Locked In

New episode of the Just Clownin’ Podcast is live.

Sean finally decides to contribute to society and locks the fuck in as he and Ray dissect the finale of The Boys.

The boys put each other's knowledge to the test with some completely pointless trivia, get sidetracked approximately seventeen times, and somehow end up discussing why retirement homes have become ground zero for a surprising rise in sexually transmitted infections.

It's educational. Kind of.

As always, there are laughs, tangents, bad takes, and at least a few moments where the original topic is abandoned entirely.

Just two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:08

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the Just Cloudin podcast. Sean Bouvier, Raymond Coffee here from Sean's Bedroom. We got one drink here: Mango Sour. Sean, what do you got?

SPEAKER_05 0:20

Oh, the drink I have here is called Tiger. It's called Tiger. World acclaimed logger. Sean is the tiger boy, the tiger prince, not the tiger king. I got that fucking tiger blood in me, dude.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Anyway, guys, we're back. It's a more marvelous Wednesday, May 27th. Beautiful day, 25 degrees. 7 55 p.m. Just coming to you from a silky, sultry space in Sean's bedroom. Everybody.

SPEAKER_05 0:52

Oh thank you for calling it silky and sultry this time. Not absolutely shitting.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Well, it's Gaylord Heaven, but it's gives it gives Gaylord for sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:03

You like my floral Asian pattern fucking bed set here?

SPEAKER_02 1:07

It gives Gaylord Geisha. Geisha Gaylord, but it's something like that. No, I really like it. I just I just I just remembered the term gaylord last week, and I said, Bringing that back. That's a good one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 1:21

Did you recently just like watch like Meet the Parents or Meet the Falkers or something?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

No, I must have been must have been a video I seen on the internet or something, but I was reminded of Gaylord, and I said, Well, that's a good one. That's mugging to bring it back. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 1:34

We're bringing that one back and we're using we're using it immediately. Fucking you know what word I want to bring back now? The N word. Okay, no. Okay, listen to this. It's actually kind of a funny story. Jive turkey. Okay, so it sounds really cool. Basically, the N-word. It's it's it sounds really cool, right? It's like uh me and Darcy were playing games with Lucas there the other day, and he was taking forever. And I wrote like in the in our group chat, hey, hurry up, you jive turkey. And then we were like, we didn't know what the fucking word meant. It's actually a pretty hard insult. I'm gonna Google it for you here real quick. It's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

It can't be that good if you didn't memorize it though.

SPEAKER_05 2:16

I know, but like it's hard, it's hard to memorize. So racism is never hard to memorize, brother.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

That is the easiest thing to put in my brain.

SPEAKER_05 2:25

So I called Lucas a Jive turkey, but it turns out I fucking dissed him so hard. I dissed him so hard. So breaking down the fate, the phrase, Jive, originally African American slang. Jive refers to deceptive, exaggerated, or meaningless talk similar to modern day bullshit. And then the turkey, a long-standing old school insult used to refer to a loser, a dud or a foolish and inept person. So like when I called Lucas a jive turkey, I legit fucking like attack the very core of his being.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

That's fucked up, dude. Also, also, yeah, like it's it's you're just you just uh yearn to be racist. You just wake up and you're you just wake up and say, How today can I make black people's lives hard?

SPEAKER_03 3:16

I yearn for racism. But no, I mean me and me and Darcy just thought it was like a like a cool world, a cool word to possibly that's what everybody says.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

I remember when I was five and I was like, wow, the N-word's so cool, dude. This is sick. I still say it to this day. You said it on the last episode. I did. Yeah. This guy says he was editing all day. Fuck, he probably he didn't even listen to the episode yet.

SPEAKER_05 3:40

Not that one. Not that one. The one before that was like almost two and a half hours long. There's like a lot to go through.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

Okay, now I'm gonna say something that I need to say to you so we can be transparent. You wanted to start this podcast. Yeah, you gotta lock the fuck in. Um, yeah, I'm fucking locked in. I'm locking in now. Listeners, go back to the previous episodes and tell me how many times Sean says he's locked in. Tell me how many times this motherfucker says he's locked in. Wait till you guys see the episode that's coming out next. Trust me, you'll hear why Sean hasn't really been locked in lately. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah. A little uh actually, you've already heard this. You've already heard that episode. So yeah, the last episode you guys listened to. Now you know why Sean wasn't fully locked in, but I'm still wondering if he's locked in. So I gotta question the man because um we're going into we're technically we're going into business together.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

We are, yeah. This is this is this is real life now. This is the business, dude. This is this is business.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Okay, anyway, now that we've got that settled, Sean's locked in again. Sean's hey guys, Sean's back locked in in case you were worried. He always don't fucking doubt me, man. Don't fucking don't doubt me. I'm not doubting you. I'm trying to raise you back up and tell you that, brother, we can do this, but you gotta lock in a bit more, and that's it's okay. If you can't, then we'll just be more transparent with our viewers and say, hey, expect this podcast irregularly, expect it on your feed randomly. Because if we just tell them that, then it's like who gives a fuck, to be honest, at that point. But if you want to do it consistently and try and build it, then we gotta lock in. Yeah, it's a lock in. And you know what, you know what? It's easier for you to say the lock in, or easier for me to say the lock in because I'm not editing it. Yeah, well, I'm not editing it. But once we get bigger, I'll help promote it in any way I can, dude. I'll take my clothes off on the internet. I don't care. Go fucking streaking fucking just get arrested. I'll get arrested for the podcast and put on a text editor list. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, dude. You know what? If I'm getting put on the list, might as well fuck a kid. May as well go all the way. Dude, if I'm getting put on the list, you might as well bang a kid. Like, gotta go all the way. Like, okay, how second second question. What's up? How are we gonna find this kid? You already have one. Wow, dude. Wow, dude. Why buy the why buy the milk when you got the cow at home, right?

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

Wow. My little Andre, the little fuck cow. Okay, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_05 5:57

That guy's our bread and butter right there. We doesn't even know you.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Maybe we should create an alternate personality for my son. So I'm not talking about fucking him so much. Immedium. Andrew. Andrew. Yeah, my son Andrew. I fucking blast his butthole to the smithereens. Um, okay, so since uh a quick segue, I mean, not really the best one, but it's kind of back in back in the past. Oh yeah, Sean made it 29 minutes today. Good job. He 20 minutes, nine minutes shorter or longer than last time. Well, that's good. He's getting worse. He's getting significantly worse. My fucking laptop was updating.

SPEAKER_05 6:35

That wasn't my fault. That wasn't my fault. If you cut out the update time, if you cut out the time my fucking laptop is updating, I'm pretty sure I beat my record time getting it.

SPEAKER_02 6:42

Cut out the update time. Like you're not gooning on this thing 24-7. Like it's not constantly being used. That keyboard looks like it's still got remnants on it, brother. Fuck it. Remnants of you know what. Fucking rhymes with gum. Jism. Rhymes with gum. Um, I want to tell something on the podcast, but it's super personal and it might not be funny. It might just be kind of gross. I want to hear it. I want to hear it, dude. I'm gonna tell it, and Erica doesn't listen to the podcast anyway.

SPEAKER_05 7:09

No, I'll tell you if it's funny or not.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Because I was banging Erica the other night.

SPEAKER_05 7:12

Oh, it's already hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

Slam, slamming poon. Slam and poon, making another baby. Oh, are you guys actually trying again? Not at all.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Just dump clips. Just who wears condoms? I'm not five. Only five year olds wear condoms. Five-year-olds wear condoms. And my son's three, Andrew.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

So he's almost there in two years of me fucking beat strapped.

SPEAKER_02 7:36

Doesn't wear them yet. I keep them raw. Anyway. Filled Erica up, hit her with the CP. Hit her with the CP, closed her up, sealed her shut. Then Erica, Erica wakes up the next morning, and she's like, Oh, there was still some of your jizz in my in my vagina this morning, and I pissed it out. I was like, I'm gonna puke all over your face right now. Because I don't know how anybody else, I don't know how anybody else feels in this world, any of our listeners at home. But once it leaves my body, I want nothing to do with it. I don't want it near me. I don't want to see it. I don't want to smell it. Umce it leaves my body and it goes in your body, that makes it yours now. And I don't want to hear about it.

SPEAKER_05 8:25

You're a different man than I am.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

Yeah, because you eat it out of the puss, probably.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

No, like sometimes I'll like watch it, like like play with it. Yeah, play with it, but don't touch me with it. I know. You know, it's like fucking, it's like not like uh an abnormal thing where they piss it out the next day or like afterwards.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

You're a fucking sex pest, that's why. You're a dirty little sex pest. You're like, yeah, play with my cum, you slut. It's like, oh, what is this? A video? What are we shooting right now?

SPEAKER_05 8:57

There's no cameras involved. It's all just all in good fun.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

Uh yeah, I mean, good fun. It's good fun until the act is done, and then I say, Don't even look at me, don't even touch me.

SPEAKER_05 9:07

I mean, like, I do I do get how it's like gross. Like, fucking like imagine. Like, I I accidentally did do it one time. I tasted my own when I was like going down.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Accidentally, it was an accident. Accidentally, folks. Let's see, let's hear that again. Let's hear this. Let's hear this bullshit that he's about to say. I didn't mean to accidentally. I wasn't actively like you were searching. You were like a bloodhound. What's what's in there? Let's find it.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

You know, oh I'm gonna be getting deeper. Oh, I'm gonna puke, dude. You're fucking so gay. You're so gay. It's not bisexual, you're gay.

SPEAKER_05 9:36

I was literally just saying that to fucking get your reaction. I never did that ever.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

Yeah, right, dude. Yeah, right, dude. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I've I've I've finished, I've creme pied. I've filled a girl with a creme pie. That's French for creme pie. Yeah, um, filled her with the creme pie, and then um went went down. But I always you gotta stick to the north pole in that one, brother. Yeah, why are you going down South Pole? You went down South Pole, that's what you did. All over the place, man. Oh, I'm gonna be all I'm gonna be north, south, east, west. You're a fucking continental man, you are.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

Again, hell yeah. I'm a national treasure.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

Oh, national treasure of eating cum your own cum. Yeah, you're a national treasure of eating your own jib, dude.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Fuck yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

They don't make them like me no more. Anyway, so it just it just it just made me think that like I knew I knew you I was gonna bring this up though, and you were gonna be like, Yeah, I love eating my own cum. I knew that that was the reaction that I was gonna get. I'm like, dude, dude, my own cum is gross. You're like, I love it. I love your cum. I love my cum.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

Like, what the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_05 10:49

Well fucking it's to be expected. It is me after all. And this is just clown the just clown in podcast or anything and everything is possible.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

Well, everything, like definitely you being gay, that's not a possibility, that's a fact. That's like stone colt fact, brother. I'm wearing a fucking wife beater right now. Sean hasn't been able to stop looking at me, dude. He's been fucking undressing me with his eyes. He's looking good today in this fucking wife beater. He said, he said, fucking let me see your bulge. I said, What? He said, Let me see your bulge.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

You mistook that for let me see your vape.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

See, he wants to smoke, he wants to touch lips while I've been touching lips with.

