The Bridge Between Mongols and Mongoloidism, a PSA. (Part 1)

New episode of the Just Clownin’ Podcast is live.

We called this one “The Bridge Between Mongols and Mongoloidism” (yeah… it gets weird), as Sean and Ray somehow end up discovering the origins of the medical term for Down syndrome mid-conversation—plus Sean may or may not start questioning his own search history of self-diagnosis skills.

We also get into pop culture talk, the Invincible Season 4 finale, and a round of absolutely terrible jokes—including one so out of pocket it probably should’ve stayed in draft mode.

It’s more laughs, more beer, more chaos, and once again, nothing is really off limits.

Just two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes.

Also, sorry for swearing so much… but it’s the Just Clownin’ Podcast. It's to be expected! 

Part 1 of 2, Part 2 out tomorrow! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:08

Alright, y'all, once again, I am Sean, and I'm here with Ray. Yeah, just clowning podcast. Welcome, welcome. Just goofin' off. Before we get started, though, I wanted to say something. Uh, last episode, I know the audio quality was pretty shitty. Uh, people reached out to me and uh told me about it, and I was not able to quite fix it. I am going to try and rectify that though, and release a more refined version of the episode come Friday. So hopefully we'll see how it goes. There might be three episodes coming on Friday, a part one and part two for this episode, and a revised edition of the previous episode. And also, people were saying that I swear too much, and for that I fucking apologize. Um yeah, so going forward, I'll try not to fucking swear.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

John's got a potty mouth. Mouth of a sailor, dude. I got a potty mouth. But yeah, so we'll otherwise do like uh two episodes on Friday, or he'll fix the other one, and then maybe we'll do two episodes on Friday, we'll see how that goes, or we'll just like start backlogging episodes or something. We could do that, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Yeah, I was thinking like a part one and a part two, or like I can back to back.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Because like all I think about is like I'm an avid podcast listener. If I listen to one podcast by somebody, the next podcast will usually listen to a different podcast. So maybe maybe people like come back to it, but like I don't know. I guess Joe Rogan does three hours, but he's also a cook. So yeah, I mean a three hour podcast. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_04 1:38

Sorry, say sorry, Rogue, sorry, Joe Rogan. You're not that much of a cook. Please don't kill us. Don't cancel our podcast. Please don't kill us. Uncantable podcasts.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Please don't send your 13 Marines after me.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

But like, uh yeah, three hours is too long though. Like, I'm not gonna lie. Like, I feel like it's a it's kind of a chore to get to Joe Rogan, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Yeah, I've no I haven't listened to a full Joe Rogan episode in my life. And uh maybe I've listened to like uh uh Protect Our Parks in its entirety, but that's about it.

SPEAKER_04 2:05

I think those are the only ones that I actually listen to there in t in their entirety. The Snoop Dogg episode, though, I listened to it in its entirety. That's new that fucking episode was great.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Didn't even know he was on Joe Rogan. No, it's so good. It's a great episode, man. Don't listen to Rogan that much. He's alright.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

It's a great episode.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Yeah, I'll uh yeah. Not a Rogan listener, more of a comedy podcast guy, you know. Yeah, Legion of Skank, shout out the regs, shout out fucking Son of a Boydad. That podcast rules. I gotta check that one out. Son of a boy dad. What who is that who's on there? That's uh you ever hear like the battle rapper Roan? The white dude. He's the black dude, and he's a rapper. No, he's a he's a white, he's a white battle rapper. He's like, I thought you said white. I thought he said black. No, he's a white battle rapper, probably one of the best, to be honest. And he doesn't do it anymore. And then he has a comedy podcast on Barstool with Francis Ellis and Harry Settle, Little Sass. Oh, word. Yeah. Little Sasquatch.

SPEAKER_04 3:03

Yeah, I have no idea who you're talking about, but yeah, dude, I I got deep comedy podcast cuts, dude.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Don't even worry about it.

SPEAKER_04 3:09

Well, you're always like uh watching comedy and you like frequent like uh rumors a lot, and yeah, you're pretty you're pretty deep into the comedy scene, I must say. I heard a rumor. You heard a rumor. What was that? Tell me all about you said rumors. I know, I know, I know I was like, do you have something to tell me?

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Tell me something. No, yesterday though, yeah, it was yesterday I went to I went to superstore and I was like, because I went to go pick up some stuff for dinner. Yeah. So I got in the store and I was like, man, something smells familiar in here. And I was like, okay, whatever. So I walked around, I was getting my stuff. Yeah. And then walking down one of the aisles is ex-girlfriend stinky pussy. Ex-girlfriend stinky pussy walking right down the aisle with her mom. I said, Oh, I gotta get out of here. Is this real? You actually ran it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. It's so funny, too, because we talked about it on the last episode, and I was like, I don't even think she lives in the city anymore. Seen her yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 4:04

Get the fuck out of you.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

Yeah, I seen her yesterday. Oh, that's brutal. You still you weren't even in the fish aisle, were you? No, but I I smelt it as soon as I got in the store. Oh, and see. That's a that's a smell you never forget, brother. I know her scent, dude. I'm like a bloodhound. The tinge. You're like, oh fuck, she's here. I gotta dip. I gotta get the fuck out of here. Before I get hard, bro. Fucking that sweet scent. Like a cartoon fucking a cartoon person just floating in the air, going to the fumes, brother. Peppy Le Pew? Yeah, is that the one? Is Pepe Le Pew? Yeah. Yeah, I'm Peppy Le Pew, dude. Pepe Le Pew. Peppy Le Pew going for that fucking pie, dude. That cherry pie.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

Man, shit. Fucking, I can't believe you didn't tell me that. Well, you told me that today.

SPEAKER_02 4:48

I told you that just now, yeah. Yeah. I thought for sure that'd be like a text thing. You should have texted me, like that's a save it for the pot.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

I had to save it for the pot.

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Yeah, it's a genuine I'd save it for the pot, then it's a genuine reaction. Yeah, that's fair enough. Yeah, I got I got myself and then I left the store so fast. Like I was like, I get out of here. This feels I feel weird. Especially since I was like, she'd seen me. I'd seen her, and we're like, no. No, there wasn't a moment. I mean, no. No. I mean, I smelt it. I smelt a moment. Yeah, I smelled a moment. I said, I get out of here. Yeah, so that was that was interesting.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

I honestly I forget her. Like I don't like she was kind of forgettable. Yeah, we we didn't hang out a lot. I mean, like I saw her a couple times, like Halloween. Yeah. Yeah, you spit on her friend. I spit on her friend.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

I thought I puked on her friend. Uh I think it was just spit. Just spit. Yeah, I don't think uh you keep saying you puked that night. I don't think you puked. If you puked on somebody, we probably would have put you down. Yeah, yeah, you probably would have killed me. So I just spat in your face. Not even killed you, just been like, it's time for you to go to bed. Especially if you're puking on people. Nothing you just spit on people. You're just getting real real slivey. Your roommate was trying to kick me out.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

Like, he's gotta go. Like, where's he gonna go? He's from Pine Falls. He has nowhere to go. This is the only place.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

That's what happens when you spit on pretty girls at a party, dude. Oh she was especially pretty girls at my roommates are probably trying to bang. She was a pretty girl too? Yeah, bro. Come on, man.

unknown 6:20

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

We had a weight limit at our party. Scale at the door. Some people cart at the door, dude. We weigh at the door. We weigh at the door. We weigh at the door, dude. No big backs in here, fucking big backosaurus. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_04 6:33

I feel bad. I was so blacked out, I totally forget. Like, oh man. That kind of kills it for me because she was pretty too, and I I spat in her face and like not in a good way. Also, it would have been better if she was an ugly girl. You're fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

I mean, like, yeah, I would I would have felt better about it. Yeah, I spit on ugly people all the time. Homeless, ugly. You're fucking trash. You're catching a loogie, bud. Just walk by and just soak them garbage. With a soaker. But yeah, um, we don't really there's literally nothing planned for this podcast. We're really bad at podcasting at this moment. We're getting better at the actual podcast part, but we're not getting better at planning. So we're gonna plan better next week. But this week I figure we can uh I don't know, break down Invincible. It's done, I guess. You can talk about what you liked from it, what you didn't like.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

Okay, well, I'll tell you this, because we talked about this earlier. Um, I like the first half of the season felt like a filler. Like, you know, like it didn't really have a story. It was like just like all over the place. It's like the real the real story happened like halfway through where like episode five and onward is like where the real story took place. I mean, episode one was you know, it was a banger, I'm not gonna lie. I did like episode one, but then everything after between like episode one and episode five was kind of meh. Yeah, and the finale also I didn't mind it. I liked the final scene, but everything before that, I was getting pissed off. Like you could ask my mom. I was freaking the fuck out in my room. I was like, what is gonna happen? Something happened, please, for the love of God, and like stop teasing me. Because like they they they they did they did a bunch of fake outs with with Thrag, and it started to piss me off.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

