Cinemacon! (And Stuff)

Our new episode of the Just Clownin’ Podcast is live.

Sean and his best friend Ray talk about CinemaCon (or at least attempt to), some pop culture tidbits, with a few laughs in between. Once again, anything and everything is fair game.

So crack a beer, maybe smile a little, and hang out for a while. Life is short.

Just two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes.

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:12

All right. Welcome back. Once again, I am Sean, and I'm here with Ray. Wait, was I recording? Yeah, we're recording. We are live. Alright, so first I want to talk about a couple of things.

SPEAKER_06 0:28

Holy Sean, just jumping into it.

SPEAKER_05 0:30

Jumping right into it.

SPEAKER_06 0:31

Give some introductions. Hi, I'm Sean Bouvier. Hi, this is Raymond Cause. We record this gay podcast that 17 people listen to. Keep tuning in. Keep hey, everybody on the fucking podcast. Guess what? You should go into your freaking app. You go into your Spotify, you go into your Apple Music, you go into your Amazon music, you go to our podcast and you put on automatic downloads. So every time one of our new episodes drops, it's automatically downloaded to your phone, and that's going to help us out a lot. Please and thank you. You're the best. You guys are great listeners. Superma penis.

SPEAKER_05 1:00

Thank you, thank you. That was a PSA by Rincawz. So I want to talk about one thing today from the land of Hollywood. CinemaCon just happened. And there were some pretty big announcements in Cinemacon this year. First, they confirmed Top Gun 3. I seen that. Gay. Nobody cares. I think it's I'm pretty pumped about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:24

Never seen a single Top Gun movie, probably will never. Who cares about Goose or Maverick, dude? Fucking one of them's dead Valkelmer's dead. Why are we making this movie?

SPEAKER_05 1:35

Alright. Next.

SPEAKER_06 1:41

I don't know. You can talk more on it if you want, but like, I didn't see the new one. I don't know. Everybody loved it when it came out, but I was like, I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 1:47

Maverick was good. The original pretty campy doesn't really hold up, yeah, in my opinion. Because I watched, I watched them back to back like last year, I think. And I was like, yeah, Maverick's definitely the better movie.

SPEAKER_06 2:00

For sure. I mean, that's what most people say for sure. It's definitely the better movie.

SPEAKER_05 2:03

So I'm, you know, I am intrigued for Top Gun 3. Will it top Top Gun 2? I don't know. Will it top Top Gun 2? I do not know.

SPEAKER_06 2:12

I mean, I'm sure it's gonna top all of them, but it's probably also like, who's the fucking top gun, dude? I wanna be bottom gun. How about you come in my butt because you're top gun?

SPEAKER_05 2:21

It's just top gun three, the topping. It's just gay sex.

SPEAKER_06 2:24

Isn't that what the movie's about? Just gay sex between pilots.

SPEAKER_05 2:27

They're all like a bunch of pilots just topping each other for like two and a half minutes.

SPEAKER_06 2:32

It's called Top Gun, dude.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

And then we have another one. Practical magic 2 with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. What the fuck out of news is this?

SPEAKER_06 2:43

What the fuck out of news is this? Is this something you're excited about?

SPEAKER_05 2:47

No, it's just like it was a practical magic too.

SPEAKER_06 2:50

I also took notes about Cinemacon, but I also did take notes about anything we didn't want to really care about. Do you want me to tell you about this? Oh, they're making a third Angry Birds movie. Hey, the main Angry Bird has kids now. Woohoo! And they're angrier than ever. I don't know. They're fucking pubest and probably fucking angry.

SPEAKER_05 3:10

It's a teenage angst movie. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_06 3:13

That's what they said. They said he's got a teenager, he's got a middle-aged child, and he's got a baby. And it's like, okay, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 3:18

Middle-aged child.

SPEAKER_06 3:20

It's a middle-aged child, he's 47 years old. He's got a 47-year-old child, he's still taking care of him. That's like us, bro. That's like our parents.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

Yeah. And also they revealed Lord of the Rings, The Hunt for Gollum, which we touched on a little bit last episode.

SPEAKER_06 3:39

Yeah, it's fucking just kill my soul. Let's talk about it more.

SPEAKER_05 3:42

Let's fucking talk about some more. So, Hunt for Gollum is A cash grab? A cash grab, arguably, yes. But it's also scheduled for Oh, never mind that was. It was revealed at Cinemacon April 2, 2026. And it features a mix of returning legends from Peter Jackson's movies.

SPEAKER_06 4:03

I mean barely.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

Barely. You got Andy Circus.

SPEAKER_06 4:06

It just sounds like Sean's reading a script right now. I know.

SPEAKER_05 4:10

And it came out in April 2026. What is it? It got revealed in April 2026. We got Andy Circus attached, attached as golem slash Smeagol. And he's attached to direct as well. Ian McKellen returning as Gandalf, which is awesome because I think he's like, he's Gandalf, dude. I can't picture anybody else.

SPEAKER_06 4:31

It'd be really crazy. I mean, if they tried to recast him, it'd be freaking the nerds would kill people. Yeah, they'd be riot. The nerds would riot, dude. They flip cars, they'd fucking it'd be like the Rodney King riots all over again, bro. They start beating up black people.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

They'd go down to Hobbiton, because there's an actual Hobbiton in New Zealand. They'd go down there and burn it, dude. Are you saying Hobbiton? Hobbiton, dude, or Hobbiton. You say Hobbiton? Hobbiton, bro.

SPEAKER_06 4:55

Alright, dude. I guess we're gonna go into Hobbiton. I think so. Is it Hobbiton? That just sounds insane. I don't know. That's fine. Correct us in the comments. Is it Hobbiton or Hobbiton? Because they're called Hobbits, not hob hobbits. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 5:11

How are you saying? Hobbiton? They're not called Hobbits. Hobbiton. Hobbiton. Hobbiton.

SPEAKER_06 5:16

Hobbits. Yeah, they are called Hobbits. They are Hobbits. Hobbiton. I don't know. It sounds weird. Maybe you're right, but it just sounds insane.

SPEAKER_05 5:23

Okay, and then yeah, it does sound kind of crazy. I might be right. I might be wrong. You're probably right on most things. Let us know.

SPEAKER_06 5:28

I'm wrong about most things, dude.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

I am also wrong about most things.

SPEAKER_06 5:32

Why are we doing this podcast?

SPEAKER_05 5:34

I do love it when I'm right, though. So we'll find out.

SPEAKER_06 5:36

I mean, everybody does, dude. Nobody likes it when they're wrong.

SPEAKER_05 5:39

Fucking Jamie Dornan is casted as Strider.

SPEAKER_06 5:43

Fuck yeah. Christian Gray, dude. He's gonna tie up fucking Frodo and make him suck his cock. Fucking Christian Gray just tying up Gandalf and fucking pegging him, dude. The Lord of the cockpit.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

Exactly, dude.

SPEAKER_06 5:59

He's gonna put that fucking ring around his penis and just shove it up Gandalf's bunghole.

SPEAKER_05 6:06

That's fucking funny. I mean, I I told you earlier I can't really imagine an overweight Vigo Mortensen.

SPEAKER_06 6:14

The whole cast of this movie sucks dick, dude. I don't know. Jamie Dorn and a strider is gay as fuck. He's not a good actor. He never has been. What's he been in that's good? Fucking, I can't think of anything. Fifty Shades of Grey, dude. I can't I come every time I watch it, so it's gotta be good. It's not even that good. Have you seen it?

SPEAKER_05 6:28

I refuse to watch it.

SPEAKER_06 6:29

Well, that's why then you anger and fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_05 6:32

I just know Dakota Dakota Johnson's in there getting her cheeks clapping.

SPEAKER_06 6:36

Yeah, and why wouldn't anybody want to see that? Watch that movie and try not to come. Swear to God, dude. Watch the movie and try not to jerk off.

SPEAKER_05 6:43

There's a lot of women that can't even read the book without coming, dude.

SPEAKER_06 6:46

Yeah, dude. Don't you remember when the movies came out? There was like an epidemic, an endemic where it was like there was people that would like people that would clean up the movie theaters and they would find like cucumbers with condoms on them. Yeah. And women were just shoving them up their pussies while they were watching the movie. God damn, that's so hot to me. I don't know why. That shit is fucking that shit makes me bricked up.

SPEAKER_05 7:07

It was like a pandemic. I remember hearing about that. That's fucking wild. Imagine like getting D-Box seats for fucking 50 shades of gray.

SPEAKER_06 7:15

And there's already squirt on the suit.

SPEAKER_05 7:18

It's already wet.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

It's like, what's how is it already wet?

SPEAKER_05 7:22

Jesus Christ. And then also we got Lee Pace as Thranduil returning as the Elven King from the Hobbit trilogy, which also was not a very good trilogy.

SPEAKER_06 7:36

Yeah, shout out Lee Pace, though. Then he plays Thrag or whatever in fucking Invincible.

SPEAKER_05 7:40

He's crushing it as Thrag and Invincible. I'm really not really caught up in that. He's pretty fucking he's crushing it as a show so bad. We have Elijah Woods, old ass, returning as Throatobaggins, even though like he barely every fucking ages. Yeah, he's timeless, dude. He's a timeless man. He's definitely definitely dipping into that adrenochrome for sure. Yeah, you gotta fuck kids if they're young. Apparently so.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

How do you think I look this good? For fucking!

SPEAKER_05 8:12

And then we have Kate Winslett as a made-up character.

SPEAKER_06 8:15

Marigo! Yeah, I mean, whatever, dude. Let Kate Winslett get her bag. I mean, she's already a fucking quadrillionaire. She's also old as fuck, too.

SPEAKER_05 8:25

Everyone in this cast is old.

SPEAKER_06 8:26

Yeah, I mean.

SPEAKER_05 8:27

Except for Leo Woodall as Halvard, whoever the fuck that is. I know they're a man.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

Dude, you don't know who Halvard is? Have you even read The Surmilian?

SPEAKER_05 8:35

Is he in this film earlier? I don't know. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Okay. He's a fellow Dunadin Ranger who accompanies Strider on his hunt for Gollum. Apparently.

SPEAKER_06 8:49

Wait, I'm confused. So you said this takes place between like when they're going to the Prancing Pony and then Strider meets them. Yeah. So how is he on the hunt for Gollum if he's going to meet the Hobbits and then he's with the Hobbits for the rest of the fucking thing?

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Well, like fucking between that time, he's hunting Golem with Gandalf. So what this movie takes?

SPEAKER_06 9:07

This movie takes place in like seven hours? Yeah. That's fucking retarded. It can't be that long for that. It takes him to get to the prancing pony, like a day and a half. So this movie takes place in like 12 hours. I guess. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck to expect. It's gonna be bad. It's probably gonna be very bad. It's not gonna be good. I mean it's not gonna be it might not be bad, but it's not gonna be good.

SPEAKER_05 9:26

I guess we'll find out on December on December. Oh yeah. On December 17th, 2027 is when we will find out.

SPEAKER_06 9:33

Fucking Sean with a double flat tire, dude.

SPEAKER_05 9:35

Yeah. Double fucking flat tire. Also, they were showcased footage from Dune part three at Sidney McConnell. Fuck yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_06 9:48

Timothy Chalamet screaming. Yeah, I mean it's probably gonna be good. I mean it's probably it's probably lost people's most anticipated movie of the year, to be honest. Like, I think it's there's probably a ton of people who don't give a fuck about Marvel who are like, oh, I'd r I'm much more excited for Dune Part 3 than I am for Avengers fucking endgame, whatever it's called. Doomsday gay fucking shit.