SPEAKER_05 11:30

Well, again, so there's something that you wanted to talk about today for realsies.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Oh, I have a couple things. I wrote some stuff down because we're hor we're we're getting better, but I'll be honest, we're horrible at podcast preparation and topic topics, talking topics. So we're gonna talk about Sean's favorite internet influencer of all time. Yeah, who's that? Chud the Builder. Oh, Chud the Builder, dude.

SPEAKER_05 11:55

Fucking, and that's like Chud the Builder.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

You don't know who that is? It's probably good that you don't know who this is. So this guy is like uh he's like a street he's like a rage bait content streamer almost. Yeah, and he was this white guy from Tennessee, yeah. And he'd go up to black people and he'd like instigate with them and he'd be like, Stop chimping out. He'd be like, Why are you why are you chimping out? He's super racist, and he'd call him the N-word and he'd be like, Yo, stop chimping out, guys. And then when they would try and attack him, he would hit him with the spare spray. He hit him with the spray hit him with the spray, and he'd just be bear spraying black people online. That's fucking wild. And then he so he went, he was in, he's in, he went to court, he had to go to court for um credit card debt. So he was going to he was going to his court date for credit card debt. Yeah. And he was probably outside live streaming, fucking with this black guy, saying he was chimping around and shit. Crazy. Wow. That's crazy. That's wild. Literally, like if you were a streamer, this would what you would be doing. This is what I would be doing. Harassing black people and the shit. Yeah, that's wild. Anyway, so he's he's at the courthouse, he's fucking with this dude. And I'm not really sure what happened, but the guy that they got into an altercation, and Chud the Builder pulled out a gun and tried to shoot the dude, and then accidentally shot himself. He cheddar bobbed himself. Oh my god. And then he got arrested, and now he's in jail. But this guy was all over the internet.

SPEAKER_05 13:27

Hold on, I'm gonna show you some Chud the Builder real quick. Fucking, let's check it out. I also fucking now that you brought up Chud, it's hilarious. I have like a count, I just wanted to counter this as well. This is actually hilarious. Fucking me, Lucas, and me, Lucas, and Darcy were talking about Chuds literally yesterday. So fucking like continue the story. Show me the fucking the video. Yeah, because I got something pulled up right here. You're a fat gay chud.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

Is that why? We're like, Sean, you're a fucking fat gay chud.

SPEAKER_05 13:55

I'll cut into it right now. You know, like chud chud, like the origin and evolution of the word chud. Initially, chud derived from like horror films, and what the word chud means, it is an acronym for cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. Yeah. Fucking that's like when uh Lucas used the word Chud yesterday and I was like talking about the game The Forest and the movie The Descent, and he's like, Oh, you know, like that movie with like all those Chuds. And I was like, What do you mean, fucking Chuds? What the fuck are you talking about? There's no chuds in the game. The only chuds are in the game are the ones that are playing it, dude. He's like, no, Chud. Okay, and cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. I'm like, okay, yeah, so it's an acronym from the 1980s that describes fucking monsters. And then now, internet slang. The term was adopted on the internet forums to insult people, originally painting them as gross, unappealing basement dwellers. Yeah, that's you. Fat gay Chud.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

It's actually kind of funny. Yeah, that's so funny. That's like uh Chud's like a big like uh internet meme word almost. Like it's like uh I see it in like streamer culture a lot. Yeah. Like the the modern day usage. It feels like I'm gonna get in trouble for looking all this up, but it's like every time I look up Chud the Builder, it's just everybody being like, oh, Chud the Builder's fucked, dude. He's fucked. I can't, I'm not, I can't find any good moments.

SPEAKER_05 15:18

They can't show him online.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

I mean, I could probably find you one. Hold on, let's see. It just feels cra hold on. It feels gross. It feels good. That's why I don't want to do it. It feels too good, dude. I feel like I'm getting empowered by racism.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

I feel like this uh really defines Chud the Builder.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

So he's just a rage bait streamer. He just he just goes up to dudes and and uh uh instigates them until they try and fight him essentially. And then he pulls bear spray out on them and and sprays them, and it's that makes sense because like the modern day usage for the word Chud. This guy, why are you fucking encyclopedia house? I know, right? Fucking encyclopedia.

SPEAKER_05 16:00

It is used more broadly as an insult for a jerk, troll, or a brainwashed follower of extremist ideologies. That's you, that's fucking you, bro.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

The Nazi ideologies.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

That's fucking shut the builder straight up. Yeah, Sean actually has a new flag in his room. It's crazy. I think it's what is this? This is like uh Third Reich, or what is it?

SPEAKER_03 16:22

This is like heavy, heavy Nazi in intonations in this. Like, I don't know what I'm quite looking at here, but it there's definitely a swastika. He's looking at a blank wall. There's definitely a swastika on it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

It's a it's a blank cab canvas right now, but the fact that you see a swastika says a lot about you. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:45

I can picture a swastika here, I know. I feel like it would really put the room together. I just really, really am telling the beavers what I see. It's fine.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

I know you don't have a lot of black people in here. It's okay. Shit. Well, I don't think I'd pro I don't think you've that I don't think you know any black people. I do. I don't think you can say one black person's name. My cousin? Her name's Annika. Shout out, shout out to her. She was at my sister's wedding. She was I remember she was trying to get she was she was everybody was trying to bang her.

SPEAKER_05 17:15

Yeah, fucking why are all my friends trying to bang my cousins? Because she's hot as fuck. What do you mean? Fucking Christ, man.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

Cole was relentless. Yeah, no. I think he banged her though. It's like, I don't think he did. I think he banged the shit out of her. I heard he I heard them banging. No, you didn't. Watched it.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

Fuck off. Fuck off. Watched it from a fire.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

I know they were the last people standing and they watched the sunrise together, and Cole would not shut the fuck up about it the next day. Yeah, I think he said it's like, yeah, I watched the sunrise to the cousin last night. And I was like, dude, shut the fuck up, man. I'm gonna smack you.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

Yeah, he came up to me after he's like, yo, smell my fingers. Fuck off. I said, what? He doesn't smell that shit. I said, that's black pussy.

SPEAKER_05 17:57

I just think it was like, hopefully his wife doesn't listen to it either.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Why? It's okay if he banged out another black another lady. You could bang ladies when you're married, can't you?

SPEAKER_05 18:07

Fucking you just can't get caught.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

Shout out.

SPEAKER_05 18:10

Um maybe this is like all the ploy to get him caught. Like I'll be a good friend right now. Like, dude, fucking get caught. You're fucking piece of shit.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

That's what you call a good friend? Yeah. Wow, I'm never telling you anything. Wow, Sean, you just got taken off my list. You're out, dude. You're never learning anything about me. You can tell me anything. Uh uh, that was definitely Erica I was talking about in the story earlier.

SPEAKER_05 18:33

Well, can't try one of your Zins here. So I can try it as bad.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

I don't think you should. You're gonna probably pee. Why? What's wrong with it? No, you're just just you're a pussy, so. Yeah. Hold on, I'm gonna give Sean a uh nicotine poach, and he's probably gonna fucking shit his pants. Okay, so what you're gonna do? You can take it. No, no, I'm not this one's for you. You're gonna take it and you're gonna put it in here. Not on the bottom. Bottom is for homos. Alright. I like that. You like that?

SPEAKER_05 19:06

Yep. How long have we been recording? We've been recording now for about a half hour, 25 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 19:11

Wow, fucking K. What do you want to get into here, man? Because you want to get a big one. What you got? What you got in the bag? What do you mean what I got in the bag? And we had another drink, fuckhead. Oh, word. Why don't you fucking bring up a topic? What do you got? What do I got? What do you got? What do you been up to? You've been just fucking danging out and drinking at work. Well besides that. Fuck, what else what else is new besides just getting plastered on the job?

SPEAKER_05 19:35

Besides that, I played Witcher 3 for a little bit today. It was ironic that while I was playing it, I texted you and was like, yeah, I'm playing the Witcher 3 right now, waiting for you. And then like today it got announced that there's a fucking DLC coming out after like, I don't know how fucking long.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

Probably like, I don't know, at least fucking seven, eight years. Probably longer than that. Probably longer. Because I bought The Witcher 3 as a starting game. So when I bought my PlayStation 4, I bought Watch Dogs 2, The Witcher 3, and Uncharted 4. Oh, yeah. Those are the three games I bought when I bought my console. I'm pretty sure those were all launch titles, too. Yeah, I have no I have no idea. I just went there on like a fucking boxing day and I I needed to get some games, and I really wanted to play Uncharted. The Witcher I knew was a popular game. And I played the first Watch Dogs and it was kind of mid, but I was like, yeah, whatever, I'll buy the second one. It kind of went with the theme of two, three, four. And I was like, fuck it, I'll just buy this one. Played them all, they were all decent, but um obviously Witcher was the if I had to rank them, I'd probably say, to be honest, Uncharted 4 is the best. Witcher 3. Uncharted 4 is pretty dope. In my opinion, I'd say out of those three games, the Witcher 3 is incredible and it's a great game, but I never played it the way I was supposed to play it, so I was just like playing it like a pleb. But um, yeah, and then uh yeah, all pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 21:02

What'd you pass in here? What is this? That one's mine. Oh word. You finish yours already? Yeah, I did, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

God damn it, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

Well you finished yours right now, too.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

I think we finished at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

Here all night, folks. No, I'm just gonna uh we finish at the same time, man. Completion.

SPEAKER_05 21:20

Ooh, 1919, nice. Yeah, this thing is wild that fucking like after so long, Witcher 3 is doing another DLC.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Yeah, so it's gonna what do you think? It's gonna it's gonna obviously connect into the fourth game. Wait, hold on. Look up when the fourth game comes out.

SPEAKER_05 21:38

I think I'm pretty sure the fourth game does I bet you I don't I don't think it comes out this year.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

It's gonna be crazy if it comes out this year. It's gonna get fucking destroyed.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

I'm pretty sure it is coming out this year, like late twenty twenty twenty twenty six. Oh wow, never mind. You were right initially before. It's like between late twenty twenty seven and twenty twenty and early twenty twenty.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Okay, cool. Yeah, so it's gonna come out after. the DLC comes out because the DLC is slated for next year. So I imagine the DLC is going to come out and it's going to be some kind of connection to this new game. So I can guarantee well I can't guarantee but this is what I'm going to guess because at the end of the third game depending on what you did is depending on how it ends whatever. You beaten it yet? Not yet but I do I do know anyway you end up some of the endings. You end up basically where Cyrilla is taking over as the Witcher. There's some endings where I think Geralt dies. There's some endings where you can save Geralt and he kind of just hides and then he comes out and trains you a little bit but you basically are Siri because in the third game you play a Siri for about half the story. Yeah you play this for a lot. There's a bunch of shit where you play a Siri. Yeah. So I imagine this next this next DLC is going to be all Siri. You play a Siri and then Siri's going to fucking get like hurt or something and then she's going Geralt's going to have to come back and fucking hit her with some more fucking Witcher mutagens get her all amped up and then she's going to be all amped up for the fourth game. Yeah. Because they're probably going to do story better than Marvel has been doing it with this fucking Punisher one shot that I really haven't gotten over yet. I'm so upset that they didn't connect it.

