Exes and Hoes

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SPEAKER_03 0:07

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Just Clowning Podcast with Sean Bouvier and Raymond Cox coming to you live from 334 Chelsea Avenue. Come on down. Hang out, take a sip, put your feet up. We're about to have a good time. It's not a long time. We got about a couple hours here, couple hours there. How's my boy doing?

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Your boy's doing pretty good. He's about to crack open another beer. Alright, alcoholic number one. Is getting thirsty up in here. I'm doing pretty good. Me and Ray just got back from watching Obsession at Grant at Grant Park Theater. It was a fucking pretty solid movie, I think. I really enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Shut up, Grant Park, dude. Best best theater in the city. Got head in that theater. Word. Massive head.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

I've never gotten head in that theater. Not yet. Not yet, though. You should have asked me today.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

I should've asked you today. Why didn't you tap my shoulder? I was like, yo, but he wants some popcorn? Like that wasn't a sign.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

I told you I said, I'm not putting my hand in your dick popcorn. That's what I said, and I stand by it. You had your dick in that popcorn, I've seen it.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

100% a move. I was like, man, you know, he wants popcorn.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Yeah. I've seen the videos. Specifically, I've seen one video where this guy puts his dick in real popcorn. This is a pornography, this is a pornographic video, guys. I watched his video where this guy put his dick in real popcorn and then he took it out, and the girl was getting she was sucking his dick and her mouth was all yellow. And I was like, this is weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Just put her face first in the popcorn?

SPEAKER_03 1:36

No, like his dick was in the popcorn, so it got all greasy full of butter. And then he pulled his cock out of the out of the butter bag of popcorn and then she started sucking it, and then his mouth got all or her mouth got awful yellow, and I was like, this is weird. She looked like a Simpsons character. Was that a portal? Yeah, I'll send you it. I'll link you the bro. I guess we'll link you.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

It's probably an easy one to find. This sounds uh I'm all about oil. I like the oils.

SPEAKER_03 2:00

I don't like yeah, butter is a different kind of oil though, bro.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

It still sounds hot.

SPEAKER_03 2:05

I definitely came, but it was like it was it was it took a minute. Yeah. I had to fast forward to after she got it penetrated. Anyway, guys.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

So how have you been, man?

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Fucking like okay, so I've been good. We haven't seen each other in a couple weeks because Sean's been off fucking dilly-dally and getting his fucking wick dipped in fucking poisonous candles. Yep. Um, but anyway, no, so I I I had a I had a job for like for a couple days, and I was I got this, I seen this ad online, and it was for an overnight bar bouncer. And I said, I could be a bouncer, dude. I'm fucking I'll fuck a dude up. I'll fucking dude up, I'll stab a dude. I don't care. And then I so I go to this place and it's like I look it up online, and on Google Maps, it says it's at it's a travel lodge, like a hotel. Yeah, true. So I'm like, so I'm like, okay, I'm just doing like hotel security overnight, just literally probably hanging out. It's a hotel, like how crazy can it be? And then I get there, I get I get to this interview, and it's it's not a travel lodge, it's called a wellness center, and it's just fucking welfare goblins, dude. Just I don't know if it's for like addicts or like re retards.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Retards?

SPEAKER_03 3:22

There was a there was a lot of people of the of the reservation persuasion. Oh Indians, a lot of Indians, lot of indigenous, a lot of indigenous, a lot of feather Indian, not dot. Um anyway, so no, so I I go in the interview and I'm like, okay, whatever. Like I I do the interview, I get I get the job, and then I go in to get like I go into training. So they must have been desperate then. It had to have been. Had to have been the I walked in, I walked in there skinny, no muscles on me at all, and they said, This guy can bounce. Oh yeah. This guy can bounce. And then I as as I took the as after I did the interview, I was like, I bet they put it online as a bar bouncer, so you don't have to have security credentials. Because like usually to do security, you have to have like uh you have to go through a class or something, or like you get certified. This they were like, it was like a loophole where they're like, you don't have to be certified, just come on in. So I went in for training, and the first day of training wasn't that wasn't that bad. It was like a lot of fucking um a lot of just people coming in drunk. And then okay, so the first day of training basically they were like, Okay, there's this girl here. So at this place, there's no drugs or alcohol out on the premises, yeah, except cannabis. They're allowed to have cannabis and allowed to smoke it outside. Cool. Okay, but most of these people are alcoholics, yeah. All of them are alcoholics, and there's this there was this one lady there named Kim, and she was crazy, like starting fights with everybody, like just insane. And I was talking to the guy that was training me, and he's like, Yeah, we're trying to get Kim out of here because we're pretty sure she's drinking in here all the time, and then like what and then he didn't say this to me. We were talking to somebody else, like one of the people that were there, and he was like, Yeah, she's pretty sure she's selling in here too. And then we walked away and I was like, Did that guy just say she was selling in here? Like, what's she selling? And he's like, Yeah, we're pretty sure she's selling crack. I was like, Okay, cool. And he's like, Yeah, but we kind of just like swear to god, the guy that was training was like, we just kind of turn a blind eye to her though, because like you know, we just I guess that they like her or something, so we just kind of let her fucking do it, and I was like, Okay, so like just let her sell crack and drink. I was like, sounds good. So the second sounds like a vibe, so she's insane, she's absolutely insane. It sounds like a vibe, absolutely insane. Um, and then uh so I went in for the second the second training shift, and it was like a like a more of an overnight shift, and I was good. I have to do you have to do room searches, so you have to go in every person's room and look through their shit and make sure they don't have drugs or alcohol. And if they do, you can kick them out for 24 hours, 48 hours, or just kick them out forever. I was I was there and I was like, dude, I felt I was there and I was like, I feel the power, dude. I have patience. I have power over these Indians as a white man. Dude, I'm about to fucking put them all on a reservoir. I'm just kidding. No, no, no. So um, so I was I was I'm like doing room checks, and like we do a room check, and there's literally like three empty two sixes in a in a closet, just three empty bottles, just like, oh yeah, people are partying in here. Yeah, went into another room. I'm like, Are you care? Are you guys using drugs or alcohol in here? They're like, no. And I go over to the corner, and there's literally a broken crack pipe on the thing, and I'm like, What's this? And they're like, I don't know. And I was like, What am I supposed to do here, brother? Like so, yeah, and then and then that same night the guy was like the guy that the guy that I was working with, he's like, Yeah, about like a week ago, I almost got stabbed here. He's like, Yeah, he's like, Look at that camera. So there's camera. Most of the time, I was kind of just sitting there on looking at cameras, but it was like at certain points. Also, hold on, I'll tell you why I really didn't want to work there. This one guy, this one guy, anyway. He gave me so many reasons why already. This is why I didn't want to work there. Okay, okay, so this guy's like, Yeah, like I almost got stabbed last week. You see that van out there, someone left it unlocked, and then I went outside, and then there was a guy going through it, so I went outside and I was like, Hey man, you can't be in here. And he's like, Ah, I'm just trying to stay warm, man. He's like, You can't be on the property, you gotta get out. So he comes, he comes out of the van and he pulls something out of his pocket and he he comes at me and like he like I punch him in the face, and then he grab I guess he's like, I have my phone in my hand. The the crackhead grabs the phone out of his hand and then starts walking away. And the guy's like, Hey man, give me my phone back, and he's like, No, and he's like, I'll give you $30, and he's like, Okay. So, so this is this is how he explained it to me. He's like, I put the $30 on the ground and I backed up. He came forward, picked up the $30, and put my phone down. And he's like, he's like, the guy seen that I had more money too, but he just took $30 and he was fine. And I was like, damn, that's a dumb fucking robber. Yeah, anyway, then he was like, he's like, he's like, yeah, and then he almost stabbed me. Like he's like, he almost stabbed me like when he was coming at me that first time, and I was like, all right, cool, pass on this. Yeah, fuck that. Pass on this. And then there was this one guy who was just sitting, like literally blackout drunk. This kid was blackout drunk, probably like 20 years old. We were I was sitting there working, and he was just sitting at the counter, and he like he came up to me and he kept saying the same thing like over and over and over again. So I was like, that's how you know he's blackout drunk. Oh fucking or yeah, he kept being like, he'd be like, yo, we talked about that last episode and actually watched you know two episodes ago. You guys got a charger? You guys got a charger? He said this about 40 times. You guys got a charger? And I was like, I don't think I want to work here, man. Like I'm not just I'm just not gonna come back.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Yeah, fuck that, man. Which wellness center was this? Like, where was it located again? It's uh way down Notre Dame. Oh damn, were there a lot of were there a lot of hunchbacks there?

SPEAKER_03 8:39

Yeah, uh quasi mo Quasimoto was hanging about, but the Fentoline definitely could cause uh some hunchback for sure. I don't know, man. I was like, I was like, I'm I'm fucking I'm good. I was like, Erica, I'm don't think I'm gonna work at this job. She's like, that's fine. I was like, cool.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Yeah, fucking, dude, I wouldn't want you to work there either. I mean, I'd be worried about your safety every day. Like, man, how's Ray doing?

SPEAKER_03 8:59

I was like, I was thinking about it and I was like, damn, I might have to stab one of these motherfuckers, dude. I might have to start carrying a blade on me. I was like, Erica, should I get a bulletproof vest like 50 cents and just walk around with it?

SPEAKER_01 9:12

Dude, I fucking that'd be a vibe. That's a vibe. See, like, yeah, my job, like my biggest fear is uh getting caught doing drugs at work. Yeah. That's my biggest fear. Because you work in the kitchen, like everybody's like on fucking drugs.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

I mean, I guess only the cool people, right?

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Yo, fucking the funniest thing about my job, fucking, I was like thinking about I was thinking about this the other day. So, like, all the bathrooms are downstairs, like in the basement, and we have a handicapped bathroom, but then to get down to the basement as a fucking customer, there's like a fight of stairs you gotta go down. How the fuck are these fucking like handicapped folks?

SPEAKER_03 9:54

I mean, not wheelchair handicapped, but just like disabled. There's fucking a target. I mean you could definitely pass on taking like if somebody's seen you walking over there, they'd be like, oh, there's no issue here.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

That's actually my main bathroom too. That's that's the bathroom where I feel the safest. There's more room, dude. There's more room. There's so much room there for the biggest. Like they even have like a fucking like uh like you can tell like they have like the bar on the side there, so like they can like get up easier. Like if someone's like fucking like in a in like in a wheelchair, you know, or like completely like disabled, like their legs are fucked. But how are they getting down the stairs?

SPEAKER_03 10:29

I don't think they are. I don't think they are. It's it's the coat bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

It's 100% the coat bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

Yeah, I mean that's probably not designated specifically, but I'm sure you workers have uh relegated it to uh the cocaine bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

Well, it's also people that are partying there too, because like at 10 o'clock a place turns into a nightclub, and then it's like a club until like fucking 2 a.m. And then sometimes like coming to work and like from the next day there's like just like fucking like just powder all over it.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Damn, you fucking clean it up or what? Fucking business, push it all together, a little morning ding.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

Sometimes there's a day guy. Sometimes there's K in there. Just pop yourself into a little K hole.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

Where's Sean? He's in the bathroom in a hole, dude.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

Yeah, but like, you know. It's ridiculous, though. Thinking about like fucking like all these like handicapped folks trying to get down the stairs and they can't get down there. It's sad, it's a sad life being handicapped. Is it? I don't know, man. I think they're vibing.