SPEAKER_05 10:10

Yeah, and also fucking what's wild is that Dune part three is scheduled to release on IMAX fucking like opening night, whereas Doomsday is scheduled for a later IMAX release. So it's not getting initially released on IMAX. The only fucking Dune part three is. Oh, that was a nice part.

SPEAKER_06 10:27

Yeah, I was I ate so much I ate a fucking full pizza last night and seven eggs before I went to bed. I've been doing it botbox my room. I've been shitting like a fucking like a sick dog today, dude. Just fucking diarrhea on tap every hour and a half. I'll shit outside. I don't give a fuck. Clean your backyard, dude. I'll squat, dude. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 10:55

I'll squat and shit. Squatting in my backyard. My mom goes up for a smoke. Oh hi Maria!

SPEAKER_01 11:02

You got anything to read?

SPEAKER_06 11:05

My phone died. No, legitimately, I was on the toilet for like 20 minutes today. Like more than once. So there's a good chance I'm gonna shit after this podcast in one of your bathrooms or your backyard.

SPEAKER_05 11:19

Hey man, if I can go for all the power to you. I'll shit in your bed if you want. Just don't do that. Shit in your bed, bro. It's also something that nobody fucking cares about. They announced the conjuring last rice as well. They showed it for it.

SPEAKER_06 11:31

I didn't what was the last one? Was with uh Patrick Patrick Statement. What's his name?

SPEAKER_05 11:36

Patrick Stewart. Patrick Patrick Patrick, not Patrick Stewart.

SPEAKER_06 11:39

Patrick? He's a Patrick. Patrick, what there's a song. Patrick, what's his fucking last name? Patrick Wilson.

SPEAKER_05 11:45

Patrick Wilson, that's the first time.

SPEAKER_06 11:46

Patrick Wilson.

SPEAKER_05 11:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 11:48

Patrick Wilson. Yeah, he was like, it was his directorial debut. Or no, that was Insidious. Yeah, that was Insidious. I think of Insidious. Yeah, I'm thinking of Insidious. Never mind. Conjuring, yeah, who cares? Nobody cares about that. That shit's gonna be, I mean, it's whatever.

SPEAKER_05 11:59

It's not even them, it's like uh their daughter is like the fucking main character.

SPEAKER_06 12:04

Yeah, I don't care. I've watched the first one. I can't can't tell you any plot points from any other movie after that. Do not care. Horror is not really my foretale. I'll fuck with some horror movies, but like I'm not watching every horror movie because most horror movies are kind of trite nowadays and like just are just jump scary. It's not scary, it's just boring.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

They're the same premise each movie too, the conjurance. It's like, yeah, a family's getting haunted, they call in the Loranes, and then they fucking come in and exercise the house. Somebody's gonna get possessed. Yeah, it happens every fucking movie.

SPEAKER_06 12:33

Oh, and all of a sudden Annabelle. Yeah, Annabelle, whatever. Fuck that. I liked Megan better, to be honest. Like, I liked Megan way better. I was like, well, this movie's so campy and so silly, and like kind of reminded me of Chucky a little bit. Like that one way better.

SPEAKER_05 12:47

Yeah, it's Megan was awesome, actually.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

Yeah, they made a second one, didn't they?

SPEAKER_05 12:55

Second one fucking sucked. He had like two Megan's going at it.

SPEAKER_06 12:58

Yeah, and she was like in the kid's toy or whatever. I watched it, I was like, nah, not for me. Yeah, no. Who was in it though? Uh Aubrey Baza? No. No, that's Chucky. That's the Chucky one. That's the Chucky one, right? Who was in that one? It's probably some no-name, but it's whatever.

SPEAKER_05 13:15

She's she's the fucking crazy white bitch from Get Out. Oh, yeah, okay, I remember. Yeah, she plays mom. Yeah, mid. I forgot I forget the actress's name. Mid mid puss. And some more mid news. Godzilla and Kong follow-up as well. What was the last one? The last one? Fucking.

SPEAKER_06 13:33

It was like the one where like Oh, that was where they had like another ape. Yeah. And then in Middle Earth. Yeah. That one sucked. It was so much sucked so bad at shit. I watched that shit so high one night, and like throughout the whole movie. Because like half of the movie is like no humans. It's just Godzilla or yeah, or no King Kong. And this fucking like uh little eight. No little eight, because he's got the little ape with him. Because he's in Middle Earth or he's in center of earth or whatever, and like he's trying to find like the big bad eight, but he's with this little ape the whole time. And the whole movie is just them communicating through like grunts and shit. And I'm like, who wrote this movie? Is this the whole movie? Then be like, oh, oh, and then like hit pointing, and I'm like, what the fuck is this? Uh maybe so frustrated. I was like, who greenlit this? Why are there no people in this?

SPEAKER_05 14:21

You would hate Quest or Fire, dude. Well, and Quest through Fire is like a movie about like like cavemen and shit. There's no English dialogue in it at all, and they all communicate through grunts and pointing, but you can understand what the fuck they're saying. It's called Quest or Fire. It's fucking awesome. You know what?

SPEAKER_06 14:36

I'm also out on I'm out on the animals grunting and them getting subtitles. I'm also out on any other language that's not English. If my movie's not in English, if my movie's not Canadian, brother, I ain't listening. I ain't listening. I was watching fucking, I mean, completely off topic, but I watched this shit. Did you ever watch Beef? I've never watched it. So Beef the first seasons with uh Steven Yoon, Ali Wong, a bunch of other people are in it, like David Cho, Andrew Santino's in it. Um really, really good. The first season, I think, won like eight Emmys. One shitload of awards. Won a shitload of awards. And I binged the first season the other night, and I was like, God damn, this might be some of the best TV I've ever seen in my life. Well, they just released a second season with Oscar Isaac.

SPEAKER_05 15:22

Yeah, and Chloe, uh Kaylee Speaney's in there too. I I saw it on Netflix. Kayleigh Speaney?

SPEAKER_06 15:28

Yeah, is that a jerk-off material or what? Never heard of this person.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

She was an alien romulus and she was in civil war, and like she's like everyone's like fan casting for Ellie in the last of us.

SPEAKER_06 15:39

Oh, yeah, your beat-off chick. Yeah, I honestly was watching it and I'm like, I watched some of the second seasons too, and I'm like, man, the second season's so bad. The first season though is like peak television. I would suggest everybody go and watch it because it's so good. And the episode's like 30 minutes. You can binge the whole thing. Yeah, and then there's this one part I just want to tell you about I kept telling Erica about because I kept I kept freaking out about it. Because I was like, there's no way they're doing this in a TV show. So Ali Wong is like, she's like crazy, they're both crazy in the show. Everybody in the show's a bad person, they're all bad people. They all they're all kind of they they kind of put it across that like everybody in the show's bad, everybody's kind of shitty, whatever. But Ali Wong in like the first episode, she's like, I don't know, she's like crazy or something and like bored. I don't know. She's she's like high, high power individual. She works at this big law firm, closing deals. She's like a fucking artist, she's whatever, trying to make billions of dollars. And then like her husband changes the safe code on her, and she's like, Why did you change the safe code? And he's like, Uh, I had to do it for whatever this reason. I kind of forget I was fucking a binge little thing, but then she like figures out the safe code, she takes it out, and she takes the gun out of the safe, unloads the bullets, puts it in, and cocks it, and starts dry firing the gun while rubbing her pussy. She's jerk, she's jerking off super hard while dry firing the gun next to her head. I was like, this show is fucking awesome. What the fuck? I was like, oh, this might be the best show of all time.

SPEAKER_05 16:54

So you tell me I gotta start watching B.

SPEAKER_06 16:56

I mean, definitely watch the first season because the second season is nothing like that. But she's like, she's literally like rubbing her fucking clay. They don't show anything, but she's rubbing her cloud, fucking bum, bow, bum, firing the gun. And I'm like, what the fuck? Later on in the show, she's like, her husband's like, Why'd you have the gun out? Because he finds he catches her with the gun. She's not masturbating, but she catches her with the gun because she's mad or something, whatever. He's like, Why do you have the gun out? She's like, You know what? I had the gun out because I was masturbating with it, because our sex life is blah.

SPEAKER_05 17:21

And I was like, I don't know, bro. This show's kind of peak. Beef part two. Beef takes on a whole new meaning.

SPEAKER_06 17:27

Yeah, I mean, she had masturbated. Honestly, Alice's kind of hot. Shit. You probably don't know that is. She's a comedian. No idea.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

And I have no idea what the game. I don't know what supernova is either. Fucking supernova was teased as well at fucking Cinemacon.

SPEAKER_06 17:42

Wow, maybe something you should have looked up, eh?

SPEAKER_05 17:44

I should have looked that up, yeah. Totally have no idea. No idea what that is.

SPEAKER_06 17:47

I have some notes about CinemaCon too, but we'll jump into them after.

SPEAKER_05 17:50

Yeah. And then Mandalorian and Grogu in Toy Story 5. Awesome. I don't know what Toy Story 5, though. I feel like that that series should have ended. You know what's funny?

SPEAKER_06 17:59

I have the opposite I have the opposite feeling. I don't know about Mandalorian and Grogu. Because everything I've heard and seen about it, everybody says, oh man, this thing's gonna suck. Because like, I think I heard something that they were like, they were like, no, we don't want to make a movie, and then like the head of Disney was like, no, you guys have like Bob Bob Eaget or whatever the fuck his name is, Bob fucking homo. He was like, yo, you guys gotta make a movie, and they're like, we don't want to. And he's like, no, you have to, and then they were like, okay, we'll make this movie, and they just made it kind of shitty. I don't know, maybe that's just some dumbass internet rumor I heard, but I have no hope in that that show because like Star Wars is so oversaturated right now and it's just not good. Hasn't been good since like fucking Christmas. Um I don't know. I kind of like Andor was great. Andor was great. Andor was great. Um trying to think of the other shows that they did. I mean, the first season of Mandalorian was great. Season two is good, too. I like season two. Season two is probably good too. I don't know. The definity was fucking awesome. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was awesome, um, maybe that's it, because I'm trying to think of anything else that was good about like any other recent Star Wars shit. Oh, fucking uh the final season for Clone Wars is dope. I mean, I'm yeah, I'm an adult, so like I'm a I'm a full grown man, so bro! I'm a full grown man, so you can't get me watching that shit. It's really good. Nah, it's good. I heard I've tried I've tried watching it, and I'm like, nope, don't like Star Wars as much. Guess I'm not that big of a fan.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

Well, yeah, well, the first seasons are pretty like very for children. They're definitely for kids.

SPEAKER_06 19:33

Wow, this sounds like my point of standing.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

There's some good stories, though. Sure there is. Whatever.

SPEAKER_06 19:40

Mannequins in it, Ahsoka's in it, there's fucking cool ass shit in it. I've heard it's great. I've heard people love it. And like, I don't know, I tried watching that uh that Darth Maul show that just came out. Yeah. Kind of cool. I heard it's pretty good. Not bad, to be honest. Not bad at all. There's some cool shit. There's a cool shit in it, but like it's nothing that I was like, oh, I gotta keep watching this. I was like, I guess, whatever. It's something to watch.

SPEAKER_05 20:01

Throwaway shit. Yeah. Fucking I think the last good Star Wars movie was probably Rogue One. Yeah, Rogue One was like peak. Yeah, that was peak.

SPEAKER_06 20:10

That was peak Star Wars. He's like so good. That ending scene with Darth Vader is crazy. That's the that's the one, right? That's one best one, yeah. That shit went hard as well. That shit was so cool. That's like up there with like I think it's in the first or the you played both Jedi Survivor games?

SPEAKER_05 20:26

Uh, I've only played the first one. I haven't played the second one yet? I haven't played the second one.