SPEAKER_05 23:08

So I haven't even watched it yet after after your little like review of the Punisher I didn't even bother watching it.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Still watch it because you can you're you're going to miss classic lines like this. That's the all-time favorite Punisher quote of all time.

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Or other classic lines like all these quotes are throwbacks to like the uh the the the Punisher from Daredevil in the Punisher Netflix series.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Yeah exactly they're just doing um it's homage but you know it's it's done nostalgia it's just it's done classy so you know it's good no you should watch it it's bad but it's not bad whatever people probably liked it. I don't like how they didn't connect it to anything they have so much to connect it to also I don't know if I said this on the last episode I think Spider-Man's definitely breaking Daredevil out of prison. Yeah and that one see in the trailer he's like they're in the prison he's fighting the hand oh yeah yeah I think he did talk about this he probably did talk about it but I think he's definitely breaking them out of prison because who helped fucking Spider-Man in the third movie Matt Murdock. Now he's got to help Matt Murdoch get out of prison.

SPEAKER_05 24:13

Yeah that makes a lot of sense I could totally see that happening. Because like it does show him in a prison like you said with the hand and shit fucking like then why is the hand coming after kill daredevil.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Yeah probably to kill Daredevil that's what I would guess I would guess the hand's there to kill Daredevil because the hand has so what they're going to probably do this is just my guess I actually didn't read this online. I'm just coming up with this right now the hand is like um it's probably going to be like yo that we've we've rebuilt we've recuperated ever since Daredevil and the Defenders destroyed us in the season one of the Defenders. So now we're back at full power and we gotta fucking kill Daredevil. We gotta kill Matt Murdoch. So they go to the prison to kill him Spidey's like bang. Gotta help my boy gotta fucking save the homie. Punisher's already in the fucking show also I said this on the group chat like a long time ago.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

Yep. The girl from Stranger Things what's her name um Sadie Sink is definitely Gene Gray.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

I 100% guarantee that she is she's gotta be 100% has to be it's weird though it's all honestly weird that they're doing it but I'll accept it. Fucking Sadie Sink grew up hot man.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

What Sadie Sink grew up hot that's a weird way to say it.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

I know it's weird weird way to you understand when you said it that that's a weird way to say it though right she's looking fine these days yeah okay yes as opposed to when she was a child three years ago she's like 19 isn't she hold on look it up look it up look it up you know chill out Jesus Christ fucking rapist let's fucking find out dude fucking statutory rapist Sean in Sadie Sync age fuck I feel bad for typing this in we're gonna get fucking flagged dude I'll fucking 24 years old that's not that bad now now type type in Sadie Sync nude and then go to images AI podcast I don't care go to it I'm not gonna we're gonna have video on this podcast okay stad sync nudes we don't have video on this podcast do it do it stop being a homo what are you gay I'm fucking nude hit me with the images hit me with the images what the fuck that can't be real I don't know click on it none of this looks on the second one click on this none of this looks real to me okay click on the third one that could be real but I got good this looks pretty real whatever the fuck this is like what movie is this what what movie is this Higger we're gonna fucking figure it out oh sucking and stomach flaunting we're on a bad we're out we're we're going to sacrifice that to the watch list okay we'll watch it tonight together we're gonna sacrifice my bandwidth on that fucking film sacrifice your nut into my butt that was wild that's fucking crazy how much fucking like AI generated pornography there is of like famous people it's okay we're gonna look up some more in a bit um okay so it reminds me of when you just said oh she grew a pot like a pedophile just now when you just said that on that's not what I meant if Sean tries to edit it out I'll say it six more times that's what he said. Yeah it's not what he meant though of course pedophiles never mean what they say um anyway so I was working with this guy at the warehouse. Yeah was he a pedophile? I don't know but listen I'll tell you this story and you let me know if what you think okay so this was like early like Stranger Things days like I don't know when did the show come out 2018?

SPEAKER_05 27:53

Holy fuck 2019 earlier than that I was still living in Pine Falls I want to say like 2014 was the first season there's no way look it up yeah I'm gonna say fucking 2014 was the first season there's no way dude because I I watched that shit I binged it with Dalton I was like still living in Pine Falls I didn't move out here until 2018.

SPEAKER_02 28:11

Oh yeah Chud the builder's real name Dalton shout out oh no shout out dude holy fuck stranger things season one I'm telling man 2015 well I was kind of right almost 2016 I was kind of right almost so not right at all well I was I was I did better off than you I said I said 2019 whatever who gives you 2019 actually I said 2019 2018 yeah and I said 2015 and then you said 2014 yeah so we were both two years off oh you're both you suck my dick you homo fucking we were both wrong but um I pride myself in being a little bit closer but you weren't we were both technically the same closeness I like to round up no whatever um fuck what was gonna say um no this guy I worked with this guy worked so when stranger things first came out was probably like fucking 2015 2016 it just came out or maybe I can't maybe it's like season two or something either way this guy I was working with he's like we were talking about the show whatever innocuously just saying if saying we liked it and he's like yeah that melee Bobby Brown you can tell she's gonna grow up to be pretty that's a weird thing to say that's that's a weird thing to say immediately and I just said okay bro you're you might be a pedophile I'll never forget that because I was like that is so weird to say about a a child to be like hey give her a couple years hey hey give her some time she could grow into them it's like fucking it's like that guy's like watching like wine age and he can finally get a crack out of it you know yeah well it was like it was like me when um bad baby turned 18 like there was a countdown timer.

SPEAKER_05 30:04

I remember I was on that shit dude I was on that shit I said I said three two one and Dante jerk off without any bad feelings and then she immediately made it OnlyFans and it fucking like charted like crazy like fucking like her her OnlyFans became so popular. I was there brother when she fucking turned Fresh that was that's fucking so I broke ground on that shit brother broke ground you weren't even gatekeeping at that point I was a surveyor of her pussy an asshole when it first came out I was a ground surveyor dude there's nothing sadder than somebody actually paying for nudes man fucking like literally fucking OnlyFans is such a disgusting goddamn monopoly I find I love it this thing is big fan it's just weird you know you don't need money though to see these women naked you just look up their name and type in leak well like yeah you I guess you could type in leak yo I've uh every every girl I've said oh this girl is an OnlyFans I kind of want to see her naked then I just look up her name on Reddit and then find naked pictures of her because everybody just leaks it on Reddit.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

That's fair enough. Yeah dude what am I a loser? What am I gonna pay for it? No I'll just look it up on Reddit how the fuck are these bitches making money? Because they get the shit taken off Reddit but people still upload it.

SPEAKER_05 31:23

No and also like OnlyFans is created by a dude I don't know if he knew that you think it's created by a woman you think a woman's that smart? Well like fucking you have like all these like women are like it's female empowering it is it's it's empowering taking the money back dude like fuck misogynists. But I mean while it was created by a dude who is more than likely a misogynist.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

Yeah I mean I don't think it's like super feminist but it is better that women aren't having to pay like crazy production companies to make money selling their pussy anymore. Yeah they can just do it themselves take the power into the bat into the hands of the people but like I mean I don't know I I I guess I could see that point of view.

SPEAKER_05 31:58

I mean like they don't gotta go and do disgusting things on camera like on like poor themselves at home and make a million dollars yeah they don't gotta go like suck like 10 dudes' dicks.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

I mean they do still but yeah by choice though there's like a girl they do for themselves though to empower themselves there's a girl on OnlyFans that makes like hundred over a hundred million dollars a year and she like barely does she doesn't do any sex she just does like I think maybe like tasteful nudes and if that naughty not even that some lewds like yeah see I don't even know the term for that because I'm not a gooner. You said lewds and I said sure dude you fucking pedophile Jesus Christ I'm I'm I'm pretty hip yeah yeah I'm pretty hip with the lingo pretty hip with the pornographic lingo um I might be a degenerate might be I might be might be I might be if I'm a degenerate you're a degenerate my friend absolutely 100% like so so fucking I'm like pretty I'm pretty straight edge okay dude bet I'm like I'm not like you gay edge I mean like yeah you did get disgusted at the sound of like oh yeah I still got cum up.

SPEAKER_05 33:08

Sean and Sean eats I got disgusted at the sound of you eating your own comb which you're gonna act like you don't do but what were you saying about OnlyFans again? Um nothing there's just a girl that makes a lot of money on her name is Sophie Ray and Chegar okay Sophie Ray how do you spell it Sophie Rain oh Sophie Rain yeah you're like oh never mind I know that I should have said it any relation to Megan Rain I don't know these women you pervert images or Instagram or something come on let's go with images here.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

What were you doing you're about to look up articles about her?

SPEAKER_05 33:45

Yeah I was about to okay yeah they're pretty tasteful she's you know like in making money off of just like booty picks and stuff like I mean I'm sure that she does more than this on Instagram this is probably all like Instagram shit. Sophie Rain related to Megan Rain I want to see relationship status that's what you're looking up at all related to Josh Peck okay what the fuck is she actually related to Josh Peck? Sean's a big simp Sean's simpin' right now Sean's big simping oh they're not related they're not related okay big samping what about Megan Rain I wanna find this out I wanna find this out looks like Megan Rain's like one of my all time favorite porn stars you know Rain is not her last name right yeah probably Megan is probably not even her first name yeah okay I I uh I'm just gonna go fuck myself I was curious I was curious you're a fucking grade A goo bear she looked Latino I was like she's she must be related to Megan Rain somehow must be a dude gotta be anyway what uh what you got there buddy well fucking I finished the boys okay finally and I have uh some thoughts about the boys okay I would love to hear them okay so like the whole season just felt like one giant filler for one it also felt like they were just like setting up like like you said before on previous episodes that they were just setting up uh like the spin-offs and shit yeah the boys Mexico and like Vaught International yeah va Vaught Rising or Vaught Rising yeah vaut rising that's the one with Soldier Boy and shit and then also like in the last two episodes they underutilized Gen V so hard and like I they hyped up Gen V season two as like oh it's gonna connect into the final season of the boys but they're like in there for like what like a few scenes and didn't really do anything detrimental to the plot. This like didn't make any fucking sense to me. Like why hype these fucking people up if you're just like not gonna use them for the final season like you said you're going to use them for they're gonna le it's gonna lead up and connect to the final season but where the fuck was the connection just I don't know just absolutely fucking retarded.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

Yeah I think I brought that up on the last episode they were like oh fucking Marie Moreau's the homelander killer and then they fucking they were like and then they brought her into the season and they were like so you're the homelander killer and she's like I'm not strong enough and it's like what yeah well I'm well I want to fight but you can't fight you you can't you can't even control your powers yet it's like fuck you she's not gonna fight she's just driving around a goddamn van. She's just driving fucking people around in a van she gave that's her draw she gave a bitch her arm back like a fucking reptile like an iguana.

SPEAKER_05 36:31

Yeah absolutely ridiculous and then like I felt like Frenchie's death was like I mean like it was sad I was sad to see Frenchie go but I feel like there was like I don't know they should have built it up better.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Yeah I don't know why they they're like we're killing Frenchie and no one else. Yeah well they killed Butcher yeah but that's also like the the worst I think that might be the worst part of the ending of the show.

