The RivalRay Begins!!

New episode of the Just Clownin’ Podcast is live: The RivalRay Begins! 

The first official round of Fun Box is here! Sean kicks off Round 1 as Ray feeds him clues for a lineup of heist movies. Surprisingly, not a single answer was The Fast & the Furious franchise... we're just as shocked as you are.

The boys also break down the latest episode of House of the Dragon, settle the age-old debate over what does (and definitely does not) qualify as a Christmas movie, venture into mushroom trip stories, discuss Sean's strange genetics, male pattern baldness, and somehow manage to cram approximately 47,000 F-bombs into one episode.

If swearing offends you... this probably isn't the podcast for you.

As always, it's two pals goofing off, talking shit, and seeing where the conversation goes. Crack a beer, have a laugh, and welcome back to the Just Clownin' Podcast.

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:07

Hello and welcome back to the Just Clowning Podcast. Haven't changed the name yet, still fucking gay. We are coming to you live from Raymond's bedroom. Raymond's bed. It is July 5th, 11 17 p.m. It is a late night recording. I'm coming to you live with my boy Sean Bouvier. Tell him what you tell him what it is, Mr. Sean.

SPEAKER_03 0:33

What is up, y'all? Yeah, we're coming live from Raymond's bedroom. Just a couple of dudes sitting on Raymond's bed. No gay shit. Might be gay shit. Who knows? But fuck it. It was a hot one today. We're inside. It feels nice. And uh hope you're all like fighting the heat out there somehow, in some way.

SPEAKER_04 0:53

Praying for you. Yeah, 31 degrees out today, man. It was blistering, blistering hot out today. I'm gonna need Sean to move his chair about three inches to the left or something.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Oh fuck, I'll just move my feet. I need some leg room. I need some leg room in this bitch room.

SPEAKER_04 1:08

We're both in the bed that I sleep in, and Sean is trying to touch my feet.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Oh, his feet look tantalizing.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Anyway, so we usually jump into whatever. Sean can edit this anyway. We're gonna jump straight into fucking dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, tall.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

I still can't make dragon noises. Don't hold it against me. Well, so House of the Dragon tonight. I have a few thoughts on it, and I know Ray has a few thoughts. Our thoughts are kind of polarizing. I could already tell when we were watching the episode, but I want to start off and say I really enjoyed this episode, even though it was like there was no action in it, but you can like still feel the anxiety. So like Rhaenira now is sitting on the throne and she's dealing with all of the weight that the crown carries, and it looks like she's not as equipped as she thought she was. And things are just slowly crashing around her once again. And um, I don't know, I just I I really liked it. I really it was a very uh it was kind of anxiety inducing, I'm not gonna lie. That's how I felt about it. And um I I thought it was I thought it was good, I thought it was well written, I thought it was well well acted, the uh the score was amazing, and uh the chess pieces, I mean the uh the domino pieces, the dominoes pieces are all set up to fall. The dominoes pieces. Yeah, they're all set up to fall right now.

SPEAKER_04 2:34

Okay, well, um so we did this last episode, and I mean, to be honest, I actually don't have any of this episode, so you're like, oh well, well great episode, well written. Top three, top three quotes from the episode go. You're doing quotes. What do you mean? This is what we're talking about, this is what we do. So you're like, the episode was amazing, it was well written, it was this, it was that. That's what Game of Thrones is. Game of Thrones is badass fucking quotes from these badass characters. What do you got? What do they say in this episode that you were like, oh damn?

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Well, it's not so much dialogue. Like, I mean, dialogue, yeah, yeah, you can write something really well without having like really good dialogue. I mean, there they you know, like uh like it doesn't always need to be quotable. Okay, so explain to me how it was well written. It really showed the anxiety, it captured the anxiety that Renier is going through right now. It captured that perfectly, especially with a score. It captured that really, really well. And like I liked how like uh she was always looking at the rats, all the rats, like you know, like running around through the room.

SPEAKER_04 3:35

Yeah, it's like a the the I think the rats were like a metaphor for all the things building up in the castle that she needs to deal with. Yes, all the rats. The rats being the one of the rats being one of the betrayal.

SPEAKER_03 3:47

We already showed that uh it it showed that uh um that uh Hugh the Hammer isn't gonna get what he was promised. It showed that Corless wasn't gonna get what he was promised, and Corless was right. Uh he didn't ask for anything, he backed her up, and the one thing that he asked was for his illegitimate sons to bear his name, and she can't do that. Like, you know, like so it's setting up like all the betrayals like uh that are soon to come, all the rats that are running around in King's Landing, which I thought was very smart. I thought it was good. Okay. And then what does she do? She feeds rats to the fucking to the uh to the to the nobles who also in the story end up becoming rats.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

Wow. Fucking deep. Deep. You know what? They're definitely not doing that in the show though. So yeah, she feeds them fucking rats, and then she's like, I'm plundering your storerooms to give it to all the lowborn people, and I'm just gonna betray you to fucking help them. And at the end of the day, the lowborn people aren't gonna be able to help you. You're not gonna be able to do shit. No. It's all these motherfuckers that you're betraying, they're all gonna fucking rally together and they're gonna fucking do a fucking mutiny on you. Yeah. You're gonna be mutinized and you're gonna have to walk the fucking plank renewera. I don't know. There's this whole episode was it was alright. There was a heavy emphasis on her having a period for some reason. Like, really heavy emphasis on like, oh fuck, she was like, oh fuck, I'm bleeding. And the lady's like, oh, let me get you some towels. I'm like, okay. And Sean's like, dude, it's fucking, it shows how anxiety can bring on like a new uh fucking uh period, and like she's so stressed out. And I'm like, shut the fuck up, like when has there ever been fucking periods in Game of Thrones? This is this is medieval times, there's no period.

SPEAKER_03 5:31

Sasha, and also it goes to show Who the fuck is Sasha? Fuck not Sasha. Sansa. It also goes to show that Raymond doesn't know much about the female anatomy and doesn't understand that females under like a lot of stress can trigger their period early.

SPEAKER_04 5:47

It's so funny how Sean's like, Raymond doesn't understand the female anatomy. Sean's had two lovers. I've had multiple lovers. He's still paying for the first one's phone bill. So we're talking about who understands females more. Anatomy, guess what? It's fine, I understand it. It's not that I don't understand it, it's just that it's it's not uh it's out of place in Game of Thrones. It is not it is not commonplace for them to be like, yeah, she got my period. It's like uh the oh, so that contributes heavily to the story where she's like, Oh, I got my periods from anxiety, and then but that's the thing. Once is fine, once is fine, okay. Yeah, I got my period, it contributes to anxiety, but then they hammer in it, and she's like, the girl walks in, this is for your cramps. It's like, shut the fuck up! I don't even be reminded that she's got a period. I get it, I get it. She's a woman. I understand. Guess what? You didn't even have to tell me. I could have assumed by the way she was acting, she was acting like such a moody bitch in this episode. Yeah, yeah. Could have probably said, Bet she's this bitch got a period.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Yeah. Well, it's Game of Thrones. We see like a lot of dicks, a lot of cocks in the Game of Thrones universe. Man of you seen cocks. Oh my god, we saw cocks in the last episode. You were looking hard, weren't you? Dude, there were fucking Allison walks in the goddamn room. I'm sorry for you know interrupting or whatever. Fucking all these fucking nights like fucking like hanging down throughout the entire room. How many cocks did you count? I can't. What's your cock count? Fucking there's at least six in that one frame. Give me your cock. There's at least six in one frame. Six in one frame. There's at least six in one frame.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

That's too many for me. I gotta go. And then you're like, oh, period. I'm uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_04 7:16

It's like, dude, they showed six cocks in one frame. You know what's so funny? Is that is that you think it's so you think it's like, oh, I'm uncomfortable? No, it's not that I'm uncomfortable. Never say I was uncomfortable. It's out of place. It's out of place. That's the thing. You're equating a girl having her period, them not showing anything, to them showing dicks. No, equate it to, oh, they show pussy and titties in Game of Thrones, which they do. They don't show a guy fucking bleeding out of his asshole. And they don't talk about it either. Well, that's very good. You're you're you're you're you're it's a false equivalation. It is bad.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

They talk about their boners and shit sometimes, you know. Okay, sure. You know what I'm saying? Like, okay, like, I don't know. I guess I'm just like, um, like periods don't belong in Westeros. There's no room for periods in Westeros, dude. Are you telling me that fucking Daenerys was not fucking on the rag when she put it on the wheel?

SPEAKER_04 8:06

No, once in that whole series, did did Daenerys ever be like, oh I got my period.

SPEAKER_03 8:12

Well, she couldn't work because of the fucking the whole the whole witchcraft thing that happened in season one.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

No, that just means she couldn't have a baby. Doesn't mean she couldn't have a period. They never specified that. Now you're just reading into it to be like, yeah, they because she can't have a baby, she can't have a period. No, no, no. That's that's that's real shit.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

If you can't have a baby, you can't have a period anymore.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

I mean, I guess I'm not a fucking doctor. Either are you. You know what's funny? You're sitting around here like, I know the female anatomy. Bitch, you've seen a pussy twice or twice. All my first cousins are females. You grow up. I grew up in a home of females. Stop doing yeah, I did too, dickhead. Oh fuck. You grew up in a house with a father. I grew up in a house with all pussy. I fucking walked into the all pussy, dude. All pussy. I walked into that one. Whatever, man. You know what? Um, Game of Thrones new episode. It was basic or see, Game of Thrones, that's what I'm saying. House of the Dragon new episode was basically just a setup for the next episode. Because this episode is just Renera being in King's Landing, trying to be the queen, not really knowing how to do it, asking Allison for help, blah, blah, blah, killing fucking. No, actually, she didn't kill anybody. She didn't kill anybody. Oh, the big thing in this episode is they kidding they take Alison's son, who the who the high tower the high towers have, yeah. Darren. Darren fucking Valeria, Darren Targaryen. Darren Targaryen. Fucking dumbest name ever, dude. Might as well call him fucking Kyle Targaryen.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

Yeah, what up? My name Darren.

SPEAKER_04 9:37

Yo, my name's Kyle Targaryen, bro. I love fucking hitting the chooch and fucking snowboarding.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Fuck yo, let's drink some monster, bruh.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

Monster and Red Bull. Anyway, so she they get him from the high they get him from the High Towers, and then they're like, okay, now they don't have a dragon rider. You find out at the end of the episode that the Ormin Ormond High Tower tricked her, dyed some little fucking peasants' boy's hair, sent them off to King's Landing and said, We still got our dragon, they've taken Tumbleton. Yeah. That's the that's the culmination of the episode is Reneira finding out Tumbleton has been taken, everybody is dead except one man, everybody else has been taken prisoner.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Well, fucking it's gonna lead up to the Battle of Tumbleton where Crispin Cole dies. Wow. Oh no. Mr. Cole's gonna die. Well, fucking, like, that's gonna like uh establishing Allison's already fucking pissed off that A, fucking uh Rhenira killed her father, and then B, fucking, she was literally gonna send her son Darren to the fucking wall. You know why? And then fucking Crispin Cole, her fucking, her fucking her piece, her side piece. Crispin Cole dies. Crispin?

SPEAKER_04 10:41

Why do you call him Crispin? He's not Crispin Glover, he's not fucking back to the future daddy's Christin. Kristen Cole. You keep calling him Crispin like he's fucking in an air fryer.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

Oh, it's because of the memes. Everyone calls him Crispin because he gets fucking memes because he gets burned to the battle and tumbled in my fucking. Okay, yeah. So Kristen Cole is gonna become Crispin Cole pretty soon.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so okay, I'll tell you why this whole show has no motivation, no like makes me feel nothing. Really? Because you know why? It is, it is, it is, it is the innate thing that all prequels have within them. Yeah. Do you know what that is? Absolutely zero stakes.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

That's very good.

SPEAKER_04 11:20

It is a prequel. We understand what happens, we know the future. This is a prequel. We under we know exactly everything that's gonna happen. The only thing that is that is real and good and invigorating now in entertainment and pop culture is original content because you're not like, oh, this is a prequel to this, the prequel that, and it's like, okay, if it's a prequel, then I know how it's gonna go. There's no fucking stakes, there's absolutely zero. Because guess what? I know everybody's gonna die. I know that Daenerys is gonna fucking do her game of thrones shit. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

Well, like uh for me, like a good prequel as long as they capture the drama correctly, and like uh season one captured the drama pretty well. Season two, like eh, whatever. But so far in this season, they're doing it pretty well. I feel I feel like uh they've they picked it up and it's like a lot, like it's it's better written than the previous season. Yeah, so far, we're only three episodes in. Not a high bar. It's not a high bar, not a high bar at all. But like uh, like even though there's no stakes, like uh for me, especially with this episode, how long No T-bones.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

Yeah, no T-bones. Yeah, no T-bones. What the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_03 12:26

I want Dragon T-bone. Well, they fucking like especially with this episode, like uh the anxiety inducing it felt like the stakes were at least high for the.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

You know, you know what? I do agree with you. The music, the music choice, the score in this episode was great. I do appreciate the ongoing score throughout the whole scenes where it does very much build on the anxiety. Yeah. Very much like one of my favorite recent movies, Begonia.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

Oh, I was gonna say Birdman. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 12:55

No, because the score fucking builds the anxiety through the entire movie. So does begonia.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

Okay, that's true.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

Begonia is that. It makes you feel crazy, it builds the anxiety, it makes you feel like you're losing your mind. It's great. So it's the best movie ever, probably.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

We should watch the fucking Japanese version of Begonia one of these days. I think you'd probably like it too.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

Hate Japanese people. Can't stand them.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

I fucking love Japan.

SPEAKER_04 13:16

I know, dude. I know you love Japan. You're fucking weeboo. I fucking love Samurai Shit. I love anime now. No, I'm just kidding. I don't mind Japanese people. They're fine, they're better than Chinese. Well, they definitely are. Um, anyway, so episode that was it was a whole lot of uh a whole lot of build-up for the next one. So it's gonna be like next episode's gonna probably be crazy because it's gonna be the fucking the the plan of Ormond High Tower is gonna be revealed. Took Tumbleton, now it's like Rainier's gotta fucking push back. Yeah. Because it's like he they sent him home and they didn't go home. No. But you know what's crazy? Send Damon and all those dragons back there. They have one dragon. Damon's gonna fuck shit up. No shit, he's gonna fuck up. Spoiler talk.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

Oh, spoiler talk for a Damon's gonna fuck shit up.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

He's gonna fuck he burns everything, man.

SPEAKER_04 14:06

Every fucking episode of this podcast, you've talked about everything that happens in the future of the show. So I don't know why you're like just talk about it, dude.

SPEAKER_03 14:14

What are we doing here? Like, come on, man. Well, Dave Crispin Cold Crispin Cole gets burned by uh Saraxes, bruh. Caraxes. Caraxes, yes. Yeah, fucking David fucking just goes in there, boom, fuck all y'all. Fucking climactic. But there's a big battle that ensues.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

I'm sure there is a ginormous battle. But until we get there, what are what are we doing? Let's just fucking hang it out on King's Land and hire some rat catchers, bitch. Put a tampon in your pussy. Shut up, fuck. Kill all these fucking idiots. Well, they can't hire uh rat catchers. Aegon killed all of them. Trade some more. And they said that in the episode. It's so funny. So it's like, well, we kill all the carpenters off of the world. There's no carpenters ever again. No, learn it. Do it again. What do you mean? Trade people do it every day. Fucking dickhead? What you lazy? Get down in the sewers, catch some rats. Fucking suck my dick, man. Can't get any more rat catchers. Fucking suck my asshole. It's like, oh no, there's no more rat catchers. What am I gonna do? Yeah, exactly. Oh no, there's too many rats. I really thought it would have been a very, very good scene, and they didn't do it. And maybe they'll do it in future episodes, but they very much showed in the very first season that Viserys was unfit to rule because he was too lenient of a king. Too kind. And too kind. And you know, you know how they showed that? They showed it because apparently in the original text, the Iron Throne will reject you if you are not worthy. And how it was rejecting him was it was cutting him all the time. And they didn't really say it, but it could have been how he got grayscale.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

Like it was cutting the fuck out of him. And I thought they were gonna really do that in this episode. They zoom in on Reneira on the Iron Throne, touching it while she's talking to the low folk, and she's stroking the throne, and it looks like it's gonna cut her. And I was like, oh, if they would have done that, I think it would have been a very good symmetry to Viserys ruling her father, and then him being unfit to rule, and then her also being unfit to rule. Yeah. And it's like maybe they'll do it in the future, but it's like I thought that would have been a good touch, didn't do it.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

Maybe that's like uh because they mentioned uh that uh sunfire is dead, because like in the story, uh she gets fed to Sunfire, but they mentioned that Sunfire is dead. What if they're like uh what if they're like doing some like foreshadowing that maybe she does like uh get the same fate as her father? Who knows? Westerosi AIDS. She gets the Westerosi AIDS, yeah. That's a theory of mine. If Sunfire is dead, who's gonna fucking eat her? Um Vagar and Dreamfire. Maybe Dreamfire. Yeah. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 16:51

Helena's dragon kills her to avenge her grandfather. No, to avenge like you know, her husband, maybe, you know, like yeah, well, maybe we should kill Aegon before that, but at this point it's basically just to avenge Otto, but who fucking her grandfather Otto, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's why I was saying auto. Yeah. I thought you were talking about Viserys. No, no, that's her daddy. Yeah, I know he was. That's her daddy. I mean, her daddy and her grandfather were best friends because they're the same age, and it's weird. It's weird. It's very weird. Also, more more High Valerian do that more in the show. Yes. It's fun, it's cool, it shows that these people are like very like so much more. It's almost like maybe not like hold on, how I want to put it, more ancient than these other people. They have like a look a longer hit, like the when when when Renera and Damon are speaking uh High Valerian, that shit is cool, dude. It's just cool. It feels natural too when they speak it. It's just cool. It's cool because it's like you don't see that in the original show. You see Daenerys speaking it a little bit, yeah, and that's about it. But these motherfuckers are Targaryans, like like there's a lot of Targaryen. Daenerys was the only one. Yeah. And Viserys, or that was her brother, right?