SPEAKER_03 11:37

I don't know. I see most handicapped people I see. I'm like, this guy looks happy as fuck. Hell yeah, dude. Just strolling around. Yeah, dude, no care on the world. Probably in a wellness center. Probably in a wellness center. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

Man, speaking of like case, like my bus stop, I told you this earlier today. My bus stop is like in a pretty like kind of like sketchy corner of that neighborhood, like in downtown. Yeah, yeah. Like on Fent Alley. Fent alley, dude, yes, on uh the corner of King McDermott. Yeah, yeah. That's my fucking bus stop. And like I was thinking like the other day, like to like leave these like crackheads like to get them to leave me alone. Maybe I should like start doing the Fentoline at my bus stop. Yeah. And just like hop on the bus and be every time you say Fentoline, it makes me think of Bento box for some reason.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Why is that? I don't know. It's like word association in my brain or something. From the first time you said it, like I've heard the Fentlin, but you're throwing an O on the end of it, and every time you say Fentoline, I'm like, dude, it sounds like sushi. I think it rolls off the tongue a lot better if you add like an extra syllable. I'm I'm not mad at it. Yeah, fentolene? I'm not mad at all. Or Fentilen. Also, yeah, I uh yeah, I think you could do that. I think you should do that. Yeah. I think you honestly, nobody would question it. Nobody would question it. People look at you and be like, dude, he's bald, probably got a small penis. Of course he's on fentanyl. I'm missing half a tooth. Well, you're left, you're you're bent over, so they can't see that. They can't see that.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Yeah, they do see the bald head though. I gotta add some drool into the equation to like fucking pull my pants like all the way fucking like down to like my thighs. Damn, you're gonna both of those. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking go full method. I'm gonna full method the fuck out of this fenty lead in my bus stop and doing it. I think that's good.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

I think that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

It's a good idea. You know what? If you can't beat them, join them. Exactly. Maybe I should like take a take it to a whole new level and start doing fent.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

Fucking like I think that's a great idea. I think it's a great idea. I think you should do more than you think you should. I think you should do like an overdose amount.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

I gotta see what it's like. I gotta see what all the hype's about. It's it's all a hype these days. People are fucking ODing on Fant left and right. There's a whole scene around it. My mom OD'd on Fant last night. Shit. She's gone, brother. Fucking R.I.P.

SPEAKER_03 13:58

Patricia. R.I.P. Patricia. No, I'm just kidding. Did she lean first? She was she was in her bed, so she was like bent in half like a fucking like a pretzel. She pretzels herself laying down. I said, that's weird. Fucking so they lean lying down. Yeah, it's I think it's just a position that their body feels comfortable in. I don't think they're actually sleeping. I think they're just comfortable.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Well, like, I don't know if they're comfortable. I mean, like, maybe, or they're just like dying.

SPEAKER_03 14:25

You never hey, guess what, Sean? You never gonna know till you try it. Never know.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

Yes. And like we all know that I don't have like, you know, any like addictive personalities.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. We know that. We know you're the we you know, we know what I was telling Sean earlier. He's definitely not the king of good decision-making addiction personality, or maybe even finance. He's he's possibly the king of uh the king of bad decisions.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

I that's actually very possible. I might be the king of bad decisions, which we are going to get into later. I don't want to get into that right now.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

I don't think I don't think so. I think Hitler might be the king of bad decisions, but like you can you can definitely be like second.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

Yeah, but his mind his heart was in the right place, though.

SPEAKER_03 15:10

And like six million, it was probably like 300,000. Yeah, okay. Let's be real. Those numbers are fibbed. Those numbers are freaking fibbed, dude. I haven't seen that many pictures of it. I've never seen one.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

It's just like 9-11 didn't really.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

Never seen one. I'm pretty sure they just got the story from X-Men where like air where he's like a fucking Holocaust survivor. They were just like, yeah, they were just like, bro, this is so cool.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Let's make it history. It's like, yeah, I totally read that issue. I I seen the movie. Exactly. It came out around the time of Schindler's List, too. I'm selling a fucking conspiracy here. It was definitely a conspiracy. And Schindler's List was directed by who? Spielberg. Who's what? Great director.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

Saved your life there, dude. Saved my life. I was about to get offensive with it. They were about to strike you down with light.

SPEAKER_01 16:12

They're listening, strike you down with lightning, brother. They're fucking everywhere. Control the weather. It reminds me of Borep. You ever watch Boreap?

SPEAKER_03 16:23

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Fucking like uh when they uh they're at that um B and it's like the Jew family, and like they're like, oh, they're Jews, and like the cock there's like cockroaches coming underneath the door, and they think that the Jews like shape shit into cockroaches, and they're throwing like dollar bills down. We gotta get them out of here. They're throwing fucking money at the cockroaches. That's so funny. Fucking so fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 16:47

I seen someone the other day, and I was like, dude, that's so accurate. So I don't think you've watched them very much, but there's a guy online named Baton Even. I'm sure I've mentioned him before on the podcast.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

But he I see Evan or Eben.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

I think it's E. Well it's E V-E-N.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

That sounds like even to me. That's not a lot of people. Like even brother? L's even. L'even. What's he even doing?

SPEAKER_03 17:06

Some some troll shit. You should watch some of his content. It's really long. There's one where he gets um a bunch of black Israelites, or two black Israelites, or maybe it's just one, and then he gets a bunch of rabbis, and they have a debate about like the truth of where Jesus came from and who's actually a real Jew. And then they he puts um, I don't know if you know who Sal Volcano is.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

I don't know, but he sounds Jewish.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

He's yeah, he's Italian. Uh but he's a comedian. Have you ever heard of the show Impractical Jokers? Oh, yes, yes, yeah. He's one of the Impractical Jokers, he's also a comedian. But Maton even puts him right in the middle of it while these two people have this like 3,000-year-old debate, and it's so funny, dude. It's probably the best thing he's ever put out.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

A 3,000-year-old debate. That's basically what's going on in real time right now, like fucking Israel and Palestine.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Yeah, it's the same shit, bro. It's it's all it's all an old debate, bro.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

Um, but it's he's really funny, and the reason why I brought it up because you were talking about Sasha Baron Cohen, and the other day I was reading the comment, and they were like, This guy is our generation, Sasha Barron Cohen, and I was like, I fuck with it, dude. That's so accurate. I'll show you, I'll show you his stuff later. He's really funny. Yeah, fuck, I'll check it out for sure. He just had he just had John Kirakao on his podcast. You know who that is?

SPEAKER_01 18:21

Fuck man, I I feel like I'm so uncultured right now. Like, why am I why am I starting a podcast when I'm so uncultured right now?

SPEAKER_03 18:29

I'm just chronically online. You're good, you're you're chronically online.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

You're fucking out there, like you're not even on social media, but you're fucking out there discovering all these obscure things that have no idea what's going on. That's the thing talking about.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

I think Vaton even has like three million subscribers, so it's not even that obscure anymore. Oh my god, am I fucking like under am I retarded? Yeah, no, no. I'm like under a rock, but he's like he's he's pretty popular now. Like um, but no, John Kierkow is like the guy who uh he was like a CIA whistleblower.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

And he like whistleblowed all the torture operations that they were doing. But he's also told like a hundred stories where it's like he was like, it sounds like he was like definitely involved in so much.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Is he the guy that fucking like uh whistleble um uh all the shit that was going down in Guantanamo Bay, that fucking guy? Oh damn, you okay? He started choking out of nowhere. Oh my god, guys raised dying on the podcaster.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Fucking ghost cock hit me right in the throat. I opened my mouth too wide, a ghost cock came into me, dude. Um I was actually concerned. I was like, man, I feared for your life first. Yeah, it's I have I have stage four cancer, it's fine. Um, but uh was he the guy? Maybe I don't know. I don't really know his full story, but he got like he was in jail for a while here. Yeah, you could Google it. No, yeah, you vent. Don't touch the laptop. You're gonna fucking you're gonna I'm not gonna fuck it up. Hold on. I forgot to turn it off. You know what's crazy? You did record time today. What's up? 19, 20 minutes. Yep. It took you to get set up. Yeah. I'm putting I'm putting that in the Did you actually talk about you're on you're on fucking 20 minutes, bro. We're gonna see how fast you can get. Because this is this is first first day timing it, bro. So just know you're always on the clock, okay? There's not safe around me.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

For our listeners out there, it actually kind of takes me a while to get this like thing set up. It's like not because I don't know what I'm doing, it's because my laptop is old and outdated, and it takes a while, and it's also Windows. I need a Mac, but that's my explanation and uh my excuse and my story, and I am sticking to it. Raymond, take it away. You're gonna show me something.

SPEAKER_03 20:36

Um Yeah. Yeah, it is. Uh hold on. No, well, he was like, it doesn't it doesn't say hold on, let me see. Hold on, let me see. Let me see, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Um yeah, so Sean's fucking gay. Alright, fucking word. Fucking hitting the hitting a little bit of a riffs on him, dude.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

Is that your Don't catch me riffing, dude? Is that the new Corpse Ceef? Sean's gay.

SPEAKER_03 21:02

Oh deadly, dude. It hit you with a fucking riff.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

Um I think that might be the new uh corpse ceef. And for our listeners, you do know what corpse ceef is, because I have been integrating it in almost every episode. And if you enjoy that, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Um, yeah, corpse cleaf, Sean's gay definitely doesn't make sense in terms of corpse cleaf, but use it however you see fit because you are gay. Um Kierkow blew the whistle on CA's post-911 enhanced interrogation program, becoming the first US government official to publicly confirm in 2007 that the agency uses waterboarding on detainees, which he described as torture.

SPEAKER_01 21:37

Words. Oh, yeah, and yeah, sorry. And guan is Guantanamo Mobe in the game.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

No, well, I mean, it says it says it's like post 911 shit, so I don't know when Guantanamo Bay was active, but I'm not doing too much more research, it's gonna kill the time on the podcast. But in the in the episode of the Maton Ewan show, they waterboard his friend. And John Kierkown is like he's like, he's like, you need thicker, you need thinner. Eggs and you need more water because they're just using a cup of water. And the first time he does it, he's like, his legs need to be higher and he needs to be on a flat surface. And like he teaches him how to waterboard his friend, dude.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

Classic content. Fucking hilarious. Classic content.

SPEAKER_03 22:16

Yeah, check it out. Can I puff? Princess, um, so let's get into this obsession review. We're gonna do uh we're gonna do a spoiler-free review, and then we're gonna do spoilers later on. So we'll have probably time codes where you guys can jump ahead just so you don't um get spoiled if you don't want to get spoiled. Because it just came out like on Friday or something.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

Yeah, literally just came out.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

So it's really new newest movie from the from the generational talent, Curry Barker, famous from milk and cereal or what is it, cereal and milk?

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Milk and cereal and cereal.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

And then he fucking got the biggest deal ever, Blumhost. I think they I think okay, I'm probably skewing the facts here, but I think he made the movie for four million and sold it to the studio for like 20 million dollars. I think it was something like that. It's like it's something small, it's otherwise 1 million and 10 million or 4 million and 20 million, it's something crazy like that. And he's like 26 years old, crazy ass shit. Um, so Sean, tell me what you thought of the movie without telling us any spoilers.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

Okay, so like I'm the one that kind of like introduced you to Curry Barker and his fucking genius when I showed you milk and cereal. And then you probably went down the rabbit hole a little bit too after that and like watched a bunch of bunch of his sketch comedy. And I maybe watch a couple, maybe. No? Okay, well, I love his sketch comedy. I knew about it, I knew about his sketch comedy before Milk and Cereal. So like when Milk and when Milk and Serial dropped, I was like, okay, holy shit, these guys made a horror film. And it was phenomenal. I fucking loved it. And then when I found out that they made another horror film called Obsession that they premiered at I think it was like what, Con Film Festival or some shit like that. It was it was at some film festival. Sundance can't can't. I think it may have been Sundance, actually. I could be wrong. I think I think it was Sundance, actually. It was one of them. Those are the two big ones.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

South by Southwest is another big one.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

But anyways, I've been like uh eyeing down this movie for like the better part of a year. And I finally got to watch it today. And I will say that I I I feel like it did meet my expectations. It was everything I kind of expected. I did expect a bunch of humor, I expected uh some unsettling moments, I expected some like uh great performances, which there were. I feel like everybody in the movie was great, and I think they cat they casted uh Cooper Tomlinson really well. I feel like Curry Barker legit like wrote that role of Ian for his friend Cooper. Like I said, like yeah, you could you could totally tell that he wrote it for him. I'm sure he does.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

Like, I'm sure he writes a lot of roles for specifically for his friends, right? Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 24:51

Like, yeah, because he had like he had the funniest bits in the movie, he had the funniest lines and the funniest dialogue was was fucking Ian's dialogue. Disagree. Really?