Like with Mark having PTSD, yeah. With Mark having PTSD. I was like, oh, yeah, I mean the the climax of the season happened in episode seven, like yeah. I I kind of knew after that, I was like, there's no way they're gonna be like there's gonna be this giant ass war on earth the next episode. Yeah, that's not gonna happen. No, so I was like, okay, I guess that's all we got. I don't know. Um, I think Invincible has a story issue, like they they're really good at pumping out seasons every year, and that's probably to the detriment of the show. Considering I think it was so I'm gonna talk a little bit about what like I think a lot of people have an issue with, and I mean it's not the biggest issue for me, but it is an issue. Um, I don't remember if it was season two or three, but Mark goes to a comic book convention or a Comic Con and he meets an artist, one of his favorite artists, and in that scene they do this whole bit where it's like, Oh, this is how animators get away with certain things, and they only show the back of a character's head, or they'll show just their mouth or something, and that's how they get away with like not animating certain things in the show. And that was a joke in the show, and now it's become apparent that that's the sh show a lot of the time. The biggest part of the big the biggest part that that that I did it for with me was um which everybody kind of says is kind of the worst episode of the show, is I think it's episode four. Herm, yeah, episode four of season five. Yeah, and then episode four of season four, yeah, and then Mark's down there, he's gotta fight Cerberus, and then instead of showing it, he throws Damien Dark Blood up, and then you follow Damien Dark Blood up. You don't see any of the battle with Cerberus, so they don't have to animate it, and then you fall all the way back down, and it's like, oh, the battle's done. And it's like, well, that's not I didn't want to see that part. I want to see the battle, obviously. Yeah, so I don't know. I think they do those those tricks a little too much, and I feel like they also reuse like animation assets, which I'm sure lots of shows do.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Well, they reuse one animation sequence from like uh season one into season four as well, with like that whole sequence with uh when the after the ultimates like all kill each other and shit, and it shows like conquest and them standing there. That's the exact same panel, it's the exact same panel.

SPEAKER_02 10:18

Yeah, and like that that I just noticed it in that episode specifically. I was like, Oh, they're doing what they talked about earlier in the show, where they were like, This is how you kind of get away without animating things, and I'm like, Oh, that's they did it right there. And then like the whole Invincible also for me has a problem where it seems like except maybe the first season, which generally people say is the best one so far, yeah. Um, is that the show will start, it will have episode one, which will be story, and then the next four or five episodes will be like side plot or filler, or like like bottle episodes that nobody really cares about. And then you come back to the store at the end and you're like, Oh, look at that arc, and you're like, I don't know, they would the arc was three episodes though. That season two is the biggest, um biggest proponent of that. They do it with Angstrom Levy, where he's in the first episode, and then he comes back, I swear to god, like the seventh episode or something like that.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Yeah, he comes back in the in the gun the pit like uh in the penultimate episode.

SPEAKER_02 11:13

Yeah, and it's like oh man, that's not that's not good character development. It's really isn't it's not character development because he's not on the show. And they do that in this season too, and like some of the end of the end of the show is good. I said this earlier when we were talking, but I have a big issue with um some of the I guess plot armor in the show. I mean, maybe I haven't read the book, but that doesn't matter. It still seems stupid when you watch it. Is that so Thrag kills Thadis because he was the betrayer, he destroyed Viltrum, but Nolan just destroyed Viltrum, he also betrayed Viltrumite, he also betrayed Viltrum, he also made all these shitty ass kids, and then Thrag just doesn't kill him, he just shit hits him in the chest, and then he's like, nah, you're good, and like I don't know. Nolan should have died. I get it why he didn't kill Mark, but I think Nolan should have probably died, and then I would have liked it better. But I guess people are gonna be like, Well, that's not what happens in the comic book because the comic book is so different. Guess what? People change shit all the time. That's fucking his adaptation, you dumb fuck. I don't know. I it's it's I was I I put in the group chat, I was like, I don't know, maybe I don't like this show, but I think I just didn't like this season. Yeah, I I I I I you're also complaints are valid. Not not not even done, actually. So this was this was the great Viltramite War, right? This was the great Viltramite War. This was the great Viltramite War on Viltram, and guess what? They couldn't even kill fucking Space Racer. That motherfucker had plot armor because he gets his helmet gets smashed, and then they're like, Oh, he's gonna die. And you're like, Okay, he's gonna die, and then maybe somebody else will take his gun, like that fucking tech jacket chick. Maybe she'll take his cool ass alien. She goes and fucking fixes his mask, and then she fixes his mask and he's alive again. And I'm like, you couldn't even kill Space Racer? He's not even a fucking character in the show. Like, what?

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Yeah, he's like fucking like he's not even a character in the comic, I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 12:55

I've never read the comic book, but I don't know. I could be wrong, don't quote me. Because like who dies? It's just Thetis that dies, right? Yeah, it was only Thetis that died throughout that entire war. So many Viltramites in that, and it's just Thadis that dies, and I'm like, oh man, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

There's like multiple battles. Like I've never read the comics, but I do know that there's multiple battles with the Viltramites that take place.

SPEAKER_02 13:19

Well, that's well, of course, that's the whole comic. Yeah. That's the whole crux of the that's the whole like like like bat like uh like fucking two people going at each other the show. I can't think that's the whole rivalry of the show is the Viltramites or Mark from Earth Invincible versus the Viltramites. Like the real reason I don't want to tell you. I don't know if I want to tell you. I don't care, dude.

SPEAKER_04 13:40

I'd like the real the real reason why Frag didn't kill fucking Nolan is because Nolan is Argyll's illegitimate son, and fucking he's the rightful emperor to Viltram. And then he fucking ends up becoming the Emperor of Viltrum and all the Viltrums. What do you mean Viltrum?

SPEAKER_03 14:00

Fucking Viltrum.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

He's the rightful emperor of their people. Okay, but there's that's fine. That's not I don't know. People are gonna be like, yo, his redemption arc is sick. No, he killed billions of people, dude. Oh, fucking no one's no one's redemption arc? Yeah. I'm people digging his people are like people are like, yo, he's a good guy now. It's like he literally killed billions of people. I know he's a he's a terrible person. Billions of people. But yeah, like uh, I don't know. I like his redemption. I thought he should fucking die. I don't know. Fuck the book. Fuck the book. Fuck the book. Fuck the book. Make Mark the fucking ruler, dude. Well, like, okay. What do you what do you just you just read it online?

SPEAKER_04 14:42

I read it online. I sp I spoiled so much for myself. I was like, I wait, I went down the rabbit hole and I was like, fuck, I can't read the comics. I'll read a wiki instead. Damn, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

I've been there, I've read so many wikis in my life. I was reading the wiki earlier today. Yeah, I read wikis all the time. It wasn't like a TV wiki. Anyway, tell me what happens. I honestly, you know it's funny. I've done that with shows or or movies or something that I really like that I maybe won't watch the rest of, or like comic books that I want to hear the back end of. Never even thought once about doing that with Invincible, so I probably don't like Invincible that much. We're being honest.

SPEAKER_04 15:16

Fair. But like, yeah, so like uh like so they over like uh Nolan overthrows Thrag once he finds out that um he is the rightful heir to Viltrum, and then all the Viltrumites they follow him, and then they all live on Earth in peace. And I forget what happens, but Thrag does come back later on, pissed the fuck off, and he like he kills Battle Beast and like wears Battle Beast as a fucking as a cape. Like he like skins them and like wears his fucking pelt. That's what Battle Beast wants. It's fucking pretty killer, actually. He wanted to fucking die honorably. He kills he also kills Oliver and he also kills Nolan, and then uh Mark kills Thrag by like in in the sun. He weakens Thrag in the sun and just obliterates him, and then he becomes the ruler of Iltrum. And then him and Eve are living on like the planet where the still thick? Oh, I don't think so. Yeah, what the fuck? But like uh because like Eve, every time she dies, her body regenerates. So like she fucking she grows to be an old woman, then dies, and then comes back, regenerates as a young woman again. Like, oh, I guess I'm a mortal.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

No, he fucks a child. No, she just comes back. No, he bags a child. That's crazy. Robert Kirkman's wildin', dude. So he's like, yo, guess what, Mark? She you're you're never gonna die, but neither is she. And that pussy's only gonna get younger. That's crazy, actually. She comes back as a child. Mark's like, I love you. She's like, goo goo, go. Comes back as a baby, like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 16:45

But yeah, like Mark like uh lives, it's like 500 years in the future. That's how the comic ends. You find out that Mark is now the rightful emperor of Vilchram. He's rolling, he's ruling the Vilchmites, he's on that planet where the coalition the planets are. He's on that planet with Eve, and then it just ends that way. Damn, bagging kids. Whoa, you could have kids with kids? Like, she could think she can still have kids. As a kid. No, as a kid.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

Oh, he's gotta wait for her to grow up.