SPEAKER_06 20:29

I haven't downloaded, but I've got to be like, Yeah, we gotta play the second one. The second one's really good.

SPEAKER_05 20:32

Way better than the first one.

SPEAKER_06 20:33

Um is it in the first one that they have the Vader scene? I think it's the first one at the very end. They're in like they're in like Fort Fortress Inquisitor or whatever, yeah, and they're trying to kill them all, and then like fucking door opens and Vader comes through and he just starts fucking people up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That shit's a fucking beak, too. That shit's fucking dope. You should really play the second one, the second one's a way better. Yeah, I really want to play it. I have it downloaded, just never got around it. The second one's way better because you start off with like you start off with a double-sided lightsaber, you start off with the two lights, the twin lightsabers, and then you get a hilted lightsaber, like fucking um. So basically you start off with like everything that you got from the previous game. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, you start with like you start with the double lightsaber, you start with the double-ended lightsaber, the single lightsaber, and then you unlock the hilted lightsaber, so like the lightsaber that like um Kylo Ren has. Like with the little lasers inside the big long one. Yeah, that one's like a heavy attack lightsaber, so that one causes you to do like heavy attacks, and then you unlock another one that I thought was super cool where you get a lightsaber and a blaster.

SPEAKER_05 21:32

Ooh. Really? Kind of like fucking like Butts' face from uh you probably haven't watched it, but Star Wars Rebels.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

Oh, yeah, of course. Star Wars Rebels, the guy Glinglong Glingalore.

SPEAKER_05 21:43

He was in Ahsoka as well. Yeah, Glinglong Glinglore, bro. It's Glinglong. Oh, call him Klinglong for now. That's his name. Until I remember his fucking name.

SPEAKER_06 21:53

I watched Ahsoka too, but that shit was kind of mid. That shit was mid. I like Rosario Dawson, but that shit was mid.

SPEAKER_05 22:00

And then, like, fucking yeah, the Acolyte as well, which had like a lot of potential. But then, like that show had some good scenes in it, but it was a bad show. Yeah. Like that's some really cool lightsaber fights. Camir and Soul stole like every scene they were in.

SPEAKER_06 22:12

Such a cause they had such cool lightsaber battles, but the whole show is like bad. Very bad. I think it was mostly that chick's name. What was it? Or that chick, that chick that played uh The Mangick. She like went online after the show started getting bad reviews, and she was like, Yeah, you guys just don't like the show because you don't like female-centered movies, and everybody was like, No, we don't like the show because it's bad. Yeah, so you're making this worse. I think her name was like Amanda or something. Yeah. Such a dumb name, Amandela.

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Uh they weren't listening to their fucking they didn't listen to the fan base at all. They never knew anybody. They never knew anything.

SPEAKER_06 22:47

No. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Star Wars is not something that I really get excited for anymore. Yeah, I know me neither. Like, I remember when, like, that's the thing. Growing up, I was never a huge Star Wars fan. I remember when Force Awakens was coming out. I was like, oh, this could be cool. Cause it's like Star Wars for a new generation. Yeah. And then you watch the first one. First one had potential. I don't know. The first 10 or 15 minutes of that opening scene of the first movie are so badass. Fucking college stops the fucking blaster, dude. Stops the blaster, goes on to do other shit, like fuck dudes up, gets on his plane, flies away, and then the blaster flies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:21

I was like, oh, that's really cool. That was badass. Really cool. Yeah, fucking the first one, like it had mad potential. Like, and then The Last Jedi was, I don't know, I have like mixed feelings about it. Cause there are like some of the greatest Star Wars scenes ever in that movie, but then also at the same time, it's not that well, you're a Last Jedi defender. I I'm not very I'm not a defender, it's just like I I appreciate what they tried to do. They try to do something bold and new and take it in a whole different direction, but it just didn't stick with the landing. I respect what they tried to do, but it just didn't stick the landing. And then everything that they tried to do basically basically got retconned in the next movie. The next movie's like, yeah, no, we're not gonna go there, we're gonna go somewhere else and bring back Palpatine. So basically, all the stakes and all the risks that they took in the second movie didn't mean jack shit in the third fucking movie.

SPEAKER_06 24:19

Yeah, yeah. Well, okay, so I I'll I'll make I'll say I'll say how I actually feel here, and I hope hopefully you'll be like, Oh, maybe I am a defender anyway. I like The Last Jedi. I like people hate that movie. I like it. I don't mind it. I'll watch it again. Probably over oh, that trilogy, probably Force Awakens is number one, but that one's definitely it's number two. It's definitely not fucking Rise of Skywalker. But again, I had this point when uh those those movies came out, and I think my I think I still stand by this point is that if a trilogy is gonna happen with movies, like if you're doing a trilogy of movies or a series of movies, it should be one director signed on for those whole movies, one director with one vision for the whole series to create that vision. Because what happened with that franchise is JJ Abrams directed the first one, and they get the second one to Ryan Johnson, then they're like JJ Abrams, come back. And I guarantee you, Ryan Johnson and JJ Abrams weren't like fucking talking about storyboarding and shit, they were just like making movies, and it's like fucking gay, and that makes it dis diseng or not disingenuous. Disjointed disjointed is the word. It's like it's I don't know. I think like if you're doing a trilogy or a series like that, it has to be one director, especially if you want it to be like um cohesive. Yeah, and like if you if you don't have that, then it's probably gonna be like there's gonna be plot threads and stuff that is just left out because they're not it's it's a different person doing it.

SPEAKER_05 25:36

Well, you do say that, but then hey dude, I don't know if you know this, but like George Lucas didn't direct all the original trilogy, he only directed a new book. I forget their fucking names, but he did write this, he did write the stories for the other ones.

SPEAKER_06 25:48

Well, see, but that and that's the thing. Like he did oversee the whole original trilogy. That's the thing, though. So I think I think then and even even though you bring up that point, which I think is a great point, I think I would counter with okay, so he wrote the stories, but it's not like he wasn't on set. Yeah, he was on set being like this is my it was still his vision. This is my vision. Yeah, you are just going to direct my vision. Yeah, like it's not like he was like, Okay, I've wrote it now. Here, do whatever you want with it. He was like, no, this is what I want to happen, and you're just gonna direct it. Exactly. Like, I mean, he was a pseudo-director.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

Like, essentially, essentially, yeah, it was still it was still it felt like a George, it felt like George Lucas's still George Lucas's story.

SPEAKER_06 26:23

It's not like it was like somebody, I don't know, it's just gay. I don't know. When they wrote a trilogy like that, it's gotta be like what trilogy has ever gone bad? Uh this is probably gonna bite me in the ass. What trilogy has ever gone bad when it was like the same director the whole time? The prequel trilogy. Ooh, that George Lucas?

SPEAKER_05 26:41

George Lucas directed the.

SPEAKER_06 26:42

What do you mean Revenge of the Sith bangs?

SPEAKER_05 26:44

Yeah, no, Revenge of the Sith bangs, but then you have like fucking The Podraith Bangs. Phantom Menaces is Padre Bangs, Attack of the Clones fucking sucks. And then Revenge of the Sith bangs. Sucks.

SPEAKER_06 26:54

But Attack of the Clones, there's some good scenes. I mean, seeing you know to jump around is kind of cool.

SPEAKER_05 26:58

Yeah. I mean also like this scene where it shows like all the Jedi's, like all of them, fucking like just so many Jedi with things. Also pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Also pretty cool.

SPEAKER_06 27:06

Like that's the thing. If we're thinking if we're doing comparison, I would say like those those three movies are better than the three recent ones that came out.

SPEAKER_05 27:15

Yeah, I I I I would like totally agree with that.

SPEAKER_06 27:17

100%. Nothing's gonna be the original, but it's like uh I mean it's the original. What are we you think do you think something's gonna be better than that? I don't.

SPEAKER_05 27:24

Well, I don't Revenge of the Sith is my favorite, uh it is my favorite Star Wars film.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

That shit bangs, dude. That's just banging, banging, banging, banging, banging. He's killing kids and shit, choking kids out.

SPEAKER_05 27:36

Again, killing children. I know you like killing children.

SPEAKER_06 27:40

Literally, when I when I when Erica went when Erica went on, Erica went well, Erica went and watched The Quiet Place with her sister, like in the movie theater. This is when I still lived on Lyndale, and she came over and like I downloaded it, and she's like, Oh, you gotta watch the movie. Like, it's you'll like it. It's really good. I started watching the movie, and like in the first five minutes, they kill one of his kids, and I was like, fuck it!

SPEAKER_01 28:00

I was like, that's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm fucking talking about, dude. Kill that kid.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

I remember we were talking about that through text in the movie playing came out. You're like, bro, they killed the kid in the very beginning of the movie. This movie banned it, dude.

SPEAKER_06 28:14

That's like, oh, okay, now this movie has stakes. That's the thing though. That's how you set up a movie to be like, oh, this is like a real like nobody's fucking stakes.

SPEAKER_05 28:21

We just killed a child.

SPEAKER_06 28:22

It's real shit. It feels real. And like when when there's like kids, when there's kids in a movie, none of them die. I'm like, oh, that's weird. They're kids, they should die a lot.

SPEAKER_05 28:29

They're kids, they can't defend themselves. Like, barely any of the kids die in it, like in the fucking in the it movies.

SPEAKER_06 28:35

Yeah, they don't even have an orgy either. Like, okay, if you're not gonna kill the kids, at least let them fuck each other. At least let them fucking cram Bev till she can't be crammed. She's already been crammed by her dad. No, crammed by some boys, by our friends. We're losers.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

It works in the book, but it doesn't work on the on the movie, man. It works, it works narratively in the novel, but in the fucking movie it doesn't work.

SPEAKER_06 29:00

It's really funny that people have to defend that. They're like, no, narratively it works in the novel that all these kids have an orgy, but it would never work on screen. It's like, okay, I guess. It's not problematic. Very problematic. It's not problematic when you write it out in detail, Mr. King. It's not that detailed. It's not detailed.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

She doesn't get wet. She doesn't say that. It doesn't say anything like that. They do fuck. It's heavily implied that the all-the-turn's fucking.

SPEAKER_06 29:29

Damn, dude. I thought that he was gonna be like, yeah, and then her gushy pussy got wet.

SPEAKER_05 29:33

Yeah, well, Steve King was high on cocaine throughout like the entire writing of that novel.

SPEAKER_06 29:38

He's high on cocaine all the time, dude. Well, he was like deep into it. He's the man, dude. He was deep into it. He's the man.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

He doesn't even remember fucking writing half of it.

SPEAKER_06 29:46

He just wrote it. He doesn't remember right. I think he's he said on record, he doesn't remember writing Cujo. No. He doesn't remember writing Maximum Overdrive. No. He doesn't remember writing like a bunch of these books or short stories because he was like, I was so fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 29:57

He was so fucked up. He was like drinking whiskey, fucking writing, doing lines, getting fucked up. Yeah, it's crazy how he sold so many books, dude.

SPEAKER_06 30:04

It's like, damn. All but onko came back then. Um but no, he's just great, great author. But um what was I gonna say? Fuck. God damn, I lost it. It was not about Stephen King. No, it's fine. It probably wasn't that funny, to be honest. Sonny about Stephen King though. Dark Tower.

SPEAKER_05 30:22

Worst movie ever. Worst movie ever, but awesome book. Dock it here, bud. On Dock It, Sony also announced Jamanji Open World.

SPEAKER_06 30:34

Yeah, I know. I've seen that Jumanji 4, dude. I mean I don't hate it. I mean the first the second Jamanji movie wasn't bad. I mean it was it was bad. It's the rock, it's the rock and it's fucking Jack Black. Yeah, wasn't that bad. Could have been way worse. Could have been way worse to connect Kevin Hurt. Second one was kind of shit. Second one. I didn't like the second one as much, but also I don't think I'm like the third one as much because it's it's like okay, unless they do something new in this one, like they did in the like the Jumanji 2, yeah, where they went inside the video game, where they're like, oh, this is this is new, this is cool.