SPEAKER_03 24:59

This I was laughing way more at the time. Way more fucking Nikki? Way more at Nikki's shit, dude. Nikki was Nikki was uh downright hilarious. Okay, she was hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

She was hilarious when she w when she wasn't even trying to be hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 25:10

Yeah, it was meant it was meant to be like twisted and sinister, but I I couldn't stop laughing, dude. It was so funny.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

Yeah, I mean like I feel like it was like the proper balance of like horror and comedy, and like I I I really liked it. I also liked how like I will get into that in the into the spoiler review, actually. I'm not gonna yeah, in my opinion, okay, so I give it like install it 8.5 out of 10, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

Okay, 8.5 out of 10. Okay, so what what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna I'm gonna just give him a quick synopsis. The movie is basically like this guy is in love with this girl, she doesn't there's it's unrequited feelings, he doesn't she's not sure if he if she likes him back, they're like best friends, and then like he's he's gonna he's gonna confess to her whatever he doesn't, but he gets this he gets this magic little stick that he breaks, and it's called a one-wish willow. And if he breaks it, you can make a wish, and he essentially wishes for her to love him more than anybody else in the whole world, and then she goes it goes a little bit, a little bit sideways. I wouldn't say a little bit sideways. It goes it goes it goes places, it goes fully sideways. Um I thought I thought the movie was I thought the movie was really good. I thought the ending was a bit mid for me, but everything else in the movie I really liked. I liked all the characters. Um I thought the lady that they got to play uh Nikki was like perfectly cast. Yeah, she was like she she had like crazy eyes, like perfect crazy eyes. The guy that got to play Bear was like a weird little guy. I don't know if he's in Curry Barker's like sketches or if it's one of his friends, but he was like a weird little character liked him. Um I'm trying not to say too much about the movie. Um yeah, uh I thought it was good. I thought it was suspenseful. I thought it balanced the the suspense of the movie, the spooky parts with the lightheartedness, which is I think what makes a horror movie a bit better is like the ups and downs. Like like you'll notice that from like even um what was it? Like Zach Krieger, like weapons. That's exactly who I was saying. I was I was reading your mind. Zach Krieger. So Zach Krieger came from Whitest Kids You Know, sketch comedy, and then started making horror movies, and it's like the perfect balance of like it's it's it's more of like a roller coaster as opposed to just waiting for the next scare. Yeah. Because it goes, it goes it goes really, really dark and really spooky, and then it goes up and it's like, oh, this is funny. Yeah, this is funny, and it really makes those darker moments hit harder when there's comedy in it. I I agree. Yeah, so I think that's why like these fucking these sketch comedy directors or these sketch dudes are when making horror movies now, they're really fucking killing it, to be honest. Like Jordan Peele was the first one, Zach Krieger, uh Curry Barker. Yeah, but that I don't know, I don't know what those other guys are making. I don't know if they're making comedy or not, but those two Australian dudes that made Talk to Me, Rocka Raka, they were also YouTubers. Yeah, I don't know what their content was, but like they also transitioned to like big budget movies.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

Yeah. But I think we talked about earlier too was like uh the use of shadows and darkness in the film too, is like was utilized very well, which I really liked. I really liked it.

SPEAKER_03 28:10

They did Vic Carrie Barker did very good with that. I was saying that to Sean when we were waiting for the bus because we're losers. Um so yeah, like in the in the movie, I don't think this is a spoiler at all. No, it's almost like anytime Nikki, because Nikki is kind of like you know, the de facto bad person in the movie. She goes kind of crazy. Um, every time she's doing something spooky, she's always in the shadows. And even if she's not doing something spooky, it's like almost ever since he makes the wish, she's always in the shadows, and that's almost showing like I felt like it was almost showing the other side, the other personality that took over her body. Yeah. Um, now we're almost getting into spoiler territory, but um, and but they he used shadows great. It feels it feels like every scene that she was in, she was in the shadows, and it really, really added to that really spookiness. I I I I agree. Yeah, whatever. I'd probably give it like a seven, seven and a half, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Really? Yeah, like seven and seven and a half.

SPEAKER_03 29:04

It was funny. It was funny. I just the ending I thought I don't know how much I liked it. I don't know, it was great. Maybe because of the ending, right? You know, maybe your big ending guy. I don't know. I like a like an ending that feels a bit more cohesive. Um, maybe it didn't feel like that to me, but I think maybe we'll get into that more in spoiler territory. In spoiler territory, we'll talk about it, we'll talk about it more in about a half hour, maybe literally, probably five minutes, because I don't know how much I could say more about this movie without spoiling anything. Like, I don't know. Okay, should we just fucking jump in and say I mean what do you mean? What do you mean? We already gave them a quick synopsis, we gave them our scores. So, like, and now if they want to go see the movie, they can go see it themselves, or they can keep listening and listen to our spoiler review.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

I will say this, I do feel like milk and cereal was better. I enjoyed milk and cereal more than I did obsession.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

Yeah, I I did it, I think I do as well, but you could also see like kind of some of the symmetries to that one, especially in like the part where okay, so now hold on. Now we're going in full spoiler territory. This is getting rid of the body, can we just say that? That's exactly what I was gonna say. Yeah, so full spoiler territory. Anyone who doesn't want to get spoiled by the movie, don't listen now. Skip forward, we'll probably have time code, skip to that, don't be gay, or just listen to the podcast and just listen.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Yeah, if you get spoiled, it's all on you.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

Anyways, if you haven't watched it yet, fuck you. Anyway, so like fucking um I was watching the movie, and at first, like even when I was watching the movie, when I watched the trailer, the one wish willow in my brain was uh was a chocolate bar. In my I don't know why, but in my brain when I watched the trailer, I was like, oh, it's a chocolate bar. Toblerone. Yeah, or something like that. But like, but like I was watching the movie and like he breaks it, and I still didn't know it wasn't the chocolate bar for a minute, and then like stuck, like he so he breaks it and he he's like, Oh, I want her to be in love with me, and then she goes like all crazy. And they they obviously start banging, and I'm like, dude, this they fucking rape the chocolate bar, dude. This is just do you want to rape all your friends? Hey, do you want to rape all your friends? Buy a bunch of these and you could do that. And I don't know why, kid, this is gonna get real dark. I don't know why he wasn't just like, Okay, I've had enough. Like, I don't they you know what they should have showed more in the movie? Them banging a lot more because he was banging that shit till the day was done. Yeah, he definitely was because at the end of the movie, he was done with that pussy. He's like, I banged it enough, I don't need this crazy pussy no more. Because guess what? To be honest, that pussy she was hot, dude. That pussy might have been worth it, might have been worth it. I might have done it. Might have done it, dude. I might have done the I might have done the whole movie.

SPEAKER_01 31:33

Okay, so like fucking like oh, I told you this earlier as well. I've I'm like, um, the title obsession, some more spoiler territory. It's a double entendre. Like um, the main character is obsessed with Nikki, he's obsessed with her. So then he he wants to tell her that he likes her, he wants her relationship like really bad. He's had a crush on her for like seven years. He's scrolling on her goddamn Instagram, fucking like looking at all of her all of her photos, literally fucking obsessing over this broad, and then he makes a wish, and then she becomes obsessed, and he can't handle her obsession with him, essentially. But she does go full-blown crazy. She fucking feeds him his cat.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

Yeah, I mean, the it's it's funny how you're like, he can't handle her obsession. It's like, yeah, well, she like smacks a brick in her own face and takes a bottle and stabs herself in the face. It's pretty far to handle. I don't you love that! Also, also, even after that, even after that though, even after she stabbed herself in the face with a bottle, so she's laying in bed, and like the whole movie, she's like she's coming in and out of being wished. So, like, she'll have moments of lucidity where she's like, What is happening? I'm I'm not supposed to be here, my body is being taken over. Basically, like she the real Nikki comes back into her mind at a bunch of points in the movie. Yeah, and there's one point where she's like he's sneaking out to go like talk to this, talk to his other coworker, and she's like laying down sleeping, and he's like, She's like, Bear, and he's like, Nikki, I'm just gonna get some water, and she's like, Please kill me, and she's like, She's asleep right now, but please kill me. And he's like, and this is what this is where the it was the real Nikki fucking breaking through. It was her it was the subconscious trap Nikki talking, and this is where the this is where the villain turn happens for me for sure. Because he in that moment, he looks at her and he looks almost offended, and he's like, What would be so bad about being with me? And then he just leaves her, and I'm like, Oh, this guy's a full full-blown villain now, too. But also, here's the question Who's the true villain of the movie? Bear. Is it Bear? Or is it Ian?

SPEAKER_01 33:44

Ian is another villain for sure.

SPEAKER_03 33:46

Ian would have told him that he was banging Nikki. Oh, so this is also a spoiler. Um, well, we're in spoiler territory, but so Bear's best friend, Bear's the main character, Nikki's the girl he's obsessed with, Bear is his b or Ian is his best friend. Ian has been banging Nikki on and off for two years behind Bear's back, even though he's in love with her.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

And also giving him fucking relationship advice on how to fucking get Nikki.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Yeah, so if he would have just told him that he was banging Nikki, maybe Bear would have moved on and started dating Sarah and nobody would have died. Exactly. Because they're the there's there's his other other girlfriend or other friend that's a girl that they work with that obvious that is told that she has a crush on him, and then she gets her face bashed in by a brick later on in the movie.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Brutally. But they also had better chemistry. The scenes and it's like just the two of them, fucking Bear and Nikki, they had Bear and Sarah, they had better chemistry. It was more natural than it felt with like with like a Nikki and Bear pre- uh willow tree snap, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

Also, also hold on, and I just I was as I was watching the movie, I'm like, oh, I mean that's kind of true. So it's like it's a willow branch, right? That's what it is. That's 100% a willow branch. Yeah, one wish willow. In the movie, when she starts going crazy at the party, yeah, she starts reciting this book that she read. Yeah, and there's this one line that she's like, not even the love from a willow tree, and they bring that up, and I was like, oh, dude, that's crazy because that's what they use to make the wish.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

Is yeah, it's a story that she's writing. Now that she read, she's writing that story.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

Yeah, okay, and then this is the deepest one that I've put that I've put to paper, that I've put pen to mind, is that this whole movie is an allegory for the opioid addiction in North America, the rampant opioid addiction in North America. Oh, wow, okay. Okay, go there, go there. So the movie starts, and then, like, you know, he's obsessed with Nikki. He goes home and his cat has died because he's eaten all the oxycodone that he got into from his cupboard. So he takes the oxycodone, puts it back in the cupboard, puts it back behind the medicine cabinet, leaves it, and then throughout the rest of the movie, shit starts going crazy. End of the movie, he opens the cupboard, eats all the oxycodone, kills himself.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

You also notice how the the medicine cabinet wouldn't close properly. That means that somebody's been going in and out of that medicine cabinet pretty frequently. That's what I'm saying, bro.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

So he he's an opioid addict and he has been for a long time, obviously. Why else would he have oxycodone? They didn't show anything like that in the movie. They weren't like, oh, he broke his leg, oh, there's some backstory to it. They're like, no, this guy is just addicted to oxycodone. And the pills are under a different person's name. I didn't see that part, but that like I was watching it and I was like, oh, dude, this is deep and this is probably a bit of a reach, but I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

You didn't notice the fucking pill bottle, fucking the name when there's different, like the the prescription name is is completely different. What was it? Um it was a woman's name, it was it was a woman's name.