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Uh her brother was uh Yeah, Viserys. Yeah, Viserys. Yeah, they spoke they spoke uh about old Valyrian together in the first season. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:12

Then after he died, you don't die is in like the third episode or something, right?

SPEAKER_03 18:15

No, the penultimate episode of season one. Oh, it's the second last one? Yeah, second last episode. Fucking uh, I guess the uh the molten gold portal crown fit for a king. Yeah, yeah. And then uh after that, she only uh speaks old Valerian to her dragons. Like you don't really hear her speak old Valerian at all, but she's gonna be like, Yeah, because the only person that will understand it at that point, she's Sargary. It's the only language the the dragons actually understand. That's that's established.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

Okay, okay, okay. So I know this is probably gonna be like some dumbass shit from the book where it's like, oh, well, they've all known about this wild dragon forever, and it was in lore and it has a name. But it's so funny how like Bela comes in, fucks up the Battle of the Gullet, rides away on Sheep Stealer, and then Ranera's like, we need to find Sheep Stealer. I'm like, how do you know its fucking name?

SPEAKER_00 19:03

Well, it's uh well I got there's uh I know it's fucking legend in the veil, it's a real fucking wild dragon, everybody knows about it. There's there's two I don't know that.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

We don't know that as people watching the show. We just we just see it as Renera being like, oh, find me Sheep Stealer. It's like how do you know who the fuck that is?

SPEAKER_03 19:19

There's two dragons. There's two dragons that got well they fled. They they they like they fled dragon stone, they never came back. They just like you know, fucking have their own like free spirit. One's called the cannibal and the other one is sheepstealer. They call the cannibal the cannibal because the cannibal he ends up coming in and he fucking like eats all the fucking dead dragons and shit. Fucking he's like fucking like eating fucking dragons, so that's why they call him the cannibal. Yeah. And she's talked about this before. And then sheep stealer is like, yeah, sheep stealer. So like so I haven't read any of the books. They know they're out there, but they're fucking like, you know, you don't really hear about them.

SPEAKER_04 19:54

Yeah, so I mean, maybe it's a stupid fucking question. I'm gonna ask it anyway. I haven't read any of the books so it's like, did did Targaryen's just create dragons? It's like, aren't there other dragons out there in the world that are just dragons?

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Well, fucking uh um uh Aegon, like the uh Aegon's conquest, he brought the last three dragons that were alive in uh Valeria over to fucking over to Westeros.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

Okay, gotcha. Damn, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Yeah. So like all the dragons, all the he brought all the dragons.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

So they're all inbred then. Essentially, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They gotta all be inbred. Yeah. Bunch of fucking hillbilly dragons.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Yeah, like fucking, like, I really want to see Aegon's conquest because Valyrian was like the fucking biggest dragon like ever. Like he could like block out the fucking sun. That's how big he is. I can guarantee you they're gonna do a show about that.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

Well, they they totally be fucking four to five seasons and it's gonna be way too long. Well, fucking I'm I'm down for it.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

First two seasons. Of course you are, you're down for everything. First two seasons, all in fucking obularia. Let's go. First two seasons, all obalia, fucking the whole like leading up to the events of Aegon's conquest. Fuck yeah, let's go. Last two seasons, him fucking taking over Westeros. Let's let's do it.

SPEAKER_04 21:02

Yeah. How much written um written uh book material is there to to to hold hold candle to this idea?

SPEAKER_03 21:12

I told you before how I felt about fucking House of the Dragon. Yeah. I wanted at least three to four seasons. Makes sense. Aegon's Conquest, at least three seasons.

SPEAKER_04 21:22

But hold on, how much that's not the question I'm asking. What is the page count that this is based off of?

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Well, like they're all like it's a it's the encyclopedia. Fucking it's the book, uh fucking what's it called again? Um Blood and Fire. Yes, yes, it's the Encyclopedia of the Targaryens. Within that book, it tells about uh Aegon's conquest, it talks about uh the Dance of the Dragons, talks about Dunkin' Egg, and Dunkin' Egg actually went and got their own like book series too after the fucking after that shit too. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 21:52

So they're creating like a minimum if they do Balerian Bul the Black Dread, fucking and House of the Dragon and Night of the Seven Kingdoms, they're getting minimum ten seasons like out of fucking what 400 pages? The book's 700 pages around it. Still not enough. It's so funny how you said that. Like, that's enough. That's enough to get 10 seasons out of something. You know, usually one book is one movie. Yeah, usually. Like, well, that's how they usually do it. Yeah, hey, do you remember do you remember a very famous trilogy called The Lord of the Rings?

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Yes, but you remember a famous book called Cimmerillion? What about it? It's the encyclopedia. And how many movies did they make about that? They're making a whole goddamn TV show called fucking Rings of Power.

SPEAKER_04 22:37

True. Unwarranted, though. They shouldn't have done it. Yeah. You agree they shouldn't have done it, though, right? They shouldn't have done it because they didn't. So hold on. They didn't do it justice at all. You're in agreement they shouldn't have done it. So you should be in agreement. They shouldn't be doing this. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much from it's too much from too little. You're you're you're you're what you're doing is you're taking all these words, and then you're like, okay, now I'm gonna extrapolate and create more story based on these words. And it's like that's where it gets muddy, and that's where Game of Thrones lost people. When you start creating your own narratives.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

Well, yeah, but fucking the thing is that it's already established narrative within that book.

SPEAKER_04 23:13

But hold but again, they're not taking 700 pages and making it into 10 seasons, they're taking 700 pages and adding 2,000 pages of new shit and making it into 10 seasons. That's the thing. Yeah, but I understand that if they did what the 700 pages into whatever fucking an anthology series. Listen to this, listen to this. So they do an anthology series based on that 700 page book that is the encyclopedia of the Game of Thrones of Westeros Universe. Yeah. But every every three to four episodes has a new cast and is a new point of time within that story. Hmm. Wow. Almost like it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

That is a good idea, but also I don't think it would be able to capture the emotional weight. Like you need some emotional weight.

SPEAKER_04 24:01

What do you mean you don't think it would be able to capture the emotional weight?

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Because like even though, even though the uh the the Dance of the Dragons is like a like only like maybe like a hundred pages within that book. That's fucking crazy. There's so much fucking shit that's told within that hundred pages. A whole lot of information's thrown at you. It's very, very, very, very dense. Okay. A lot of shit's thrown at you. Okay. You can you can't fucking capture that shit in four episodes.

SPEAKER_04 24:27

Yes, you can.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

No, you can't. Make them longer. Can I movie length? Make them an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

What are we two hours? What are we? What are we fucking limited by time all of a sudden? We're in the era of streaming. We're in the era of do whatever the fuck you want. As long as you're backed by a big ass company, you can do I don't know, man. But it's a basic table. I think I think what they're doing is they're taking a they're taking a wet cloth and they're wringing it dry, and then it's dry, and then they're putting it in a fucking hydraulic press and they're sucking all the juice out of it. They're fucking sucking it dry. I think sick of dragons. No, it's not that I'm sick of dragons. I'm just sick of these fucking of these fucking stories where it's literally, like you said, a hundred pages, and they're like five seasons. It has to be five seasons. There's no fucking way it has to be five seasons.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

I already I told you this before too, man. Fucking three seasons seems fair for fucking for the for House of the Dragon, but they dragged on season two for way too long. Realistically, okay. When it when the show first got announced, I was like, okay, three seasons tops. Three seasons. They they when they started the show, they announced five seasons, just so you know. They did. Yeah. Well, fucking when okay, when it first got announced in my head, in my head canon, because I read the fucking story. Plus he can't. Three seasons. That that that that you could tell the whole story in three seasons.

SPEAKER_04 25:46

Yeah, probably. Again, the big problem I have with lots of these shows, especially these these spin-off shows that they're doing within universes, like they're doing it with a lot of universes now. Mostly Game of Thrones is the big one because Game of Thrones is one of the most popular ones. And it it's 100 pages, like you said, and they're like, it's gotta be five seasons. And it's like, it doesn't have to be, it has to be because you've seen how much money Game of Thrones made. Yeah, you've seen how big Game of Thrones got, you understand how big this can get, and it's about money. Yeah, and it just it it sullies a franchise for me. And also, I've said this before, and I said this on the last episode. Game of Thrones fucked up their ending so bad that it has sullied the franchise for a lot of people. And I imagine a lot of people didn't come back after the third uh after the second season. I would love to look it up. I'm gonna look it up after this conversation is done to see how much their viewership has declined since season two.

SPEAKER_03 26:41

Yeah. I I'm I'm in agreement with you though. I actually like 100% am. If um I'm gonna have to look into it. Uh if they did announce five seasons, man, that's way too long. That's way too long. That's way too long. Like fucking, like, I'm okay with four seasons, but five seasons, man, fucking like I I don't know. That's that seems like they're stretching it out, man. And like uh at the pacing with this season so far, like four seasons. What? Four seasons. They announced four seasons? Okay, that's fucking perfect then. Is it perfect?

SPEAKER_04 27:12

No, dude, it isn't for a hundred pages. So 25 pages a fucking season. You know how quick I can read 25 pages, Sean? Dude. You know how quick I can read 25 fucking pages? You know how much fucking K it's it's so funny how you think about the it's about the density. You keep saying there's density. How much density can you pack into 25 pages with words? Dude, not that much. You would understand have you read the Cimmerleon? Have you it's so so funny. You're like, have you read this? Have you read that book? I don't think you've read any of these books. I think you've skimmed them. There's no way you fucking read the Cimmerillion, the encyclopedia to Lord of the Room. Dude, I have. I have that shit. Oh my god, damn. You know, it's also funny. I mean, I'm gonna read your book. But it's also really funny. You've told me so many times, yeah, I read that book on acid.

SPEAKER_03 27:54

You didn't remember anything. No, it's also the leaves. Yeah, yeah. That was the only thing.

SPEAKER_04 27:59

You read that shit on acid.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

I'm like, you didn't fucking remember shit.

SPEAKER_04 28:01

I read the first chapter on acid.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

You were literally like the whole book. Not the whole book.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

Dude, you've talked about so many books you were like, I got hot on acid and I read that book. You said it you used to read on acid, fucking all these Stephen King's book books you would read on acid. I'm like, bruh, you didn't that that's not reading.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

That's not comprehension, that's looking at words. Okay, you're right. Okay, fucking okay. Well, okay, I will tell you this. House of the Leaves was the only one that I fucking actually did retain information when I read that shit on acid. Because that shit like it fucking like it expects your full attention and the way it's written, it fucking like the way it's written, man. Like fucking, when you're high on acid and you're reading this shit, you fucking you give it your full attention.

SPEAKER_04 28:43

You're such an oxymoronic, contradictory individual.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

I always fucking I was thinking that way, and I just said the word.

SPEAKER_04 28:50

This book requires my full attention. I'll be on acid. When have you ever been on acid and be able to provide your full fucking attention? What are you talking about? You piss me off sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Well, dude, kid, the fucking the very first page about fucking House of Leaves says this This book is not for you. Yeah, and that's the only thing you remember from the book. Fucking wolf.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

That's fucking pretty true. Pretty true. Because that's the only thing you brought up this book many times in the past, and that's the only thing you've ever told me about the book, is that when you open the book it says, This book is not for you. Okay, give a fuck.

SPEAKER_03 29:28

Sure. I retained all this information. Didn't I? You're lying. So it fucking starts off like this. After you read that first page, this fucking guy is a drug addict, and it's like all like it's his fucking personal journal. He's looking for an apartment, and uh he's like on the streets, you know, whatever. He hooks up with this old friend who's also a hair and addict. Hey, fucking this old man died in this apartment, it's free now. Fucking come move in here. So he moves in there, he finds his fucking giant chest in this fucking abandoned bedroom, and inside this chest is this thing called the Avinson Records, and with within the fucking chest is a bunch of videotapes and fucking excerpts and shit. So he starts watching the video tapes, and then fucking fucking it goes to the next fucking story, which is the Avinson Records, which shows this fucking family moving into this home, which uh has a hidden doorway where the house ever expands, almost like the backrooms. No way. Yeah. And there's a whole fucking chapter, there's a whole paragraph about the fucking dad going down the stairwell, and the fucking the way the paragraph is written is in a spiral.

SPEAKER_04 30:32

You told me this before as well. Again, the three things you remember from the book. Also, guess what? I I could read a Wikipedia article as well. It's not a Wikipedia. I could fucking read a plot synopsis pretty good too.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

Dude, the first hundred pages is a fucking drug addict, and it's like written like in the style of like uh like Hunter S. Thompson is fucking like, oh my god, this is really witty, really like fat, like it's quotable, it's awesome. This fucking guy's a cool character. And then he fucking discent into madness is fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

What's the best quote then, Mr. Quote Guy? Mr. Fucking quotable, so fucking quotable. Give me a fucking quote. Give me a fucking quote. I'm about to fact check you. Give me a fucking quote right now. Give me a fucking quote. You know the quote you could tell me right now? This is like what you're gonna tell me. This book is not for you. Okay, fuck it. You fucking fucker, motherfucker. You're a fucking real fucker.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Okay, but we'll get back to house the drawing.

SPEAKER_04 31:29

Yeah, whatever. It was fine. It was alright. Hopefully next episode is great. Like, watch. I bet y'all look it up. This episode's got like a 9.9 on fucking series graphs. Tumbleton. Check it out. Yeah, hold on, look at okay. Anyway, so give it give us your rating for this episode. For this episode.

SPEAKER_03 31:53

Well, I'm gonna give it a solid eight out of ten for me. Because I I liked uh the pacing, even though like uh there was like no action. I thought it was I thought it was like well paced with uh the score and um yeah, eight out of ten, man. Fucking I thought it was well directed and all that shit. Eight out of ten for me.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

Crazy the review's not even up yet on series graph. That's uh they must like release the first two episodes early to people to like review, and then the next episodes are just like available when they're available because there's not like the first week we did this, the series the the the rating for the first two episodes was already up. Like the second episode was already rated. Yeah, anyway, I don't know, like a fucking fucking 7.5 minus 0.5 for the pussy blood. Like that seems fair, yeah. Like, come on, that seems fair. Come on, dude. Anyway, a fucking drag Dragon Talk concluded, bro. Can fucking cluded. Okay, are you guys ready that we're immediately, you know what? We should we should probably do some catching up on the week right now, but I feel like we're gonna immediately jump into some actually the first actual game of fun box. So all of these questions will be worth points. And my point, I'll keep the points of my phone and then whatever we'll correlate after. But also, I'll I'll make this clear to you. And I think it's on I think it's not as fun. Maybe this is just me. I think it's not as fun if like you if if I give you a question and I give you five clues and you still don't get it because the clues are so tricky. Yeah. So I've did it in order of like how hard it will be, and then probably on most of the one points, you're probably gonna get it right because I made them that easy because it's lame if we just go through the game and don't get any points. Yeah, worry. So I think you should take that into account when you're making your questions next week. Is that like for the for the first four questions, obviously or uh for the all questions, try and make them like hardest to easiest, but for the last question, make it so easy that it's almost impossible to miss. Okay. Because if we're going through this game and we're all like zero points, zero points, zero points. Like, what why are we fucking playing?

