GAYTORADE

Episode 11 of the Just Clownin' Podcast is here: GAYTORADE.

Sean and Ray kick off the brand-new Weekly Dragon Talk by breaking down the latest episode of House of the Dragon. Is it insightful? Debatable. Is it entertaining? We'll let you decide.

We also debut a brand-new recurring segment: Fun Boxed! Sean and Ray go head-to-head in a movie trivia showdown that will continue week after week until one of them can finally claim bragging rights.

Elsewhere, the boys swap messy bathroom stories, call each other out on their bullshit, discuss Supergirl and whether it could be heading toward superhero flop territory, and Ray introduces Sean to a very... special kind of drink.

And finally, to whoever knocked our rating down to a 4.3... your mom's a hoe.

As always, it's two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes. Grab a beer, have a laugh, and thanks for listening. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:07

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are live on the Just Clowning Podcast. Well, not really live, you know, the episode's gonna come out in, you know, a couple weeks. But I am Sean, and I'm here with my good pal Ray.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

Sean's got such big energy right now. I feel like he's I'm literally sitting a foot away from him. I feel like he's yelling in my face. Your energy is your energy is massive today, brother.

SPEAKER_05 0:37

You're literally just yelling in the mic earlier. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about? They didn't hear that. Yeah, okay. That was off mic, dude.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Anyway, Raymond Collis here, live in the flesh, fucking down to get one of these steamy apps popped out, dude, for your guys' listening pleasure. Oh. We make ear orgasms, dude.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

A little eargasm for you.

SPEAKER_05 0:58

Fucking nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned eargasm.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

So, um, as per usual, I guess we can uh start off by saying thank you guys for listening. Rate, comment, subscribe on Spotify, Apple, iTunes, um, Amazon Music, where you get all your other podcasts from. That'd be great. I was checking, I don't know if Sean has access to this. This is probably off-mic topic, but I was looking at our Spotify the other day, and I think it says we have six reviews and we're sitting at a 4.3 stars. So one of you motherfuckers out there has already sabotaged our perfect five-star podcast.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

What the fuck? You know what's crazy? It's only our friends listening. So one of you guys secretly doesn't like us.

SPEAKER_05 1:42

I don't know. I mean, it's possible that other people are listening to one of you guys are hate watching.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

I mean, I'll after this, you can show me how many downloads we got on last week's episode or yesterday's episode, and I'll tell you exactly who which one of our friends are listening. I can name them off. I guarantee it.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

I wonder who sent us that fan mail. Like I I got I got it like straight through BuzzPro, too.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

It's gay and I like it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 2:05

Sounds like any one of our friends. Could have been literally any one of our friends.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Also, here's a here's an ongoing bit we could do on the podcast. We have uh we have a close friend that we were hanging out with maybe a couple weeks ago, chit-chatting, talking about the pod, and he was like, Oh, yeah, so I kind of realized that you haven't told one single story about me on the podcast yet. And oh, hold on, hold on. That's the thing is I think it's even funnier if we don't say his name. I'll tell stories about him and not say his name. So I'll I'll give you a hint of who it was. And I told you when you got to the event where we were at that he had this feeling. I already know who it is. Okay, yeah. So I'm gonna call him tomato. Tomato. Do you understand? I understand. I could call him onion as well. Onion sounds good to me. You get it? I get it. Okay, so we I think we should do that on the podcast. Our our good friend broccoli. Fucking dude, I've done mushrooms with broccoli so much. Broccoli's been like a lifesaver for me, dude.

SPEAKER_05 2:58

I heard like one time tomato, he saved my life too.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

There one day. Dude, I was in a creek, tomato literally pulled me out of a creek, dude. I was high face down in the creek.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

Tomato said, get out of there, buddy. That same day, that same trip, I ate way too much mushrooms, and like tomatoes saw I had too much shrooms in my mouth. Yep. And he took the shrooms out of my mouth and he ate them for me.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

But thus let's no, hold on. Let's you you're really toning it down a bit. You passed them from your mouth to his mouth with only your mouth. You guys didn't use hands. It was it was a pure snowball. I fed them like a baby bird, like a like a lesbian, I think, that just got cum in her mouth. I don't know. We were snowballing mushrooms. Yeah, like a like a like a guy that's not sure what his sexuality is, so he's eating his own cum, aka you. Fuck you out there.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

But, anyways, they don't make friends like they make tomato anymore.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Nah, dude, broccoli, he's fucking the best. He's the best, dude. Um, but anyway, my favorite onion. I was thinking about that on the when I was at home. I was like, dude, he's talking about how he just always, he's like, oh, you guys haven't told a single story about me on the podcast yet. And it's like, I think we should start telling stories about him, but never use his real name.

SPEAKER_05 4:08

All right, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:10

I know he listens to the pod, so he's gonna get a good chuckle all the time.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

I actually used him as a reference for get to get a job yesterday. Oh, really? I said, You're my fastest talking friend. Can you lie for me? He said, No problem. I said, sick. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 4:22

Yep. Well, again, he actually got a hold of me there the other day and he was like, I think it's time for us to find a place of our own, Sean. It's like, well, he already has a place of his own. I think he wants to be roommates. Yeah, and it was that's an idea. I mean, it would be a pretty solid idea. I need to get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

Yeah, I mean, it's a solid idea when you both don't have kids and you're both single, but when one of you has a child, it's a little bit crazier, especially with your common lifestyle, your 16-year-old boy lifestyle.

SPEAKER_05 4:49

That is very fair. That's why I'm like on the fence about it. Like uh, brother-in-law there, Colton's like, that's a recipe for a disaster. The two of you living together.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

It's like, yeah, well, you know, don't knock until you try it. That's what people said about this podcast before we started, too. Look at us now. Look at us now.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

Episode 10 and ongoing.

SPEAKER_05 5:07

Exactly. We're on episode 11 right now. We're recording episode 11.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

Yeah. Um, so uh yeah, I mean, how was your week, man?

SPEAKER_05 5:16

My week has been pretty good. Um, what's her face is completely out of my life. Just want to, you know, give the listeners that, you know. What's her face? What's her face, yeah. I don't know anybody named What's Her Face.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

Fucking you uh it starts with an A. Say her name! Anyway, so she's out of your life. Um, like that's good. Yeah, yeah. Fucking well, like uh I'm not I don't want to be and be too snarky right now, because that's my immediate gut response is to be like, oh yeah, for how long? That's my immediate response is to be like, oh yeah, until you get fucking horny and then you start sending her dick pics and be like, yo, actually send me that video, you get slammed again.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

Holy shit. I think it's actually like pretty, pretty, pretty concrete this time.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

That's good.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

But yeah, besides that, a week has been pretty solid. I've been watching a lot of anime, like a lot of anime.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

Like what, like hentai?

SPEAKER_05 6:07

No hentai. I'm not quite there yet. Okay. I haven't graduated to hentai yet. Sure. It's something I could totally see myself getting behind.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

I mean, sure, dude. I'm not if you're gonna tell me you haven't perused, it's fine.

SPEAKER_05 6:19

I mean, I it's all good. I perused when I was a child. And maybe like you were a child. Jesus Christ. Warning. Like, yeah, I've been watching like a lot of samurai anime and a lot of cyberpunk anime. Right now, I I finished watching um Ruru Oni Kenshin, which is fucking dope. Hell yeah. That fucking so good.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

You watch it subbed or I watched or dubbed subbs all uh can't do it. It has an authenticity from can't do it. Sometimes I like to look away from the screen and just still hear what's going on, and sometimes I've tried watch shit uh dubbed or yeah, subbed, and then I'll be like, I'll be watching, and then I'll look away for a second, and I'll be like, oh yeah, I actually don't understand Japanese. So I have to constantly look at the screen, and I'm like, nah, my ADHD doesn't allow that. I'm just like looking around the room trying to find something else to do.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

I feel like I watch a lot of like Japanese shit with like with just subs where I could like start just like learning Japanese.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Yeah, that's might be the dumbest thing you've ever said.

SPEAKER_02 7:15

We're gonna try it with all the subs one day and be like, I can understand what they're saying. Yeah, I just I also like I'm not a big fan of Asians, so I just like watching that stuff just makes me it makes my skin crawl, dude. Makes me want to go back and like relive a Vietnam vet's life.

SPEAKER_05 7:31

If you're dating an Asian woman, what you're dating you're dating an Asian woman. Dating? That's a strong word.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

I mean, we live together, we have a kid, but dating I've been on a date in years.

SPEAKER_05 7:46

Anyways, yeah, fucking yeah, anime, fucking playing a lot of games. Me and Lucas and Darcy finally beat the DLC for Elden Ring Night Rain last night, which was dope. We cheered so hard, dude. It was fucking a beautiful moment. It was a very beautiful moment. Probably woke up my dad. My dad probably got pissed off. Probably because I literally screamed. I was like, fuck yeah! Woo! Fuck I went hard.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

At what time? It's like 11. Okay, yeah. He's still an old man. Yeah, he's still an old man. He went to bed around like nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you bang your mom for like an hour, and then it's 10. And then he's like, fuck, dude, I'm so tired. He smokes smokes a cigarette in the bed because he's just a badass. He's a 1920s gangster. Doesn't smoke cigarettes though. But after he bangs your mom, he's like Okay, fair enough. I mean, I would.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Um, yeah, no, yeah. That that's cool, man. I'm glad you guys beat it. Congratulations. Thank you. I beat um on the on the note of beating video games. We were talking about Tomb Raiders so much on one of the episodes. Yeah. I was like, I gotta play one of these games. Yeah, that was like two episodes ago. So I played the latest, like the one that came out like 2018. Yeah. Played that one, beat the shit out of it. It was mid. Mid? It was all right. Mid experience.

SPEAKER_05 8:58

The tombs were fun, but the whole storyline was just mid. But what about the rating? Was the rating fun?

SPEAKER_02 9:03

The rating?

SPEAKER_05 9:04

Yeah, you know, rating, you know, the tombs and the rating of the teams.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

Oh, I thought you said rating with a T. And I was like, like the rating? Like, I'll know, I give it a seven? Okay, well that two, yeah. No, the rating was good. The tombs were the tombs were fun. All the tombs were built well, good puzzles, but like the story was just doo-doo garbage. Shit. But yeah, it's alright. Word. It was alright. It was fun. I mean, it was what it was. Hell yeah. So what else you get up to? Huh. Besides that, not much. Not much. Some anime and some video games.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

Anime, video games. Work. Work was slow. Nothing really to write home about. Yeah, just you know, just average shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Banging dang dangs, fucking chogging whiskies. Actually, not that much.

SPEAKER_05 9:48

Not as much.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Actually, not that much. You know how I said I was doing it every like four days? Now it's only two. Actually, like that's pretty accurate. That's yeah. Man, it's crazy how much I just am inside your head. I'm just a fucking I'm a I'm a psychic, dude. Okay, and you are a psychic. Um, no, that's cool, man. I'm glad you had a nice little week there. Fucking hanging out, watching some anime, yeah, jerking off some Teddays.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

Okay, I still haven't heard anything back from my job interview there, so I don't think I got the job. Which is like whatever. Sometimes, you know, you you you you you win some, you lose some.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Yeah, it's also it's also I've learned I've learned this my whole life, job hunting, that like don't put all your eggs in one basket, because that's definitely it's like generally sometimes it's not gonna work out. Yeah. I had uh speak chaos. I'll tell you about my week, even though you didn't ask. Well, I was I was gonna ask. I was just kidding. I'll just fuck with you, I'll just fuck with you. Um, so I gotta I technically have a job. I have a job offering, somebody offered me a job, but it's that of it's a very sketchy job. So it's it's I don't know, it might even be sketchier than the last one I was working at. So yeah, so it's bar, it's a bartending position at the McLaren Hotel. Oh no, dude.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

My uncle got shot in that hotel. Dude, I killed your uncle in that hotel. Well, he survived, but he got shot.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Yeah, so 100% got shot. Different Bouviers, my bad. I've been taking out Bouviers for years. Uh no, so I went to the job interview, and like the guy I got there, went in the back, and the guy was like, Looks, look, man, I'm not gonna mince words. Our clientele is like basically homeless adjacent. Like, there lots, we have 150 people that live here, they're good people, but like lots of them just come down here to drink, and like sometimes you just gotta kick people out. He's like, he's like, Yeah, it is what it is. He's like, But guess what? He's like, You're not gonna make very many tips. But at the end of the month, when their social security check hits, these guys be tipping like crazy. Yeah, I don't know. So he he email he emailed me today and was like, Yo, you got the job, I'll put you on the schedule next week if you want. But I didn't message him back because I also, so on the previous podcast, I said I called this ad that I found on Khajiji. Yeah, and it was St. Benedict's Monastery, yes, which was like an old people, like uh like a like an old people home. An old folks home, yeah. Yeah, and my the story was I called them, the old lady had a funny answering machine, blah, blah, blah, whatever. You guys have heard it. So I was applying to jobs last night, yeah, and I had favorited the ad on Khajiji. So it showed up in my favorites, and I was like, oh, the ad's still posted, like it's still live. So I was like, I'm gonna just apply or respond to the ad and see if I get a response back. So I respond to the ad, I get an email back yesterday being like, I need two references and your resume. So I I phone our friend Tomato. I say, Yo, tomato, I need your help. And then he he gives me a reference, my other friend gives me a reference, I give my resume. They email me today, they say, Yo, can you come in for an interview on Saturday? So I don't know. I also have a job interview for it's only a three days worth of work, but I have a job interview on the 29th to work at the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Oh shit. Yeah, word. So I I really, even though it's only three days, I really want to get that job because then I probably won't have to buy tickets to go there.

SPEAKER_05 13:03

Yeah, you can literally just like fucking like listen or watch.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

Yeah, well, like listen while I'm working, essentially. Exactly. Like, I think that would be sweet, but that that does sound like a really sweet gig. Yeah, so I got an interview for that on Friday over Google Meet. So I'm gonna slam that out. Watch some Better Call Saul. What did I watch? I watched Begonia yesterday for the first time.

SPEAKER_05 13:22

Oh, what'd you think?

SPEAKER_02 13:23

Movie was amazing. What are you talking about? I liked it. Movie was incredibly liked it until like the fucking final moment. Why, dude? It was awesome. The whole time, the whole movie. I was like, what if she is an alien though? I was like, I know this guy has been molested and he's been brainwashed and he's all fucked up because he's on the internet echo chambers, but what if he's right? But it's the it's that final scene, that final sequence just looks it just looks so dumb. Why? They kill everybody on earth, but the bees persist. That's the movie, dude. The movie starts with bees and ends with bees. All in all, the last shot is a bee persisting on a begonia. That is, and and like the whole the whole movie is about like, yo, does this is this planet better off without humans? And essentially it's like, yeah, it is because guess what? Life continues. There's dogs still alive, and the whole thing, like, she's like, she's fucking she's the emperor, she pops the bubble on the earth, kills all the humans in one second. And then it's I thought the montage went on too long, but some of it was pretty funny. Like, there was a scene where there was just like a dude on top of a girl missionary, and he was banging her and they both just dead. I was like, I mean, accurate. Yeah, I don't know, dude. I thought the movie was awesome. Jesse Plemens in that movie is fucking crazy good.

SPEAKER_05 14:29

He was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

He's such a manic psycho.

SPEAKER_05 14:32

Actually, fucking both him and Emma Stone. Emma Stone's great in that movie. Great. The performances were awesome.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

Dav Rosalki is great in that movie. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was good. I thought it was really good. I thought it was really, really good. The music also in that movie makes you feel like you're going insane. Like the music is so intense in that movie that you're like, whoa, dude, I'm having a fucking episode right now. It's like, dono, dono, dono, dono. It's like, Jesus Christ, dude. He kills his mom with anti-freeze. Fucking hardcore, dude.