SPEAKER_03 36:36

I feel like it was probably his grandma's because he that's he said he inherited his grandma's house. That's why he was living there.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

That makes sense, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

So he inherited the house and the oxycodone addiction from his grandmother, and now it took his life.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

It's an allegory, bro.

SPEAKER_01 36:55

I think it's an I think it's I think I think it's an allegory for legit the title of the movie, obsession.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

Yeah, dude. So he's obsessed with opiates.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

He's obsessed with opiates. No, it makes sense why he's so fucking socially awkward and like why he always has like bags under his eyes. The guy looks like sleep deprived. He's totally addicted to opioids.

SPEAKER_03 37:11

Yeah. He's just laying in his bed popping pills all day.

SPEAKER_01 37:14

Scrolling on fucking Nikki's Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

You can't even jerk when you get fucking that high on opiates either. So he's probably. You can't get bricked. He's probably just so you get bricked, but you just ain't coming. You just rubbing for a long time. Just stroking the Fremulon. But uh, but yeah, I don't know. It was pretty good. I liked it. I did like it. I don't I don't like how the ending. It was like I I s uh because I heard it too, because he was in the bathroom and he was like, he had the gun. Also, she kills everybody. She kills she kills Sarah, she kills Ian, she kills everybody in the movie, all the main characters. And then he's in the bathroom with the gun and he's trying to he's gonna kill himself. And then you hear the music playing from the one wish Willow from the other room. Yeah, and then all of a sudden he straightens out, and you could tell he's been affected by the wish, and then he goes out there and he starts making out with Nikki, and it's gonna I thought I thought that's how the movie's gonna end them just being crazy. Yeah, and then he overdoses and dies in front of her.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Because he took the pills before beforehand. Yeah, but I swear to god he puked. No, he was about to. He had his fingers in his fucking mouth and then and then snap and pull his fingers out of his mouth.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

Yeah, and then he overdoses, and then Nikki comes to and definitely gets arrested and goes to jail for the rest of her life because there's three dead bodies on the house. She definitely goes to jail.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

He he ruined her life. Nikki is 100% the victim the most innocent, yeah. Throughout the entire film, she's the only one who's fucking innocent, dude.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

Yeah. It's rape the movie essentially. Yeah. Um, but again, I would probably do it. I'm fucking both circle back to me probably still doing it. Yeah, that's the thing. You just gotta you just gotta buy every one wish willow. You fucking make a girl fall in love with, you bang her 600 times, take her out back, shoot her like old yeller, and then fucking find another stream.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

The only scene that I felt that was like over the top, silly, that kind of pulled me out of the experience a bit was like when Ian like wished for a billion dollars and all of a sudden it started like raining fucking like fucking like like a bunch of cash from his fucking ceiling.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

That made it I agree, that actually made it a bit too fantastical for me.

SPEAKER_01 39:13

Cause then it's like it would have been better if like all of a sudden he got a fucking like a uh a notification on his phone, bling, and opens his bank account, billion dollars in there. Yeah instead of like it actually like raining a billion dollars. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:24

Well then it that's the thing though, it does it does make the movie appear that like magic is all around and everybody should just be aware of this at this point. Because even when he goes into the place where he bought the one with Willows, there's like he's talking to he's talking to the dude there the second, or even the first time, I think. Um he talks to the girl and she's like she's like, Yeah, some people come back with complaints, and he's like, Well, what kind of complaints? He's like, Oh, just they just didn't wish the wish would happen, or they just wish everybody would leave them alone, or they just wish they were dead. Yeah. And then he goes back again to buy more, and the guy's like, Yeah, I mean you could probably like um I forget what he says first, and then it kind of zone like fades out where the audio's not. You just like kill yourself. He just casually is like, or you could just like kill yourself, like just end your life.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

Even the the phone call sequence to fucking Curry Barker's like boys like, yeah, you could just like kill yourself, you know. So hold on. So that's always an option.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

Now that we're talking about that because it was honestly so brief and they never really touched on it again. So do you think like Curry Barker had Nikki's soul with him? Do you think he was like the grim reaper or something? And he had because on the phone call, he's like, Do you want to talk to Nikki? Do you want to hear her? And then she starts screaming, and then she starts screaming over the phone, and you're like, Wait, so he hasn't the true Nikki's mind with him? Yeah. So, like, what is he like a demon?

SPEAKER_01 40:41

I think so. I that's that's the vibe that I picked up because like uh the whole like uh sequence where she's like lucid for that moment, and she said she's like, she'll come back, she's gonna come back, and they got like she's scared of this entity that took over her body, and what other entity can take over somebody's body? Angel, demonic possession, so her body was legit like taken over by a demon. I feel like it kind of like alluded to that fact that the willow tree um is like some sort of pagan thing. Also, I'm gonna fucking Google that too.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

Hold on, hold on. You know what's crazy? Willow tree very much reminds me of weapons, where she's got a little tree. Witchcraft. Yeah, she's got a little tree. She's got a little tree, and I'm gonna. Yeah, maybe it's just like some witchcraft. Maybe it's that. Because you know what? That that reminds me, because that's what she has, and like it's not a willow tree, but it is a tree. Yeah. So she wraps it around them breaks.

SPEAKER_01 41:31

Yeah. It's a tree. It's a branch.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

I never really I just put that together now.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Yeah. And like uh, like uh like twigs and branches and shit, they're always like are always like connected, like uh, there's like you know, some sort of pagan thing around things like that, especially willow trees. Oh, I love pegging girls, dude. Pegan? Pegan's like fucking like demonic shit. It's like I'm fucking a demonic girl.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

I love hitting a girl with a nice peg.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_03 41:55

Oh, you love pegging them. I'm pegging them, dude. You know, call it peg city for name. A little quick wordplay joke there for you for you, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know why I keep saying saying ladies and gentlemen, we've cultivated an audience of young boys. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

If there's any ladies listening to this podcast, I feel so sorry for you. Or if you are listening, you might be super cool.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

I'm gonna fucking like super cool or highly autistic, either one.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

I'm gonna Google this. I'm actually really intrigued. What is the demonic significance around a willow tree?

SPEAKER_03 42:31

So you're you're about to Google and then read up a bunch of made up shit? No, man. Is that what you're about to do?

SPEAKER_01 42:37

It's gonna be made up. I probably couldn't have I could have inspired fucking Curry Parker's fucking decision here.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

That's true. That's true. Oh, also while you're wa while you're doing this, while you're looking it up, guess what? The backrooms, fucking who cares? Really? Who cares?

SPEAKER_01 42:54

Have you watched the fucking shorts that guy made, dude? He's like fucking like one of the youngest filmmaker of all time right now.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

Who can is he six twelve?

SPEAKER_01 43:04

He's like 19, I think.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

People are making films before that. Well nah, dude, back rooms fucking can probably suck dick and like it doesn't look that good. Like what's what's what is what is so spooky like what I don't get maybe okay, so I didn't watch it. So what is it? So spooky it's just r it's just a never-ending space.

SPEAKER_01 43:27

A subliminal space. Yeah, but there's also an entity in there.

unknown 43:33

There's an entity.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

There's a fucking entity everywhere. You know what looks good?

SPEAKER_01 43:37

It's just very atmospheric.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

Yeah, okay, I I feel that. You know what looks good? What's that? The new insidious movie, dude. Insidious fucking the upside down enters our realm. The insidious Stranger Things movie that they're doing.

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Know that was the first time I saw that trailer. Like today, I I I saw it for the first time today, and I was like, holy fuck, this movie looks. So fucking bad.

SPEAKER_03 44:03

Dude, it's otherwise gonna be really bad or like kind of good because it's a little bit campy. But like, dude, it looks so silly where it's literally like, you can bring demons into our world permanently. They have a power that I didn't even know was possible. And then there's like an evil lady like sitting in the passenger seat with a shotgun and she cocks it, and I'm like, this looks like it could be super silly.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

She's the smiling lady from the first movie. It's like, oh she was so scary. Now she's in the real world. You really like these insidious movies. I only watched the first one. It got so fucking stupid. I just shut it off. I didn't even finish watching it.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

Oh no, I like the first one. I like the last one too.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

When she put the fucking gas mask on, I was like, okay, that's enough for me.

SPEAKER_03 44:45

Don't remember any of that. Really? Yeah, yeah. I remember it being like, alright.

SPEAKER_01 44:49

It was fucking it's so trash. Watch it again, dude. But it's so good for the first half, and then it just shits on you. Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

Patrick Wilson shits on your chest. Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

Okay now, fucking hell. Listen to this. So, Slavic folk beliefs of the willow tree. The devil's tree. Peasant traditions in Poland and in neighboring regions held that the devil lived within the willow. It was said that if you sat under a willow and renounced your faith, the devil would appear and grant you supernatural or psychic powers.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

Interesting. I bet you you can look up oak tree supernatural demonic origins and you can find something so similar.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Well, like I'm focusing on the devil lived in the willow. The fact that fucking it seemed demonic in Curry Barker's thing. I feel like he did kind of like have an idea of like he used the willow tree for a reason. Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

I'm sure that's the thing. There's a YouTube video online right now with a behind the scenes uh interview with Curry Barker explaining where the one wish willow came from. So we could probably just watch that after and figure it out. Oh wow, dude.

SPEAKER_01 46:07

Like now listen to this. Tree spirits. It was listen to this.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Tree spirits, you fucking dork. Listen to this.

SPEAKER_01 46:25

It's fucking in British and Celtic lore. And Curry Parker looks like super Celtic. Let's be real here. The dude's a ginger.

SPEAKER_02 46:32

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Fuck it. It was believed that Willows had souls. And anyone who confessed their dark secrets to the tree would have them trapped forever in the wood. So do you think she was like a trap within a tree? I don't fucking know, dude. I don't think so. She was trapped somewhere. Yeah, Kerry Parker's basement, dude. Fucking. Oh no, I like Googling that shit. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 47:00

It's just what did you start with? Did you say spirit trees?

SPEAKER_01 47:05

Yeah, tree spirits, brother.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

They exist apparently in fucking Celtic lore. Very funny.

SPEAKER_01 47:13

It's fucking hilarious, dude. Google is our friend making us laugh today. It's just a fucking like an alcohol made from trees, spirits.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

Alright, well, I think we've done enough on obsession. We've we've got all our all our theories out, all your tree spirit bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 47:31

Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

God, I ran over the mic cord. Hold up. Oh, oh Sean's retarded. Fuck three, two, one, and yep.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Yeah, there we go. Alright. Fucking let's talk about Daredevil now. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:48

What are your thoughts on the finale though? It was it was good, not great. I thought people liked it more than I did, which is fine, but like I thought there was some really good parts, and then some parts that I was like, how is that how this is coming to a conclusion? I thought Kingpin fucking everybody up in the hallway scene where he's literally murdering, like, he murders like th 37 people. He murdered like a lot of people, and then it comes out and he comes out onto the fucking terrace, and it's such a badass scene, and then everybody just tries to like stomp him to death, and then Daredevil's like, No, we can't do this. And then he looks Kingpin in the eyes, and they have a heart to heart, and then it's just the end. And I was like, I guess. I fucking guess. I guess the c culmination, the fighting all happened in the earlier episodes, but like to end the season being like Daredevil talking him down from a ledge seems kind of seems kind of gay to me for some reason. Um I like I like the I like the comparisons from last previous seasons to it ending with Matt Murdoch free and Vince uh Wilson Fisk in prison. This one ends with Wilson Fisk in prison, Matt Mur or Matt Murdoch in prison, Wilson Fisk free. I don't know. I thought that was kind of a nice comparison, but um yeah, yeah, but fuck it. Okay. Bullseye's part, I guess, was fine. It's like, is he gonna join the Thunderbolts now? Because he's like a anti-hero, I guess, now, because he works for Mr. Charles, so he works for the CIA. Um the Luke Cage cameo is alright, I guess. Like um, what else? Was the last episode where he fucking yeah, the last no, okay, hold on. The whole court scene's fucking badass. I don't know why I skipped over that. The court scene's badass, where he's like, I it reminded me very much of Tony Stark being like, I am Iron Man, where he's like, I am daredevil, and then he throws his fucking walking stick at the wall and ricochets it twice and then catches it. I was like, pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 49:50

Yeah, that was pretty dope.

