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It’s Episode 10 of the Just Clownin’ Podcast!

A huge thank you to everyone who’s been supporting us on this journey so far. Cheers to another 10 episodes—and hopefully many more after that!

This time around, Sean and Ray break down some truly bizarre real-life news stories, Ray shares a story about his son receiving a rather strange gift (you be the judge on that one), and the boys talk about Hokum and UFC 250.

As always, Sean remains delightfully gullible and just a little bit clueless, while Ray does his best to keep the train on the tracks.

The boys gave it their all for the 10th episode… or at least stumbled through it as best they could.

We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening, thanks for the support, and we love you all.

Just two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:07

The watch is getting quicker. Money talk is much louder now. And I can't. Are we going? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Welcome to the Just Cloudman podcast. Sorry, I was going off on the best song on the internet just there. Rubber's Phoenix Flexing. Check it out. Anyway, this is Raymond Call off, Sean Bouvier, coming to you live from Sean's bedroom. It is June 18th. Thursday, 7.16 p.m. We are here. I like doing the dates just so you guys know that how long it takes for Sean to get out these fucking episodes. So when you listen to the episode and you're like, why did this episode recorded a month ago? Yeah, because Sean doesn't know how to fucking get the episodes out on time. You know what? We're gonna get into it. But right now, I just like to introduce you to my good friend, Sean Bouvier.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

What is up, y'all? Um, yeah, once again, I apologize. Uh, I did release an episode uh yesterday, which is pretty cool. If you listen to it, I really hope you enjoyed that one.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

I'd say it's pretty cool as well. You know what? I'll get I'll tell you one thing right now. You know how in the past I said I'm an avid podcast listener. Yeah, I listen to a lot of podcasts. Yeah, changed my opinion. I know that's the one podcast now, and it's the just clown and podcasts. Oh, you know why? Best podcast on the planet. Best podcast on the planet. I am I am hilarious. Dude, actually, you are pretty fucking funny. It feels insane listening to my own podcast, like hearing a joke that I said and being like, that's pretty kind of funny, and then laughing at it. Fucking pretty good. I feel so egocentric, but I was doing it on the way over today because you released an episode last night. I was like, fuck it, dude. I'll start listening to these episodes. I listened to the last the one that you released yesterday, and I was like, oh boy, I told a real personal story on that one that I don't think Erica would appreciate. I listened to it again, though. It's in the first 10 minutes. It's not even like buried deep of the episode. It's like, yo, can I tell you a story about last night when I came on my chick? And I was like, I was like, whoa, I listened to that and I was like, I don't think Erica's gonna appreciate this. Guess what? She doesn't listen. Guess what? I can talk shit as much as I want. She's not here.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Yeah, man. Fucking literally, like every time I edit and I'm fucking like listening back to the podcast, all the fucking funniest moments are like, literally, you. It's you making me laugh. I'm just I'm just here.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

No, dude, you're you're equally funny. I was just kidding. I was just trying to be a little bit egocentric and boost my own my own self-esteem up. Didn't work. I know I'm faking it. You you deserve it, man. You deserve the confidence boost. Appreciate you. So let's get into it today, folks. Um, Sean, might as well take us away with how your week has been going. Because guess what? I got some interrogation questions to be asking you, sir. Oh, word. Take it away.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

My week has been pretty good, man. I had a job interview on Monday with NCI. Uh is that? NCI, it's like uh it's an Aboriginal broadcasting um company.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

And uh they're no cream pies included.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Yeah, so they're they're rebranding their uh their radio station. It used to be a country radio station, but now it's gonna be a hip-hop radio station. So I went there for an interview. They're hiring a part-time place um on Fridays, just a guy to come in for like two hours and talk about hip hop. And I had an interview there, and I'm I'm really hoping, I'm really hoping I get it. I find out sometime this week. I hope I get that shit because it's you know, it's an entry-level draw. I got my foot in the door, uh-huh, you know, and it's like that's what I went to school for. You know, and also we've got this podcast, so that's that's pretty cool too. We're do we're doing that.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

We're utilizing Well, we are kind of doing that. We are we'll get into it. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. We'll get into it.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Yeah. And then like, yeah, so that that happened on Monday. I was very excited about that. And then also on Monday, I had a staff party, which got pretty pretty wild. It was a good time. When was it? That was on Monday. Okay. Yeah, booty shake Monday at the Palomino. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Stare standing there staring with your open mouth at women shaking their ass.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

I was ogling at booties, yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ran into a didn't dare talk to a single woman. No, I actually know I was less hear about it, just getting it, cut the name.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Yeah, I I I I um I ran into a girl that I used to know that I used to work with at Leopold, so I was like, fuck, I forgot how hot you are. She's so hot. But I was also too drunk to fucking do anything. But then like fucking the after party would end up at the Commonwealth, and she doesn't even she doesn't even work at Commonwealth, but she ended up there, and I was like, hey, it's like what are you doing here? She's like, well, I came here for you. And I was like, fuck! I didn't even know.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

And then you ended up taking a small Filipino boy home.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

I ended up taking a small Filipino boy home.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Wow, that says a lot about your character. I'm an idiot. Says a lot about your character and what you look for in people. Looks like you look for small Filipino boys to take advantage of. You told me you found this guy passed out on the side of the road, and then you said, Why don't you come home with me, boy?

SPEAKER_02 4:43

Well, it wasn't on the side of the road, like uh he's my homie from work, and he was like passed out like right beside the building, like underneath the trees in the parking lot. Yeah. He was like leaning against the building underneath the tree. And like I was tripping balls when I found him. I was like, dude, that can't that can't be him. I walked up to him and it was him. And I was like, bro, you're fucked up, man. You're kind of with me, because like you look very vulnerable. You look very vulnerable.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

Yeah, you took advantage of the vulnerable young boy sitting on the street that you took home. Yeah, definitely vulnerable.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

You looked very vulnerable, huh?

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Definitely vulnerable. I was just trying to help out a homie. Yeah, it seems like you did. You took him home, you fucking fucked him in the butt, you gave him a black guy, and you sent them home. Sent him home happy full of nuts.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

So, like, the rest of my the rest of my week was literally just recovery from all the shenanigans I got into on Monday night, and the shenanigans I probably should have got into with that girl. I mean, like, fuck. I'm an idiot. I'll get into that later.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Getting into shenanigans with street boys is uh way funner than getting into shenanigans with hot girls, I would say. That's my personal opinion, if you ask me. Um, okay, so now we're getting into the interrogation portion of the podcast. My week was so non-existent, bro. I could wish I could tell you what I did. I was fucking I left here, I was uh sick for a couple days, I was throwing up, wasn't feeling very good. Um, that was on like what Wednesday? That was last week, Wednesday, I think. And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We were vibing. I don't think we really did. To be honest, memory, memory's gone. Don't know what I did. Well, well, I know what I did. I can tell you what I did. It's just not very uh exciting. You jacked off. Definitely. What am I a queer? Yeah, every day, sometimes twice a day. If depends who's home. There's a fucking rookie. Depends who's around, dude. If I could hear, if I could hear Andre's voice, I try not to jack off. It distracts me.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

If there's an animal in my room, can't jerk off, feel weird. It's it's fucking hard to jack off in this room, dude, because there's no locks on my doors, and my fucking parents are walking around upstairs, and it's like I would you know what I would do if I were you? What's up? Downstairs bathroom. That's that's usually where where I go, yeah. But now there's fucking shit everywhere down there. I have to like maneuver my way together.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

You can just literally come on anything at this point down there, no one's gonna notice. It's destroyed. Your basement is destroyed, just come anywhere you want. Who cares?

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Lay the carpet down on a fucking dry cum stage.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Glue the carpet down with jizz. Come all over the floor and then relay your carpet. It will stick for a couple days. Um, yeah, I don't know. Didn't didn't do much to be honest. We went out to Selkirk on Sunday, I want to say. Let's say Sunday. We went out on Sunday because Erica had uh Erica's dad had like a barbecue out there at the park. So we went out there, took Andre out, went for a walking around the park, hung out, vibed out, ate some hot dogs. I was pretty much just vibing, hanging out. Um then we came home, fucking got some food, and then I was like, I started to feel really sick. Like I was like, I don't know. Okay, so I don't know what's happening with my body, so I'll be fully transparent with you. I am, I think I'm going through it, brother. I'm going through it medically. Yeah, well, like I am medically going through it right now. I was gonna ask, yeah. I uh got home, got home Sunday, ate some food, felt so sick, had like, I don't know. I so I I think this is the big thing that I need to stop doing, which is my my biggest crutch, is I drink so much soda, I drink so much soda that it's been causing me to have like the most intense acid reflux I've ever had in my life. Brother, the the other though, I woke up and like I could I I wake up from sleeping with acid reflux basically throwing up in my mouth, and then it turns into throwing up in your mouth to like coughing because you're trying to get it out, but there's nothing that needs to come out, it's just acid coming up. Yeah, so I'm literally coughing for like 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

It's literally just like carbonated fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Just trying to get it out of my system. So like at this point now, I'm like, I don't know, man. Like, I love soda. It's oh I love it so much. It's my biggest sugar is my biggest addiction. Take away weed, take away anything. Like, I need I need sugar, and it's a it's it's crazy. It's like 10 times more addictive than cocaine. Yeah, sugar is the most addictive substance on the planet. It's really bad for you, so I think I'm trying to get I'm trying to stop drinking soda. I drank like two in the last two days, which is a low amount for me, brother. Which is a low amount for me. Usually it's every three days we're going to the store and I'm getting a case. I'm getting a case, brother. I'm crushing them. I'm crushing them. So I I've been I've been going through it. Like I was like, I was like, Eric, I'm pretty sure I got cancer. I think I'm dying. Like this is the if you want to tell me you love me, tell me tonight. Well, I I love you, bro. But are you are you gonna get checked out though? Are you gonna go to the doctor? No, who does that? What do you mean? Don't go to the doctor until you're in mortal pain until you're and if you're a man and you go to the doctor every time you have a little bit of discomfort. Guess what? You're gay. You're gay.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

I'm not the only one. I ignore all my fucking symptoms until I'm like, okay, well, it's not like life-threatening yet. You know what I mean? If it becomes life-threatening, that's when I'll go to the hospital. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

When I start it could, it could be nothing. When I start shitting or puking blood, that's when I go somewhere. Usually I'm like, baby, I don't, I'm gonna go lay down. Let's fucking just roll the dice. Baby, let's lay down for now.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

How about we do that? Well, last time you were here, oh, that's why this episode's called 10.5. Uh, because last time Ray was here, we had to cut the podcast kind of like prematurely a little bit. Not even, dude. We did a good hour 45. We did a good hour 45 of that podcast.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

We did a good hour forty five, but in the middle of the podcast, I got I got really sweaty and felt like I was gonna throw up, so I had to leave the room. Went outside, got my fucking got all my senses back together, came inside, nailed down a pretty good end half of the podcast. I I don't know what you're doing with the podcast. The Hokum Hokum review, I think, should stay how it is. I think it like after I came back inside, that's when we did the Hokum review. I wasn't feeling shitty at that point. Some of the stuff we went through in that I think should stay, considering I still stand by the point that if you're on mushrooms, you're not fucking falling asleep.

SPEAKER_02 10:43

Yeah, exactly. You're not fucking falling asleep, man. Well, dude, there's there's a lot of things that I'm gonna splice from that episode into this episode. That's why this episode's called 10.5. Or literally mixture of like my uh the the previous episode that we recorded and this episode, because there's a lot that wasn't very can I work around a lot of that first half.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

Well, we'll see how much we do on this episode because how long we go on this episode is gonna depend how much you can even cut in that next episode. If we go crazy long on this bitch, because you got a fucking word document open.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

Dude, I got a whole fucking word document right now.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

A whole word document open full of words. He literally could have just wrote the 1700 times. I don't know. I'm not looking at it, but I don't really know. It looks like he's put in some work, looks like he's done some preparation.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

Yeah, I did a little bit of preparation here, dude. I did some copywriting and shit, fucking like copywriting, fucking some like little news segments for the segment on the podcast. Copywriting? Yeah, cop-that's what it's called. Copywriting. Yeah. You mean you mean copy and pasting? No, no, like uh copywriting is basically just like you're writing a copy of a news story that gets like broadcasted on like a radio or live television or whatever. Gotcha. Because it's copywriting. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

I I'll I've never never understood what that meant. I've always understood everything has a copyrighted symbol, but I've never understood that that's what that meant. Because books are copyrighted. So how does that make sense in the context of books? It's a completely different um it's it's a different uh thing.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

It's like it's not like copywriting. You know what I mean? Nope, don't know what you mean. That's why I'm asking. Yeah, okay. So copywriting is copying something, like a different story. I'm making it a lot of people. Yeah, but just it literally making it your own story.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

It sounds like you're just saying I'm just saying things in my own words. Yeah. I don't uh sure. You know what? I'll go with you. I'll let you have this one. I'm not gonna argue with it with you too much. Not sure if that's what copywriting means, but I'll let you'll let you have it. Maybe learn from two.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

There's two different separate like there's two separate different kinds of copywriting. Two definitions, one would say. Yeah, two definitions. Well, there we go. Now we're using good words that I understand. Yeah, sorry, I'm fucking. Agreed. Yes, there's two definitions of copywriting, especially in the broadcasting term.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Damn, this guy's trying to fucking pull rank on me here. Especially in the broadcasting space, you know, us broadcasters. Fuck you, I'm a broadcaster.

SPEAKER_02 12:50

I'm broadcasted right now. You're you're broadcasting right, yeah. You're podding, dude. You're podding, you're broadcasting.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

Really, really, not much that happened in my week. Not anything super uh super fun. Let's get into the interrogation.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

I'm ready. My body is ready for the podcast. Oh, interrogation. Okay, let's do interrogation.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Okay, so I have quite many questions. Most of them uh um have to do with the podcast. Oh, where ask away. Okay, so last week I got a message from you, Sean Bouvier, on WhatsApp, that said, yo, getting paid on Friday, uploading the podcast on Friday.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

Also had previous messages with you in the group chat or in the chat that said, yo, once we get going and once we get episodes banked, yeah, I can set it up so I can just push a button and it will automatically upload episodes. 100%, yeah. Okay. So that's all true. All true. Okay, so beautiful. So then you came to me yesterday and you said, I said, so what's going on with the episodes? You said, Well, you know, I had a fucking fucking staff meeting on Monday, and I said, Staff party on Monday. Okay, that doesn't have to do with the fucking Friday date that you said you were originally posting the episode.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

So take it away, brother. Okay, so fucking Oh, uh, never mind, continue. There's a second question. There's a there's an addendum to this question.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

I'll let you finish, though. Okay, so like fucking, we were gonna get paid on Friday. We were supposed to get paid on Friday, but we didn't get paid on Friday. We ended up getting paid on Monday because like it went through payroll a little bit too late. So some people got their checks on Saturday, some people, some people got their checks on Sunday, and some got their checks on Monday. Me, I got my check on Monday.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

But I'll do not have direct deposit.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

I got direct deposit. Yeah, I went into my pay account on Friday. That's checking on Monday. So I got paid on Monday. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm broke now because I went out partying on Monday.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

Second addendum to my question.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

But I did make sure to fucking like pay for fucking BuzzPro before I fucking went out partying.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Well, proud of you. Um, second addendum to my question. How much money are you spending where every time I come over, I always bring the drinks, and then you say, What you got in that bag?