SPEAKER_05 15:01

Man, his like little like tarted out freaking.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

Shoots himself in the face. After after they chemically castrate themselves, oh my god. I was like, dude, this movie's fucked up. This movie's fucked up. And then and then she's like, she's like, yeah, I'm sorry your mom was a drug addict, but and our medication killed her. And it's like, dude, this is this movie is deep. Yeah. Great movie. We have to rewatch it.

SPEAKER_05 15:26

I remember I remember like I remember I do remember liking it up until like the final five minutes.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

Yeah, trust me, the ending, the ending is silly. It is definitely silly, but I'm also glad that the movie like went there. Cause like you don't see lots of movies doing that. You see lots of movies at like a typical movie like that would end with ambiguity, would end with, well, is she an alien or isn't she? Yeah. She would just go back to living. And this one was like, no, dude. She's a fucking alien. Alien, dude. I don't know. I thought it was crazy. Well, I think the big thing that that keyed me off was like, um what she put him in the like I didn't, I was still. That's the great thing about that movie, too, is you could very well almost still be skeptical until she puts him in that cupboard and explodes his body.

SPEAKER_05 16:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

Because like until then, you're like, she could still just be playing this guy. She pulls out a calculator. Yeah. You're like, she's fucking with him. I thought I thought he's fuck with him 100%. And then, yeah, I don't know. And then she jumps out of the ambulance and I'm like, this bitch is a fucking alien. What the fuck? And then she gets back home and they're like, they're like, yeah, we couldn't contact you because you didn't have hair. And it's like, dude, he got everything right.

SPEAKER_05 16:34

He was writing about everything.

SPEAKER_01 16:36

I was like, I was like, that's actually I don't know. I fuck, I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

I'll have to rewatch it. I'll have to rewatch it. That was good. It's it's definitely like like I didn't hate it. I didn't hate the movie. I'd give it definitely like a seven out of ten for me. Yeah, I'd give it to being honest.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

I'd give it you'd probably give it higher than that. Yeah. Yeah, I'd probably give it like an 8.5 at least.

SPEAKER_05 16:58

I mean, there is a reason why I was nominated for Oscars and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Yeah, for Oscar time nominee.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

So I mean, like, yeah, I mean, like didn't win, but that screenplay was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 17:05

Dude, man, that's pretty awesome. Jesse Plemens is absolutely menacing in that movie. Usually Jesse Plemens' demeanor in in TV shows and movies is he's the calm dude. Like he has such calm acting that it like kind of makes it uneasy.

SPEAKER_05 17:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

And in this movie, he's like manic crazy. Yeah. And he's like he's exposing so like he's his exposition in the movie is like inside. I don't know. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it heavily. Definitely more than I enjoyed Disclosure Day. I haven't watched it yet. Which I have seen, and I will give a brief spoiler review. Go for it. Wait until it comes on to streaming. Do not go to the theater. It is not worth it. Um Coleman Domingo's good in it. Um, who's that other chick? Emily Blunt Emily Blunt? Yeah, I think it's Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt's really good in it. The other guy's kind of mid in it. The whole story's kind of mid in it. Like the CGI in it's kind of fucking stupid. There's one point where, like, okay, I thought this was gonna be like a grounded movie about aliens being revealed to the public. Yeah. I thought it was gonna be super grounded. Yeah. Dude, in like 30 minutes into this movie, they're like one of the dudes. Um, fucking, what's his name? I don't know, British actor. Fucking beautiful. Um, but beat him beautiful. Beautiful British man.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

Um, I know, I know, I know. Beautiful British man. That could be anyone.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

Let's just say Jason Stater. But no. So he great, he grabs this alien technology, it's like a wand, and he holds it tight, and then he can like mind control people from a distance. And like, and then there's another guy who holds one and he turns invisible, and then like Emily Blunt holds one, and she like turns everybody invisible, and like, ugh, it's just fucking it's so sci-fi bullshit that I was like uh pass, pass weird, and the mute that's the thing. I don't know. It's watching a Steven Spielberg movie, you're like, damn, he really plays all the same music in all his movies. Like John Williams, let's go. It just sounds exactly like every other one of his movies, and I'm like, I don't know, it was all right. I didn't think it was that good. Maybe like a five out of ten. Was John Williams the guy that did the movie? Probably, I didn't even check, but it probably was because it sounds like literally every other Spielberg movie, and you're like, I'm not fucking searching up. Okay, I guess. And yeah, there's some parts of the movie too that are just so stupid. Like there's one part where they uh they're being chased by like basically the the cops, the FBI, whatever, the big bad quote. Like the men in black almost. Yeah, exactly. They're being chased by the men in black, but it's literally in the movie, it's explained as oh, there's this one company who has been monitoring and keeping alien technology since the 60s. And it's like, are we gonna act like we're just like that technology that company could exist in the world and nobody would be like, hey, what do you guys do? Like, like, what do you mean? I don't know, just there's so many plot holes, and uh anyway, they're getting chased by them. They like lose them in like uh in like uh sand dunes or whatever. They're like running away from them, they got a little lead on them, and there's sand behind them, so it's blowing up dust, so they can't see. So they but they get to a cliff face and they're like, no, we can't go any further. So they jump out of the car and they put a they put a rock on the fucking gas pedal and they drive the car off the cliff and then they go and hide behind a rock while the while the man in black sees sees goes and looks over the over the edge. And while they're looking over the edge, it sh it pans back, and the two people that are running away are literally just standing behind a rock watching them, and I'm like, why are we running? Who is there any urgency in this movie? Are you guys trying to get fucking murdered?

SPEAKER_05 20:34

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, it's all right. But dude, guess what? The music is by John Williams. Yeah, that checks out. I just pulled it up. Yeah, it checks out.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

Um, yeah, so I mean, definitely wait to go see it. It's not the best.

SPEAKER_05 20:48

Yeah, I'll probably wait for it to like wait to download it for sure. I mean, like it kind of sucks. Like uh, it is disconcerting because uh me and Colton were like anticipating this movie, and I've seen like nothing but like people saying basically what you've just said. I've seen like a lot of people like saying like the exact same thing.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

It's mid, it's mid. I've I've seen a lot of people say online, and I agree with this sentiment that this movie should have came out ten years ago and it would have been way better and way better received. Yeah. But like and also like, oh yeah, I don't know. They do they there's there's not uh yeah, I don't want to say anything too much without spoiling too much, but it's all right. Like it's it's it's the definition of all right, and like don't pay for it, just wait to download it or something.

SPEAKER_05 21:28

It kind of sucks because like yeah, like ET was great and Close Encounters was great, and like he's like finishing off like his like uh his um uncredited alien trilogy with disclosure day. You know, that's what he's like basically like doing. Bro, I got a pube in my mouth. What the fuck? Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

No, that was even pussy last night. Oh shit, worse. Yeah, dude, your mom. Oh fuck you Fu dude. Did you really have a pube in your mouth? That's probably mustache. Every time any small hair is in my mouth, I'm like, ew, pubes. Ew, no, pubes. Get away from me. Stop. Okay, what else did you watch recently? What else did I watch recently? Well, I was going to watch um. I was going to watch uh Toy Story 5, but we didn't. Yeah. How come? Um, I think we were just chilling Father's Day. We were going Father's Day, but then we were like, nah, let's just chill. Cause Erica. So I bought I was gonna go disclosure day Saturday by myself because Erica was like had to go out to like a wedding party or something. I don't know. She had something for a friend. Yeah. So she was gonna go out. So she was like, she's like, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna bring Andre. I was like, okay, well, I don't want to sit here alone. So I was like, I'm gonna go to this movie. Yeah. And she's like, okay, sounds good. And I was gonna go like early in the day, so I could go when she was gone, but like every every time I went to go buy tickets for this movie, it was only showing four times at the theater, and every every viewing was sold out basically, except for the last one, which was not 9 45 at night. So I bought one ticket and I was like, Okay, I'm going to this movie. She's like, What time? I was like, like 9 45 p.m. She's like, I'll be home by then. Uh I can come. I was like, I mean, if you want. I mean, if you fucking want to come, I guess. She's like, Yeah, I would love to. I said, Okay, I'll buy your I'll buy another ticket for you. So he went, it was all right. Got a nice little pretzel dog. But on the topic of movies, since we're still on this topic, yeah, I have a fun little game I would like to play with you, Sean. Oh fuck yeah. You were telling me about this there the other day. That's fucking fun. Yeah, so I've developed a little game here. Well, then maybe not develop, but I've I've concocted a little game here. We're gonna play it. And um, so it's gonna be called so this is gonna be a review off of Letterboxd. You know what Letterbox is, obviously? Yeah, yeah. Okay. And then you just gotta guess the movie from the week from the fun review. All right, let's go. Okay, and I I really should have done this better. So I think next week, if we if this goes well and we want to do it again, um, whoever's hosting, I think what we should do is like devise like four clues, and then you get like varying amounts of points for how for how quick you get it. All right. So like maybe five clues. If you get it on the first clue, it's five points. If you get on the second clue, it's four points, and then we'll keep going like that. And if we want, this could be like a season-long game that we play against each other. Oh, fuck. One week you create the game, one week I create the game, and then we go head to head and we see who gets the most points by say like 30 episodes in or something.

SPEAKER_05 24:25

Alright. I am 100% down for this.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

You're in? Yes, I am. So, like I said, this wasn't planned as well because I only thought of the point system today. And what are we calling the game? The game, I don't know. The title I gave is way too long, but I don't know. We could call it um, we can call it uh fun bogs.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

I like fun bugs. I love fun bogs. Like fun box a lot. I like fun bogs a lot. This is not about vaginas. But it could be.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Okay, oh look, geez cheating already, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

For these pornographic movies.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Okay, okay. So the first your first clue for your first movie is this is just a regular day for lesbians. Cellman Louise. No. Okay, and also all these movies I've picked to for obviously movies that you have seen. Yeah. Like, I'm not gonna pick a movie that you haven't seen. Sucker punch. Nope.

SPEAKER_05 25:21

Average day for lesbians. Lesbians, lesbianism, lesbionics.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Yeah, and I played this with Erica last night. I was like, am I making these too tough? Because I don't know, like, we'll see if you get some of them, but like, I'd like, I think so. I think the best way to do it is if we do it again. Because I've made them funny, but I think at a certain point, if you don't get them and we get to a certain amount of clues, I just give you an easy clue so you get it. And that's what we'll do here. I could just pull up letterbox and do it real quick. Lesbians. Fucking birds of prey, bro? Nope. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

Oh, you want to pull it up while you're still guessing shit, man. Fuck it. Tell me if tell me when you want another clue. Give me one more clue. Okay, one more clue.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

It's a movie about lesbians.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

It's not really about lesbians, but nobody take this in any way, but blank looks exactly like if Dave Franco and Charlie Kirk had a baby.

unknown 26:14

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

I'll read it one more time for you. Nobody take this in any way, but Blank looks exactly like if Dave Franco and Charlie Kirk had a baby.

SPEAKER_05 26:29

I'm trying to picture an actress that looks like fucking Dave Franco and fucking Charlie Kirk having a baby. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

No idea.

SPEAKER_05 26:40

No idea.

SPEAKER_03 26:41

Okay, so you want another clue?

SPEAKER_05 26:42

Yeah, one more clue. Give me one more clue. Okay. One more clue.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

So I this one might give it to you. That's why maybe I only wrote down three for this one. But if it doesn't, I'll I got letterbox open. I'll give you a couple more. Okay, word. As a film lover, I was thrilled. As a cat lover, things were harder.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

Oh, oh my god. It's not cat woman, is it? No. No. As a cat lover. As a cat lover. There's cats in the movie. There's cats. Um it's not obsession, is it?

SPEAKER_07 27:16

Whoa! Ding ding ding!

SPEAKER_04 27:20

Sean!

SPEAKER_03 27:22

Gets the answer! It is obsession!

SPEAKER_04 27:25

What do the lesbians have to do when they do this?

SPEAKER_03 27:27

So I think it's just because like they're so toxic to each other.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

I think that's the review is like this is just a regular day for lesbians. This is how we treat each other. So they treat each other like Nikki treats Bear in that movie.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

And Bear's the one that looks like Dave Franco and Charlie Kirk had a baby.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Okay, we're all right. That's the one I took of. Okay, fuck it. Alright. That's the one I took out. Yeah, okay. Uh that was pretty good. That was only three clues. Um, what was it? It was the cat one that gave it to you, right? That's the one you got stuff of? It was it was that was the last one I gave you.

SPEAKER_05 27:56

It was definitely the cat thing.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Yeah, yeah. Well, it was maybe a combination of all of them. Maybe the lesbian one didn't help, but the lesbian one did not help.

SPEAKER_05 28:02

The last the the previous one definitely helped. And then the last one definitely. Especially like as a film lover. Like, you know, I love this movie, but as a cat lover, yeah, I think it's I think hard.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

I think it's best to I think that was a good round because like the the this is just a regular day for lesbians is like it funny.

SPEAKER_05 28:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:18

Alright, you ready for the next round? Fuck yeah, let's go. Okay, round number two. Round two. Not a cop in sight. Just people vibing and committing crimes. Not a cop in sight, people committing crimes.

SPEAKER_05 28:39

That's not the purge. Not escape from New York. People committing crimes. Bunch of cops. No, no cops in sight. No cops in sight. No cops in sight.

SPEAKER_02 28:56

I think I think maybe we'll start to develop more rules for this too. I think it should be like maybe three guesses per clue. Okay. No cops in sight.

SPEAKER_05 29:04

Give me another clue. You want another clue? Give me one more clue, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Give me another clue. Here we go. Okay. This one just says catch up. I don't know if that helps, to be honest. Because I was like, maybe that was too easy.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

I got a couple more clues. I gotta read them.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

Because this other one, this other clue that's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 29:31

I know the dialogue and that would be like the back of my hand as soon as it said catch up. I was like, okay, it's pop fiction. It's it's it's fucking um it's Mut Thurman's joke. Okay, so it's the punchline to her shitty joke.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Definitely should have left that left that for one of the last ones. Now I know to leave quotes for last. Okay, so this was the other clue that I had. Like watching a smug child eat his dessert before dinner, and every time you try and stop him, he says the N-word. Jango and chained. See, but that that that's what I thought you would have guessed. No, that's still the same clue for Pulp Fiction. Oh my god. Yeah, I was just I'm just because I wrote down four clues for this when you got in two. So fuck yeah, deadly. Okay. Okay, wow, we're going pretty good here, folks. How's everybody feeling at home? Everybody get a glass of water, make sure you spay a new to your pets. We're having fun here on Funbox.

SPEAKER_07 30:20

Funbox.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

You ready for round number three, sir? I am ready for round number three. Okay. Was absolutely not ready for this to be one of the funniest movies of the year. Weapons? God damn it!

SPEAKER_07 30:37

I got it, didn't I?

SPEAKER_02 30:39

First try. Oh my god. First try. Okay, I'm that's it. We're going harder now. Yeah, I thought there were some other good ones, though. Another one was Yes, cunt, make them kids work. I thought that one was pretty good. Uh, and then never letting anyone touch my hair again. Gladys. Okay. Um I mean it's R-rated Looney Tunes. This is round number four.

SPEAKER_05 31:14

Round number four. Alright, the question was R-rated Looney Tunes. Yes, sir. Sausage party. Fuck crazy. Okay, R-rated Looney Tunes. I'm not allowed to ask you a question, right? Like, fuck it. Like, is it an animated movie? Nah, I mean, I'm not giving you any of that. Okay, well, because you know, R-rated Looney Tunes. I'm thinking about animated movies right now, man.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

See, and I think that's why I chose that clue first because it doesn't give away too much.

