The Bridge Between Mongols and Mongoloidism, a PSA. (Part 2)

Part 2 of the latest Just Clownin’ Podcast is here.

Sean and Ray dive into Daredevil, Hollywood nonsense, and why Zendaya’s success might have a little more to do with talent than just looks. Somewhere along the way, the boys also unpack more stories from their friendship—including a chaotic ex-girlfriend situation that probably would’ve destroyed weaker friendships.

There’s also some questionable parenting discussions from Raymond, zero useful life advice from Sean (the man can barely keep himself together), and enough beer by the end of the episode that Sean starts losing his battle with the English language entirely.

Oh—and yes, there are Jason Statham impressions. Bad ones.

It’s more laughs, more beer, more chaos, and absolutely no structure whatsoever.

Just two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes. Once again, nothing is off limits… but that’s the whole point.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Sean trying to say, oh, these aren't plastic fish on the wall. What did he say? My dad caught these fish? Hate to brick burst your bubble, buddy. Those look pretty plastic to me. Dude, cake, but okay, they're they're replicas of fish that my dad caught. But are they plastic?

SPEAKER_03 0:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Wait, what was that? Was that plastic when you touched it?

SPEAKER_03 0:27

No, dude. Fucking like this fish right here, the real the real fish of this fish is actually over there. That's the fucking that's the real fish. That's the real fish, and this is the fucking, you know.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Alright, so Sean's dad's got a decomposing fish in the other room, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Yeah, it's it's been shrinking my whole life. I'm surprised it's still in the shape that it is. I remember when my dad caught that fish, man. That fucking that big walleye at the bottom there. When he caught that shit, I was the same size as that walleye. I was the same height. It's crazy. I remember that. I remember you. I was like three.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

You don't remember that, you lying.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

Fucking.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

You don't become sentient until four. Fuck off, man. In four, I was in preschool. You don't become sentient until four. It's proven in children's psychology books. Children don't start developing memories. That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

They start developing memories and they're fucking like two and a half, three years old. Well, I guess you're more into the city. I'm gonna Google it. I'm gonna Google it. I'm gonna Google it.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Yeah, my son definitely doesn't remember shit right now.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Your fucking son remembers shit. He's remembering dinosaurs and age. That's the thing, but he doesn't remember.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

But when he gets older, he's not gonna be able to recall experiences from this age, is what I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

I'm pretty sure my my first memory was watching Jurassic Park.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Yeah, when you were 10.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

Okay, when do children become sentient? I'm gonna fucking prove you're wrong, man. I think the correct question is when do children start to develop memories? Do children start developing memories? Ooh, that's a good question.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

Because that's the real question. Sentient is just a joke I was doing. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

They were born sentient. Pretty sure all creatures are sentient. All creatures are sentient, my friend. I'm fucking when do children become sentient. Fuck. Apparently, I haven't become sentient yet, for fuck's sake. No, bro.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

I'm a I'm a fucking I'm an ant, bro.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

When are these four memories? Yeah, fucking around three to four years of age. Yeah, three to four, probably leading closer to four. I don't know, man. Why would they put you in kindergarten at like four to five years old?

SPEAKER_01 2:27

You just said four to five. Did you just say four to five or not? I was four years old, man. When I was in kindergarten. Exactly. And they just said you start developing memories at four years old. So you can remember it when you're four years old, but anything before that, nah, you don't remember that shit. Yeah. That's why we had this conversation a couple weeks ago. We're like, if you rape a baby, it's fine because like they can't remember it. It's not fine though. Oh, I mean like fine like mentally. Like they'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, they won't. They won't remember. Yeah, I mean, it's not okay for a person to do it, but like it's okay for the baby because they'll grow up and be like, oh, I'm fine. I'm a little stretched out, but where'd this scar come from? I don't remember. Scar, dude, I'm not that big. Chill, bro. I can fit. You know what I started doing recently? So I started every time Andre gives me a kiss, I grab the back of his head like we're making out. I fucking grip the back of his head. I grip the back of his head, and I say, kiss me like you love me. Fucking grab the back of his head with both my hands, I interlace my fucking fingers in his hair, and I say, Fuck kiss me like you love me, boy.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Yeah, Erica doesn't like that one either. I know. I don't I don't like it. I'm just like, bro. Is that real? Yeah, dude, but it's not like I'm not like doing it like we're making out, but I do I grab his head and I say, Andre, I'm grabbing your head like we're in love, dude. Look at me, look at me. Be in this moment. Look me in the eyes. Kiss me. Be in this moment. Kiss me.

unknown 4:18

Kiss me.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I said I probably said this on the first podcast, but um, I used to I used to do this joke. If I did this on the first podcast, just tell me and I won't do it again. Um I think you told it to me in person, but go ahead and tell it. Where uh me and Erica Erica and I will I was trying to write this as a joke, actually. We're like, I get when Andre was young, Erica, Erica and me and Andre would be sitting around, and Erica would be like, Andre, give me a kiss. And then he gave Erica a kiss, and then I'd be like, Andre, give me a kiss. And then Andre would give me a kiss. And I was like, Erica, this is the closest I'm gonna get to a threesome now. Yeah, he told me that in person. She said, That's fucking weird. She fucking hates this. Please don't say that anymore. And then sometimes when I when Andre kisses me, I say, Alright, again, Andre kiss me again, but with tongue. She says, Please don't do that. I say, Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Well, what if you take this seriously one day and starts to like make it out with people?

SPEAKER_01 5:14

I'll teach them. I'm a good father, dude. I'm a teacher. You're gonna do it, you gotta you gotta do it right. Yeah, dude, grip my thigh.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

Fuck, man. Oh, you're wild, man. But I love it.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

He's my son, dude. Anybody's gonna fucking actually I ask consent every time I fucking clean his butt. I say, is it okay if I pull your dick skin back?

SPEAKER_03 5:43

I wanna say this though. I'm gonna be fucking completely honest. I just want to say this a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

Fucking getting a little tipsy over there, almond eyes.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

I am getting drunk a little bit. I'm I'm you know, I'm I'm feeling it.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

We're at an hour and 25 minutes. Okay, we need another hour and a half. Oh man, we got it. Okay. We fucking got it, man. All right, I believe in you.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

I believe in you. I know you're just gonna be like, fucking fucking tits, fucking puss.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

I'm swearing a lot, and I went, I went, I went back against my word.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

I am so sorry to my listeners. You're a bad person.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

I'm a bad person.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

I don't swear anymore, actually. I'm clean cut individual. I'm straight edge, actually. He just fucks his son. That's that technically, if you fuck your son, that's still considered straight edge. It's not drugs. Pedophilia isn't a drug, or it might be actually. Adrenochrome. Once you hit that pedophilia once, dude, you're fucking chasing the dragon. Chasing the dragon, bro. Can't find nothing. Adrenochrome's fun, dude. I'm gonna cut that. Did you do that? Cut what? Don't even worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

You don't even listen to the podcast.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Doesn't matter if we're being funny. Why are we cutting stuff? Fucking Sean cuts everything that he doesn't like when I say it, and bro, I'm gonna have to start listening to this podcast. I don't cut everything. Sean me cutting some good bit, stupid. Dude, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

I'm not going to lie, I did cut a lot out of I cut an hour of shit out of the first episode.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

Yeah, that's just because you can't handle it, bro. You can't handle it.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

But then as we progressed, I I cut less and less because things became more classy.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Children are classy. I've seen some girls in dresses super classy. Why are you why do you keep alley ooping me? It's like you're throwing alley oops and not expecting me to dunk on that ass. I know. No, it's fine, bro. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna cut that whole part. There's there's parts that I that I can't. I know, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

It's fine. This is behind this is fucking behind the studio talk, dude. They don't got a noble we're cutting. Fucking Sean cut all this stuff about his ex-girlfriends earlier because he's fucking texting them again, being a little simp.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

I also I bleeped out Raylan's name on their audio.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland, Rayland. Whatever, fuck. Stinky pussy.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

I didn't want her to know that's the one we were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 8:10

What if we get sued? Sued by who?

SPEAKER_03 8:12

Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 8:14

Who knows? We're not gonna get sued by what our 12 listeners. Yeah, what is our 25 friends that listen to this podcast are gonna sue us? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Fucking, but like uh eventually I am gonna market the fuck out of this podcast.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Yeah, we gotta get better at it first and then I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_03 8:28

That's what I said. We're on like episode like fucking like five, six once we get four.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

What? Four? Well, we're on four right now.

SPEAKER_03 8:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

Oh, you want to market once we get to five or six? I'm probably gonna start. I'm I'm waiting until we get to like twenty-five. I'm waiting until we get good at a podcast and we know what the podcast is and we can. And start marketing. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. But you market whenever you want. I'm literally gonna, I'm I'm getting back on social media. I'm fucking everybody I know.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

This podcast isn't just my podcast, it's your podcast.