SPEAKER_05 36:58

It's like how he all of a sudden like changes and he's like I'm gonna release the boss anyway.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

Yeah he's like they killed all these kills Homelander and then all of a sudden Deus X dog dying and he's just like his dog is dead and he's like oh now I'm sad I'm gonna kill everyone's like fucking John Wick. Bruh that was so gay that might be the like like most of the times I see TV shows they did it in Punisher actually where a guy's dog gets murdered and you're like oh fuck that's sucks turn of events right there. And then he he get the like Punisher kills the guys and they he gets his get back later feels way better. And the boys are like oh no his dog is dead his dog that's barely been in the show that they're like oh sick he's fucking oh I don't know I seen that and I was like really it's so funny. So this is this is what I was telling Erica and she doesn't really know anything about the show because she doesn't watch it. Biggest gripe with the show so far especially the ending is that they decided to change every single thing from the comic books but they kept the ending weirdly the same. And it's like did we though I don't think we really and also the fun the final fight was at the White House.

SPEAKER_05 38:13

They kept that even though even though they changed a lot in that final fight.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

I mean like yeah I mean setting whatever for sure it's the same but like even just the point of like the whole show everything was changed from the comics they changed so much. Oh and then like Kale I'll finish this point they changed so much from the comics and then at the end they were like okay he kills Homelander and now they got it and now Huey has to kill him for whatever reason. Yeah and I was like don't I don't know it felt unearned. I guess throughout the whole show they're like yeah Butcher is ultimately a bad guy but it's like I don't know his whole point of the show was killing Homelander. Yeah. So now I guess they're trying to be like oh he has nothing to live for because his son doesn't like him and his dog does his dog is dead.

SPEAKER_05 38:57

That's kind of like that's kind of like what I got too out of it. I mean like the whole Homelander thing was very satisfying though. I was satisfied for like the first half of the episode I was like okay this is fucking pretty solid so far. I'm enjoying this and then they killed off Homelander halfway through and I was like fuck yeah that's that scene went hard. Yeah there was like 17 minutes left when Homelander was killed yeah that scene went hard though that scene went hard and then yeah they just decided like oh let's make Butcher evil again I was like I don't know I didn't I didn't really like that I kind of did want him and Ryan to you know be all happy together and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

I don't fucking who cares about Ryan he wasn't even in this season there's no character arc for the kid they're like they're like oh he's fucking Homelander's son he's gonna be he's gonna be and do something and he fucking literally is in the this last season like three times and they're like okay he gets beat up by Homelander and then he comes back to help and it's like he just says like fuck you dad essentially then comes back and I guess starts fucking up his dad. I guess yeah I guess I don't know I feel like they wrapped up some of these plot lines pretty pretty bad. There wasn't very like some of the story progression felt very unearned. Yeah one point I'm gonna make about story progression that felt unearned is more than half the season was focused on Soldier Boy. Yeah and then they locked him in a cryogenic tube and that's where they left him. Yeah what yeah they fucking like what happened to Soldier Boy it's like having like locked in the goddamn tube and fucking Holmander's apartment still that's it yeah what how is that how is that an ending it's not like they're like oh no wait we're gonna tell you about it later maybe in the boys Mexico or something but it's like okay we are we're getting a prequel yeah you can't tell me about what he happened in the tube after in a prequel it's I don't know maybe he wakes up out of the tube at the beginning of the prequel and time travels back. No it's like having memories or whatever oh my god I'll kill myself that's what it is actually really kill myself this is why I don't write this is why I don't write stories kill because that no I just ah I don't know man I don't know because then it's like what so half of the show is gonna be taken in like his memories and then the other half has to be present day you can't just you can't just be like you can't just wake up and be like ah time to reminisce and then he reminisces for eight episodes and then at the end of the eighth episode he's like well that was a good memory I also feel like in this season like they really amped up like the really like cringy vulgar like dialogue.

SPEAKER_05 41:29

It's like it felt like too much it felt like they were trying too hard to be niche you know what I'm saying they felt like they were trying to too hard to be like vulgar and defensive I could see it yeah I don't know some of the jokes still hit for me definitely I remember watching the show and being like okay actually this is my whole we're here let's do a whole season review.

SPEAKER_02 41:51

Okay um I can't really go through all the episodes unless I look at my phone so I'm not gonna do that but probably give the episode like or the season like a seven I was literally gonna say seven I gave I rank because seven because like that's the thing I think all the writing is still really really good like not the plot but the dialogue I think the dial all the dialogue is good except for Kamiko. Yeah that's yeah especially I'm like it's still written like the boys like it's still good it's still funny.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

It just felt like kind of Kamiko like once it like once she discovered how I talk she just started start like just spouting out obscenities just for the fuck of it.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

It's also the first scene where like Butcher meets her and he's like oh shit you talk now and or or no it's uh maybe it's Starlight and she's like how'd you do that? And she's like speech therapy more speech therapy and I watch a lot of TikToks now I was like bro that's so cringe.

SPEAKER_05 42:49

Yeah that's so cringe I'm gonna tie my starts mimicking fucking uh she starts mocking um goddamn butcher she's like oi all I heard the whole time was oi oi cunt cunt cut and it's like okay so now we have Kamiko swearing yeah oh that's all she does she just swears a little bit talks about getting fucking filled up and stuff okay I'm gonna tie my hair up because I'm gonna fucking blow Sean hold on tie the hair up he's got a lot of hair tie up takes a long time fucking by the time you're like you're you're sitting there bricked up waiting for him to tie his hair up and then by the time it's done you you lost your wood.

SPEAKER_02 43:22

It's called erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with my looks or me taking too long. It's called he needs pills to be hard.

SPEAKER_05 43:30

Fuck it happens to me all the time it doesn't matter who it is terrible. And then like um but yeah I feel like each episode was written well but then there was like the plot wasn't there like how it was in the previous seasons. Like episode five of this season arguably is like in my opinion like one of the best boys episodes of all time.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Seasons one to three are like like prime television Recommend to people. Oh, yeah. After that, hard to recommend. Season three was awesome. Hard to recommend after season three. Season three was dope.

SPEAKER_05 44:09

But like episode five of the final season, I really enjoyed that one. I thought that was fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_02 44:15

Like all the points of view of like the different of the surprise it took them five seasons to do an episode like that.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

It was uh definitely um artistically different from the whole show. So like I definitely liked it. Yeah, it was something different, and it was done pretty well.

SPEAKER_05 44:33

Yeah, I thought it was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

I'm surprised it took them that long to do like a vantage vantage point style episode where it's everybody just doing the same everybody doing something at the same time, but just everybody's different vantage point.

SPEAKER_05 44:46

Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised it took that long. Yeah, I feel that. Um, and also like it was it was awesome to see um the um the reunion, the the supernatural reunion, you know? I thought that was cool. Yeah, even though they're just getting fucking dinged the fuck out. I thought it was I just thought it was hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 45:03

Yeah. Again, it was funny because like they were like, Yeah, marathon man isn't gonna be like just a one-off little side character. It's like that's exactly what he was. Yeah, he's literally a bottle episode almost, and it's like, damn, bro. It feels like sometimes they like fumbled a bit too hard. Yeah. But apparently they're fucking probably he'll probably be in fucking fucking other one. So it's like, yeah, who fucking knows, man? I don't know. It's so funny. The boys like they made fun of MCU so much for this like like time, like uh cinematic universe bullshit, and now that's exactly what they're doing. Yeah, they're building a cinematic universe, and it's like you you become the ones you hate. Yeah. They made fun of that shit like the whole fucking series. Yeah, I remember there was a big thing where they did like uh like it was probably like first three seasons where they had like they were at like a panel and they were they had literally on the screen like phases, like Marvel does, and they were explaining all the movies. Yeah, like it's like yeah, they were like directly making fun of it, and now that's literally what they're doing, and it's like bruh. Yeah, that shit sucks. It's fucking terrible. I don't know, I don't know how much more I got to say with the boys. It was it was it was that it was poop from a butt. Poop from a butt. The ending was poop from a butt.

SPEAKER_05 46:24

I didn't think it was that bad. I feel like it could have been earned better. I I I I I I thought it was satisfying for the most part. I liked the final episode, but then yeah, it just didn't feel earned earned for me. It just kind of felt lackluster and anticlimactic considering there was no build-up to it for the whole season. I feel like it was the season's writing, like no plot at all, that kind of made the final episode like fall flat. But all in all felt satisfying to me still. That's just my opinion.

SPEAKER_02 46:59

Uh yeah, I mean, whatever, fuck that shit. Fuck it myself, it's over. Who cares? Um no, I mean it was good though. I mean, definitely like whole series factoring in the last two seasons is probably like a fucking 7.5.

SPEAKER_05 47:12

I was gonna give it an eight. Yeah, somewhere in there. 8 out of 10. Like the it was a 10 out of 10. Fucking the first three seasons, I was like, hey, 10 out of 10, this show's fucking peak. Second season, fucking this shit's peak. Third season, this shit's peak. Fourth season's like, oh kind of falling off a little bit. And then season five is like, yeah, you guys kind of fell off pretty fucking hard. Which is very disappointing. I hate it when shows do that.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

Okay, well, let's see. Let's see the season graph. Check it out. Series graph. Okay, so last two episodes, five point nine and five point seven. Holy fuck. Lowest rated episodes ever. Season four has the most low rate low, or season five. Oh no, they both have equal amounts of low-rated episodes. But yeah, dude, like yikes. That's a big yikes, man.

SPEAKER_05 48:06

That's fucking terrible. That's terrible. That is terrible. That is a big yikes.

SPEAKER_02 48:12

That's super big yikes, brother. Last season only has a 7.4 overall. Highest season is an 8.6 overall with season three. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_05 48:23

Season three is fucking awesome. The highest rated episode there was is that Hero Gasm? It fucking better be Hero Gasm. Yeah. It is 9.6. Fuck yeah. Awesome.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

Yeah, it's the highest rated episode in the show's history.

SPEAKER_05 48:38

Hero Gasm slaps hard.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

Second, second runner up is season two finale.

SPEAKER_05 48:44

Season two finale also slapped pretty hard. That's when they the uh the all-fight storm front and shit. And then Ryan accidentally kills his mom and all that stuff. Yeah, that's a good episode.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

That is a good episode. Yeah, so I mean, even like uh I mean, we might think we might have our opinions, but that is the that is the global renowned reviewers' opinion that last two episodes were kind of pretty bad. Huh. Yeah. Weird.

SPEAKER_05 49:12

Well, can I wonder if they're gonna bring uh I guess uh bomb site will probably end up being in Bob Rising. Is that it? You didn't watch the trailer?

SPEAKER_02 49:19

No, that's funny. The trailer for Bot Rising already? They dropped it like right as soon as the boys was done. I sent it to the group chat. Oh, you probably don't have internet. Okay, let's just play it and then we could just cut around this. You can just edit around it. Okay, okay. That's funny. They released it like they released it, and then everybody was like, dude, the boys is barely cold and dead in its grave, and you guys release this trailer. It's the most VOT thing to do.