SPEAKER_05 31:42

Yeah, it doesn't give away too, too much at all. R-rated Looney Tunes. R-rated Looney Tunes. Oh, this beer's pretty good that you gave me, by the way. Is it? Yeah. Wow, it's $2. Like, it's not too bad.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

It's a premium logger, it says. For two bucks, it's not too bad. Yeah, I mean, you could put premium on any can, I'm pretty sure. I think you can just write those words whenever you want. So they're fucking lying to me. Yeah, yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

Yeah. It's not too bad.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

It's not too shabby. That's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_05 32:10

I'm glad you like it. Um, okay, so okay, so it's an R Raider Looney Tunes. Fuck me, man. Um, shit, man.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

I'm gonna fucking skip to the next question. Yeah, we're gonna have to go to the next question. I think we're gonna have to do like a three-guess rule and maybe even like a 30-second rule. Yeah. But also, like, we're not we're not trying to, we don't need to zoom through this one today. Um, okay, second glue. No amulet is stronger than the power of friendship.

SPEAKER_05 32:35

No amulet is stronger than the power of friendship. It's not Mortal Kombat 2, is it? It is Mortal Kombat 2!

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Yeah, I tried, I tried for this one. I was like, I'm just gonna make it easy. I'm gonna use all movies we've literally talked about or done in the past three weeks. Yeah, okay, why? But the R-rated Looney Tunes, like, I don't like what? R-rated Looney Tunes it's cartoon violence. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:03

I don't remember Looney Tunes. Oh, yeah, it's R-rated Looney Tunes. The fuck am I talking about?

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Okay, cool. Showtime this, special effects that. Shut up and kill Homelander already. Hebab the boys. No, that's another review for I'm I'm I'm like, because if you get it too soon, I'm I wrote down these reviews. I'm not not reading them. Oh, okay, word. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

I was also for Mortal Kombat 2.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

The fourth one I wrote down was the state the shades stay on during sex. Okay. It's showdown. Yep. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:39

Uh last one. I only did five here today. So last one, round number five. Round number five. Okay. It feels illegal to watch a movie with that many dilfs.

SPEAKER_05 33:53

Dilfs. That's a dad I'd like to fuck, right? Come on, don't play act like you don't know. Acting like you never searched that up before. Oh, I'm not hip with all the all the lingo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

What's a dilf again? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 34:08

This movie's not fair to get out of that bunch of dilfs. What's a movie that came out recently that has like a bunch of fucking dilfs in it? It's not Ricky Stanicki, is it? No, Ricky Stanicki! Okay. I'm just thinking about dilfs now. Dad's I'd like to fuck. That's not the big short, is it? Fuck. That movie's got fucking Brad Pitt and fucking Ryan Gosling in it, dude.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

They have no business being in a movie together. Right? I agree. Christ. I'm looking at all my clues here. I feel like you're gonna get it on the next one, no matter which one I give you. So fucking dilf, still filf, still filf.

SPEAKER_05 34:46

Uh fuck. Fucking 300? No.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Alright, next clue. Fuck. Took half a star off because it's half a movie.

SPEAKER_05 34:57

Took half a star off because it's half a movie. So there's a part. So it's a part one of part two. It's not Dune, is it? No. Okay, how many? There's not a whole lot of dilfs and Dune. Okay, wait.

SPEAKER_02 35:16

Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin, Jason Momoa.

SPEAKER_05 35:18

Oh my god, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Fucking retarded.

SPEAKER_05 35:20

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 35:21

Fucking even Batista, dude. I'd bang him. Oh my god, dude. That's right. All right, okay. So I like all these other clues, but I feel like you would have got him on any of these. Moms always think their gay son is the Messiah.

SPEAKER_07 35:38

That's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

I thought that one was really good. But I was like, if I tell if I tell him that one, he's gonna get it right away.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

That's fucking awesome. You have another one? Yeah. Oh, I got a couple more. Um got the 40 experience by forgetting to drink water today and watching this extremely dehydrated. Pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. This last one I was like, if I was like, this is gonna be my last one because if you don't get it on any of the other ones, you'll definitely get it on this one. Global Warming.

SPEAKER_04 36:15

That one's so stupid. It's so stupid, but it's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Okay, and then the last one I have is this happened to my friend Kyle M one time.

SPEAKER_07 36:26

I wouldn't I wouldn't have been. You would have got that one? No, I wouldn't have gotten that one.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

Damn it, I thought you would have. Because like the original one from the 80s, Kyle McLaughlin is uh Paul Trades. He was Paul Trades, yeah.

unknown 36:37

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

That's all I got for today. I mean, if you want, I could do one more.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

I could do one, we could let's do one more just for fun. Let's do one more just for fun. We're gonna do, I'm gonna do a random one, okay? Alright, random round. Let's go. This is gonna be nowhere near anything we've talked about recently. I just randomly picked a movie.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 36:59

Okay, this one just says, swear to me. Swear to me. Oh, fucking come on, dude. We all know that's fucking watchmen. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's fucking dark knight. What? Swear to me.

unknown 37:18

Fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_05 37:19

Oh my god. So it's not the Dark Knight. Dark Knight rises.

SPEAKER_00 37:30

I was like, I know Batman says it at some point.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

There's literally, there's literally no other review in here that doesn't mention like the movie or Batman or anything. So that's why this this this this segment is definitely better like pre-done so that you can find all the good reviews and then we can uh play the game.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

Fuck yeah, I did. Fucking I I like that game. I like it. It's pretty fun.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Fun box.

SPEAKER_05 37:53

Fun box.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

Fun box. Brought to you by the game. Fun box trivia. Brought to you by Sean and Raymond.

SPEAKER_05 38:00

Oh, that was fun. What do you guys think about it? Let us know in the fan mail or inbox me and Ray. Doesn't matter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

Let us know how it is, but uh, even if you don't like it, we're probably gonna still keep doing it.

SPEAKER_05 38:10

We're gonna keep doing it anyways, because I fucking I thoroughly enjoyed that.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

I think it's I think it's a fun game. Also, not an original idea. I wish it was. I've seen it done on like other shows, so like it's fine. I told Erica about last night, and she was like, she was like, oh wow, that's such a fun game. I was like, I didn't make it up. She was like, I wish you wouldn't have told me that. I said, I said, why, dude? I'm just being honest. Like, I didn't make it up. I'm just giving props to other people.

SPEAKER_05 38:33

Well, I feel like a lot of like a lot of people think you know, take ideas from others and shit.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Well, no, well, that's the thing. I was talking to Erica, and I'm like, Erica, I'm trying to reinvent the podcast wheel, and guess what? You can't do that. How much can you do with an audio audio platform? Yeah, we can do trivia, which other people at home can do while they're listening, and they could probably be like, if you're not getting it, some people at home I've been listening to people do trivia on podcasts or trivia online, and you're at home, you're like, Fucking I know the answer! You're like, Screaming at your fucking phone or your TV. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That gives people hype. Or the other thing we could do on an audio only medium right now is like improv. Like we could do like improv scenes, but besides that, we're on audio only. We can't do a lot, so I'm trying to do fun games that uh make us energize and also the audience like fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 39:23

But once we get a camera, we could like reinvent the game with like charades.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

Yeah, for sure. Fuck yeah, dude. For sure, dude. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty fucking good, man. Do you what so when you when you tell people what you're about the podcast you have and they don't listen, do you are you like offend- are you like, what the fuck, dude? Am I offended?

SPEAKER_05 39:42

Yeah, not really. Good. I'm not really offended. I'm like, you know, fucking if you if you want to listen, listen. If you don't want to listen, then don't listen.

SPEAKER_02 39:49

Erica, Erica was talking to her friend the other day and uh or yesterday. Yeah. And because we were supposed to podcast yesterday, but uh we didn't. And uh Erica came home and she's like, Yeah, Taylor was asking, like I was telling her you were recording a podcast, and she was like, Oh, like what's the what's the podcast? I'll listen to it. And Erica straight Erica told me she straight up told her, She's like, I don't think you're gonna like it. She's like, Sometimes they make jokes that are like that, like, and even though they're jokes, this is how she explains to me, even though they're jokes that some people will not like. And I'm like, fair, dude. Like, I mean that's fair. Like, that's the thing. I don't think like we're we're not cultivating a podcast audience that is that is global, or maybe global, but not like not like everybody, it encompasses everybody, not like everybody listens to the podcast, not like Joe Rogan, dude. We are we're we're we're doing our own thing, dude. We're cutting out our own our own place in the industry. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 40:46

We're chipping out our own fucking block in society, exactly. And it's dick and rape jokes.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

It's a lot of dick jokes, a lot of rape jokes. Okay, so okay, I got a stuff I got a rape jokes funny story today today. You got a funny rape story. Oh no no no no so um so Erica, Erica has a cricket. She made this shirt that I'm wearing. The shirt that I'm wearing.

SPEAKER_05 41:12

Hellfire Club, guys. We don't have a camera, so I just want to tell you guys this. You know, season four of Stranger Things at the Hellfire Club, you know, like the shirts that Eddie and the gang wear. Erica, Raymond's, you know, you know, his woman, she created this shirt for Raymond from scratch, and I gotta tell you guys, it looks pretty fucking good. Shout out Erica.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

That's pretty good. So she made me this shirt, she made me one other shirt that has like it just got Squidward on it, looking all sassy. And I was like, okay, I got an idea for this. Is not the right part of the story, but I was like, I got an idea for another shirt. I was like, how about you take all the SpongeBob characters from SpongeBob and put them all on one shirt? Dude. I was like, that would be so cool. That'd be tight as fuck. So that's the next plan. But then she was like, Okay, I need some more ideas for some shirts that I want to make for you because we got some extra shirts. Yeah. So okay, I got an idea. I was like, this is an original idea I've seen online. But I want you to make me the Morpheus, handing you the red and the blue pill, and on the top it says R-A blank I S T. And in his hand he has a C and a P. So which one you choose depends if you are a racist or a rapist. And she was like, I'm not making you that shirt. And I said, Why not? And she said, because I don't think it's funny. I said, It's really funny. She said, But then people are gonna be in this, this is what she said to me. She said, People are gonna be in the streets with you, and they're gonna make you're gonna find out who picks the P word, and I'm gonna be like, Yeah, and then when somebody picks the rapist word, you say, Hey everybody, this guy's a rapist, and then it's funny. And she and she laughed, and I was like, You just laughed at a rape joke. That means it can be funny if it's done tastefully. She's like, No, I don't agree. I don't agree. I'm not making you that shirt. I said, Whatever, I'll just buy that shirt. And then, like, and then the second shirt, I was like, This is my second shirt idea. I was like, Okay, I want I want you to make this shirt. I said, I want you to make me like a Mount Rushmore on the shirt. I was like, you know what Mount Rushmore is, right? Like, like, well, I was telling her, I was like, you know, like the faces carved into the rock. She's like, Yeah, okay. I was like, I want you to put these faces in the rocks. Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Cosby, P Puff Daddy Diddler. And I could I she stopped me before I could get to the fourth one. Trump didn't Trump's a good one, didn't really have a fourth one. And then she was like, Why are you choosing sexual abusers? I already knew where this former was going. I was like, dude, these are like the fucking like the top rapists of the world. I said, That's it's funny. That's awesome. She said, It's not funny.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

I said, It's really funny. I think that's fucking hilarious. I already knew exactly like where you were going with that one. I mean, like rape jokes can be funny. I feel like some of like the best jokes, even though like we're not comedians, I thought you were gonna say the best jokes are rape jokes. No, no, but uh Jesus Christ. I feel like you know, even though we're not comedians. I mean, we're trying to do a comedy podcast, and I feel like you know we can be pretty, pretty funny. I feel like we're pretty funny individuals at times. And I feel like some of like the best jokes are like jokes that people find like to be taboo. I've done stand-up comedy. I'm a comedian. You've done it a few times. I don't I always wondered why you never like stuck with it.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Because I'm gay.

SPEAKER_05 44:17

I always fucking I I I thought I could do it, but I'm stage fright, motherfucker. I don't I don't know if I actually have stage fright. You gotta get on stage to figure it out. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 44:26

Also, yeah, I don't consider we're doing a comedy podcast. I've never considered myself a comedian. I did stand up a couple times, I stopped doing it, but like never once have I been like, yeah, I'm a comedian. I I think we have a comedy podcast, and if we want to call ourselves comedy podcasters, then that's fine with me.

SPEAKER_05 44:41

That's fine with me.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

Yeah, I'm not gonna go around and say, I'm a comedian. I'm actually a political right-wing podcaster. We're about to get political here, Sean. Let's do it. Okay. I am Charlie Kirk. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 44:58

Oh my god. Guys, we found him.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

I am Charlie Kirk, boys. Okay, so that was a little fun game. Let's see. I got I got maybe a couple things here on the docket before we want to do. Oh yeah, and also, so I mean, when when we get into it, we'll get into it. But so for our segment for House of the Dragon, since we're probably gonna be doing it weekly. Yeah. I was trying to think of a clever name for it. Like the segment, but I couldn't think of one. So dragon these nuts. I think we're just gonna call it dragon talk. Dragon talk. Okay. Time for dragon talk. And then you do some cool sound effects. You fucking do like some dragon talk, dragon talk.

SPEAKER_05 45:38

I'm a dragon in the background, like making noises and shit, dude. Exactly what a dragon sounds like. Exactly what a dragon sounds like. Okay, full autistic there for a second.

SPEAKER_02 45:49

Okay, so I have uh I have a little topic here. This this may be uh uh uh I don't know which one I want to do. Let's do this one first. Have you seen um Dustin Poirier's arrest footage?

SPEAKER_05 45:58

Yeah, he was like all fucking drunk at some like goddamn airport, I think. Have you seen the footage? I've seen the footage.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

He drops the N-word, yeah. He says, he says, fight me, N-word. Yeah, he squares up against the cop. Yeah, dude, so funny. Have you seen his uh his mugshot? His mugshot? Yeah, looks like he's crying like a little baby.

SPEAKER_05 46:17

It was also on Father's Day, dude. It all went down on Father's Day, crying like a little baby. Dustin the Diamond family man on Father's Day, drunk and belligerent, throwing around racial slurs at police officers.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

And like, so he he gets his he gets his mugshot posted, and then just by comparison, I remember McGregor's mugshot from uh when he got arrested, it was just him slimy smiling, yeah, just not giving a fuck. And I think it's crazy that people like so McGregor's coming back to the UFC, making his making his return, and everybody's just welcoming back with open arms. But did we forget that he had to pay a woman like $300,000 for a rape case? Yeah, that really that really happened like not too long ago.

SPEAKER_05 46:58

That's pretty fresh in my memory.

SPEAKER_02 46:59

Like, do we not remember? And this is what's happening right now. So he was just on Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy Fallon is getting the utmost backlash for having him on because he had he paid this woman after he was like convicted of raping her. Yeah, and everybody's like, yo, you had a rapist on your show. And I'm like, fair, fair, dude.

SPEAKER_05 47:19

Like fair, but what are what are they gonna think about UFC now? Like fucking, like you have a rapist on UFC now. Like, are you like Dana White? Dana White's like supporting rapists.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

That's what I'm saying, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I mean he beats the shit out of his wife, so he's gonna support like the abuse of women, obviously.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

I mean, yeah, Dana White prop. Yeah, fair enough.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

But dude, I just thought it was wild because like, yeah, well, Poiri, like the mostly the McGregor thing, but Poirier getting arrested was just so funny to me.