SPEAKER_01 8:56

Yeah, I know, but that's the thing. That's why I'm saying, like, I don't want to start marketing it yet until we get like until I feel like we're at a point where I'm like, okay, this is a good product. Right now, right now, right now, right now I think it's a great product. I'm just saying we are still very um blue. What is what is the term green? We're still very green.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

It's pre. It's pre. It's like we're not coming yet. We're just pre-ing. You can still get pregnant from pre. We're on the cusp. Yes. Sometimes pre can hit. You never know.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

I've heard the pre only hits though once you fucking do round two. It's a round two pre that really gets you. That's when you actually buzz. No, because you pre you because you come, and then you still got a little bit of fucking juice in the veins, and then you hit her with a pre on the round two, and then that pre fucking takes all the other bugs out of your system. You're I heard you have you ever heard of bug chasers? No, inform me. Okay, so bug chasers are gay dudes that seek out other gay dudes with STDs. Because they want to get STDs, they're called bug chasers. Gotta catch them all. I'm surprised you don't know about this. Don't you and your boys talk about this in the group chat? The bisexual boys.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

Well, I guess I I guess if I'm gonna dive deep into the community, I guess I gotta start fucking bug chasing. I guess I gotta get to get gay. I gotta be on that.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

I think you already got misty piss, so you're halfway there. I'm fucking halfway there.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Misty piss, check. Let's go. Fucking bug chasing.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Why is your piss misty? Do you have it?

SPEAKER_03 10:20

It's not misty, and you want to have like a it was only misty that one time.

SPEAKER_01 10:23

It's like you have a sprinkler setting on your piss.

SPEAKER_03 10:27

You were totally right. I didn't I didn't want to admit it to you, but I did like fucking moments before you came over.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Moments! Yeah. Were you thinking about me?

SPEAKER_03 10:37

I saw something online, I was like, oh, that's content.

SPEAKER_01 10:41

I was like, ah, okay. You saw something online, you said that's content, and then you beat off to it? Yeah. Oh, so I thought you were insinuating that that's content for the podcast, and then you beat off and then just didn't tell me about it.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

So is like goats or bow, what kind of bovine creature was it? What kind of what kind of farm animal was this that you seen? Oh, you know what I want to talk about? Because I think it's I think it's crazy. And I was talking to Erica about this, and I don't think that I don't know, maybe she had the same opinion, but maybe she didn't really understand my opinion, so I never I I barely ever understand your opinion either.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

I've known you for like fucking like shit.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Yeah, because you're always drunk as fuck, you fucking drunkard. You fucking you fucking drunkard juice bag. There's well, not only juices in this couch, but there's juices in Sean's gut right now. Anyway, um the I'm not a drunkard. Fucking Christ. Got his ass, dude. Hit him where it hurts. Hit him where it hurts.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

Like, oh, you're a drunkard. It's like, bro, we decided that we're gonna drink on the pod. So now everybody thinks I'm an alcoholic.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Hit him, hit him with a sensitive, hit him in the sensitive spot. He felt that and he said, no, no, no, that hurt me. That hurt me, Daddy. I'm sorry, you're not a drunkard, you're a drunkie. I think that's less. There's levels to this levels. There's a hierarchy. I can live with a I can live with a drunky. Hell yeah, it's like it's like adjacent. I was just gonna say it's adjacent. Okay, it's a junkie. Junkie adjacent. Junkie adjacent. Okay, anytime you have a sip, you say, Oh, god damn, it smells so fucking good in here, boys. Yeah, word. You that kind of shit. Anyway, um, so we were we're watching Euphoria season three. And um You're actually watching that shit? Yeah, it's funny because you're like, you're actually watching that shit. When we talked about it in the group chat, you were like, yeah, I'm gonna watch it. And now you're like, you're actually watching it? Of course I'm watching it. Cindy Sweet is still showing her tits. And fucking and Well, she shows her tits in this season. And what are you talking about? My fucking sexy little little femboy is still in it, dude. Hunter Schaefer? What are you talking about? You know what's crazy? You're by and I'm the one that's comfortable with my sexuality. I'd fuck that little dude.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

You'd fuck Hunter Schaefer.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

So hot.

SPEAKER_03 13:02

So hot. I mean, like, fucking if you're gonna fuck a dude, look like it look like a dude. Don't confuse me and look at look like a dude and a chick at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

That's crazy. You'd rather fuck a dude that looks like a dude. Damn, maybe you are gay. Um anyway. That might be the gayest thing I've ever heard you say. That's crazy. I really fucking actually pretty gay. It's fine, you're gay. Um, but um I just don't understand how like so. Sydney Sweeney has made it. Sydney Sweeney is on top, Sydney Sweeney is huge. She's definitely not as big as N D. She's huge, she's not yeah, she's got fucking heavies, double heavies. She's huge. Like she's not in Dune, she's not in Spider-Man, she's not in these crazy movies. But Sydney Sweeney has made has has hit commercial success. Sydney Sweeney is on top, she's in all these advertisements, she's she's she's she's making money. She like her.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

Jacob Alardi won a fucking Oscar.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

Yeah, Jacob Alerty is way more successful than Sydney Sweeney. Yeah um, but um the point that I'm trying to make is that so Sydney Sweeney in season one of Euphoria was relatively unknown. Nobody really knew her as an act actor. And then she shows her tits in that scene in that season, and it blows her up. It makes her one of the biggest actors ever because she shows her super fat heavy titties that are just full of milk, and it's great. And then she, whatever the season ends, goes to the second season, blah blah blah. I don't think she shows titties in the second season, and then third season comes around, which is like years later. So she is established, she is an actress, she is very, very popular. And then this third season, full frontal titties, pretty sure vag shows everything ice cream dripping on the titties, goddamn, beat off material. And in my head, I'm like, why do you you don't need to do that anymore? You're you've made it. There's no reason for you to ever need to show your titties ever again. And I'm like, dude, she's doing it for the love of the game. This girl is a dog, this girl knows what she knows what we want, and she's given it. It's not I just don't understand why she's doing it because it's not her.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

It's not her. She's contractually obligated.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

I don't think she'll she I don't I think she has a big enough name where after like I think it's you signs contracts per season, unless she's signed for multiple con multiple season contract, which I don't think people are in that show because they drop out left and right. That is very true. So if she is, I'm sure they're signed contractually season per season, and I'm sure she has a big enough star power now to say, no, I don't need to show my tits anymore.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

Well, maybe it's like a got pup. Maybe she's doing it because well, she caught a lot of flack for the fucking the the like the jeans commercial. It's in my jeans. Like fucking people want to cancel her.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Yeah, but that's just homos. That's just gay people who don't understand what a commercial is.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Yeah, well, she's literally talking about talking about genes. And people think of the wrong way. It's in my jeans. It's a Levi commercial, you dumb fuck. It's jeans, it's a play on words. It's nothing to do with race. Fucking idiots. I mean, you're racist yourself for taking it that way. She is our white savior, though. It's how it's how I feel, man. She's our white savior.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

Anyway, she does definitely doesn't need to show tits anymore in the show. Yet she still continues to show full tits. Pretty sure Vag. I don't know if she shows Vag. I don't think she shows Vag, but it's very close to Vag. And I'm like, dude, you don't need to do that anymore. Why are you still doing that? And it's like, I don't know, it confuses me. I'm like, I get it. Because it's like it definitely brings more eyes to her chest, but it's like more eyes to her chest, yes. It's not anything that I think that she needs to be doing. I don't know. It seems like seems more detrimental to her career than it could be popular.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

She's very one-dimensional, anyways. She's not a great actress, so she's not a good actress. She sucks. She's very one-dimensional. Whereas Zendaya isn't. Zendaya is actually a talented fucking actress. That's why she's fucking like in four blockbuster films this year. She's in the Odyssey. She's in Dune. She's in fucking like in in in the Spider-Man film. And she's also gonna be in Doomsday. Fucking like she's fucking like in four blockbuster films set for this year because Zendaya is actually talented. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:21

Whereas Sydney Sweeney isn't. I don't know. I think that that's like probably something I would maybe not fully disagree on because I haven't seen all of Sydney Sweeney's work. I bet you haven't either. But she had to have gotten on that show for a reason. I'm sure I'm pretty sure she was on a bunch of stuff before. And like she has to be like she has to have some kind of range. Because that's the first time she showed her titties on Euphoria.

SPEAKER_03 17:41

She was in the first season of um what's that hotel show called again? Fucking what's it called again there? The White Lotus. She was in the first season of the White Lotus.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

Yeah, but barely. And that was after Euphoria.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

That was like during their film during the same time. And then she was also like in another film.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

Are you sure about that? Or are you just bringing are you just making that up?

SPEAKER_03 18:00

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure White Lotus season one was before the Euphoria season one. I'm pretty sure. Let's find out. Alright, check this out. White Lotus.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

You might be right, because Euphoria's already, or uh White Lotus has already finished season three and Euphoria's on season three. Yeah. But it feels like Euphoria comes out a lot slower.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

It does. Like fucking, it took fucking three years for season two for season three to come out. Okay, release. Let's check this out. Let's check this fucking out, man. I'm I'm I'm I guarantee you I'm right. I'm pretty sure I'm right. Alright, July 11th, 2021.