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

How is this fucking possible, my friend? Every time I come over, I'm like, yeah, I'll bring some drinks because you know what? That's the least I could do. You're right in the podcast. I like having a couple drinks in the podcast. To be honest, I don't even mind supplying you, but the reason that I'm starting to mind is because every time I come here, yeah, motherfucker ain't got no money. I know. Where's all this money going? Okay, we'll do kick, kick, kick. Give me uh give me an invoice breakdown of your paycheck, please.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

Okay, the fucking phone bill is finally paid off, bro. Okay. I fucking I paid off the last.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

You said it was $700 last time and you paid most of it off, so it couldn't have been that much.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

It was it was like let's say it was like $300 left, and I paid that off.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Okay, so we're gonna have to go back into previous conversations of those lies then.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

Continue. No, no, no, no, no, the fucking the whole the whole bill was like $756. Then I paid half of it. Oh, you paid half of it, and then you have to pay your drug dealers back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually the job. Of course it is! I'm not retarding. You think I'm fucking dumb? And then um, so I did that, and then all my subscriptions, the BuzzPro, I had a fucking re-subscribe to Adobe here that's like letting us record, you know. And my, you know, whatever. And then um money for partying on Monday. So how much money do you spend partying? Holy fuck, man. I woke, I woke up on Tuesday and I was like, holy shit, I'm broke. How much? I spent at least like fucking $500.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Jesus fucking Christ. And you got no pussy. I got no pussy. Oh my god, what a fucking disgrace. I know, man. What a fuck, and you know what's crazy? I had a good time though. It was a fun time. I'm sure you had fun. You spent $500 and did cocaine for 16 hours. Who doesn't have fun doing cocaine?

SPEAKER_02 16:20

I have no more debts now, which is great though. So I fucking like my my phone bill is paid, everything's fine. So I guarantee you, 100%, and I promise you, next time you come over here and we're potting, I will have money for beers. The beers are on me next. I would love to see it. The beers are on me, next.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

Would love to see it anyway. Regardless, I got I got uh hold on, I had a second question here. An addendum. 100% another addendum. Um, I think I lost it though. We need video. We need video. Video is is is is is imperative to us creating special content, to us creating something that is different. I was thinking today, everything on a podcast that we've been doing is pretty fucking cliche. You know what? We're doing regular podcast shit. That's fine. That's how you do a podcast. I want to fucking reinvent the wheel, bro. Reinvent the podcast. I want to reinvent the wheel. We gotta do some fucking crazy shit. But unfortunately. Reinvent the wheel. Motherfucker, read my mind. Red my mind. Can you believe do you guys believe me right now that my cock has been out for 10 minutes waiting for him to suck it? And you guys can't see it because there's no camera. It's like, ah, exactly. Fucking wasted content. Exactly. So we need we need a camera. We need at least one. We need a wide wide angle camera, probably over there somewhere, yeah, pointed at us so we can just record us, obviously. But if if we do do that, we do need to face this way and face the camera. Are we gonna get like a tripod? Yeah, yeah, we do need we need that exactly. We need a camera and a tripod. That's exactly what we need. That's all we need. Yeah, but we need one that is gonna be um um copetic, like like compatible with what we are doing. Yeah, that's why I will need some input. Regardless, I am willing to do that, put that shit on wax because you know what? We gotta grow and we gotta do better. And you know what? I do appreciate you. I appreciate it with all my heart and soul, brother. But I do, you know what's crazy? I I I almost felt disrespected. Motherfucker named the last podcast locked in. How could you do that? How could you do that?

SPEAKER_02 18:29

I am locking in. It's like it's not my fault.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

You're locked in with those fucking cutoff fucking cargo shorts. I'm locked in with those fucking cutoff dingy cargo shorts. You bottomed this to me. I bottomed this. Nah, no, this is fucking joke. But I'm just I'm just saying, brother, because guess what? Guess what? I had a text this week. I don't get many texts about the podcast. Nobody texts me. It's fine. You know what? I don't care. Because guess what? I know what we're doing right here is good shit. Yeah. I don't need validation yet. I'm sure it's gonna need to come. But I got a text this week that said, hey man, when's a new episode coming out? Was that Lucas? No, Lucas doesn't have my fucking number. What are you talking about? No, it was it was it was my it was my good friend. It was Richard. Oh, it was Richard. Yeah, he texted me, he said, Hey man, when's a new episode coming out? I want to listen to it. I said, Oh, fuck. So he's been listening fucking, oh, cool, religiously. He said, Hey man, I would like you guys to release new episodes so I could listen to it. I said, Hey man, well I'll talk to my producer and my editor and I'll let you know what we can do. Because guess what? I wish I could control it, brother, but I can't.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

I'm sorry, man.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

Don't be sorry to me. Sorry to the listeners. And be sorry to me, actually.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Be sorry to everybody. I'm sorry. Sorry to God. I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry to everybody. I'm sorry to my parents. I'm sorry to my sister. I mean, chill out. I'm sorry to myself. Chill out, man.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

I'm sorry to everybody that I work with. That is valid. Valid. That's actually valid. That's a valid point. Okay, second uh third, third interrogation question. Word. So in previous podcasts, I so we we message on uh WhatsApp all the time. Yeah. When you go on the WhatsApp chat, you can see when the last person was online. Yeah. I went on the WhatsApp chat this morning and I messaged you, or this afternoon messaged you. You were on WhatsApp chat 7 44 a.m. Yeah. Last time I seen you on WhatsApp chat super late 3 a.m. You said, yeah, I was up late talking to my work group chat. You aren't talking to work group chat at 7.44 a.m. Are you talking to her again?

SPEAKER_02 20:24

I wasn't. I can't actually, this is this is legit, this is the truth. I was going through all the messages that I missed throughout the fucking work through the group chat from Monday, and I was like going through all the fucking pictures and stuff from Monday night. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

I'll take your word for it. There's been no contact. There's been no contact. Okay. No.

unknown 20:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

I'm not gonna check your emails because I know that's the only place you guys will be talking. Like I'm fucking two old fucking octogenarians, bro.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

No, okay, like no, fucking. I don't know if you know us. I haven't really been on my phone as much anymore. Fucking.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Yeah, today that's good. I mean, I I can tell you're not texting her right now. That's I'm proud of you. Yeah, be proud, be proud. Be loud, be proud. Okay, so that might be interrogation over.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Yeah, interrogation over.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

Oh, wait. Third question. What's up, bruh? Are you gay? Wait, already knew the answer to that. We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay, um.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

You were talking about this with my dad earlier, actually, and you guys got pretty you guys got pretty fucking into it.

SPEAKER_01 21:31

Yeah, I was like, yo, Rod, how big is your sea fights now? Oh no. Well before that I was like, yo, Rod, how big is it? Thickness. Give me the girth. He said, he said, six thick boy. He said like a coat can. I said, whoa, Joe, Rod. Holy fuck. No, no, no, but we were talking about the UFC two fifty freedom card. Yeah, man. The card on the White House lawn on Donald Trump's birthday.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

Was it really Donald Trump's birthday? That's why they did it.

SPEAKER_01 21:56

No, it was because it was the birthday of America. That's July 4th. That's Independence Day. Yeah. The birthplace of America when they got independence. Oh, yeah, but that's what that means. That's what independence day means when they got independent day of independence from the British. Yeah. When they became a country, July 4th, 1776. So what the fuck is Donald Trump 250 years old? No, because because this year is the 250th, 250th anniversary of America. Yeah. But they did a special card for little Donald J. Trump on his birthday on the White House lawn. That's what it was for. Look it up. America's birthday is July 4th. Just like Canada's birthday is July 1st. Canada Day. Oh my god. Wow. I can't believe I just had to explain Independence Day to a 31-year-old man. Like, what the fuck? Are we fucking in middle school? Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 22:50

Man, my brain's fried, dude. I didn't fucking do a lot of drugs on Monday, dude.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Oh yeah, blame it on that. Blame it on that. Yeah, so anyway, it was for Donald Trump's birthday. They did this White House card or the White House, the freedom card on the White House lawn for yeah, Donald J. Trump's birthday. It was the most stacked card of all time. Literally the craziest card of all time. It was amazing. Did you actually watch it?

SPEAKER_02 23:12

I watched it with my dad, dude. Yeah, my dad and I watched it together. Fucking the Lopez fight was fucking like I thought Lopez was fucking like gonna lose, and he fucking comes out of nowhere and fucking wins the fight. That shit was fucking deadly.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Don't ever fucking, don't ever fucking um Don't ever fucking besmirch uh fucking Diego Lopez. Don't underestimate a weird haircut. Exactly. Don't underestimate a weird haircut.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Also, it was it was awesome to see O'Malley back in true form. His last his last fight went the distance and he wasn't really fighting like O'Malley. But this fight, because I think he got his confidence back with the previous fight, even though it was a win that went to decision, he still got the win, brought back some of his confidence, and we got to see O'Malley back in true form. He was landing some fucking nice, fucking accurate punches, fighting like O'Malley again. It was great to see. I loved that.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Yeah, the last O'Malley fight though, I really think Songgy Dong should have won. That's we've all right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I really think Songy Dong should have won. That one went through the decision. Thought it was bad decision, to be honest. Either way, regardless. Yeah, Sean O's the best. I don't like how he hit it, he hit a hail Hitler at the end. Yeah. When he knocked him out, he hit a quick hail. Yeah. Hailed on him. Well, it wasn't a hail Hitler.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

He did a fucking salute. Nah, dude. It was a fucking hail, bro.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

That was the hail. He said hail to the king. He's like, hail Donald Trump. Exactly, dude. He said he said white. He basically said white power. He said, white power?

SPEAKER_02 24:29

And then he went and shook Donald Trump's hand immediately afterwards, too. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

There's a difference between a black Illuminati and a white Illuminati. You know that, right? Yeah, that's the color. Never even thought about that. God damn it. Blew my mind.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

Holy shit. What the fuck? I never thought about the dude.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

You literally just said the difference. There's a difference between black and white, you know.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

But yeah. You know why? I I do know that. You know why? What? Because you see color and I don't. I'm I'm I'm fucking I'm so unracist. I'm also legitimately colorblind. You're a you're a lot of things blind. You're directionally blind, you're colorblind, you're decision blind. I'm not a wise man. Yeah, I know. No, wise isn't not the term I would use to describe you. Smart for sure, but not wise. Yeah, definitely not a wise man. That's okay. Me neither, brother. Yeah, neither. I have cancer and I'm not going to the doctor. I don't think you actually have cancer. I have rectal cancer.

unknown 25:28

Fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

My ass is bleeding like crazy right now. Are you serious? You want to see it? I don't want to fucking take a look in your ass. Why? That's good podcasting.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

If we had a camera. Dude, that's something that we could have done. I could have fucking had you bent over with a fucking flashlight in your butthole. Oh my god, I'm getting it.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

But dude, is your asshole really bleeding? So much blood, dude. Dude, you fucking with me right now? Why would I fuck with you about my bleeding asshole? Bro, go to the doctor. No. I refuse. Until my intestines are falling out of my butthole.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

So when you said you're gonna go take a shit in my bathroom, I was like, that was like pink socked it. That was like that was like that was like the fastest shit I ever heard.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

I didn't shit. I went in there because I went there and cleaned your butthole. I went in there, I fucking went in this. I put my asshole in your sink, pants all the way to my ankles. I actually took one one foot off, pants only on one foot, jumped in your sink a little bit, spread water all over my cheeks, and I said, I gotta clean up real quick. So I took the towel in there, fucking cleaned my dirty ass cheeks, put it back where it was. Don't touch it. Don't touch it, swear to god smells like shit. Swear to God. Don't touch it, swear to god smells like shit.

SPEAKER_02 26:34

Holy fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Nah, I never did any of that. My asshole's fine, it's not bleeding.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Well, it's not?

SPEAKER_01 26:39

No, I just made all that up. Oh my god. You actually got me like legitimately concerned. You made that all up. Just made that all up. My asshole has bled, though. I've had hemorrhoids like a motherfucker. It's happened to me too. Yeah, dude, like all the gay sex just fucking gets to me, dude.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Like how did we get from UFC to this? I do not know. But I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 26:58

It's a pretty easy tangent, I think. UFC is gay as fuck. And then we jumped into gay sex. And then gay sex. Wow, how'd we get here? I don't know. You tell me, man.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

The Cyril Gone fight was fucking bullshit. Ciro Gone and Alex Pereira. I fucking think I did not like that fight at all. And then the Michael Chandler fight, too, I didn't like that either. See, Michael Chandler was training for fucking McGregor for literally years. Yeah. Literally years.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Imagine how much he's crying right now. Oh, he's probably. McGregor's coming back to fight Halloween. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Yeah, McGregor's coming back to fight Holloway.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

What kind of bullshit is this? Dude, Michael Chandler's literally crying and beating both his black kids right now. I'm pretty sure McGregor is like just like he just did that to fuck with fucking Chandler. I think McGregor's out of money, dude. He sniffed it all up. Why is he fighting Holloway for? He's gonna lose that fight. Of course he is. What do you mean? He's fucking six years rusty. He's not coming back in fucking prime condition.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

If people are only gonna pay to watch that fight because it's McGregor. It's a legacy fight almost.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

It's basically a legacy fight. It's basically a legacy fight. Like I like even if even if McGregor comes back and gets fucking washed, people are gonna be like, whatever, he still fought. Yeah. People love McGregor so much that it doesn't matter the outcome, they're gonna be like, nah, I love him.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

I can't stand the guy. There was a point in time where I did like McGregor, but now it's like I'm kind of fucking over it. I've been over it for six fucking years. There's so many other great fighters on the fucking roster that deserve to be superstars. Why the fuck we still sucking McGregor's dick? Who gives a fuck? You seen the picture? Fucking I seen it. I saw I saw I saw the picture. The dude's gonna hog.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

What do you mean why we sucking it? Because it looks tasty. It looks like a fuck. That should look tasty, bro.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

Yeah, I felt bad for Cha on there because he was training for McGregor for like fucking years and yeah, he had to get fucking pieced the fuck up. You got Molly Wapped. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:53

Yeah, anyway, I think the big the big breakout fight of the night, which obviously I was telling your dad earlier, is definitely probably fight of the year.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

Oh dude, I don't think there's Gichi and fucking Tapuria.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

I don't think there's gonna be a better fight. Like he motherfucking like he f he fucked him up. He fucked him up so bad. It was insane. Like I seen online today, he broke broke both of his orbital bones and then like his nose or something. Like he broke like two like three bones in his face. Yeah. Like he destroyed his fuck. He turned his face. He turned his face into like like I was telling you, like mince meat. Yeah, mince meat. Yeah, yeah. It feels weird just redoing a conversation I had with your dad, but I'll do it. Yeah. Yeah, your dad's getting on a train today. I said, How many dudes?