SPEAKER_05 47:42

Yeah, but it's like the last person you'd like think of getting arrested. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

I seen a uh a uh CGIR Photoshop picture today. It was Hood McG or Hood Poirier versus sober McGregor. Oh, and it's McGregor in like in the in a Photoshop suit and like Poirier in like a do-rag and like a mad tan. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

That's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

Yeah, that's good shit. Um, okay. The other thing we could jump into here, I got something something pretty small. Oh, that this actually might turn into something big, but I'm not sure. So I was I was thinking about this the other night.

SPEAKER_05 48:18

I have a small thing that turns big sometimes.

unknown 48:21

Okay, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

If we're gonna say it turns big, sure. Oh, actually on a shower. Yeah, I'm I'm neither, dude. I mine's inverted, bro. I got inverted inverted penis. Um no, so um, this isn't on this is not my topic sheet, but have you have you been watching have you been watching the bad friends game show? Ooh, the bad friends game show. I haven't watched any of it. Bobby Lee and Andrew Sanajito have created a game show. It's not I think it's just called the Bad Game Show.

SPEAKER_05 48:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:53

Two episodes have been released. Last week it was Eric Andre and Burt Kreischer. This week it's Felipe Esparza and Ralph Barbosa, and it is hilarious. Okay, I'm definitely watching.

SPEAKER_05 49:01

That's that's something I'm totally gonna fucking watch then. Definitely adding that onto my docket. Very funny. Very, very funny. That's definitely on my docket.

SPEAKER_02 49:07

Very, very funny. So, okay, second thing, uh, this is the other thing on my list here. So um, food boner.

SPEAKER_05 49:14

Food boner.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

Okay, so now this well, this is what I call a food boner. I'll be at home, sitting and sitting on the couch, maybe watching YouTube or something, and then you see like see like the most incredible food being prepared. Oh, yes. And you say, you say, oh man, my dick is hard. And then you you must you must leave your residence and go and purchase ingredients and make said thing, or make said thing that has been in your cravings for the longest time. Oh yes. What is the last food boner that you have had and followed through with the nut?

SPEAKER_05 49:47

I haven't followed through with any of the nuts because all of them are all fucking like smoker videos and shit. I've been watching like a lot of like people like smoking their food. And like I there's this one thing I really want to follow through with, man, is like this pork belly. It's like chicharrone pork belly, like you like you leave the skin on the pork belly, and you poke like a thousand fucking holes in it and shit. And then you fucking like uh you put some salt on it and you let it rest in the fridge for 24 hours, and you take it out of the fridge and scrape the salt off of the f of the skin, you know? And then you flip it over and you score it, right? You score each way, fucking like you know, and then you put like whatever kind of rub you want on there or whatever, and you put it in the smoker for like four hours. I think it's on like it's on 275 or something like that, and then you take it out and then you broil the skin to get like a nice crispy crunch out of it. So then the pork belly comes out, you've got that crispy skin on top, the chicharron, and then like the like just super tender, juicy pig meat man. Oh, yeah, man. Like that's what I've been looking at, man. I'm like, that's what I've won in my life. I need this. I want to make some pork belly sliders, oh, this fucking thing. Let's go. Yeah, that's like you know, I get I get fucking bricked up every time I see it.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

I I feel and you know it's funny, I feel like you've forgotten, but there's been like at least in the last six months, yeah, when you still had a phone, I sent you two different occasions where I was making pork belly. I know. Love a good pork belly, brother. And the way you described it, oh, beautiful. The only the only thing I would do different is like score, I s I score the top a little bit, I don't score the bottom. Oh yeah. I score the fat, so it's just like a little bit easier to penetrate some of the meat in the middle, and then um it's easier to cut after because when you uh when you when after you broil the skin on a pork belly, it becomes like crisp, like very, very hard. Yeah. And unless you're like slamming it with a cleaver, yeah, you kind of want some little score mark so you can just kind of slice through it a little bit easier. Okay. Oh my god, though, brother. Yeah, so pork belly is great. I would suggest going to, if you're gonna do that, go to like a young's market, go to an Asian market in the city and get pork belly there. Because lots of the stores you go to in the city, like grocery stores, they'll sell pork belly, but they take the skin off.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

Yeah, you want to have that skin on there. Exactly, yeah. Like uh, and um, like where I work, we have pork belly uh tacos, which are really good. And we leave the skin. Well, actually, no, we don't leave the skin on our pork belly, but it's still really good, pork belly, though.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

But pork belly taco. It's pretty good. I have a theory, I wanna I want to run it by you. And I don't want uh this this could be I'm gonna I'm gonna do this lightly. I don't I don't want this to be offensive.

SPEAKER_05 52:27

Yeah, right there yeah. Okay, you can offend me. Okay, good. I won't cry. Okay, good. Uh can I hit your vape? Yeah, there's like only like a little bit left.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

It's like it's like it's fucking it's like right, it's it's mostly middle.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

Um well as I say, okay. So I remember when I worked in a kitchen. Yeah, word and working in a kitchen, like okay, so this is this is my theory. This is my this is my theory about all kitchen uh line cooks and people that work in kitchens. That people people in line cook and people that work in kitchens are very good at cooking at work because all the stuff is already there for you to prepare it. When you go to work at a line at a line cook job and you're cooking, you're like, oh, I can cook a steak, I can cook a great meal right now because all the ingredients are here. Yeah. But once you're taken out of that environment and placed in your home kitchen environment, it gets a lot more difficult sometimes to cook because you're like, well, I'm not following a recipe that I'm working at. I need to do this myself. So do you ever have, do you ever find in your experience leaving the kitchen, coming home being like, well, I know how to cook at work, but now it's a different scenario cooking at home, and you tend to cook a lot of simpler things. A lot today, I said, What are you making for dinner? You said some chicken skewers. And in my brain, I said, Motherfucker bought those. I did, I did, I bought them. I know exactly which brand you bought. I've I've been there.

SPEAKER_05 53:49

I I yeah, but well, like it's it's not like like so when you're cooking all day, every day, the last thing you want to do is go out and like buy yourself ingredients and start like you know, cooking from scratch for for yourself and for other people. So this is my experience. I just like want to like I want something fast and quick and just get it like right in my belly. I feel you want to do that. I don't want to waste any time.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

And I think that's what has that's what has actually like elevated my love of cooking is not working in a kitchen and being able to cook things at home that like that like you're just like well I gotta figure this out or I gotta you follow a recipe or you get an idea and you kinda go off that.

SPEAKER_05 54:29

Like I totally see what you're saying, man, because like uh like when I wasn't working, like back when I was like just like on EI and I was like going to school and stuff, you know, I was like just whatever. My my passion for cooking for myself got reignited because I wasn't cooking for other people all the time every day. I was making myself some like deadly meals, like elk ribs and a bunch of crazy shit. It's fucking it was dope. I had a great time cooking again. It's like make like my dad put me on steak duty because like he doesn't know how to tell by touch, like how to make a medium rare steak.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Also, I was like cooking steaks in the house all the time. Also, guess what? You don't need a tell by touch, get a meat thermometer. It's not the fucking 70s. Yeah, like true it up. Not just to get a meat thermometer, guess what? It's more accurate than your fucking silly hand is a fucking meat thermometer, a biotherm.

SPEAKER_05 55:16

I have I do have a biotherm, actually, but my biotherm needs battery. It's it's in my drawer somewhere. So I just do by touch. Yeah. And I'm mostly always pretty fucking accurate.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

I mean, I guess I'll maybe take you on that. I've never tried one of your steaks before. You've tried one of my steaks before. You're sick and you and you refuse to eat a lot of it. I was like, yo, bro, I made this whole steak for us. You were like, oh, like a couple bites, bro. I may even made a sick chimmy churry for you to try. I know you did. God damn, bro. My talents are wasted on these fucking peasants. I think we well, dude, it was good. I really liked it.

SPEAKER_05 55:47

I was like, I just felt like we might have been on. We were on. We've never been on. That was a trap. Oh my god. I'm just kidding. We were trying to eat. Like, what the fuck are we doing here?

SPEAKER_02 55:57

Oh, starving. Oh, I know. Okay, yeah. So good food boner. Good food boner question. I'm trying to think of the last good food boner I had. So um I made this, I made this dish maybe a couple weeks ago that I seen online. So you take potatoes and you cut them like uh like ho horizontally. Oh, wait. You cut them, you cut them pretty thick, like you cut them pretty decently, so you got like big ass like medallions of potato. You line a baking sheet with parchment paper, throw the potatoes down, a little olive oil, salt and pepper, a little bit of um dried rosemary, and then put a rack on top of those potatoes, and then take some chicken thighs, marinate those for like an hour or two, and like this marinate from the recipe. Yeah. Take those, throw them on top of the rack on top of the potatoes, into the oven, chicken cooks on top of the rack, drops chicken fat onto the potatoes on the bottom below it, hence cooking those potatoes and the chicken fat. Pull that shit out, just make a little bit of rice. God damn, bro. That shit was bang. Fuck, that sounds fucking tight as fuck, man. It's also like a one-pan meal, so it's like pretty easy.

SPEAKER_05 57:04

Well, dude, I know that you can cook like oh my god, you dude, you've made some amazing meals for me, like over these last like you know years that I've known you. I think that my all-time favorite meal, it may, it may have been the acid, but like fucking, we were real on high, we were we were really high on that three ingredient chicken quesadillas? Yeah, we were we were really high on acid, but that fucking quesadilla fucking that quesadillas slapped so hard, dude. That quesadillas slapped so hard. Oh yeah, for your people that don't know me and Raymond and uh his group, we were all high on acid one day. It was like during COVID, and like we got really hungry and Ray's like, I'm gonna make you guys quesadillas, and he like personified like some like Mexican person for my family, come for my family.

SPEAKER_02 57:49

It was just it was just hilarious. It was just a good time. Yeah, I went into a whole accent the whole time I was making quesadillas, just high on acid. Also, Erica has referenced that night many times it in the in the past after that being like, that's why I'll never do acid again. Because I did it with you and your dumb fucking friend.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

I was like, oh, sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

She did it with me?

SPEAKER_05 58:11

She called me her dumb your dumb fucking friend.

SPEAKER_01 58:13

That's just how I said it.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

Oh I was like, Erica, goddamn, shooting fucking shade at me, man. I didn't have it with you and Sean and like don't want to do that ever again.

SPEAKER_05 58:24

Yeah, that shit was crazy. I had a good time.

SPEAKER_02 58:27

Yeah, I thought it was great.

SPEAKER_05 58:28

I thought it was a great time. Um we may have scared her a little bit. Yeah, I mean, probably. Yeah. I had a great time, dude. Fucking that shit was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 58:38

So this is something crazy that I just found out. So, do you know who Harlan Williams is?

SPEAKER_05 58:42

Harlan Williams.

SPEAKER_02 58:44

The story only really helps if you really know who the guy is. He's a comedic actor, um, has had a very big comedy revival in the last like six years. He's been on Kill Tony a bunch. He has his own podcast called the Harlan Highway Podcast. He's a very, very funny. He was just on Rogan like a couple weeks ago.

SPEAKER_05 59:03

Oh, okay. Yeah, I know who he is.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

Yeah, but he's been in Dumb and Dumber. Like he's like he's an old school.

SPEAKER_05 59:08

He was also he's also the hitchhiker in um in uh something about Mary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:12

He's been in a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_05 59:14

He's also in Harold and Coomer. What is this your bush? Is this your bush? Yeah, that's him too.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100%. Okay, so amazing comedic actor, literally has the hugest comedy revival in the last like six years, like I was saying. Like he was on like a very popular podcast the other night called Story Wars. Like, yeah, huge comedy revival. He's coming back. So we're my son last night is watching this TV show on Netflix. Yeah. Like this children's TV show, and it's called Puppy Dog Pals. And it's literally like a like a knockoff, like fucking Paw Patrol kind of, but like literally it's got like five seasons. Like this show, this show is going. Word. And he's watching it, and the show was created by Harlan Williams.

SPEAKER_05 59:57

Get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 59:58

He voices a character in the fucking show, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:02

No way.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:02

I don't know why it blew my mind, but it still continues to blow my mind. Like he's cre he created this children's show, which is literally like like my my Erica's like, this is this is fine for because it's a learning show, yeah, but it's also like a children's show. She's like, this is fine TV for him to watch. So he's watching it and it's like, it's like voiced by Harlan Williams, created by Harlan Williams, and I'm like, there's no fucking way this is the same guy. And I look it up and it's like, yeah, recently has produced and created and voiced in Puppy Dog Pals. I'm like, what the fuck? He's he's literally such a funny comedian, not really dirty or anything, but he's like he's very like improv y and very silly. He plays a lot of characters, he's like a character comedian. So well on the last Joe Rogan podcast he went on, it was so funny. He like he wore like a full body suit for like his his his stomach down, yeah. So his legs look really, really jacked. And he get he's on Joe Rogan's podcast. He's like, Yeah, Joe, look at my legs. And he stands up and he pulls his pants down, and his legs are just like dark brown, and they're so jacked, and it's so funny. And Rogan's like, what the fuck, dude? That's crazy. Your legs look like that. He's like, show me your stomach, show me your stomach, and he pulls it up a little bit, and you can see like the clear thing where it's like it's really dark, and then his regular skin tone, dude. I don't know, dude. He's he's a comedic genius, and it just blew my mind that this guy has like secretly been creating a very successful children's TV show.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:30

You know what you gotta do, man? When once Andre gets older and like he's like able to like start like watching, you know, like like comedy movies and shit like that. You should show him some like Harlan Williams like, hey, this is the guy that made you know your favorite child. Yeah, shut the door.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:45

They threw me off my they threw me off my game there. Yeah, it's okay. Um, yeah, no, definitely. I'll definitely definitely show, especially Dumb and Dumber, dude. That scene is so funny when they're driving and like Jim Carrey's pissing in the bottles, and then they get pulled over, and he's the cop, and he's like, got a couple beers there, hey? He takes us a good night. Get out of here. Yeah, dude. So funny. Yeah, literally a blue blue. It's still literally every time I think about it, blows my fucking mind, dude. That's awesome. Dude's a dude, the comedic genius wearing so many hats. Have you seen anything completely, completely different, Dobbin?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:21

Have you seen anything about the GTA 6? I seen I seen it's gonna be like at least like 300 gigabytes. I've seen that.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:30

Have you seen the pre-order sales or the pre-order um prices?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:33

Well, like $80 all across the board, even for the even for the physical copy, which isn't even a physical copy. Is there a it's there's there's no disc? Yeah, yeah, it's just a code. Is there just a code? Yeah, you're buying a case. You're buying a case that has a code in it. So like why have a case that's not gonna hold anything?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:52

Wait, it's eighty dollars. Are you sure? I've seen prices online that were $125.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:56

I think it's American prices I'm talking about here. Yeah, because I just I just saw it on TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:00

I think it's higher, it's probably gotta be higher in the States too, though. Yeah. I've seen price I seen prices $125 base game, yeah, $175 um like deluxe or whatever. Well, $120 base game, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:12

It's GTA six. I'll fucking pay that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:15

That's the thing, everybody's gonna pay that. So here's here's the question. So, how much money do you think they're gonna make first day pre-order? Which I think is tomorrow or the next day. Might be today. So I'll give you I'll give you a little reference here. First day pre-order for GTA 5 in 2013. Yeah. Guess how much it was? I think it almost broke a billion almost. 800 million dollars first day.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

I think for for this game, considering the price and uh and considering just like the hype that's built around this game, they might make a maybe like 800 million is my is my guess. 800 million.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:52

You think it's gonna be the same?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:54