SPEAKER_04 17:10

She grows up, yeah. She dies, and then she keeps fucking like going back to life and fucking growing old with him.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

Damn, hell yeah. But he's gotta wait, though.

SPEAKER_04 17:17

He's gonna be fucking babies, man.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

I mean, you can't probably I don't know about the how do we always end up back here? You brought us here. I don't know about the logistics. I was just talking about the call. Yeah, you said she comes back, she gets old lady, then she comes back.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

But she doesn't come back as a baby, she's comes back as a young woman again.

SPEAKER_02 17:36

Like how young, like plenty of younger. Oh, so like even the special. Like fucking the holiday special where she was 12. No shit, my bad. Wouldn't she come back as the to the point where she got her powers? Yeah. So isn't that like a young kid? Oh, for fuck, gotcha.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

Damn, dude.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

Isn't Kirkman Loki kind of a pedophile? I mean, I don't know. I didn't say it. He could very well be. I'm not gonna fuck, I'm not gonna. I'm just asking questions about the show. I've never read the books. You read the books. You like it. I read a wiki. You like it. You like these weird wikis. They talk about Mark banging kids. I don't know. Nah, that's funny. Um, yeah, that's cool. I don't know. Uh sure. Hopefully the show's good. I'm sure it will be. I hope it ends like that way.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Because that's that sounds solid. I w I want to see Thrag skin battle beast. Yeah, that'd be so badass.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

That's the thing, is like with eight episodes and you have so much filler, it makes the show kind of shit. Yeah. There's too much filler. Is that's the thing? Is there not enough story in the comic books? Or like the are that's the thing. Are they trying to fucking make it nine seasons when they could really make it six? I was I was thinking the same thing. Like if if if they're really just trying to stretch it out to nine seasons when they could do a concise six season run of all plot and all good shit, then like why the fuck not? I don't know. It seems fucking silly.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

Also, like I a lot of these episodes, even though they are like kind kind of fill-there are over they're overarching from like season to season, like those like single out, those singled out episodes. Like they're like, they bring them back, but yeah, for what purpose?

SPEAKER_02 19:15

Like in this season they brought back that dumb bitch in the desert that gets um taken over by a spirit. Yeah. And it's like, why? Why? Like, I guess I guess it's like they're like, wait, wait till season seven, and then she's gonna come back. And I just watched something on YouTube that said Dinosaurus is gonna be like a main care a main villain in the next season, and it's like that's such a only showed him for like a split fucking moment.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

Like he was in there for like all of a minute.

SPEAKER_02 19:40

Yeah, apparently he's like heavily in the comic books, and apparently that's what the next season is gonna be. We're like, yeah, because uh yeah, he was only in it for a little bit. He was in it for a couple minutes, and then Mark was gonna kill him, and then they came and stopped him from killing him, and then they were just like, Okay, we'll take him. Apparently, he's like a big bad the next season. The Vilcher mites get real comfy on Earth, Creek starts fucking mad bitches, join the biker bar.

SPEAKER_04 20:03

Fucking he's just fucking bitches riding a bike.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

I just don't get how they're like, yeah, Thrag is like the the strongest Viltrumite breeded to be the strongest and the best, and then Nolan's or and then like Nolan's the actual like rifle heir. And but also, and then Invincible's gonna kill him. It's like I guess literally did nothing to him when he was fighting him in season four. Like it's like it's hurt his hand like a little kid.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

The sun weakens him somehow. I don't know how, but the sun, the sun weakens and it doesn't weaken Mark because he's half human or some bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Probably that's so stupid.

SPEAKER_04 20:36

It's because like it's earth, it's like the Earth's on there from like a different, like they're from a different source.

SPEAKER_02 20:41

I mean, I can I can get behind it. I can it's like Superman. That's Superman shit, though. Yeah, that's like stealing Superman shit.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

I was I was waiting for you to say that because I know you're a big Superman fan.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

Not at all. I mean you're a big DC fan. Actually, I am. I mean Superman Batman's the best. Yeah, you love Batman.

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Superman kind of is gay, but the Superman movie ruled. But you also like the Justice League animated movies as well. Oh, yeah, okay, true.

SPEAKER_02 21:04

But Superman's kind of the wackest characters in most shit. Yeah, like he's kind of the most boring. Yeah. I would say out of out of all Justice League members, he's probably like in like my I guess he's top five. No, he's probably bottom.

SPEAKER_04 21:18

He only becomes he only becomes interesting once they kill Lois Lane. Like the whole arc is pretty fucking cool. Like Dark Superman, like that's cool. Yeah, like Injustice. Yeah, Injustice, yeah, yeah. Fuck it. That's cool. That's when he becomes that's when it becomes cool. Yeah. That's how I feel about him, anyways.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Yeah, they did some cool shit in the comics where Superman's like fucking super evil.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

They also did like one run where like Superman like dies, right? And they fucking like they make a robot, Superman, like a cyborg Superman.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Yeah, the death of Superman. Yeah. And then they make well, there's a couple different ones. They make Cyborg Superman, and then there's like uh there's a there's like three different there's like Superboy I think that's where they introduce Superboy or something. Yeah. And then they introduce like two other ones. Yeah, there's like a metal one and then like almost like a science one. I forget. I don't know. They made an anime movie about that. It kind of rules. Oh, really? The cyborgs? The death of Superman? They made both of them. They made the death of Superman and then they made the next one that was called The Reign of Superman. Oh shit. And it was Clark Kent dead, but then all these other Superman come in to fill the void, and then he gets resurrected.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

How does he get resurrected again? Is it almost like how they resurrect him in like in the Justice League movie? Is it kind of similar? I'm not too familiar with the comes back. He just comes back.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

I don't think it's anything special. I think it's literally just like he's super, the sun makes him strong, he can't actually die or some shit. He just comes back. I think I don't know. Somehow Superman has returned. Yeah, I don't I tell yeah, yeah. I don't even think it's something like explained. I think he just like comes back. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe there is some weird shit, but I'm very certain he's just like, I'm back. I'm back, baby. Uh no, never mind. That's the movie where he comes back and he's like, I'm crazy.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Yeah, he well, too, to be honest. Well, yeah, well, he comes back in the in Justice League. They like in the movie, he does come back and have a he has like a minor moment of dark Superman. Yeah, let's see. I'm gonna look it up. Look it up, look it up. How does it come back to life? I want to find out. I'm actually intrigued. It might save me, it might save me a read. Because I honestly I don't read Superman either.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Just watch, just watch the movie. The movies are way better. Where it's like some of those movies are some of those movies are so all those movies are pretty much around when they're rebooting DC to the New 52, which is like generally considered some of their best comic books that they ever released. And some of those comic books and those movies are um um what is it like page to screen. So like there's one called Inju or Justice League War, and it's literally one of the Justice League series from New 52. Just literally from from the page, the exact the exact same panel on the screen. It's like it's it's very tried and true to the or very true to the comic book. So that was when they were kind of like crushing it, DC. DC was DC kind of had a crazy run with uh animated movies.

SPEAKER_04 24:01

I remember that. I remember that you were like, I remember you were raving about that before like how the animated movies like slapped so hard. Yeah, because we were trying to watch like the the Snyder cut in my apartment there, and you're just shitting on it so hard.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

You're like the animated version's way better. Okay, so it was a combination of advanced Kryptonian technology and spiritual intervention. Yes, guess it was what guess it was actually so yep, uh advanced Kryptonian technology and spiritual intervention.

SPEAKER_04 24:33

Oh wow. So somehow he returned. Yeah. Spiritual intervention. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 24:41

Superman's soul was guided back from the afterlife by his father, Jonathan Kent, who suffered a heart attack and met his son's spirit on the other side, convincing him to return to the living. Oh my god. It's kind of gay.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

That I was gonna say that sounds so fucking gay. Movie bangs, though. Superman officially just became the gayest superhero after hearing that.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

He always has been. He's got underwear on the outside of his clothes, dude. Pretty gay. At least the movie was good. The movie was amazing. That clayface movie is gonna be crazy. You know, did you know this what they did with that? What's that? What they did with the trailer. So the trailer of the clayface movie, the title for the the movie is in like all the red font, like dark red, exactly like the Batman. Yeah, yeah. But it's not it's in a completely different universe. Yeah. So I think what they're doing is like a marketing ploy where it's like that look people are gonna see that and be like, oh, this is in the same universe as the Batman. Yeah, they're gonna go watch it. Dark and gritty, which is the movie's gonna be dark and gritty. James Gunn said it's gonna be a horror movie, and then they're gonna be like, Oh, I'm gonna watch it because I love the Batman, and then they're gonna go watch it, and it's people are gonna be like, oh, not the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

And Clayface is also a Batman villain, a Batman villain, so you know like it's gonna take place in Gotham. So it's like it's James Gunn's Gotham. It's like an introduction to James Gunn's version of Gotham.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Yeah, and then it's also the same character from because all his characters have continuity. Oh, I should have mic'd that.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

Oh, you should have mic'd that fart, bro. A little fart. We should get a fart mic.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

And that was a squeaker, too, dude. Yeah, dude. My butthole is like a pinhole, dude. It's tight, dude. It was a fucking tight butthole. Tight. Yeah, I got a super tight butthole. I can tell by that fart, bro. Fucking that squeaky look. Yo, I barely felt it coming. That's a tight butthole. Anyway, um, what was I gonna say?