SPEAKER_01 18:39

And then you said, I'm pretty sure I'm right.

SPEAKER_03 18:41

So there's so so it's July 11th, 2021, with white white lotus season one. Alright, now let's fucking go euphoria.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

Yeah, that might be. June's oh fuck me, I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

But they were filmed at the same time if they came around at the same time. Like they have to be filmed at the same time. Yeah. Depends how much uh post-production they did, depends how long it took, regardless. But I mean, but but that's the thing. In have you watched White Lode season one? Yeah, I've watched. I've watched all of White Lode season. Sidney Sweeney's barely in that show in season one. She's not even a main character, she's like just the top chick in the show.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

There's a whole there's a whole plot point around her and her best friend that she fucking brings out.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Yeah, there's there's a there's a whole arc. Yeah, but more with her best friend than her.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Yeah, that's very true. Yeah, Sydney Sweeney's like the jealous bitch.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Yeah, I don't know. I would I wouldn't classify her as being like, oh, she there is another show that she's in. Look up her filmography. Actually, I'll look it up, don't worry about it. She's my queen.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

She was in a movie. That was actually it's an actually really good movie. Uh it's with um Pete Davidson. It's actually one of Pete Davidson's best movies. I forget what the fuck it's called. But uh she's in there. It's really good. It's a really good film. I just forget what the hell it's called.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

And that film was was also okay. Well that this is probably where she got her chops made, was she was in Handmaid's Tale. Oh, word, she was in there? Yeah, so that's probably where people were like, they seen her in that, and they were like, Okay, that's where she was.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

She was also in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I know that. She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Yeah. But uh Tarantino. Handmaid's Tale started in 2017, so and I'm sure she was probably in one of the earlier seasons.

SPEAKER_03 20:26

Hmm. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

That makes sense. And that show is generally considered like a really good show. Yeah, so she had to have done something decent in that show that considered her to be acting in this other show, unless they just cast her based on her fat tits, which they could have.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

Well, I she was uh in like one scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Tarantino film, and she didn't show her tits in there. It was the scene where like Cliff Booth goes to the fucking spawn ranch and like she's the one like talking to fucking like uh uh Dakota fanny's character. Oh yeah, he's coming out to the coming out to the you know the the house now. Like you like that's her like talking in the doorway. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I I mean I don't think she's she's definitely when you're comparing her to Zendaya, I think it's probably unfair. But maybe not unfair. It's not unfair. Zendaya well, Zendaya's bad.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Zendaya has no cake and no tits. And look where she's at right now. She's got no body.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Zendaya's like she's got range, she's good. If you're ready to let me talk, Zendaya's been acting since she was 12. Okay. Since she was a child. Sydney Sweeney, her first role was in 2017. So I mean, like it's it's it's that's actually that that's a fair point. But she's also I'm also not disagreeing. Zendaya is ten times the actor, but she's also been acting since she was a child.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

Yeah, but I'm sure Sydney Sweeney was too, just didn't get no, so she's yeah, that's a fair point though. Fucking twenty seventeen up until now, that's how like she climbed up too quickly. That's that that makes her Point the asset point.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

But also, yeah, Zendaya is uh I I I've made this point before and I stand by it. Zenday is our generation's like Julia Roberts or something. Like she's she's our generation's Merrill Streep. Like she's an incredible actress.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

Yes. I guess like I I wish that she would star in more films that had the that had the acting range that she conveys in Euphoria because she she she she encapsul encapsulates addiction so well in Euphoria and she's so layered in Euphoria, but like she legit steals the show in Euphoria. She's the best the best thing about Euphoria.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

Yeah, she's arguably the main character. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

But like fucking like like she's the only character that's done realistically, and she portrays this character realistically, and there's layers with this character. I just wish she had more uh roles outside of Euphoria that encapsulated her acting abilities. She plays a good Charny though. She does she does do a good Chawny.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

Yeah, I mean I think I think she does what's uh expected of her of her in the role. So I don't think that she's like maybe it's just she hasn't got the opportunity to display the range anymore. But that's the thing, euphoria was the very first show that she ever did that was that kind of role. Yeah. Like she's she was a she's a Disney star. She's a Disney star that turned into Euphoria, where she's doing heroin and getting fucked up on drugs the whole show, and it's like a complete 180 from her personality and any other thing she's done. So I think asking for more of that is like, well, she only just started doing that recently. So it's like, I mean, it is what it is at this point, right? Like she's only gonna take roles that are offered to her that are crazy, unless she starts writing shit.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

But I mean, dude, she is a good Chawny. Maybe we'll see what happens in in Doom Part 3. Chawny slaps in Doom Messiah in the novel. So we'll see what happens in Doom Part 3. So who knows, mate? You might she might get an Oscar.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

What? I don't know. I'm just fucking.

SPEAKER_03 24:01

They actually they made Chawny so much stronger in the films and they made her in the in the book. In the book, she's like so like subservient. Subservient.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

Neither is he in that one. Yeah, subservient. Subservient. Subservient.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

I am subservient. I will kill everything.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

I fucking mispronounced. My name is Subservient. I am the newest Autobot. Once again, Sean Bouvier mispronounces words.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

Subservient. It'd be crazy. It's it's funny that I'm like, yeah, you definitely don't know two languages because you've barely mastered one. Yeah, I know. I don't know two languages at all. I only know I barely know the one. Wow, you just said exactly everything I just said. I know.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Wow, this guy, this guy is fucking. Hey guys.

SPEAKER_03 24:49

Hey guys, hey guys. This guy's good. I'm good, man. Yo, I'm too quick. Fast as fuck, boy. Yeah, so today's episode, what did what did you think about today's episode?

SPEAKER_01 25:02

It was mid. Daredevil. Mid? It was mid. I don't know what's gonna happen with the end of this season finale, but I thought it was it was I thought it was alright. I thought it was interesting. Um what did I I think I don't think Michael or yeah, Michael Gandalfini's death was gonna ask deserved. I think it is stupid how they think that his character arc redemption can be oh brink dragging that little black chick, BB Eric. That little fucking piece of fucking snack. Dragging her to her death and then being like, yo, you can I you can go is like, oh, he's a good guy now. That's just like no, that's not character progression, that's just him being like, oh, I'll just die, and it's like not good. Necessarily all he did was like just die. Yeah, um, I do like how they kill people in the show. I do like how they don't have everybody doesn't have plot armor. I did like the character that Michael Gandalf played, Daniel, but I do understand that maybe he had to go. Um I don't know. How did you feel about it?

SPEAKER_03 26:06

Um, I do agree that Daniel was a good character. I totally agree with that. I do love I I actually I liked his character and I was expecting uh a character arc, like a whole fucking like uh you know, because last episode it made it look like he was going to, you know, like be a good guy again. You know, a redemption arc. But then this episode, he didn't really have a redemption arc until the last moment. He just lied to BB the entire time. In the last moments, he's like, uh, okay, fuck you, uh run away. Don't tell me your name. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't say where you are. Don't don't don't tell me shit. Just go. Huh. He was gonna fucking bring her to her legit like all like her death. Lamb to the slaughter. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, man, you decide the last the last second, that's not a good redemption arc to me.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Yeah, I don't I don't know. I didn't I didn't think it was well deserved, I didn't think it was good. I don't know how people online feel about it, but we just watched it.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

Um I also have crazy mad notes from And then like fucking like I didn't like how like oh man like Matt Murdoch comes in there, huh, hey. It's like, oh that's a great moment, that's awesome, but then nothing happens. It's like I I I think he expected a different result, but then there's no nobody cares, really. It kind of just like fell flat for me. There's one way, there's cameras there, right? He shows up as Matt Murdoch. There's like a one gas and that's it.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Yeah, I I don't know that part where you show up as Matt Murdoch, too. I think the funniest part of the show is at the beginning where Darren or Kingpin did a ha! Oh yeah, he was talking it where he's popping at Karen Page, and then he audibly he audibly goes, ha. And I'm like, dude, that is so comic booky, that is so silly for him to actually audibly laugh like a like a madman. Um we're gonna throw it back though because I got hella notes on um previous episodes. So go we're gonna jump back to season four or episode four, which is uh where Daredevil and Bullseye have the mad showdown. Probably best episode of the season so far. Great episode. Starts off with Bullseye like alone in his apartment with his daily routine. There's one part in the show where I was watching it and I was like, dude, I don't know. He's so he's cooking eggs in the very beginning of the show, and he cooks one egg for breakfast. Yeah, motherfucker puts like three teaspoons of olive oil in that pan. It's too much oil, bro. What are we doing here? Why are you using that much oil? I seen that and I was like, dude, it's too much oil, bro. I noticed I noticed the same thing. Too much oil, bro. Why do you have so much pan and like and it wasn't and it was canola oil, it wasn't even olive? Dude, this motherfucker is using canola? Bad. Bad didn't like it, thought it was silly. Second thing that I wrote down from that episode is like, because like he's at home and he's like making eggs, and then he's like, this is the morning routine, and then he like leaves his house and he's like talking to his neighbor, petting her cat, giving her food. He makes an egg for the cat, and like his neighbor doesn't realize that he has like you could see it in the shop. You can literally see all the knives. He's like 37 knives on his belt. He's like 37 knives on his own. Enjoy your day! And he he's also he's also one of the most wanted vigilantes in the city. Like she doesn't know who he is. I'm like, okay, it seems kind of silly, but very comic boogie. Um the second thing I have written down because he goes to uh he goes to a diner.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Oh fuck, you had a goddamn fucking pin on you the whole time. Yeah, of course. Son of a bitch. Continue.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Yeah, he goes, he goes to a diner, and there was a milkshake from the black lady because he's like, What do you got good here? And she's like, The milkshakes are good, and then he drinks the milkshake in one sip. That shit is psychopathic. That shit really displayed how psychopathic Bullseye was just in that one moment. I was like, he drank a milkshake straight to the dome, like psycho. Um psycho killer kiss C. Yeah, exactly. Shut up Kale Gray. Um loves that song. Um heads, baby. Let's go. Yeah, uh, and then this was also the episode where Buck and Wilson Fisk met up with Mr. Charles in the warehouse, and he Buck literally. Oh, he tries to big dick him. He tries to big dick fucking Wilson. Yeah, and then Buck and then Buck killed him.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