SPEAKER_05 49:44

Okay, that that's so VOD. What the f yeah, I can't believe you haven't seen this trailer yet. Yeah, fucking, I can't believe I haven't watched this trailer either. Let's check it out. It's going YouTube. You hear my fucking TV is slow. What is up with everything?

SPEAKER_02 49:58

Well, your internet is pooped from a butt. You watch Mortal Kombat 2 yet? Not yet. Oh my god. I'm going to download it. What are we doing on this podcast if not watching things we like and then talking about them?

SPEAKER_05 50:11

Well, dude, I'm I have it downloaded. Like I work all the time. It's hard.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Don't give me this bullshit.

SPEAKER_05 50:18

Don't give you this bullshit. Don't.

SPEAKER_02 50:20

We've been over.

SPEAKER_03 50:21

We went over this already in the episode. Okay. I'll probably watch it tonight. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm watching it either.

SPEAKER_04 50:29

What the fuck? You're giving me shit. Have you watched it? What are we doing? What are we doing?

SPEAKER_05 50:36

We're not talking about all the things that we like. Oh, never mind. I haven't watched it. Fucking piece of shit. Just fucking just saying shit to make me feel bad at this point. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

You're at least I told you. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 50:51

At least you're honest. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

Yeah, I don't know, man. I I'm not fooled by trailers anymore because I feel like every trailer I've seen, I'm like, it could look alright. Oh, I touched your fucking feet. I know. Oh, I'm gonna puke. It's fine.

SPEAKER_05 51:05

I showered before you go out here. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

You don't wash your feet. I wash my feet. No, you don't. You wash your feet? Yeah, man. How far in your body do you wash with soap until you say soap can take care of it? See what I do?

SPEAKER_05 51:16

What I do, man, is I put my fucking leg up in the shower. There's a fucking like a little ledge there, and I put my leg up and I go all the way down, wash my feet, get between my toes, and I do the same thing with the other leg. That's what I do. I'm efficient. I'm very efficient. Okay. Very efficient. I believe you. Believe me, motherfucker. Believe me.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

I wash my feet.

SPEAKER_04 51:36

You don't wash your feet? Fucking Christ, man. You gotta wash your feet.

SPEAKER_02 51:40

Nah, bro. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:42

I let the soap do it, bro. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

I wash up until like it drip off your body.

SPEAKER_03 51:45

Okay, go down.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

I'm standing in soap. Yeah. My feet gotta get clean somehow.

SPEAKER_03 51:50

That makes sense. I mean, it makes sense to me.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

I mean that it's probably not clean, but it makes sense to me.

SPEAKER_05 51:56

In hindsight, it should make sense and it should work that way.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

It doesn't though, because uh sometimes Eric will be like, Why are the bottom of your feet black? And I said, I don't know, are they? And I look at him like, God damn. Why the fuck are your feet black? What the fuck? Hanging out in the coal fields, brother. You're fucking standing it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

What are you standing in for so long to make your feet fucking black, dude? Fucking just life, brother. Life, brother. Come on. Standing in life. Yeah, that reverse Michael Jackson. Kill me, kike me, chew me, sue me. That's one thing I wanted to talk about, too, is Michael Jackson. I don't know. I know neither of us watched it.

SPEAKER_02 52:35

Blame it on the pussy.

SPEAKER_05 52:37

But like, I don't I know we never watched the movie yet, but like I feel like they should have, they definitely should have added in all the child rape.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

They're at they're making a sequel. Michael II, the raping. The raping. The butthole touching in, dude.

SPEAKER_04 52:52

Oh, hey. Hey, can I touch a little bo? I just want to take a peek inside your asshole, children.

SPEAKER_05 52:59

And that's the trailer. That's the fucking that's the teaser trailer. Carl Galton's in it, D-aged. Yeah. D-aged. He's playing himself but D-aged. Corey Feldman playing Michael Jackson. Yeah. You've ever watched like Corey Feldman's um like um you ever listened to his songs?

SPEAKER_02 53:18

You know who Corey Feldman is? Yeah, I haven't listened to him.

SPEAKER_05 53:21

Oh my god, I'm gonna fuck his shit.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

There's a guy on the podcast I listened to who is very obsessed with Corey Feldman. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah. Big J. Okerson on the Legionist Gangs.

SPEAKER_05 53:31

Fucking Corey Feldman's got this saw, man, called uh I'm taking another Zen.

SPEAKER_02 53:36

How are you taking another Zen? You know this lasts an hour, right?

SPEAKER_05 53:38

Oh my god, okay, I word, yeah. Probably all fucking headrushed already. But uh he's got this.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

Also, look at it you gotta keep you keep it up in the top, you don't even move it, you don't suck on it like a dick. You don't suck on it like a dick like you used to. I was sucking on it the whole time. I know you're moving it around, fucking playing with it. Fucking it's not a piece of gum, dude. This is cancer. Treat it respectfully.

SPEAKER_05 54:05

It was making my gum sting.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

Yeah, that's why I said you can't handle this, bro. You can't handle this sting, bro. Yeah, you gotta fucking embrace a sting, bro, like chlamydia.

SPEAKER_05 54:18

Fucking you don't want to embrace that sting, man. That's why they got pills for that shit.

SPEAKER_02 54:24

I don't take the pills.

SPEAKER_05 54:25

You fucking just live with it.

SPEAKER_02 54:26

Give it to my give it to my boy Andrew. Give it to my boy Andrew. Give it to Urca. Urca. Urca. Um, yeah. I don't know if you got anything more to say about the Biz. The Biz.

SPEAKER_05 54:40

The boys. Ooh, the boys. Not really. Um, I do have a couple things I want to say though. Was the reveal of like why Mother's Milk's name is Mother's Milk and the TV show? It's so gay. So gay.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

It's homo. It's a good it's a good scene, though. He's good acting. It was a great scene. Yeah, it was gay.

SPEAKER_05 54:57

But I was like, dude, it's like, what fucking he's doing. Because I nursed a bird back then. You nursed the bird and they called you mother's milk.

SPEAKER_02 55:02

What do you make that bird stuck your dick? Oh, that was funny. I think that bird stuck your dick. He's like, that's what they used to say to me. And I was like, that's funny, dude.

SPEAKER_05 55:11

It's funny, yeah. But also it's like, dude, man, you're like, I was like expecting a twist like from the comics, like he's got superhuman strength this whole time because he's drinking his.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

That would be the whole most I think that would be the shittiest reveal ever to be like, I'm secret. He's like it's like it's like Hulk in Avengers 1. He's like, What's your secret, Cap? He's always like, I'm always mad. Yeah, he's like, I've always been superpowered.

SPEAKER_05 55:37

They should have had him f have like natural superhuman strength throughout the entire show.

SPEAKER_02 55:41

I love that scene where they were the the feline and the dog chick were were the dogs. Bro, I was fucking r stroking hard to that.

SPEAKER_05 55:50

That chick is definitely hot too.

SPEAKER_02 55:53

Yeah, like imagine how she looked when she was younger.

SPEAKER_00 55:59

Bro, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 56:08

Imagine, imagine like 10 years ago.

SPEAKER_05 56:10

Fucking my dumbass thought that fucking other guy was Jody Hill. Fucking you know who Jody Hill is? Yeah, I thought it was Jody Hill for the longest time. I was watching the show. I was like, Jody Hill's in this?

SPEAKER_02 56:21

No, that's popular extra um Serbian face guy. Yeah, yeah, I don't know his name, but he's been he's like an extra in a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_05 56:28

Oh shit, he's probably in a Serbian film then.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

Of course he is, bro.

SPEAKER_05 56:33

If he's fucking if he's a Serbian guy, he's I don't know he's Serbian.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

I just say he's got a Serbian face. Oh shit, I thought he was actually Serbian. I don't know his fucking nationality.

SPEAKER_05 56:42

He looks like you can tell by the way they look.

SPEAKER_02 56:46

Most of them, yeah. Most of them, yes. Especially the Asians. Yes, love a good Asian. Went to the zoo the other day for Andre's birthday, dude, and we seen the polar bears, and bro, that shit is so sick.

SPEAKER_05 57:00

I thought you were gonna say it's so sad.

SPEAKER_02 57:03

I mean, it's sad. I'm actually over being sad about zoos. I was sad about zoos before. I was like, nah, that's not right. And now I'm like, who cares?

SPEAKER_05 57:11

Well, fucking like, I don't know, those polar bears are probably depressed. It's it's fucking hard as balls, though.

SPEAKER_02 57:21

And I was laughing at him. I said, you fucking loser. That's what happens. I thought you were an apex predator, Mr. Polar Bear. Look at you now. How'd you get locked up in the page? Look at you now, motherfucker. You fucking pussy. Now we're all laughing at you, gawking at you. Okay, so you want to let's do a little trivia here while we're at it.

SPEAKER_05 57:39

We're gonna do some trivia. Fucking slap it up. I'm down so I'm down for some good old triv. Some good old triv with the boys. Let's go. Okay. Alright, fuck slap her on.

SPEAKER_02 57:52

I'm gonna give you a question.

SPEAKER_05 57:55

Okay. Yeah, that's usually how trivia works.

SPEAKER_02 57:57

I think. You know, there's always questions. No, it's not always a question. Sometimes you gotta act it out, fuckhead. Oh, that that's fucking shit. Show me show me getting show me me pegging you.

SPEAKER_05 58:10

That's fucking shit. Show me me fucking level. Show me me showing. There's a difference between trivia and charades.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

Me fucking you in the butt.

SPEAKER_05 58:18

That's all I'm saying. You don't know anything about it. You gotta confuse for motherfucking charades. I don't know anything about sayings, bro. Fuck it, I I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

SPEAKER_02 58:26

You don't even know how to say. Okay. What are I think there's only like five of them. Okay, where are the five animals that hunt people?

SPEAKER_05 58:34

What are the five animals that actually hunt people? Yes, sir. Oh my god, dude. Okay. Well, I immediately going for felines here, fucking like, you know, because like I know I know they can hunt people and they have hunt people. I've known like lions have hunted people. Have you ever heard of like a ghost in the darkness? They're like man-eating lions. They literally hunted people, so lion is my first fucking guess. Okay. Did I get that right?

SPEAKER_02 59:04

Continue?

SPEAKER_05 59:05

Oh, I gotta continue.

SPEAKER_02 59:06

Okay. Yeah. Okay. There may be a hint in what started this whole conversation.

SPEAKER_05 59:16

Oh shit. We were talking with the boys and that fucking cat bitch, weren't we? Or all the goddamn fucking predators fucking like felines? Are they all cats? Fucking like tigers, lions, fucking uh fucking like leopards, jaguars.

SPEAKER_02 59:33

When are we talking about cats?

SPEAKER_04 59:36

From the boys, the cat bitch.