SPEAKER_04 26:27

I got you distracted, bro.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Yeah, also because I was like, oh damn, we were just fully talking over each other at full volume. So that's that's gonna be good for the listeners. Um Superman buttholes, Batman, Clayface. Um, yeah, and then the Clayface is gonna be so all his characters from the James Gunn universe are like if they play it in an animated show, they play it in the real live action show as well. So the first project that they release with um DC as James Gunn as the head of the studio was Creature Commandos. That animated show that you probably didn't watch yet. I haven't watched it, it's really, really good. It's got um what's his name? Frank Grillo is um Rick Flag Sr., who he also plays in Peacemaker season two, and I think maybe even Superman for a minute. Um, and then Clayface is also in it. So I'm pretty sure it's the same voice actor, it's the same actor, and like Clayface in the creature commandos is like full-on clayface, like a like a monster. So like the character progression is going there. Like it's all the same continuity, apparently. Yeah. So that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

And like, oh, and I know James Gunn also confirmed that Clayface the movie is like the beginning of like chronologically, it's the beginning of his universe. He said that too, that clayface the movie is chronologically the beginning of his I don't think that's true.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

DC now he released they released the whole thing which was like almost like a almost like a gallery thing on a wall where it showed the timeline of meta-humans in the DC universe. Oh shit. And it dates back to like like before Christ and shit. Oh fuck. Yeah, yeah. So there's like there's like been so because like that's the thing about James Gunn's universe now is that he's doing something different than nobody else has done, where he's starting the universe where everything is already established. Yeah. Like in Superman, they start the movie, and you understand what's happening in the first like five five seconds because he has that whole the whole writing that comes out where it's like super uh meta humans were discovered 3,000 years ago. This happened 300 days ago, this happened 30 minutes ago, this happened three seconds ago. Yeah, Superman comes in, and like that like sets up the universe to be like, oh, this is a thriving universe that has meta humans all over it already. Like everything's established. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:47

So I think that that is factually incorrect about Clayface, but uh yeah, I think I'm even crazy I I saw I saw it online, I saw it on social media, it could have been one of those fake AI slop goddamn fucking posts.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Yeah, I don't I don't think it is, but it could be like I think but I think the whole point of his universe is that like everything has been established already. That's why all these characters are just being introduced and you're not getting any backstory because it's like just know who they are essentially.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

I'm down for that because like I don't want to see the origins of Batman again.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

I don't think they will. Yeah, and I'm glad that they they well they're doing the Batman, the Brave, and the Bold, so they wouldn't. Yeah, which is like Batman already established. Pretty sure like his Damian Wayne is Robin. Yeah, like it's like it's like deep into the lore because Damian Wayne is literally the last canonical Robin in the comic books. Yeah, he's like the fourth Robin or something. Actually, I'm lying.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

There's no there's there's that chick, there's that chick in the dark in the dark knight uh returns.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

Yeah, she's been at she was after she was after Damian Wayne.

SPEAKER_04 29:43

Yeah, she was after, yeah, because like he's it's an old man Bruce Wayne.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

Yeah, yeah, that's true. I mean, uh and I was just about to say that. I'm pretty sure there's like a ton of female robins now, so I'm sure I'm wrong. Damian Wayne's definitely the coolest Robin.

SPEAKER_04 29:55

Yeah, definitely the coolest.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

Nah, Nightwin's the coolest. Fucking Dick Grayson.

SPEAKER_04 29:59

Yeah, I was gonna say Dick Grayson's the best, man. Come on. Damian Wayne's cool, though. Dick Grayson's the shit. Damn his little cocky fuck. Fucking Damien's fucking way.

SPEAKER_02 30:08

Son of Bruce Wayne and Talia L. Ghoul. Come on.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

Come on, yeah, I mean of the dragon, slaps. Slaps. That does slap. Get your Batman lore up pussy. Dick Grayson, dude. Dick Grayson, bro. Nightwing, bro?

SPEAKER_02 30:20

Come on, bro.

SPEAKER_04 30:22

Come on, bro.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Yeah. Christopher, what's his name? Christopher Nolan. No. The guy from Batman Forever. Little sexy boy. Forget who.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

Oh shit, that fucking guy. Yeah, yeah. Batman Forever and Batman and Robin, that dude. Yeah. Yeah. He literally played Robin, that fucking guy. Yeah, I forget his name. I don't know. He was like in those movies, and that's it. That's the only time I ever saw him.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

He was an NCIS too, dude. Fucking hot dog. I don't watch fucking NCIS. He's seen the commercial. No, it's not Ice T, it's LL Cool J. Ice T's in SU.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Yeah, yeah. I don't know any of those shows, man. I'm not familiar with who stars in them. I know like Ice Cube, like Ice Cube. Ice T and LL Cool J are in one of them. I know all that shit, bro. There's so many of them. I know all that shit. Fucking crazy. You know what? I'm gonna grab a beer because I unlike you, I didn't bring my drinks down here.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Dom Dom Dom Dum Dom Dom.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

I know, I usually have them. I'll be right back. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

We're in Sean's basement right now. Not recording in his bedroom, and there's a ton more gay shit down here. Like hella geisha. Like there's like blankets and pillows that his mom and dad definitely bang on, and then we just like come and sit down here. I've been like laying on this one sniffing it like crazy. Smells like juices. Smells like juices.

SPEAKER_04 31:58

Oh man, I guess he'll hear on the on the listen back. Well, I guess we'll hear what Raymond said when I listen back and edit this. The editing's gonna be a lot more better this time though, because Can you smell the juices? Can you smell the juices? What are you talking about, bro? You smell the juices on the on the couch? God damn.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

I don't even want to have that mental image in my head, dude. Fuck that, dude. Bro, I go home and fucking stroke to that image, bro.

SPEAKER_02 32:35

Oh fuck, man. Young little white woman, old white woman getting wrecked.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

Fucking there is one thing I wanted, there's one thing I wanted to do today. No, no, no. Fucking this is like I wanted to I wanted to do rod on the pod. Which is like fucking like so like we go and grab my dad for like a bit, and you ask him like some like you you interview my dad for like at least 10 minutes and you just like ask him fucking hilarious questions and we and we make my dad answer them for sure. Rod on the pod. Rod on the pod. I think it's fucking funny. You're like, hey guys, you know what time it is? It's time for Rod on the pod. And we grab my dad. Yeah, we should get a sound drop too. Yeah. Oh dude, I want to get a mixing board, like bunch of sounds and stuff. Sun shots. Fucking fucking dope. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 33:24

What do you think about that? Rod on the pod. Yeah, I'm down. It's a good idea, I think. I'm in, yeah. It's a really good idea. You just gotta fucking if he comes in though, I gotta I gotta force I'm gonna force a shotgun on him.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

You're gonna force a shotgun on him? Yeah. Like with a beer?

SPEAKER_02 33:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

Oh, like an actual shotgun on the big thing.

SPEAKER_02 33:43

No, I'm gonna pull up my fucking sod off, dude. Put it to his temple and say, yo, how big? How big? Like what? Rip it up.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

How big?

SPEAKER_02 33:53

Show me with your mouth.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Actually, I never seen my dad do a shotgun before. I think it'd be like a wild thing to see.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

Yeah. And then every time he comes in, he's gonna we're he's not gonna want to come in anymore because every time he comes in, I'll be like, nah, I'm just getting that. I won't do a shotgun this time. I swear I won't do a shotgun. And then we're gonna be doing it, and then I'll pop the shotgun and be like, I'm gonna toss it to him like a hot potato, dude. And we'll be like, you better catch it or spill, dude. Well, we gave him a bong hit one time.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

That was pretty funny. I gave him a bong hit on my butt once. I don't know if you remember that. That was like at my uh my my 18th birthday party. 18 years.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

18th birthday. Found out one hit.

