Chromey With the Homie

New episode of the Just Clownin’ Podcast is live: Chromey With The Homie.

Coming at you straight from Raymond’s bedroom. Late-night recording, different scenery, same nonsense.

Sean and Ray somehow end up talking about what it’s like to chew 5 Gum, bisexuality, shaved assholes, and whatever other insanity pops into their heads. Just two pals talking absolute nonsense from Raymond’s bed. Relax—it’s not gay sex.

It’s more laughs, more beer, more chaos, and absolutely zero structure.

You already know what it is. It’s the Just Clownin’ Podcast.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:08

Oh, welcome back to the Just Clowning Podcast. Ray and Sean here, late one tonight. We're recording at this is 101 a.m.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

101 a.m. We are night owls tonight. Forgive us. Night owls sure. Fucking sleepy, bro. Uh, I want to apologize. Uh, by the way, um, I know we guys expected an episode on Friday, but I've been busy with work. But guess what? You're in luck because you're gonna get two episodes on Monday.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

Monday, interesting. Okay. Yeah. I think I think maybe do one episode Monday and do this one episode on Friday, though. Or unless you're thinking about are you cutting the last episode into two? Well, I am still splitting the fruit uh the last episode into two episodes. Okay, so that those two episodes on Monday and then the next one on Friday. Either way, this is fucking this is inside baseball. They don't want to hear about this. Um, how is how how you doing there, boss?

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Um, I'm doing pretty good. Um, I'm kind of high on drugs right now a little bit, but still, hey, damn, that was some good shit. Man, yeah, it's pretty fire, but uh, I've been doing pretty good. Work's been great, um, life's been great. I'm happy, which is awesome. Damn, that's good, bro. Well, speak for yourself.

SPEAKER_05 1:28

Well, you're not happy. You look happy, really.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

Yeah, wearing it well. Well, because you're always smiling. Yeah, I mean, hide it well, dude. Hide the pain deep. Uh, no, I don't really. So, what we were planning on doing on this episode was like a movie review, or like kind of like uh, you know, like make fun of a movie that we've already watched, but we didn't really have time to do that considering the last time we recorded was on Tuesday. Yeah, and this is Saturday. Yeah. We're kind of doing this spur of the spur of the moment recording because uh Sean works all next week.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

So I don't know what we're really gonna talk about on this podcast. I got a couple ideas. Sean said he's got some ideas. Sean said he has some brilliant five idea gum bit. Sean says he's got a brilliant five idea gum bit, so let's hear your five five gum, five, five gum idea. Okay, what's my five idea gum bit?

SPEAKER_04 2:17

Not just about five gum. Okay, it's like you and I are both like nineties kids essentially. I mean, no. Well, like I was born in '94. You're born in '94.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

Yeah, but I think nineties kids are born in the 80s. 90s kids grew up in the 90s. I was fucking three in the 90s, bro. I wasn't I wasn't sentient.

SPEAKER_04 2:36

But uh, we grew up in the age of cable television and uh the the commercials that were on cable. And one commercial that has always stuck out to me was the five gum commercials growing up. I don't know why, but the this is what it feels like to chew five gum. And it shows like some like crazy, like psychedelic visuals and whatnot.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm just gonna this is called this is called uh Confucius Ray about to predict your bit. Are you about to say that five gum commercials were just like how it's like when you're on Molly?

SPEAKER_04 3:13

No, no, I'm gonna say like I expected to have a a grand psychedelic psychedelic experience every time I chewed five gum, but it never happened. Really? It was just a mint flavored gum, you know, that just like went away after like 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

I think that's the thing, though, is because every time I've chunched every time I've chewed five gum has been blasted on drugs. So I think it's always been a psychedelic experience. Oh my god. Fucking like high on Molly chewing five gum. See, that's where I thought you were gonna go with the bit. Was that everybody in the commercial must have been high on Molly. That's why it was such a psychedelic experience. Oh shit. I was like, oh okay, yeah, yeah. I I got your bit. I'm there with you, buddy.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

When I was a kid, I didn't know that. So you gotta like fucking to get the effects of five gum. You gotta be high on Molly to fucking get, you know, to feel what it feels like to chew five gum.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Yeah, I've been doing Molly since I was seven. I've been just draining my serotonin, dude. I just I just zap my serotonin and just boom, boom, bang, no more serotonin. But guess what? I feel great.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Fuck it. I feel great too.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

My jaw is sore, but I feel great.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

My fucking jaw muscles are mint.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Jaw muscles sore, dick is raw. Been beating it deadly. Fucking oh molly chewing five gum. Chewing five gum, beating my dick deadly, no lotion.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

And like another, like another commercial too, like those anti-weed commercials back in the day. Like, do you remember any of those? Like the PSAs, like no, I didn't have TV growing up. Nah, dude. You're crazy. Fucking you and I have cable. You and I used to like sit down and watch the goddamn fucking food network together, all still.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Yeah, but like, but like sporadically. It was like the and then the next time you came over, I'd be like, nah, sorry, I don't got TV anymore. Do you want to watch It's Always Sunny on DVD?

SPEAKER_04 5:00

Do you want to watch fucking uh Toy Soldiers, man? Toys oh my no small soldiers. Oh, small soldiers. Small soldiers fucking rules.

SPEAKER_00 5:09

I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites. Who are you?

SPEAKER_04 5:13

Fucking like uh the last time I watched it was actually with you and Tyson that one day we were like so hungover. I called into work sick, and we watched like small soldiers and back to the future and all that stuff. Like that was a great day.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Small soldiers rules, back to the future rules. I mean, both those movies are fucking top tier. Chris Kirsten Dunce and Small Soldiers shout out. She's so hot. Who that movie dude? Who you're telling me, cheese pizza. Um call in the cheese pizza, get it delivered. You know what I mean? Yeah, Epstein. Um, who else is in that movie? David Cross is in that movie. Yes. And then the guy from SNL, the guy that died. The guy that's from uh Jingle All the Way, he's like a white dude, Phil. Yeah, he was also Phil Phil Hartley. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

He was also in um uh Beetlejuice. That guy you're talking about, that like that guy, the dad from Beetlejuice?

SPEAKER_00 6:15

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

I'm pretty sure he was in Beetlejuice.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

I don't think he's in Beetlejuice. I'm gonna look it up. I don't think he is. I'm gonna look up his name. I'm pretty sure he is. I don't think he's in Beetlejuice, but I'll see. Oh, I also I got a movie we could talk about that we haven't seen, but the biggest box office bomb of the century, possibly the millennia just happened. What's that? Hold on after I figure out this Beetlejuice shit.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

Yeah, prove me wrong. Small Once again, Google is our friend, guys.

SPEAKER_00 6:42

I hate Google.

SPEAKER_04 6:44

Who would you use? I'm a b- Yahoo.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

He's bing, bro. Phil Hartman! I knew it was I knew it was something. Phil Phil Hart something. Phil Hartman. Phil Hartman was in. What did you say he was in? Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

No, he's not in Beetlejuice. He's not in Beetlejuice? No. I just like heard white guy, a comedian from yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

Damn, Dennis Leary's in Small Soldiers too. Is he a fucking voice?

SPEAKER_04 7:17

Yeah, dude. And also, uh, what's his face there? I mean Tommy Lee Jones, of course. I was gonna say that. Yeah. Of course, yeah. Yeah. Um freaking Tommy Lee Jones rules in that movie, dude.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Yeah, he's a fucking um he's a commando. What's his name? I forget his name. I forget, I forget his name too. Okay, but the biggest box office bomb of the year, you haven't heard of this yet? No. Tell me about it. So it's this movie called uh Desert Warrior. I've never heard of it. Never heard of this? No. So it just well, it says it's a 2025 historical action film, but I'm pretty sure it just came out. So it's with Anthony Mackey, famously from the MCU. He is Sam Wilson, the the Captain America, actually. Or Papa Doc. Yeah, or Papa Doc, sure. But Tupac from Notorious, sure, but most most commonly known from the MCU, but yes, he's also in all those. He's a uh very famous blah uh black actor, and then Ben Kingsley's also in it. But this was so I didn't I just learned this today. The project was intended to revitalize the Saudi film industry with Saudi crew members receiving training for the production. So it was a it was a Saudi Arabian film production with get so the budget is I'm gonna tell you the budget, you guess the box office as of right now. And this movie will release date um United States, so that's what that's why it's that's why it's just making news now. So released at the Zurich Film Festival, September 28th, 2025, but the release for the United States was April 24th, 2026, so like a week ago. Okay. Runtime is 114 minutes. Um budget 150 million.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Well, I was gonna say around like a hundred mil. The Saudis were well budget's 150 mil, but guess how much the box office is?

SPEAKER_00 9:05

Probably like a thousand. No, it's more than that, but like in comparison to how much money it is, it is not a lot. It is four hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

So four hundred and fifty thousand dollars?

SPEAKER_00 9:17

Like, what is that even percentage of one hundred and fifty million? Like, let's let's look.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

Less than zero point zero one. So do it up, do the math, bro. Hold on, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Do you uh remember how?

SPEAKER_00 9:37

Yeah, it's it's it's point zero three percent. No. I think I did the math right, yeah. That's fucking dope. I mean, it's not dope, it's the bit's the terrible biggest generational fumble of of of our life. And it's crazy how Anthony Mackey is in the MCU and still has the ability to do this movie that is like probably the biggest bomb of like the century. Definitely the century.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

You also have Ben Kingsley, who was also like one of the greatest actors of all time. The dude got knighted, like yes, sir Ben Kingsley.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

Yeah, I think the people just I think the queen was just throwing around knightships or knighthoods, bro. I don't think it was like I don't think any actor in the world should be knighted. What the fuck is this bullshit, gay bullshit? Well, Elton Jones. Remember back in the day when knights were motherfuckers that protected and killed people, and now a knight is fucking Ben Kingsley? Okay, sure. That's what we're doing. That's really what we that's that's how that's how we want to live our lives. And guess what? You're living your life that way too, because we are in Canada under the British monarchy. We are little boot-licking bitches, and we're just gonna be like, yeah, everybody can be knighted. That shit pisses me off, dude.

SPEAKER_04 10:46

It pisses me off, dude. Honestly, dude, I'm with you because it also fucking pisses me the fuck off, too. Like Elton John also got knighted. He's Sir Elton John.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Knighted homo.

SPEAKER_04 10:58

You would have been castrated into this. Knighted homo. Like, Sir Elton John. What did you do, Elton John, besides like write like some of the greatest music of all time.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

You're gonna get knighted by the queen while your breath still smells like cock, you homo. You fucking breath get united. You fucking you fucking clear boy. There's no way they're just like, yeah, let's knight him. Like that was definitely an outside person's like vote. Like, what? Oh, it makes me angry. These fucking actors getting knighted. Sir fucking, Sir fucking, what's his name? Fucking Charles Xavier, Sir Fucking Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart.

SPEAKER_03 11:37

Sir Patrick Stewart.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

I hate it. Well, dude, man, he was fucking like uh he did lead the Enterprise for a while. You know that's military service. Yeah, he was military service on camera, on you know, you know, on television, but still, you know.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

Well, it counts in it counts in Britain, apparently, counts in fucking the UK, apparently, counts in where the wherever the fuck the king and queen sleep. I'm coming for y'all.

SPEAKER_04 12:01

He was a better captain than Kirk. He wasn't fucking every alien piece of ass that he came across.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

He actually cared. Sounds like a gay dude. Sounds like a gay man. Sounds like a man that cared about the mission. No, if I went to a new planet, dude, I'd be not gonna say you're not gonna bang you on a bang an alien, dude. Come on, dude. Kirk was the man.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

Man, dude. They're probably there's probably like some fucking fire alien pussy out there, too. You know, like yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

I bet there is. I bet you there's some worm or something out there that wants to suck your cock.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

That's why Kirk was fucking all of them, dude. Each episode is fucking aliens.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

Also, in that show, they just put hot chicks in green makeup when they were like, that's an alien. That's an alien. In reality, that's I bet you not how aliens look. I bet you alien looks like a bug and shit. Like, would you fuck like a spider? Like a giant spider? Well, shh, depends. I mean, depends on what, like how down bad you are? Depends what it knows, dude.

SPEAKER_04 12:55

What do you mean what it knows? Well, like, dude, it's called you know, like fucking like what, like ten eyes? Does it have like ten pussies, dude? Can I like swish between like you know, hold a hold of the stuff?

SPEAKER_00 13:06

This is like gooner, bro. You're gooner, bro. You're king gooner.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

Maybe Mike Oliver from uh invincible attracted to insectoids.