SPEAKER_02 29:39

Yeah, but my dad's fucking leaving this uh to Saskatchewan today to go pick up uh literally a hippie van, dude. Okay, because like we're selling our RV. Shout out, Richard. We're not really selling our RV, but like uh my dad's we're not gonna use it anymore. So my dad's going out to fuck his Saskatchewan to pick up this like old fucking hippie van that he's gonna use for camping. It's a nice fucking it's a it's fucking it's it's a it's a vintage vehicle. It's fucking crazy. He's going all the way out there to fucking giant all the way back out here and also visit family out there too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Fuck some bitches. Fucking.

SPEAKER_02 30:10

I hope not.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

I fucking hope not. Fucking plow some ass, you know what I'm saying? Fucking fucking better not, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Well, you can smell his dick when he gets home. Fucking up. Let me smell it. Fucking get out of here, Daddy. Fuck. It was a good card. It was a great card. Um, I don't really know how much I have much more to say about it because it was, I mean, I said so much.

SPEAKER_02 30:33

It was just nice to see fucking like Tipperia's fucking ass get fucking beat. Fucking that dude's such a fucking cocky piece of shit.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Yeah, he was being way too cocky before the fight. Like the video of him like smelling the rose and like putting it down by Justin Gacy's photo next to all the photos of all the other guys he's beaten was like just like prime self-sucking material where you're like, I'm the shit, there's no one who could beat me. And it was just too much, it was overconfidence that like literally was immediately humbled by Justin Gacy.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

And then, like, fucking, like, uh, even at the weigh-ins, man, at the weigh-ins, he fucking he pushed Gagey and said, I'm gonna I'm gonna knock you out. You know, you're you fucked, man. Fight me right now, right here, blah blah blah. It's like, dude, chill the fuck out, bro. And then he got fucking his ass beat. It was awesome. I loved it. Yeah, I got chilling. I loved every moment of it, even though the fight got spoiled for me the day before, because like my dad and I uh you're looking at the time right here. No, I'm not. Chill out. You're right. I can see it.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

You're at 36 minutes. I can see it, bro. Chill. Stop telling what people what we're at. I was listening to the podcast earlier today, and you were like, we're at 25 minutes. I looked at the phone. I said, we're at 19 minutes playtime. He cut six minutes already. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm not cutting any of this. I'm watching. No, I'm just kidding. I don't care what you cut. I listened to the podcast. I like the podcast. It's enjoyable. You're editing it fine. I don't know. I don't know. If anybody has any complaints about it, I think they're probably maybe I would say wrong. Maybe they have some good opinions, but as of right now, I think we should continue doing what we're doing as I think we're doing good stuff. Why is it going so fast? I don't know why it's going so fast.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_01 32:03

Is it sped up now? Oh no, our voices might be sped up.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

Here, here, let me fuck it up. Okay, sorry about that, guys. That was um, yeah. Fucking we were just tripping out there. My bad.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Dude, literally tripping out. I'm tripping out so hard on this fucking recorder. Like, what's going on, dude? It's just going so fast. It's going too fast, dude. It's going so fast. Am I on drugs? It's going too fast. Ignore it, ignore it. I'm not even looking anymore. I'm not even looking at it. Anyway, White House card was good. Josh Hokick calling Michelle Obama a man on the White House lawn was absolutely fucking insane. Yeah. Literally, oh, this is one thing I have about the uh the White House card that we didn't mention yet. What's that? So um Sean Strickland being banned from the White House card. You heard about this? Um he wasn't even allowed to go. Yeah. So he wasn't allowed to go because he was banned from the White House card from what he said about like Donald Trump and the Epstein Files. Now everybody in power in the United States is a pedophile. Yeah. And they're all Israel worshipping fucking homos. And he's just he's very vocal with his opinions. Yeah. They were like, no, you're not allowed to come to the card. You're the champion. Guess what? You can still can't come.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

He used to be like the biggest Trump supporter, too. Like, there's okay, dude. It was like a week before all that shit. He's like fucking sucking Donald Trump's dick, like worshiping him and stuff, man. And then he fucking posts a tweet like, nah, man. Oh no, his opinions change. That's what happens when you fuck kids, bro. When you fuck kids, your opinions gotta change. I mean, like, well, yeah, when you when you when you when you're a child rapist, like, yeah, my fucking opinion on you is going to change. Like, see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 33:31

Anyway, so I don't know if you've seen it because you all you watched the card, but so Sean Strickland sh he showed he showed up there. You seen that? I didn't see the team. He showed up. Yeah, so Sean Strickland showed up to the White House event, like uh like unan uh I don't know, unannounced, but he was there. Pulled up, he was on the side of the octagon, literally standing up on the side of the octagon beside the ring, and they had to get like a task force of like police officers and secret service agents to drag his ass out. Is that I didn't see that, dude. No fucking way. He was literally banned from going to the card, and then fuck his crazy ass up anyways. But you know what's crazy? Banned banned from the card being the only current American champion. Yeah, this is a White House freedom card about the United States and our freedom and our American heroes. Yeah, the only American champion right now, banned from the card, wasn't allowed to go. Not a good look. Called Freedom Card, and he's getting banned. It's just fucking crazy. He's getting banned for doing what? Expressing his freedom of speech? Exactly, exactly. That's fucking crazy, dude. And then showed up. There's clips of him online showing up, and then him being dragged out by like Secret Service and police, like that looks like a task force, and he's like laughing the whole time. And I'm like, bruh, I don't know, this guy might be legit. I don't know. I kind of fuck I fuck with him. I can't fuck with him too. I fuck with him, but I also think he's a little bit insane. I think it's I don't know. I think he's a little bit crazy.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

He is a legit insane person. Have you ever watched have you watched the episode of him on Joe Rogan?

SPEAKER_01 34:56

No, but I watched him on Theo Vaughn, and I remember him crying on Theo Vaughn, and I was like, crazy. Yeah, yeah. He's fucking crazy. Crazy. Like crazy.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

He likes tells this story on Joe Rogan about like how he fucking like he loaded up his fucking pistol and like when his dad was asleep and he went and he fucking like was like pointing at his fucking dad.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

Yeah, that's that's what happens when you get abused by your fucking parents. I guess that's what he said. He said, Growing up, my dad beat the fuck out of me. He abused me so bad that I wanted to kill him. And I'm like, you know what? I get it. You know, he you know what he he could have become a school shooter or UFC champion. He became a UFC champion, thank God. UFC champion. Because goddamn, that that's that breeds that's that's a breeding ground for school shooters.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

Because like if he became if he were to become a school shooter, his fame would uh ended up in like 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

Still fame, yeah. Still fame, brother. That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Right.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

Um what do you want to do? You want to do news stories first?

SPEAKER_02 35:54

So like the news. I was just talking about Donald Trump here earlier, fucking, but like, yo, dude, did you hear about the fucking the rare albino buffalo in Bangladesh that they nicknamed Donald Trump?

SPEAKER_01 36:04

No. There's wait. Albino buffaloes are that I guess buffalo wait, hold on, it's Bis and that are more rare now because we killed all them.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

We didn't kill all the buffalo overseas. Well yeah, it's Bangladesh. Fucking like what all the fucking.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

You think Bangladesh Bangladesh is an island, correct? It's it's summer for you. I think Bangladesh is an island off of India. My fucking geography is terrible.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

I'm pretty sure it's off India. It's was uh I don't I know North America, and like that's it.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

Yeah, I don't think you even know that. If we're being on if I'm being honest with you, not sure your your info on that is.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

My geographical knowledge isn't very sound. But yeah, fucking like So what do they do? They do they like fuck it or something?

SPEAKER_01 36:44

Like, is it like Well dude?

SPEAKER_02 36:45

It was sold for ritual slaughter, but the government officials stepped in at the last minute after like fucking crowds started showing up to see this fucking Donald Trump. Yeah. So because of its likeness to Donald Trump, this fucking this buffalo was gonna get literally sacrificed. Wow, it's gonna get sacrificed at the end. That's very Indian. But then because of its resemblance to Donald Trump, people came and seen seen it. Now they're not even they're not even like sacrificing it anymore.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

You know what's crazy? Why would you sacrifice now Bino Buffalo? That's like the rarest fucking buffalo.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

Well, that's why they're sacrificing that's that's so good.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Religion is crazy. Get out of here, bro.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

I'm not too sure what like what the religious like uh like meaning behind it is. It has to be though, but like it has to be.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Well, if it's if it's in Bangladesh, so Bangladesh is as far as I know is off the coast of India. And India it Hindus treat cows as religious deities. They don't eat beef, they don't kill cows. Cows in India, I think most of India are like a religious icon, like they don't kill cows. Yeah, so I can understand maybe like if the culture kind of um rolls over to Bangladesh, if they also see cows as like a a sacred being, a god a di a deity, I can understand how they would want to sacrifice a buffalo, especially a white one, to be like, yo, bro, this is the closest we can get. Like, dude, we gotta kill some of these motherfucking bovines.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

That makes sense. That makes sense. I haven't read much about it, but I I kind of want to Google it. Let's find out why they fucking why do they sacrifice fucking?

SPEAKER_01 38:21

Also, Google where Bangladesh is. Is it off the coast of India? If so, my fucking global has been paying off.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

Why did they sacrifice? Fucking because Google knows everything.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

Donald Trump put Donald Trump. Donald Trump bison. Why did they sacrifice Donald Trump bison? Secret Service is calling your house, bitch. Sean's about to get his door kicked in. Bang Laesh. I'd bang a dash, dude. You know what you know what a dash is.

SPEAKER_02 38:51

Okay, so water buffalo are sacrificed as a core ritual ritual during Iid Ada, the feast of sacrifice. I I I may have pronounced that word completely wrong, by the way, whatever. Yes, you did. And it's like one of the most important Islamic holidays, apparently. Uh the ritual plays a vital role in local culture and society. The religious duty of it, believers slaughter livestock to commemorate the prophet Ibrahim's willingness to sacrifice his son.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

Ah, Ibrahim!

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Abraham, dude. Okay, dude. Literally says Ibrahim. Yeah, uh, dude, fucking. It's the same story. Abraham sacrificed his fucking son, dude. It's all the same story. It's all the same story. That's actually wild. Charitable giving. The meat is distributed to the poor, family members, and friends.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Guarantee the poor don't get a slice of that shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

No, they probably don't. No, they might. Who knows? Accessibility. Buffalo are more affordable in rural in rural areas than cows. Providing a practical way for families to fulfill this religious obligation and share meat with those in need.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

So, how many times do you think these Indian farmers have fucked this bison before they killed it? These Indian boys out there probably fucking cows and goats like crazy.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

I think a goat would be more fuckable than a bison. You gotta just gotta mount it quick, bro. Well, dude, if fucking like a goat fucking comes at you headstrong, you know what I'm saying, man. They fucking fuck you up. Right. Right? But then with a bison, what do you do the same thing? What the fuck am I talking about?

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Uh you gotta you gotta sedate them. They kick you like a horse, you know. Their legs are strong. I'll fucking knock you back. You gotta roofie the bison, and then you fucking take him back to your cave and you say, lay down. Nah, I don't I don't understand. Like, maybe they're like, yo, like, if this white bison stays here too long, we're gonna fuck the shit out of it, so we gotta kill it. It's the only white thing we've seen for years. Can you Google if Bangladesh is off the coast of India?

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Oh, yeah, fucking where is Bangladesh anyways? Yeah. Is Bangladesh off the coast of India? It's it sounds like a you know I'm from Bangladesh. Bangladesh is an independent and sovereign country, not a part of India. It is this it is a distinct nation in South Asia, located to the east of India. Yes, it's a fucking small island in the east of India. It shares a massive land border with India on its west, north, and east. It's governed by its own independent government. And it's not part of India.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

I think they I think they hate each other. I've had a couple Indian friends, and I don't think Indian people like Bangladeshi people. You think they're just like standing on their island, like you know, fucking am I that I fucking go to the world? Well, yeah, also there's like crazy like Indian politics in India where like North Indians hate South Indians, like there's like a hierarchy of like skin color in India. Like if your skin is lighter, you're generally perceived as like a better class. That's wild. I forget what it's called. It's all the same fucking race. I forget what it's called. It's called uh they had a term for it in India. I forgot. Oh fucking. Oh, okay, so I I I get it because okay, so like if it was basically like a race class, though, and it's basically like the darker you are, the lower you are on the totem pole of how good you are as an Indian.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Well, the higher the higher class you would be like lighter in skin, I guess, because they're indoors a lot, you know, and they're fucking air conditioned fucking temples, and the people that have darker skin are like in the streets fucking slaughtering bison fucking like.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

I mean, I guess I don't know if skin color definitely pertains to where you live. Maybe it does, but it's all about tan.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

They're tanned. They're they're they're fucking they're the same race out there, it's just a tan. It's nearly all this tanned motherfucking.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

Maybe, yeah. Okay. Okay, and yeah. I'll let you I'll let you die on this hill, because I got no argument, then no. No, I do not believe. Can you disprove it? Abrazier is all genetic, but hey, maybe. Because babies aren't born, babies aren't born white and then they get a tan, you dumb fuck. Well, no, you know what? That's what you're saying, though. You're saying, you know what? They're born and then they get a tan. No, they're born dark. You're they're born black. You're misinterpreting what I'm saying. What you're saying is some people in Africa are darker because they got a tan. That's what you said. Yeah, yeah. That's not real. They could come out dark. A black person can still get a fucking tan if they're born. I'm not saying they can't get a tan. I'm just saying tan doesn't affect how they look. Motherfuckers are born that way. Motherfucker, you were born looking like that. Yeah, no, look at me.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

I'm getting tanned right now. Look at you, you're getting tanned right now. I'm inside. I'm in the I'm indoors. We're indoors right now. Yeah, my motherfucker is indoors.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

What's your next story? Yeah, exactly. You know the reason I'm not are you with it? It's because you sound like a fucking retard. Oh, whatever. People are born black, you're not gonna be. You leave it up, you want to jump on the pod? I got a couple questions for you. Are you sure I got one question? One question, one question, one question. One one question, one, two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, do this, two. Okay, okay. Okay, so we got Rod on the pod here. First question for Rod. What is your stance regarding black people? I love them. Very good answer. He does love black people. Very good answer.