SPEAKER_05 59:38

Oh. No. No, oh my god. Okay. I went to the zoo. Oh, polar bears hunt people. No that polar bears are yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so fucking so lions, polar bears. There's two of them right there. That's my two guesses so far. Okay. And then three. I'm gonna say a tiger as well, because like, you know, I've I know tigers have hunted people before as well. So I'm just like thinking historically, but as hunted a man. Okay. Um fucking. I want to say a hippo. I also want to say fucking hippo. I know they can kill people, and they're fucking like the most they're more dangerous than crocodiles in the Nile. They fucking they'll fuck you up. And then uh number five, um shit. Um sharks don't hunt people, they just fucking mistake people for turtles. Um so uh I'm gonna say I'm gonna say a fucking crocodile for the fifth one. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:30

Okay. Pretty good. You did all you did pretty good. You did alright. Yeah? You did what did I get? Like four out of five, I think. No way! Because I think hippos, hippos only kill people when it's like a territory thing. Yeah. So they're super territorial unless you fucking go in their territory, they don't really fuck with you. Yeah. But lions, tigers, leopards, polar bears, and crocodile. No! Okay, so I fuck I had oh my god. Mostly mostly just big cats, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:57

Yeah. I was like my my first guess was more was actually equally as right as my fucking second guess, actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:06

Crazy. Four to five, though. You could be a pretty good score. I'll give you fucking 80%, brother.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:11

Awesome. That would that is a pretty good score. It's passing. See, I'm fucking I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I know my animals.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:20

Okay, hit me with some hit me with a trivia then.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:22

You want some fucking trivia? Well, you want animals? What kind of trivia do you want? What kind of trivia do you want?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:27

I'm fucking I'm gonna encyclopedia Britannica home out.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:31

Alright, trivia questions about Canada. So let's see how fucking Canadian you are. See how Canadian you are.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

Okay, I'm gonna absolutely fail.

unknown 1:01:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:43

Fucking come on. Canada quiz. Let's do an easy Manitoba. Let's do an easy one here. Manitoba! And then uh qu and a question. Polar bear. Beaver. What is the nickname given to our $1 coin? Looney. Which animal is an official symbol of Canada? The hawk, the deer, the beaver, or the moose? Beaver. What landform sits between British Columbia and Alberta? Rocky Mountains, Canadian Shield, Great Lakes, or the Prairies? Rocky Mountains. Canadian Shields above Manitoba to the to the right. Who are the Metis descended from? Indigenous peoples and Japanese fur traders. That one. Indigenous peoples and French and Scottish fur traders and settlers settlers. Vikings and Inuit. Indigenous peoples and Russian fur traders. B B. You're right about that one, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:53

It would have been sick if we were Vikings, though. It would have been sick if we were Japanese. When I was picking up drinks today, I was at the vendor and I was grabbing drinks and I brought them up to the front, and this guy was like, this young black man. He was like, anybody ever tell you you look like a Viking? No. I say, nah, people have told me I look like an uglier Jason Momoa, though.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:10

He said, he said, I don't want to say it's true, but imagine if you were like this tenant from Japanese and like this old like Japanese guy from overseas comes and sees you and like gives you a samurai sword, you know, because like you know, you're a descendant of him. He's like, gifted fee. And he gives you a fucking samurai sword, man. How cool would that be?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:31

That would be cooler for you because you're a fucking little weebow, but oh, and the guy, the vendor looked up at me and he had heterochromia.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:39

You ever met anybody with heterochromia? Is that like an extra chromosome? No, it's where their eyes are different colors. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:46

That's that's hot.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:47

Yeah, I banged him right there. I banged them right there. Fucking took them down.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:52

Alright, what symbol used by the former kings of France has also been used to represent many francophone communities in Canada. Fleur de Lee. Fuck you, dude. You got yeah, you got 100%.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:09

I didn't even need the fucking options for that one, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:14

I didn't I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I don't know the shit about putting Francophones.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

Um, I got I I was uh me and Erica were kind of talking about this on the way here. What's up? So um we oh speaking of Vikings, we were talking about uh Vikings and how all the prettiest women are in Viking Icelandic areas because Vikings would take women back to their village and just like bang them and make kids. And she was like, I was like, yeah, I'm a because oh, because I was telling her about the Viking, the guy that said something about being a Viking, and I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna be a Viking. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna rape and pillage some some ass. And she was like, What ass? I was like, any ass, dude, just rape and pillage ass. She's like, Yeah, if they let you, I said, that's not how Vikings work, dude. I'll take that shit. And then I was like, I was like, shoot, she's like, You think you could you think you could take women? I said, You don't think I'm strong enough to rape a couple women? I could I could definitely get a couple. So here's the question. All right, here's the question that is posed. Okay, what is the biggest women you think you could overcome by force? The biggest woman, like the largest woman? I don't know, yeah, I guess because it's more it's that question, or I don't know if this is a better question. How many women do you think you could rape before they stop you?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:35

It's just like the equivalent of like the fucking like how many how many one year olds can you beat up?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:40

You know, that thing where like how many one year olds do you think you could beat up before you get taken? Yeah, right. So, like how many women you think you could overcome with sexual force?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:49

Okay, so like fucking so you're are you in a room trapped with a bunch of women and you're like trying to rape them all?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:55

Sure, let's call it a mansion. Okay, let's call it a mansion. Full of women. Full of women, okay. Every

SPEAKER_05 1:06:00

Every every flavor. And they're all trying to fight you at the same time while you're trying to fucking like you know do your things. Is that what's happening here? I mean, unless you could single them out somehow. Well, okay, so like, oh. I don't know, man. That's hard. I've never raped before. I don't I don't know. I have nothing to base this on.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:24

As a beginner rapist. As an amateur. As an amateur rapist, I would probably say go light. Go light on the pair of the biggest. Probably like one or two. I'm gonna say two. One or two. Yeah, one or two. Wow. So rookie numbers, brother. As he being generous.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:46

I'm not that big of a dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:47

She's gonna probably fight you off immediately. I think I can get the whole mansion. You know how? How? Smooth talk these ladies.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:56

That's not really.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:58

I'll say let me rape you.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:00

That's fucking girl. Are you into CNC girl? No. Are you into consent? Not consent. Let's go, girl.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:08

No, we're doing full non. Um I don't know. I think I could probably get like seven or eight, probably though, just because like I'd fucking you gotta you this is the key. This is the key. You gotta knock about ten of them out at once. You gotta fully, fully take down ten to twelve women.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:29

See, you gotta fucking have like a whole game plan. You gotta be committed. You just gotta be committed to this.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:34

You're just gonna save up some strength. You gotta go, okay, this is my time. And then you just summon the very fact that I'm a man!

SPEAKER_04 1:07:42

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:44

Bash, you bash and bash eight to eight to twelve women, and then you gotta fucking full course. Fucking okay, word. Yeah, seven, eight, twelve, eight, twelve, twelve course dinner.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:58

Fucking you know what's wild, man? I never I never fucking knew this until I was like on that fucking website.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:03

Fucking like fat fucking how much looking at fucking 14-inch dongs entering women you love. Okay, well, dude, I'm gonna pee.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:15

Oh dude, I never realized like fucking how many women are actually like into fucking like CNC. It's literally a rape fantasy. Fucking like it's like you know, they they want to fucking like it's consent, non-consent. They fucking want to be pretend to be raped. It's fucking weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:31

I get Erica to pretend to rape me. She comes in with the fucking strap on. She comes in and I'm like, a little I wear like little boy pajamas. She comes in and she's like, You're this in Andre's pajamas? She's my babysitter.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:43

There's like stretched on you. Yeah, she's my babysitter.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:46

And um I'm tucked in and she says, Do you want do you want me to tuck you in?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

I say, Yes, please.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:53

And then she comes in and she fucking spits on her fingers. Fully penetrates my O-ring, dude. Oh my god, dude. Why am I bricked up over here? Telling you, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:06

That's wild. So you got a fantasy too, then.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

Uh, I'm on FetLife. You're not on. I joined Fat Life just to see this 14-inch dong you couldn't stop talking about, dude. I had to catch glimpse of it. You wouldn't show me last time. I was begging you to show me, and you said, I'm not gonna show you. This is for my eyes only.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:26

I can't. You'll just laugh at me, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:28

You said I'm gonna jerk off to it, not you.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:30

You'll laugh at me, but you're gonna be like, so that's what fucking your ex did? And just laugh at me.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:36

Yeah, that's the point of the podcast. I know. Are we just not are we not here to have fun? Are you here all in your feelings? We are here to have fun. Are you done? Wait, have you messaged her yet? Well, we were we were talking today.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:52

We talked yesterday, too. You fucking retarded. I know, dude. I'm fucking I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life, man. I'm fucking retarded, dude. And I know you're very disagreeable. So you're very disagreeable.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:13

That's not why that's why you're not editing. You're fucking rubbing your little clip and you're going, oh fucking Ashley. You know what's crazy? So hold on. Are you editing all that shit out of the last episode? No. Cause you called her some vile names. I'm gonna I'm gonna edit those names.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:34

I'm gonna edit.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:36

Oh my god, it's so cringe. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:40

No, you are the I'm gonna listen to it. I know, I know I said some vile names.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:43

Oh my god. Oh, I knew you were gonna regret it. I knew this was gonna happen. I was gonna text you a couple days after and be like, oh, you're gonna edit all that shit out, aren't you? And you were gonna be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And now you're like, yeah, I'm definitely editing that shit out. You're a fucking uh I'm not gonna edit it. I'm not gonna edit it all.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:06

It's a fucking gun. The story's still gonna be. I know I said a lot.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:11

I was unhinged or so fucking good. That's what you're calling it. That's your that's your fucking backpedal to your fucking slam pig.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:18

I was I was unhinged. Your slam pig. That's how you're saying it. You're like, oh baby, I was unhinged. I'm so sorry. I seen you get rail by 12, 14-inch cocks, and I could I could I could just fucking I I could just like un-edit it, post it.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:32

I know she listens to the podcast too.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:34

I mean, definitely edit like names if you said names, if you gotta do that, but like we didn't even drop any names.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:39

Well then why are you editing?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:42

I'm gonna buy it. You know why you're editing? Because you're a fucking pussy. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. You know, it's fine, it's fine. I knew this was gonna happen. I knew that I knew that the man that I was getting into business with had no conviction. Fuck you!