SPEAKER_00 13:14

I knight you, sir, goner. Well, that's what it takes, apparently.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

You've been knighted by me, you Sir Goon. Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

Yeah, that was a wild line invincible where Oliver was just like, yeah, I want to fuck bugs. And then Dolan was like, I mean, fair. He's like his mom is a bug. I know. That's why he was like, fair. Yeah. Man, okay. So did you you probably didn't watch any of it, but I watched a good chunk of it. So that that uh pod I sent in the group chat, yeah, Robert Kirkman was on that podcast. So they they dropped it says nerd podcast I watched, and they dropped a podcast like the first Wednesday after Invincible finished. So the first Wednesday where there was no more Invincible, they dropped a podcast with Robert Kirkman. Oh shit, and they usually they dropped podcasts on Monday, so they dropped one on Monday, and then they dropped one on Wednesday with Robert Kirkman. Both of them were yeah, so they dropped it same week. So like one episode was just their normal episode, and then on the next episode, like on the one they surprised dropped on Wednesday, was Robert Kirkman. So like the the first Wednesday that there was no invincible, they said we're gonna put up our episode with Robert Kirkman. People are gonna like that. It's something to kind of fill their gullet with invincible type shit word. Pretty good episode. Robert Kirkman's the fucking man. He is um, he's the man, but uh it's so funny because in the podcast, one of the guys was just like, Yeah, like I don't know, man. I think season four was pretty fucking bad.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

And he was like, he was like, uh yeah, that sucks.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

Like, I know you and I have talked about it many times before. You have your gripes with uh season four. I also have my gripes with season four, but I also believe it is the best season because like it's the only season that has three consecutive episodes back to back to back that are like 9.1, 9.9, 9.5 on IMDb.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

That doesn't save the fact from it being a shit story. Um season one, everybody unanimously says that's the best season. Has to be it just is it just it sets the tone of the show.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Only has one episode with a nine point something rating, though.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Uh ratings aren't everything, brother. It's about how it makes you feel. Fair enough. I don't look at ratings and t they let them tell tell me how to feel. I feel you. Okay, I understand what you're saying. I mean, I I I I can pick up what you're putting down. Season four made me feel like, oh, first episode good. Next five episodes trash. Last couple episodes, alright. Last episode, kind of mid to be honest. Yeah, I like how you're like, I like how it's like, yeah, three great episodes in a row. The season finale of season four was people are just like, it's the fucking best. And I'm like, nah, it's probably not though.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

Well, it does set up for crazy things that are gonna happen in the future. Oh my god, it sets up for the future.

SPEAKER_00 16:02

Why are we setting up the future? I said this last episode that hasn't even been out yet, but if you're doing something in nine seasons that could have been done in six, that's not impressive to me. That's just making more money. Fucking Robert Kirkman with your fucking 17 seasons of Walking Dead that nobody watched. Well, Robert Kirkman wasn't really behind that.

SPEAKER_04 16:26

I mean he did, yeah, but he didn't have creative control over the Walking Dead.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

I mean, he probably has some. No, they sold all the rights.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

They changed the the entire fucking story, man. You know how mad he was when they killed Carl? You know how fucking mad he was? He was pissed. He was pissed. Carl's a f bitch. Whatever, fuck that show. Who cares? Um in the car, dude. Actually, dude, fuck TV Carl, but comic book Carl? Nah, man, that dude's awesome. Like, he is the man. Fucking comic book Carl is the shit. Fucking zombies, he fucks a zombie. Well man, he's just badass. He's bad to the fucking ass, man. Okay, he's the shit. And the comics end with old man Carl. Like, he's essential to the plot.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

Man, they're doing old man Carl, they're stealing the fucking Wolverine and shit.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

Well, like it's a there's there's a time jump in the final issue, and like a Carl's like uh an older man, and like that's how the comics end. Like it's it's brilliant, it's beautiful, it's awesome. But we we didn't get that ending on the TV show because they killed Carl.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

Fucking killed Carl, dude. Take his eye out, I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

And then like we didn't get to see the whole uh relationship with him and Eegan like play out, which is like this which is amazing in the comics. I don't know. Fucking like it pissed me off. It pissed me off. Yeah, I'm fucking I'm pissed off too.

SPEAKER_00 17:44

You don't even watch the show. I'm pissed off about it, bro. I'm fucking pissed off. Be as mad. He's so pivotal to the show. Grab him a beer, you want one? Uh I'm gonna get for now, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

One second.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

Um yeah, anyway, so the generational fumble of that movie with our disjointed ass episode already. Um it's uh it's tragic, dude. Anthony Mackey, I don't think he's ever gonna recover.

SPEAKER_04 18:12

I don't think he will either, because um uh Captain America also bombed at the box office. Like his Captain America.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

That movie was bad though. It was pretty bad. It was I don't even remember. I just remember was that the one where like the thinker was in it? Because they brought back the guy from the Hulk movie, right? The thinker.

SPEAKER_04 18:33

Yeah, and uh they also had uh red Hulk for like all of like three minutes of screen time.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Yeah, because it was like the thinker being like, I've been fucking playing in this shit and fucking with Thunderbolt Ross and I'm gonna make him go crazy. And then he's like, he's crazy, and then it's like okay. I just keep I just always see the clip online where it's like fucking Hulk, like Red Hulk does like a Hulk's Hulk slap and he fucking destroys the White House with one slap, and like fucking Sam Wilson's like, what up? He said, What up? He's like, What up? Flies in there, like no like no zero. He gets caught in the shockwave, like he gets caught in the shockwave and then puts his like little wings in front of him, and then they're like, No, I'm all good. And it's like the White House is destroyed behind him, and I'm like, dude, that's crazy. How good are those vibranium wings?

SPEAKER_04 19:28

Dude, he's got the strongest plot armor right now, the MCU. Like he took on the red Hulk with like no super soldier serum, just him being legit Falcon.

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Like I think they gotta fucking juice that boy up. They gotta give him a little bit of juicy, juicy, juicy juice. Give him a little bit of that Barry Bonds juice, get him a little bit fired up, and then he'll fucking it'll be better. But also, I mean, I'm um I got I got MCU fatigue. Unless they knock this next movie out of the park, I'm probably gonna be like, I don't know, boys, time to hang it up. Unless we're talking about like interesting projects like Wonder Man, yeah, then I might be uh fully, fully out. Well, Wonder Man, um, I haven't watched it yet, but like uh I heard that it's brilliant. It's really good. It's super meta because it's like an actor acting within a show doing super crazy acting scenes, and it's like such a meta funny weird show. Speaking of Ben Kingsley, also in it. Also in it. Yeah, he's he's the Mandarin. Well, he's not the real Mandarin.

SPEAKER_05 20:36

She's Trevor's Trevor's Lattery.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

Yeah, he's Trevor's Lattery. He's just he's just an actor, you know. He's just an actor working for no um well, I I mean it's been out for a while, you haven't watched it yet. He's just an actor working for damage control, trying to get Wonderman to like show his true power so they can essentially arrest him.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

I feel like what added to the uh Marvel fatigue was all the TV shows that are like interconnected with um the storyline, the universe over like uh arching, you know, a story and whatnot. And like you have to watch these shows to understand these movies. And like uh a lot of people don't really like watch TV and shit like that anymore unless it like intrigues them. And there's like so much Marvel being pushed, like you know, pushed out where it's like uh I don't really want to watch that. Miss Marvel, all that bullshit. Like, nobody wants to watch that stuff. She-Hulk, that shit fucking sucked.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

I can almost agree, but I can I could I would probably push back on the point being like I think Marvel does a pretty good job separating their television from their movies. Miss Marvel maybe being the only exception where she's the one that crossed over into like a mainstream movie. But like most Thunderbolts, but like all those characters from Thunderbolts were from movies. No, I didn't know which one was from a TV. Oh, the only one, John Walker. Yeah, that's the only one. Yeah, that's the only one. So that's the only one besides that every other. Character, if you watch the MCU, you've seen them before. Yeah. So, like, I don't know. That and to be honest, John, John, John Walker's the shit. It always goes back to that thing in where in Thunderbolts. If I don't know if you remember, where they're in like that silo, and then he jumps like 700 feet in the air. Yeah, dude. And everybody's like, yo, has Captain America ever done anything like that? And everybody's like, nah, dude, everybody. That's probably the best super soldier serum ever. Okay, I'm gonna grab a couple more seltzers, I'll be right back. Hold down the fort. Fucking riff. Make fun of the room. Do your best because I don't get anything on the walls.

SPEAKER_04 22:31

Oh, I'm totally making fun of the room. Okay, so Ray made fun of my bedroom. My fucking awesome bedroom, and like all my stuff that's in my bedroom. This dude's bedroom is bare as fuck. Uh he's got a poster on the wall that says, start each day with a grateful heart. Like, that's somebody who's trying not to kill themselves. It's like a reminder, like, hey, don't kill yourself today. Fucking that's kind of a joke, also kind of yeah, bad at the same time. Also, his TV, you bought a 4K TV for his PS5, but he got the wrong kind of 4K TV. This man's not smart. And there's nothing on the walls. He's got like a whole bookshelf that's barren of books.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

You want me to count all the books on this bookshelf right now? More books than mom more books than Sean's ever read in his life. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one. And I've oh twenty-two, twenty-three. And I've read one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. So you read all of them? No, I haven't read any of those. Oh shit. And I haven't finished this one, and I haven't read a couple Stephen King books. I am bad at math. I think I did like twenty-two or something, and I read 13 of them, so that's pretty good. But also 12 of these books I read when I broke my foot. I broke my foot, and I was just sitting in a bed for three months, so I read 12 books. To be honest, though, I didn't read 12 books in three months. I read zero books the first month, maybe one book the second month, or two books, and then in the last like month and a half, I read like 12 books or 11 books or something. I read like six books in one month or something.

SPEAKER_04 24:27

I remember that. You went hard on the reading there.

SPEAKER_00 24:30

Yeah, I was reading I was reading Dungeon Crawler Carl shout out, probably one of the coolest series that's been created in the last couple years. They're releasing the last book in the next couple months, and whew, it's gonna be sick. Dude, you should lend me the first novel before I leave here tomorrow. Yeah, I'll definitely hit you.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

I definitely want to read that shit. Like yeah, you were like going like really, really, really hard on the reading, like of the like uh the Stephen King stuff and all that shit too. Like you're you went hard. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

I read I read so the Stephen King books I read. I read Fairy Tale, pretty fairly new one, 2020, 2022, or something. I love it. Really what probably the favorite one that I've read out of all of them. Second one I read, or this isn't in any order. Or actually, the first one I read was Salem's Lot. I love that book. 1975. 25th anniversary was last year, so I read it, or no, the 50th anniversary was last year, so I read it last year. 50th anniversary, great book. Um, shit ending, uh, real shit ending. Um, second one I read was like maybe the instant no the outsider. So I read the outsider, the outsider. I don't know if anybody's seen it, but very popular series on HBO with Jason Bateman. And um, what's the guy's uh Ben Mendelssohn? Ben Mendelssohn, yeah, and then some black chick, and that's a real that some black chick. Really good series on um HBO, even better book. Um, the ending also, yeah, but it it features a character that I really like from the Mr. Mercedes trilogy. She's an autistic detective that just solves crimes by being super autistic. It's awesome. Um third one I read was probably the Institute. Institute's like the modern day fire starter for Stephen King, except it's about like a telekinetic, telekinetic kids. Uh honestly, so Stephen King sucks at endings. The Institute has one of the coolest endings ever in like one of the Stephen King books that I've read. It's like so fulfilling, and you're like, oh, the whole the whole book, you're like, oh, are these kids gonna use their powers? They kind of got powers, but they don't really use them. Are they gonna use them? At the end of the movie, these motherfucking kids use their powers, and it's cool. Um then I read Holly, which is a continuation of like The Outsider. So it's the same autistic detective. She solves a sh solves some crimes. This one is about like octagenarian cannibals, so 80-year-old professors that like to eat human flesh because they think it stops their aging and cures their Alzheimer's. Pretty cool book. Fun. That's dope. Last one I read was Fairy Tale, which is Stephen King's modern interpretation of fairy tales, which is which is good. One of my favorites. Really good.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

Then I read pretty much all the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Well, like uh Stephen King, like that whole like that that fairy tale thing is pretty dope because he is really good at telling fairy tales. Like uh Eyes of the Dragon is his fairy tale.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

That's the the one I read before fairy tale, maybe or after Eyes of the Dragon, read that one as well. Great, very good book. Very good, very good. So slow, but good. Also, like you think there's gonna be more shit happening? You're like, oh, there's gonna be like you hear that you hear the story, and you're like, Eyes of the dragon, there's gonna be dragons, and then you read it, and they're like, No fucking dragons. This the eyes of the dragon is literally a dude looking through a painting. Yeah, that's the whole thing in the book is there's a kid that looks through a painting and sees somebody kill his dad, and then he doesn't say shit about it for years.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

Well, I didn't want to spoil it for you, man. Like I know like the title is like Eyes of the Dragon. There's gonna be dragons in it, but there's gonna be dragons. It literally starts off the entire Dark Tower series, it's the beginning of the Dark Tower series, essentially. It's uh like chronologically.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Randall Flag. Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_04 28:07

Yeah, Randall Flag, yeah, the man in black.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

Yeah, and like he's also in the loses stand, he loses his eye at the end of this one because he gets shot in the eye with the arrow, yeah, and then he just poofs into nothing.