SPEAKER_05 31:04

Also, it's new because like so Jumanji 2, are we talking like fucking like Jumanji 2 is like the first one with rock? Are you talking about Jumanji 2? Yeah, well, Jumanji 1 would be the one to the jungle.

SPEAKER_06 31:14

Jumanji 1 would be Rock Williams. Yes, okay. Jamanji 2 would be the first one, yeah, and then Welcome to the Jungle, I think, is the third one, right? Yeah, yeah. And this one's open world or whatever. Yeah, so like I think the the I why I like the second one so much. Not I wouldn't say so much, but I think I why I don't hate it is because it was fun, it was fun, but it also did something different from the first one. Where the first one, it was, oh, all these characters from the board game are coming into our world, yeah. And now in this one, because in in the first one, Robin Williams was trapped in this board game for years, he gets released, he gets released, and now all the kids in this one are getting put into the game, which I was like, oh, that's different, it's new, it is something that we didn't see on the first one, so like I was like, I fuck with it.

SPEAKER_05 31:54

And also they're not themselves, like they're not the kids in the world, they're they're like the actors in the game, which is like yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_06 32:02

Yeah, had the kid from hereditary in it, fucking little creep. Yeah, Alex Wolf.

SPEAKER_05 32:07

Alex Wolf, he creep. I think that's his name. Alex Wolf, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:10

It just seems like a little creep in that movie.

SPEAKER_05 32:12

Oh, yeah. Whoa, what's he doing?

SPEAKER_06 32:16

In that movie, dude. He was trying to fucking finger bang that that weird girl.

SPEAKER_05 32:19

He was on the new season of Always Study in Philadelphia, and he fucking crushed it in that episode. Damn, didn't see it. Fucking he's like some like uh business tycoon cokehead, and he fucking overdoses in a crack house.

SPEAKER_06 32:31

Yeah, he's got his he has a brother too, right? Nat Wolf? That's his name. It might be his brother. He was in the Death Note live action. Oh shit. Yeah, which was like heavily panned as horrible. Yeah. Do you watch anime?

SPEAKER_05 32:44

I I've watched some anime, mostly in my samurai anime. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 32:48

Like which ones?

SPEAKER_05 32:49

Like fucking, well, Afro Samurai, for instance. Samurai shampoo is also awesome.

SPEAKER_06 32:53

Is every anime that you've watched have the word samurai in it?

SPEAKER_05 32:56

Yeah, blue eyed samurai. Yeah, blue eyed samurai. There's another one called Blade of the Immortals. Samurai Jack. Samurai Jack.

unknown 33:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:17

That's a Teledude one, right?

SPEAKER_05 33:18

Yeah. I like my samurai anime and my cyberpunk style anime.

SPEAKER_06 33:23

Did you watch the Cyberpunk anime like Netflix show?

SPEAKER_05 33:27

I am like halfway through. Yeah, I've seen.

SPEAKER_06 33:29

I actually seen you download it last time I was here. It was on your uh little external hard drive.

SPEAKER_05 33:33

Yeah. Fucking it's pretty good so far, but I really like it.

SPEAKER_06 33:36

You know what uh anime show you should watch that's really good? What's that? I gotta figure, I gotta find out what it's called again, but it's with like fucking, hold on, you vamp for a minute, I'm gonna find it.

SPEAKER_05 33:48

Okay. And like uh Cyberpunk anime, like Akira obviously is like the god of samurai anime. That fucking shit's so fucking dope. Ikira's so good, the soundtrack, everything, the voice acting, the animation, it's just so groundbreaking, the story's amazing. Ikira to me is like peak, peak anime, and I don't think anybody could ever possibly change my fucking mind about that. I could rewatch that shit. I watched that shit once a year. And I also recently just watched for the first time um Ghost in the Shell, which I thought was really fucking good too. Ghost in the Shell. That's like a classic one. Yeah, it's also a classic. I could see why it's so groundbreaking. And I can also see like why people hated on the Scarlet Johansson movie. Like, it's like the Scarlet Johannes movie didn't like encapsulate what made the anime so special. Yeah, I want to read those logs.

SPEAKER_06 34:41

Sam Jackson in it too, right? And Afro Samurai. Oh, okay, yeah. This is a show, it's called Pantheon. Have you ever heard of it? Pantheon. No, I never heard of it. Yeah, you gotta check out the show. So I started watching it, it's on Netflix. It's it's actually really good. It's got uh Paul Dano's in it. Yeah, Paul Dano's in the case. Paul Dano? Paul Dano, I'll just name the people that you probably know. Um Paul Dano, Aaron Eckhart. Oh, um, Daniel Day Kim.

SPEAKER_05 35:04

Don't know that guy, sounds Asian.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

Uh yeah, he's uh you ever watched Lost? I never have. Damn. Okay. Well he's the Asian guy. He's the Asian guy. Dude, I nailed it. I was right. Yeah, you nailed it. Um anyway, it's this it's this really good show about um about like uploading your consciousness to a computer and it becoming an AI, and people actu and inevitably never actually end up dying because before they die, they just get their consciousness uploaded to this AI server, and then they like have power within the world. Uh it's it's actually such a good show. It's crazy good.

SPEAKER_05 35:39

That sounds like a very interesting concept. That sounds very cyberpunky.

SPEAKER_06 35:43

Yeah, it's very good. It's a really good show. I watched like the first there's only two seasons of it, but I watched it. You should definitely check it out.

SPEAKER_05 35:48

I could definitely check that shit out. And also, like most animes I realized too only have one to two seasons. Yeah. Like they're all like super long, like one fucking season. Also, in other news, since they're talking about like animated shit, fucking Spider-Man Beyond the Spider-Verse was also showcased by Sony Pictures at CinemaCon.

SPEAKER_06 36:08

Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised. It's funny. We talked about that movie like maybe the last podcast or the first one. I'm surprised that movie's coming out.

SPEAKER_05 36:13

Yeah. Fucking, I don't know. I'm pretty excited for it.

SPEAKER_06 36:17

Yeah, it should be good to be honest. Like, like what happened at the end of the last one? Like, they're like, your dad has to die, we're gonna kill him, and then he's like, I'm gonna save my dad. That's the end of it, right? Essentially, yeah. That's the end of it, right? Your dad dying is a canon event that needs to happen for every Spider-Man. So if your dad being alive fucks up the timeline of the multiverse, so we gotta kill your dad. Yeah. So what happens, right? That's basically what happened. Yeah, yeah. That should be alright. I mean, I'm I'm not gonna I'll watch it, but those movies are peak as hell too. The first one's so good. Second one's actually so good, dude. Never mind. They're so good.

SPEAKER_05 36:48

It's peak animation. Like, the whole animation team is like so talented. They also did they do K-pop demon hunters as well, the same animation team? No idea. Look at it up. I'm gonna look that up right now. I'm gonna fucking Google that shit. Because Google, once again, is our friend.

unknown 37:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 37:03

Not my friend. Why isn't it your friend?

SPEAKER_06 37:06

Just too much fucking too much fuckery, dude. Like every time I get on Google, they're like, yo, don't check out these fucking hot teams. What the fuck? Google's trying to get me. Google's trying to get me, bro.

SPEAKER_05 37:22

Google's trying to fucking drop you. Oh no, I was totally wrong. They did not demons there.

SPEAKER_06 37:41

They did. Did you watch it? No. Why not?

SPEAKER_05 37:49

It's a fucking K-Pog, dude.

SPEAKER_06 37:51

It's actually such a good movie. It's crazy how good it is. Like, like I don't really like K-Bob either, but I'm watching the movie and I'm like, goddamn, this movie's really good.

SPEAKER_05 38:00

It's actually good. It's so good.

SPEAKER_06 38:02

I mean it was, dude, it was number one movie on Netflix for like four months.

SPEAKER_05 38:05

Yeah, and then it got released into theaters because of like popular demand.

SPEAKER_06 38:09

And then I'm pretty sure it shot back up to number one again. Like it's like it's like probably Netflix's most successful movie.

SPEAKER_05 38:16

Yeah, in this whole thing. Those fucking those chicks also won the Grammy, too.

SPEAKER_06 38:20

Yeah, that one chick, the one chick. They won an Academy Award? Yeah, the one chick can rap like crazy good, too. Yeah. Well, I forget, I think her name's like Jay Kim or something. She could rap like really well. Like she's a really she's a really talented musician. So like I don't doubt why that movie did so well, but like I remember seeing it, and like I was also on the same train where I'm like, I don't care about this, I'm not gonna watch it. And then it was at the number one for two months, and I'm like, I gotta watch it. Like I can't not watch it now. It's literally been number one for two months straight. There has to be a reason for it. Yeah. And I watched it and I was like, it's pretty good, dude. And then it's so good that like my son like will be in the car and he'll be like, Golden. And that's one of the songs from the sh from the sh from the movie, and he'll be up. He'll like play that shit. And I'll be like, let's do it, dude. We're going up, up, up, up, up. Dude, that shit bangs, bro.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

Your son loves golden. He dude, he's gay. He's also Asian.

SPEAKER_06 39:10

He's Asian, dude. It's in his roots. It's literally in his DNA.

SPEAKER_05 39:17

It's like integrated into his DNA since like fucking conception that he has to like K-pop.

SPEAKER_06 39:24

Dude, it's like fucking like caveman shit, bro. Like like Asian, cave Asian cavemen loved K-pop. They were fucking making doodles on the walls of we're going up, pop, pop, pop.

SPEAKER_05 39:39

That shit bangs, bro. I don't care what anybody says, that shit bangs. Those K-pop shits are fucking hot too, man. Like, I'm not a big fan of listening to K-pop, but I can watch K-pop. Dude, I'll jerk off to K-pop. I'll listen to K-pop with one. I'll listen to K-pop with one hand. I'm watching Black Pink right now, dude.

SPEAKER_06 39:56

I remember I was in their bedroom one time watching like Blackpink music video, and Eric came in. She's like, What are you watching? I was like, God damn, these Asian bitches are hot. She's like, What's wrong with you? I'm like, I don't know. I'm not jerking off. Chill out, dude. Let a man chill.

SPEAKER_05 40:08

Your Asian girlfriend's like, what's wrong with you for liking Asian women? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:13

Well, that's it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's the thing, that's the thing that you'll learn, John. It doesn't matter if you're dating a black girl and you're like, wow, this black girl's hot. She's like, it's not me, bitch. Like the girls don't care if you think the same braces them as hot. They're like, why do you think somebody else is hot? I'm like, because I'm a human with eyes. That's fair enough. I'm fucking not made of stone, bitch. Like, fucking, I got two feet in a heartbeat, and I'm gonna use it, brother.

SPEAKER_05 40:36

I don't know, man. Every time I was in a relationship, I never had a wandering eye, never really checked out anybody or anything. Damn, I'm bad at it. I'm fucking like, I'm faithful. I'm faithful. I'm not gonna look at nobody.

SPEAKER_06 40:48

I'll be with Erica at the mall and a girl fat ass will walk by and I'll be like, whoop. And she'll be like, stop it. And I'll be like, oh, sorry, dude, my bad. It's my bad. It's my bad. Well, what do you want me to do? Fat ass is in front of me. I'm gonna look. Oh well, you look too. Let's both take a gander.

SPEAKER_05 41:02

The only times I ever checked out another girl, like when I was in a relationship, it's like when my girlfriend would be like, yo, that girl's hot. Like, look at her, like look at this girl. We'd like both like check her out together. Yeah. Which I think is pretty cool.