SPEAKER_03 1:11:57

Fuck you, had had no moral fiber, dude. Well, okay. Well, I don't really have much moral fiber.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:07

You knew this beforehand. But goddamn, dude, this man, whatever, it's fine, Sean.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:12

I know I'm fucking I I have a problem.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:15

That's the thing. So it's like now I'm now I'm unsure how hard to go on these podcasts. So it's like, what are you just gonna edit me out? No, gonna edit you out. Are you gonna edit me out of this? No, you're fucking scared, because you're not gonna get any of that fucking slam pig puss.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:31

I am not scared. Pass me a beer. Forgot another one. We're an hour 25 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:38

We only got one left each.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:40

One left each. Word, word. Wordness to the turretness. What do we got here? Torque. We're torquing. We're twerkin' now. A torque blonde ill. Interesting. Cool, cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

Yeah, so I started watching this show on Netflix called The Burrows. Oh, yeah. Okay. Is that the Duffer Brothers? Yeah, it's like a Duffer Brothers Purdue show. It's got Alfred Molina in it, and like that's pretty much it. I think it's I think it's got like the the lady from Ghostbusters, obviously, or not Ghostbusters, from Beetlejuice. Oh wow. Obviously not Catherine O'Hara because she did.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:30

When a rider?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:32

No. The like the the one the ghost female.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:36

Oh, ooh, ah, fucking, oh, what's her fucking name, man? She was big back in the day, too. Yeah. She was in a lot of movies, man. She's got crazy Botox now her face.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:46

She was in Helmet and Louise.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:48

Oh, what's her fucking name?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:50

I'm gonna Google it. Yeah, anyway, so it's like uh it's like Alfred Molina moves into uh like a retirement community called the Burrows. Yeah, but it's like out in the desert. Gina Davis. Gina Davis. Yeah. I think it's her anyway. Check check the check her. Or is it Susan Sarandon? No, it's not her. Check her, check her eye, check her movies and shit. Just scroll up and go to movies.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:14

Let's go to her fucking wiki here. Oh, yeah, she's there.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:17

The Burrows, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's this lady. Anyway, um, and then it's like he moves to this retirement community, his wife died. Um, he's all cranky, blah, blah, blah. And then, like, as he he moves in there, and everybody's like all banging each other because they're all old. But it's in the desert, and there's like a security checkpoint, and it's like kind of weird. And then he uh gets introduced to his neighbor, his neighbor ends up like dying. This is all first episode, I think. His neighbor ends up dying.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:44

And it's all in an old folks home.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:46

It's like yeah, a retirement community essentially called the Burrows. Yeah. And it's run by this this shady looking dude. So, okay, so um his friend dies, he hears like an alarm going off of his house, he goes in there and he sees like this alien essentially, like, or this monster like over top of him, like eating him, hits him with a hammer, alien runs away. Alpher Molina's like, oh fuck, there's some shit going on. Um, there's you could see the Stranger Things influence with the monsters and shit. Yeah. And with the fact that one of the security guys there literally just looks like a fucking Walmart version of Hopper from Stranger Things. No way. He looks he looks like shitty David Harbor.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:30

Like if you fucking order David Harbour through Timu.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:33

Exactly. Like it's bad, it's bad. And you're like, what the fuck? This almost seems like it's the I don't know. Anyway, and then the show progresses, and he's just like, I gotta find out what's happening with these uh these monsters and why they're like and they're like feeding on all the people there. And I think my theory is that like so well, you kind of know more about the show at this point where I'm at. My theory is that they built this old folks home or this old retirement community to have these monsters feed on these old people, and then they feed on the monsters, and then these people stay young like eternally. So like there's people in the show who are like a hundred years old. Yeah, they've done like some reveals where it's like, oh, I've been alive for this long because I've been there, have like this. There was this tree, there's this tree that one of the guys found. There's lots of weed smoking in the show too. There's hella weed smoking. This one kid this one is.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:20

Well, if you're fucking if you're retired, man, you're gonna be fucking blazing.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:23

He smokes so much weed, and he finds this tree, and the tree has one peach on it, and he starts eating the peach, and then he like becomes young, and then he runs out of the peach and he gets old again. And then the lady's like, How did you get a fruit from it? And then they're he's like, I don't know, it was just here. And she's like, I thought you found another way. And then I think they're just g letting these monsters eat the people's cerebrospinal fluid, is what they're saying. And then they drink the monster's blood. Interesting. I haven't finished the show yet, but it's alright. I mean, it's it's whatever.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:56

I'll fucking I'll probably check it out. I mean, let's check out the reviews here real quick.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:59

Yeah, check it out. Eric and I were watching it last night and she was kind of into it, so we were watching quite a bit of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:04

I mean, it sounds intriguing. It sounds like if like Cocoon and Stranger Things had a baby. 96% of rotten tomatoes. Really? Yeah, 7.5 out of 10 on IMDB. That's not bad. That's not terrible.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:19

Yeah, I mean, I mean the rotten tomato score is crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:22

80% audience score, that's not too bad either. Yeah, it's it's I mean, I like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:27

It's it's fine. We're gonna finish it right tonight, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:30

No, fuck it. Since we're talking about old folks' homes, old folks' homes here and shit. I'm gonna Google something here. Why are STDs rampant in old folk in old folks' homes? Because it it's true, they are rampant in the world.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:42

What do you mean why? You don't know why? Because there's fucking all they're gonna die soon. They're just like, yeah, let's just bang.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:50

That's probably why. Sexually transmitted infection rates have surged among older adults and nursing home residents. This is driven by several factors. Increased life expectancy, the popularity of erectile dysfunction medications, so these guys are just fucking like taking fucking like like boner pills and just fucking going to town because they have nothing left to live for, so they're just like plowing pussy. Yeah. Do they show any of this in the boroughs? Like my goodness, people is fucking is clapping cheeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:20

I don't think there is much of that in like in like pers uh represented in television. And to be honest, I'm fine with it. I don't want to see old folks getting fucked. It's not a faithful, it's not a faithful fucking. I also think some shows have been going too crazy with it. Like, I don't know if you watched Peacemaker season two, but there's did you watch any of Peacemaker? I watched the first season, just not the second one. Season two, there's a scene where he's just there's just an orgy, and there's just so that's the first episode of I've watched that one, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:48

There's like somebody he will fucking.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:49

I was like, what is the point?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:52

I was watching it and I was like, this seems gratuitous for gratuitous sense. Like it doesn't seem like it's proving a point. Yeah, it's like gratuity for gratuity. It looked like there was literal porn. Like it looked like there was banging, and I was like, too much?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:09

There is there's probably some full penetration. Too much, there may have been some full penetration. How do you how can you avoid full penetration doing scenes like that?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:16

Usually I've heard I've seen it. There's like a sock thing that they put like a little bag over your cock. But I'll I'd I'd probably still still stick a finger in. Yeah, baby. Yeah. I'll fucking uh anyway, so I don't know how much else I got. Well, I got this other thing, but I don't I didn't play it yet, so I don't really have much I could say on it, but I've heard it's really good. So they just came out with a new game, uh, the Lego Batman game. And apparently it's like so Rocksteady was the main distributor game developer for the Batman Arkham games. Yeah, they did Arkham Knight or Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Arkham Knight. Shoutout Kevin Conroy! Yeah, and then uh I think it was like EA Montreal, did like Arkham Origins or something. Yeah, which is like the weakest one in the whole fucking series. Still great, though.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:08

Still yeah, it's a great one.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:09

I still fuck with that game. Um the death stroke fight in that game is so sick. That's very true.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:14

You're you're yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:16

You're right, you're right. And that one's kind of got the Batman Year One shit to it, where it's like everybody's trying to kill him in one night or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That one that one's sick. Um, anyway, um, no, so they just made a Lego Batman game, and so Rocksteady released Arkham Knight in like what was it, like 2017, probably like 2016. It's been a while, and then they released um, I think it was Gotham Knights first, and then they did Justice League Kill the Suicide Scout Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League. Yeah, both those games were so atrociously bad, like they were just such bad games. The first one was like uh just horrible combat, shitty story at the beginning. Batman dies, and you play as like Nightwing, Red Hood, Robin, and Batgirl. Horrible combat, horrible game. They have a quarter bowls in there though, yeah. Whatever, trash. Um, and then they did that Suicide Squad game, and that was like a live service game. Yeah, and it was like really bad, too.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:19

Just like that fucking one Marvel game there, the Avengers games uh five series.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:22

Yeah, it's really bad. And then um, they haven't made a good Batman game since, like since Arc Arkham Knight, and people even didn't like Arkham Knight that much because there was so much um Batmobile tank combat where it was just the Batmobile is just a tank, and lots of the missions in that game were oh, you're in the Batmobile as a tank, kill all the other tanks. Yeah, and that was like a good 30% of the missions, I'm pretty sure in that game, where like you're in the Batmobile, kill all the tanks.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:50

Would have been nice to like fucking like use it more as like uh I mean they still do it in the game as a source of uh like uh like exploration, like you know, don't you still use it, you can still drive around in it and shit, which is awesome.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:01

But like definitely people didn't like the tank combat. I didn't mind it when it came out. I like that game. Um the Arkham Knight being Jason Todd was like eh, whatever. Um uh but so Lego just came out with the arc of this Batman game, the Lego Batman game, and people are saying it's like what Rocksteady couldn't do for the last 10 years, they've done it in this Lego game. And I'm like, dude, I low key want to play the fuck out of this. It's got the exact same mechanics as an Arkham game. Yeah, but it's all Lego, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:28

It's all Lego, and I was like, And let me guess it's Bill Arnett fucking playing fucking Batman because he played Batman in the in the movie, didn't he? And then in the Lego movie. Yeah, I don't know who it is in this one.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:37

Because it can't be Kevin Conroy, that guy's dead as fuck. Yeah, he's dead as fuck. I don't know who it is that's voicing him, but I want to low key play the shit out of it. Okay, what's it called again? I'm googling it. Just Lego Batman or some shit. I don't know. Lego Batman, Lego the Batman series. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:51

Lego Batman game. Oh fuck yeah. Legacy of the Dark Knight. That's the fucking one there. Okay. I'm pretty sure it's Gobby Will Arnett.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:05

Oh, and oh, and in this game, you go through every every scene from Batman films and TV almost. So like so like you do you do the they have the scene from the Batman where you're in the the muscle car and you're fucking chasing penguin. They have the scene with they have scenes with Heath Ledger's Joker, they have scenes with Rob uh Jack Nicholson's Joker, it's c they have like every every depiction of the movies is in the game, apparently.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:34

That's fucking cool. Alright, fuck it. I'm googling this voice cast. Voice actors. That's cool. I saw Arya Plaza there. Alright, so uh Joker is Ewan Bailey. I don't know who the fuck that is. No idea. Bain is Matt Barry. I don't know who any of these types of people are in the middle of the book. Fucking shine.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:56

Aren't you looking for the Batman voice actor?

SPEAKER_05 1:23:57

Oh yeah, Batman and Bruce Wayne is Shea Matheson. Okay. No idea. I thought it would be Will Arnett because he's the one that fucking played Lego Batman in the Lego movie. That was probably cheaper. Yeah, probably is cheaper. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:10

But yeah, Loki want to play the fuck out of this game because it looks looks so fun.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:15

I mean, that'd be done.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:16

It's got the same uh combat system too.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:19

I haven't played a Lego, I haven't played a Lego game since Lego Star Wars. Lego Star Wars rules. Fuck it, that shit was tight, man. PS2 days, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:28

PS2 days?