SPEAKER_02 44:14

My dad actually loves black women, dude.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Yeah, dude, he's gonna fuck a black chick right now.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Okay, so also listen to this. So Scottish soccer fans are drinking Boston dry during the fucking like the World Series. Yeah, I mean that checks out. So like Scottish soccer fans are being blamed for a beer shortage in Boston after showing up in huge numbers for FIFA World Cup matches.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Yeah, that checks out. I mean. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, motherfuckers, those motherfuckers drink, dude. Those motherfuckers drink.

SPEAKER_00 44:41

Motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

That doesn't surprise me at all. Everybody in Boston loves a drink. Everybody in Scotland loves to drink. You put those two motherfuckers together, they're drinking the bar out of liquor. And it's the World Cup going on right now.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

Everybody's getting fucking drunk. It's fucking Boston.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like one of the first or one of the first times in a couple years that they're having the World Cup in the United States. Yeah. So it's very accessible for a lot of you people from the United States to go to it. I've seen a lot of streamers attending this shit. Pretty cool. But again, I'm like, I don't give a fuck about soccer. You know what my sports are? I apologize. This is gonna be completely off topic. But I was I've been thinking about this for a long time. No, go for it, dude. You know what my chill out, bitch. You know what my sports are? Everybody's like, yo, yo, you hear this, you hear this guy, you hear this character, this guy, this guy. My sports are comedy. Everybody's like, yo, yo, yo. I love this sport, I love this sport. My sport is comedy and comedy podcasting, dude. You ask me about a comedian, I'll have an opinion.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Fucking my my sport is uh jerk mate.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

Your sport is fet life, faggot.

SPEAKER_02 45:41

Fucking my my sport is like to see how much fucking drugs I could possibly put into my system and like try and survive.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

Yeah, not a lot, apparently. So uh see your see our last episode at fucking my Halloween party. Oh, I I made it. One hit of Molly barely fucking functioned. I was hitting that was those are big hits, though. Um yeah, that thing was like a double. Uh yeah, no, that makes sense though. I mean, hold on, hold on. I'll bring up I'll bring up a news story that I've that I've been seeing online. What's up? Again, related to sports. Don't give a fuck about this at all. But the New York Knicks winning the NBA finals championship after like 26 years of never winning. Yeah, have you seen those videos of New York going insane? Yeah, fucking like full-on fucking like riots and shit, dude.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

They're fucking like they're going fucking shit out. They're like, yeah, we won! They're fucking destroying their own city because they won.

SPEAKER_01 46:31

Dude, relax. 63 people got arrested from from after game five when they won. 63 people got arrested just for like violent behavior. Yeah, and that if that's not the most New York shit ever, I was seeing videos and I'm like, bruh, they're like on top of buildings on top of like billboards, jumping up. Dude, that that looks like a vibe. Don't give a fuck about sports, but I would be there because that shit looks fun.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

That that that's a vibe for sure, but like at the same time, also if I lived in New York and like I was there and I was at the game, like that was cool. You went to band at the game. I would just go. You went to band at the game. I wouldn't know why.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

I would know why. Because I was looking on, I was watching videos online. Some people spent literally $70,000 on tickets, courtside tickets were like $200,000. Like, because it was so it was cheaper, it was cheaper for people to fly to San Antonio where they were playing. Like, so it was the San Antonio Spurs, I'm pretty sure, versus the New York Knicks. And like it was cheaper for people to fly from New York to San Antonio, buy a ticket there, then actually go to Madison Square Garden and watch the New York Knicks play there because the prices in New York are so outrageous. So people were flying to San Antonio watching the games that were from New York.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

That's a very polite way to say I'm fucking broke as shit. Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

What are you talking about? You're gonna be at the game? I'm not gonna be at the game. Yeah, but we're we're not going to the game. No, we're on the street watching it like most New Yorkers. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

Anyway, I don't know. I thought that was. No, we haven't done yet? We haven't cheersed. Oh yeah, cheers me. Cheers from the pod. This is the episode 10. Episode 10, y'all. Cheers are you fucking queef? Yeah, fucking, it's crazy because like one uh one downtown Boston bar owner said they're they're they've been in business for like more than 30 years and have never seen crowds drink that much beer before. Yeah, I mean, these fucking these Scottish are like just coming in and drinking up all the fucking beer. Which is absolutely insane. So like Scotland's like set to play Morocco like this Friday, like this Friday coming up. So local business local businesses, like after like what happened in Boston, are now stocking up and hoping they're better prepared for round two of like of the fucking World Cup. Yeah, that's what I mean. They want to be better prepared than Boston was.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

Yeah, you don't wanna you don't wanna run out of booze. That means you're losing money. Yeah, exactly. You wanna make as much, especially the World Cup, dude. The World Cup brings in so much goddamn money. Yeah, it's crazy. And like I've never been a big fan. The reason I I've slightly been coming around lately is because like the World Cup, I've been watching videos, and it's so cool to see like the the blending and merging of all these cultures. There's one guy I follow on YouTube, he's a YouTube chef, and what he's been doing since the World Cup started is every game that they have, it will say it will be like Puerto Rico or like Mexico versus fucking Brazil or whatever it is. He'll he'll put a short on his YouTube and he'll be like, Alright, this is Mexican cuisine, this is Brazilian cuisine. I'm gonna combine them together and make one dish. So I think it was South Korea versus like Mexico or something. Yeah. And he created Bolgogi uh beef biria tacos.

SPEAKER_02 49:34

Ooh, that sounds fucking deadly, man.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

Yeah, yeah. So it's pretty cool. And like seeing that shit, I'm like, damn, like that was it was Bulgogi beef burrotaco. Yeah, so it was like South American or South Korean mixed with Mexican cuisine. Yeah. So he made beef bulgogi, and then he took that and he made they made that into birya tacos. Well, like isn't it bulgogi? They basically like fucking like it's almost like a not like a noodle, like a pasta. No. Bolgogi refers to a beef dish. Okay, I'm fucking retired. Um that's the thing. I might be wrong. Bolgogi might refer to like a traditionally with noodles, but as far as I know, it refers to the flooding. It's beef like wrapped in something. It refers to how the beef is um prepared. Yeah. Same with like uh like gochu jang, anything. It's literally just anything with go-chu jang paste. Yeah. Like it's just that. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. But pretty cool out of the World Cup's fucking pretty awesome. So how many more stories you got here?

SPEAKER_02 50:28

Well, dude, there's uh the give me give me your best. The best story, dude? You want the best one, dude?

SPEAKER_01 50:34

I want the best. Because I got a good topic we can get into here for probably like 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 50:38

Okay, dude.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

But that's okay. I'm cool. Let's keep going. I'm I'm chilling.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

Yeah, man, I'm chilling, man. Did you hear about the cornhole player that was arrested for murder?

SPEAKER_01 50:47

No. But dude, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's let's uh fucking pedal back here.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

Okay, it's so like where is this from?

SPEAKER_01 50:55

What country is this in?

SPEAKER_02 50:56

Okay, this is America, Maryland.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

No way! This is a Maryland. No fucking okay, okay. You know what? I've never been more in on a story. Let's go. Now get this. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

He's a professional corner a professional corner player from Maryland. He's facing murder charges after being arrested in connection with the fatal shooting. The catch, dude? He's a fucking amputee. He's an amputee, dude. How'd he fucking shoot this player?

SPEAKER_01 51:21

Wait, hold on. This happened back in the hole. No, hold on, hold on. There's too many more questions about the amputee thing. If he's an amputee, how is he doing courthole? Cordhole is a very like uh you have to stand up and throw a fucking sack. It's a physical game.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

Yeah, he's using his nubs.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

I'm so confused. He's all nubbed out, dude. I feel like this has been a this has been a it's been a frame job. I feel like they framed my young stumpy friend. This is a real fucking news story, dude. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is, but I'm sure they framed, they had to have framed them.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

Right, so like 27 I'll read the whole fucking little article that I wrote for here. So 27-year-old Dayton Weber was taken into custody after police say he shot another man during an argument inside of a vehicle. And according to investigators, several people were in the vehicle at the time of the incident. Witnesses told police the victim, identified as 27-year-old Bradic Wells, was shot while sitting in the front passenger seat. Authorities say Weber later fled the scene, and Wells was eventually discovered dead in a nearby residential area. Police tracked Weber to Virginia, where he was arrested at a hospital while seeking medical treatment. Wow. This motherfucking amputee went on the run? Yeah, he went on the run, dude.

SPEAKER_01 52:43

That makes sense. I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

He has his legs, he just has no arms. Oh amputee, you still have your fucking legs.

SPEAKER_01 52:55

Well, you didn't explain how much of an amputee he was.

SPEAKER_02 52:59

I told you at the beginning, this guy has no arms.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Oh, you did? I wasn't listening.

SPEAKER_02 53:03

Whoopsie, my bad. Sorry, he's got no arm.

SPEAKER_03 53:05

Whoopsie, sorry, my bad. It's all good. It's all good.

SPEAKER_02 53:07

But yeah, Weber is expected to be extradited back to Maryland where he faces charges, including first degree murder and second degree murder.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

That's crazy. I didn't know you could leave the state and be like not extradited. Don't they just extradite you from any state, like it's the states, right? Well, like fucking. They can just extradite you back to the state you're from.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:30

No states have no extradition law. Like that's countries, right? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

But I know I know like uh if you if if we if we commit a murder in a different state and you go flee to a different state, um, fucking.

SPEAKER_01 53:41

I think the biggest thing is just that the local PD is not looking for you. Yeah. So why would the PD in another province or another state be looking for you unless they're being told to? You know what I mean? Exactly. So it's like in this guy, I get it, I get it, yeah, I get it.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

But only those uh state marshals are the ones that are allowed to make the arrest.

SPEAKER_01 53:59

Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. Because again, people like the that's that's why it says extra, right? Because they could detain the guy and then bring him back to the authorities where he committed the crime. Exactly. And then he gets tried. Exactly. I don't know if like do they do that here in Canada? Probably. I have no idea. I haven't committed enough crimes to look it up, but probably.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

It makes sense because I have a cousin who's like literally like wanted here in Winnipeg for like a bunch of charges, and he fucking went to Alberta and like now he's like in Alberta, like making his like own like fucking like hip hop fucking like fucking like damn a record label and shit out there. Yeah, meanwhile, meanwhile, he's still wanted out here in Manitoba.

SPEAKER_01 54:35

That's this Canadian Cole Bennett. What in the fuck? It's kind of crazy. He's got all the Chicago drill rappers out there.

SPEAKER_02 54:42

What the fuck? And I am not saying his name. Um not saying his name.

SPEAKER_01 54:46

Steve.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

I'll just call him Steve for now. But how fucking crazy is that cornhole story?

SPEAKER_01 54:51

That's a pretty interesting one for sure. Never heard of anything like that before. Also insane that that guy's like, yeah, I'm just gonna leave.

SPEAKER_02 54:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:57

He's like, yo, I'm gonna fucking run my way out of here.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Like both of his both of his like fight and flight instincts kicked in at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 55:05

Do you think what do you think when he runs he still moves his arms? Fucking how people like nubs. I would love to see it. I'd love to see it.

SPEAKER_00 55:23

Dude, that's actually hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

I was like, dude, didn't he say that? Because I was like, fucking, I was picturing it while I was reading it. I was like, man, fuck it, how does this motherfucker run?

SPEAKER_01 55:32

Yeah, I mean he's got like he's gotta move like some kind of nut like you gotta get some kind of like aerodynamic thing in your body. So like he's gotta move nubs. You can't just run there standing straight. So he's like nubbing. Well, pretty sick. Here's another question. Does he move faster because he has less weight?

SPEAKER_02 55:48

Wow, what a great question. Is he never thought of it?

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Is he more aerodynamic now that he's fucking like I would agree. I would agree. I would have to say, you know what? I bet you he's probably thinking about cutting off other limbs. He's like, dude, I gotta cut off my fucking dick so I can run faster. Probably why he's a fucking professional core. How do you think he does?

SPEAKER_02 56:06

Because he moves so fast on his arms.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Better question. How do you think he does missionary? He can't literally hold his in their face. Just in their fucking face. How do you think a nub man does missionary? Do you think he's a strictly cowgirl guy? How does he finger? Oh, he's fixing all the time. Stop him. He's in the chicken wing. He's chicken winging her. He's chicken winging it. Oh, that's disgusting. The girl that he's with is a lucky lady.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

Fucking dude. I wonder if there's like fucking porn you could watch like that. Yeah, MVT porn. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Fuck maybe I'll slap on some later.

SPEAKER_01 56:44

Don't.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Not around you. Not around you.

SPEAKER_01 56:47

Nope, not even around me. It just makes you feel sad. Don't do it alone. I will go down a rabbit hole. I will go down a rabbit hole. You go down a rabbit hole?

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Yeah. I don't care, man. Fuck it. I'll go down a rabbit hole. You gotta piss so bad. You gotta hold this down for a second, okay? All right, man. Fucking go take your piss, brother. Go take your piss. We're gonna get set up for the next little bit here.

SPEAKER_01 57:07

Don't touch the towel. Whatever you do, do not touch that towel in there.

SPEAKER_02 57:11

Fucking put your cock on there.

SPEAKER_01 57:12

My ass, I told you earlier. Oh yeah, word, yeah. Rub my ass all over it. Um, okay, so we're gonna jump into the Spider-Man brand new day theories because I got a I got a whole gang of them on my phone. And you could you could jump in with whatever you want. If you got any thoughts on the opinion, let me know because a new trailer came out today, looks fucking insane. Starts with starts with Spider-Man fighting the scorpion and then like literally destroying him, like they're like fucking throwing him into a police car, some crazy ass shit. Like that shit was dope. Yeah, and like everybody's like, yo, he's definitely man spider. What if Speet Peter already has the symbiote? Okay, that's what me and Colton were talking about. Full black eye, bro. Where else have you seen full black eye but in Venom?

SPEAKER_02 57:58

Well, fucking also in the metamorphosis uh issue of the comics, an amazing Spider-Man. Uh uh Peter Parker goes to the show. Yeah, but we're doing brand new day.