SPEAKER_04 28:18

You know where he goes into the stand. He goes into the eye into like another fucking universe, another timeline.

SPEAKER_00 28:23

Yeah, of course, dude. He's gotta you gotta keep fucking jumping, bro. You gotta jump universes.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

And also the institute, even though I haven't read it, is also tied into the Dark Tower series because all those kids have the shine.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

Like that's they yeah, see, they never mention it, they never say it, call it that once in the book, I don't think. Yeah, they call it TK and TP. Telekinetic or telepathic.

SPEAKER_04 28:44

It's essentially still the shine. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Uh uh a Toe Dash being that created the universe is the one that created the shine. He's the first one that had the shine. And that's how they have people that have Toadash is uh uh interdimensional being from the the chaos realm. Where like uh chaos, dude. Yeah, that's where like a pennywise comes from. Shut up fucking pennywise, and then the Crimson King from um Insomnia. Oh fucking Crimson King's the shit, dude. Fuck Crimson King is the essentially the big bad uh throughout the entire Dark Tower series. Like, yeah, Randall Flag is like you know, manipulating things and whatnot, but the Crimson King is the one who was like the big big bad. Which is really, really, really cool.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Big bad, you want to talk about big big bad? That's fucking God, dude. He gonna fucking come down and smite.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Well, in the in the king verse, uh God essentially is a toadash from the chaos realm.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

So why are you blaspheming right now, you fucking Jezebel? Dude, we're both agnostic. Who cares? I'm fucking Catholic now. I just converted. I converted from agnostic to Catholic, dude. I'm fucking all back in. I'm taking my son to see a fucking priest, and he's gonna be an altar boy.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

That's what happens when you date Filipinos, man. They're very hardcore into Cath Catholicism.

SPEAKER_06 30:11

Oh not judging, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

Not judging.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Fuck no. Fucking judge Judy, bro.

SPEAKER_04 30:21

People are allowed to believe in what they want to believe in, just don't fucking force your beliefs. Not in your house, not my house.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

No, you take my belt off and start beating people.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

You're gonna start beating me later?

SPEAKER_00 30:32

Believe what do you what do you don't want to take Jesus Christ into your life?

SPEAKER_04 30:38

Like our I was raised that way, dude. I got a confirmed. Jabee then. Take it. It's not, dude. Take him. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_00 30:46

Like the older you get, the more you realize it's all bullshit, dude. Okay, hold on. So since my PlayStation is just open here, this game, you probably never heard of it. Have you ever heard of this game called Blueprints?

SPEAKER_04 30:58

No, I haven't, but it's but like Prince and not Prince. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:01

So that that's that's a fun thing of the game. So the whole game is like a roguelite, a daily roguelite, where you go into this house that your grandfather left you, and you have a you have a map, and each room you go into, you draw blueprints for that room. So it's a random selection of rooms, and the whole point of the game is to make it to the secret 46th room of the mansion. And it's so fucking cool, dude. It's the funnest puzzle game I've ever played in my life. Can I ask something real quick? Sure. Is it a house that's like always like ever expanding and shit? So just every day it changes, and every day, like every every time you open a door, you get a draft of three different blueprints in your daily blueprint draft. And if you don't like those, you could re-roll to try another one. Look at it, I played 40 hours of this game. That's fucking dope.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Fucking uh that uh that reminds me of uh this book that I read called uh House of the Leaves, where this uh family moves into this house and they find like a hidden doorway, and then beyond that doorway is like an alternate universe, and the house is like ever growing and ever changing, and uh it's pretty cool. Yeah, and the backrooms is like that too.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

It's very similar to that, except it's like one of the coolest, funnest puzzle games I've ever played in my life, and it's hard as shit. It took me a what took me 40 hours to beat it because I play it for 40 hours, that's how long it took me to beat the game. Are you bad at puzzles? Uh dude, George.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

Like, do you find them challenging? No.

SPEAKER_00 32:27

It depends on the puzzle.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Well, like I know you're very smart because like every time you play a fighting game, you figure out the controls so fast, yeah, and you kick my ass. Depends on the puzzle.

SPEAKER_00 32:38

You know what puzzles I don't like? I don't like the shifting block puzzles where it's a where it's a scrambled image and you have to and you only have one open spot, so you gotta shift the blocks to create the full image. Hate those ones. They have a lot of those in Crimson Desert. I was about to ask you about that. They have a lot of those in Crimson Desert. Most of the ones in Crimson Desert though are like like it's it's as long as as long as you're like, okay, use try everything that the game shows you, yeah, and eventually it's just like, oh, okay, I got it. Some of them, some of them though, are like okay. There I'll I'll tell you for truth right now. There's some puzzles in Crimson Desert where you go into an area and then it shows you a map of the world, like on a wall, and then there's X's on it where it's like you need to go to these three specific places to find the clue to these this one puzzle. Oh word. Looking that up, looking that looking that up instantly. There's no way I'm going to three separate places on the map to solve this one puzzle. I'm already here. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. I'm sure that's why the game inspires more exploration. Yeah, but every time I get to one of those puzzles where I see a map on the wall with three little X's, I say, time to hit the Google machine. Cause I don't give a f I'm not going to these three places for this one puzzle. That's crazy. I don't love this game that much. And I played the game for 131 hours so far.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

I'm so happy I'm not the only one. Like uh when I get stuck on a game like yeah, no, gotta go to Google.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

Oh, dude, dude. Okay, so I I have a rule, I have a rule for myself specifically. As soon as a game, like if I'm playing a game, I'm playing a game to have fun, yeah, and and to like and to like definitely challenge myself, but as soon as the challenge feels ridiculous, or like I'm definitely not gonna solve it, I'll give myself 20 minutes of running around. 20 minutes of running around doing everything I could possibly think of. After that, I'm like, well, this is starting to get not fun for me anymore, so I'm gonna look this up, yeah, so I can continue with this game. And it's the you know what's the worst is when you look it up and you're like, Oh, all I had to do was that. Like, there's been puzzles in Crimson Desert where like I was so stuck and then I looked it up, and they were like, they have a they have a move that they teach you called stab. And you could like so in Crimson Desert, a big mechanic in the game is there will be things in the game where you could stab with your sword or whatever you're using.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Like the waterfalls.

SPEAKER_00 34:59

Well, that specifically, but that they tell you in the game. They do that there there's a character you could just find that's like if you I was trying to get into a waterfall, then I stab through it. Oh shit. But um no, another one is like you could just stab into objects and then use that to move them. So you'll stab into something stone, and then you'll be like, oh now I can move this shit. That's for sure. And they don't ever tell you that they have they have one thing in the game which is very useful, which sometimes I don't know if it's glitchy or not, that doesn't trigger, but sometimes you'll go to a puzzle, and then you'll walk up to the puzzle, and there'll be like a like a hologram of cliff showing you what you're supposed to do. Yeah, I've seen videos. To at least to at least start the puzzle, which those are helpful, but sometimes they just aren't there. Yeah, and it's like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here, man. But also in that game, that game's so huge that there have been puzzles in the game where I can open it right now, and I've just left them. I just walked away. I'm like, I'm not looking it up. I'm just gonna leave this one right now. Come back. Maybe I'll come back later. Word. Yeah, because because the what if you discover something, it shows it on the map. Yeah, like it shows this like a mysterious energy and to go back there. So there's some dumbass ones, though, bro. There was one dumb one where you got to take I figured everything out. I figured everything out is you have to take three rocks from this little area and you have to place them on top of each other like a fucking a nookshook. So I'm like, okay, I got the first two. And I'm like, where's the last rock? And I'm running around everywhere. And the big thing about Crimson Desert, too, yeah, is if you walk up to an item and it says carry item instead of like take, you gotta carry that fucking item. Carry means like that's a part of the puzzle. Yeah, that's something that you need to use because you're not putting it in your pocket, you're just gonna carry it. You're holding it on your personal, you're holding it real time. So I I pick up these two rocks, I put them down, and then I'm like, where the fuck is this last rock? I'm looking for 20 minutes. This area, the area I'm running around, brother, yeah, is not big. It is small. And I'm running around for 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 36:58

Is it like one of the floating fucking things in the sky? No.

SPEAKER_00 37:01

It's literally like this, it's it's in this bamboo forest. It's this little shrine that's in this sunken down area with a bunch of anokshooks everywhere, which is the key to being like, that's what you have to do here. Yeah. With one rock in the middle that you can place things on. So I place two rocks on there. There's one more rock I need. I'm looking around. Where the fuck is this rock? 20 minutes. I'm like, fuck it. I look it up, I go, and it's like, okay, the third rock is on the top of one of these annookshooks. Oh word. So I go to that shit, it's not there. And I'm like, bruh, what happened? So in this game, physics are very real. So I guess I ran over that annookshok, yeah, and I knock the rock off into the back into the into the fucking bushes. So I I go and I look, and this rock is fucking in the bushes, and I'm like, oh, I'm so mad, dude. I'm so mad. You spent all that time trying to solve the puzzle. Also, basically, I would have solved the puzzle if I didn't just run over the rock and knock it into the bush.

SPEAKER_05 38:01

I was choked. I was pussy.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

That's actually like, even though it's like infuriating, but hearing that the physic uh that the that the physics are that great where it actually affected a puzzle, that's pretty brilliant.

SPEAKER_00 38:14

Yeah, I mean I knocked it over.

SPEAKER_04 38:15

I pushed it and it fell over, and I'm like, fuck, dude. Fuck, bro. Also, I want to say that uh you and I are uh a lot of like a lot alike in a lot of ways. And to hear you say that after 20 minutes, you're googling something. That's exactly what I do too when I play video games, it kind of just blew my mind. I was like, holy shit, I do the same fucking thing.

SPEAKER_00 38:35

Yeah, I think I think anybody who anybody who denies doing that is like, okay, you think you're better than us? Well, you're not. I'm like, I just don't want to. I'm not I'm not I'm here to play video games to to have a good time and also to beat the game. Yeah. But also it's like if I'm if if it's gonna be like okay, I can't figure this out, I'm gonna have to leave or turn off the game. Especially if it's like some main story shit or something that you need to progress, and I'm like, no, I'm fucking, I'm not, I'm not fucking around for 20 minutes. Especially when video games don't have that yellow tape. Like, you know, Resident Evil 9 just came out like last month and it was heavily criticized for having a lot of yellow tape. It was really because like just well, no, no, like great uh it was it was considered one of the greatest games ever, but it's also heavily criticized for being like everything that you need to like yellow tape on everything that is essentially that you need to focus on. And it's like a little bit too obvious, I think was what people are saying.

SPEAKER_04 39:29

So like uh okay, I I I get I get that complaint because like uh all the other Resident Evils are very like the puzzles are intricate and they don't give you yellow tape at all. Like you gotta go from like one part of the map to the other, like trying to figure out like how to get to this one location you need to be at and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Yeah, I don't know. I've only played two, four, and five, so I'm not sure. I haven't played seven, eight, or nine, and those ones kind of like reinvented the franchise a little bit. Obviously, it's still the same kind of games the puzzles, the guns, everything, but it's like in a first-person perspective now, and like I don't know, I've heard they're a lot shorter.

SPEAKER_04 40:05

Um, I remember like back in the day on the PS1. Uh my dad was playing Resident Evil 1, director's cut on the PlayStation 1, and the puzzles were so intricate that my dad had a journal, and you like write down the clues and stuff in this fucking journal, dude. Like he had a journal, journal full of clues, like a physical journal. Like that's how intricate those puzzles were to my dad, at least. But uh yeah, I could I could see the complaint that like uh Resident Evil 9 like has like the yellow tape and like takes away from the the joy of solving something for yourself when it gives you clue like too much clues, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

Yeah, I mean any game is like that. I mean it's it was also heavily prevalent in um God of War Ragnarok. So I think it was only in the second one, but in the second one, like you'd be playing the game and you get to a puzzle, and then you wouldn't figure out the puzzle in 30 seconds, and then Atreus would be like, Why don't you try throwing your axe over to that water? Yeah, and it's like bruh, I just got here. Can you give me two minutes at least? Swear to god, it was so quick in that game where you'd be there and you'd do like two things and they'd be wrong. And then some and then Atreus would be like, Why don't you try opening up that flower? And it's like, Bruh, shut the fuck up, dude.