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Like, so we have like five questions. I mean, we should have at least like one question where it's like fucking like one that's like you know, like you can't have like an easy one out there, you know what I'm saying? Oh, you can't just be giving points away.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

Well, well, that's that's exactly why I just said the last point question should be the one that you get. Okay, where yeah, every other one, obviously descend it in whatever uh ranking of difficulty you think, but the last question show well I have I have the perfect example in my questions today where I will give you if you don't get it on the last clue, which you probably will get it before that, I will give you the last clue and you will 100% get it.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

Okay, also another another question about the game. Yeah. So like are we allowed to know what the category is before?

SPEAKER_04 34:48

Yeah, I'll tell you the category. That's that's why it's gonna make it like a bit that that's why we talked about this on last week's episode. I don't know if you remember, but so the cat the reason for the category is that so it makes it easier to guess. Because if we're just like, oh, these are five random movie box reviews, yeah, there's no it's harder to guess, but if you have a specific, like like today, the categories are heist movies. Oh, yes, heist movies. Let's go. Every movie is gonna be revolving around a heist, stealing something, something like that. So that that that is a clue as to where what vicinity of films you should be guessing in. So again, like, and like you don't want to make it too too easy, but you don't want to make it too broad either. You want to make it like I think heist films is perfect. Hell yeah. Because heist films is like when you when somebody says heist films, you're like, oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, easy, easy done. Let's guess heist films.

SPEAKER_03 35:38

My answers are Oceans 11, uh Drive, Heat, uh all these movies were almost in these questions, and some of them might be in there, to be honest.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

You're never gonna know, dude. Like all those movies you just brought up were movies that I was looking at and possibly maybe doing reviews on. Like I did, I basically what I did is I was like, I don't like I don't want to go off the top of my dome. I want to go, I just did like I typed in Google top 100 heist movies. Yeah, and then I just went through the list and I was like, okay, these are all movies that Sean has definitely seen. And then I went to Letterboxd to do this. I do watch a lot of movies. Yeah, yeah. No, not really, but yeah, we'll we'll I'm seeing way more than you. We'll we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. All right, let's go. All right, so first episode of Fumbox. We are here with your host, Raymond Cos. We are gonna be doing heist movies. Sean, are you ready for your first clue for your first movie?

SPEAKER_03 36:35

Yes, I am. My name is Sean Buvier, and I like movies. Hit me with it, Raymond. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

Okay, the man calling blank a magnificent cunt was definitely essential to the plot.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

Magnificent cunt.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

So that's the thing. It's like it's otherwise, it's uh the I haven't as a character's name.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

I'm fucking thinking about it.

SPEAKER_04 37:01

Well, I also haven't been sure like where I want to put quotes in the clues because sometimes a quote is so memorable that you'll remember it, or sometimes it's not. But in this specific uh review, the blank is the actor's name. The blank is the actor's name. The man calling blank a magnificent cunt. Call him Farrell. Definitely essential to the plot.

SPEAKER_03 37:25

Call him Farrell.

SPEAKER_04 37:27

Okay, that is not you're guessing the movie, nothing.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

Oh, in Bruge in Bruges, in Bruges?

SPEAKER_04 37:34

Uh-uh. Also, three guesses per question or next clue.

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Did I get the actor's name right though?

SPEAKER_04 37:45

I am not telling you that. That is not the game.

SPEAKER_03 37:50

Okay. Oh fucking okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Is it uh is it is a phone booth?

SPEAKER_04 37:56

It could be Colin Firth as well. Colin Firth, the name I forgot on last episode when we were talking about disclosure day. He is the old attractive Englishman. Oh my god, word.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Yeah, he is a fucking fuck out.

SPEAKER_04 38:11

Hot as fuck, bro. He's old as shit now. Fucking Silverman, brother.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

He's fucking clapping up cheeks and cling and Kingsman. Clap your cheeks up right now, boy. Oh my god, Colin Farrell. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 38:21

Okay, next time.

SPEAKER_03 38:37

Magnificent kind. Is it a guy raging?

SPEAKER_04 38:40

See, and there we go. See, and the the the first the first clue gave you a quote. Second clue gave you location.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Yes, it did.

SPEAKER_04 38:50

Fuck what was the second quote again?

SPEAKER_03 38:51

Give me the second quote.

SPEAKER_04 38:53

Second clue coming to you right now. Fun fact the NYPD's budget is almost the same as the entire Mexican military's.

SPEAKER_03 39:05

It's not in New York or Mexico. Oh my god, dude. Fucking give me the location. Give me two locations. Two locations. Magnificent cunt.

SPEAKER_04 39:12

These are good clues.

SPEAKER_03 39:13

These are really good clues. Oh my god. Um, brother. It's it's it's definitely not heat because there's nobody naming it magnificent cunt and heat.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Last week when we did the the the mock game and you were giving me clues, I was sitting there like, have I never seen a movie before in my life? Every clue you gave me, I was like, Am I fucking retarded? So guess what, sir? Do not feel bad. I know, I feel fucking bad. Okay, give me the fourth fucking clue. No, we are only on clue number three, sir. Clue number three is, and this is for three points, ladies and gentlemen. Word, word. Middle-aged white man white guy with gold digger as a ringtone might be the most 2006 moment in movie history. Now I have given you the release date. Oh my god. Wow. Is it Ocean's 11?

SPEAKER_03 40:07

Oh, these are the magnificent cunt.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

Man, I just realized how good these clues are. A quote from the first one, a location from the second one. These are good clues. Time blind from the third one. Now you know where it's based, what year it came out, and a light little quote. Rock and roller. You got one more guest, or we are moving on to clue number four for two points. This is only the second last clue, the penultimate clue, as you would call it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Okay, and if you to be honest, you might get it on this one. This might be the easier clue.

SPEAKER_03 40:51

I'm gathering all the time.

SPEAKER_04 40:52

The porn parody has the same name.

SPEAKER_03 40:58

The porn parody has the same name. The porn parody has the same name. Okay, okay, okay. Now I gotta like go down the fucking rabbit hole of great pornography names. I gotta tap into my spank bank here.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

You have to tap into something, sir.

SPEAKER_03 41:16

I gotta tap into the fucking spank bank. It is looking abysmal. It is very it's looking very abysmal. It also goes to prove like just how much fucking video clips I watch of pornography where I don't like really like know the names of the movies that they're fucking from. Jesus Christ, Sean, chill out about the pornography, buddy. Now I'm focused on the porn. That's the category.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

It's not my porn.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

Doc man. Okay, I'm very embarrassed. I give me the fucking clue number fucking five.

SPEAKER_04 41:44

Clue number five. To be honest, I did not think that this would go this far. I know. I need to be able to do that. To be honest, this might not even give you the answer, which makes me feel bad. It's okay. Maybe bank robbers would make good nannies. Dot dot dot.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

Oh my god. Maybe bank robbers to make good nannies. Okay, so it's the movie from the 2000s. Bank robbers make good nannies. So there's obviously there's probably a fucking child in there. 2006. 2006. Okay, so the guy's name, the main character's name is like Master Cunt. Major cunt. The fuck was it again? Master Cunt.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

No. Let me give you all the clues one more time. Yeah, yeah. The man calling blank a magnificent cunt was definitely essential to the plot. Second clue, fun fact, the NYPD's budget is almost the same as the entire Mexican military's. Third clue, middle-aged white guy with gold digger as a ringtone might be the most 2006 moment in movie history. Clue number four. The porn paper has the same name. Inside man. We have made the right guess. It is Insideman. Very good, dude. What gave it away, may I ask?

SPEAKER_03 43:17

Fucking like uh I was thinking about fucking like uh like uh yeah, so the gold digger fucking thing for sure. Fucking it's like that's Denzel Washington. Well, it's a white guy.

SPEAKER_04 43:29

It's not Denzel. Oh, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

Yeah, it's the white guy. Fucking uh, what's his name there? He he was also Clive Owen! Clive Owen, yes, I was thinking of that. Yeah, it's from um yeah, I love Clive Owen. One of my all time favorite movies, fucking Children of Men.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

I love children and men. I love them both, they make the world go around. Alright, well, let us mark you down, Sean, as one point.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

One point. Man, I almost didn't get that, man. It was, it was, it was the Fucking magnificent cunt that fucking like I was like, man, what the fuck? And then as soon as he mentioned like uh they should make better off as nannies and like all this shit, I was like, okay, okay, I'm I'm getting there.

SPEAKER_04 44:10

So the blank was the man calling Jody Foster a magnificent cunt was definitely essential to the plot.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Yeah, she's the fucking she's the gun.

SPEAKER_04 44:18

She's the hostage negotiator.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Yes, yes. Fuck.

SPEAKER_04 44:21

Along with Denzel. Yeah. Or she might just be like, no, she's not the hostage negotiator. She's like the banker. Denzel's the negotiator. Yeah. She's like, she works for the Nazi guys. Yeah. Because they're stealing Nazi gold in the movie.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Yeah. That's the whole thing, right? It turns out fucking that she was like working with Clive Owen too. Fuck it. It was like a whole it was a whole plot. The fucking hostage they kill on camera.

SPEAKER_04 44:42

I don't remember that part. I remember maybe him at the end like giving her like something in her pocket, like he slips something in her pocket while he's walking by her. But I don't remember them being in our together. I think Clive Owen fools everybody in that movie.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

Yeah, the hostage they fucking like they shoot on camera.

SPEAKER_04 44:56

Didn't even build a fake wall, dude. They build a fake wall. Yeah. And then he walks out of the fucking bank. Yeah. Incredible movie. Fucking movie's fucking. Spike Lee. Incredible. Spike Lee, yeah. Spike Lee, brother. Anyway, so we are gonna move on to question number two or movie number two. Movie number two gentlemen.

SPEAKER_03 45:17

All right, let's go. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

This one will probably be easier. Let's find out.

SPEAKER_03 45:22

I've only watched Sideman once, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

Some I watched it like two or three times. That movie fucking bangs. That movie's like, that movie is the perfect hangover movie. That movie is the perfect movie to put on when you're hungover and you fall asleep and you wake up and you're like, oh fuck yeah, let's go. Let's do this.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

It's also the perfect like slow burn. Fucking that movie fucking captured pacing so well. Like, like there's like barely any action in it. Right being like paced like so well that fucking like it just like feels like time flew by. Yeah, it's also like amazingly cast.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Yeah. Cast nine movies is incredible. It's fucking balls to the walls, dude. Yeah. Anyway, okay. Movie number two, gentlemen and ladies. Did that backwards. Let's go. Taking my waterproof mascara back to the shop because that didn't work.

SPEAKER_03 46:17

Waterproof mascara because I didn't work. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

What do you think that implies? There's a female in the movie. No, that implies that the viewer was crying. Oh my god. What the fuck were you thinking, sir? Contestant on my game show?

SPEAKER_03 46:43

Julia Roberts.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

Fucking retard.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Okay, so okay, so alright. Is it Heat? So I get three guesses per clue, right?

SPEAKER_04 46:55

Yeah. We should probably end up doing like a time limit too, but like public enemies. Yeah, we can just do three guesses. Public enemies?

SPEAKER_03 47:02

Fucking kind of underrated movie, though. It is a very underrated. It's also fucking another Michael Mann movie who directed fucking Heat. Shout out, dude. Shout out, yeah. Heat 2 coming soon. Oh, okay. We'll get into that later. Yeah, fucking. Who cares about a prequel? Dude. It's based on the book. Based on the book. Shut the fuck up. But it's like it's it's it's it's it's Al Pacino's character, so it's a whole different set of Robinson. Do you have another guest? Okay, um no. Clue number two.

SPEAKER_04 47:30

Clue number two. And see, I'm giving you the date early. I miss 2019.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

Okay, so a fucking heist movie that makes you cry, and it's from 2019. A heist movie that makes you cry.

SPEAKER_04 47:51

I really want to give you a hint here because the the the the the the the realm of thought you're in is incorrect. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

Okay, so oh my god, it's incorrect.

SPEAKER_04 48:04

Okay, so I'm gonna give you a hint. I feel bad. Yeah. Because you might actually get it. Actually, no, I'm not giving you hint until after the next flu. The next flu is actually. Next clue. Next flu. Okay, the next flu, you might get it if you I don't know, maybe. Okay, love watching the guys on my underwear go to therapy.

SPEAKER_03 48:25

Watching the guys on my underwear go to therapy.

SPEAKER_04 48:31

Now the question you have to ask yourself is who would be on your underwear? I wear Zo York, brother. So men's cum is on his underwear.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Other men's cum. Okay, like, like, fuck it. What maybe it'll be on my underwear, bruh. Fuck you, like, shit. Uh and it's a heist movie. I don't think you should be thinking about what would be on your underwear.

SPEAKER_04 48:53

Yeah, you never know what's gonna be on there. You're thinking too personally.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

About the person who wrote this. I'm care- I'm cracking jokes in between my my thought process. Okay. Oh, okay. So the person that wrote this. It's a heist movie. Um, I mean, okay. Hmm, from 2019. Indiana Jones cried because it was so bad, like the new Indiana Jones movie. Oh my god, dude. Because that was kind of a heist movie, too. Kind of.

SPEAKER_04 49:28

Yeah, The Dial of Destiny. Yeah. I mean, they're all kind of heist movies when you think about it. He's kind of like a grave robber. Yeah, he's kind of a bad guy.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

He's fucking robbing graves.

SPEAKER_04 49:38

Legitimately, one of what probably top three most favorite movies of all time is Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

Dude, we talked about it.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

So, like, so like I I do I do love it a lot, but all those new movies, especially that new one that came out like whatever I don't know how long it was ago, The Dial of Destiny.

SPEAKER_03 49:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:56

With Mads Mickelson.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

God damn, that shit was ass.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Man, dude, we both also agree that The Last Crusade was the best one in the original show. Yeah, I think it's the best one. People say Raiders and the Lost. Raiders is so good. So good. So good.

SPEAKER_04 50:09

But I really like Last Crusade. I fucking love that. Last Crusade to me feels like more of a like an adventure, like classic old adventure movie. There's literally a moment in that movie where X marks the spot. Fuck yeah, it's so fucking cool. Because literally, like, whatever. We're not gonna talk about Last Cruise. I can talk about Last Crusade for the first time. Yo, great.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

That is that deserves adapt and also clue number four. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that was bad. Oh, that was a bad one. Oh, that was better. Right. Clue number four.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

God, we should do Last Crusade on our on our podcast. We should totally do it. We should start doing like I think we should start doing like just our favorite shits. Oh, yeah? I think we could like that's because that's the shit we love.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

Yeah. Why not talk about the shit we love the most? You want me to fucking rant about samurai films for an hour and a half?

SPEAKER_04 50:57

I'll watch a samurai film every other week if you watch what I want every other week.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

We should do that. Fucking we should sit down and watch what you want to watch, even though I guarantee you I have watched them.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

No. No. No. Have you seen the have you seen the tuxedo with Jackie Chan? Yes, I have. Have you seen the medallion? Yes, I have.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

You have not seen all these Jackie Chan.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

I saw the medallion in theaters. With who? Fucking it was uh it was um I was in um That's crazy. That was like a straight to DVD movie. That went to theaters? It was in theaters, yeah. Fucking it was in theaters, dude. Fucking, I watched that. Um it was at uh a god damn, a birthday party. I was like fucking like six, six years old.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

I was living on Waylow the Street here in Transcona. Okay, well, hold on. Now now I'm about to now I'm about to say something because I feel like you're definitely gonna do this in the future. Just because you've seen it before, you still need to re-watch it. I still need to rewatch it. You can't, you can't, because this is what you're gonna do. It's do for rewatch. No, this is what you're gonna do. I'm gonna say a movie, you're gonna be like, oh, I've seen it, and then next week I'm gonna be like, oh, did you watch it? And you're gonna be like, oh, I've seen it. And then you're gonna talk about it from memory when you've seen it ten years ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:04

You gotta stay true to the rewatch. I gotta refresh my memory. You're absolutely right.

SPEAKER_04 52:08

Clue number four. Clue number four, let's go. They tricked everyone into watching a filler episode clip show that's three hours of meat riding, LMAO.

SPEAKER_03 52:20

This is a heist movie. Oh my god, uh fucking oh my god, Logan Lucky?