SPEAKER_05 1:24:29

Okay, dude. Okay. I have a question for you. Like an actual like honest to goodness question. What is your favorite generation of consoles? And what is your favorite console from that generation?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:41

Uh I don't know. It'd probably have to be like PS2, right? I would have to say that. But that's the thing. I'm a big Nintendo guy too, so I I love I love a Super Nintendo.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:57

Yeah. Super like uh Super Nintendo, like Super Nintendo, like the actual like Super Nintendo. Yeah, the SNES. Oh yeah, man, S N E S. Fuck yeah. Okay, I fucking I love that shit too.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:06

Yeah, but yeah, PlayStation 2 or SNES, maybe. I fuck with GameCube too. That was uh PlayStation 2 era.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:12

That was the same era, yeah. Xbox fucking slapped hard when it first came out too.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:16

I never had Xbox, so I never really played any of the I I I got on like way late in life.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:21

My dad like uh got like this like jailbroken Xbox that had like a bunch of emulators on it. So it really had like all these like emulators of old consoles, like you had like SNES on their Sega, even like PlayStation and shit too. There was like a it was like just full of fucking emulators. I think it was dope. Yeah, that's awesome. It was so dope.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:39

Yeah, I don't think I've ever played like Halo. Maybe I played Halo like once. Yeah. But yeah, I've never really played too much Xbox. But yeah, PlayStation 2, and then like favorite game, probably like San Andreas is up there. I fuck with the Jack Jack games. Jack 2. Jack Jack 2 is hard as shit. Jack 3, Ratchet and Clank fucking rules.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:08

My for me, I'm I'm gonna go with PS2 as well. Yeah, what do you got? I think my favorite game from that generation though was Metal Gear Solid 3. Yeah, that checks out.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:18

I figured you would say something like that.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:20

Yeah, Metal Gear Solid 3 for me was my favorite game. And Resident Evil 4 fucking also takes the takes the cake as well. Yeah as well. Yeah. That's those are the games I was playing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:31

I remember really liking the game, which is like such a such a weird, obscure game, but the Scarface game on PlayStation 2. Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:40

That game actually slaps so fucking hard. The Warriors game was fire, too. Yeah. There's like a lot of like strange obscure games on the PS2 generation that actually like slapped so fucking hard. Yeah. Like the Manhunt games, man. Manhunter. Never played them. Oh man, those games, those games are hardcore.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:59

What is it? You just killed people?

SPEAKER_05 1:27:01

Yeah, it's it's a rock star game, and it's basically like you're literally just killing people. That's the whole game. Uh Manhunt 2 actually got banned in a bunch of countries, and they had to like discontinue Manhunt, then they had to like re-release it like heavily censored, which is absolutely fucking wild. Rockstar game.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:23

I never played it.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:24

Yeah, like that's a pretty good game. I highly suggest checking it out.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:30

Yeah, maybe uh if I'm going if I'm going GameCube, dude, best game. Fucking Metroid, yeah. Fuck Metroid, dude. Um caliber, bruh. No, might have might have to be Wind Waker, Twilight Princess. Oh word. Or shit, Luigi's Mansion, bro. Oh bro, Luigi's Mansion. Luigi's mansion, fuck. Rules.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:01

Fucking rules. Hell yeah. Man, I could fuck with Luigi's Mansion to this day.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:06

Yeah, I have the third one for Switch.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:08

It's pretty good. Fuck yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:11

Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Um, yeah. What else? Oh, Super Nintendo game, best Super Nintendo game, Donkey Kong Country 2.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:22

I was gonna say Legend of Zelda.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:24

Ooh, that's a good one too. Like uh Link to the Past.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:28

Yeah. That was uh that was my initial fucking thing for sure. Legend of Zelda slaughters so hard.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:34

That's the thing. I think there's so many good games on Super Nintendo. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:37

Like that's like that was like the groundbreaking RPG, like like back in the day. That was like the RPG. Without that game, you wouldn't have all these RPGs that we have today. So I feel like Legend of Zelda takes the cake with the SNES for me. Yeah, I don't know if it's a is it an RPG? It's definitely an RPG.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:56

Is it I think I think that's the thing. It's got like role-playing elements. I think people are too loosely defining an RPG nowadays. I think an RPG for me will always be if you could change the ending of the story. If there is branching paths, if there is like if there is actual places where you can make decisions, otherwise it just feels like not an RPG. That makes sense like a true RPG, you know what I mean? I feel that. Because like I think we had this talk before, and you were uh you were like, oh, there's a skill tree, it's like it's an RPG, and it's like, well, every fucking game has a skill tree now. That makes it an RPG. I don't think so. Like fucking God of War, the new one has a skill tree. Wouldn't call that an RPG. That's called an action adventure.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:40

It's got RPG elements. Yeah, yeah. I feel like a lot of games have integrated like so much RPG elements, they're like now like the the the genre of RPG is now becoming misconstrued.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:51

Well, I think a lot of games have integrated elements of every other video game where it's become a m a culture of blended ideologies. Like every like how many games now have like a dodge roll mechanic, which was the souls like the souls thing. Yeah. Like how many games have that where it's like, oh, that's very that came from that, yeah, but now other games are just using it. That doesn't necessarily make this a souls game, yeah, but it does just have that thing that this game kind of started.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:20

But all souls games are RPGs. Sure. They are sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:26

Fucking they 100% are I yeah, because you could pick like 20 different characters at the beginning. It's definitely an RPG. I get it. I'm not arguing with you on that.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:37

Fucking 100%. And like, you know, like Elden Ring has like fucking like six different endings in total. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:44

There you go. And like, yeah, I don't know, like, definitely Yeah. I don't I think everybody's like, yeah, it's an RPG. It's like it's not though. It's not. It's got maybe, maybe you could say it's got RPG elements, sure. I feel like But then every game has every element.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:59

To play an actual RPG, gotta go down to across the board, downtown Winnipeg, on Main Street, fucking join a fucking fucking goddamn Dungeons and Dragons club. Play Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah. Yeah. You've been looking this, you've been looking into it? I've actually been looking into it. I actually legit wanna fucking do this. I wanna fucking join a club and like fucking like play Dungeons and Dragons at some point in my life.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:26

You're a warrior and you got your warrior princess Ashley. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:34

Oh, word Popsy Dupsy. No, I'm just I'm gonna be a paladin.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:39

I want to be a paladin.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:40

She's gonna be your I'm doing it for myself. I know how much this girl likes role-playing, brother.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:48

Holy fuck. I'm doing this for myself. And also the cyberpunk tabletop game I want to play as well. Because that that game, uh, that game predates Dungeons and Dragons, eh? And it's like fucking like one of the original RPGs. It predates fucking Dungeons and Dragons.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:06

Yeah, I mean, we can hit we can hit across the board anytime you want, brother. I've been there. Fucking word. You know me there. I go there, they're like, yo, what's up, bro?

SPEAKER_05 1:32:14

Yeah, they fucking they play the.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:15

They say, yo, the usual?

SPEAKER_03 1:32:17

I said, I said, yeah, bring out the usual.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:19

What is it? Monopoly. I've been there once. They don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:26

Fucking battleship, just go there to play battleship. Hit him with a BS. Fuck yeah, man. Hit him with a fucking C3, C4. Fuck yeah. Alright, well, we're at fucking an hour and 45 minutes here. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:39

I think we might as well go for another 21 minutes. Let's see. You gotta pull something out of your gas tank here, brother. You got nothing.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:44

Oh, dude, I'm gonna pull something out right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:46

Okay, hold on. Let me pull something. That's my dick. Of course you're gonna pull it out of your gang. Oh, just kidding. You're a fucking disgusting pervert. You're a sex pest, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:56

Sex pest. Well again, you've been dropping that word a lot lately. Is that like a new saying of yours? Sex pest?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:04

No, it's just the it's just the best way to describe you. Because I'm a pest? No, because you're a fucking This is you, dude. You're like a fucking, you're you know how there's like truffle pigs that like sniff out truffles? Oh yeah. You're a fucking truffle pig, but for like degeneracy. Oh, I smell a little bit of fucking cocaine and whores over here.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:29

Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, I don't know. That makes sense. I mean, I guess if you don't got anything more to say to me, I guess we could wrap it up. I don't got it like I got like.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:43

I got one thing to say. I got one thing to say. Drake. I wanted to talk about Drake's fucking triple LP that he fucking draw. He dropped three albums. Uh-huh. It was supposedly one album. I loved them all.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:56

And he fucked up bad. He loved them all. He said. I didn't love them all. I liked Iceman. You texted the group chat. You said this is revolutionary. This man. You said I think you said greatest Canadian alive.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:08

Fucking dude, man. He should be our next prime minister. He deserves it. I agree. Canada needs its first half black, half Jewish prime minister. I agree. We're all going to be Ice O. It's time. It's time to get the ball rolling. We're all OBO'd. Where is our half black, half Jewish prime minister? We need that before an indigenous prime minister or woman prime minister. We need a half black, half Jewish prime minister. It needs to be Drake.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:33

Are people talking about an indigenous or a woman prime minister? Fucking woman. This country has gone to shit, brother. I think me and Eric are gonna move. A woman prime minister? Calling all the shots.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:48

We're out of here. We're out of here. Fucking we out. Well, you know, fucking like Drake's albums fucking sucked, man. Have you heard them yet? Oh god damn. They can't talk about them with you. Okay, well, dude, I'm gonna tell you a couple things. He's got one bar on there.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:06

He's like, fucking noor, Mr. Nice Man. I'm the iceman. Some bullshit. Oh, dude, he does the nice man, Iceman. He does, he does Iceman, nice man.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:15

I'm a nice man. Baby, I'm an iceman.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:18

Yeah, fucking. I'm the iceman. Norm. That's what he fucking says.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:22

Literally. And there's another bar on there, too. Fucking, I'm greater than everybody. Like I'm shredded cheese. That's tough. That's a real bar. I play on words, I'm greater. Yeah. That's tough. That's fucking tough. Tough, bro. So bad. Drake King of Cheese, bro. Fuck you, dude. Fuck it. I was like, man, that bar is cheesy. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:47

Yeah, I didn't listen to any of it. I've never listened to a Drake album. And when he dropped three albums, I was like, yeah, definitely not listening to three albums.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:54

These are 43 songs I'm not listening to. Drop 43 songs in one day, and 10 of them were good.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:59

Hey man, you've dropped one album in one day and I didn't listen to it. You think you dropped three, I'm gonna do it? Yeah, no. Come on, buddy. Fucking sleeper. Come on, buddy. Anyways, fuck you, Drake. Whoa, dude, I didn't say that, Mr. Drizzy. Fuck OBO. Mr. Drizzy Drake. Um, Sean looks like he's trying to hover over the stop icon right now. Oh no, I better I better do an outro real quick before Sean freaking. This is what Sean likes to do. He'll freaking, he'll be like, okay, we're gonna end the podcast. And then he'll just click end. And I'm like, what are you doing, dude? You're giving them fucking blue balls. They want us to say bye to them. Everybody texted me. They said, Why don't you say bye to us? Oh, really? They said, Why don't you say bye to us? Oh my god. They said say bye to us. Damn, I guess we gotta say goodbye. They said, say goodbye to us. We love you. What would you say for an outro?

SPEAKER_05 1:36:48

Like, what would your like perfect outro be?

SPEAKER_02 1:36:51

What would my perfect outro be? Yeah. Hey guys, glad you were listening. Subscribe and listen. Bye. What are we talking about, dude? It's a perfect outro. It's a perfect outro. See you guys. Hey, see you guys later. Take it easy, buddies. I don't know. Like um that is a good outro.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:11

And that there, ladies and gentlemen, is there we're gonna end it today. I'm Sean Bouvier. Now it's Raymond Coss. Like, subscribe.