SPEAKER_04 41:23

Fucking can dude get this. I try I try playing uh God of War Ragnarok again, and I I have that complaint uh because I just finished Elden Ring for the fourth time. I go to God of War Ragnarok, and the first puzzle, Mamir's like, try this, brother, or you know, I trace it, I trace it, you know, throw your axe. I'm like, yeah, this is why Elden Ring won game of the year for sure. God of War Ragnarok's still incredible. It's like a great game. It's actually the story is amazing.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

It's such an improvement on like if we're talking about story-based gameplay from Elden Ring to God of War, God of War wins that thing. Yes, because I'm sure I'm sure God of War has a better story, but also God of War has that thing where it holds your hand too much, it's very hand-holdy, and it is like it makes it a bit easier. But all you gotta do with God of War is like turn the difficulty up as much as you can handle, and then it will be it's just as hard, dude. The hardest difficulty in that game is literally like one hit kill, I think. Like maybe two. Yeah, it's so that shit is so hard. I I beat the the second one. Not the the the hardest one is give me god of war. Didn't do that. I did the one under that, and then I I platinum down that difficulty. Give me God of War.

SPEAKER_04 42:35

That's the that's the insta-death thing, right? The permadeath.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

I don't think it's I don't think they have permadeath in that game. I think it's just like one shot kill shit. But that that shit's so hard. I remember playing it on the hardest difficulty in the tutorial and barely making another tutorial and being like, okay, I don't think I want to do this. Like, I'd rather just play it on this. And that's the thing, when you start on the hardest difficulty, this is something that Lucas told me. It's like when you start on the hardest difficulty, that's all you know. That's what the game is. Yeah, like there's no different game than that. So you just kind of adapt. And like, if I can't adapt to that, I'll go one more down, and then I'm like, okay, this is more manageable. And like, usually from the hardest difficulty to the one difficulty down, it's usually such a big gap. I mean, like you've experienced with The Witcher 3. Yes, like it's such a big gap, so it's like the gap is it makes it easier.

SPEAKER_04 43:20

The gap is very recognizable, the gap is huge. I I totally agree with you, and also shout out you Lucas for uh instilling that idea into me and Raymond's heads. Uh shout-up, bro. You uh deserve that. But uh back to like the whole like uh yellow tape thing and like holding hands and whatnot. I just like I want to call bullshit on anybody that played any Souls game and said that they figured out all the side quests and everything on their own. You're full of shit. You're so full of shit. You did not figure that shit out on your own. You used guides. There's no fucking way you're that smart. Just saying. Just like it's it.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

I just hold out my other PS5 controller. The word that has the drift.

SPEAKER_04 44:20

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 44:21

Oh dude. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 44:28

It might work.

SPEAKER_00 44:29

No, we're gonna try. We're gonna try. We're gonna we're gonna do like we're gonna do like a mini recording and then we're gonna try because we're already fucking lity as fuck. We can do it. And it's already 145. We can totally do it. It's already 145. We've only been recording for 45 minutes, but whatever, it's fine. Um anyway, so fucking uh what was it gonna say? So I I'm gonna run this by you. I don't think it's I think I think I think it's funny. Anyway, so I think I gotta cut my beard, like for real. Not even because you're like, yo, you look homeless, blah blah blah. You look like a fucking stupid rabbi, blah blah blah. You look like a dumb fucking mountain Sherpa, whatever. You look like a dumb snowboarding fucking snow bunny, queer, whatever, fine. Um but so I've been I've been I've been taking every time I take a shit, so I take a shit. This is why this this podcast would be better with cameras, so I take a shit, and then after I like I'll go to white uh stand up and wipe my ass, and then I'll go and I'll take the toilet paper and I'll look at it and I'll put it, I'll I'll like give it a look and I'll bring it up to my face. Well, like not up to my face, but like up the I'll look at it. And my beard is so long now that when I after I wipe my ass and I look at it, sometimes my beard will clip it. Sometimes I'll get like a shit clip on the beard. Like, and I don't know, man. I think it's I think it's inoperable at this point. I think we gotta do something about it because like man, I've been get I've been getting close. I've been getting close, and I'm like, do I need a shower now? Like, I'll take a shit.

SPEAKER_04 46:03

You gotta wash your face.

SPEAKER_00 46:05

I'll take a shit. You think I could just wash my face, bro? I gotta clean this whole body. Fucking Christ. Anyway, so I've been thinking about that a lot. Anyway, hold on, let's see. Bro, I do think about it sometimes. Is that for real? Is that for real? Do I actually have exactly 3,500 trophies right now? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

Oh my god, dude, yes.

SPEAKER_00 46:24

Fucking god, I am. Look at this, dude.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

Look at you go, dude. God, dude, got 2.7k fucking trophies, bro.

SPEAKER_00 46:32

God, dude. I got 3,500 trophies.

SPEAKER_02 46:35

Fucking level 316 in the PlayStation. Fucking 13 fucking platinum. 13 platties. Batty blatty, blatty, blatty, blatty, blady, blatty.

SPEAKER_00 46:46

Look at this fucking Crimson Desert, 131 hours, 7% of trophies. I have four trophies in 131 hours of playing this game.

SPEAKER_04 46:54

That's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_00 46:55

Isn't that fucking crazy? Look at the platinum is the hardest difficulty of ever. 0.1%.

SPEAKER_04 47:01

Oh my god. Zero? That's fucking wild. That's as low as it goes for PlayStation.

SPEAKER_00 47:06

That's absolutely insane. 0.1% is fucking wild.4, 0.7, 0.5, 0.4, 1.1. Like nobody's nobody's platinum this game because it's too big. Well, 0. This one is as difficult as the platinum. 0.1, 0.1, 0.1. Jesus Christ, 0.1 on three in a row? On just trophies. These are bronze trophies. 0.1. Dude, you're gonna be playing for thousands of hours if you want platinum. I've seen I've seen people so like the the game before that they made or the game that they made before that was called Black Desert. Yeah, Black Desert Online. Black Desert Online. And I've seen people post online that they have literally like 6,000 hours game time in that. Well, it's an MMO. It never it never ends. Exactly, bro. Exactly. Never fucking ends. And guess what? They just released. Let's see. Let's see. Let's go. Let's go right here. Let's go. Where are they? Where am I?

unknown 48:07

Where am I going?

SPEAKER_00 48:10

What do we see here? Crimson Desert updated two hours ago. Another update. Another update, dude. Fucking, I gotta get this game. They've updated it again. They literally just updated it three, four days ago with a fucking 20 gigabyte update. And they just so I think in the new update, they just updated, they just brought in um boss. Like you could redo bosses. Oh worry. So if you want to fight a boss again, you can just refight them.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

Like, like um Kay explained that actually.

SPEAKER_00 48:41

So, like any like story-based boss games, any boss games you beat in the open world, after you beat them before this, it was like they just disappeared, like they were just gone. But I guess maybe you can go back to that area and like go to a s like a flag or like a board or something, and then like re-fight the boss. Because I know people like to re-fight bosses to be like get better at them, to learn their moveset, and to just keep like to to make cool videos, obviously. And so I think that's what they've done it for. And like a bunch of people have been like, we want to re-fight bosses so we could like practice our skills and like the learn their learn their moves. Like, there's a big boss that people are fight refighting right now. Here, I'll show you. He's probably he's probably the one of the earliest bosses in the game. I think he's in like chapter one or two, and he's a main story boss, but people have been fighting him, and they've been doing crazy shit where they're like jumping on the roof and doing like MMA wrestling moves to their or just straight up wrestling moves to this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 49:40

Um put it on, bro. But yeah, I was thinking like what if it was like uh trials from uh Blackmith Wukong? Because in Blackmith Wukong, there's a thing called trials where you can like uh fight all the bosses, like a boss rush, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

Boss rush, yeah. Yeah, they might add that eventually in this game, but I don't think they have a boss rush right now. We'll see what happens. I I can see Crimson Death.

SPEAKER_04 50:04

That's that's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 50:05

They have so many bosses in this game, dude. The boss rush in this game will probably take like four hours. Um probably not for good players, but like there's one boss in the game that I that I'm gonna spoil for you right now. And it's it's not it's not even main story, bro. This is side mission boss. I'm gonna tell you about a side mission boss that's been cooler than any bosses in the game. So you get to this little area and they're like overstricken by like thunderstorms and rain, and they're like, oh, because the the the thunder god has been acting up and is because his totems and everything are out of balance. Can you please help us? And the whole area is overcome by rain, it's always night, it's always shitty dark, and you have to do one of the worst puzzles in the game. Word where you have to line up these four towers that get struck by electricity and then go back to the middle, and then like you fight this boss called Titan, and he's like, he's literally he's the god of thunder in this universe. He's literally fucking huge, he's like 12 feet tall, and you fight him for you fight him for two two health bars.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

I love how you had to stand up and say that. That was actually he's like huge and get up on the bed here. Bro, we need cameras. Oh, by the way, guys, by the way, legendary. By the way, uh, we're uh recording at Raymond's place. Oh, yeah, and not at my place.

SPEAKER_00 51:23

This is a new recording, so Sean's gonna probably try. I'm surprised Sean didn't make any jokes about listening to my mom like bang herself through the wall or anything. And maybe he's just trying to be respectful because she's in her bedroom right now. But it'd be so funny if Sean was like, ah.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

But we're chilling in Raymond's bed right now, which is also pretty funny. It's just two dudes in a bed recording a podcast.

SPEAKER_00 51:47

We're literally under the covers snuggling right now with microphones, just fucking recording and just bringing you the news. Like, like Sean tried to kiss me two minutes ago, but I pushed his face away. Um, anyway, back to the back to the You look too good, man. I couldn't help listen. My lips are luscious. Um, and then then no, but dude, the the boss Titan, so he's like 12 feet tall, he's fucking he's the god of thunder. You fight him for one health bar, and then he fucking kind of powers up a little bit. He's like, no, not happening. I think he maybe like breaks his weapon in half and has two weapons now, one in each hand, which you gotta dodge. He starts fucking you up again. You kill him one more time, you take his giant ass spear and you slam it through his chest. And like this game, this game has some of the some of the cool some of the coolest fucking fight end or or cutscenes ever for fights. And then after you kill him, like he you fucking slam it through his chest, he's laying on the ground, you're like, okay, and then Cliff's like walking away, and it's like still in the cutscene, and I'm like, no fucking way this guy's coming back. And then you turn around. Second phase. Third phase. This is third phase already. This is third phase already, because first two phases, like he just he's fucking with you, and then third third phase, like I guess you're on a cliff, so he rises up out of the cliff like literally a titan from God of War or whatever they're called, you know, in God of War 3 where you're on the back of the Titans. Yeah, it's the Titans, it's because it's good's Greek mythology. Yeah, you're on the back of the he's as big as a Titan, and though then now you have to fight a dude that's fucking like 300 feet tall, and the whole fight he's like swiping his hands at you. And I didn't I didn't do this in the fight because I didn't know you could do this, but I guess it's like shout out to like attack on Titan. You can like fly up in the air, so in the game you could do like force pushes on the ground, which shoot you really high, and then you could fly in the air, grip onto his back on his back. Actually, maybe it's probably Shadow of the Colossus on his back, there's like a little weak point, stab once in his back, whole health bar dead.

SPEAKER_04 53:42

Yeah, that's like that's Shadow of the Colossus for sure. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

So fucking sick, dude. So cool. Didn't do that in the fight. So in the fight, he like he'll smack his hand down, and then a part of his hand isn't guarded, and then you just gotta hit that with your weapons. That's what I did the whole fight. Word, but I seen in a video somebody jumped on his back and stabbed in the weak point, took his whole health bar in one hit. I was like, that's crazy, bro. And guess what? Guess what? Guess what that's a side mission. That's a thing. That's a thing that you could completely miss if you just don't do it. Word. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_04 54:16

That is actually pretty wild. That's a bad thing I could tell like fucking how wild it is because like I know you like so fucking well. And if a if a video game gets you that amped up, I know the video game is that good.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

I don't know if I don't know if everybody missed anything that I was saying, but I might have turned off my microphone by accident. Anyway, it was recording the whole time. I could see it. I went down, though, I went down, I went down. Ah anyway, yeah, dude, that shit is sick. That shit is sick. Hold on, let's see if I can find it. I gotta take a fucking piss, dude. Yeah, go take a piss. I'm gonna hold down and make fun of you.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

Fucking I want you to finish that story before I left because like I didn't want to like leave in the middle of your story while I was being respectful. I would have came back in here, you would have like fuck you, Sean.