I think it's definitely gonna break a billy first time.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:57

100%.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:59

Especially with the with the increased prices. Yeah. I think it's gonna be easier for it to break a billy, you know what I mean? Yeah. So like I don't know. I think it's gonna be fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:08

I said like 800 million.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:10

Yeah, that's how much the second one made or the GTA 5 made first day. Oh my hundred million in 2013. Oh my god. 13 years ago. Holy shit. Imagine how much this one's gonna make first day. I thought you said 100 million. No, 800 million.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:24

Oh my god. Okay, so yeah, it's gonna break a billion then. It's 100% gonna break a billy then, no fucking doubt about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I seen that and I was like, dude, that shit's look that shit's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:35

Did you did you also see like uh they're asking like um if you buy it digitally, they want you to like to show your like ID and whatnot, like digitally somehow. Yeah, they want you like to like upload your ID to like to make sure that you're actually getting yours old.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:48

I mean, I guess the games are fucking insane crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:51

So I I I saw that. I don't know if it's actually true. I don't know if they if Rockstar changed their minds, but that was something that was like in the talks. They're like doing like a mandatory, like, hey, yeah, you gotta show your ID, even if you buy it digitally, you have to show your ID to purchase this game.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:05

I've never once seen that implemented for a video game, but that's the thing. If Rockstar and GTA 6 has like insane nudity in it, you get it. That's the only thing I can understand. I guess killing people, I don't know how much I would feel like.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:16

Well, they do have gay pride parades. We all know what people are gonna be doing in the game? Yeah, apparently there's gonna be gay pride parades in the game.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:24

Oh, so people are gonna be murdering. People are gonna be like murdering gay pride parades. That's fucked up. So that's gonna cause such an uproar because I remember when Red Dead 2 came out, there was a lady, there's a lady in the game who is like talking about women's suffrage and women's rights in Saint-Denis. Yeah, and I remember there was a guy online who goes, like he goes up to her and he lassoes her and he puts him on her, puts her on his horse, rides her to the swamps, and he feeds her to crocodiles. And people were so mad. Like people were literally freaking out when that video came out because they were like, How the fuck could you allow this in a video game? So, like, yeah, dude, it's gonna be fucked up what they do the gay pride parades. Like, there's gonna be some fucked up videos on the internet.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:07

There's gonna be crazy videos on the internet. We all know what people are doing on day one.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:12

They're looking for the pride parade. I mean, they're definitely looking to do the most fucked up thing. Yeah. Because I think that's like when then when the new GTA fuck GTA game comes out, the way to probably get a bunch of views on any social media to do the most fucked up thing in the game that nobody thought you could do. And then everybody's like, what the fuck? This is kind of messed up. Like I remember when this game, I think it's called um ready or not. Yeah. And it's like a SWAT tactical team game. Yeah. And you basically like control a SWAT group. I used to play it on my on my uh on my laptop. Okay, so you did you play the like the Pulse Nightclub scene? No, I didn't play that. Okay, so there apparently there's a scene in the game, I think it's that game where you go into a nightclub that there's this public shooter at, yeah, and it's based off of real life events. Yeah. And the Pulse Nightclub shooting happened in real life, and there was like 30 or 40 people that got killed. And there's a there's a there's a there's a detail from what people said when they went to the club that night. I guess when they went to the club that night, there was because it it was a it's a modern shooting, all they heard was all the cell phones vibrating from people trying to call their loved ones that got killed, and that's all they heard from in the club was just a bunch of vibrating cell phones. Apparently, in that game, ready or not, they did a pretty much reenactment of that scene where you go into a club shooting and all you hear is like cell phones vibrating, and it's like, damn, that's fucking hardcore, dude. That's some hardcore shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:38

Well, you see, that's kind of like in bad taste because they took like a real life trash.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:42

That's the whole game.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:43

That's that's ready or not, it's like a sequence of like uh ready or not, it's all based on real events, it says.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:49

Oh, really? It says that right in the description of the game. Oh fuck, I didn't know that. It's all based on real shit, apparently. Oh, wow. Which is why it's fucking crazy. Holy fuck. Pulse Nightclub was the craziest one. Aren't you like breaking up like child predator dens in that game and shit? Yeah, you are, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:03

Yeah, it's like the first the first mission that you're you're like in like some slum and you're like hunting down child predators. You go to this like this like house that's like like holding a bunch of like child rapists.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:14

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:15

So and you like you know what I did? I I killed all of them, dude. I didn't even fucking like I didn't even like handcuff them or nothing. I I killed them all, bro. Yeah. It's a Gatorade beer. Gatorade beer. Oh, what the fuck? It's for you. Okay, okay. It says Gatorade, but like Gatorade spelled like Gatorade. Like he's like, this is for you. It's a Gatorade beer, and it's like it's like Pride labeled. It's even got the Gatorade like Thunderbolt. It's all fucking pride.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:58

Gay terraid sour series. Yeah, bro. The fruity punch. Yeah, bro. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

Hey, hey, you know, you know what you should say? Thank you. Thank you, yeah. You know what you should say? I appreciate you. My gay brother, my bisexual friend. I do. I respect you in this month of gay pride. I do appreciate you. I'm gonna give it a little swig here and see what it tastes like. Yeah, taste it. Homo? You fucking homo. It tasted like what a gay beer would taste like. Super bubbly. I bought that, and the guy at the counter where I bought beers before, the guy that had head or chromo that I was talking about, maybe I don't know if I said on the podcast. Yep. But um, he's like, so uh what inspired you to buy the gay beer? I said, it's for my friend. Buying it for a friend.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:51

It's for my homie.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:56

I'm taking a fucking picture of this fucking thing, dude. Oh, fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:00

That should be the name of the episode.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:02

Gatorade? Oh, dude, that's the name of the episode. That's 100% the name of the name of the episode. Fuck yeah. I like that one. Let me see your babe. Okay, we are cooking. Oh, what do you think? Should we jump into House of the Dragon? Yeah, we could. I'm down. Alright, man. Fucking well, yeah, we're not going in there. We're potting.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:22

Oh, I'm in the bathroom. Hey, everybody, listeners, just so you guys all know, Sean's mom is in the bathroom. You probably heard her in the background. Everybody just say no, she's taking a shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:34

Okay, one thing that really fucking sucks about this bedroom, dude, is like I can literally hear people taking the shit in there. What are you how how loud are they shitting? Well, my dad shits like a fucking madman.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:44

Like a racehorse.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:45

Like, I don't know what's going on there. He's dropping piles. I don't know what's wrong with his bowels, dude. I don't know what's wrong with his. He's still being 60 years old, brother. It's like he has constant fucking diarrhea.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:02

Rod seems to have a problem with Sean Talkabo's bowels, but I think we can continue. So tell me more about his poops.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:08

It's like a fucking shotgun blast. I hear it all. It's like hear like shit splattering against goddamn porcelain, bro. And then you hear him cleaning it after. Well, he makes like a dad noise. Oh, damn it. He makes a dad noise. Damn, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:23

That's a weird shit noise.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:24

It's like he's easy getting prepared. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:27

That's from his own mouth. He's like, that's the noise I make when I like push it out and then I suck it back up, and then I push it out, and I suck it back up. I'm just fucking myself with my own shit. Damn, your dad's freaky, boy. Holy fuck. Yeah, fucking old people's shits are crazy, dude. They go hard. Yeah, I try and avoid any time anybody else is in the bathroom in my house. I don't want to hear anybody shitting.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:51

Yeah. It's terrible.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:53

Erica's Erica's like so cool with it. She's like, I'll shit with the door open. I'm like, shit with the door closed, please. Please close it. I ask you to please close it. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. Um, I'm I'm a fan of like shitting in private. You me too. Yeah. I have a oh okay. I'll tell it. It's fine. Tell it. Tell it the story. So I have uh something called small cockitis. So this I I have teen, I have teeny coccitis. So the other day I woke up and I was sitting down on the toilet to take a piss, and my cock kind of kind of let leapt up a little bit, kind of jumped off a stool, and I was looking down and I was just pissing all under the seat, just straight down the toilet ball.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:56

I was like, I looked down, I was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:07

This fucking sloshing around for fuck. So funny man, that is.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:20

It came to my mind, I was like, I gotta tell it.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:24

I've always I've always wondered if that's ever happened to anyone. Like my mind is always like, oh yeah, dude, has wandered there and wandered. Yeah, you're thinking about other men's clocks.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:34

That's crazy. Your mind's wandering to other man's cocks. Not like that, dude. Has this ever happened to anybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:42

And it turns out it has. That's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:45

Yeah, it didn't happen to me immediately. I said, Because like, you know, you're taking a shit and you're like, you're like, you usually hear the pee hitting the toilet. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, shit, and I can feel myself pissing, and I'm like, I don't hear no toilet water. I look down, I look down, I'm like, fuck, dude, just pit all down the toilet. I'm like, goddamn. It's like nine in the morning. Erica's knocking on the bathroom door. She's like, hey, are you in there? I'm like, be right out.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:17

One minute, baby. Screaming on the face.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:21

Oh my god, that is fucking funny, man. All right, house of the dragon.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:36

That was a nice segue, brother. That was clean.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:40

All right, okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:41

We're gonna jump into dragon talk, dragon talk, dragon talk, dragon talk, dragon's nuts, cross face, dragons all over the place.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:53

Yeah, dude, we're fucking we're we're flying in season season fucking three. Season three started with what season two should have ended with. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:02

Honestly, man, like season three's premiere 100% should have been season two's finale.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:09

Season two's finale was kind of boring.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:11

It was, yeah. It's like yeah, she's got a bunch of fucking dragons.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:15

Oh, oh, oh, Damon came and fucking bent the knee. Yeah. Pretty much what happened, I think, in the last episode where it was.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:21

And then Aegon and uh and uh what's his name there? Varys.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

They've they're but the big thing, the big thing from the from the whole season that was like, yo, is Damon gonna turn against her or not? At the end of the season, you're like, oh, he comes, he bends the knee, brings all the Riverlands men, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Yeah, I don't know. It was uh it was alright. It was a good start. I mean, like, fucking starts off, or or it's left with fucking the the season two ends with basically like Rhenira and them sitting in Dragonstone and being like, Alright, we're gonna invade King's Landing because Allison said she's gonna open the gates. Yeah. That's pretty much how it ends, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:00

Because Vagar's supposed to go like uh like a supposed to go to Eamon and Vagar is supposed to go to um uh Heron Hall with Kristen Cole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:09

Yeah, because in in the in this in this episode, you find out that they have set up a trap in the in between on the way to Heron Hall, where the three bastard dragon riders are gonna ambush Vagar and Eamon and kill him. Yeah. But you find out like, okay, I mean, we'll just we're doing this week to week, are we doing a full breakdown? We don't need to do a full breakdown. Because I got full breakdown in my notes. So yeah. Because I got a full breakdown, because fucking left's yeah, left off with the queen getting a new three bastard dragon riders, right? Yeah. So she got she's got ulf, she's got Hugh, and she's got fucking black black guy. Yeah, she's got Mr. Black Man.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:49

Who's Hugh's dragon's name again? Because they were that that that dragon's the second largest dragon that's alive right now, like next to Vagar.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:56

I don't know. That's the one that he like tamed when they were in the throne room like last season. All the bastards were getting killed, and then he claimed the dragon. I don't know, I don't know what his name is. I forget the names, drag the name of that dragon. But yeah, so it starts with a hammer. It starts with like Damon's daughter. She's it it opens in a in a in a dry grass field, and then a dragon comes out of nowhere and just incinerates the sheep. And it starts it's uh Damon's daughter Raina trying to trying to tame this wild dragon. Which which has a name, which the the dragon, the the dragon's name, this day this wild dragon's name is sheepstealer. Yeah. And I thought I just think that's such a silly and like kind of boring name. Well she's like the but listen, the whole the whole show is like yo, Damon's Dragon, Caraxes. It's like yo, fucking Vagar, and then they're like fucking Sheep Stealer over here.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:48

Well, the Sheep Stealers that any of the common folk uh gave that dragon because it's uh it's a wild dragon and the dragon goes, they literally steals their sheep and eats it. Still such a such call sheep stealer. Well, they bring in the cannibal. Like the there's there's there's a dragon called the cannibal who's riderless who literally like eats the dead bodies of all the slain dragons throughout dance of dragons.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:11

Um and then fucking Aamon finds out Aegon fled with the with the cripple boy, yeah. With the foot cripple, with Mr. Gimp himself, yeah, with the boy that likes jerking off the feet. Yeah. Um so uh the they're caught they're caught and captured by the queen's forces because they they're they're moving into Aeneera's land, and then fucking the cripple just gives up Aegon. He's like, bruh, I'm not trying to die. He's like, this is the king. He's like, just take us to the queen, don't kill me, please. Like, please don't kill me. I need to jerk off to feet a couple more times. I need to go back and jerk off to Allison's face. Allison's got some nice fucking toes.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:49

She got some toes.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:51

So then Allison returns home and she's fucking immediately sequestered by Amon. Yeah. And but she's sequestered by the king, and then she starts going up to um where Aegon is in is like resting, see he's injured, and then they're like, no, the throne room, my queen. And she's like, Oh fuck, Amon's Amon's going on his he's going wild on his shit. Yeah. He's going wild on his shit. Eamon goes wild in this episode into a place where I'm like, I didn't see I doesn't mesh well with the show. I didn't see the cover. Yeah, we'll get to it. It does feel weird. Yeah, we'll get to it. I totally know what you're saying. But she so she goes to the throne room and she's like trying to convince him to go to Heron Hall so their whole plan can work. Yeah. And he's like, no, the fucking kingdom needs me. I gotta stay here.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:38

This is exactly what Allison was trying to avoid. Because like she knows that Eamund is fucking retarded in the head, and she knows like he's eventually he's gonna he's gonna kill Aegon and he's gonna he's gonna take over the throne. So she wants to avoid all this by letting by letting Rhenira come in and take over King's Landing. That's what she's trying to do. Also avoid more bloodshed. Exactly. But then Eamon's fucking stubborn ass is like, I need to stay here. We'll buy our time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:03

Fucking Christ almighty. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Even in the last season, like, if he if he wasn't stopped by Kristen Cole, he probably would have killed Aegon.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:10

Yeah, and also Allison now knows about the Song of Ice and Fire. Like she she knows that she was a like this whole war was started by a complete misunderstanding.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:18

Yeah. Yeah. Because yeah, Viserys, she or Renier explained to her what Viserys is actually talking about when he was on his deathbed, and she was like, fuck, dude, my bad. My son's name's Aegon too. Let's let's get some new names. Like, why do we keep naming all our kids the same thing? Exactly. I can't understand the prophecies. She's like, what the fuck, dude? Everybody's name is Aegon. Yeah. Dude, what the fuck, man? Can we get a Dave Valerian? Can we get a Dave Targaryen? Can we get a Bob? We need a Bob. We need a Bob in the Bob. Robert Targetan. Well, we got a Robert Baratheon. Yeah. Anyway, so um he doesn't take the bait and then enter. Like this is the only scene with Damon in the whole in the whole episode, which I think is which is at takes away from the episode, to be honest. Damon's probably one of the best characters in the show. Oh, he's he's many he's the he's the best character. Yeah. Yeah, he's clearly one of the best characters in the show. And like them not showing him more in this episode, I think, was maybe a detriment. I don't know. Matt using, I think use Matt Smith more.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:18

Well, like Damon's not even at the Battle of the Gullet, anyways, in the story. So I know it makes sense that he's not there.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:24

Yeah, whatever. Fucking show him doing some killing some more motherfuckers, whatever. They should have shown that whole battle sequence. Yeah, they skip all that.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:30

