking at the camera. When I was a kid, I was called. I hear you laughing.
SPEAKER_02I'm sneezing.
SPEAKER_04When I was a kid. Yeah, I'm done. This podcast is coming to an end.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04You do it right now and I'll be straight face.
SPEAKER_01No, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just I can't I can't take a serious conversation right now. I can't. You're making me laugh too much. We go from, okay, motivational speech to is it the almond of the walnut back to mo like do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face, bro? Okay, for real. And you're do you know how funny it is seeing like looking at you with your back turned, like turn around? You have like a fucking pouting child who just got put in time out by his teacher. That's why I was laughing. It just looked ridiculous. Okay, get to it. Just I'm looking straight at the camera. Do not start. Just tell them, just say straight up. Sorry, sorry for the wait, guys. Just say straight up what you were called.
SPEAKER_04Okay. That's true. Because then we could just edit the part.
SPEAKER_01Go.
SPEAKER_04Back then.
SPEAKER_02You can't pause. That's cheating. You're wrong for that. You're cheating. He's fucking cheating. I told you, you can't pause. You go, so back then. You paused. You can't fucking do that. You can't do that. You go, you're talking about something serious.
SPEAKER_01You're going, so back then. Just silence. Okay, come on, lock in.
SPEAKER_04No, it's alright.
SPEAKER_01No, no.
SPEAKER_04We'll figure it out for next pod. No, no. Motivational speech.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't want to hear it. Dude, I want it quick one minute. We need it. We need it right now. Go.
SPEAKER_04Quick one minute. Okay. When I was a kid, I was huge. Alright. And in high school, I didn't do anything. And I didn't do anything about it. Until after I went. Would you say cut? Went in the gym. Lost 60 pounds.
SPEAKER_01Was it grade 12 or after grade 12? No, just after grade 12.
SPEAKER_04Actually, let's talk like this for a bit.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no. What he's trying to say is don't let who you were when you were growing up define who you are now. Because when you look at who me and Sam, when if me and Sam were to look back who we were three years ago, when we were fucking fat, overrate loser fucks, you're laughing. I'm not looking up you're a lying fuck. But um we didn't have well Sam had confidence. I didn't. I still don't I still don't really have it in me. Pause. But um when you look at who we were back then, we're completely different people now. If we wouldn't have done this three years ago.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01Why'd you laugh? I don't know. Okay, we wouldn't have done this three years ago, and seeing him lose all that weight was really it was awesome for me because he was he he he he was at and he could admit he was at a low. Yep. And when you when you reach that low, when you when you when you plateau like that, it's hard to bounce back unless you do something that I wouldn't say drastically changes who you are, but would change you in a way where you feel happy.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01When you drop that weight, I haven't I like since you have, I've never seen you more confident, happy, and just ecstatic just to live.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, same goes for you.
SPEAKER_01It's it's insane. What what I'm what we're trying to say is just keep working. Like like Tone said, keep fucking working. And do it hard. Like, no, no joke dang. No joke dang. Well, if if you are like if you feel overweight, if you think you are and you're watching this, don't be afraid to attack that shit head on. It may seem difficult, and it is. It is difficult, but in long sight it isn't. It's it's the goal that matters, it's the finish line that matters. Once you have, once you could think and and you could see not just what you look like, but what you will feel when you're done, when you're done that journey, especially with us in our weight loss journey, when you're done, you're gonna think, Will you're gonna think, will I be much more happy if I do this? The answer for us was yes. Because now when I get called fat, I laugh. I just genuinely laugh. I think it's funny now when I get called it. I don't I don't take it personally.
SPEAKER_04And I agree with it now. Like back then, when I was huge, I would be like, no, I'm not. No, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_01Exactly.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and now I agree with it.
SPEAKER_01And we won't get too much into it, but that's because people promote being fat.
SPEAKER_03You tired. I love it. I love it. Stop at you, buddy.
SPEAKER_01Um, yeah. That is the motivational part. And I guess the I guess the unless you're Mojave and you're just fat as fuck. Yeah, and you order three pizzas and demolish in one night. Yeah. But but anyways, um, I guess the what we're trying to say is. Alright, dude. Just keep pushing and trust me, the goal gonna be ha- It's all gonna work for you. It's gonna happen. It's gonna work out for you. It's gonna. That's what I'm trying to say. It's gonna work out.
SPEAKER_04Which just reminds me.
SPEAKER_01Keep your head of the fucking game. Let's go. What's up?
SPEAKER_04Which just reminds me. And I feel terrible because when I was in the kitchen, uh when I was in the kitchen, I saw a mouse and I found it and I stomped on it, and I actually got it. And before it died, it said I didn't die right when you stepped on me. Don't be laughing. Don't be laughing. I didn't die right when you stepped on me. I died when I saw who did it. Why are you like that?
SPEAKER_02Like what?
SPEAKER_01Like what? You're telling me that fucking Stuart Little spoke to you. Yeah, bro. I think that's a wrap for the podcast. Thank you guys so much for listening. This was a fun one. Again, some make sure you submit your stories to us within the next week so we could talk about it and you guys could enter uh what would you say, the pot for a chance to win a prize next week for our giveaway. Thank you so much. This has been the Tragically Bone Podcast. I'm your co-host, Seth.
SPEAKER_04And I'm Sam man.
SPEAKER_01We're signing off. Thank y'all. Chow.
SPEAKER_04Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're just getting started. We'll be up there.
SPEAKER_03Ciao. Shit.