SPEAKER_04 52:28

Fucking crazy. Okay, now I will give you the hint, the hint that I was oh, I think I already gave it to you. It's unconventional. Did I already give you that? It's it's not a conventional heist movie. You're thinking in terms of I'm thinking of like an actual heist. Yeah, Oceans 11. This is an unconventional heist movie, but if you think about it, it is still a heist movie. So maybe this is almost a trick question. But that's the thing.

SPEAKER_03 52:52

You have like heist movies like walked in my mind. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_04 52:55

So in the in on the last, if you don't get on this one, which it doesn't seem like you're going to, I'm not trying to be rude, you will are definitely gonna get on the last one because it has somebody from the movie's name in the clue.

SPEAKER_03 53:06

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

Fucking clue number five then. Let's go. All right, let's go.

SPEAKER_03 53:09

I may as well stack on that fucking those two points right now.

SPEAKER_04 53:12

Okay, okay. So the last clue is we won, Mr.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

Stark. Oh my fucking god, dude. Are you seriously endgame, bro?

SPEAKER_04 53:21

This is Avengers Endgame. For fuck's sake.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

I would never want to I would never want to guess. Oh my god, dude. I was like, what heist movie came on in 2019 that made me cry. I was like, I don't remember crying. Any heist movie ever.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

Yeah, I don't think I have either. I don't think I don't think those are the type of movies that make you cry. There's type of movies at the end where you're like, oh my fucking god, they did it. Maybe it maybe a dog day afternoon, but fucking like, I don't know. Yeah. Either, either way, yeah. So that that's why maybe that one I was like, I I I ended it off with the quote where it was like, We won Mr. Stark. Yeah. So I would I I know you would definitely get it. Yeah. So I think that's the perfect example of one that has the worst four clues ever, maybe, or maybe just it's a trick question because it's a heist movie, but it's not it's not a conventional heist movie. Yeah, that was that was that was that was actually that was good because it is a heist movie. That one wasn't and I never would have I never would have guessed it. That one wasn't on the list of heist movies. I just in my brain I was like, that's technically a heist movie. The whole movie time traveling and stealing shit. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Okay, so that I mean, pretty good. That's good. I have a feeling you might get this one earlier than the other ones. Okay, wait. We'll see. Let's find out. I'm still like movie.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

Number three. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 54:41

You blew my fucking mind. I'm like rethinking like the entire fucking like plot of endgame. It's literally a time heist, an interdimensional heist, and then guess what? The villain comes back to do what?

SPEAKER_02 54:52

Steal back the gauntlet. See what I mean? See what I mean? That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 54:58

That's a good one. Holy when I was writing that, I was like, I was trying to find like because those those clues were good. I thought the underwear one was gonna give it away, to be honest. I was like, as soon as I get to that one, yeah, superheroes on your underwear, crazy. And then the the the fourth one I didn't really get, and then I read it again, and I was like, oh yeah, it's a clip show because they're just going through every other movie they've made. Oh my fucking and like and like and like sucking each other's dicks.

SPEAKER_03 55:22

Oh my god. I was like thinking of like a literal like clip show. Yeah, I was gonna say funny games, I was like, but that's not a heist movie. This is like a bunch of dudes that break into someone's house and kill a whole family. Another beer. Yeah, I'll take another beer. Actually, I'm good. So I'm like halfway through. I'm sipping. I'm not trying to get too drunk on the pod.

SPEAKER_04 55:40

Alright, I appreciate that. That's a good man, especially when you're one for one on these guesses here. Yeah. Okay. So movie number three in the game of fun balls. Fun ball, hosted by Raymond Coss. Clue number one, worth five points. Let's go. The climax was so unrealistic. Crying laughing emoji.

SPEAKER_03 56:06

The climax was so unrealistic. Oh my god, dude. Okay. Inception.

SPEAKER_04 56:14

That was that was very close to being on this list. Hold on, let me check to make sure I don't actually have it. No, it's not on here. That was very close to being on this list. I was like, that was unrealistic.

SPEAKER_03 56:25

That's a great movie. Oh my god. It's a great movie, but fucking mind. It's unrealistic. You know, fucking dream heist.

unknown 56:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 56:33

And then, oh, okay, so okay. Tenant. Wow. That's a I didn't even think about that one. That's another fucking time heist film.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

Great one. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 56:44

That is great, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

And that's a good guess for that clue. That is a very good guess for that clue. God damn, respect. I'm gonna cheers you on that. Well, and I'm gonna turn my phone over so you're not cheating.

SPEAKER_03 56:55

Oh my god. God damn, what a good guess. The ending is very unrealistic for a heist movie. The town? Sean, not often you impress me.

SPEAKER_04 57:05

Impressed. Okay, I'm a try. The town. Next clue. Okay. Clue number two. Let's go. Really enjoy this live action version of the Rick and Morty Heist episode.

SPEAKER_02 57:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 57:27

Okay. This live action version of Rick and Morty Heist episode. The ending of the movie is very unrealistic. I gotta jam all this information in my head. Next one is gonna give you a timeline. Okay, where? Hold up. I'm trying to figure this out with the with these two questions first without jumping to the next question. Oh, that's fine, brother. I'm not rushing you. I know. I gotta build up points. I'm speaking my thought process for the audience to the understanding there's like a bunch of dead air. Tell me, tell me what you're thinking, man. I'll talk to you about it.

SPEAKER_04 58:00

I'm I'm your host, man. That's what I'm hearing about.

SPEAKER_03 58:02

So, like, so the first question that the uh the first clue, very unrealistic ending. It's definitely not Christopher Nolan, even though, yeah, okay. Very grounded movies. I would have to agree. Yeah, and then fucking.

SPEAKER_04 58:14

Except for Tenet. I mean, that shit's not grounded at all. What are you talking about? He makes grounded movies and then he makes the craziest other fucking movies. He makes fiction feel grounded. Wow. That's a quote, dude. Fucking hey guys, pull that quote from Sean. Whisper no one makes fiction feel grounded. What a legendary quote. That's nice. That's right. What the fuck? You like that shit? Wow, dude. I think you're in flow state right now. I am in flow state right now. Okay, well, then get the question. I can't.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

Give me the next clue.

SPEAKER_04 58:48

Give me the next clue. Come on. That was that was nice, though, dude. Oh, goddamn bars. Sean with the bars. I mean, ignore the terrible 90s CG. It's a classic.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

Oh my god. Fuck it. Come on. Is it Ocean's 11? It came out in the 2000s. The first one came out in like 1999? No, no, no, no, no. 2000s.

SPEAKER_04 59:11

I'll look it up. I'll look it up. Guarantee, man. It's like 99.

SPEAKER_03 59:13

It's not oceans. Yeah. It's not 98. Oceans 12. Ocean's Tokyo in the fucking early 2000s. 2001. Are you fucking kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. Fucking 90s.

SPEAKER_04 59:26

Fucking suck my balls, dude. Post Y2K.

SPEAKER_03 59:30

Okay, so is it the uh case from a 90s movie? 90s, a shitty shit. Shitty 90s.

SPEAKER_04 59:37

I'll read it. I'll read it one more time. I'll read it one more time, brother. That's what I'm here for. I am your magnanimous host.

SPEAKER_03 59:42

I know it's not heat because everything in heat's fucking practical. There's no fucking CGI in Heat.

SPEAKER_04 59:47

I mean, ignore the terrible 90s CG. It's a classic.

SPEAKER_03 59:52

Is that fucking diehard, bruh? Wow. Pretty good guess, too. Actually, that's that's 80s.

SPEAKER_04 59:57

Is it diehard three? Pretty good guess. Crazy N-word in that movie. Oh, oh yeah, brother. Crazy N-word in that movie. I got I get one more guess. Yeah. Um what was uh I seen that movie one time on like public cable, Die Hard of the Vengeance. Yeah. I forget how they censored that. Fucking like I think they say neighbors. Maybe black people. Maybe they just put black people in it. Yeah. Because they have to film two versions, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:22

They have Sam Jackson.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:24

Yeah, I know, but but that was pre-polar. Do you remember the scene that I'm talking about where Bruce Willis is in the middle of the street with a big sign on them that says I hate N-words, full hard R? Yep. For the TV version, they can't put that on TV. So I'm pretty sure it used it said I hate black people or something.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:40

I think it was something like that. I'm not too sure. I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:43

It may have cut the whole scene out. No, no, no. It was in there. Maybe on TV? It was in there. I seen it. I never watched it on TV. I just don't know what it said. Anyway. I never watched it on TV. Do you have any guesses, sir?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:54

No, not on this one, man. You want next clue? I want the next clue. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:58

Sean is drunk.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:00

I'm not drunk. I'm just thinking.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:02

This clue for two points. Let's go. Easily my favorite set piece that hinges on giving a man diarrhea. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

Why am I fucking shitting the bed so hard on these questions? I give gold, but they're never right. Oh my god. So they give a guy diarrhea. This movie's in the 90s. Shitty 90s CGI. Um, okay. Um god damn it, brother.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:35

Think. I'll give you I'll give you a hint because you might get it on the next one. It's not Gremlins, too. Ice movie? I've never seen it. Gremlins take over. That's true. I I wouldn't count that as ice movie. Wouldn't count that as a ice movie? Definitely not the answer. Um take over the airwaves. Think of like think of like and like this, the next, the next one. Home Alone 2? Think oh, that's a great heist movie. I should have included any of those movies. Wow. Never even crossed my mind that Home Alone is a heist movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:09

You know what? You know fucking diehard's a fucking like uh you know like not diehard. You know fucking home alone is a child-friendly diehard?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:16

Yeah, fuck I can see that. Yeah, yeah, I can see that. Um, have you seen what Macaulay Gulgan said about if Die Hard is a Christmas movie? Yep. Yeah, you hear what he said? He said yes. No, he didn't. He said Home Alone is a Christmas movie, it takes place around Christmas. There's no other holiday it could take place around. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, it's just a holiday movie. It could take place around any holiday and it wouldn't change it. Yeah, man. And that is the truth. Yeah, but fucking Holmes.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:42

It could have been July July 4th. Home Alone's also not a Christmas movie either. Because fucking the the the whole robbery doesn't happen on Christmas fucking day. But it has Christmas spirit. Yeah, but so does goddamn fucking Die Hard. No, it doesn't. The whole goddamn soundtrack is Jingle Bells.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:57

No, it isn't. Just the last song. It also happens on Christmas Day. The last song in the movie is Jingle Bells. That's it. The last song. There's a lot of things. Dude, the score. The score is made out of jingle bells.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:09

It's not the song Jingle Bells, but the score is made out of jingle bells, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:13

That's just to make you buy more presents. It's not a Christmas movie. Anyway, are you okay? Think of cla think of like a classic 90s movie ball thing. Think of like think of this and this might give it away. Think of like legendary franchises.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:31

Legendary franchises from the out from the 90s.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:35

Started in the 90s, only just finished. Possibly more coming. Fast and the Furious. God damn it, son of a bitch. Oh it just was close, but that's the thing. That would have been such a dickhead move because there's like ten Fast and the Furious movies. And like putting any one of them in there just seems like mean. It's got cheesy fucking 90s season. It's also like what? So you waste three whole guesses in your questions just guessing different Fast and the Furious movies? You'd have to guess three different times, three different guesses to even get to the end of the Fast and the Furious franchise.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:21

Well now I'm thinking like what other fucking like 90s heists. Also, also Fast and the Furious is 2000s. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:30

I think it was probably also 2000s. Mission Impossible. We have nailed it. Two points for my boy. Last clue would have been. And see, you only got that because I gave you the hint. I feel bad for you. No, you didn't give me the hint. I just fucking like. No, I said legendary franchises, and then you said Mission Impossible. Don't act like I didn't give you the extra hint. Stop doing that. I gave it to you.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

Okay, you know what? Fucking can when you said legendary franchises, I went to Fast and the Furious. And then went and then immediately I was like, okay, Mission Impossible. Because you were thinking about legendary franchises. I was thinking about the very first movie, which is a heist movie. The rest of the movies aren't heist.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:12

So if I never said legendary franchises, you wouldn't have got to Fast and the Furious. Yeah. And you wouldn't have got to Mission Impossible. Yeah. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:19

That's fine. That was smart though, because the first one is a heist movie, but all the other sequels aren't really heist movies.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:24

Some of them definitely are. Some of them are. Some of them are. Some of them are. Some of them should be definitely classified.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:28

The first one's definitely a heist movie. First one is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:31

Last clue would have been for one point. Extremely good. They should make seven more of these.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:38

I would have got that one.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:40

Yeah. Okay. Sean's doing good here. We got one point, one point, and two points for a total of four points. We are moving on. I gotta nail this one to movie number four.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:54

Yeah, let's go. I gotta nail these next two. I gotta nail them to the Fuck a wall, brother. Like fucking Jesus on the cross, bro. I'm gonna nail it.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:04

Okay, let us go. Let's go. This movie is just the right level of dumb and fun, and I love every second of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:14

Dumb and fun and heist. Is it fucking dumb and dumber, bro? Oh fuck, I had to go there. So I get three guesses. Okay, so it's not fucking dumb and dumber. I thought I thought I thought the word dumb was a clue. Okay, word case. So repeat the repeat the clue again.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:31

This movie is just the right level of dumb and fun, and I love every second of it. It's fast and the furious.

unknown 1:06:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:41

You thought it was lying, anyway? You were like, he definitely put fast and the furious in here. I told you I didn't play. Italian job? Shit. Clue number two for four points, ladies and gentlemen. The way they hold on to that final shot sends me every time. Baby driver?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:00

They hold on to that final shot. It's a highest movie. It sends me every time. They hold on to the final shot. Sends me every time. Okay. Okay, the final shot. It's fun and dumb, but the final shot is like it sends you. Like uh so the final shot's a good final shot.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:21

The final that's the thing. I honestly don't remember the final shot in this movie, but I think it was comedic.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:31

It sends you every time the final shot. Hmm. I'm thinking about what the fuck is that movie called with Dax Shepard and goddamn fucking Bradley Cooper. What is that movie called? And like Bradley Cooper comes out of fucking jail and he's like, oh my god, I got raped. I got raped in the butt.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:51

Why are you always watching these male rape movies? Fucking.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:54

I'm trying to fucking like dude, it's on the tip of my tongue. I don't know if that's the fucking guess. Male rape is on the tip of your tongue. No, fucking the movie. I could be right. It's fucking Dak Shepherd. He wrote and directed it. Fucking he even has like Kristen Bell in it. Bradley Cooper's his fucking like friend that breaks out of jail.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:10

Bradley Cooper's his little fucking slam pig.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:13

Fucking like, well, like well, his whole reason for revenge is that he went to fucking jail for a heist that they fucking pulled, and Dak Shepherd was the driver, getaway driver. He drives off. And the movie was dumb. And the final shot, from what I recall, is kind of funny. What the fuck is the movie called? God damn it, give me the next clue.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:32

Clue number two. Or number three. For three points. Let's go. Let's go. Three stars for the DiCaprio reference reference. Oh, sorry. Butchered that. Let me give that one more shot. Three stars for the DiCaprio reference.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:50

Oh my fucking God. I feel like I am right, but I just can't figure out the movie name. I think I am right, but I can't figure out the fucking movie name.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:59

Can't figure out the movie name. It's a literally almost hit my tongue. In a fucking voice.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:06

Can you at least tell me that I'm right that fucking it's Dak Shepard and Bradley Cooper and Kristen Bell? Can you at least tell me that if I'm right about that?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:12

Wrong.

unknown 1:09:13

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:14

Wrong.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:18

Wrong.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:19

20 minutes. 30 minutes or less with Jesse Asberg.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:22

30 minutes or less. Wow, I haven't thought about that movie in a while. Oh my god. Wow. What a fun, silly hour, 30-minute movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:35

It's dominant. It's fun. Fucking. Christ almighty. Yeah, it's very silly. You got Danny McBride in there. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:45

Lil fucking D DM?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:46

Yeah, and you got Jesse Eisenberg playing Jesse Eisenberg. It's brilliant.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:50

Have you heard that Danny McBride has written and they are now casting for his G.I. Joe movie? And it is not a comedy. It is a very big passion project for Danny McBride. He loved G.I. Joe. That was his shit. So he has created a G.I. Joe movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:09

I have a whole goddamn bin at home in my garage full of G.I. Joe toys. Legit, full of G.I. Joe toys. Full of snake eyes. Fuck it. I only have one snake eyes. There's only ever one snake eyes. When you were a kid, you had one snake eyes, it can't get a segue, man. You hold on to that side. You hold on to that snake eyes for life, brother.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:31

One snake eyes, bro. You can't have two.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:33

No, you can't have two. Fucking blasphemy. You can't have two, man. You hold on to that fucking snake eyes for dear life, brother. For real. That's an eye, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:41

He's still in good shape. It is it is surrounding Duke in the town of whatever. It's like a town that is that is fully all um cobra. I forget what it's called. I seen him in this interview the other day with Josh Horowitz, and he was talking about it. And he was like, Are you a big G.I. Joe fan? And he was uh he was talking about like this deep cut town, I guess, in G.I. Joe lore, where uh where it's just a town that is all cobra, and he's like, that's where the movie takes place. Pass me your empty.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:10

See, like, I don't know the lore behind G.I. Joe because like I'm not that gay. Yeah, I don't know. I I just had the toys and I played with them and I made my own lore behind the toys, and I fucking just played with my toys and made up my own stories.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:21

Do you know what my first introduction to G.I. Joe was? What was that? The movie that came out with Channing Tatum!