SPEAKER_01 58:06

We're not doing that shit. Well, I know, I know. But you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 58:09

Yeah, yeah. And also the symbiote, um, the symbiote in the comics, it only attaches itself to to Peter's suit, and it's Peter's suit that fucking like uh gets um spliced with uh the genetics of of the symbiote. It only changes Peter's like um um his his persona is uh like you know the way that he holds himself. Yeah, so it doesn't change any of his genetics. No, not like how it does when it like when it uh when it connects to Eddie Brock, when it connects to Eddie Brock, it becomes one with Eddie Brock.

SPEAKER_01 58:39

But do you think that Marvel is out of the realm of even changing that just for the sake of having it? Like, I don't think they are. I think they're very easily in the realm of changing things to be like, no, this is the symbiote. Because hold on, if you're telling me so, get give me give me your theory of the end game of this, then he is the evolution, the the the mutation of turning into man spider. So then how does that end? How does that end? Well, what do you mean? He turns into man spider like that's the only way it could end, or Bruce Banner stops his mutation, which I think would be a little bit fucking lame.

SPEAKER_02 59:11

I I forget how it happens exactly, but I know that he does uh revert it. But the one thing that does stick is that he does have his like uh organic um web slingers like for the rest of his life, an amazing Spider-Man. He's he's it's all organic after that.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

Yeah, I don't I don't know how I feel about that, but it it could be alright. But like literally his eyes are all black in the beginning. He spaz, he's being aggressive as fuck. Yeah, where else do you see that? The aggression coming with the black symbiote, okay. That yeah, it makes sense. What is as soon as he slammed a scorpion into that car and was like, I don't know why I'm not feeling myself. I was like, uh symbiote, um you're you're clearly infected. And maybe they're doing the man spider thing, maybe they are, but like also it's like so where does that lead? Because then how does that even happen? It's just his regular mutation from being bit by the spider, or are they gonna do something crazy where they're like, oh, he's actually a mutant?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:05

Well, okay, let's go back for a second here. Remember that remember in Spider Noir where Nicolas Cage like fucking like uh Ben Riley says that he um fights the urge every day to like be human and like not be a fucking spider, and like fucking like uh those like uh those feelings of being a spider take hold sometimes and he had to learn how to be human. Like, what if that's what's going on with Peter right now? Like fucking.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:27

But that was also Ben Riley's character from Spider Noir being bitten by Man Spider. Yeah. So that shit makes sense. If this they never even showed it in the MCU how uh Tom Holland got his powers. Yeah, because they were like they were like, we're not doing the origin story.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:40

But we we know it was bitten by a fucking radioactive spider. Yeah, he wasn't. I'm pretty sure they say it in fucking like uh maybe No Way Home and the Talking Homecoming, man. Fucking the very the very first movie. I'm pretty sure he talks about how it happened.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:53

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I don't remember. That shit came out nine years ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:57

But it's like fucking, we all know the origin of Spider-Man. We don't need to hear it again or see it again. So we already like uh insinuate or assume that he was bitten by a radioactive spider because that is how Peter Parker becomes fucking Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:10

Yeah, I understand the foregoing of origin stories at this point in uh superhero movies because they've been cliche and trite at this point, but how like okay, that's just the big question is like so if he's just undergoing mutation after being bitten by the spider nine years later, yeah. I don't know how they're gonna explain that in universe. Because like I don't I I don't think I I I like how they're just like, yeah, he just got some mutations. I don't know, I don't know. I think there has to be a cause and effect. Well, uh it must be cause and effect because if there's no cause and effect, and if it's just effect, then where the fuck is the payoff?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

Uh in in the comic, uh in the in the metamorphosis issue of the comic, I used to have that fucking issue. It was fucking awesome. Um, it happens because this uh this villain, I forget the villain's name, but like uh he controls plants and stuff, and there's this pollen that uh Peter breathes in and it triggers his mutation.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:04

Okay. I don't know. Uh again, we'll see. Maybe they'll do that because they're probably doing like a crazy montage of him taking down superheroes or villains because that's what they did in the trailer where they're like recreating comics, comic shit. Yeah. A big thing that I seen also, so this is gonna jump into a couple of my later points. But so a big thing I seen, so this is what I see online, and I was like, I don't know, I kind of agree with that. So they've been recreating all these comic titles for this movie. Yeah. One of the most famous comic titles with Spider-Man is Spider-Man dying. Yeah. With Punisher carrying him over his shoulder, yeah, and then fucking him being resurrected, whatever, blah blah blah. But Punisher's in this movie. Yeah. How how how much do you think Spider-Man is gonna die at the end of this?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:53

Oh that's interesting. I mean Punisher could be in the movie for two reasons as well. Because like uh the the Punisher's first introduction ever in in Marvel in the comics was a Spider-Man issue.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:04

Yeah, it was him being hired to take out the spider.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:06

Yeah, he was he was hired by he was hired by the jackal to fucking take out the spider.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:10

Which also people have said that that is also gonna be the secret villain of the movie. That's possible. Or I got a theory, we'll talk about it in a bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:17

Yeah. And then like in that issue, like uh him and Spider-Man, like, you know what, the real villain is the jackal, and they team up together at the end of the issue and they fucking fight the jackal and they take down the jackal. Yeah, so like, and they become fucking friends after that, which is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

You think it's just gonna be like, oh, uh Punisher is there just to assist Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:35

Yeah, I think he's just there to assist Spider-Man. I think their friendship has already been established. What about the spider? Probably probably established through fucking Matt Rurdock.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:45

Okay, so how do you establish the screenshots that have come out that have shown uh Punisher, John Bernthal, standing right next to Sadie Sink's character, like they are in tow together? So do you think, hold on, this is a big question line. Do you think Sadie Sink is the big villain of the movie? Or could they have been doing a little bit of a blind side?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:08

Man, that's you know, that's a good question, man. Because I have like a we all know Sadie Sink is in the movie. We don't know who she is yet. Everyone thinks that's some theory. I'm pretty sure it might be Gene Grey.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:18

I have some theories about that that I almost want to not say it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

And like uh, it would make sense that it is Gene Grey, because you have this thing that fucking like nobody can see Gene Grey. It fucking like has like those like psychic powers, so she can fucking like enter your mind and shit. Like she can do that. She's like the most powerful fucking mutant in the entire world. Like, legit, she's the most powerful mutant, especially when like uh the dark phoenix fucking triggers and shit. She becomes like fucking like almost unkillable.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:44

So I so I got I got this right here. This is my actually my next point. So Sadie Singh is in fact Gene Gray. Yeah. But how are they gonna spin that if so you've you already obviously seen the castings? Yeah, they've brought back legacy characters from X-Men that are playing the same characters. Yeah. Cyclops, um, Nightcrawler. Where they're all gonna be in Spider-Man? No, they're all gonna be in uh Sear Wars and I know that, I know that already. So they brought back all these characters, all these legacy characters, Charles Xavier, James Marsden, uh Nightcrawler. Yeah. All the same actors. Yeah. How are they gonna go about saying, oh, this is Gene Gray when all these actors from previous franchises have been there with the other Gene Gray? How is that gonna make sense? Are they gonna are they are they doing the thing where they're like, oh, these are all the people from because and also you were saying earlier, or maybe I heard this online, they're like, oh, this is maybe how they could start the school of Xavier with Gene Gray. But how are they gonna start the school of Xavier if we've already seen trailers from Doomsday where Charles School of Xavier is being destroyed? There's a thing on the ground being like it's already for gifted children. The school starts with Gene. Are you are you are you familiar with uh

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

The Secret Wars um uh arc? Are you familiar with that arc at all? Sure, I love it. Well, fucking so like uh Doctor Doom like brings everybody like fucking from like different fucking like uh realities.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:11

Yeah, he brings them all to like a war planet, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:13

And like a lot of these characters are like fucking like from like different fucking like universes. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:19

So you think you think this Gene Grey is gonna be from a different universe? Probably from a different universe, yeah. How do you think she got to where Spider-Man is?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:27

Because this universe takes place in a different universe, it's separate. I always believed that the MCU was a different universe, and it's very adamant. What do you mean? What does that even mean?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:38

Different universe from what?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:39

It's the main universe. Well, like fucking the case, so like they're all the case, the kids so the call okay, so all all the comics are also like they take place in their own universe, and uh so I think the comics are their own universe, and fucking like the MCU's own universe, and like the whole like Fox universe is also its own universe, but they're all fucking interconnected somehow. And it's adamant in that way when you see Charles Xavier appear in goddamn fucking um um no no no no, he was he was in uh uh Doctor Strange. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So like um I think they're doing all that, and that's how they're going to connect all these um established characters and also re-establish already established characters.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:22

Maybe. I don't know. I feel like maybe uh Charles Xavier could be like uh I don't know what they're calling it. Maybe uh uh I might be getting the terminology wrong, but like an anchor being in most universes. So just like Wanda in every universe, she's the same character. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:37

Because like she's a constant, except she's not in the MCU because like fucking, like, she's not Magneto's daughter in MCU. But fucking like in the comics, she's fucking Magneto's daughter.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:47

That that's not what has to do with the point I'm making. The point I'm making is that she's still the Scarlet Witch.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:51

Yeah, she's that's a constant. That's that's that's a canon event.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:56

Her origin and her lineage have nothing to do with him.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:58

Yeah, it's like a canon event for Gene Grey is that she's always going to become the Dark Phoenix.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:02

Yeah, so I'm I'm just I'm just really not sure because uh there's so much stuff in this trailer that I'm like, I don't know, maybe she is Gene Gray, but like hold on. I I read online that she could also be um Rachel Summers. Yeah, that's true too. Gene Gray's daughter from the future. Yep. Which I think would make a little bit more sense. Because like, especially if they're bringing back all these characters, I don't know if they're bringing back the chick that played Gene Gray. Yeah, if it's in a different universe, why couldn't they, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:31

Well, I mean they uh well they can bring back uh the girl that uh that played uh Sasha from uh Game of Thrones because she played Gene Gray um in the um in the other one. You don't want that?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:41

Don't want don't want Sophie Turner in it. I thought I thought Sylvie Turner did a good job.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:44

Just she just got dealt a shitty deal with a shitty screenplay.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:47

I think I'd rather the original Phoenix. Yeah? Yeah, I think I'd rather uh the girl from Goldeneye, I forget her name. I forget her name too.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:55

She is hot as fuck, even to this day.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:57

Yeah, so I think she's too old now to do her own stunts. But that's the thing. Too old is something crazy to say because it's like they're still bringing back fucking Patrick Stewart. I guess he's in a wheelchair.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:06

What is God dude sitting in a wheelchair?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:09

Do you think all these actors are doing their own stunts? Well, what are you fucking retarded? Just Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan. That's it. Those are the two notorious people that do their own stunts. Everybody else is a stunt double.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:22

You've never seen a video of like Hugh Jackman doing his own stunts or fucking Logan?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:26

You'd probably terrified at the same time. But it's pretty crazy. Everybody has a stunt double. Everybody has a stunt double. So I'm saying is like these motherfuckers ain't doing their own stunts no matter how old they are. Second theory about Gene Gray is that she's Typhoid Mary. She's not Gene Gray. So Typhoid Mary is a big antagonist in the comics. So Daredevil, the Punisher, Spider-Man. She ends up becoming Kingpin's wife, his second wife. Yep. What just happened in the last season of Daredevil? His wife died. Wife died. Yep. She also is a leader of the hand at a certain point. And the hand is in the trailer. Hand is in the trailer. She also has basically very similar powers to Gene Gray. Yeah. Where it's telekinesis, telathy, like all the things.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:14

Which could explain like what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:15

Fucking like. Because like that's the thing. I would love to say she's Gene Gray. Yeah. But I'm like, how? Yeah. Because if they're bringing back James Marsden, are they just going to be like, oh, look, like you said, maybe a Gene Gray from a different timeline? Yeah. I don't know. I don't think that would fulfill me as much as if they wrote something better. Well, like then, because then that's what they could do with everything. They could just say, oh, this is this character from a different timeline. How does that stop them from just bringing back whoever they want?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:44

Well, like uh even though even though Kang's not around anymore because of what happened with uh the actor, what's his fucking name there? Like uh even though Kang's not around, like everything that happened with uh with Kang and all that stuff, that shit still happened. Like the splitting of the timelines and all that shit. Like all that shit still happened. Yeah, it's still canon. Yeah, still canon, yes. And like uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:06

I don't know, man. Alright, so I got another one here. Um Gene Gray is actually not bad and is helping the real villain. Or actually, hold on. I wrote this wrong. Gene Grey is actually not bad and is going against the real villain, who is, which I I I seen earlier when this movie was in production that he was possibly in the movie, which I thought was pretty cool. Mr. Negative. I heard about that theory as well. Mr. Negative has very similar powers to Gene influence, all the shit. Yes, yeah. Also, it brings up the thing where everybody has been talking online that um that the Hulk is Grey Hulk, which is obviously an homage to Hulk's original form, like originally in the comic books, Hulk was gray, they made him green, whatever. We've seen multiple variations of Green Hulk. Yeah, we've seen Red Hulk. Do you think Green or Grey Hulk in this movie is gonna be attributed to Mr. Negative controlling him, but absorbing all his color so he appears as gray? Ooh. It also makes him crazier. Also, another thing I wanted to bring up, which is myory. I like that one. I like that one. But how okay, so the MCU has been going on for 18 years at this point. Yeah. They've had so many movies, so many TV shows, so much shit that they've done. How long until it gets cliche? How long until they start reusing stuff that they've used in other movies because they are scared to do the riskier things that comic books offer. So, big example is in this movie, it seems that Hulk is gonna be mind controlled. Yeah. Which is Age of Ultron.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:53

Yeah, we've already seen that happen.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:55

Which is which is exactly Age of Ultron. Exactly. Yeah. Which is like a little bit kind of almost like on the nose for me.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

Or maybe he's or maybe he's not fucking uh being mind controlled. Maybe he's been like suppressed by Banner for so fucking long when that fucking shit goes down, fucking Hulk just comes out, he's in a fucking fit of rage. He's been fucking, he's been he's been in the shadows for too fucking long. Maybe and he wants to destroy some shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:19

Maybe there's also this thing that I read online, which I don't know if they'll do it in the movie, considering how they're gonna portray Hulk.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:24

Which is why Banner's so fucking scared. That's why he's repressing him. Fucking he's got that fucking like, you know, fucking like, oh, look up if this thing comes off, rah. He hints it in the trailer.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:33