SPEAKER_00 49:51

Pretty cool, man.

SPEAKER_01 49:51

That was pretty dope. You expect me to believe that a blind man is daredevil.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

Yep. And then the the the cop there in the in the audience, he's like, a blind lawyer that can fight. Because he's almost vindicated because like early, I think it was last season or this season. It was the season before the Murdoch beat the shit out of him. Yeah. And he's like, Oh, that's crazy. And then he's like, Oh, okay, he's Daredevil, it's fine. Also, they kept that guy alive. I'm surprised they didn't kill that guy. So, like, I don't know if they're building that guy up to be like a little like mini villain, like a fucking mini boss or some shit. Maybe they're gonna give him powers or something, but like, I don't know. It's it's funny. I thought they were definitely gonna kill that character.

SPEAKER_01 50:31

I really wanted them to kill that character. Kill Michael Gandolfini. Okay, like he's the only character throughout the entire show where I was like, Kate, I want this guy to like not be around. Yeah, I want him to legit, like, you know, die somehow. I want Freak Castle to kill him.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

Yeah, and you know, you know it's crazy. So I know I know we're talking about Daredevil right now, and you haven't watched it yet, but so the I'm just gonna I'm telling you spoilers right now because you could have watched it already if you wanted to. What that Punisher one-shot special presentation, yeah. You're like, okay, they're gonna connect this to Daredevil, they're gonna connect this to No Way Home or Spider-Man, they're gonna connect this to something. Absolutely no connection to anything. They don't stand alone, they don't set it up to be like, oh, this is why he's gonna help Spider-Man, this is why he's gonna be in New York, oh, this is why maybe he's gonna break Daredevil out of prison, oh, this is maybe why they're connecting it to anything. It's literally connected to nothing, and um, brand new day is coming out in like a couple months, and Frank Castle is gonna be in it. How the fuck wouldn't they set it up as like an interstitiary to be like, oh, this is why he's gonna be here? Yeah. And there's nothing like that. It's literally Frank Castle fighting demons for about 30 minutes and then 15 minutes of him murdering people, and that's it.

SPEAKER_01 51:38

Wait, so you're saying fucking funny for like 48 minutes, the like the the the major piece of the film, or not film, episode, or the fuck you want to call it, is just him battling demons, like no action, no nothing. And I thought everything happens the last 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

And I really thought that we did this in the first two seasons of Punisher, where he has fought all his demons. I thought he had no more demons left to kill, and he's fine, but essentially it's like it's one last kill because he kills the last family associated with his family's murder. Oh so it's like the story is supposed to be like he doesn't know what to do anymore, he doesn't have any more purpose, so he's gonna kill himself. And then before he kills himself, he starts getting deep hallucinations from his family. So it's just him going being crazy the whole fucking episode, and then him literally basically, basically, he kills he kills his whole family, but he leaves the mother alive, and the mother comes back and she's like, You killed my whole family, you shouldn't have. By at 6 47 tomorrow, I'm giving everybody in the neighborhood your location, and they're all gonna come and kill you. And then the next day it's like 6 45, he's tripping out, he's hallucinating again, he's having a creep, he's fucking going through it, and then people are banging at his door, and literally they pour gasoline on the floor, light it up, and he he he waits. Like the gasoline comes to his feet, lights him on fire, and then he activates and starts killing everybody. Like goes through the door, fucks people up. I'm like, I don't know, it's not it's it's fun, it's cool. I it was good action, but like not no story progression, no nothing, no connecting to any other piece of material, any other piece of media, just a standalone thing that was just like, hey, this is the Punisher. It's like I don't know, I didn't think it was that good.

SPEAKER_01 53:22

I the way you make it sound, I kind of don't even want to watch it now.

SPEAKER_03 53:27

Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, it's yeah, it just you don't have to. You don't have to sound very lackluster.

SPEAKER_01 53:32

I don't think you can I have a comic in my room right now, or I can get a better Punisher story. I can get a better Punisher story out of that comic book right now.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

Yeah, I don't think you're gonna miss anything by not watching it, but like I really was expecting them could to connect it to Daredevil or at least Spider-Man or something, where it's like, okay, Daredevil's in prison now, so okay, there's a scene in Spider-Man brand new day trailer where they're he's clearly fighting the hand or whoever it is, the ninjas in a prison. Yeah. So is that Frank Castle and Spider-Man breaking Matt Murdoch out of prison? That would be cool. Because Matt Murdoch defended Peter Parker in the movie No Way Home. So, like, that would be kind of full circle. And also, it's like, okay, why is he in a prison? Okay, Daredevil was just locked up in prison. Maybe he's breaking Daredevil out. There's that too. I was like, I don't know, man. And who also is loyal to Daredevil in a sense is Frank Cass. Well, Frank well, Daredevil got him out of prison. Exactly. Like Daredevil, there Matt Murdock got him out of prison. So, like, there is some loyalty there. And I was like, it was felt like a missed opportunity for them not to connect this to a bigger thing to make it feel more cohesive and not just really standalone. And also, there's the big thing online where like they really fucking fuck up the face swap thing, and it just looks like trash.

SPEAKER_01 54:48

It is a missed opportunity. Uh, I feel like I do agree with you, even though I haven't watched the episode. But like Punisher's first introduction in a Marvel comic is a Spider-Man comic. He's hired by the Jackal to kill Spider-Man. Kill the Spider-Man. That's that's literally the whole issue. That's his introduction into Marvel comics, and then he became this fucking enigma and icon because of that one is what an enig an enigma. Oh, sorry. Yeah, he said something else. What do you think I said?

SPEAKER_02 55:25

What do you think I said? I thought you said nick something.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

I was like, I was gonna cut out first N-word on the podcast by Sean Bouvier.

SPEAKER_01 55:40

Shit, man.

SPEAKER_03 55:42

Six beers and he gets racist. You can give me no beers and I'm racist, brother.

SPEAKER_01 55:46

See what happened.

SPEAKER_03 55:49

I need about zero beers to be racist.

SPEAKER_01 55:51

Fucking shit. See what happens on beer number seven.

SPEAKER_03 55:54

Probably gay sex. Fucking crazy. Probably getting this. You said you like oil. Fucking fag shaming. You say you like oil. I'm about to diddy oil you up, baby.

SPEAKER_01 56:03

Okay, I want to go I want to backtrack for a second to like uh Judaism.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

Well, hold on, hold on. You also didn't tell me what you thought about Daredevil. Oh, fuck. I literally just talked about Daredevil and Punisher for about 20 minutes. So you did.

SPEAKER_01 56:15

Okay, so my thoughts on the finale. I did like the finale. I liked it. I liked uh okay, the final scene. I liked how like it showed like Fisk is in paradise, but mentally he's in a prison. And then Daredevil, he's in prison, but mentally he's in paradise. And he fucking smiles, he's smile, he smiles. He finally took down Fisk. But fucking like Fisk's in par Fisk is in paradise and he looks fucking depressed. Fucking Daredevil, Murdoch, he's in prison, but he looks happy. He fucking he finally took down Fisk. I liked that shot. I like that comparison. Whereas like prison's a state of mind, sort of no, I that's what I took from it. Honestly, that's what I took from it. I like it, I like it. And uh what I didn't like was so like what is that bitch gonna become muse now?

SPEAKER_03 57:11

Is she yeah, yeah, oh yeah. So I didn't even talk about that in the comic, apparently. So Muse dies, and then he comes back as like an entity, like a supernatural demonic entity that makes another girl become Muse.

SPEAKER_01 57:22

So she's totally gonna say. I don't know. I feel like they set up the whole season. Well, yeah, but we had this complaint at the beginning of the season where it's like, oh, suddenly she's evil.

SPEAKER_03 57:47

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_01 57:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:49

I mean, but throughout the whole season she got progressively eviler. Yeah. So like that made it feel a little bit less, but at the beginning it just it did feel very right turn where it was like, oh, so she had trauma, so now she's just evil.

SPEAKER_01 58:00

So like it all stems from like PTSD, I guess. Essentially, that's how I kind of like picked up on it too. It all stems from PTSD.

SPEAKER_03 58:09

Kill your wife, Chris Ben Wash. It oh shit. Fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

Jesus Christ. Fucking Jesus Christ, yeah. And then also I don't like fucking they showed that little action scene with like with Karen Page. I didn't really like that shot, that sequence. I felt like it kind of came off as corny. Which part? Sorry, remind me? Like Karen Page, and she fucking like just like Oh, she's fucking dudes up that fucking dude, yeah. And then she stands aside there, and they're like, oh, badass looking. Yeah. I'm like, okay. I mean, like, you know, like we showed like one sequence of like you hitting a dummy, and you could take out the you could take out a man who's armed and disarm him and slap him with his own gun. She's a badass bitch. I was like, hey, where'd that come from? You're like, what, fucking hitting a dummy for like what a fucking year? Like and all of a sudden you can fucking take out armed men? Fuck you. I don't know, man. I love that. I didn't like that. I didn't like that part either. But you know, I I do love Karen Page. She's a she is a strong female character. I don't have any problems with strong female characters. I do, I think she's right them better. She smacked around a fucking dummy for a year, hasn't hit nobody really in real life, and she can disarm a cop and fucking hit him with his own gun. Fuck you. I don't I don't buy it. I don't buy it.

SPEAKER_03 59:25

Preparation is a precursor to success.