SPEAKER_03 1:11:28

Well, we're in Channing Tate Young. That's gay.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:31

I mean, fucking um Joseph Gordon Levitz was kind of decent in it.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:37

So gay. I only found out what G.I. Joe's because of this movie with a really hot guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:41

Magic Mike, what are you, fucking loser? You ever jerked off to Magic Mike? There's also no toys. Oh shit. There's no toy line to Magic Mike. Well, also, the movie that you're trying to guess right now?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:53

Yeah. It's Magic Mike. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:56

No, I'm just kidding. I was like, that's not a fucking heist movie. Yeah, I was like, what? Okay, next clue. Next clue. Next clue. I want some of that Baskin Robbins.

unknown 1:12:08

What?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:08

Where'd you get these fucking clues from Letterboxd? Also, we are almost on the very last clue. This is where Raymond starts to feel bad, and he gives Sean a little extra clue. Okay, if we can give me the next clue, man. No, this is I'm not gonna give you the next clue. I'm gonna give you an extra clue. So you could possibly get two points.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:31

Okay, word. Oh wow, is that a real thing? Can I do that for you too next game?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:34

If you feel so inclined, you haven't gotten very many points on this one. On the last practice one we did, I got two questions at five points.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:42

I got two questions on the first clue. Yeah. You haven't gotten any even close to the first three. On the practice run? Yeah, like last week I got small soldiers on the first guess, and then another one on the first guest. I got two. I can play it back yet. I can play it back, and I got two of them on the first clue, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:59

You got one for sure. Two. I know I got two on the first fucking. I know why you.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:03

I don't care what you're saying. I know exactly what happened in the last episode. I got two on the first clue. We'll play it back to back after this. Well, you don't have to play it. Just edit the episode and fucking release it. And we'll know. Yeah, yeah, right. Also, don't feel bad. It's okay. You're gonna do good.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:19

It's fine. This is the first official game. This is the first official game. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:24

The last one was practice. Even if I got two out five points, it's not gonna matter.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:27

My ego has not taken a move at all.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:31

Let your ego go, man. Let your ego go. My ego is not bruised. It's so funny because like I feel like it's gonna become a thing where like if you do bad on an episode, you're gonna make the questions so hard the next week, so I can't even possibly get them. And it's gonna be whatever. It's gonna get messy. Well, don't worry.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:49

I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna make sure that you watch the movies. I'm not gonna be like Yeah, all trust me, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:53

All these movies you've seen.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:55

It's like, hey Raymond, today's category is samurai films.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:58

Yeah, exactly. Like, don't do that. That's crazy. Okay, I'm gonna give you this extra special clue. Remember earlier when I said it is not a conventional heist movie. This is one of those. You motherfucker, you're putting in trick questions in your heist movies, man. Why not? What if I if I put in Ocean's 11? You guess that for every fucking guest so far. If I put if I if I say heist movies, you're gonna go like this. You're gonna go heat, oceans 11, fucking blah, blah, blah. You're gonna name all the major ones. So I have to make it at least a little bit challenging.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:33

Also, I was like saying Oceans 11 is a throwaway guest as for a comedic effect.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:38

What do you mean, dude? That's a great movie. It is a good movie, but I was like, that's not one of the greatest heist movies of all time. That's why I'm saying it. See what I mean? Yeah. That's why I can't put it on the list. You understand how the game works. If I make it too easy, especially heist movies. When I say heist movies, there's very there's a couple heist movies you think of. Yeah. So when I said heist movies and I was thinking of the category, the ones I thought of didn't put on the list because I knew you would think of them. That's very true. You gotta make it like it has to be it has to be a little bit challenging. Great heist movie. Definitely not it, but oh my god, what a good guess. Your guess are good. I know. Okay, I'll okay. I'll give you one more hint because I want you to get two points. Okay, what? Think about the last one that I said was unconventional. What was the answer? It was endgame. Same universe. Oh my god, brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:35

It's the Guardians of the Galaxy. No, my guess, and we're going to the next clue. Oh my god, brother. Oh, okay. Is that fucking home?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:49

Next clue. Wait. So how small is his PP?

unknown 1:15:56

Fucking.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:58

Oh my god. These are all good guesses. I'm giving you good guesses though.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:03

Wait, how have he not gotten it now?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:04

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:06

I just told you it's in the MCU.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:07

Yeah. How small is his PP? How small is his PP? I already said Gardens of the Galaxy, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:15

Yeah. I want some of that Baskin Robbins.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:17

I want some of the Baskin Robbins. God damn it.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:24

I want the I want the listeners to write in and tell me if my questions are too difficult. Because if they are, I'll make them easier. I'll tone it down. It's just then hold on, hold on. Actually, I want you to write in after you hear next week's episode and you hear how hard Sean makes them. Yeah, yeah. Because if Sean makes them where I don't get it on like I don't get it till the last guest two, then we all both need to know that we need to like chill on how hard they are.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:51

Also, also if you write it in if you write it in the fan mail, the fan mail goes directly to me, so feel free to call me a fucking idiot, swear at me, give me shit, make fun of me. You know, I I can I can handle hate mail very well. I'm gonna I'm gonna read it again.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:06

Wait!

SPEAKER_04 1:17:06

So how small is his PP? Man, is it Thor too? Think about a small character. A small character MCU. The MCU. Possibly someone.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:19

It's fucking Ant-Man, isn't it? Ding ding ding. Yeah, it's Ant-Man. God damn it. How did I fucking not get that? Because Ant-Man is 100% a heist movie.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:30

Son of a bitch. Yeah, like that one's actually not even debatable. That's a heist movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:35

It is 100% a heist movie. 100%.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:37

And also like a really great heist movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:40

That movie fucking rules.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:41

Movie fucking rules. Movie rules. The whole scene with Thomas the tank engine, and they're all tiny, and then like it's like a train, it's like a mechanical train coming towards them on a track. Yeah. And then it looks so incredibly crazy because they're so tiny. And then it pans out and it shows the real scope of how big they are. And it's just a model train going around and hitting like a little tiny thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:03

So completely great. It came out at the end of phase two, where like uh phase two was like on a lull. Like fucking, like, there was like a phase two was like, remember like fucking phase one was awesome. And then phase two went on a lull. And then fucking phase three fucking was like skyrocketing, and it went on a lull again and fucking peaked again. Fucking like Ant-Man fucking reinvigorated my excitement for the MCU back in that back in the day. I remember that shit. I remember.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:30

Okay, hold on. So let me put you down here, Sean, for I'm at five points.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:36

One point. How many points am I at right now? You are at five, sir. Okay, five points. Alright. Last question. Sean, you better fucking get this nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:47

Question. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Alright, you got this. He got this. For five points. This movie makes me horny. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:01

That's the first question. What the fuck, brother? This movie makes me- Oh man, dude. Oh my god. It's a heist movie, and this shit makes me horny.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:11

So I'm watching this shit bricked up. You gotta think about who is in it and who is conventionally attractive. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:21

I can't think of any fucking like female-led uh heist film besides.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:26

Why is your brain so male-coded? This could have been written by a woman. It could be a movie full of dudes. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:38

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:40

What the fuck? I gotta fucking think about heist movies. You're talking about me and Dragon Talk. I don't know female anatomy. You don't even know that females exist. I know that they do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:52

There's only like one female heist film that I could think of. It was the fucking ocean ocean spittle.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:58

Okay, then so why would you be thinking that it's females then? If there's only one. Wouldn't you maybe think that this is written by a woman and it's about dudes?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:08

It's probably written by Catherine Bigelow, too, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:10

Love Katherine Bigelow. Fucking backwards. She got something down below.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:15

Catherine Bigelow. Pussy Fat. Oh, good. Pussy fat. Man, she fucking makes me horny.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:20

Alright, no guesses from Sean. Okay, repeat the question again. This movie makes me horny. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. It's fast and Furious.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:34

Logan lucky because it's got Shiny Tatum.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:38

Okay, I'm gonna give you the next clue, and then I gotta take a piss.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:40

Okay, where are you give me the next clue? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:42

For the for a 10th anniversary piece, still just rocks in terms of propulsion. It never stops moving. 10 anniversary piece. And when you leave, don't pause it. I need a I need a freestyle, bro. I'm freestyle. Yeah, freestyle on the mic. If you if you actually listen to the podcast, every time you've gone to the bathroom, I still continue talking.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:06

I know you do. There's there's points where I don't cut any of that out there.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:09

It's good because some of it's good, especially the Michael Jackson stuff, where it's like, how has no woman come out and talked about his dick? How has no woman come out and been like, yo, I used to fuck Michael back in the day?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:20

I had to cut that down for time.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:21

Oh yeah, of course he did. Of course he did, you fucking loser. There's no such thing as cutting down for time. There's such a thing as you not paying enough for our podcast to go up because you have other fucking obligations. Pisses me off, dude. You act like you want this podcast so much, but sometimes I come into your house and you're like, yo, I can only upload an hour and 45 minutes this week because we're out of time. But I told you why are we ever running out of time? If we want to do a long podcast like we're doing, yeah, why should we ever be running out of time?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:49

Well, actually we're not, because you know what I found out? You know what I fucking found out.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:52

But you fucking suck.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:54

There's that too. You're totally, totally not wrong. But you know what I found out? That fucking, if I do overdraft on the time limit on Buzz Sprout, it just carries over to my bill. So I can I can fucking record over time and release over time.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:07

So you cut all that Michael Jackson shit for nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:09

For nothing. But you know what? I still have it because fucking when you're editing, editing is non-destructive. I still have those files. You know what I was thinking about doing? A fucking blooper's fucking.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:20

See this? See this? This is me putting a gun to my stomach and killing myself. Most people put it to their head, I put it to the fattest part of my body. I'll tell you about it later. Is that a wicked idea? I'll tell you about it later. Whatever, man. You pissed me off. I can't believe it. Can't believe I bring up one of the greatest bits I've ever done on the podcast. You're like, had to cut it for time. Sorry, brother. It's not gone forever because. Don't give a fuck. Editing is non-destructive. You know, you know, I bet you didn't cut for time. What's up? Any of your shit. No, fucking dude. No, fucking, dude. Whatever. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:46

Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:46

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Give me the next question. Do you have any guesses? No, dude. The host is mad now. Hey, guess what? Host is pissed off.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:57

I feel you're gonna give me the hardest question ever.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:01

I think you might get it by like maybe not the next one. Yeah, but maybe the fourth one. Hit me with it, man. Okay. Don't hit me physically because I know it's got rage. Stop, stop, stop. You think I would ever hit you? You're not a stupid jibhead at my job trying to use the bathroom and piss in the corner. No, I'm not gonna hit you. You're one of my best friend. What do you think I'm gonna do? No, I'm gonna get mad at you and I'm gonna I'm gonna verbally assault you.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:26

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:27

I'm gonna fucking feed you beers that I paid for and then say, fuck you, dude. I'm gonna say, I don't like you anymore. We're not friends anymore. Here's a beer. Stop. Don't even do that. That's mean. I know I'm just fucking with you, brother. Anyway, okay. For clue number three. Let's go. Three points. Three points. It's strange for such a good movie to have such bad dialogue.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:52

Oh my god. Okay, it's okay. So it's strange for such a good movie to have such bad fucking dialogue. And it's a heist movie. Okay, this one's an actual conventional heist movie, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:05

Conventional, uh conventional. How about I'll say this? And this is probably too big of a hint. You've mentioned it already tonight. Baby driver?

SPEAKER_03 1:24:17

I mentioned it already tonight.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:19

It has come up within the conversation of you guys. It can't be heat. That's your last guess.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:28

By the way, that's his last guess. I'm gonna say oceans 11.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:34

Okay, so ready for clue number four. I mentioned already. A conceptual slap in the face.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:45

A conceptual slap in the face. Oh my god, dude. These fucking what the fuck are these questions, Raymond?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:57

Let's amp up the difficulty. I thought we were playing the game. We are playing the game. Okay, I've made it too hard. Now that uh now I know. We're only ever gonna know if we do. And I thought I'd they are good questions.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:13

I thought I did these in like pretty good, like they are, but like fucking, I give you like such good answers. Like the questions that are being asked to you like the movies I'm thinking about.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:24

Stop talking like you give me such good answers. Suck a dick with that. I'm just giving myself excuses here. I'm just making excuses.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:32

I'm giving you such good answers.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:34

Literally last week, I think I got I think I got three of them on the last two guesses. Like, I think I got I almost I didn't I think I almost I didn't get one of them.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:44

You didn't get Toy Story, you didn't get fucking uh everything everywhere all at once. I fuck you!

SPEAKER_04 1:25:49

Fuck you, get you didn't get it to the last memory. You got such a bad memory. I got everything everywhere all at once. You have such a but it but you just said I didn't get it.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:01

Well, I was gonna say last question.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:02

That's what I just said, dickhead. I said I didn't get three of them until two of the last questions. How about you fucking listen? Fuck you, fuck you. Now we're getting fucking in. Fuck you, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:14

Okay, the questions are gonna be really hard now. Yeah, now no, now now they are next week. I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:20

When Sean acts like Sean acts like he's not fucking listening, fuck you, bitch. Oh, I'm fucking getting ghetto, bruh.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:27

You heard it here first, America, or can you? Fuck you, Sean. Sorry, give me the fucking next question.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:32

Living in your head rent free.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:37

Oh, fuck. It's living in my head rent free. Living in my head rent-free. Heat. Think metaphorically, think conceptually. Conception. Think inception.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:53

Whoa, it almost rhymes with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:55

Inception. Here you go. My God.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:01

I lied to you earlier because you were like, is Inception on this list? And then I didn't, I don't remember. I didn't remember the questions I did. And I think we were at Mission Impossible. And you were like, is Inception on this list? And I scrolled down. I was like, I seen it. And I was like, nah, nah nah, I wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:15

I was like, fuck, dude. How did he shouldn't say rise of that though? I would have felt more proud. How did he? I feel like he stripped away that winfree because he got mad at me. I'm gonna strip away Sean's fucking joy. I'm gonna fucking What do you mean, dude?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:28

This is what you said. You said conception, and then I seen your eyes go. Oh then I said I said, it almost rhymes with that.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:36

That's why we need a camera in here. They wouldn't see my eyes widen. Yeah, because I didn't I didn't click in in that moment. Of course. It clicked in my eyes wide. You saw it. You knew you knew I was gonna say it. That's why you fucking Yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:49

Also, there there's no way I wasn't giving that to you.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:53

Yeah, there's no way. That would yeah, fucking my points are at what, six points? Six, I think. We had six, yep. Not a bad start to fun box.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:02

Actually, it's a pretty rough start for Sean and No, what do you mean? What do you mean? Like, yeah, hold on. Why are you beating around the bush here? This was oh, maybe they're too difficult. Maybe I'm making them too difficult. Maybe they're too conceptual. Maybe I need to be more um literal with some of the clues. But that's the thing. When you read some of the some of the reviews on Letterboxd, dude, it's literally one clue is like one clue is like one clue is like, um, let me let me just let me just read this.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:29

Also, when I say rough start, I was like saying a rough start for me because fucking like fucking uh next week it's your official questions. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I understand. Point wise it's a rough start for Sean. Oh, I otherwise I had a great time playing fun box.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:41

Hey, come on, dude. Don't act like you're not gonna make it rough on me next week. Oh, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:45

Don't act like your ego's not gonna get in the way. Motherfucker, man. Y'all be ready.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:50

Don't act like your ego's not fucking ready. Don't act like your ego's not gonna get in the way and it's gonna ruin the game.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:56