SPEAKER_06 41:13

Yeah. I'll just stare at girls with my girlfriend. Like, she's not even like looking at them, but I'll just be like staring at her having a conversation with Erica. Yeah, yeah, what's up, baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on one second. Man, we gotta get cameras in here.

SPEAKER_05 41:26

We gotta get cameras in here. Raymond.

SPEAKER_06 41:29

All my physical comedy is going out the window, dude. All my great physical bitch.

SPEAKER_05 41:34

Fucking also, universal dick K, dude. The Odyssey, dude. Chris Fernolan. Hey, fuck it. They debuted footage alongside a Snoop Dogg Diopic. Dial pick biopic. Snoop Dogg Diopick. Snoop Dogg Biopic.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

They put out new footage of the Odyssey with a Snoop Dogg dick pic. Dude, that boy has gotta hang.

SPEAKER_05 42:00

Fuck it. Here's the Odyssey. And starring as the Cyclops is Snoop Dogg's dick.

SPEAKER_02 42:05

Yo, what a fuck? You guys want to smoke some weed? Yo, you guys want Bernard Sliff?

SPEAKER_06 42:10

Yeah, that's a bad Snoop Dogg in person. I'm fucking pretty pumped with the Odyssey though. Yeah, it's again, probably like if like it's otherwise people are excited for Doomer, they're excited for the Odyssey. Like, there's so many people that are burnt out with Marvel and do not care about the fucking Doomsday movie, especially after they lazily cast Robert Downey Jr. Like they're like, yeah, whatever, just fucking figure it out. Motherfucking Jonathan Majors beats up white women, we can't have him around white women. He beats up white women, we can't have him around a bunch of white women.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

And like fucking like Christopher Nolan's previous film, Oppenheimer, like I think it broke, didn't it break over a billion dollars? The box office or lots of movies do. And like fucking.

SPEAKER_06 42:47

Dark Knight, Dark Knight was the first movie to break over a billion.

SPEAKER_05 42:50

Yeah, it also it just goes to show you that you don't need to be like a Marvel film to break a billion dollars. Like I feel like like cinema is like actually back now in a way.

SPEAKER_06 42:59

But I mean the to to counteract that point is like the Dark Knight came out in what 2008? Yeah. Which was the first the year that Tony Star Iron Man came out. That's true. And that year, Dark Knight broke a billion dollars. Well, because Dark Knight's broken hard. But before the MCU was even created. So it's like, yeah, like people are like, oh my god, the MCU is the biggest money-making machine ever. It's like, no, they're shit bombs.

SPEAKER_05 43:20

Yeah, that was also that also came out during a time where like we weren't oversaturated with fucking like superhero movies. Yeah, it was before the craze started. Yeah, it was before the craze. So like seeing a bad movie that was like that good was something special. Yeah, I think it actually meant something back then. Yeah, Heath Ledger carries that movie though, for sure. Fair enough, he does.

SPEAKER_06 43:42

Like, I mean, Chris Christian Bill's great. Um, fucking old man Michael Kane's great. Um, Aaron Eckhart's great, but Heath Ledger carries that movie. There's no doubt about it. Like, it's just he is he's in the first scene, he's crazy good in the first scene. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger. And he pulls the fucking pan out. Of that guy's mouth and it turns into a smoke bomb, and you're like, Okay, that's legendary, dude. I remember watching that in the theater and being like, Oh my, I remember being like, This is the greatest thing I ever went when like he comes in, he's with Gamble, and he's like, I'm gonna show you a magic trick, I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. And he slams his fucking head into it. I was like, Oh my god, dude, this is a different movie.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

Yeah, fucking like I like how they fucking the mixed aspects of like the long Halloween there, obviously, because the long Halloween's like all about Harvey Dent becoming fucking Two-Faced, you know, the Joker and all that shit. There's also like elements of the killing joke in there. And I thought it was a really good bat movie, man.

SPEAKER_06 44:36

I mean, yeah, it's considered the best one of all time. That's a fucking awesome bat movie. I don't think that's a hot take. It's not a hot take.

SPEAKER_05 44:42

Hot take though, is that Sean going in here with a super cool take. Do you want my hot take uh that the Batman is a better one? That the Batman with Robert Pattinson is the better Batman movie.

SPEAKER_06 44:53

Uh I can see your point, but I disagree. Yeah? Yeah. Paul Denner's not that good of a villain compared to the Heath Ledger. It's just it's it stands, it stands by that, where it's like, okay, maybe maybe Robert Pattinson is a better Batman, sure. But when it comes down to the villains, Heath Ledger is the best Batman villain ever put to screen, put to pen of all time. Debatably better than the animated Joker that Mark Hamill voices, which literally put the Joker on the map with fucking voice acting.

SPEAKER_05 45:18

I agree with you on that one.

SPEAKER_06 45:19

Like, I do like the Batman. I like the Batman because it's super grounded, and it's the most realistic Batman movie that's ever been created. Because like the whole premise of the movie is like Riddler's an incel, and he forms an online group of incels to take down the city. And it's like, oh, I can see that happening right now. Yeah. I can see a bunch of people getting online, like, no, we gotta fuck these dudes up because we're being fucking undervalued. And it's like that's real shit. And like the way he does it too is not like crazy superhero shit. It's like, oh, I'm gonna plant some bombs, I'm gonna kill some people, and then we're gonna kill some other people. It's like, okay, no, that's real.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

What I really liked about it too is like it like Gotham, Gotham felt like Gotham for once. Like, Gotham hasn't felt like Gotham since like the term the Tim Burton Batman movies, I feel like. Whereas whereas like Christopher Nolan's, like, Gotham just felt like New York City. It just felt like New York. It didn't, it didn't feel like Gotham. It was too bright. Yeah, but fucking like uh the Batman, like Matt Reeves Batman, Gotham felt like Gotham. It felt like its own character in a sense.

SPEAKER_06 46:16

Also, I think that movie benefits from like being pretty much only having scenes at nighttime. Like I think that movie is primarily a nighttime movie. I think maybe there's one part where he's like in the daytime. Like during a funeral. Yeah, like that's the oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When the bomb comes in and like it crashes through the air. I think that was the only daytime scene. That's the only daytime scene. So I think that really benefits to the overall like environment and like also Batman only fights at night and he's like Batman for the majority of the movie.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

He's barely ever Bruce Wayne, he's like just strictly fucking Batman.

SPEAKER_06 46:47

Yeah, which when again a lot of people would say, well, like that's that's a big thing about the movie, is like he's a good Batman, but where's Bruce Wayne?

SPEAKER_05 46:54

Because that's half the character. Yeah, that is that is very true. But this is like uh it's like that's what I was gonna say. Because like the Dark Knight like borrows from like mainly like two comics, which is like the killing joke and the long Halloween, whereas the Batman uh takes from like four separate uh comics. There's Batman Ego, there's Batman Hush, there's Batman Year One, and also once again the Long Halloween is elements of the Long Halloween in that Matt Reese movie as well, which is why I feel like the Batman is the better one, feels like more comic accurate to what Batman and Gotham is and all this shit.

SPEAKER_06 47:31

I guess, but like I don't know. I don't I don't think I I think I would probably disagree with that because like the Batman is fantastical. It is a it is a comic book about like a guy fighting a fucking a dude that's in a freeze suit that like has to keep his body at a certain temperature. It's like it's it's sci- it's campy, it's science fiction, it's silly. Yeah. And like the the Matt Reeves one is uber grounded. It's too grounded. Like I even said in the next one that like there's not gonna be no crazy like supernatural things, it's all gonna be grounded shit. Where it's like the penguin was grounded as fuck, the fucking Riddler was grounded as fuck. Like they had elements of the character in them, but it was nothing fantastical like there is in like what you would say, like um the like are you talking about the old hush or the new hush? Because there's two different like are you talking about the Scott Snyder one where the Riddler is Hush? Yeah, I'm talking about that one, yeah, yeah. Where like they'll they'll never do anything like that because in that one it's like the Riddler has like he's he's been killed and then revived by the Lazarus Pit. I almost guarantee you we'll never hear a single thing about a Lazarus Pit in this Matt Reeds movie. It's too soon it's too supernatural. It's too fantastical. They might be doing the Court of Owls in the sequel. Uh I think they are doing the Court of Owls. That's I have that in my notes actually. I'll bring that up right now. Fucking bring it up. Bring it up. Yeah, so I think is they have uh they have a working title for the Court of Owls, which is um hold on, let me check.

SPEAKER_05 48:56

I also heard that they might be like uh bringing in Mr. Freeze as well. That's just a rumor. Don't quote me, don't quote me on that at all. But I also heard they're bringing bringing in Mr. Freeze.

SPEAKER_06 49:07

Uh yeah, maybe, but so the Batman Part 2 working title is Semper Vigilantis, which is Latin and it translates to always vigilant, which is basically a reference to the quarter vowels. Yeah. Being like they're always there in Gotham overseeing it. They're the superpower behind the scenes, they're the one percent that controls everything in Gotham. Yeah. So like I'm sure they're gonna do quarter vowels, which is like cool, fine. I'm I'm not I'm not mad at it. I hope it's good. But like also they've added they've added Harvey Dent to that second movie, but Sebastian Stan. They've added fucking um Scarlett Johansson, I think, is in the casting the second one. Yeah. And she's like Harvey Dent's wife or something. I don't know. I'm not too sure who she is. I don't know. There seems like they're doing a lot of shit, but we'll see how it is. The first one was really good. It's crazy how we've waited, like we're the next one's not gonna be up for like two years, probably. Yeah, we we've waited a long time for the sequel. Mario hasn't been doing anything. No, but I think we I just seen a thing that like Robert Patton was doing in an interview with like uh Zendaya about their movie The Drama. Yeah, and then the interview, he's like, Yeah, in like next week I go to start shooting for the Batman Part 2. So they're probably they're shooting, they're shooting it right now. Yeah, but like again, shooting it post-production, all that shit. That's probably still two years out, which is like crazy. The first one came out in like what 2021? 22?

SPEAKER_05 50:25

Fucking Christ. I'm gonna Google that. It came out like four years ago, dude. I'm gonna Google that real quick. It came out I can't I watched that in theaters with Colton like ages ago, man. Fucking this shot is so here. I think you're right. Might be 20. I think it's earlier than that. I think it's like 20 fucking 19, dude. No, no, no, never mind. It's 2022. Yeah, 2022.

SPEAKER_06 50:46

Like four years ago, but that's a long time, man.

SPEAKER_05 50:49

That is a long time.

SPEAKER_06 50:50

A long time. A long, long time.

SPEAKER_05 50:52

That is a very long time. There's another fucking thing I want to talk about. Like I know you probably never saw the original, but they did announce an escape from New York reboot at CinemaCon as well.

SPEAKER_06 51:07

That's uh Kurt Russell.

SPEAKER_05 51:08

That's Kurt Russell fucking uh John Carpenter film from the 80s. That's really good. That's a really good one.

SPEAKER_06 51:14

What's the premise?

SPEAKER_05 51:15

The premise is basically New York City has been turned into a giant prison. So the entire the entire United States uh prisoners, like their population of prisoners, are all in New York City. So it's a giant prison population. And the president's like flying over, the plane crashes in fucking New York. So then they fucking get this like secret operative guy, Snake Pliskan, played by Kurt Russell, to go in there and save the president.