SPEAKER_04 34:33

Seems like a lifetime ago. I feel so old sometimes, man. What do you mean feel? Like I know I know I'm old, but I'm starting to feel older. Yeah, dude. I don't know about you. Like once you turn 30, like, did you feel any different? Because like I don't know. I noticed the differences like almost like instantaneously.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

Nah, I'm like in the I'm like in the prime of my life right now. I feel great. Honestly, I feel incredible. Never felt old for a day. Feel it feels 16 at heart, sometimes 14 if Erica wants to get freaky. You're so full of shit. Dude, if Eric wants to get freaky, I'm a young Filipino boy. I say, hey, babe. Elika. Come and eat my pud. Elica, come and eat my pud. Oh, Erika, eat my pud. Oh my pood.

SPEAKER_04 35:17

She wants to give you a young Filipino boy. What would your name be? Alejandro.

SPEAKER_05 35:25

Alejandro.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

What would your last name be? Hernandez, dude, we'd have the same last name. It'd be fun. So it's incestual. But not it's not incestual, but it feels incestual, which is even hotter. Because then we're there's no risk of us having a fucking Cyclops baby, but we could still fucking get off. It's sick, dude. It's really sick. She's a fucking freak, dude. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 35:47

That's fucking disgusting. What do you mean? I'm fucking mortified over here. Damn, that's crazy. You're kink shaming? I'm mortified like kink shaming my girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Mortified. Sean just put a pillow over his lap, dude. Okay, I'm bricked. Sean's fucking Sean's dick hiding, dude. He's got a little Lego brick. I'm sitting here mortified.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

What kind of flavor of chewies do you got over there, bro? Just want to check it out. That was for you, buddy. Help yourself. Oh shit. Lemonade. Limonade. I said lemonade.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

Definitely lemonade. I don't know. Maybe do you know how to read or well?

SPEAKER_04 36:35

It's got an I. It's L-I. So I was like lemonade.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Oh, is it lemonade? I thought it was.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

I think it's lemonade, but I pronounced it lemon.

unknown 36:45

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 36:45

Maybe you're on meth.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

No, that's original lemonade. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 36:49

Am I reading the French part? Oh yeah, yeah. Original. I'm reading the French part, dude. I am fucking retarded. Yes, indeed you are. I just wanted to take a little sip of that. I'm gonna drink it still. I still got my beer, but I wanted to try it.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

Yeah, for sure, man. Help yourself. Well, I mean, help yourself with that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:13

Yeah, you don't know what kind of shit I got.

SPEAKER_02 37:15

Uh AIDS, we went over this, I think.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

We did go over this.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

And like a really, really like active case of bisexuality. Like a really contagious one. So I try not to take it. You might catch it, man.

SPEAKER_04 37:27

Fuck it. That's why you're sitting all the way over there and over here.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

I really don't want to catch the bisexual because I've heard bisexual can sometimes turn into gay. Gotta fuck it. Like sometimes that disease just it elevates to gay.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

So I know you're not a female, but you know it's like what they say. Like, even a noodle is straight until it gets wet.

unknown 37:43

Like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Damn, is that a bisexual saying? Is that what you boys say to each other?

SPEAKER_01 37:48

Even a noodle is straight until it gets wet, boys. How about you take your cock out?

SPEAKER_04 37:55

Dudes don't get wet unless they're like reing. I get wet. You get wet.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

My balls and butthole get so wet, dude.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

Just start sweating perfusely over time.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

I'm sweat, dude. I just got fucking just juices, bro. You know how these juices are on the couch? Jesus, dude. Juices are gonna lap it up too like a puppy dog. That's fucking that is disgusting. Poor man, king shame all you want. You're on Fet Life, you weirdo. Ugh. Ugh. You're on Fet Life fucking people in furry suits shitting in litter boxes, you fucking weirdo. Fucking Christ. At least I'm fucking my girlfriend like a normal 14-year-old Filipino boy named Alejandro. Like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_04 38:38

You can probably find shit like that on FetLife. I'm looking for somebody who's pretending to be a 14-year-old Filipino boy.

SPEAKER_02 38:46

Sean's saying that like he's never typed it in before.

SPEAKER_04 38:49

You literally just find it. It's a picture of you. It's just Raymond Coss. Clean shaven, though. I gotta look young. Oh my god, can't even imagine what that would look like.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

Not good. I think it might look better.

SPEAKER_04 39:04

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

It's not good. You would look less homeless. I'm going for the homeless vibe, dude. This is homeless chic, bro. This is that new shit. This is that new shit. You don't even know, bro. You don't even know. You're on bald and fucking banties. Fuck you at it. Speaking of homelessness. Two weeks or what? Two weeks you're homeless?

SPEAKER_04 39:24

No, no, no. So I work downtown at the Commonwealth, right? And like uh the the bus stop is like the next stop after um um the hell City Hall, right? It's like the next bus stop over is my bus stop. And then you have a bus stop at City Hall? There's a bus stop at City Hall, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

Oh, you mean like closer to like down closer to the main and portage? Yeah, yeah, it's like right on right on main street. You're talking like to go there, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

So there's a bus stop right there, and there's so much homeless people there, and then behind the building that's where I go smoke, there's a dumpster back there. I see so much fucking crazy shit back there, dude. It's fucking wild. I see Fento walks, I see homeless dudes getting blowjobs. It's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Damn, you get blowjobs back there?

SPEAKER_04 40:11

I fucking there's one time I had a stressful day, and I was like, I wonder if that chick's still back there. But no, I didn't I never got a blowjob. But fuck it, I swear to god, me and the boys walk back there. Like okay. And yeah, there's like some chick-just, yeah, just checking it out. It's homeless homeless people fucking, you know. Damn, you guys ran a train? It's just a normal day in downtown Winnipeg, bro.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

You guys are wild in that kitchen running trains on little young homeless ladies.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

We weren't running, I just saying I saw it.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Oh, okay. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 40:42

Yeah, I've I've I've seen homeless people banging, and it's not a nice sight. Disgusting. I get down with it. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Homeless people banging is probably rough, dude, but it's probably like Imagine the smell. Yeah, it probably smells like garbage and beer.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Yeah, but that's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_02 40:59

That smells like you, though. That's literally you, right? That's literally me. Garbage and beer.

SPEAKER_04 41:05

I washed all the beer and garbage and I know, man.

SPEAKER_02 41:09

Proud of you. Oh, it's funny. I was I was telling Eric about this sketch. Maybe I was thinking about writing. I don't know if it's funny. Maybe you could tell me, maybe you could I'll hit you with it. Tell me the sketch. So um when I broke when I broke my foot, I didn't shower for 28 days four weeks straight. And I think it'd be funny to write a sketch called I mean, I don't think you could do 28 days later, you have to do like 27 days later, and like me breaking my foot but slowly turning into a stink zombie over 28 days. I'm down with it so far. I I just got the premise, that's all I got. I haven't really I haven't really thought about it too much more than that, but I thought that would be so funny.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

Like you're slowly like turning into like a leper almost.

SPEAKER_02 41:49

Yeah, yeah, except a leper that just stinks and nobody wants to be around. Just a smelly fucking Raymond. Yeah, exactly. I come out to eat dinner and people are like, uh Everybody smells Raymond. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. That's a good that's a good title.

SPEAKER_04 42:06

One of the craziest jokes I ever heard come out of somebody's mouth. I was legit, I think I was like 10 years old, and it came out of the mouth of my 10-year-old friend, and it blew my dad's mind. The kid's name was Mark, and I remember this joke. What did he say? Why why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Oh, want me to tell you the joke?

SPEAKER_02 42:26

No shit. Dude, what are we what are we not having fun?

SPEAKER_04 42:29

Okay, it's called the Voodoo Dick. And bear in mind, the first time I heard this joke, dude, it came out of a 10-year-old's mouth when I was 10 years old. It was my friend. You had no business knowing this fucking joke. I have a feeling it's about rape because I feel like I've heard this joke, but continue. Okay, so here's the joke. So this guy, he's on a business trip in like some big city. I think it's like New York or whatever. It doesn't really matter. It's a big American city. And it's his wife's birthday coming up, and she's like a nympho. She gets horny all the time, and he's afraid that she's going to cheat on him. So he goes to this sex shop and he's trying to find her the perfect sex toy. He's in there looking at the all the like the walls of like vibrators and dildos. He just can't seem to find something that would make his wife feel happy. So he goes up to the clerk and, like, hey, so I'm looking at all your sex toys, and I just can't seem to find anything that I think my wife would enjoy. I'm on business trips all the time, and I just want her to have a good toy. So the clerk says, I got just the thing for you. And he reaches behind the desk and he pulls out this wooden box and he blows the fucking wall, blows the dust off of it, and he opens it, and inside there's a wooden cock. The man's like, Holy shit, what the fuck is that? He's all like, you know, like you know, like, what is this? It looks amazing.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

This city so gay for him to say continue. I know it's a win. Oh, what is it? Oh, this looks amazing. This cock looks great. This dick looks incredible, dude. Incredible cock.