Because I accidentally made it too hard for you. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not dude. I promise I wouldn't I promise I won't do that. Whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:04

As long as we're having fun, I don't I honestly don't care.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:08

Yo, y'all, I might make it a little hard.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:11

It's no, dude. Hey viewers, guarantee it's gonna be some of the hardest questions ever. His category is gonna be like his category is gonna be literally animated movies, and it's gonna conceptualize the whole thing of every animated movie ever created.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:30

Dude, I dude, that's actually legit what I was gonna do.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:32

Yeah, yeah, but but but but you know what you know what the tough thing about that is but it's like they're movies that you I know you played. Exactly. That that's the tough thing is you have to actually know that I've seen them.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:41

Yeah, mate, I I know I know you. I know you, it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:45

Yeah, it's fine. Even if you don't know me, I'll get them on probably like at least two on the first five points. Because we'll we'll go back and we'll listen after we finish this episode. Yeah, and you'll see that I got two of two first five points. Easy. You did. I actually I um actually, yeah, you did. And I know I did too. Also, it's uh yeah, I don't even remember the first. What was the first the first one was well yeah, because I I remember some of the first ones were you said pitch up, but immediately you fucking said pop pitch up. I think that would but that's the thing. In the first one, I didn't do five clues per per movie. No, you didn't, you say it was like three. Yeah, some of them were three, some of them were four, some of them were test five.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:25

It was a good test run.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:27

No, no, I I like it so far, but again, next week is gonna really determine how this game is gonna go. Yeah. Because it's otherwise gonna go very bitterly. It's gonna go very bitterly where we both just try and make each other not get as many as possible.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:40

We've got to be strategic as well. We're both making up the questions, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:44

Yeah, and I think that almost makes it uh unfair and difficult because then it just makes somebody able to make them as hard as they want. That's true, which is fine, but like I also I also thought I made the like hold on, dude. I get on lots of the on lots of the clues I gave you, I gave you location, the when it came out, shit like that. All the clues you gave me last week were all just conceptual clues. None of them had any tie to when the movie came out, what quote from the movie, what where where the movie was located in. Lots of my clues gave you all of that information.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:21

You're absolutely right. Actually, you are right. You know what? Yeah, you're right. I'm just uh not on not on the ball today, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:28

I've been making tips, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:30

How much tips do you make? Fucking I dude. I only make a fucking like dude. I get my tips weekly. Changes is tips every week.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:37

How much how much do you get every week on one Monday? It fluctuates. Sometimes I get 20, sometimes I get 30. The most I gotten so far was 58. Okay, so the other day I left this bar that I'm working at, the McLaren, and I made $75 in tips. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Yeah, dude. So guess what? No, we're gonna work what we're gonna do like we did tonight. All all the stuff you see here. Hey, hey Sean, look, look across the vast expanse. You see all the drugs and alcohol we have here? Yeah, all bought with tips, brother. I know. So guess what? Our life can be great if we just if we just take all my tips and we invest it into the podcast and we stop making this shit so silly, and we get a fucking camera, and then we could do ten times more shit. People could see right now that I don't have a shirt on and my belly out, and I'll put the podcast in my stomach right now and hear the growls.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:33

He's leaving his fucking hat on though, which is bizarre. It's like, bro, let your hair flow.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:39

No, because have you ever had have you ever had long dreadlocks that touch your back? Like your hair flow, motherfucker. It's so itchy.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:45

It's so itchy. I mean, I I could see that.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:47

Have you have you uh okay? Hold on.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:49

I want you to sh I shave my head and my fucking head itches and to put a hat on.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:53

Hold on, hold on. I want you, I want you to do me a favor, which would be way better on camera. I want you to lay on my bed, pull your shirt up, on you lay on your belly, pull your shirt up. I'm gonna take my hair down and I'm gonna rub it across your back.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:06

I don't ever want to do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:07

And you're gonna you're gonna tell me, hey, that's not very comfortable.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:11

I don't ever want to do that. Why don't you want to do that?

SPEAKER_04 1:33:13

Fine, fine, fine don't do it. It's fucking we'll be gay. We can't do it unless we have cameras.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:19

If we had cameras, we put the camera.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:20

If we're doing it now, we're just doing it for the head for for the camera. No, for the homosexuality. If we're doing it right now, it's not for the camera. If we're doing it right now, it's just for me to grind my head on your body.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:33

And then if we get the camera to sniff your ass a little bit. It's for both the viewers and the homosexuality.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:38

Yeah, well, I'm still gonna get hard if the cameras are here, but like if the cameras are here, at least it will be funny for other people. No matter what happens, I will be hard.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:49

Dude, you know what? We should absolutely have a shot.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:53

I don't think we have enough for two left, but we'll we'll split it.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:56

I I say absolutely because he's got absolute vodka.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:59

The weekly check-in with Sean and Ray.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:02

Oh, it's our week time. It's time to talk about the week. Tell me about your week, man. It's kind of a what day fucking. My week was kind of like uh uneventful. But but there was one day that wasn't uneventful, and that day was Canada Day. Canada Day was a hell of a journey, my brother. Like, uh tell me about it. Okay, so initially, me, my sister, my brother, we were supposed to go to uh Pasquale's, like I told you last week. We're supposed to go to Pasquale's and you know, eat on the patio and you know, have dinner, eat some fucking Italian food. Dude, hold on, pause.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:43

Pause. Yeah so usually I keep a shot glass in my room, and sometimes I'll just put change in it. Yeah. And while we were podcasting, yeah, I found a quarter on my on my on my on my shelf. Yeah, and I put it in the shot glass. Yeah, and then I just poured the vodka in the shot glass. Oh my god. And I took the shot and I said, Why is there a coin in my mouth? Bro, that just happened just now. That's what that fucking planking sound was. You spat a quarter out in the cup. Yeah, I was like, why the fuck is there a coin in my mouth? I had to I I had to I had to practice self-control and swallow the vodka and chase without drinking the coin.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:20

I would have done an imock on you. I know how to do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:22

Dude, I just probably would have swallowed it and shit it out and then scooped it out like a little dew boy.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:30

Nobody's taking my silver.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:31

This is my change. My money, bitch. Holy fuck, man. Okay, so like, yeah, so this you're gonna laugh at this fucking story, Ray. I guarantee you. I know the viewers uh, especially the people that know us, I think you'll laugh at this too. So um, so last moment, Nicole messages me, my sister. She's like, hey bro, can you uh pay my way for my food for our dinner today with William? And I was like, man, kiddo, I'm waiting for my $120 right now on tips. Because I was actually gonna get $120.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:01

Are you sure this is a story you want to tell on a public broadcast? Well, dude, just dude, it's a longer story, just hold up. Okay, I'm not I'm just saying I don't know if your sister wants people knowing that she'd be asking you for money. Whatever, that's fine. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:17

No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, dude. I mean, it it is a whole process. Now I was like, man, kiddo, I'm fucking broke. Like naturally, you know, I'm broke. Naturally, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:26

Naturally, I'm broke. I did all the drugs, naturally, I have no money.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:30

So then she's like, okay, well, how about this? How about I order a pizza and me, you, and we just like sit in the backyard and we have some beers and we you know, eat some pizza.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:39

Whose backyard?

SPEAKER_03 1:36:40

Nicole's backyard, my sister's backyard.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:42

I can already tell where the problem's gonna come from, possibly. Also, they listen to this podcast. You sure you want to be telling this story?

SPEAKER_03 1:36:53

Dude, you don't even know where it's going. You don't even know where it's going. I do not know where it's going. No, you don't. No, you don't. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:00

Okay. William Suck Deercock. Oh my god, brother. Damn, sorry, I I spoiled it, didn't I? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:10

No, well, okay, it's like, so like uh William picks me up, we get there. Yeah, it's so like uh um our our friend tomato is there. Oh shit, broccoli was there. Yeah, broccoli, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:21

I love a good asparagus.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:23

Yeah, man. He was there, man. Fucking yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:25

It's a good vibe. Asparagus is a fucking vibe.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:27

Fucking like he was he was being a ripe tomato that day. He was vibing.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:31

Yeah, man. Sometimes he's orange like a carrot, but most times he's green like a fucking broccoli. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:37

So guy. So we got there, we're eating pizza. Yeah, and then uh a good friend of ours, um, his name is uh Zane. Um uh he was uh he went to Zendo. Zendo. He was looking for I'll cut that out. He was looking for he was looking for tomatoes. What the fuck did you just say? He was looking for who? He was looking for tomato.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:59

That's what I thought you said. You better you better bleep over that and put tomato over that. Yeah, if that makes it in the podcast, I'm gonna be mad. I'm gonna be real mad, Sean.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:08

So he's looking for tomato and uh so he FaceTimes tomato. Hey, where you at? He says, Onion, get your ass over here. He's like, yo, I'm over here at so-and-so's place. I'm at uh, you know, like Sean's sisters and brother-in-law. So I was like, come on. Cabbage! Yeah. So Zeno shows up, and then we're all sitting in the backyard, we're having beers, we're eating pizza, it's cool shit. Yeah. Then my brother-in-law comes outside, he's like, Yo, man, I got a gift for you, and like nobody deserves this more than you do. It's a fucking big bag of mushrooms. Mm-hmm. Fuck a big bag of mushrooms, bro. And these fucking shrooms look scary, bro. Fucking like they're huge, brother. They were huge.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:44

So I was those are those gay mushrooms, bro. Fucking like mushrooms will fuck you up more than straight mushrooms. For real, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:51

Don't fuck with gay mushrooms. Dude, the strain was penis to envy, too. But fucking, you know what? Uh you've done penis to envy before. You know, it's like more.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:58

I've had penis envy.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:00

We've done the strain together. You know what's like more like lax? Wait, fucking. Chill, bro. The strain and mushroom.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:06

We've done it, dude. Ray, just be honest, okay. I'm sorry. No jokes. I'll stop, I'll stop. No jokes. No jokes, apparently. On this comedy podcast. Okay, you know, but just for this second. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. I've got the body. Blue penis envy, fuck you up. They do. They fuck you up, they make you see God, take three and a half grams, talk to Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:26

Yes. Absolutely. So like fucking like this batch of penis envy that like that my brother-in-law had that he gave me, bro. Man, fucking the caps are fucking huge, bro. Like, they we don't have cameras, bro, but I'll like fucking like they're like that fucking thick stem.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:40

The stems are that thick, bro. Like about my about a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:44

A little bit bigger than my cock. Like, yeah, all right. Yeah, but yeah. I'll show you, it's fine. He's totally right. So, like, so my um, so William leaves because he he was all hung over and whatnot. He's like, Oh, I'm gonna leave, guys. It was like nine o'clock, I'm taking off. And uh, so like uh Zayn's like, hey Sean, we should like eat the shrooms.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:08

Wait, how much was it? Did he tell you how much it was? Like it was a half ounce, ounce. Fucking you just gave me a bag of mushrooms. Didn't tell you how much it was, said a bag of mushrooms.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:17

It was a lot.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:18

Yeah, of course. It was a lot.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:20

I mean, yeah. It was a lot, a lot, bro. Like you have any left? I do. I'm saying it's a few. How much? Dude, a fucking, like, I'm it's at least three. It's a three-gram fucking piece of shroom, like this fucking. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:31

Because I uh I I mean I've told you this before. I have mushrooms that are like years old, yeah, but they still work. They just it's like a time release. Yeah, it's like a quailude. Yeah. You gotta wait a minute. Yeah. And then it comes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:43

But yeah, it's yeah, we'll do it, we'll do it soon. Case so fucking like so like uh it's like me, tomato, and Zane. We're sitting there fucking cabbage, bro. Fucking, oh cabbage, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:53

No, no, no. I'm just I'm just sorry, I'm just I'm just yelling vegetables.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:57

Yeah, he eventually becomes a vegetable. Fucking zoom candy, bro. He eventually becomes a vegetable. Of course he does. It's like fucking like so. My sister's like the only one sitting there because like a brother-in-law went to bed. Yeah, so she's sitting there, and it's like me, tomato, and Zane, we eat the fucking shrooms and fucking like tomato did shrooms the night before. He did them the night before. So you know how the shrooms work. You gotta fucking double the dad double the dose.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:19

He didn't get high at all.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:21

Yeah, he didn't get high at all. I know. I fucking I call them all on this shit. Yeah, I call them out because like Zane was like, man, how do you always how do you do the shit if you not get high?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:29

Also, but also when you do mushrooms or drugs with tomato, yeah, motherfucker keeps it so cool. I know. He's like keeps it.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:38

He's cool as a as a what? I'm like, as a cucumber. It's a cucumber. It's a cucumber, brother. Cucumber. Like a motherfucker vegetable. That's good. That's that was great. That was great.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:52

Dude, like literally any time I've ever done any kind of psychedelics with cucumber.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:57

Yeah, we'll call that for the rest of the story. So chill.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:00

For the rest of the story, he's cucumber. Yeah, for the rest of the story, he's cucumber. Cucumber, cucumber, cucumber. Yeah, listen to this. So these shrooms were actually very strong. Yeah. They kicked in. Gay mushrooms, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:12

They kicked in almost immediately. Gay mushrooms don't have a time lapse. You eat gay mushrooms, they're in your belly, they say, We're gay mushrooms.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:19

Fucking so they fucking bro. This story gets fucking crazy. Fucking, so they kick in almost immediately. Zane disappears. We have no idea where where fucking Zane went. We're still sitting in my sister's backyard. Yeah. It says meat, tomato, actually, cucumber in my sister. So Zane FaceTimes Cucumber. I don't know where I am. And like, we're like worried about him. He's in the backyard somewhere. He's in a tree. The shrooms fucking hit me so hard. I'm like helping like my sister, like uh put his shit away in her fucking house. I'm giggling, laughing my ass off. Like, my kiddo, I I'm tripping. I'm gonna go lay on the grass. I was like, can I fucking trip here? And he's like, Well, Colton works in the morning. Get out. And like, uh, do you want to watch you play Elden Ring? No, I was like, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:09

I actually have to leave. I was like, I don't want to watch you play Elden Ring.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:13

I can't deal with like being like high on shrooms and watching you die a hundred times.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:19

Just getting so pissed off on mushrooms. Yeah, I can't do that too. Dodge!

SPEAKER_03 1:43:24

So then uh tomatoes like Sean, come with me. We're gonna go find, we're gonna go find Zayn. So Zayn FaceTimes us, and like the fucking it was so funny. I'll it was so funny. He's like, oh my god, there's something in my way. It was literally the sidewalk, and you could like see in the FaceTime, he like trying to jump over it. He's like jumping over the sidewalk.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:43

There's a barrier, and he fucking jumps over it.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:46

Damn, whatever. So then like uh Tomato tells him, Yo, where are you? Sit right there, wait for us. Yeah. So he catch up with Zane. Yeah, he's just walking down the street. Yeah, he actually actually he listened to Tomato and he sat still.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:59

No, but like when he like he left the environment that you guys were in. Yeah, and he just started walking down the street.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:04

Walking around talking to fucking trees and shit. In there, brother. Yeah, been there. So we fucking we meet up with Zane, he's sitting there by uh by 7-Eleven, and me and Tomato are like, yo, Zane, come here. He catches up with us, and I fucking he was like so happy he frogged towards me, and him and I were fucking shooting the shit. He's like, look at this guy. Sean, how is it every time we get fucked up with this guy, he doesn't seem fucked up? And like fucking tomato like turns around, looks at us, smiles, he's dancing around. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah. But the whole vibe changed once he got to his apartment. It's like tomatoes like or cucumber. Says, let's go to cabbage, yeah. Let's go to our my apartment, let's chill.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:49

Yeah. Big mistake. Yeah, I only live in an apartment complex with fucking 300 people and we're about to laugh all night. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. And Sean's about to use up all my toilet paper. Kate. What the fuck? Why is Sean? Why is Sean Miles every time he comes here is using up all my fucking toilet paper?

SPEAKER_00 1:45:14

Dude, this motherfucker uses so much toilet paper. It's funny, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:17

We didn't even hear the full story yet.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:19

No, I didn't know. You didn't bring out toilet paper.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:21

Zayn texted me a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:22

Are you serious, Zane?