That's the thing though. I don't even understand why he's like, I'm so scared, I'm suppressing him. The last time we seen Hulk, he was he they morphed into one smart Hulk. Yeah, he was smart Hulk. But he's like, I've merged my two personalities and now we're the one. And now he's like, can't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:50

Like, okay, I guess. It's another hint for me that it might take place in a different timeline. Maybe, but I don't know. The whole thing that happened in fucking um in Spider-Man uh uh No Way Home, fucking like all the timelines are splitting once again. Fucking Peter created a rift. Maybe he's in a fucking different rift, who fucking knows?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:09

I don't agree, but it could be good. Another thing that I read online, which I never it's a theory I made on spot.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:15

Don't gotta agree or disagree. I'm just fucking spitballing here.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:19

No, I'm gonna disagree.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:21

I'm gonna disagree. I'm gonna say no.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:23

I I hear it, I heard it come out of my mouth, and now I'm like, yeah, I kind of disagree with myself. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:28

If it's true, it could be good. Um the other thing I read online, which I thought was uh pretty cool, and it would be really nice homage if they added it because it would probably be a very quick scene. But it's that um, so in the comic books, Spider-Man in Civil War, his identity is outed. Yeah, he's fucking he literally takes off his mask because I was married.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:48

He's like, I'm Peter Parker. I'm Peter Parker.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:50

I'm proud of who I am. I'm doing this for Iron Man for the Scobia Cords, changes his mind later, turns to Captain America's side, but still at this point everybody knows who Peter Parker is. Yeah. So they start going after people he loves, yeah, that may get shot, put in the hospital, is almost dying.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:03

Yeah, and it also at that point, too, he's like, he's married to Mary Jane in the end. Yeah, married to Mary Jane, they're in love.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:08

So at this point in the comics, they like meet Mephisto or whatever. Yeah, he and Mephisto wants his love for Mary Jane and his marriage in exchange for the deal he's gonna make. And he says, Okay, with that deal though, I want everybody to forget who I am, because without that, this deal is pointless. Yeah, so he makes a deal, everybody forgets who he is. We're basically in the same spot we are right now in the Spider-Man Brand New Day movie. And then in the comic book, there's a very cool scene where he's uh he's he's Spider-Man and the Hulk is there. Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk, and since the Hulk and Bruce Banner are like two separate entities, yeah, two separate personas, when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk, he remembers that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Yeah, he says, Hulk never forgets. And he's like this 9-11 reference. He's like, shout out, yeah. He's like, he's like, I remember who you are. He's like, he's like, that'd be cool. That'd be cool to see that in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:03

Fucking that'll be that'll be awesome to see. I think it would be pretty sick. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking like so he's he's fucking like, dude, fucking have a whole like sequence in my head right now. He's fucking fighting Peter Parker. I mean, he's he's fighting Spider-Man in that fucking scene. Fucking Peter Parker's fucking mascots fucking removed somehow.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:20

I'm sorry. It's okay. I got excited. I know. I'm just telling you, stop. He said fuck three times, seven times.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:27

Are you taking a fucking massensus?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:29

I'm taking a fuck census right now. Are you taking a fuck census?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:31

And you didn't too many. Yeah, that was too many. Okay, it's like what if I'll try and cut it back. What if when uh Bruce Banner turns into Hulk and Hulk's like fighting Spider-Man during the whole sequence, right? And then somehow Spider-Man's mask gets removed and he sees Tom Holland's face, he sees Peter Parker, that whole that whole sequence happens, and like Hulk remembers, like, oh I know who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if that happens?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:58

I agree. I think it would be even just the same to uh Bruce Banner turn into Hulk and even see Spider-Man in costume and him be like, Peter. Yeah. Peter would be like, What?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:09

Like, nobody knows who I am. Hulk, Hulk always remembers. Like uh every everyone like everyone forgot. That's a good point. That is a good point because Hulk always does remember. That's very true.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:20

That's one thing. One thing I was I was reading online that I was like, oh, that's pretty cool. Um, so another thing, end of movie. Yep. Peter dies, resurrected by Black Suit. I don't really see it happening. You don't see it happening? I don't see it happening. You don't see him dying at all. I see him succumbing to his wounds. Because you know what, if he did die though, if he did die and they brought him back, do you know what else I would feel like? What? Endgame. Yeah. That's what they did. They killed all these characters, and then they brought him back. He can't re-kill Peter Parker. I just think it would be so cliche and a little bit trite, but I mean, who knows what they're gonna do. Another another one I got here is also based on Peter dying. Let me know what you think about this one. Let's hear it. Peter dies, yeah, and it's said that he is the anchor being of this universe and needs to be alive for it to be intact, which triggers Doom to come there, to die, doom to come there for the whatever they call it, the the like the thing event, the the the big event where like in Loki where like they've seen it and they were like, we gotta stop this. Yeah. So if Peter Parker dies, Doomsday's like, yo, this universe is about to collapse, and it's got Richard Franklin on it, who I need, yeah, to fix my face. Yeah. So he's like, yo, I gotta save this shit. I'm back in here.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:50

I do I I I do like that theory because like uh well, even in the comics, man, like Spider-Man's always a constant, and he's the one that has like the most interdimensional like comic book arcs without throughout the comics, which makes sense. You have like the spider-verse, you have all that fucking shit, and you have like all these like different iterations of Spider-Man. You have like fucking Ben Riley, who's the Crimson Spider comic book. I'm not talking about Spider-Noir, I'm talking about the comic book, Ben Riley, the Crimson Spider. I understand. Yeah, and you have like fucking like uh Spider-Noir, you have like you know, Miles Morales, you have like all these other like iterations of Spider-Man, and like he's the only constant, honestly, throughout the entire M like throughout the entire like Marvel Comics. Like Spider-Man is the only constant.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:35

Like uh I can see it, I can see it.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:36

Like so that kind of makes sense. And the the I do I do like that theory too.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:39

The biggest thing from earlier too, where I was like MCU using all these cliche tropes, and like all the same shit. I think the biggest example of that is Robert Downey Jr. being cast as Doctor Doom. Yeah, because it seems like almost like we don't got nothing else. Well, like I I also heard we need a familiar face. I heard that they're not gonna show his face. Yeah, apparently he's got masked the whole first movie. So like I'm fine with it, but like also it's like But also Robert Downey Jr.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:07

is a fantastic fucking actor. Like, why not bring back a fucking amazing actor that brought life that breathed life into Iron Man? And uh like not a lot of people like it blows in mind that like uh not a lot of people knew who Iron Man was a third movie. He was a third rate character, dude. Yeah, fucking like not a lot of people, not a lot of people knew who he was. It was nowhere near the top of the heap. Fucking like for me, fucking like I I used to watch an Iron Man TV show when I was a kid. Fucking like I Yeah, but you and seven other people, like it wasn't a lot of people watching that show. Like I had some comics as well. Fucking like you know, I I liked Iron Man. Iron Man was funny. I had an Iron Man toy, which is fucking dope, man. I had fucking like the fucking like little fucking goddamn fucking tone you could put inside the fucking suit and shit. I said F a lot. Sorry. Hey, glad you caught yourself there. I was thinking it. Yeah. You're looking at me.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:58

You're this guy says the F word a lot.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:01

I do, man. I get it from my dad. Have you not noticed like when you were talking to my dad?

SPEAKER_01 1:21:06

Your dad earlier was like such a gentleman. Such a gentleman.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:11

That guy's dropping F bombs left and right talking about it. Never heard him say fag once.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:16

Never heard him say fag once.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:17

But yeah, I get it from my dad. I'm sorry. I grew up in a in a household full of vulgarities. But uh yeah, but I used to have a toy of like Tony, and that you can put him inside of a Iron Man suit. And I also had a toy of uh Hulk where like uh you have like a little tiny bruise banner, and you fucking you put Bruce Banner inside of the Hulk's back and you can pull him out and it's all like shredded clothes and stuff. It's pretty cool. And they all came with like single-issued comics, which is which is awesome too. So I was familiar with Iron Man and all that stuff before Iron Man came out.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:49

That's good. I had no idea, dude. You know how my dad bought me? So not much. Not a ton. Don't make me sad. Not a ton, not a ton. Um, but yeah, I don't know. I don't think I have much more on Spider-Man because I think I've gone through most of the points. But so like the Funko Pops have been released online already, though. And they're the Hulk is gray. Okay, you know, okay, cool. I'm gonna pull up uh Hulk is gray. I'm gonna go on Google right now. And there's also an interview where they're talking about like Tom Holland, Sadie Sink, Gazendea, Jacob fucking Battalion or whatever, and they're like, Yeah, Hulk is green, and somebody in the interview is like, yeah, but there are other colors, right? And Tom Holland's like, I didn't say shit. He's like, I'm not, I'm not at fault for this one. You guys are fucking this up. Okay, let's go here.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:41

Oh my god, dude. Cade, yeah, Kate. So like um you do gray Hulk right here, and like, dude, on the box it says Grey Hulk. Okay, alright. We're diving deep.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:56

This is always like a big um a big thing to see because Funko Pops always release their shit super early.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:01

Yeah, and they they have like low-key spoilers behind their every time. Every every goddamn time. Every goddamn time. Grey Hulk. Okay, that that's the biggest spoiler right there. I think your Mr. Negative theory might be might be right.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:14

It's funny though, because they don't have any Mr. Negative Funkos. So, like, you it's otherwise like they're in tune with Marvel where they're like, you can't release this until it comes out. Yeah, or he's actually not in it. Well, like, why else would he be Grey Hulk?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:27

Uh what would cause him to be Grey when he's been greedy the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:30

Maybe just like the influence from Gene Gray, I guess, or whoever her character is actually gonna be. Like she can't be the dark phoenix already, man. That would piss up. No, she definitely fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:40

Definitely can't.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:41

She's too young. Yeah. I don't even think she's at the point where Xavier has suppressed her powers.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:46

Yeah. But then, like, why is she doing all this stuff for? Like, I'm like, she's like a scared fucking child when Xavier finds her. But there's also she's like just like she's a scared little girl when Xavier finds her. She has no idea what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:59

So you remember in the trailer there's uh uh I forget the actor's name, but the black guy that's talking to Spider-Man that's like the head of the control department, and he's like, You're the only one who can sense what is happening. Yeah. So that guy in the comic books is a giant, giant X-Men villain that hates mutations. He's the anti-mutation guy. So I think in the con or in the movie, they're gonna be like, oh, this guy is otherwise gonna be uh maybe a big antagonist. Doesn't he try and like create a serum that tries and like fucking like try to like uh he's the original of the cloning arc, yeah. So he's the original of the cloning of Spider-Man, which is a lot of people saying online, oh this guy He clones and he makes Ben Riley Exactly. Yeah, he makes the Crimson Spider. This might lead to that, but um I'm not really I don't know how deep they're gonna go with this shit because this is essentially what they've said is the start of another trilogy. Yeah. So this is another trilogy of new Spider-Man movies that they're gonna do, which I think is pretty crazy because Tom Holland just turned 30. This motherfucker's getting old. Well, Tony Maguire was in his 30s already. Oh, but like pass up the mantle, dude. Talk to them about doing fucking oh, how'd you feel about the suit?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:06

The suit looks amazing to me. I I I like how it's like a mixture of like all three Spider-Man. You know what I'm saying? It's a mixture of like uh Tom Holland's, it's a mixture of uh Andrew Garfield's, it's a mixture of Toyo Maguire's. I I like that. And I like how like it felt grounded. Like um you can see the wrinkles in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:25

Yeah, it looks like it's got some like wear and tear to it, you know, like it's been through some stuff that he's been like he's been using his sewing machine for apparently I've seen uh on on Theories Online that it shows in a shot or maybe a leak online that he has uh a stark fabricator. So yeah, he's fabricating his own suit. So he's creating it, but I think he's creating it in the style of from influence from like you said, Toby and Andrew. Yeah. So I he's he's definitely creating his own suit, but uh yeah, I wonder how far that's gonna go in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:57

Well, I I well I want to see the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. That's what I want to see. That's why that's why the ending of um of uh No Way Home got me so so pumped up, man, is because like we we see a glimpse of the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man finally. Like he's like sewing his own his own suit and he's swinging around New York, and like we see the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man finally. He's all alone, bro. Yeah. He's alone. He needs to go through that. That's a canon event. That's a canon event that cannot be fucking like uh you can't avoid that. It's a canon event.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:33

We gotta skip Spider-Man being sad.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:35

No, I don't want to see no sad Spideys though. We didn't get to see that in Andrew Garfield's uh because there's a you know his girlfriend dies. Well, yeah, at the very ending of the movie, but we don't get to see a whole movie of him being depressed. I felt it. I I felt I was depressed watching that movie. I was like, this movie sucks so bad. God damn, bro. You died? I was depressed watching that movie before his girlfriend even died, dude. I was like, this movie sucks so bad. It's terrible. Yeah, it's a canon event. But like uh, like you know, like uh remember like uh in um No Way Home where Andrew Garfield says to Peter, well Andrew Garfield says to Tom Holland, I became bitter and I stopped holding back my punches. Yeah. Maybe that's what we're also seeing in Brand New Day. Maybe we're seeing we're seeing a bitter a bitter Tom Holland style.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:27

I hope so. I hope so because they've always shown that in Spider-Man comics, Spider-Man movies, where he's always hold that's the thing. Spider-Man's always holding back. Yeah. Like he's so strong, but he holds back because he doesn't want to fuck these dudes up. Exactly. He's like, I want to put them in prison, but he's he could murder everybody. Dude, man, the guy can be a straight fucking killer straight up. Yeah, it'd be interesting if they showed like a little bit darker side of the character where he's like maybe fucking dudes up to an extent where he's like, Oh, I broke Scorpion's back. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have done that.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:57

Also, how cool was Scorpion's suit?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:00

Pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:00

I thought it was pretty cool. I liked how it looked grounded too. Like it's like on like a landish. It's not like a giant, like campy scorpion outfit. It's like, you know, it looks pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:11

Also, like Michael Mando going from being in homecoming to never being in another Spider-Man movie until this one nine years later is crazy. Yeah. I mean, he's kept he like he's in all. He was too busy uh doing uh Better Call Soul. Yeah, that's gonna say he's very he's very good in that show, but like I'm sure if Marvel called him, he would have been like, I'm coming, yeah, I'm back. But yeah, I don't know. We'll we'll really see how it goes.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:34

I don't know how much I got how crazy is it? How crazy is it that uh his like the his breakout role, his breakout performance wasn't even live action, it was boss and far cry three, dude. How insane is that, bro? It's actually kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:51

Yeah, well, he's the greatest video game villain of all time, I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:55

Yeah, but that boss fight was anticlimactic in the city.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:57