SPEAKER_06 51:42

His name is Snake Pliskin. Snake Pliskin. That's a fucking such an 80s name. It's fucking awesome. So 80s.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

He's a man that doesn't play by the rules. So they fucking put a they put a chip inside of his neck that if he doesn't do the mission during this amount of time, they'll blow his fucking head up. Yeah, they suicide squad him. Yeah, basically. Yeah, it's basically they try to suicide squad him. That's the premise of the movie. You have a set amount of time to go see the president, and if you don't do it, we're gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_06 52:12

Yeah. Yeah, never seen it. I heard it's good. It's just like uh one that's Kurt Russell, I think. Escape from LA. The sequel. That's the sequel, right? Yeah. No, there's another one. Isn't it like China Shop or something?

SPEAKER_05 52:23

Oh, fucking uh big trouble in Little China.

SPEAKER_06 52:26

Yeah, that one. Yeah. Isn't that one like pretty good too?

SPEAKER_05 52:30

John Carpenter. Oh, is it really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I never seen it. Heard is great. It's fucking awesome, dude. Heard it's great. I haven't seen it, don't care.

SPEAKER_06 52:38

It's so it's so funny. Nah, I was kidding. I mean, we can watch it. That's the thing. Like, I don't know. We can fucking jerk each other off and fucking hang out. Big, big trouble, little chuck. As long as this time you like your Asians. Literally love Asian, dude. Oh my god. Beating off this Filipino chick earlier, not my girlfriend. Um, no, but uh as long as you don't do the last same thing I was you do last time I was here when we start watching the movie, and like halfway through you're like, alright, bro, I'm gonna go to bed now. It's like, what the fuck, dude? We're watching this movie, you cockhead. Well, dude, it was like fucking almost seven o'clock in the morning. 4 30. Oh, I don't know. We've been up until 7 a.m. before when I went home, it was still dark.

SPEAKER_05 53:17

Okay. It was still dark. Bed. We were pretty drunk, man. We were we were pretty drunk and I wasn't drunk, I was fucking sober, dude. Really?

SPEAKER_06 53:27

At that point, dude.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

I don't even I I my body is a steel trap, bro.

SPEAKER_06 53:32

No, I'm just kidding. I was hammered. Drank more whiskey.

SPEAKER_02 53:34

We were drunk. We were coked out.

SPEAKER_05 53:37

Whoa, dude, I don't do drugs. Just kidding. We weren't coked out. We were uh I was I was dinged out.

SPEAKER_06 53:43

Yeah, we were dinged to fuck out. I was doing coke lines off Sean's cock, dude. It shit was crazy, bro. That's why I didn't I didn't release that at the time. They were like literally the smallest lines ever, but like it was whatever I could fit on his tiny cock. They were like really small lines, but it's because his cock was so small.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

Also, guys, uh I wanted to bring this up. Um, so we're gonna probably probably be changing the name of our show. I don't know what it's gonna be. If you have any ideas, throw them in the comments, and we might hear you out or just plainly ignore you, but we are going to change the name at some point.

SPEAKER_06 54:18

Yeah, Come Town 2.0. Come down, Comecast. Well, Come Town is an old podcast that's already been created, so that's why I said 2.0. One of the best comedy podcasts of all time. Do your research. I will have to listen to it.

SPEAKER_05 54:31

I know I knew you brought it up last episode. You know what's funny?

SPEAKER_06 54:34

You know, funny, every time I come here, you're like, okay, I'm gonna give you some like knowledge like knowledge on like uh like movies and stuff. I think after this, when we go downstairs, maybe instead of putting a movie on, I'm gonna drop some like podcast knowledge on you and throw like a pod on.

SPEAKER_05 54:48

Bro, fuck yeah, do it up.

SPEAKER_06 54:49

I'm down for that. I got some good ones in the bank.

SPEAKER_05 54:51

Dude, do it up, do it up. Because I I'm I watched like this, I listened to the same podcast a lot. I listened to like a lot of bad friends, and like I kind of stopped listening to Joe Rogan. If there's like somebody interesting on there, I'll listen to it. Little Rogan Tuck, dude, little stand. I do love my Theo Vaughn as well, and I love my Bill Burr. Fucking Bill Burr is fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 55:12

Ever since he fucking took the Riyadh Comedy Fest deal and then acted like a little bitch about it, he's a faggot. Who, Bill Burr? Yeah, you don't you don't remember that? I guess you're not so tapped into comedy as I am. So there was something that happened maybe six months ago, let's say maybe five. But so there was a Riyadh Riyadh Comedy Festival. You know where Riyadh is? Uh Riyadh is in Saudi Arabia. Oh shit. Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, which is basically which is the people who did 9-11. Yeah. The people who flew the planes into the towers are like pretty sure it was uh the US government, but go on. Yeah, but it was Saudi Arabian people who hijacked it.

SPEAKER_05 55:47

I mean the I'm pretty sure it was just the US government. You think it was white dudes that hijacked it? There was no hijacking. The plane never existed.

SPEAKER_06 55:56

That's a deep conspiracy I've never even heard of. What's this conspiracy mean? The plane didn't exist? God was all CGI. Okay, now he's troubling. This is rage bait. He's gonna try to rage, he's trying to rage bait me right now. Not gonna fall into it. You know why? Because I just learned that my mother is the queen of rage bait. My mother rage baits all the time. Yesterday we were sitting there so off topic. It was we were sitting there, we were sitting there, and mom was like, Yeah, 9-11 never happened. I was like, No, I'm just gonna shouldn't say that. No, she was like, she's like, Yeah, I'm an alcoholic, I drink all the time. And I'm like, You lying bitch. Like, when do you drink? You also want to drink, and she's like, I drink all the time. I'm like, I'm like, oh, I look at Erica, I was like, Oh, she's rage baiting right now. I was like, she's she's trying to get a reaction out of me, and I don't know why. I'm her son, but yeah, you're king of rage bait.

SPEAKER_05 56:44

You should fucking the World Trade Center never existed. You only ever see them in movies, you ever see them in a picture? It's a set piece, bro.

SPEAKER_03 56:51

My grandpa died in the World Trade Center.

SPEAKER_05 56:54

My grandpa was dead. I'm I'm literally rage baiting you.

SPEAKER_06 56:57

I'm fucking with you. Anyway, it was like uh so this uh I mean the Saudi Arabian hijackers or the motherfuckers who took over the plane, whatever crashed that shit. Um, but they they had this comedy festival. CIA agent. CIA agent.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

Shut the fuck up, John. Shut the fuck up. How about that? How about you shut the fuck up? I would you shut the fuck up, John.

SPEAKER_06 57:17

Anyway, they they like they hired a bunch of comedians, they were trying to pay people like millions of dollars to over there and do stand-up, and like everybody was doing it. A bunch of people are like, what the fuck, dude? These are the people who did like 9-11, and you guys are going over there over there to do comedy for them. And like everybody went over there, like everybody went. There was only a couple people who said no, Shane Gillis being one of them.

SPEAKER_05 57:37

Dave Chappelle went there, I know that. He did talk about it on his own.

SPEAKER_06 57:41

Literally, everybody Tom's girl went there, Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee went there, everybody went there, and they all got paid big bucks. But Shane Gillis was like, No, I'm not going, I'm a patriot. Bitch, you guys blew up the twin towers, and another comedian you probably don't know, but you should probably everybody so this is every comedian's favorite comedian. His name is David. He's a New York comedian, and he's like I've been. Yeah, you probably seen him on Kill Tony. You watch Kill Tony? I watch it every once in a while. You probably seen him on Kill Tony, he's like legendary dude, like probably one of the funniest dudes of all time. But like he also is one of the people that said no, and then after that, like, because Bill Burr was getting flack about going, and he was going on his podcast, being like, Yeah, whatever, I went, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you, Bill Burr. You're a fucking sellout hack bitch. Especially after people brought up old, old things of him on his podcast being like, I would never go over there and do comedy no matter how much they paid me. I wouldn't do that. And then like 2024, 2025 came around and best lots of money. He's like, Let's go. Apparently, they were like, they called Shane Gillis and they were like, yo, we're willing to pay you $500,000, come over. And uh he's like, No, I'm not coming. And then like his agent called him back with a higher offer. Yeah. And he's like, No, I'm not going. And they called him back with a higher offer, and he's like, he told his agent. No, he told his agent, he's like, stop calling me because eventually you're gonna say a number that I can't refuse, and I don't want to do it. Yeah, so he just didn't go. Literal patriot, dude.

SPEAKER_05 59:00

But yeah, fuck Bill Burr. Shane Gillis is a fucking patriot, man. Fucking like man, we'll get back, we'll get into that later.

SPEAKER_06 59:06

No, I'm pretty much done. Just fuck Bill Burr. You said you love Bill Burr. I like Bill Burr too, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 59:10

I like Bill Burr's comedy, but like as a person, I don't know, fucking. Nah, he's he's a great comedian. He's a great, he's like one of the greatest of all time. But like uh back to Shane Gillis being a fucking patriot. Like, have you ever noticed that like he makes fun of like both the left and the right pretty much equally? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's because he like he's a gung-ho American. He doesn't give a fuck. As long as the president's good, he'll fuck with you. No, dude, he's he's a good one. He makes fun of Biden pretty profusely, he makes fun of fucking Trump profusely. Like, I don't know. I I love Shane Gillis. He he loves his country, and you can tell it's pretty evident by refusing to go to Saudi Arabia. That's also pretty admirable. That's all I wanted to add to the to the little bit there.

SPEAKER_06 59:50

Yeah, Shane Ellis is the best, dude. I mean, like, I don't know if you've ever seen it. Like, like I was talking about Kill Tony earlier. Um, he like he's been on the podcast, Kill Tony podcast a couple times as Trump. Yeah. He does like an impression of Trump the whole time. Yeah. Like it's it's great. This is fucking awesome. He went on, he went on one time. This is probably one of the most legendary episodes to watch where he was Donald Trump, and then I don't know if you know the comedian Adam Ray. He was Dr. Phil. Yeah, Dr. Joe Biden's Joe Biden. Adam Ray was Joe Biden. Yeah. Dr. Phil is the other character that he plays. Yeah, yeah. The comedian's Adam Ray.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:21

I was thinking about his like last Dr. Phil episode that he did, which is hilarious. I watched that the other day.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:27

Yeah, he's really he's coming to Winnipeg this summer.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:30

He's doing the outdoor colony fist.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:31

Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:32

Yeah, me and Erica could buy tickets for sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:34

I would I definitely wanted to go this year because you guys won those tickets to my fucking for my sister's social last year.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:40

Yeah, I mean you guys just gave them to us, but whatever. There was no there was no winning. We literally just you gave them to us. My mom just gave them to my mom. Because like no nobody called it, nobody got to claim the prize. And Erica was like, let's look through the bags, and I was drunk as fuck. And she's like, whatever, we got the tickets. I'm like, dude, let's go. That shit was so sick. But yeah, there's so this summer it's like Dr. Phil Live, Big J. Okerson, and Don L. Rollins, which are like three really good comedians. Don L. Rollins was on the Schkell show. Yeah. He's a good friend of Dave Spell. Yeah. And then Big J. Okerson is part of the Legion of the Ganks. So I don't know if you know what that is. Anyway, shout out to the show.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:20

I know who Donell Rollins is. Fucking yeah, he's on Chappelle's show. Fucking him and Dave Chappelle were on uh Joe Ruiz podcast together there that one time. Like, I know I know Don Don L. Rollins. Fucking yeah, it's actually kind of crazy back to the whole like uh my mom gave them TIs those tickets, but she feels so bad still because like I guess like she gave Erica attitude. Like she's like my mom said she yelled at her or some shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:46

Oh, she just said I think Erica said she was just like, just take the tickets. And then Eric Erica was like, sure, don't try to tell me toys.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:52

Didn't she say to you? I thought you said Sean's mom was nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:57