SPEAKER_04 59:27

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

I don't buy it though. I don't buy it. And then also the whole the hallway scene with Fisk was awesome. And the Holloway scene with uh Jessica Jones and Daredevil was awesome, but I wished it was a one-track. I wish that fucking how hallway sequence with uh Jessica Jones and Daredevil was one shot, fucking no cuts, them fucking up a bunch of fucking dudes in the hallway, it would have f it would it would have felt awesome. And then transition to Fisk fucking up dudes in the hallway, make it feel like like a Vader type of sequence instead of like cutting back and forth, back and forth, and like kind of like ruining. I feel like the cutting back and forth, even though the action sequence was awesome, but the cut to back and forth and back and forth between the two action action sequences just kind of like just pulled me out of the experience. Yeah, you don't like it. Yeah, I didn't like that. But I did like the action sequence. I liked what I was seeing, but I feel like narratively it would have worked better if it was just like one action sequence after another, and have like Daredevils and Jessica Jones as a one-track, and then just like have like Wilson Fiske as like this terrifying entity fucking like just fucking up people in the hallway.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

Yeah, I could see that. I could also see how that could come off maybe as a little bit like stale or like maybe overused because they've done they do one-shots a lot in this show, and I feel like the switching back from back and forth shows the build-up to the culmination of them meeting.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:55

Maybe the dynamic between both of Fisk and Dirde.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

I mean, I can see I can I can see why they feels it feels more like more like a build-up to be like, oh, these two are eventually gonna meet in this hallway. Or instead of being like, oh, this is a one-shot switch.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:10

Yeah, that's weird. I thought they were definitely gonna meet in the hallway. I thought they were gonna meet in the hallway. Yeah. I'm just like that. This is this is why they're doing it. They're gonna meet in the hallway, but no, we're gonna meet on a ledge, we're gonna hold each other. Yeah, and almost make out.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:22

Honestly, I don't even know how that makes sense because it seems like they met in the like main room of the building they were in. And how were they fighting through hallways if they were just at the front door?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:33

Yeah. How how do they end up at the front door?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:35

How do they came through a side entrance? I have no fucking idea. How did they hit the side door?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:43

Crazy, but yo, I'm gonna take a piss, man, hold it down. I'm breaking the seal. I'm sorry, guys. I'll be right back. Breaking the gay seal, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:55

Sean will be right back. I'm gonna hold it down here. Sean's got a blanket on his bed with like hella flowers and shit on it. Like it's like a little bit gay-coated. And also like, he like left the bed a little bit like not made up. So it seems like he's trying to like slide an imitation under the fucking under the door frame, you know, like in a under the under the bathroom stall. He's trying to hit me with a leg tap, like yo, what's up, baby? Trying to get sucked. Yeah, I don't know. I've always made out of ever I've made fun of everything in this room so far, so I don't really know what else I can make fun of. Um He's got a big guitar case under his dresser that is guaranteed just full of dildos. Because the guitar's on the wall. That's crazy. Um still got the fake fucking certificate printed on the wall. I told him to take that down, but 20 minutes today, so not too bad if you ask me. Um Yeah, I'm gonna go piss now too, because fucking who cares, bro. Fucking let it rip. Yeah, I'm gonna go piss too.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:20

Alright, so he's pissing. I don't know what he said, but I guess I'll hear it when I edit. Fucking shit, eh? Motherfuck is pissing. Sometimes I wonder what his butthole looks like. I don't know why, but I feel like it uh I envision it that it looks like the Sarlac pit from Star Wars. If you've seen Star Wars, you know exactly what I'm talking about. That's that's that's how I envision Raymond's butthole. It's probably tight too. Who knows? There's only one way to find out. Check in my bank account right now, guys. It's uh let's uh see how much money I have in here. I wanna see how much money I have in my bank account. Because I wanna uh maybe uh purchase something. How much money do I have in my bank account? $7.50. Fucking we're about to find out right now, dude. We are about to find out if my fucking app works fucking.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:36

Don't you aren't you at home with Wi-Fi?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

Yeah, I know. I am at home.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:40

My fucking app sucks. No, it doesn't. Your fucking Wi-Fi is garbage.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:45

And with access credit union.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:47

So do I. My app works every single time.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

Every single time you press sign in, it fucking like never once has it failed. Mine fails all the time. You know why? What?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:56

Wi-Fi trash.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:58

Well, it even fucking failed every time I was like legit fucking when it had a goddamn plan.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Probably had a shitty plan. My plan is very shitty. Can I get two gigabytes a month, sir?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:11

Fuck this, man. I'm going on the fucking computer.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:16

Watch this, watch how fast it happens. It's my fucking phone, man. Watch how fast this happens, watch it. Watch it. I'll probably do it before you can even get there. Maybe, I don't know. I got automatic passwords, so.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:40

It says I have 155 kills.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:45

Bro. My phone's fucking superior to your laptop. I think it might be. Okay, so now that we're we've come to a point in the podcast, let's get to the deceit and betrayal that Sean has perpetrated on a young Black man like myself. Do we wanna do we wanna get into this deceit and betrayal? Let's get into it. This horrible, horrible thing that you've done to a good man. What did I do? Lied, betrayed, and left my balls full.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:17

I li I lied to Ray. So like um there was a couple weeks ago where I told Ray. Literally last week. It was last week. I told him, like, hey, um, I cannot pod today. I am working. I wasn't working. I spent four days with my ex-girlfriend, guys.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:40

Okay, I have many questions because I haven't asked any of these questions. How did you get to uh said place? Let's just let's just say what it is. Let's just see how'd you get the brand on?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:50

I got to I I got out there by uh thing called Papa Ride.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:55

What is that? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:58

It's an app. You can like uh you can download this app, and there's like people that like post rides all the time, like going from here to there, wherever. Okay. It's like it's like the Uber of like fucking like inter inter fucking uh provincial inter provincial travel.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:14

Yeah, the Uber of homelessness. So it's like it was like only 40 bucks Meter Brand, which is crazy. Okay, but how you guys I need more details. What how how did this how did this come about? How did you f find out about this? Was this somebody those this the other she is she she sent me the link of the code?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:28

Of course she did, yeah. Of course she did. That's what I was getting at. She wanted me, she wanted me to come out there really badly.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:32

Okay, so she sent you the link. Chill out. She wanted me to come out there really badly. Fucking oh, I wanted to go there too. Yeah, it's not acting like it was a fucking one-way thing, you gay. It was it was very consistent. Whatever, dude. I'm I'm still this is betrayal that cuts deep. Um, okay, so you got a ride from a random person.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:48

Yeah, a random person, but there's like other people in the vehicle. How many people were in the vehicle? There was like two others. You know what's wild? They were all like Nigerian and they were like all talking in their language. I'm like the only fucking like light-skinned guy in this fucking car, dude. And I was like, they're talking their language. I'm like, dude, are they gonna fucking kidnap me? Like what like these motherfuckers are plotting against me. They're so uncomfortable, and like, you know, have like no data on my phone for like fucking for like two hours on the road.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

I'm just staring out the window. It's like watching trees go by. Oh my god. Dude, that's that's real shit. That's real shit. No, I understand. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:33

Now I have to ask because I haven't asked yet. And it's there's maybe something I should ask later on when we're done with the story. But was it worth it? It was, I thought it was.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:51

Don't laugh at me. I thought it was worth it.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:55

Did you get the cre did you get the cream pie at least? I got multiple. Multiple green peas? Multiple creamy peas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. A little bit of squirting action. It was dope. It was dope. It's cool. Oh, that sounds disgusting. You don't you don't like squirt? Oh, it's just too much cleanup. I don't I don't want to clean up that much stuff. Yeah, I like it. That's me.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:14

That's me though.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:14

Yeah, that's fine, bro. You make you make girls squirt, I make girls just have babies and fall in love with me. I'm just normal guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:20

Well, I fucking like uh it was a good time, and then like uh a lot of the time we just like smoked weed and watched like South Park, like we used to. Just felt like fucking very like normal, like very like routine, and like you know, and then I caught feelings again that way, and then this is by being routine.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:38

What do you mean being routine? Okay, hold on. Let's be real. Are we gonna be real on this podcast? Are you gonna fucking you're gonna shimmy shimmy around this shit? So you're how real you are to be asked. I'll be real with you. Deeply in love with this person. There's no way you're not deeply in love with this person. You haven't seen her in so long, and then you go out there for four days and you're like, oh, I'm back in it. That you the only way you can jump back in it that fast is if the feelings never left. That's how that works. Trust me, I've been there.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:05

Yeah, I feel like that's what happened. And like, you know, like that's definitely that definitely is what happened. And she uh she also like told me things too. Like, fucking that she told me that you know, like uh that she felt the same way. And I was like, okay, so then you maybe we'll get back together. And then and and and like I I know like getting bad together sounds fucking stupid because like that's something that like fucking everybody would hate. I know you would hate it. I know all my friends would hate it, my friends like uh my family would hate it. And they say, you know, well we probably have to stop the podcast. Yeah, we definitely wouldn't be potting anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:33

Well, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:34

I was making a joke. I was fucking. Oh, you are you were being real.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:38

No, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

You would have fucking you would have thrown this podcast out for a little bit of sniffs.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:43

Nah, man, fuck it. But you know, fucking like it's it's it's it's very viable for everybody to be upset, but you know, fucking but that's how little I mean to you, hey. No, no, I love you.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:54

It's funny, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:55

But anyways, like she's teach housing all these things, and like I was like, okay, so maybe we'll start doing it again. You know like what do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:02

What things? Don't be don't don't fucking leave out details now. We're on a podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:05

That her heart beat that her heart beats my name. Like, that my that my name is like engraved in her soul. And like, fuck it, like that she wants that she wants me and only me, and she's devoted to me and all this stuff. But she's being a literal whore on Fetlife. That's it blows my mind, man. It's like she's being a literal whore on Fetlife. And she goes and posts herself getting her cheese clapped by some other fucking dude. And it's like that's cool. Like, I'm like, that's cool. Yeah, like fucking like, okay, so like fucking, you're all about me. You say all this shit, but you're getting like literally like dicked down by a dude with a 10-inch cock. Like fucking, I'm like I'm fucking like so last year, fucked me up. And I cried- I crashed the fuck up and I I crashed the fuck up and I messaged the guy and I fucking like I fucking sent a bunch of what'd you say?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:06

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:07

I fucking I forget. I crashed it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:10

You forget, tell me you know some shit. It's fine, dude. I'll tell you some horror stories after this, but this is so funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:16

I was like, bro, so I fucking like, oh, so you're fucking like so-and-so. I her pl her How did you know who he was? Well, because she told me his name and his fucking his she told me his name and his goddamn profile.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:29

You know, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:30

Although she's like, My heart beats for you and beats for you alone, but look at this guy that's been slapping me the dead.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:36

Yeah, exactly, exactly. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm fucking like, oh I'm fucking this guy. Look at him. And it's fucking cock is rammed in my mind. Fucking it's a video like fucking dude. He slides his fucking cock into your chug off to it. No, I didn't know. Fucking fucking it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Like, who does that? Who does that to somebody?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:57

Who does I'm I who does that to somebody? Like for real, who does that? Like that that's why I'm like fucking like so distraught, dude. I'm like, who the fuck does that to somebody?

unknown 1:13:11

So funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:12

Who tells somebody that like oh I'm in love with you? Oh, I'm gonna post the video and get fucked by a 10-inch cock.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:21

No, man, we should posted it a week before you went there. I still went there because I'm fucking, I'm I'm fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:31

I should have just said, like, you know, fuck you. I'm out of this shit. We were already we were already saying I love you is like fucking like but that same day! The same day, the same day, she's like I still love you. Post a fucking video of her getting clapped up by a 10-inch dog. What the fuck is that? I can tell by your laughter, it's very genuine. You see how fucked up it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:56

She thinks there's nothing wrong. She's like, she's like, I don't see what the big deal is. I don't see, I don't see what the problem is. Bitch, fuck you! I'm so sorry. Yeah, I know, right? I know. I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:15

So stupid.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:17

I know. I'm fucking dumb as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:23

Oh, dude, there's there's more. Because you can you can see people's activity on Fent Life. So if you go if you go in her profile and you see her activity, all the dicks are huge that she's like fucking liking. She's liking like fucking like 14-inch cocks and shit. And it's like, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:43

I think we might need to take a break here.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:45

Okay, yo, my my shit, my shit ain't small. My shit also ain't that big either.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:50

Bro, if I was fucking with a girl that was like, yo, I like 14-inch dicks, I would be like, I think I'm out of here. I think we're gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:57

What do we call size queens? Greedy bitches. No, no, no, it's the other words. Horde! Exactly, whores is what we call them.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:04

Damn greedy bitch, holy fuck. Oh my god, that's the episode. Literally, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:10

It's not something I've been going through, but apparently she's been going through a whole lot more. She's been going through a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:20

Ten engines, but she also listened, she listens to the pod, too. So I hope you enjoyed the episode, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:28

That's so funny, dude. That might be the funniest thing ever. How does she know about the pod? You told her?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:33

Yeah, I told her about the pod. God damn, we looks forward to it every week.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:37

Have fun with this episode. Jesus Christ, dude. I'm not saying your name. I don't think we've said her name once, to be honest. So I don't think you even have to bleep anything out yet. 10-inch dick is killing me, though, dude. I know, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:48

Fucking dude, dude, it is a 10-inch dick. It's legit 10-inch dick.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:53

He told you.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:55

Well, dude, he's got his own pictures. You can tell.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:57