SPEAKER_03 1:45:28

So I fucking, we we so we get there, and then Zayn's like, fucking, let's let's eat some more. And I was down for it. I was like, fuck yeah, man. He's like, let's fucking go. We were going all in. And uh fucking Cucumber's like, alright, fuck it, let's go. And I was like, I gave I gave Cucumber a warning. I was like, man, dude, like I know you fucking you did like shit the night before, and I know double it's not gonna fucking hit you as hard as it's gonna hit me and Zane. I'm gonna warn you, man. Like uh, because I'm doubling up right now, but we did half the fucking bag, man. We got to see it. Yeah, me and Zane are gonna be fucked up. We're gonna be fucked up. We're gonna be talking about it. Like, you're not gonna be that fucked up, we're gonna be fucked up. And like, so we did it. And holy snowball? No, no, no. So Zane, he fucking disappears again. He leaves the apartment. And like he's like out there talking to trees and shit. And I'm you gotta connect with the earth, bro. I know. You guys are inside watching a TV.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:24

We were watching South Park. See what I'm saying? But he's outside talking to Mother Nature, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:29

But I I like watching South Park when I trip mushrooms. I want I I like uh like searching for the aliens because there's aliens in every episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:37

Yeah, yeah. That that seems yeah. I mean, I I like watching TV too when I'm on drugs, but also like I'm with Zayn where he's like, Yeah, I want to be outside, bro. Like outside is great. But also at the trees and they're breathing, and you start talking to them, and the trees like the trees, you ever talk to a tree, and it's like, yo, I've been here for like 130 years.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:54

You're like, You've been here for 130 years, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:56

It's like it's like you were there. I talked to a tree before. Well, fucking like on me too. But anyways, so like um so like uh Zane come. I was like worried about him actually. Like, where's he going? He's going to the forks. Why is he going to the forks by himself at this hour? Even though it was like only like nine o'clock. I've lost so early. I've lost complete track.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:18

What the time did you guys do mushrooms at?

SPEAKER_03 1:47:20

Wait, you guys messaged me at like nine. Yeah, it was around there. So you guys were already fucked up. We were already fucked up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:25

Yeah, okay. So you guys were high as fuck on mushrooms. Yeah, we were tricky.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:29

Yo, we gotta get Ray over here. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's exactly what brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:38

Well, fucking you what you know what fucking Zay said to me? He's like, man, how much shows he got? Oh, dude, we gotta get Ray over here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:44

Yeah, you guys. We need an extra person here.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:47

You guys both you guys both texted me and I was like, man, I really Eric like I showed it to Erica, and Erica was like, Yeah, I'll drive you if you want. I was like, Erica, I work in like 10 hours. She was like, okay. I was like, I can't go and do mushrooms. I'll be up for ten hours. That makes sense. That was actually a pretty wise decision. Yeah, dude. I had to go to work. I'm trying at this new job, fucking kicking out gibbetics.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:11

Yeah, continue. So there's some personal shit that I can't say on the pod that happened during the trip. Let's just say that uh the the vibes.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:21

So, like, so like you were the middle centipede man, and you fucked Kale in the butt, and then Zayn fucked you in the butt. So you were getting fucked in the butt, but also fucking in the butt. That's not that personal, I don't think. I think that's like normal shit. That's like normal shit, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:35

Well, the vibes got fucking pretty out of whack. So like uh I went out for a walk with uh with Zane and we're outside and we're fucking quick little fucking Dutch rudder. Fucking we had no shoes on, fucking we're just bare feet this outside. We're like sitting underneath this fucking tree. This is this is where the story gets kind of funny. Okay, this is this is the point of the story now. Fucking so like me and Zayn are fucking tripping balls on fucking mushrooms, sitting on the corner of uh of the street and like fucking like washing cars go by, fucking like washing the fireworks and all this shit, fucking like looking at the shadows of the tree, and we didn't have any cigar-still see the shadows in my room. Sorry, fucking dude, yeah. So we didn't have any cigarettes left on us. So people walking by were like, yo, can we get a smoke? And people were just walking by us. Yeah, yeah, they were like, What the fuck? That guy's got no eyeballs. Okay, so this one guy fucking that acknowledged us. I was like, hey bro, do you have a smoke? And he comes walking out to us. How long you guys have smoking for? You know, like, you know, like you guys say, you know, you guys gotta get off the streets saying oh this isn't like you know No way, he thought you guys were drug addicts. You thought we were fucking jibheads, and then the whole time I was like, Yeah, and then Zayn's like beside me, what the fuck you talking about? Like fucking guys like, yeah, but he takes off and like uh it was a re it was a weird conversation. The dudes like telling us like you you know, you gotta get clean, you know, you gotta get off the streets, you know, I gotta. She said, now I was like this age, so and so and forth. I was like, yeah, I was like, so you don't gotta smoke, bro. He's like, yeah, no, I don't smoke no more. No, for a while.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:07

Alright, keep walking, dickhead.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:09

I was like, okay. And then like fucking like Zay's like, what a weird conversation. And then him and I looked at each other and it fucking clicked. We have no fucking shoes on. We're barefoot underneath a fucking tree, fucking eyes, is fucking. We're like, dude, when I asked him for a smoke, did he think like I was asking for some fucking jib? Yeah, he's like, you're like, yo, you gonna eat rock? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you gonna eat crystal? We just we just burst, I don't know, but I thought I thought that was like just fucking hilarious. How like this guy, yeah, I thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:41

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you were yeah, it is funny, but you're also so fucked up on mushrooms, so it's like everything's so much funnier. I remember when last time we did mushrooms together, we were at your at your parents' place. Oh my god, rolling around the basement. Yeah, well, like we we went, we were outside smoking, and then we came back in and we just were walking downstairs and I was just laughing, and you were like, wait, what are we laughing at? And I was like, not sure. I don't really fucking know, man, but something's funny. Something's funny. Something in the air is hilarious. Yeah. That's how mushrooms make you feel sometimes. You're like, wow, the air is making me laugh because you're like, I don't know what I'm laughing at, but this shit is funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:19

I fucking I felt bad because I was the one that knocked over the toilet paper in Tomato's bathroom.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:25

Yeah, I don't know. All Zane texted me. He texted me, we were talking, he was a pretty brief conversation, but uh he was like, Yeah, uh we went back to or fuck we went back to cucumbers, cut that out. Yeah, don't ever put that in. Don't ever put that in. If his name makes it into any of our podcasts, I'll quit the podcast. I'll quit the fucking podcast. Yeah, so you text it. Anyway, so we went back to Cucumber. You guys went back to cucumbers, and then he was like, Yeah, and then like just started getting mad at Sean for Fuck, I said it again! Fucking cucumbers, cucumber wasn't getting mad at me. Cucumber was getting mad at no, no, hold on. So this this is what Zayn said. Zane said that cucumber was getting mad at you because uh he said every time you come over, all you do is use up on my toilet paper, and then Zayn said he started laughing, and Cucumber was like, hey man, don't laugh, it's not funny. And I was like, in the text message, I was like, bruh, if I was there, I would have fucking I would have been dying. That's that might be the funniest thing to say to somebody ever. Hey man, every time you come to my house, you use on my toilet paper. That's the funniest shit ever. It is hilarious. People are gonna be like, they're gonna be like, what the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_03 1:52:35

Is your ass full of shit? Like, okay, dude, dude, dude. Uh I can't I can't expose the boy on the he lied to you.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:43

He was getting mad at fucking Zane the whole time, not me. Wow. He was getting mad at Zane the whole time, not me. That's that's that's real talk.

SPEAKER_03 1:52:52

I had to calm those boys down, man. Fuck, man. Wow, so who do I believe? But but but but the whole the whole the whole from two different perspectives. But but but he is right. The what sparked the whole argument between him and uh Cucumber was I did accidentally knock the uh toilet paper into the toilet, and uh that that shit was scary for me because like I was like in the bathroom by myself and I was tripping hard. I was peeking. I was fucking peaking, brother. Yeah, I fucking knocked the toilet paper into the bathroom. How exactly? It was just on the edge of the fucking of the uh counter counter and fucking I moved and 'cause like dude, fucking like in the bathroom there, the water's like constantly running. Huh? Wait, it was like from the toilet, you can hear like the constant. I was like I was like closing my eyes, I was like focusing on the like the fucking like uh the higher like uh the kaleoscopic shapes behind my eyelids and shit with my eyes closed in the bathroom focusing focusing on the fucking wall. Gotcha lost my balance and I fucking tripping balls and I fucking smacked the fucking TP right into the toilet.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:02

Yes. How long did it take you to pull it out? A while. A while, yeah. That's what I thought. Oh, I was like, how do I do that? Yeah, yeah. I figured I figured I figured it wasn't instantly. That shit was saturated with water. Yeah, the whole thing was ruined.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:20

Yeah, so like I so I was like, you know what?

SPEAKER_04 1:54:22

Could have been three ply. That probably could have been expensive shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:24

Yeah, no, he was upset about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:26

To be honest, don't think cucumber buys expensive toilet paper, but he could.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:31

Yeah, but so like I felt bad about it. So like all I did was like just gather a roll out of the toilet and I threw it into the bathtub.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:38

That was your solution? Yeah, wow. What the fuck? Yeah, I get why someone would be bad at that. Yeah. Wow, hey man, man, that makes a little bit of sense.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:49

And then started laughing. Who? And then and then Zane started laughing.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:55

You also said cucumber's name. Yeah, yeah, I'll cut that out. We gotta cut all that out. We can never say his name. If we say his name, it's gonna be the end of the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:03

Okay, three, two, two, one, cucumber. Zane started laughing. Oh, I thought we were gonna say that. He started laughing at uh cucumber for the whole 12-year-old thing, and that's when cucumber was like, right now's not the time to laugh, and then a whole argument ensued. So, yes, I was the catalyst of the argument. I am not gonna I was the catalyst of it. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:22

So you know what you know what's crazy? When when you when you expose just now that oh what what what Zane said was a lie, I mean, only partially. Only partially because the the main culprit of wasting toilet paper in this argument was still you.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:41

Yeah, but then it uh it um it brought up a bunch of like uh like harbored emotions within Cucumber of uh of our buddy disrespecting his home. Which is like, you know, like I don't think he really was. It's just like, man, it's just you know, just drunken boys doing you know, doing shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:57

You you're saying on wax right now you were not disrespecting his home. Oh, but I I apologize profusely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:04

I did respect I did you replace him? I'll say on the pod right here, I I did disrespect his home.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:09

Did you replace said toilet paper roll?

SPEAKER_03 1:56:12

I offered to, but he refused. He was pre profusely refused. You know him, he's very prideful, man. So yeah. The story is I had money. I really had money. I was like, dude, I'll fucking eat right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:56:32

Dude, that I verbatim, I said that.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:34

I'll go fuck. I'll go fuck. Shut the fuck up. You should give a fuck. You should get a new ball. I was I was I was very apologetic. Yeah, obviously you care in the moment. You're fucked up on mushrooms. Dude, I still care. You feel so much empathy. You know, I do, I do, but still. No, no, not not always on mushrooms. Not always on mushrooms. Oh, let's move on. Pissed me off. You feel no empathy. You're confusing, you're getting confused. It's fine. Let's move on. Anyway, I'm glad you guys had a good night. I wish I could have been there. I even told Eric, I was like, man. Me, you should have been there. I was like, bruh, bruh, why did I start this job? Hey, why did I get a job? Is it your empty pass it over? Well, like, what time did you work the next day? 10 a.m. Oh fuck, you could have done mushrooms with us. Nah, I'm not doing music. I tripped in until 1 a.m. I'm not doing mushrooms and then no, you didn't trip till 1 a.m. What are you talking about? I seen I I went online on WhatsApp the next day and messaged you. Last time you were on WhatsApp, 4 44 a.m.

SPEAKER_01 1:57:37

4 44 4 48 a.m.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:40

Why am I saying so many numbers? Why the fuck was I on WhatsApp? I don't know, but you were on WhatsApp at like 5 in the morning. So I'm like, no, you're tripping all night. And there's no fucking way I was going to trip mushrooms with you guys and then going to s to bartend at the world's sketchiest bar. That sounds like a recipe for murder. Okay, word. I totally understand that.

SPEAKER_03 1:58:04

I get that.

SPEAKER_04 1:58:05

Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah. Well, uh I'm glad you guys to be honest, wish I could have been there. Glad you guys had fun. Catch it next time. Yeah, man. Catch it next time. It'll be good. I got a lot of mushrooms. Last time I did mushrooms, I was like, man, I probably shouldn't do mushrooms anymore. Really? Why? Did a bunch of mushrooms sat in my room. I think Oh. We talked about this in the pod, actually. Yeah, I don't know. Were the laundry downstairs? Yeah. Yeah, after his birthday? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That that time. That time. And then after that, I was like, maybe I shouldn't do mushrooms anymore. I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't do mushrooms by yourself anymore. Yeah, I know, dude. I think about I get my get in my brain. I'm like, bro, you know what's crazy? So like Erica? Yeah. I don't know how are you at falling asleep? How am I at falling asleep? When you go to sleep, how long are you laying in bed until you fall asleep?

SPEAKER_03 1:58:57

Ray, I think you know us about me. You and I have we shared in a bed a few times. I think you know us about me. I have a hard time falling asleep. I toss and I turn all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:07

Well, I have a hard time.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:08

I I know I have a hard time falling asleep and maintaining sleep.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:11

Well, I I only know that because when we usually sleep together is only after a rigorous night of nose beers. Well, it's also And then it's like and then it's like, hey, Sean, you get in my bed and I'll fucking we'll fucking oh here's a blanket and I'll have a blanket and guess what the sun is rising, but we gotta go to bed. And then that's kind of what it is. So, like, I mean, like, I don't know what your actual sleeping routine is in the early days before we even got into the nosebers and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:41

I'd share a bear with you.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:42

You know, like you know stop acting like you fucked me. Not like that. You look crazy right now. I was thinking about like 20 minutes ago. Yeah, I'm 15% close to being naked. No, no, I'm 15% close to being naked right now. Look, my almost all my body is showing except a little part of my dick and balls. Yeah, and you're still wearing a hat. How do you I how do you feel about it? Does it make you uncomfortable? No. Alright, next episode, fully nude. Fully nude cock out. There's no cameras yet, so what are they gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 2:00:20

Dude, Kate, Kate, dude, that's actually a fucking dope ass fucking episode idea. Fucking fully nude episode, fucking camera, and we just like do like fucking like just block out the cocks.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:29

No, we just leave the cocks. We can't post that on YouTube. We're not posting it on YouTube, we're posting on Pornho, brother. Post it on OnlyFans. Brother, this is not a YouTube episode. This is a P Hub episode.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:42

Yo, yo, yo. If you guys think it's a good idea to post an episode like that, send us that send us. I'm kind of drunk now. He's right. Uh oh my god. Send us fan mail with your opinions.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:55

Yeah, I think it would be great if like I I had just real, real, real major tennis, and then Sean just had a fucking hanging dong, dude. Like, I think my I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:09

One short black piece and like one big blob black?

SPEAKER_04 2:01:14

Maybe I turned 30 and my dick got smaller, but I don't know what's happening. I think it's my belly or something, bro. I got that fucking, I got literally a golem, I got a golem fit, dude.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:23

Dude, alternate the fucking the length fucking blob pieces to give people to keep the people guessing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:29

You don't know who's packing, you don't know who's not packing. And then you switch it by accident, and you're the tip of your head is poking out. There's a full fucking full fucking mushroom cock sticking out.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:42

That's a fucking perfect idea.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:46

I was sitting here and I'm like, damn, my shorts are pulled up really high right now. I'm like, whatever, dude. I feel comfortable.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:51

Dude, I'm wearing regular shorts and they're still kind of pulled up high. Yeah, these are regular shorts. Well, dude, I get embarrassed because I have such hairy fucking legs. Your legs aren't that fucking hairy. Mine are fucking a mess.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:03

No, it's crazy how you have so much hair. You have so much hair on the rest of your body except your head. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:08

Why is your head missing so much hair? Fuck man, dude. I get I get mad at my fucking parents all the time. Dude, at least once a week I see them. What are they? What kind of fucking genetics did you guys give me? Fucking fucking growth hormone on your body, but now I don't know what the fuck they did, man.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:25

They put like they put finasteride all over your body.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:28

My mom's like biological father. Who I've never met. The guy's a fucking piece of shit. She's never she's never met him either. Fucking like he's got like gypsy ancestry. You know, fucking like from from like Europe. My mom, my mom fucking breaks about that all the time. It's like, why are you proud about that? You don't even you don't even know the guy. The guy's never around. Fuck him. Who gives a fuck?