And then Buck kills all the fucking fucking yeah, Mr. Charles' engine.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

Yeah, kills both of his dudes, fucking little Bullseye Jr., dude. I don't know if this character is from the comic books, but it seems like Buck, it seems like Buck should at this point be retconned to be like some kind of superhero or something, because like he's like taking down motherfuckers like nothing. And it's like this motherfucker should be killed like Wesley on season one. Easy. Karen Page shoots him in the head, boom, done. But Buck is kind of a badass. Um second thing I think after that was fucking Daredevil versus Bullseye, was probably the probably the best fight in the season of the series, the new series so far. Yeah. When they're in the when they're in the apartment, and then Bullseye comes home and then he puts the Walkin'. He pulls the oldie the hostage. No, well, no, he puts the Walkman on, and he's gonna go listen to music, and then he hears something, and then he opens the Walkman, C D drops down to his hand, he throws it onto the wall and bounces it off the wall and hits Daredevil and he smacks it out of his hand. And then as they're fighting, I ran this fight like four or five times. As they're fighting, Daredevil also is like, he's like, bitch, I got angles too. And he throws his fucking little whatever little club at the ground and smashes bullseye. And I'm like, oh dude, that's so sick. It shows that like Daredevil's also like motherfucker, I can bounce shit off walls too, bitch. And it's such a sick fight, it's so cinematic and so good. And then there's this one thing I don't really remember about the show where maybe you can refresh my memory, but um, so in the show, first the Netflix series, yeah, first season, he is called the Devil of Hell's Kitchen. Yes, he is. That is his that is his name. That's his name, yeah. How did he get the name Daredevil?

SPEAKER_03 32:16

I don't think it's ever actually explained until season three. Actually, I think it's when they started calling him Daredevil, because of the whole born-again arc. Because they they did a born-again arc already in season three. So I think that's when they started calling him fucking Daredevil.

SPEAKER_01 32:33

But then like he just like comes, he comes back because like this is after season three is after Defenders, where he like was pretty much considered dead. And then so he comes back and then he's just like, I'm Daredevil now. I don't remember like did he did he not did they never explain how he got his name? Like, I don't get it.

SPEAKER_03 32:55

No, they didn't I don't I don't think they ever really explain because like the first like three seasons on Netflix was him becoming Daredevil, essentially. Yeah, so it was like slowly becoming Daredevil. Yeah, I wish how like uh it's a character study of Wilson Wilson Fisk becoming um Kingpin.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

No, I mean I don't I disagree with that because in the very first season of the show Wilson Fisk's code name is Kingpin. So he is still I would I would I would I would I would argue that he is still he is Kingpin in the first season. Daredevil is not Daredevil in the first season. Yeah, no, he's not Daredevil. I just don't remember how he got his name.

SPEAKER_03 33:30

And I don't think I don't think they touch on it. They never touch on it.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

I think that would be I think that would be um that would be cool if I could figure that out. If anybody remembers, maybe they could hit me up and tell me because everybody we could both be wrong. Everybody that listens to this show is a friend of mine and you have my number.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

Um also you can totally comment on Spotify or Amazon or anywhere.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

Comment, subscribe, like, put your shit on auto download so our shit downloads right away.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

Also, I've been I've been seeing some of you guys' comments on Cosby.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

I'm sorry. That's fine. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Sorry, yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Yes, sir. No, you go, you go, you go.

SPEAKER_03 34:10

You're where you're going. I said I wanted to thank you people for their comments because I see their comments on Spotify.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

Oh, damn, how many we got?

SPEAKER_03 34:16

Like uh like two, three.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

Hell yeah. What they say, I agree with Ray. Sean is definitely gay.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

They're like, Sean is totally gay. Damn, I'm spitting rhymes over here. Spitting rhymes.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

I'm sorry for cutting you off. No, no, I'm just kidding. Um, you you've been doing it a lot, it's fine. Fuck, are you serious? No. So another thing, another thing I noticed in like that that episode, and they they showed it in recent episodes after we've seen it, but also not to the full extent that I really thought they would have shown it. Anyway, I'll break it down here. Damn. Shit, first time I ever smoked weed, bitch. They've shown Fisk with like almost superhuman strength, basically, in all the other shows. Like they showed it in kind of the first season of Daredevil, or the first um, like first three seasons of Daredevil. That shit was kind of more grounded though, so they did kind of keep it a little bit more low-key where it was like not superhuman, just super strong, whatever, blah blah blah. But they've shown Fisk with like superhuman strength, basically, and then in this fight, or in this episode, there's like that's the this is the episode with Fisk um fighting the dude. Fighting Daredevil? No, fighting the boxing match. Oh word, yeah. Yeah, where he sets up the boxing. I think this is the same episode, whatever. He sets up the boxing match, and uh he's like he's fighting this dude, this little tiny dude. And I thought it's like so silly because they've definitely leaned more into the superhuman strength now. It's like so silly how they didn't just show Kingpin just punching this dude through the ceiling. Because I'm pretty sure he does that in like the Hawkeye show or like the Echo show, like he literally punches people into a ceiling, yeah, and it's like it's excessively overpowered strength. And I'm surprised they just like made him fight this little tiny guy. Um anyway, there's gonna be more about this fight in a second. Hold on. The song before the the song was a banger before the fight. The song before the fight they had in that episode, Loki banger, forget what it's called. Banger. It's actually so bangy, it's crazy. Um, if you anybody wants to check that out, check that out. But in in in episode four, yeah, episode four, right before the boxing fight, they play a song that's like banger, banger, banger, banger, banger. It's good.

SPEAKER_03 36:21

New York, New York something.

SPEAKER_01 36:24

Hey, good guess. Yeah, it's New York something, dude. And then and then I thought this was really funny when it came out because it was like, I was like, okay, because they didn't really show any lead up to the fight. They were just like, yeah, Fisk is gonna box this dude, and the guy that he boxes is like a flyweight, and Vincent's like a heavyweight in the show. I'm like, I'm like, dude, how is that good PR for you as a mayor? You're fighting a guy that's like 130 pounds and you're like 250.

SPEAKER_02 36:53

I'm gonna take on the uh the champion of New York. I am like 400 pounds in the.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

I just remember seeing that and being like, man, that shit is so crazy. Like the guy walks in and he's so tiny. He's the tiniest dude ever.