SPEAKER_04 44:10

So what is this? This city is the voodoo dick. Well, how does it work? Let me show you. Voodoo dick, get out of the box. The voodoo dick fucking jumps out of the box. Voodoo dick, go fuck the keyhole. So the voodoo dick flies towards the keyhole and fucks the keyhole. Voodoo dick, get back in the box, and the voodoo dick comes back and flies in the box. The man's amazed. Instantly buys it. He goes home, gives the gift to his wife.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

Oh my god, it's so perfect! I love it.

SPEAKER_04 44:47

They have sex that night. A few weeks later, she's all alone. She's in the bath, she's horny as hell. She decides I'm gonna break off a piece of that voodoo dick. Brings the voodoo dick into the bathtub, says, voodoo dick, get out of the box. Voodoo dick flies out of the box. Voodoo dick, fuck my pussy. Starts fucking her pussy. She has one orgasm and another. And another. And another. And it's amazing. But then she gets scared because she forgot how to get it back in the box. So the voodoo dick's fucking her the entire time. And she decides I need to go to the hospital and get this shit like surgically removed. So she's driving down the highway and has like the most insane orgasm she's ever had. And crashes into a ditch. Cops show up. Ma'am, what is your issue?

SPEAKER_03 45:39

I had my husband caught me this voodoo dick, and it won't stop fucking my pussy, and I don't know how to shut it off.

SPEAKER_04 45:45

And the cop says, ah, voodoo dick my ass.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Bro, that might be the most gooner joke I've ever heard in my life. I know.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

I don't know how I remember the whole thing. My routine, I made it my own routine, kind of, and I changed some aspects of the story, but that's the gist of the joke. And I fucking heard that shit when I was 10 years old from a 10-year-old boy.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

That's the most Gunnar joke I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

I know. God damn. That's a brain rot back in the fucking early 2000s.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

That's boys fucking a glove full of jelly shit. Um I heard I heard a I heard a joke the other day here. I'll tell now that we're telling jokes. Right. Um so so this guy's telling his friend, he's like, Oh, dude, I found this girl tied up on the railroad, untied her, fucked her pussy, got a blowjob, fucked her ass, the whole thing. He said, Did you get head? He said, I can find it.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Okay, what's the dirtiest joke you ever heard? Honestly, I I told you a dirty joke. What's like the ultimate dirty joke? Do you know it off the top of your head? No. No? Definitely not.

unknown 46:50

Oh, bro.

SPEAKER_04 46:51

Seriously?

unknown 46:53

No.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

I'm not for sure you would know. No. I'm not uh I don't I I don't that's the thing. I like I try so I used to be so good at remembering, like, oh, you remember all these lines from movies, all this com all this like comedy shit, and like now I'm like, especially when I watch comedy, I'm like, I don't want to remember it. Yeah. Sometimes you do it in the vein of the person you watch or like the most. Yeah. So like lots of people say when you start doing stand-up, you're gonna you'll go on stage and your your act will be the comedian that you like the most. Like Mark Normand. Yeah, like Mark Normand. Mark Normand was just on Stavros Halkius' podcast. Yeah. And he was talking about how the first two years of stand-up he was just going on stage and doing Seinfeld. Get the fuck out, really? Yeah, and then somebody when he went up on stage, somebody started singing the Seinfeld song one time, and it just fucking broke him, and he just started tearing into the guy, and then he kind of just started building his own voice. But lots of people say when you first do stand-up, you're trying to find your own voice. So within trying to find your own voice, you're gonna emulate people you like, obviously. So I try to, but when I watch stand-up, I'm like, I love stand-up, I love comedy podcasts, but also I'm like, don't because like I it's easy to just steal bits. It's real easy to just steal bits.

SPEAKER_04 48:07

I literally just stole it from a 10-year-old boy.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

I mean, that's the thing. That's the thing, is that that's just a joke, though, right? Like it's just retelling of a joke, so I don't think that's like I don't know where you heard the joke. I have no I never asked him. As long as you're not passing it off as your own, I'm sure then you're like, you're fine, but who'd want to hold claim to the voodoo dick joke?

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Um, you probably fucking Gunnar. Fucking like I wrote it, it's mine. Yeah, I wrote it. I wrote it with one one hand on my dick, one hand on my phone, looking up pornography.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

I think it was like originally from E-Bomb's world. Remember e-bomb's world way back in the day.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Nah, I never had internet growing up, bro. I was literally Oh, you were poor, poor.

SPEAKER_04 48:47

I never had internet back in the day.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Such a backpedal, because he probably did have internet, but no, it was like I think it was like the one thing in Pine Falls where there was a cutoff for high speed internet, and the cutoff was North Shore Road. Oh no. And I lived at like a hundred meters on the other on the other side. Yeah. We couldn't get high speed internet growing up, so I never had internet. I was just fucking outside climbing trees, fucking fucking catching crickets, bro. Catching frogs, bro. Jerking off in the forest, swimming in ditches, taking a shit in the bush, taking shit from a tree, that's fun. Climb a tree, sit on a branch, take a shit, watch it drop. That's good. That's a good time hanging out in the country.

SPEAKER_04 49:30

I think I only got Wi-Fi once I moved to Pine Falls. So, like, fuck it, I was like internetless until like 2011.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

Damn, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 49:40

I think we only had we had like wired internet, but the family computer was like always like being used up by like my mom.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

Yeah, your dad's got fucking seven terabytes. Fucking just on a flat on a fucking hard drive, buddy.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

No, he used to buy his porn. He used to buy D he had a stack of DVDs and magazines.

SPEAKER_02 49:59

He was one of those guys. So fuck it. It's weird when you find your dad's porn and then you're like, oh, this is what you're into? That's weird. It's weird knowing what your dad likes to jerk off to. It's weird, because I remember I found a video that my dad.

SPEAKER_04 50:11

I would just stop like I would take him and I'd I'd I'd use the same content. It's like, oh, my dad's got good taste. I like this shit too, dude.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

That's semi, that's incest adjacent. I don't know. It's incest adjacent. Is that really is that what it's called? That's what I call it. I just just made it up. You just made it up. It's like an actual term. I was like, bro, no, no, no. Don't say that. Incest adjacent. If you share porn with your daddy, then that's especially if you still call him daddy. It's unbeknownst to him.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

He probably knew.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

He definitely knew. You left stains on it, brother.

SPEAKER_04 50:43

I'm not I'm not retarded, remember? I remember I shoot in the toilet, dude. I'm not shooting on the magazines. I've been doing, I've been doing that shit my whole life. C on a T. Never on a turn. C on a T, but never on a turn, bro.

SPEAKER_02 50:55

T. Um Yeah, I know. I got um, I don't know. Shooting in a toilet's difficult for me, bro. I got fucking I got powerful fucking shots, bro. Fucking sh I got fucking fucking Viltramite shots, brother. My shots are crazy. Put a hole through the fucking walls. My shots brutal, bro. I hit Erica in the face one time, cut her cheek.

SPEAKER_05 51:19

Fucking took a bitch's eye out, man.

SPEAKER_02 51:21

Yeah, cut her cheek, dude. She had to wear a bandage for two days. I said, was Raymond hitting you? She said, no. Yeah, that's right, girl. I hit you.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Hit you with that shot. Fucking like, okay, I'm gonna tell you this fucking story, man. Like uh, I never really I my my nobody in my family knows. I think my dad might know. He might have like you're bisexual. No, he might like kiss like my dad had.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Nobody suspects that? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 51:45

Yeah, like uh he had a pretty big stack of you know, he had a collection, okay? He had a collection of porn. Oh shit. And like a lot of all of all them were like uh were on like uh like burnt CDs. Like he had like a stacks of like burnt CDs. And like there was this kid, I was living in Gillam, this kid's name is Mitchell, and like I used to sell him my dad's DVDs. I would like steal DVDs from my dad and like sell them to this kid. Shout out, Rod. So I could fucking like have money like to like buy like weed and cigarettes and booze on the weekend. That's how big his fucking collection was. There's no way he didn't notice. He may have noticed. I was like, sold his favorite shit. I was fucking I was like fucking like selling shit to this fucking this retard down the street. Legit, the kid was like special, he's like autistic or some shit.

SPEAKER_02 52:34

Wow, that seems like you were taking actually totally taking advantage.