Well, the whole game was anticlimactic where you finish half the game and then you kill Voss, and then you're like, oh, so the rest of the half of the game is killing another dude? Yeah, why would you not keep this guy as the main villain?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:08

You kill Voss in like some like weird, like psychedelic like uh like trip, is it? Yeah, well, that whole game is a psychedelic trip. Yeah. Far cry three was the best one. It peaked Far Cry Far Cry peaked at Far Cry three, in my opinion. Uh disagree. What what do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 1:29:24

What are you saying? Uh I thought Far Cry four was alright. I didn't think it was the best, but they did add like the gyrocopter in it, yeah, which was which was sick for traversal, especially in those big maps. And then Far Cry Five uh was in Montana. It was in the United States. I know, yeah. So I I fuck with that one. Have you played Far Cry Two? No, what am I? 70?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:47

Far Cry Two is where it peaked, man. Yeah, that's the malaria one, right? Like, yeah, dude, like uh in Far Cry 2, you pick up like guns and like if they're old, they like jam on you and they break and shit. And also like uh there's like this thing too, like if you get shot, you have to like dig the bullets out of you and stuff. You break your finger, you get your fingers back in place. Yeah, that and all the other ones too. Not in all the other ones, didn't have it in Far Cry three, and they did not have to do that. No, they don't. You haven't played that game in a while, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:13

They don't you're not digging. They don't, man. Yeah, they do. 100% they do. That's one of the big things about that game is when you're when you're in cover and you heal yourself, he fucking pulls out a knife and he just starts slamming bullets out of his arm. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:25

Maybe I'll I'll I'll have to play it. It's been a while. I don't remember that being at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:30

Yeah, I know that that's definitely a main thing. Maybe they started in Far Cry 2, but they've continued it throughout the whole franchise, and in every single main line game since then, that's been a thing where you heal yourself and they just aggressively like other it depends how you've gotten hurt. So sometimes if you get shot, he'll pull the bullet out with a knife. If you get burned, he'll wrap himself with a band. Oh, yeah, with like gauze and fucking yeah, there's there's they definitely do that in the games. Damn. Okay. Also, like I think those games are really cool because they introduced um what was it in the fourth game, where if you start the game and you're playing it, and then at the very beginning, the main guy, Peg and Men, is like, yo, I'll be right back. Don't move. And that's where you start the game. Like when he's like he's like, I'm gonna leave, I'll be right back, and you have to escape the compound you're in. Yeah, but if you put your controller down for like 10 minutes and you wait for him to come back, it immediately he immediately because he's like your brother in the end game, like he turns out to be your actual half brother. He flies you to where you want to go and the credits roll.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:29

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:30

There's a way to skip the whole game. Yeah, that that's a that they started it in that game and they've carried it on through I don't know if they did in Far Cry 6, but in Far Cry 5, they do the same thing where you start the game and you're going to this cultist compound in Montana and you're trying to arrest him, and then there's a point where you're supposed to press a button to put the handcuffs on him. And they make it a lot shorter in the fifth game, but if you don't press any buttons to put the handcuffs on him, it takes about three or four minutes, and then like there's a cutscene where like they're like, Okay, I guess we just can't arrest him, and you guys walk him back to his house, and then the credits roll.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:03

That's wild.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:04

Yeah, yeah, they they have really cool Easter eggs in those games, which like I still fucking dig. Also, like I mean, I don't know. Far cry five Far Cry three was peak, yeah, but I still think Far Cry Five is worth playing.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:17

I uh I stopped after Far Cry 4 because I I felt like so like disappointed. I was like, man, this kind of feels like rinsewash and repeat. It's Ubisoft. Yeah, it's Ubisoft, exactly. But uh I did hear like Far Cry Five was pretty good. I heard like also I heard Far Cry Six Far Cry Six sucks. It's not very good. They added like uh the only good thing was like uh Giancarlo Esp Esponita or Esposita or something.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:41

Which which he's literally he's literally in like maybe 20 minutes of the whole movie or the whole game, because like so what they do is they uh he's in the game, but they add up to certain points where say you'll beat like so you'll have regions in the game, yeah, and then you'll beat that region and beat that region boss, and then you'll move on to the next one. Yeah, and then in between that they'll show Giancarlo Esposito being uh being a terroristic villain character, but never really anything that interacts directly with your character. So it just feels like they're just showing him just to show him. There's there's really no point, it's mostly just like, yo, guess, guess who we got? Like he feels like a secondary antagonist. Uh well not even a secondary antagonist, just barely a a main antagonist. Like the whole movie or the whole game feels like you're just running around these, like I think it's in like South America, you're running around these islands and you're fucking up all these all these jungle dudes, but it's always just the the sub-boss of the main boss. Yeah. And I don't know, it feels anticlimactic for sure. Which I well, you know what you know what's crazy? I almost had the opposite opinion earlier when I was talking about Far Cry 3, where they killed the main dude halfway through the story. Yeah. And maybe they've learned from that where they're like, okay, we can't do that anymore. But maybe make the main villain interact with your other characters a lot more. Yeah. So it seems more impactful.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:04

I feel that. But like uh even even though like Voss like died like halfway through the video game, his his presence was so impactful that it started it jumpstarted this guy's like legit his whole entire acting career, dude. And like look at him, he was it, he was in fucking better call saw, and now he's the scorpion, like he's in the MCU, all because of Far Cry, which is actually predicted.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:26

Definitely where he popped off. And I think what they did with Far Cry 6, which I didn't finish, but they did DLCs for the last three Far Cry games. So there was a DLC for Voss. Yeah, there was a DLC for the guy from the fourth game, the villain, yeah, and there was a DLC from the guy from the fifth game. So you could play these DLCs, and they were all I think they were almost like fever dreams, like drug trips where you had to go through and like confront these past villains. Yeah, which I thought was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:52

Far Cry 3 had that one uh bullshit DLC that had like nothing to do with the main game. It was like some like retro like 80s style.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:00

Are you talking about the literally the best DLC that Far Cry has ever released?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:03

It was a great DLC. Yeah, it was awesome, it was so fun. Like it was so great. It's literally the best, but also it didn't feel like a DLC. It's like, man, why didn't you make this into an actual game? Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:16

Well, they also they also they did that with all their DLCs. Lots of their DLCs are like very like out there and very odd, but I think Blood Dragon was the one that people uh resonated with the most. Yeah, me especially, um, because they did uh they did another spin-off game from Far Cry Five where they sold it as a full price game, essentially. Yeah, and it was like uh it was like a game in between a game, essentially, I think. Like like so the end of Far Cry Five. You haven't played it, I'm still I'm gonna spoil it. I haven't played Far Cry, but you end Far Cry Five and the villain wins. So the end of the game of the of the villain. So bleak ending. Yeah, he's trying to set up a bleak ending? Yeah, he's trying to set off a nuclear a nuclear bomb to turn the United States back to like uh the stone ages. Yeah, so at the end of the game, he hits the bomb, he destroyed he kills everybody. Yeah, but you eventually like hide in a shelter or some bullshit. But this one, I forget what it's called, a Far Crist something, but it's like a game in between five and six, and you play in the apocalypse of the fifth game. So it's like 20 years later from the fifth game, but it's the apocalypse of the United States. So you're playing through and you're making weapons that are like makeshift weapons. There's one where you got like a sawblade through. I can I can get behind that.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:32

I can get behind that, man. Because like Far Cry always the very from the very first game, it always started off outlandish. Like the very first game, have you ever played if you play have you played the first game? Okay, so like you're this uh photographer on a boat with your wife, storm comes in, you wash up on this like island, you can't find your wife. Turns out the island is like this like secret, like uh this like super secret, um, government ran uh like gene splicing goddamn place. So there's like monsters and stuff in the in the trees and shit, and you get powers, and it's ridiculous. That's the first far cry. That's the first far cry game, dude. There's like mutants around in the bushes, and you're fighting goddamn freaking like uh like secret agents in the woods, and you have powers you can like you know jump in the air and smash on dudes and like have superhuman strength and shit. That's the first far cry game. Damn, yeah. What console was that on? Fucking thing. That was on uh Xbox and PC. No P no PlayStation. It wasn't on PlayStation. It wasn't on PlayStation.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:36

Yeah, yeah, I don't never play it, but I would I would uh I don't know how we got on this conversation. Oh yeah, Michael Mando. But definitely, I don't know, definitely play it. I don't know. You don't buy it on sale. That's the thing. Buy it on sale. Yeah, we gotta buy it by sale.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:48

Basically, like in the first Far Cry, you're trying to find your wife. Like you washed up on shore on this island that's like rampant by like this like uh like a government ran, yeah, like I said, you're trying to find her, and then uh yeah, there's a mad scientist on the island, you know, like Dr. Monroe kind of shit, making making mutants. Yeah, yeah. And you're fighting me.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:06

It's such an interesting uh uh plot for the first game, considering the second game is like super grounded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got malaria. That's the second game. Get medicine, yeah. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, they definitely evolved that franchise into something that is um monumental, I would say. Like that franchise is huge. Yeah, especially that third game. Do that, I don't know. We keep keep glazing that shit, but that shit is the best. That shit is when they I bought that game because I seen a trailer for it. Yeah. And they had like uh they had a uh a hang glider. Yeah, they had like a wing suit. Yes, and they had all the first person interaction in that game that was so fun and cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:48

And like uh they also had like the best the best hunting through all the other Far Cry games, I feel like, even though I didn't play past four.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:55

It will well, I mean, the hunting in that game was pretty basic. They get way more deep in it in the other games, which is like I could not care less to even do any of this. You've sold me. I think I think I might, I might, I might download Far Cry 5. Yeah, I mean, just make sure you get it on sale. Um, I forget what the other one's called, but the other one, like I said, you know how you were like, I can get behind the other one because it's like post-apocalyptic, like makeshift guns and shit. Yeah, I can I can get behind that because it's out there. Almost don't get behind it because they sold that shit as a full game, and I think it's like 12 hours of story. Okay, okay. Yeah, it's very short.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:29

Well, there's some why the reason why I say I can get behind it is like, oh, I was expecting like mutants and stuff. Like, because like the first Far Cry game had mutants and shit. Yeah, yeah. Like there's like giant like monsters and stuff that you're fighting in the first Far Cry game, dude. Yeah, it's just it's just like scavengers and shit in this this other one. Fucking crazy. Hey man, so like uh there's this word that we use all the time. I don't use the N-word that much. It's called dude. The word dude. Uh-huh. So the history of dude, like uh, this is like so wild. Like a dude is a word that's been used like uh from like every single white man throughout the entire world of the history of the word dude. But I had no idea the word uh dude like dives so deep. It dives so deep, man. So listen to this. So like according to language experts, the term dates back to the late 1800s. The 1800s, bro. Okay, I thought it was like 1970s fucking lingo, bro. For real, I thought it was like 1970s, like 1960s lingo. So it blew my mind when I when I found out that date. Didn't know Shakespeare created the word dude. Dudet. Uh the duderism. Okay, so according to language experts, the term dates back to the late 1800s in New York City, where it was originally used to describe fashionable young men who were known for dressing extravagantly and trying a little too hard to appear sophisticated. So dudes start off as a fucking insult. So, like, why like why are all these men like why are we calling each other dudes?

SPEAKER_01 1:41:13

Like, why are we calling us like I don't know? I sneak diss you. That's what it is, bro. I've always known the the correct definition. I've always known the origins, and every single time I called you dude, I was literally sneak dissing you.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:25

Every time I called you dude, I was like, yo, this is my dude, he's my bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:28

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, but I'm sorry, uh it went that way.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:31

But so basically, like back in the day, like they were making fun of like 1800s like hipsters. They fucking they're they're making fun of like the hipsters in the 1800s.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:39

I mean, I don't think they've ever been not make fun of.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:42

Oh my god, dude. It's it's crazy. But yeah, researchers believe the term may have been inspired by the character Yankee Doodle. Yankee Doodle Dandy. Yeah, dude. Yankee doodle dandy, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm blowing your mind right now. Shut up! Yeah, so like he famously tried to make himself look more refined by sticking a feather in his cap. Like Yankee Doodle Dandy. Of course, I get it. Yeah. What started as a joke, eventually, you know, it caught on, and before long, the word dude was being used all over the city of New York in the 1800s. Like this. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:24

That's honestly my to see the to see motherfuckers walking around like gangs in New York, yeah, calling each other dudes.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:30

Yeah, yeah, they didn't Swattenskriz any at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:34

I think that's one thing they accurately missed out with the time period. He's a dude! Yeah, like like destroying rocks in the hell, dude. Leonardo Capri was running around calling motherfuckers dudes.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:44

They called them dandies. They call them dandies. True. Don't call them dudes.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:49

Wait, when was that movie based? In the 1800s, man. 1800, what? Aren't you a Scorsese fan? Don't look it up. I thought you were a professional.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:58

I am a Scorsese fan. I am, but I need to know the exact date. Fucking that. I know I know it was like during the time like where all the Irish were like uh like flooding over into uh into uh New York. Yeah, it was like during the Civil War, and like immediately they get off the boats and they're immediately drafted, yeah, go fight for your country. Yeah, like that's that's real shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:15

Yeah, your your your name is not Mick anymore, it is Brian.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're gonna go fight for your country, boy. Yeah, they just got off the boat, which is insane. What do you mean? Do you want to live here or not? I know it's insane. Okay, so like I want to find out what year, uh what year was Gangston New York. Because yeah, they you're totally right. They should have been calling these motherfuckers dudes. I know it's like 18 something. 1863? Okay, yeah. They should have been using the word dude like a lot. Like a lot. Like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:49

Quite frequently across the entire film. Yeah, I don't uh maybe maybe uh Scorsays he was like, no, that's too weird because they call everybody dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:57

I don't care how historically that's why they use the word dandy a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:00

I don't care how historically accurate it is, that is odd. Yeah. I mean, it it does take you out of the viewing because not many people know that this term is that old. So if you watch the movie and they're calling everybody dude, you're like, the fuck is happening right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:14

And then when you hear the word dude in a movie, your mind immediately goes, Big Lebowski. No, goes, dude, where's my car? For me, it's the Big Lebowski, the dude, the dude. The dude is classic. Dude is classic. Dude, man. Come on. He's the dude, bro. He's the dude, bro. Sometimes there's a man. Well, sometimes there's a man. And I'm talking about the dude here. Pretty good Sam Elliott.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:39

Yeah. Not gonna take credit away from that. Pretty good Sam Elliott. You know what? Thank you, though. Nine out of ten.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:47

Thank you. Thank you very much. Fucking listen to this, Ray. Listen to this. It's more about the word dude, man. Because like when I when I read this shit, I was like, man, I gotta write this out. It's a word you and I and all every all of us friends use it a lot. Uh-huh. So, like, no, so the term later made its way west where it became associated with wealthy city visitors who traveled to ranches looking for an authentic cowboy experience. That's where the term Dude Ranch comes from. That's why Blinkway two had this album called Dude Ranch, which is I I it blew my mind. I had to dive deep into that shit. I was like, so that's why it's called Dude Ranch. Their fucking their second album. It's called Dude Ranch. I had no idea why until I read this.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:32

Mind blown. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:35

And uh those vacation destinations eventually became known as Dude Ranches, a name that stuck. By the mid-1900s, the word had taken on a different meaning as it spread through various communities across the United States. Over time, it became less about fashion and more about camaraderie and familiarity. Eventually, surfers and skateboarders in California embraced the term, helping turn did into the laid-back catchphrase that exploded in popularity throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Today the word is used by people of all ages and backgrounds, often as a greeting, an expression of surprise, or simply another way of saying friend or homie or whatever. You know? Not bad for a word that started out as an insult aimed at overdressed New Yorkers. Interesting. Strange story from India. Strange stories are making headlines out of India this week, including one involving a court hearing that was repeatedly interrupted by explicit videos. A virtual hearing of the Delhi High Hor of the Delhi High Court had to be shut down after an unknown person allegedly gained access to the online proceedings and played obscene content multiple times. Court officials removed the intruder after the first interruption, but the person reportedly managed to rejoin and disrupt the hearing two more times before the session was ultimately ended. Authorities have since launched an investigation into the incident. Meanwhile God damn, what is this, Channel 7? Meanwhile, a voter in West Bengal is drawing attention after allegedly pretending to have a disability in order to skip a long time uh in order to skip a long line at a polling station. Witnesses say the man appeared to have difficulty walking when he arrived and was allowed to move to the front of the queue. However, after casting his ballot, observers claim he walked away without any noticeable issues. The man later admitted that he exaggerated his condition so he could vote sooner, saying he didn't believe he had committed a crime. I mean, how good was that?