Yeah, they skip, they they they show us the aftermath of a battle. Why not open up the episode with that battle? But I understand, like, you know, like they want to like, you know, budget reasons. They're gonna have multiple battles this season. They open up with they opened up with Battle of the Gullet, and if they're following the story, there should be at least three to four more battles this season already. So they're they're they're saving all their budget for like the big battles to come. Yeah, the dance is officially on now.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:56

You know, I've also read that they've been cutting out a lot of stuff that included like um child um murdering. Yeah. Like they they tone down the cheese and blood scene. There's like a whole thing in the Battle of Gullet where there's like uh the gay, the gay bales or whatever it's called, the gay lords. I don't know, there's like another battle that like they're they cut out of this whole episode because it was just the murder of children. Uh okay, yeah. So whatever he's fucking the fight subsides, and then fucking the Starks come out of the bush and they throw Lannister head at his feet, and they're like fucking straight from the book. They're like, they're like, We want to fight for the dragon queen.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:32

Yeah, we come here to die for the die for the dragon queen, yeah. Fucking fun fact, those are the uh uh they're called the the the gray men, I'm pretty sure it's the grey wolves. The grey wolves, yeah. Because like they are all old men.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:45

All old men.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:46

Yeah, they're willing to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. While fucking, while like like the Starks actually get their real army together. Like all these old men come up, you know, while all their like armies are you know, you know exactly. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:59

Yeah, they're they're they're the hardened veteran warriors that are ready to die for their country. Easy. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:06

I can't wait to see them in action.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:07

And then there's this one, there's this one quote that uh Damon has, and I was like, dude, I don't know, that's a pretty good line. He's like, There's more, there's more lions left to hunt. Yeah, let's go. And I was like, let's go, dude. Could have showed a little bit more of that, whatever, it's fine. They jumped to they jumped to my boy fucking Christian Cole, just depressed, yeah, but painting his shield like a little gay artist.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:30

He's just fucking like he doesn't care about being a knight anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:34

He's ready to die. Well his honor's gone, dude. It's been betrayed. Rhaeny, he she he gave his dick up to Reneira, and then she's like, No, you're my side piece. And he's like, Did my honor mean nothing to you? She's like, guess not. No, and then well, now he's like, Well, he side with the greens, though. Remember, like, he's like Well, exactly. That's what I'm saying. So, like, he was bagging Reneira first season, and then he like the king's guard, they're not supposed to take up a wife, they're not supposed to like fuck any bitches. Yeah, he lost his honor for that, which he valued a lot. Yeah, Rhenira rejected him and said, No, I'm gonna marry Leenor and you'll just be my slam piece. Yeah, and he's like, I don't want that. Felt betrayed, got in line with Alicent, and started fucking Rhaenyra in the butthole. Yes, yeah. So, but he he goes up and then like um their fucking Alison's brother, Gwane, is like, yo, some of our soldiers are like raping chicks, dude. Like, we gotta get this shit under control.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:25

Like, he's like, hey man, like this is I just witnessed a woman literally getting fucking defiled, man. Like, we gotta get these guys under control.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:34

This is getting crazy. And Christian Cole is like, I don't give a fuck. He's like, we're all gonna turn into beasts in the end. And I was like, does he say we're all gonna rape in the end? Is that what he's saying?

SPEAKER_05 1:24:45

Like, they're all losing their humanity, their humanity, essentially. And like, well, fucking like I can't wait for that fucking that war to I can't wait for that battle scene. I mean, it might happen within the next two episodes, but Kristen Cole's going to fucking die. Guess what?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:02

Everyone's gonna die. I think that's the whole show. Everyone fucking dies, yeah. But uh, yeah, and then he hits him with uh he hits him with a line, we're all gonna be beasts in the end, and then fucking Gwane's like, he's like, only if we abandon our principles, and that's fucking sh that shit hits Kristen Cole deep because he's like, I don't abandon them. Yeah he's like I I've been there. Yeah. Yeah. And then we fucking we jump to the bastards lying and wait. Fucking hanging out, waiting for waiting for Eamon. Just hanging out telling stories, all talking about his upbringing upbringing. And then uh raped by the red priestess, yeah, Melisandra, probably not, but could be. And then the red priest he was talking about. So it was it was the male, not Melisandre. It could have been though, because she she could have he she could have been like, yo, I got a cock now, I'm Zeus. No, yeah, it could have been. Um and then uh Ulf's just like, yo, man, I just want to be a I just want to be a knight so I can get pussy. I need a castle so I can get pussy. I was like, bruh, me and you, Ulf. Two P's in the pod. Two P's in the pod. Two peas in the pod, my friend. So then it goes to fucking Sheep Stealer just dropping off fucking Rene uh Raina on fucking some mountain. And he's like, peace out, bitch. Won't obey her. Peace. Peace. Allison sends some fucking fake news to the high towers. Yeah. With Helena standing right right beside her. Helena's definitely dying in this season, too. She got it. Definitely dying.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:37

So they're sitting there and like, I'm surprised I'm surprised they're not using a bit more of Helena's like witch shit. They're relying more on that Alice Rivers chick.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:46

Yeah. I 100% agree on that. Cause like she's actually got like fucking like she's a witchy bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:52

Yeah. Like she's got she's got she told she told Amon where where he was gonna die and when he was gonna die. And like she's got like she's got the sight for sure. Yeah. And I'm surprised they've only really done like maybe one scene each season with that. Yeah. And like I wish they would dive into that stuff in the Game of Thrones universe a bit more. Yeah. I wish they would show more of the magic side of it because it's obviously in the universe.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:14

It's it's more in the books, like especially with like uh especially with um Bran. Because like Brand Bran can like warg into like animals, like warg into his dire wolf and all that stuff, and like they they they show a lot of that in the books, but not so much in the shows. They really they really show a lot of the whole like mysticism.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:33

Yeah, I really wish they would have. I really wish they do. I really wish they would maybe even like because this is maybe more safe for my end review, but I'm almost done with dragons. You're done with dragons? Yeah, have you? That's the thing, it's hard to really talk to you about it because you haven't even watched it yet, but you really need to watch a knight in the seven kingdoms, yeah, and then you'll understand that this show, this this universe, yeah, needs more stories than. That are just grounded good stories. Yeah. We don't need all the fanfare and all the fantastic dragons, CGI, and everything. That show of the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, there's no fucking dragons in it. Yeah. It's just a story about a knight, and it's so good. It's better than probably all of these seasons.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:16

Like the tale of Duncan Egg has always been a good, a good tale.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:19

Yeah. So like I I think that's what this universe needs is maybe a bit more grounded shit, but it's funny because at the same time I'm asking for like more magic shit. I think they could do both. I think they could do like a fucking full magic shit and then some fucking full some more grounded shit. But yeah, I don't know. I think like I think at this point, like I love uh dragons are great. I'm done with them. I'm done with them. I'm done with them starting off these shows. They always start off these shows so extravagant and so great, and then they get lost in the minutiae so quickly in a season.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:51

Last season I remember Season two got lost, man. Fucking season two lost. After the battle of Rook's Nest, that's where like it it fell off a little bit. It got really boring. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:03

There should be at least three battles that happened by now. Damon's just settling squabbles in the riverlands. Yeah. That's what the season plots are.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:10

Literally hallucinating, tripping balls in the riverlands. Yeah, that's like the majority of the whole season. That's all I really remember was him tripping balls.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:17

Yeah, wasn't like, well, I don't know. I don't know. I really wish they'd be getting this shit together. But anyway, so Valerian takes his bastard son, and they're fucking, he's his first mate now. They're fucking because all his kids are dead. Yeah. Now all he's got is bastards. And he takes them and they're on they're on the sea, and they spot the triarchy. Because the triarchy has been has been uh brought in by the by the greens. Yes. And they're coming in and they got hella ships. Same people that the crab eater was with. Yeah. Crab eater was triarchy as well. That season one shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:48

So crab triarchy's coming in, and they're like, bro, we gotta fucking get out there and start fighting. And the the the the one thing that got me is like this show has done more for like like so like the whole the whole show of or the whole premise of Game of Thrones is like, can a woman lead? Yeah. Is that a thing? Can a woman lead? And then this show has been like, yo, all these women can lead. Everybody can lead. And like I'm like, eh, like, I don't, I don't, whatever. I don't give a it makes me not give a fuck because it feels so in my face that like every major character now, they're like, it's just a woman. And like, you I don't care, maybe from the book, don't give a fuck. No, they wouldn't let this woman captain a ship. They wouldn't let her captain a ship. She would not be able to captain a ship. I am telling you now.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:41

Yeah, also author of a character. I don't even know if her character is even in this story. She is, yeah, she is. She is, yeah. Yeah, okay, where I it's she's very unmemorable to me.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:50

Yeah, but so like and and a big thing, like, I don't know, it's just like the whole thing I've known about Westeros is like um whatever, whatever Game of Thrones, whatever. Oh, also, I fucking love this. Is in the the same scene. I fucking love, I don't know why I love this so much. I love when people call the ocean the drink. Yeah, I'm gonna fall into the drink. So fucking Aussie, bro. Every time they were saying it, I was like, bro, this is this is so don't wanna fall into the drink. I was like, yeah, you don't.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:18

I don't wanna fall into the drink, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:21

I don't know why. I love that shit. They kept calling it the drink, and I was like, bro, that's so sailory shit. Fuck yeah, dude. And then she, so this is her plan. She's like, okay, I'm gonna take high tide and I'm gonna take Corliss's castle and basically like take his throne room. Yeah, and set it a flame, and then he's gonna be like, he's gonna be thrown off guard and he's gonna have to come after us.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:43

Well, like you know why she did that, right? Like to set it a flame to throw him off guards, because like Corless has like he's like literally like the Westeros, like greatest like sailor. He's a sea snake, right? Like he's this he's been around the like the entire world. He's like that room is like filled with all of his like like most desired treasures from like all of his conquests and shit. So like seeing that, it's like basically the history of his entire life and all of his like his accolades.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:06

And every all his family is dead. Yeah, his wife is dead, his kids are dead. Yeah, he doesn't got much left. He's got bastards that don't want to even talk to him.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:14

Yeah, and now he sees his goddamn all of his like prized possessions being burnt. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:19

Exactly. Somebody he's gonna get pissed, right? He's he's gonna want to go for that shit. So good, decent plan. Yeah. And then fucking Sheep Stealer returns with some sheep for Damon's daughter.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:28

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:29

He's like, eat up, bitch. Eat up. Things are looking up, maybe. Maybe, I don't know, maybe that maybe this dragon can't can be tamed. Who knows, man? I guess we're gonna find out.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:39

I think I think they're I think they're combining Sheep Stealer and Cannibal into like uh two characters. And I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure in this story it's cannibal who comes to the battle of the gullet and starts fucking things up. If I'm if I'm like if I might I might be Mr. Manbring, but I'm pretty sure it's the cannibal and not Sheep Stealer who comes in and fucks things up.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:00

No idea. I don't remember reading anything about that, but maybe. I'm pretty sure it might have been. I'm gonna have to look into that. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote us on anything, dude. Yeah. And then fucking the high towers received a letter that Allison sent, and homie is fucking getting faded. Homie is getting faded off the snifter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:18

Homie's hitting that shit. Like he's fucking, he's fucking shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:21

I was watching that and I'm like, what is he fucking hitting, boy? What is he hitting hitting?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:26

I want to try that. I read someone on I re I read someone online that were like pe people were saying, like, oh, he's like trying to like combat the scent, combat the smell. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know, because then they have like It looked like he was enjoying it a little bit too much. Game of Thrones or House of the Dragon, Game of Thrones, whatever. They also have something called the weeks ahead trailer. Yeah. So they'll show a trailer, which came out like a couple days ago, and it shows like usually it's like 60% episode two, 20% episode three, and then the rest is the rest of the season. Yeah. And it shows that guy heavily in the trailer hitting the snifty. Yeah. Hitting the and I'm like, I don't know, bro. I think this guy might be getting a fading.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:02

I think that guy's getting fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:04

Or he's hitting venom, dude. He's got venom from fucking Bane, dude. Yeah, fuck some shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:08

You get turned into a fucking giant hulking beast.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:13

I think that might make me like the show.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:16

Turned into a giant titan.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:18

See, like well, like I do I do like this show. I liked season one. Season two almost fucking lost me, but I feel like this premiere of season three kind of brought me back into it. I hope they fucking amp it up. Cause, like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:32

Yeah. Well, I mean, we'll see. We'll fucking see. Okay, and this is the this is a scene. This is a legendary scene where Allison is uh goes into Eamon's room and she's trying to convince him again to go to Heron Hall. Yeah. And she's having this deep talk with him, whatever. I didn't really write anything down about that. But then they he walks up and he's standing by the fireplace and she goes and she goes and talks to him. She's she's fucking trying to convince him.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:55

He's like, I I love you. You're my son. Is that you're basically like, I don't want to like lose my if I lose my children, I'm nothing. Like I'll like, you know, she's being a mom, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:04

Yeah, exactly. And then and then she's being a mom so well that Amon comes in and starts making out with her. Yeah, it's like he just starts fucking just tonguing the chick.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:14

Straight up Otopice complex, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:16

And like she her eyes are open the whole time. She looks scared. I'm like, bruh, this is like usually in Game of Thrones, incest makes me hard. This made me cum.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:30

I was like, I was gonna say, I thought you were gonna say uncomfortable, and then you're like, oh, this made me cum. Holy I wrote that way.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:39

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:40

It's crazy. It's it's wild, like even considering that the actress for Alicent is like three years uh an age difference for that guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:48

So it makes it not believable, it just makes it feel weird.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:52

He's 30 and she's 32. Yeah, yeah. Wild. Yeah, anyway, so then again, Alison was like 12, 13 years old when she gave birth to him.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:01

So yeah, I mean, like, that's how you do it, bro. Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher. You said that before. Anyways, continue. Sorry. So then we jump back to the bastards, and olf is taking a fucking fat shit, dude. Ulf is fucking shitting his brains out, dude. Ulf is shitting so hard it's crazy. And you know what's funny? So you haven't watched Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, like I've said already. But I'm gonna download it.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:29

Yep, they show it from the back and they show his logs dropping, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:34

No way. Okay, dude. Fuck it. I'll walk. There's also a scene in the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms where like uh Dunk is trained by like this really drunken knight, and then one time like they're he's coming out of coming out of the cabin or the hut that they're in, and the knight comes out, and he's got the fucking biggest dick I've ever seen in my life.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:56

This dude's fucking hanging dong, dude. Hanging dong.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:00

It's crazy. I was watching it and I was like, Erica, get in here. You gotta see this thing. You gotta see this masterpiece. Anyway, so there's mad hang dong on that show. Also, like just seeing somebody shitting is crazy. Um, but they see they see the they see a green man, like the bat because the ulf gets scared, he sees a black goat, yeah, and then he runs away, and then fucking Hugh and the other black guy look up and they see the guy with the antlers. Yeah, the green man. The green man. Yeah, the the protector, whatever. Not Charlie Day, no, not something else entirely. No, well, they get they get a warning from Alice, the the Riverlands witch, and they warn basically to go back to Dragonstone. And like also, I'm like wondering, is like was Alice the black goat? Like, who was the the black goat is like a bad omen? So and was it just from like the the green men, or was Alice becoming the black goat to like show that it was it was bad?