SPEAKER_03 37:07

He's like fucking De La Hoya versus fucking goddamn fucking Goliath.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Yeah. And Fisk Fisk just pieces this dude up. He fucking destroys him. He kills him, I think. I think he I think they kind of allude to it, but they never actually talked. They never actually talk about it after that, which I think is kind of a weird thing to do now that I think about it. Because literally everybody there was like the guy, the they kind of was like, unless he just knocked him out crazy, he killed the guy in the ring. And everybody was like, What the fuck? And then they started cheering, whatever, but they never once after that were like, Oh, the mayor killed a man last night. I guess he could just sweep that under the rug after. Oh, sorry, I got hiccups. It's okay. Alcohol, and then right after he beats right after he kills that little flyweight dude, he gives himself a belt, which I I thought was so funny and so little fucking beta bitch shit, to be like, yo, I'm the best. I just beat up this little man, and I'm gonna give myself a belt after not fighting every once in my life.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

They made the belt themselves. It's a homemade belt.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

I I feel you, I feel ya, I feel you. I thought that was I thought that was so funny and so silly that he's like, yeah, I get a belt now. Um also I thought this was I thought this was a really good point that I'm sure a lot of people see online that they were like, Oh wow, that's really true. Um so at the very end of the episode, Bullseye comes in, and he's trying to kill Vanessa. Yeah, he's trying to kill Vanessa. He's trying to kill Vanessa. Yeah, so he throws he throws a little statue at her, and then Fisk blocks it. With the belt, blocks it with the belt, gets it out of the way, and then everybody's there is trying to kill bullseye because he gets shot or whatever, and then Daredevil comes in, saves Bullseye, pulls him out of the window. So I think that beautifully, it's really, really good writing in the show, just because it shows the duality of Daredevil and the core of Daredevil, not even Bullseye, it has nothing to do with bullseye, I think. I think it just shows the core and duality of Daredevil because in the first season, at the very end, he saved Fisk from Bullseye. Yeah, and now in the middle of this season, he's saving Bullseye from Fisk. So it shows it shows Matt Murdoch and Daredevil being like, I have to save everybody regardless of who they are. I'll save my worst enemy in last season, and I'll save maybe the guy I hate the most for killing my best friend in this season. Yeah, it shows how how true of a superhero Daredevil is, and it really parallels that last season, really fully, because yeah, it's literally a one-to-one switch, yeah, where he saves Fisk from Bullseye, and then this season he saves bullseye from Fisk. Yeah. And I watched that and I was like, that's really good writing, and it's like really, really well done. I thought it was really well done. I agree with you.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

I I do I I 100% agree with you. And it also makes like the fight scene in season three of the net of the Netflix also holds some weight as well because Daredevil also does the same fucking thing. He's trying to prevent them from fucking killing each other, essentially, in fucking season three of the Netflix series. It's funny, he's getting he's beaten up both of them, and he's getting disaster kicked by both of them at the same time. Yeah, fucking it's fucking it's wild.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Yeah, fucking never even thought of that. That's a great addition to the point. Yeah, shows the duality of Daredevil. Yeah. Um, last thing I wrote down, but it's not the last thing I have to say about this, is that like I know they didn't do it in that episode, but thank God Vanessa died.

SPEAKER_03 40:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

Now Fisk, literally, now Fisk can go on to be the villain I think he is in the comic books and most shit. Yeah. Like it's that he's he's a bad guy, super bad guy, super mob boss, with superpowers, basically, superhuman strength, but like still kind of has these plots where he like takes over the city and becomes the mayor, but still at his core, everybody knows he's a bad guy. Yeah, so I think it's good that he's maybe gonna after she dies, now he'll fully embrace the bad guy role.

SPEAKER_03 41:06

I think his kingpin persona is legit gonna become public name, yeah. Public knowledge now. It should. It has to, it should be.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

They call Daredevil, they call Bullsai, whatever. And I think it's I think it's good because um that then the the show can actually get a little bit more silly and a little bit more like like more comic booky because it's already been leaning into the make the sinister six again there, but come on, Kingpin.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

Yeah, get the Sinister Six pad together.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Let's go. And like and like what I mean, like he's actually gonna turn to a full villain is because we've always seen him as a villain. But I mean, like you said, in the eyes of the people. Yeah. Everybody understands he's a villain.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

Yeah. And then eventually the whole Kingpin persona becoming like more like more like you know, public, then like, yeah, he's he's solidify solidified as a villain if that kingpin persona and everyone calls him Kingpin afterwards. Because there's not many, many people know that Kingpin and Fisk are the same person as of right now. He's just fucking fisk.

SPEAKER_01 42:07

He's Fisk, he's a mayor. Yeah, everybody sees him as a mayor, everybody loves him in the city. So I think now we'll and it's definitely gonna happen because they're going to expose him as kingpin. Well, because Spider-Man in the trailer showed that that Fisk isn't the mayor anymore. Yeah, like it's that black lady or whatever. Yeah. Um, anyway, uh, last thing I want to bring up is I didn't see this until after I seen online, and I don't think I don't know if they did it intentionally or like they they did it, and it looks so good that the writers and the creators of the show were like, Yeah, we did that on purpose. So when Daredevil pulls Bullseye out of the boxing room out of uh Fogwell's gym, when he pulls them out of there, pulls them out the window, and they're in the street, they show a shot that shows back on the broken window, and the broken window and the two fluorescent lights in the back are in the shape of the watcher from uh from Marvel. From from from what it's like, yeah, so it looks exactly like the watcher's uh silhouette, and everybody online was like, Yo, did you guys do this on purpose? Is this a watcher? Is this the watcher? And then the guy from the show, one of the guys from the show was like, Yeah, we did that on purpose. And like, I don't know if they did, but it looks so good, and it looks crazy to be like, oh, he's always watcher.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

He's like, Man, though, dude Sean took this out, this frame, it's the watcher, but that could mean a number of things. Like, is is is Bordigan in an alternate fucking like Matt Murdoch was in the Spider-Man movie. That's true, but then it could also like it could also now think about this. It could also explain um Fisk's superhuman abilities in other Marvel TV shows and not as like superhuman abilities in this TV show. What if it is parallel thing? 'Cause they are doing the multiverse already. Yeah, I don't know. I hope that's it. It's a little it's a little theory that just fucking spawned on me just now. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

The re the reason the reason also why like I have no more notes written down, but three And why now I'm like, okay, maybe they are they are showing Fisk's superhuman strength, but also they're actually it feels like they've maybe toned it down a little bit. Yeah, they tone it down so hard and bored again. Well, no, I think it was the last episode, season episode six, where Fisk and Daredevil fight, and Daredevil ends up winning. But there's a there's a moment in the fight where they're fighting and Fisk punches through like a brick wall. But after he That's right, but after he punches through that brick wall right away, as soon as he punches through it, he goes, Ah, like it hurt. Yeah. So it's like he can't be that superhumanly strong then if he's punching through a brick wall and it hurts. Yes. So he must just be like a super strong dude. I don't know if they're actually gonna like ret con him to have powers or anything.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

He was fucking superhuman. He was legitimately superhuman in Hawkeye. He was superhuman in Hawkeye.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Well he gets shot in the eye and then they just give him like a fake eye, or what's what's the shit they do with that so he can have a normal eye?

SPEAKER_03 44:56

I fucking forget, man, but he was legitimately, recognizably superhuman in Hawkeye. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what they're gonna do with it, but the newest episode was uh alright, the last episode was pretty good. I didn't mind it. I don't like how it feels like they're just putting in Jessica Jones to just like name drop other characters. Because like I remember last week when we watched the episode and she talks about she talks to Daredevil about the CIA approaching her and a bunch of her friends, presumably the defenders. Yes, obviously Luke Cage, because that's her baby daddy, and then she said, I didn't take the deal, but others did. And then as soon as she said that, I was like, Oh, like Luke Cage is working for the CIA. And then in this new episode, she visits Mr. Charles, and Mr. Charles confirms exactly that confirmed that he is working overseas for the CIA. So, like, I don't know, man. I I hope I hope Jessica Jones is not in the show just to say just to set up a fucking her own spinoff, or just to set up that, oh, these people are still here. Like, I hope there is some weight to that, and I hope it's not just oh, she's there to be there. There are moments from the trailer that we haven't seen yet, so we'll see what happens. They always cut shit though. Like you never know. Like there's there's moments in trailers that you watch and then you watch the movie, and you're like, wait, that shit was never in the movie.

SPEAKER_03 46:16

That is very true, but I'm I'm I'm remaining hopeful. There's like what one episode left.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

I think there's only probably one episode left. We can look it up, I'll look it up right now.

SPEAKER_03 46:25

Um they might end it at nine. It feels like they're doing a nine-episode run. Well, I think instead of an eight-episode run. Well, I mean, that's what it feels like. If if next week is the finale, what the fuck did you set up for? Probably just Spider-Man. Like, you know what I'm saying? If if next week's the finale, nothing's really been set up that feels finale worth. So what the fuck did you set up for?

SPEAKER_01 46:51

No, no, no, hey, you're right. Uh season one, nine episodes.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

Okay, so yeah, so it's gonna be going it's it's gonna end.

SPEAKER_01 46:59

I didn't look up because I could I could just look up how many episodes are gonna be in the season, but season one was nine episodes, so we got two episodes left then, probably theor theoretically we don't know yet, but yeah, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

Alright. Okay, hold on, let's check here.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

Daredevil Born Again season two consists of eight episodes. So? Seems like we're only getting one more.

unknown 47:26

Fuck!

SPEAKER_01 47:27

Are you fucking serious? That's what it says, yeah. What the fuck did they set up? The next one's on yeah, May 5th next week. Yeah, that's what it says the last episode airs. Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

God, dude.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

I don't know what they're gonna set up for, but it seems like they're just setting up for fists downfall and then the acceptance of vigilantes. Because if they didn't accept vigilantes in New York, how would they set up Spider-Man? Like Spider-Man has to be happening. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:53

But then also at the same time, like nothing gave any of that weight. Where's the weight behind all that?

SPEAKER_01 48:00

I think the whole season is literally just the downfall of Fisk, which I thought the whole show was. But I guess this season is them being like, no, he's actually a bad guy now, which is crazy that it took five seasons to do.