SPEAKER_01 1:47:57

Come on, come on, come on, that was pretty good. I like I like it, it was pretty good. I I I I like the guy who is trying trying to cut lines with his disability. That's respectful. That's respectful. What else are you gonna do with it? Also, what else are you gonna do with your faking it? Yeah. Guess what? What's that? I use AI to jerk off correctly.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:22

Now we're talking about jerking off, man. Listen to this.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:25

Oh no. Listen to this what story have I fallen into now.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:29

The US Supreme Court has upheld a Texas law that aims to stop minors from accessing online pornography in a ruling that could have wider implications as more states roll out similar rules. The decision came down six to three with the court split along ideological lines. After an adult entertainment industry group challenged the law, that group, this free speech coalition, argued that while nobody disputes that kids shouldn't be viewing explicit content, the law creates privacy and free speech concerns for adults by forcing age verification that could involve personal data and potential security risks. Nearly half of US states now have some form of age verification some form of age verification law in place as lawmakers try to keep up with how easy it is to access explicit material online through phones and other devices. Some major adult sites, including Pornhub, have already pulled out of certain states, saying the technical and privacy requirements make compliance difficult. Texas defended the law by arguing that modern technology makes age checks more practical than in the past, comparing it to ID checks used in physical adult stores that have previously been upheld. The Supreme Court has dealt with similar issues before, striking down earlier attempts at internet censorship. But leaving room for less restrictive approaches like content filtering. The ruling is expected to influence ongoing legal battles in other states where similar laws have already been challenged in lower courts.

SPEAKER_01 1:50:14

Okay, and uh how do you feel about that? Because I feel like this is the first time we heard about this, and I've known about this for a while.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:19

I've known about this for a while too, but I wanted to talk about it because like, man, I've watched so much porn as a child, man. You're gonna get a rob a young man of like a rite of passage? You're gonna rob a young man of a rite of passage, dude. I think they should.

SPEAKER_01 1:50:32

I think they should. Because porn has rotted your brain as it has mine. Yeah, but you're robbing a young man of a right of passage, man. Your right of passage should be be able to watch porn when you're a certain age. I don't think you should, as soon as a child has access to a telephone, they should be able to get onto any website they want. That's the big thing that all these states are trying to do is that, oh, depending on what state you're in, if you want to access these explicit materials, you have to upload a picture of your ID, which is like Texas, Florida, lots of these southern states are doing it. And it's like, I agree and disagree, because I'm like, bruh, if I'm there, I just want to jerk off. Yeah. But also, like, I get it, where it's like, if I give my son, who is eight years old, a phone and I don't have the correct parental restrictions on them, even if he's in fucking poor. That's the thing. Even if I didn't seem full penetration. Even if I did, I'm sure these kids have ways around these parental kids are smarter than we are, dude. They're the and they're growing up with this and this this uh technology. Yeah, um, no, I would be I would be uh uh disconcerted with uh what my son is watching, but I also I I I'm I'm on both sides because I'm like I it's crazy. I've heard lots of comedians because they they travel all over the world, they travel all over the United States, and they're like, yo, if you go down to the southern states, yeah, you can't watch porn.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:49

Can't watch porn, you can't check off your hotel room, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:53

But you can't watch porn on certain websites, that's how it goes. So the big thing you read here was that is the big site that everybody watches, porn and is is that they're the website that's cracking down on it. Yeah. Fortunately, for us, there are many, many websites you can go to.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:11

Well, in Canada, fucking like uh porn is uh legal throughout the entire country.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:15

Even in the States, this article is only referencing that one website. Yeah, so that means only that one website is really cracking down on it. If you go to any other pornographic website, I can guarantee you there's not gonna be an age restriction. Well, D. So if you're a young man out there and you need to see some clit. Fucking I'm a I'm a big kid.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:36

Hip up X NXX. And then the bell boy is there visiting him. He now isn't a bell boy anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:42

He works with his ice cream boy. Ice cream boy. Yeah, he moved up in the world.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:47

Moved oh sideways. Yeah, or sideways. Yeah, yeah. It depends if he's driving an ice cream truck. He may move up a little bit. He's mobile now, driving around.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:56

Mobile now, yep. Closer to um hanging out with friends. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:03

Um then he goes there and he gives him a bottle of whiskey, which I assume is whiskey. It's Ireland, it's a bottle wrapped up in some fucking paper, you know. So I'm I'm assuming it's whiskey. It's Ireland.

SPEAKER_01 1:53:15

And he was drinking whiskey the night he tried to kill himself, so it makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:18

So then from here, Albi Oh, the bellboy's name is Albi. Dismembered his name. So Albi, he uh he tells Ohm that the night that Ohm insulted him in the at the bar, uh Um Albi went into Ohm's room and filled his flask up with mushrooms. He spiked him with mushrooms, which also is a little playback to the beginning of the movie where Jerry tells him that people can only see these things while on shrooms. You gotta be closed-minded to not see them. At the beginning of the movie, uh obviously Ohm was skeptic, so we don't really know if the witch is even real, or if he was just tripping balls the entire time on mushrooms. Don't really know. It's kind of ambiguous, but uh Mal is still missing, and Ohm does have the bruises on his wrists where the chains were, but it's kind of like you know, up to interpretation. If were Jerry and Ohm kind of just tripping balls, I have no idea.

SPEAKER_01 1:54:18

Yeah, I don't know. It was uh when when that when that came at the ending, I was like, oh okay, that's interesting. So yeah, I wonder. I really do wonder, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and say that it all happened.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:30

I think it all I think it did happen.

SPEAKER_01 1:54:32

It all had to have happened, like it all had to, but I call Hokamon one thing in the movie. What's that? One main thing in the movie that I take that I take quite umbrage with. What's that? So if throughout the whole movie this man is on mushrooms, yeah, why is he falling asleep so much? Okay, that's true. You know what, man? One thing I've never been able to do sometimes when I'm on mushrooms is sleep go to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:00

Yeah, when you do feel kind of like when I do mushrooms, I do feel kind of tired. Like I'm yawning a lot, like, but then it's like it's a mushroom yawn. It's not a real yawn. It's the mushrooms that are.

SPEAKER_01 1:55:10

This guy's not laughing enough. He's not laughing enough. He's fighting literal demons. There would have been some giggles. There would have been some giggles going on. At least a couple.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:17

At least a few. Even if you're by yourself in a creepy ass room, there would be a few giggles.

SPEAKER_01 1:55:22

Yeah. The door creaking, I would be like, ah, holy fuck. Yeah, that that lady crawling up the wall, I'd be like, oh, that's kind of funny. That's hilarious. But yeah, that's one thing where I was like, okay, if he's high on mushrooms, the old movie, how is this motherfucker sleeping? He just It's like, come on, dude, no, you're tripping. You're tripping balls. You should not be sleeping.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:42

Yeah, I don't know. It was a good movie.

SPEAKER_01 1:55:44

I liked it a lot.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:44

I liked it a lot too. And that's how the movie ends. Yeah. Muggy finds out, oh, I was on shrooms. Oh no, then he then he uh he writes a hopeful ending for his conquistador novel. It's uh it's more it's more hopeful, and it's not as cynical as it was at the beginning. Coming full circle that he used to be cynical, but now he's not anymore. He has hope now. Yeah, all of his trauma is gone.

SPEAKER_01 1:56:07

Even though the in the story, the conquistador, like the little boy that he was gonna kill, he makes him he's like, No, you kill me, and then the little boy's like no, throws it away and hugs him. And I'm like, dude, that conquistador doesn't give a fuck about you, bro. He's gonna kill you five minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:22

And then the bottle lands next to a skull.

SPEAKER_01 1:56:24

Yeah, where they're like, oh, hope.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:27

Yeah, hope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:56:29

Yeah, it was it was alright. Just the whole if we're on mushrooms thing, we're not sleeping.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:35

Yeah, that's yeah, I don't, yeah, I agree with you on there. Because like if I'm doing it, I'm bugging like I'm up. I'm up until it's like worn away.

SPEAKER_01 1:56:44

Until until the trip is gone, I'm awake. Yeah, besides all this allegory for everything is an allegory for trauma nowadays. No there's no real ghosts, if you want to think about it that way, no witch. It's just like him just coming to terms with his trauma and guilt, and that other guy, Mal, was still hiding it away in the basement because he killed somebody, so he had to be taken. Yeah. By God. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:10

Maybe he ran away. Who knows? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna keep diving into it, but I do because I do think everything happened. I think he was only susceptible to all the things that were happening in that haunted room because of the shrooms.

SPEAKER_01 1:57:23

Yeah, well that's what they're kind of getting at, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:57:25

Yeah, yeah. Cause like Jerry that's how Jerry was able to see Fiona. Yeah. Was like because he was haunted shrooms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fucking, yeah. All in all. Um what would your review be?

SPEAKER_01 1:57:38

Um, I would give it probably less than most people think. I think it was great. Um, but I d I I think I'm sick of the trauma allegory, to be honest. Yeah. That's every movie now. Every every every artsy um horror movie is like it's really just about trauma, man. It's really just about trauma, bro, and guilt, and like, you know, you gotta just accept it, bro. And yeah, pass.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:11

Do you think like hereditary hereditary like fucking like repopularized like trauma in horror films? Maybe. Like, you know, I feel like I feel like you are right. I mean like every single like modern horror film these days, like trauma. There's like some sort of trauma.

SPEAKER_01 1:58:27

That's all the artsy ones anyway. Yeah, that's for sure. Uh maybe like uh I definitely give it a watch for sure. Adam Scott's pretty good in it. Pretty small cast, so he kind of has to be. Um maybe like a six and a half. Six and a half? Maybe like a seven. Oh like an eight.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:44

Okay, I don't know. I was gonna give it an eight out of ten. Yeah. It's good. Yeah, maybe it's definitely definitely not as good as Obsession. Yeah. Obsession was definitely the better movie. Um, so like um my review, I liked like, yeah, I guess like I agree with you with the whole trauma thing. It's like something I didn't really realize until you pointed out. Like, yeah, most of these modern day horror films are allegories for trauma.

SPEAKER_01 1:59:04

It's good, that's the thing. It's good, but that's I'm also not like the biggest like horror. I'm not I don't love horror movies because I find they all are just uh it's all that now. Yeah, it's all an every every every movie that everybody's like, this is a good horror movie, that's the movie. It's like it's an allegory for trauma, and I'm like, I guess. Yeah, I guess it's all of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:26

So like what I really liked about it was like it was like a blend uh of like uh all these like different like horror subgenres. You had like atmospheric horror, you had psychological horror, you had folk horror, and you had like supernatural horror all blended into this one movie, uh which I really liked. And I thought I felt it was really well shot, like well directed, especially like uh the scenes in the hotel room that we were talking about earlier, how like the camera's like moving from like side to side, like showing the rooms, like you know what I mean? Yeah, and then like that that one shot was cool as fuck. He's in one room, he's going to the next room, all of a sudden, the mom's following him. I thought that was really cool. So, like, yeah, all in all is well shot. It was uh well directed. I felt like the I felt like it was well acted too by Adam Scott as well. Adam Scott knocked it out of the park, he was really good. It's strange to see him in a more serious role because I haven't watched Severance yet. Oh, yeah, you should. It's great. Yeah, I heard it's really you know what?

SPEAKER_01 2:00:21

You've convinced me. 10 out of 10. I'm convinced. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Best movie I've ever seen. Best movie of the year. You've got to change your score. I'm it what do you mean, bro? It's how I feel. It's how you feel. 10 out of 10. I was gonna say 8 out of 10. Must watch. And you know what? I changed my obsession score. What? 11 out of 10. Oh, fuck okay. Curry Parker is our generation's Curry Barker. Don't ever make another one like that. Never. Never best. Don't you guys ever talk about him though? Oh, fuck you. Um, it was good though. I liked it. Yeah. I'd watch it again.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:00

I would watch it again, too. 8 out of 10 for me for sure. 8 out of 10.

SPEAKER_01 2:01:04

I'm still going with my score 10 out of 10. So everybody's just not. Obsession's 11 out of 10. Word, okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:09

Nobody get mad. What did I give Obsession? I think I gave Obsession like a fucking nine out of ten, or it was like 9.5, or like an 8.5.

SPEAKER_01 2:01:18

You gave it a low score. I was like, that's crazy. That was you that gave it a low score. I was like, man, like that's that's that's wild work. Uh yeah. No, no, obsession's now been moved to an 11. This movie's a 10. Um, yeah. Mortal Kombat still a whatever, a two or whatever I gave it. You gave it like I think you gave it a three. A four. Four. You gave it a four.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:43

I think you gave it a five, actually. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I give it a six point five. You gave it like a five. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:01:52

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