You looked at his personal pictures.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:00

Like this big fucking fucking that fucking picture.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:03

That's like eight. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:04

That's fucking 10. Bringing a ruler to my hair. Nah, dude, come on.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:09

I'll show you eight. I'll fucking woo. You want a C eight? You want a C eight right now? You want a C eight, bro? I'll show you what eight looks like. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:27

No, I'm fucking like, shit, this shit's fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:30

Pull up his dick.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:32

I'm not gonna shrew him. Pull up his dick. I'm not a fit no more. I fucking deleted my account after seeing this shit. I don't want to shrew you this fucking cock, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:40

Why are you making it weird?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:52

That's fucking hilarious. Why are you making it weird? Let's see this guy's cock. Don't make it weird. Who's fucking the girl that you love right now?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:00

Show me his dick. Oh, show me this guy's dick. Oh my god. Yeah, so that's what I've been going through. And then I fucking like, and then I fucking like when they crashed out on this fucking date.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:11

Oh yeah, you still haven't told me what you said to him.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:13

Okay, so I fucking said, like, hey, hey, so you're fucking like so-and-so, haha, go with that LMFAO. Also, he has kids and he's autistic. He's the autistic guy I was telling you about. He's autistic. Yeah. So I was like, yo, fucking like lol, laugh man fucking ass off. You're a piece of shit. And like, I'm so glad I caught you guys. You guys are both sick fucks. LOL. You can have her.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:34

I don't think you really caught them. She posted it.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She posted. There's no catching fucking. She's like, here, everybody, look at me.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:41

Look at me. Look at me getting fucked.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:44

It's amazing.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:46

Like he stroke. When I told her, I was fucking like how upset I was about it. She's like, You watch porn? What's the difference? That's that's how fucked up she is in the head. She's like, what's the difference? You watch porn. But yeah, I don't, I'm, I'm, I don't love the girls in in pornography. You fucking retard. I know, right? How fucked up is that? What's the difference? You watch porn? That might be the best story I've ever heard. Yeah, I know. I know you're enjoying this. And it was still worth it? Yeah, it was still worth it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:20

Yeah, dude. She's probably been taking double cocks in the one pussy. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:24

She digs one hole. Well, fucking she posted as a stats that she wanted to get game banged, so that's why you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:30

Why didn't you just call the dude up and just get it done then that night?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:33

Just be standing by beside an emasculated.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:36

What do you mean? Just shotgun anus. Sorry, I kind of feel bad because weapons. Because legitimately you were like, yo, I'm in love with this person, and she's just getting destroyed on the internet.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:51

Yeah, literally, yeah. Yeah, getting destroyed on the internet. Horse. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:01

Definitely definitely not like people I want to bring home to my mom or anything.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:05

Yeah, definitely like not wifey material or like fucking like, you know, like depends what your standards are though, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:10

Like, I mean, people nowadays are like kind of cool with that shit. Me personally, if Erica was like, yo, I want to show my pussy online, I'd be like, as long as you don't show your face. That's to be honest, I'd be like, you can show your pussy if you want, just don't show your face.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:22

It became like so normalized.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:23

Yeah, I'd let her show her pussy on the phone line. I've actually tried to convince Erica to sell her uh underwear online. I was like, dude, just sell your underwear. We make so much money. Like, just sell your used underwear. You mean you fucking hit up your vape? You never fucking said that to Erica. Ask her, ask her, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:40

I'll fucking ask her next time I see her.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:42

Hunter besides it. I said, baby, just put on you put on underwear, just wear them for like a couple days, get them nice and stinky, and then we'll sell them on the internet.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:49

Man, my life is fucking sad.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:51

Your life is in shambles.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:53

My life is in shambles.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:55

It's so funny though. It's so funny though. It might be the funny. I'm glad you agreed to talk about this on the podcast because it might be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:04

I know, I saw it in your face. He went purple. I almost threw it. I know you almost through it.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:10

Dude, that was so funny. That might be the funniest thing anyone's told me in a while. Erica, I'm gonna go home on Erica's gonna be like, so what'd you guys so did Sean tell you about the situation on the podcast? I'm like, you gotta listen to the episode, dude. I'm not, I can't, I can't. There's more to it. Come on, what do we do? Why are we leaving out juicy little nuggets? Because guess what? You know why, you know what this all happened? Because Sean texted me yesterday, and it would you know what Sean didn't even text me last week to pod. He didn't text me, and I was like, okay, I guess maybe he's working or like maybe like whatever, getting getting podded up. I didn't text him either because I was like, whatever, it's fine. You know why I also didn't text you? Because I was like, dude, I'm texting you every time to schedule this podcast. If you want to do the fucking podcast, text me and schedule it. Yeah, regard regardless. You didn't text me, so I was like, whatever. And then I we started texting like Sunday or whatever, and I was like, yo, so like you got these episodes up, right? Because you're the editor, you're the fucking main guy. Yeah, and uh you were like, Yeah, man, like I was gonna do last week, but like fucking I think you said like you lost the audio or some shit, you lost the files, it was a lie, you lost the file, you lost the files, and I was like, That's weird. In my in my brain, I was like, Oh, that's weird. And then like yesterday I texted you because we were gonna meet for a movie today, and I guess like I as soon as I texted you, you just as soon as you see my name on your phone, you're like, Oh, I can't lie to him anymore. And you text me back immediately, and you were like, Yo, dude, so I got something to tell you is pretty big. Fucking lied to you last week, was out fucking smashing some bad pussy, 10-inch dick pussy. Um, yeah, so like, you know Yeah, so uh yeah, that's why we didn't that's why I didn't get the episodes up last week, blah blah blah blah blah. And I was like, I was like, whatever, dude. Like, I don't really care. You know what's funny is like la like the last time I was here to podcast, because we podcast the last time at my house, and then the time before that I was here, and I got here, and you're like, I gotta show you some funny shit, bro. And it was your text messages between you and and I was like, not that funny, it's fine. I mean, I didn't think it was that funny at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:04

I was sitting on an autistic guy, and I literally pulled up like you know, like autism. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:10

And then you went there and you realized that his dick is 10 inches and she likes that better. She posted it online. Yeah, but all fucking all retards have hogs. We know this.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:18

All tards have hogs. We've talked about this before. That's how I know I'm not retarded. I might be retarded. No, I'm only I'm only like 7.58. I'm not fucking 10 inches. Yeah, the average is fucking 4.55.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:32

Who knows? Chill, bro. Why are you getting so defensive about it? I didn't even ask you. Chill, man. Man, fuck these fuck these motherfuckers, man. I gotta wipe, I gotta, I gotta wife a child. I don't need a big dick no more. Never needed one, never had one anyway.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:47

Yeah, you still you you accomplished every man's dream with a tiny ass penis.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:52

That's the men who accomplished the most, dude. Tiny penis, man. It gives me so much hope in life. It should. Maybe you'll one day settle down and find a family with not a 10-inch cock whore.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:02

Yeah. Anyway. Size queens, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:04

Anyway, do you know what's you know, it's fine? It's it's okay if girls like 10-inch cocks. I don't think that makes them whores. I think that just makes them wide. Um Wise said vaginas are never good. I mean, no, they're fine. Easier for delivering babies. Anyway, um we're talking about no. Um, I don't know where we were back on the train subject, but you said there was a bunch more. Otherwise, I did definitely tell Eric to sell her underwear. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:26

Okay, there's a there's a bunch more. So, like, fucking like her and I fucking like we were like getting back in the spot things for fucking sex thing, and she sent me a picture and she's like, Can you use me up like this? And it's like her like all fucking like bruised up with like a bunch of hickeys on her fucking neck and shit. And I was like, Why the fuck would you say that in the middle of a sex thing? I'm sending you dick pics and you're sending me a picture of like what some other dude did to you. You got soft. I'm like, I got me got me soft. We're gonna be fucking pissed off. And she's like, What's the big deal?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:53

I'm like, Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:56

What's the big deal? You know how about that cuck life. Yeah, about that cuck life.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:00

Fuck you. Alright, it's fine. It's chill, chill out, man. I I'm cool being a cuck. I'll sit in the chair, I'll wear a superman cape, all the things. Fucking, I know you wouldn't mean if you gotta fuck my girl better than I can, that's fine. It's good, it's all good. I'll just chill. I'll take a breather. I'll fucking scroll, I'll scroll YouTube shorts.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:16

It just blows my mind how like somebody could like say that they love somebody, they're all about somebody, and I and then I fucking like and then do things like this to somebody, and then I fucking like at the same time expect him to love them back and be like, I'm throwing. I didn't see what was wrong. I don't know what the big deal is. Like, bitch, you're a whore.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:38

It's really funny that like the same day, like you guys were saying I love you to each other, she uploaded a video of her getting rum. Getting fucking real, man. What the fuck? Like we're like, she texts you I love you, and then she's like, Oh shit, wait, gotta upload this video. Yeah. Who the fuck does that?

SPEAKER_01 1:24:54

Who does that? And she's like, I'm just going through the emotions. What does that even mean? I don't know what the fuck that means. Going through the motions, the motions of like, you know, fucking other dicks in your cheeks. You're going through those emotions. You're going through the motions of another man's motion.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:11

Yeah. Fuck you. I mean, she was getting a lot of motion, it sounds like she's getting a lot of motions.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:16

Like a lot of motion. A lot of motions. And fucking with my.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:23

Yeah. Like, I can't believe you didn't at least wank to it once. No, I almost killed myself. Damn, like how? Like Curry Barker style? Fucking like, you know, yeah, like yeah, fucking some opiates. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:35

Try to jam yourself in a river with cocaine.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:37

Down yourself in the river. Oh, I thought you were gonna say a real river. I was like, I don't think you could do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:42

Just jump in the river.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:44

I don't think that works.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:45

I don't think that works. I'll just be swimming. This is fun. Yeah. Um no, fuck that. I don't want to talk about it no more.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:52

Yeah, it's okay. We could switch subjects, but I mean, I could tell you kind of let loose there a little bit. You got kind of into it. It's fine. I got into it, because yeah, there's a lot I want there's like a lot I wanted to say.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:02

I told you I was gonna go hard.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:04

It's very funny. I'm sorry if it's just a lot of me laughing really hard into a microphone, guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:08

Well, it's because you're my best friend, you're allowed to laugh. And also, I want to say this. I'm sorry that I lied to you. Uh that's like uh it really fucked me up, like lying to you, bro, because you are my best friend, and I don't like lying to my best friend, and it just kind of fucked me up.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:25

Yeah, don't do that. That's not good stuff. You feel bad? Yes. Yeah, that's why you should feel bad. Give me a fucking hood off.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:33

Yeah. Well, I'm not fucking her again. Well, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:36

You said that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:37

She's blowing she blew up my phone today, too. I blew up her phone today too. We were really blowing up each other's.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:41

Oh, okay. That really that really backpedaled a whole lot. You're like, she blew up my phone today, and then you're like, I blew up her phone today.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:46

Yeah, well, I called her a whore a lot today. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:50

What did she say?