SPEAKER_04 52:37

The kid was he had he had money and like he wanted porn and I sold it to him. That's a true story. You were watching together? No, I didn't even I didn't even know what I was selling him. I was just grabbing fucking grabbing discs.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

You said homie Mitchell, this is a good one, bro. It's a good one. Let's actually go to your place, check it out. I'll show you the good scenes. So you would sell porn to a downs uh special needs kid and then buy drugs. Wow, you're a real entrepreneur. That's like that's real shit. Real entrepreneur style, brother.

SPEAKER_04 53:11

That's that's that's real life. That's that's fucking real, dude. Damn. I know. Like I I know it's like a moral gray area to like sell a friend pornography and then use that to buy drugs.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

I don't think it's morally gray. I think it's just scumbag shit. But I mean, I think it's chill. I don't think it's bad. I think it's chill. I think it's just like, yo, you're dirtbag. Have you ever have what do you think about hooking up with like a down syndrome or an autistic person? Do you think that's fair game? Are we allowed to do that? Are we allowed to hook up with people with about is it taking advantage of a person if you if I fuck a girl with like super down syndrome? Like, you know that girl Sophia Girao? Yeah. Who is that? Do you remember? No. Okay. Play along, man. She's a Down syndrome Victoria Secret model.

SPEAKER_04 54:02

Oh, Kate. I know what you're talking about now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:04

Is it she's got Kate? And fat titties. Is it is it is it taking advantage of if I fuck if I fuck this hot down syndrome chick?

SPEAKER_04 54:13

I think so.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 54:15

Well, I better write a letter to her parents then Well, like I like uh I don't know, because they're also like people with Down syndrome, they're so like they're happy all the time. Like that's a real thing. I just want to make them happier. They're h they're like they're super happy. But then people with autism, like they're very like socially like awkward and whatnot. But people with like Down syndrome, they want to get out there, they want to have fun, they're having the best time ever. But like people with autism, like you're saying down syndrome people are easier to fuck. They'd probably be law or easier to fucking. Do you know this from experience or I'm not speaking from experience, this is a theory of mine.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

It's a theory, I think it's a pretty good theory. I I bagged like six downies. I think it was six downies total. One of them might have been half downy, but autistic chicks probably got good sniffs, bro.

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Yeah, I mean, no, but it's it's hard, like you know, when they're sucking your dick and you want them to like make eye contact with you, and they're just like looking all over the fucking, they can't even look at you.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

I like I like when a girl sucks my dick and looks down, dude. Don't even don't even look at me, girl.

SPEAKER_04 55:22

It's like look me in the fucking eye, and they're just like staring at the fucking wall.

SPEAKER_02 55:31

I think you just gotta slap them in the head, you gotta correct their vision. It's flicker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:37

It's like you know, when a clock gets out of sync. Make them build a Lego set fucking like on my dick while they're fucking like that way they can like actually look at me. Damn, bro. You've thought about this. I've thought about it.

SPEAKER_02 55:48

Damn. I don't know. I've probably seen hot autistic chicks, but you don't know people are autistic until you talk to them. You know, people are down syndrome as soon as you look at them. Like the first time I saw you, I said, I gotta take care of this young man. I gotta take this new kid under my wing. He's retarded. He's gonna fall into a rough crowd. I could tell I better take this young buck under my wing.

SPEAKER_03 56:14

He's gonna fall into a rough.

SPEAKER_02 56:16

I said people are gonna take advantage of this pretty his lovely little soul. I better fucking. You were my weed dealer in high school. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:26

He's gonna fucking fall into a rough crowd. You gotta keep this kid off drugs by selling him drugs.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

I was trying to chill you out, bro. You were fucking you're getting fucking downy rages. That re-rage. Hit him with the re-rage. That sounds like a fucking Mortal Kombat move. Re-rage. It's just a re-rage.

SPEAKER_04 56:48

It's just a kid with his underwear on his head as a mask.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

He's got a plunger as a weapon.

SPEAKER_04 56:54

Fucking using a plunger as a weapon. Fatality. Shovering up your ass.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

Retardality. He sits on your head.

SPEAKER_04 57:11

Friendship. You're just sitting there building a Lego set.

SPEAKER_02 57:17

Sexuality, you bang the little retard. Oh, damn. Okay. Animality. We're cooking. Oh, that and that's just him just being normal. That's just him being normal. Fucking animal, dude. Animals. Fucking crazy. You know that they call them Mongoloids back in the day because they look like Mongolians. Yeah. I just made that up. Is that true? It's not true. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 57:39

But I don't know. I wonder why they called them Mongoloids. Let's Google that real quick.

SPEAKER_02 57:43

Don't Google it. Well, never mind. You can Google it.

SPEAKER_04 57:45

You're not gonna fuck up your I'm not gonna fuck it up because it's on the right, it's on the right frequency now. We're good. It's on the right frequency. Why? I'm gonna actually say with retards. Called mongoloids. Let's see, we're going down the rabbit hole now because Google is our friend and Google will always help us.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

I don't think Google's my friend. I think Google's racist and anti-Semitic.

SPEAKER_04 58:08

People with Down syndrome, literally called Downs syndrome, were historically called mongoloids due to a nine a nineteenth century medical classification based on flawed racial theories and physical observations.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

Mongolian! Dude, you were actually fucking right.

SPEAKER_02 58:29

I probably just heard that somewhere and I thought it wasn't real, but it's real, I guess. Dude.

SPEAKER_04 58:34

Fucking yeah, 1866. Physician John Langdon down first described the condition in 1866 using the term Mongolism or Mongolian idiocy.

SPEAKER_02 58:48

That's fucking wild. Yeah, that's gotta be sick to be Mongolian and walk around and be like, everybody's like, yo, that guy's super down syndrome.

SPEAKER_04 58:56

And like fucking, because this guy fucking made a retarded statement, they started calling it the down syndrome. His last name is fucking down.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

That's almost that's how all shit is.

SPEAKER_04 59:07

I discovered retardation and they fucking name they name it after him. Wait, your last name is retard? So it's retarded.

SPEAKER_02 59:16

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 59:17

Well, down, down. No, I was making a joke that if his last name was retarded it'd be funnier. Yeah, that's very true. Physical features. Listen to this. Down observed that people with the condition often had physical features such as almond-shaped eyes in a fold of the upper eyelid. They're literally just that resembled the people of Mongolian descent.

SPEAKER_02 59:42

They're just describing Sean.

SPEAKER_03 59:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 59:46

They're literally just describing Sean. That is fucking wild. That's an even time I get stoned as fuck, man. I get I get I get in touch with the Mongoloid. I'm gonna change your name on my phone to Almond Eyes. Fucking do it. Almond eyes. Eyes do behazel. Fucking the renaming of the condition, though. The term was used medically until the earth until the early 1970s. So they they called it mongoloidism until fucking like the 1970s. That's very recent.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:14

That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:15

Yeah, you think you oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:17

And it was eventually changed to Down syndrome after researchers pushed for the change due to the terms racist or origins and inaccuracy. That's fucking wild how you made a joke and it actually like it's actually true.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:33

Well, I don't think like I definitely heard it somewhere. It wasn't like it was just like freeball and freestyle.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:37

I thought you were fucking freeballing.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:39

No. Um, but yeah, dude. Um retards definitely weren't treated well until recently. So I mean, all those all those dates make sense to me. I don't think they were like definitely coveted coveted in society, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:52

Well, like, no, they they literally had like special homes and places where they're like, hey, like, go over here. I don't want you a part of my life.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:57

Yeah, like usually like 31-year-old dudes that still live with their parents are like, yo, these people are special. We gotta keep this. That's why we're recording this in my basement. Literally, his parents came up earlier and they were like, Sean, are you okay? Do you need any water? Do you need to go to the bathroom? Mom, the meatloaf. He's a mommy, I pooped in my pants. Um, that's a big boy. Yeah, um, so I don't know if I ever told you about this because I think don't think we really have many topics here. Um, I was thinking about this the other day when I first moved to the city. I created an alter ego. Oh, yeah, what was it? Yeah, it was a superhero alter ego. Oh, dude, that's here.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:35

Yeah, yeah, it was that's fucking dism.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:38

Yeah. Yeah, I think it's when we and Erica first started dating, and we had FaceTime all the time, and I was playing video games all night, and I was just making jokes trying to make Erica laugh. And I was like, Yeah, like, I don't know, I think I created this new superhero. And she's like, Oh yeah, what's his name? I said, It's uh Ron the Raper. She said, She said, Wait, he's a superhero and his name's Ron the Raper. I said, That's the thing though, he doesn't rape, he just inspires the fear of rape. Because what he does is he fucks up criminals and then with the with the potential that he's gonna rape them. So people don't even do crime anymore because they're scared to get raped. They're afraid to potentially get raped. And he's got the double RR on his chest, like Daredevil wrong raper. So he doesn't there's no he's never raped a person in his life, but he's just it's like a lore, like Batman, like he inspires me. He inspires fear of rape, yeah. I will rape your butthole. Get away.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:34