SPEAKER_03 48:13

Like, I don't know, fucking it's like it it it feels weak now, knowing that fucking like fucking next week is the finale. I'm like, okay, well, what the fuck did they do with Born Again? Really?

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Yeah, especially after Bullseye just ended this episode with being like, Yeah, I saved her for one person, I'm out of here. I'm like, What the fuck, man? So what what's his that's his name?

SPEAKER_03 48:31

Jessica Jones comes what the fuck did they do?

SPEAKER_01 48:34

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, if Jessica Jones doesn't have a prominent, she's not that's the thing, they didn't even set it up then that well. Because if the next episode is like, oh, yeah, it was really about her daughter, we had to try and like fuck her up or something, it's like, well, that wasn't ever explained, and it's gonna feel rushed because the next episode has to do with Karen's fucking trial.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

The trial's not even still the trial's still happening, which is funny because I thought I thought this season was gonna exclude a lot of that stuff because Matt Murdoch is missing. So I thought I thought they weren't gonna have very many like lawyer episodes. Yeah. And it seems like the last episode is gonna be a lawyer episode, which is kind of rough.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

Ugh, give me a truly can.

unknown 49:21

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 49:21

It's one more mud beer.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

Corpse queef. I walked in and Sean's literally making bat noises. Like he's a fucking he's a fucking fruit bat, dude. Ah, I'll hold it down for real. There's a picture of Sean on the wall, his graduation photo. Not a single picture of his sister graduated on the wall. Maybe it fell because it looks like there's something there that must have fell. But maybe Sean pulled it down because he was like, There's only one photo of me and their hoes graduating. Fuck you, bitch. I don't know, but there's definitely only one photo of one graduated child on this wall, and I think they both graduated. I don't know, maybe Nicole didn't graduate. Shit, dude. Fucking got your GD out. But yeah, I just went in the bathroom. I didn't know Sean's dad was fucking full of teen, bro. Like he's literally pumped to the gills with teen. I used to get pumped with teen back in the day, but I don't fucking pump teen no more. Pumping teen, though, every day is good for you. They say it's good. Pumping teen is good for your brain. It's good for your body, they say. They say it's good for most things, pumping teen. But that's usually just how it goes, bro. Like I mean I just stop pumping teens because I broke my foot. When you break your foot, bro, you can't pump teen no more. And then you fucking you your foot heals up, you should probably get back to pumping teens. But you know you get lazy. You start reading the book, you start reading drinking soda. You stop pumping teens. You chill out. You have a kid. You can't pump teens anymore when you got kids. You know what I mean? Like I don't know, I think someone's in the bathroom by ribbing dingers right now. There's no way it takes that long to this. Like you go rib dangers and you're not even gonna help tell me? All good. I guess I'll rip dangers without you then. What's up, bro? I didn't I went to the bathroom and I didn't know your dad was pumping teens.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

What the fuck you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 51:37

I went to the bathroom taking a piss. I look up and see your dad's pumping teens. I just did a whole crazy bit about pumping teens and how it's not good to pump teens once you have kids. Sometimes you break your foot, you can't pump teens anymore. What the fuck are you saying? Your dad's got creatine up in the bathroom. Oh well yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

He's got creatine. Yeah, your dad pumps teen, bro. Uh that's uh that's um that's how he maintains that that that physical form of his.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

Yeah, he pumps teens, bro. I I said I used to pump teen back in the day, and then I had a kid. You can't pump teen anymore. You pumped, you pumped, I pumped a lot of teens, bro.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

It all sounds derogatory. I don't know what you're talking about, dude.

SPEAKER_01 52:21

I'm not going to incriminate my father. Doesn't sound derogatory. It probably just sounds like, I mean, illegal, but it's not illegal, dude, when you pump teen. It's pumping creatine, yeah. Yeah, you pump a couple teens.

SPEAKER_03 52:33

Why can't you pump creatine when you have after you have a kid?

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Because if you pump too many teens after you have a kid, bro, you're gonna get in trouble. Swear to god, bro. I know I pumped a couple teens. Got in trouble, bro. You can't pump teens after you have kids.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

Okay, we're uh not doing that.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

What do you mean, dude? It's a joke. And and and now now that we've said creatine seven times, people understand the joke. If you cut this, I'm gonna be mad.

SPEAKER_03 53:00

I know, I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

Because this is funny, dude.

SPEAKER_03 53:02

He's got he's got a lot of teens in there. He's got he's got stacks of creatine.

SPEAKER_01 53:06

I I was in there, I was in there. He had about 15 15,000 milligrams of teens. He does that's a lot of teens. He's got a lot, dude.

SPEAKER_03 53:14

Dude, dude, he's also got a fucking big ass fucking like a big fucking like thing of a whey protein as well.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

Dude, I didn't know your dad pumped pump teens like that. I gotta talk to your dad more. I gotta get him on some teen juice. Motherfuckers pumping. I got teen juice for him, bro.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

Well, dude, the first time you met him, he said, My name is Raymond. You look like Keith Jardine. Does he not?

SPEAKER_01 53:35

He looks like he'd take my head off like fucking thrag, dude.

SPEAKER_03 53:38

Actually, no, you said you look beat me up. You look like Keith Jardine. And then our friend Zayn introduced himself like ten times in the span of five minutes.

SPEAKER_01 53:49

My name's Zayn. That's called being blacked out. It's called being fully blacked out.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

You remember that shit?

SPEAKER_01 53:55

That was my grad. Of course. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I was called being fully blacked out. Have you ever had somebody oh, I guess you wouldn't remember actually.

SPEAKER_03 54:05

Why would you say that?

SPEAKER_01 54:06

I was gonna say, have you ever had somebody come up to you and be like, yo, you're blacked out right now? Guess you probably won't remember because you probably blacked out.

SPEAKER_03 54:14

Yeah, I mean, I I I'm pretty sure you fucking gave it to me and said a few times.

SPEAKER_01 54:17

Yeah, that's you know how you know when somebody's blacked out?

SPEAKER_03 54:20

When you spit on people.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

No, not even that. Do you know how you know somebody's blacked out just by them talking? What's that? They keep repeating the same thing. If somebody's hey, Ray, where's that molly? Or or even if somebody's like yeah, exactly. Or or if or if somebody's like keeps telling the same story or keeps telling the same thing, you're like, oh, that person's blacked out. Because when you get blacked out, you're in a loop. Well, your brain just stops recording memories. Yeah, so you don't remember what you've said, and then if somebody's blacked out and they just keep saying the same shit, you're like, oh, this person's fucked up right now. Because people can be blacked out and seem fine. Yeah, if you ever seen somebody blacked out and they're like, oh, this person seems kind of fine. And then you're like, oh, you're blacked out.

SPEAKER_03 54:56

She's blacked out the entire time.

SPEAKER_01 54:58

Damn, that's crazy. Isn't that like she's blacked on the whole relationship? Isn't that like rape?

SPEAKER_03 55:06

I didn't have no idea.

SPEAKER_01 55:08

You didn't have no idea. Oh, I had no, I had no idea. Still hit it. Who cares? Blacked out, still hit it, took advantage. You said, girl, are you drunk? She said, she said, you said, so you drunk? She said, uh, you said, Alright, I'm gonna hit it. Alright, I'm gonna hit it, girl. Raw or what? Are you pregnant? Probably not. You have cancer? Probably not.

SPEAKER_03 55:29

She definitely did not have cancer. That's fucking crazy. Having an ex-girlfriend saying I have cancer, and then lying about having cancer while making everybody else believe that she has cancer. So a whole community. So she had a whole community of people believe that she had cancer. Like how many people do you think? Pine falls!

SPEAKER_01 55:47

I didn't believe it. I know. Fucking nobody believed it. Never believed it once. Fucking foolish shit. Never believed it once. Bitch, Sarah didn't fall out. Fucking retarded bitch. She had all her hair. She had all of her hair. Not a single thing of hair left her head. Yeah. Also, she was partying. Partying. Yeah, it's so funny when like one time it was when you guys were still dating and I was at the superstore. The superstore that I had. Yeah, the superstore that superstore that I that I went to yesterday and Snakey Pussy was in there, and I said, God damn it. The same superstore?

SPEAKER_03 56:18

What is this? What is this?

SPEAKER_01 56:21

It's the superstore right next to my house, bro. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 56:23

It's the grocery store. I got Diphony's superstore.

SPEAKER_01 56:26

No, it's the super it's the superstore where most of the main events of my life happened, dude. Impregnated Erica in that superstore. Erica got pregnant in that superstore. Kia is that real story. Yeah, bro. Tissue aisle. Fucking laid her down on some toilet paper, filled her up. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_03 56:41

You're a fucking piece.