SPEAKER_04 2:02:50

Also, gypsy is a fun thing to brag about, but also not that impressive. It's not that impressive. It's very funny to be like, yo, my dad was a gypsy king. Bitch, that's Tyson Fury. But they're all fucking hairy. They're all hairy individuals. Yeah, they're all fucking super hairy. All banging each other's cousins, bro. Exactly. Your mom's inbred. Fuck it. That's where the fuck is she might be inbred. You might be inbred. She's not an inbred. Stop. You don't know that. Fuck I don't know that. Yeah. Fucking who knows. Anyway, continue why you're so hairy.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:22

Why you're such a hairy, gross individual. There's that, and there's also the voyageur that fucking came and like intermingled with the with the First Nation. So yeah, like you have like French hairiness. See how the Metis hairiness and the gypsy hairiness fucking like colliding and creating this hairy motherfucker who's balding because of genetics.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:43

I don't understand the balding because of genetics part. I understand everything else. Why are you bald? Why are your people bald? Were you like fucking aerodynamic? No, you can't be aerodynamic. The rest of your body has hair. Exactly. Why'd you have a bald head? Were you guys like painting your skulls to match in with the environment? I don't know. My mom's uh You should know. You're the history guy. You're like, this is my family and where we're from.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:06

Well, usually uh uh male tattered baldness, uh or male is it tattered or patterned?

SPEAKER_04 2:04:11

A pattern, but it's just from like low testosterone. You just have low T. You're a low T individual. Oh my god, it all makes sense, the individuals, everybody listening. Motherfucker, man, dude. I fucked more bitches than you with a bunch of.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:32

100 individual testosterone in his whole body. Oh my god, bro. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_04 2:04:38

100 total I don't know about that, brother.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:42

Fucking Christ, I don't know about that, brother. I'm not gonna fuck you, butter. I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:50

Okay, but you fucking like uh fucking dude scientifically, genetically, like your uh male patter bald baldness is uh transmitted from the from the from the mother's DNA mostly. Man, your mama's low test. That makes sense. Look, she's the woman that's a joke. That's a joke with Mula.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:13

That's a joke. Let's keep going.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:14

But yeah, you know, it's carried through because of their father. It's carried through that gene. So it's more like the the father doesn't you know transfer that that gene. It's just what I read. I don't know if it's the actual fact.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:26

You read a lot about it, I bet. Dude, I said I gotta fucking I gotta learn up on this fact. I was like, man, why is my shit migrating? I gotta learn up on this fact. I can't let a woman see me from a top angle. No eagle eye view for you, baby. Hey, if I'm sitting down, I'm standing up when you're around. Man, believe it or not, believe it or not, man.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:43

I used to have like a I had I had luscious hair back then. Man, dude, man. What when you were five? No, man. When was a teenager, brother? I was like, I wanna I had like fucking like the punk rock look, brother. Fucking had the punk rock look for a moment. I had like the fucking hair in my fucking eyes right here, bro. The fucking wings and shit going on, brother. My mom made me fucking shave that shit. But I was so proud. Because I had this feeling, like I was gonna go bald. I wanna I wanna grow my hair. That was your last hurrah. It's my last hurrah. How old were you? I was like fucking 16.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:20

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:21

To have your last hair hurrah at 16.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:25

You know, my widow's peak fucking started hitting it at around 17, brother. Yeah, I already knew. I knew it was happening.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:32

I feel so bad because like my hair is down to my knees, bruh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:38

My hair's down to my knees. You have a widow's peak that's caused by gravity. Me? Yeah, yeah. That's caused by legit gravity.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:49

I have I have complete baldness caused by gravity.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:52

I just I just disguise it. It's because your hair, your you have like so much hair that it weighs so much that's like pulling back your scalp. How jealous are you?

SPEAKER_00 2:07:05

I am very jealous. As you say, as you say all this stuff, how jealous are you? I'm not dissing. You know what's funny, even if you were, I just I got you anyway.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:15

Oh, you did? Oh you fucking like like fucking, like, yeah, I was just saying because he mentioned the other day, I have all these bots bots here.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:22

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 2:07:25

I actually I actually just understood where where you're where your point was coming from. You were saying I have so much hair that it's making me bald. Yeah. And you have no hair in your balls. Yeah. My bad, my bad. I thought you were dissing me and I had to come back hard.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:38

Yeah, I do, I know.

SPEAKER_04 2:07:39

But jealous was a good it was a good take. Whatever. It was a good take.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:42

But mostly, you know, it's whatever. Fucking, like, I am who I am and uh I do embrace the bald man.

SPEAKER_04 2:07:47

Yes, a your dad's a great looking bald man. Yeah, but he's not as hairy as me. Yeah, he's also way taller than you. He is, and like has a way deeper voice and bigger dick. Fucking well, we're gonna have the same voice, actually, kinda sort of. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Eric has heard both you on the phone. She'll your dad, your dad is one register deeper, though, naturally. He is, yeah. He's one register deeper, and he looks like a UFC fighter, and you look like uh like a UFC like you look like you know when the UFC fighter is like walking out and like it shows them walking out and then it just pans to the crowd. Yeah, you look like one of them.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:24

Oh word. I thought you could say I was one of the guys like greases up the other dude.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:28

That would have been good too, but I couldn't get there. I thought that's where you were going. I couldn't get there. I was trying to get there. I was freestyling on the spot.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:37

Yeah, I wasn't sure where I was going when I was saying that. You know, when you when you got there, you're absolutely right. Cause I totally would be one of the guys in the back. Yeah, so would I.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:44

I mean, like that's funny because it's not a diss, because that's exactly what I exact it's it's it was a it was a bad diss, and you know what? We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna keep it on the track because guess what? Sometimes you bomb, it's okay. It's okay. Bombs are okay. You know what's the best kind of bomb? Like a terrorist bomb, like 9-11? Anthrax. Anthrax is good. Anthrax will kill we should get some anthrax. Anthrax on the pod.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:10

Anthrax Yo, what's up, y'all? We're pawing from hazmats? We're both in hazmat. We're in hazmats.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:19

We're at pull apart right now. Here's a prank. Fucking throw some anthrax on the ground, dude. Anthrax on the pod is so stupid.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:28

Corpsef. Anyway, uh, so yeah, we'll move on. Um, I don't know, since the last time I seen you, which was on Tuesday. Yeah, man. Because I didn't work Wednesday, because it was Canada Day. What second?

SPEAKER_03 2:09:40

How awesome that we I think it's pretty great that we uh we see each other every week now.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:44

Yeah, I mean I like how it's actually been more consistent. Like we've we've been consistently seeing each other every week. Yeah, man. But we haven't been consistently making the post schedule. It's fine. Also, a big thing that I've thought about within within the podcast is like, man, me and Sean started this podcast because we're friends. Yes. And now it feels like the only time we see each other is to podcast, which sometimes I I love. Like sometimes I love because sometimes I we'll talk whatever on message.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:17

Yeah, and uh don't don't tell me it's like starting to feel like a job.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:21

No, not at all. Not at all. We'll talk to each other on message though, and we'll be like, oh, we'll start talking about something, and we'll be like, Save it for the pod. And I'm like, Sometimes I just want to chop it up with my homie. But that's the thing. Okay, I actually agree. Some things definitely deserve to be safer for the pod. Also, I would love to hang out with you more than once a week. Yeah. Because we are boys, we can hang out and do anything else besides podcasts, because what we do when we hang out is podcast. The majority of the time we hang out now is recording. Is recording. Which is, dude, it's fine. I love podcasting with you. I would never want to podcast with anyone else. Yeah. But I love hanging out with my boy.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:59

I love hanging out with you. I love just chopping shit up. Well, that's why I would have had the idea. Well, you and I had this idea of the podcast, like it was like years ago. It was like it was like uh just a conversation, and it was like something that stuck with me. And uh once I got into school, I was like, man, like yo, Reyes, fucking spilling the podcast, and like now here we are.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:20

Yeah, I mean to be honest, I think we're doing very well. I think we're we're creating fun segments, we're doing fun stuff, we're doing stuff we like, and I think that's what we should evolve into more because it's only gonna make I think maybe better podcasting. Yeah. Because if we start talking about shit we really, really love. And then it's like, or and you know what's even better? Talk about shit that might be like a shared love, which might be even easier to talk about. Dude. Because then it's not just going back and forth, it's just us talking about shit that we both love. And then we can both just fucking nerd out about it. You know what I mean? Okay, where like like I don't know, man. Like sometimes I feel like I I I love what we're doing, but sometimes it could feel episodic, and sometimes we're like, okay, so what are we gonna talk about this week? Okay, that we gotta talk about the new show. I think we should maybe sometimes stop relying on shit that's coming next and just shit that we wanna do. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 2:12:20

I'm down for that. Yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_04 2:12:23

Yeah, I feel that. Corpse. I'll tell you about my week. I'll tell you about your week, right? Um did you finish even telling me about your week? I did.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:31

I did mushrooms on Canada Day, and then uh the uh the other day was like uh the next day was me being hungover watching anime. Nice. And then you didn't tell me this. Oh, okay. So the next day I watched anime. I started watching this one called uh it's like I never watched it. Schooner Paradise. Samurai Champloo. And apparently it's like peak anime. Peak? Oh dude. Peak peak anime. I can't say peak. Well, peak samurai anime. And honestly, dude, it is. It is a fucking masterpiece. It's fucking amazing. It fucking infuses hip-hop culture and samurai culture and Japanese, you know, fucking just like it fuses all of that shit into an anime and it's beautiful. I love it. That's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:21

Fucking beautiful. It was fucking booffo. That shit was fucking booful. I'm sorry for swearing so much, man.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:26

I you know, the more I train, I fucking swear.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:29

Oh, it's okay. Um, so yeah, I didn't I didn't to be honest, man, I didn't do much this week. Like last week I had like a lot more to say about shit I did, but that's because I didn't start working yet. So no, I got it. Chill, chill, chill. Um, and and uh I didn't really have much going on. So actually, eh, I'll pass, I'll pass. You gotta pass? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Um anyway, so uh yeah, no, I started working at this new job. So I was working last time we recorded, I worked Monday, and then we were and then I worked Tuesday. Yeah, and then so that was only like 11 hours, and then I work we record Wednesday, or no, we record Tuesday night. So then since then I've worked Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, which is today, and goddamn, this might be the most ghetto shit I've ever been in in my life, bro.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:33

You've had a hell of a day, dude. Fucking like I've yeah, I just want to say something. I've known you for so long, and I've never really got to see you after a day's work. And then today I got I got to experience the full Raymond, the whole the full like after work Raymond, and you were stressed and you were angry, man.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:52

You were angry, and I was like, man, I'm kind of scared of Ray right now. Like you were so mad.

SPEAKER_04 2:14:58

You know what's funny? It's like it's like that's that's the thing is like uh I wasn't I wasn't necessarily mad, but it's like when when you start re-reliving things that did get you heated, they do they re- it's like reheating lasagna. That shit gets hot again, and you get a little bit tight under the skin. But it's it's it's I'm never like I'm never like outwardly angry, but yeah, I'm like um it's it's a way of um it's a way I think it's a way of expression, and I think it's I think it's really good, obviously, to get that shit out. Yeah, otherwise I'm just gonna keep it in. But yeah, yeah, dude, every time I get off work, I'll I'll go to Erica and I'll be like, this is how my day went. Yeah, and I'll tell her exactly how it went. And I'll I'll get animated, dude. If I yelled in the moment, I'm yelling in the story. You want me to tell you how it felt?

SPEAKER_03 2:15:45

It felt like you were taking it out on me, Erica, and your mom.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:49

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And and that that's not at all how uh I think it should be come across. It's it's some it's somebody venting about. I've been spunk with you, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:59

I've been fucking with you because I I actually I enjoyed every second of it. I was like, I was like, legit, I was being real in the car. I was like, I'm fucking liking this rape. Fuck yeah, brother. I meant that. I did mean that.

SPEAKER_04 2:16:11

Yeah, I don't like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't I haven't been smoking weed at this new job, and I don't think I should be because like today some guy threatened to stab me, and then I had to kick him out, and then I tried to kick him out, and then he said, I'm just gonna piss in the corner because I didn't let him piss in the bathroom, and then I said you're barred, and then I had to kick him out, and I was like, damn, he threatened to stab me. Do I like need to like when I leave the building? Am I gonna get stabbed? And then like it's just like it's it's stressful. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, definitely. And I I under I understand how it could definitely come, dude. I feel insane working there. I feel like I'm like, why am I working in this in the trenches, dude? Why am I working in the depths of society right now? Literally, this lady that I kicked out today, she comes in, she's every there's eight VLT machines. If you're not gambling, if you're not buying liquor, get the fuck out. I'm allowed to take you out, get out. Yeah. Um, so this bitch comes in, she's not gambling, she's not doing anything, she's just sitting there. Or she's actually she's going up to everybody at the VLT machines and she's asking them for money. So I see that and I say, hey, if you're not if you're not buying anything and you're not playing VLTs, you gotta leave. You can't hang out here. And so she she leaves, and then she comes back about 20 minutes later and she sits at the VLT machine with I guess somebody she knows, and I walk up to her because I recognize her, and she as I walk up to her, she picks up her shirt and she blows her nose into her own shirt. Oh my fucking dude that's fucking real fucking cokehead shit, brother. Yeah, well I don't I don't know if that's what it is, but I don't know. She's well, she's sitting there.

SPEAKER_03 2:17:44

Or it's AIDS because like, you know, fucking she's like so full of AIDS and she's got she's so sick all the time. She's just a drug addict. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:17:50

Uh so I I look and she's sits, she's sitting down, and uh she's got fucking uh she's got a meth pipe and a torch in her lap. And I say, You have to leave right now. And she says, I'm not bothering anybody. Why the fuck can't I be here? And I say, get out and I yell at her because it's like bitch, you're not listening, get the fuck out. That's how it is. Like we yelling at people all day. So this pipe was in her lap, bruh?

SPEAKER_03 2:18:18

Fucking one queef would have fucking lit that bitch. Uh boy. What uh yeah, what with the A's, with the A's there, dude.

SPEAKER_04 2:18:26

That's that's like a flint.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:27

The fucking whole thing would have sparked that, brother.

SPEAKER_04 2:18:30

Like, dude, a little queef, even a little fart probably would have let that shit off. Holy Christ. But yeah, so kick that bitch out. Whatever, kick people all day. Whatever it sucks, to be honest, is it's a shitty job, but I made $50 in tips today. Well man. I made I made like $75 the other day. Like, I'd be I'd be leaving that building with a lot of money, so I'm not like necessarily like choked about it, but I'm also necessarily not like happy about the job.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:56

Well, like you're making more tips than I make at a place that sells $53 burgers.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:03

I'm making more tips a week than you making money, bro. I know, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:09

It felt mean, it felt mean, it felt me. You know it felt mean, but you're also not wrong. I don't take offense because like you know, it's it's not my it's not my fucking job. It's not my passion.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:19

It's like also you got cut after four hours today, bro. Oh, that makes me so sad for you because I remember working in a kitchen. And I used to you work in a kitchen, you go in at four, like you did, yeah, yeah, and you work till sometimes late as ten. Well, maybe you get ten.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:34

You want the truth? Yeah. When they when they said uh cut two evil, I was like, Shaq, cut me because I wanted to fucking record the pod.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:40

Oh, yeah, yeah. I and I appreciate that. I really do.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:45

Coming around this time, I wanted to go to fucking pod my homie.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:48

Hey, guess what?

SPEAKER_03 2:19:49

What's up?

SPEAKER_04 2:19:49

That's the reason I paid for everything.

SPEAKER_02 2:19:51

Oh, really? Because I got my.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:54

No, no, no, no, no. But I that was just a joke because like you got off early and you're not making any money. Yeah. So I paid for everything with the money.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:02

Yeah, that's my joke, yeah. But like, yeah, fucking like uh because like my my my real passion is broadcasting. It doesn't really fucking matter to me if I fucking work so and so hours.

SPEAKER_04 2:20:13

Yeah, yeah, and like to be honest, dude, it's not like I'm working hard at this job. Today I sold 40 beers and like six shots, and that's about it. You guys have been the best. Sean's gonna sign us off here, but I love you all. Coming from my bedroom. Next week is probably gonna be from the same bedroom because I work like six days. Like I got tomorrow off, six days in a row, and then I got Monday off next week. So we're gonna have to do another bedroom recording at Raymond's house.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:42

So next week, um, when Raymond goes to the bathroom, I'm gonna try and break apart his room, but unfortunately, I can't because there's barely fuck all in here. Besides a bed and a TV and a curtain. So see you next week. Simplistic man.

SPEAKER_04 2:20:58

See you next week. Sorry, I don't need a lot of shit. Fuck you. Son of a bitch. All right.