SPEAKER_00 55:00

It's like fucking beat the shit out of me. I would have tried to fucking got you under the covers and fucking sucked you off, dude. Kicked me out of your house. Made you make sure you were bi, dude. Fuck it, shut the fuck up. Dude, Sean's just gotta get a hit of gay. So Sean thinks he's bi. I think he's just gotta get one hit of gay. If he gets one hit of gay, then he'll know if he's gay or not. You know what I mean? I don't know, man. Sean's probably making fun of my intelligence. I bought I didn't buy this TV. This TV was a gift for my sister because she didn't have a gift for me for my birthday. And I was keeping, we were like, we're still, I think, keeping all of her stuff in our basement, including her TV. So she's like, you could just use it if you want and keep it. And then after she got her own place, she was like, Can I have my TV back? And I was like, Motherfucker, you gave that shit to me for my birthday. Why are you lying? Why are you trying to take that back? That's fucked up. And then she was like, oh sorry. And I was like, that's right. But yeah, I use it for video gaming because like I'm not gay. I grew up in the nine uh not the nineties, because I'm not gay like Sean. I grew up on I fucking I had shitty ass fucking TV that looks shitty. This shit looks fine to me. I don't need it to look like it's fucking IMAX, Christopher Nolan, fucking Han Zimmer, bro. Like as long as I can play the video game, I'm good. As long as my shit ain't overheating, I'm good. Pro tip, you live in Canada, Manitoba, open your window a t a s a slight bit when the when the weather is cold, and just put your console by the window. That's the external cooling system that fucking Sony doesn't want to tell you about, dude. That Microsoft don't want to tell you about. That's that shit that fucking will keep you locked down. So bro, hitting it up your nostril.

unknown 56:57

Yay.

SPEAKER_00 56:58

Hitting it up your nostril.

SPEAKER_04 57:00

Okay, so like I haven't been here in like uh a few months. So you started sucking cock. You have a bidet in your bathroom now. Yeah, bro. And that blows my mind. I was like looking at it, I was like, oh my god, that's a fucking bidet. You never tried a bidet? I've tried one before. Like, like with like to drink water out of or to no no to wash my ass. But like fucking, that's why my okay, I was like uh taking a piss. I was like, man, this guy's complaining about wiping his ass. You got a fucking bidet. What are you doing wiping your ass or bringing 12 beard to your fucking face and rubbing it in your beard if you got a fucking bidet to wash your ass with?

SPEAKER_00 57:34

Dude, so sometimes sometimes what I'll do is I'll take the bidet and I'll crank that bad boy up to seven or eight.

SPEAKER_05 57:41

And I'll fucking I'll break the ring of my butthole, dude. I'll literally I'll I'll pen I'll penetrate myself. I'll fucking hit myself with a penetrative water shot.

unknown 57:54

Woo!

SPEAKER_00 57:54

Buddy, that is fucking that is fucking that's fucking that's we're having a good time, brother. That's hey, do you want to party tonight? Get onto my bidet and hit a six or seven. Six or seven. Get on my bidet. Get on my bidet or hit a seven or eight. Hit a nine. If you want to get crazy, hit a ten. You'll probably go to the hospital. Nobody can take a ten on a bidet. If you could take a ten on a bidet, you're a slut.

SPEAKER_04 58:20

Fucking the first time I ever used a bidet of uh our late friend Farron. Um, it was at his mom's house.

SPEAKER_00 58:26

Is this when you guys were banging?

SPEAKER_04 58:28

No, Farron had I guess it was at his like his funeral. It was like after his funeral.

SPEAKER_00 58:31

Oh, so you guys were not banging anybody. No, no, not banging it at the end. Like you weren't definitely weren't banging him after he was dead, right? Oh fucking. I'm gonna go make up make out with his corpse. You fucking hit a saltburn on him? Fuck no. You ever watch salt burn? I've watched saltburn. I think it's Barry Koenig starts fucking the grave. I think he starts having sex with the grave. He does. Yeah, he starts fucking the dirt. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:52

For our listeners, Raymond's uh bringing up the uh the story of how like uh Farron was the first guy ever like made out with going back to the buy thing, whatever. He's my one of my best friends, whatever. But fucking uh the day of his funeral. We're best friends, we don't kiss. Yeah, you tried to kiss me one time though. Hi on mushrooms. You totally did. You grabbed my face.

SPEAKER_00 59:14

If that's what you want to tell the world, dude. If that's what you're trying to tell the world here, if you're trying to if you're trying to talk about me being my motherfucker, man.

SPEAKER_04 59:21

Fucking literally trying to grab my face fucking Ohio mushrooms, fuck faggot.

SPEAKER_00 59:25

If if if grabbing your boy's face high on mushrooms and giving him a little kiss is not is is gay, sue me. But guess what? Did you kiss Barron with tongue or not? It was tongue. Okay, come on, let me get back to the potatoes. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, no. I'm defending myself now because I know I ain't gay.

SPEAKER_05 59:45

Well, the fucking man you were trying to suck up my beard. Dude, your beard had chicken in it. There was a piece of chicken there.

SPEAKER_03 59:52

Well, that looks delicious.

SPEAKER_00 59:54

There was a small piece of chicken there. I said, I'm hungry, I'm drunk, I need a little sustenance. I don't blame you. It wasn't even it wasn't gay, it was just like, yo, I'm I'm hungry. Anyway, sorry, back to your story. Back to the fucking big story. How come you didn't offer me a drink? Oh, yeah, I should have grabbed it for you, man. I'm just kidding, man. I'm very insensitive. So disrespectful. Is that empty? It isn't. Pass it to me. Oh, I'll fuck it, pass it. Disrespectful.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:16

I'm gonna respect you.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:18

Okay, finish telling your bisexual story. It's not a bisexual story. Oh, sorry, what was it? You sucked the window.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:25

It was the day of Farron's funeral. Oh yeah. I'm at Farron's mom's house, right? And uh, I guess like Farron, he bought a bidet, and I was in the bathroom taking the piss, and I was like, oh my god, that's a fucking bidet. And like Farron always wanted to get a bidet. He talked about it for years. It was like an obsession of his. I want to get a bidet. And then I seen it and I was like, holy fuck. And I go downstairs and I say to his mom, I was like, holy fuck, Farron actually got a bidet, and she's like, Go use it, she says. I'm like, Yeah, yeah, go use it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

Hey, hey, don't you have to take a shit right now? I did have to take a shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:03

I didn't I didn't want to take a shit in their house. Oh, I was of course. I was like, okay, I'll take a shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:09

Just bleep it out if you don't want it in. Keep the story. That's whatever, man. Fucking. Have you fucking have you been bleep? Have you been learned? Hold on. I don't mean to cut you. Have you been learning to bleep? I've been learning to bleep. Did you rip a ding in my bathroom? No, I didn't, man. I'm plugged up, man. I've been doing okay. Continue.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:25

But anyways, okay. So I go and I take a shit and I rip the goddamn bidet. And it was exhilarating. I'm not gonna lie. And it came right downstairs. I was like, Dolores, wow, that was crazy. I don't know. I just thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

You break the O-ring? The O-ring? Like what did what what he what what strength did you turn the fucking bidet up to? Fucking mine goes up to nine. All the way. I don't I don't know. I don't know what fucking like number it was.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:48

I just cranked it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:49

You got shit now? We can probably take this stuff into the bathroom. Listen to me shit and use the big thing. I could record as well. We could do the first experience bidet. But you gotta rip that shit to ten. Dude, I'm not even kidding you. If you turn it past five, it hurts.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:07

It's intense.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:08

It actually hurts your butthole. It's insane how much it hurts. Like sometimes the water pressure, bro. Sometimes I'll turn it up and then I'll forget and then I'll leave the bathroom. And then Erica will go and use the bathroom. And she'll be like, what the fuck, dude? Why would you turn the pressure so high? And I'm like, I don't know, man. That shit was fucking. I had to clean my shit. Well, yeah. Fucking I don't dude, man. I don't blame you.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

You literally just told us this story about how you're like wiping your ass.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:38

What do you mean you check? Don't you check after you wipe your ass? Don't you see if it's shitty or white? How do you know if you have to wipe more?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:46

That's fair enough.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:47

You have to look at it. Guess what? I'm sorry that my beard is so long that when I look at it, my beard almost touches it. But guess what? I've been working around it. I told you that in confidence. I'm just kidding. I got a piss. Make fun of my room, but guess what? I'm good to just know. When you left, I made fun of you so much better than you made fun of me. I made fun of you so much better.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:06

I bet you did. I can't wait to listen to it back.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:10

Never once in your life, dude. Look at look at my screen. Never once in your life have you seen that. Look in the top right corner. What does that say? Premium. YouTube. Premium. Yeah. Well, no ads in this house, motherfucker. No ads. Never once in your life. No ads. Netflix with commercials. You have Netflix with commercials. Fuck your bitch. You have Netflix with commercials. Nah, fuck the old bitch. Fine.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:39

Raving about his YouTube preview. This guy's watching movies like a fucking pilgrim with commercials. That's a real fact by the way. This guy watches fucking Netflix with commercials. Like, who the hell does that? You you really want to watch a commercial every like fucking like five minutes watching a movie? Yeah, I can live with a commercial watching a fucking YouTube video. I don't care. But like, don't interrupt my movies, man. Don't interrupt my TV shows. What the fuck is this? Dude's fucking raving about his YouTube premium. I am low-key jealous though at the same time. But at the same time, I was like, bro, you got YouTube premium, but don't want to pay the extra little bit of amount of money for fucking Netflix, dude. Fucking get your fucking standards fucking straight, bruh.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

Sean was just riffing with his fucking cock in his mouth. Sean was fucking trying to see if it hit the Marilyn Manson, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:35

Fucking, I was telling them about like how like you're bragging about your YouTube premium, but then you won't pay the extra few bucks for like Netflix.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:42

You know how much Netflix is a month for premium? What's that? $22 a month? You know how much it is for ads? Fucking crazy. $7.99? Do you know how much it is when you pay for every single streaming service for premium? Okay, so I'm gonna give you the rundown because you're like, yo, I got my Cody stick that barely ever fucking works. It's barely barely ever works. It works and doesn't work. Anyway, so it works. Netflix, $22 a month. Disney Plus, like $12 or $15, $20 a month for premium. Um Amazon Amazon Premium or Amazon Amazon Prime, Amazon Prime for fucking premium, like $20 something dollars a month. Um what's the other one? Crave, fucking $20 something dollars a month. Um Apple TV, $20 something dollars a month. That shit builds up, bro. Erica and I had everything. We had all the premiums. We were balling. And then we said, why do we why do we need all these? Why do we need all the premium accounts? So we went down on premium on everything except YouTube. Yeah, well, no, no, I only got YouTube premium in the last year. So it was after it was after that that fucking hack stopped working. I said, okay, I'm gonna get YouTube premium because I'm not watching, I watch a lot of YouTube.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:04

Well the hack to like skip the the the commercial.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:08

I watch a lot of YouTube and so much YouTube that I'm like I can't be I can't be bothered with commercials. Watch this, watch this. So so I'm about to show you that this fight from from uh Crimson Desert. Yeah and uh watch this, watch this, watch this. No commercial. Oh my god, isn't that nice? Isn't that nice pressing X on a video and it plays? You son of a bitch. Instead of having to watch a fucking three-hour cutscene.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:33

You fucking like dude, I got bricked a little bit, but yeah, fucking that was seamless.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:39

That was so crisp. I was like, what the fuck have I been missing on? This is what I was talking about earlier. I don't know if you forgot already, but this is what I'm talking about about boss replay. Yeah. Where people want to replay bosses. So this was this is one that people really wanted to replay a lot. So this is one like early chapter in the game, maybe chapter one or chapter two, where this guy just challenges you to a fight, and he's like a knight, and you're like, okay, I guess I gotta fight him. And like, David, some of the some of the fucking this isn't even close to the best one. I don't even think there maybe is a good one here, but some of the fight cutscenes in this game, brother, they are top tier.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:15

I've uh I've seen uh reels of this guy on like TikTok and like Instagram and Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:21

I don't I this is the most famous guy that people do because everybody does like crazy silly wrestling moves to him.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:28

I am now like beginning to believe like the theory or like even like the fact that our phones like do listen to us. Oh yeah, yeah. Because like my algorithm on social media is like just like full of things that we've talked about on our podcast. Like the next day, I'm like watching reels, and all of a sudden, just like boom, everything we talked about on our podcast is in my fucking algorithm.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:51