SPEAKER_05 1:37:55

That's a good question because she is a wish you think she would have the ability to shape shift.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:00

Yeah, yeah. This is what I read online. So green men were the sacred order entrusted with the guardianship of the Isle of Faces in the Riverlands. Yeah. So like they're just like characters. I don't know how much they showed them in like season two, apparently. Yeah, there's like one second. There's a quick glimpse of him. Yeah, yeah. So like we'll see how far that goes.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:18

And also, like uh like they they protect the forest, and I'm pretty sure that's like uh the same forest for like uh what are they called again?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:25

The chosen of the forest are from. Hey man, I'd believe it. I've never read any of the books.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:28

I'm pretty sure that's where they go. Have you read this book? I've I've read the song up. I've read the book. Um it's called Fire and Ice, and it's basically like the entire encyclopedia of the Targaryen family.

unknown 1:38:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:41

And then um so the queen learns of the war on the seas, and she protests like fuck Queen Renaire. She's like, I gotta go out and fight. Yeah, I go and fucking fuck these dudes up and protect my fucking ships. And immediately Jace is like, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:00

Hey, hey, bitch, you crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:02

How about you get in your room, mom? Drunk ass bitch. Fucking get in there. Your uncle, your unk, unk, lock that door on that woman. Exactly. Lock that door on that woman.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:10

Jace is like, Jace is like, yo, yo, yo, we're doing this to protect her. How about you lock her up? Because she's a crazy bitch. And he's like, I mean, I guess she's the queen. Am I not gonna die? He's like, do it, do it. You died protecting her, that's your job. So they lock her up.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:26

Essentially what happened. They lock her up, paraphrasing a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:29

They lock her up, but then there's this, there's this one one part in the scene where like kind of threw me out of it a little bit. And like, I don't know, maybe it's just me. Because I know they definitely swear on this show, but when Rhenira was like banging on the door, get me out of this fucking room, it kind of threw me out. I was like, uh, it felt weird. It felt weird. It did feel weird to hear it out of Rhaenyra's. Felt off.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:48

Maybe maybe you've heard her drop an F-bomb at all.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:51

Maybe just a bad delivery of the line or something, but like, I don't know. It felt it felt weird. So, anyway, she gets locked up, and then Jace, Jay, dude, Jace convincing Bela in that scene. I don't know if you remember this. I watched it twice. So, like, dude, the dude's eyes, he's like, he's got the craziest eyes I've ever seen. His eyes are all wide, they're like popping out of his head, and he's like, dude, this, we gotta go do this, we gotta go do this. And I'm like, if I have if anybody ever looks at me with those eyes, I'm gonna probably be like, I don't know, man. Maybe I'll think about it. Like, do you think I could sleep on this, please? Like, dude, dude was looking, dude was looking fucking, he had crazy eyes. Dude, he was hungry. If like if I was her, if I was her, let nice little light skinned shoddy, I would have said, sorry, daddy, I can't. Yes, sorry. Sorry, daddy. You're too crazy for me. Yeah, anyway, so they both take off. The war wages on in the seas, and then then we find out we find out this is also what made me laugh really hard. Um, probably again from the book, but just just such a funny name that the the name of uh Lohara ship is the bitch fist. I said I said, come on, dude. That sounds like the name of a girl's like roller rank derby team. Like, we're the bitch fist, we're gonna fuck you girls up.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:15

Sounds like the name of uh girls uh double-headed dildo.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:19

Yeah, like uh like the bitch fist. Oh, it's two fists. It's two fists. Double headed fist, and the bitch fist. Oh my god, I gotta find show me that video. Okay, let's be honest here. But yeah, like again, some of the names on the show, dude. And then so Coral Corla sees her ship, and he's like, he's like, yo, we I guess I'm gonna set this bitch up. He's like, make sure she sees us. She's gonna follow us into the fucking into the tide, into the low tide, and we're gonna destroy her ship. And then after we destroy her ship, her her fleet is her fleet is uh is is directionless because that she's the flagship of the fleet. She's the captain. Yeah, they're like, yo, let's fuck up her ship, and then you know what? We're gonna fucking we'll win. So he goes, they go into the fucking they go into the trenches. This is a good strategy, honestly. Go into the trenches. Good, good, good strategy, dude. Good strategy. This whole battle scene, too, though, is so like atmospheric and smoky. I was just watching it being like coughing. I was like, ugh, dude, squinting, bro. It was well shot, man. It felt like a movie. Yeah, I actually I actually really like the some of the scenes in this in like the the ship fighting stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:25

Yeah, it looked really good. It it should have because it is like the greatest naval battle in Westeros history. It's supposed to look fucking like like it they they captured that very well, I felt like in the episode. Yeah, I I really liked that. I really, really, really liked that.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:42

Yeah, so they're so their plan is to go off into the whatever, into the little into the low tide, and then immediately the dragons arrive. Dragons arrive, Jason Bela slaying motherfuckers, just lighting ships aflame. Fucking vermax is kicking ass. But literally, you know, it's funny in this scene. They light two ships of flame. Yeah, they go way too low because their dragons are too small, yeah, and then they start getting shot. Bitch fist pulls out the fucking legendary um arrows from Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:10

What's it called again?

SPEAKER_02 1:43:10

I forget what they call it. God damn it, I should have written that down.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:13

It's like, was it called a scorpion or some shit? That sounds about right. I think it's called the scorpion. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:18

So they pull that out. Legendary weapon in Game of Thrones that they were uh always talking about. And then um Thanks, brother. Yeah, and then Lohar hits hits hits um Vermax with uh with the arrow, and they have this brilliant thing in the show that maybe it's probably in the book, but I thought it was really good for um killing dragons. Yeah, shoots the arrow at the dragon, hits the dragon, release a weight, a fucking anchor that drops into the water and constantly pulls the dragon down with the arrow. Yeah. Thought that was great, great craftsmanship, great engineering. Wow, I was like, goddamn, these dragons do not stand a chance. I didn't think a woman could really think like that. I don't think she made it up. I think she was just a good shot. And I honestly didn't think a woman could shoot that well. Riddle me surprise. Yeah. Anyway, so so so this dragon is going down, and like at the same time, I'm like, dude, this dragon's gonna die. And then Bela comes in with moon, moonlight or whatever the fuck she calls it, moon beam, and that she swoops under the chain, breaks it with her dragon, boom, Vermax is free, Jason her, fly away. Is it Moondancer? Moondancer. Moondancer. Moondancer and her fly, they all fly away because at this point they're like, Well, we're not trying to get fucking murdered. We only they only destroyed like three ships. Yeah. And they were like, yo, we got fucking destroyed, so let's get out of here. So they leave, and then hold on, let me let me open pop this boy back up. Um then Corless uses his expertise of the sea and navigates the shallow water. He he first he first has a guy controlling the ship and he says, you know what, dude, let me just do it. Yeah, because this guy's like banging into rocks, banging in the rocks, he navigates a shallow water.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:04

I'm gonna take over.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:05

Exactly. Navigates a shallow water like a professional, shows how good the sea snake is on his own turf, where he is, knows the sea amazing, makes it through. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:15

I thought it was a nice touch too, man. Fucking say we get to see that the legendary sea snake kid like navigated fucking shit, right? Fucking loved that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:23

Actually made it seem like he was doing something. Yeah. Because in the whole show, he's just being like, do this, do that, do this. But him being like, no, I got this, and then navigating, I was like, good touch. I like that. I love that because I'm glad they actually showed him doing something. Yeah, um, but then but then they're they're navigating through and they're like, no, the bitch isn't gonna make it. She's come with two other ships. The two ships beside her capsize, they hit the rocks, they fucking sink. And then she is on the ship and she's like, I don't know what to do. She can hear, she touches the ground, which I thought was a good, which which was a good little scene because she's checking the vibrations from her ship, and she's like, She's like, Oh no, she's like too much weight. So they start throwing all the weight off the ship, they throw all the fucking Lannisters off the fucking ship, including all the Lannisters with all their gear that they that they originally made the pact with. Yeah, threw them off the ship. She's touching the ground, she feels it stop vibrating, makes it through the low tide. Yeah, thought that was a good scene. To be honest, I like that too. Thought that was a good scene. Yeah, didn't literally, I was like, oh, she's fucked. Yeah, oh, she's fucked. And then she's like, No, I'm gonna unload my ship.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:26

They killed that fucking guy. They didn't even like really show him die. She's like, All right, you're off the ship, and she fucking throws him. Yeah, that guy's totally dead.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:32

Well, yeah, she's I think she's had some clever line, like, yeah, how heavy is it now? And then he she like pushes him over the side of the ship or something. It shows them under the water, all like hitting the rocks, dying, whatever. Um, she makes it through, and then you're like, you you you cut back to to to Adam and Corless, and they're like, She's got the fucking lead on us, dude. She's gonna catch us. They killed the key, there was twins though, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:46:54

There was like the Lannister twins, or like one was like, I think the one was the one that had to be. Yeah, yeah, they had one, yeah. So they killed both those fucking twins in the same episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:02

They're fucking dead as fuck. Yeah. Well, I think there's also like a twin of Tywin Lannister that's maybe somewhere still in the show. Yeah. Yeah. Because he was in one of the previous seasons. Anyway, so they make it out of the shallow water. Sheep Stealer and and uh Reina are on their way to Dragonstone and they see the battle happening overseas on yonder. This fucking dumb bitch. And she's like, Alright, I guess we gotta go to help because I got a dragon now. She's like, I'm fucking dragon rider, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:30

Dumb fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:31

So she goes to help, and the bitch cuts back to the bitch fist. The bitch fist has has the craziest ramor on the front of her ship. Just the this big ass piece of wood that is definitely made to cut ships in half. Yeah. I don't know why Corless did this, but I guess Corless turns the ship so it's sideways against her, so it's easier for her to break in half. I guess so he could shoot better, but like still it was like I don't know. Maybe maybe just let her hit you from the back. Regardless. She smokes the sea snake ship, almost takes the bitch in half. People start fucking battling Sue's.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:08

I got a fun little I got a fun little tidbit for you right now. Corless's sword isn't a Valerian sword. The sword that he's using is a Dothraki sword, which shows like which also shows his love for pundering and shit. He's using a fucking Dothraki. He's using a fucking Dothraki sword within the whole fucking battle. He's using a Dothraki sword. Yeah, and he's fucking people up. Which I which I thought was pretty cool. I thought that was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:32

Corless, Corliss is Corless is fucking people up like bad. Yeah. He's killing people, and he's fighting his way to this bitch, and they fight him. And then um Corliss gets fucking thrown off the ship. Adam takes down the bitch. Bitch gets stabbed in the throat. Fucking murder sergeant.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:50

That sequence is really cool too. Father! It's the first time he calls him father, which I thought was fucking cool. Fucking like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:57

In times of distress, bro, you're like, this is my only family, man. Yeah, he got it.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:01

Where did Corliss go? Is Corlis dead? Well, it's so I really hope he didn't die.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:05

Showed him dropping in the drink. Yeah. He fell in the drink, and his fate is left unknown. But they show in the weeks ahead trailer that he like wakes up on the side of a beach.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:15

Ooh, over Valeria? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:18

Well, I don't know where he is, but it shows that. Maybe we'll watch it after the after the episode. Yeah, you will, yeah. Um, anyway, so yeah, she fate unknown, and then sheepstealer cuts back to Sheepstealer just fucking going down, fucking burning some ships, but then Sheep Stealer starts getting fucking shot at with arrows and fire and shit, and Sheep Stealer freaks out, bro. Sheep Stealer's like, yo, I'm not obeying no more. Starts slaughtering every ship, regardless of green or black, just killing everybody. So Bayless sees that there's a there's a dragon over there, so she's like, Alright, let's go. At the same time, Jace sees it, they both go into hell. Um Jace's dragon is shot once again. Once again. Dude, once again shot. And Baylick comes down again to try and swoop out and break the chain. Doesn't work. This is probably the no, this is actually the end of the show. Um, and then fucking Jace is pulled down, and this is, I think I was watching Max fucking drowned. I was watching the show, and I'm like, I think that might be the worst way to kill a dragon is to drown it. I don't know why I was watching it, and I was like, it just feels fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:22

I felt I felt bad for the dragon. Yeah, I didn't feel as bad for Jace. Why would you? He had crazy eyes. Yeah, even though like that's why I told you like fucking we watched that that trailer, I was like, man, it's like it's gonna get sad because like Jace's death in the in the story is pretty fucking sad. And then like fucking, it's like, dude, the could honestly care less.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:41

I watched his death and I was like, good, die, bitch. So his dragon gets pulled down by the anchor, his dragon dies, he's floating in the water, and like he turns around to a ship, and they just unload arrows into him.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:54

Gets hit by three arrows, just two in the back, and he turns around and one in the neck, and boom, dies.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:59

Killed, murdered, and he sinks down to the bottom. They kind of pan back a little bit, show a little bit of destruction. End of the episode.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:06

You still see uh you still see Raina flying over top.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:10

Uh her and her dragon are in distress.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:12

Yeah, like a little lesbian.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:15

Um, yeah, uh I didn't I don't have like a high high review of the show. Like I said, I've I really want um more. I mean, I'm I'm I'm excited for the show. I'm yeah, I'm glad we're gonna talk about it, but like I really hope it is better than past seasons.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:32

I really hope it's better than season two. I thought season one was fucking phenomenal.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:35

Season one was great, but season two was not. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:38

Season two was like a fucking, like literally like a seven out of ten for me. Maybe, maybe it's six point five.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:44

I have a feeling people stopped watching after season two.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:47

I feel like that too.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:47

I don't know what their viewing numbers are for season three, but I can imagine they're down.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:52

They had the battle of Rook's Nest in episode four, and then after that, they had like what, like fucking another six episodes of nothing. Literally nothing going on for six episodes after the battle of Rook's Nest, which is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:07

Yeah, I don't know. Um, either way, like my main takeaway from this episode is like wish there was more Damon. Jace, glad he died, because if he didn't, fucking Rainier was gonna castrate him. Yeah. Like there was no way he was gonna be like, yeah, mommy, what's up? How's it going?

SPEAKER_05 1:52:25

If they follow the story, dude, we're gonna see a lot of Damon. We're gonna see a lot of badass Damon. We're gonna see Damon fucking goddamn war with caraxes, bro. Fucking click, that's the dragon's name is right, Caraxes, yeah. Fucking him and caraxes are gonna fucking tear shit. Oh, yeah. That's good, that's good. That's good. We're gonna fucking, we're gonna, we're gonna see they already teased it in the episode God's eye, which is like fucking like one of my fucking all-time favorite fucking stories from the of that book I read, The fucking battle of God's eye. I really hope we fucking see that happen in this season finale. That's all I gotta say. Yeah. Without any spoilers. They already teased it, they teased it, they said God's eye. That's the thing. I know what's coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:07

I don't think I think it's un I think it's also very silly for anybody to be like, hey, you spoiled the show. It's a fucking book. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah, and this fucking book came like fucking like 20 years ago.

SPEAKER_05 1:53:20

Like, read the book, fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:22

But also, no wonder why they haven't been taming wild dragons. They're more fucking unruly, bro. Yeah. More fucking unruly. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And this new shit's like fucking, they just be fucking pairing people with riders. Yeah. They just be like, yo, you think you need a rider, you need a rider. Amen was like, Your mom's dead, her dragon's mine.

SPEAKER_05 1:53:42

You the hammer, though, man. His fucking dragon. That dragon's fucking awesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:46

Well, I don't know. I hope I hope the the season progresses to continually build to something instead of instead of like building to something and then having a payoff every like second episode where they have a battle. I I think it would be better if they had like an in a s a slight like rise in the tension of the whole episode and then ended with a great big battle instead of most of the show where it's like we're just gonna do a battle every couple episodes, and then like if it doesn't work out, last episode's gonna be like just hanging out. And I'm not a fan. Don't want that. Not a fan.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:22

I I I need I need that's why I need the finale to be the Battle of God's eye.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:27

How many seasons are they supposed to be doing for this?