I don't know, maybe she did say that, but also I think she was just so like being like, Oh, we won these tickets. Like, she's like, What do I get me mad about? Like, we won those tickets were legitimately like 400, 500.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:08

Well, my mom was a lot of money. My mom was stressed out that day for some reason. She was like the most stressed out fucking person there at the social.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:15

Oh shit, because everyone's getting hammered, and she's the only one being sober, probably.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:18

Probably.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:19

Everybody colon was fucking hammed, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:21

He was fucking he walked in drunk as fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:24

Everybody was pretty hammered, but I was pretty fucked up. I was fucked up. Eric was D D in, so who cares? It was a good time. Yeah, um, yeah, and what else you got on Docket here, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

Alright. Fucking what else do I got on Docket? Oh, yeah, I wanted to talk about today, they released fucking the the trailer for Evil Dead Burn. Did you watch it? Evil Dead what? Evil Dead, Evil Dead Burn. Oh, I've never even heard of this. Fuck no, they fucking they released the trailer today. You didn't didn't watch it? No, it's Evil Dead. What? Fuck you! You don't know what Evil Dead is? Evil Dead. Don't fuck with me, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:05

Sam Raimi, right? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Oh my god. Is that the one with Ash in it? Well, Ash isn't in the new movies. But he's in one of them, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:12

Yeah, he's in the first three. He's in Jesus Christ. Evil Dead, Evil Dead, two or three. You never watched any of the Evil Deads at all?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:22

No, I've seen uh Cabin in the Woods.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:35

There is a cabin in the woods in Evil Dead, but Cabin in the Woods is not fucking connected to Evil Dead, dude.

unknown 1:03:43

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:45

Oh fucking Christ. Good movie though. That's funny. That was funny. Oh no, there's never. You see one cabin in the woods, you see them all.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:58

That was the same shit, bro. I seen Chris Hems with ride a motorcycle into a force field. Fucking how good was Cabinet in the Woods, though. That bomb cup that they made. It was apparently like $5,000 of a prop to make. And it worked.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:12

Yeah, and you can buy them online now. Do make them legit fucking crazy. Yeah, I see ads to them on social media all the time.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:19

Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, it's so cool. I don't know. I've never seen Evil Dead movies, but what's the like the what's the premise?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:27

Okay, so they go to a cabin in the woods. Okay. I think I'm there. In the basement, there's this book called the Necronomicon.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:41

Okay, I've seen this movie, I think.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:43

And then they fucking read from the fucking book and they all get possessed. They're Cabin of the Woods. And then they they kill each other.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:50

Damn, does this movie just rip off Cabin of the Woods?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:57

So and and Evil Dead 2 uh takes place in a cabin. In the woods. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:04

This guy really likes this Cabin in the Woods scenario.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:07

Once again, um they read from the Necronomicon.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:11

Damn, Sam Remy's gotta really act work on his writing.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:14

And everybody gets possessed, and Ash kills everybody once again. That's that's that's uh okay. Is that every every movie? Army of the Dead, actually. Uh he he goes back in time. Oh wow. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:32

That sounds fucking time. That sounds original.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:36

He goes back in time because uh this town uh they read from the Necronomicon. Okay, yep. Sounds uh on par. And uh everybody gets possessed and uh Ash kills everybody. Okay, and uh he fights his way back into the present present time somehow. And these movies are good why?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:02

I mean, that was pretty basic shit, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:06

I was just giving you the gist. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. They're fun. They're fun. I I I forgot horror comedy? Yeah, they're horror comedy. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:15

I can get behind that.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:17

The first one is straight horror, but then Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness are fucking horror comedies, like through and through horror comics.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:26

No, I've never seen any of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:27

They're pretty fun. Heard of them. Never seen them. The Evil Dead remake was fucking awesome as well. Like the guy that made the Evil Dead remake went on to do like Don't Breathe and Don't Breathe was awesome as well. And then he also did Alien Romulus and Alien Alien Romulus was dope. He said anally romulus. He was anally romulating him. Alien Romulus. And then the then this other guy did analy Romulus.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:00

He was emulating analyzing him. I'm doing this guy loves anal. Um don't breathe this grate until you get to the part where they get in the basement and you're like, oh, you're raping this girl to great her body.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:13

He wasn't raping her, though. I rewatched it. He wasn't raping her. He just had fucking a bunch of her tied up with he had a bunch of cum like fucking like frozen. And he was like fucking like artificially inseminating her to try and get a new daughter out. Oh, that sounds way better.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:31

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:32

Well you'd have clean it up, Sean. There was no full penetration. I mean, he's blind.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:37

How's he gonna get it in? Where am I going? Hold a bitch down like that. Fucking especially when you're blind. I don't know. That guy was jacked. Steven Lang, he kind of fucked shit up in that movie. Man, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:50

Don't breathe is awesome, man. Yeah, I didn't watch the second one. The second one fucking sucks. He made him like fucking like a superhuman being. That's usually what they do. That's every horror movie. They made him like Daredevil almost. That's every horror movie, though, right? Like Jason's a supernatural baby. But it's not a horror film. Don't breathe too is an action film. He's fucking He's a hero. He's a hero in Don't Breathe Too. He's like saving a little girl. Yeah, I remember that. He's like saving saving her from like a bunch of like pedophiles or some bullshit. But he's saving a girl from pedophiles. Saving a girl from pedophiles.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:23

Seems a little bit fucking backwards for that guy. Isn't he uh He's not a pedophile. Alright, man, whatever. Just fucking stand up for this guy all you want, you weirdo. You just had a bitch onto the basement. Fucking defend this guy all you want, you fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:38

I'm just fucking I'm just giving you the details because you're getting it all wrong. I'm not fucking I'm not defending it. I'm just like, you know, just get the plot right, dude. Fucking pedophile defender. Fucking I'm defending the plot of a movie that you're misremembering. There's a difference, Raymond. There's a difference, Raymond.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:00

I remember that gotta be a pedophile. It's all good. All good, Stephen Land.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:04

He had a bitch flocked in his base, and the guy probably was a pedophile. Speaking of bitch is. He definitely wasn't a good guy. He definitely wasn't a good guy. He was pretty twisted. Great movie, though. That's all I got in the docket for me for today. What do you got? What do you got?

SPEAKER_06 1:09:31

Alright. So we've already done the Top Gun Maverick sequel. Who cares? Who cares? This is all the Paramount shit. I wrote down all the Paramount shit. I got like I gotta get the other shit up, but so Paramount, um, new Transformers movie is in the works. They're not sure if it's gonna be like a continuation. They're not sure if it's gonna be good or not. I mean, it's probably not gonna be good. Apparently that Transformers 1, that animated movie, was fucking good. Never watched it. Um speaking of those um Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse movies and shit like that. So when those movies came out, I think it was like in between the second one or the first one, the second one, or like right after the second one, they released um Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Bam, which was I don't know if you do not watch it? Oh, I want to. You should watch it because it's basically it's I don't know if it's the same animators, but it's the same animation style exactly. Word comic book to page, really fucking gritty, really cool, really fun. The teenage mutant ninja turtles are legitimately teenagers in this one, they're kids.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:34

Yeah, man. Fuck yeah, I think I from all the trailers and shit that I saw, like that's yeah, they're teenagers through and through.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:40

Yeah, like it's what I want from a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Exactly. Like all the live action ones are all adults, they look like ogres, whatever. Yeah, but they're making a sequel to that movie, and then they're also doing like they're going all in on this franchise because they really believe in the teenage mutinicals. Also, teenage mutinja turtles is one of the highest growth franchises of all time, I'm pretty sure. They're like huge. Yeah. Um, so they're doing the another movie, and I think they're doing like a series if they haven't already done it, which could be pretty cool. Um, this is this this big one's the next one, which I think is pretty cool. Um, a new G.I. Joe movie scripted by Danny McBride.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:16

Whoa, okay, by Danny by Danny McBride. Scripted by Danny McBride.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:21

I don't know. It was on the Paramount uh reveal though. So I I have this I follow this guy on YouTube and he literally just breaks he broke down all the reveals from Cinemacon, so I watched the Paramount one. I watched all of them, but I only wrote down stuff for the Paramount one.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:32

I could bring up the other stuff in a minute, but okay, but the key that that Danny that Danny McBride news just got me there. Danny McBride is fucking awesome. He's a great writer. I literally just fucking binged, I binged uh like uh Eastbound and Down, um uh Vice Principles and Righteous Gemstones back to back to back. And that's just like some of like the best fucking writing in a comedy series I've ever like witnessed in my entire fucking life.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:01

And then what's like the first movie they made, like Kick Punch Way or something? Yeah, yeah, the fucking Fistfoot Way. The Fistfoot Way is how it was. Yeah, that's like the first movie he ever did up in. That's like a really, really good fun movie. It's really good.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:12

It's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:13

So I mean that could be really, really cool. I mean, the last two G.I. Joe movies that came out were kind of butt, kind of cheap.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:18

I'm pretty sure uh David Gordon Green also directed Fistfoot Way, and damn it, Bride uh wrote it with his friend Ben Bass, the guy that he does like all the TV shows and stuff with. I'm pretty sure. Or was it Jordy Hill? Actually, it might have been Jordy Hill. Oh, you know what's crazy?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:32

Yeah, okay. So I seen this uh coming up on my feed the other day. You know in Super Bad when um Jonah Hill is like showing all the blood on his hands.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:42

Yeah, it's Joe, it's fucking Jordy Hill, Jordy Hill and Ben Bass to the guys on the couch in the in the background.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:48

I just seen that and I was like, how did I never notice that? I saw it. I saw it yesterday. Yeah, I saw it the other day, and I was like, I gotta bring this up because I was like, how I gotta re-watch this movie in because legitimately I've seen the scene again, and he's so clear in view in the background, dude. Bride hanging out with the biggest. Dude, that's so sick. So honestly, so awesome. Um, what else we got?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:13

Fucking, you know what Steven Wildman? Did you know of like uh fucking characters Seth and Evan are actually like like you know, Seth fucking uh Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg? Like those characters are based on Seth and Evan. Yeah, yeah, they started writing the movie in high school. Yeah, in high school.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:27

Yeah, so it's like based on their own like experiences. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:32

During that time, they were also reading Preacher, and they also had a dream, like the passion to like uh to do a preacher TV series or a movie, that was their other uh passion project, and then it ended up becoming a very weak AMC show.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:48

I don't know. I like I like some of that show, I like a good portion of that show to be honest. But like I I think I think when that show first came out, I was like, oh, the first season. The first season was fucking bad. First season bangs, second season was evolved, and then the third season's like, holy fuck. But yeah, seeing those, seeing those credits and being like, oh, Evan Bullberg and Seth Rogan, you're like, oh yeah, and then you look it up and they're like, yeah, this is like what we've wanted to make since we were children. Yeah, it's a lot of things. And you're like, ah, that's so cool. So cool. Yeah. Um second we talked about we talked about this on the last episode. We're doing a new Star Trek movie, probably a new cast. Tarantino. Yeah, definitely not, definitely not. We don't want we want less feet. We want less feet, we want more Klingons. Klingon feet, bro. Yeah, Klingon feet would be sick, probably something to beat to. So that's someone that's something to look forward to for sure. I don't really have much news on that. Um, they're doing another World War Z movie. Hmm. Which could be interesting because the first one was kind of in a moment with the first thing. If they stay true to like the the book, yeah, then it could then it's probably gonna be infinitely better.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:47

But the first one didn't do that, so yeah. Like the the book um touches on like it's basically like three separate stories in one story, but they all like interconnect. It's like fucking like one part of the world, another part of the world, and another part of the world, all dealing with the falls three different characters, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:15:05