Yeah, it is just bizarre. Yeah, um, it's funny that it took you that long. Like one time, I think it was probably like seven or eight years ago, I was at my sister's and she was eating Thai food. And it was like uh like a Thai food that like I didn't I didn't really want to try any, but I didn't think it was very good. But she had these like have you ever seen like uh chicken wing lollipops? I have not. Okay, so it's it's where they take the chicken wing and then they cut it near the near the near the base, near the base of the bone where the meat isn't that thick. They cut it all around, and then they scrape it all up. So it's all the meat is at the top like a lollipop, and the bone is bare, and you could just dip all the top into the dressing, and then the bone or the into into the to the sauce, and all all the bone is just dry. So you could eat the whole top like a chicken lollipop. Anyway, so they had these from a Thai restaurant that my sister was eating from, and I was like, nah, I'm okay, I don't want any. I don't I don't want to eat any. I didn't eat any. And the next day I was on Facebook and I had a targeted ad for that specific restaurant with that specific dish. And I said, Hmm, that's really weird. That's I I didn't have any. I didn't order food from there, I just talked about it in the vicinity of my phone.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:05

You're fucking okay. You want to hear something hilarious? You and I were talking about like uh like ordering like LSD and stuff there, like the other day and whatnot. And I found on my algorithm, like on my reels, all of a sudden a random ad order ass and blah blah online. It was like right there. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:25

Like, yeah, that's probably that's probably FBI though. It probably totally is fucking it totally is feds. Yeah, yeah, that's just that's just feds trying to get you. Yeah, fuck it. Well, this guy loves his drugs, let's fucking let's catch him. If I've ever seen anything on like a social media site that's like a targeted ad that says, Oh, buy these drugs, yeah. Like, oh, that's not gonna be good.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:47

And all the comments are bots. You can tell they're bots. All the comments are bots. You fucking click on their profile, they have no friends. The only the only person doing it's like a dog spy yourself, but like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:59

Like my hand is up, gentlemen. My hand is up. My hand is up, too. I am that person. Um, but it's so funny. I've never bought drugs off a website that I haven't heard somebody else has already bought drugs off of. Like, I haven't been the the test audience for seeing if a website is good. I've only bought drugs off websites that I've had secondhand um um uh dude, you requests or whatever they they told me about it, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:29

You've bought an LSD off of a website that's like uh the the name of the site is like the most like fed name every MDMA by MDMA online.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:39

But that's only after somebody told me, hey, I bought an ounce. He bought he's like, I bought an ounce of Molly off this website. It's a good website. So I said, okay, cool, I'll use that website. And now it's called BM, yeah, it's by BMO online by Molly Online.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:54

Well, I know it's legit because on my 30th birthday, oh yeah, by the way, guys, hilarious story. My 30th birthday, Raymond gave me this fucking sugar cube dosed to the tits.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:08

I still have all the sugar cube soundsticks. Oh really?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:12

The guy didn't even tell me how much fucking hits he put on there, but he dosed the fuck out of it. And that night I was like really drunk. I was fully prepared to throw the whole goddamn cube in my in my fucking mouth, dude. And Nicole grabbed my fucking grabbed out of my hand. No, Sean, no, you can't do that, and she hid it in her room for me. It was probably smart. Yeah, very smart because that shit was fucking dosed. The shit was dosed, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:36

So I think I bought like I bought this thing online from the same website. It was supposed to be like 30 or 25 hits of acid, and then I bought it, but then I bought it, and then I took it and then I put it in the fridge because I wasn't gonna dose anything right away. I don't know, I waited for some reason, and then after I pulled it out, like it came with like the little the little dropper it was in, it came with a like a personalized dropper. It was so small. But when I went to go use it, I couldn't pick up any of the acid with the dropper that was left in the thing. And before I put it in the fridge, I could. So I was like, oh no, it must have like evaporated or some shit because it's liquid. And I was like, oh, that's crazy. So what I did is I took a personal dropper that I had and I picked up all the acid in the container, and I went to go drop it onto sugar cubes, and I got six sugar cubes total for this 25 apparent hits of acid. So I was like, I don't know if they're like double or triple dosed, like I don't know what's going on, but I didn't try any.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:42

I will tell you that cube I could like lick it like a fucking like deer, like licking fucking like salt cubes, and they'd be like chilling in my room, fucking like playing video games. I could like lick it and I'd be fucking like having like a light trip. I'd like like lick it and shit. Straight the fuck up, man. Yeah. That shit was dosed, man. That's so funny. That shit was so dosed. Like, man, if it would have took that on my birthday, bro, if it would have fucking popped it in my mouth. I would have been fucking flying for the thing. I would have been fucking retarded. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God Nicole did take it out of my fucking hands. She was very smart.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:19

I mean, or think not. Maybe you would have had the best birthday of your life. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:24

I don't know about that. My dad, uh, my dad tells me horror stories. Like uh my dad, uh, he's like he worries about us sometimes because he knows that you know we do acid and shit. And like he had like one friend that uh dark story, dark turn of events. He had a friend that uh like did a bunch of acid one day.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:44

Murdered his whole family.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:45

No, he had an epiphany and he uh he was like, Oh, I'm not worth anything, and he fucking killed himself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:51

Yeah, I mean set in setting, right? Don't do don't do don't do psychedelics if you're in a bad place. It's not gonna help you. Yeah, I try to explain that to my dad, my dad's like, ugh, I don't know. Yeah, well, because your dad grew up in the era of just take acid whenever you want. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, don't do that though. Especially if you're feeling mentally unstable. Don't do any kind of mind-altering substances like that if you're not feeling right in your mind. Yeah, I I I feel that too. It's called set and setting, brother. Set set and setting. Yeah. No, just set and setting. Your mindset and the setting of the people that you're in.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:26

And also the s okay, the mindset, the setting, the setting, like where you where you are personally, the setting, the room, the the place you're in, and then the set of yeah, the set of people.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:38

Set, set and that that that includes the the the environment. I think the setting.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:44

Okay, I guess I guess he can, like, you know, like yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:46

Yeah, yeah. I think I think because set set and setting sounds dumb as fuck. It might sound the most dumb thing I've ever heard in my life, Sean. Come on, man. That shit's fucking you're doing a double set? No, you're doing set and setting. Yeah. Your mindset and the setting of your environment. Yeah. Includes people that you're with and where you are. But also, but if you're alone. So that's mindset and your setting. Yeah. So if you're doing it alone, don't don't. Don't. Don't. It's not a good idea. It's never been a good idea. Unless you're trying to reach some spiritual enlightenment or like trying to do a hero dose on mushrooms. But if you're doing a hero dose on mushrooms, then you shouldn't even become be uh uh aware about your settings. Because a hero do a true hero dose on mushrooms is you put a blindfold over your eyes and you fucking face your demons, pussy. You face your demons. It's called facing your demons.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:45

Is that what happened to you that one time when they when they left here?

SPEAKER_00 1:15:48

No, it's just anytime, anytime I do too many mushrooms, I feel like I'm fighting demons because anytime I do too many mushrooms, I think of all the bad things I've ever done, especially when I'm alone, when I get into my own brain, like that's the good thing about doing mushrooms with people, is your brain stays active, you're just talking to people, you're having a good time. But when you get alone and you start doing psychedelics, you start thinking, you start thinking hard. And sometimes those thoughts aren't nice. And they they they tell you you're a bad person, and then you say, Oh no, and then you think about all the bad things you've done, and then you say, Oh, I suck, I suck balls and dicks and cunt, and then you're like, Oh, I'm fighting goddamn demons right now, brother. I'm fighting these inner inner demons, brother, and that's the truth that shit. If anybody has never fought no inner demons on psychedelics, you haven't done enough psychedelics, or you're just such a good person that I don't even want to talk to you.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:40

Well, fucking like uh I've never fought inner demons, but I did get really emotional one time. I did like I did streams by myself.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:48

And I was cried by yourself on my stream.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:50

I I was crying, dude. I was like listening to Bonavere. And like there was this song called Hey Maw. It's called Hey Maw. And like it made me think about my mom, and I fucking like I literally called my mom. I was like, Hey mom, I love you.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:07

I was just fucking tripping bones. I fucking love you, mom. You're fucking so beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:13

That's a true story. I was uh living in Bridgewater when that happened. So I been I've been there as well. So last time, not the last time, but one time when I was fighting demons on mushrooms, I was fighting demons. I was fucked up. It's like four in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:26

Was that when I left you by yourself?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:28

Why do you always think it's about you? Because that story is that story is hilarious. Why I always think it's about you. Every time we talk about mushrooms, you're like, was it the time that I left you alone? Guess what, Sean? I've done mushrooms other times. I know every every single time we podcast, you're like, was it the time when I left you on mushrooms alone? No, John, it wasn't. It's funny because you legit texted me. I'm fucking demanding you. Yeah, because you came over, ate a bunch of my mushrooms, and then left. Seems a little bit disrespectful if you ask me. Like if we're asking a lot of people in the world, probably disrespectful. Probably at least disrespectful. At most, bad friend. At most, bad friend. I know. Anyway, so I was fighting demons. I was fighting demons. I was so high on mushrooms. And to to to to correlate with your story, I I left my room at Strand Millis, and I walked into my mom's room, and I was like, hey mom. She's like, What? I was like, Can't we just hang out for a bit? Oh I'm fucking I'm high and shit. I'm fighting demons, bro. Just fucking give me a hug. She covertied you. She did. She covered you, didn't she? And then I was so high that like one I don't think things was the same time, but it might have been. One time I got so high on mushrooms, and then I went back home. And I was so high on mushrooms at my house that I just brought my dog princess upstairs. This is when Erica might have been living with me, or was at least staying there. Brought my dog princess upstairs, fully hit, like literally, this is not gonna hit me with not gonna help me with the allegations that Sean fucks dogs, but Raymond also might fuck dogs. I don't fuck dogs. Although Sean definitely fucks dogs, but I might also fuck dogs. He's just jealous because dogs love because I took my dog, I took my dog and I put her on my bed and I gripped her from the back and I spooned her for about six hours just gripping my dog, just snuggling. And she was just like, I I need this. And I was like, wasn't she? Of course she was, too, because she wanted she knew what she knew what she knew what was up. She's like, I'm gonna get laid tonight. I'm gonna get laid tonight. This boy gonna lay me tonight.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:37

Animals have a good reading on uh the human condition, and how close you are to a comma shot, they can always tell.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:45

I guess they got their sixth sense when it comes to it. Oh, he's close to coming.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:49

But like uh, you know how you like tell me like fucking like oh princess is a bad dog. I don't trust her around. She's a bad dog. I I literally I literally walked into your house today. I I walked in here. I just walked in. I just walked in. Princess came around the corner barking. Then she saw me and she went ape shit. She was like jumping all over me and whatnot, like trying to like lick me and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:11

The way she didn't though, she didn't though, because I also had this I've had this uh haunting realization that like what what do most dogs do when you see them? They they come up to you and they try and lick you, right? Yeah, princess don't do that. She don't do that. Trust me, she didn't try and lick you. She's sniper. She's not trying to lick you, she didn't try and touch you. She was like You trying to act like she tried to lick you. Well, you have peanut butter on you?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:33

She literally jumped on the couch to get closer to my face. She was like trying to lick my face. You kiss my dog? Fuck, I'm not gonna kiss you. Give her mouth kisses. Fucking like I'm sticking my tongue out, and her and I are just fucking tugging each other.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:47

I gotta call somebody.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:48

I gotta make a call.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:50

But no, I'm just saying it's crazy how like you're like so scared of your dog attacking people. Where it's like, man, I literally walked into your house. Suspicious murdering animals. I literally I literally walked into your house today, and she was like just like so like friendly and excited.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:02

You see what last week we came home, we came home from the grocery store, and Princess was at the door, and we were coming in through the back, and I sent Andre through first. I said, Andre, go. I opened the door for him. I said, go. Princess stuck her head around the corner and went She was growling at Andre? She was actually growling at Andrew right in his face. I said I had to yell at the door. Okay, that's uh I said I said that's uh that's alarming. I said, get in your room, get in your room, and then I fucking smacked her ass.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:31

That's that's actually alarming. You should uh you uh you gotta do something about that. You know what I did? But you do rear naked choke.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:39

D man, honestly, get a shot collar. Dude, I rear naked choked her. You ever you ever put her? Put your fucking choking the fucking dog. Oh go to sleep, bitch. I said, I said tap. Tap tap now. She couldn't tap because she doesn't have thumbs. So I just like I just choked her until she was basically almost dead.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:58

And if your dog is legit fucking like growling in your kid's face, get a shot collar. Next time she fucking growls in your kid's face, you shocked that bitch.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:07