SPEAKER_05 1:54:29

I think five. My honesty. I hope not. If if they keep amping it up, at least just do four.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:35

Just do do contain shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:38

Isn't this like an excerpt from a one book?

SPEAKER_05 1:54:41

Yeah, it's it's literally it.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:42

Isn't this like not even a whole book? It's just like a portion of the book.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:46

Yeah, fucking the story of Dunkin' Egg is in the same fucking book. Fucking crazy. Yeah. The story of Dunkin' Egg is literally. No, it's one season.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:53

Yeah. They I don't think they're planning on doing more of that show. I think that's it. Yeah, I'm not too sure. I don't know, man. Sometimes I'm like, man, HBO is so money hungry, they're just doing whatever they can.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:05

But the the story of the Dance of the Dragons is a pretty big story. I mean, they gets like it's like one of the most like monumental stories in Westeros history. But uh, and also Aegon's Conquest, which I think they're gonna be doing as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:17

But imagine if they did that in like two seasons. How jam-packed and cool that would be. Instead instead of doing it in seven seasons, where it's like, oh, this one was good, this one was good, this one was better, this one was alright.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:31

I thought that they like honestly, three seasons max is like if they if they would have amped up like you know, season two, which you know, but it should have just fucking took off in season two. Let's get to it, let's go. But no, we had to like fucking like watch Damon and Heron Hall for fucking eight episodes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:49

It was a lot. It was a lot, it was a lot, it was a lot, but um, yeah, I don't know. I think that's about all I got to say about the show. Like it was good. I I like I like some stuff, I dislike some stuff, um, mostly dislike that this felt like it definitely should have been last season's finale. Yeah. Um, I guess I understand why they didn't do that, where they had to start off with a bang on this one, but like that's the thing. Like I said earlier, these shows start off with a bang all the time. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then like by episode four, you're like stuck in the minutia of like the politics of Westeros. Yeah. And you're like, well, I don't want to see that. Because guess what? They did it already in Game of Thrones. I've seen it for seven or eight seasons already.

SPEAKER_05 1:56:32

Yeah, let's do some dragon shit. Fucking show me the dances of dragons. I want to see the fucking dances of dragons.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:39

Show it to me already. Show me a dragon doing the Macarena, dude. Okay. Show me a dragon. There's two dragon salsa dances.

SPEAKER_05 1:56:46

Oh, that's what the that's what the war is called, the dance of the dragon.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:48

I know, I'm making a joke.

SPEAKER_05 1:56:50

Okay. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:51

I know. I'm trying to be funny. My bad. Whatever, man. I'm I'm done. I'm done with these fucking with these fucking shitty Game of Thrones spin. Like, if the next spinoff is just like more dragons, probably not gonna watch it. Probably not gonna watch it, to be honest.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:09

I'll I'll watch Aegon's Conquest. Probably a badass story. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:14

Every story is a badass story. What are we talking about? It's like it's like what what story in Game of Thrones that you're like, oh, that's not a badass. It's all a badass story. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:26

Brandon brand the broken.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:29

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_05 1:57:30

They ended the show with that. That's a badass story. That's not a badass story.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:34

Fucking DB and fucking.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:35

He's got a better story than Brian the Broken. I was like, what do you mean? He was gone for a whole season.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:42

Yeah, I don't know, man. We'll see. Hope next season's better. We'll watch the weeks ahead trailer after. Yeah. Did you have anything else you wanted to jump on? I think you said you had something about um a certain movie that just came out.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:56

Okay, yeah. Um well, first off, I wanted to give my rating of the episode. Oh yeah, give it.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:04

I think I'm at 6.4. Fuck, really? Yeah. Oh my god, dude. Like, I think it's just my it's obviously my uh my uh my rating is a completely biased rating because I'm about sick of these dragon bullshits. Yeah, you're you're sick of the dragons. But you know, it is what it is. It's still good. It's still good.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:22

I'm still gonna keep watching it. You're watching a show called House of the Dragons, and you're like, I'm sick of the dragons. Too much fucking dragons, man. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:58:30

You're watching a show called House of the Dragons, man. What a good point. Wow, this guy here.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:36

Wow, somebody get this guy like a doctorate or something. It's a very good point. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's just because like after Game of Thrones, everybody was like, we need more dragons. And then the show is like all the dragons, and it's just not all the dragons. Like lots of the episodes are like, Yeah, we're riding on dragons, yeah, but we're not doing much.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:56

Yeah, I'm gonna I can't I understand but your your point of view. Like, I want to see like them do more with the dragons. And I I do I believe me, believe me, if they do follow the fucking story, they're we're gonna see a lot of cool dragon shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:11

I mean, I'm sure. Also we're gonna see every single one of them die. But like, hold on, hold on. Hold on. After a certain point, how much cool dragon shit is cool dragon shit? Because guess what? There's only so many times I could see somebody get eaten by a dragon, and I'm like, cool. Only so many times I could see somebody get breathed on by fire by a dragon, and I'm like, oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:32

How do you make I'm talking about dragons fighting each other? Like dragons like an aerial, aerial battle. Aerial combat, bro. No way, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 1:59:41

No way, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:43

You're kidding me. I'm not fucking with it. You're kidding me. I am not kidding you.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:47

There is aerial dragon combat.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:49

There's aerial dragon combat.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:51

Oh my god, I think I'm back in.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:52

Oh yeah, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:53

Aerial dragon combat.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:55

Get fucking bricked. Um, yeah, whatever. Dude, I was thinking about getting a fucking samurai sword. You should get one. Oh my fucking wall there, dude. Fucking give yourself, dude.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:05

Fucking circumcise yourself. Fuck yeah, buddy. Actually, you should get one, I'll circumcise you. That's good content.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:13

That's good content. All right now, Sean. Make sure you fucking hold the poor skin. Tight. Tight.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:17

Hold it taut.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:18

Tight. Hold it taut, Sean.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:20

Taught. Word.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:22

Well, yeah, anyways, uh fucking Supergirl has been getting um It's so funny that you were like, my Supergirl review is about to come up and you haven't seen the movie. I know.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:31

It's not a review. Um, it's been getting poor reviews. Yeah, it has. And uh I feel like there's I have a whole theory behind it as to why. I do as well. I feel like it's because people were just like out of the gate, like just like ready and prepared to hate on Supergirl. Why is that? Well, I've seen like a lot of hate on online, like a lot of like Snyder bros, a lot of Snyder cucks like shitting on Millie Alcock and like you know making memes about her and all this fucking stuff. Why I've been seeing it for months. Just cause like just because she's a girl? Yeah, it's because she's a girl. So people out of the gate are just like ready to hate on Supergirl was like automatically. Yeah. That's that's my theory.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:06

That's my like I'm from what I from what I've read is that everybody says like it's a really bad script. Millie Alcock is really good in the movie, but the script is really, really bad. Yeah. And the biggest thing that I think about it is that like maybe it has a bad script, but also I think maybe the uh uh not the smart not the smartest thing to do was to release super release Superman, yeah, which was your first movie in the DC, the new DC universe. Yeah. Did pretty good, 89%.

SPEAKER_05 2:01:37

I I love Superman.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:38

I loved it, that was great. Most people liked it. Um did great, and then for your very next movie to be the exact same character, but a woman. Yeah. And like in my brain, I was like, well, it's like it's I know it's not on Earth, but it's the same movie. Yeah. And a big thing about like that I read or that James Gunn has said in interviews is that the only way he was able to make the Superman movie, like he wasn't able to connect with the character, and the only way he found connection through the character was through crypto, was through the dog. So that's why in the movie, a big a big hinge on the movie is that he's trying to get his dog back. Yeah, very John Wick, very like, I need to get my dog back, and that's really the crux of the movie. Yeah, Superman's like, You took my dog, give me my dog back. Yeah, and the James Gunson said that's where he kind of found the in with the character. And if you've watched any of the trailers for this new Supergirl movie, that's basically what the Supergirl movie is. No, crypto is a big part of it. Crypto getting hurt again and being injured in a certain way. And like in my brain, I'm like, didn't you just do that exact same movie just with the male character? Yeah. And like, I just don't I like I get maybe that's your only way of like inspiration with a character.

SPEAKER_05 2:02:49

I was like blaming all the Snyder Bros.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:52

It very well could be the Snyder Bros, but James Gunn also said that he's like, I'm going forward with the superhero movie because the script is good. Yeah, and everybody who's watched the movie has said this is the script you wanted. And the script isn't that good, apparently. From what I read, too. Yeah, yeah. Uh that that's what I heard. But again, like in my brain, I was like, bruh, it's the same movie, just on a different planet.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:14

They should have done like they should have like a Batman movie after Superman. They should have start building up the Justice League, dude.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:20

Or just like not really put all your eggs in one basket of being like, yo, um, this is my in with one character, so this is my in with all the same. But James Gunn didn't even write the screenplay for No, he didn't. But he he he did he did say that it was it was a good script. And also, like I probably because of crypto. Oh, crypto. Yes, yeah, exactly. But but I got I could also see like somebody writing that script and being like, oh, this is what they did in Superman? Well, this is what I'm gonna do in this movie. Very similar.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:48

It's super girl. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:53

I'm still gonna watch it. I don't know if I'm watching theaters, but I'm still gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:55

I'm probably gonna wait for streaming. But then again, at the same time, I was like, man, fucking like uh does us want to wait to watch the second movie in the fucking DC EU. Isn't that gonna like hinder the success of the DC EU? Like, because like what if it's a fucking flop and then they don't make like make money off of it and the DCEU is like fucking like washed up as soon as like as soon as like the gates open, like right out of the gate.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:20

I don't think that's the thing. Because like I I I would wager that a lot of the last DCU incarnations didn't do incredibly well, and they still continued to make movies. Yeah. Like I I know Aquaman was one of the first like uh DC movies to like break a billy or something like that.

SPEAKER_05 2:04:37

Yeah, Wonder Man. Oh, Wonder Woman Wonder Man. Wonder Woman almost broke a billy, yeah. That first.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:43

I remember like the James Wan um first Aquaman was like a it was a billion dollar franchise.

SPEAKER_05 2:04:47

But because of a lot of fucking horny women wanted to watch Jason O'Moa want to fuck shit up.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:52

I mean horny women and me, dude. Like why do you gotta why do you gotta slew good, good, hardworking men like myself?

SPEAKER_05 2:04:58

I watched, I watched, I watched what Aquaman with one hand. Crazy.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:04

Two hours?

SPEAKER_05 2:05:06

That's goon at all. I watched her with one hand, dude. You're a full goonating. That was back when like Amber Heard was hot too. I was like back before the whole Johnny Depp bullshit. I was like, oh yeah, Amber Heard, dude. Fuck yeah. Wait, do you do you mean the Johnny Depp bullshit made her not hot? It made her even hot. The craziness made her hot.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:22

Oh god damn, girl. What pussy is worth this? Oh my god. Her pussy must be incredible. Her head game must be immaculate. Johnny Depp was getting beat. He he put up with a lot. He was she shit in his bed. Oh yeah, I don't know. I think it's uh I think it has the potential to be good, but it's probably not gonna be good from what people are saying. But yeah, it's just like man, it just in my brain, I'm like, the only saving grace for that movie is Jason Momoa's Lobo.

SPEAKER_05 2:05:52

Yeah, and like apparently it's a it's a role that he's always wanted. Yeah, of course. Yeah, so we're gonna see him like legit like give his all as Lobo. Which I'm pretty excited to see. And apparently apparently like Millie Alcock's also really good as supergirl.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:07

So, like, you know, wait and see. Yeah, I mean, um, I might go watching theaters, you know. Maybe I'll hit a Tuesday night when it's a bit cheaper.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:17

I'm down to go. Yeah. Yeah, we could do a fucking review that same day. Hell yeah. Let's fucking do it.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:22

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:23

You got money? I get I get paid on Friday. All right, cool.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:27

Well, I'll let you know because I don't know if I'm gonna accept this uh bartending job yet. Because it's like the only opportunity I have right now. Yeah. And Erica was like, you shouldn't take it because it's sketchy. And I was like, I should take it because I don't want to, I don't want my family to be on the streets. I also do we need to be on the streets because we need to be on the fucking streets, dude.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:44

I live, I mean I live, I work just down the street from the streets.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:46

I was gonna say, dude, every time you get to work, uh come on down. What's your hours like? I wanted to come to the McLaren. Come on down, pull down the fort in the McLaren.

SPEAKER_05 2:07:00

What do you mean, dude? You hang out with me. Hang out with me, bro. Well, okay, my hours like uh it all it all depends. Like uh I usually get off around like 11 30 midnight around. Oh, perfect. That's when I close. That's that's that's that's on like uh on um on weekends, and then on on weekdays, whenever every time I work on a weekday, um I get off around like 10 30, depending. Nice, depending, yeah. Nice. What time do you start? I usually start around four.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:25

Okay, yeah. That then you know what's funny? Erica was asking me, uh or I was talking to Erica and I was like, how does Sean never have fucking money? And then she's we started talking about kitchen life, and I was like, Oh yeah, I used to work and I would start at four and I would get cut at 10, and then you would work like six hours, and it wouldn't really be that much. Yeah, and then you would be like, Why is my paycheck so small? And you'd be like, Oh yeah, because I work six hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So and then and then I was like, Okay, I'll never question Sean about money again, but I still will because guess what?

SPEAKER_05 2:07:53

Get it together and lock in. Yeah, well, some some some some days I work four days a week, some days I work some weeks I work three days a week, and some weeks I work like five days a week. So my my paycheck's like always fluctuating.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:04

It's so funny for me to tell you to get it together and lock in, and I don't have to be a good one. You don't even have a fucking job, dude.

SPEAKER_00 2:08:09

How you've never brought that up before.

SPEAKER_05 2:08:11

Because I'm a fucking nice friend. I'm a good friend.

SPEAKER_00 2:08:13

What do you mean it's a comedy podcast loser? You want my honest opinion? Yes, get it together, dude.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:21

I'm dry, I'm drying.

SPEAKER_05 2:08:24

You're using your foot as an excuse now.

SPEAKER_00 2:08:27

You're using a lit, I'm using a literal crutch. I've never once used my foot as an excuse since I broke it. You've been using nothing but crutches since you broke your foot.

SPEAKER_07 2:08:38

Crutches on crutches. I'm just being lazy. That's what it is. It's a crutch.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:42

Erica's technically the crutch. Exactly. Yeah, she's a crutch, yes. That's the conclusion. We're gonna end with you fucking just calling me out like that. Fuck yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank you guys so much for listening. It's been it's been it's been a great week. Me and Sean are about to step outside and put on the gloves. And uh if I don't kill him, we'll be here next week. Fuck. Thank you guys so much. Uh, we love you. Rate, subscribe, comment, uh, send us fan mail, um, send us money, but send it to my account. Sean's gonna spend it. Fuck it. Fighting words.

SPEAKER_05 2:09:24

All right, peace. Alright, and if you don't like our if you don't like our show, um, you can always come into my house and fucking step up.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:31

But but stop giving us bad reviews, dude. We gotta get that five-star rating back. 4.6, man. Fuck you. 4.6 now? I gotta check. I it was at 4.3 last time I saw it. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 2:09:42

Well, anyways, I love all my viewers and everyone that's reviewed the the episode very kindly. And, you know, I I love all of you except for the guy that fucking dropped us down to a 4.3. Go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:52

Do it more kind, please.

SPEAKER_05 2:09:54

All right. Have a good night, y'all.