Yeah, yeah. So maybe that maybe that one will be better. I don't know if it's a direct sequel. I don't imagine it will be will probably be a remake because first one came out probably ten years ago, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:15:13

At least I think it it should be like an adaptation, and then do a trilogy, have like fucking like World War Z one, two, and three, and fucking like have like one perspective, yeah. Like have like one movie focus on one part of the book, and then another movie focusing on the other part, and then another one focusing on the other part.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:32

You know, it could be fun, but also like I hate well, like that's a big thing where I'm like, I don't know, like I find it's otherwise gonna have like a good writer and director, or it's probably gonna be booty cheeks if they do that, because like the book's not that big. It's not that big, no. And like taking that much plot and story and condensing it into three three two-hour movies is like it's a lot.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:52

Make it an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:54

I guess an hour and a half is like you know, the average runtime for a but like but like for like a comedy now. Like the average runtime for any movie. I think the average runtime for a movie now is like two hours, to be honest for a movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:05

For a zombie film, an hour and a half seems fucking amazing. I can't disagree with that, to be honest. I actually I like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:10

This is a big one that I surprised you didn't bring up. Maybe you didn't hear about it. So well, Quiet Place 3 is happening. Yeah, I I I figured that was gonna happen. Apparently, it's apparently John Krasinski said it's way bigger than the first two. I kind of figured that was gonna happen. Where the first two is kind of like almost like condensed, where it was like secluded to areas where it was like, okay, we're going the second one was like point A to point B. The first one is literally just protect our property, whatever. This one's probably gonna be a lot bigger. I didn't watch day one. Day one was really good. Didn't watch day one. Day one was really good. Who was in that one again? The chick from us? Lapita and yongo. Yeah, Lapita and Yango, and there was a the the one. Yeah, fucking it was his face. Josephin.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:45

Joseph Quinn, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:47

Didn't watch it. Was it was it good?

SPEAKER_05 1:16:49

It was surprisingly really good. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:53

This is the big one that I'm surprised you didn't actually see, which is um they're doing a Call of Duty movie. I heard of the movie. 2028. And you know who's co-writing it? Alex Garland. Taylor Sheridan. Oh! Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:06

Taylor Sheridan's fucking co-writing that shit. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:10

It might be good then. Uh like I don't know what to expect of it, but like Taylor Sheridan kind of fucking. He fucking slaps. He's a really good writer. He's really good. He's a really good writer. So like I can't be like, oh no, it's gonna be bad, but like, I don't know, Call of Duty movie, it's like, I guess just a war movie. Yeah. I guess just a war movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:27

Like, yeah, it's not gonna be like if if they're doing Call of Duty modern warfare, it's more than just some war movie. You got like political intrigue, you got fucking special operations, all this shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:39

Fucking like it could be good.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:42

Never played a Call of Duty game in my life, so I never played any of what you're talking about, but I mean it could be good.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:47

I mean Bro, what kind of childhood did you have?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:51

I didn't have friends, you didn't watch old school 80s films, you didn't play the campaigns or Call of Duty's. What the fuck kind of childhood did you have?

SPEAKER_06 1:18:00

I didn't have friends or a dad, you dickhead. Motherfucker, man. I was raised by the single mom like to drink beer, you fuckface. You didn't buy Call of Duty? No, also that's the thing. I I grew up in an area where like I didn't have high-speed internet, and like Call of Duty to me was an online multiplayer game that you played with your friends. Oh, yeah. So why would I buy an online multiplayer game where I don't have internet?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:22

Well, fucking, I didn't play uh Call of Duty online until fucking legit fucking Modern Warfare 2, but I owned all the other Call of Duty's and I played the campaigns because the campaigns are good stories, they're good stories.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:34

Yeah, never was a big uh first person shooter guy until like maybe recently, but like, yeah, meh. I don't feel like I'm missing much to be honest.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:43

Yeah, because first person shooters nowadays are not that good. Like uh it's all about like third person now. And like even like when they give you the option to like do like first person and like you know, like say GTA, it's like fuck that. I'm gonna do third person, fuck you.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:57

Yeah, yeah. I don't know, I don't know. I'd never uh I don't mind a first person game right now. Like I love Borderlands, yeah. I love a good looter shooter. I love I love I don't mind first person, I fuck with it, but like growing up, I was never like, oh I gotta play the new Call of Duty game. Anyway, this big one that that I'm surprised you didn't see. So Billie Eilish and James Cameron doing a concert movie. I love Billy Eilish too, man. That's a weird, I thought you were gonna go the opposite direction of that movie. I love James Cameron. I love James Cameron too, but I love Billy Eilish. You love that big titty fucking shy bitch. She's talented, man. Okay, sure, man. Whatever. I'm looking at her becoming. She's got big titties, but I love her. Yeah, she's alright.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:36

Not because of her big titties.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:37

What do you love her for then?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:38

Her fucking angelic voice. And her angelic titties.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:44

First part was kind of gay.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:45

Second part, I'll get behind. Wait, I'm gonna take a piss, though. Alright. Hold up, hold up.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:49

Oh, Sean's gonna take a piss. I'm gonna talk about um Let's see what we got. Um fucking I don't know, I don't know much here. Man, have you guys ever seen like have you guys ever I don't know if there's m many readers out in this, uh out in the world here, but Joe Nesbo has a series where he is uh he has a character in this in the series, or well, a novel series, obviously. And his his main character's name in this book series is called Harry Hole. And I don't know, man, I just seen that the other day, and I'm like, bruh, that might be the funniest main character name of all time. This motherfucker's name is Harry Hole. And he this guy's got like 20 books with this guy who's the main character, Harry Hole. I think they made a movie with Michael Fastbender called The Snowman, where like it's he Michael Fassbender is Harry Hole. Michael Fassbender is Harry Hole, dude. What the fuck? What is happening? Anyway, I don't know. That just made me think about like other fucking silly names from Garrett from books and shit like fucking Cho Chang. Fucking Cho Chang, dude. Cho Chang! What's up, I'm back? Anyway, um, I got a couple more here. So they're doing the final Jackass movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:17

Oh shit, the final one? I thought they said the final one was Jackass 2. No, this didn't do anything after that. And Jackass 3 was supposed to be the final one, and then now they're doing another one.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:26

Well, they did Jackass Horror as well, right? Wasn't that the last one? Oh, yeah, Jackass 4. There's so many of them. Jackass Forever, whatever we're called, but anyway, this last one's called Jackass Best and Last, and Steve-O gets fingered by a robot in it. So my god. That could be fun to see. I mean, I don't mind watching Steve O get fingered by a robot.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:42

That's where the future is heading.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:44

Um, have you seen the new Street Fighter trailer? I have. It looks pretty good. It's crazy how like at first I seen the cast and I was like, man, this movie's gonna suck dick. Oh my god, what are these characters, what are these actors they have in this movie? I've seen the trailer. The trailer came out and I was like, wow. I'm kind of getting behind this. This flaps. This looks like they're leaning into everything that the game is about, and it's probably gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:08

Hot take. I liked the Street Fighter trailer more than I liked the Mortal Kombat trailer.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:14

I can see that. I can see that. I have a feeling that those movies are gonna both do pretty well.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:19

Because like Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat are two of the biggest fighting games of all time.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:24

Yeah, that doesn't mean shit though when it comes to a video game movie. We all know that. Mortal Kombat came on in the 80s, it was S. Nobody liked it. 90s. Whatever, cares. Yeah, but still I did.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:33

But fucking the new Mortal Kombat that that movie pulled in some numbers, though.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:38

Yeah, I know that people didn't love it. I mean, it wasn't critically panned by an audience, I don't think. I think people were still like, oh, this movie's kind of shit. Yeah, it was pretty bad. I mean, I didn't I didn't love it, but it wasn't that bad. I mean, the first 15 minutes were really, really good.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:50

I think they they struck uh they struck gold by getting Carl Urban to play um Johnny Cage. I think like that was a smart move. And then like the trailer looks very like Johnny Cage centric. Yeah. Which I'm all on board with.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:05

Well, you need a you need I think you need that for those movies, right? Like you need a good actor to lead it, or you need somebody strong in those roles, otherwise the movie's probably gonna be pretty lackless. Um, the last one that I have here for the Paramount Watch, which I'm surprised you didn't see because you're such a big fan, is the new Ty West movie that's coming out.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:22

Ooh, fucking the X.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:25

Uh no, so it's funny. It's Ebenezer, it's a Christmas Carol starring Johnny Depp. Oh shit. Yeah, which could be very interesting. I don't know if it's gonna have like horror elements in it, but like we've already seen so many like Scrooge movies, Scrooge shit, Scrooge this, Scrooge that. But like, I don't know if I want to see it again, but like I mean, Ty West is a great director. Like it's like interesting that he's doing that that take on that that uh story.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:51

Yeah. I love Ty West because like fucking those X movies are fucking dope.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:56

Except the last one. Last one's so bad. The last one was so bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:02

I love and hate it at the same time. I think Pearl's the strongest one fucking narratively, like story-wise. But then fucking X. But then like X is like the best one, like all around, like more entertaining wise.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:17

Yeah. Oh this one that I'm surprised you didn't bring up. Well, maybe like you don't love this game as much as other people do. This is like pretty sure everybody like most people's favorite from Soft Game, they're making a Bloodborne movie. Oh, keep also doing Elden Ring, too. Yeah, but the Bloodborne movie is um so the blood the Elden Ring movie is anime is Alex Garland, that's great, but the Bloodborne movie is being um executive produced by a YouTuber named Jack Septiguy. Yeah, he's like one of the biggest Bloodborne fans of all time. Yeah, so I have a hard time thinking that movie's gonna be bad in any sense of the word. So that's pretty fun. That's something to look forward to.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:52

I feel I feel the same way. Like uh the guy, I I don't really like um I never really watched any of his content, but I heard because I was talking to Lucas and Dorcas about uh Lucas Lucas and Dorcas Lucas and Darcy.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:05

Darcy, that's how he feels about you, dude. Just called you Dorcas. I'm sorry, Darcy.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:08

I know you I know you listened to this podcast. I'm sorry. Called you Dorcas, bro. So I was talking to Lucas and Darcy last night. We're playing literally like Elder Ring last night. We're talking about Bloodborne and uh talking about the movie that's coming out, and they told me that, yeah, it's being produced by this YouTuber guy who's overseeing the entire operation, essentially, you could say. And I I feel pretty good about it, and it's animated as well, which yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:37

Yeah, Jackseptica's like a big YouTuber, he's probably got like 50 million subscribers, like he's a huge ass YouTuber. PewDiePie put that boy on, but um I mean this one I'm surprised you didn't bring up. So the Elderman movie has been announced with full cast as well.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:51

I saw the whole cast. Kaylee Speaney's in there. I brought her up earlier.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:55

You're like, who the fuck is Kayle Speaney? Jack material.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:58

Yeah, fucking she's in there. Fucking uh you got fucking uh Hofferman in there as well. Yeah, I don't know who the fuck he's playing. He could be Radon. I don't know. If he plays Radon, that'd be that probably slaps so hard. Yeah, and then that old ass. He might be Radon, that'd be dope.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:12

Yeah, and then that old ass guy, what's his name? Nick Offerman? No, Nick Offerman's not that old. Chill up, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:20

He's pretty old.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:22

He's a gay dude from The Last of Us. He's not that old. He is also fucking Ron from Parks Wreck! Yeah, he's so young, bro. Cayley Spaney. Jonathan Price is the one I'm thinking about. Oh, word, yeah. Who the fuck is he gonna be? I don't know. I've never played the game, so. Fucking the game's bitching. It's a good game. I've heard people say it's probably the worst game of all time. No, I'm just gonna rage bait motherfuckers. I know, okay, fuck it. Alright, word, word.