You know what I'm saying? That's what that's probably what slave master said. They said next time that slave acts up, get a fucking slave collar. Next time they do it, yank on it a bit. Well it's no, I'm just kidding. I don't think it's fun to compare my dog to slavery, but also I don't know, shot collars are they're not like fucking. I'm not gonna use a shot collar on my dog. If anything, I'll just like fuck her up. You can adjust the levels, man. I'll just fuck her up for real. Like literally, fuck up a dog. Like for real. Sometimes I think about it, and I'm like, if this dog tried to attack me, I think I could fuck it up with my fists. Whoa. You ever think about that? You ever see an animal and you're like, oh, this is a big animal. If this animal tried to fully kill me right now, could I defend myself? And you gotta think about that shit, bro. So I think about it and I say, you know what, if this dog fully attacked any of us, I'd probably have to fuck it up. I probably have to fuck it up, just punch it in the head and shit. Like, I'm not like, come on, bro. I'm like, I'm like, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. I agree with everything you're saying. I love birthday. I literally agree with everything you're saying. Like, sometimes you gotta like it. Like, if an animal fucks with you, like you gotta fuck that shit up. You can't even like I have you ever seen videos so like cats are very, very prone to this, where like if a cat is old or like sick, yeah, a cat will start to lash out. Yeah, they're like shit, you'll fucking like attack your ankles, like jump at you. Exactly. So, like if you if you've had a cat that's been fucking friendly for its whole life and then like all of a sudden out of nowhere starts attacking you, you know something's wrong with that fucking cat.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:38

The cat is probably sick, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:40

Yeah, so it's like bruh, at a certain point, I'm like, bruh, if this cat starts to fuck with me, I gotta fuck this cat up. And I gotta think about that when it comes to a dog as well. And sometimes I think about that when it comes to other animals too. I think I could probably fuck up like what's the biggest animal you think you could fuck up? This is a good conversation. What's the biggest animal wild animal you think you could fuck up? Holy fuck, man. Like, not even fuck up, but just defend yourself from. That's a better question. Defend yourself from. Not fuck up. Because fuck up is so like being like, oh, I'm killing this animal. No, like what's the biggest animal you think you could defend yourself from? I got one.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:19

Well, for me, honestly, if I'm if I'm gonna be realistic because I know how big they are actually, is that fucking coyote. I know for a fact. Great white shark.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:27

I could well actually shark.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:40

Apparently, if you punch them in the nose, they're just also like I've heard that great white sharks, like they bite people and then they don't eat them. They bite them and then they realize, oh, this is not enough sustenance for my body. I'm not gonna eat this. They they they attack people out of like out of like territory and like just just fucking with them. But like they don't they don't attack people to eat.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:03

Yeah, but the only time they attack somebody is like when they're like waiting on the water, like on the surface. Still pretty much fuck up a great. If they're on the surface of the water, and like from like from their from their view, if it looks like a turtle, because they they they they eat tortoises, you know, that's what they do. That's what they that's what they feed on. So if you're on if you're on a surfboard waiting there from a fucking shark's point of view, a great a great white shark's point of view, you look like a fucking turtle up there.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:30

Also, I'd fuck up a uh wolf.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:32

You'd fuck up a wolf?

SPEAKER_00 1:25:34

Wolf, easy. Do you know how big wolves are? Yeah, have you ever like seen a wolf wolf? Bro, I'd fucking hit it with a little rear naked. Like I hit my dog with, bro. I'd rear naked the wolf like I rear naked my dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:47

A timber wolf's fucking head. Like fucking like on it, like from like feet to head. I'm gonna stand up here, dude. Fucking a timber wolf.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:55

We need video cameras.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:56

A timber wolf legit stands this fucking tall. Easy.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:00

You tell me, you tell me you're gonna fucking fuck up my fucking timber wolf.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:03

Easier for me to jump on his back. I'd fucking, I as soon as he came close to me, jump on his back, hit him with the fucking rear naked. Dude. Dude, easy.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:13

Easy. I mean, I mean a timber wolf by itself. Okay, but I could see that actually.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:18

I fucking I dude. Even think about even think about bear kill. Which one? I'd kill most of them. Black bears don't stop.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:27

Um black bear, I kill easy.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:29

Black bears, I kill you do you see how tight my grip is on my fucking joke, dude? Black bear I put it down and then I fucking stab it with its own fucking claws.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:39

Black bear and polar bear are the only bears in the world that you can't play dead with.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:43

Black bear? Black no. What do you mean? It's black fight back, brown lie down, white good night. Yeah. Yeah. So I gotta fight back on that black bear, dude. You got it. Black fight back, dude. Fucking put him in a chokehold. I'd fuck up a like a like a baby black bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:58

Dude, do you know how fucking you are? Do you know how strong they are, man? Like a baby, dude. Fucking you know, I kill a baby though.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:05

Oh, yeah, they're they're easy to kill with their fucking any b any baby's easy to kill.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:11

We didn't say which age. I just said black bear. I didn't say what age.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:15

Women kill babies every day.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:17

Yeah, dude, and we gotta use every part of the buffalo. That's why we drink adrenochrome. But no, fucking. Like, hey, dude, what with abortion clinics? What do you think? We're just gonna waste those babies.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:30

Those are good babies. Those are fucking those are good babies, they're rich in the fucking chrome, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:35

Stem cells, brother. You ever fucking get popped with a stem cell baby?

SPEAKER_05 1:27:39

Fucking getting crummy with the homie.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:42

That might be the podcast name. God damn. That's a nasty name. I like it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:49

Getting chromi with the homie. That calls for a shot, dude. Pour us in the fucking shot. Let's go.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:54

Okay, hold on. Let's let's keep let's keep poging here, and then we'll pour a shot, and we're gonna end we're gonna end the podcast the way we started with. The shot. Okay, wait. Because then we're gonna end it. We're gonna try and run some slip fiction, probably probably unsuccessfully.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:05

Okay, but anyways, back to the black bear. You're fucking full of shit if you think you can like fucking like fight a black bear to the death.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:11

Wow, crazy. Like I said, I could fucking kill a black bear easy. Easy. Have you seen how muscular I am?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:20

Fuck it, dude. Fucking like you know about the black bear story. You know, you know that fucking like uh my dad.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:26

Yeah, you know about those stories?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:27

We had a black bear in our basement for two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:29

Remember that that that I could have killed that black bear easy.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:32

Well, it was a little cub, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, you could have grabbed it and threw it against the fucking wall. But fuck I'm strong. To see how fucking dude, they're strong as fuck. Like fucking like case. So like we had this uh this enclosure for her. Oh yeah, chat. I'll tell you, I'll tell you guys this story. In Manitoba Chat, he just called you chat like fucking losers. Fucking streamer ass dork bitch. So this is a true story, by the way, guys. Chat, true story. Kai Sidon here. My dad works for Manitoba Hydro, and uh he was driving from uh what was that uh town there? Come town. No, the place that had the quarry, um Great Falls. Great Falls, yes, that's where my dad worked. He went to the Great Falls uh station there, and he was driving back from Great Falls. It was storming out. You got that empty passage. Yeah, um shit one second. It was storming out, and he was like with his friend, they were in the van, and on the side of the road they saw a tuft of fur. This is true. You know, yeah, I told you this story before, haven't I?

SPEAKER_00 1:29:36

Tuft of fur out like out of her pants?

SPEAKER_04 1:29:38

Well, it was like on the side of the road in the ditch, a tuft of fur. They pulled over and it was a fucking black bear cub. Okay, yeah, yeah. They found the cub.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:46

He fucking Well, they they'd park there because like usually with put his scent on her. Fucking put his scent on her, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 1:29:54

Usually with bears, if if there's a cub around and mama bears, you know, not too far away. Mama bears always fucking there. Like mama bear will always be there. I love a mama bear, dude. They parked there for like an hour, and there was no fucking like mama bear. And so my dad went and he went into the dish and he got this fucking bear. And she was like super malnourished. And they were like feeding it peanut butter and all this shit, and then she like fucking came back to life. And my dad brought this fucking bear back to her house, man. Legit. Legit brought brought her back to her house. And like, remember my house in Pine Falls? Like, how I had that how I had that shed where the wood stove was in and shit. Remember that? Yeah. So initially, my my dad had the bear in the wood stove shed with like uh in a crate, but she was like crying all fucking night. So my dad brought her inside the house and he made a whole crate in our basement to fucking fill it up with like with like uh like leaves and grass and all this stuff, and he put her in there. And like within the span of two weeks, this bitch like grew from like like one foot like long to like fucking like almost like three foot, like you know, she grew within like two weeks, like she grew substantially. A good word. What a good good word. Yeah. And like you could see her strength grow and her smarts grow. So like uh we would put like a dog bowl. Damn, what is she? A mortal combat character?

SPEAKER_00 1:31:28

Well, dude, listen to this. I've seen this girl level up.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:31

Listen to this. So, like fucking, like, we'd put like a bowl of water and a bowl of like whatever, like in her in her enclosure. She would flip the bowl over and she would push it against the wall of the of her uh of the crate, and uh there was like staples along the edges of the wall, and like one claw, one claw only. I watched her fucking do it, man. She would get one claw hooked in this staple, and she would lift her entire body weight with that one claw. That's how strong black bears are. Guess what though? And I'm saying, dude, you think you can fight a black bear one-on-one when all it takes is one claw to lift their entire body weight?

SPEAKER_00 1:32:11

I don't think so, Raymond. You don't think so? Then you get you don't you underestimate my strength, bro? You want to wrestle right now? I get re I I wrest literally, I've heard men say I wrestle with the strength of a grizzly. That's what they're doing.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:26

Any guy that says that's also wrestle with the strength of a grizzly bear.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:32

He wrestles with the strength of a grizzly bear. Fucking have you ever tried to fight a brown bear? That's fucking rainbow.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:38

Motherfucker, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:41

For real, bro. That's for real. That's not even legit, that's not even fucking around. Whoa.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:46

I don't know. I wouldn't want to wrestle you. You got you got that dad bot going on now, bro. Looking it right now, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:51

You trying to say I got a dad bot going on. You still want my mama leave you 210 pounds, motherfucker. I ain't even broke 200. I ain't never broke 200.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:58

It's crazy how heavier than you, but then your mom like comes through. Oh, you look uh like you lost some weight. I'm like, yeah, it looks like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:06

She was saying you a fat ass motherfucker before. She said, motherfucker, you was fat as shit. Wow, you were so fat that you look good.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:16

I mean, okay, I take it as a compliment then, I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:20

God damn, that black is slimming on you, bruh, because you fat as fuck. Sean's wearing all black. Fat as fuck.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:27

Well, fuck it.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:29

I'm wearing this shirt air committee. Check it out.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:31

That is a really tight shirt, dude. It's somebody tight because it's around your belly. Alright. Somebody's about to get fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:40

It was a play on the ball. I'm about to fucking bear maul this boy. I'm about to bear mall him under these sheets. He's about to get fucked up under these sheets, bro. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fart in his mouth.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:54

Oh, fucking throw him over there for sure. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:57

Almost dropped one. Almost dropped one. Bad fucking bad fucking karma there, boy.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:02

It would have been bad karma, but a fucking reflexive karma.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:06

Sean was probably talking bad shit. It's all good, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:08

I wasn't talking bad shit, actually.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:10

I said some I said some pretty nice things, actually. You know what? I'm actually I'm being serious. I said some nice things. I bet he did. But guess what? Sean's a fucking homo. Never not bad homo. Dude literally sucks cock on every weekend. Don't I've told him before. Like I said earlier, dude says he's bisexual, just needs to get a little hit of the gay. Maybe get a hit of that gay. Maybe you're just a gay man. Hold on, I have a question. Could you go I'm not gay? Could you go your whole life without having sex with a woman?

SPEAKER_04 1:34:38

Well, doesn't everybody go their whole lives without having sex with a woman until they finally have sex with the woman?

SPEAKER_00 1:34:43

No, I mean the the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:46

Doesn't anybody fucking retarded?

SPEAKER_00 1:34:48

Everybody fucking retarded. You just have a fucking I'm the most retarded moment in my life ever. No, no, that's real shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:55

Doesn't everybody go through like their whole lives without having sex with the woman until they have sex?