SPEAKER_01 1:26:52

You like it, daddy.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:55

Yeah. I can guarantee you're gonna text her again. It's ridiculous. I guarantee it for almost a hundred percent certainty. I'm taking a piss. Sean's gonna take a piss, but he's also definitely gonna text her again with one with 100% certainty. Yeah, you're leaving your phone right there. I'm not gonna be here forever, you fucking weirdo. Like, yeah, as soon as I leave this house today, he's gonna be a little bit tipsy, he's gonna be a little bit drunk, and he's gonna be like, I guess I can fucking text her, and like fucking fucking why not, man? Like, fuck. And then he's gonna start texting her again, and then I'm gonna come over in fucking three weeks again, and he's gonna be like, oh, sorry, man, sorry, I bell. I was fucking working for the last seventeen days and straight. What are you gonna do, man? Skeezy ass bitch. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Well, peace and love, I guess. I don't know, who cares? She sounds like she sucks. I mean she does suck forty. Man, we've only been recording for an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:09

Yeah. It didn't even feel like that long. An hour and a half. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:17

That's crazy. Oh, so this is one thing. So since uh I was telling you this earlier, I realized why uh parents have two kids now. So that you can have the other kid play with the first kid. Cause lately Andre's been he comes home and he's like, let's play. And I'm like, I can't say no, let's play. But he's like really into hide and seek. So how we play hide and seek though is he takes it we take his blanket and we go in an area and we just go under the blanket and then we just make my mom or Erica come and find us. But sometimes we'll be sitting under that blanket for like two minutes, and that's how I know I'm out of shape because I gotta be coming up for like breaths. Like I'll be under the blanket and I'll like pop my head out to get some oxygen and then I'll jump back under and be like, what's up, dude? How we doing? Let's keep hiding. But they'll pop I'll go back in. It's like I'm fucking freediving, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:14

Man, it would be a lot more easier to be hung over at your place if your son had another child. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's that one time I I crashed at your house. It was like 10 o'clock in the morning, maybe 9 30. I'm not used to like waking up that early, dude. And your son comes and knocks on the door. Hey guys, it's time to wake up. And I'm like, bro, fucking kill me. This is what Ray puts up with every day on a Saturday hungover, dude. Fuck that shit. I don't want no fucking kid knocking on my door, tell me to wake up. Erica will play dinosaurs with the fucking kid.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:47

Fuck that shit, dude. Erica will open the door and she'll be like, Andre, go wake up, wake Papa up. He'll come on the bed. Papa, time to wait. Time to go time to wake up. And I'll be like, what? Time to wake up. And I'm like, alright, alright, I'm up. And he's like, okay. So funny. I just be vibing at home. And like I've always I've always just like to I like to vibe I like to vibe shirt. I'm a shirtless viber. Take my shirt off, let my belly hang, let my titties hang out. Yeah, I know. I know a little bit. Yeah, and Andre Andre will uh we'll be sitting around, he'll be like, Papa, take my shirt off like you. So I'll take his shirt off and we'll just hang out with our shirts off. The other day, I have a sweater on and I'm sitting at home. I'm sitting with Andre on the couch, and he's like, Papa, why do you have a shirt on? He's like, Papa, why do you have a shirt on? I said, uh uh, it's cold. It's cold, but he's like, Papa, why do you gotta why are you wearing a shirt? I said, uh fucking cold, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:51

That's I said that's adorable, huh?

SPEAKER_03 1:30:53

That's actually pretty adorable.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:55

It's so funny, dude. Fucking that's adorable as fuck. Yeah, fucking I remember like uh like leaving your fucking house there that one day in orange is like showing me like all of his dinosaurs, and he's like naming them and shit. And I was like, man, orange, man. Fucking you're you're smart.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:10

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:10

You remind me of me. I used to love dinosaurs when I was a kid too.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:13

It's a stretch, but yeah, I definitely smart.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:15

My dick was a lot bigger than than yours at your age.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:19

Don't talk about my son's penis. That's weird. Unless you're gonna fucking suck it, dude. That's weird. You don't talk about it like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:28

Fucking I love that kid.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:30

No, he's got a little fucking mini little schmeck. He's like me, bro. Big hands, big feet, tiny cock.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:36

You know what they say about big feet, eh? Big shoes, big socks.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:40

Woo!

SPEAKER_01 1:31:44

Fuck man. So what else are we talking about?

SPEAKER_03 1:31:46

So we talk, man. I think uh we haven't planned this episode accordingly. But what we planned it about up to here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:52

So it went smooth so far. Fucking day, it's been a smooth sale, I want to say. It's been pretty smooth.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:00

Yeah, I don't know what else we can touch on here because you're not caught up to the boys. We did Daredevil, Invincible's over.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:06

Well, the boys has been so fucking hard to get through for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:09

The boys is gonna be bad. So apparently Eric Kripke said the ending is like not gonna be a big final battle, it's just gonna be like the finale. Yeah. But also there's the boys in Mexico and Vaught International that they're doing. So like I seen a post the other day, and they were like, dude, um, the boys made fun of the MCU so hard for having a cinematic universe so much throughout the show, and now that's exactly what they're creating. And I was like, Oh, dude, that's crazy. You become the ones you become the enemy that you hate.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:37

Yeah, it's it's never getting like Kate fucking like they they were so good narratively for like the fucking first four seasons, and everyone's like, yeah, kids it's better than the comics, but you know what fucking stuck the landing was the fucking comics, man. And this fucking show's not sticking the goddamn landing at all. Fucking like the comics at least had a vision and stuck the goddamn landing and had a fucking ending, a good ending, even though it was like people like shit on them for some reason. Then you have this show that's that's been like so great, so great, so awesome until the final season, and they're not sticking the fucking landing. It's like a it's like, no, fuck you guys, fuck that shit. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:20

Yeah, I don't know. I haven't really loved the final season. It seems a little too soldier boy centric. Yeah. And uh it's funny because he's like a character that's not really a main character, like only was really added in the third season.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:35

Yeah, and also in the comics, he's fucking like not even Holemander's dad. He's like just like some fucking changed everything from the comics. He's he's a fuck toy at fucking Hero Gasm. That fucking that uh that Holmander's fucking at at every single Hero Gasm. Holemander promises Soldier Boy he's gonna have a place in the seven, but he keeps fucking him at a herogasm. And Soldier Boy's like, so am I gonna have my place in the seven? Uh you know, I'm better luck next year. He's like, fuck you. Damn, that's crazy. He's just Holemander's fuck toy in in the comics. That's what Soldier Boy is. Holander's gay in the comics? Well, he fucks anything. He's a fucking pervert.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:13

Makes me not like the comics, dude. I'm not a fan of the gay people. He just fucks anything.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:21

Yeah, fucking Soldier Boyce's little fuck toy in the comics.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:24

Like, you know, like it's like COVID, like six feet, please. Yeah. Yeah. Six feet away from the gayness.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:29

Yeah. I just wanted to throw that out there, though. They they changed a lot of things from the comics. Yeah, they changed a lot of things. There's things that I wish they fucking kept. They didn't make Soldier Boy a strong character, but they made Soldier Boy Homer's dad, and it's like weird because like in the comics, Soldier Boy is actually not Homelander's dad, and he's Homelanders like little fog toy, which is bizarre.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:51

Yeah, well, they changed everything from the comics, so I don't think that's something I could even get hung up on, because it's like there's barely anything from the comics that they kept the same. Yeah. So like whatever, it's a it's a new piece of media, but it's also being ended um very abruptly and pretty uh horribly. I don't know, it just doesn't feel like an ending. It feels like the it doesn't feel like the ending of a s of a series, it feels like the ending of a season. Yeah. Which is, I think, their issue is they're not ending it like a series should end, they're ending it like a season would end.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:22

They're doing the Walking Dead route, whereas like they're gonna fucking like end a fucking series with like some like lackluster finale and then do a bunch of fucking bullshit spin-offs to carry on the story.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:32

Never watch Walking Dead. Well, how do they end it?

SPEAKER_01 1:35:35

Well, they ended it with a montage of like all these characters going their separate ways, going onto their separate spin-offs. That's basically how the Walking Dead ended.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:44

That sounds fucking pretty bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:46

I know, right? Doesn't sound like that. Whereas the comics ends with old man Carl, which is amazing. Great ending of the comics.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:55

I love Old Man Carl. Um, so I don't know how what else can we talk about? How do you feel about this Mandalorian gro Grog versus Grogler?

SPEAKER_01 1:36:02

I am excited to see it because it does look good. I I do feel like it does look promising, it does look good, but then it also does like still like look like a TV show. So like why are you releasing it on the big screen? If it looks like you had the same fucking like goddamn It just looks good, it looks like a fucking TV episode on big screen, is what it looks like to me. But it looks like it could also be good.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:29

Like you mean the quality?

SPEAKER_01 1:36:30

Yeah, the quality, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:31

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I I haven't seen much about it. I don't think I've I've seen maybe one trailer, but I think it's projected to do like the lowest opening weekend of any Star Wars movie. Yeah, I think it was like it's like Clone Wars is like 110 million first weekend, and I think this one's projected like 80 or 90 million first weekend, and it's like it just feels like it's a little bit of like too little too late. Like when was the last season of Mandalorian, like three years ago?

SPEAKER_01 1:37:02

That was yeah, back in fucking like 2020, fucking 2023, 2023.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:06

Yeah, I think it was like three years ago, and like I feel like this movie should have been what the third season was.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:15

Maybe like Mandalorian and Grogu meeting back up to do this crazy adventure, blah blah blah. Maybe they didn't meet up in Book of Boba Fett. Um, I don't know. It seems like it seems like the the movie is just a little bit of like I said, too little too late.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:34

Book of Boa Fett. It's kept I'm gonna get into that for a second. They didn't like the best episodes of Book of Boa of Boba Fett, man, were the Mandalorian ones. Yeah. Well they fucking the whole show sucked, and then all of a sudden there's Grogu on fucking like with like Luke Skywalker out of fucking nowhere. It's like, man, if you're gonna call it Book of Boa Fett, make it about Boba and make it good. But everything all that everything sucked besides the Mandalorian shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:02

All I remember is him like in the desert with like Tuscan Raiders, and he gets like the staff or the fucking club or whatever that he uses to beat people up. And then that's kind of it, isn't it? Like, or or is that the one where they have uh the fake Mandalorian? Or isn't that in bo that's in Mandalorian, right? Yeah. Where he gets his like armor back from them. Like that's in Mandalorian. So I think Book of Boba Fett is just him like fucking doing sand dances with Tuscan Raiders, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:33

Just fucking don't remember anything from Book of Boba Fett besides the Mandalorian shit. Is that the s where's Because that's how Mando gets the goddamn Darksaber? They had an episode of Mando getting the Darksaber in Boba Fett. Like, what the fuck? It's weird, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:50

Yeah, I wasn't a fan, but apparently Ahsoka season two is coming out like in like the next year. Yeah. Which seems I don't know, I didn't watch it, but I heard it was pretty bad. I think maybe I watched like one or two episodes. Yeah. But I don't think it was very good. Oh, Ahsoka?

SPEAKER_01 1:39:11

Yeah, this whole this whole thing. I've watched the whole thing. Like, I mean, it wasn't that great. We've talked about it before. It definitely wasn't that great, but it was also like there's things that weren't that bad either. Yeah, the whole Star Wars TV series shit is kind of just bad.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:29

I don't think there's very many like standout winners.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:35

Well, stand out winners, Mandalorian could have been wait, no, no, there is and or and or and or's a stand out winner.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:42

That's the only one though, right? Yeah, and how many fucking shows do they have though? Like fucking eight shows.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:48

Yeah. Well, we're at almost two hours here. What do you think?

SPEAKER_03 1:39:54

Oh no, it's otherwise we find some stuff to talk about or we just end in vibe. I think we should end in vibe, right? Yeah. Okay, well, if we're gonna end in vibe, then thank you. Thank you all for listening. It's been a great episode. Um, we have 14 inches of fun waiting for you guys next week. It's gonna be Yeah, I'll bring in, I'll bring in my ex's fuck buddy. He'll fucking yeah. It's gonna be absolutely ridiculous. Stay tuned. Not sure what we're gonna do yet, but hopefully we uh get some consistency in this and a little bit more uh honesty.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:26

But you know, a little bit more honesty.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:31

What the fuck, motherfucker? Okay, yeah, well, we were honest. Let's go. Fucking Chris.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:38

Dude got his nailed his ass. Um, but yeah, thank you guys so much for listening. It's been a great episode. We'll see you guys next week. Hey