SPEAKER_01 56:42

What do you mean? Laid her down on some fucking fucking downy. What's the tissue called? Charmin? Laid her down some charmin, bro. Layer down some charmin and put the work in. No, but I I walked in there one day and I seen chance and he was with this girl. I forget her name. I think her name is Jamie. She's from Pinefalls, native chick. But anyway, he's like, he's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm alright, how are you? He's like, I'm good. You know, I was just living with we were dating, we were fucking, and then she kind of just told me I had to move out one day, and then Sean moved in. And I said, That's crazy, no way. He said, Yeah, I think we were dating, and then she just started dating Sean. And I said, Bro, that's wild. I said we should link up and smoke some weed soon. He said, Yeah, for sure. Never seen him again. But yeah, and then that happened while you were dating Shanice. And I said, I went home and I told Erica, and she was like, Ugh, I was like, Should I tell Sean he's so in love? This is his first girlfriend. Should I break his heart? Is he gonna believe me? Is he gonna think I'm the bad guy?

SPEAKER_03 57:38

Is he gonna say uh You should have told me you would have saved me so much hearty?

SPEAKER_01 57:43

I don't know if I told him I don't know. I think I would have told you and you would have been like, I don't know, man. I think she's just I think I think maybe chance is lying. Because I know you and you probably would have been like, nah, chance is probably lying because you believe you believe all women. I don't never believed all women once in my life. That me too shit was fake.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

Nah man, if if if it came from you, to me your knowledge is sound and I trust you. Okay, well, next time you get a girlfriend, I'm gonna hit you with my You're my best friend, dude. Fucking you think I'm not gonna fucking believe you? You think I'm gonna like ostracize you be like, you don't know what you're talking about, right?

SPEAKER_01 58:18

I don't think you would have done that. I think you would have just been like, I think you would have easily brushed it off and been like, no more.

SPEAKER_03 58:25

It would have pissed you off more.

SPEAKER_01 58:26

It wouldn't have pissed me off. I would have been like, if if I would have told you about it, because knowing me and the well how I felt about it, I was like, I probably shouldn't tell you. And then if I would have told you and you would have brushed it off, I would have been like, okay. Like I would have thought two two seconds of it because I would have been like, okay. And then in in six months or ten months or however long it was until you guys broke up and she was faking cancer, then I would have circled back to the subject and I would have said, Hey, you remember that one time when I told you that like, you know, she kind of was like had a relationship and then started seeing you, and then you moved in. Like, how do you feel about that now? And then you would have been like, Oh yeah, shit. And then I would have hit you with a motherfucking dogie so motherfucking donji so you did this. You would have saved me another year of heartache for fucking. What do you mean? Uh you you know you you wouldn't have listened.

SPEAKER_03 59:12

Ah, fucking crazy. You never know. Why am I am I that am I that down bad? Do you really think I'm that down bad, bro?

SPEAKER_01 59:18

I don't think you're that down bad. I think it's just like I've been in love. I get blinded. I've been in love, especially for the first time. Like, you find like I don't I'm not saying that was the first time you were ever in love, but like the first time you definitely had a girlfriend since I met you. Yeah, fucking. And I know you not I know you since you were knee-high to a fucking grasshopper, bro. Like you're a young boy. Like, I'm like, yeah, and it's crazy. Like, I knew you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper, and I'm young, I'm younger than you. I'm like 24 years old. Yep. And you were fucking old, bro. Like old man. I said, yo, what's up, bro? I was literally in eighth grade selling you weed. I was literally eighth grade slanging, bro, slanging and banging. They call me the pinefall slang.

SPEAKER_03 59:59

Slang, like a motherfucker. Oh, fucking, like, uh, I would I would've listened to you. Yeah, I mean, I hope so. I feel like you're the only guy that I'd I would have listened to. It would have seen me so much bullshit. Yeah, Erica.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:12

Fuck that big. Erica agreed with me and she said don't do it, so I didn't do it. She said it's it's she said it's it's gonna go one of two ways. Sean's gonna Sean's gonna Sean's gonna believe you, and it's gonna be good, or Sean's gonna not believe you, and it might harm your relationship, like your friendship. And I'm like, yeah, like cause because you could be like, you could easily be like, oh, I don't believe you. And then knowing not knowing you, I don't know how how actually knowing you, your transparent motherfucker, would have gone back to Snease and been like, oh, this is what Raymond told me. And then and then that would I would have confronted her and then she would have lied to me. But not even confronted her. You would have told it to her like, ha, listen to this silly thing that Raymond told me. And then she would you would have told her and she would have been like quaking in her boots, just terrified. And then he would have been like, didn't believe him anyway, and she would have been like, phew. And then I would have been the friend that told you a false thing until she actually came true and didn't have cancer and had all her hair and was like probably sucking mad dicks. I don't know. Not sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

Oh, she was fucking everybody, she was fucking all her best guy friends. Okay, let's name names.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:22

Corpse queef. Like Sean's like super gay. Like all that shit's getting deleted. What? What shit? Not all of it. See, that's why we gotta record for till at least 1 a.m. Because you're gonna cut out everything I say. Oh no, you're fucking everything. Because you're fucking you're shook, bro. You're shook to the core, you're scared. You're scared people are gonna hear this and they're gonna be like threatening death to people that actually exist. Okay, well you can bleep out their names. That's the thing. You don't gotta kill. You don't gotta cut, you don't gotta cut everything. You can just bleep out their name. I'm like, hold you listen to Sean's podcast, dude. He's killing everything.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

He's like he's literally on there, fucking like he's like death to the fucking infidels. He's killing people and then Bob.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:12

Yeah, dude. He he's uh he's he's he he he threatened to kill everybody, and now Sean has a has a bullseye on his back. But yeah, maybe just if you're maybe don't cut it, but like practice your editing skills and keep it in, but like edit like maybe some stuff like my girlfriends, guys. How about that? Maybe don't have slutty girls that want to get fucked in their holes all the time. You know what's fun? You know what's fun, you know what's fun. What's that? Get doing a bunch of drugs, getting fucked up, waking up the next morning, and then there's a woman there that made you breakfast, and she's like and then there's a woman that made you breakfast. And she's like, she's like and she's like, guess what? I didn't do drugs with you last night, I didn't drink at all. I'm just here to hang, and it's okay that you do this stuff. You're talking about your girlfriend that lives at you, not knowing that you did drugs behind her back. No, Erica full Erica fully knows every time. It's so funny. Last time I was here, last last weekend, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:04

Don't do shrooms with Sean. And then what did you do? You did shrooms with Sean.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:08

He said, Don't do shrooms with Sean because you rape him every time. He said you just fake the shrooms and then you rape Sean. He said, Stop doing that.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:15

Are you guys gonna do shrooms? Babe. Okay, you actually told me this. Fucking like she came and dropped you off one day. Are you guys doing shrooms tonight? I don't have any mushrooms, so I don't think Sean and I are doing any mushrooms. You walk into this house like, yo, Ray, I got a fuck ton of mushrooms.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:36

And then we fucking did shrooms all fucking night. Yeah. Yeah. But they're gonna usually pretty chill. Even tonight when she dropped me off, I was like, hey man, like have a good night. I probably won't see you until tomorrow. She's like, yeah, it's fine. She's like, just make dinner, please. I said, I got you, baby. I got you. I'm gonna make that shit. But I probably won't be home until after you're asleep. What is this? Fucking the loud plug.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:57

Yeah, that's good shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:58

Is this Manitoba? No, that shit's expensive, bro. That's BC.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:02

I could tell, man. Fucking like fucking like, dude, the mouth pizza's like metallic.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:06

Yeah, that shit's expensive, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:08

That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:08

Yeah, bro. I ball her like that. I ball out on Erica's budget. How much is this cartridge? Like $40.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:15

That's fucking expensive. Yeah, I think so. That's a lot. For one gram? Yeah, it's one gram.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:20

Probably actually more. I think it was $39 something before taxes. It's live resin. I don't I'm trying to smoke that disc list anymore. That shit's like a calm, cool 87%. Which is chill for a cart nowadays. I mean, that is pretty chill. Well, you don't you don't eat the 99? I'm not trying to get schizophrenia. Oh, it's cool. I'm not trying to I'm not trying to crisp and wall my whole family. Yeah, cough right into the microphone. That's smart. I can fucking edit it. Hey, hey, you know, you know the coughing you're doing? Do it straight into the microphone. That's exactly what everybody wants to hear. Sean just coughing really loud, you fucking goober. Reed, come over here.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:02

Come here with things.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:03

I I understand you could edit things. I'm making a joke. Relax. Different tracks relax. I can't edit things. Hey, relax. I'm making a joke. I know. But stop doing it and you won't have to edit it out. It saves you a little bit of time. I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:19

It's very cheap.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:20

Hey, remember back in the day when I didn't tell you about your cheating girlfriend? I'm just trying to tell you about something now. Stop doing it. Anyway, I fucking were talking about, man, but I was fucking I was I was on a deep, deep roll. Oh damn. Okay, we got hold on. We can do this. We got 11 minutes left. Sean just dropped the mic. Sean is fucking there, dude. He's on it. He's on there. He's there, dude. He's there. I literally, after this broadcast ends, I'm about to take Sean's cheeks and fucking mash them. I'm gonna mash them together like a stew, brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:58