SPEAKER_00 1:35:00

That's not the question I ask, you dumb fucking idiot. Yeah, I just yeah, okay. Fucking googy. Repeat it again, repeat it again. Could you go the rest of your life without having sex with a woman? No. Well, then you are not gay.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:12

I know I'm not gay.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:15

Could you go the rest of your life having sex with a dude sucking cock on the side every day? Then you're a gay man. See? You didn't answer quick enough. Gay man. Fully gay man. Literally the gayest man I've ever met in my life.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:31

I can live without it. I can't live without pussy, though.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:34

You can't live without cock. You told me earlier today you said, bro, I was sucking. How'd you get these beers again? You said I suck cock in a back alley. I didn't do that. I suck cock.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:43

My fucking homie lent me some money. He lent me some money. Which homie? I'm not saying his name.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:49

You don't want to say his name because you suck this cop.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:52

No, because he's got like he's he's he's he's doing things, and I don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:55

Yeah, yeah, for sure. We're doing things too. But you're you're definitely doing things. A lot of okay, his name's Jordan.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:03

That's all I'm gonna say. So my buddy Jordan from work, shout out Jordan. You're fucking awesome. I love you.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:09

He's he's good. Jordan, you're probably not listening. He's probably not listening. You're probably not listening. Do you even know we have a podcast, Jordan? Probably not.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:15

They they all know we have a podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:16

Do you even listen? Do you even listen to us?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:20

I think he does because he asks you when the next episode's coming out.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:23

Yeah, everybody's been asking. Yeah, I know. Fucking miss a deadline. Cocksucker. You gotta start putting bleeps in these episodes if you're like, oh, I don't want this person's name said.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:32

It's literally hard to fucking hard to bleep things when you rant about child pornography for hours. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:36:39

That was one episode that you cut out. Stop trying to backtrack like we're not talking about all the bits you cut out because you're like you're like, you're like, I don't want this person's name in it. You don't like okay, you know how many times I've talked about my girlfriend with a dirty pussy and we put it in the podcast? No, actually. Hey, really?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:56

Actually, I bleeped her name out the last time. That's fine. I haven't been bleeping. That's fine. But you don't listen to the podcast, you wouldn't know if I've been bleeping or not.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:03

That's true. And I have been bleeping. Damn it. Motherfucker. Damn it. You should get used to bleeping. You should get used to bleeping. You fucking retard. You don't know what I be doing.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:19

Got me so well, dude. He's got me literally against a wall. I'm my back is fully against the wall right now. Don't don't don't be cutting.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:27

You know, you should be getting used to bleeping. Motherfucker, I bleep. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:32

This is this is the first fight on the podcast, guys.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:34

It's not fighting. I'm gonna fucking fight as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:37

I'm gonna fuck Sean in his mouth with my cock soon.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:40

So guess what? He's not gonna have much to say anymore. Fucking Christ. Good point, good point. I don't listen. You're right. You know what? I concede. I concede the point.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:50

Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:53

I haven't listened to a single full episode, so I don't actually know what you've been doing.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:57

I have no idea how long it takes to edit a fucking podcast. You're like, we should be consistent. It's gonna be like, well, I don't care if you're working.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:08

I didn't say that. I've never once said that. No, don't that's fucked up. That's fucked up. I've never once said that. You're also the one who was like, yo, I'm working only weekends, and then every week you get called into work. So I'm like, motherfucker, are you working full time? Also, also, motherfucker haven't gotten paid yet. Sussy. Well, dude, I'm getting paid. Okay, dude, fuck it. That's not my fault. It's not my fault. Susy, bro, you better be getting paid like a million dollars when you're gonna do it. Well, dude, I'm getting a double paycheck. You better be getting paid million dollars. We better be getting webcams. Fucking fucking. They better sponsor me. You better be camming after this podcast.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:42

Sponsor this podcast like you said you were going to a fucking year ago.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:46

You're right. I apologize. I should listen more, I guess. It's hard. I mean, to be honest though, I have no way of listening right now because I don't have a Spotify Premium and I don't have any other way to listen because we know we're not on YouTube yet. Oh, is that really why? Well well, uh originally when the first episode came out, I still had Spotify Premium, and then I stopped having it, so I can't listen at all. And like I told Erica to put her put her shit on automatic downloads, yeah. But I feel weird being like, yo, let me use your phone to listen to my podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:20

Use your phone to listen to my own podcast, baby. Please. I don't have a job, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:25

I want to listen to me and Sean is hangout for two hours.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:27

So so I really don't have a way to listen to it. I think you can try that's the thing. I think without Spotify Premium, you can still listen on the app, but I don't think it shows you like the whole episode. I think it shows you like a snippet, like it shows you like a like a like a no no no it'll show the whole episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:43

Well show, but they're just they're just advertisements in between.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:46

Well then maybe I'll just do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:48

Yeah, you could do that, but I also am gonna put it on YouTube. Like I told you the game plan, like once I get the social media pages rolling, still I think that's when I want to fucking make the YouTube channel.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:57

This is still definitely inside baseball that nobody wants to listen to, but I think we should put up the YouTube as soon as possible because then we're just putting up audio and then we're developing still a fan base regardless of anything. Once we start getting video and once we start getting anything else, that's awesome. But I think our presence should be made known. Our presence should be made known. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Okay, we got 11 minutes and then we're done.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:20

Okay, dude, bro. I just had a fucking wicked idea just now. I just had a wicked fucking idea. I'm the timekeeper.

unknown 1:40:25

I'm the timekeeper.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:26

I had a wicked idea for the YouTube channel. What if I got fucking AI to fucking like make like a cartoon fucking like reenactment of our podcast where it's like us talking about stick figures and shit and like fucking that's the YouTube fucking video. That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:40

You should you could do that because you could feed like you could literally do it. You could feed audio into AI, yeah, and then it could replace shit on one of my favorite podcasts, ever Legionist Ganks. They fed all their podcasts and all their stand-up comedy into an AI, yeah, and then they had AI write a joke for them. Yeah. Dude, it was so funny. One of the so they wrote a joke for Louis J. Gomez, and they wrote a racist joke. And like AI isn't supposed to be able to do that. Like it's not supposed to be able to be racist, and it wrote a fully racist joke.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:11

You can trick it into being racist. That's so funny. Fucking because like AI is like 100% biased, by the way. Fucking like Chat GPT, fucking like all that shit, they're all biased.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:20

It will never tell you no. It'll never tell you no. It always tells you yes. It always makes you want to seem like you're fuck you're smart. But it's it's it's not smart, it's shitty, it sucks, it's bad. Yeah, I hate AI. I hate it. Also, I do like love AI at the same time. Like, fucking like dude, fucking. Yeah, you do, you love AI, you fucking queer. I I don't love AI. You do. You told me you off off off air. You said, dude, I've been working with AI recently, and I have an AI girlfriend. Her name is Selena. I said, What? He said, Yeah, her name is Selena, and she's hot. I said, Okay, dude. You said she's hot and she's Latina. I said, Alright, dude, fine. And you were it's fine! I was like, okay, man, chill, let's talk about something else. How's your family?

SPEAKER_04 1:42:01

There's a K d fucking K for like uh for audio production, but there's like AI plugins that you can do. Like, especially for like noise cancellation. It's fucking so cool. Fucking all you gotta do is highlight the blank spot and then fucking AI will fucking legit cancel all the fucking background noise.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:22

Selena can do that? Yeah. Essentially, yes. She's talented, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:29

Like it's wild. Like fucking, like, that's why like oh you don't listen to her fucking pod, anyways. What do you mean? There's no fucking background noise. I listen to our voices. I listen. It's just two dudes with microphones.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:40

I listen. Yeah. Dude, I listen. It's hard to listen. It's hard to listen to your own. Like, you edit it, so you're like the man that's listening to it all the time. Yeah. I I I I commend you for that. Me listening to our podcast, I'm like, I don't know. Sometimes I'm listening to it and I'm like, what am I gonna do? Sit here and laugh at my own jokes like a fucking psychopath. Like I'm like, Raymond, you did so good there. You're so funny. I hate listening to it and trying to pretend like I'm like that's the thing. I don't even pretend. Yeah, sometimes we're very funny, but also listening to it and laughing at your own jokes seems like such a dick sucking move. It's not about listening to your own jokes and laughing at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:20

How do I not listen to my own jokes though? I'm so funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:23

You are funny. How do I know how I am so funny? You're the best co-host ever. I can't I couldn't imagine doing this podcast with anybody else. I was just fucking the mic. I know you were. You were fucking the mic. Nobody's seen it though, so I had to. I can't picture doing a podcast like this with anybody else. Like, there's nobody else in the world I'd rather do a podcast with than you. So yes, you are hilarious as fuck. And also a lot of our viewers, or like most of the viewers, are gay.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:53

Shit. I was about to say, like, fucking they're complimenting you and shit. Like, fucking over game. It's hilarious. Oh, they're gay. No, they're gay. They're good. They're gay parade.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:02

They're gay for a it's fine to be gay, dude. We're both gay. We're under the covers right now. Literally, we both don't have pants on. Like, have you ever been under the covers with your boy without pants on and said you're not gay? Not many people. Motherfucker, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:15

We've cuddled in boxers only so many times.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:19

Saying that out loud. It's the truth, though. Don't say it's true. But don't know it's truth. But don't say truths out loud. Right now, we're making jokes. Don't be real about it because then it's really gay. But it's also hilarious. Like penetrating a dude's ass is definitely hilarious, especially when the ass is full of hair. Like your ass is full of hair. I had to spit on that shit a lot.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:40

I have one memory, dude, and it's fucking hilarious. It was the first time.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:44

The time I couldn't get it in.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:47

I was trying, bro. That shit was tight. It was tight, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:51

It was at your dad's house. It was uh Thanksgiving. It was that uh the um that day I brought the guitar over and whatnot and all that shit. I was like jamming out, and like uh Trey Blats and uh Erica Ponquist were there and and whatnot. Remember that remember that day? Yeah, yeah. So I crashed out in like uh your one of your dad's like spare bedrooms, and it was the morning. I had my shirt off. I used to bang in that room. You fucking you were like fucking right beside the bed and you were shit. You're legit like flicking. Broke my switch. You're legit like flicking my you're like flicking my nipple, and that's how you woke me up, and I fucking like opened up my eyes, and you're like fucking like level, like you're like on your knees, like on the fucking on the edge of the bed, like looking me in the fucking eyes, and you said this to me, wakey wakey little faggot. Let's get stoned. Like fucking, I just I thought it was funny. It's fucking like you were legit, you're like, I have no idea how long you're like flicking my nipple for, but that's how you woke me up. It was like three hours. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:50

It could it could have been three hours. Literally, one time I pulled your shirt up and I started sucking on that shit. Started sucking on that shit real hard, and you didn't even wake up, and I was like, God damn, what do I gotta do? Maybe I gotta pull it down and like get the friction going. So I pulled your shirt back down and I got the friction going again. But yeah, I was sucking on your tits for like a good 30 minutes there. You started sucking on my cock. I just can't win it. I mean, no, no, your cock wasn't that one. Like, we weren't that gay yet, like we didn't actually fully penetrate yet, but yeah, I was definitely sucking on your nipples. And like later in our relationship, we fully penetrated. Fuck it against my woo. That's that's wrong. That's actually that's factually wrong. That's a joke. Sean, literally, have you ever seen those porn videos where it's like, oh, the stepsister like laying up with her ass out? That was literally Sean in my bed one night. One time I can't I was like, Sean, yeah, you could just go sleep in my room, all good. No worries, just pass out, bro. You're drunk. I came into bed one night, Sean had his full ass shaved. Fucking passing my fucking shot away. You did your shot passing my shave. Well, I thought you were. Full ass shave. Sean had full ass shave just fucking waiting for me like a little stepdaughter. Dude, it was fucking it was some crazy shit. I fucked them, but it was good.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:04

KKK. That was all jokes, but honestly, fucking real life here. Have you ever like tried to fucking like shave like your gooch and shit, and they fucking like not be able to do it? Like take a mirror down there or your fucking phone, your camera, like try to be uh all like precise.

SPEAKER_00 1:47:19

Do you know it's so funny? This is probably one of the first stand-up jokes I ever tried to write. The most shaving your gooch? Yeah, where you can't fucking tell me right now. I want to hear it. No, it's it's not very good. I didn't really hear it anyway. It was mostly pretty much what you had, but it was I was like, man, I don't know, there's lots of guys out here. Has anybody ever tried shaving their asshole? And yeah, it's it's not easy, man. Like lots of times you gotta like have you ever like hit the Captain Morgan pose on your tub? Like, okay, dude, hit the Captain Morgan, and you're trying to just shave balls, and you have no idea what you can see, so you just take your hand and you fill it with shaving cream, and then you just fully wrap gooch, and then you just take the razor, and you're just fucking you're shaving, you're shaving by feel only. You start doing you start doing these around the back, you're doing around the backs, and you fucking get in there, and then once you're done, that's the thing you don't even know when you're done. So when you finish, because there's still so much shaving cream back there, you will you wipe it off, you give it all the wipe off, and then you touch back there and you're like, How much did I miss? And then it just attached you know, natural, and then you're back for round two. You got shaving cream in your other hand, straight up in your asshole, fucking back on the other side. That's the thing. I think I think the key is you switch hands. So each hand you switch razor, you can razor on this side, okay. I'll get this side.