The city is full of scum.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:35

Yeah, exactly. But yeah, it's it hasn't really taken off yet. I've been trying to get workshop it a little bit, but that's like a that's literally an eight-year-old idea. I made I came up with that like eight years ago, and I was like, I don't know, I think that's kind of funny. Ron the raper. The streets need to be swept. Yeah, I made a I made a YouTube channel called Ron the R. Can't put raper on YouTube, surprisingly.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:00

Yeah, no, you gotta add another P.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:02

They won't let you use that Ron the rapper, though, just seems like a middle-aged man. Seems like a white boy MC. Yeah. Logic, dude. Fuck yeah. Half-white, half-black. Show that. He looks like a rapist. I could see it, but you know what? Rapists probably look like just white people. Most rapists are white people.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:22

Or Indian dudes. Or Indian dudes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

Or black dudes. Well, it seems like everybody kind of rapes, eh? I think everybody rapes. Just not us. What do you mean just not us? Speak for yourself, brother. Anyone who has to clarify that they're not a rapist, definitely a rapist. If you need to say the words of not a rapist, probably a rapist.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:44

It's like Trump on 60 Minutes, like literally like yesterday, like after his assassination attempt.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:50

And he was like, I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:54

It's like she never really asked you that question, bro. Like, why do you gotta fucking say that?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:58

I know you're going with the fake news.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:01

Bro, sh dude, you literally just admitted to be to be a rapist in a pedophile. Yeah, that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

I mean when you're that rich, you could rape whoever you want. Yeah, I think it's going fucking down, dude. Yeah, that's how it goes. Have you seen Russell Brands crash out?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:12

Oh, yeah, fucking, you know, I fucked this 16-year-old guy, you know, but it's consensual and fucking There's Morgan.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's like, and then he's like, well, I don't how come you didn't just ask me about my Bible verse? And then he's like, all right, how about the Bible verse that you're talking about? And then he flips through the pages for like three minutes and he's like, Isaiah? Yep, Isaiah? And he's like, he's trying to find it. So funny, dude. That guy's and he's he's on he's on the Catholic run now or the Christian run now because he had he and then he openly talked about having sex yet with a 16-year-old girl.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:46

Yeah, fucking it's crazy. He openly talked about that on like some podcasts.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:49

No, he said that on Pierce Morgan.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:51

Oh, yeah, it was on Pierce Morgan. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:53

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, Russell Brand, dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:56

Yeah, straight dog. I'm like, you know, it's like one of those like people like that you look at him, it's like I'm not really surprised. Yeah, he's a fucking sex symbol, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

Look at him. You can't become a sex symbol without enduring a couple of rapes. Not enduring, sorry, uh perpetuating.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:17

Well, didn't he write about it? And like not even write about it. I'm thinking about fucking like uh like uh Cletus from uh like Anthony Cletus from um Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah, he talked about fucking kids. Yeah, he he fucked a 14, he had a relationship with a 14-year-old girl when he was in his 20s. When he wrote the album like uh sex, blood and magic, he was like fucking some 14-year-old girl, and it's like, dude, what the fuck? And it's like they're like they're they're they're they're they're telling us, and nobody's fucking doing anything, and it kind of pisses me the fuck off. And it's like, man, like the proof is right there. They're admitting to it. Fucking go and get them. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:54

Fucking I don't know how you feel about it, but it pisses me the fuck off. I don't know, bro. I think it's like, you know, if you cheat in a game. But you never get caught, then it's just like the game's over, bro. You can't really fuck with me now. He he I don't know that's a bad analogy, and it was trying, it was it was meant to be a joke, but it seems like I'm being serious. I was like, Meant to be a joke, felt too felt too real. Um I knew I I knew it was a joke. Um, I don't know. Definitely don't fuck kids. If you're gonna fuck kids, don't write about it in your own book. Seems simple as that. Also, if you're caught fucking kids oh, you know what's crazy? Did you see that? I I don't know if you know much about this. Do you know the YouTuber streamer Vitali? Yes. So the one who like got locked up in Japan or Korea or whatever, he's locked up for like nine months and then he came back and he just did a stream where he does streams where he catches predators.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:47

And he he uh caught this one guy, and this one guy was I like how you keep doing quotation marks.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:52

Well, because well, because it was the wrong guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:54

Yeah, he falsely called him a pedophile on camera, yeah, was being super racist to him, basically destroyed his life, yeah, but it was the wrong guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

Yeah, he fucking they destroyed this man's life.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:06

Yeah, so now he's like now the guy now the guy's getting sued, and so Vitaly's probably gonna go back to jail or owe a lot of money. Fucking Vitaly is a fucking piece of shit, and never liked his content anyways. I mean the one that he got on Tosh.0 for I liked when the Fenton when the bass salts craze was going around and people were doing doing all the bass salts in Florida and eating each other. And then so he dressed up as like a zombie and like started running after people in the hood, and this guy pulled out a gun and shot at him. Okay, that's that that that's pretty lit. Yeah, he got on Tosh.0 for that one.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:37

That's pretty lit. That's like uh Ari Shafir. Um you ever like uh watch watch that video? He's like, I'm gonna go like uh and um find some immigrants or whatever, and like he fucking finds like all these Mexicans and thinks they all they all think that he's bringing them onto a job, but he brings them to the fucking deportation office. Classic that's a classic bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:00

Yeah, classic bit. That's ice before ice, brother.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:02

Yeah, it's just Ari Shafir driving around. Hey, I got a drop for you, just driving into the fucking immigration office. Ari Shafir's the precursor to ice in America. Ari Shafir's fucking hilarious. A lot of people fucking hate him. Nicole hates him. My sister can't stand Ari. Why? She thinks he's like sexist and misogynistic and like all this like stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

Even though, like Isn't that most comedians?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:23

I think most comedians are like that, but I think they're like they're character their caricatures of themselves. I don't actually believe they're actually like this in real life. I think they're just carri caricatures of themselves at this point.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:36

You think I actually fuck kids? I don't believe you fucking. Well then I know you don't fuck them. It's a joke. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think like I think people people see something, they see comedians say something they don't like, and they're immediately like, oh, that's who this person is. And it's like, well, they're a comedian.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:50

And I feel like that's why the art of comedy is dying. They're canceling comedy because they associate the thing that like like we might say some fucking like outlandish shit on here. We don't mean it. Yeah, yeah. It depends.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:09

When we talk about me cutting Erica's cheek with a shot of Jiz. That shit happened. That's real.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:13

I believe it. Powerful loads. I'll be right back. I gotta take a piss. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:18

Hold down the fort again. Hold it down. Sean keeps leaving. There's some fucking plastic fish on the wall. I don't know what this is about. Seems very performative male. He's also got a little ukulele in the corner. Also, his dad works at hydro and he's got a fucking model of a fucking like transformer or fucking, you know, those big things in the field that hold the power lines that are giant and you always want to climb. Every time you see one, you're like, I can fucking climb that shit. Why can't I fucking climb that shit? He's got that 3D model scale next to the laptop where he beats Dick. Just odd. An odd setup. It's also still Jesus, dude. I get a feeling. Like, I sat on this one cushion and it made like a squish sound, like a s like a squish. Like a like, you know, when you sit on like when you step in a puddle or like you walk around with your sock that's wet. That's kind of the noise it made when I sat on it and like it smells fucking. Oh my god, it's so good, dude. Shit smells so good. I'm literally on my face buried in it right now. Oh, I hear some movement upstairs, bro. I think somebody just got fucked in the butt. Somebody's gonna wash their hands, bro. All good, you know what happens. Yeah, I'm not talking about you. So, like, I heard you saying plastic fish. Yeah, uh, you can talk about the plastic fish if you want. I'm not gonna be a part of it because I also gotta piss. We gotta be better at this podcast because I think we should stop pissing so much. Well, that's what happens when you drink beer. Yeah, well, maybe we gotta fucking stop drinking beer, dude. Maybe we gotta fucking clean our act up. How old are you? 31. Fuck, dude. Damn. That's so old. But I'm Canadian. I live beer. Literally just turned 23 last week.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:10

Raymond is actually one year younger than me, and we like our birthdays are only days apart.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:15

So that's what I told Sean. That's also the part of my master. You know how I told you.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:20

That's how your birthday is that you're the only friend whose birthday I remember. How I know that sounds kind of gay, but your birthday is like what September 7th?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:27

Yeah, I mean it's easy to remember when it's fucking three days after yours. Yeah, exactly. I remember I remember every I remember everybody's birthday and still never text on their birthday like a dickhead. Anyway, I gotta piss. You text me, motherfucker. I text you.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:42

So Raymond said plastic fish, they are not plastic. They are actually, I'm pretty sure they're made out of carbon.