Nah, fucking nah. I know, I know I can't I want to say this though. I know the episode has been a little bit dis disjointed. The most It's not the most disjointed that we've had. It's not.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:10

Okay, actually.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:11

It's not the most disjointed.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:14

Before this episode ends, I'm actually cutting Sean off here fully. Okay, so next week for the programming, if you guys want to be in the loop, Sean has to keep this in now. If you guys want to be in a loop, I think what we're gonna do is we haven't decided yet, but I think we're gonna do a quick movie review. So there's gonna be a full episode where we're probably just gonna break down a movie we've watched and talk about it. Make jokes, have a good time, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm not sure what we want to do yet. I think we're gonna do I think we're gonna do this movie called Pizza Movie. It's fucking there's the pizza movie and there's also the Asian one. Yeah, I think the pizza movie might be funnier. The Asian one's also really good because the synopsis is fucking hilarious. Yeah, shit. I lost the synopsis.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:58

Fucking the synopsis. You have it? Pull it up.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:00

Fucking one second, you man.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:02

Fucking, I got it. I'll see us. I got it, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:05

Fucking Christ, almighty, dude. I fucking got it here, dude. Anyway, but the pizza movie is uh oh never mind, I got it. You got it? Yeah, is uh the this so this is the slanted review. This one might this one might be funnier to do because the other one is actual comedy. This one's this one's technically a comedy horror science fiction. It's the the it's an insecure Chinese American teenager undergoes experimental surgery to appear white, hoping to secure the prom queen title and peer acceptance. I said, bruh, this might be the best movie of all time, dude. I sent this to Sean. I said, we will have to do this. So we might do that because it might be really funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:46

It's called Slanted.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:47

It's called Splanted. Like, dude, they call fucking they call Asian people slopes, bro. Um but yeah, so we're gonna do that. We're gonna do that. We might do that. So if you guys want to check that out, watch the movie, and then maybe we're we'll we'll probably talk about that one, probably, because it might be funnier. Or and then maybe another week we're gonna do this other one because I don't know, I seen it come up. So the kid from Stranger Things, Dustin, he did a stoner comedy movie, and I was like, and I think it might be like rated R. And I said, Wow, I haven't seen a comedy movie in a while, especially a stoner comedy movie. So maybe we should probably watch this. So we might watch that too. It's called Pizza Movie. So if you want maybe even tune into both of those, who knows? Maybe we'll uh figure out a way to get it out to you guys what we're actually doing next week. But maybe we'll even do double feature, who knows? Maybe we'll do one episode now, one episode in the future. But maybe we'll keep you guys up onto the programming a bit more, especially if we're gonna do something topical like that, because then it will keep you guys able to be in the loop where you have watched what we're gonna talk about. Otherwise, you're just gonna listen to us talk about a movie that you haven't seen. That's actually a really good idea.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:58

I'll let the um let our audience know, hey, we're gonna watch this movie, we're gonna do a movie review on it. Hey, you should also watch that movie and tune in with us at the same time while we talk about that movie. That's actually a pretty solid idea. I do like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:15

I mean, it just makes sense because otherwise we're doing an episode and people are gonna listen to the episode and they're gonna be like, oh they're talking about this movie. What the fuck is this movie? Talking about this movie that I've never heard of, especially even today. We talked about like invincible, we talked about Daredevil.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:27

Everybody definitely knows what we're talking about. Yeah, I mean, I mean if you're smart and not retarded.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:33

If you're gay and retarded and you don't know what invincible or daredevil is, then you're then you You might have autism, that's okay. Sean just Sean just like, yeah, they have autism. Um I think you just might be gay and retarded, and that's enough for me. I don't think you need autism. I think gay and retarded is enough. It's okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:51

You know, gay gay retarded is enough. You don't you don't you don't want to collect all the all the mental disciplines?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:57

If you get all the dragon balls, then your wish will come true, okay? So you can only have a couple, you don't need all of them. Gay autism, retardation.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:08

This is the power puff girls.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:11

It's like the megazord all combined together to create Sean. Mega True. Retarded autistic. Mega fig. But yeah, so maybe we'll do something like that. Next week, I think maybe we're gonna try and do something a bit more um like um specific. I don't think that's the right word. Maybe like more um planned, I guess is the better word. Where it's like not so much of us just I mean, we're obviously gonna have side tangents, jokes. We're something we see, we hear, we remember a story, blah blah, we talk about it. But I think it's gonna be good if we get like um some kind of predictive, not or some kind of programming in here.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:50

That's why I'm gonna revise um episode three, because episode three so far was my favorite one that we've done. It was very joined. It was very jointed.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:02

Jointed, not disjointed. Wow, it was very it was very jointed.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:07

Uh cohesive. Episode three was very jointed, but then the audio issues.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:13

I get fucking jointed all the time, bro. I'm fucking jointed.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:22

Well, I fucking like the odd the audio, the audio issues are very fucked up, but I am gonna uh fix it and we're gonna re-release episode three because episode three is very awesome. I feel like I feel like it's a very good entry-level episode for our podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:39

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know how it works, but I think like from what I seen you do earlier, this is all obviously stuff that's behind the scenes that probably should also be cut. It's not all behind the scenes. I'm all behind the screen.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:52

Like, don't even worry about it. No, I mean I mean it's making sense.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:54

I'm not I'm not worried about it because I think it should be behind the scenes because we're not saying anything super interesting that people would even want to listen to. But Sean, like we recorded the last episode and the settings were a little bit messed up, so we fixed it on this one. So how would you fix if you recorded it and it's recorded with the settings bad? You're just gonna edit it some way different? There is a software called D script, and it's AI.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:15

Oh damn. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:16

Don't like it, pass.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:19

You type in an AI plugin, pass, and it'll make my voice natural again. And it also fix the Nah, whatever. Okay, but it's all because I fucked out the hurts. I fought I fucked out the with the wavelength and all that shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:37

Okay, I'm gonna say this again though. Um cuz I think I said it last time. Shit. Um we gotta fucking do that forget, to be honest.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:52

Fuck you and good night.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:54

No, no, no, don't no no no no no. We're not we're not don't don't close out on that. We're not close out.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:59

That's a bullshit close out. Well, also it was. I'll tell you all our viewers to fuck off and good night.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:03

No, we're going till 1 a.m. And also I think we should start doing because the last episode, like we did a decent this episode, but we had a decent intro this episode. Last episodes, I remember we just like were like, start, finish, start, finish. We should close out like uh maybe not because we're trying to do it like classy gentlemen, but we're also you're fucking dropping microphones left and right. I drew one. You're dropping microphones left and right. Literally, your penis is hanging out of your pants right now. I can see it. My cock is out, guys. Cock is out. I don't know if it's like a bisexual hit-on strategy. Is that just what bi dudes do to other establishing dominance? How do you establish dominance with that little Lego brick, dude? That's not dominance, dude. Fuck if the cocktails, especially the way you're sitting, dude. I can tell your cock. I can tell your cock is just fully in your body right now. You're sitting back, it's pulled in, dude. Scared turtle. Yeah, dude. It's sl it's gently sit settled on your balls. Aren't all dicks resting on balls? Not if they're got hang, bro. Some dudes got hang. You never see a dude with hang with your bisexual ex? Base, bro. Um, yeah, but we get well, we'll start we gotta start crow we'll start crushing these intros, start crushing these outros because uh we gotta be more professionals, bro. We're broadcasting right now. This is broadcasting. This is broadcasting, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:28

That's why I fucking find a piece that I cut and I fucking bring it to the ending. Fucking that's what I'm that's what I'm doing from now on. Fucking like bring it to the ending and fuck it, like, you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:38

So it's just like a repeated part of the episode, like a like a highlight? Yeah. I like it, but I think we should still do a nice little closeout, and then you can still do the highlight. That's true. Yeah, yeah. We should have some we should have some cordial respect for our audience. Okay. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being here. You guys are good people. Everybody that listens, I swear to God, Sean's not a pedophile. Every joke I've made is just silly, silly fun. See, and Sean doesn't like this outro, but this is good shit. This is good shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:07

I also want to say that I'm bald. And Raymond has a lot of hair.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:12

Okay, damn. That was weaker than I thought it was gonna be. I thought you were gonna be like meaner. You should have been waiting for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:19

Yeah, I do not look like Jason Statham.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:21

Wait, nobody ever said the second one. I know, but you just threw yourself in on that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:28

I wanted to sound more handsome.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:30

You wanted to sound more you know what? The head looks like Jason Statham.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:36

I come in here, I clean up the mess, call me the ja.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:42

Man, I'm surprised he hasn't made a movie called The Janitor yet. I'll come in.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:47

I'll clean the mess. I got the move. I got the mob.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:51

Call me the ja and then somebody's daughter gets kidnapped, bro. And then somebody's daughter gets kidnapped. You die. She needs to be clean.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:09

I got the dust that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:16

I like it. That's a good bit. That's a good bit.